July 18, 2025 • 49 mins
In this heatwave fueled fever dream of an episode, the conversation goes off the rails almost immediately and never really returns. You can literally here the descent into madness. Blame the non-existent AC or the slow descent into sweat-soaked delirium, but today’s topics range from Big Bang denial and simulation theory to AI bros, tiny prehistoric humans, Arrowhead water red flags, and the possibility that dinosaurs were basically chickens with rage issues.
We talk ancient pyramids, time travel tourism, gentrified fast food, the mystery of why 2018 water hit different, and somehow circle back to the ethics of AI art. It’s pure banter. No thesis, no coherence, just brain melt and the kind of stuff you’d only say when your internal fan is fried. Come sweat it out with us.
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Does that pills going to be crazy?
No, because like 90% of this is going to be cut.
What? So yeah, you just disproved
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simulation theory. Yeah, simulation theory.
Actually, I love simulation theory.
Oh, we talked about that in our last episode.
Oh, we didn't get into it, but it came up.
Yeah, I was talking about theories and The Big Bang.
Yeah, because. Oh, because you said maybe The
Big Bang theory is like, not what actually happened.
Yeah, it's being theorized that maybe.
(00:47):
It's being challenged right now it.
Didn't come about through Big Bang and possibly through some
other means because I said it's been known that Big Bang
occurred however many billion years ago.
Yeah. And then I don't know, like 10
plus years ago it was discoveredmaybe occurred a couple 100,000
years before that. Yeah, that's as far as I knew.
But you said other theories havebeen proposed.
(01:08):
Yeah. That are not nothing to do with
Big Bang. Yeah.
Yeah, like that we existed a black hole.
There's one that we existed a black hole.
And black holes in the universe are literally portals to
different universes, yeah, IE the multiverse.
Yeah, because no one knows what's on the other side of
them. And the highest, like the most
smartest and most advanced like algorithms and AI on Earth right
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now are like. That's what AI should be used
for. Like figuring.
This is a simulator. There's a high chance this may
be a simulation. Or like get the strongest AI to
figure out like how to warp, youknow what I mean?
Exactly. Figure out time travel.
Yeah, You know what I mean. Or how do we get from Earth to
the next Galaxy? And Andromeda.
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Andromeda. Andromeda.
Andromeda. Andromeda.
Yeah, yeah. Figure out how to get there.
We should just make our own AI. And not be a click like Elon
Musk. We should make our own AI and
and have it powered off of. Solar power.
Solar power. Wait, are they not doing that?
No, they need to cool servers. So you need water to cool these
servers. Literal water.
(02:10):
So you're draining cities worth of water in a year to sustain
them? What the fuck to keep cool the
servers that mean the power? So we will turn phones into
solar panels? That way when you use AI it
doesn't come from water. I hate how the AI argument, the
pro AI argument, is usually something along the lines of
like, when it comes to art, the argument is usually almost
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framed to be like, altruistic. Yeah, you know, like let the AI
have the autonomy. If it wants to make art, well,
then who are you to say who can and can make art?
But that's not really what's going on.
Yeah, behind the AI is a person.Yeah.
And sometimes a person is like meant to shrink their workforce
so they payless people or in thecase of art where they know they
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won't have to pay people anymoreto make said art, but also they
themselves don't have to learn how to make the art.
So they never pick up like a pencil, a pen, an instrument and
put in the fucking hours and experience and failure that goes
along to it. And learning from said failure
and making observations of otherpeople's art and yours in
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relation to theirs. More failure.
Like it's a whole whole. I think processes even do the
experience justice. But the whole process, you know,
to get to the point from where you start to where you become
pretty decent to where you become pretty good.
And then like legend. So between all those 4 pillars,
there's a huge gap between them,especially that last one and the
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last one like again, they get it's not just putting in the
time, but the it's cliche. But the blood sweat tears like
leads up to that. And so some some like loser ass
dude. So have we had discussion like 2
years ago I could have describedso I had the capability.
I can ascribe the fucking loser that I'm talking about.
Yeah. But now I don't have to.
(04:03):
I could just say AI, bro, and you know exactly who I'm talking
about. Yeah, the kind of fucking person
I'm talking about. Yeah.
Or anyone listening knows. Like they can picture it.
Yeah, vividly. Yeah.
You know, they can muster up their own distaste and hatred
for that kind of person. Like one of the few good things
come out of this whole argument with AI that I could point to a
specific loser. Just like now I can point to
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like incel. Before I used to be a weird guy.
Now I could say incel and you know who I'm talking about.
Yeah. So if I say AI bro, you know who
I'm talking about. And there's a there is overlap.
But again, we can pinpoint the losers now.
Absolutely. Yeah, doggy.
The Internet never forgets. Yeah, doggy, it's kind of warm
in here. Yeah, man.
Should I open the door? You can, sure.
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Would that help? Yeah, it will help.
Oh, oh shit. Is it, is it better out there?
Yeah. OK, then keep it up.
But is the, is it closed still? Like is that mesh thing closed?
Yeah. OK.
Yeah, 'cause otherwise a bunch of mosquitoes will come in.
(05:05):
Is that why you're dying over there?
That's why. That's why I'm dying.
It was like instant. We started off you.
Actually, you started it off tactically.
Yeah. You start the podcast, you set
the tone, and the second you turned everything off,
immediately the tone changed. And then I had to go into
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reserves mode. Like, all right, I got to pick
up the pace. Oh my gosh, it's.
Like when you're watching like asporting event, Yeah.
And there's usually like 2 announcers.
Yeah, and. They usually engage in banter
throughout the whole thing, right?
So you'll see those videos where, like, something happens
to one of them and the other onehas to be professional, keep the
thing going. Yeah.
Yeah. So like, oh, he got hit in the
(05:48):
nuts. I gotta gotta keep going.
I can't, we can't bring the whole show to a stop because.
Because he got hit in the nuts by accident.
So. So, yeah.
You know LeBron James, you know,he went nuts, right?
Did you guys see that thing? He just did, you know LeBron
James? Yeah.
Damn, that was good. She said.
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That's what she. Said yeah, doggy, that's.
What? She said.
Do you think there was a versionof that back in the day?
Or do you think that phrase has only existed in like modern
times, meaning 15 plus years ago?
I feel like it has been. So back in the day they were
talking about their maidens and stuff.
Yeah. Like Ohio?
Bro, that, that was what that was, Maiden, said Maiden.
(06:34):
Said when Maiden has stated. Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure they
had things like that. Thing is though, like if time
travel were possible when someone have already come up and
been. Like that's what they say,
that's what. That's pretty like valid,
though. You can't.
It's hard to argue against that.Yeah, because, yeah, why
wouldn't they? Who's?
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To say they're not already. What would they be doing?
Who's to say they're not already?
Who's to say there isn't this? And if you have, if you have
this like vast knowledge from the future of things that we
can't comprehend. Yeah, but.
When should we put that? It would make sense to put that
into place now. No, because of the space-time
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continuum. If you change things now, yeah,
you can ruin the future. But the butterfly effect, all
that stuff, yeah. So they know they can't go back
and change things without possibly ending themselves, so
they just observe. Kind of pointless.
Not really. Haven't you ever wanted to go to
like, you know, prehistoric times and see some dinosaurs?
(07:38):
Yeah, but I'd be like tourist dinosaurs though.
Tourism. I wouldn't be passive though,
I'd be. Tourist dinosaurs Tourism.
Futuristic tourism. So as a kid, we've all seen
those illustrations of dinosaurs, and then more
recently we found out they had feathers.
So they were like, I know it wasbirds.
Yeah. Essentially.
And apparently they didn't roar either in the way we thought
(07:58):
they did. Yeah.
They kind of like whisper. Yeah, Yeah.
But they're like 20 feet tall. No.
Yeah, yeah. And so it would be cool to go
back and just see for yourself like what what really went down.
Dude, I want to go back. Like how much flesh?
Because we have no way of knowing how much flesh do they
have off the bone. They could still look way
(08:19):
different than any right? Any like quote, UN quote,
updated illustration. Right, you're right.
I want to see that dog. But I also want to see like, how
do they build the pyramids through save labor?
I'm finally going to look at this and be like, how'd you guys
do it through save labor? This is heavy as fuck.
Well, that's what the Bible says.
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The Bible says slave labor. I.
Mean history is. And history.
Has supported that. Yeah, yeah, history and science
support that and multiple other accounts of ancient nearest and
texts also record that. So how they do it?
Dude, how can are you? Asking how did that person who
figured it out? They said.
Figured it out. Even if there were slaves, they
couldn't pick up those rocks to the top.
(09:01):
Like how and the and the pyramids you see now today are
not the actual sized pyramids they were.
They actually shrunk like 30%. Oh, through.
Through tourism, Through vandalism.
Oh yeah, Yep, I thought it was like natural decay.
Both because you know, a lot of Egypt got buried in sand.
So both. Yeah.
And wind erosion for sure is part of it.
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But during colonialism is kind of like when things started to
get looted and shit. They used to be white with gold
like coverings. Oh shit.
Yeah. So it's kind of crazy that like
that's not something you actually knew about it, but
it's. So the first looters were white
people? Or not that they're white
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people, but that because people migrate when Egypt fell, no
one's going to stay in Egypt because Egypt has fallen.
So when an empire falls, everybody scatters, right?
Because you're going to scatter and flee to a neighboring
Kingdom or whatever Kingdom has conquered you.
You're going to assimilate. So centuries go by and nature
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does its thing. And the people forget because
that's usually what happens under like colonialism, is that
what do they do? They force their culture on you.
So your traditions are lost and like why you did things, all
that stuff. It becomes lost, replaced with
this supposedly better way of living.
It doesn't like architecture. Explain how the OK pyramids were
built. How about this one, that one
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place in that desert South American river where it's like
drawings of like, people and alien figures, but these are
done like over a mile long, likeon the ground.
And there's no mountains whatsoever whatsoever nearby to
be able to see, like, OK, yeah, yeah.
Go this way, that way, this way to draw that.
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It's just like it could only be seen like 20,000 feet in the air
in an airplane that you can see these people and creatures
carved into the land. I don't know if Columbus had
this map, but there's a map madenot too long after him that the
colonies just had. Yeah, that's pretty close to
what the US map looks like now. Yeah.
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But they had that back then, right?
And they had no like satellite imagery technology.
So, but so then you could do it then they could probably do it
in South America. I forget how like it was
explained, but I was bored. I didn't retain that party
information. Actually, no, I don't think it
was explained really. It would just kind of to
illustrate that they could stillfigure things out without modern
technology. Just like sailors had that
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fucking that eyepiece and they could always know where they
were headed even though they were in the ocean.
