We Should’ve Been Arrested for This Halloween

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Episode 19 — “We Should’ve Been Arrested for This Halloween”

A rusty cold open quickly spirals into a full-blown nostalgia trip — back when “Halloween mischief” meant snowball ambushes, bikes that actually went places, and mailbox baseball that occasionally hit back. From there, the crimes get dumber: stolen flamingos, sporked lawns, and karma so real it’s why some of us don’t decorate anymore. It’s comedy, confession, and community service all rolled into one.

Then things get weird. We argue whether the ocean or space would kill us slower, talk about sonar giving whales anxiety, and somehow end up debating alien physics because a space rock didn’t follow the rules. Curiosity turns into chaos as we spiral into missile tests, Starlink hacks, and why Space Force sounds like a Call of Duty DLC.

Culture sneaks in between laughs — White House makeovers, third-term rumors, and the irony of applying for citizenship in countries with actual kings. We even go full true-crime hipster with an Ed Gein binge and question how far “fascination” can go before it’s just creepy.

And just when it couldn’t get dumber, we confess the ultimate tragedy: our fried SD card that nuked half a season. It’s the perfect metaphor for this show — hilarious, messy, and somehow still alive.

If you love bad decisions, conspiracy tangents, and the kind of storytelling that starts with “we probably shouldn’t say this…,” this one’s for you.

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Episode Transcript

SPEAKER_03 (00:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for coming and
hanging out with us once again.
This is your host.
Don't know talk and don't know.
I can't talk right now.
Don't know shit, Doug.
Don't even know his fuckingname.
Yeah, not at all.
Want to redo it?
Yep, redo.
We're gonna turn that one backand cut that out.
All right.
Um, well, ladies and gentlemen,welcome, welcome to Talking
Shit.
This is your host, Don't KnowShit Doug.

(00:26):
As always, hanging out with Ryanand Angela.
What's up, guys?
What's up?
Hey, very rusty.
Yes, very rusty.
Didn't roll off the tongue atall.
That was pathetic.

SPEAKER_05 (00:36):
Dirty.

SPEAKER_03 (00:36):
So what's up, guys?
How are how's everybody doing?
It's Halloween's coming.
Halloween is coming.
The time is coming.

SPEAKER_06 (00:44):
Because when this airs, it's gonna be Christmas.

SPEAKER_03 (00:49):
So, did you guys get all the presents under the tree
this year?
Yeah, they're there.
Mm-hmm.
How was your Thanksgiving?

SPEAKER_06 (01:03):
How was your New Year's celebration?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (01:07):
New Year's, New Year's, yeah.
What's your uh New Year'sresolution?

SPEAKER_02 (01:11):
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (01:13):
No, but uh yeah, Halloween's coming, and uh, I
saw this uh thing on um JesseWaters.
He was interviewing Kid Rock.
Oh and in one in one segment itwas like, you know, well, what
are you gonna be for Halloween?
So Jesse was like, uh, you know,he's going as shaggy.
He's like, Oh, I'm actuallygonna go, you know, I'm gonna
look like you, he says to KidRock, because I guess his long
hair or whatever and how hedresses.

(01:35):
And then uh he was like, youknow, what are you going as?
And Kid Rock fucking put a maskon, like a like a COVID mask.
And he's like, I'm going as aretard.
That's awesome.
Uh yeah.
I thought that was great.
But uh yeah, man.
Uh that's it, man.
Halloween's coming.

(01:55):
People don't eggs, people don'tbomb anymore.

SPEAKER_03 (01:58):
Nothing.
People don't do anything coolanymore.
Yeah, everything's shuttingdown.
There are no bars, there'snobody going out, there's nobody
doing anything.
Nobody beating up people withsocks with rocks in them.

SPEAKER_06 (02:09):
No, yeah, paintball guns.
Yeah.
The hell's going on in thisroom.
Honestly, I think it's soft.
It's the participants.
It should be marshmallows, notGen X.
Marshmallows.
Yeah, I guess.
They would like it better too.

SPEAKER_07 (02:28):
Life was a little uh different growing up for us.

SPEAKER_05 (02:31):
Yeah, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (02:32):
Yeah.
A lot harder.
Yeah, but a lot more fun.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
I think it was good not knowingeverything that was going on as
it was going on, right?
Because, like, you know, ohyeah, social media and all that
stuff really wasn't there.

SPEAKER_06 (02:46):
No, we had to worry about when we were really
fucking like 10, 12 years old,we had to worry about getting
our asses kicked.
Not who was running forpresident, what's going on in
the world.
That's true, you know.
We were like, man, if I fuckingstand here too long, my dad's
gonna hit me.
My dad's gonna hit me forstanding around.
I better find something to do.

SPEAKER_03 (03:08):
Yeah, but we were always outside doing something.
Yeah, we were always on ourbikes.

SPEAKER_06 (03:12):
That's why, because you'd be in the house and they'd
be like, get the fuck out of myhouse.
You know how much you cost me.
Yeah.
Yeah, they did not want us inthe house when they were home.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (03:24):
We hate you, motherfuckers.
But it was a beautiful time,man.
You just went out, you rode yourbike, there were no phone
phones, so you just rode over tosomebody's house, knocked on
their door, asked their mom ifthey were home.
Hopefully they were.
If not, you're on your biketrying to search for them.

SPEAKER_06 (03:38):
Yeah, they're like, no, they went out with fucking
Kev.
You're like, fuck, Jet Hey Kev.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (03:43):
Hang out, Kev.

SPEAKER_06 (03:44):
Fuck.
Kev sucks.
Kev got here first.

SPEAKER_07 (03:47):
Yeah, yeah.
That's because the news that waslike, you know, they they put
out that, you know, eight, nineo'clock, whatever time it was,
they were like, it's nine p.m.
Do you know where your childrenare?
Oh, it was 10 o'clock.
Oh, it was 10 p.m.
Yeah.
That's pretty late.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (03:58):
Well, you gotta know.
Yeah, but by then you gottaknow.

SPEAKER_06 (04:01):
But the summertime, you know, the light, the street
lights came on like 9 30, so itwas like 10 p.m.
Do you know where your childrenare?
Yeah, it was like that.
That's a crazy thing.

SPEAKER_00 (04:08):
That like they'd be sitting around, like, oh you
know, motherfucker, where areyou assholes?

SPEAKER_03 (04:14):
I haven't seen that little asshole in like four
hours.
Open the door and bitch.
And your your shed's on fire.

SPEAKER_04 (04:20):
You're like, Yo god damn it, you can.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (04:23):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (04:25):
These kits.
Yeah, man.
I mean, you know, I I rode mybike all over the damn place,
places I probably should havenever gone.

SPEAKER_05 (04:31):
Oh, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (04:32):
You know, I made it back in one piece.

SPEAKER_03 (04:34):
Yeah, dude, public transportation was probably the
worst thing in my life.
I would jump on it and just beout and go into different towns
when I was younger.
Yeah, you just jump on a bus.
Yeah, we jump on buses andtrains, go to the city.

SPEAKER_07 (04:45):
Yeah, you could afford that shit.
I couldn't afford that shit as akid.
It was like a dollar twenty-fiveplus another fifty cents for a
transfer.
I mean, you had to now it's likefive dollars to go anywhere.
You had to commit to it.
I don't even remember actually.
I think it was like three bucks,but yeah.
No, yeah.
I used to always go to the mall.
I was like a mall rat.
Yeah.
Fucking walk around the mall andshit.

(05:06):
Yeah, we would go star fights atthe mall.
No money.
I had no money going there.
No money.

SPEAKER_06 (05:09):
I don't know why I was there.
We would like steal liquor fromsomeone's parents and like pour
it into a Snapple bottle and gowalk around the fucking mall and
just star fights.
Just get hard up and best iswhen it was snowing out, we'd be
fucking throwing snowballs atpeople, like going to the mall,
we'd be on the parking garage,like the top level of the
parking garage.
Just bombing people into themall.

(05:32):
Hitting cars and shit.

SPEAKER_00 (05:34):
People fucking, you motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_06 (05:36):
The best is when you hit a car and they get out, and
then you just nail them.
Dumbass.

SPEAKER_03 (05:45):
Oh, the good old days.

SPEAKER_05 (05:46):
Yeah, it was fucking great.

SPEAKER_03 (05:48):
It was great.
I know what I'm doing thiswinter.
Bringing the kids over to themall.
We're gonna throw snowballs.

SPEAKER_06 (05:55):
Fuck yeah, bro.
It's life learning right there.
And there's like three differentexits.
So like everyone would just runto different stairwells and hope
that you didn't get your assbeaten.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (06:05):
You weren't the one.
You know.
You don't have to outrun thebear, you just have to outrun
your friends.

SPEAKER_07 (06:12):
Yep.
I saw a video online.
This guy, he his like he tellshis son to like ding-dong ditch
the neighbor or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 (06:19):
Oh, such a good video.

SPEAKER_07 (06:20):
Oh, you saw that?
Oh, yeah.
And the kid's like, I'm supposedto ding dong ditch you.
And he's like, supposed tofucking run.
What are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 (06:27):
Is that your dad?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He said it's a uh life-buildingmoment.

SPEAKER_05 (06:34):
Yeah, I hope that was fake, but still, like that
was a fake video.
That shit was funny though.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (06:41):
She caught me.
Then run, stupid.

SPEAKER_05 (06:44):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (06:49):
Yeah, I mean, it was all kinds of stuff growing up
with it you heard about, youknow, ding dong ditch, fucking.
And I never did like the dogshit and the brown bag on fire
and something like that.
I never did that.
No, that's a little too crazy.
Exactly.
First of all, I don't reallywant to mess with some dog shit.

SPEAKER_03 (07:02):
And to be honest with you, I don't think anybody
that sees a flaming bag on theirporch is going to step on it.

