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June 19, 2025 28 mins
Pridecast continues!!  Miles opens up about his wildest night ever!! Bombshells in the Cougar Confidential and the perfect Cougar Cocktail!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The cougar cocktail. By the way, for our big Pride
show is Pride teeny. It's whatever you want it to be.
So I've got vodka and some sugar free juice in here.
We're garnishing it with lucky charms, marshmallows and a big
floating poop.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, just a big shit storm, which is what Pride does.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
It is unicorn pooh here cheers.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
You know, I gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
You always are. Why would you change it up now?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
When you said whatever you want it to be? I
was like, oh, okay, yeah, like I thought, even being creative.
But you're being sly with that in a good way,
Yes I am. You just want everyone to be whatever
they want to be.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Whatever you want to be. You be you you do,
You be proud of yourself and drink whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, but what about the people that want to be
cats and pee and litter boxes.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's fine if they want to be a feline, because
that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
That they want to be. Cats and pea and box what.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yes, children want to do it too, Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well I don't. I mean, listen, I'm not a judger,
so I don't judge. Maybe there's that's just not anything
I would do. I don't want to be a cat
in peana box.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I just don't like litter.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I can barely be a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, so barely a man anyways, Happy pride.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Happy pride, cougars. It is our pride. I guess our
pride cast. We need to do a serious check in. Yes,
because if you are watching right now, we are back
into our original studio, in the house that's just decorated differently.
We were redecorating the garage and Miles saw what he
thought was a mouse.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I thought it was a mouse. I saw something small
and crawling right.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well. The very next day I was outside, I'm like, wow,
this plant, my seagrass, is dying. I wonder why I
started to rake it. It comes back every year. It's
thirty years old, it's as big as an suv, and
it's dead.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
This year, I start.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Raking it, and these little tiny things that look like
a cross between a mole and a mouse start running
out of the plant.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
You're kidding me.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Fifteen twenty of.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Them scattering everywhere, running into the garage because the garage
was over what yes, Oh, so I looked it up
and it's.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Called a vole.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
What you saw my garage when we filmed the last
podcast was a vole volie. I go down to the
hardware store and the guy's like, oh, you better call
an exterminator. So now the exterminator who killed the bats, well,
didn't kill the bats, but get rid of the bat
to them, I had to call them to come back,
not only to put traps all around my house and

(02:26):
in the garage. That's why we're here because the traps
are full and the vole guy hasn't been here to
clear him out. He also had to spray my yard
for mosquitoes because since we got rid of the bats,
we can't even go outside.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
We got alive. And when you sent me a picture
of the guy, I literally thought it was a lesbian.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
It wasn't a lesbian. This's the guy that kind of left.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
And I was like, you're not gonna have any insects
on that property when she's one with that.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
But it was a guy. But can you believe that
what I've been through.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I I just it's funny because I thought that you
were someone that's like, oh, that's a spider trappet, and
looking back outside, it's like kill the bitch.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Kill the bitches.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I don't belong in my house or in my garage.
I called the lawn guy and I said, you need
to remove the shrub that the voles are eating, or
burn my house down.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't care which one.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I wants a lot of people to burn her house down.
So if you know some of that burns houses down,
I know, girl that needs a ton anyway.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
So that's my update for you.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Hopefully at some point we'll be back in the garage
in are like original that's where we were originally, you know.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I gotta say, though, I feel like you have such
a beautiful like flowers and like thing like. I feel
like just being on the goddamn patio with the drink
is fun too.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
We're gonna do that as well. It's just I'm waiting
for the mosquitos. Got ready to kick in.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
We got to give it a week.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
They've only sprayed.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Once for the mosquitos, so by the next next application
we should be safe outside.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I can't even go outside. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
What's going on here? I like this actually streamline, like
our borderline, streamline, borderline, homophobic of the insects.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
What do you mean, why would it be homophobic?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Well, because they're attacking me because I'm gay.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Well they're attacking me and I'm not gay, so.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Allegedly, like this month, my my one thing listeners, Cougars,
why do you think I'm gay? Which I've never addressed
the Cougars as the Cougars. You're the one that always
says it. So I'm talking to you, Cougars.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Okaya.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
My one goal is to have her kiss a lesbian,
maybe the exterminator.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
What okay, so the exterminator's man. I told you I.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Saw a picture and you know, even they confuse me
sometimes when they look like boys, Like I had a
crush on a lesbian that looked like Justin Bieber ten
years ago. Yeah, when I was a kid, and I
like kissed her a lot too. But that's as far
as it went. But be whatever you want to be exactly.
