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EPISODE 18 – “Pizza, Politics, and Puerto Rico”

Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn something (but no promises) as Doug, Ryan, Angelo, and special guest Garrett the Pizza Guy dive headfirst into the world’s hottest topics—with zero filter and zero regard for polite society.

It all starts with a wild tale of a Puerto Rican beach escapade, but quickly spirals into debates about immigration policy, gender identity, and why Uncle Sam can’t stop swiping the national credit card. The guys chop up California’s political glow-up, wonder if tomboys are extinct, and ask the real question: is anyone in D.C. actually doing math?

One minute you’re laughing at a pizza joke, the next you’re questioning your entire worldview. But hey, that’s the magic of four friends talking shit—where the takes are hot, the laughs are hotter, and the debt ceiling is somehow still rising.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Talking Shit.
This is your host.
Don't Know Shit, Doug, and it'sa very special night.
Besides Angelo and Ryan, wehave your favorite pizza guy,
Garrett, in the house tonight.
Everybody, what's up.
What's up.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hey.
We should have had likeapplause, come in.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
when you said that oh , like the cheers yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Like oh, and we all rejoiced it was a very low
budget operation.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Our pause, guy was smoking a cigarette.
We'll put that in a post.
Edit, bring that one backaround.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
You guys might appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
No we won't.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Don't expect much out of our budget.
Chances are this episode won'teven make it.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
I'm still waiting for the last episode I was on.
I kind of think Doug's got thatin his files, he's just beating
it.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I have a Rolodex of things in there.
I love how.
Garrett says this part noactually we had big things
happen here in Talking Shit.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Yo, the studio's looking good.
You guys are to paint it,fucking one.
And a half walls yeah, it's theonly walls you need to see,
right exactly we painted somethings up.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
We're moving things around inside the studio itself
and then, as far as, like onproduction side, we did it like
a whole bunch of stuff on backend recently.
So you're gonna start seeing alot of things, but yo I swear to
God Angelo, you will not makeit through brooding season if
you keep up this comment.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I don't believe it.
Are you going to fucking drownhim?

Speaker 5 (01:32):
No no, no, no, Drown him.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Drown him will be lucky.
I'm chumming water and we'regoing shark fishing.
Oh shit, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, we're gonna.
We're gonna like, yeah, how faryou got to go out for that?
Um, within I think it's likesix and a half feet of water,
and you should be in like sharkarea.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Six and a half feet of water.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yes, six and a half feet of water and you're, and
you're definitely in sharks area.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
I guess that makes sense, because this is a dude
who comes into the shark, uh, tothe shop, and he's always
talking about how he goes, uh,shore fishing for sharks, yeah,
and he'll fucking throw out hisline and he catches like not
Makos, obviously, fucking likethe little guys, like a sand
shark, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Sand sharks, lemon sharks, things like that that go
into the land and they nestlein on like shallow waters.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, you catch those all day.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
You just throw them back right, little sharks,
little sharks, if you thinkabout it when.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
If you think about it when I say six feet of water
you guys are like oh that'spretty shallow, no six feet of
water.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
I can't fucking stand .

Speaker 1 (02:30):
No, exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
You can't stand, angelo, definitely can't stand
People don't comfortably go outto six feet of water.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
But six feet of water is definitely a good,
comfortable place.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
It's like just over my head.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
You don't want to be there.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's not a comfortable spot for you to be
hanging out and chilling.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Maybe if we're in the Bahamas.
I'll go out up to my shouldersIf I'm going to go out
somewhere-.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
To like four feet.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Yeah like four feet?
Yeah, exactly, but on fuckingLong Island and the fucking
hypodermic shores of Jones Beach, fuck no.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, you can't see, okay, you can't see how cold it
is no, you can't.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
If I can't see my feet, oh the second, I go into
the fucking water.
I don't want anything to dowith that shit because I don't
know what's lurking under there.
And he's telling me there'ssharks.
Yo you step on fucking rocks,you step on fucking all these
crazy things Fucking horseshoecrab.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I am not saying that to put fear into anybody.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
No, but I'm not doing that shit.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'm in the water constantly, all season long.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
He was like I am a fish, I'm not going to say the
words he's a gay fish.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
You're in Cajun out there fucking swimming around.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
I love fish sticks.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I went to Puerto Rico .

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Doug, do you like fish sticks?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
In my mouth.
So you're a gay fish.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
So I went to Puerto Rico and we went to Flamingo
Island, which is supposed to belike one of the most Sounds
heterosexual, that's like thefire island of Puerto Rico,
right but the non-gay

Speaker 4 (04:02):
part, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
It's the straight part.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
So we went there.
Look how we had to reiteratethat.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
It's not just a non-gay part, it's definitely a
straight part.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
It's triple straight.
They don't even let the gays in.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
They have to check your straight card before they
let you in the door.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
No rainbow flags.
Here we went swimming and stuffno rainbow flags here we went
swimming and stuff.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
It's beautiful the coral reefs.
You got the beautiful fish andeverything.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Dude, I tell you All, the straight people.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
All the straight people.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
You can want All the straight cock.
That cock was so straight, nocurvature.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
No curvature, no J dick hair, that's no.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
J-dick here, that's what I meant when I said
straight no plastic dicks onthis part.
But the crazy part is yo,there's some fucking local there
and he's got a fucking Big dick.
I mean he basically he might aswell have had a big dick.
He's got a fucking spear gun.
Swimming through the ocean witha fucking spear gun at like
fucking four feet.

(05:07):
Everybody else has got fuckinggoggles on and looking at the
fucking coral reefs and stuff,this guy's shooting little
fucking fish on this thing andhe's pulling them out of the
fucking water, and then thefucking cops come like dude
Eating them like sushi.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know what he was trying to do with them.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
He just beat him right off the spear Because
they're like they're fuckingminuscule, they're dead, so you
can't put them in a fucking, youknow, in his tank, at his house
.
So the cops come and they'relike bro, you can't do this.
And they had to like escort himoff with this fucking like his
little spear gun and shit.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
He's like shooting fucking little fish and there's
little kids swimming around andaround and like this isn't safe.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh my God, nino, hold on a second.
No, no, no, no, hold on asecond, though You've got to
take me to this moment.
So you were there.
In which island?