SPEAKER_06 (07:09):
Like when in your life fuck it, you're going to
100%.
You're going to do it.
That's going to be your firstreaction.
Like, ah, fuck.
It's 100% going to work.
You're going to be like, fuck,fuck.

SPEAKER_03 (07:25):
I mean, the thought of it, you see the bag there.
You know the moment you see aflaming bag, the only flaming
bag in your life that you'veever heard about, ever.

SPEAKER_07 (07:34):
Was the flaming bag of shit.

SPEAKER_03 (07:36):
Was the flaming bag of shit.
So you see it, you're like, oh,flaming bag of dog shit on my
doorstep.
All right.
I guess somebody hates me.
No, you walk inside yourkitchen, grab a cup of water,
splash it on it, and now you'redealing with like a soggy.

SPEAKER_07 (07:50):
Wet, wet, burnt bag of dog shit.

SPEAKER_06 (07:53):
I don't know if that's better.

SPEAKER_03 (07:54):
It's not on your foot.

SPEAKER_06 (07:56):
Jump over it, run down the block and try to catch
the person that did it.
There you go.
And then bring him back and rubhis nose in it.
Yeah.
Well, it's still on fire.

SPEAKER_03 (08:06):
Bring the flaming mat doormat with you.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (08:10):
Is this yours?
Did you leave something?

SPEAKER_07 (08:14):
Fucking hey.
Yeah, there was something likeuh really crazy thing.
Oh, I shouldn't say crazy.
I mean, you know, you alwaysheard about like guys in their,
you know, they get a group ofpeople and they're in their
cars, they're driving around andthey're playing like mailbox
baseball, you know, old schoolshit.
Oh, yeah.
We didn't have that.
We had people grabbing trashcans and dragging them out of
the side of the car and throwingthem down a fucking street.

SPEAKER_06 (08:37):
Trashing them to the back of other cars.

SPEAKER_07 (08:38):
Yeah, there were some people I know who threw
garbage cans.
It was kind of ridiculous.
Yep.

SPEAKER_05 (08:43):
Yeah, yep.
We did that.

SPEAKER_03 (08:45):
What was the big what what was the baseball bat
to the mailbox game?
I don't know.
I mean, that was basically it.
Yeah.
Smack your mailboxes that'slike.
But it's called something.
Like it has a name.
Mailbox baseball.
Yeah, it sounds like it's no nono.

SPEAKER_07 (09:00):
I think it rolls off the tongue better than that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, we gotta find its officialname.
Yeah, I think I I yeah, I gottaGoogle this.

SPEAKER_06 (09:09):
It's not an ESP on the Ocho.
You've been watching it?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (09:14):
It was it was definitely like uh a rural area
kind of thing to do.

SPEAKER_06 (09:19):
Yeah, it wasn't around here.

SPEAKER_03 (09:20):
Oh, I did it in Kentucky.
Oh, there you go.
It is a it is a blast.
You also tip cows.
Yeah.
No, I have not.
I I actually went shrewd.
I went shrew hunting when I was.
Why would I rape a cow?
You did some Tom Green shit,didn't you?
I think he just licked nipples.

SPEAKER_06 (09:39):
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (09:39):
I don't think he did rape it.

SPEAKER_06 (09:41):
USDA this motherfucker.
Raping it.
I know you tenderize the cowsfor us.

SPEAKER_03 (09:46):
No, I I don't understand the like bestiality.
Like, no.

SPEAKER_06 (09:50):
Yeah.
You don't understand it?
You don't have to understand it.
Do it.

SPEAKER_03 (09:55):
I guess not.
I mean don't try to think aboutit.

SPEAKER_07 (09:59):
Just do it.

SPEAKER_06 (10:00):
Yeah.
That's how peer pressure works.
Only Kentucky friends are doingit.
You didn't do it.
Just say it.

SPEAKER_03 (10:07):
Uh no, no.
I've never been in no.
I'm not even gonna justify that.
I've never been inside a cow.
But a cow might have been insideof me.

SPEAKER_07 (10:18):
Wow.
Well, I mean, if you drink itsmilk.
You dirty.
Dirty cow, you drinking thatpaste milk.
Give me that milk.
Non-pasteurized.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good old days.
Yeah.

(10:39):
That was before realresponsibilities, I think.

SPEAKER_06 (10:42):
Yeah, that word ruins lives, man.
People think that's like theworst thing ever.
Responsibilities.

SPEAKER_07 (10:50):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (10:51):
And then you just keep adding responsibilities.
Like, oh, I can handle thatresponsibility.
Oh, let me see if I can take onthis dumb shit.
You know?
It fucking ruins your life.

SPEAKER_07 (11:01):
Uh yeah.
Well, you gotta come up with uhsystems.

SPEAKER_06 (11:05):
Yeah, systems.

SPEAKER_07 (11:06):
You know, you gotta like figure out how to handle
that responsibility.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (11:12):
Yeah.
I got about as muchresponsibility as I want.
That's about it.

SPEAKER_07 (11:16):
Well, that's it.

SPEAKER_06 (11:17):
Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 (11:18):
Take as much as you can handle.

SPEAKER_06 (11:19):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (11:21):
So that's why what's it called, bro?
Up north.
It's called mail, or you'reright.
It's called mailbox baseball.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (11:29):
We are kind of up north, you know.

SPEAKER_03 (11:30):
Right.
But remember, I I wasn't alwaysup north.
I was also down south.
So where I actually playedmailboxing, and that's the
southern term for it.
Mailboxing.
Mailboxing was the name of theterm in the club.

SPEAKER_06 (11:43):
Yeah.
Definitely sounds likesomething.

SPEAKER_07 (11:44):
That was like when you jumped out of the car with
your boxing gloves on.

SPEAKER_03 (11:48):
You just fight it.
Mike Tyson, I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna come back for you.
I'm gonna get you.

SPEAKER_07 (11:54):
That everybody won.
Sometimes the box fights back.
Honestly, it does though.

SPEAKER_06 (12:01):
So I'll tell you who cemented this thing.

SPEAKER_03 (12:04):
Yeah, I'll tell you, for instance, like, yeah, we
were going through, and I thisis way past like 20 years, so
there's nobody that can comeafter me now for it.
So I can put her on the air.
Let's hope.
We're coming through theneighborhood.
Let's hope someone comes.

SPEAKER_06 (12:18):
We're completely comes and smashes mailbox off
your ass.

SPEAKER_03 (12:21):
We're belligerently drunk.
We're all like uh in like piledup in this car.
We're driving down the road.
It must be like four in themorning.
Pull out the baseball bat.
We start swinging, start, andthen the um what was it?
The the sh uh tin metal startsflying through the air, just one
right after another.
We're shredding these things.
And then we hit the one that wascompletely concreted, and you

(12:43):
hit that thing, and your wholearm just fucking big.
Metal bat or wood bat.
What's that?
The metal bat.
So it just vibrated.
Didn't break.
What?
No, it just vibrated throughoutyour entire hand, body, arm.
It felt you're like your umelbow was about to explode, just
rip out the side.
It was god awful.
Yeah, yeah.
Like I bowed out of that nightthat time.

(13:04):
I was like, oh, I'm done.

SPEAKER_07 (13:05):
The bat came back and like smashed your fucking
side panel.

SPEAKER_03 (13:08):
The bat no, the bat bounced off the thing and flew
like 20 feet like out into thefield somewhere.
I don't, we didn't even get thebat back.
It's gone.
Yeah, the bat's gone.

SPEAKER_06 (13:20):
They threw like a bowling bull out of the car,
like another car.
Fucking ricochet.
It ricocheted back and justsmashed like the little, it was
like a beretta.
Oh, the fucking corner window.
Like corner window in this otherkid's face.
Oh wow.
Oh my god, that wasn't I wasn'teven there, but just remembering

(13:40):
the stories they were telling meabout that night, it was just
hilarious.

SPEAKER_07 (13:44):
Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_06 (13:45):
I mean he goes to throw it like through a back
window of a car and hits likethe back quarter of the car and
just comes back at it andsmashes that window.

SPEAKER_05 (13:53):
Um retots.

SPEAKER_03 (13:58):
Can I ask why the gentleman was trying to volley a
cannonball into the other car?
It was a bowling ball.
Well, I mean, still.

SPEAKER_06 (14:06):
Because why not?
That's why.
When you got drunk as an18-year-old in fucking limitown,
this is the kind of dumb shityou did.
Like, I'm gonna try this.

SPEAKER_03 (14:15):
But you won't.

SPEAKER_06 (14:16):
You're like, oh my god, dude.
Pull it's like garbage night,you're like, pull out a ball.
Is that bowling ball?
You're like, yeah, all right,what are we gonna do with it?
We're gonna have to smashsomebody's window with this.
Day's gonna be horribletomorrow.
Yeah, yeah.
They did we my friends inLevitown did some retarded shit,
man.
They fucking they would takelike full drink, like cups of

(14:38):
soda, you know, they would go tolike Taco Bell or whatever and
get like fucking, you know, ameal and be like, oh, I don't
want this soda.
Yeah, like some random personriding their bike down the
hemstead turn bike would getfucking blasted with retarded
shit.

SPEAKER_03 (14:58):
I have idiots.
I have a lot of lawn ornaments,lawn ornaments that I am afraid
to put out.
I don't want to put them out infront of my house.
I because I know what willhappen.

SPEAKER_06 (15:09):
Like, I used to steal that shit and tear shit
up.

SPEAKER_03 (15:12):
Yeah, and I have some really nice stuff that I
don't want to put out there.
I got this lady that comes outof a chair and floats about like
five feet off the ground.
I got uh I got a scarecrow.
I got some really cool stuff.

SPEAKER_06 (15:22):
I'm never gonna do it because I'm scared of karma,
man.
You know?
Exactly.
It's good, they're gonna comeback.
Like if I if I own a house anddecorated it, like karma's gonna
come.
People are gonna come fuckingflaming dog shit.
Stealing my ornaments, fucking,you know.
Yeah.
Oh my god, they're just gonnathrow fucking flaming dog shit
bags at my head.