I'm not pressuring you. But like the head band isn't helping.
I literally show up to her house and she goes

(04:39):
are you alone? And I literally see her and I'm like,
oh my god, what ELL's going on here? Because our
emotional support Twink isn't here today, He's not here.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Matthew ditched us, and I was all set up to
like serve him dranks. I brought it, bought him headbands
and wristbands too.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
But whatever, which is plate? He ditches for a gay workout?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Plates, that's okay, that's a gay workout. Okay, I've never
done plot.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I mean, would you want your man to at the gym?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no,
you're right now.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
There's a lot of pride happening, and I'm really excited.
I feel like, truthfully, I feel like I didn't become
gay until man, like my last breakup. I feel like
me and my eggs were like very like sheltered from
Like we didn't go to gay bars, we didn't do gaything,
not on purpose, but it just never happened. Oh yeah,
oh he was he's gay, Like yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
But so but why did you not?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Like I don't know, to be honest with you, like
not to turn this into a therapy session, but like
I feel like the community can be a little stand offish.
I love therapy, o, you know, as soon as like
as much as you think, like the gay community is
like very and and there are I'm not sterilizing.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
The whole stereotyped teriz.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I'm not sterilizing everyone. Well maybe on a Saturday night,
but anyways, I don't even know what the hell that means. Anyways,
I feel like there's a there's a big chunk of
it that's like it's overwhelming. It's a little overwhelming. It's
a little like nerve wracking to be around a bunch
of gay guys.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
So it's too much for you.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, it used to be. Okay, it used to be
too much because I would get overwhelmed, like, oh my god,
are they looking at me? Or they judging me?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Like so you're at that age now you're like I
don't care what anybody thinks about me or what I'm
wearing or how I want to.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Be around, like every gay guy in America like, bring
me all the gay is. Oh my god, I have
stories for you, Okay, gay stories? When do I not?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Though, Well, it is happy pride. Let's do some gay stories.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Literally. I actually the first day of June first was
very gay for me, and I got hit on.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Where were you? And was Matthew your boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Bar in Boston? Yeah? It was called de Bar.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Should I go to that place?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's fun? It was fun so I'll just give you
the highlights. Basically, there was this guy. Me and Matthew.
We're not jealous, Like we are not jealous. Like if
some guy comes up to Matthew, like I'm like, oh
my god, like good for you, Matthew, Like someone thinksh
hot and same thing for me. Like we tease each other,
you know what I mean. It's like fun.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
So this hunk like six three six four, beefy hockey
player looking guy.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Which isn't your type at all? You like the Twins, Well.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
I do like the Twins, but like if I were
to be in a relationship with like like, it's that
where it's like the beefy guy that's bigger than me.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Okay, okay, and you're a big, big dude.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah. So he like was like eyeing me with all
his friends. I'm like, oh my god, Matthew, like this
guy's look at me. My high school friends were all
teasing each other. I go to the bathroom and I
get a tap on my shoulder when we're in line
and he's like striking off a conversation talking to me,
telling me he's from Canada, Like why am I here?
