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Speaker 1 (00:00):
that escalator slash elevator tech guy he just starts
cussing me.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
What are you smoking?
What?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
kind of cigarettes you smoke can't be smoking out
here.
The fuck are you doing?
I'm like whoa buddy, hey, hey,no, you can't fucking smoke out
here, dude.
I'm like hey, you can't cuss atme, we don't know each other
like that.
And he's like I'll get yourbadge number and I said here it
is, take a picture of it.
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I'm gonna smile.
And I, before, as this is goingdown, I'm opening the elevator
for him and I'm like here, goget in.
And he's all just cussing methe whole time, as I'm, you know
, flashing my badge on the thingtaking this up the elevator.
I'm walking out of the elevator.
He all just cussing me thewhole time, as I'm, you know,
flashing my badge on the thingtaking this up the elevator.
I'm walking out of the elevator, he's just cussing me.
I'm like hey, you got issues,man, but it's not with me.
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Have a good one.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Manage dad, not me, forgive you.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh man, all right, oh , we are.
Oh hey, welcome back guys.
I didn't even know what's goingon.
Episode 16.
Yes, I'm Chris and, as always,my very, very esteemed co-host,
(01:24):
blake Blake, and this week we'reexcited to have a very awesome
guest for you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Mitch, there too Well yes, and we've got an extra one
sitting in today.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
So first off, jesse, welcome to the show.
Thank you so much for makingtime for us this week.
Appreciate it and then back atit again.
Is Spencer?
Spencer, welcome back.
You know, just timing'severything.
So thanks for sitting in onthis one.
I love it when a plan comestogether.
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I would like to start, jesse,with give us a little bit of
background where you worked andhow long you worked at what
airports?
Okay, I don't know how far backthis was Probably about 15 years
ago I started at Terminal E12at Tequilaria, at the DFW.
At the DFW airport.
(02:19):
We were talking about that withJohn.
Yeah, love that bar, it'sprobably cute.
Oh so, oh yeah, you knew JohnTeams, john Teams.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked withhim.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
He was on our last episode.
Yeah, was he really?
I was like I remember Jesse andSean worked there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sean.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
We talked about that off air, I think the last two
years that they were have acontract going, so from there we
got transferred over to Chili's, which was worst.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, he talked about that too.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, and what year was this what you started to
kill her?
you know, 15 years ago, whateverthat.
What is that 2010?
Yeah, oh, wow.
Yeah, I was around there.
I was working for the samecompany and I knew Nishant and
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I'm sure we bumped into eachother, but I didn't really
really know you until youstarted over with us at where we
work now, at the Cantina.
Yeah, after Chili's, I went tocanton.
Uh, because of irena it wasirena's, the ones with good old
irena.
Yeah, that chili's was probablyone of the uh, only restaurants
that I worked at where I gavetwo shits about.
I went there late every fuckingday and that's very unlikely.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Um, I would no call no shows, all that fun stuff I
hated, hated it, but they ran sowell they didn't care.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Sure, yeah.
What did you hate most aboutthis isn't really what our
show's about.
It's not a ranting platform,but go ahead, jesse.
No, it's just the managementteam.
There was horrible man.
So I was at Tequilariabartending Ben.
You don't know anything abouthorrible management, but go on,
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probably not as much as you do,yeah, yeah, no, it's not go,
jesse but we are winning but no,uh, yeah.
So I was at uh, tequilabartending and from there I went
to chili's and then didn't wantto step on anybody's toes at
Chili's, so I decided to Serve.
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So I did that for a while and Iwas constantly asking them.
I was like, hey, when are yougonna transfer me over to the
bar?
Whenever you're a comedian, sowhat not?
That took forever.
So that's when I started justnot giving a damn.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
You know, yeah, like alright, I get it yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
so from like I said, Irene told us about Cantina.
Then, yeah, so from like I said, Irene told us about Cantina,
then transferred over there,started working with.
Blake was one of my trainers,along with Ryan.
Ryan was a shit show the veryfirst day I was there that
sounds about right.
Yeah, he got really pissed off,I remember at me because.
So, just for our listeners, weworked a long time with this
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couple, ryan and Charlie.
They're great guys when theywanted to be.
It takes a little bit to getused to them.
Yeah, absolutely.
After that incident.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Ryan and I were very close, but then once you're cool
, you're cool.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
To describe him, I would just have to say San
Francisco.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
And I always go along very well with his husband
Charlie Think about how have tosay San Francisco and I always
got along very well with hishusband.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Charlie, think about how you think of San Francisco.
That reminds me of Ryan, yeahand Spencer, you're interrupting
the show.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Just go over there and get your Modelo.
Did y'all want this?
Yeah, we're good, take it takeit away.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And get your Modelo?
Did y'all want this?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, we're good, take it, Take it away.
You know what?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You guys can't see right now.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Chris is waving over a piece of pizza to his mouth.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
As you were saying, jesse.
Yeah, the whole Ryan thing.
I remember when I was firsttraining, ryan got pissed off
because I went for a break toeat and the person that sent me
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on that break was Robert.
So he got pissed off and atthat time I think it was a
horrible thing and Robert wasour GM in regionals for years.
Even at the location we're atnow, he was the GM and the GM
for a while.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he lovedme and yeah, he was freaking
awesome.
He loved all of us.
Yeah, well, his kids are goingto be all right.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You know, if I wasn't , he knew we'd get the job done
every day.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Might be a little late.
I'm in trouble.
Give me a hand, alright.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
What was the girls that worked there, jojo,
stephanie and JoJo.
At that time Jo didn't very,she didn't like me very much.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
She didn't like me very much Because of.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Brian, they were close at that point.
Click going on there.
They wanted to get me firedbecause of that, but afterwards
we all got along.
We all saw.
They just had to warm up to you, Jesse.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, but we're talking about the airport with
that cutthroat money.
It's good money.
If you don't fit in with themafia group, they will push you
out.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Blake was the first guy.
I was like, okay, cool, he'sgoing to take me to his wedding
and go from there, which dadtakes you in your swing, you
know.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
But yeah, I remember you going on a New Orleans trip
with old Joe After yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I'm telling you afterwards we all got along, we
all lived happily ever after.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, we went to New Orleans with Crystal.
I remember we planned that tripbut then Jose gave them the
days off instead of me so I hadto stay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Every night you called me likeI wish it was you here, I wish
it was you.
I wish it was you, we wereworking mornings together.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
At that point, Dude, that day, or when we were out
there, man, it was a.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
This is shit too, man so my buddy Dave, just for
clarity, though JoJo and Crystalfucking Yocum, those ladies can
drink.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh yeah, and they drink Well if you put them
together.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
We're the big alcoholic men, some of us here
at this table, If you put themtogether they just go zero to
100, and it's just season.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Spencer, tell the listeners how tall you are, sir.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'm 6'5", 220 pounds.
And these ladies wouldout-drink me on a fucking
Tuesday afternoon at 2 pm.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's when I would get in trouble, when I would
work morning shifts with one ofthem.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
And they're like, aren't the other?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
ones waiting for us at Boomer Jack.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I've never had Boomer Jacks at 4 o'clock in the
afternoon made it about 5 milesaway to a local bar I like the
Apple where we're at now andgone to sleep in the parking lot
Because after 5 minutes ofdriving I was like you shouldn't
be doing this.
But the wrong people to driveyeah, those women, they can put
down some booze.
So to go on a New Orleans tripwith them, you better eat your
Wheaties.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh yeah, absolutely.
I think I was the only one thatdidn't drink as much, because I
already knew what was going tohappen.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Like, all right, I got to take care of myself Like
everyone's losing arrestedprobably, so what?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
happened was yeah.
What had happened, my buddyDave.
I already knew he was going toget shit fixed, so I was like,
hey, give me your phone.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I'm going to put the GPS on you so.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I can track you, I just don't know where you are
Because it's going to happen,which is exactly what happened
and we don't know where you are,and it's New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
There's bars everywhere.
It's straight at the bar whichone, there's 17.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Dude, so you know.
Hours go by, obviously, a wholebunch of drinks later we're
trying to find this guy and he'snowhere to be found.
So I pull up my phone and tryto look at the GPS and I'm like
I call him afterwards.
I'm like Dave, what the fuckare you doing in front of the
jailhouse in New Orleans?
It's not too far from BourbonStreet, it it's not too far from
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Bourbon Street.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It should be close.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I was going to say they plant that shit out.
Yeah, we are.
Oh, I was looking for more bars, those are the wrong kind of
bars man.
Yeah, exactly, I'm like dude,fucking, stay there, I'm going
to come get you.
Just stand right there, don'ttalk to anybody.
Yeah, don't look at anybody,dude, I thought it was going to
be a fun time.
It was just babysitting.
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How did the ladies do?
They did fine.
I mean, compared to Dave,fucking Dave.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Which was a low bar.
Yeah, I mean but them too, theyhad their moments where they
would get all frustrated and cry.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Dave was not a bartender.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I take it, dave was not a bartender.
Yeah it, dave was not abartender.
Yeah, I think he worked with usas well at one point in time.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Maybe for like a week or so Dave's been at the
airport before there was somepoint where he came in and out
of Cantina, maybe even bartendedat.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Rodeo.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
He could be making that up.
Yes, I think so.
Is he?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
still working at the airport?
No, I could be making that up.
Yes, I think so.
So you're at the airport.
No, he lives in Miami.
So you've worked at the airportfor 15 years.
Jesse, you also worked atanother airport.
Yeah, after all that.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
You also worked at.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Maggiano's at DFW.
Oh, I worked everywhere at theairport.
Yeah, if you want to go withlike.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, yeah, I've been to.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Bennigan's.
I've been to Rodeo Cantina,chili's Cowboys, tequila, ria.
I opened a few bars for HMSHost at some point in time.
Yeah, jesse, you're a littleslut.
Yeah, I bounced aroundAbsolutely, but that's DFW Like.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I've bounced around for 15 years I've been there,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Like you got to follow the money and open the
new stores.
