January 29, 2025 • 15 mins
Courtney and Miles keep it real with Oscar and Grammy chat while sipping the Cougar Cocktail of the week!! Plus inside scoop on Courtneys run in with Paris Hilton and Ellen!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut. It's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It does look a little different because we're inside.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yes, we needed she was freezing our tits off out there.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I actually wasn't. It was our staff. It was we
got like staff of two. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yet we have two people, yes, Mean and Matthew, and
they were both like, it's too cold. We don't want
to be in the cougar den in the garage. So
I also have a second cougar den in the house.
And everybody, every woman needs more than one cougar den.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You do.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
There's this is a cougar nook.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It really is.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, you know what I mean, Like, this is the
cougar nuck and I like it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And I haven't seen you in a while.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
So before I get into where the hell you've been,
because you disappeared for like two weeks on me, Miles, I've.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Been on a naked island with a bunch of gay
men for two.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Weeks and you didn't invite me.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I hadn't.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Why wouldn't you take me?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, I heard you already had an experience, which we
can get into later on. Okay, and maybe you're a
little scarred from it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, I loved it.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh you love God.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, I would go back again. We had some feedback.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
A lot of the women said they wanted they love
the cocktail part of it, and they want to know
what we're drinking and how to make it. So the
Cougar Cocktail of the week, ladies, is my very own
apple pie moonshine that I make.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
This is what we're drinking. I gave it to you
for Christmas, and you enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
One shot turned into the bottle was gone, and then
we got weird at the gay bar.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Well, I would send this home with you, and you
can get weird at the gay bar this weekend if
you want.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So, if you want to make it, it's apple cider
and I haven't even had a sip yet. Apple cider,
apple juice, a cup of sugar, and some cinnamon sticks
on the stove. All you got to do is a
little like meld together for like a half an hour.
Once it's totally cool, put in your grain alcohol to taste,
and I've got a lot of taste buds.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Chairs your apple pine moonshine or otherwise known by my
friends as vegas in a bottle.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I need to know what is grain alcohol.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay, so is that like legitimate shine?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I could show you a bottle of it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Well, yeah, listen, we have a staff here, Matthew, do
you want to get the grain alcohol bottle?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
He'll be there for a while.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
We'll be in there for a while and while we're waiting. Yeah,
I just have to say, this is so fucking delicious,
and we do need to let people know what these
cocktails are because you're the cocktail, You're the cocky.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Came and you know, I used to have something called
Courtney's Cocktail Corner. If you go to YouTube and you
check out Courtney's Cocktail Corner, it's me making cocktails. Lots
of views, different cocktails.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Check it out.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
We're reviving it coming up though.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I want to talk about the oscars with all the wildfires.
Are the oscars going to get canceled? What's happening with that?
But before we get into that, two weeks, where have
you been?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh yeah, okay, So me and my boyfriend we did
a little family time for Christmas and then we had
to get really gay. Okay, so we went to two
different all gay resorts and they are clothing optional.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay, but what state where are these?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
We were in Florida?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, you were Florida.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
And it was really funny because like my dad dropped
my stepmom too, dropped us off, and it was my
dad's like, is this like gay summer camp? Like where
are you going? It's like these tall fences like in
Fort Lauderdale. And my dad's like, where the fuck am
I dropping you off? And it was gay camp.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It was gay camp.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, but it was clothing.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Optional gay camp.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Everyone's but as naked and some people really shouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Okay, now do you and Matthew get totally naked? No,
at least take a shirt off.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh yeah, my shirt's off. He has a slutty little
number he puts on. You know he we we dressed
the part you do.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Here's the grain alcohol by the way, Oh my god, boy,
finish it looks like that.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's basically ninety five percent alcohol.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, it's high alcohol content. It's kind of like a vodka,
but not as smooth as a vodka. But that's what
it looks like. Connecticut sells it. Some states don't, thank you, Matthew.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right back to you.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, so we get naked schlang dongs everywhere you do too, No,
my dong and schlang.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Is not okay.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
So you guys go to the nude resort, but don't
want to get new.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So we don't go there because we're like, oh my god,
it's clothing optional. We go there because it's all gay okay,
but the gays always have to push the bar, so
that has to be we naked clothes might come off. Yeah,
and like it's it's fun and we and we just
sit there and we just sip our little cocktails and.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So it was fun. So you went to this visit
family and then it was like and then we got
weird crazy, Yeah, naked crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
And we went to Wilton Manor, which is right outside
of Fort Lauderdale, and that's like pe town. But like
all Florida gays and Florida gaye, they'll cut.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You, okay.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Well, I went to Key West with my girlfriend and
we didn't know where to stay. In a friend of
mine at work and he.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Was a gay guy.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I asked him because he goes to key West all
the time, we're to stay and he gave me the name.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Of a resort. We booked it, we flew there, we
get there. It is a gay nude resort.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I let you in and we had a ball.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I mean I only went topless. But at one point
I was on the beach. I kid you not. I'm
lying on the beach, sitting there with my girlfriend, and
my girlfriend smoked at the time, and all of a sudden,
I see a shadow come over my fate over like
my eyes. I opened my eyes and there is a
man's private area like that. He's standing over me. He
looks like a naked Rod Stewart, I kid you not.