Asked for my Instagram and friends, and I go, I go, Matthew,

(07:39):
I just found my boyfriend, so I actually have to go. No,
but he's he was really.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Hot your Instagram.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Of course I did because and listen. It was actually
funny because one of my friends from high school, straight
boyfriend was there and he came to the bathroom with
me because I had to protect him. Okay, his gay
bathrooms are wild, Okay, and he witnessed it.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
And you gave him So isn't that.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Because he knows the Provincetown Ferry from Boston, the guy
that like runs that and operates up.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I don't care who he knows.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
You have a boyfriend, you're.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
In a serious yeah, Instagram, I didn't give him my
freaking news. I don't know you wanted them. I'd give
him ding No, it was it was silly, harmless. He's
very nice and Matthew, we don't care.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Okay, so d bar in Boston.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
I have a suspicion that you probably have more gay
stories for me.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I have a lot another one like.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Recent, like I want recent.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Well recent, like oh my god, I have like a
really raunchy one, but I can't like say the raunch
but I can probably tell you.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Guys, Okay, tell me. We could figure out the raunch.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I could break it down. Do you want to hear it?
Because this happened last summer.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Pride, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, it's a pride.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Pride. So if you don't like gay, like, turn up
the volume, just drink your drink. Basically, we went to
an underwear party and.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
And that means everybody wears underwear.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yes, we province town, okay. And it was at this
hotel basement and the bar the club is called Purgatory
and literally I love it. And me and Matthew like again,
I'm not I didn't go to gay bars and stuff.
So like last summer and the summer before really, but
last summer more so, we explored the.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Gay commodnity like everything, okay.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
And so me and Matthew, like you know, we fold
our clothes like proper boys, and we put him over
behind a chair that was like in this area with
a pool table and there was a curtain and no
one was near it.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Wait, can we back up the bus? You fold your clothes?
Did you disrobe when you got there and do your undo?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Your clothes?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah? And had my boxers on.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Okay, and you have to take everything.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Okay, got it, you don't.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Have to, but like it's like fun. Everyone's like in
like skimpy little things like rainbow speedos and whatever. Like
I literally was like in like Calvin Klein, like boxer
dad briefs, Like I'm not wearing anything, Kookie. There was Matthew,
and we're like, let's just be part of the people.
So I put him behind the chair and we're there
and we're like dancing and drinking and like whatever. And

(09:59):
at one point, just like this is like a lot,
it's like hot. There's like one hundred more people there
than it started with. Whatever, Let's get out of here. Okay,
let's go get our clothes.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh no, oh, this is where I have to really
watch my mouth.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
So the once opened pull table curtain room was now
shut and there was no light on. Ok So I'm like, Matthew, there.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Was an orgy in there, literally an orgy.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
With your I appeal back the curtain and there's about
twenty five to thirty five men, no, all butt naked.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Lined up in a no, not even lined up, just.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Like I wish it was a train. It would have
been much more organized. This was quite literally a mosh
pet of just naked men doodling and food ling.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Okay, so you open up the curtain you see a
mosh pit of naked men. I know what I would do.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I'm like, no, I was terrified. Okay, baby gay here,
not baby gay, because I've been gay like since ever,
but like this is new to me, so I'm like,
what's the all is going on here? So I'm like, Matthew,
I have to get our clothes. They're literally all the
way across the room. So I'm literally separating heads and like,
don't do that, and like brush your teeth. That smells weird.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Why didn't you shave?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, like he's weird. I'm not kidding you. I'm literally
moving people's heads and bodies and legs and arms, shorts.
I get my stuff. On the way back, the light
gets turned on, so now there's bright lights in the downstairs.
Can we call it a horgy?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, it's a horgy.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
A horgy. And literally there was this like man he
must have been in his seventies or eighties, I'm not
kidding you, sprawled out. He was the buffet on the
on the poll table, and everyone was pawning at him.
But I don't think they knew that he was like
way older.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
You're eighty. How did they not know?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Couldn't they tell is it's pitch black?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh? And then the lights come on.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
And everyone was like froze, and I was like even
more horror and I be lineded out of there. Okay,
but you got your clothes. I got my shorts. I
use the brand Chubbies because they're like the short's ever Okay,
wasn't even those behind?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Okay, so you've got your clothes and then you laugh.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Then we got the hell out of there. I can't
believe I just shared that.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
That is the best story that wasn't horrible. That sounds
like a great night that you guys will remember forever.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
No, we have yeah, like it's a funny story, like
we funny die laughing about it. But like yeah, like
pride gets wild.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Okay, So before we get to like Cougar Confidential and
everything that we do, how do you and Matthew, like,
how are you going to celebrate pride like this year together?