That's typically where thebetter money's at Play sex.
Just go somewhere else andafter two years they pretty much
push you out of every companyanyhow.
So fired for a legitimatereason.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, I've been at the same spot for 10 years,
Spencer, but whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You should have been fired 100 times, bro.
Oh yeah, hey, we've gotten introuble because of the shit you
do.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Thank God, you were never my manager.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Every customer that comes in.
Isn't that guy, chris, that youdo the podcast with?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You know whenever I'm showing up?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Isn't he the guy that bought everybody at the bar
shots?
Every time I was here,everybody at the bar shots every
time I was here.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I'm like yeah that's why we keep doing it.
I just had people come all theway to the D extension, which is
far as up from Cantina and B.
They'd be like, yeah, we wereat this bar over in Terminal B.
The bartender was just a dick.
So we got up and left and thenI'd text Chris hey, send me a
selfie real quick.
And I'm like is it this guy?
They're like yeah that's theguy, that's the dude.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
He's known all through the airport Jesse so out
of the two airports, what didyou?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
like better.
Tell me about the clientele,the clientele.
They're all stupid all around.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Why don't you go to the around?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Bravo, my friend.
But as far as like convenience.
Except for our regularslistening to the show.
Yeah, as far as convenience towork there, it's a lot easier to
work at Love Field, for sure.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, I would say yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Instead of having to show up about 45 minutes prior
to your shift.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And everybody that's there is around you.
You're not like, well, all theactions in the other.
No, it's all here.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I would tell people constantly.
And people pay.
People want to fly, they payextra to fly with Southwest and
stuff they don't.
They're stuck with AmericanAirlines to those destinations.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Let's just say you're not going to make it to the
LITs.
Yeah, garbage person.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Or 21-year-old either or the dumbest question that I
would receive at Love Field isdirections.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I'm like dude to the left or right, it's just a giant
team.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What term are we in?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You're in one term.
You're in the term.
This is the whole airportWelcome.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, although the worst thing about Love Field
I've noticed in the two daysI've worked there is if you've
got to take a shit, you're SOL.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
They're just constantly aligned for the
stalls.
Well, the bathrooms weren'tmade for that size airport,
because that airport was made.
No, there's three stalls andlike six urinals.
They can only fly to thetouching states.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Spencer, please enlighten our audience.
What's going on?
You're back in another airport.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh, love Field yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Transferred over to the canteen at Lovefield.
Awesome, Good luck with that,my friend.
Tell all the old people that weknow over there hello.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
The middle of the airport where everyone would
walk through.
They decided to come and buildlittle patio bars for every
single restaurant, so nowthere's twice as many bars.
I heard about that.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's pretty cool.
I like it.
That was why they tried to keepit at Maggiana.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
More chairs.
The more chairs you got, themore money you're going to make
At the end by gates 1 through 5,.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Is anybody walking all the way down to make sure?
Hey, is the plane here.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It's basically in the middle.
Anyways, you can see it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It's so close on that side that you could see it in
the middle of your face, so youphysically have to walk right
past the bar to sit down.
That's why like crew.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Everyone that entered the airport walks past it.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
It's the first thing you see, it's the first thing,
and people came in, whether theymeant to be there or not.
Yeah, they even have a littlepatio now.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yes, I've never seen people sitting at it.
It's the worst thing that couldever have happened, ever met.
You've got a whole restaurantand then there's a patio behind
it that you can't see, that youhave to go all the way through
the kitchen, through the backdoor of the dish pit to get to
it.
You'd have six tables have beensitting out there for 20
minutes and you had no idea.
There was nobody out therewatching.
And then every time you try toget there you have to walk by 60
(15:40):
, 70 people to get just to thekitchen, so You're getting
flagged down 20 times.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
The escalator is coming up from TSA, 10 feet away
from that patio.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
We've been on the patio for 20 minutes and
someone's coming to talk.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I was walking through the traffic 15 of those.
Sorry, it must be easier toexit and come back through TSA.
Just follow the flow.
It really is.
That was amazing.
I saw Lindsey walking throughthe other day.
I was like oh hey, she's thatcrew.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's like what are you doing?
I was like I'm leaving theairport too.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Like we always say, it always comes back around.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
It's funny, working at different airports seeing
people from BMW the same people,I swear.
For the last 15 years it's thesame group of 100 people that
just bartend and serve.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Let's go back and forth the airport's here.
You see the same managers, yousee the same employees, oh yeah.
Same everything, same beer guys, same whatever Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Jesse.
So we want to talk about peopleyou haven't seen, or you've at
least seen once.
What about tell me about somecelebrity encounters?
I know you've met some famouspeople out there.
I've made a carrot top.
I met tyson.
That was your favorite rightyeah I've met carrots up, he's
interesting.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah when you see him in person,
he's jacked he's like superjacked or something like roids
and all makes a judge.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah yeah, but yeah, I've seen uh seeing carrot top,
seeing mike tyson.
Uh, luke ryan.
Uh, what's that girl's namethat was in twilight?
Oh uh, kristen.
Yes, what was her name?
Kristen stewart, yeah, stewart.
I've seen Owen Wilson's brother.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yes, Luke Wilson Over at, does he have a big job as
well.
Waited on Owen.
Well, his hasn't been broken.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Right Must have not talked as much trash, or he was
a stronger brother.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
He was very to himself man.
I remember meeting him at thebar at Tequila Ria.
He just came in casually satdown, pulled out his newspaper
hat, just carried it to himself.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And finally we went in one together.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I was like that guy looks a lot like.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
That's the common denominator with celebrities in
the airport.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You can almost spot them out, because they have a
newspaper.
Like who the fuck reads anewspaper and sunglasses and a
sport coat, when I Like who thefuck reads a newspaper nowadays
and sunglasses and a sport coatWith a sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
When I met Christopher Lloyd, he was
reading a newspaper.
When.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I met Christopher Lloyd.
He was reading a newspaper.
What year?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
was the newspaper.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
So this is like 2000.
It was like 2011, 2012.
Piss off.
And then you guys saw LittleDicky, right.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
And I was super jealous as well.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
He waved at us yeah, I was on my way to work, and
then you texted me, Blake.
You yelled at me did you fuckwith the wolf?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, I was like that's when I got introduced to
Little Dicky because of Blake.
Oh, pillow talk, yeah, and thenafter that Pillow talk will
sink you.
It was a freaky Friday afterthat.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Awesome, it's been a lot of people.
Have you watched Dave yet?
All of it.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I watched the first season and then I fell off.
The second season wasn't allthat interesting.
That's why I fell off.
But yeah, it was a lot ofpeople, a lot of people.
You run into a lot of stupidpeople too.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Well, yes, there's something special about the
airport People just go fullretard.
It's like just calm down.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Read the signs.
The thing is is they won't lifttheir head one inch and look up
at all the signs that areposted, freaking every what five
feet.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Ten feet, literally, like even coming through the
terminal, like people don't knowwhich way to go.
They're driving, everyone'sdriving.
You can't stop in the middle ofthe freaking highway.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
It's funny, these same people that would never
stop and ask people fordirections if they were driving
at last, will all of a sudden,at the airport, instead of using
their phone or whatever, willall of a sudden ask everyone.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Excuse me, do you work here?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
And they always ask the guy with full hands Like,
hey, while you're carrying thoseeight cups and those two plates
, let me ask you a quickquestion how much time you got?
It blows my mind how there'llbe four employees standing
around and people always ask theperson that's doing something.
It's the same as the dirty seat.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, the dirty seat.
It was happening to me amillion times yesterday.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Someone left five seconds before.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Or the furthest away.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Whenever they ask for directions I mean, it is quite
a big, large Every time someonewalks up to the bar.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
There's 20 open chairs.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
They want to sit in the furthest one away from the
bartender, like, oh look,there's the bartender, let me
sit in this chair all the way inthe corner.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
That's like we always talk about.
You know, we've got 23 seats.
One seat will be dirty becausesomebody just got up and you
can't clean it up fast enoughand one person 22 other seats
they could sit at and they wantthe one dirty seat every single
damn time.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
And I'll even mess with them.
I'll throw some more stuff onthere and be like you know what.
Let me make this a littledirtier, for you.
Or the same when people sit inthe farthest corner.
No-transcript.
I'm not a dick like you are,bartender, but I'm a smart ass.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Well, I only do when they start rushing me once
they've sat at the desk.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
That is when it comes down to it.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
You did this to yourself I'm working on.
Can I get a meeting?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Do you want this in front of you?
Are you going to finish thisLike, let me get there One of
the perks about working at theairport as a bartender though
you have more that you can getaway with.
Oh, for sure, you can say stuffto customers.
For sure, say any of that, orthe things that we used to say
or still do for you guys,streetside that'll fly.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
No, uh, street side, that'll fly.
No, it does not fly street side.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, you're not on federal property streets I mean,
that is nice.
Yeah Well, fuck with thebartender.
It's a good backup.
I love that.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
At the airport Just it was nice Some extent.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Oh, real quick, Since it's on the news the naked lady
oh, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
We would love you to share your personal footage with
us.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I've shown a couple people atthe bar and they're like, oh my
god, I saw that man.
They're freaking out about it.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, you know what they're talking about.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
No idea, you didn't see the naked lady, all right so
wait, wait, wait for our, forour listeners, which I believe
spencer is going to, to let usput up his own personal footage.
A lot of you guys have already.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
That still worked for the company.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's your own personal footage.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I was on the clock wearing a mask.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Okay, spencer, we got you Just show Jesse.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I'll show Jesse, y'all can see it on.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
TMZ and shit it's even on TikTok, I didn't post it
but somebody else did.
If you look up Naked Lady atVFW, it's going to pop up, so
tell us all about it.
Spencer, what happened?
I was just.
It was like a freakingWednesday.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
It was a Friday, yeah .
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Because I remember he sent it to me like an hour
after I left the airport.
We had a Helsinki flight goingto Finland, so it was slow
because the big flight blockstwo of our four gates down there
.
So we had nothing going on.