Run Yes, Rod Stuart the singer. Who's Rod Stuart the
(04:53):
porn star. I'm a porn star named Rod Stewart.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Wait, you don't know I'm talking about I know Ron.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Stewart the singer, but he's okay, Well, that could be
a lot of porn stars. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
All right, listen, we haven't even had a full drink.
Can you reel it in on the Wiener talk? So anyway,
he asked for a light and then that was it.
That was like the big highlight of our literally black.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It was probably the island house that's a game resort.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Is that what it really is.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I think there's a couple, but I think that's like
the most popular one.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
All right, but did you end up in jail? Was
there a police officer?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Starting? Now?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Okay, all I know is I swear when you were
gone on vacation, I got some weird text about I
can't wait to be back in the cougar den, and
then you wrote like nudity, like police.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I don't know, maybe it's just.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
My I drunk texted you then, because like what the.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Fuck you know when you're drunk texting me, I'm drunk
reading that's probably what happened.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
But you're back, We're back, all right then?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh my goodness. All right, let's move on to the oscars.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Now, all these fires and I know you said the
fires in California, lots of people losing their homes.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Super sad and like crazy to even think that this
can happen. Like where are the fire hydrants? Right? But
where's the water?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I mean it's I heard it was turned off.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh I did see conspiracy that somebody turned off.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It's not a conspiracy. It literally was like the hydrants
weren't water.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I did not hear that, but I did hear that
the Oscars may get canceled for the first time ever.
Got to get the Oscars okay, But most recently they
came out and said, Nope, they're going to go on
as scheduled for March. Second, they've only postponed, like they
postponed the voting, and they postpone the nominations and all that,
but the Oscars will go on. I think it's high
time we cancel the damn Oscars and just have the
(06:39):
red carpet. I don't care that you're a big time
celebrity making five or ten million dollars per movie. Do
we need to tell you you were good and give
you a prize?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah? No, I don't. I don't understand that, and I
don't think it's really a time to celebrate. In my opinion,
they should be turning into more of like a gallant
to maybe freeze money.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I think they probably are. They're probably going to do
something like that.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
They said they're going to dedicate the Oscars this year
mostly too, like the wildfire relief and helping people. But
what do you think about the red Like I feel
like it should just be red carpet I'm obsessed with
anything red carpet.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I want the red carpet because that is where you know,
the celebrities are, you know wild, they're interacting with each other,
you know, you know this bitch is seeing that bitch
and you're just like, how are they going to interact?
And like what's going to happen? Like that's what I
want to see, That's what I like. I really But
did Will Smith?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Is that where he smacked the big slap, the big slap?
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock? Who was Chris Rock?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Chris Rock? Gosh, yeah, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
We shouldn't drink in the cougar den. Maybe that's a problem.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
The big slap, I know, because he had insulted is
Well then wife Jada think it Smith, But they're not
even together, and.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I don't like Jada.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I don't even know what they do. Sorry, but I'm
not big in the.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Y the oscars. I'm not big with the Golden globes.
I'm not big with any of it anything. The only
one that is like my super Bowl, or used to
be at least was the VMA's the VMA because there's
performances and you're seeing like all the cool stuff like,
I like. I like that, and of course it's very
Brittany coded you remember with the snake and all that
kind of stuff, So you know, I love that.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
But just the Red Car Grammys are good too. I
like the Grammys because but you watch it music.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Oh yeah, exactly exactly. Have you ever been invited to
go to the ground.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I've been to the Grammy several times, several times. In fact,
one Grammy party. Oh my god, you want to hear
my Ellen Degenner story. I thought she might have been
picking me with me? Well, it was an after party. Yeah,
she was fabulous. It was an after party, was she?
