July 10, 2025 • 31 mins
Coming off of the 4th of July high from Courtneys bed!! Courtney and Miles attempt a "Love spell" and a creepy Hing update! Plus Cougar confidential!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh, we're back in bed again. Me and Miles together.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
In We're back. This is the best set that we've
had thus far. We've been in your dining room, been
in your garage, and I'm in your bed.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Do you like being in the bedroom or not? No,
I do know except for the dogs at the bottom
of the bed.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Never seen a dog's leg extending the way Jockson's just did.
That was crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
He's like his mommy, No, this is comfy.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We have a cool feel.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah. Our cougar cocktail of the week, by the way,
and if you see if you watch us on YouTube,
you'll see us in my bed right now. We are
having prosecco because I feel like we're coming off of
the Fourth of July holiday. There was a lot of drinking,
a lot of you know, grilling. We needed to like,
sip on prosecco.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Sip and on prosecco. It's yummy.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
All right, So how is your Fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Fourth of July was fantastic?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay, good.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
We had a really good time. We were in Mystic
and house is there.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
My dad Your dad's cute, by the way, his dad
is really cute. My mother was like, oh, he's a
handsome that is the best Galen Russian ever.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
My mother was at the hair salon getting her hair
done and Miles Dad walked in and before you knew it,
my mother was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh, before I knew it, the cleavage was out. Yeah,
she was over there. She was like, Todd, what do
you do?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And then she pulled me aside. She's like, Miles father
is your type. Miles Dad is married.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Mom, calm, well, wait until she sees daddy.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
D oh, Dad and d We're on the Darryl thing, which,
by the way, darl I guess we need an update
before we can delve into like this special episode I
have scheduled for us. Last episode, we went through all
the hinge guys yes, because I'm on hinge yes, and
I was talking to like and it was like, ten guys,
it's too.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Many to I thought I counted nineteen.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
But you helped me filter through it and you said
Darryl was the one for me.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well, I think I, Like I said the last episode,
I feel like I have a spiritual connection with connection
with Daryl and he doesn't know that yet. Though I
call him daddy. I really hope he's not homophobic. Because
that'll be a deal breaker for me.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Hello, deal breaker for me.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
We have a gay son, so I do it would
be a little weird.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
My dog's fluid fluid.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So anyways, this episode's not about gay dogs. It's about Darryl. No,
I'm kidding, but I think that you guys have chemistry.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, I showed you the recently. I have notes, you
have notes, you can take the notes. Here's the thing
I did not realize. I kept saying, I'm looking at
these profiles. It's not giving me any information except for
their age, Like, yes, I need information. Miles literally three
seconds ago showed me how to like scroll. Yes, Now
I really like Darryl. He's a dog daddy dog. Daddy's
(02:44):
six foot tall, six foot tall with the bill that
you like. It's like a muscular dad bod.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He likes cocktails, he has it. He just had it
rented a tiny cabin.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, I love it. Okay, so what's your note him?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He seems like a nice guy. Okay. You guys both
bonded over not liking to fly on airplanes, which I
think is a really important thing to you. And you,
my friend, are a little flirt and you already plans
to write an RV with him and travel the country.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I did. I did?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You did? You're like, oh, Broy, we'll just get an RV.
He's like, sounds good to me, and then said the
next message was a good morning darling.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh wait, and then he asked what my birthday was
and what my sign was.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
They're both capricorns. Once his birthday January fourteenth?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
January fourteenth, isn't there.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like a meme like where were you? January fourteenth? Isn't
that when they stormed the capitol?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I don't know how anyways, anyway, we're not political, No,
we're not, but the least political people. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Do you say I'm pregnant?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Who's president?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't know. I don't even know what country we're
in right now.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't either.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
My thing is is that January fourteenth to bring a bown?
I guess that's just another sign that it's Darrell for you,
because January fourteenth is not familiar, like like we're going
to celebrate his birthday next you something.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That tell me my ex'es birthday is January fourteenth?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Shut the fuck and.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
He's passed away.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
The goose bumps?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Do you think that's a sign.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
That's oh my, oh my god, that's a sign.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh, that's a sign. He's sending me a younger, taller
man with a cabin.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And a couple of kayaks.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Is that weird?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, that's beyond weird because there's three hundred and sixty
five days in a.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Year and his birthday is the same birthday as my
ex who's passed away.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Okay, but does I have a question for you, because
you're just on the show that you've expressed that like
maybe like you guys didn't have the same interest, but
I guess everyone's different.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, my fancy and I didn't really have the same interest.
You know what, I gotta find out if Daryl has
a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm done with that, But you want to know what
I don't like motor already off the bat, you guys
both only flying the idea of an RV you both
got really excited about. And he likes camping, kayaking. This
he's a home builder, which you said several times. You
want someone to work with your hands.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That's what my ex did before he got into the
automotive business. I'm sorry I don't tell him this though,
we don't tell.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
No, we don't tell Darryl. We don't tell Darryl until
there's a ring on your hand. My god, because you're
gonna get married to him. I need to sage no,
sagean gets bad rid of bad jujo.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Tim.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Tim's watching you, babe.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
So you think he sent me this?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Tim? And I knew that was his name. I don't know.
That's so weird, But Tim, I think, no, don't be
freaked out. I think that's this is a good sign.
And why didn't you mention that before? Because I just
said it to you.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I don't know. I was just like to like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Well, I just said it to you. Just know, we
haven't talked about it.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Sounds like a date that I know, and I'm thinking, well,
it's a date. I know if I should say it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I'm telling you right now, like Tim is coordinating with
being me. I'm the vessel to let you know that
it's Darryl.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well did I not just this whole time? Eisde said
there's something spiritual about Darryl.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Holy cow, Tim is working through you.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'm letting you know right now, and Tim are and
cahoots good. And I think that you need to.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Darryl have money.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
No, I'm just no, Darryl.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
He doesn't have to give me money. Yes, have his
own money.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
If you can go to the bank and ask her
five hundred thousand dollars to renovate, build or buy a house,
you got money alone. You've got money, and you got
a good credit square sure, just and honestly, you don't
even need money nowadays. You just have to have a
good credit scare.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay, Okay, Darryl it is I'm gonna I'm gonna not
talk to the rest of the guys until I meet
Darryl in person.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, I think that you should. I think you should
get on a phone call with him tonight and.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I but after I spend the day in bed with
you drinking.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
No, there's no better time I would.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Say something bad.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Good?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Okay, all right, So I do have something I thought
we were gonna do, but I don't even know if
we need to do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Well, I think we need. This is gonna solidify it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I bought these at the Crystal Shop when I was
there recently. Okay, they're little Mason jars and my girlfriend.
I bought it for me and my girlfriend, but she
opened it up and read the instructions and said it
was voodoo. But it's how you get love, how you
bring love into your life.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You gotta be careful with the V word because we
can get canceled for that. The I just I swear.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
To Okay, Well, I don't know if it iss. Well
you said the V word.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I was thinking, Vagina.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
All right, we're gonna open these up. You can read it.
I have everything you did not. You're freaking. You are
literally freaking.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
The room smells like love. I just opened up the vial.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Ye tell us what's in it. I'm nervous because there's
candles and we're gonna light the room on fire. Sorry,
Jackson read it because I don't know if I want
to do it either. So it's a little Mason jars,
got potpoury in it. It's got a candle, and it's
got like this sheet to do things.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
The first thing it says, I need to give you
a bath, but I think that's.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Get adult wipes. You're gonna wipe me down with an.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Adult I'm gonna use wiped Courtney.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, they're not for your fat area. It's for adults,
like your whole body. Okay, go ahead, I've already showered.