We're all just standing aroundand this chick's in this
sundress starts dancing.
I'm like I tell the otherbartender, I'm like, hey, man,
check it out, bro, check it out,because she was swirling around
enough that it was flying upand you could see her butt
cheeks.
She didn't have no panties on.
Has anybody thrown?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
dollars.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I was like bro, she ain't got no drawers on, and so
the other bartender was standingthere checking it out for a
minute and then she proceeds tojust lift the dress up and get
completely butt naked.
She had nothing on under it andthen she starts dancing around
and yelling out this is how wewere meant to be.
And I'm like, oh my God, she'sgot to be awesome to do shrooms
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with.
Look how free she is.
And then she ends up going upto our little uh, coffee store
because we have water bottleswarm ones just sitting on a rack
.
It starts opening them up andlike slinging them in the air as
she's dancing and shit.
So the manager had to run overand that's the point where
you're like, all right, that'swhen the gm was like, okay, now
I gotta intervene.
So we had already called thecops at this point.
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But now he's trying to get thewater bottles away from her.
She, She'd walked over to thetwo gates gates three and four
and the screens up top, the bigTV screens, so you know,
boarding group, whatever.
Blah, blah, blah.
She was throwing her phone atit Like she jumped up and
punched the first one and thenwent over to the second one and
started throwing her phone at itand she destroyed that TV.
But every time she'd pitch herphone up and it'd bounce off the
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TV, she'd catch it again.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So I don't think it was alcohol.
She had some sort of reflexes?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
yeah, I mean she had dexterity, was on point and eye
coordination was totally there.
Weren't the cops trying to takeher from Dude?
No, the cops didn't show up forlike 20 minutes, which is super
rare in the airport.
Usually they're there in 45seconds minute and a half tops.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
They're like ah, naked drunk lady is what they
probably thought we're not in ahurry to get there.
Let's make sure TMZ gets theirfootage.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
She starts walking around talking to some of the
other employees it's stilltotally new to this point Doing
a little thrust, intimidatingCheck this out towards people.
The GM's following aroundmaking sure she doesn't hurt
anyone or herself, and then shestarts beelining it towards our
kitchen slash emergency door.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, you can't be bad.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
So he goes down there running after her, stops her
from going out the emergencyfire exit door and then she
tries to go into the kitchenwith knives and stuff in there.
He took a little force, he bodychecked her into the wall, so
she bounces off and hits theground.
He gave her a good Debo slam.
That's my bad, Tony.
Then she hits the ground sorather than getting up, she just
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spreads her legs and startsplaying with herself right there
on the floor.
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
What?
And you have all this on camera.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I don't have all that .
Speaker 3 (25:22):
At that point she walked past the bar.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No wonder you don't want to share.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
That's not my problem anymore, so then the GM is
standing in front of her, tryingto block the view of things,
and she reaches up and grabs apencil out of his shirt pocket
oh, okay, great.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
And starts oh, I heard about this.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yes, and he's bald.
So I mean, she's stabbing himin the head two or three times,
it starts gushing blood prettyseverely, so he's bleeding all
over the floor, all over her.
He's trying to grab the pencilback from her so he grabs her
arm and she goes and just bitesthe shit out of his.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotpictures of it too.
Oh man, jesus, yeah, when itwas all said and done and the
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cops had to sedate her to gether out of there, yeah, at that
point the EMS had to strap herdown and sedate her.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Never heard of that before.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, once you started it so badly but.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I'll never be able to say that again you had to have
to work, go to the hospital toget blood tests, because they
were like we don't know if shehas anything, she bit you.
That's a bodily fluid transfer.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You need to go get your blood taken.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Like them some drugs.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
You might need a test .
Yeah, you might be a zombie.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
So at the end of it everyone was like oh wow, you
know it was kind of funny.
We were laughing like man, shejust got crazy.
And then it escalated quickly.
But as they left we seen thecops talking to like a six,
seven-year-old girl and we'relike what the hell is that?
Apparently she had her daughterflying with her, so then went
from funny to not funny.
Super sad, yeah, like damn.
That lady's going through someshit.
Jesus, she just lost custodyfor sure.
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Oh, 100%, 100% On federalproperty.
Yeah, yeah, and flight yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Like there's no telling what charges they racked
up.
You sold a battery at anairport employee on federal
property yeah, federal assault,good luck.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
A felony assault charge that's not going to be
good, and destruction of federalproperty that's probably going
to be a bad one too, just whenyou think you're abandoning a
child to some new shit happenson three o'clock on a friday
like yeah, it wouldn't even theairport wasn't busy and as I'm
walking through security to theterminal, I see this guy on the
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bench.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I think it was papa cito's.
I was right, right besideMaggiano's, so they had a bench
out there, anyway.
So I'm walking towards our gateand then all of a sudden I see
this guy like pull out a needleand stuff like that.
And oh, wow.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, then Okay, jesse's, jesse's.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Jesse's now viewing the naked lady.
Show me that here in a secondFogus.
Let now viewing the naked lady.
Show me that here in a secondFocus.
I can't multitask like that.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I can't watch, react and tell a story.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Jesse, let's get you back on track.
Spencer's going to get anotherbeer, but this guy while I'm
walking down and I see this guypull out a needle and he starts
shooting up.
I'm like I do that double take.
Look right, and I'm likethere's no way.
There's no way he's about to dothat.
It's his insulin, bro.
And then I see this flightattendant walk up to her and
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it's like sir, you can't do that.
And I'm like thismotherfucker's really about to
shoot up right here.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
He don't care.
I was like, how did you getthat needle inside here, don't
care.
I was like, how did you?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
get that needle inside here.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
First off, how did that happen?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You know, what I mean .
It's his insulin, bro, bro, thethings that you see, I'm
telling you.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
And then I just walked casual, like oh it's just
another day at the airport.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Well, that was the first story from our first
episode, the lady dropping herbag of cocaine in the park.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, that was a crazy night.
It's an everyday thing.
I almost got my ass kicked by aUFC fighter at freaking
Luffield.
Do tell I didn't even know.
I didn't even know he was a UFCfighter or low-ranked or
whatever Busy day as usual,we're fucking working making
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drinks left and right.
Aisha, my wife was working withme that day and she starts, you
know, attending to him givinghim drinks and he starts just
like every other guy, justchilling by himself drinking and
then next thing you know, likethree beers later he starts
getting like more loud andacting like he's talking to the
(29:23):
neighbors and like they all knoweach other.
And then he started buyingpeople's drinks.
And then obviously those aresigns yeah, you need to pump the
brakes.
Well, next thing you know it, Ithink he started trying to spit
game at my wife and I was like,hey, man, just a heads up.
That's my wife like pump thebrakes.
And yeah, chill out right yeah,and then he started getting
(29:44):
really hell of aggressive withme.
So I started getting aggressivewith him too verbally.
Obviously I was like dude, youneed to chill, if not, we're
going to give you the boot.
You got to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
This guy gets up off of his chair.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
He's probably like his size, if not taller, spencer
size.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Because everybody looks the same size from the
seat you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
And then I just looked up to him and I was like
all right, well, this is goingto go two ways here we go.
So I was like I pulled thatline.
I was like, dude, you want togo home or you want to go jump,
you choose what you want to do.
And he's all, like you know,saying, anyways, whatever.
I was like like you need to go,you know, pay your tab and get
(30:30):
the hell out of here.
And um, apparently, while allthat was going on, the neighbor
doesn't sound like you wereintimidated at all, jesse.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Oh, I was fucking.
Well, I didn't know.
At this point again, I didn'tknow he was a ufc fighter.
Yeah, it's just this guy calledcrazy in the barn.
You're the one that has tocontrol it, because the
manager's definitely not goingto.
So I put that guy in jail yeahand um.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Later, once I went back to the bar, the guy that he
was talking to his neighbor waslike hey, you know how.
You were talking to a UFCfighter, right?
Not that it mattered, but ifthings would have gotten
physical, I don't know how itwould have ended for you.
I was like glad it didn't.
I'm glad we didn't get there.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I'll tell you two things when it happened, I was
hitting him and he was hittingthe ground.
Yeah, yeah, that guy he.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I mean when security was called, I mean security
again, like you guys said,they're on point, so they were
there within like Especially inthat airport.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, where else could they be?
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
They took him in real quick, and they don't ask
questions, they arrest him, theyreact first, and then they'll
figure it out they remove youfrom the scene, point them out
and then that's it.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
They go over there, we'll figure it out Now.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Anytime I've had to call them for violent things,
they come out full tactical gear, like the AR-15s and the full
vest and bulletproof.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Especially in D and international.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
They don't fuck around at all like there's
panels in the wall that justopen up and they come out like
these aren't even warm.
These guys came out of ropes inthe ceiling.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't know what's happening.
There were ninjas in theshadows there was.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah, there's always two or three cops that have sat
around doing nothing but drinkcoffee all day, waiting for
something to happen.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
That's what they do every day when they get to work,
they are just rainy.
All right, coffee.
Let me go get my coffee.
That's what I do when I get towork.
Let me get some espresso, let'sgo.
I've already had an energydrink in the car.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Let's get some espresso, and then let's have
another coffee or energy drinklater, and then let's have
another coffee or energy drinklater.
So, jesse, what was yourfavorite place to work at?
Tequila, yeah, right on E12.
This is old school back in theday oh yeah, oh yeah, that
terminal was the only terminalthat closed, necessarily.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
You worked at E.
Well see, when they closed thetequila place, they turned it
into Blue Mesa and I went andopened that up.
Yes, so I worked at the samelocation, but just different.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
So check it out In 2001?
No, didn't it turn into SonnyBryant's later then?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
No, sonny Bryant's was in Terminal B, or what was
it?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Smash Brothers.
Now it's like Love Shack.
Tim loves Love Shack yeah yeah,yeah, because I fly out of Gate
11 to go to Seattle.
But no, e12 was definitely oneof the best terminals because I
met my boy, nishant.
Nishant.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I still talk to to this day Motherfucker's crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
So that's the thing.