(15:43):
Like both of cocktails withshitting them.
Fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 (15:47):
They're gonna rate it down with catapults on you.

SPEAKER_07 (15:50):
I mean, I've heard of like uh people stealing, you
know, people's fucking Halloweendecorations and shit like that.
Oh, we were we were brutal.

SPEAKER_03 (15:58):
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
In fact, one night what we didwas we took all the lawn
decorations and we picked themup and we brought them over
across the street to the otherguy across the street.
And we said all his shit up onAndroids.
All awesome.
So it looked like the guy haddouble the amount of
decorations.

SPEAKER_04 (16:18):
So you try to start shit with the neighbors.
Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 (16:23):
You know, I mean, you gotta be fun about it at
this point in time.
I mean you've stolen enough likedecorations, fountains, uh
furniture, everything along theway that you're like, what am I
actually gonna do with it?
Nothing, might as well dosomething fun with it.
Let's go set it up over there.
Yeah, just being a menace in thetown.
Of course, you gotta shake someshit up.
Yeah, yeah.

(16:43):
Yeah.
I mean, you know, those thescandals don't happen unless you
you like light the powder keg.

SPEAKER_06 (16:50):
You know, my idiot friends one time on like 4th of
July, they went around takingeveryone's American flags off
people's houses and then justput it all over that house, like
all over.
I'm like, you guys are retarded,man.
You guys walking up and down theblocks in your neighborhood
stealing flags, yeah, and thennow the house with no flags has

(17:11):
a hundred flags on it.
Like, yeah, I just pulled up tolike pick them up one day, and
it's just covered with Americanflags.
Like, just what is this?
I'm like, you guys, what thehell are you guys doing, man?
Like, Fourth of July is coming.
I'm like, where'd you get allthe flags?
You know, around.
Like, you guys are so stupid.

SPEAKER_03 (17:30):
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Well, that's like the other daywhen we were coming through on
4th of July.
We come through to a certainport of Levant, a certain point
of Lebanon, and as I'm lookingaround, I'm seeing these flags
on all the light posts.
I'm like, that's really coolthat the town did this.
And Angela looks at me and goes,No schmuck.
This is probably like one of theneighbors.
Leviton didn't do this.
Yeah, I was like, Oh, yeah,you're right.

(17:52):
Yeah, Leviton would do it.
So like that.

SPEAKER_06 (17:54):
Definitely one of the old veterans out there.

SPEAKER_07 (17:56):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (17:56):
Yeah.
Fuck yeah, America.
He's like, Oh glory, yeah,America.

SPEAKER_07 (18:01):
Yeah.
He he somehow got like a deal onflags and was like, I'm gonna
put these on all the light postson my street.

SPEAKER_06 (18:07):
Amazon, Amazon Black Friday deals.
Yeah, something happened.
So the extra center.
This is for all my boys back inNormandy.

SPEAKER_07 (18:15):
But uh as far as like, you know, uh doing
disruptive things to people'sproperty, like um I've heard,
you know, obviously, you know,you have people who egged houses
and do things like that, toiletpaper.
But I heard that the worst thingto have happen is like sporking.
It's when like they come throughwith sporks and they stick them
all in your lawn.

(18:36):
Sporks.
Like tons of for like plasticforks throughout your whole
lawn.
Okay.
And just how you g you gottalike manually pull them out.
Like that sucks.
Yeah, that's uh yeah.
At least your lawn is aerated.
Well, I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (18:52):
I I guess for as far as pranks, but I mean, there's a
lot worse thing that you can do.
I mean, arson's pretty fuckingbad.

SPEAKER_07 (18:58):
Oh, yeah.
Well, well, that that's pushing,that's like criminal.
What's about criminal stuff now?
I didn't know where we're goingwith this.
Like, no, no, it's not like youknow, there's another there's a
website, apparently like on thedog web.
Oh, where you can spork someonethat you can know you it's
called gnoming.

SPEAKER_06 (19:15):
Gnoming?

SPEAKER_07 (19:15):
And then and you if you pay them a couple hundred
bucks or whatever, they'll putgnomes all over their grass.
Oh, yeah, that's awesome.
Well, that's awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
And then like if you pay extra,they get it in the house.
Yo, can I do that?
That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 (19:34):
How much would I have to charge to get all of
their eyes replaced withcameras?

SPEAKER_07 (19:40):
The gnome's eyes?

SPEAKER_03 (19:41):
Yeah.
I I don't know if that's a uhoffer.

SPEAKER_07 (19:44):
Oh I don't know if that's a service.
Uh yeah.
You want to like you want to spyat them?

SPEAKER_06 (19:50):
Like uh funny creepy to like creepy creepy.
No, no.

SPEAKER_03 (19:54):
I wouldn't even look, I wouldn't even look at
the footage.
I would just have it therebecause when you look at those
cameras, they're creepy as fuck.
So you'd be like, dude, who'swatching me?
So you just naturally alwayshave the like weird suspicion
that somebody's watching withyou.
Yeah, so you naturally fuck withtheir psyche, like and you
wouldn't even have to look atlook at the camera footage ever.
You just wouldn't naturally fuckwith them, just like he said.

(20:15):
You just went to creepy.
Yeah, you did, dude.
You just fuck with someone,yeah.
You just fuck with someone'shead.
Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06 (20:21):
Never showering again.
But I'm in such shower.
You have a gnome in yourbathroom.
Yeah, my god, yeah, psych wardfor it.

SPEAKER_07 (20:39):
Psych ward.
Yeah, man, yeah.
I remember when I was a kid, youknow, I used to, well, you know,
just walking around town,whatever.
And uh fucking guy was likewalking ahead of me, you know,
but he was he was walkingtowards me, but he was like
maybe two two blocks ahead ofme, and he like let go of this
fucking dog's leash.

(21:01):
And the dog's running, and he'slike, dog, dog, and I'm like, oh
man, that fucking dog's runningat me.
Yeah, so I'm like, I'm gettingthe fuck out of here.
So there was like I just ran tothe house that was there, and I
jumped over a wooden stockadefence, and my fucking pants got
caught.
I was hugging up, I was hungupside down, like, oh fuck, and
the dog was on the other sidefucking jumping on it.

SPEAKER_03 (21:23):
Was he like so you were like face to face with this
dog over you flipped upsidedown?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (21:29):
Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 (21:33):
No, it wasn't chain link, it was a stockade wooden
fence.
Oh, okay.
So at least like there was noway for him to get a nip.

SPEAKER_07 (21:39):
No, not really, but I felt like I heard him fucking
scratching on the other side.

SPEAKER_03 (21:42):
Yeah, he got his breath through the fence.

SPEAKER_07 (21:44):
No barking and shit.
Nobody in the house came out,which is kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_03 (21:48):
No, they weren't to go get their camper.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 (21:50):
And the fucking, yo, we gotta record this.
Like the owner of the dogfucking ran over and was like,
oh, my bad, my bad, man.
I'm sorry about that.
And I'm like, yo, what the fuck?
I'm stuck upside down.
So he actually like helped me.
He ran my leg and let me drop.
He's like, Yeah, I got you.
Klap.
Yeah.
And then I you know, I came backoff.
Oh, he's a nice dog.
What I'm like, get the fuck outof here.

(22:12):
It was nice dog, nice dog almostbit my ass.
You know what's funny?
It looked like Lassie.
Oh, yeah, it was one of those.
Don't count him out.
No, I mean, I don't know, man.
Dog fucking running at me fullspeed, and he's yelling, dog,
dog.
I don't even know his dog'sname.
Question for you, man.

SPEAKER_03 (22:29):
When it comes down to it, just the just the word
sheepdog.
What do you assume when youthink of a dog that that is
called sheepdog?

SPEAKER_07 (22:37):
Well, that ain't obviously herd sheep.
A dog.
A dog.
A dog.
Yeah, I think about sheepdogs.
I think of dogs that are like uhwhat do they call that?
Border collie.

SPEAKER_03 (22:47):
Right.
Yeah.
And what's their job?
Herding sheep.
And what's the job of herding asheep?

SPEAKER_07 (22:54):
I'm not a fucking sheep.
I don't know nothing about thesheep.
Well, they gotta get him intothe barn to fucking get him
shaved.
I don't know.
Tell us, Doug.
They also have to defend.
Tell us about your farm and thetime you had on it.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (23:05):
Well, Kentucky.
Shoo we.

SPEAKER_07 (23:09):
Come on.
Can I get some banjo?
That's what I it feels likewe're getting into it, though.
Oh, well.
Can you make me a fuckingsweater or something?

SPEAKER_02 (23:15):
Many times you heard sheep, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 (23:18):
Yeah.
Well, no, I'd say with uh thesheep dogs, they they have to
defend the sheep.
They uh they're out there likefighting off coyotes and things
like that.
They're protecting them as wellas moving them around.
Right.

SPEAKER_06 (23:29):
So From his days as a shepherd.

SPEAKER_03 (23:32):
Oh, you know me, back out there with my crook.
Getting them sheep across thecreek.

SPEAKER_07 (23:39):
Yeah, and that was like Halloween a couple years
ago.
Doug dressed up as a dog.

SPEAKER_03 (23:43):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (23:43):
All fours fucking running around with him.
Who banged him?
He started humping someone'sleg.

SPEAKER_07 (23:52):
Yeah, I mean, it makes sense, whatever.
You know, you want to protectyour animals or whatever.
And uh they're shaving him.
I mean, you don't really eat asheep, right?
Yes.
Oh, you can.
Lamb.
Yeah, not me.
Oh.
I don't eat that.
You eat lamb?

SPEAKER_06 (24:09):
Yeah, fucking gyro?

SPEAKER_07 (24:11):
Uh nope.
Chicken gyro.
Chicken gyro?
Yeah.
I don't eat that carved, weird,like spongy looking meat that
they use, the weird like shaver.
Yeah.
It looks like a peeler.