You don't have to give me a bath. Do another thing?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I have to literally? Does you holy one? Okay, ready
before you begin, taking a cleansing bath to remove any
loose negative energy. Did it already empty all contents? Like
take a ship? Like? What is empty all content?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I don't know, but I'm empty. This is my girlfriend?
Wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It gets worse because this is like almost like you
type the instructions of a lesbian night with her.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
It gets worse. It gets worse.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okay, keep going, place candle and paper aside for later use. Okay, well,
we have to read the instructions, but begin grinding on
each other. Before grinding the herbs, waking them up, thank
them for their sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Okay, thank you for your sacrifice. Thank you for your sacrifice.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Don't start grinding. Shut up. I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I'm not taking anything out because it is Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Ask that they provide you as they were blessed to
do so. Provide you.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Keep going. It gets worse.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
They provide for me. They're gonna pay my bills. Okay,
think sorry, I'm just lexicking a little like something else.
Spell Go ahead, think of your target while grinding the target, Darryl, Darryl.
I'm just saying, like, God forbid you guys, Not God forbid,
don't forbid this, but like, well, God forbid. He finds
that I'm excited about Darryl. Now I'm really excited about Darryl.
(09:24):
Let me tell you something. We're gonna have to screw
this freaking headboard on. I know it's a little loosebbles
thinking of your target while grinding the herbs. Once you're satisfied,
begin blending the herbs with your fingers. You can add
personal concerns if you'd like, semen, hair nails, vaginal secretations.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
With the vaginal secretaration secretions, what kind.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Of sea creatures are you creating in that?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
What is that secretion? Like any type of moisture from
like your eye or you know.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
But we just got it's not Vagiana month.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You know what I bought. I did buy these on sale,
So maybe that's why I know when he wanted to
do it.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Visualize you and your lover together, riding in the cars,
sleeping next to each other. I can't spitting in each
other's mouth. Doesn't seem make it okay for someone that's
never done this before. You sure do know the instructions.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Not reading my girlfriend and I read them my best
friend and she said, I am not.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Making love eating because this is a lesbian thing.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Said, you need to do this with myles shoating.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Dinner together, happy healthy, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Happy healthy. So there is more. By the way, Matthew
is in the corner in a chair watching us sit
in bed and drink cocktails.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
He literally, yeah, literally it is. This is like the
worst point, like two ever, a straight woman and a
gay man with a dog lighting love candles in bed.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
And he's good allergies. He's just sitting down there looking
his paws. And I'm not talking about Matthew.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Additional information. Write your names and birth dates on both paper.
We do have his birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Carve your name in theirs into the candle from top
to bottom.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
What we have to carve the candle.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Place the paper in the bottom of the jar, names
facing up, Add the mixture of the jar and fill
with honey or sugar water. Close the lid and secure
the candle on top of the melting.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
See it's too much, it's too free.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
By melting the bottom, Matthew, are melting. You just enough
to make it sticks. Once complete, there's more.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
It's supposed to bring love into your life. I can't
I have time for that. Go ahead, Well, there's go ahead.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Growth of relationship once completed. Keep the jar on the
one location your desires have been met, in a window.
You gotta keep this in the windo until Daddy d
comes and finds it um growing tree to its significant
Bury the jar near a growing tree to signify signify
growth in your relationship. Well, we have to bury the jar.
(11:48):
You have to bury the jar and don't leave unintended.
But you just told me to leave it in a
window and then bury it, so that's unintended.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Now you know what I feel?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Keep from dogs or pets, do not ingest?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Do you know what should do?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Can you? Just cover it up? I'm going to sage
the ship out of it, and we're throwing it out.
I think my girlfriend's right.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
That I do too.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
And look, Max, I did not. I got it at
a crystal shop.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
This red rocket is scaring me.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
We got to do.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Where's your sage spray?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's if Matthew could get it, I'm gonna it's right there, Matthew.
The blue bottle, right there. We're gonna just just do
a quick stage. I don't know. If you can't get
it in there, don't worry. We're gonna get rid of it.
Thank you, Matthew. This is my sage spray. So I
don't burn my house down because I did almost burn
my house down staging once.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh my god, I have a scary story for you.
I have a really scary story for you. Actually, sage
me good.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
We are sage and we are not doing this, lady.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We don't need it because we have Tim, do you agree,
and we have Darryl, so we're good.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
That is really freaky though. The whole, the whole Darryl
Tim thing is.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
For you to give it to me right there.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'm over that.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So we're not doing No, we're not doing it. I
think that's a little weird, not weird to do a
love spell because like, I've definitely paid antsy which to
save my life, right but I'm not doing that because
I don't know where you bought it and I don't
know the intentions behind it.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I bought it at a crystal shop, don't I don't either.
I don't. So my girlfriend was right, she was like,
this is some sort of v O d oo s
h blah blah blah, don't do.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
It, don't do it.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Okay. It's funny though, because she told me to do
it with.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You, and and I'm usually done for anything, like I'm gay,
I so I'm down for anything, but not that.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
No, okay, so we're not doing the love Spell. Oh
we haven't done Cougar Confidential.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
We haven't.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
We didn't do it in the last episode.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Well, because we did Truth or Drink, we do I
thought we do one on the other.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, we'll do Cougar Confidential. Well I thought we did
them both. Oh my, I don't know how much do
you love being in my bed?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Love?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
This is so much better. I'm sorry to poor Matthew
who has to sit in the corner in the chair
of there. You know what, do you want to get
Matthew in here for our next one?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I feel like he should just be like either in
the middle of us, just drinking, like ignoring us, playing
a game on his phone or something like that, Like
it's totally normal.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Where the fuck is my Cougar Confidential?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
So I don't know how many how many cell phone?
What you got two cell phones?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Here? Different boyfriends ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
By the way, Can I show you something real quick?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh oh wait, I was gonna say I was sitting
on something and I was like party, getting a little
hands over here. But it wasn't me to.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Watch this on YouTube so you can see us in
my bath. It's that is the teddy bear I sleep
with every night.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Which is so cute. Isn't like cute.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
He's supposed to be a snoopy dog. And I've had
it since I was before I was born because it
was a gift to my mom. It was her baby
shower gift for me.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Can I ask you something? Did you make the pants?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I did? I made underwear? I don't know when I
was a kid. I made them. They stayed on it.
But he literally has no ears, no eyes, or no
fur left.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I love that and he goes.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Right in there. But I feel like I should sage
him too. He's having a lot of bad juju in
this bed. But I had him under the pillows. It's
not like I suck my thumb and snuggles.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, it was a little wet when I touched it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
All right, We're doing cougar comp man chill from my bed.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Wait, I need to pull them up and if you really.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Like this mattress, it's brand new, like you guys should
get one.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh my, oh my god, because it was the pillows
were covering the sign when I tried it earlier about
Oh wait, keep it up there. That's my back like
that here a ship.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
They go up like this too, and go straight up
if you want.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Daddy is gonna like that?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Daddy, Darryl. I can't. I can't even believe this stuff
I'm thinking about now with with Darryl, he's probably got
another girlfriend by now. I haven't talked to I have
don't talk to these people. Every day.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I have to pull in, I have to pull up
the stuff. Can you freestyle?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Can I freestyle? What the hell do you think I
do for a living? Yes? I can freestyle. I talk
for a living. I told you I don't like to talk,
and now you're making me freestyle. Yeah, I'll freestyle. By
the way, make sure you're following us on all of
our social pages too, because we do a little extras.
