The Toilet's Already Full: A Raw Take on Government Spending

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Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) Are Digging Up More Than Just Bureaucratic Bones

Elon Musk’s latest side quest—leading the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—is exposing government waste so absurd it makes a $10,000 Pentagon toilet seat look like a bargain. Among the greatest hits: Social Security checks being sent to people between the ages of 100 and 189 (spoiler: many of them are long dead), and a retirement system that processes paperwork based on how many envelopes can fit inside an elevator. (Yes, that’s a real thing. No, we don’t know why.)

Meanwhile, Trump’s second term is moving at breakneck speed, leaving bureaucrats scrambling like interns on coffee runs. Judges are trying to block reforms by filing petitions so fast they’ve basically created taxpayer-funded "no-show jobs" for themselves. Ironically, while entire programs are being slashed, DOGE has already saved American taxpayers billions—directly contradicting critics who insist the only way to fix the budget is to make billionaires cry.

And speaking of questionable financial decisions, let’s talk about energy. Turns out, OPEC still has the world by the gas nozzle, and America's previous strategy of selling off its oil reserves to keep gas prices low is now costing taxpayers dearly. Who could’ve guessed that selling oil cheap and then having to buy it back at a premium wasn’t the best plan? (Oh, right—literally everyone with a calculator.)

We also dive into the chaos of campaign finance, the government’s questionable environmental priorities, and the ever-worsening game of “Will Social Security Even Exist When I Retire?” Trump’s idea of eliminating taxes on Social Security income might help, but unless bigger changes happen, seniors may soon have to choose between groceries and heating. No pressure, though!

Will America enter the "golden age" Trump promised, or are we on track for another season of Government Waste: The Reality Show? Stick around as we continue exposing the greatest hits of bureaucratic blunders, corruption, and tax-funded nonsense. Subscribe now—because laughing is better than crying.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back.
This is the show where we talkabout everything and anything.
This is Talking Shit.
I'm with Ryan and Angelo andI'm Don't Know Shit Doug, what's
that?
Hey, gentlemen, welcome back.
Hey.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Don't.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Know Shit, don't Know Shit, doug Yep.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Don't Know Shit, doug .
There's never a better nicknamefor you.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Hey, you know what crazy.
If the shoe fits, wear it rightyeah at least I can claim
ignorance on everything like,hey, it's in the title, I don't,
I didn't know shit.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I didn't know that was just an allegation so what's
going on this week?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
oh, what has been going on this week, I mean right
now, as far as politically wiseI have to say, elon's in a lot
of trouble.
Well, not in a lot of trouble,it's going back and forth, what,
elon?
Going into these differentdepartments and finding all
kinds of money spent in obscureways.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
But why is he in trouble for that?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, because the Democrats don't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, well, did you see the fucking?
Was it the Social Securitypayments?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Dude, there's like from like the Social Security
website.
Apparently I didn't really lookinto it.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
There's like people that are from like 100 to like
189 years old like gettingfucking.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Social Security checks old like getting social
security checks People who havebeen dead for years.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's like and it's like millions of people from
like 100 to like 140.
And then like it's crazy, andthen even from like 140 to like
one 90 is like thousands ofpeople.
It's like dude, really Likeyeah, it's wild.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Who's reaping that award, that reward?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
That's like watching Shameless.
It's like.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Frank Gallagher still cashing checks out there.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
He's like yeah, my aunt's still alive, she's 197.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
She's doing well.
It's all that cigarettes andbacon.
Yeah, I mean, that's familymoney, right there People pass
down their Social Securitychecks to the next generation
that legal, no, oh okay, I wasgonna say I didn't think you
could do that but all right,somebody's gonna get in trouble
for that shit and then there wasanother thing that was

(02:17):
discovered apparently to retirefrom the government, they have
to send these people down intothis giant well under the earth,
like a giant vault under theearth, and apparently it's like
the worst place to work in theworld and they can only retire.
Yeah, and to retire somebody orretire a group of people, the
only, the only amount of peoplethat can be can retire is how

(02:40):
many envelopes can the elevatorcarry up at one time?
So if the elevator breaks down,then no one gets to retire what
I swear to god, it's theweirdest, craziest thing.
Elon musk was talking about itand how many envelopes?
Yeah, how many envelopes orfolders or because that's their
case file, so they need to bringtheir case file up above.

(03:01):
Oh really, really, it's themost retarded thing ever and
apparently Obama tried to getrid of it.
Couldn't do it.
Instead, he ended up hiringlike 200 more people to work in
the caves.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's weird yeah.
No, but I definitely know thatI know Trump was trying to like
mass force retirement on peoplebecause they're like people were
just working too fucking long,like in the government, you know
, and also the idiots that don'twant to go back to work.
Yeah, you know working fromhome and he's like hey, you're

(03:34):
fired.
And they're like oh you can'treally fire them.
You know you have to retirethem and it's like all right,
fuck them, you're retired.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
They're off payroll, they don't want to come to work?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Fuck yourself.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
No, it's crazy too, like that whole USAID stuff.
That's all under his control.
Really.
He's in the executive branch.
He could fire them all, shut itdown, and then you have these
judges who are putting uppetitions against them and
stopping it and slowing it down,but it's all going to be
appealed anyway.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's crazy.
It really is just holding upthe process.
Yeah, exactly why they hold upthe process.
They have to continue payingthese people to basically do
nothing, because they're likeall right look, you know, you
guys can't do what you weredoing because we have to stop
what you're doing, but you'restill on payroll, so it's now a
fucking basically no-show job.
Or show up in twitter thesefilms you know, which is exactly
what elon musk and trump aretrying to get rid of.
But all these judges are likeyou know, it's just the way they

(04:31):
do things.
Oh, if we stop them from firingthese people, it's like cool.
But now they have nothing to dobecause they're not funding the
programs anymore.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, well, here's the thing about useless.
You know more useless people inthe government.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Here's the thing about those jobs though I have
more useless people in thegovernment.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Here's the thing about those jobs, though.
I mean they gave them a get outof jail free card.
They said you can have the nexteight months paid leave to go
do whatever you want, we don'tcare if you get a secondary job,
We'll still pay you for thenext eight months.
Just go off into the regularfinancial district and find jobs

(05:05):
there.
And so they gave them theability just to leave and go get
jobs and get paid eight months.
Would you take it?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Well, yeah, so I mean , a lot of companies do that too
.
So a company wants to get ridof some employees.
They say, listen, we're goingto do one of two things.
We're going to give you thesenice severance package or, and
you know, and you get to enjoyit over, like you know, six or
eight months or whatever, or insix or eight months we're just
gonna fire everybody, you know.