Back in 2001, when I started, Istarted at Gate e12 and it was
a vintage texas before it turnedinto tequila ria yeah yeah,
yeah so I think, you were my momat one point.
Yes, I did probably.
Yes, no, I did.
Yeah, yeah, your mom knows mewell, not like that.
No, I don't make that verycrystal clear there's no your
(33:42):
mom jokes here.
I was a good boy, but yeah, nowe used to bang work in like
four to five hours.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Yeah, Bro we made stupid money, Dude our airport
money used to be six, eighthundred a shift.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Dude, it was great and, of course, nishan and I
being the age that we were, goblow it that same night, go to a
bar, fucking, shut that placedown and just open tab.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
So Deshaun and I, Stay in tinny gloves for lunch.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well, I don't know about that.
We would always take turns onpicking up the tab, so no matter
whether it was fucking 50 bucksor 500.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
We left with cash in hand that day.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
That was amazing man.
I think the highest I mean theshop got to rack up was about
$500.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Respectable.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Ask me now if I was good and that was without lap
dances, right oh?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
obviously, but it was fantastic.
Memories are worth more thanmoney.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, I had a fantastic time.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I remember when y'all came out to see me and we went
out to old uptown when I livedin Dallas is that when Nishant
tore his ACL jumping out of abar, he jumped out of a chair.
That was when I first startedno, no, no.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
We were walking down the street, or whatever street
that was in Dallas, and we wereheaded to get some pizza.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, yeah, well, we were, we were, we were off
McKinney, and then we were atkung-fu, and then we're going to
LA.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Gourmet.
I remember that night.
I remember LA Gourmet is thebest pizza.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yes, and it was open till 4 in the morning.
Yeah, go in and get a slice ofwas incredible.
They made their own ranch therewas a line out the door.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
McKinney Street every drunk person yes, I get a line
out the door.
In McKinsey Every drunk personwould wait.
Let me get a slice of this.
Walking around and he sees abench or a pole that he tried to
jump Something I don't know,but he decided to go.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
He wanted to look cool.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, he landed, did not stick to landing, fucked up
his ACL and been fucking withhim ever since.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Good times.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
You're welcome, Michonne Shout out, michonne, we
need to get him on the show.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
That would be great.
He's up in New York now.
Every single time he comes totown he's always calling me.
I bumped into him, rememberwhen I worked out at Cowboys
with you.
That was the last time I sawhim.
Michonne was about a year and ahalf ago two years, which
Cowboys?
Because I worked at the fwn.
Love you, oh, I meant at love.
I did not work at anywhere elsebut there at love.
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Yeah, yeah, he was probablyflying out because he wasn't.
Yeah, yeah, man, that guy, lovethat guy.
Good kid party animal.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Um, remember him getting us kicked out of an
airport bar.
Possibly one time Allegedly,when we called yeah, allegedly,
whenever allegedly, me andNishant got off of a shift it
was a morning shift and then theRangers were in the World
Series and yeah, so we stoppedbecause the game was playing
(36:40):
while we were at work.
And yeah, I remember we calledJesse and Nishant was here, so
Jesse was like quit and then thebartender politely was like
yeah, because of him, you guysgotta go, yeah that guy can go
to zero.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
We were there for like a half yeah, and he's like
yeah, you guys gotta go Iremember that one time, one
point in time, he went to atexas tech game with you, I
think oh, he went to.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Uh, oh, he went to something, some football.
Oh OU Texas yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Boomer, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Well, it's at the State Fair.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, it's at the State Fair.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
It's insane.
It's a game in the middle of aState Fair.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
It's insane.
You can get a corny dog.
Watch the game.
Get you a $15 beer.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Y'all were calling me left and right a game.
Get you a $15 beer and call it.
Yeah, Y'all were calling meleft and right.
Y'all need to come.
I think I was at work.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, you had to work that day.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
You and.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Chris had to work.
It's no way, Trust me.
I want to be there, but I can'tJust let it happen.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Just come on in, yeah , and then I think he was so
sick the next day he missed workor something.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It sounds like N.
Yeah, it's uh good times man, Ihad a blast working at the
airport, man, I got to meet alot of great people, exactly you
guys.
Yeah, y'all are freakingamazing.
There's not a lot of peoplethat I still keep in contact
with, uh, from the airport.
So that's what happens when youhave all those damn kids.
Jesse, yeah, four, yeah, yeah,that'll do it.
Brand new one, yeah, she justturned one.
March, oh yeah, baby girl, Ilove it.
One more, and then probably I'mgood, another, really well, I
(38:15):
thought for sure you'd get thesnippy snip, but not yet.
You know what kudos do thatmore, and then I'll call it,
I'll throw in the towel.
I finally pulled the trigger.
I'm buying a bigger car.
Well, you have to.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yes, congratulations I hated my minivan at first.
I fell in love with that thing.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Well, then you put the hemi orwhatever in it.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Well, I remember the first day I got in that after
work and you had the loud, theloud back in there.
It's like I've never seen it soit's like a what it's like an
old school Astrovan and it's allsouped up or something.
It was crazy, and then you allhad it all tricked out, painted.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Shad carpet inside Some toils bumping.
When the motor blew, it blew ahead gasket.
So when the motor blew, I founda 5.4 LS that they put in the
front-wheel drive Monte Carlos,oh yeah, and I was like, well
shit, I mean, it's only like 100more horse, but at least it's
the V8 sound, and it was theonly LS that was already mocked
(39:17):
up for a front-wheel drive setup.
So yeah, when I replaced themotor, I put an LS in it, and
then I ended up breaking themotor mounts, doing a burnout at
Corey's house, and so yeah, themotor mounts busted out of the
block and I was like, well,there's no fixing that.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Minivans have a shit ton of horsepower.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
I didn't know that and they usually have well not
the Chevys, the ones thatSpencer built, they carry a lot
more power, yeah, a lot moreweight.
So the only problem I had withthat van was I had to put
auxiliary transmission coolerson it, because the transmissions
weren't designed for all theweight.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
But I miss that van.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
But you know a guy that can do that?
Yeah, Spencer.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Spencer is a master mechanic, especially with my
cars what do you think Chris'scar tab would?
Be right now.
Spencer, can you do me a favorand build me a Ninja Turtles
pizza van with all the sliding?
Speaker 3 (40:16):
doors and shit.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yeah, my son's my step mom's motorcycle.
Yes, why don't you tell ourviewers this is a drunk story
that goes along with?
Why don't you tell our viewersthis is a drunk story that goes
along with bars?
Why don't you?
Tell our viewers about themotorcycle wreck when you were
helping my mom change out heroil in her motorcycle.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
It's a great story, spencer.
I love this one.
I put a new battery in it,changed the fluids, oil change,
air filter, all that got itrunning up and then, uh, she had
laid it down and parked it andnever rode it after that.
So I got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I was test driving.
It went around the block acouple times, took the wife for
a ride, that was fun.
Took the cousin for a ride.
Then, uh, coming back into thehouse, the fucking front blower,
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as I was braking, it justlocked like I don't know if
there was air in the line orsomething from the previous
right, because I never checkedthe brakes.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
But yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Probably about 25.
Which is enough.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah, that's enough and it was a heavy, heavy bike,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Suzuki Intruder.
I think it was a 1100 or 1200.
It was a big boy.
It was really short, though itwas for a female.
So that 6, 1200 like it was abig boy.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
yeah, it was really short, though it was for a
female, so that's six foot fiveass.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Really shouldn't have been so you're just gonna fly
over the front.
Yep, yeah, I flipped over thefront like I would remember
doing flips through the airwatching the bike slide past me
and I was like, well, this isn'tgood it's not gonna end well,
it's like the beginning of amovie.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
I bet you're wondering what happened to give
me this situation it's just andthen down.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, it's all in slow-mo.
Yeah, the whole family wasstanding out there the kids,
wife, everybody just watching mebounce off the concrete.
My shoulders, my back, my butt,knuckles, arms.
The road rash was rippedthrough the leather jacket.
I'd work hands-on.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Well, unless you had, Spencer, what I'm dying to know
is, and what I'm sure ourlisteners want to know is was
there drugs and alcohol in yoursystem, sir?
I mean, it was a Tuesday, soyou know, sit Well, do you feel
(42:22):
that you were coherent while youwere riding the bike?
Yeah, 100%.
Okay, All right, thisdeposition is going on Right.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
I mean for what I usually smoke and drink it
wasn't a different day.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Yes, at least not back then.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
And so.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
I mean, this was a good what six years ago.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Long story short.
It all worked out because mystepmom wrote it off and got an
insurance claim for the bike.
There was some damage a littlebit of.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
There was a dent in the fuel tank and then some
cosmetic shit.
But it fired up and ran.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Everything was still good and then now my parents, my
stepmom.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
She took the money and got this crazy ridiculous
couch and yeah, yeah I think theinsurance money paid better
than it would have if she soldthe bike.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah, oh for sure it always does, and right before
they came to tow it away.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
I did a burnout on it .
It was good to go.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
He wanted another round too with it.
Oh yeah.
I was like this time you won.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
He didn't learn his lesson.
The first time.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
You can't stop halfway.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Did I ever show you the burnout video?
No, you take a lot of videos.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
A lot of cool shit happens in my life and you know
we would love for you to tagthose on our podcast, spencer.
With that being said, guys,jesse, thank you so much for
coming on this week.
Spencer, thanks for coming backand just sitting in with us.
We appreciate that.
We've got to give a shout-outto our sponsors, the Big Apple,
(43:56):
for letting us do our podcastout here.
That's why you hear all theplanes in the background.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
We're right next to the airport.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yes, yes, and you know we've got to give a
shout-out to Kevin over there atthe Bedford Snowball and Big
Al's Snow Cones Listeners.
Thank you so much.
We will do it again here in acouple weeks.
Jesse, thank you again andwe're out guys.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Peace Catch you next time, guys.
Much continued sex.
that escalator slash elevator tech guy he just starts
cussing me.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
What are you smoking?