For some reason I ended up sitting next to her
and Oprah Winfrey.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I know I have a lot of stories got in
my life right now, back.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I swear, I swear to you on my dog and
I'll bring him out here later.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And hopefully I'm not Jackson.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
She asked, OK, So I was standing there with Oprah
and Ellen just chatting, and then for some reason Ellen
might have said something like do you wanna I think
she was flirty, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
She was adorable and she was very kind.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
How short is she? She?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I thought was taller than me. I'm five four. She
seemed taller than me. Okay, she's gonna be like five five.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Okay, when did the invite stop? Because we need to
get invited.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You know why did they stop? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
They were in New York for a while. It was
very easy to go to the Grammys. Back in the day.
It was in New York. We were just hop in
a car. We'd go to New York. I have my pass,
I'd go to the Grammys. I go to the after party.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I feel like also like the industry, obviously you know
better than I do, has just changed. It's all commercial.
There's a lot of redline and red tape, and you know,
you can't do this. It's a liability for that. Where
it used to be like, oh yeah, here tickets just
go yes.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Paris Hilton, by the way, I don't know if you've
ever met her.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
No.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
I went to one of her when she had her
album out, her first album that came up. Believe it
or not, she's the singer her first album that came out.
She invited me to her album release party in New
York City at a small club. So we get there. Wait,
I get out of the limo. There's cameras and people everywhere,
and there's a red carpet. Paris Hilton is on the
red carpet. She sees me and starts yelling Courtney and
(09:54):
I go running over to talk to her.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And then people were like the cameras were like flashing,
and it blind care and the Papa Rozzi started yelling,
get her out of the shot. Who is this? Get
her out of the shot. And they just shove me
out of the way. And that was it.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh my god, I want to live your life.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Oh you don't trust me, you don't. It was I
was blinded. I was blinded. They were like cameras in
your face.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Oh I don't give a shot about that.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Sweating.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Uh yeah, I would have sweat. I like when I
get nervous, I sweat.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
It was.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
It was a lot not like our Like the summer
kickoff concerts that you and I talked about before.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Those are just more chill.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, because you that's your show you're running.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
It's our show, we're running it. Every single artist we've
had has been aside from the Jessica Simpson story, I
told you she was not nice at our summer kickoff concert.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Everybody else has been fabulous.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Wow, I know, I just yeah, I feel like I
I the industry's just changed. It's not as like fluid
people are. There's camera phones everywhere, like you know what
I mean. Like it's not that's what it used to be.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You know what I want?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I want the red carpet. Yeah, Oscars just throw some
sort of benefit. I don't need to see some big
time actor or actress winning an award because I did
a good job making twenty million dollars doing a stupid film.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah. I don't need to see little Timothy anymore. I
can't stand him.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I want Little Timothy Timothy Shallam. Yeah what you don't what?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
He's a little boy body. I can't. Yeah, little boy body,
I can't.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
He could get an oscar this year for playing Bob
Bob Dylan.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh I thought he was playing Rodney Stewart.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Do you mean Rod Stewart the porn Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, okay, but wait back to that super quick, and
she's gonna google her sister.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Rod Stewart is short with spiky blonde hair, a singer.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Okay whatever, Dangerfield? Wait, okay, Dangerfield.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
No, you see he's the young know who Rodney Dangerfield
is he's a comedian.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Stuart. Okay, so who cares. Someone listening knows what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
A porn guy named Rod and he's.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So ugly and he's a porn star and he's a
porn star. I'm reeling it.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Okay, I know it's I feel like we should move on.
You want to move on to Mary shag dump.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I do.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I have some good ones for you.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Al right, So Mary shag dump, you have to tell
me Travis Kelcey, Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Oh, this is so easy. I'm gonna marry. Oh, I
have to kill one of them. No, Mary, dump shod dump,
I say dump. Oh, then I'm gonna dump Kim because
I gotta get it on. Travis. I'm gonna marry because,
you know whatever. Long term. Justin's a one night stand.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, and you just saw him naked today. Walked in
to the cougar den and the first thing he said
to me is I just saw Justin Justin Bieber naked.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I saw him.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
He zoomed in. He posts on Instagram, Yes, he posts
on Instagram, his little tidy whities and it was wet
and his.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Alright, what's going on? With he and Haley Bieber.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
What is going on?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I don't know, Like he unfollowed her and yes, are
you serious? Yes, he unfollowed her right, Oh, someone hacked
his CA, then somebody hacked his hat and then he
deleted the part where somebody hacked his account then posted photos.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Just something weird is going on. Who breaks into Justin
Bieber's account?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
No one. First of all, it doesn't happen, and I
get locked out of my account and it's me, you
know what I mean? I think that Also he's been posted.