SPEAKER_03 (24:23):
It's like a peeler.
It's the same stuff they use fortheir fur.
With the meat too.
Just I'm good.
Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_06 (24:34):
Pussy.

SPEAKER_03 (24:34):
It's good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Especially that white sauce allover.

SPEAKER_06 (24:38):
You ever had like a rack of lamb, like lamb chops,
and good.

SPEAKER_07 (24:42):
I had lamb once, actually.
Yeah.
Inside you.
And uh I either was no, I thinkit was either I forgot what it
was.
I don't know if it was lamb orif it was uh what's that other
shit?
Pork chops?

SPEAKER_06 (24:53):
Yeah, pork, no, pork.
No, pork is a cigar.

SPEAKER_03 (24:55):
Pork is a pig.
That's a totally differentanimal.
You definitely had a pig beforeit.
Oh bacon.

SPEAKER_07 (25:01):
You know, it could be pork chip job, or it could
have been a steak.
I'm not sure.
It might have been lamb.
They serve it with like a greenmint jelly.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (25:09):
Lamb chops.
That's not that good.
I don't like the lamb.

SPEAKER_06 (25:12):
I don't like the lamb.
I don't like the mint jelly.
No, that's not the good shit.
I don't know where the fuck thatcame from.
I don't know where that so itwas like, oh, you know, be good
with this.
We use green mint jelly to coverthe taste.
Yeah.
We'll put on some green mintjelly on this fucking shit.
Like the fuck out of here.
Cook that shit like a steak.
Yeah, that shit's good.

SPEAKER_03 (25:30):
Cook it like a steak.

SPEAKER_06 (25:31):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (25:32):
And then I also hold legs, you want them to be a
little bit like softer.

SPEAKER_06 (25:36):
Yeah, you want it just like a ribeye.
You know, it's fucking good.

SPEAKER_03 (25:39):
Yeah, let's boil it.

SPEAKER_06 (25:41):
Poach it.
Poach it.
We're gonna boil this meat.
Potatoes on it, a littlecabbage.

SPEAKER_07 (25:50):
Yeah, it's an Irish thing, I guess.
You know, even though they don'teat that.
What?
I heard that they don't eat uh,you know, the the Irish, they
don't eat like corned beef.

SPEAKER_06 (25:59):
No, no, it's an American thing.

SPEAKER_07 (26:00):
Yeah, like the corned beef and cabbage?
That's like they don't do that.

SPEAKER_06 (26:04):
They don't do that shit.
None of what we think happensaround the world actually
happens.
Yeah, yeah, no, no.

SPEAKER_07 (26:09):
It's like a pizza in Italy, it's like gross.

SPEAKER_06 (26:12):
Yeah, but I heard pizza sauce.
That's what I heard.

SPEAKER_07 (26:15):
Maybe it's just because we're American and
that's all we know.

SPEAKER_03 (26:21):
Remember, there was a long period where Irish people
in America had like their ownculture.

SPEAKER_06 (26:27):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (26:27):
So when poor can't afford shit.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (26:30):
So when when everything nasty tasted great.

SPEAKER_03 (26:33):
So what we're exactly.
So when we're eating this food,it's not Ireland's like home
country food.
This is the shit that they wereeating when they came to America
and they were here for likeboiling rats.

SPEAKER_06 (26:46):
Yeah, exactly.
Poor fuckers.
Right.

SPEAKER_03 (26:50):
So when it came down to the pig, they learn they were
like so they controlled the ratsback in the day.

SPEAKER_06 (26:54):
You can take the hind.

SPEAKER_03 (26:55):
The hind sucks.
And then it's like what abouteating rats?

SPEAKER_06 (27:00):
I controlled the rats back in the day.

SPEAKER_03 (27:02):
Oh, fucking ratatouille.
We got it right here.
You know what?
I heard what was it called?
Dead Horse Bay in Long Island.
Did you tell me about that,Angela?

SPEAKER_06 (27:13):
Yeah, I took a well, yeah, I did, but you you could
tell.

SPEAKER_03 (27:16):
Yeah, so uh Dead Horse Bay was a place for
burying horses.
They would bring them there andthey would like throw them into
the bay area there.
The remnants of the horse, it'slike in a little island, and New
York, because by that's the wayyou gotta made it a landfill.

SPEAKER_06 (27:30):
Yeah, makes sense.
New York's just loaded withtrash.
Yeah, just fill it up.
It's in like the Brooklyn Harborarea.

SPEAKER_03 (27:37):
It's just a big wad of like uh glue.

SPEAKER_06 (27:41):
Dude, it's like they said like you know bones will
wash up and shit.
That's crazy.
Like horse bones, yeah.
Oh my god, they just dumped themremnants.

SPEAKER_03 (27:51):
Well, because the people used to like walk their
horses down New York City orride their horses, and when they
died, they would just leave thedead horse there, and like they
would get fined like a lot ofmoney.
It was a lot harder to like tagyour horse and be like, Yeah,
that was Jimmy, that's Jimmy'shorse.
Like, how can you tell?
He's put a plate on the door's,you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, exactly.

(28:11):
So it was a bit different backthen with your horse.
Yeah, sell it for glue whilegive it to the butcher.
Or if if the horse wasn't worthanything, it would just die in
the streets and they would leaveit there.
And then uh on top of that,there was horse shit everywhere
in New York City.
Well, it was a job, bro.

SPEAKER_06 (28:29):
We had street sweepers back in the day, yeah,
and the uh literal streetsweepers, they walk them down
and sweep up shit and stuff.
That was a job.

SPEAKER_07 (28:36):
Yeah, the cobblestone.
They made three dollars peryear, stepping in your
cobblestone shit, and owned fourhouses.

SPEAKER_06 (28:43):
They made three dollars per year and owned four
mansions.

SPEAKER_03 (28:46):
Yeah, they're putting their kids in the I
believe colleges.

SPEAKER_07 (28:51):
Yeah, you ever seen uh there's a video on mine in
there.
They call them the dust thedustmen.
Yeah, like so in in in England,the the garbage man is called a
dustbin man.
Or a d a dustman.

SPEAKER_01 (29:05):
Clean my dust.
And they yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (29:08):
You got the ladies putting the dust out in the curb
and everything, whatever.
But you know, in some of thoseareas, they throw they literally
just fucking throw it on thefloor and shit.
And back in the back in the day,but they got paid like yeah,
like fucking 20 cents a month.

SPEAKER_04 (29:22):
I live a good way.
I live a good life.
Yeah, I I have no complaints.

SPEAKER_07 (29:26):
We're gonna send me like my wife to a good school,
my my my my son to a goodschool.

SPEAKER_01 (29:33):
He would just I ain't got no complaints yet.

SPEAKER_07 (29:35):
Yeah, no, he didn't complain.
And it but um he was like, Yeah,they threw out all kinds of
things, and uh what they weredoing though is like they would
pick they talk about it, theypick due to the garbage too, and
they like save shit and sell it.
Yeah, you know, and they makeextra money on the side.
It was crazy, man.
Yeah.
The the the life of a dustbinman.
Oh, they called it a dustman orsomething like I'm telling you,

(29:57):
you look it up.
It's fucked up.
Yeah, I know it's interesting.

SPEAKER_06 (30:00):
The old Dustman.

SPEAKER_07 (30:01):
The old Dustman.

SPEAKER_03 (30:02):
Well, I mean that makes you sound cool.

SPEAKER_06 (30:05):
Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_03 (30:06):
I don't know.
When you said that, it broughtme to uh Mary Poppins.
And you know that like the Well,she's British.
Well, no, yeah.
The chimney.
The chimney guy.
The chimney guy?
Is it the chimney sweep?
Chimney sweepers?
Yeah, chimney sweepers.
Like that used to be a big dropback of potatoes.

SPEAKER_06 (30:23):
What is big for like a father and like a little kid,
like his little son?
Yeah.
Send that motherfucker down thechimney.
Oh my god.
They used the fucking stick.
Yeah, the stick, yeah.
Yeah.
It would just fucking give himthe fucking stick.
Hold this, hold the brush, son.
Yeah.
Be covered in dust, looking likea coal miner and shit.

SPEAKER_03 (30:42):
You gotta clear the path for Santa.

SPEAKER_06 (30:44):
Yeah, they really had like the little kids fucking
doing that back in the day.

SPEAKER_07 (30:47):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (30:48):
Well, I mean, it taught them how to work.

SPEAKER_07 (30:50):
You know what I saw?
I'm always seeing shit.
I recently saw like thiselectrician video, right?
But it's like it must be in likeanother country.
I don't know where, maybe Brazilor some shit.
Tell me it's where he put thelike the thing in his mouth.
No, no.
So he takes so he takes a hetakes the wire and he needs to
get it through like a piece ofconduit, right?
Like a tube.

(31:10):
So he he takes the wire and heties it to a fucking like a like
a lizard.
Right?
And he sends the fucking lizardin there and he fucking goes
down the tube and the lizardcomes out and he takes the wire.
I'm like, get the fuck out ofhere.
It was like the craziest shit.
But I'm like, yeah, I guess ifit works, and they have lizards
all over, wherever the fuck hewas.
But yeah, that motherfucker, hewas like, he he tied him around

(31:32):
his like his back legs orwhatever, and then stuck them in
the little tube.
The fucking thing ran with thewire, came out the other side,
he grabbed it and just took thewire off.
And he just sent the lizard onhis way.
And the lizard just like did,yeah.
He was like, that was weird,bro.
How about you know the lizard?

SPEAKER_06 (31:50):
Like, what's this guy fucking doing to me?
He's gonna eat my ass.
You know?
He's trying to run from thewires attached to him.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (31:56):
That's that's that's couldn't lease do him a cricket
or something.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (32:00):
Good guy.

SPEAKER_07 (32:01):
Hang out with me.

SPEAKER_03 (32:02):
You gotta you gotta send that video my way.