What?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
kind of cigarettes you smoke can't be smoking out
here.
The fuck are you doing?
I'm like whoa buddy, hey, hey,no, you can't fucking smoke out
here, dude.
I'm like hey, you can't cuss atme, we don't know each other
like that.
And he's like I'll get yourbadge number and I said here it
is, take a picture of it.
(00:31):
I'm gonna smile.
And I, before, as this is goingdown, I'm opening the elevator
for him and I'm like here, goget in.
And he's all just cussing methe whole time, as I'm, you know
, flashing my badge on the thingtaking this up the elevator.
I'm walking out of the elevator.
He all just cussing me thewhole time, as I'm, you know,
flashing my badge on the thingtaking this up the elevator.
I'm walking out of the elevator, he's just cussing me.
I'm like hey, you got issues,man, but it's not with me.
(00:53):
Have a good one.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Manage dad, not me, forgive you.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh man, all right, oh , we are.
Oh hey, welcome back guys.
I didn't even know what's goingon.
Episode 16.
Yes, I'm Chris and, as always,my very, very esteemed co-host,
(01:24):
blake Blake, and this week we'reexcited to have a very awesome
guest for you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Mitch, there too Well yes, and we've got an extra one
sitting in today.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
So first off, jesse, welcome to the show.
Thank you so much for makingtime for us this week.
Appreciate it and then back atit again.
Is Spencer?
Spencer, welcome back.
You know, just timing'severything.
So thanks for sitting in onthis one.
I love it when a plan comestogether.
(01:59):
I would like to start, jesse,with give us a little bit of
background where you worked andhow long you worked at what
airports?
Okay, I don't know how far backthis was Probably about 15 years
ago I started at Terminal E12at Tequilaria, at the DFW.
At the DFW airport.
(02:19):
We were talking about that withJohn.
Yeah, love that bar, it'sprobably cute.
Oh so, oh yeah, you knew JohnTeams, john Teams.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked withhim.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
He was on our last episode.
Yeah, was he really?
I was like I remember Jesse andSean worked there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sean.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
We talked about that off air, I think the last two
years that they were have acontract going, so from there we
got transferred over to Chili's, which was worst.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, he talked about that too.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, and what year was this what you started to
kill her?
you know, 15 years ago, whateverthat.
What is that 2010?
Yeah, oh, wow.
Yeah, I was around there.
I was working for the samecompany and I knew Nishant and
(03:16):
I'm sure we bumped into eachother, but I didn't really
really know you until youstarted over with us at where we
work now, at the Cantina.
Yeah, after Chili's, I went tocanton.
Uh, because of irena it wasirena's, the ones with good old
irena.
Yeah, that chili's was probablyone of the uh, only restaurants
that I worked at where I gavetwo shits about.
I went there late every fuckingday and that's very unlikely.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Um, I would no call no shows, all that fun stuff I
hated, hated it, but they ran sowell they didn't care.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Sure, yeah.
What did you hate most aboutthis isn't really what our
show's about.
It's not a ranting platform,but go ahead, jesse.
No, it's just the managementteam.
There was horrible man.
So I was at Tequilariabartending Ben.
You don't know anything abouthorrible management, but go on,
(04:09):
probably not as much as you do,yeah, yeah, no, it's not go,
jesse but we are winning but no,uh, yeah.
So I was at uh, tequilabartending and from there I went
to chili's and then didn't wantto step on anybody's toes at
Chili's, so I decided to Serve.
(04:30):
So I did that for a while and Iwas constantly asking them.
I was like, hey, when are yougonna transfer me over to the
bar?
Whenever you're a comedian, sowhat not?
That took forever.
So that's when I started justnot giving a damn.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
You know, yeah, like alright, I get it yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
so from like I said, Irene told us about Cantina.
Then, yeah, so from like I said, Irene told us about Cantina,
then transferred over there,started working with.
Blake was one of my trainers,along with Ryan.
Ryan was a shit show the veryfirst day I was there that
sounds about right.
Yeah, he got really pissed off,I remember at me because.
So, just for our listeners, weworked a long time with this
(05:01):
couple, ryan and Charlie.
They're great guys when theywanted to be.
It takes a little bit to getused to them.
Yeah, absolutely.
After that incident.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Ryan and I were very close, but then once you're cool
, you're cool.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
To describe him, I would just have to say San
Francisco.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
And I always go along very well with his husband
Charlie Think about how have tosay San Francisco and I always
got along very well with hishusband.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Charlie, think about how you think of San Francisco.
That reminds me of Ryan, yeahand Spencer, you're interrupting
the show.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Just go over there and get your Modelo.
Did y'all want this?
Yeah, we're good, take it takeit away.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And get your Modelo?
Did y'all want this?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, we're good, take it, Take it away.
You know what?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You guys can't see right now.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Chris is waving over a piece of pizza to his mouth.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
As you were saying, jesse.
Yeah, the whole Ryan thing.
I remember when I was firsttraining, ryan got pissed off
because I went for a break toeat and the person that sent me
(06:18):
on that break was Robert.
So he got pissed off and atthat time I think it was a
horrible thing and Robert wasour GM in regionals for years.
Even at the location we're atnow, he was the GM and the GM
for a while.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he lovedme and yeah, he was freaking
awesome.
He loved all of us.
Yeah, well, his kids are goingto be all right.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You know, if I wasn't , he knew we'd get the job done
every day.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Might be a little late.
I'm in trouble.
Give me a hand, alright.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
What was the girls that worked there, jojo,
stephanie and JoJo.
At that time Jo didn't very,she didn't like me very much.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
She didn't like me very much Because of.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Brian, they were close at that point.
Click going on there.
They wanted to get me firedbecause of that, but afterwards
we all got along.
We all saw.
They just had to warm up to you, Jesse.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, but we're talking about the airport with
that cutthroat money.
It's good money.
If you don't fit in with themafia group, they will push you
out.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Blake was the first guy.
I was like, okay, cool, he'sgoing to take me to his wedding
and go from there, which dadtakes you in your swing, you
know.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
But yeah, I remember you going on a New Orleans trip
with old Joe After yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I'm telling you afterwards we all got along, we
all lived happily ever after.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, we went to New Orleans with Crystal.
I remember we planned that tripbut then Jose gave them the
days off instead of me so I hadto stay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Every night you called me likeI wish it was you here, I wish
it was you.
I wish it was you, we wereworking mornings together.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
At that point, Dude, that day, or when we were out
there, man, it was a.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
This is shit too, man so my buddy Dave, just for
clarity, though JoJo and Crystalfucking Yocum, those ladies can
drink.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh yeah, and they drink Well if you put them
together.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
We're the big alcoholic men, some of us here
at this table, If you put themtogether they just go zero to
100, and it's just season.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Spencer, tell the listeners how tall you are, sir.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'm 6'5", 220 pounds.
And these ladies wouldout-drink me on a fucking
Tuesday afternoon at 2 pm.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's when I would get in trouble, when I would
work morning shifts with one ofthem.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
And they're like, aren't the other?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
ones waiting for us at Boomer Jack.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I've never had Boomer Jacks at 4 o'clock in the
afternoon made it about 5 milesaway to a local bar I like the
Apple where we're at now andgone to sleep in the parking lot
Because after 5 minutes ofdriving I was like you shouldn't
be doing this.
But the wrong people to driveyeah, those women, they can put
down some booze.
So to go on a New Orleans tripwith them, you better eat your
Wheaties.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh yeah, absolutely.
I think I was the only one thatdidn't drink as much, because I
already knew what was going tohappen.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Like, all right, I got to take care of myself Like
everyone's losing arrestedprobably, so what?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
happened was yeah.
What had happened, my buddyDave.
I already knew he was going toget shit fixed, so I was like,
hey, give me your phone.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I'm going to put the GPS on you so.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I can track you, I just don't know where you are
Because it's going to happen,which is exactly what happened
and we don't know where you are,and it's New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
There's bars everywhere.
It's straight at the bar whichone, there's 17.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Dude, so you know.
Hours go by, obviously, a wholebunch of drinks later we're
trying to find this guy and he'snowhere to be found.
So I pull up my phone and tryto look at the GPS and I'm like
I call him afterwards.
I'm like Dave, what the fuckare you doing in front of the
jailhouse in New Orleans?
It's not too far from BourbonStreet, it it's not too far from
(10:03):
Bourbon Street.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It should be close.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I was going to say they plant that shit out.
Yeah, we are.
Oh, I was looking for more bars, those are the wrong kind of
bars man.
Yeah, exactly, I'm like dude,fucking, stay there, I'm going
to come get you.
Just stand right there, don'ttalk to anybody.
Yeah, don't look at anybody,dude, I thought it was going to
be a fun time.
It was just babysitting.
(10:25):
How did the ladies do?
They did fine.
I mean, compared to Dave,fucking Dave.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Which was a low bar.
Yeah, I mean but them too, theyhad their moments where they
would get all frustrated and cry.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Dave was not a bartender.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I take it, dave was not a bartender.
Yeah it, dave was not abartender.
Yeah, I think he worked with usas well at one point in time.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Maybe for like a week or so Dave's been at the
airport before there was somepoint where he came in and out
of Cantina, maybe even bartendedat.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Rodeo.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
He could be making that up.
Yes, I think so.
Is he?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
still working at the airport?
No, I could be making that up.
Yes, I think so.
So you're at the airport.
No, he lives in Miami.
So you've worked at the airportfor 15 years.
Jesse, you also worked atanother airport.
Yeah, after all that.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
You also worked at.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Maggiano's at DFW.
Oh, I worked everywhere at theairport.
Yeah, if you want to go withlike.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, yeah, I've been to.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Bennigan's.
I've been to Rodeo Cantina,chili's Cowboys, tequila, ria.
I opened a few bars for HMSHost at some point in time.
Yeah, jesse, you're a littleslut.
Yeah, I bounced aroundAbsolutely, but that's DFW Like.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I've bounced around for 15 years I've been there,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Like you got to follow the money and open the
new stores.