That's because of the magnetic poles we do, you do know that,
right? Like the Earth's North and South
pole, the magnetism of the world, like we have something in
our brain that the same way thatbirds always know where to find
north. That's because they have a
certain muscle or gland or structure in there like DNA or
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brain that knows where the polesare and so you can instinctually
like know which way land is. Editor's note Pretty sure Curbs
has no idea what he's talking about here as he was probably
delirious from the rising heat temperature within the recording
room just because of like 10s ofthousands of years of evolution
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and being and being migrating. At the alignment of the stars
and sun. Yeah, they were.
Yeah. Yeah, they had to observe that
shit. Yeah.
So there's more. As people, they observe, they've
been observing because they got nothing but time.
But. What's crazy, too, is that a lot
of sailors messed up the rye because they look at the sun all
day. Oh.
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Shit. Oh.
It's also why they had the eye patch, so no.
Well, OK, so you know when like it's night time.
Yeah. And you can still kind of see,
even though it's really dark, that because your pupils, is it
your poopers or your retina? Pupils.
You have a diary, right? Yeah.
(12:58):
So just like your the settings on your camera.
Yeah. You open the shutter.
Yeah, they let more light in. Whoa.
So. They put the eye patch on so
throughout the day their eyes constantly like opening way the
F up. And so at night time they could
take it off and they still do the same shit.
They could still look at what's going on in the sea.
What? Because if people have dilated
that much, they're being open all the year.
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That's wild. Yeah, Doggy.
That's fucking wild. Because any, like any fire they
could muster up would only lightup the boat itself.
Yeah. It wouldn't be able to light up
the ocean. Yeah.
As they're, as they're traversing, Yeah.
You know, so they have to get that people open.
Oh my gosh. Yeah, dog.
Some human at some point of timewas just like, that fireball in
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the sky is God. And if we keep staring at it, it
will show us the way. Yeah.
And then, like, do that for a whole fucking day.
And one of the one of his buddies was like, come on, dude,
just give it up. It's not real.
Like, just give it up. We're doomed.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
He's like, no, no, I believe in,in, in, in Apollo or whatever
the sun God was named. Yeah.
And then, like at night, he was able to, like, save them from,
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like, some kind of disaster or something.
And then it became like a myth and a legend and then like.
Damn. Science so.
It'd be cool to know like you know, certain certain like
fruits and vegetables can be eaten unless you prepare them a
certain way. Yeah.
Because they're poisonous. Yeah.
So it'd be cool to know. Like, how long did it take for
someone to figure out, oh, you can't eat this?
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Just not raw. Yeah.
You know, like how how many people had to die?
You heard how many people, like,took a bite, they died.
Someone saw that. They're like, well, let me try
this one over here. Yeah.
Then they died until someone went, all right, I'm going to
eat it, but I'm going to cook itthis time and see if that does
anything. Yeah.
And then after that, it's like, well, let's try with all the
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plants. Let's just go ahead and, like,
cook them all and see what happens to where we get to now,
where we know for sure. Like this one over here.
Like it just poisonous dog. You're not going to.
Yeah, I think it's going to happen.
But this one over here, if you do prepare it right, you could
eat this. Yeah.
You know, So I want to know how that came about.
Dude, that came about because like, people were desperate to
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survive. People were just imagine.
Your food source verify that allthe plants.
Because imagine your food sourcedwindles.
You don't have much of A choice.You're going to die anyway.
So through evolution and you know, survival of the fittest,
eventually you're a portion of the population is going to
survive and at that point that small, small portion is going to
already altered their DNA. So when they have offspring,
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that knowledge will be passed onand boom, you start to because.
They didn't have social media back then, so how are they going
to explain? Because these this plants rack
too, don't they? Because they, it was proven,
it's proven in in through archaeology that a lot of early
humans, they were nomadic and they were trading amongst each
other like they're. Always going to have a different
language, right? Yeah.
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So how do they communicate it? You can only do so much by.
Like, how can we now communicate?
How can we now speak any language in the world?
Well, it had to have been done. But like how?
The brain, the the brain as you have as throughout the
centuries, thousands of years, the eons that humans have been
evolving. Eventually one of those random
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production of a human is going to do some try something new and
it changes everything. So at some .1 human was like
shirt and then points at the other person's shirt.
And then at some point just their hand motions and stuff are
just going to communicate to oneanother.
Oh, wait, they're they're sayingthey call this this.
So then you know, but. How do they agree on a word?
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Dude that's not for me to no I live in 2025 that's.
What I'm saying because it againlike.
I won't do you. You can only communicate so much
through that. Like let's say if you want to
pass on a recipe like Food gets complicated dog.
They show you what? Watch, watch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, there's there's they got
nothing but time back then. Nothing but time.
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No, honestly, think about it. Were they going to work?
No, they were hunting fucking animals.
Yeah. Did they have to go vote?
Were they taking vacations? No.
OK. So there again like how do you
explain without using any kind of words.
This plant is good for you, thisone is also bad for you.
You don't have but just cook. It here's what you're doing.
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You're mixing up the order of things.
You don't have to have that first.
For thousands of years, humans have survived off of, like,
woolly mammoths and fucking Buffalo and early forms of cows.
Yeah, and only like a minute. But you know how they would
know? Because they would watch the
animals. Humans would watch and see what
animals ate, and then you could tell that that was safe.
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So that's how you have that slowevolution from carnivore to
omnivore, because you're passingthose traits and that knowledge
to your offspring. So the animals did it first.
Yeah, that that's why I told youwhat evolution is, is like
Mother Nature, just doing something until something works.
That's why you have so many extinct animals.
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Think about, for example, when the dinosaurs were wiped out,
that if the meteor did not come,those dinosaurs will still be
around today. Instead, we now have distant
relatives because the ones that survived had traits that helped
them survive. And so life just kept
reproducing as desperately as possible just to go on because
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that's in DNA, that's instinctual for all living
things to reproduce. So whatever surviving ones, in
this case, it was mammals and reptiles that could Burrow that
were able to survive. And so you have the rise of
reptiles and the rise of primates, mammals, but.
Then how do animals know this stuff?
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How do animals know stuff passing on DNA?
Survival, the fittest. When you reproduce, you
reproduce your DNA. So for example, if I become an
anxious person, and I was never an anxious person during my
childhood, if I were to have a child, there's a high chance
that they are just generally an anxious person.
You're passing down survival. So whatever it took you to
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survive this long is what's going to get passed in your
chromosomes to that child. So.
So humans learn how to survive by watching the animal survive
first. If you're talking about like
what to eat, that's one way to do it is by watching what else
is dying when they eat something.
Like I said again, you have nothing but time and the only
goal in life is to survive. So they survived by not dying.
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Correct because they had for example before he like he this
our species came to be. There was like 3 other cousins
that we had that did not make it.
They all extinct. Neanderthals.
Neanderthals. CRO, Magnum and something else.
But you have these relatives. Yeah.
As you go back in history, that slits more and more and more and
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more until you have so many ancestors or relatives or
cousins at some point in time, they just didn't make it.
And so they got extinct. But the ones that did end up
mating with, you know, other cousins or similar species,
those genes get passed down and passed down and passed down.
So like, for example, I think it's the CRO Magnus.
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I think they're like known for being having like superhuman
strength. Like if they were alive today
like they would be able to lift a ton or something.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah, because like you, they andthey learned that they're like
studying the bone structure and like they could use technology
to figure out like, oh, it's lungs were this big, like twice
the size of a human's. So you know.
This is what we meet with them. Here's another reason.
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Being strong enough is not enough because you stop to deal
with elements, IE the Ice Age, IE volcanoes erupting.
These are all what we call apocalyptic events.
Extinction events have happened several times throughout Earth's
existence, and there's there waseven one period in existence
where almost like 98% of all living things died and just this
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remnant survives to become what everything is today.
Is this after the meteor? This is after the meteor.
Yeah, for sure. After the meteor.
What I'm saying is there's different extinction events that
happen. I mean, look at Pangaea, right?
Pangaea, Pangaea, over thousandsand thousands of millions of
years, like changes to what we have now.
That changes evolution too, because what happens to the
animals that were living on the one piece of land and it splits
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and goes off? Both those pieces of land are
going to experience different atmospheres in the Earth,
whether they're NS close to the equator, and they're going to be
forced to adapt if they're goingto survive.
Otherwise they were too weak. And you know there are humans
being born now where this thing is invisible.
Really. Yeah.
Why I don't? Know it's an example of
evolution taking place. Microevolution for sure, or
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macroevolution. Another one is that there that
there are people who are being born with no wisdom teeth.
Oh yeah, some bullshit. Man, I have wisdom teeth.
And the reason why we have a tailbone is a long, long, long,
long trait that goes back to like when we had tails and we
were like monkeys. No, like fucking amphibians.
Not Yeah, like from from an amphibian to like a not
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necessarily reptile. Like half reptile, half mammal.
Yeah, what's crazy is that whales did the opposite.
Yeah, they're like fuck that shit.
Oh, I'm going. To others, they wanted to go in
the. Ocean.
Yeah, it went the other way. Yeah, I got the only time or one
of the few times in recorded history where an animal chose
its fate essentially like it wanted to go in the ocean.
So it did, but repeatedly. So they repeatedly wanted to go
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in the ocean. That's what I'm saying.
Like what the? Nets.
How does that happen? That's what I'm saying.
Because I want something doesn'tMy kids are going to want it.
Like you fight with your parentsall the time over those kind of
disagreements. Like, hey, you should be married
by 25. And are you married 25?
No. You have kids at 25.
No. You have the career they want
you to have. No.
Do you shave your head? No.
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They've got nothing but time andthey're bored, so they're going
to feel like, yo, there's too many people up here, there's
nothing to eat. Let's just go back to the
fucking ocean, dude. There's lots of shit in there.
Oh. Yeah, because all life started
in the ocean. Yes, again, that's funny.
They're the ones we see that chose to go back.
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They're like, you know what? Never mind.
Hey, they're having a fun time. They can go deep, at least.
But they got big too. So it has, I mean, I don't have
to explain, but I still can't wrap my head around it.
Like they were essentially to give it a visual.
They were like, I don't know, like tigers, right?
They look kind of like that, essentially.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good visual, yeah.
Yeah, and then they became whales, like became five times
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their size. Like, how does like, what the
fuck? How does that happen?
Yeah, by like thousands and thousands of different versions
of that animal until it eventually becomes what it is
today and the same thing happens.
Because how all fish do that? Depending on their
circumstances. These are insane.
Everything needs to survive. Yeah, everything.