Do you do you celebrate it? Because I know I
have gay friends that like it's pride all year. They're like, yeah,
it's Pride month, but whatever.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
You know, I think it's like to not get like
like more serious after being unserious. Like I think it's
just a good time to like in the month reflect
on like who you are, the community that you're in,
how can you help are things that like during the
year maybe you turn an eye to, like it doesn't
need Like I love when like Corona or like bud Light,
like all of a sudden, like they're like icon on
social media is like gay flags or whatever like that

(12:53):
cracks me up. But no, just like stop, like who
can you help in your life? Like who can you
know underprivileged gay people? Like That's what I want to
kind of focus on. How I'm gonna celebrate is gonna
be just we're really trying to expand our gay friend group.
So yeah, we're going on a double like date with
like another.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Guy, wait a double gay date or yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Double gate date with a couple that's married. Ok And
actually I matched with the husband that I know his
name Angelo on Tinder when I was fifteen. He was
the first guy I ever talked to, and then he
blocked me because he wasn't out yet, Okay, and then
we rekindled when we're eighteen.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
And so now you're going on like a gay.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
He's married, but his husbands name is Dan. He's awesome.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Sea. I think this is perfect for you in Matthew
so excited. I feel like you're at the point in
your relationship. What are we two years in now? Two
and half two and a half years in now? So
go into the uh gay orgies and all that. Yeah,
it's fun, but now it's like, okay, we want to
surround ourselves with like gay couple.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yes, you know, yes, and then take.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Your relationship to the next level and see what it's
like hang out.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
With that crew.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yes, I'm really excited and oh my god, I want
to say one part of it, but I hope that
the person's not listening, so maybe I won't say it.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
I don't know. She I don't okay, don't say I
want you.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
To regret it.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
No, it's not bad, it's just anyways.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
When you were expanding your gay like group, does that
include lesbians.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Like I have? I have boundaries and that's one. I'm kidding. No, No,
I love the lesbian community. They're just wild. We actually
Memorial did weekend in pe Town. We were just there.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
You told me.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
It was like wild, It's called.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Baby Dike Weekend, Like it's all about the dykes.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
More wild than what the story you just told me.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Oh like we're at a drag show and there's like
literally like it's an opening night of this famous drag
queen and ten rows back ship drink. Okay, they're crazy, Okay, Yeah,
So I have lesbian friends, yes, but like like, ask
yourself this, do you want to hang out with choparone
and that answers yes, then go for it. No, I love.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Lesbians, but I tell you what, Sabrina Carpenters butt in
those tight shorts.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
I was like, I, she's hot. Oh her new era.
Did you see the little promo video? I did?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Well, you just said that anyway, So yeah, Pride a month,
all month long.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
I think that we should do the Cougar Confidential, which
is a new feature where if you guys want any
type of advice, we will give it to you and
all you gotta do is hit us up on Instagram
or TikTok and send us a question and yeah read them.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
I love it and actually, weirdly enough, I don't know
if it's because it's Pride Month, and like, people listen
to our episode, do we have gay questions? We have
someone who is dealing with some gay stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Oh my god, I love it.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
I mean, I hope I can listen. I can answer
gay stuff, can I?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh? Yeah, well, this is advice from another woman.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
By the way, if anybody goes to the dollar store,
it's amazing. Can I just say I bought a whole
bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows, and they are We skewered
them and put them in our drinks and they are.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
So aren't they delicious?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I'm telling you what, like the marshmallows in the cereal,
but just a whole bag of them.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
How many calories do you think they are there?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
They're like zero fat, They're like low fat.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, but like calorie.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
I don't know anyone like sixty of these.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Hello, it's gay. We count our calories around here, that's right.
