July 3, 2025 • 31 mins
It's our Big Bang Episode from Courtneys bed!! Miles picks a Hing date for Courtney! We delve into this season of Love Island,and another edition of Cougar Confidential!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Another episode of the cougar Den podcast, Who from my
bed Bitches. I am sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I feel like the podcast was always meant to be
in here, how comfortable, you know what?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I felt like, I was just traumatized. Our last podcast
was Insanity with rodents running.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
All over us. I watched it. I don't always watch
the full episodes because like I sometimes hate the sound
of my own voice. But I did watch the full episode,
and I want to say I apologize because I feel
like it seemed like I did like a line of
drugs before we sat.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, you should apologize for leaving me in the dust.
Five times when the voles came. He would scream at
the top of his lungs and leave me sitting there
with the voles and run off.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
At one point it almost looked like I was going
to push you into it. What a little shit. And
then also, what I have to say is though I
tried getting us to move our chairs to the front,
but you didn't want to.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I know, I don't know why. I think I was
frozen in fear and I was going.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
To stroke out, so you wanted to stop it every time,
and I was like, no, we got we got to finish.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Now in my king sized bed and we're gonna do
the podcast from my bed until further notice.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, this is comfy. We got Jackson here with us.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
My dog is at the bottom of the bed sucking
a toy. If you watch this on YouTube, yep, you'll
see us in bed and my dog.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yes, you have the cougar done here? Do you leave
this up every time you have guys come over?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Nobody gotta be honest. This is a new mattress. This
is like a bad porn widow gets a new mattress
and gets in bed with a big gay man, like.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Anyway, with a dog with a dog.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Can I say you are the first man in this bed.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, that's hot. I'm honored.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh my god, I don't know if it's hot. Sorry, Matthew,
but I've just I mean, at least you're breaking it.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I love that we can see ourselves too, like right here.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Like all right, So listen, we are going into fourth
of July. We are having our cougar Cocktail of the
week is the Big Bang teeny and I'm so glad
you like it because it's basically just Teeto's zero sugar
lemonade and some berries, blueberries and raspberries. I feelink it's
very festive.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
This is festive, it's refreshing, it's light, there's zero sugar.
It's fabulous.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Speaking of a bad porn. There's also a man in
the corner, sitting in a chair watching us.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Man is yeah, literally, man is a very loose term
I want to use. I would say somewhere between a
man and a woman.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Whatever. He's adorable.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Something's watching us.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
There are somebody's watching us. And then there's a My
dog is literally sucking a toy right.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Now, which is so cute. It is getting a little weird,
but I like it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So Fourth of July, any big plans for you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, so we are headed to Mystic. Yeah, my family
has house and Mystic, So we're headed there to hang
out with some fam is.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
This is the first time I found out your family
has a house and Mystic. I've never invited.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh, well you should be. Well. I barely get invited,
if I'm being honest with you. So it's it's an
honor to be invited by my father. And I'm kidding,
but it's also Courtney, it's my birthday and July sevenths.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You don't know that I did not you know whose
birthday is July third, which is like literally today, who Jackson's.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Jackson were cancers? I knew it. Look at him, Look
at you.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
My dog is sitting at the bottom of the bed.
I told him he could be on this podcast because
it is his birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, honestly, I love that and on like Queen Queen
is a queen.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
So anyway, fourth or July, lots of fireworks. I have
nothing planned. I was gonna do like a girl's barbecue,
but then I realized that would require barbecuing.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh yeah, well, I was gonna say, you're you must
host a party. You have the best house for it.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I know I was gonna, but I do I haven't.