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Yeah. So maybe one day a fish learns
that if it took a left, a hard left, the fish that was chasing
it was too stupid and would justlose it.
It would keep going straight. Yeah.
So now it has learned a survivalability, boom, mobility that
gets passed on. Boom boom, intelligence grows
blah blah blah 'cause you're like, it's hard.
To get big though. Bro reproduction over and over
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and over and over again. So if we wanted to, could we
just breed the big people? We do that with dogs.
Dogs have such a small lifespan that we were able to observe
evolution through them. Oh, that's true.
We forcefully changed their, their, their shapes.
Yeah, isn't that crazy? Yeah.
So yes, it's possible, but you would never live long enough to
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see it. That's true because it would
take millions of years. So it's like, you know.
So you literally have to always find the perfect mate.
Meaning. Yeah, you just find some of the
all the best genes. So heights, but also make sure
they're not stupid. Yeah, you know, adequate almost
every way, every facet of life, right.
(24:50):
Have children with them. And I still hope that all the
taller genes got passed on because they can still come out
short. Yeah, nothing is guaranteed.
So even if they come out tall, they have to go in turn find a
taller mate and hopefully they don't have their genes in their
lineage. Yeah.
So that you 2 combine and the best of theoretically of you 2
makes a better person. Yeah.
And so on and so forth. Yeah.
(25:12):
Never mind. You wanna know something
crazier? Yeah.
There exists this island off thecoast of like Indonesia I think.
I think I was gonna say. It is so secluded that the
animals on that island. Oh, nevermind.
Evolved to become miniature versions of what they were.
I think I did. So for example, if there was an
elephant on the continent in this island, the elephant would
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be like 3 feet tall, 4 feet tall, because there was no need
to be that big. It's an island, it's tiny.
So you learn. So through evolution, all those
those years of evolution, the body shrinks because guess what?
Nature favors the smaller, so the guy the taller guy is not
going to. He's going to die quicker than
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the shorter guy. Damn dog.
So there's actually document, there's actually actually real
evidence, real fossils of one ofour relatives, one of the human
species relatives are like 3 feet tall, 4 feet tall.
Oh yeah, on average 3 to 4 feet tall.
And they they got extinct because at some point they just
couldn't survive off that island.
Isn't there like a current island where there are small
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people? Yeah, Pygmies.
Where's that? I don't know, South America, I
think. Yeah, I think so.
But they're small, right? Yeah, do.
You remember that one song I smoked too?
Am I 2018? Damn, I thought that was older.
No. 2018 was not that long ago bro.
It was not. 2018 is. What 2018 was not that long ago.
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Shit, I wish. It was not that long ago bro.
I wish. Seven years ago.
Now that's terrifying. That is terrifying. 7.
Years I remember 20/20/18 was only two years ago I.
Remember when I was 7 and then when I was 14?
That's seven years already. What the fuck?
I already experienced seven years. 20/20 was 5 years ago.
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Yeah, that's nuts. Yeah, I still think of it as
like. I remember when I was five years
old and I remember when I was 10.
Oh, I don't remember that. I already experienced that like
4 Times Now. Oh no, 6 times.
Being 10/6 times. No five years passing.
Oh yeah, yeah. But you said 10.
That's why I'm like, what? No, I said.
Because I remember when I was 5 and then ten.
(27:23):
Yeah, that's five years. But then you said and then 10.
That's why I was like, wait, what?
Ben, 10. Smoke when I smoke, yeah.
I hate the summer. Then again, I'm not looking
forward to the summer. Hey, when people post summer
vibes you see that? Oh my God guys, summer vibes bro
you're at home all day and you're fucking AC.
(27:45):
You don't go outside. You don't care about summer.
Shut up. You going outside at night does
not count of summer vibes. Yeah, well, make summer
distinctly summer is that the sun is out longer than usual, so
you can. And it's warmer.
Yeah, significantly warmer. That's what makes it summer,
yeah. Like imagine me singing me.
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Imagine me singing winter vibes and I'm at home all day.
Like winter vibes is winter because it's colder outside?
Yeah. Less sun.
Yeah. So shut up.
I hate to get so much dog. And it's always the people with
the most ACA dude or some of those fan dwellers.
(28:26):
We don't have that luxury dog. Do you're so fucking real for
that. Yeah, Doggy.
Oh my gosh. How's that water dog?
She's good. Haley I don't know what
happened, but when I think 2018 hit the water changed, it got
(28:47):
really good. But we we never talked about
this directly, but. What?
I I know you've known that I said that before, but I meant it
when I said it back then and I now enough time has gone by for
me to confirm that. Like the water change then and
it got really good. What water?
The water Dog. Which water?
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Literally all the water except the Arrowhead.
No, it's because at some point your dumb ass self, your body
realized that oh water sustains me much better than this other
shit. Does Oh dog, I've been drinking
water. So it tastes better.
I'd already been drinking water.Well.
That's what I'm saying. You developed a love for it
(29:29):
because you're like, oh shit. But it.
No. But you develop something if
it's like relatively new to yourbody.
I had already been deep throating water since high
school. Really.
Yeah. So you've been on LA Tap for
that long? I've been on the water dog.
You definitely got fucked up in your body.
(29:50):
I've been drinking water Dog. By 2018 the water got better.
Except the radio. The Radiohead Arrowhead.
Arrowhead is the worst water in the planet.
I don't care if I ever see somebody and they they say.
I judge, I judge people. They love Arrowhead, I genuinely
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think that they're psychotic in some way.
Or when they say they're indifferent, like, oh, just
water. Like, yeah, it's.
The same in my brain reacts to that in the same way, yeah.
You know, yeah, yeah. It's it's like my instincts are
telling me to stay away from this person.
Like you do not want that personin your life.
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People overuse the term red flag, but that's red flag.
That's a red flag. You're not going to meet someone
who's indifferent or even likes Arrowhead and turn out to be a
good person. It doesn't work that way.
Never. Works the same way that you've
never met anyone in your life that said they said the phrase I
don't make the rules, I just follow them.
You've never met that person andthey turn out to be like this
(30:52):
amazing fucking whatever, bro sister.
Like they've never never. That's never happened.
Anyone who's ever said that to you went on to become a cop.
Yeah. Or that that lame ass person at
work, yeah, that makes it their mission in life to snitch on
other people. Yeah, make everybody's life
miserable because it's like there's some kind of.
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And you can prove this too. Like again, we given what we
know about psychology and how itmanifest in the way we behave
and the choices we make. Like that's one example of it.
You know, those like nerd ass people do nerd ass things such
as becoming cops and being that person at work that you fucking
hate. So there I've been wanting to
say that. Finally got it out.
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It just never, never came up. Bro, shots fired, dude.
Shots fired, shots fired, bro. Yeah, Put some respect on it,
man. Put some respect on it.
Dang, is it warm in here or what?
It's fucking warm, like I don't want to go to handles right now,
just fucking. Oh yeah.
Fucking handle myself. I'll fucking.
(31:57):
Handle your scandal. Shake I.
Don't think people say that anymore dude.
What? Handle your scandal.
I've never heard that ever. What in my life?
We went to the same high school.Never heard that.
And literally everyone said thatNope, I don't.
Remember that at. All and eventually it got
shortened to they handle. They handle handle that.
I never hung out with that groupof people.
Cuz but no, everyone said it. Not me, I.
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Oh, actually, yeah. No, you're right, You didn't.
You would avoid the, I don't know why, but you would avoid
these things. And then sometimes you'd say
some of them ironically, but youwould avoid.
Them, Yep, but I would say. And then in the time after that,
you eventually came around. Yeah.
But to confirm to you, yes it was a thing and I can prove it.
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Actually we find the yearbook from 2.
I dare you. Before we graduate.
I dare you. Someone put that in the.
Quote I dare you, because if they did that means that I've
just I've changed timelines and that just proves again like the
Bernstein bears the Mandela effect because I have no memory
of that whatsoever. 0 memory of that being a Now you were just.
(33:01):
In you were just in your own world.
It isn't. It is dog.
No, dude. I mean, there's only two people
listening. This may be a multi timeline.
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I've. Seen I'm a little bit concerned
dog. I've seen your cohesion slip
gradually as the episode has gone along.
I'm literally falling off my chair because the heat is
(33:43):
draining me. Holy do.
You ever want to do some CBD dog?
Shit. So how do you do CBD during the
summer? I just I don't move.
You just stay in one place. Yeah, I don't fucking move and I
have a fan on me the entire time.
Oh, I keep my body cold. Yeah, I love cold weather, dog.
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I don't like. I leave the fan on all night.
Wow, I don't care. That is.
Yeah, I do the same thing. It's just that I tried not to
Because. Because why don't the electric
bill? You don't have to pay for
electric bill. We do.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, because you rent.
It's included. Oh.
(34:25):
So technically, yes. Yeah, but you're paying a fixed
price and splitting it. That's it.
With other tenants, that's. Their problem?
So you can use however much you want to well.
Yeah, we can't. And I do think it's warm.
Need to buy some of those cooling sheets.
You need to buy those. What's that cold fluid called?
(34:48):
Called Nitro. NO nitrogen.
Which one? Nitrogen.
No2. Is it really just?
Nitrogen. Nitrogen oxide.
There you go, Nitrogen oxide. You got to buy some of that.
Why that that kills your brain cells?
I mean, you're not going to drink it.
Oh, I thought you meant like Galaxy gas.
Like in the room so it cools that.
That's not how that works. That's not how that.
(35:10):
Works dog. It's cold.
That's not how that works. It's cold, dog.
How does that work? By being cold.
Doesn't make any sense. If I light a fire in your room.
Yeah. The relative heat in your room
will go up. Yeah, it will.
It was a fire source, yeah. Emanating energy but but but
fire. Fire is the decay the the
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chemical reaction. Just like when you're close to a
pool, you'll feel colder becausethe water is colder.
Water is colder, but water can also be hot.
Sometimes yes, if you heat it up.
This is This is. So what you're going to do is
(35:52):
get a bucket. Yeah.
Put some of that in there and the relative temperature in the
room. I feel like that would kill me.
You're like drinking it maybe. Because it's gases.
Oh dog. Yeah, just cold stuff.
Why? Why?
Why not just buy a like block ofdry ice and put it in the room?
(36:13):
Would that do the same thing? Maybe.
But you, well, yeah, you could do that.
I was about to say you have thismist in your room, but I think
you'd have it either way, right?I think the Nitro gets misty, so
yeah, buy dry ice. OK, I'll try that.
(36:34):
Speaking of ice, have you seen what's been going on this past
week or two? To those wild segways.
Yeah, that. Dog.