Why I never used to. Anyways, we have three, which
has been really nice. Okay, so this is from a listener.
Curly Okay. She says, I'm madly in love with my
best friend's fiance and she asked me to be her

(16:29):
maid of honor. We've kissed once and it was eccentric. Eccentric,
I just made that out of it, she said, electric
I don't I can't read. Gaze can't read.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I gaze can't read.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
I don't want to ruin our friendship or her engagement,
but I can't stop thinking about what it would be
like to be with him. Should I confess, act on
it or keep it bottled up? And what if they
find out?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, well, a, you are cuckoo for coca puffs. That
is not your best friend, and you shouldn't be after
his man. You're a man stealer. Back your shit up
and get your old man.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, I've been in that position before, have you? And what?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Well?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
No? Not. I didn't like him, but he showed me
his penis. Can I say penis? Or do I say dick?
What do I say? My best friend's boyfriend showed me
his penis?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
And does your best did your best friend know?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Did you told her right away? Said I saw your
Peter piper pecker?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
And what did she say?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
She laughed it off because I think she was in love.
I was like, I think he's good, all right? Do
you think now we know?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Do you think since they're planning a wedding. She should say, hey, listen,
we kissed. She's gonna if you say anything, you were
going to lose your best friend.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
You're going to lose the man, So don't do it.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
I think she should just back away.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
You had a point there. You're going to lose both
of them. If you bring it up. She's gonna get
he's gonna get passed, and and it never works out. Truthfully,
the reason why he probably kissed she was because he
doesn't want to be with her. And once he gets
out of that situation and realizes don't want to be
with you, it's gonna be on to the next.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah. I feel like, just leave the situation alone, let
her get married. And we don't know the full stitch.
N have been on a break, you know, her girlfriend
and him. She could have been on a break. It
could have been in the first month of them dating.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
So just Carly, I don't even know if that's your
real name.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Carly, love them all our cougars, but it is time
to move on and get your own man, because honestly,
would you want to be with somebody who cheated on
his fiance anyway?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
No, exactly, you find him how you lose them or
lose them? How you find him? Okay? Oh this is
from a guy. Oh my god, I think Dave. I
recently found out my straight best friend has been hooking
up with my boyfriend behind my back for months. The twist,
they're both pretending to me that they're just friends. I
don't want. I don't know who to confront first, or

(18:40):
if I should just dump them both and move on.
Here's the kicker. I'm also secretly attracted to my best friend,
and I think maybe I could explore that if the
boyfriend is out of the picture. What do I do?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I'm so confused.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I don't know the genders in this.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
What's his name again?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
The first think, Dave? I think?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Okay, So Dave says that who she.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Were recently found out my straight best friend.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
First of all, your straight best friend is not straight.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
So I think he's gay.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, they're gay, and he's straight best friend is hooking
up with That's wild, right, So your straight best friend
is not straight?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Your straight best.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Friend no, and then he's secretly Okay, So I think
I have a remedy for you if you're both want
to screw the girl? Can I tell you is the
straight best friend a guy, because that's hot.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Oh, they're all guys.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
They're all guys.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
That's why he had to say straight best friend has
been hooking up with my boyfriend behind my back for months. Yeah,
that's hot. Have a threesome like you said, yeah, and
I listen.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I would be in.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
A throutle would you actually?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I would?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
You know. Sometimes I think about it too, But then
at the same time, I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
But here's my thing with the throuble, And I know
you think I'm a lesbian. I just want the guy
part time. Like I don't want to be with you,
do I have to be with the girl too.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I don't have to know. There's actually a lot of
couples that it's like you're both dating the same man.
You ever see sister wives?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah, I could be a sister wife.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Give her. I think I know someone, okay.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Because I could be as I think I could be
a sister wife. I don't need a man twenty four
to seven, but I like to know that there is
one available, and I do want like sisterhood with women,
but not in a sexual way.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
I think that huge is headed on the nail, right,
do you have Do you have two bedrooms here?