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Flamingo Island.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I think that's what it was called, so you're there
on Flamingo Island.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
They're on vacation and you're there at, like the
resort Doug took a littleexcursion to this island, okay,
and it's supposed to be like abig tourist spot or whatever.
And then there's the beach thatyou go to.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Describe the boat.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
I mean, there was like sailors everywhere.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Lots of men.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Tons of seamen.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Were they strapping.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Kind of like the one that crashed into the bridge the
other day.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh really, they were all standing on the mast.
Yeah, we were standing on themast, a little Spanish guy.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
A lot of Spanish guys and stuff.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
So yeah, so we took the excursion there and then you
know it was meant for people tojust go and, like you, have
your fucking goggles on and yourlittle snorkel and everything.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Did you have to wear?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
the goggles on the boat, so you're out.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's like COVID.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
To avoid all the semen.
Yes, so hold on.
Everybody's got a lot of semencrossing this river.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Gotta get the snorkel too.
Make sure you don't get it inyour mouth.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
You don't want the semen in your mouth.
You don't want the snorkel.
You don't want the semen inyour mouth, you don't want the
snorkel in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
I think I said something about we're going to
Flamingo Island, I think theysaid put the snorkel in your
mouth.
It's going to get you ready forwhat's about to come.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh, so the reason that I ask you that and I wanted
you to bring me back to thismoment.
So you're hanging out on thisbeach and you're sitting there
and having a good time on thebeach.
No, I'm swimming in the water?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Okay Well yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
You're on the beach having fun with your friends
swimming in the water and you'rechilling out and all of a
sudden, this dude comes out witha spear gun.
He was in the water too.
He's not shooting big fish,which are easier to shoot.
He's actually popping andkilling these little fish.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
I mean it's fucking super impressive Right.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
That's amazing.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
That's super impressive, but it's also
fucking dangerous because he'sshooting little fish and God
forbid he's off a little bit andbang.
He fucking shoot one of thefucking tourists.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
You're 100% correct to be worried about Don't swim
in front of me His.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Rambo, like precision Was pretty impressive, but both
things can be true.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
They're not mutually exclusive, so were you the only
one aroused by that guy.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Or was there other boaters in the water?
There was a lot of peacockinggoing on.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
You were just upset, you didn't have a gun.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
You were not strapping it didn't have a gun.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah, you were not strapping.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
It didn't have to be a spear gun.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I want to play with his spear gun.
I need an evil gun on saidbeach.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Was it the kind of spear gun that, like after you
shot it, you had to pull it inwith a rope?
Or was it like just a, like anarrow?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I don't know, he's like A little ass fish with a
big ass rope.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
He's just out there ass fish with a big ass rope.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
He's just out there crossbowing fish.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
I think it was automatic.
I think it was automatic, notlike Automatic.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, fucking Gatling gun.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
So the spear destroyed the fish he was
actually looking for Moby.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Dick.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yeah, he sprayed that fucking fuse spray and he was
like I'll get one of yous Alittle.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Tommy got in the water huh.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
So the locals are the ones who took him in One of the
cops.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
The cops like fucking escorted him off the beach and
shit, really.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they fucking got him.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
They took him away like Snicky.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
I mean, I don't know what they did with them.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
He was like where's the beach.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
They probably just let him go.
Where's the beach?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
What are they going to do with them?
They probably know him.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
They're like Jim, I told you stop shooting at this
beach.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
You can't do that here.
The tourists hate you when youcome over here and start
shooting off your little gun.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Kill all the fish.
We're not going.
I can't even like what's thatbohemian name?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
There's like 32 beaches the tourists don't know
about.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
No, it's Puerto Rico.
Oh, it's Puerto Rican PuertoRico.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Wow, jose Jose Jose, what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
again.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Fuck man that fucking .

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Jose is the autistic kid.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Ah, reyes Reyes, why are?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
you shooting up the fishes, juan.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
I believe the kids, kids call them acoustic,
acoustic.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Playing the acoustic guitar.
Why?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
can't this kid just go in?
The bathroom and count dicks.
Why is he going to be out?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
here shooting fish Can't be a normal autistic.
Hey, you're not a dick counter.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, and there's this.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh yeah, deported, Deported, oh damn.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Love it.
Damn.
I did not expect that I like it.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh, wow.
So yeah, let's talk about thatBig elephant in the room.
Aye, aye, aye, yeah, I mean thesituation.
The situation is crazy.
We're here to talk aboutsituations.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Tell me how you feel about it, Garrett.
Tell me how you feel about it.
How do I feel about it Before Ijust lay in with my Stupidity.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
So because we don't got, wait do you have illegals
With the with the surclaws, yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Uh, so here's here's wow, Look at him scramble from
that.
He just dodged that pizza.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
guy was like so in my Ice ice baby.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Let's bring in some other people's employees first.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
So, in my opinion, like, whatever it might be
unpopular amongst you guys orwhatever amongst the listeners
or whoever.
So when this whole thing was, Iguess, brought to the forefront
by Trump, it was always aboutmurderers, rapists, drug dealers
, the criminals, the bad guys.

(11:50):
And he was always saying we'renot going to go into the church,
we're not going to go into the,and like, all of a sudden it's
like if we suspect it, then youmight have to worry about it.
If you're in the wrong place atthe wrong time, you might have
to worry about it.
You're in the wrong place atthe wrong time, you might have
to worry about it.
And listen, you can say allthese things like, oh, they're
here illegally, they have to go,that's fine and I get it.

(12:11):
Whatever like and that's likeon the the broadest surface of
the entire spectrum of things.
And I'm not one way or theother because honestly, I, I
personally think that both sidesare fucked up, shit and you
can't get the truth at all.
Like.
You won't get the truth becauseif you listen to one side,

(12:32):
there's fucking war going on inla.
If you listen to the other side, it's fucking manufactured.
It's crazy.
So, in my opinion, there areprobably people that are here
illegally, and are they badpeople?
Are they better people than alot of people that are American,
probably, and are they workinghard?
Yeah, so should they getdeported?

(12:54):
I don't think those peopleshould.
I think there should be like afine or a penalty, and then they
should have the option whereit's like, if you want to stay
here, pay to stay.
Basically, pay the taxes, paythe taxes, pay the things, make
sure you do things, and then youcan not like work it off where
it's like the cartel, kind oflike gracias um, not like the

(13:17):
fucking cartel, or like thecoyotes, where they're gonna
like run people over, you know,like run, like smuggle people
across and like you have to paythousands, of thousands of
dollars to get out of thefucking situation, but more like
just bring the whole if you canfucking prove that you're, uh,
law-abiding, that you're willingto pay the taxes, that you're
already paying taxes.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Let me ask you real quick and what's the fucking
problem?
That's my opinion well, let'sbreak down just that one
particular subject that you justsaid.
You said you need to proveyou're law-abiding.
Now, in our country you areinnocent until proven guilty, so
you're automaticallylaw-abiding until you're proven

(13:58):
to be a criminal.
Now, with what you just, saidanother part, part of what you
said, and I do appreciate whatyou said and I'm not going to
say that hard-working peoplethat came to our country that
want to do it the right way,that for some reason haven't
been able to find that outlet todo it the right way, haven't
been successful.
But you also have to look at itlike this when I shows up for