Huh, dog, why are you laughing? Do you ever?
(36:56):
I mean, I'll get I'll get back to ice, but do you ever laugh at
someone else's misfortune? No, I try not to unless it's
like a silly. That's why I've seen you laugh
all the time. Unless it's like a silly
misfortune, like look, this person is trying to wash their
hair and the guy's keep putting soap on his head.
So the other guy's like, why is there so much soap for my hair?
(37:21):
Has that happened? Versus.
Are you describing a real thing?Yeah, what the heck, there's
videos of this. Dudes taking showers together,
yeah. People at the beach, when people
at the beach rents off, there's like this good put soap over
his. It's like he keeps like
aggressively, like fucking rubbing his head and he can't
open his eyes. It's because the soap is all
(37:41):
over his face. Isn't it and?
He starts banging the wall. He's like what the He's like,
what's going on? That's crazy.
That shit I laugh at cuz it's kind of like a harmless
misfortune, you know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah, it's hard.
Did you ever watch like the Skate Bale videos?
(38:04):
Skate Bale. Yeah, people would make
compilations of people like doing gnarly tricks, but they
would like they mess up badly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you ever watch those? Yeah, I've seen a few of them on
online in like they the ancient days.
Yeah, they were on the Internet.They were.
They could be bad too. Yeah, they were normally.
(38:25):
People breaking bones and stuff.Or have you seen that video of
that one guy? It went viral.
That one guy, he's like on the shed and he does a flip off of
it, but it usually cuts away right before.
He gets the ground. Yeah, love that one.
I'm sweaty. So am I.
(38:46):
Did you ever get into The Lumineers?
Hey. Oh shit.
I did get into the Luminaries briefly because of a Yeah,
because somebody I was married to.
Oh yeah. Was into that stuff, so at some
point I fucked with The Lumineers.
I was like. That's great.
(39:06):
That's the only kind of like stop and holler I can approve
of. What about fucking Mumford and
Sons dude? But they had less of that.
They just had those acoustic instruments.
They had that like. They didn't stomp as much.
Yeah, you're right, You're right.
You know the singer was rich before he was in the band.
Nipple Baby. Nipple, you know how often that
(39:27):
takes place. Very often.
Like same thing with the Strokes, 3/4 of the band were
rich before they were in the band.
Wow. Yeah, Ariana Grande, Rich before
Nickelodeon. Wow.
Machine Gun Kelly, his history is kind of spotty, like its
potential. There was like something going
on. Really.
(39:47):
Yeah, but he scrubbed it so it'shard to find it now.
Oh, he could. Oh, Lady Gaga too.
Oh yeah, yeah, She went to like a good college.
Yeah, Kid Rock. Kid Rock, Yeah.
He was rich before he was rich before he started to do hip hop,
and then when that didn't work he did the rock music that had
like a redneck slant to it and then he did full on redneck
(40:11):
country. But before all that he was
already rich. Wow.
But he cosplays as like a country boy.
Do you know who Gracie Abrams is?
Yeah, You know, that's JJ Abramsdaughter are.
You serious? Yeah, Doggie.
She's been everywhere right now,JJ.
Yeah. You serious?
Yeah. I'm trying to do it right.
(40:32):
Yeah. I don't follow her much, but she
recently spoke out about what's going on with ICE, and
apparently she was at one of theprotests.
So I'm like, you know what? All right, you do your thing,
girl. Yeah, I just been seeing memes.
Yeah, usually it's memes. Yeah.
You know Clara recently cosignedher male listeners.
(40:52):
Did you hear that the McDonald'sSnack Wrap is coming back on
July 10th? I did, but you eat McDonald's.
How do you feel about that? I've never had a snack wrap in
my life. See, even as a kid, I knew there
was like something fucked up happening because I was like
that. That's a Taco, but has a chicken
strip in it. I don't, I didn't understand it.
(41:14):
Like I couldn't explain it to you at the time, right?
I just knew something was happening here that was.
Weird. Didn't make sense.
Yeah, I didn't. I couldn't.
It didn't compute. And when I look back now, I'm
like, oh, that's one of the manysigns of, like, the
bastardization of culture. You know what I mean?
A culture gets, like, whitewashed and commodified.
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
(41:35):
Yeah, because McDonald's funds Israel.
So right away, you see, they're not opposed to colonization.
Yeah. And then, yeah, they took
another culture that already existed and in a way sold it
back to them. Wow, that's pure evil.
Yeah, Doggy. What is that?
Is there a word for that? Modifying something?
(41:56):
Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah, I think so.
That crime against humanity? Yeah, Doggy.
Is it gentrification essentially?
It falls under that, yeah, rightunder that umbrella, yeah.
Yeah, cuz those corporations will come and try, you know, now
you have a Chipotle instead. Or you have like those urban,
urban kitchens, right? So they take soul food and make
(42:17):
it really shaky. But their spin on is like, look
at this cool food we have. They sell it to other white
people. Yeah.
So it's sold to them as like this cool, crazy food.
Guys come. You're supposed to imagine that
in like your best, like nasally influenced your voice.
You know what I mean? Like this?
Like it'd be. Yeah.
I'll show it to you right now, doggy.
Oh, OK, I'll. Show it to you right now.
You've probably already seen hisvideos, but OK, OK, my God, you
(42:37):
guys, I'm finally ready to speakup.
So I think immigration can be a good thing because without
immigrants I wouldn't have my matcha brand and I might need to
clean my own apartment. But at the same time, we need to
make sure we're following. Rules anyways, as a society we
just need to get along. Love insert influencer name here
(42:59):
my God you guys Oh my gosh like that the fact that those people
exist makes. Me.
Oh yeah, doggy. Makes me sick.
But they've been around. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what I'm
saying. It makes me sick and.
It's going to get even hotter. That's the crazy part.
That's what I'm saying. I'm scared now.
(43:20):
I have an air conditioner. Yeah, yeah.
If we turn it on right now, the mics will pick it up.
Yeah, so we need to get a bettermic.
How's it How's that possible? This one doesn't pick it up,
yours does. Oh yeah, yeah, mine does.
What? If we switch spots.
How am I going to reach the mic all the way over there?
It's not long enough. What do you mean?
This mic doesn't pick up air. So I'm saying, so if you were
(43:40):
here, it wouldn't pick it up. But it's not long enough to go
there. That's how you get one of these.
But then it won't be able to record like it does.
Oh, because it's not stable? Yeah, what if you hook that up
right there? No, what I'm saying is there is
no auxiliary plugged into this. I don't have an auxiliary
plugged into. This isn't that what that is
You. Have it, I don't.
What the hell is that? This is USB.
(44:00):
No, but the thing in the middle,what middle?
That's slot in the middle. Yeah, it's not being used
though. But you could use it.
I could use it in theory, but then it's not going to be the
same high quality because I would have to manually do all of
that. That sounds like a Luca
question, huh? You should ask Luca.
Oh my gosh, dude. He's literally the guy.
Oh my gosh. What do you mean of?
Course he can do it, but he because he has the knowledge to
(44:23):
do. It no, I'm saying you could ask.
I don't have the knowledge to do.
That no, that's why you're goingto ask like.
It's very convenient for me to have this the way it is.
Why not just it's? Funny.
Why not just ask? My fucking mind.
I'm paused. No.
One's telling you to sell your mind.
(44:43):
I'm saying I'm. Just gonna.
I'm just gonna buy another one. But why is that easier than just
asking him how to? Because it makes editing so much
easier. When I edit, I have to edit.
So much. Love, dude.
(45:05):
You're not even in my you're noteven in my shoes.
You don't even understand what Ihave to go through.
I'm spending hours. Asking for help.
Doug, I'm spending hours. Just ask.
He's the guy, dog. You know the guy I.
Already talked to him I already talked to.
Him about this specific situation.
Yes, and it's not going to get better till I buy a better
laptop or buy a better a better laptop.
(45:28):
I didn't. What was the other thing you're
pointing? At I was going to say this but
this is already really good so. But what would the laptop do
though? The laptop would allow me to
have the raw strength to controlauxiliary.
Right now it's really good with my mic.
(45:49):
Because it's digital, it's not auxiliary.
Yeah. So there's no auxiliary input
for this is what I'm saying. For this software.
Yes, there isn't no no for my laptop.
Oh shit, laptop. Well, I mean, that's every
laptop. It doesn't have the power.
But it's every laptop. That's how you buy those
interfaces. I know.
(46:10):
So you're always going to have to have an interface.
But yes, you're going to have tohave an interface, but you need
a powerful enough computer to beable to keep those pieces of
technology. You need enough power outputting
without overworking the hands, the the fans.
And you can only do that with more RAM space, more RAM memory,
because that expands what you, what you can do at the same time
(46:32):
without getting tired. So that's what I need to do.
Bump sing in the meantime. In the meantime, if you want to
save yourself $1000 in the meantime, why not just get one
of these cables? Because.
I can buy another one of these and not have to spend thousands
(46:52):
of dollars. How much is that?
This is like $200. That's a lot, doggy.
It's worth it. It'll make editing so much.
You're going to put it on creditor what?
It's just. $200. See, first it was just three $35
and that was just $200. And mind you, we had to, we had,
we had to tag team this shit andcombined this was like.
(47:17):
You're not here editing this shit for days.
So I'm saying, Doug, wouldn't this all make it easy for you?
Because I've in the time we've been recording, I've seen your
personal RAM burn out, not even even slow down, just burn out to
the point where you're like running on 2 gigabytes of RAM
right now. So I could literally see your
every thought forming on your face.
(47:39):
Like I know what you're about tosay before you say it.
Literally we're we're venture like 3G.
It was like watching, yeah, I could like watching the screen
load. Like I know it's going to go
down doggy. Oh my gosh.
No surprises here. It's so freaking hot.
(47:59):
Oh my God. I need something cool.
Oh, what if we did this like intervals in intervals?
What do you mean? We turn it on for like 5
minutes, Stop, record again, turn it back on, take phrase.
Yeah, doggy. At the very least like your
frame rate wouldn't drop. Oh my gosh, holy shit, dude does
(48:31):
that? Pills going to be crazy.
No, because like 90% of this is going to be cut.
Whoops dude, this is not consumable.
It's just a bunch of fucking laughing for like 10 minutes.
(48:51):
Have we not been aiming for? Comprehensible.
He's been aiming for like a lighter episode for so long.
Oh yeah, no, we have. Have we finally struck the tone?
And now you want to cut. Most of it.
No, no, no, I was just, I was. I'm fine.
So sweating. I know, dog.
I'm dying here, man. Your Rams giving out.
It's night time, why isn't the sun gone?