That's typically where thebetter money's at Play sex.
Just go somewhere else andafter two years they pretty much
push you out of every companyanyhow.
So fired for a legitimatereason.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, I've been at the same spot for 10 years,
Spencer, but whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You should have been fired 100 times, bro.
Oh yeah, hey, we've gotten introuble because of the shit you
do.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Thank God, you were never my manager.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Every customer that comes in.
Isn't that guy, chris, that youdo the podcast with?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You know whenever I'm showing up?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Isn't he the guy that bought everybody at the bar
shots?
Every time I was here,everybody at the bar shots every
time I was here.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I'm like yeah that's why we keep doing it.
I just had people come all theway to the D extension, which is
far as up from Cantina and B.
They'd be like, yeah, we wereat this bar over in Terminal B.
The bartender was just a dick.
So we got up and left and thenI'd text Chris hey, send me a
selfie real quick.
And I'm like is it this guy?
They're like yeah that's theguy, that's the dude.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
He's known all through the airport Jesse so out
of the two airports, what didyou?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
like better.
Tell me about the clientele,the clientele.
They're all stupid all around.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Why don't you go to the around?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Bravo, my friend.
But as far as like convenience.
Except for our regularslistening to the show.
Yeah, as far as convenience towork there, it's a lot easier to
work at Love Field, for sure.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, I would say yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Instead of having to show up about 45 minutes prior
to your shift.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And everybody that's there is around you.
You're not like, well, all theactions in the other.
No, it's all here.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I would tell people constantly.
And people pay.
People want to fly, they payextra to fly with Southwest and
stuff they don't.
They're stuck with AmericanAirlines to those destinations.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Let's just say you're not going to make it to the
LITs.
Yeah, garbage person.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Or 21-year-old either or the dumbest question that I
would receive at Love Field isdirections.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I'm like dude to the left or right, it's just a giant
team.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What term are we in?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You're in one term.
You're in the term.
This is the whole airportWelcome.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, although the worst thing about Love Field
I've noticed in the two daysI've worked there is if you've
got to take a shit, you're SOL.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
They're just constantly aligned for the
stalls.
Well, the bathrooms weren'tmade for that size airport,
because that airport was made.
No, there's three stalls andlike six urinals.
They can only fly to thetouching states.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Spencer, please enlighten our audience.
What's going on?
You're back in another airport.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh, love Field yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Transferred over to the canteen at Lovefield.
Awesome, Good luck with that,my friend.
Tell all the old people that weknow over there hello.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
The middle of the airport where everyone would
walk through.
They decided to come and buildlittle patio bars for every
single restaurant, so nowthere's twice as many bars.
I heard about that.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's pretty cool.
I like it.
That was why they tried to keepit at Maggiana.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
More chairs.
The more chairs you got, themore money you're going to make
At the end by gates 1 through 5,.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Is anybody walking all the way down to make sure?
Hey, is the plane here.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It's basically in the middle.
Anyways, you can see it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It's so close on that side that you could see it in
the middle of your face, so youphysically have to walk right
past the bar to sit down.
That's why like crew.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Everyone that entered the airport walks past it.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
It's the first thing you see, it's the first thing,
and people came in, whether theymeant to be there or not.
Yeah, they even have a littlepatio now.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yes, I've never seen people sitting at it.
It's the worst thing that couldever have happened, ever met.
You've got a whole restaurantand then there's a patio behind
it that you can't see, that youhave to go all the way through
the kitchen, through the backdoor of the dish pit to get to
it.
You'd have six tables have beensitting out there for 20
minutes and you had no idea.
There was nobody out therewatching.
And then every time you try toget there you have to walk by 60
(15:40):
, 70 people to get just to thekitchen, so You're getting
flagged down 20 times.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
The escalator is coming up from TSA, 10 feet away
from that patio.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
We've been on the patio for 20 minutes and
someone's coming to talk.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I was walking through the traffic 15 of those.
Sorry, it must be easier toexit and come back through TSA.
Just follow the flow.
It really is.
That was amazing.
I saw Lindsey walking throughthe other day.
I was like oh hey, she's thatcrew.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's like what are you doing?
I was like I'm leaving theairport too.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Like we always say, it always comes back around.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
It's funny, working at different airports seeing
people from BMW the same people,I swear.
For the last 15 years it's thesame group of 100 people that
just bartend and serve.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Let's go back and forth the airport's here.
You see the same managers, yousee the same employees, oh yeah.
Same everything, same beer guys, same whatever Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Jesse.
So we want to talk about peopleyou haven't seen, or you've at
least seen once.
What about tell me about somecelebrity encounters?
I know you've met some famouspeople out there.
I've made a carrot top.
I met tyson.
That was your favorite rightyeah I've met carrots up, he's
interesting.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah when you see him in person,
he's jacked he's like superjacked or something like roids
and all makes a judge.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah yeah, but yeah, I've seen uh seeing carrot top,
seeing mike tyson.
Uh, luke ryan.
Uh, what's that girl's namethat was in twilight?
Oh uh, kristen.
Yes, what was her name?
Kristen stewart, yeah, stewart.
I've seen Owen Wilson's brother.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yes, Luke Wilson Over at, does he have a big job as
well.
Waited on Owen.
Well, his hasn't been broken.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Right Must have not talked as much trash, or he was
a stronger brother.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
He was very to himself man.
I remember meeting him at thebar at Tequila Ria.
He just came in casually satdown, pulled out his newspaper
hat, just carried it to himself.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And finally we went in one together.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I was like that guy looks a lot like.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
That's the common denominator with celebrities in
the airport.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You can almost spot them out, because they have a
newspaper.
Like who the fuck reads anewspaper and sunglasses and a
sport coat, when I Like who thefuck reads a newspaper nowadays
and sunglasses and a sport coatWith a sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
When I met Christopher Lloyd, he was
reading a newspaper.
When.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I met Christopher Lloyd.
He was reading a newspaper.
What year?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
was the newspaper.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
So this is like 2000.
It was like 2011, 2012.
Piss off.
And then you guys saw LittleDicky, right.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
And I was super jealous as well.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
He waved at us yeah, I was on my way to work, and
then you texted me, Blake.
You yelled at me did you fuckwith the wolf?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, I was like that's when I got introduced to
Little Dicky because of Blake.
Oh, pillow talk, yeah, and thenafter that Pillow talk will
sink you.
It was a freaky Friday afterthat.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Awesome, it's been a lot of people.
Have you watched Dave yet?
All of it.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I watched the first season and then I fell off.
The second season wasn't allthat interesting.
That's why I fell off.
But yeah, it was a lot ofpeople, a lot of people.
You run into a lot of stupidpeople too.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Well, yes, there's something special about the
airport People just go fullretard.
It's like just calm down.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Read the signs.
The thing is is they won't lifttheir head one inch and look up
at all the signs that areposted, freaking every what five
feet.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Ten feet, literally, like even coming through the
terminal, like people don't knowwhich way to go.
They're driving, everyone'sdriving.
You can't stop in the middle ofthe freaking highway.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
It's funny, these same people that would never
stop and ask people fordirections if they were driving
at last, will all of a sudden,at the airport, instead of using
their phone or whatever, willall of a sudden ask everyone.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Excuse me, do you work here?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
And they always ask the guy with full hands Like,
hey, while you're carrying thoseeight cups and those two plates
, let me ask you a quickquestion how much time you got?
It blows my mind how there'llbe four employees standing
around and people always ask theperson that's doing something.
It's the same as the dirty seat.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, the dirty seat.
It was happening to me amillion times yesterday.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Someone left five seconds before.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Or the furthest away.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Whenever they ask for directions I mean, it is quite
a big, large Every time someonewalks up to the bar.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
There's 20 open chairs.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
They want to sit in the furthest one away from the
bartender, like, oh look,there's the bartender, let me
sit in this chair all the way inthe corner.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
That's like we always talk about.
You know, we've got 23 seats.
One seat will be dirty becausesomebody just got up and you
can't clean it up fast enoughand one person 22 other seats
they could sit at and they wantthe one dirty seat every single
damn time.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
And I'll even mess with them.
I'll throw some more stuff onthere and be like you know what.
Let me make this a littledirtier, for you.
Or the same when people sit inthe farthest corner.
No-transcript.
I'm not a dick like you are,bartender, but I'm a smart ass.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Well, I only do when they start rushing me once
they've sat at the desk.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
That is when it comes down to it.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
You did this to yourself I'm working on.
Can I get a meeting?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Do you want this in front of you?
Are you going to finish thisLike, let me get there One of
the perks about working at theairport as a bartender though
you have more that you can getaway with.
Oh, for sure, you can say stuffto customers.
For sure, say any of that, orthe things that we used to say
or still do for you guys,streetside that'll fly.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
No, uh, street side, that'll fly.
No, it does not fly street side.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, you're not on federal property streets I mean,
that is nice.
Yeah Well, fuck with thebartender.
It's a good backup.
I love that.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
At the airport Just it was nice Some extent.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Oh, real quick, Since it's on the news the naked lady
oh, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
We would love you to share your personal footage with
us.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I've shown a couple people atthe bar and they're like, oh my
god, I saw that man.
They're freaking out about it.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, you know what they're talking about.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
No idea, you didn't see the naked lady, all right so
wait, wait, wait for our, forour listeners, which I believe
spencer is going to, to let usput up his own personal footage.
A lot of you guys have already.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
That still worked for the company.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's your own personal footage.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I was on the clock wearing a mask.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Okay, spencer, we got you Just show Jesse.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I'll show Jesse, y'all can see it on.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
TMZ and shit it's even on TikTok, I didn't post it
but somebody else did.
If you look up Naked Lady atVFW, it's going to pop up, so
tell us all about it.
Spencer, what happened?
I was just.
It was like a freakingWednesday.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
It was a Friday, yeah .
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Because I remember he sent it to me like an hour
after I left the airport.
We had a Helsinki flight goingto Finland, so it was slow
because the big flight blockstwo of our four gates down there
.