(05:34):
So, like a lot of times, whatpeople don't realize is it's
most of them are at willemployees right, so it means
that you can quit at any timeyou want, or they can fire you
and there's nothing right.
But then you have, like thefederal labor unions and things
like that.
So some of them are like oh,this is not fair because you
know it's a labor union, it willnever get involved.

(05:56):
And then what's even funnier islike they recently got access
to a lot of the payment systemsfor the irs and stuff like that,
and so they're complaining like, ah, there's like these 19 and
20 year old kids or whateverlooking at my social security
number, they know all this shit.
But what's funny is that sodoge is a government entity.

(06:16):
Now, right, and those peoplethat those 19, 20 year old kids
are government employees.
So your argument's stupid.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
So one of those 19-year-old employees goes by
the handle of Big Balls.
Yes, yeah, yeah, I saw that.
So, yeah, we have Big Ballsgoing into the government.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Look at them.
I'm fucking so scared yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Big Balls has all their social security numbers
right now.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, I mean, they're all like you know.
So, as far as those kids andguys, whatever you know, they're
going to try to find any kindof dirt they can on them.
Some of them, you know, maybethey did messed up stuff, maybe
they didn't.
Hopefully there's not too manythat did.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
That's probably why they go with such young kids,
because, like, how much shitcould you really have done?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
so far Right yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, could you really have done so far, right,
yeah, yeah, unless you'reinvolved in some sort of like
Bitcoin scam or you know one ofthose fucking altcoin scams or
something Like what the hellcould these guys and they're
supposed to be like you knowsuper smart tech guys, so
they're data sifters, though.
So they're just like they look,they're just combing through
data for certain parameters tothen bring to doge, or you know,

(07:24):
elon Musk or whoever yeah, andbe like look at this shit,
there's fucking people that are189 years old getting social
security checks.
It's like all right.
You know, like you think likeElon Musk is doing all that on
his own and still running thesix companies.
You know like, yeah, no.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
So, yeah, it's like it was a dark cave with no
lights on.
And now you've got these guysthat are turning the lights on
things and people are freakingout because I mean, of course
you're going to lose that money.
You're going to be like, oh,we've got to stop this from
happening.
I mean, I think it's good, Ithink that it's what the people

(08:00):
wanted twice there.
And then the other part of itis like Elon Musk isn't making
choices.
You know, I'm pretty sureeverything that he's doing he's
running through to Trump.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Definitely running through to Trump.
It's his decision at the end ofthe day.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, you know, but it happened so quick and with
lightning speed that it feelslike it's him right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
And then you also have have like what he did to
twitter.
You know, he went in there andhe was like yeah, you're fired.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
He's firing people on zoom calls 80% of people are
going home today and not comingback tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's fucking awesome that's
why everyone's scared of himbecause it's like literally the
government can run at a third ofthe size that it is and be fine
, and all these stupid programsthat he's uncovering and putting
online and stuff.
It's just embarrassing.
It's embarrassing to America,it's embarrassing to the
government.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
But who's going to tell us what a sandwich is?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, you know, two of the guys that I work with.
We're having a discussion aboutElon Musk and Doge and
everything.
The one guy he's a nice guy, agood guy.
He's from Ukraine, so he's onthe other side of the coin.
The other guy's a Trumper moreor less.

(09:17):
He's saying we need to be goingafter a guy like Elon Musk and
making him pay his fair share intaxes and everything else, and
it's like, literally, elon muskpaid the most amount of taxes
any american citizen has everpaid.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's a true fact.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
You google it, you can look it up.
Yeah, he paid more taxes in oneyear than like 90 of all
americans put together.
You know that's crazy and he'slike you know we got to go after
this stuff and I'm like yo.
But like, if you walk into abathroom and there's already
shit in the toilet, are yougoing to flush it first or are
you going to shit on top of it?
You know, because taxing a guylike that more, or taxing rich

(09:55):
people more, you're just addingmore shit to the toilet for them
to fucking throw away.
It's like why are you, why areyou more concerned about how
much someone's paying in taxesand not what they're doing with
the tax money?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
you know exactly, he, just he didn't.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
He didn't get that.
He was like no, if we have moremoney, if we have more money
coming in, there would just bemore fuckery going on you know
they'd just be shitting evenmore in that fucking toilet.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
You know it's like there'd be more quails out there
on blow.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, like you know.
When your kid is like hey, dad,you know, can I get 10 bucks?
You're going to be like, whyNot?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
like, oh, yeah, you don't take 25 because we got
extra money coming in.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, right, right, right, yeah, I took yeah, I got
another 10 from mom, so now youcan have 20.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah yeah.
There was a funny video onInstagram where there was a guy
who's pretending like he'scrying.
He's like I was part of theschool bus crew in the
government.
He's like I was a researcher.
I had to research why thewheels on the bus go round and
round.
Now, we never know.

(10:58):
If they go round and round,who's going to?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
tell us.
And that's the fucking programsthat we're paying for's fucking
retarded hundreds of thousandsof dollars, dude.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I'm sure we probably spent like 50 million dollars
figuring out if we should keeppainting school buses yellow,
you know like I know that wespent I think it was 750 000 on
soap carving competitions oh.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
So when you go down to the fair state, fair yeah, we
want to make sure that soapcarving competitions are still
around $750,000 the governmentwas spending every single year.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Listen.
Irish Spring had a little playin there.
I'm sure they were going tokick back.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Dove or somebody right, yeah, Dove.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, it's crazy, dude, it's crazy.
What's so wild to me is likehow did this happen?
Right, and it's like you knowwhy didn't?
First of all, I think whathappened was, you know, Trump's
first term.
He was a total rookie inpolitics, right, yeah, yeah, and
so he was getting smacked leftand right about, like you know,
they're fighting him oneverything, giving him problems.

(12:03):
He didn't have a cabinetestablished very quickly,
Correct, he had a lot of issues,and I think this time around,
he kind of knows I feel like heknows the game, or whatever and
it's like yeah, how come wedidn't look into this though?
Yeah, it's like wow we waitedfour years or even longer, eight

(12:24):
years, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
But hopefully.
Personally, I'm kind of gladthere was a break in between
Trump's first and second term.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, I'm glad that he had a chance to sit back and
like really put his puzzlepieces together.
Right, he was ready to like goin and actually get a good team
to do what he needs to do.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, I think the more important thing is the next
guy coming in, because it'seither they're just gonna like
try to undo everything trump didand go full retard, like the
last fucking guy we just had inthere did, yeah, or, if we get
lucky, we have somebody who'slike kind of on the trump side
you know, republican democratdoesn't matter, just somebody
who like like kind of on theTrump side, you know, republican
Democrat doesn't matter.