(14:23):
those criminals that you talkedabout in that first segment the
ones that we do want removedfrom our streets, when they show
up and all of a sudden there'sfour guys that are exactly on
their list that fit that agenda,and then there's 200 other
people surrounding him thatdon't fit the criminal agenda

(14:44):
but are illegal immigrants, theycan't turn a blind eye.
They can't sit there and say,oh no, we don't see these 200
people that are with these sixguys that are criminals that are
killers, but sometimes that'sthe outlier and it's not the
norm.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
so like, if it's an outlier, then all right, maybe
it happens you get caught up inthis in the dragnet and I get it
but like.
So here's the issue currently isthe fact that that that that
because I said we, we will notgo into these establishments
those establishments had feltthat they now have the ability

(15:21):
and right to go ahead andharvest and protect them like
churches and things like that.
And now it's like oh, becausethese churches and you saw it
when it came down to trumphimself, when he went in for his
inauguration, the lady sitthere and bad mouth him in the
middle of his own inaugurationto become president, and that

(15:42):
was not her place to say allthat bullshit.
And that's my own church thatgot up there to say that and I I
was ashamed.
I was like shut up, lady,that's not your job.
Your job is to just sit thereand put him into his place.
You are there as a figureheadof a position not to say your
opinion.
This is supposed to be likeyeah, so I know I'm gonna.

(16:06):
Mr.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Producer's gonna tell you to shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
I know I'm gonna jabber on a little bit About
this one Wrap it up.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Wrap it up.
I know I go on my rants we justlost nine listeners.
We only had four starting out.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
I don't understand.
How do we lose more than we get?

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, but no man, I agree with you.
I think that, yeah, thecriminals they should go after
first and, like you know,anybody else who happens to just
be there.
It's unfortunate for them, butthey should prioritize the guys
who are bad Now let's look at MrNewsome, though Okay.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
So Mr Newsome, though Okay.
So Mr Newsome is on a whole newlevel of like.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Newsome.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
A whole new level of like how do you not know how to
do your job?
Like you got hired for aposition.
For what?

Speaker 5 (16:55):
That guy hasn't known how to do his job since he's
been hired.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Oh yeah, I was looking at it this week.
I think that's a political proquo.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
It's like you know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
No, you're in, you're in, kid you got it.
I mean, just follow my lead,he's abandoned pretty much every
service that is supposed to beworking underneath of him.
The fire department has no ideawhere to put out fires.
The police department is notallowed to do their job because
the rioters are allowed to dowhatever they want.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
They can't kill blacks.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
California is rioters are allowed to do whatever they
want.
They can't kill blacks.
California's a shithole man.
They want to fucking make ittheir own country and shit like
that To do what with?
And you know, they got problems.
Problems, oh, they've hadproblems forever.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
But, like, my main thing is it's pretty bad when
Mexico's not going to want toinvade you.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I was watching this thing where they're going to
want to skip over to Californiaand go straight into uh illegal
immigrant aids through variousprograms health care who's that
giving them aids?
They just had charlie sheen.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Fuck them all and then they spent three3 billion
on homeless veteran.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, and I, like you know, then there was something
where, like, they were trying toget like $16 million for like a
homeless veterans program and I, like you know, the lady was
like you know, it was like aSenate hearing and they're like

(18:26):
wait how much on homelessveterans.
Like 60.
They spent $3 billion total ina year on homeless veterans $3
billion, and then they spent $66billion total in a year on
homeless veterans $3 billion.
And then they spent $66 billionon illegal immigrant aid.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Don't you think with $3 billion you could give each
homeless veteran a home, andthen they wouldn't have homeless
veterans?
Oh, easily yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
You see, these numbers, they're so fucking
inflated, but the majority of itis to it goes to its paying
people, it's paying people, itgoes to pay people.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
It goes to fucking set up a building so that these
people could potentiallysupposedly do their job, so it
cost them three billion dollars,but they built a fucking 20
million dollar, fuckingstate-of-the-art bullshit, ass
fucking office for these fuckingpeople.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
People sit at, so homeless people can come wait
outside and be like can I getaid?
And they're like well, we'reout of money.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Yeah, we spent all the money.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
We're out of money, but come back next year.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
So that's the fucking problem.
The money doesn't trickle downto the right places.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
No, it doesn't, and that's where Doge was supposed
to step in, but everybody made abig stink about it because
people were losing their fundagewhen it came down to it Like
the.
Democratic people were losingtheir fundage, they were getting
all butthurt and then they weretrying to fight the fact that I
mean Doge came in and I mean Iknow they wanted a trillion.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Big balls right, big balls, big balls, and they were
able to cut I think it was like$167 billion.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Now I know if you're looking at a trillion and you
only got $167 billion of savingsout of it.
Yeah, you didn't hit your mark,but as an average guy like
myself and I'm looking at $167billion I would never see that
in 50 of my lifetimes.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
No, but you know what's crazy?
Because they're saying we gotto cut a trillion dollars, which
means that there's more than atrillion dollars of probably
other waste or other stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
So America, here you go.
Here's where we're at right now.
So America makes or sells $5billion worth of product a year.
We buy.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Can't be right.
Yeah, GDP got to be high in anet $5 billion is pretty low.
We're like basically Mexico.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
I was going to say that too, I was going to say
because is it $500 billion?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
It's got to be in the trillions.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
No, it's not in the trillions.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Our GDP is got to be in the trillions.
No, it's not in the trillions,no, no, no, because we're only
Our deficit, is it?
It's $30.5 trillion.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Oh it's trillion, so it's a trillion.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Millions, it's $5 billion.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
It's $5 billion, so we sell $5 trillion worth
billion.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
So we sell $5 trillion worth of goods, and we
are, and we.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
No $35 trillion right .