I don't think so. I think it's just gonna be
me and the dog.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I mean, Courtney, you should have a little little yeah
and make these big bangers.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Before we get into something. I really have to go
over with you.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yes, love Island, okay, so like I love Islander like
hardcore I am.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And I think we should do a new episode every day,
but hump day as well.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, I literally, like I have to tell you, like
I love the show. I've never watched it before and
it's so good. But you've never first season?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh no, I wait, I've watched all the seasons. Ariano Maddox,
the host, I think, is doing a great job. She's hot,
she looks guys, I'm so glad you're into it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
She just turned forty she did yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
She's smoking hot. That's what annoys me is do they
get Do you think somebody's professionally doing these girls hair
and makeup?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh the Islanders? Yeah no, No, they're just professional whoores
so they know how to do it.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Because they show them doing their makeup every day and
I'm like, how are they and then they come out
like supermodels.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, because you have to understand those girls are gonna
wear like clown makeup on camera. It's gonna not look
as intents. Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Thoughts on Love Island fifty and Up.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I love that. I think that it's great because you
want to annoy the Golden Bachelor. Yeah, was my favorite.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
We love that, right, But I don't like the Golden
Bachelor because it's like, you know, one guy and all
these chicks. I think Love Island for fifty and Up
is going to be amazing, And if Peacock does it,
can you please call me. I would either host it
gladly or be in it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You they need to say it to the Villages, you
remember to the Villages in Florida.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
When I don't. I'm not fifty and up doesn't mean
you're old and have to go to Florida to die.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
No, the Villages is like a big community and they're
like all hook up and there's a lot of like
orgies and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh oh oh yeah, I think I'm past that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I just like, what do you think of what Island is?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's true, it's an orgy on camera, that's true. But
I would love to do Love Island because then I
would get their clothes and their makeup.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
One favorite couple right now Love Island, okay, but with
this airs because they do a new episode every day.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
My favorite couple right now because if you're caught up
spoiler alert, I'm really pissed off at Taylor and Clark.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm sorry, I don't understand that either, So.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That's not my favorite couple. I think my favorite couple
is Nick and Sierra because they literally like Casa could
have changed Nick in my opinion, and you saw him
definitely try to get another connection, so he could stay
on the show, I think, But he kept saying throughout
He's like, I'm thinking of her, I want her, And
that reunion like brought me to do Nick and Sierra.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I was like, oh my god, because I didn't know
she was slippy floppy. Yeah, flippy floppy with a new
man that just look looks just like him almost, and
he's hot and super nice.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
But when when they were reunited and she was bawling
and crying and they were making out, and I started
to cry, I'm like, Wow, the next man in my
bed's going to be Miles. Yeah, and I cried harder.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, we have some exciting news for you coming up
later in the episode. But I'm well, which we'll get into,
like we men.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Why later in the episode.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, because I'm not done talking about love isolin?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh okay, I.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Want to know. So who's your favorite? Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Nick and Sierra? They are When they got back together,
I cried like a baby.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What do you feel about Huda?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
She had got Hudo, could have should have pass home.
She's annoyed, she's cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Okay, I get,
she's got crazy eye. You know women that have crazy Yeah,
if I ever give you.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
No, I do not.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
She has got hua, has crazy eye.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No, she does.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
She needs to just go home. I'm sorry. There's nothing
on this island for her. Bye bye.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, she is crazy as all hell. But what I
will say is I liked that she's kind of understanding
that her time is over.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Her time was over weeks ago by.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
But she's understanding it now, like she really does need
to fucking go. But wait, what was Who's Ace? And
he's Lly?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
She the most beautiful?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
She might be Auslander. What's her name?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Orlandria is beautiful too, beauty, and I like her vibe
and like Taylor, I'm sorry, really he pissed me the off.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay, he may he may be upset too. And when
he says he's a is he really a cowboy?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
No, he's not a cowboy. He looks like the guy
on that So remember that story even the show No
the kids showing Disney Channel. Orlando Bloom is his name.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You're a little younger than Orlando Bloom.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Who's Orlando the one that has that went crazy on drugs? Anyways,
Orlando Brown?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I have no idea. Anyway, I don't think he's
a true cowboy whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
No, I don't either, and I don't like him after
the last night's episode, and I'm sorry, Clark. She's always
looking down and like doing a weird smirk. So I'm
just like, babe, you're on national television. Chin up. She's
also gorgeous too, she's pretty, but like, I'm sorry, there's
something about her that just doesn't sit well with me.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I think the next episode, the three of us should
get my bed and watch it together. Do like alive yes,
pillow talk.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Fuck yeah, I mean we should be pillow talk.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You haven't seen pillow talk, Oh my god, google it.