SPEAKER_07 (32:05):
Yeah.
Yeah, I got it.

SPEAKER_03 (32:06):
I'll send it to you.

SPEAKER_05 (32:07):
Doug's gonna play with lizards, man.

SPEAKER_07 (32:08):
Yeah, yeah.
It was like a um I mean I have acollection.
It was like a salamander orsomething.
Fucking tiny.

SPEAKER_03 (32:13):
This one's for running them up walls, this
one's for running it acrossbeams.

SPEAKER_07 (32:18):
You know what I saw actually in relation to that
shit?
So they take like a RC car andthey'll drop ceilings.

SPEAKER_05 (32:25):
Right here.

SPEAKER_07 (32:25):
And they like fucking drive it remote and
fucking pull the fucking wire.
I'm like, that's a toy, bro.

SPEAKER_03 (32:32):
You're doing this.
That's stupid.
Well, I mean, the the chances ofyou actually having a roof that
will allow you to run it likethat are very slim.
You got like those are likegiant factories that have those
runners made.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's that's not something thatyou would find in any kind of
ceiling across New York City.

(32:52):
I can promise you that.

SPEAKER_07 (32:53):
Like Kobe falling the fuck out of the ceiling
after the first tile.
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (32:58):
Oh, he wouldn't even get out of the first tile.
And in fact, the client wouldnever let you put that little
racetrack thing on their$2,000tile.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (33:07):
Nah, those fucking cheap ass tiles, man.
Not two grand.
What I said for a drop ceiling?
I said New York City.

SPEAKER_03 (33:14):
Yeah, but even in the city, like the some of those
offices that cheap ass dropceiling, probably.
Oh, there are some with cheapass ones, but there are some
with$2,000 to$4,000 ceilingtile.

SPEAKER_07 (33:25):
Yeah.

unknown (33:26):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (33:27):
What the fuck did they buy that tile at?
Uh they have it in port.

SPEAKER_02 (33:31):
Oh deep.

SPEAKER_04 (33:32):
The local Lowe's.

SPEAKER_06 (33:35):
That was so much of it around here.

SPEAKER_03 (33:37):
Yeah.
You've never been to or uh aisle43 at Lowe's?
It's crazy.
That's your high-end ceilingtile.
Drop ceiling, I guess.

SPEAKER_06 (33:49):
You know a guy, he'll take you into the back and
show you.
Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_07 (33:56):
So that's it.
That's all I got for today.
Thank you, guys.

SPEAKER_06 (34:13):
What's going on, Dougie?

SPEAKER_03 (34:15):
Oh man, I'm trying to I'm trying to pace right now
and trying to think about mylike this this past week, uh I
have to say, is pretty prettymild.
I mean, politic-wise, hasanything sh been shaken up or
anything that comes to mind?
I don't know.
What?

SPEAKER_07 (34:34):
What well there's actually a few things that are
happening.
Oh, alright.
So we got the government shutdown.
That's stretching till that'sstretching on to its fourth
week.

SPEAKER_06 (34:41):
Yeah, that's been all right on.
Yeah.
I see a dude video about that.

SPEAKER_07 (34:45):
Right.
Then there's also like uh well,there's a strange comet thing
that's visiting us, and theremight be alien life or some
bullshit.

SPEAKER_06 (34:53):
Oh yeah, the what the fucking I IA3 or whatever
was.
Yeah, yeah, three eye atlas.

SPEAKER_03 (34:58):
Yeah, three eye atlas, yeah.
What's that?
Well, all right, all right.
Doug doesn't know shit.
As usual.
Yeah, tell me about this atlas.

SPEAKER_07 (35:06):
All right, so there's a piece of like
interstellar rock the size ofManhattan that's entered our
solar system.
Oh, yeah, it's dirty.
It's bigger than the last onethat was here called Uma or
something like that.
But uh so the thought thethought process is like, you

(35:28):
know, there's these people outthere who are like, well, you
know, because it doesn't looklike a normal comet and
apparently like its tail, right,is like going the wrong way.
And normally, like, I guess whencomments visit us, the tail
would pull towards the sun.
In this case, it's not.
Uh there's also like um weirdlike reflective services on it,

(35:49):
like the way it reflects lightis different.
But they're waiting for it tocome around the sun.
Once it makes its way around thesun, if it accelerates, that's
that's totally like uh beyondphysics, apparently, and has to
be some kind of uh intelligencecontrolling it.
And then they think amothership's gonna come and kill

(36:10):
everybody.
They they do, they keep talkingabout like how these visitors,
if a visitor comes, yeah,they're definitely gonna rape
and kill us.
It's gonna be hostile.

SPEAKER_06 (36:18):
Yeah, imagine a gay.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, Iwas gonna say can't be.
It's like Shane Gilles and thebugging gay armies.

SPEAKER_03 (36:25):
Oh no, it's like can't we get probed first?
I thought the probing happensfirst.
I don't know if they said beforethe killing.
We'll see.

SPEAKER_07 (36:32):
So a lot of people so so there's this theory at
least a little probage.
Yeah, like most of the planetsdon't have any life on them,
right?

SPEAKER_06 (36:39):
So like and and we and ev there's a lot of
earth-like um, oh, there's aninsane amount of earth-like
planets like in our own solarsystem.
It's like like a I want to saylike a thousand, right?
You know, which is prettysubstantial.
I mean, but we can't see most ofthem.

(37:00):
Like we we're just assumingwhich is kind of funny because I
I was reading into this.
Like NASA kind of just makeslike assumptions of what planets
actually are.
Yeah, they don't really fuckingknow because especially because
they're so far away.
Like they just like they try tomake density guesses.
Most of the time when they finda planet, it's because they

(37:23):
point this telescope in acertain area for like a year.

SPEAKER_07 (37:26):
Oh, yeah, it's a lot of things.

SPEAKER_06 (37:26):
And then they watch it, and then like if they see
like a little dot moving acrossthe screen, that little dot
could be a planet.
So they like track that now, andthen like then they basically
guess off of this little dot ifit's worth trying to even shoot
a telescope at it or whatever,and they're basically guessing
how big it is and how far awayit is and what it's made out of

(37:50):
based on like how solid the dotis, like, you know, if it's gas
or whatever.
It's like yeah, it's like it'sjust bit it's it's a lot of like
assumption, you know.
Like even the planets in our ownsolar system, like close to us,
that you know, Saturn andJupiter and all this shit.
We know very little bit aboutit, you know.

SPEAKER_03 (38:08):
We shouldn't.

SPEAKER_06 (38:09):
Like well, I mean, we don't know a lot about our
own ocean and we live on thisfucking planet.

SPEAKER_03 (38:14):
And that's what I I I have a bone to pick when it
comes down to this situationbecause I think we should spend
more time in our oceans figuringout what's going on down there
than we do up in space.

SPEAKER_06 (38:25):
You know what, man?
I think you should startswimming, bro.
We live on our island more time.

SPEAKER_00 (38:32):
Tell us what's down there, right?

SPEAKER_03 (38:34):
You tell us what's in there, right?
I can tell you what's in there.
Hold your fucking breath.

SPEAKER_07 (38:38):
I mean, it's it is interesting when you think about
it, right?
So the space is a vacuum andit's continuously trying to like
uh pull it apart, right?
So if you bring a spaceship up aspaceship, a spaceship.

SPEAKER_02 (38:51):
Bring a spaceship.

SPEAKER_03 (38:52):
Yeah that's that's to say there was only one tear.
What?
That's to say that there wasonly when you say with the big
bang, because that's what you'resaying, is the big blang created
the like never ending vacuum.
I didn't get into that, I didn'tget into that, but yeah.
Well, that creates the vacuum.
Now uh what what that it wouldbe would be like a tear in time

(39:14):
or space, and that would be theexplosion or boom.
But is there is there multipleuh booms that happened in
multiple areas?
How to say that we are thecenter of that kaboom, or there
is there are multiple booms, oris this a reactionary thing?
And is if that was the case, andthere are multiple booms that

(39:34):
happened, ours is expanding overhere, but is there another one
somewhere else expanding outtowards us at the same time?

SPEAKER_06 (39:41):
I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 (39:41):
Because I mean, like if you when it comes down to
space, dude, it's kind of likeAdam games.

SPEAKER_06 (39:46):
Yeah, we get a little deep.
Yeah, you get a little deep, butit's oh it's good weed.
It's basically like you justdon't just nothingness is ever
expanding.
We don't know, really.
We really don't like apparentlythe window that we know about
that we could see, like these,like we were just talking about
discovering planets andbullshit, right?

(40:07):
How far we could see is likelooking at the bottom of a cup,
you know?
Right, right.
Like we could see just thislittle bit, but then like you
look up from the cup and youhave this whole world around
you.
Right.
We can't see any of that, youknow?
Like we can only see so far, soit's just like you're just
looking at this small littleportion of where we are, and

(40:28):
we're like fucking we're likesingle cell organisms compared
to the rest of the galaxy.
Yeah, nothing.

SPEAKER_07 (40:36):
They talk about that.
It's like they call it from theobserver.
So if you ever like listen toany of like their stuff when
they're talking, they'll they'llmention that specific phrase of
the scientific community.
Oh, okay.
Uh they they talk about like youknow, from the observer's point
of view, you know, the light isspinning or whatever.
Because it it looks differentfrom different angles, right?

(40:56):
Um, but yeah, from our view,exactly, everything is what it
is, and uh yeah, I don't Ibelieve that same thing.
Like we haven't really wescratched the surface on that.
That's it.
But what I was getting intobefore was like outer space is a
vacuum, ocean is like crazypressure.
It's like two different things,two different things, and then
like the pressure.
I mean, come on, man.
We see now what's that shitcalled?
Ocean Ocean Gate, or whateverthe fuck that thing was.

(41:19):
Fucking the the the asshole whowent down there with the
Logitech controller, the fuckingjoystick.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (41:25):
It was billionaires.
Yeah, fucking, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (41:27):
Let's go check out the uh fucking everybody shit
Indian style.