(13:06):
Just somebody who like seeslike all right, all this shit is
actually retarded.
Let's change this stuff.
Let's make America better again.
You know, like let's not, let'snot just go full retard and
start reinstating all theseprograms and foreign aid and
fucking terrorist funding andeverything else that we're doing
now.
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well, I really think that's going to come down to
trump and how trump does goinginto his third year.
That's when we're going toreally know if most of the
things he said was going tohappen during his his
inauguration speech.
Um, then I believe that we aregoing to be in a good position
to continue on the golden agebut if he drops the ball and
people keep getting in his wayand he's not able to have a
succession um with all of hisplans, then I think that we

(13:52):
might be pushing back towardsthe democratic side, because
they're going to be like see, wetold you press eggs never
dropped.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah yeah, no, that is true, right.
So there are some, uh, economicthings in play, right, it's
that right.
There are common people who arestruggling, I guess, because of
the price of eggs and gasolineand everything else.
It's going to take a littlewhile for the tariffs and stuff

(14:22):
to kick in.
It's going to be interesting tosee that.
I mean, they put it on there,right, they're all up and as far
as, like you know, it hasn'taffected me in any negative way
yet.
You know what I'm saying.
Just wait, I don't know.
I don't have to buy anappliance in a while, though,
anyway.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
So I think if you go to dogeorg you can actually come
up with how much the Dogeprogram has already saved the
United States, and I think it'sup to like $10 billion if I'm
not mistaken.
I'll have to look into that.
So hey guys, don't quote me onthat, but I believe it's
something like an astronomicalnumber already, like right out
of the starting gate.

(15:00):
So if he continues choppingthings like that and getting rid
of programs like that, I meanwe'll be so much better off
because we won't have to pay asmany taxes.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
What else is crazy is like?
So I think, as far as theDemocratic Party is concerned,
they're out there freaking out,picketing.
They got people with signs.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
You got like Chuck Schumer trying to start a chant
awkwardly it didn't really workout for him when he was doing
that, all those chants are godawfulawful, but I love it.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, and nobody was really chanting with him.
It was kind of funny if youwatched it on the news and it's
just like I think the averageperson looks at these people and
they're like, yeah, they'refucking nuts, yeah, they're
crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Like you know, next year, whenever the hell it comes
time for them to be voted onagain, no, I mean, if anyone
watched that video of MaxineWalters like outside the
Department of Ed and the guywouldn't let her in, like you
can clearly see how old and likeout of touch she is the way
she's like talking and trying toput sentences together.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Like she's like like two steps behind Biden.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
You know, it's like these are people representing
young America.
You know, yeah, they're fucking80 year old millionaires that
just robbed us.
You know, robbed us, robbed ourentire generation of the future
yeah and you know they'reliving the dream, their kids are
living the dream.
They live in this littlefucking bubble.
That this is like you know Imean look at fucking chelsea

(16:27):
clinton making 80 milliondollars.
It's crazy, you know, tell meabout her fucking struggle you
know, I bet she doesn't have aproblem buying a house.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
You know, probably get houses fucking donated to
her.
So it's like, yeah, yeah, I'msure she didn't have to put down
10 percent.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, I don't know why fucking populations is
declining?
Because no one could affordfucking kids except for these
rich fucking politicians.
You know it's like.
You know, greed kills.
You know, kill the country.
So, getting rid of these oldfucks, we need to set term
limits yes you know we need tofucking what would you set the?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
intelligent path okay angelo, if you had the gavel in
your hand and I we, I was tosay, hey, what do you think your
ending year as president couldbe?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
well, president, I agree with the two terms and
like an eight-year thing, andthen maybe yeah, but we're gonna
start the same thing you knoweight or ten years, because they
do two-year terms right.
So, like you know, eight or tenyears, you know, I think that's
that's about it.
Like that's as long as youshould really have any fucking
say in it.
And like, if you're over Idon't know, if you're over

(17:35):
fucking 70 time to go.
It's like a normal person atwork retires anywhere from 55 to
62, 65, right, unless you haveno retirement, which a lot of
the country doesn't.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
And they got to work until they die, but that's
another fucking issue that needsto be fucking fixed.
Social Security was supposed tobe something to help people out
in the end of their life, butit's not enough money.
They robbed it fucking blind,you know.
I mean there's millions ofeconomists that go out there and
say like if you invested thatmoney into your own stock

(18:13):
account fucking into a savingsaccount it's fucking three
percent or whatever over thecourse of your entire life, you
would have millions of dollarswhen you went to retire.
Instead, you have a 1200payment for payment for 10 years
before you die.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Where's the rest of that?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
money.
How many people don't make itto Social Security?
That paid into it their entirelives, that died at 50, died at
fucking 55, whatever.
They never got a SocialSecurity check ever.
Where's all that money?
Why is it so depleted?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I mean there's also people on the other end of the
spectrum, right?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
that the longevity is huge, right?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
yeah, you know it's a much smaller percentage of the
people that live way longer thanthe people that die young, you
know, but even so, like the, thepayments that you get, so like
they didn't account forinflation, so everything's more
expensive and so that that 1200or whatever you're getting is
not doing what it used to do andso, like you're, an old person
now suffering.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, you know getting by on ramen.
So yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah,you look at a lot of the people
in our, in our area, bro, like Imean it's like old ladies like
living on ramen and fucking catfood and shit you know like
where they lose their houses.
You know Like they fucking losetheir house, you know.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Knocked out my headphones.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I did.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, I guess, whatever the hell you just did,
I just tapped the mic, I gotnothing.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
You got nothing.
Dead in the water.
This guy Dead in the water.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Bad mic, Sorry people .
What are we doing with the?
I'll cut this.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
There you go it's good, you're good, yeah, all
right I don't know I just turnedit all right back in three, two
, one all right.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
So you know you got these old people out there just
losing their houses.
Man you know, paying twelvethousand eighteen thousand
dollars a year and fuckingproperty tax, yeah, that's more
than your social security income, you know yeah, I mean, where
can you even find a place torent for less than twelve
hundred dollars?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
yeah, and then food on top of that, like what are
you supposed to do with thatmoney.
Yeah, like that barely pays foryour medical at that time
because you've been shoving allthe what was it?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
these um that's even better than medical.
Like like my mother, you knowshe's got to pay like a hundred
something dollars a month out ofher Social Security towards her
Medicare, medicaid or whateverthe fuck it is.
She's losing money right offthe top for that.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
And she got to pay taxes.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, and pay taxes.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
You got to pay taxes on your fixed income.
How crazy is that?
So I mean, you know.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
That's one of the Trump things he was saying he
wants to get rid of the Medicaretax.
That's crazy, and seniorcitizens on it, on Social
Security, he won't have to paytaxes.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
He wants to get rid of the tip tax.
I heard he wants to get rid ofincome tax?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
He does, but that's too bold.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
See the.
Thing is.
That's a huge move, dude.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, even he knows like looking at the numbers you
can't get rid of that.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Only federal, yeah, federal.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
But, like you, can't get rid of that yet because we
have such a deficit and such anamount of fucking debt that,
like you know, he could do awaywith some of these things and
the tariffs will pick up some ofit.
But as the tariffs roll outmaybe he could get rid of some
more of the taxes, but likewe're still 30 something
trillion dollars in debt.
You know that that ain't goingaway.
The interest on that ain'tgoing away, you know.

