NOTICE OF NONCOMPLIANCE
File #: QJ-001-S1 Jurisdiction: Vault Dome District / Greater Googie Sector
Summary of Infractions:
- General architecture fails to meet HOA stylistic codes
- Unregistered AM-band transmissions detected
- Exterior color schemes deviate from approved desert tones
- Suspected use of restricted roofing compounds
Details Include:
- All structures must feature stucco exteriors and ceramic tile roofing
- Unauthorized broadcasting has reached listeners within a six-mile radius
- Despite generous HOA-approved swatches in beige and sand, red and black remain prohibited
- Roof sample analysis reveals illegal use of reclaimed tar and industrial-grade mystery steel
Required Action: Immediate review of this noncompliance notice. Begin remediation per enclosed pamphlets and color wheels. Compliance is not optional.
Penalty for Ongoing Violation: Continuous aerial monitoring via HOA-sanctioned drones, court-appointed field representatives, and compounding civic penalties.
Filed by: C.I.A. (Ceramic Intelligence Authority)
Status: Binding until further notice
Listen + Comply: https://www.quartzjunction.blog
CREDITS:
Segment Three Background Music: Steven Lynn Music – YouTube
Microcovers inspired by:
“Free Your Mind” – The Gorgeous Girls of En Vogue Amazon Link
Harry Perry – Heads of Skin: Greatest Hits of the Millennium Amazon Link
Note: These microcovers are presented as parody and satire, transforming the original works through comedic reinterpretation, and heavy respect for the artists.
Popular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.