SPEAKER_06 (41:31):
We're going down.
Like, wait, I paid a billiondollars for this fucking thing.
Crazy.

SPEAKER_07 (41:36):
I feel bad for them.
I feel bad for the kids.

SPEAKER_06 (41:38):
I don't feel bad for them.

SPEAKER_07 (41:40):
I feel bad for the for the for the Indian
billionaire or whatever he wasthat fucking dragged his son in
there.
And the only reason the son, theson didn't want to go, but he
didn't want to disappoint hisfather, and they said that.
That's fucked.

SPEAKER_05 (41:50):
Yeah, well, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (41:52):
So that's non-killing.

SPEAKER_05 (41:56):
Oh I got it.

SPEAKER_03 (41:57):
So that's why I like to go ocean in the front, space
in the rear.
They like vacuums in your book?

SPEAKER_06 (42:06):
I'd rather not have pressure on my cock.
I'd rather have some fuckingvacuum on that shit.
You know, suck away,motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 (42:13):
No, the pressure in the rear.
Like, fuck.
You know, whatever.
Put a finger in, maybe they'llcome.

SPEAKER_07 (42:24):
Yeah, yeah.
It's crazy.
I mean, it's crazy.
I mean, the only thing that theycan really get down there are
like those robot like things,but yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (42:30):
And then again, we don't really see much because
you know, they turn the fuckinglights on.

SPEAKER_02 (42:36):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (42:37):
Which those critters down there never seen light
before, so they're scared of it,you know.
Anything big and shit's notgonna swim by it unless they're
gonna fucking eat try to swallowit.

SPEAKER_05 (42:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (42:47):
So like you're not really gonna see, you know, it's
like it's it's so foreign.
A lot of the creatures downthere don't even have like eyes
and shit.
They just sense, yeah, you know,like they could sense that
machine there, and they justmove away from it before they
even turn the lights on, youknow.
They hear it coming, you know,like there are nothing, you
know, there are nothing butpressure down there, and they
can just sense this thing comingdown.

SPEAKER_07 (43:08):
You know what's crazy about that?
Like, so like um submarines,right?
They send off like a beacon andit's like a crazy loud, like
bing, yeah, like but in theocean.
They say it fucks up the likethe whales, yeah, and like all
the dolphins and shit, they hateit.
You know, they're like, what thefu like stresses them out and
shit.
And I at first I didn't knowwhat it was, but then yeah, man.

(43:31):
Apparently it's real.
I didn't know that that's that'show they did that.

SPEAKER_06 (43:34):
That's a real thing, and they try to they do that
kind of on purpose to keep thewhales and shit out of their
path.

SPEAKER_07 (43:39):
Oh, yeah, I guess that's true.

SPEAKER_06 (43:41):
Yeah, I mean, think about it.
That thing hits a fucking blue,blue whale, those giant fucking
whales.
Or fucking swallows you.
Yeah, right.
That thing comes up and fuckingtries biting your bell rough or
whatever.

SPEAKER_07 (43:54):
Yeah.
It's I mean, they haveunderwater microphones and shit
like that, supposedly, that arejust like listening to the ocean
noises.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (44:02):
Yeah.
We have all kinds of monitorsout there.
They they just they don't theydon't talk about it.

SPEAKER_07 (44:10):
No, because I mean, well, our adversaries have war
machines as well, so you want tohear them coming, right?

SPEAKER_06 (44:15):
Yeah.
Hear the sounds of a motor,you're like, we talk I talked
about this the other day to myone of my buddies, like under
the Biden administration whenlike this Ukraine Russia war was
kicking off and everything.
Russia had nuclear subs tenmiles off the coast of the Long
Island.

SPEAKER_02 (44:29):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (44:30):
They were over here patrolling like the waters of
Manhattan and coming back andforth, you know?
Yeah.
Like we knew they're there,yeah, you know, because we're
listening to them and shit.
But like there was like a reportabout it, you know, like online.

SPEAKER_07 (44:43):
Yeah, oh yeah.
No, I heard about it.
They it supposedly they werealso at that time period, I
believe they were doingsomething with Cuba.
Something like that.

SPEAKER_06 (44:50):
Yeah, always fucking with Cuba.

SPEAKER_07 (44:52):
Yeah.
And uh exactly.
They're like uh, you know, theythey're doing some kind of uh
military exercises there, butum, you know, the these
countries uh they do exercisesall over the place, and I mean
we we conduct them as well.

SPEAKER_06 (45:07):
Yeah, and we just we just shot a missile at some
fucking islands.
Yeah.
Did like a little test to testsome like nuclear like uh
missile defense system.

SPEAKER_07 (45:16):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (45:17):
Yeah, we shot a missile at some fucking islands.
Uh yeah, well, I heard we wanteverywhere.

SPEAKER_03 (45:22):
I did hear we wanted to build our own iron dome.
So that kind of makes sense.

SPEAKER_06 (45:27):
We gave Israel like the technology and the funding
for Iron Dome.
So we we have that technology.
Like if there's every nuclearweapon that actually blows up in
America, it's because thegovernment let it happen.

SPEAKER_03 (45:39):
Yeah, but that would help us if we wanted to protect
the Key West.
That's not like you can't reallyroll out the Iron Dome for
America.

SPEAKER_06 (45:48):
Dude, these motherfuckers have crazy missile
defense systems.

SPEAKER_03 (45:51):
Well, they where who?

SPEAKER_07 (45:53):
For America.
Well, I they're calling it umthe the golden shield or
something.
It's gonna be a space-basedmissile defense system.
Yeah, yo, I saw that movie.
Didn't we just talk about that?
Yeah, but they had that's that'sthat's the whole point of the
space voice.
Well, I mean, what was it withBruce Willis and like that's uh
well, Armor Geddon?

SPEAKER_03 (46:13):
Yeah, yeah, whether like those masks, and he's like,
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna goup here, we're gonna save the
rock or save the uh we gottadrill it, then fucking stuffed
dynamite in it, and then fuckit.
And now we showed up on thisrocket filled with missiles.

(46:33):
Well, fuck these missiles.
Yeah, uh Geo jerker.
Exactly.
That movie right there.

SPEAKER_01 (46:42):
Shut up, bitch! Wow, it went dark real quick.

SPEAKER_04 (46:46):
Damn, Bruce.
I'm doing this for America.
No, I'm doing this for theworld.

SPEAKER_03 (46:51):
Yeah, I mean, to punch Liv Tyler in the face, I
don't think that's a bad thing.
I'm just saying I hated her inthe Lord of the Rings movies.
That's it was garbage.
Yeah, everybody else had me likesubmerged.
I was like, Elijah Wood.

SPEAKER_06 (47:08):
Yeah, I I think I don't remember her in any of the
Lord of the Rings movies.

SPEAKER_03 (47:12):
Well then thank God.
Yeah, yeah.
She was the one with the likethe six head.

SPEAKER_06 (47:17):
The six head?

SPEAKER_03 (47:18):
Yeah, she didn't have a forehead, she had a six
head.
Like that thing was huge.
Wow, yeah.
She had the elven race extra.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (47:27):
I kind of got a six head.
That's mean.
Fuck you, you fucking gray beardasshole.

SPEAKER_03 (47:39):
All right.
You don't have dreams, you havemovies, but all right, let's go
on.

SPEAKER_07 (47:44):
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, um the uh thewhole thing with the iron dome
and all that stuff.
Yeah, last I heard they had a uhthe Space Force thing, they were
launching a thing to uh do thismissile defense thing in space,
and like China's very concernedabout it.
Matter of fact, from what Ihear, China continuously like
attacks uh Starlink satellites,uh hacks their internet and also

(48:08):
tries to uh disable them and uhdestroy them.

SPEAKER_05 (48:11):
Really?

SPEAKER_07 (48:12):
Yeah.
And they're they are somewhatsuccessful, so it's kind of
scary, like you know, but it's atest, man.
You know, they're doing that.
I mean, you hear about hacks andthings like that that happened,
and like for like a couple likea day or whatever, the internet
goes down.
Like the the other day with AWSand like internet went down, and
they say that it was like theydidn't even really explain what
it was.
It was like, yeah, just the umthe computer didn't know its

(48:33):
name.
Okay, well, how'd that happen,right?
Like, why did that happen?
It was working great for years,like weird.
Then they also blame that onlike uh Amazon.
Well, so Amazon fired a bunch oflike their IT staff, and so
supposedly they think that likebecause they let those people
go, they had something calledbrain drain.
So the people who've like workedthere are gone, no one could fix

(48:56):
it fast.
So it took longer to fix.
Oh, there was that, supposedly.
Um, yeah, man.
Uh that's that's that's that'sit.
Uh other than that, oh so we hada uh a trade deal recently with
uh not with China but with someother country with uh Cambodia
and Thailand for raw mineralrare rare earth minerals.
Yeah, and like uh Xing Jing Pingis I can't talk.

(49:20):
Xing Jing Ping.
Jing Jing.
It's like a it's a chainsaw.

SPEAKER_01 (49:29):
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (49:35):
So uh so he chainsaw noises are the best.
I love the Halloween Tuesday.
Yeah, Texas chainsaw or fourthof July, we never know.

SPEAKER_07 (49:49):
So so yeah, he's not happy about it because like you
know, he had they have like alot of uh rare earth minerals
and stuff like that that wewould like.
But um now he no longer has theupper hand because we already
signed a deal with uh otherAsian countries, so it's
interesting.

SPEAKER_06 (50:03):
Oh, Trump?
Trumpy?

SPEAKER_07 (50:05):
Yeah, oh yeah, Trump's doing good.