Speaker 3 (21:21):
It was $30 trillion as of today.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
And we're in $30 trillion.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
So it's probably higher than that.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
We're in a deficit of $2 trillion a year and that's
what they were trying to cutback on.
Is that deficit?
So that we weren't going tocontinue the deficit going
forward?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Why Elon Musk got so mad about the whole bill is
because pre-COVID the deficitwas like half a trillion dollars
a year or some shit.
And then during COVID,everything bumped up because of
all the aid and all the bullshitthat they were spending the
money on Masks, vaccines, pppprograms, fucking small business

(21:59):
aid, all the bullshit, rightyeah.
So the deficit every year itjumped up to like $2 billion.
So Elon Musk was mad becausethis new bill that they just
know it didn't actually cut thedeficit back down.
You know, like it's still likea trillion something dollar

(22:20):
fucking deficit bill and he'slike how is all this needed?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
How is?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
all this needed.
If we were at half a trilliondollars before the pandemic, why
can't we get to half a trilliondollars now?
You know, why are we so overthat?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
yeah, so right.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
So we need to get back to making sure that we're
not spending yeah, we're not,way more, we're not spending
more than we're making so Ithink it's this year that we
actually our debt balance getsso high that our interest
payment is more than we collectin taxes each month.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Well, it's also the money, so we owe all these other
countries money.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
And it's at interest rates that are crazy high too,
Yep, and then making thosepayments every month must be
like ugh.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
And the crazy part is we got put into this trap
because of people that can'tcan't balance their own books if
you look at all the if you lookat all the politicians that are
in office right now, most ofthem can't get a credit card
fucking guy.
Most people can't get creditcards no, no, most politicians
can't get credit cards why, uh,because they drove their

(23:31):
interest rates up too high andthey actually like overexpended.
So they actually have otherpeople to like use their credit
as yeah, no, there's this bigthing about it.
Yeah, most of them have overoverspent their credit.
Most of them have like got dwis, the whole nine it's.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
It's insane what they've picked up what's crazy
is that a 700 credit score islike higher than 90 of the
people who they report on.
What's crazy is that a 700credit score is like higher than
90% of the people who theyreport on.
Yeah, that's crazy, yeah, andthen, but you know what it is.
It also makes sense.
I mean, you guys ever listen tothe radio in the morning, if
you?
You know you hear that guy thatcomes on and he's like you
don't need any credit.

(24:07):
God couldn't give you a car.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
We will.
Good credit, bad credit, nocredit.
We got you a car.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
If you live, you drive $350 a month for 30 months
.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
That's how the fucking it's like what.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
The housing bubble happened.
They were giving out fuckingmortgages Everybody.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Come on down.
No income check, no backgroundcheck.
No money down, no, give a fuck.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
You want to buy a fucking $2 million house?
Give us an address, sign yourname.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
We'll give you your fucking money.
No paycheck, everybody.
Everybody got a house, you geta house, you get a house.
You get a Everybody, and thenthey couldn't sustain.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, built it South America that decided to bring
her dead uncle into the bank toside for a loan.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
You know she was fucking him right.
Wait when he was dead.
Yeah, when she was dead.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, doing it right there, Listen.
I mean there's people that walkin the bank.
They got caught.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I got one last night off.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Everybody knows that's a rig of mortis dick if
I've ever seen one.
It never goes soft.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
It's ready when I am Fifteen.
Last time it was hard like that.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Crazy dude Crazy.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Oh, my god People.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, that lady was crazy.
How do they, how do you I?

Speaker 5 (25:31):
guess she's.
You just aren't thinking.
How do you?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
She was thinking on overtime.
To be able to pull that off toput the person into your car to
drive him down the block.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
It's not like fucking Weekend at Bernie's.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
That's exactly what it was.
That's exactly what it was.
That's exactly what it was.
I'm going to put this music on.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
You're going to sign this document and I'm going to
get a fucking loan and stuff,Right, oh?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
no, no, he's good, don't worry.
Yeah, no, no, I got this.
Let me help him sign it.
And she put the pen in thevideos and stuff.
Oh yeah, it's so fucking creepy.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh, it was awesome and you know he's dead.
He's like hanging sideways.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
He's like grabbing his head.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
His head's like oh my goodness and and to honestly
like look at the bank teller andjust be like what are you
thinking, buddy?
He's like fuck it.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
I don't get paid enough for this shit yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Where you want a $20,000?
We'll give you a $30,000.
Just get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
It's got to be worth my commission.
All right, We'll give you$80,000.
Get the fuck out of here.
What do you?

Speaker 5 (26:43):
plan to do with this money.
Honestly, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I'm trying to bring a boat, drive them out of the
ocean, throw them in there.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I'll tell you what.
Borrow mine on the weekend.
Take the plane and the ticketand get the fuck off my island.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Shit's fucked up Crazy.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, this world is filled with weirdos, man.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Weirdos, all right.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
What do you got for us, Garrett?

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Speaking of weirdos.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Got me a hot thing, bring it to me.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
So do you think lesbians like ladyboys?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
No, yeah, no no, I don't why.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Why?
Why don't you think they likeladyboys?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Because, they want the piece, the bait and tackle
is wrong.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
It don't matter, that's not what they care about.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
If you think about it on the top, that's what they
want.
They want to be seen as a lady,right.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
From the waist up.
I'm not going to tell you thatright now.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
When they're in the bed.
They want to get railed out bythat fucking by the cock.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
By that cock right.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
So they want a fucking lady in the streets and
a dick in the bed and that'swhat they get with a lady I will
tell you this I want theplastic dick that there's.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I will tell you this as, as I preach today, for and I
was witness with my own eyesthere are multiple levels to the
female bodies there's multiplelevels that a lesbian thing, but
most lesbians that I know.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
this is the reason why they're a lesbian, why
they're not claim rubbers.
After they get fucked, the girlhangs out and talks with them.
Otherwise, when they fuck adude, the dude's just like you
know he's like sleeping playingXbox, whatever the fuck you know
.
It's like like, yeah, he's likesleeping playing Xbox, whatever
the fuck you know like it's.
Like you know it's typical shit.

(28:36):
But, like you know, the girlwants to be like cuddled and
fucking talk to and tell thosebullshit and like wants to call
up and have four hourconversations.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
But you guys just ain't into that.
But do you think a lady boy isstill on the level of a regular
boy?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
He's, you know, like all the other parts.
I mean, yeah, so you think hewould be like you think he?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
would fuck and then fall asleep.
Yes, yeah, probably.
Well, I guess that's why transfuck trans or ladyboys, do they
yeah?
So all right here's my otherrule T on T baby Gross when we
were.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
I Gross when we were Gross.
I like how he put that outthere.
He's like Yo, just for therecord, yo.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Whether they play like Fucking, like Transformers,
like ones with Decepticon.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
On the fucking.
I'm gonna spit my beer out.
I'm turned toward yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
They fucking go at it .
But I knew some lesbians.
I told you Kobe, optimus Prime.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
I told you I'm in disguise, nah, so, like I know
lesbians, whatever you know,along the way in life I've met a
few, and ones that were couplesand everything like that, and
there's always the stud.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Oh for sure.
Yeah the dude.
Yeah the pornos where there'sTwo fucking smoking hot lesbians
, like scissoring and shitthat's like fantasy.
Yeah, that's.
They're paid, that's made I'lltake it there's.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
There's very few.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
They got my fantasy I'm buying a ticket for sure,
but um, but in actuality, yeah,like ryan said, like most of
them are fucking yeah most ofthem are fucking.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah, most of them are bull dykes in there.
Call me Tony.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
There's usually a hottie, like levels of the
hottiness, but the one isusually butch and you're like
she's definitely doing thefucking and she's definitely
getting the fucked.
But, here's my question.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you tell that same exactenvironment in a pegging
situation?