(49:12):
Is it not gone? Now, Doug, so we still go out
and play. The mood is out, why isn't it
cooling everything? Man, I'm thirsty again.
I'm going to drink some water. Yeah dude, if you were like 5
you just still go play outside.
Does that pills going to be crazy?
No, because like 90% of this is going to be cut.
What? So yeah, you just disproved
(00:26):
simulation theory. Yeah, simulation theory.
Actually, I love simulation theory.
Oh, we talked about that in our last episode.
Oh, we didn't get into it, but it came up.
Yeah, I was talking about theories and The Big Bang.
Yeah, because. Oh, because you said maybe The
Big Bang theory is like, not what actually happened.
Yeah, it's being theorized that maybe.
(00:47):
It's being challenged right now it.
Didn't come about through Big Bang and possibly through some
other means because I said it's been known that Big Bang
occurred however many billion years ago.
Yeah. And then I don't know, like 10
plus years ago it was discoveredmaybe occurred a couple 100,000
years before that. Yeah, that's as far as I knew.
But you said other theories havebeen proposed.
(01:08):
Yeah. That are not nothing to do with
Big Bang. Yeah.
Yeah, like that we existed a black hole.
There's one that we existed a black hole.
And black holes in the universe are literally portals to
different universes, yeah, IE the multiverse.
Yeah, because no one knows what's on the other side of
them. And the highest, like the most
smartest and most advanced like algorithms and AI on Earth right
(01:28):
now are like. That's what AI should be used
for. Like figuring.
This is a simulator. There's a high chance this may
be a simulation. Or like get the strongest AI to
figure out like how to warp, youknow what I mean?
Exactly. Figure out time travel.
Yeah, You know what I mean. Or how do we get from Earth to
the next Galaxy? And Andromeda.
(01:49):
Andromeda. Andromeda.
Andromeda. Andromeda.
Yeah, yeah. Figure out how to get there.
We should just make our own AI. And not be a click like Elon
Musk. We should make our own AI and
and have it powered off of. Solar power.
Solar power. Wait, are they not doing that?
No, they need to cool servers. So you need water to cool these
servers. Literal water.
(02:10):
So you're draining cities worth of water in a year to sustain
them? What the fuck to keep cool the
servers that mean the power? So we will turn phones into
solar panels? That way when you use AI it
doesn't come from water. I hate how the AI argument, the
pro AI argument, is usually something along the lines of
like, when it comes to art, the argument is usually almost
(02:31):
framed to be like, altruistic. Yeah, you know, like let the AI
have the autonomy. If it wants to make art, well,
then who are you to say who can and can make art?
But that's not really what's going on.
Yeah, behind the AI is a person.Yeah.
And sometimes a person is like meant to shrink their workforce
so they payless people or in thecase of art where they know they
(02:54):
won't have to pay people anymoreto make said art, but also they
themselves don't have to learn how to make the art.
So they never pick up like a pencil, a pen, an instrument and
put in the fucking hours and experience and failure that goes
along to it. And learning from said failure
and making observations of otherpeople's art and yours in
(03:19):
relation to theirs. More failure.
Like it's a whole whole. I think processes even do the
experience justice. But the whole process, you know,
to get to the point from where you start to where you become
pretty decent to where you become pretty good.
And then like legend. So between all those 4 pillars,
there's a huge gap between them,especially that last one and the
(03:42):
last one like again, they get it's not just putting in the
time, but the it's cliche. But the blood sweat tears like
leads up to that. And so some some like loser ass
dude. So have we had discussion like 2
years ago I could have describedso I had the capability.
I can ascribe the fucking loser that I'm talking about.
Yeah. But now I don't have to.
(04:03):
I could just say AI, bro, and you know exactly who I'm talking
about. Yeah, the kind of fucking person
I'm talking about. Yeah.
Or anyone listening knows. Like they can picture it.
Yeah, vividly. Yeah.
You know, they can muster up their own distaste and hatred
for that kind of person. Like one of the few good things
come out of this whole argument with AI that I could point to a
specific loser. Just like now I can point to
(04:23):
like incel. Before I used to be a weird guy.
Now I could say incel and you know who I'm talking about.
Yeah. So if I say AI bro, you know who
I'm talking about. And there's a there is overlap.
But again, we can pinpoint the losers now.
Absolutely. Yeah, doggy.
The Internet never forgets. Yeah, doggy, it's kind of warm
in here. Yeah, man.
Should I open the door? You can, sure.
(04:44):
Would that help? Yeah, it will help.
Oh, oh shit. Is it, is it better out there?
Yeah. OK, then keep it up.
But is the, is it closed still? Like is that mesh thing closed?
Yeah. OK.
Yeah, 'cause otherwise a bunch of mosquitoes will come in.
(05:05):
Is that why you're dying over there?
That's why. That's why I'm dying.
It was like instant. We started off you.
Actually, you started it off tactically.
Yeah. You start the podcast, you set
the tone, and the second you turned everything off,
immediately the tone changed. And then I had to go into
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reserves mode. Like, all right, I got to pick
up the pace. Oh my gosh, it's.
Like when you're watching like asporting event, Yeah.
And there's usually like 2 announcers.
Yeah, and. They usually engage in banter
throughout the whole thing, right?
So you'll see those videos where, like, something happens
to one of them and the other onehas to be professional, keep the
thing going. Yeah.
Yeah. So like, oh, he got hit in the
(05:48):
nuts. I gotta gotta keep going.
I can't, we can't bring the whole show to a stop because.
Because he got hit in the nuts by accident.
So. So, yeah.
You know LeBron James, you know,he went nuts, right?
Did you guys see that thing? He just did, you know LeBron
James? Yeah.
Damn, that was good. She said.
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That's what she. Said yeah, doggy, that's.
What? She said.
Do you think there was a versionof that back in the day?
Or do you think that phrase has only existed in like modern
times, meaning 15 plus years ago?
I feel like it has been. So back in the day they were
talking about their maidens and stuff.
Yeah. Like Ohio?
Bro, that, that was what that was, Maiden, said Maiden.
(06:34):
Said when Maiden has stated. Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure they
had things like that. Thing is though, like if time
travel were possible when someone have already come up and
been. Like that's what they say,
that's what. That's pretty like valid,
though. You can't.
It's hard to argue against that.Yeah, because, yeah, why
wouldn't they? Who's?
(06:55):
To say they're not already. What would they be doing?
Who's to say they're not already?
Who's to say there isn't this? And if you have, if you have
this like vast knowledge from the future of things that we
can't comprehend. Yeah, but.
When should we put that? It would make sense to put that
into place now. No, because of the space-time
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continuum. If you change things now, yeah,
you can ruin the future. But the butterfly effect, all
that stuff, yeah. So they know they can't go back
and change things without possibly ending themselves, so
they just observe. Kind of pointless.
Not really. Haven't you ever wanted to go to
like, you know, prehistoric times and see some dinosaurs?
(07:38):
Yeah, but I'd be like tourist dinosaurs though.
Tourism. I wouldn't be passive though,
I'd be. Tourist dinosaurs Tourism.
Futuristic tourism. So as a kid, we've all seen
those illustrations of dinosaurs, and then more
recently we found out they had feathers.
So they were like, I know it wasbirds.
Yeah. Essentially.
And apparently they didn't roar either in the way we thought
(07:58):
they did. Yeah.
They kind of like whisper. Yeah, Yeah.
But they're like 20 feet tall. No.
Yeah, yeah. And so it would be cool to go
back and just see for yourself like what what really went down.
Dude, I want to go back. Like how much flesh?
Because we have no way of knowing how much flesh do they
have off the bone. They could still look way
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different than any right? Any like quote, UN quote,
updated illustration. Right, you're right.
I want to see that dog. But I also want to see like, how
do they build the pyramids through save labor?
I'm finally going to look at this and be like, how'd you guys
do it through save labor? This is heavy as fuck.
Well, that's what the Bible says.
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The Bible says slave labor. I.
Mean history is. And history.
Has supported that. Yeah, yeah, history and science
support that and multiple other accounts of ancient nearest and
texts also record that. So how they do it?
Dude, how can are you? Asking how did that person who
figured it out? They said.
Figured it out. Even if there were slaves, they
couldn't pick up those rocks to the top.
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Like how and the and the pyramids you see now today are
not the actual sized pyramids they were.
They actually shrunk like 30%. Oh, through.
Through tourism, Through vandalism.
Oh yeah, Yep, I thought it was like natural decay.
Both because you know, a lot of Egypt got buried in sand.
So both. Yeah.
And wind erosion for sure is part of it.
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But during colonialism is kind of like when things started to
get looted and shit. They used to be white with gold
like coverings. Oh shit.
Yeah. So it's kind of crazy that like
that's not something you actually knew about it, but
it's. So the first looters were white
people? Or not that they're white
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people, but that because people migrate when Egypt fell, no
one's going to stay in Egypt because Egypt has fallen.
So when an empire falls, everybody scatters, right?
Because you're going to scatter and flee to a neighboring
Kingdom or whatever Kingdom has conquered you.
You're going to assimilate. So centuries go by and nature
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does its thing. And the people forget because
that's usually what happens under like colonialism, is that
what do they do? They force their culture on you.
So your traditions are lost and like why you did things, all
that stuff. It becomes lost, replaced with
this supposedly better way of living.
It doesn't like architecture. Explain how the OK pyramids were
built. How about this one, that one
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place in that desert South American river where it's like
drawings of like, people and alien figures, but these are
done like over a mile long, likeon the ground.
And there's no mountains whatsoever whatsoever nearby to
be able to see, like, OK, yeah, yeah.
Go this way, that way, this way to draw that.
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It's just like it could only be seen like 20,000 feet in the air
in an airplane that you can see these people and creatures
carved into the land. I don't know if Columbus had
this map, but there's a map madenot too long after him that the
colonies just had. Yeah, that's pretty close to
what the US map looks like now. Yeah.
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But they had that back then, right?
And they had no like satellite imagery technology.
So, but so then you could do it then they could probably do it
in South America. I forget how like it was
explained, but I was bored. I didn't retain that party
information. Actually, no, I don't think it
was explained really. It would just kind of to
illustrate that they could stillfigure things out without modern
technology. Just like sailors had that
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fucking that eyepiece and they could always know where they
were headed even though they were in the ocean.
That's because of the magnetic poles we do, you do know that,
right? Like the Earth's North and South
pole, the magnetism of the world, like we have something in
our brain that the same way thatbirds always know where to find
north. That's because they have a
certain muscle or gland or structure in there like DNA or
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brain that knows where the polesare and so you can instinctually
like know which way land is. Editor's note Pretty sure Curbs
has no idea what he's talking about here as he was probably
delirious from the rising heat temperature within the recording
room just because of like 10s ofthousands of years of evolution
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and being and being migrating. At the alignment of the stars
and sun. Yeah, they were.