We post a lot of things on our Instagram page.
We do have a giveaway going on right now. I
(16:09):
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need to go to TikTok or Instagram to see the giveaway.
It's like a Cougar Kit giveaway that I think you're
all gonna love and you're gonna need it for the
summer because we are literally in the midst of summer
right now. We're past forth of July, we're heading right
into August. If you want to see what the giveaway is,
and you've got to go to our social media pages.
(16:30):
I think he's actually texting a dude.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Sorry now, I actually I did respond to an email, but.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
He's such a jerk. We're in my bed. He's like,
I've gotta I've gotta look up Cougar Confidential. He's actually, I.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Had to get into our email, but I didn't respond
to an email. I logged out of my other email
and then I found that I got us good I
got And honestly, we only have two, but they're actually
really good. Okay, And now they actually like, yeah, I
think we're gonna be okay, So you want to go
in one because I think this is something about her
dating someone younger, and I think that's right up our alley. Yeah, hey,
(17:03):
Miles and Courtney, I'm thirty. Oh. They addressed me first.
They always address you first.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yay, what's her name?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Does not tell us her name? Because I don't want
to say her screen name? Okay, go ahead, does in
case she doesn't want people to know who she is.
I'm a thirty year old woman dating a ten a
guy ten years younger. Things.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
We're twenty eight year old guy? How old are you?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm twenty nine dating dude your age. That's hot? What's hot?
You've done it? You were dating a nineteen year old
the other week.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I've never did I actually never did anybody younger.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
No, I know. We've gotten over this. You're like you're
the non cougar.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Cougar I have, like I have the energy for a
younger man. I think, okay, good.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Things were great at first. He's charming and adventurous, but
lately I feel like he's pulling away and he's always
out with his friends or glued to his phone. When
I ask, he just says he needs space. But it's crushing.
But it's crushing me because I'm serious about this. How
do I handle the age gap vibe and the mixed
signals without losing myself? Well, you've already lost yourself because
you eailus. So sorry, love, and you're.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Worried about a dude who's twenty eight, no offense, miles,
But she's worried about a guy who's twenty eight listen,
let him pull away, like I don't.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I mean, so he could have a really good.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
What it doesn't matter. There's a lot of guys with
really good I think that's not true. That is definitely
not true.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Definitely telling me about thirty to get to that one
really not really thirty. But I have a couple of
miles listening.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm not going to disagree with that statement.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
So like sometimes like the d can definitely be blinding.
So like that's where I think she's wrapped up in
it because like young they have energy. They're really trying
to like do it all the time. I think that's
why I think it's I think the reason why I'm
feeling this because I feel like you're probably sexually drawn
to him because he's younger.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay, so your advice to her is to get.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Under someone else, to get over him, because I think
that's probably the only way.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
And honestly, if he's pulling away and he's out with
his friends at like the local bar. Chances are some
of his friends could be like twenty four to twenty five.
That's not a good luck get out. I think that
you shouldn't date someone younger in a decade different it's
in their twenties. If you're in your forties, thirties is fine.
If you're in your fifties, forties is fine. Thirties is fine.
You're in your sixties, you could eat thirty forty fifty.
But I think anyone in the twenties is so lost.
(19:10):
Take it for someone who's almost out of their twenties.
I just found myself three months ago, and I'm about
to be twenty nine next week or actually, yeah, this week.
So it's just no, when's your birth wait?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You just yeah, your birthday is coming up. We have
to sell it. Well, not a big one when you're
thirty one.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Oh yeah, when I'm thirty, we're gonna have to do
have to.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Do some party.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
You better get me a stripper, Matthew you okay, yeah,
well you guys can plan it.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Do you want female or male strippers?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh? Yeah, nothing like some tits and ass in my face.
I want mail. No.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I like the male strippers myself, and I think that
would be best for all of us.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I think my grandmother deserves a stripper for her you too.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I brought my mom to a strip club.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Oh she loved it.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Oh yeah, didn't ever tell Yeah they loved it. My
mother loved it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
We can't talk about it on the air, Oh we can, but.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I mean she loved the strip club. I brought my
grandmother too, got rest her soul.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
What was her name, Edna Edna Ellen Courtney walk into
a strip lub, strip lub.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I was hosting some sort of event at the strip club,
so I brought and it was guys mail strippers. Yes,
in Connecticut, in New Hampshire. I worked for a rock
station years and years ago. In fact, I was they.
Then they started yelling at me to strip. It was horrible,
but my mom and my grandmother had a good time.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
What it's time to be alive.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
It's like workplaces were so much better about you live
in nineties. Now you can't do anything, no thing hr
is so annoying and so boring. Like, let's I think
that we have character because we were like not that
I like worked in the nineteen hundreds, but like I'm
just saying, like.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Did I tell you what my first job was. I
know we've discussed this.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
You well, I only know your first radio job. I
don't know your first job job.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Well, my first radio job. I worked for the rock
station in New Hampshire and I drove an ice cream truck.
Did we not discuss that?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It made me. I was like in my twenties. They're like,
you need to put on a bikini, drive the ice
cream truck to construction sites, lube yourself up with oil,
and give the construction workers free ice cream. And I
was like, yeahree ice cream.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Was it a brand?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
No, it was just a promotion for the radio station.
So I would drive to the beaches, construction sites, I
would give away ice cream. I'd wear a bikini and
it was fine everybody.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I was fine with it.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
They were fine with it. Like, now, can you imagine that?
You know somebody would get arrest. You can't handle it,
You can't do you want to do one more? Are
we done?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Oh? No, I have another one?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Good, and then let's wrap it Upoes are whores.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I don't know, Hey, Courtney, Apparently I mean nothing, Okay.
I work in a competitive office where my younger colleague
keeps undermining me in meetings, taking credit for my ideas
in sud set a sut join the club subtly. I'm
senior and I've been there longer, but the boss seems
to favor her. Bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
They all do, and they all will.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I want to comfort it, Oh sorry, comfort it confronted
z yep yep yeah, but don't want to make it
worse or look bitter. How do I stay on my
ground and keep career moving up without drama? Well, first
of all, that was a okay, you tell me, because
I'm gonna keep my mouse shuhay.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
No, I'm just saying, like everybody I work with is younger,
all younger, even my bosses are younger. Everybody's younger, and
then the new new shiny thing comes in and they're
all like all over that. My advice is stay the course,
be the person you are. And I always tell this
to people. Stuff they're gonna fall by the wayside. She's
(22:26):
so concerned that these younger people are gonna take her job.
Trust me, they're not. You've been there that long for
a reason. You know your job. You don't have to
confront anybody. You just have to be as keep being
as great as you are.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I love that advice, and I'm gonna double down on that, okay,
because I feel like I've also thought the shiny new
toy walk through the door, just as someone who employs
people they don't and you think, and they never knock
you off the sock. So let her play her little game.
You're senior in that position for a reason. Correct. Okay,
You're gonna continue to climb the ladder just because little
(23:00):
twat walk through the door. What waffle twat waffle letter
let them.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I agree with you on that. Just stay strong, will
be you. Don't let the minutia and the background noise
even bother you.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Because your boss. Do you care what age the person is?