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Three?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Why? That's why I meant three bedrooms, because you're we're.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Going to burn this bitch down anyway because of the
fu Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
You're moving.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I'm out of here.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
You're definitely moving rodents and stuff. Okay, last one, this
one's good.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Okay, is this another pride game?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
I think it is a gay one.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
How do we get three? And we're recording the pride specialty?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
That's because I don't know if we got the last
scenario correct.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
That's okay, we made up our own either way, have
a threesome.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Have a threesome, Always have a threesome, which you neither
of us have had allegedly. Chloe, Hey, Courtney, I've been
listening to for years on the radio. Absolutely love you.
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Oh yes, I was waiting for her to say, Hey, Miles,
I love you too.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
You know she doesn't give a shit about this gay
I'm I've been with my boyfriend, which she should because
it's gay advice. I've been with my boyfriend for two years,
but lately I'm starting to wonder if he's actually gay.
He never wants to have sex with me. Always makes
excuses and spends way too much time with his guy friends. Okay,
some of them are openly gay. That's never good. He

(21:28):
also gets awkward when I try to talk to him
about the future. Should I infront of him about it?
Or am I just overthinking it? How do I even
bring this up without breaking trust?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
So before she said that most of his friends are gay,
I was thinking he's just a guy. Guys like love's
interest after a while, they're lazy. Sex is a lot
of work, you know, After a little while, they're just
not gonna like. They don't care unless it's a quickie.
They don't want to have a choice.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
They're done.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
But because his friends, I'm interested to see what you think.
If most of his friends are gay and he's choosing
to spend more time with them, does that mean anything?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Well, I have to say something. I've been around the
block with a lot of strake eyes before, and they
push the boundaries. So I think there's a possibility that
he may be playing with his Peter with his friends.
Why am I calling out a Peter today? I need
to stop eating these What should she do? Then?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
What should she do?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I think that if she regardless, if he's gay or not.
Let's take the gay out of it.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yes, that's what I was going to say.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
He's like boring.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
And Chloe, I want you to have good sex.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Same with me.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Take the gay out of it.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
If he's not giving you the attention you need, it's
time to move on. You don't even have to have
a discussion with him. It sounds like she's already brought
it up to him and he doesn't want to talk
about it.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
You know, I feel like I want to bring this up.
Like I talk to my clients that talk to my friends.
I myself have been in situations. You have one life, okay,
and it's short, by the way, it's very short. Okay.
We have daily reminders of.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
That, yes we do.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
You're never stuck. You are never stuck in a situation.
I don't care what anyone says. You're never stuck.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Dump them. Dump if it's not if you're not having fun,
if you're not having good sex, if you're not talking,
if he's hang out with his friends more than you,
fuck it, or do some self reflecting, like maybe you
need to spend time with some girlfriends like maybe you guys.
Oh well, he doesn't want to have sex with you.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
So actually say yeah, I think you gave great advice.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, that's it. Just fuck it, like, come on, you're
not stuck, Chloe.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Chloe, we love you.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
You've got the cougar Den. You can hang out with
us every week. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
All right?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Well, I love our cougar confidence.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I do too, don't forget. Send us your questions Instagram,
just send us a DM get in touch with us.
We're also on TikTok. You'll find us at the cougar
Den podcast. Send us your questions, all right, Truth or drink?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Oh my god, I forgot about this. I have scenarios
too for that, do you? Because we can just do
my three have time.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
This cocktail is so good that why do we We
should just call it drink or drink?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, just drink or drink and we can go a
few years. Because I feel like you come up with
some fun one.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
No, mine are not fun this time. I actually dialed
it back. The first one is commando yes.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Or no no. Because if you ever a spie for
a long schlan, what if you sip it up? You know, Okay,
we don't want to be at the deli counter.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
I am yes, all the way.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
You want to go commando Vagina.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah, but what's so? Was that different?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Okay, all right, because you asked me about sweatpants and
I was trying to tell you guys in gray sweatpants
not wearing underwears the thing.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Right now, It's always been a thing. Google it. It's
always been a thing. I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Oh I thought it was a new thing.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
No gray pants season, great gray sweatpants.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yes, yeah, it's a thing.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
And a client actually just woand me, she said, a
great sweatpants season. This past year was horrible because it
was cornish to go to the mall and they literally
loved the I okay, I have a question. When you
see a guy coming Georgina's spring sweatpants, do you look down?