(21:29):
So you still have to collectmoney to pay that debt down and
unfortunately that's our fuckingincome tax yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
What was even crazier is like so you know opec, you
know opec is saudi arabia andthe oil and shit like that.
Yeah, so, like, so, like theycontrol the oil price.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
They're like ah, we're going to stop refining.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, Just hold the hose Every summer, every summer,
every single summer, they dorefinery upgrades or they shut
down refineries.
It's the same shit every year.
They're like, oh, we got tworefineries down for maintenance
or upgrades or whatever the fuck, and gas prices go back up in
the beginning of every summerand they do in the beginning of
every winter.
You know, so it's like it's thesame.

(22:12):
That's why, when the warstarted with Russia and Ukraine
and like, oh, gas prices becauseof Russia, russia has to sell
their gas to OPEC.
It's a fucking.
It's like the international lawthing.
They have to keep up with OPEC.
They can't dictate the price.
Opec dictates the price.
America sells gas to OPEC.
We all sell it to OPEC and thenwe buy it back at their price.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
You know, yeah, and that's the way it works.
That's how they regulate thefucking money, you know, know?
So what's the plans for us toget out of that?
Are there any on the table?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
no, there's no plans for that.
The only thing that'll help,that is if america drills more
oil.
So you know, like, if theyloosen up the restrictions on
oil, if they get the pipelinecoming in again, you know, like,
like those things help becausethen it forces opec.
You know, because we're not themajority, we can be a majority

(23:05):
producer, but we're not.
You know Saudi Arabia isfucking Iran, or whatever
Afghanistan, wherever thesefucking countries are, you know
those people are.
You know.
So, to a degree, if we drillmore oil, we could keep more of
our oil.
We buy less oil from them, andthen that helps drive down the
oil price.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I know Biden did did that he was mad about it.
Oh yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
But even our national reserve.
We have like a national reserve, so if we go to war, yeah we
have like oil to fuel ourfucking warships yeah he was
selling the national reserve oilin the american market to try
to lower like you know, itartificially lowers the gas
prices in america, right, yeah,but now we're so low on that

(23:49):
shit we got to buy it back, andthe price of fuels hot, so now
it's costing us, you know,double to buy it back there and
that's part of the you know,part of the problem too, you
know because they know, theyknow, they got us by the balls,
like you know oh, they need torefuel

Speaker 3 (24:02):
yeah it's, it's $10 a gallon, yeah, and that's for
the crude.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah, that's crazy, it's fucking nuts.
Yeah, and just like shit nevergoes back.
Like they said.
Oh, the price of the barrel isup to over $100.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
And then it went back down to like $40 or $50.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
The price of the pump didn't go back down to $1.
To like 40 or 50 dollars.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, the price of the pump didn't go back down to
a dollar.
No price of the pump stayed at250.
You know, I mean at covet.
It was amazing covet.
I think that the cheapest I sawgas was like a dollar 89.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, but that was under trump man, when trump was
opening up the drill and thepipeline was coming and biden
got in annexed the pipelinestopped the fucking drilling.
They blew up the other gas linegoing to uh can.
Yeah, no, I think it was overin Europe.
They blew up that.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Nordic one, oh yeah, the one under the water.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
They blew up the Nordic one under the water.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
You know, All of a sudden, gas prices were fucking
$3.80 a gallon again.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
It was like you know, not to mention, the supply and
demand was going the otherdirection during COVID.
Not a lot of people weredriving around, so the gas
stations were like, yeah, allright, we'll lower the prices,
get some people in here to buysome of our gas that's not saudi
arabia was like how are we?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
going to pay for our lamb bikini?
Yeah, that's not like I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I don't believe in supply and demand when it comes
to gas, because yeah yeah,because the retail customer is
the smallest customer of gas.
You know, you're a truckingindustry, you're a shipping
industry.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
But that's diesel.
You're fucking trains.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
It's all, yeah, it's all.
Diesel Gas is a byproduct ofdiesel.
It's all yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
but even in October, when they have like hurricanes
and the fucking refinery getshit, the prices go up.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Well, because the refinery's out, you know.
So like they, you know, butthere's 12 other refineries, but
they, you know, they jerk itoff.
They're like oh yeah, therefinery's out.
You're like what about the onenext door?
That's still working.
Yeah it's going fine.
Yeah, you know, the guy overthere is a little slow, so you
know Pipes are old they like tojerk that shit off, but it's all

(26:06):
diesel, but it's all gas.
It's all from the same petroleumproduct your fuel oil, at your
house.
They're selling it, so there'sreally no supply and demand
issue.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
There's really nothing.
It's all kind of bullshit.
Everybody needs to go somewhere.
Everybody needs a house heating.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
People were still driving.
Maybe a little less, but peoplewere still driving.
And yeah, and that was only forlike a fucking small period,
you know.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
All right, so we're going with trump.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Trump's amazing um finances allowed us to have
cheaper gas yeah, I think trumpI think that's what I was saying
trump lessened restrictions.
He had that pipeline deal goingon.
He had things that had opecgoing like all right man, we
almost gas a little cheaper.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
All right man, you know, quit fucking with us you
know, he even did that thingwith like the epa to like stop
it.
So like the like, I rememberthey they came out with like
really tough emission standardsfor cars and like all the, all
the uh manufacturers like damn,we're gonna do whatever for this
.
And then he was like we'regetting rid of that.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
I mean yeah it's because, you know, like these
people, man, like you seecongressional hearings.
You know, you ever see thosecongressional hearings where
they're talking about the co2 inthe atmosphere and they're like
what percentage of theatmosphere you think is co2?
And these people like, yeah,eight percent, ten percent,
twelve percent.
They're like point, fuckingzero, fucking one percent or
some, you know like somefraction of a thing, and it's

(27:24):
like know if you really thinkhumans are contributing in a way
, we're ruining the planet, butin other ways.
But like this whole CO2 thingis like plant some fucking trees
, you know, maybe clean up theocean and get rid of.
You know, because, like, thelargest converter of CO2 is
actually plankton in the ocean,really yeah.