If they're damn good, they're damn good.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I don't. I don't care to age. But I have
seen it where the shiny young twenty something year old
comes in and they all think it's this big thing
and they're off at you. You're old news. You've been
there forever. You're an old You're old news. Trust me,
five six, seven months and a year and that shiny
new thing is long gone and you're still there.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Ah, Well that's it. I have nothing else planned for
this podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Well, we can't talk about Love Island because so much
just happened, and like we're just not going to go
that right now, like I can't. So just know that
we love it and it's good. Do you have any
truth or drinks?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I do? Do you want to do a truth? I
like the truth or drinks? Okay, truth or drink?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Do you sleep with the stuffed animal? We just showed
my stuffed animal. By the way, he has a name,
and his name is Oopie Sue. Because when I was
a kid, I thought that was snoopy backwards, but it's
clearly not. And if you ask any of my girlfriends
I grew up with, they know Oopi Sue Sue. All
know the name. Do you sleep with this stuff animal?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
So? I have a baby blanket that my mom actually
she transformed into a bigger blanket that.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
How tall are you?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
No? Not, because I'm bigger corky. Thanks for the fat
joke made episode. You're not fat, You're you're like.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Six feet right, I'm six two six two and a half, okay,
six and a half your time. Look at your legs
in the camera the way if my dog wasn't the
way you be hanging off the bottom.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Of the back. I literally would so anyway, So more
on the story. Yes, when I was a child, when
I was probably like a year and a half, my
mom had a Victoria's Secret silky robe and I took
that and I would perform Britney Spears in it, and
then over the years it just kind of turned into
a ratty cloth. It was named silky.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Can I tell you for your birthday, your thirtieth birthday,
I'm getting you a Victorious Secret silk rope?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Like, how did my dad not know I was a
little gay man stealing my mom's white, silky Victoria's Secret
robe before means Britney Spears.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I know. They like, that's her sun mile.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
My mom is probably so excited. It's like he's never
going to play baseball. They had another son and aiden
did all that all right?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Would you rather be two inches taller or ten pounds smaller?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Two inches taller because it'll take care of the ten
pounds that I have?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Can I tell you that was my answer too?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Literally, my answer like don't I don't need to take
the weight off.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I just got to go a couple of stretches it out.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
They say five pounds an inch, So if you go
up two inches you're ten pounds. Yeah, that's a good
that's a good answer. Okay, I think this is the
last one I have.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
What time of day do you write these on? These cards?
Just so many cards?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
This is my no, it's hard glasses. Put the cheeta
readers on.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
This is actually yeah, what is this, Matthew, get me?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah? Those are Ocean State job lot of dollar. Those
are probably those are cheater readers. You just get them
anywhere for like.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
A buck what I've been.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
It's a whole new world, isn't it. You can see
so much better. You probably should go get your eyes checked, though.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Well do you get checks? I mean, it's very well.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
They're taking you for a ride because you don't need
a prescription. If those work for you, you don't, those are
not prescription.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
No, I have the distance is my thing. I can't
see far away.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I only need those two, but I can't see it.
I know you can.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
You get me a pair of these. I'm reading emails
like I've never read them.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
That's I think you should have that. I think you
should go get a pair.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
The last question is I don't know if I like
Oh there, here we go. I feel like we touched
on this last time. Would you date somebody twice your age?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
No, is there a reason? Specific reason?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Wait, like two times my age plus my age are
just like nine years old.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
When they I don't know, like twice your age.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I think that that means they would be sixty yeah
if they had money.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay, so yours?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
You want to know why? Because I'm more bad if
I really loved them, like I could fall I fall
in love with people. So I don't care about age
all that stuff. I just feel like they're like I
don't know, like you know things like that. I don't.
I don't know how to describe it.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, they could teach you something.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
No, they can teach you something in a good way,
but also in like a way Like it's like I
want to experience things with someone.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Like you and Matthew all new things.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
New, exciting. We've never been here, so like I'm like,
it'll be exciting at first because they'll show me things,
but then I'm like I can't show you anything.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeap, I agree, I love that. That's a great answer. Okay,
awesome man.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's so I feel.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
How about you twice my age? They'd be dead. They
literally would be over one hundred years old. No, they
would yet they would so no, the answer is no
for me. They how sad is that they'd be dead
miles they'd be dead. Ship, Let's call Darryl. I'm done,
we're wrapping this up. We're not doing these No, we're
(28:10):
gonna We're gonna call Daryl. It is the truth. They'd
be dead, all right, Well that washy.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Would you ever date someone that's let's start here at eighteen?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
They were eighteen? What I did eighteen year old?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I would not.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Now, but what if you had a dad bought in
a paddle part? Actually no, no, I got neither. I
need to have a drink with you at least so
I have a good fake idea.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Well that's it. That's it. That's a wrap for today's
show again.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Oh my god, episodes episode I Actually.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
To be honest, was thinking of canceling this podcast. What
but I feel like in the bed. I'm at home
canceling the podcast and this winter is the worst ever.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Why are you canceling us?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I just got to two thousand and I think it
was the Boles, all right, so listen. Obviously, like our set,
we we haven't really found our drive. I feel like
these two episodes were fucking fabulous.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
We have a we have the dog, Yeah, the dogs
on the bed there.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I feel like this is like the cougar that should
have always been in your bedroom. This is the vessel.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I absolutely, I absolutely agree. And I think when we
start getting celebrity guests, we do it like on the
flat screen TV, zooming in whatever, zoom in. And I
feel like this winter or this fall, it's gonna be
so cool, cozy. Although Matthew is like, can we just
wrap this up?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well, I gotta tell you something right now. You have
a lot of connections that could watch our show and
be like we figure it out. I need to do
to elevate it, figure it out, try this to get there.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
But they don't want elevate it. But they're gonna make
us go into a studio. I like being in my
bed in our next podcast. I really want Matthew in here,
just hanging out like literally the three of us. You
don't have to talk Matthew or do anything, just like
I hang out and have a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
You want to do that.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
You said we do it? Can he do it? He
do it?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
He needs a microphone, though.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I would definitely have him miked up just in case
we have to.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Just come out. Well, I guess I'm getting fired, guys.
I'm getting replaced by someone younger.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
And no, we're not going to does network for.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Cougar network is the same as everyone else.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
What if I cancel this and then it pops back
up with me and Daryl.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I will actually find the nearest bridge and go play
in dry picking.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
That's never gonna happen. Thanks for watching. We love you guys.
You can check us out on YouTube because we were
doing it for my bed now, which is kind of
cool if you're not, like if you're just listening to
it on whatever Apple or Spotify or wherever you go
or iHeartRadio, watch us on YouTube so you can see
us live from my bedroom.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
And I think that we should dedicate this to every
six foot Daryl in the world that's born on January fourteenth, and.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Then hopefully we'll have a Daryl update. And then for
the cameraman, can you pan down slightly just to see
the dog one more time? Because I can't even deal
with how cute.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
This is no, he's so cute.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
He's literally sleeping.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Is he's sleepier?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah? Right there, that's his. He is so happy every night,
every night. He's right there, get ready, Darryl, Darryl. All right,
guys for watching and following us, reaching out to us.
Any questions, any topics, any cougar confidentials or truth or drinks.