Yeah. Yeah, they had to observe that
shit. Yeah.
So there's more. As people, they observe, they've
been observing because they got nothing but time.
But. What's crazy, too, is that a lot
of sailors messed up the rye because they look at the sun all
day. Oh.
(12:38):
Shit. Oh.
It's also why they had the eye patch, so no.
Well, OK, so you know when like it's night time.
Yeah. And you can still kind of see,
even though it's really dark, that because your pupils, is it
your poopers or your retina? Pupils.
You have a diary, right? Yeah.
(12:58):
So just like your the settings on your camera.
Yeah. You open the shutter.
Yeah, they let more light in. Whoa.
So. They put the eye patch on so
throughout the day their eyes constantly like opening way the
F up. And so at night time they could
take it off and they still do the same shit.
They could still look at what's going on in the sea.
What? Because if people have dilated
that much, they're being open all the year.
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That's wild. Yeah, Doggy.
That's fucking wild. Because any, like any fire they
could muster up would only lightup the boat itself.
Yeah. It wouldn't be able to light up
the ocean. Yeah.
As they're, as they're traversing, Yeah.
You know, so they have to get that people open.
Oh my gosh. Yeah, dog.
Some human at some point of timewas just like, that fireball in
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the sky is God. And if we keep staring at it, it
will show us the way. Yeah.
And then, like, do that for a whole fucking day.
And one of the one of his buddies was like, come on, dude,
just give it up. It's not real.
Like, just give it up. We're doomed.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
He's like, no, no, I believe in,in, in, in Apollo or whatever
the sun God was named. Yeah.
And then, like at night, he was able to, like, save them from,
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like, some kind of disaster or something.
And then it became like a myth and a legend and then like.
Damn. Science so.
It'd be cool to know like you know, certain certain like
fruits and vegetables can be eaten unless you prepare them a
certain way. Yeah.
Because they're poisonous. Yeah.
So it'd be cool to know. Like, how long did it take for
someone to figure out, oh, you can't eat this?
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Just not raw. Yeah.
You know, like how how many people had to die?
You heard how many people, like,took a bite, they died.
Someone saw that. They're like, well, let me try
this one over here. Yeah.
Then they died until someone went, all right, I'm going to
eat it, but I'm going to cook itthis time and see if that does
anything. Yeah.
And then after that, it's like, well, let's try with all the
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plants. Let's just go ahead and, like,
cook them all and see what happens to where we get to now,
where we know for sure. Like this one over here.
Like it just poisonous dog. You're not going to.
Yeah, I think it's going to happen.
But this one over here, if you do prepare it right, you could
eat this. Yeah.
You know, So I want to know how that came about.
Dude, that came about because like, people were desperate to
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survive. People were just imagine.
Your food source verify that allthe plants.
Because imagine your food sourcedwindles.
You don't have much of A choice.You're going to die anyway.
So through evolution and you know, survival of the fittest,
eventually you're a portion of the population is going to
survive and at that point that small, small portion is going to
already altered their DNA. So when they have offspring,
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that knowledge will be passed onand boom, you start to because.
They didn't have social media back then, so how are they going
to explain? Because these this plants rack
too, don't they? Because they, it was proven,
it's proven in in through archaeology that a lot of early
humans, they were nomadic and they were trading amongst each
other like they're. Always going to have a different
language, right? Yeah.
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So how do they communicate it? You can only do so much by.
Like, how can we now communicate?
How can we now speak any language in the world?
Well, it had to have been done. But like how?
The brain, the the brain as you have as throughout the
centuries, thousands of years, the eons that humans have been
evolving. Eventually one of those random
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production of a human is going to do some try something new and
it changes everything. So at some .1 human was like
shirt and then points at the other person's shirt.
And then at some point just their hand motions and stuff are
just going to communicate to oneanother.
Oh, wait, they're they're sayingthey call this this.
So then you know, but. How do they agree on a word?
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Dude that's not for me to no I live in 2025 that's.
What I'm saying because it againlike.
I won't do you. You can only communicate so much
through that. Like let's say if you want to
pass on a recipe like Food gets complicated dog.
They show you what? Watch, watch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, there's there's they got
nothing but time back then. Nothing but time.
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No, honestly, think about it. Were they going to work?
No, they were hunting fucking animals.
Yeah. Did they have to go vote?
Were they taking vacations? No.
OK. So there again like how do you
explain without using any kind of words.
This plant is good for you, thisone is also bad for you.
You don't have but just cook. It here's what you're doing.
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You're mixing up the order of things.
You don't have to have that first.
For thousands of years, humans have survived off of, like,
woolly mammoths and fucking Buffalo and early forms of cows.
Yeah, and only like a minute. But you know how they would
know? Because they would watch the
animals. Humans would watch and see what
animals ate, and then you could tell that that was safe.
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So that's how you have that slowevolution from carnivore to
omnivore, because you're passingthose traits and that knowledge
to your offspring. So the animals did it first.
Yeah, that that's why I told youwhat evolution is, is like
Mother Nature, just doing something until something works.
That's why you have so many extinct animals.
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Think about, for example, when the dinosaurs were wiped out,
that if the meteor did not come,those dinosaurs will still be
around today. Instead, we now have distant
relatives because the ones that survived had traits that helped
them survive. And so life just kept
reproducing as desperately as possible just to go on because
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that's in DNA, that's instinctual for all living
things to reproduce. So whatever surviving ones, in
this case, it was mammals and reptiles that could Burrow that
were able to survive. And so you have the rise of
reptiles and the rise of primates, mammals, but.
Then how do animals know this stuff?
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How do animals know stuff passing on DNA?
Survival, the fittest. When you reproduce, you
reproduce your DNA. So for example, if I become an
anxious person, and I was never an anxious person during my
childhood, if I were to have a child, there's a high chance
that they are just generally an anxious person.
You're passing down survival. So whatever it took you to
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survive this long is what's going to get passed in your
chromosomes to that child. So.
So humans learn how to survive by watching the animal survive
first. If you're talking about like
what to eat, that's one way to do it is by watching what else
is dying when they eat something.
Like I said again, you have nothing but time and the only
goal in life is to survive. So they survived by not dying.
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Correct because they had for example before he like he this
our species came to be. There was like 3 other cousins
that we had that did not make it.
They all extinct. Neanderthals.
Neanderthals. CRO, Magnum and something else.
But you have these relatives. Yeah.
As you go back in history, that slits more and more and more and
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more until you have so many ancestors or relatives or
cousins at some point in time, they just didn't make it.
And so they got extinct. But the ones that did end up
mating with, you know, other cousins or similar species,
those genes get passed down and passed down and passed down.
So like, for example, I think it's the CRO Magnus.
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I think they're like known for being having like superhuman
strength. Like if they were alive today
like they would be able to lift a ton or something.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah, because like you, they andthey learned that they're like
studying the bone structure and like they could use technology
to figure out like, oh, it's lungs were this big, like twice
the size of a human's. So you know.
This is what we meet with them. Here's another reason.
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Being strong enough is not enough because you stop to deal
with elements, IE the Ice Age, IE volcanoes erupting.
These are all what we call apocalyptic events.
Extinction events have happened several times throughout Earth's
existence, and there's there waseven one period in existence
where almost like 98% of all living things died and just this
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remnant survives to become what everything is today.
Is this after the meteor? This is after the meteor.
Yeah, for sure. After the meteor.
What I'm saying is there's different extinction events that
happen. I mean, look at Pangaea, right?
Pangaea, Pangaea, over thousandsand thousands of millions of
years, like changes to what we have now.
That changes evolution too, because what happens to the
animals that were living on the one piece of land and it splits
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and goes off? Both those pieces of land are
going to experience different atmospheres in the Earth,
whether they're NS close to the equator, and they're going to be
forced to adapt if they're goingto survive.
Otherwise they were too weak. And you know there are humans
being born now where this thing is invisible.
Really. Yeah.
Why I don't? Know it's an example of
evolution taking place. Microevolution for sure, or
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macroevolution. Another one is that there that
there are people who are being born with no wisdom teeth.
Oh yeah, some bullshit. Man, I have wisdom teeth.
And the reason why we have a tailbone is a long, long, long,
long trait that goes back to like when we had tails and we
were like monkeys. No, like fucking amphibians.
Not Yeah, like from from an amphibian to like a not
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necessarily reptile. Like half reptile, half mammal.
Yeah, what's crazy is that whales did the opposite.
Yeah, they're like fuck that shit.
Oh, I'm going. To others, they wanted to go in
the. Ocean.
Yeah, it went the other way. Yeah, I got the only time or one
of the few times in recorded history where an animal chose
its fate essentially like it wanted to go in the ocean.
So it did, but repeatedly. So they repeatedly wanted to go
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in the ocean. That's what I'm saying.
Like what the? Nets.
How does that happen? That's what I'm saying.
Because I want something doesn'tMy kids are going to want it.
Like you fight with your parentsall the time over those kind of
disagreements. Like, hey, you should be married
by 25. And are you married 25?
No. You have kids at 25.
No. You have the career they want
you to have. No.
Do you shave your head? No.
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They've got nothing but time andthey're bored, so they're going
to feel like, yo, there's too many people up here, there's
nothing to eat. Let's just go back to the
fucking ocean, dude. There's lots of shit in there.
Oh. Yeah, because all life started
in the ocean. Yes, again, that's funny.
They're the ones we see that chose to go back.
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They're like, you know what? Never mind.
Hey, they're having a fun time. They can go deep, at least.
But they got big too. So it has, I mean, I don't have
to explain, but I still can't wrap my head around it.
Like they were essentially to give it a visual.
They were like, I don't know, like tigers, right?
They look kind of like that, essentially.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good visual, yeah.
Yeah, and then they became whales, like became five times
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their size. Like, how does like, what the
fuck? How does that happen?
Yeah, by like thousands and thousands of different versions
of that animal until it eventually becomes what it is
today and the same thing happens.
Because how all fish do that? Depending on their
circumstances. These are insane.
Everything needs to survive. Yeah, everything.
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Yeah. So maybe one day a fish learns
that if it took a left, a hard left, the fish that was chasing
it was too stupid and would justlose it.
It would keep going straight. Yeah.
So now it has learned a survivalability, boom, mobility that
gets passed on. Boom boom, intelligence grows
blah blah blah 'cause you're like, it's hard.
To get big though. Bro reproduction over and over
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and over and over again. So if we wanted to, could we
just breed the big people? We do that with dogs.