Speaker 5 (30:36):
You know it's really crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
But dude, you say well, yeah, you know who's
getting pegged, what's if yousaw a dude, like if you saw a
chick and a dude and you're justis definitely pegging that dude
?

Speaker 5 (30:51):
I think that would surprise me.
I get the vibe that that dudetakes it up the ass by that
chick.
I think that would surprise you.
Who likes to get pegged?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Oh, garrett, is there something you would like to
admit to the audience?
Not me personally, but I'm justsaying I think that would
surprise you.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Now's the night to know, I came up with the idea
for the sausage roll.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Okay.
So now that intrigues me, thatyou're just like wow, you've
never know well, why is it?

Speaker 5 (31:16):
why would you never know?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
I mean, I don't know why is there a lot of?

Speaker 5 (31:18):
people he's like, is that?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
why I don't get pegged.
What do I have to do?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
brown eye that wants anything to go the opposite way.
You know like, yeah, but I'm.
But I'm just curious about thecomment that you made Garrett
that you were like oh yeah,nothing surprises you, right?
True, I guess in the porn world, the way you said it, like I
felt there was like six peoplein your neighborhood You're like
yo, hey you wouldn't, even know, but there's six fucking child

(31:49):
molesters in your neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
You don't know what the fuck's happening, bro, and
you can look those guys up andyou can look them up.
So if you want to go getmolested, Mr Fucking Dog, you
can go find one.
I don't have to shave his beard.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I don't think they want to molest me.
I don't think there's a shave.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
I think the molesting days are gone.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Shave that shit off man.
The exhausting days are gone.
Shave that shit off man, Ithink if I showed up at the door
.
They're like please don't hurtme.
It'd be like well, what wasthat?
How to Catch a Predator?
Oh yeah, I knock on their door.
I'm like they already caught me.
I'm good.
I'm good.
You know what's crazy.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
I'm sorry.
The first episode of how toCatch a.
Predator was shot in Beth theylet you that you had them rented
right to borrow for the episodeokay.
So when we were younger, wealways used to know somebody
that was like a tomboy, rightlike a chick, that just like
super fucking manly, justdressed like with good, with man

(32:44):
yeah, I miss my, I miss myright, which was nothing wrong
with that.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
They were the cool fucking people, right so now, oh
no, I found them hot as shit,like that was like like, is that
why that's where?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
so you were gay since middle school, yeah so ladyboys
are cool with you, yeah I meanfrom afar, like thailand.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
They can be over there in thailand.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
I'm totally cool with that you ever see some of those
ladyboys in thailand, bro, thatyou wouldn't know?
Yo, I have, if you look, I havecorn hub.
Yes, I've seen them straight onman, without the side view of
the adams apple, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, you don't see the adams apple, then you don't
know no right they pull you offthe street see, here's the issue
, like when people go to thatone mile radius of la right now
and they go down there topeaceful protest and then get
pegged in the face by a fuckingrubber bullet well, they went

(33:43):
there, listen, listen, listen,listen, listen, okay, just stay

Speaker 5 (33:46):
with me protesting.
I shot okay, okay, you're likemy mom.
Everything goes back to fuckingpolitics.
We're talking about the fuckingHold on hold on.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
It's relevant, it's relevant, it's relevant.
Shut up.
Let me get back on it okay,calm down.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
All right, get back on it like a ladyboy.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
So you know what I'm saying, like you go Like a
transgender protest.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Go back up on it.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
So if you go to Thailand to look around for
chicks, most likely you're goingto run into ladyboys.
It's just like the situation athand Probably wouldn't go
shopping in Thailand, that'swhat they're known for.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
So what you're saying is so how far do you have to go
with a ladyboy before you'regay?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Wait.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
Like.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Oh yeah, like what, if you like got her.
You think the whole time it's achick.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
What if you just titty fuck?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
oh, no, no, no, bro, bro, just fuck the girl parts.
Huh, but is the?
Butthole a girl part, or a boypart.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
It's a gray area, that's the gray area, unless you
paint it white.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Honestly, honestly pass the social media jive in in
the like street way with themwhere you're like, hey, sexy, I
can do it, and then like theyget you on camera and you do the
whole yada, yadas After that.
If you do anything with thatlady boy, like taking her to a
restaurant First of all, Iwouldn't do that whole first
part Even taking her to arestaurant.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
I wouldn't go down a random alley in Thailand.
I wouldn't do the whole firstpart with a camera and shit,
meet me.
You do the whole first part badcamera and shit Like yo like
meet me at the hotel.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Hey boy fucking, I don't want nobody seeing me
Sneaking through the back.
How is this?

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Wait, here's the keys in the room.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Don't tell nobody what room you're going to.
Here's the key.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Shut the fuck up.
I'm staying in room 206.
I'm going to break into thatmotherfucker.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
You're a man, I can beat you up.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
You go through the door, I'll go through the window
.
But, Doug, why is taking aladyboy on a fucking date to a
bar?
Why is that gay?
Why is?

Speaker 4 (35:48):
that gay Yo how is buying a ladyboy a?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
few drinks and playing with his dick.
Gay, I don't understand.
How is the question not gay?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Well, if you feel him up first, like his chest or her
chest whatever.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
But you don't grin.
That's what I'm saying.
You've got to be on the table.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
So if I don't grab dick At first, at first.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
You're going to get a handful of it later.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
We're assuming that you had a few drinks.
You're feeling good, you thinkit's a woman.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
And then you're like Damn bro.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
So this is like a three course meal.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
First I get titties, then I get like.
That's a strange labia.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Why do you have a large clitoris?

Speaker 5 (36:41):
So maybe that's.
Better for the orgasm sweetiehas any of you guys ever hooked
up with a chick that's got faketits?
Yes, so isn't that half a ladyboy?
No Kind of.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Kind of why Because?

Speaker 5 (36:54):
it's a full woman.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Why?
Because her ovaries are on theinside.
They both got sex tits.
Hold on, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Hold on, there's a big difference between that,
because that before she got thetits was 100% a woman Started
off that way, right yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
You're talking about somebody that was 100% a woman,
yeah, but that's not true,though, if you like, cover her
face and cover her bottom half,and you just saw her chest, and
if you're only, it might looklike a young boy.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
If you don't know and if you're only titty fucking, I
swear to god, you could cover awoman From her, and I will.
I will call her a spit.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
A little titty fuck spit.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
All I have to do is see her legs.
I don't see anything wrong withthat.
All I have to.
I can see your legs.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Okay, you can shave the legs, bro.
What chest.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Just chest.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Just chest.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
That's it, Just chest .
I would tell, With no faketitties.
You'd be like that's a littleboy.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I can tell that's a little boy, I can tell from the
chest cavity and the way thatthe ribs fold in.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
What if it was like a skirt pulled up past the nuts?
Why?
Because they didn't?