Hit us up on Instagram, send us a d M.
(31:19):
All right, that's it, Bye, guys,
Oh, we're back in bed again. Me and Miles together.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
In We're back. This is the best set that we've
had thus far. We've been in your dining room, been
in your garage, and I'm in your bed.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Do you like being in the bedroom or not? No,
I do know except for the dogs at the bottom
of the bed.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Never seen a dog's leg extending the way Jockson's just did.
That was crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
He's like his mommy, No, this is comfy.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We have a cool feel.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah. Our cougar cocktail of the week, by the way,
and if you see if you watch us on YouTube,
you'll see us in my bed right now. We are
having prosecco because I feel like we're coming off of
the Fourth of July holiday. There was a lot of drinking,
a lot of you know, grilling. We needed to like,
sip on prosecco.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Sip and on prosecco. It's yummy.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
All right, So how is your Fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Fourth of July was fantastic?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay, good.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
We had a really good time. We were in Mystic
and house is there.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
My dad Your dad's cute, by the way, his dad
is really cute. My mother was like, oh, he's a
handsome that is the best Galen Russian ever.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
My mother was at the hair salon getting her hair
done and Miles Dad walked in and before you knew it,
my mother was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh, before I knew it, the cleavage was out. Yeah,
she was over there. She was like, Todd, what do
you do?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And then she pulled me aside. She's like, Miles father
is your type. Miles Dad is married.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Mom, calm, well, wait until she sees daddy.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
D oh, Dad and d We're on the Darryl thing, which,
by the way, darl I guess we need an update
before we can delve into like this special episode I
have scheduled for us. Last episode, we went through all
the hinge guys yes, because I'm on hinge yes, and
I was talking to like and it was like, ten guys,
it's too.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Many to I thought I counted nineteen.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
But you helped me filter through it and you said
Darryl was the one for me.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well, I think I, Like I said the last episode,
I feel like I have a spiritual connection with connection
with Daryl and he doesn't know that yet. Though I
call him daddy. I really hope he's not homophobic. Because
that'll be a deal breaker for me.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Hello, deal breaker for me.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
We have a gay son, so I do it would
be a little weird.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
My dog's fluid fluid.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So anyways, this episode's not about gay dogs. It's about Darryl. No,
I'm kidding, but I think that you guys have chemistry.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, I showed you the recently. I have notes, you
have notes, you can take the notes. Here's the thing
I did not realize. I kept saying, I'm looking at
these profiles. It's not giving me any information except for
their age, Like, yes, I need information. Miles literally three
seconds ago showed me how to like scroll. Yes, Now
I really like Darryl. He's a dog daddy dog. Daddy's
(02:44):
six foot tall, six foot tall with the bill that
you like. It's like a muscular dad bod.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He likes cocktails, he has it. He just had it
rented a tiny cabin.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, I love it. Okay, so what's your note him?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He seems like a nice guy. Okay. You guys both
bonded over not liking to fly on airplanes, which I
think is a really important thing to you. And you,
my friend, are a little flirt and you already plans
to write an RV with him and travel the country.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I did. I did?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You did? You're like, oh, Broy, we'll just get an RV.
He's like, sounds good to me, and then said the
next message was a good morning darling.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh wait, and then he asked what my birthday was
and what my sign was.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
They're both capricorns. Once his birthday January fourteenth?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
January fourteenth, isn't there.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like a meme like where were you? January fourteenth? Isn't
that when they stormed the capitol?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I don't know how anyways, anyway, we're not political, No,
we're not, but the least political people. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Do you say I'm pregnant?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Who's president?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't know. I don't even know what country we're
in right now.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't either.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
My thing is is that January fourteenth to bring a bown?
I guess that's just another sign that it's Darrell for you,
because January fourteenth is not familiar, like like we're going
to celebrate his birthday next you something.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That tell me my ex'es birthday is January fourteenth?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Shut the fuck and.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
He's passed away.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
The goose bumps?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Do you think that's a sign.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
That's oh my, oh my god, that's a sign.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh, that's a sign. He's sending me a younger, taller
man with a cabin.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And a couple of kayaks.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Is that weird?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, that's beyond weird because there's three hundred and sixty
five days in a.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Year and his birthday is the same birthday as my
ex who's passed away.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Okay, but does I have a question for you, because
you're just on the show that you've expressed that like
maybe like you guys didn't have the same interest, but
I guess everyone's different.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, my fancy and I didn't really have the same interest.
You know what, I gotta find out if Daryl has
a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm done with that, But you want to know what
I don't like motor already off the bat, you guys
both only flying the idea of an RV you both
got really excited about. And he likes camping, kayaking. This
he's a home builder, which you said several times. You
want someone to work with your hands.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That's what my ex did before he got into the
automotive business. I'm sorry I don't tell him this though,
we don't tell.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
No, we don't tell Darryl. We don't tell Darryl until
there's a ring on your hand. My god, because you're
gonna get married to him. I need to sage no,
sagean gets bad rid of bad jujo.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Tim.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Tim's watching you, babe.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
So you think he sent me this?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Tim? And I knew that was his name. I don't know.
That's so weird, But Tim, I think, no, don't be
freaked out. I think that's this is a good sign.
And why didn't you mention that before? Because I just
said it to you.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I don't know. I was just like to like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Well, I just said it to you. Just know, we
haven't talked about it.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Sounds like a date that I know, and I'm thinking, well,
it's a date. I know if I should say it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I'm telling you right now, like Tim is coordinating with
being me. I'm the vessel to let you know that
it's Darryl.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well did I not just this whole time? Eisde said
there's something spiritual about Darryl.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Holy cow, Tim is working through you.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'm letting you know right now, and Tim are and
cahoots good. And I think that you need to.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Darryl have money.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
No, I'm just no, Darryl.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
He doesn't have to give me money. Yes, have his
own money.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
If you can go to the bank and ask her
five hundred thousand dollars to renovate, build or buy a house,
you got money alone. You've got money, and you got
a good credit square sure, just and honestly, you don't
even need money nowadays. You just have to have a
good credit scare.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay, Okay, Darryl it is I'm gonna I'm gonna not
talk to the rest of the guys until I meet
Darryl in person.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, I think that you should. I think you should
get on a phone call with him tonight and.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I but after I spend the day in bed with
you drinking.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
No, there's no better time I would.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Say something bad.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Good?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Okay, all right, So I do have something I thought
we were gonna do, but I don't even know if
we need to do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Well, I think we need. This is gonna solidify it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I bought these at the Crystal Shop when I was
there recently. Okay, they're little Mason jars and my girlfriend.
I bought it for me and my girlfriend, but she
opened it up and read the instructions and said it
was voodoo. But it's how you get love, how you
bring love into your life.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You gotta be careful with the V word because we
can get canceled for that. The I just I swear.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
To Okay, Well, I don't know if it iss. Well
you said the V word.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I was thinking, Vagina.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
All right, we're gonna open these up. You can read it.
I have everything you did not. You're freaking. You are
literally freaking.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
The room smells like love. I just opened up the vial.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Ye tell us what's in it. I'm nervous because there's
candles and we're gonna light the room on fire. Sorry,
Jackson read it because I don't know if I want
to do it either. So it's a little Mason jars,
got potpoury in it. It's got a candle, and it's
got like this sheet to do things.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
The first thing it says, I need to give you
a bath, but I think that's.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Get adult wipes. You're gonna wipe me down with an.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Adult I'm gonna use wiped Courtney.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, they're not for your fat area. It's for adults,
like your whole body. Okay, go ahead, I've already showered.