So we had nothing going on.
We're all just standing aroundand this chick's in this
sundress starts dancing.
I'm like I tell the otherbartender, I'm like, hey, man,
check it out, bro, check it out,because she was swirling around
enough that it was flying upand you could see her butt
cheeks.
She didn't have no panties on.
Has anybody thrown?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
dollars.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I was like bro, she ain't got no drawers on, and so
the other bartender was standingthere checking it out for a
minute and then she proceeds tojust lift the dress up and get
completely butt naked.
She had nothing on under it andthen she starts dancing around
and yelling out this is how wewere meant to be.
And I'm like, oh my God, she'sgot to be awesome to do shrooms
(23:21):
with.
Look how free she is.
And then she ends up going upto our little uh, coffee store
because we have water bottleswarm ones just sitting on a rack
.
It starts opening them up andlike slinging them in the air as
she's dancing and shit.
So the manager had to run overand that's the point where
you're like, all right, that'swhen the gm was like, okay, now
I gotta intervene.
So we had already called thecops at this point.
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But now he's trying to get thewater bottles away from her.
She, She'd walked over to thetwo gates gates three and four
and the screens up top, the bigTV screens, so you know,
boarding group, whatever.
Blah, blah, blah.
She was throwing her phone atit Like she jumped up and
punched the first one and thenwent over to the second one and
started throwing her phone at itand she destroyed that TV.
But every time she'd pitch herphone up and it'd bounce off the
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TV, she'd catch it again.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So I don't think it was alcohol.
She had some sort of reflexes?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
yeah, I mean she had dexterity, was on point and eye
coordination was totally there.
Weren't the cops trying to takeher from Dude?
No, the cops didn't show up forlike 20 minutes, which is super
rare in the airport.
Usually they're there in 45seconds minute and a half tops.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
They're like ah, naked drunk lady is what they
probably thought we're not in ahurry to get there.
Let's make sure TMZ gets theirfootage.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
She starts walking around talking to some of the
other employees it's stilltotally new to this point Doing
a little thrust, intimidatingCheck this out towards people.
The GM's following aroundmaking sure she doesn't hurt
anyone or herself, and then shestarts beelining it towards our
kitchen slash emergency door.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, you can't be bad.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
So he goes down there running after her, stops her
from going out the emergencyfire exit door and then she
tries to go into the kitchenwith knives and stuff in there.
He took a little force, he bodychecked her into the wall, so
she bounces off and hits theground.
He gave her a good Debo slam.
That's my bad, Tony.
Then she hits the ground sorather than getting up, she just
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spreads her legs and startsplaying with herself right there
on the floor.
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
What?
And you have all this on camera.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I don't have all that .
Speaker 3 (25:22):
At that point she walked past the bar.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No wonder you don't want to share.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
That's not my problem anymore, so then the GM is
standing in front of her, tryingto block the view of things,
and she reaches up and grabs apencil out of his shirt pocket
oh, okay, great.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
And starts oh, I heard about this.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yes, and he's bald.
So I mean, she's stabbing himin the head two or three times,
it starts gushing blood prettyseverely, so he's bleeding all
over the floor, all over her.
He's trying to grab the pencilback from her so he grabs her
arm and she goes and just bitesthe shit out of his.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotpictures of it too.
Oh man, jesus, yeah, when itwas all said and done and the
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cops had to sedate her to gether out of there, yeah, at that
point the EMS had to strap herdown and sedate her.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Never heard of that before.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, once you started it so badly but.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I'll never be able to say that again you had to have
to work, go to the hospital toget blood tests, because they
were like we don't know if shehas anything, she bit you.
That's a bodily fluid transfer.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You need to go get your blood taken.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Like them some drugs.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
You might need a test .
Yeah, you might be a zombie.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
So at the end of it everyone was like oh wow, you
know it was kind of funny.
We were laughing like man, shejust got crazy.
And then it escalated quickly.
But as they left we seen thecops talking to like a six,
seven-year-old girl and we'relike what the hell is that?
Apparently she had her daughterflying with her, so then went
from funny to not funny.
Super sad, yeah, like damn.
That lady's going through someshit.
Jesus, she just lost custodyfor sure.
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Oh, 100%, 100% On federalproperty.
Yeah, yeah, and flight yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Like there's no telling what charges they racked
up.
You sold a battery at anairport employee on federal
property yeah, federal assault,good luck.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
A felony assault charge that's not going to be
good, and destruction of federalproperty that's probably going
to be a bad one too, just whenyou think you're abandoning a
child to some new shit happenson three o'clock on a friday
like yeah, it wouldn't even theairport wasn't busy and as I'm
walking through security to theterminal, I see this guy on the
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bench.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I think it was papa cito's.
I was right, right besideMaggiano's, so they had a bench
out there, anyway.
So I'm walking towards our gateand then all of a sudden I see
this guy like pull out a needleand stuff like that.
And oh, wow.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, then Okay, jesse's, jesse's.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Jesse's now viewing the naked lady.
Show me that here in a secondFogus.
Let now viewing the naked lady.
Show me that here in a secondFocus.
I can't multitask like that.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I can't watch, react and tell a story.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Jesse, let's get you back on track.
Spencer's going to get anotherbeer, but this guy while I'm
walking down and I see this guypull out a needle and he starts
shooting up.
I'm like I do that double take.
Look right, and I'm likethere's no way.
There's no way he's about to dothat.
It's his insulin, bro.
And then I see this flightattendant walk up to her and
(28:13):
it's like sir, you can't do that.
And I'm like thismotherfucker's really about to
shoot up right here.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
He don't care.
I was like, how did you getthat needle inside here, don't
care.
I was like, how did you?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
get that needle inside here.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
First off, how did that happen?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You know, what I mean .
It's his insulin, bro, bro, thethings that you see, I'm
telling you.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
And then I just walked casual, like oh it's just
another day at the airport.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Well, that was the first story from our first
episode, the lady dropping herbag of cocaine in the park.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, that was a crazy night.
It's an everyday thing.
I almost got my ass kicked by aUFC fighter at freaking
Luffield.
Do tell I didn't even know.
I didn't even know he was a UFCfighter or low-ranked or
whatever Busy day as usual,we're fucking working making
(29:01):
drinks left and right.
Aisha, my wife was working withme that day and she starts, you
know, attending to him givinghim drinks and he starts just
like every other guy, justchilling by himself drinking and
then next thing you know, likethree beers later he starts
getting like more loud andacting like he's talking to the
(29:23):
neighbors and like they all knoweach other.
And then he started buyingpeople's drinks.
And then obviously those aresigns yeah, you need to pump the
brakes.
Well, next thing you know it, Ithink he started trying to spit
game at my wife and I was like,hey, man, just a heads up.
That's my wife like pump thebrakes.
And yeah, chill out right yeah,and then he started getting
(29:44):
really hell of aggressive withme.
So I started getting aggressivewith him too verbally.
Obviously I was like dude, youneed to chill, if not, we're
going to give you the boot.
You got to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
This guy gets up off of his chair.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
He's probably like his size, if not taller, spencer
size.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Because everybody looks the same size from the
seat you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
And then I just looked up to him and I was like
all right, well, this is goingto go two ways here we go.
So I was like I pulled thatline.
I was like, dude, you want togo home or you want to go jump,
you choose what you want to do.
And he's all, like you know,saying, anyways, whatever.
I was like like you need to go,you know, pay your tab and get
(30:30):
the hell out of here.
And um, apparently, while allthat was going on, the neighbor
doesn't sound like you wereintimidated at all, jesse.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Oh, I was fucking.
Well, I didn't know.
At this point again, I didn'tknow he was a ufc fighter.
Yeah, it's just this guy calledcrazy in the barn.
You're the one that has tocontrol it, because the
manager's definitely not goingto.
So I put that guy in jail yeahand um.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Later, once I went back to the bar, the guy that he
was talking to his neighbor waslike hey, you know how.
You were talking to a UFCfighter, right?
Not that it mattered, but ifthings would have gotten
physical, I don't know how itwould have ended for you.
I was like glad it didn't.
I'm glad we didn't get there.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I'll tell you two things when it happened, I was
hitting him and he was hittingthe ground.
Yeah, yeah, that guy he.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I mean when security was called, I mean security
again, like you guys said,they're on point, so they were
there within like Especially inthat airport.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, where else could they be?
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
They took him in real quick, and they don't ask
questions, they arrest him, theyreact first, and then they'll
figure it out they remove youfrom the scene, point them out
and then that's it.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
They go over there, we'll figure it out Now.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Anytime I've had to call them for violent things,
they come out full tactical gear, like the AR-15s and the full
vest and bulletproof.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Especially in D and international.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
They don't fuck around at all like there's
panels in the wall that justopen up and they come out like
these aren't even warm.
These guys came out of ropes inthe ceiling.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't know what's happening.
There were ninjas in theshadows there was.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah, there's always two or three cops that have sat
around doing nothing but drinkcoffee all day, waiting for
something to happen.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
That's what they do every day when they get to work,
they are just rainy.
All right, coffee.
Let me go get my coffee.
That's what I do when I get towork.
Let me get some espresso, let'sgo.
I've already had an energydrink in the car.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Let's get some espresso, and then let's have
another coffee or energy drinklater, and then let's have
another coffee or energy drinklater.
So, jesse, what was yourfavorite place to work at?
Tequila, yeah, right on E12.
This is old school back in theday oh yeah, oh yeah, that
terminal was the only terminalthat closed, necessarily.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
You worked at E.
Well see, when they closed thetequila place, they turned it
into Blue Mesa and I went andopened that up.
Yes, so I worked at the samelocation, but just different.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
So check it out In 2001?
No, didn't it turn into SonnyBryant's later then?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
No, sonny Bryant's was in Terminal B, or what was
it?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Smash Brothers.
Now it's like Love Shack.
Tim loves Love Shack yeah yeah,yeah, because I fly out of Gate
11 to go to Seattle.
But no, e12 was definitely oneof the best terminals because I
met my boy, nishant.