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Doug's going to be over there counting ribs and
shit.
I've been fooled before.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
If it's just an asshole, if it spreads their
butt cheeks, and it's just theasshole could you tell?
Just the hole.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
What if the taint is not horrible?
If the taint's too small,you're not going to know Yo, I
once met this guy right.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Trust me.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I really feel like no matter what, no matter what,
there's that like innerconscience, like that little
grasshopper on your shoulder,that no matter what it's going
to be like.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
That's right, they call that the Kinsey scale my
friend, you're 13 walkies deep.
That's a chick, go for it.
The scale of gayness.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
An asshole's an asshole come in it.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
You are so gay.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
You won't remember any of this in the morning.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
You're like a 9 Out of 10, you're like a 9.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
On the scale, on the scale, yep.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
My subconscious was just telling me you're going to
have to drink a lot moretomorrow to forget this.
We're going in.
So what did you?

Speaker 5 (39:11):
guys talk about yesterday Alcohol, a lot of it.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
So what were you saying, garrett?
You were about to pull us offon a different swing, so before
we went on this one, let's goOkay, so the fucking tomboys
right.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
Yeah, so tomboys, right.
So we all knew tomboys, right.
And back in the day, a chickfelt like she was a man and she
just dressed like a man andthere was no problem.
It was like all right, sheplays basketball and football.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Well, wasn't that she thought she was a man?
No, just not Like boys clothes,yeah, I guess, maybe not she
thought she was a man, so maybethat was a misspoke she likes
sports, whatever.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
She liked to go out and hang out with the dudes.
She liked to jokes.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
So now fast forward to now, right, these women that
want to transition to men, right?
It makes no fucking sense to mebecause, alright, they don't
have the money to chop theirtits off, right?
So maybe they take somehormones or whatever, so they
kind of go away Duct tape, orthey duct tape them down.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I think they should give the tits to like needy men,
Wait, wait hold on, put theguys to play with them.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
No, no, I just have to reflect on the last situation
, because you said that, likeEvery dude could just pop out
with magical fake titties, butfor some reason Does it cost
more to get your titties choppedoff?

Speaker 5 (40:27):
I mean, I guess you can get a vasectomy, you can get
double vasectomies and stuff,but I don't like Is that cheaper
?

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I mean, because I think men don't, I guess men can
get, I don't know, I guess mencan get.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I guess men can get there.
Hold on right Pause for onesecond.
This is why Doug doesn't knowshit.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
So, how's?
That roast beef being again.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
But that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Even if they.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Tighten it up, Doug.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Tighten it up.
I feel like I'm throwing TicTacs down the whole way, even if
they did.
Tighten it up, Doc.
Tighten it up.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
I feel like I'm throwing Tic Tacs down the whole
way, so like fucking AceVentura, right when he fucking
he's like you can get thoseremoved in a week.
You can get those added in aweek or whatever, but you can't
hide, captain Winky, right.
So a woman is.
It's very expensive for a womanto get a dick grafted right, so
most likely they're just gonnasettle for just dressing as a

(41:23):
man.
So why do they have to gothrough this whole entire thing?
Why can't they just be fucking?
tomboys just be a tomboy, andjust move on with it.
Why do?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
you have to go.
Well, the other thing with thewhole, like you don't have like
a sensation, what?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
about the opposite of that.
If you feel like you're a chick, why don't you just dress like
it and why do you have to gothrough the full operations of
putting fake titties in you andthe whole that?

Speaker 5 (41:46):
You should.
That's what you should do.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, so honestly, well, at this point, If you feel
like a chick, just startputting objects inside yourself.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
What was that Adam Sandler movie?
No, no, it was a girl.
He wanted a boy, if you'retalking about.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
if you're over the age of 18, do whatever the fuck
you want to do.
You're a grown ass adult Like.
Go off and enjoy your life theway you want to enjoy it.
But they'll leave kids aloneand let them be kids.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Santa Claus, I kind of feel a little different,
right, like with the whole transthing.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah, we know you like the trans.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
I mean yo watching training board just means
there's more titties.
Yeah, I know you love thetraining.
There's dick in all porn,except they're at lesbian hot
stuff.
But besides that, in trainingporn there's a dick, but there's
fucking extra tits.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I know you like there's also an extra set of
dick.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
I mean, if you've watched gangbang scenes, there's
a lot of dick in that.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
There's a lot of dick .
You got a dick in the front,dick in the back.
There's dick flopping around.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Would you rather get the best blowjob You've ever had
From a dude or the worstblowjob you've ever had from a
dude, or the worst blowjob?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
you've ever had from a chick.
That's not an option.
Are we scraping?
Is she scraping teeth?
Is she scraping teeth?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Are we?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
talking, scraping teeth.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Some people are into teeth, so maybe that's on them,
I mean is this, whatever yourversion of the worst blowjob is.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Is this something where I'm like tied to an
electric bed?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
in Russia, where, if I don't, answer the question.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
I get goulashed.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
You don't want to answer it because you know, you
want to take it.
I'm not afraid to say it, I'lltake the dude.
How good is he?
He's got a deep throat.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
He's got no teeth, no gag reflex.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Long enough for me to grab.
Three and a half grams ofcocaine.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
This guy's ready to go.
You don't want his jaw movingso much.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Oh, you got a new method, so your preference.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Rakin.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Yeah, you don't want that rakin, the black and dark
peck of record.
You don't want that.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
I need a burr.
Yeah, you don't want that,reagan.
The Black and Decker Peckrecord.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
You don't want that.
I need a burr.
Got this man a beer, go get it.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Yo, man, bring the cooler in here Put it right
there, right there, can you dothat?
Are you enclosed in?

Speaker 5 (44:09):
here, he's in his favorite position between two
men.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
He's stuck between two men, so now on a new episode
of Between Two Men.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, that's next week.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Is that a Between Two Men?
We got Doug on the couchtonight.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Between.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Two Men Again.
Tonight it's Doug between Ryanand Angelo again.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Smooshed in between the couches.
What's?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
up boys.
Who's taking the bait?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Are you guys ready tonight?
Hey, we have Sebastian on thebass.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
All right.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
So, gamit, are you ready to have a sensational
night tonight?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yeah, we should play like Viagra roulette.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
You can shut your mouth.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Viagra and somebody's drink and fucking like you know
, Nobody knows who's?
Getting Viagra.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Somebody's looking at me.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
Yo, did you hear about that guy?
He fucking I forgot where hewas from.
He was put in Viagra and hewould go on dates and he was put
in Viagra and he would drinkfucking drinks to make sure they
weren't dudes, really, becausehe was fucking that's awesome.
He was worried about ladyboysand shit.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
What does it do to?