You don't have to give me a bath. Do another thing?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I have to literally? Does you holy one? Okay, ready
before you begin, taking a cleansing bath to remove any
loose negative energy. Did it already empty all contents? Like
take a ship? Like? What is empty all content?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I don't know, but I'm empty. This is my girlfriend?
Wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It gets worse because this is like almost like you
type the instructions of a lesbian night with her.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
It gets worse. It gets worse.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okay, keep going, place candle and paper aside for later use. Okay, well,
we have to read the instructions, but begin grinding on
each other. Before grinding the herbs, waking them up, thank
them for their sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Okay, thank you for your sacrifice. Thank you for your sacrifice.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Don't start grinding. Shut up. I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I'm not taking anything out because it is Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Ask that they provide you as they were blessed to
do so. Provide you.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Keep going. It gets worse.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
They provide for me. They're gonna pay my bills. Okay,
think sorry, I'm just lexicking a little like something else.
Spell Go ahead, think of your target while grinding the target, Darryl, Darryl.
I'm just saying, like, God forbid you guys, Not God forbid,
don't forbid this, but like, well, God forbid. He finds
that I'm excited about Darryl. Now I'm really excited about Darryl.
(09:24):
Let me tell you something. We're gonna have to screw
this freaking headboard on. I know it's a little loosebbles
thinking of your target while grinding the herbs. Once you're satisfied,
begin blending the herbs with your fingers. You can add
personal concerns if you'd like, semen, hair nails, vaginal secretations.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
With the vaginal secretaration secretions, what kind.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Of sea creatures are you creating in that?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
What is that secretion? Like any type of moisture from
like your eye or you know.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
But we just got it's not Vagiana month.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You know what I bought. I did buy these on sale,
So maybe that's why I know when he wanted to
do it.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Visualize you and your lover together, riding in the cars,
sleeping next to each other. I can't spitting in each
other's mouth. Doesn't seem make it okay for someone that's
never done this before. You sure do know the instructions.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Not reading my girlfriend and I read them my best
friend and she said, I am not.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Making love eating because this is a lesbian thing.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Said, you need to do this with myles shoating.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Dinner together, happy healthy, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Happy healthy. So there is more. By the way, Matthew
is in the corner in a chair watching us sit
in bed and drink cocktails.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
He literally, yeah, literally it is. This is like the
worst point, like two ever, a straight woman and a
gay man with a dog lighting love candles in bed.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
And he's good allergies. He's just sitting down there looking
his paws. And I'm not talking about Matthew.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Additional information. Write your names and birth dates on both paper.
We do have his birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Carve your name in theirs into the candle from top
to bottom.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
What we have to carve the candle.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Place the paper in the bottom of the jar, names
facing up, Add the mixture of the jar and fill
with honey or sugar water. Close the lid and secure
the candle on top of the melting.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
See it's too much, it's too free.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
By melting the bottom, Matthew, are melting. You just enough
to make it sticks. Once complete, there's more.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
It's supposed to bring love into your life. I can't
I have time for that. Go ahead, Well, there's go ahead.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Growth of relationship once completed. Keep the jar on the
one location your desires have been met, in a window.
You gotta keep this in the windo until Daddy d
comes and finds it um growing tree to its significant
Bury the jar near a growing tree to signify signify
growth in your relationship. Well, we have to bury the jar.
(11:48):
You have to bury the jar and don't leave unintended.
But you just told me to leave it in a
window and then bury it, so that's unintended.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Now you know what I feel?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Keep from dogs or pets, do not ingest?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Do you know what should do?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Can you? Just cover it up? I'm going to sage
the ship out of it, and we're throwing it out.
I think my girlfriend's right.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
That I do too.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
And look, Max, I did not. I got it at
a crystal shop.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
This red rocket is scaring me.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
We got to do.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Where's your sage spray?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's if Matthew could get it, I'm gonna it's right there, Matthew.
The blue bottle, right there. We're gonna just just do
a quick stage. I don't know. If you can't get
it in there, don't worry. We're gonna get rid of it.
Thank you, Matthew. This is my sage spray. So I
don't burn my house down because I did almost burn
my house down staging once.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh my god, I have a scary story for you.
I have a really scary story for you. Actually, sage
me good.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
We are sage and we are not doing this, lady.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We don't need it because we have Tim, do you agree,
and we have Darryl, so we're good.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
That is really freaky though. The whole, the whole Darryl
Tim thing is.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
For you to give it to me right there.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'm over that.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So we're not doing No, we're not doing it. I
think that's a little weird, not weird to do a
love spell because like, I've definitely paid antsy which to
save my life, right but I'm not doing that because
I don't know where you bought it and I don't
know the intentions behind it.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I bought it at a crystal shop, don't I don't either.
I don't. So my girlfriend was right, she was like,
this is some sort of v O d oo s
h blah blah blah, don't do.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
It, don't do it.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Okay. It's funny though, because she told me to do
it with.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You, and and I'm usually done for anything, like I'm gay,
I so I'm down for anything, but not that.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
No, okay, so we're not doing the love Spell. Oh
we haven't done Cougar Confidential.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
We haven't.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
We didn't do it in the last episode.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Well, because we did Truth or Drink, we do I
thought we do one on the other.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, we'll do Cougar Confidential. Well I thought we did
them both. Oh my, I don't know how much do
you love being in my bed?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Love?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
This is so much better. I'm sorry to poor Matthew
who has to sit in the corner in the chair
of there. You know what, do you want to get
Matthew in here for our next one?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I feel like he should just be like either in
the middle of us, just drinking, like ignoring us, playing
a game on his phone or something like that, Like
it's totally normal.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Where the fuck is my Cougar Confidential?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
So I don't know how many how many cell phone?
What you got two cell phones?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Here? Different boyfriends ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
By the way, Can I show you something real quick?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh oh wait, I was gonna say I was sitting
on something and I was like party, getting a little
hands over here. But it wasn't me to.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Watch this on YouTube so you can see us in
my bath. It's that is the teddy bear I sleep
with every night.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Which is so cute. Isn't like cute.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
He's supposed to be a snoopy dog. And I've had
it since I was before I was born because it
was a gift to my mom. It was her baby
shower gift for me.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Can I ask you something? Did you make the pants?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I did? I made underwear? I don't know when I
was a kid. I made them. They stayed on it.
But he literally has no ears, no eyes, or no
fur left.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I love that and he goes.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Right in there. But I feel like I should sage
him too. He's having a lot of bad juju in
this bed. But I had him under the pillows. It's
not like I suck my thumb and snuggles.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, it was a little wet when I touched it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
All right, We're doing cougar comp man chill from my bed.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Wait, I need to pull them up and if you really.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Like this mattress, it's brand new, like you guys should
get one.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh my, oh my god, because it was the pillows
were covering the sign when I tried it earlier about
Oh wait, keep it up there. That's my back like
that here a ship.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
They go up like this too, and go straight up
if you want.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Daddy is gonna like that?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Daddy, Darryl. I can't. I can't even believe this stuff
I'm thinking about now with with Darryl, he's probably got
another girlfriend by now. I haven't talked to I have
don't talk to these people. Every day.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I have to pull in, I have to pull up
the stuff. Can you freestyle?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Can I freestyle? What the hell do you think I
do for a living? Yes? I can freestyle. I talk
for a living. I told you I don't like to talk,
and now you're making me freestyle. Yeah, I'll freestyle. By
the way, make sure you're following us on all of
our social pages too, because we do a little extras.