He posted pictures of his hammer and am I calling
it a hammer? And I'm not like, say what I
want to say.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Let's just go ahead and say what you want.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I'm not going to say. I'm not gonna say because
I'm not going to get anyone in trouble. But his manhood,
his thing was wet and out and you could see it.
He's smoking weed on Instagram. So he's going through something.
Something he's dotty b is going through.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
That's what I thought he was going through something. Mary
shag dump.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I would marry Travis Kelsey because I feel like he
treats Taylor Swift really nice. Yes, and it's tall I
would dump Kim Kardashian because I like boys. It makes
and then Justin Bieber'll.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
He'll shock you good. Can I say that?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
You can say whatever you want, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Feel like, oh no, he'll put it down.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
But not yet. I'm not saying that he wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, no, he's going to put it down and he's
gonna flip it and put it revert.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
If I have to pick somebody, that would be Justin
Bieber to shag Yeah, who cares.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Have a couple of little quokies and just go to
town exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Well, I'm glad you're back from your vacation.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
I'm so happy to be back.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
And I'm going to send you home with the vegas
and the bottle yep.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
And I'm going to get drunk and play Mary shag
Kill in real life with Matthew.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Okay, and let me know how that goes.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I don't want any drunk text messages saying hey, and.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
There's police officers.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I don't know where you got this police thing.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
And then I'm going to get in trouble because he's
gonna say, well, this girl, Courtney gave me her vegas
and a bottle moonshine.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Mean to do that.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You roof feed me last time.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It is delicious. I don't forget.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
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pretty much everywhere.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
We're everywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Wherever you get.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Your podcasts, check us out. It's the cougar Den podcast.
Every Wednesday, new episode drops with a Cougar cocktail of
the week and we are inside.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Officially, we're inside, so till next time, Until next time,
another step. I feel really warm right now now.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'm working, kind of sweating.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
It's my age though, it's I'm going through something
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut. It's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It does look a little different because we're inside.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yes, we needed she was freezing our tits off out there.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I actually wasn't. It was our staff. It was we
got like staff of two. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yet we have two people, yes, Mean and Matthew, and
they were both like, it's too cold. We don't want
to be in the cougar den in the garage. So
I also have a second cougar den in the house.
And everybody, every woman needs more than one cougar den.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You do.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
There's this is a cougar nook.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It really is.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, you know what I mean, Like, this is the
cougar nuck and I like it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And I haven't seen you in a while.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
So before I get into where the hell you've been,
because you disappeared for like two weeks on me, Miles, I've.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Been on a naked island with a bunch of gay
men for two.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Weeks and you didn't invite me.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I hadn't.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Why wouldn't you take me?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, I heard you already had an experience, which we
can get into later on. Okay, and maybe you're a
little scarred from it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, I loved it.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh you love God.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, I would go back again. We had some feedback.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
A lot of the women said they wanted they love
the cocktail part of it, and they want to know
what we're drinking and how to make it. So the
Cougar Cocktail of the week, ladies, is my very own
apple pie moonshine that I make.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
This is what we're drinking. I gave it to you
for Christmas, and you enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
One shot turned into the bottle was gone, and then
we got weird at the gay bar.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Well, I would send this home with you, and you
can get weird at the gay bar this weekend if
you want.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So, if you want to make it, it's apple cider
and I haven't even had a sip yet. Apple cider,
apple juice, a cup of sugar, and some cinnamon sticks
on the stove. All you got to do is a
little like meld together for like a half an hour.
Once it's totally cool, put in your grain alcohol to taste,
and I've got a lot of taste buds.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Chairs your apple pine moonshine or otherwise known by my
friends as vegas in a bottle.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I need to know what is grain alcohol.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay, so is that like legitimate shine?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I could show you a bottle of it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Well, yeah, listen, we have a staff here, Matthew, do
you want to get the grain alcohol bottle?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
He'll be there for a while.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
We'll be in there for a while and while we're waiting. Yeah,
I just have to say, this is so fucking delicious,
and we do need to let people know what these
cocktails are because you're the cocktail, You're the cocky.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Came and you know, I used to have something called
Courtney's Cocktail Corner. If you go to YouTube and you
check out Courtney's Cocktail Corner, it's me making cocktails. Lots
of views, different cocktails.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Check it out.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
We're reviving it coming up though.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I want to talk about the oscars with all the wildfires.