Pillow Talk so ninety Day Fiance, all those shows they
have pillow talk where they have cast members sitting in
bed watching an episode and discussing it. And you and
I should be pillow talk. For Love Island, Oh I
love that or anything Real Housewives related?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh yeah, well, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island started
filming on Wednesday. I saw some pictures of it and
she was getting out of a pink cheep and I'm like,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Know, I'm not feeling it, but you want to know why.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I kind of I wasn't feeling it, but now I think,
I am. I want to know why? Why? Because I
feel like it's going to be it's very Italian focused,
I guess, and Italian are crazy. And there's already a
story coming out about one of the Cassines being really
close to a drug lord. So I think it's gonna
be spicy.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Okay, Okay, so there's that. There's that. So we'll just
keep we'll keep updating each other on our love Island.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I want to one more thing. Who do you hate
the most? Is it?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Who has gotta go buy?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, did I say, yeah, she's cuckoo? You're gonna let
me know when you want to give me some news?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Is that it?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Or do you want to talk about my dating experience
on his.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Well that's the news for the viewers. Like, we need
to understand that we actually have a dating website. It
is on your phone.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It is so I put Hinge on my phone. Finally,
I'm currently talking to I don't know, there's like ten
guys I'm talking to. I don't like that. I like
to focus on one person.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
God, she's on her own virtual love island, right?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Ten? What do they call them? Islanders? Ten matches?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah? Hingers hingers. I got ten hingers, all right, so
get your phone because I sent you. I'm not gonna
not in any particicular order. I have five guys will discuss,
and you can pick one out for me to go
on a day with. There are more than these five,
and I.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Want to know or the ones you sent me are
the ones you're like heavily talking to, heavily talking to
right now? And when you say heavenly, how many days?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh? It a week? Okay, about a week for all
of them. But I gotta be honest. I'll talk to
him once a day. I can't like you keep talking
to me. Shouldn't you be working?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Like I can't you send one message a day? You
send seven messages to these men?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Probably? Yeah? Am I supposed to talk to them all
day long?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh? I don't know. Are you supposed to water a plant?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I know? But I have things I'm doing. They can't
keep talking.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Texting me all day long. You can be texting. You
could be texting these guys.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'm never going to have a boy in my bed.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So why don't you can we start with? Can I
say the name?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, we're gonna say the name.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You're okay? You have a list of what you're saying
with Kevin.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Guys, is Kevin you right now? I won't show them
with the camera because then Kevin will never ask me
how I do. He's fifty two, he says, it's lee
goal self employed. Does that mean is he like an attorney?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Legal? Self employed? What is that? A prisoner?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
An attorney?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
A prisoner prison guard? He doesn't look like what does
he look like to you?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Okay? So to me he looks like he stole a
ship and he's going to take you away on it,
which I'm not not about it. You know.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
He looks like, wait, who's that guy? That and the
alcohol commercials that have the best the most yes, the
most interesting man in America, ladies, that's what he looks like.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
He is. Actually, he's all right. So he's very handsome.
He has a glass of scotch, big hands, he's on
a boat. Is Italian?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I have no idea we have gotten that far.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Swten Pepper, great smile, he says, he's kind.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
He is also smart, loyal and will be your biggest supporter.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So what is something memorable about your messages with him?
So far?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I don't remember. I'm talking to too many men?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Are any of these men? Let me ask before we
had is there one guy you do you remember talking
to um?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
There's one guy that's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Okay, so we'll wait to get Okay, So Kevin hasn't
really swooped Jeff your feet. He said that he's funny.
You said that he's kind.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
He's kind. He says he's kind, he's smart, he's loyal,
and he'll be your biggest support.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
And fifty pounds about that.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Number two is Daryl pulled Daryl up. He's fifty three,
He builds homes, and he has a dog.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So he's good with his hands.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Okay. I talked to him today a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Darryl is I'm going to tell you right now just
based on your type. But I've seen I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Want to go with my type. That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Go ahead, okay, But he does seem like he's your type.
I know he's good with his hands. Yeah, he has
that dad bod belt. He does like he has lips,
which I think is really important for a straight man,
because some straight men don't have lips. Okay, he has
a hat. He has a dog. What kind of dog
is it?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I don't remember, because I'm talking to too many men
with dogs.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Dogs. So he has one dog or a dog.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
He's got one dog, one dog. He's a builder. I
think all these guys are Connecticut. One guy's in New York.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, so I'm just like looking in the background of
the So he has a girl, So maybe he's a
girl master. You know he has a really nice nose.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah he does.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
And like I feel like he would really bring you.
I think that you'd have to him. You'd have to
definitely nail the headboard into your bed because I think
you have to build you a new bed. I just
feel like he's a pile driver.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I think that's a guy that likes to kayak and
he wants to go kayaking. I think that's the guy.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yes again I Kevin like obviously very handsome. Yes, But
so far, Darryl's number one for me.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
All right, go to number three.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Perry.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, he's sixty two. I feel like he's a little older.