Dogs have such a small lifespan that we were able to observe
evolution through them. Oh, that's true.
We forcefully changed their, their, their shapes.
Yeah, isn't that crazy? Yeah.
So yes, it's possible, but you would never live long enough to
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see it. That's true because it would
take millions of years. So it's like, you know.
So you literally have to always find the perfect mate.
Meaning. Yeah, you just find some of the
all the best genes. So heights, but also make sure
they're not stupid. Yeah, you know, adequate almost
every way, every facet of life, right.
(24:50):
Have children with them. And I still hope that all the
taller genes got passed on because they can still come out
short. Yeah, nothing is guaranteed.
So even if they come out tall, they have to go in turn find a
taller mate and hopefully they don't have their genes in their
lineage. Yeah.
So that you 2 combine and the best of theoretically of you 2
makes a better person. Yeah.
And so on and so forth. Yeah.
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Never mind. You wanna know something
crazier? Yeah.
There exists this island off thecoast of like Indonesia I think.
I think I was gonna say. It is so secluded that the
animals on that island. Oh, nevermind.
Evolved to become miniature versions of what they were.
I think I did. So for example, if there was an
elephant on the continent in this island, the elephant would
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be like 3 feet tall, 4 feet tall, because there was no need
to be that big. It's an island, it's tiny.
So you learn. So through evolution, all those
those years of evolution, the body shrinks because guess what?
Nature favors the smaller, so the guy the taller guy is not
going to. He's going to die quicker than
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the shorter guy. Damn dog.
So there's actually document, there's actually actually real
evidence, real fossils of one ofour relatives, one of the human
species relatives are like 3 feet tall, 4 feet tall.
Oh yeah, on average 3 to 4 feet tall.
And they they got extinct because at some point they just
couldn't survive off that island.
Isn't there like a current island where there are small
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people? Yeah, Pygmies.
Where's that? I don't know, South America, I
think. Yeah, I think so.
But they're small, right? Yeah, do.
You remember that one song I smoked too?
Am I 2018? Damn, I thought that was older.
No. 2018 was not that long ago bro.
It was not. 2018 is. What 2018 was not that long ago.
(26:39):
Shit, I wish. It was not that long ago bro.
I wish. Seven years ago.
Now that's terrifying. That is terrifying. 7.
Years I remember 20/20/18 was only two years ago I.
Remember when I was 7 and then when I was 14?
That's seven years already. What the fuck?
I already experienced seven years. 20/20 was 5 years ago.
(27:02):
Yeah, that's nuts. Yeah, I still think of it as
like. I remember when I was five years
old and I remember when I was 10.
Oh, I don't remember that. I already experienced that like
4 Times Now. Oh no, 6 times.
Being 10/6 times. No five years passing.
Oh yeah, yeah. But you said 10.
That's why I'm like, what? No, I said.
Because I remember when I was 5 and then ten.
(27:23):
Yeah, that's five years. But then you said and then 10.
That's why I was like, wait, what?
Ben, 10. Smoke when I smoke, yeah.
I hate the summer. Then again, I'm not looking
forward to the summer. Hey, when people post summer
vibes you see that? Oh my God guys, summer vibes bro
you're at home all day and you're fucking AC.
(27:45):
You don't go outside. You don't care about summer.
Shut up. You going outside at night does
not count of summer vibes. Yeah, well, make summer
distinctly summer is that the sun is out longer than usual, so
you can. And it's warmer.
Yeah, significantly warmer. That's what makes it summer,
yeah. Like imagine me singing me.
(28:05):
Imagine me singing winter vibes and I'm at home all day.
Like winter vibes is winter because it's colder outside?
Yeah. Less sun.
Yeah. So shut up.
I hate to get so much dog. And it's always the people with
the most ACA dude or some of those fan dwellers.
(28:26):
We don't have that luxury dog. Do you're so fucking real for
that. Yeah, Doggy.
Oh my gosh. How's that water dog?
She's good. Haley I don't know what
happened, but when I think 2018 hit the water changed, it got
(28:47):
really good. But we we never talked about
this directly, but. What?
I I know you've known that I said that before, but I meant it
when I said it back then and I now enough time has gone by for
me to confirm that. Like the water change then and
it got really good. What water?
The water Dog. Which water?
(29:09):
Literally all the water except the Arrowhead.
No, it's because at some point your dumb ass self, your body
realized that oh water sustains me much better than this other
shit. Does Oh dog, I've been drinking
water. So it tastes better.
I'd already been drinking water.Well.
That's what I'm saying. You developed a love for it
(29:29):
because you're like, oh shit. But it.
No. But you develop something if
it's like relatively new to yourbody.
I had already been deep throating water since high
school. Really.
Yeah. So you've been on LA Tap for
that long? I've been on the water dog.
You definitely got fucked up in your body.
(29:50):
I've been drinking water Dog. By 2018 the water got better.
Except the radio. The Radiohead Arrowhead.
Arrowhead is the worst water in the planet.
I don't care if I ever see somebody and they they say.
I judge, I judge people. They love Arrowhead, I genuinely
(30:11):
think that they're psychotic in some way.
Or when they say they're indifferent, like, oh, just
water. Like, yeah, it's.
The same in my brain reacts to that in the same way, yeah.
You know, yeah, yeah. It's it's like my instincts are
telling me to stay away from this person.
Like you do not want that personin your life.
(30:32):
People overuse the term red flag, but that's red flag.
That's a red flag. You're not going to meet someone
who's indifferent or even likes Arrowhead and turn out to be a
good person. It doesn't work that way.
Never. Works the same way that you've
never met anyone in your life that said they said the phrase I
don't make the rules, I just follow them.
You've never met that person andthey turn out to be like this
(30:52):
amazing fucking whatever, bro sister.
Like they've never never. That's never happened.
Anyone who's ever said that to you went on to become a cop.
Yeah. Or that that lame ass person at
work, yeah, that makes it their mission in life to snitch on
other people. Yeah, make everybody's life
miserable because it's like there's some kind of.
(31:13):
And you can prove this too. Like again, we given what we
know about psychology and how itmanifest in the way we behave
and the choices we make. Like that's one example of it.
You know, those like nerd ass people do nerd ass things such
as becoming cops and being that person at work that you fucking
hate. So there I've been wanting to
say that. Finally got it out.
(31:37):
It just never, never came up. Bro, shots fired, dude.
Shots fired, shots fired, bro. Yeah, Put some respect on it,
man. Put some respect on it.
Dang, is it warm in here or what?
It's fucking warm, like I don't want to go to handles right now,
just fucking. Oh yeah.
Fucking handle myself. I'll fucking.
(31:57):
Handle your scandal. Shake I.
Don't think people say that anymore dude.
What? Handle your scandal.
I've never heard that ever. What in my life?
We went to the same high school.Never heard that.
And literally everyone said thatNope, I don't.
Remember that at. All and eventually it got
shortened to they handle. They handle handle that.
I never hung out with that groupof people.
Cuz but no, everyone said it. Not me, I.
(32:17):
Oh, actually, yeah. No, you're right, You didn't.
You would avoid the, I don't know why, but you would avoid
these things. And then sometimes you'd say
some of them ironically, but youwould avoid.
Them, Yep, but I would say. And then in the time after that,
you eventually came around. Yeah.
But to confirm to you, yes it was a thing and I can prove it.
(32:39):
Actually we find the yearbook from 2.
I dare you. Before we graduate.
I dare you. Someone put that in the.
Quote I dare you, because if they did that means that I've
just I've changed timelines and that just proves again like the
Bernstein bears the Mandela effect because I have no memory
of that whatsoever. 0 memory of that being a Now you were just.
(33:01):
In you were just in your own world.
It isn't. It is dog.
No, dude. I mean, there's only two people
listening. This may be a multi timeline.
(33:22):
I've. Seen I'm a little bit concerned
dog. I've seen your cohesion slip
gradually as the episode has gone along.
I'm literally falling off my chair because the heat is
(33:43):
draining me. Holy do.
You ever want to do some CBD dog?
Shit. So how do you do CBD during the
summer? I just I don't move.
You just stay in one place. Yeah, I don't fucking move and I
have a fan on me the entire time.
Oh, I keep my body cold. Yeah, I love cold weather, dog.
(34:03):
I don't like. I leave the fan on all night.
Wow, I don't care. That is.
Yeah, I do the same thing. It's just that I tried not to
Because. Because why don't the electric
bill? You don't have to pay for
electric bill. We do.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, because you rent.
It's included. Oh.
(34:25):
So technically, yes. Yeah, but you're paying a fixed
price and splitting it. That's it.
With other tenants, that's. Their problem?
So you can use however much you want to well.
Yeah, we can't. And I do think it's warm.
Need to buy some of those cooling sheets.
You need to buy those. What's that cold fluid called?
(34:48):
Called Nitro. NO nitrogen.
Which one? Nitrogen.
No2. Is it really just?
Nitrogen. Nitrogen oxide.
There you go, Nitrogen oxide. You got to buy some of that.
Why that that kills your brain cells?
I mean, you're not going to drink it.
Oh, I thought you meant like Galaxy gas.
Like in the room so it cools that.
That's not how that works. That's not how that.
(35:10):
Works dog. It's cold.
That's not how that works. It's cold, dog.
How does that work? By being cold.
Doesn't make any sense. If I light a fire in your room.
Yeah. The relative heat in your room
will go up. Yeah, it will.
It was a fire source, yeah. Emanating energy but but but
fire. Fire is the decay the the
(35:31):
chemical reaction. Just like when you're close to a
pool, you'll feel colder becausethe water is colder.
Water is colder, but water can also be hot.
Sometimes yes, if you heat it up.
This is This is. So what you're going to do is
(35:52):
get a bucket. Yeah.
Put some of that in there and the relative temperature in the
room. I feel like that would kill me.
You're like drinking it maybe. Because it's gases.
Oh dog. Yeah, just cold stuff.
Why? Why?
Why not just buy a like block ofdry ice and put it in the room?
(36:13):
Would that do the same thing? Maybe.
But you, well, yeah, you could do that.
I was about to say you have thismist in your room, but I think
you'd have it either way, right?I think the Nitro gets misty, so
yeah, buy dry ice. OK, I'll try that.
(36:34):
Speaking of ice, have you seen what's been going on this past
week or two? To those wild segways.
Yeah, that. Dog.
Huh, dog, why are you laughing? Do you ever?
(36:56):
I mean, I'll get I'll get back to ice, but do you ever laugh at
someone else's misfortune? No, I try not to unless it's
like a silly. That's why I've seen you laugh
all the time. Unless it's like a silly
misfortune, like look, this person is trying to wash their
hair and the guy's keep putting soap on his head.