We post a lot of things on our Instagram page.
We do have a giveaway going on right now. I
(16:09):
don't want to tell you what it is, but you
need to go to TikTok or Instagram to see the giveaway.
It's like a Cougar Kit giveaway that I think you're
all gonna love and you're gonna need it for the
summer because we are literally in the midst of summer
right now. We're past forth of July, we're heading right
into August. If you want to see what the giveaway is,
and you've got to go to our social media pages.
(16:30):
I think he's actually texting a dude.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Sorry now, I actually I did respond to an email, but.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
He's such a jerk. We're in my bed. He's like,
I've gotta I've gotta look up Cougar Confidential. He's actually, I.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Had to get into our email, but I didn't respond
to an email. I logged out of my other email
and then I found that I got us good I
got And honestly, we only have two, but they're actually
really good. Okay, And now they actually like, yeah, I
think we're gonna be okay, So you want to go
in one because I think this is something about her
dating someone younger, and I think that's right up our alley. Yeah, hey,
(17:03):
Miles and Courtney, I'm thirty. Oh. They addressed me first.
They always address you first.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yay, what's her name?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Does not tell us her name? Because I don't want
to say her screen name? Okay, go ahead, does in
case she doesn't want people to know who she is.
I'm a thirty year old woman dating a ten a
guy ten years younger. Things.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
We're twenty eight year old guy? How old are you?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm twenty nine dating dude your age. That's hot? What's hot?
You've done it? You were dating a nineteen year old
the other week.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I've never did I actually never did anybody younger.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
No, I know. We've gotten over this. You're like you're
the non cougar.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Cougar I have, like I have the energy for a
younger man. I think, okay, good.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Things were great at first. He's charming and adventurous, but
lately I feel like he's pulling away and he's always
out with his friends or glued to his phone. When
I ask, he just says he needs space. But it's crushing.
But it's crushing me because I'm serious about this. How
do I handle the age gap vibe and the mixed
signals without losing myself? Well, you've already lost yourself because
you eailus. So sorry, love, and you're.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Worried about a dude who's twenty eight, no offense, miles,
But she's worried about a guy who's twenty eight listen,
let him pull away, like I don't.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I mean, so he could have a really good.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
What it doesn't matter. There's a lot of guys with
really good I think that's not true. That is definitely
not true.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Definitely telling me about thirty to get to that one
really not really thirty. But I have a couple of
miles listening.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm not going to disagree with that statement.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
So like sometimes like the d can definitely be blinding.
So like that's where I think she's wrapped up in
it because like young they have energy. They're really trying
to like do it all the time. I think that's
why I think it's I think the reason why I'm
feeling this because I feel like you're probably sexually drawn
to him because he's younger.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay, so your advice to her is to get.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Under someone else, to get over him, because I think
that's probably the only way.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
And honestly, if he's pulling away and he's out with
his friends at like the local bar. Chances are some
of his friends could be like twenty four to twenty five.
That's not a good luck get out. I think that
you shouldn't date someone younger in a decade different it's
in their twenties. If you're in your forties, thirties is fine.
If you're in your fifties, forties is fine. Thirties is fine.
You're in your sixties, you could eat thirty forty fifty.
But I think anyone in the twenties is so lost.
(19:10):
Take it for someone who's almost out of their twenties.
I just found myself three months ago, and I'm about
to be twenty nine next week or actually, yeah, this week.
So it's just no, when's your birth wait?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You just yeah, your birthday is coming up. We have
to sell it. Well, not a big one when you're
thirty one.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Oh yeah, when I'm thirty, we're gonna have to do
have to.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Do some party.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
You better get me a stripper, Matthew you okay, yeah,
well you guys can plan it.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Do you want female or male strippers?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh? Yeah, nothing like some tits and ass in my face.
I want mail. No.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I like the male strippers myself, and I think that
would be best for all of us.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I think my grandmother deserves a stripper for her you too.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I brought my mom to a strip club.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Oh she loved it.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Oh yeah, didn't ever tell Yeah they loved it. My
mother loved it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
We can't talk about it on the air, Oh we can, but.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I mean she loved the strip club. I brought my
grandmother too, got rest her soul.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
What was her name, Edna Edna Ellen Courtney walk into
a strip lub, strip lub.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I was hosting some sort of event at the strip club,
so I brought and it was guys mail strippers. Yes,
in Connecticut, in New Hampshire. I worked for a rock
station years and years ago. In fact, I was they.
Then they started yelling at me to strip. It was horrible,
but my mom and my grandmother had a good time.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
What it's time to be alive.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
It's like workplaces were so much better about you live
in nineties. Now you can't do anything, no thing hr
is so annoying and so boring. Like, let's I think
that we have character because we were like not that
I like worked in the nineteen hundreds, but like I'm
just saying, like.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Did I tell you what my first job was. I
know we've discussed this.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
You well, I only know your first radio job. I
don't know your first job job.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Well, my first radio job. I worked for the rock
station in New Hampshire and I drove an ice cream truck.
Did we not discuss that?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It made me. I was like in my twenties. They're like,
you need to put on a bikini, drive the ice
cream truck to construction sites, lube yourself up with oil,
and give the construction workers free ice cream. And I
was like, yeahree ice cream.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Was it a brand?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
No, it was just a promotion for the radio station.
So I would drive to the beaches, construction sites, I
would give away ice cream. I'd wear a bikini and
it was fine everybody.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I was fine with it.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
They were fine with it. Like, now, can you imagine that?
You know somebody would get arrest. You can't handle it,
You can't do you want to do one more? Are
we done?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Oh? No, I have another one?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Good, and then let's wrap it Upoes are whores.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I don't know, Hey, Courtney, Apparently I mean nothing, Okay.
I work in a competitive office where my younger colleague
keeps undermining me in meetings, taking credit for my ideas
in sud set a sut join the club subtly. I'm
senior and I've been there longer, but the boss seems
to favor her. Bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
They all do, and they all will.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I want to comfort it, Oh sorry, comfort it confronted
z yep yep yeah, but don't want to make it
worse or look bitter. How do I stay on my
ground and keep career moving up without drama? Well, first
of all, that was a okay, you tell me, because
I'm gonna keep my mouse shuhay.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
No, I'm just saying, like everybody I work with is younger,
all younger, even my bosses are younger. Everybody's younger, and
then the new new shiny thing comes in and they're
all like all over that. My advice is stay the course,
be the person you are. And I always tell this
to people. Stuff they're gonna fall by the wayside. She's
(22:26):
so concerned that these younger people are gonna take her job.
Trust me, they're not. You've been there that long for
a reason. You know your job. You don't have to
confront anybody. You just have to be as keep being
as great as you are.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I love that advice, and I'm gonna double down on that, okay,
because I feel like I've also thought the shiny new
toy walk through the door, just as someone who employs
people they don't and you think, and they never knock
you off the sock. So let her play her little game.
You're senior in that position for a reason. Correct. Okay,
You're gonna continue to climb the ladder just because little
(23:00):
twat walk through the door. What waffle twat waffle letter
let them.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I agree with you on that. Just stay strong, will
be you. Don't let the minutia and the background noise
even bother you.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Because your boss. Do you care what age the person is?