But he's a producer and owner of a recording studio
in New York City and he's got a doodle like me.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Okay, so you got me a recording studio.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But I feel like he could be my dad.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Plus ten points minus twelve points. He doesn't have hair,
and not in like a way where he's bald. It's
like he has hair on the sides and he's trying
to like he's trying to keep at touch of it. Okay, Perry,
I'm letting you know right now too, if you want
to know about it is Peter. It's not going to
wow you. And it's going to be like a lead pencil.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
All right, I'm getting a pen I got this down.
So no, Perry, I'm gonna cross him out right now.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Perry is a no go.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay, So the next one.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
And also he like he's gonna play you, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, he looks like a player.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So it's a little guy.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Sorry, Perry, like a player, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Number four is Fabio, which is not living up to
his name.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Okay, he's fifty. Yeah, he didn't really list a job,
so I'm thinking he doesn't have a job.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
He definitely doesn't have a job, just based on his face.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
He has a dog, and he's pretty funny our conversations.
He's made me laugh.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Okay, he made me laugh. I feel like he's gonna
be a good hook up, but I don't think he's
gonna give you stability. He's literally wearing Annadda's blue sweatshirt,
but he's probably had a for fifteen years. It looks
like he just got off of a hike on Mount
e First and he has a little bit of sun, snow, frost.
What's it? What did happen? No, what happens when you frostbite? Frostbite?
(14:52):
He has light eyes. He's gonna do you good and
put that in your mind however you want it. I
think physically you'll have a good time with him, but
mentally I think you're going to be way too smart
for him.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Okay, so he's out. I alread crossed him out.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You can don't cross him out. No, no, kiss him. Okay,
Well he's like fun. Like him, like he's fun. Come over.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
And then the last one, Frankie.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Oh I love Frankie.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And Frankie's forty six, although he looks like he's.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Fifty six to me, I have to tell you something. No,
he's a truck. Okay, I'm looking at him a little
bit more because they keep like looking him like Lentz.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
He's got a boat, by the way, he's got a
big boat. He used a boat on coongamong Lake where
I used to go.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
He's handsome, but apparently his boat.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Is too big to be on the lake now, so
he keeps it at a big marina in Northampton, mass
I was like hello, but then I told him I
had a boat, but I got rid of the boat,
and then he asked me, like why, And then when
I told him my partner passed away and I'm not
good at like driving. I can drive the boat, but
I can't tow it and drop it off. That's the
last I heard from him.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh what a dick. I know.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
He hasn't responded.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Ew Frankie know.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I was like, maybe I shouldn't say. I mean, I
could have lied and said I don't know I sold
the boat, but I was like, yeah, you know, I
had a partner that we enjoyed boating, but he passed
and I just here's the thing. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
He looks like he has a lip flip like Botok's
in the left.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
He does, but he don't don't think so.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
And he also has fake teeth, which is fine.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I like, we are, so what do you want?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
And also do you see his like where the hair
is like a like a sunrise?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Do you see that I love We're down to you
like Darryl.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I really like Darryl.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Darryl's a good age for me. Fifty three, that's hot. Hey,
he's a builder, he builds custom homes. He says, I
love Darryl. Okay, Darryl's in wait.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
After this, I think you need to message Daryl and
be like, hey, like, when are you going to take
my kayak?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I think Darrel's the only one that had said let
me know because I'm currently on vacation. He said, let
me know when you're done with vacation. He's like, I've
got two kayaks. You can bring your paddle boarder.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We in kayak.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
But do I want to go somewhere in kayak with
a man that I don't know who's gonna drown me
and then dispurse of my body?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I don't know if we're looking the same guy, you
could beat the shit out of him. But also, like,
why don't you like say some more public like hey,
like listen, like I'd love to.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Do it for you, Like yeah, and I'm gonna see
if like my girlfriend and her husband can like be
on the lake at the same time somewhere they have
to be more Why don't you.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Like set it up, Like if you're a girlfriend and
her husband are like cool, why would be like, hey,
actually tomorrow, I don't know if you want to join
us or tag along whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Because then it's like that that's what I'll do. That's
what I'll do, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I think a grown man also like if you can
walk into a room with the girl that he's interested
in and two people that love her, I feel like
that shows a lot of confidence, which is sexy.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I just feel like with the fourth of July holiday
and everything, I should just wait on dating.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
No way, because we need fireworks.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
This is too stressful. I'm not like feeling Oh.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I feel like Darryl's going to be the type of