(27:47):
The rainforest and the treesamount for almost nothing
compared to the ocean.
And it's like why don't westart cleaning up these fucking
ocean fucking problems?
Why don't we spend more?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
money doing that instead.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Of putting more emissions on cars and making it
harder for fucking people tolive.
I don't know it's stupid.
I don't know it's stupid.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
I don't know.
Now you're making me feel badabout loving the fact that we
have the Gulf of America wherewe're drilling oil again.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Now you got me looking at Don Dish Dish
Detergent commercials wherethey're cleaning off the ducks
and shit with oil.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Don't even get me started with Don Dish Dish.
It's like a funny commercial, afunny guy.
So he's like.
He's like.
You know, it makes no sense Todon't dish commercials.
He's like I don't have Afucking oily duck, I got oily
dishes.
What are you gonna do For mydishes?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
It's like yeah big deal.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
You're fucking cleaning Ducks out here, you
know.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Yeah, oh shit, yeah, that was.
Was that the Exxon one or wasthat the the BP one?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
yeah, oh, we're sorry , Dad, I don't even think they
apologized at first.
Yeah, they didn't give a shit,yeah, and it was a funny thing.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
It was leaking for a long time, wasn't it?
Oh yeah, because right beforethat, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Right before that they removed a sanction on that
ship where they had to have anoff-site ship that could blow up
the tunnel or whatever.
The fucking drilling site.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
So if the oil platform detached like it did
and there was an oil leak, therewas a charge set at the base of
this thing to blow it up andstop the oil right, so it
wouldn't just spew oil out.
They removed that sanction andthen, right after that, dick
Cheney opened up this huge oilcleanup fucking thing.

(29:32):
And then a couple months later,the BP oil spill happened.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Guess who got the contract.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Guess who got the contract.
Yeah, it sure so happens.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, it just so happens that they saw that
coming, you know.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, I remember they were trying to figure out how
to plug it and everything else.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, they couldn't stop it Because they like
Stopped doing this.
I forget what it is Like ablowout, fucking Blowout charge
or some shit like that man whenit's like, yeah, it's designed
literally so that, likeSomething like that happens,
they can blow the fucking thingup, because if the whole oil rig
blows up and people are dyingand shit, you need another ship
out there to detonate this thing, oh, okay.

(30:08):
You need somebody watching tobe like, oh fuck, boom, blow the
thing up and stop the wholesituation?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, Am I wrong in saying?
But wasn't that well,particularly deeper than the
other ones?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I don't know, I don't know either.
Okay.
I know they had a hard timewith it, though, and then I know
like later, they discoveredoil-eating microbes.
Oh yeah, we spoke about this,yeah, and I'm like, oh wow,
scientists are like whoa, naturetakes care of itself.
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Well, it's you know, yeah, itself, look at that.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
well, you know yeah, you know, I mean we, we
destroyed a lot of nature withthat, but you know dawn dish.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Detergent must be pissed what like puffer fish.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
What kind of fish?

Speaker 3 (30:48):
did we lose?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
yeah, I mean there's a ton of fucking fish and sea
life over there died yeah, youknow it was like a hundred mile
radius or some shit like that.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
You know it was like yeah shit, washing up skid row,
maybe a year, you know?
Yeah, I don't know man, i'tknow man.
I think that we do do somedamage, but at the same time,
asteroid, whatever, fuckingslammed into Texas and took out
the dinosaurs, could happenanyway.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Well, that's the whole thing that I'm saying.
It's like, yeah, we contributeto the problem.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Tomorrow could be the last day.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, we contribute to the problem, but the last day
, yeah, we contribute to theproblem, but at the same time,
like it's cyclical, you know,like this, these kinds of things
fucking happen man like yousaid, an asteroid, get hit the
fucking planet tomorrow andthat's game over for all of us,
you know yeah or we could slowlychoke ourselves out with
fucking killing the ocean andtrees, yeah, and losing our
fucking oxygen and atmosphere.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
You know, know, oh, you know what's crazy I saw
about actually Choking out, no,no, so like during the wartime
and the war effort anddeveloping nuclear weapons, so
like there was some test sitesomewhere that they were testing
.
Oh, they had a meltdown ontheir nuclear reactor and it was
one of these areas that waslike a temporary area and it

(32:04):
didn't even have like the, themandatory, like 12 foot of
concrete that's supposed to beunder there typical yeah and uh,
what else?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
but anyway, so like that's in somebody's drinking
water.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Now, you know these.
Actually, they said it wasleeching into the ocean for a
long time and it didn't say shit.
Wow, they didn't say shit no,they didn't say shit they didn't
say shit.
No, they didn't say shit theydidn't say shit oh, I know, and
it was a whole big thing aboutlike it was a race right and
it's.
They called them like nuclearcowboys or something like that,
because it was just like howfast can we do this?
And how you know?
It was like advancement.

(32:36):
Yeah, forget regulation andfiguring shit out how safe this
is.
We need to, like you know,destroy, kill people.
So how fast can we make thisweapon?
Yeah, and they did veryquestionable shit and there's
areas and there's hot spots inthe world's oceans.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, when they were testing the fucking nuclear
device, when they first came upwith the H-bomb or whatever the
fuck it was, they literallytested it.
In every scenario they blew oneup underwater in the ocean.
You know, it's like now youhave nuclear contamination.
Yeah, I think it was offCalifornia, you know.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
It's that fish from the Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, I mean, there's one if you read about Fukushima
in Japan.
Yeah, Like their plan was likethey had a nuclear reactor
meltdown.
Right, yeah, and they have injapan.
Yeah, like their plan was likethey had a nuclear reactor
meltdown right you have to keepit cool, otherwise it'd be even
worse they had the earthquake sothey have yeah, so they have
water running through thisreactor still and they still now
it's become nuclear and they'restoring it but they have like
hundreds of thousands of gallonsof water and they're like they

(33:36):
wanted to release it.
Yeah, we're gonna put it intothe ocean and china was pissed
yep, we're just gonna put it outin the ocean.
The ocean water would dilute itenough Everything would be fine
.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
That was like last year, yeah, and it's like dude,
are you?
Fucking kidding me.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
You know, that's when people say like, because they
literally they think nuclearenergy is the cleanest energy.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
And it's like no, it's not, because it the waste
of it is bad, but they all havewaste.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
It's all waste.
It's hard to contain that.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
So what are we doing with it?
And they literally the Americangovernment would take
Containers, cargo, shipcontainers Full of nuclear waste
and they just drop it into theMarion Trench.
It's fucking deep down there.
We'll never see that again.
What is that doing to ourFucking?
What is that doing to ourfucking ocean?
What is that doing to ourfucking?
We eat sea life.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
That also comes down to the seven islands of garbage.
Are you guys aware of this?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, there's huge floatingislands out in the middle of the
ocean that are the size ofTexas.
There's seven of these massivebodies of garbage just floating
out there and you can findeverything from hubcaps to cars,
to lost children, to fullhouses that got swept off into