If they're damn good, they're damn good.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I don't. I don't care to age. But I have
seen it where the shiny young twenty something year old
comes in and they all think it's this big thing
and they're off at you. You're old news. You've been
there forever. You're an old You're old news. Trust me,
five six, seven months and a year and that shiny
new thing is long gone and you're still there.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Ah, Well that's it. I have nothing else planned for
this podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Well, we can't talk about Love Island because so much
just happened, and like we're just not going to go
that right now, like I can't. So just know that
we love it and it's good. Do you have any
truth or drinks?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I do? Do you want to do a truth? I
like the truth or drinks? Okay, truth or drink?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Do you sleep with the stuffed animal? We just showed
my stuffed animal. By the way, he has a name,
and his name is Oopie Sue. Because when I was
a kid, I thought that was snoopy backwards, but it's
clearly not. And if you ask any of my girlfriends
I grew up with, they know Oopi Sue Sue. All
know the name. Do you sleep with this stuff animal?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
So? I have a baby blanket that my mom actually
she transformed into a bigger blanket that.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
How tall are you?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
No? Not, because I'm bigger corky. Thanks for the fat
joke made episode. You're not fat, You're you're like.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Six feet right, I'm six two six two and a half, okay,
six and a half your time. Look at your legs
in the camera the way if my dog wasn't the
way you be hanging off the bottom.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Of the back. I literally would so anyway, So more
on the story. Yes, when I was a child, when
I was probably like a year and a half, my
mom had a Victoria's Secret silky robe and I took
that and I would perform Britney Spears in it, and
then over the years it just kind of turned into
a ratty cloth. It was named silky.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Can I tell you for your birthday, your thirtieth birthday,
I'm getting you a Victorious Secret silk rope?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Like, how did my dad not know I was a
little gay man stealing my mom's white, silky Victoria's Secret
robe before means Britney Spears.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I know. They like, that's her sun mile.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
My mom is probably so excited. It's like he's never
going to play baseball. They had another son and aiden
did all that all right?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Would you rather be two inches taller or ten pounds smaller?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Two inches taller because it'll take care of the ten
pounds that I have?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Can I tell you that was my answer too?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Literally, my answer like don't I don't need to take
the weight off.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I just got to go a couple of stretches it out.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
They say five pounds an inch, So if you go
up two inches you're ten pounds. Yeah, that's a good
that's a good answer. Okay, I think this is the
last one I have.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
What time of day do you write these on? These cards?
Just so many cards?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
This is my no, it's hard glasses. Put the cheeta
readers on.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
This is actually yeah, what is this, Matthew, get me?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah? Those are Ocean State job lot of dollar. Those
are probably those are cheater readers. You just get them
anywhere for like.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
A buck what I've been.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
It's a whole new world, isn't it. You can see
so much better. You probably should go get your eyes checked, though.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Well do you get checks? I mean, it's very well.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
They're taking you for a ride because you don't need
a prescription. If those work for you, you don't, those are
not prescription.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
No, I have the distance is my thing. I can't
see far away.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I only need those two, but I can't see it.
I know you can.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
You get me a pair of these. I'm reading emails
like I've never read them.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
That's I think you should have that. I think you
should go get a pair.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
The last question is I don't know if I like
Oh there, here we go. I feel like we touched
on this last time. Would you date somebody twice your age?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
No, is there a reason? Specific reason?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Wait, like two times my age plus my age are
just like nine years old.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
When they I don't know, like twice your age.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I think that that means they would be sixty yeah
if they had money.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay, so yours?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
You want to know why? Because I'm more bad if
I really loved them, like I could fall I fall
in love with people. So I don't care about age
all that stuff. I just feel like they're like I
don't know, like you know things like that. I don't.
I don't know how to describe it.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, they could teach you something.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
No, they can teach you something in a good way,
but also in like a way Like it's like I
want to experience things with someone.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Like you and Matthew all new things.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
New, exciting. We've never been here, so like I'm like,
it'll be exciting at first because they'll show me things,
but then I'm like I can't show you anything.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeap, I agree, I love that. That's a great answer. Okay,
awesome man.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's so I feel.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
How about you twice my age? They'd be dead. They
literally would be over one hundred years old. No, they
would yet they would so no, the answer is no
for me. They how sad is that they'd be dead
miles they'd be dead. Ship, Let's call Darryl. I'm done,
we're wrapping this up. We're not doing these No, we're
(28:10):
gonna We're gonna call Daryl. It is the truth. They'd
be dead, all right, Well that washy.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Would you ever date someone that's let's start here at eighteen?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
They were eighteen? What I did eighteen year old?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I would not.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Now, but what if you had a dad bought in
a paddle part? Actually no, no, I got neither. I
need to have a drink with you at least so
I have a good fake idea.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Well that's it. That's it. That's a wrap for today's
show again.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Oh my god, episodes episode I Actually.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
To be honest, was thinking of canceling this podcast. What
but I feel like in the bed. I'm at home
canceling the podcast and this winter is the worst ever.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Why are you canceling us?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I just got to two thousand and I think it
was the Boles, all right, so listen. Obviously, like our set,
we we haven't really found our drive. I feel like
these two episodes were fucking fabulous.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
We have a we have the dog, Yeah, the dogs
on the bed there.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I feel like this is like the cougar that should
have always been in your bedroom. This is the vessel.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I absolutely, I absolutely agree. And I think when we
start getting celebrity guests, we do it like on the
flat screen TV, zooming in whatever, zoom in. And I
feel like this winter or this fall, it's gonna be
so cool, cozy. Although Matthew is like, can we just
wrap this up?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well, I gotta tell you something right now. You have
a lot of connections that could watch our show and
be like we figure it out. I need to do
to elevate it, figure it out, try this to get there.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
But they don't want elevate it. But they're gonna make
us go into a studio. I like being in my
bed in our next podcast. I really want Matthew in here,
just hanging out like literally the three of us. You
don't have to talk Matthew or do anything, just like
I hang out and have a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
You want to do that.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
You said we do it? Can he do it? He
do it?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
He needs a microphone, though.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I would definitely have him miked up just in case
we have to.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Just come out. Well, I guess I'm getting fired, guys.
I'm getting replaced by someone younger.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
And no, we're not going to does network for.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Cougar network is the same as everyone else.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
What if I cancel this and then it pops back
up with me and Daryl.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I will actually find the nearest bridge and go play
in dry picking.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
That's never gonna happen. Thanks for watching. We love you guys.
You can check us out on YouTube because we were
doing it for my bed now, which is kind of
cool if you're not, like if you're just listening to
it on whatever Apple or Spotify or wherever you go
or iHeartRadio, watch us on YouTube so you can see
us live from my bedroom.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
And I think that we should dedicate this to every
six foot Daryl in the world that's born on January fourteenth, and.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Then hopefully we'll have a Daryl update. And then for
the cameraman, can you pan down slightly just to see
the dog one more time? Because I can't even deal
with how cute.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
This is no, he's so cute.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
He's literally sleeping.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Is he's sleepier?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah? Right there, that's his. He is so happy every night,
every night. He's right there, get ready, Darryl, Darryl. All right,
guys for watching and following us, reaching out to us.
Any questions, any topics, any cougar confidentials or truth or drinks.
Hit us up on Instagram, send us a d M.
(31:19):
All right, that's it, Bye, guys,
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