guy to be like, hey, like what's up? Like this
is my paddle board, Like you want to go grab
a beer after this and just talk Like I feel
like he's gonna be very your speed, just from the
way that he Like, what do you.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Think Darryl's gonna think when I say I do a
podcast from my bed with a.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Gay man, dum I think that Darryl looks like the
type of guy'd be like, hey, that's pretty cool, and
I'm gonna go build this shed now.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay, good, I feel like he like I have like.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Okay, so I have intuition if you know it's about
me or not?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I have like very I follow my gut with Okay,
I swear to God, do I not?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
So me and Darryl we're gonna be.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Like Darryl, Darryl and Courtney sitting in a tree. Darryl
and Courtney. What else do you have you talked about?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's scion.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Gee.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I don't know. I should pull up my phone, but
we recorded using my phone, so I tried to.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The next episode. We can talk about that.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Okay, yeah, I will get more information and we'll talk
more about Darryl. Can we should I focus my attention
on Darryl?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I one hundred and ten percent think that you should
couple up with Darryl right now, because you.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
And I both have a d D.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
So if you were talking to ten people at the
same time and trying to remember stuff, you never.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Would you never would. And also I think that focusing
on one if another one's trying to get your attention,
that would mean something like you know what I'm saying,
Like if I'm like only talking to Daryl, but like
Eric keeps popping up and I'm like, wait, okay, I
want to talk to Eric to him, like, wait a minute, Okay,
Eric's catching my attention, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
all right, So I would reel it in with him,
especially because he's the kind of guy already He's like, hey,
just let me know when you want to do it.
So balls in your court, Courtney.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I love balls in my court.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I know you do, and you have none right now,
but now you have ten, right and now I think
you could throw one of the ones that are in
your court over on the other side. And I picked Darryl.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Okay, Oh my god, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I have a good like honest, honest to god, I
tell the future. I have intuition. I think Daryl, like
I feel like even if like it doesn't work out
like romantically, because I know that you definitely like have standards,
which is good you should.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I never did before, but I do now.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You do now. I think that he could be the
kind of guy who's like fun to be like friends with.
I don't know. I have a good vibe, Like his
face like was really great watching a Killer.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
He had a nice vibe, abottom a nice aura.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, okay, good, you look at him. Okay, wait, oh
my god, you need to have a phone. You're not
going paddle boarding PERSI, you need to have a phone
call day with him.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Well, he did suggest we talk on the phone at
some point, but I did.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I not just bring this up.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, but I just don't. I'm not listen. I was
on a dating site once years ago. Was match the
guy was. I met him at like a restaurant, and
when I got there, he was having a road soda.
I didn't even know what those were at the time.
He was having a beer in his car, and I
was like, oh my god, he's an alcoholic. Little did
I know a few years later I'd be worse than him.
But anyway, he's married to a beautiful woman half my
(20:20):
age and as kids, and he's rich. And I didn't
give him the time.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Of day because you jumped the gun too. I did.
It's a two date maximum on someone that you're not
sure about after the second date if you don't have
that feeling of wanting to see them again. Listen to
that judgment.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
But to Drake minimum, no whole hole or whole.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
No, literally like that is so good. All right, But
what I have to tell you is you talk for
a living.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I know, but I don't want to. I want the
man to talk.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I don't know I understan stand that. But what I'm
saying for a phone call date, it's right up your ally.
It's a comfort the third wall. Aka, they're on the
other phone, they're on the other line. True, you talk
for a living on the radio, so I know.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Sorry, No, I love my job.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
So you love your job. I know you love your talking. Yeah,
well my job, Yeah, that is literally your job. But
I think that this would be a really good comfort level. Okay,
why don't you just give him a ring tonight?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Not tonight, Tonight's too soon, should I?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Okay, tomorrow's sunny.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, maybe maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. Darryl's the front runner.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Okay, I'm calling Daryl after this.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Do you want to give me your news now? Or
you want to do my news? You said you had
some guy stuff to tell me tonight.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I thought you said you've got some news for me,
some guy news. But you were going to tell me
later on in the.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Show, oh, earlier in the show. Yeah, No, the news
was your guys. Oh, I was saying news for the viewer. Okay,
I don't have any.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Guy news for me. Do you want to do truth
or drink?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Truth or drink?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
By the way, we are filming this episode in my
bed brand new mattress. Ye, the first man in here.