(34:52):
the ocean and just kind offloated away and got stuck on
this garbage island.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
I heard the next Epstein Island is going to be on
one of those.
Just moves around, you'll neverfind us.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
You weren't supposed to tell anybody about that.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Speaking of missing kids.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Talking to you, Bill Gates.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Whoa.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Allegations yeah, that guy goes on the View and
he's like you know.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Oh yeah, that friggin' Indian guy.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah, yeah, he superimposed himself in La Vieux
, but that was the best.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
That was fucking funny.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
He makes good videos that guy yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I guess I missed that one.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Oh really.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, you got to send me that one.
Yeah, I got to try to find it.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
It's like it's not the list.
You're familiar with Bill, butit's another important list,
yeah yeah speaking about lists,that's another thing that's
coming out.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Uh, apparently we're getting the uh jfk report, the
mlk report, um I hope we get theepstein report we are getting
the answer for it and the flightlog.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I mean not that I don't care about jfk or mlk, but
like they're before our time,yeah, the motherfuckers that
were on that epstein list,they're, uh, still, still around
, still in power, still inoffice.
Yeah, still in office you knowso let's, let's, round them
motherfuckers up and throw themoff a bus we'll see.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
That's the problem with the democratic party
they're sweating bullets, and Ithink they're sweating bullets
because they're guilty of somuch shit.
In fact, if you look at what isit called the Google search or
Google scan, you can see whatpeople are looking up in
different areas.
And if you look up WashingtonDC, the most Googled things at

(36:37):
this current time are lawyershow to embezzle money.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I like that.
People are still stupid enoughlike top top google searches.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, these are like the top google searches in
washington dc right now andpeople are like sweating bullets
, like the democratic party's,like, oh shit, they're gonna
find out all our secrets.
Yeah, they're actually going tothe right spots to find out how
we did what we did.
And we're in trouble because,like, when it came down to all
the people that were running fortrump, he had, uh, fdr, and
everybody up on that, up on thatpodium that was judging fdr

(37:15):
were took bribes from pfizer,from all the medical industry.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Oh yeah, yeah that was the best when he was
shitting on fucking berniesanders and bernie's like that
was employees that donated themoney.
It's like, yeah, okay, so manyfucking pfizer employees were on
your side that you got ahundred million dollars or 10
million dollars, whatever thefuck, even if it was a million
dollars 1.4 yeah, 1.4 milliondollars.

(37:40):
Like really, really, so manyfucking pfizer and Moderna
employees were that inclined todonate to your cause that you
got 1.4 million dollars fromthese fucking people, that's.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
That's definitely corporate setup.
You know, that's like when theydo the super PACs, Like it's
all corporate setup.
They know the laws, yeah, youknow.
So they're like yo give Berniefucking $1,000.
I'll throw you an extra 50bucks on your paycheck.
You know, I'll cover thethousand and throw you an extra
50.
Like, come on man, Come on,that's how this shit works.
And like you know, Bernie knowsthat, but he's trying to make

(38:13):
it sound like he's not a fuckingpiece of shit.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Well, he's trying to protect Pfizer and all these big
companies that paid him allthat money.
The paid him all that money.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
The best was bernie sanders was like the poorest guy
in the senate until he ran forpresident.
Then he ran for president,didn't even get nominated to be
on the presidential candidatebut got like 35 million dollars
raised in campaign campaignfunds which he was under
investigation about.
Yeah, all of a sudden owns fivehouses, two teslas you know all

(38:40):
this shit and he's not runningfor president anymore you know,
and that was it.
And now he's back in thebackground going I didn't take
donations, I didn't do that.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, you did you fucking jerk.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
You know, you didn't even own your own fucking house
before that happened.
Now you got five fucking houses.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Now they're huge houses.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, I own the mountains of Vermont now.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah mountains of Vermont.
Now, yeah, he owns Stratton.
He's like this is my backyard,see Killington over there.
That's why I like the farm.
I take the dog walking up themountain.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
It's just fucking amazing.
He's a Democrat, fucking idiot,socialist douche.
Well, that's what they're upsetabout.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
They're all worried and they're all shaking in their
boots that they're going to bediscovered and, as they're going
through the files, and BigBalls is looking to end your
shit, Big Balls is going to knowBig Balls is always as good as
four doors more horse.
You know Big Balls is coming foryou guys.
You guys are worried about itand the crazy thing about it is

(39:38):
Big Balls was actually one ofhis neuroscientists, so he
worked on that project.
So the kid's smart, he's smartas a whip.
He definitely kicked my ass insome Call of Duty.
But when it comes down to it,these guys are trembling that
they're going to be discoveredand all of their transgressions
are going to come to the surface.

(39:59):
And all these people that theysaid oh for the people, we're
for the people, yeah, we're hereto help you guys.
We're into trans rights and allthat.
And speaking of that that, Ithink that's kind of funny.
If you watch any of these showscurrently, right now, everybody
that was like a hundred percent, all for harris, they'll bring
up, bring it up in discussion.
They'll be like so what aboutthe transformers?

(40:20):
What about that?
They're like oh well, we nevercared about that, ever.
We never talked about that.
And they're like yo what, whyare you backtracking so hard?
like, instantly backtrack, yepyeah I thought this was your
thing, man, I thought you'regoing for it.
I thought you were like allabout it, like your party, well,
but apparently you don't have aleg to stand on speaking of the

(40:43):
whole Transformers.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Transformers I want to see them.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
There was a funny comedian that was talking about
it.
He goes.
You know he's like, whateverthe percentage of Gen Z's are
gay, he's like.
But honestly he's like have youseen how many fucking women in
their generation are morbidlyobese?
Would you want to fuck that?
You walk into a store andTarget or something.
You see all these fat chicks.
You can be like, yeah, I'drather suck a dick.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Are you fat shaming?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I'm like, oh man, that's fucked up.
Man, you're in the US as well.
You're going to have to golouder.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
This is when Modi.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
I can.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
This is when Modi.
This is when he gets translated.
When was this?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
It's a press conference.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah, he tells the Indian guy.
I don't know what he's saying.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
But what's funny is like it's almost like on purpose
, right, because he's going tomention something.
Well, because he talks about,like so Modi, right, he's the
prime minister or whatever, thepresident or whatever the fuck
of India.
I don't know what he is, someimportant guy, and you know on
the guy when he's there it'slike ah, so what do you think
about human rights in India?

(42:01):
I don't understand a word.
He's saying yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
You know yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Sorry to interrupt the flow.
This was like on there.
No it was funny.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I saw one where some Indian guy was trying to ask
Trump a question, yeah, andTrump had like an interpreter
there.
Yeah, and they were like likemaking fun of Trump because he
has an interpreter to interpretthe guy's English to English,
you know.
Yeah, but it's like you knowhe's like talking with such a
heavy Indian accent that it'slike Trump did the same thing.