Are the oscars going to get canceled? What's happening with that?
But before we get into that, two weeks, where have
you been?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh yeah, okay, So me and my boyfriend we did
a little family time for Christmas and then we had
to get really gay. Okay, so we went to two
different all gay resorts and they are clothing optional.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay, but what state where are these?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
We were in Florida?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, you were Florida.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
And it was really funny because like my dad dropped
my stepmom too, dropped us off, and it was my
dad's like, is this like gay summer camp? Like where
are you going? It's like these tall fences like in
Fort Lauderdale. And my dad's like, where the fuck am
I dropping you off? And it was gay camp.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It was gay camp.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, but it was clothing.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Optional gay camp.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Everyone's but as naked and some people really shouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Okay, now do you and Matthew get totally naked? No,
at least take a shirt off.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh yeah, my shirt's off. He has a slutty little
number he puts on. You know he we we dressed
the part you do.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Here's the grain alcohol by the way, Oh my god, boy,
finish it looks like that.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's basically ninety five percent alcohol.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, it's high alcohol content. It's kind of like a vodka,
but not as smooth as a vodka. But that's what
it looks like. Connecticut sells it. Some states don't, thank you, Matthew.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right back to you.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, so we get naked schlang dongs everywhere you do too, No,
my dong and schlang.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Is not okay.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
So you guys go to the nude resort, but don't
want to get new.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So we don't go there because we're like, oh my god,
it's clothing optional. We go there because it's all gay okay,
but the gays always have to push the bar, so
that has to be we naked clothes might come off. Yeah,
and like it's it's fun and we and we just
sit there and we just sip our little cocktails and.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So it was fun. So you went to this visit
family and then it was like and then we got
weird crazy, Yeah, naked crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
And we went to Wilton Manor, which is right outside
of Fort Lauderdale, and that's like pe town. But like
all Florida gays and Florida gaye, they'll cut.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You, okay.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Well, I went to Key West with my girlfriend and
we didn't know where to stay. In a friend of
mine at work and he.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Was a gay guy.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I asked him because he goes to key West all
the time, we're to stay and he gave me the name.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Of a resort. We booked it, we flew there, we
get there. It is a gay nude resort.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I let you in and we had a ball.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I mean I only went topless. But at one point
I was on the beach. I kid you not. I'm
lying on the beach, sitting there with my girlfriend, and
my girlfriend smoked at the time, and all of a sudden,
I see a shadow come over my fate over like
my eyes. I opened my eyes and there is a
man's private area like that. He's standing over me. He
looks like a naked Rod Stewart, I kid you not.
Run Yes, Rod Stuart the singer. Who's Rod Stuart the
(04:53):
porn star. I'm a porn star named Rod Stewart.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Wait, you don't know I'm talking about I know Ron.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Stewart the singer, but he's okay, Well, that could be
a lot of porn stars. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
All right, listen, we haven't even had a full drink.
Can you reel it in on the Wiener talk? So anyway,
he asked for a light and then that was it.
That was like the big highlight of our literally black.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It was probably the island house that's a game resort.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Is that what it really is.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I think there's a couple, but I think that's like
the most popular one.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
All right, but did you end up in jail? Was
there a police officer?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Starting? Now?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Okay, all I know is I swear when you were
gone on vacation, I got some weird text about I
can't wait to be back in the cougar den, and
then you wrote like nudity, like police.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I don't know, maybe it's just.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
My I drunk texted you then, because like what the.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Fuck you know when you're drunk texting me, I'm drunk
reading that's probably what happened.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
But you're back, We're back, all right then?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh my goodness. All right, let's move on to the oscars.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Now, all these fires and I know you said the
fires in California, lots of people losing their homes.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Super sad and like crazy to even think that this
can happen. Like where are the fire hydrants? Right? But
where's the water?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I mean it's I heard it was turned off.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh I did see conspiracy that somebody turned off.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It's not a conspiracy. It literally was like the hydrants
weren't water.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I did not hear that, but I did hear that
the Oscars may get canceled for the first time ever.