So the other guy's like, why is there so much soap for my hair?
(37:21):
Has that happened? Versus.
Are you describing a real thing?Yeah, what the heck, there's
videos of this. Dudes taking showers together,
yeah. People at the beach, when people
at the beach rents off, there's like this good put soap over
his. It's like he keeps like
aggressively, like fucking rubbing his head and he can't
open his eyes. It's because the soap is all
(37:41):
over his face. Isn't it and?
He starts banging the wall. He's like what the He's like,
what's going on? That's crazy.
That shit I laugh at cuz it's kind of like a harmless
misfortune, you know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah, it's hard.
Did you ever watch like the Skate Bale videos?
(38:04):
Skate Bale. Yeah, people would make
compilations of people like doing gnarly tricks, but they
would like they mess up badly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you ever watch those? Yeah, I've seen a few of them on
online in like they the ancient days.
Yeah, they were on the Internet.They were.
They could be bad too. Yeah, they were normally.
(38:25):
People breaking bones and stuff.Or have you seen that video of
that one guy? It went viral.
That one guy, he's like on the shed and he does a flip off of
it, but it usually cuts away right before.
He gets the ground. Yeah, love that one.
I'm sweaty. So am I.
(38:46):
Did you ever get into The Lumineers?
Hey. Oh shit.
I did get into the Luminaries briefly because of a Yeah,
because somebody I was married to.
Oh yeah. Was into that stuff, so at some
point I fucked with The Lumineers.
I was like. That's great.
(39:06):
That's the only kind of like stop and holler I can approve
of. What about fucking Mumford and
Sons dude? But they had less of that.
They just had those acoustic instruments.
They had that like. They didn't stomp as much.
Yeah, you're right, You're right.
You know the singer was rich before he was in the band.
Nipple Baby. Nipple, you know how often that
(39:27):
takes place. Very often.
Like same thing with the Strokes, 3/4 of the band were
rich before they were in the band.
Wow. Yeah, Ariana Grande, Rich before
Nickelodeon. Wow.
Machine Gun Kelly, his history is kind of spotty, like its
potential. There was like something going
on. Really.
(39:47):
Yeah, but he scrubbed it so it'shard to find it now.
Oh, he could. Oh, Lady Gaga too.
Oh yeah, yeah, She went to like a good college.
Yeah, Kid Rock. Kid Rock, Yeah.
He was rich before he was rich before he started to do hip hop,
and then when that didn't work he did the rock music that had
like a redneck slant to it and then he did full on redneck
(40:11):
country. But before all that he was
already rich. Wow.
But he cosplays as like a country boy.
Do you know who Gracie Abrams is?
Yeah, You know, that's JJ Abramsdaughter are.
You serious? Yeah, Doggie.
She's been everywhere right now,JJ.
Yeah. You serious?
Yeah. I'm trying to do it right.
(40:32):
Yeah. I don't follow her much, but she
recently spoke out about what's going on with ICE, and
apparently she was at one of theprotests.
So I'm like, you know what? All right, you do your thing,
girl. Yeah, I just been seeing memes.
Yeah, usually it's memes. Yeah.
You know Clara recently cosignedher male listeners.
(40:52):
Did you hear that the McDonald'sSnack Wrap is coming back on
July 10th? I did, but you eat McDonald's.
How do you feel about that? I've never had a snack wrap in
my life. See, even as a kid, I knew there
was like something fucked up happening because I was like
that. That's a Taco, but has a chicken
strip in it. I don't, I didn't understand it.
(41:14):
Like I couldn't explain it to you at the time, right?
I just knew something was happening here that was.
Weird. Didn't make sense.
Yeah, I didn't. I couldn't.
It didn't compute. And when I look back now, I'm
like, oh, that's one of the manysigns of, like, the
bastardization of culture. You know what I mean?
A culture gets, like, whitewashed and commodified.
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
(41:35):
Yeah, because McDonald's funds Israel.
So right away, you see, they're not opposed to colonization.
Yeah. And then, yeah, they took
another culture that already existed and in a way sold it
back to them. Wow, that's pure evil.
Yeah, Doggy. What is that?
Is there a word for that? Modifying something?
(41:56):
Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah, I think so.
That crime against humanity? Yeah, Doggy.
Is it gentrification essentially?
It falls under that, yeah, rightunder that umbrella, yeah.
Yeah, cuz those corporations will come and try, you know, now
you have a Chipotle instead. Or you have like those urban,
urban kitchens, right? So they take soul food and make
(42:17):
it really shaky. But their spin on is like, look
at this cool food we have. They sell it to other white
people. Yeah.
So it's sold to them as like this cool, crazy food.
Guys come. You're supposed to imagine that
in like your best, like nasally influenced your voice.
You know what I mean? Like this?
Like it'd be. Yeah.
I'll show it to you right now, doggy.
Oh, OK, I'll. Show it to you right now.
You've probably already seen hisvideos, but OK, OK, my God, you
(42:37):
guys, I'm finally ready to speakup.
So I think immigration can be a good thing because without
immigrants I wouldn't have my matcha brand and I might need to
clean my own apartment. But at the same time, we need to
make sure we're following. Rules anyways, as a society we
just need to get along. Love insert influencer name here
(42:59):
my God you guys Oh my gosh like that the fact that those people
exist makes. Me.
Oh yeah, doggy. Makes me sick.
But they've been around. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what I'm
saying. It makes me sick and.
It's going to get even hotter. That's the crazy part.
That's what I'm saying. I'm scared now.
(43:20):
I have an air conditioner. Yeah, yeah.
If we turn it on right now, the mics will pick it up.
Yeah, so we need to get a bettermic.
How's it How's that possible? This one doesn't pick it up,
yours does. Oh yeah, yeah, mine does.
What? If we switch spots.
How am I going to reach the mic all the way over there?
It's not long enough. What do you mean?
This mic doesn't pick up air. So I'm saying, so if you were
(43:40):
here, it wouldn't pick it up. But it's not long enough to go
there. That's how you get one of these.
But then it won't be able to record like it does.
Oh, because it's not stable? Yeah, what if you hook that up
right there? No, what I'm saying is there is
no auxiliary plugged into this. I don't have an auxiliary
plugged into. This isn't that what that is
You. Have it, I don't.
What the hell is that? This is USB.
(44:00):
No, but the thing in the middle,what middle?
That's slot in the middle. Yeah, it's not being used
though. But you could use it.
I could use it in theory, but then it's not going to be the
same high quality because I would have to manually do all of
that. That sounds like a Luca
question, huh? You should ask Luca.
Oh my gosh, dude. He's literally the guy.
Oh my gosh. What do you mean of?
Course he can do it, but he because he has the knowledge to
(44:23):
do. It no, I'm saying you could ask.
I don't have the knowledge to do.
That no, that's why you're goingto ask like.
It's very convenient for me to have this the way it is.
Why not just it's? Funny.
Why not just ask? My fucking mind.
I'm paused. No.
One's telling you to sell your mind.
(44:43):
I'm saying I'm. Just gonna.
I'm just gonna buy another one. But why is that easier than just
asking him how to? Because it makes editing so much
easier. When I edit, I have to edit.
So much. Love, dude.
(45:05):
You're not even in my you're noteven in my shoes.
You don't even understand what Ihave to go through.
I'm spending hours. Asking for help.
Doug, I'm spending hours. Just ask.
He's the guy, dog. You know the guy I.
Already talked to him I already talked to.
Him about this specific situation.
Yes, and it's not going to get better till I buy a better
laptop or buy a better a better laptop.
(45:28):
I didn't. What was the other thing you're
pointing? At I was going to say this but
this is already really good so. But what would the laptop do
though? The laptop would allow me to
have the raw strength to controlauxiliary.
Right now it's really good with my mic.
(45:49):
Because it's digital, it's not auxiliary.
Yeah. So there's no auxiliary input
for this is what I'm saying. For this software.
Yes, there isn't no no for my laptop.
Oh shit, laptop. Well, I mean, that's every
laptop. It doesn't have the power.
But it's every laptop. That's how you buy those
interfaces. I know.
(46:10):
So you're always going to have to have an interface.
But yes, you're going to have tohave an interface, but you need
a powerful enough computer to beable to keep those pieces of
technology. You need enough power outputting
without overworking the hands, the the fans.
And you can only do that with more RAM space, more RAM memory,
because that expands what you, what you can do at the same time
(46:32):
without getting tired. So that's what I need to do.
Bump sing in the meantime. In the meantime, if you want to
save yourself $1000 in the meantime, why not just get one
of these cables? Because.
I can buy another one of these and not have to spend thousands
(46:52):
of dollars. How much is that?
This is like $200. That's a lot, doggy.
It's worth it. It'll make editing so much.
You're going to put it on creditor what?
It's just. $200. See, first it was just three $35
and that was just $200. And mind you, we had to, we had,
we had to tag team this shit andcombined this was like.
(47:17):
You're not here editing this shit for days.
So I'm saying, Doug, wouldn't this all make it easy for you?
Because I've in the time we've been recording, I've seen your
personal RAM burn out, not even even slow down, just burn out to
the point where you're like running on 2 gigabytes of RAM
right now. So I could literally see your
every thought forming on your face.
(47:39):
Like I know what you're about tosay before you say it.
Literally we're we're venture like 3G.
It was like watching, yeah, I could like watching the screen
load. Like I know it's going to go
down doggy. Oh my gosh.
No surprises here. It's so freaking hot.
(47:59):
Oh my God. I need something cool.
Oh, what if we did this like intervals in intervals?
What do you mean? We turn it on for like 5
minutes, Stop, record again, turn it back on, take phrase.
Yeah, doggy. At the very least like your
frame rate wouldn't drop. Oh my gosh, holy shit, dude does
(48:31):
that? Pills going to be crazy.
No, because like 90% of this is going to be cut.
Whoops dude, this is not consumable.
It's just a bunch of fucking laughing for like 10 minutes.
(48:51):
Have we not been aiming for? Comprehensible.
He's been aiming for like a lighter episode for so long.
Oh yeah, no, we have. Have we finally struck the tone?
And now you want to cut. Most of it.
No, no, no, I was just, I was. I'm fine.
So sweating. I know, dog.
I'm dying here, man. Your Rams giving out.
It's night time, why isn't the sun gone?
(49:12):
Is it not gone? Now, Doug, so we still go out
and play. The mood is out, why isn't it
cooling everything? Man, I'm thirsty again.
I'm going to drink some water. Yeah dude, if you were like 5
you just still go play outside.
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