(42:33):
He's like I don't know what thehell.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
the guy said yeah, no , you're going to have.
I'm sure he said great things,great things.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Can you type it into Google Translate for me?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I'll just read it.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
It's crazy, it really is.
That's going to be the nextwave of shit.
Then did you see Trump banned?
I don't know if it's banned orwhatever, but they're stopping
certain press organizations fromcoming to the White House, like
CNN and New York Times and shit, and then they're going to have
other like NPR or whatever.

(43:09):
I don't know Some otherorganizations.
Like you know, we're gettingrid of these fucking legacy
media outlets in the pressconferences.
We're going to have these othermedia outlets come in and like
this is part of state-run media,like the fucking Democrats are
going nuts about it.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
You mean the USAID employees?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
From what I remember in reference to that, what they
were talking about was Trumplikes to do his.
He likes to have a pressconference In like the Oval
Office or whatever, or like oneof them fucking rooms in the
White House.
So, he'll do that.
So there's a list for that, andthen there's a list for the one
with his that news chick.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Whatever her name, is the news chick, the new blonde
news chick.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Yeah, the new blonde news chick.
That's very witty.
He's really good at pickingspeakers bro.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Those last two chicks that he had Were fucking great.
The first one that he had, Iforget her name, but she was
fucking awesome.
She didn't take shit like atall she was like shutting people
down.
And then the other one that hehad, uh, mckinney or whatever
her name was, yeah, that waslike you know, she had the
binder and she was prepared andthey're like trying to make fun
of her for that.
And then, like we go to bidenwhere he has this black lesbian

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fucking immigrant chick that'slike all proud of herself,
that's like just not preparedfor anything.
Like is joe biden president?
I don't even know I don't evenknow if there's somebody even
running the country right now.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
You're like, how are you the fucking speaker?
It's biting to sleep in hisbasement.
Yeah, yeah, who's making, who'scalling the shots?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
yeah, who's calling the shot after 4 30 when biden
admits that he goes to bed?
Who's calling the shots After4.30 when Biden admits that he
goes to bed.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Who's calling the shots?
Do they wake?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
him up.
That's absurd.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
How many times did Joe Biden fall down today?
Yeah, can you give me a numberBallpark Three, four times did
he fall down.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
She was terrible.
I mean it was a very comedictime.
You know it was a sad time forthe country.
Yeah, it just made us lookpathetic, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Like pathetic.
Honestly, I would have ratherhad that guy in a dog mask
Fucking running the show.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Well, I mean, that was fine.
You know that, general, youever see that general Nuts I
wouldn't want to do that.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Alright, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want to do that
either, so I don't know where weleft off there.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
We'll have to wind that one down.
So I don't know where we leftoff there.
We'll have to wind that onedown a little bit.
Tonight's the night ofequipment failures.
Yeah, it's all right though.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Doug's douche flute's still working, so he's happy.
That's crazy dude.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Well, hey, man, we were bound to run into some kind
of interesting malfunction.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
We're learning.
We're learning what's go.
You're growing with us as anaudience and we appreciate you
guys well.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Doug, does I do?
Yes, I do, alright, so I guesswe should probably just start a
new topic so you can cut it in.
Cut out the last of whatever wewere saying and cut in
something else.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yeah all right, I got to spit it.
Do something with A.
A, I don't want A.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
You're just an alligator in.
Florida these days, yeah, yeah,yeah.
Now, what has been going on?
Nothing besides all that stuff.
So I started a new video gamethis week.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Oh, it should be gay.
Yeah, it's going to be very gay, but it's very fucking awesome.
New video game yeah, it'scalled.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Kingdom Come, deliverance 2.
So it's a sequel to a game thatyou are, a Deliverance 1.
Yeah, deliverance 1.
Deliverance Just Kingdom Come.
So it's a sequel to a game that, uh, you are a deliverance one,
yeah, deliverance one,deliverance just kingdom come
kingdom come right.
So you are a squire to anobleman and you show up in this
land where you're delivering amessage and all of a sudden you

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get uh, your whole party getslike killed and massacred and
you're taking a bath in thewater and trying to peep on some
girls and then like, when youturn around, your whole party's
dead.
And now you're just stuck inthe middle of the chetra public,
back in like the medieval daysand you have to make your way
through the countryside and likeregain your money and your

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honor and then figure out what'sall going on in this whole town
and area.
It's very complex and reallycool and you can be gay if you
want to hook up with a dude.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Okay, and that's why Doug plays it.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Yeah, you brought that up, so I wanted to say if
you wanted to be gay, that wasthe path he took.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
But what's cool about this is it's Exactly that's why
he started as a squire.
The nobleman teabagged himbefore he sent him out.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
So, when it comes down to the game itself, you
have the option of being gay ifyou want to, but back in the day
gay was unacceptable.
So if you are gay or want to begay, you have to do it like
behind closed doors, and ifanybody catches you they'll kill
you.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Yeah, we should bring it back to that.
But if you want to be sober ornot sober, if you want to be,
Wait a second.
If you want to be straight,then you can be straight and
open or anywhere, and likeeverybody's accepting of that,
because at the time that wasaccepting what?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
kind of fucking video game is this.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
It's very complex.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
So it's like do you have the option to tuck your
t-shirt inside out, or somethinglike the fags used?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
to be what to show.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah and it's like.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
You can't walk around like that because you'll get
beat up in the street.
What kind of video game is this?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Well, it's better to have the other characters know
that you're gay without showingyour gayness, without sucking
their dicks.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
I honestly don't know .
You just walk around on yourknees just looking for cocks
Like is that they know?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
You got any farm work around here for me?
You know, you know, you know,you know.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
You definitely played the gay version and was like,
yeah, all right, let me restartthis.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
This?
Yeah, all right, let me restartthis.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
This one's too hard with a load of new save.
No, honestly, I don't know howto go gay, but apparently there
is an option I saw online.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Yeah, interesting, yeah, because everybody was
against.
Well, everybody was really madat these people for the game
that they made.
Because they made a game aboutlike the nine hundreds, uh,
czech Republic, and they're like, well, there's no minorities in
it, oh, okay.
Like, oh, yeah, cause therewere no minorities in that area
at that time, it was just whitepeople.