Got to get the Oscars okay, But most recently they
came out and said, Nope, they're going to go on
as scheduled for March. Second, they've only postponed, like they
postponed the voting, and they postpone the nominations and all that,
but the Oscars will go on. I think it's high
time we cancel the damn Oscars and just have the
(06:39):
red carpet. I don't care that you're a big time
celebrity making five or ten million dollars per movie. Do
we need to tell you you were good and give
you a prize?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah? No, I don't. I don't understand that, and I
don't think it's really a time to celebrate. In my opinion,
they should be turning into more of like a gallant
to maybe freeze money.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I think they probably are. They're probably going to do
something like that.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
They said they're going to dedicate the Oscars this year
mostly too, like the wildfire relief and helping people. But
what do you think about the red Like I feel
like it should just be red carpet I'm obsessed with
anything red carpet.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I want the red carpet because that is where you know,
the celebrities are, you know wild, they're interacting with each other,
you know, you know this bitch is seeing that bitch
and you're just like, how are they going to interact?
And like what's going to happen? Like that's what I
want to see, That's what I like. I really But
did Will Smith?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Is that where he smacked the big slap, the big slap?
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock? Who was Chris Rock?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Chris Rock? Gosh, yeah, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
We shouldn't drink in the cougar den. Maybe that's a problem.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
The big slap, I know, because he had insulted is
Well then wife Jada think it Smith, But they're not
even together, and.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I don't like Jada.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I don't even know what they do. Sorry, but I'm
not big in the.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Y the oscars. I'm not big with the Golden globes.
I'm not big with any of it anything. The only
one that is like my super Bowl, or used to
be at least was the VMA's the VMA because there's
performances and you're seeing like all the cool stuff like,
I like. I like that, and of course it's very
Brittany coded you remember with the snake and all that
kind of stuff, So you know, I love that.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
But just the Red Car Grammys are good too. I
like the Grammys because but you watch it music.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Oh yeah, exactly exactly. Have you ever been invited to
go to the ground.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I've been to the Grammy several times, several times. In fact,
one Grammy party. Oh my god, you want to hear
my Ellen Degenner story. I thought she might have been
picking me with me? Well, it was an after party. Yeah,
she was fabulous. It was an after party, was she?
For some reason I ended up sitting next to her
and Oprah Winfrey.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I know I have a lot of stories got in
my life right now, back.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I swear, I swear to you on my dog and
I'll bring him out here later.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And hopefully I'm not Jackson.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
She asked, OK, So I was standing there with Oprah
and Ellen just chatting, and then for some reason Ellen
might have said something like do you wanna I think
she was flirty, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
She was adorable and she was very kind.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
How short is she? She?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I thought was taller than me. I'm five four. She
seemed taller than me. Okay, she's gonna be like five five.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Okay, when did the invite stop? Because we need to
get invited.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You know why did they stop? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
They were in New York for a while. It was
very easy to go to the Grammys. Back in the day.
It was in New York. We were just hop in
a car. We'd go to New York. I have my pass,
I'd go to the Grammys. I go to the after party.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I feel like also like the industry, obviously you know
better than I do, has just changed. It's all commercial.
There's a lot of redline and red tape, and you know,
you can't do this. It's a liability for that. Where
it used to be like, oh yeah, here tickets just
go yes.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Paris Hilton, by the way, I don't know if you've
ever met her.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
No.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
I went to one of her when she had her
album out, her first album that came up. Believe it
or not, she's the singer her first album that came out.