The dog's at the foot of the bed. Watch it
on YouTube so you can see us in my bed.
All right, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You need to pick one superhero or not a hero.
Pick one superpower. What would it be? I mean, let's
be honest, this is just drink or drink.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I'm sensitive, so I don't think I can do invisible
so I can hear what people are saying about me.
I think superpower for me would be teleporting. I could
just be wherever I want to go.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's so funny. You said that because I was like
time travel. Yeah, time travel, because I would go back
in time and change a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
What's one thing that's true to drink? What would you change?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I think I would have stuck with my first love.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Holy shit, this is getting deep, Quirt, I know, but
you asked me if your first left, tell me about
what happened with him.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I'm going to choose drink on that one. I'm gonna
choose drink on that one. But yeah, I would have.
That's the one thing I would do if I went
back in time, I would flip the flip the script.
What would you do? What would you do? I'd still
you would No, you would not stop.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I would literally I would change like never to date
my ex because he royally eft my whole life up
for four years.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Okay, that's a good one. See when I go back
and get my first love back, it would have saved
me from all the assholes.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I mean. I also would have done better in high school. Okay,
so as I get older than a hairstyles, I would
have really loved to do what I really want to do,
which was puppet relations for a politicians.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh, for some reason I heard him say puppetry.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I would have loved puppet show that every night.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okay. Second question, have you ever done something to impress
a guy?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, Like, give me one thing you've done to impress
a guy like Matthew.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I feel like I have, Like you know, I'm like, okay,
let's walk into Louis Vuitton by what you want kind
of thing? Oh, I bought your car.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Wait, is this recent? Because I think you drove in
an Alexis.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
No, that's a Mercedes BIB whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yesterday we were at the Mercedes dealership looking at a
new one stop.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I thought you drove a Jeep like me.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I do.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
But Matthew's car, your cars and Mercedes. I can't. I
can't with the two of you. See do you love it?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Though?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Then he impressed you all the time. That's kind of
what I'm looking for. Do you think Daryl's gonna get
me a Mercedes?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I don't think he's gonna get you a Mercedes, but
I think guess what He's gonna build you a house
of your dreams that I know you want.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh okay, that would be fair.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
That's even better than a car. I take that because
he doesn't seem like the kind of guy to be
like care about materials and things. And honestly, Courtney, you
don't care about materials. Do you want dogs, paddle boards,
hot girls in your backyard.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Acts of acts of as stop, acts of service?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, you're like the kind of girl like you're like listen,
like I just want to like you, like nice things
like your hardwood floors are you getting from Australia Alian Cyprus?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I picked them out myself.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I just talked about that with my mom, your horble force,
but yeah, so I don't think you care about that,
and like it doesn't excite me either, but I know
that It's like Matthew loves cars, So like that's what
we because you love me.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
So do you want to know what I did?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I was gonnay was this the other day?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I really was like crushing on this guy named Brian
and I knew he was into taekwondo, so I said, oh,
I'm I'm into taekwondo too. He's like, come to class
with me. So I went to class with them, and
some black belt we had to kick me in the
foot and broke my foot.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Courtney, are you making to side? Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I swear to you so you'll.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Go to a god damn taekwondo class, but you won't
give a kayaphone call.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
In the day, I was like, I know taekwondo. I
don't know anything. And then they put me in the
ring to battle out some black belt without my shoes
and he broke my foot. Okay, so we dated for
three years.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
What happened? What did it end he.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Was flirting with an intern? Yeah, I caught him flirting
with an intern. I was like, I can't, I can't, like,
I need ax, I listen, you have to give me
lots of affirmations. So if you're hanging out with some
twenty two year old and you're flirting with her, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Did you break up with more people than you've been
broken up with? Yes, brought who's the last guy that
broke up with you?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I don't think anybody's ever broken up with me.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah. You strike me as like, oh, to be the heartbreaker.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, I don't think any And you know what, it's
not even that I'm a heartbreaker, it' said. I just
don't know. I don't give people chances like you said,
like you're flirting with this girl. Maybe he was just
being a nice guy and like teaching her somehow exactly.