I do? Do you ever look down like Eve when
they're wearing pants? Can?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I tell you?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
It's like a car crash and sometimes you can't like
you're like it's automatic.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Wow, I actually have to tell you, I think this
is really bad. When I was out in Boston, I
don't give a shit anymore. I am going to subjectify
you when you walk by me if you have a
fat ass or a huge bullets. I'm sorry, and I'm
not kidding. I'm not like this. I'm like I objectively,
I'm like, oh my god, you guys, do you see
that ass? Like I don't care like who you are?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Last reality show you've watched?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Ooh The Love Hotel? You watch it?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yes, I'm obsessed with it.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Wait, so I haven't caught up fully with that. I
love Shannon.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Okay, I love Shannon Badore, who's amazing. The last question is,
and this is a good one. Does size matter?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
All Right, I'm madder. I'm going to be real honest
with you.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Go ahead, I'll I'll be real honest too.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
I've been with both. Sometimes the smaller is better.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
I would say size matters in everything.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
That's just me, that's my opinion. Like, I want a
bigger cocktail, I want a bigger piece.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Of cake, wower b I want a bigger everything.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, Like, I feel like bigger's better every.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
All day long, all day long. I'm just so happy
that we do this at the end of the episode,
because if you're a true cougar, you're not going to
judge us for how we talk.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, you're not.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
The cougars love it. Listen, it's real talk. It's Cougar
confidential all the way. It is our Pride cocktail Pride teeny,
which means this month you drink whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Because you bu and do you wherever you want, Be
safe out there, get tested. I'm sure. Okay, there's a
lot of porgies going on. I know.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
I don't have any advice for that, except for I'd
like to go to the d Bar this week.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
No, the d Bar is great, but have you ever
been to the Shag No Harvard the gay bar?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
No, but there's two gay bars I've been to, which
is we'll give me the game. I'm bartended at a
gay bar for charity.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
I think you went to the Sane it's closed now.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
That Harvard one, Yeah, there's there were two and hard Ford.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, so it's it's the shame to say, but there's
also the Polo.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, am I call it shay ast I'm bartended as Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I don't like how you're calling it shayest. I think
that's how I'm saying the shays. She's saying shayest. I
thought it was after but actually it is, so that
that was the like the like when it was established.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, in the.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Beginning, Like, I don't know, I have no idea, but.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Honestly, it's so fun. Gay all day, gay all day.
They should let us do a live podcast there and
you could bar time.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Let's do it, let's reach out to them. It's we
could do it this month.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I don't know if I'm allowed there like that.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Did you get kicked out?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
What happened.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
I fired a drag queen that used to work for me. There,
really talented girl, and.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
You fired her because of work conflict, a work thing.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Is she still she's nice to me?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Now?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Is she still doing drag there?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Oh? Yeah, and she's amazing.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Oh my god, take me to a dragon.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
The drag scene in Connecticut is nuts. It's amazing and
it's really good.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
And I know we talked about it before I went
to a drag brunch. Yeah, it was the worst drag
show I've ever seen, because you don't want a drag
win during the day, That's what I'm saying. The shows
are at eleven thirty and twelve thirty though at night
on Saturdays.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Oh that's really late for me.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
My mom says the same thing. But you're not old
We love.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
You, Cougars Chew. Check out our podcast Thursdays they drop
and you can find it anywhere you.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Get your podcasts. Can I keep the headband?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Absolutely, We're gonna wear it to the gay bar.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yayoo, love it, I love it. I'by Pride
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