She invited me to her album release party in New
York City at a small club. So we get there. Wait,
I get out of the limo. There's cameras and people everywhere,
and there's a red carpet. Paris Hilton is on the
red carpet. She sees me and starts yelling Courtney and
(09:54):
I go running over to talk to her.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And then people were like the cameras were like flashing,
and it blind care and the Papa Rozzi started yelling,
get her out of the shot. Who is this? Get
her out of the shot. And they just shove me
out of the way. And that was it.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh my god, I want to live your life.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Oh you don't trust me, you don't. It was I
was blinded. I was blinded. They were like cameras in
your face.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Oh I don't give a shot about that.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Sweating.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Uh yeah, I would have sweat. I like when I
get nervous, I sweat.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
It was.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
It was a lot not like our Like the summer
kickoff concerts that you and I talked about before.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Those are just more chill.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, because you that's your show you're running.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
It's our show, we're running it. Every single artist we've
had has been aside from the Jessica Simpson story, I
told you she was not nice at our summer kickoff concert.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Everybody else has been fabulous.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Wow, I know, I just yeah, I feel like I
I the industry's just changed. It's not as like fluid
people are. There's camera phones everywhere, like you know what
I mean. Like it's not that's what it used to be.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You know what I want?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I want the red carpet. Yeah, Oscars just throw some
sort of benefit. I don't need to see some big
time actor or actress winning an award because I did
a good job making twenty million dollars doing a stupid film.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah. I don't need to see little Timothy anymore. I
can't stand him.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I want Little Timothy Timothy Shallam. Yeah what you don't what?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
He's a little boy body. I can't. Yeah, little boy body,
I can't.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
He could get an oscar this year for playing Bob
Bob Dylan.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh I thought he was playing Rodney Stewart.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Do you mean Rod Stewart the porn Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, okay, but wait back to that super quick, and
she's gonna google her sister.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Rod Stewart is short with spiky blonde hair, a singer.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Okay whatever, Dangerfield? Wait, okay, Dangerfield.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
No, you see he's the young know who Rodney Dangerfield
is he's a comedian.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Stuart. Okay, so who cares. Someone listening knows what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
A porn guy named Rod and he's.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So ugly and he's a porn star and he's a
porn star. I'm reeling it.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Okay, I know it's I feel like we should move on.
You want to move on to Mary shag dump.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I do.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I have some good ones for you.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Al right, So Mary shag dump, you have to tell
me Travis Kelcey, Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Oh, this is so easy. I'm gonna marry. Oh, I
have to kill one of them. No, Mary, dump shod dump,
I say dump. Oh, then I'm gonna dump Kim because
I gotta get it on. Travis. I'm gonna marry because,
you know whatever. Long term. Justin's a one night stand.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, and you just saw him naked today. Walked in
to the cougar den and the first thing he said
to me is I just saw Justin Justin Bieber naked.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I saw him.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
He zoomed in. He posts on Instagram, Yes, he posts
on Instagram, his little tidy whities and it was wet
and his.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Alright, what's going on? With he and Haley Bieber.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
What is going on?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I don't know, Like he unfollowed her and yes, are
you serious? Yes, he unfollowed her right, Oh, someone hacked
his CA, then somebody hacked his hat and then he
deleted the part where somebody hacked his account then posted photos.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Just something weird is going on. Who breaks into Justin
Bieber's account?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
No one. First of all, it doesn't happen, and I
get locked out of my account and it's me, you
know what I mean? I think that Also he's been posted.
He posted pictures of his hammer and am I calling
it a hammer? And I'm not like, say what I
want to say.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Let's just go ahead and say what you want.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I'm not going to say. I'm not gonna say because
I'm not going to get anyone in trouble. But his manhood,
his thing was wet and out and you could see it.
He's smoking weed on Instagram. So he's going through something.
Something he's dotty b is going through.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
That's what I thought he was going through something. Mary
shag dump.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I would marry Travis Kelsey because I feel like he
treats Taylor Swift really nice. Yes, and it's tall I
would dump Kim Kardashian because I like boys. It makes
and then Justin Bieber'll.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
He'll shock you good. Can I say that?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
You can say whatever you want, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Feel like, oh no, he'll put it down.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
But not yet. I'm not saying that he wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, no, he's going to put it down and he's
gonna flip it and put it revert.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
If I have to pick somebody, that would be Justin
Bieber to shag Yeah, who cares.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Have a couple of little quokies and just go to
town exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Well, I'm glad you're back from your vacation.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
I'm so happy to be back.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
And I'm going to send you home with the vegas
and the bottle yep.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
And I'm going to get drunk and play Mary shag
Kill in real life with Matthew.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Okay, and let me know how that goes.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I don't want any drunk text messages saying hey, and.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
There's police officers.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I don't know where you got this police thing.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
And then I'm going to get in trouble because he's
gonna say, well, this girl, Courtney gave me her vegas
and a bottle moonshine.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Mean to do that.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You roof feed me last time.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It is delicious. I don't forget.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
You can follow us on all socials too, because we're
pretty much everywhere.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
We're everywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Wherever you get.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Your podcasts, check us out. It's the cougar Den podcast.
Every Wednesday, new episode drops with a Cougar cocktail of
the week and we are inside.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Officially, we're inside, so till next time, Until next time,
another step. I feel really warm right now now.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'm working, kind of sweating.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
It's my age though, it's I'm going through something
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