I mean, maybe he was just being nice. And I
was like, yeah, I'm out, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
You know, well, I get it, but I think that
I okay, Well, Brian, screw you for flirting. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
But by the way, Brian, who's currently married, we still
talk super He's a.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Surfer, not the surfer.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
A surfer he's like a trillionaire and he's a producer
for Serious XM in New York City.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Oh yeah, and he can't get us the job.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
No, he can't.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
But he's just so many connections.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I know. He's a super duper nice guy. He's a
nice guy.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I didn't have you ever pushed the boundaries of.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
The No, no, no, No, he's married. I broke up
with him because he's.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
What do you mean with the intern?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Why no, But that was a long time. That was
we're talking years and years ago.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh we're talking like eighteen sixty two.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, all right, let's do one more because I'm dumb. Oh,
this is a good one. If you were invisible for
a day, what would you do? Oh my god, I
need my cocktail.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
If I was invisible for the day.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, what would you do? If you're like invisible for
a day, so like you wouldn't get clock doing anything.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I'm so boring. I don't know. I would go into
a bank and steal a bunch of money and wouldn't
be flooding out.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You're horrible. You would steal.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Absolutely, you're fucking invisible. No one's gonna know. Okay, you
don't want money.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
No, money isn't everything.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
No, but it'll help me out basin bulls down. I
don't know, because, like, listen, this is why I went
to the money thing in a bank because I don't
want to be involved in any conversations that I'm not
supposed to be involved in because I have too much
anxiety for that. Okay, Second of all, I have nowhere
where I I mean, maybe it'd be kind of cool
to like go somewhere like top secret that like you're
not allowed to go in. Like like I was gonna say,
Forever twenty one, Area fifty one.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Can we have a Forever fifty we need fifty? Do
we need a Forever fifty one? This is, by the way,
bullshit Forever twenty one.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, yeah, well they have bankrupt and they are closed down.
But I would go to Forever twenty. Why do I
keep saying I go to Forever twenty one, Area fifty one.
I think that'd be cool, like depending on the White House. Okay,
so I changed my answer. Actually, i'd want to go
to places that I wouldn't be i'd be restricted to
the White House. I'd want to go into that situation
room and see what it's all about. Okay, all right,
how about.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
You I would do I would do a welfare check
on my parents what, just because I never know what's
going on. They don't live in my steat and you
have sometimes they call and they're having martinis and then
things aren't making sense. I would do a welfare check.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Okay, welfare check, all right, I respect it. But at
the same time, I feel you could probably show up
and they're going to do the same thing if you
were there or now that's a.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Thing I don't want to. I don't want to show
up because then I'd have to spend the night and
have to stay there. I just want to No, I
just want to pop in and pop out and have
nobody know I was there, and then I can call
them and go, hmmmm, mom, I think you need to
put on weight. Dad needs to get out of his pjs.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Let's go. Oh okay, so that's their secrets.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, I think so. I think so. All right, Well
this is nebulous.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
This was great. I feel comfortable. The dog. I'm not
gonna put him because I only get excited.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, but we're gonna before we I mean, we're on
YouTube if you guys want to watch us in my bed.
I do you mind doing the next few episodes in
my bed? I was from the road ins that, like.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I feel safe, No, I feel comfortable. This matres is
so good.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I know, and it's brand new, and you're the first man.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Like this, and you want to know what's the best Darryl, Daddy,
Darryl d D D D double D double D on here. No,
I'm actually gonna make you send him a message after this.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Okay, that's what they will send a message, and then
for our following episode, maybe we can read like his
response or something. Okay, we can want to do that.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, all right, well listen follow us.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Uh we're on Instagram or on YouTube, We're on can Talk.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I just thought of a good segment sexting with Darryl
and like you could sext him live on the butt.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I don't know. I have never sexted.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Oh well, you are about to be infervord waking, because
I think that's Daryl's favorite thing.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
The last guy I sexted, I think I texted something
like uh, I think I texted him hey, getting hot,
thinking of you, and then he texted back, who the
Hell's this? And we had been together five years, so
I was like, okay, Brian aga, I know. Can we
(30:34):
wrap this up? My cocktail is dry, I'm getting yeah. Wait,
this bed is so comfortable before the camera operator turns
us off. Can the camera operator turn it down? Or
just get my popster? You just gonna see my pop
He's so cute right now. Oh there he is, Jack,
Look at the camera over there? Who's that over there?