Speaker 5 (45:13):
chicks Nothing.
He was worried that they weregoing to get a fucking heart on
if it was a dude, bro Right.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
But I'm asking what does Viagra do to girls?

Speaker 5 (45:22):
I don't know.
That's the point.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Nothing Well does it, or is there something that's
going to fuck with the chemical?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
compound that cleans out the heart.
It does.
It works on the soft tissue ofthe heart.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
That's what.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Viagra was meant for.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Fair enough.
I just want to make sure thathe didn't just do some life
detriment.
Could you imagine though?

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Because that's what a boner needs.
It needs blood flow.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
But could you imagine like you're looking for boners
but at the same time you'redoing life detriment like damage
?

Speaker 5 (45:51):
to females Say you're in a bar, right.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
They die within three years later, because you gave
them that pill, because youwanted to check for boners and
they're like oh my God, now Idon't have a family and I'm
dying alone.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah, who cares.
Well, that's why it's kids whocares, only ass whores.
Whores don't have families.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
I'm guessing that's why you got arrested, I mean if
you're a ladyboy, right and yougot your dick right.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I got my dick.
I was a ladyboy.
I'm putting myself in themoment Dick with my ladyboy.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Slips the blue pill in your drink, and now you're
fucking just hard as a rockSitting there rocked up.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
You're like can we go home, Right?
You want a nightcap at my place?
No, I'm comfortable.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Try to tuck that shit inside your fucking line and
stuff.
I got to get rid of this one,you know you try and tuck it up
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
You can't even see a border.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah, so you try to put it up in your like belt, but
you're wearing a dress as alady girl, so you don't have a
real belt.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
So you don't have a real belt.
So, you don't really have abelt line, so it just keeps like
yeah, your boner just keepslike stretching this fat neck,
you flopping out like you'reMichelle Obama.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yo Right there on the line.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
I don't know if it was a fucking AI fake or
whatever, but I was listening toan interview of Brittany Griner
or whatever.
The fucking basketball dudechick, or whatever.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Yeah, yeah, the one that was in Russia, the one that
was in Russia.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Yeah, Bro the marijuana girl Dude.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Yeah, she sounds so manly.
And again, I don't know if itwas a fucking AI, fucking dub
over or whatever but if that'sher real voice, dude.
It is scary because there's noway.
That's a chick.
There's no fucking way.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
That's like the boxer .
Let's talk about it, let's putit out there.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Ryan, let's talk about it, put it out there, Ryan
.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Take my cock up out your mouth and you can talk
about it.
No more, jake Dixon.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
That was an Eminem reference.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yeah, I saw that one.
He was talking about MachineGun Kelly.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
So well, I guess Ryan doesn't want to hit this one,
so I will.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
When it comes down to it.
Oh, you want me to just go forit?
Yeah Well, I forgot her name,the Russian fighter Some Olympic
bitch who got kicked out or guy, whatever it was.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Yeah, the Algerian chick right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
And then the Indian doctor was like, yeah, that's a
man.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
But you know, no, no, it just came out recently that
she is actually like.
They did blood test on her.
Yeah, because she had like theextra chromosome or something.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
And the whole Democratic Party was like no.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
It's not proven.
It's not proven.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
It's like no, she has a dick Like XX is girls.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
It's so fucking crazy because when this whole shit
happened, I was like I wasreading up on like the whole
thing and I couldn't come upwith a definitive answer,
because, like everything, elseOur science department is out on
the XXXY, so hit me.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Gary.
So I mean, there were so manydifferent things from like like
this rare genetic disorder, andit was like x y male, I know, my
host.
Yeah, um, we're totally fuckingup gareth's life but,
everywhere you looked, oneperson was like this is why

(49:12):
she's actually a female, andeverybody you know.
Then there was other peoplelike this is why she's actually
a female, and nobody could agreeon anything.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Nobody just pulled their pants down like look at
her ding dong, that's a Peperight there.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Anybody see that, pepe.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Now what if it's like one of them, chicks with the
big ass, little penis, the?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
large clitoris, yeah, yeah, it's just a small penis.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Hold that shit with a chopstick.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
What's the biggest and largest clit you're cool
with?
I?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
don't know, as long as it's smaller than my large
clit, do you?

Speaker 3 (49:50):
want curtains.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Do we have a large?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
clit with interior ovaries or exterior ovaries.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Do you want something you can suck on, or do want
something that you know you'rejust licking?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Angelo's fan mail is going to be filled with small
penis men.
That means I'm in as long as mydick's smaller than yours.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
That's a lot of you out there.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Angelo's hung like a horse, by the way, he's like.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yo everybody just send him dick mail Spam it.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
I don't even care Send it in, spam it all.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Show me those roosters.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
He's gonna use some of the good ones.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
That's how he wakes up in the morning.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
He's gonna use some.
I'm gonna brush my teethwatching these.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I'm gonna brush my teeth watching these.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
I'm going to brush my teeth watching these Can't wait
, so can we talk.
I know, hit me the politicalstuff yeah let's get it, let's
go, I just want to go back therefor a second.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Let's talk about the Jews.
Wait, what Well?
We can talk about them next,but right now I just want to
talk about this.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
We can talk about them next, but right now I just
want to talk about this.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
I'm going to play this clip, let me think no Kings
protests planned across thecountry on Saturday as well.
What are your thoughts on those?
What are they going?

Speaker 3 (51:03):
No Kings, no Kings.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
I don't feel like a King.
I have to go through hell toget stuff approved.
A King would say I'm not goingto get this.
A King would have never had theCalifornia mandate to even be
talking to him.
He wouldn't have to call upMike Johnson and Thune and say
fellas, you gotta pull this off.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
And after years we gotta Sorry about the gay-ass
music.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
No, no, we're not a king.
Love the music.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Yeah, so like what?
Love the guy there's no kingsbullshit, there's no kings.
Yeah, it's so stupid.
Yeah, what king?

Speaker 4 (51:30):
How retarded do you think I am?

Speaker 2 (51:31):
The thing is the liberal is like, if you're a
liberal, if you're a liberal mom, you get to celebrate no kings
day two days in a row no kingsday, and Juneteenth is coming up
.
Yeah, juneteenth, anotherclassic no kings day a classic
fatherless day.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
That's fucked up that's why father's day came
before Juneteenth they get theirpresent.
You know how I love to droplittle.
That's why Father's Day camebefore they get their presents.
So you know how.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
I love to drop little like fucked up.
Yeah, like fucked up historicalhints along the way yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
And most times You'd be good on what's that history?
Drunk history whatever.
Drunk history exactly.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
That's my little jam right there, oh bullshit.
So here's my little pop-up forthe week.
Okay, Just like gay history,Joe.
So here's my little pop-up forthe week.
Shut the fuck up, okay.
You little asshole, Get overthere, Okay so.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
So here's my little snippet for the week.
Okay, Snippet.
This is what pissed me off.
I heard about this what grindsyour gears?
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Yeah, what grinds your gears?