Nishant.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I still talk to to this day Motherfucker's crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
So that's the thing.
Back in 2001, when I started, Istarted at Gate e12 and it was
a vintage texas before it turnedinto tequila ria yeah yeah,
yeah so I think, you were my momat one point.
Yes, I did probably.
Yes, no, I did.
Yeah, yeah, your mom knows mewell, not like that.
No, I don't make that verycrystal clear there's no your
(33:42):
mom jokes here.
I was a good boy, but yeah, nowe used to bang work in like
four to five hours.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Yeah, Bro we made stupid money, Dude our airport
money used to be six, eighthundred a shift.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Dude, it was great and, of course, nishan and I
being the age that we were, goblow it that same night, go to a
bar, fucking, shut that placedown and just open tab.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
So Deshaun and I, Stay in tinny gloves for lunch.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well, I don't know about that.
We would always take turns onpicking up the tab, so no matter
whether it was fucking 50 bucksor 500.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
We left with cash in hand that day.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
That was amazing man.
I think the highest I mean theshop got to rack up was about
$500.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Respectable.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Ask me now if I was good and that was without lap
dances, right oh?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
obviously, but it was fantastic.
Memories are worth more thanmoney.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, I had a fantastic time.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I remember when y'all came out to see me and we went
out to old uptown when I livedin Dallas is that when Nishant
tore his ACL jumping out of abar, he jumped out of a chair.
That was when I first startedno, no, no.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
We were walking down the street, or whatever street
that was in Dallas, and we wereheaded to get some pizza.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, yeah, well, we were, we were, we were off
McKinney, and then we were atkung-fu, and then we're going to
LA.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Gourmet.
I remember that night.
I remember LA Gourmet is thebest pizza.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yes, and it was open till 4 in the morning.
Yeah, go in and get a slice ofwas incredible.
They made their own ranch therewas a line out the door.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
McKinney Street every drunk person yes, I get a line
out the door.
In McKinsey Every drunk personwould wait.
Let me get a slice of this.
Walking around and he sees abench or a pole that he tried to
jump Something I don't know,but he decided to go.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
He wanted to look cool.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, he landed, did not stick to landing, fucked up
his ACL and been fucking withhim ever since.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Good times.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
You're welcome, Michonne Shout out, michonne, we
need to get him on the show.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
That would be great.
He's up in New York now.
Every single time he comes totown he's always calling me.
I bumped into him, rememberwhen I worked out at Cowboys
with you.
That was the last time I sawhim.
Michonne was about a year and ahalf ago two years, which
Cowboys?
Because I worked at the fwn.
Love you, oh, I meant at love.
I did not work at anywhere elsebut there at love.
(36:09):
Yeah, yeah, he was probablyflying out because he wasn't.
Yeah, yeah, man, that guy, lovethat guy.
Good kid party animal.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Um, remember him getting us kicked out of an
airport bar.
Possibly one time Allegedly,when we called yeah, allegedly,
whenever allegedly, me andNishant got off of a shift it
was a morning shift and then theRangers were in the World
Series and yeah, so we stoppedbecause the game was playing
(36:40):
while we were at work.
And yeah, I remember we calledJesse and Nishant was here, so
Jesse was like quit and then thebartender politely was like
yeah, because of him, you guysgotta go, yeah that guy can go
to zero.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
We were there for like a half yeah, and he's like
yeah, you guys gotta go Iremember that one time, one
point in time, he went to atexas tech game with you, I
think oh, he went to.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Uh, oh, he went to something, some football.
Oh OU Texas yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Boomer, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Well, it's at the State Fair.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, it's at the State Fair.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
It's insane.
It's a game in the middle of aState Fair.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
It's insane.
You can get a corny dog.
Watch the game.
Get you a $15 beer.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Y'all were calling me left and right a game.
Get you a $15 beer and call it.
Yeah, Y'all were calling meleft and right.
Y'all need to come.
I think I was at work.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, you had to work that day.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
You and.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Chris had to work.
It's no way, Trust me.
I want to be there, but I can'tJust let it happen.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Just come on in, yeah , and then I think he was so
sick the next day he missed workor something.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It sounds like N.
Yeah, it's uh good times man, Ihad a blast working at the
airport, man, I got to meet alot of great people, exactly you
guys.
Yeah, y'all are freakingamazing.
There's not a lot of peoplethat I still keep in contact
with, uh, from the airport.
So that's what happens when youhave all those damn kids.
Jesse, yeah, four, yeah, yeah,that'll do it.
Brand new one, yeah, she justturned one.
March, oh yeah, baby girl, Ilove it.
One more, and then probably I'mgood, another, really well, I
(38:15):
thought for sure you'd get thesnippy snip, but not yet.
You know what kudos do thatmore, and then I'll call it,
I'll throw in the towel.
I finally pulled the trigger.
I'm buying a bigger car.
Well, you have to.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yes, congratulations I hated my minivan at first.
I fell in love with that thing.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Well, then you put the hemi orwhatever in it.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Well, I remember the first day I got in that after
work and you had the loud, theloud back in there.
It's like I've never seen it soit's like a what it's like an
old school Astrovan and it's allsouped up or something.
It was crazy, and then you allhad it all tricked out, painted.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Shad carpet inside Some toils bumping.
When the motor blew, it blew ahead gasket.
So when the motor blew, I founda 5.4 LS that they put in the
front-wheel drive Monte Carlos,oh yeah, and I was like, well
shit, I mean, it's only like 100more horse, but at least it's
the V8 sound, and it was theonly LS that was already mocked
(39:17):
up for a front-wheel drive setup.
So yeah, when I replaced themotor, I put an LS in it, and
then I ended up breaking themotor mounts, doing a burnout at
Corey's house, and so yeah, themotor mounts busted out of the
block and I was like, well,there's no fixing that.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Minivans have a shit ton of horsepower.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
I didn't know that and they usually have well not
the Chevys, the ones thatSpencer built, they carry a lot
more power, yeah, a lot moreweight.
So the only problem I had withthat van was I had to put
auxiliary transmission coolerson it, because the transmissions
weren't designed for all theweight.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
But I miss that van.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
But you know a guy that can do that?
Yeah, Spencer.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Spencer is a master mechanic, especially with my
cars what do you think Chris'scar tab would?
Be right now.
Spencer, can you do me a favorand build me a Ninja Turtles
pizza van with all the sliding?
Speaker 3 (40:16):
doors and shit.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yeah, my son's my step mom's motorcycle.
Yes, why don't you tell ourviewers this is a drunk story
that goes along with?
Why don't you tell our viewersthis is a drunk story that goes
along with bars?
Why don't you?
Tell our viewers about themotorcycle wreck when you were
helping my mom change out heroil in her motorcycle.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
It's a great story, spencer.
I love this one.
I put a new battery in it,changed the fluids, oil change,
air filter, all that got itrunning up and then, uh, she had
laid it down and parked it andnever rode it after that.
So I got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I was test driving.
It went around the block acouple times, took the wife for
a ride, that was fun.
Took the cousin for a ride.
Then, uh, coming back into thehouse, the fucking front blower,
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as I was braking, it justlocked like I don't know if
there was air in the line orsomething from the previous
right, because I never checkedthe brakes.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
But yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Probably about 25.
Which is enough.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah, that's enough and it was a heavy, heavy bike,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Suzuki Intruder.
I think it was a 1100 or 1200.
It was a big boy.
It was really short, though itwas for a female.
So that 6, 1200 like it was abig boy.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
yeah, it was really short, though it was for a
female, so that's six foot fiveass.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Really shouldn't have been so you're just gonna fly
over the front.
Yep, yeah, I flipped over thefront like I would remember
doing flips through the airwatching the bike slide past me
and I was like, well, this isn'tgood it's not gonna end well,
it's like the beginning of amovie.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
I bet you're wondering what happened to give
me this situation it's just andthen down.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, it's all in slow-mo.
Yeah, the whole family wasstanding out there the kids,
wife, everybody just watching mebounce off the concrete.
My shoulders, my back, my butt,knuckles, arms.
The road rash was rippedthrough the leather jacket.
I'd work hands-on.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Well, unless you had, Spencer, what I'm dying to know
is, and what I'm sure ourlisteners want to know is was
there drugs and alcohol in yoursystem, sir?
I mean, it was a Tuesday, soyou know, sit Well, do you feel
(42:22):
that you were coherent while youwere riding the bike?
Yeah, 100%.
Okay, All right, thisdeposition is going on Right.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
I mean for what I usually smoke and drink it
wasn't a different day.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Yes, at least not back then.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
And so.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
I mean, this was a good what six years ago.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Long story short.
It all worked out because mystepmom wrote it off and got an
insurance claim for the bike.
There was some damage a littlebit of.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
There was a dent in the fuel tank and then some
cosmetic shit.
But it fired up and ran.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Everything was still good and then now my parents, my
stepmom.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
She took the money and got this crazy ridiculous
couch and yeah, yeah I think theinsurance money paid better
than it would have if she soldthe bike.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah, oh for sure it always does, and right before
they came to tow it away.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
I did a burnout on it .
It was good to go.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
He wanted another round too with it.
Oh yeah.
I was like this time you won.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
He didn't learn his lesson.
The first time.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
You can't stop halfway.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Did I ever show you the burnout video?
No, you take a lot of videos.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
A lot of cool shit happens in my life and you know
we would love for you to tagthose on our podcast, spencer.
With that being said, guys,jesse, thank you so much for
coming on this week.
Spencer, thanks for coming backand just sitting in with us.
We appreciate that.
We've got to give a shout-outto our sponsors, the Big Apple,
(43:56):
for letting us do our podcastout here.
That's why you hear all theplanes in the background.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
We're right next to the airport.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yes, yes, and you know we've got to give a
shout-out to Kevin over there atthe Bedford Snowball and Big
Al's Snow Cones Listeners.
Thank you so much.
We will do it again here in acouple weeks.
Jesse, thank you again andwe're out guys.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Peace Catch you next time, guys.
Much continued sex.
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