SPEAKER_03 (50:07):
Yeah, yeah.
I I I like the things that he'sdoing on the uh on the side
lawn.
I mean, he's doing his littleextension currently, which I I
appreciate.
Oh, yeah, there's so many peoplewho are bad about it.
Oh, I know.
It brings out the humor on theinternet.
I'm enjoying it.
I like I can't believe we didn'tcheck with the historical people
first.
Yeah, who says he's allowed todo this?
You know what's funny aboutthis?

(50:29):
He spent, what was it, uh 300million?
It's 300 now.
Okay.
There's so he he spent 300million dollars on that?
I don't know if they spent itall yet, but that was the
estimated cost.
Okay, cool.
So donors.
So would you say there isinflation since Obama was in
office?
What'd you say?
Would you say there would belike inflation since Obama if

(50:51):
you if you want to the dollar in2014 is no longer uh as worthy
as it is?
It's less, it's worth less nowthan it was then.
So when it came down to Obama'stennis court that he built for
250 million dollars.
Oh, I didn't even know he builta tennis court.
Oh, yeah, no, he built a tenniscourt on the White House lawn.

(51:13):
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
He has a he has he has uh hisentire building or complex for
2.5 million dollars.
You could see yeah, you can pullthat up on the internet, you can
pull that up on uh Google Maps.

SPEAKER_06 (51:24):
Oh, okay.
It must double as a basketballcourt.
That's racist.

SPEAKER_03 (51:29):
Remember, it was it was for Magic Mike, not no,
yeah, but so while for MagicMike.

SPEAKER_07 (51:37):
Talk about his wife, is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_03 (51:39):
Yeah, well, you Michael Obama, you you called
him a wife.

SPEAKER_04 (51:44):
I didn't.

SPEAKER_07 (51:46):
Uh yeah.
So uh yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no, so whatever.
Yeah, he's he's you know,redoing the West Wing or
whatever, is gonna have aballroom that seats like 300
people, and uh yeah, his name'sgonna be all over it.
They say he personally pickedlike the floor tiles and things
like that.
Well, of course you did.

SPEAKER_03 (52:04):
Yeah, I mean, the guy is wicked, yeah.
But what in com like I mean, ifyou think about it, the guy went
through all of Dubai, all ofthese beautiful countries where
they all had places for to bringin people and show them a good
time.
And the White House didn't haveanything of that.
They that they haven't beenupdated or upgraded since it did

(52:26):
have a ballroom.

SPEAKER_07 (52:27):
That's what they're destroying now.
So that ballroom initially onlyheld 97 people.
That was the problem, it was toosmall.
Right.
They would set up tents on theWhite House lawn to make up for
the what they didn't have.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (52:39):
Yeah and they got now they're gonna have like
fucking golden Trump letters intheir shit.

SPEAKER_06 (52:44):
You know, he's gonna put it on the city.
He's gonna have dicks around alot of dicks.
He's gonna have little Trumpheads around.
Oh my god, it's gonna be fuckinggreat.
Yeah, yeah.
Definitely doing some fucked upshit in here.

SPEAKER_07 (53:00):
So he'll he'll probably have that completed by
the end of his term.
And then even today, though, hehad mentioned, he's like, Yeah,
I'd like a third term.
So you know, people are like gonuts when he says that.

SPEAKER_04 (53:10):
People are like, no kings.
We don't want kings here, nokings.
Operation 2025 taking effect.
Oh, I think I heard Project 25.

SPEAKER_03 (53:18):
So I heard something recently.
So I heard that yeah, I did.
I I do that sometimes.
So what'd you hear?
I heard this uh fun fact aboutDoug heard something.
I did.
Doug does know something.
So uh I heard liberals weremoving to Europe and moving to

(53:39):
moving to the UK, and whichwhich the funny part about it is
they I like during a no king'sprotest, they move to a country
that literally has a king thathas a king, and then on top of
that, they're asking to go in,so they're protesting people
illegally coming into ourcountry, and then they are

(53:59):
legally asking to go intoanother country with a king, and
I'm like, yo, how do you makesense of it?

SPEAKER_06 (54:08):
Liberal logic.

SPEAKER_03 (54:09):
Yeah, how do you make sense of that?
Lib Tardism.
Yeah, libtardism.
Yeah, oh is that a new newterminology?

SPEAKER_06 (54:17):
Well, they say it's a spectrum, yeah.
Oh, that's a spectrum.
That is an ism.
It's an ism.
That's an ism.
There's degrees of functioninglow ism, but definitely tism.
Um I'm high functioning.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (54:35):
You got a little touch of tism.
Yeah, man, yeah, yeah.
It's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 (54:40):
Um I like trains.
Trains.
Yeah.
You know you're on the spectrumif you like trains and
dinosaurs.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you said you liketrans.
No.
Nope.
No, that wasn't on the I waslike, wow.
That that took a weird turn.
Yeah.
It did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, Angela, do you like theintern?

SPEAKER_06 (54:59):
Yeah.
I keep trying to figure out ifit had a dick or vagina.

SPEAKER_07 (55:03):
You gotta you gotta measure its pelvis.
Yeah, the old skeleton.

SPEAKER_06 (55:08):
Yeah.

unknown (55:08):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (55:10):
Got our fake skeleton with his uh micelobe.
Yeah, he's got it, yeah.
He's ready to party.
Still have the tags on from thestill uh yeah, bring them back.
Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_06 (55:21):
I'm done raping this thing.
My baggy pussy don't fit betweenthe fucking pelvis.

SPEAKER_03 (55:29):
Can I get a smaller pelvis?
I'm gonna return this one, get anew pelvis.
Sir, what have you done to thisthing?
We can't accept this back in thestore.
Take this to your priest.

SPEAKER_06 (55:43):
Why says lipstick all over it?
Don't judge.
Yeah.
Crazy.

SPEAKER_03 (55:52):
So have you guys seen the Ed Gaines show?

SPEAKER_06 (55:55):
Yeah, it's kind of boring.

SPEAKER_03 (55:57):
Kind of boring.
Please tell me.
How do you find it boring, sir?
Doing four episodes in.

SPEAKER_06 (56:02):
I mean, yeah.
It's weird that he didn't killthe chick that he loves yet.
Adeline.
Yeah, Adeline.
She's kind of hot.
Oh.
Yeah.
And uh, you know, the wholething is weird.
He like shoots fucking what hewas he up to, like two or three
people that he fucking killedfrom the town.
He lives in a little fuckingtown in Wisconsin.

(56:22):
You know, three people fuckinggo missing, two of them bloody
ass crime scenes, right?

SPEAKER_03 (56:28):
And like guys, if you guys didn't know already,
he's gonna shit all over thisstory right now.
So spoiler alert, motherfuckers.
Just going out there.

SPEAKER_06 (56:37):
He's going wrong with the time by the time anyone
hears this, by the time anyonehears this shit, this Ed Gaines
thing we forgot about.

SPEAKER_03 (56:46):
And Ed Gaines will never be forgotten about.
They make movies about him, theybring him up all the time.
They law and order made movies,like shows about him.
Ed Gaines is Ed Gaines.

SPEAKER_07 (56:56):
Yeah, but the dude that plays him is the guy from
uh Jax from uh Sons of Aki.
Is it?
Yeah, that's Jax.
That is awesome.

SPEAKER_03 (57:04):
You don't you don't notice that?
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Honestly, that gave him a I justrealized it.

SPEAKER_07 (57:11):
Now that you used to be a cool motorcycle dude, now
he's a weird fag from the 1900s.

SPEAKER_06 (57:16):
The voice is like the voice is like I like the
voice.
I like the but like the wholestory, it's like the whole
Netflix, like Ain't that ashame?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like so like I don't know,it's like made up.

SPEAKER_03 (57:29):
Got golly.

SPEAKER_06 (57:30):
The whole thing is like made up.
Yeah, you know, you think it'smade up?

SPEAKER_03 (57:33):
That's that's not made up.
That's a real story.
That's the real one.

SPEAKER_06 (57:36):
No, it's a real story that he actually killed
people, but like this whole likeyeah, this whole thing about
like the mom and stuff, like howthe fuck could they possibly not
gonna be happy?

SPEAKER_03 (57:46):
This like girlfriend because he was in uh like the
care of the state for like 40years.
They got a chance to go in thereand like dig into his brain.
Some of the m most like uh top NFBI like brain mind brain people
went in there to study him.
They checked his brain.

SPEAKER_06 (58:06):
But oh yeah, they peel his skin off and make a
mask out of him.

SPEAKER_03 (58:11):
No, no, no, no, no.
You gotta probe their brain.

SPEAKER_06 (58:14):
I mean, yeah, the shit he did was pretty crazy,
but like I feel like they makemade a lot of that story line
up.

SPEAKER_03 (58:21):
Yeah, that's called a show.

SPEAKER_07 (58:23):
Well, no, it's interesting, right?
Yeah, no, I get it.
I get it.

SPEAKER_06 (58:26):
But like make it like a real gory fucking thing,
you know?

SPEAKER_03 (58:30):
Like what you wanted to see him fuck the lady on the
deadly you want to see him fuckthe dead lady?
Yeah, yeah, you want to just gethim raw dogged on the table,
just like him pounding away thedead lady.
Uh no, he kept him right.
Remember, he got a perfume inthe whole nine and he kept them
proper.

SPEAKER_07 (58:48):
Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (58:52):
If you're gonna do something, do it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, why why you know?

SPEAKER_07 (58:56):
But I like the I like the way it went along with
uh Leatherface.
I like the old broad.
Huh?

SPEAKER_06 (59:02):
Yeah, Oprah was cool.

SPEAKER_03 (59:03):
I like the old broad, the one that was like uh
Stifler's mother.

SPEAKER_06 (59:06):
I thought he wasn't gonna ban it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (59:08):
She worked in the hardware store.
Yeah, yeah, she owned thehardware store.
Owned it.
Yeah, oh, they owned that?
She didn't.

SPEAKER_06 (59:14):
Skim V D.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (59:16):
You gave me a fucking Zeke VG.

SPEAKER_03 (59:21):
Yeah, but she didn't.