Speaker 1 (52:37):
So Nancy Reagan.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Okay, nancy Reagan.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
She's the bitch of the week.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah, she had a nice vagina.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Well, I mean, you didn't hate it, but who's that?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
like Reagan's wife?
Don't know her, never seen her,reagan was Alright.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Let me get into the meat and potatoes.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
He knew Reagan Shut the fuck up.
Oh yeah, yeah, actually youknow what?

Speaker 3 (52:59):
I got it.
Reagan was Alright.
Let me get into the meat andpotatoes.
He knew Reagan.
Oh yeah, yeah, actually, youknow what I got it?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Yeah, he got it.
Get into the Reagan, Shut thefuck up guys, god damn you.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Alright.
So Do you know why Californiais goddamn Democrat today, Do we
?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
know why.
Why Nancy Pelosi?

Speaker 5 (53:17):
It's easier.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Yeah, it's easier.
No, I wish it was.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
That's a pretty good question.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
I wish it was no it's not easier Because they like
the color blue.
It's not easier, it's harder.
It's not.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
So no, check it out the reason that California
turned Democrat.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Lady voice is because of 1980s, nancy Reagan.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
All the illegal immigrants at the time were in
California and she, as aDemocrat, pushed for them to
make all of them legal citizens.
When she did that, that was thefirst time in history
California switched fromRepublican to Democrat and
forever stayed the same.
Watch your borders and watchwhat happens.

(54:07):
American gentlemen and ladies.
What happens in this country isa real fucking epidemic.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Wouldn't it be strange so that's what the whole
thought process was around theBiden administration allowing
all these immigrants to come in.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Hold on, hold on, sorry, sorry, sorry.
What administration?
It wasn't Biden'sadministration.
Biden was three sheets to thewind with cancer meds.
It was someone else'sadministration, I mean whatever.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
He was the puppet.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
I mean whatever.
Yeah, I mean, just like whoever, that is it's question mark,
it's asterisk.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
It'll have an asterisk.
I mean, we don't know who waspulling the strings, who was
signing anything.
It doesn't seem like it was himfrom all reports, because now
it seems like you even see thathis fucking press secretary came
out with a book that chicken.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
She's trying so hard to be like look guys, I was like
put there, you know like Ididn't even apply for that job.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
the whole time I was actually put there, I didn't
even apply for that job.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
You guys ever hear that I was actually doing a tour
of the White House and theyjust picked me the fuck out of
there.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
You guys ever hear Stockholm Syndrome while I had
it?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Biden basically came out and was like I'm picking a
black woman.
He was like what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (55:31):
A black woman of lesbian color.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Biden was like I need a lot of black women.
I need a black woman president,I need a black woman vice
president.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Mr President, you are president, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Then let me get a press secretary.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Can I get a press secretary that's black?
Okay, we'll fill that one in,we'll find one for you.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Can I get a swimming pool full with children?

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Is that around here?
Do you want black ones or whiteones?

Speaker 1 (55:58):
I want them all I want them to look at my hairs
while I talk about cockroaches.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I want them to touch my hair.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
When you go back into a lot of these things, even
like the welfare and everything.
They say that that was becausethe poor people were supposed to
push towards the votes topeople that got the welfare.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
It happens.
That's how it goes down.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
That's what the Biden administration was See.
Here's the crazy part is, onceyou actually get into America
and you start making money andthen you start rolling down your
own path, you start switchingsides.
When you started off, you wereDemocrat and then you started
making money and actuallystarted making good good
decisions, paying taxes, andthen you're like trying to buy
stuff, yeah, then you're likewait, hold on a second.
I don't like.
I don't like the way this is.

(56:42):
I really want to go, I reallywant to go republican like I
like republican side now thatI'm actually making wealth and
wanting to make a better countryand I want a safe neighborhood
for my family and I don't wantmen in my women's bathrooms and
like.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Well, I don't agree with that yeah, I want men in
women's bathrooms, for sure, Idefinitely want women in men's
bathrooms.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
I like the option, maybe not men in women's
bathrooms, but women in men'sbathrooms is perfectly fine.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Well, one thing that definitely happened was we have
bisexual bathrooms which is nice, yeah, I guess I guess I could
piss anywhere now.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Don't matter guys.
Yeah, I like those old genderbathrooms, you're like room with
the toilet, yeah, like fuck it.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
To be honest with you , I can't fight that logic.
I will vote to have womenallowed to option in men's
bathrooms.
If they want to take goingthere, then more power to them.
But I'm just going to do a manthing in the man's bathroom.
Yo, you're going to be privy toit.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
That was on last night with South Park.
Cartman got his own bathroom.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Oh yeah, he's whipping his toilet.
He's like you're going to takeit.
You're going to take it.
No one's in here to stop me.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
It's like I'm at home .
He said I love it.
Look at Mothid here.
Look at him flying around.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Yeah you see that Mothid appeared from Doug's hand
when he fucking came.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
He's like ah moth that appeared from Doug's hand
when he fucking came.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
He came out of his beard.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
The old gray bush we just got a bush, yeah well you
know, get off the gray.
And then there was something,the brown, and he was like the
old dirty wizard.
I'm like yeah, I guess I'm theold dirty wizard.
It's boat season.
We're about to get out there.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
You're definitely going to look like the fucking
Gordon's Fisherman.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
I hope so.
I hope I can live up to thatkind of title Just fucking wear
a red coat all the time.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
I mean, wasn't the Gordon's Fisherman?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
the best time on the islanders.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
Yeah, I fucking thought Jersey.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Yeah, the Gordon's Fisherman was the best time for
them.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Yeah, dougie Douchebeard, that would be a
pirate name.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Dougie.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Douchebeard.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
Arr Sail the seven seas.
Arr Dougie Douchebeard.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Oh my God, Tell us a tale there, Dougie Doucheberry.
Oh my God, Tell us a tale there, Dougie Doucheberry.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
I don't even know how to bring that one in or not.
All right, you motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
When I was sailing in the inlets.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
I was sailing down under the Kiwis.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Our sails faced the other way.
Down there, you assholes.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Alright.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
As always, we love you.
We appreciate you.
Thanks for coming and hangingout with us.
This one's coming out withinthe week or two, so we
appreciate you.
I know.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
This was recorded in.
What is it?
June, I guess, just for all youguys, we're gonna put it in.
Doug's treasure.
Next week it's not January.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
We love you guys.
Fuck these guys.
Peace out Fuck.
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