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Like, yeah, there wereimmigrants, but it was
immigrants of other white people.
It was Europe.
Yeah, it wasn't like you wereblending the entire societies of
the earth into one massivebubble.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
The minorities were the Mongolians.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
No, not even man.
The Mongolians.
The Mongolians break my wall.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I mean the Mongolians have to get through the Middle
East and all that to even getover here to Europe.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, I mean the Czech Republic isn't like very
close to Asia.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
No, well, no, so the Czech.
It is in Asia.
It's part of Russia.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
The Czech Republic?
Yeah, no, czech Republic is inEurope.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
No, it's Europe, that's Russia.
Russia wasn't there.
Russia was actually actuallyMongolia.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Well, Russia is Beijing.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
It's on like yeah, Russia.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
It's also Europe.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
The other side of.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Russia is.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
China.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
You know Russia goes all the way across, but I think
it was Mongolia back then.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
It wasn't really Russia.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Is Ukraine Europe or Asian Ukraine Ukraine?
It wasn't really Russia.
Well, is Ukraine Europe orAsian Ukraine Ukraine?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
It's an extra hammer.
People are going to hate this.
It's Russian.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
And Putin has his way .
He's getting it all backwards.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
It was Russia until like 30 years ago.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
You see that little Russia down there.
It used to be called Germany.
Yeah, see that little.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Russia down there used to be called Germany.
Yeah, I don't know, yeah no.
I gotta look up Czech Republic.
Czech Republic is in the air.
Oh, it's a transcontinental.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Transgenders over there.
It's a transformer.
It's a transformer.
It's a continental transformerfor Europe and Asia.
Yeah, spanning across bothcontinents.
The Ural Mountains typicallymark the dividing line between
European and Asian parts ofRussia.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
See, I'm playing on the European side.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Oh, there's Asian parts of Russia, huh, yeah,
that's why you got the KimJong-un over there.
Who wants McDonald's?
Wait what?
That's why you got the KimJong-un over there.
Who wants McDonald's?
Wait what?
Yeah, so like back when, likeyou know, trump went over there
and they would, you know, he wascalling him a little rocket man
and all that shit, and then itwas like you know, he was like
all right, cool, let's invite,you know, them over, let's try

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to have some peace, or something.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Shit.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Mongolia still exists he expressed like an interest
to have McDonald's there inNorth Korea, really yeah.
Okay, I was like one of thethings again with the Ukrainian
guy Zelensky.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
No, this guy that I work with he was like you know,
russia's like total third worldcountry and shit, and I'm like
look it up, they have likefucking's.
Like you know, russia's like atotal third world country and
shit and I'm like I like look itup, like they have like fucking
, like I don't know I forgetwhat the number was but they
have like tons of mcdonald'sover there.
I'm like kind of third worldcountry has like mcdonald's
everywhere yeah like yeah, itwas like so fucking dumb, like I
guess, yeah, so stupid.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Yeah, my favorite fun fact about russia is when it
comes down to their vodka.
They had a classic vodka thatwas known for their country and
they sold it to Coca-Colabecause they wanted Coca-Cola in
the country.
And then Coca-Cola was like allright, we'll go ahead and sell
you Coke, but if we do, we getall of your vodka and all the

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rights to it to sell it aroundthe entire world.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
So Coke has the rights to like Stoli or
something.
Yeah, yes they do.
Okay.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Yeah, because Coca-Cola was worth more than
Stoli vodka at the time.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I mean listen, where else can you get like a liter,
two liter fucking vodka foreight dollars?
I'm just there.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yeah, you can also get crocodile.
I don't know what that is, oh.
So, apparently, um, their drugepidemic is so grand that they
have taken like a heroinbyproduct and mixed it with uh,
eye drops and oh and likekerosene, and when they do this
they inject it into the skin.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I thought you were going to say they put it in
their eyes.
Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
No, they actually inject it into their skin.
And as it goes into the skin,it actually starts dissolving
the flesh and leaving thesegiant porous pockets all over
their flesh.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Who the?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
fuck would want to do that.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Horrific.
I mean the people that are atthat point of their addiction.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
I need to like put holes in my body and it feels
amazing.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Yeah.
Nothing gets me higher thanrotting off parts of my human
existence.
That's wild, yeah.
So yeah, it's called crocodile.
If you look it up, I'm tellingyou the the pictures of it makes
you want to vomit.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
It.
Look it up, I'm telling you thethe pictures of it makes you
want to vomit.
It's, it's, it's a bad, baddrug, and you know that
somebody's in a bad, bad placewhen they're on it.
Yeah, yeah, I would say so,yeah, yeah I'm gonna voluntarily
burn acid hole wonks in my armto get that chasing that high
you know chasing that dragoneating holes in my arm if.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Fucking see through my shit, it's no worse than bath
salts.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Oh honestly, I think I would say that it's definitely
up there with bath salts.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Bath salts.
You're just like rippingsomebody else's.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
I was going to say you like eat someone else's face
.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
But you don't have to wake up in the morning with
that.
You know you might have toclean off some blood around your
mouth, maybe like some fleshout of your teeth, but other
than that, you've just digestedhuman flesh.
That's something you're goingto have to deal with morally for
the rest of your life.
For physical damage Nah, fuckthat.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
I don't deal with things morally like that.
I'm like whatever decision Imade at the time, I made it, I
had my reasons.
The reason could have been Iwas just shit faced, but I had
my reason.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
And I stand by it.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I stand by my choice.
It was a solid choice, whateverthe fuck I did.
Oh yeah, oh, yeah, oh oh.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Mongolia, mongolia, yeah, oh yeah, wow, thanks for
that.
Okay, oh, mongolia.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Mongolia yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Oh yeah, Wow Thanks for that.
Okay.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Yeah, this is crocodile.
This is what it does to youLike.
This is how it burns.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
That's in Russia.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
You said this is Russian.
This is Russian drug.
This is how bad it's getting inthe ghettos over there.
I like that.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I like that it also mixes in pictures of crocodiles.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Well, yeah, over there, I like that.
I like that it also mixes inpictures of crocodiles.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Well, yeah, because it confuses the internet they're
like, who would even want to dothis?
Yeah, yeah, it looks exactly.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
It's like a rotting puss hole exactly in my body
that's how bad you're gettingwith your addiction.
That you're like let me goahead and stick this toxic like
vial into my body and see whatit does.
Yeah, so that's.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
That's different from chasing a high no, there you're
on some other shit.
You're on like uh, you know,fml, fuck my life shit yeah yeah
yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yeah, I'm done with society.
I'm done with everything.
I'm gonna turn into a hermitand start rotting off pieces of
my flesh.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
That's some weird shit.
I don't know.
I don't know why someone woulddo that.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
But like you said he's got his reasons and this is
why we ask everybody out thereif you have drug problems,
please go seek help.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Usually drug dealers can help you.
I was going to say the dealer.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
You can call the dealer, but uh, and I'll help
you temporarily.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Yeah, it'll hold you on for the next 24 hours.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Like they say, an alcoholic's biggest problem is
running out of alcohol well,ladies and gentlemen, thank you
for hanging out with us onceagain.
We appreciate you, as always.
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Thanks for the commentary,angelo, and, as always, fuck off
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