SPEAKER_06 (59:22):
Like it's like so funny because like you're like,
all right, so you're soreligious, but you're fucking
messing her people.

SPEAKER_07 (59:29):
Mother told me you were a Jezebel! You were a
Jezebel, gave me VG.

SPEAKER_00 (59:34):
Yes.

SPEAKER_03 (59:35):
So when it came down to uh the fucking weird I don't
remember how the German ladyIt's funny, that's the same
episode I'm up to.

SPEAKER_07 (59:43):
Just finished it the other day.
Yeah, yeah.
How did the German lady getmixed into this?
Oh well, so what happened wasAdeline, when they were in a uh
the pharmacy, which is like adiner, which is so weird, too.
I guess back in the day it waseverything.

SPEAKER_03 (59:57):
So um get your

SPEAKER_07 (01:00:02):
She gave him a comic book.
It was called like the bitch atthe bitch duchess or something,
was it?

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:07):
The bitch of fucking Germany.

SPEAKER_07 (01:00:10):
Yeah, exactly.
And in there is like that rawcomic book of about you know
things they did to the Jews.
Oh fuck.
I didn't know they used themlike slaves though back then.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:21):
Yo, my you know what's crazy about this is when
I told my mother, my mother hadno clue about the show at all.
But she's been to Auschwitz.
Oh, she has?
Yeah.
On a tour.
And when I told her about it, Iwas like, Mom, did you know that
there was a lady?

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:36):
Or is there a train you could take in?

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:40):
A quick train.
Don't get a return.
Not worth it.
Um what is it called?
Yeah, no, my mom went toOshwood.
She went to the tour.
And so she knows a lot moreabout like the the ins and outs
of the cult, like what happenedthan a lot of like a lot more
people do because she got achance to see it all.

(01:01:01):
So when I turned to her, I waslike, yo, did you know that the
lady like cut people's skin offand made lamps and stuff out of
it?
And she was like, Oh yeah, youmean the Nazi lady?
I was like, Yeah, mom, you know,you know, do you know about the
story?
She was like, Yeah, I totallyknow about the story.
I was like, That's crazy.
Like, when did you hear aboutthis?
And she's like, I don't know,back in the 80s or something

(01:01:22):
like that.

SPEAKER_07 (01:01:22):
You're like, I come in and tell me like during
bedtime stories.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:25):
Exactly.
I didn't even know that.

unknown (01:01:27):
Come on.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:27):
What are you doing?
You feel the pairs?

SPEAKER_07 (01:01:30):
Yeah, let me see.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:32):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (01:01:33):
But yeah, so that's where she came in.

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:35):
Dude, could you see?
Could you imagine on a lamp witha nipple on it?

SPEAKER_05 (01:01:40):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:41):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just look over at my nipplelamp.
Like, yeah, even more.

SPEAKER_07 (01:01:45):
Even like the chairs, like the the seat
cushions of a chair he made outof fucking skin as well, which
is crazy.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:51):
It's gotta stink.
Oh yeah.
Like there's gotta be a stench.

SPEAKER_03 (01:01:56):
No, not at all.
The stench was in the barn whereit was curing it all and doing
it all.
Once leather's leather,leather's leather, it's gonna
smell the same as like anyleather.
I don't think skin's the same asleather.
Yes, it's it's skin.
Skin is leather.
Cow skin is leather.
It's skin.

SPEAKER_06 (01:02:13):
Yeah, but cow skin, if a cow dies on the side of the
road, like cow skin's like thelast thing to decompose.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:20):
Bodies definitely fattier layers skin.
I think it is slightly differentthe composition.

SPEAKER_06 (01:02:28):
Yeah, well, what about what about crocodile
boots?

SPEAKER_07 (01:02:33):
That's a crocodile.

SPEAKER_06 (01:02:34):
Crocodile, it's different skin, bro.
It ain't fucking our skin.
Yeah, all right.
Well, that's that's why leatherstays around longer.
Like you go you can be likewalking through a fucking field
and find leather.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:43):
I'm telling you, so you're so you're saying that our
our body compound is less than araccoon?
In terms of thickness?
Yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:02:54):
I don't know what the skin of a fucking colour is.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:56):
Well, we're not we're not we're not completely
covered in fur either.
Yeah, no raccoons, you have tofind out.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:01):
See what it looks like.

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:02):
What?
You have raccoon hats withleather, like the leather is the
inner cap of the hat, and thenthe fur with the tail going out
the back.
Yeah, but it's a differentcomputer.
Daniel Boone was a man, he was agreat big powerful man, but the
bear was bigger, right?

SPEAKER_07 (01:03:18):
His hat saved him.
Well, he had that hat.
I wasn't gonna finish the rhyme.
Yeah, no.
So animal's uh skin is slightlydifferent than uh human skin,
and therefore you gotta cure it,right?
It's not just the leather typeor whatever it is.
No, no, I very much doubt it.
We gotta give it to look it up.

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:37):
I very much doubt it.
The the composure of animalflesh is animal flesh.
We are mammals, and mammals aremammals.
Whether we are coated in fur,which you are, Angelo, we could
definitely like cut you up likea beaver.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:50):
You use me as a rug.

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:52):
Yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:53):
I mean, there's no I could be your dead fucking bear
rug.

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:57):
Exactly.
Just plop you down, you're goodto go.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:59):
Keep my mouth open, throw a pocket pussy in there
and just fuck it.

SPEAKER_03 (01:04:06):
Ah, well, actually, we'll have multiple ports for
you.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll keep you going.

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:12):
The back one's not consensual.
I give I give concession to thefront one.

SPEAKER_03 (01:04:18):
What about the two on the sides?
You know, you're a party treat.
Yeah.
We're adding them on.
Gaines ain't got a shit on me.

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:28):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:04:32):
All right.
What about skin?

SPEAKER_07 (01:04:33):
Oh, yeah.
So apparently, I guess youcould.
So Doug is Doug doesn't knoweverything, but he knows this.

SPEAKER_03 (01:04:40):
I know some stuff.

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:41):
It says uh from a purely I know what Doug sleeps
on every night.

SPEAKER_07 (01:04:46):
From a purely technical standpoint, human skin
can be processed into leatherusing the same tanning methods
applied to animal hides.
The basic structure of humanskin is similar to other
mammalinian skin.
It contains uh collagen fibersthat can be preserved and made
durable through tanning.
However, it's an extremelysensitive topic because legal

(01:05:07):
and ethical prohibitions.

unknown (01:05:09):
Right.

SPEAKER_07 (01:05:09):
In virtually all modern societies, using human
skin as leather is illegal.

SPEAKER_03 (01:05:13):
I wouldn't recommend it.
Don't do this.
All right, guys.
Like, do not do this at home.
But but when it comes down tojust like the physical
composition of human skin, wecan tattoo anything.
So guess what?
If you have pets that you reallylove at home that you think
could have badass tattoos, theycan.
Just saying.
Oh, you want to tattoo pets,huh?

(01:05:34):
I'm just no, not me.

SPEAKER_06 (01:05:35):
I'm gonna be a lucrative business, bro.
You can tattoo cats on cats.
They get paid in fucking meowmix.

SPEAKER_03 (01:05:44):
The idea itself is amazing, especially one of those
Japanese like cats that you walkin the door and you know you see
them with the waving arm.
Oh, do one of those on the cat.
Exactly.
Just like the entire bag.
Yeah, do it on the chest.
Oh, you I see.
I thought a back piece, butyeah, you're thinking the chest.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:06):
The face.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:06):
Oh, so he's waving whenever he wears his tail, it
looks like he's waving his arm.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:10):
Look like he's waving his arm.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:11):
Yeah.
And then you put like free freefortune cookies on the back of
his tail and bring shit in.

SPEAKER_07 (01:06:18):
It says it's probably better that most people
don't know this is technicallypossible.
It's not exactly usefulinformation in everyday life,
and the historical instanceswhere it actually happened are
all really dark chapters we'drather not repeat.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:30):
Yeah, of course it's not.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:32):
And with that, guys, God bless.
We always love you guys,appreciate you guys as always.
Thanks for coming and fuckingaround with us.
Um, you guys have a greatfucking week.
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We do appreciate it.
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And oh, by the way, I gotta dropthe bomb.

(01:06:52):
Oh, so we recorded uh probably agaggle worth of shows.
And with that said, that thosegaggle worth of shows.
Yeah, it was probably a goodlike eight or nine shows that
were all gathered together.
And uh one day I went home and Iwas like, today's the day that

(01:07:13):
I'm gonna fucking get thesedone.
And I reached out to Ryan, I waslike, put them on the put them
up on the card.
And he's like, All right, I gotyou.
So he put them up there, and Iwas like, hey dude, I don't see
shit on here.
He's like, What do you mean?
I was like, I don't see shit onhere.
You said they're up there,they're not up there.
I'm looking for them.
And he's like, Oh, what?

(01:07:34):
And I was like, Yeah, nah.
He goes, Oh, fuck.
I was like, what does it mean?
Oh fuck.
He's like, yo, they're burned.

SPEAKER_07 (01:07:41):
So yeah, all of the files got a very long
explanation of how the card wasburned.

SPEAKER_03 (01:07:46):
File got burned.
I hoped you guys were gonna joinme on that story and like
throwing some shit.
Uh Angelo, like, oh, by the way.

SPEAKER_06 (01:07:53):
I don't know what the fuck was what the hell
happened.

SPEAKER_03 (01:07:55):
All those fucking shows are completely burned.

SPEAKER_06 (01:07:58):
Oh, so it's it's Doug's fault.
The SD card fried.
Yeah, Doug Doug hit it with thehammer.

SPEAKER_03 (01:08:07):
All right, I get blamed for it again.
God bless, guys.
As always, we appreciate you,and that's why we haven't come
out with some shit for a while.
But hey, you know what?
We're back on top of shit.
You might get this by um nextyear.
Awesome.
God bless.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:21):
We're out.