(30:55):
There we go? Oh kisses kiss All right, Hey, make
sure you check us out on YouTube or listen to
the podcast wherever we get your.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Podcasts audience, Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Jack's butt in the camera, Jack sit Jack sad perfects
Another episode of the cougar Den podcast, Who from my
bed Bitches. I am sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I feel like the podcast was always meant to be
in here, how comfortable, you know what?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I felt like, I was just traumatized. Our last podcast
was Insanity with rodents running.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
All over us. I watched it. I don't always watch
the full episodes because like I sometimes hate the sound
of my own voice. But I did watch the full episode,
and I want to say I apologize because I feel
like it seemed like I did like a line of
drugs before we sat.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, you should apologize for leaving me in the dust.
Five times when the voles came. He would scream at
the top of his lungs and leave me sitting there
with the voles and run off.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
At one point it almost looked like I was going
to push you into it. What a little shit. And
then also, what I have to say is though I
tried getting us to move our chairs to the front,
but you didn't want to.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I know, I don't know why. I think I was
frozen in fear and I was going.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
To stroke out, so you wanted to stop it every time,
and I was like, no, we got we got to finish.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Now in my king sized bed and we're gonna do
the podcast from my bed until further notice.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, this is comfy. We got Jackson here with us.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
My dog is at the bottom of the bed sucking
a toy. If you watch this on YouTube, yep, you'll
see us in bed and my dog.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yes, you have the cougar done here? Do you leave
this up every time you have guys come over?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Nobody gotta be honest. This is a new mattress. This
is like a bad porn widow gets a new mattress
and gets in bed with a big gay man, like.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Anyway, with a dog with a dog.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Can I say you are the first man in this bed.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, that's hot. I'm honored.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh my god, I don't know if it's hot. Sorry, Matthew,
but I've just I mean, at least you're breaking it.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I love that we can see ourselves too, like right here.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Like all right, So listen, we are going into fourth
of July. We are having our cougar Cocktail of the
week is the Big Bang teeny and I'm so glad
you like it because it's basically just Teeto's zero sugar
lemonade and some berries, blueberries and raspberries. I feelink it's
very festive.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
This is festive, it's refreshing, it's light, there's zero sugar.
It's fabulous.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Speaking of a bad porn. There's also a man in
the corner, sitting in a chair watching us.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Man is yeah, literally, man is a very loose term
I want to use. I would say somewhere between a
man and a woman.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Whatever. He's adorable.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Something's watching us.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
There are somebody's watching us. And then there's a My
dog is literally sucking a toy right.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Now, which is so cute. It is getting a little weird,
but I like it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So Fourth of July, any big plans for you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, so we are headed to Mystic. Yeah, my family
has house and Mystic, So we're headed there to hang
out with some fam is.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
This is the first time I found out your family
has a house and Mystic. I've never invited.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh, well you should be. Well. I barely get invited,
if I'm being honest with you. So it's it's an
honor to be invited by my father. And I'm kidding,
but it's also Courtney, it's my birthday and July sevenths.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You don't know that I did not you know whose
birthday is July third, which is like literally today, who Jackson's.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Jackson were cancers? I knew it. Look at him, Look
at you.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
My dog is sitting at the bottom of the bed.
I told him he could be on this podcast because
it is his birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, honestly, I love that and on like Queen Queen
is a queen.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
So anyway, fourth or July, lots of fireworks. I have
nothing planned. I was gonna do like a girl's barbecue,
but then I realized that would require barbecuing.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh yeah, well, I was gonna say, you're you must
host a party. You have the best house for it.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I know I was gonna, but I do I haven't.
I don't think so. I think it's just gonna be
me and the dog.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I mean, Courtney, you should have a little little yeah
and make these big bangers.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Before we get into something. I really have to go
over with you.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yes, love Island, okay, so like I love Islander like
hardcore I am.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And I think we should do a new episode every day,
but hump day as well.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, I literally, like I have to tell you, like
I love the show. I've never watched it before and
it's so good. But you've never first season?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh no, I wait, I've watched all the seasons. Ariano Maddox,
the host, I think, is doing a great job. She's hot,
she looks guys, I'm so glad you're into it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
She just turned forty she did yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
She's smoking hot. That's what annoys me is do they
get Do you think somebody's professionally doing these girls hair
and makeup?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh the Islanders? Yeah no, No, they're just professional whoores
so they know how to do it.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Because they show them doing their makeup every day and
I'm like, how are they and then they come out
like supermodels.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, because you have to understand those girls are gonna
wear like clown makeup on camera. It's gonna not look
as intents. Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Thoughts on Love Island fifty and Up.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I love that. I think that it's great because you
want to annoy the Golden Bachelor. Yeah, was my favorite.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
We love that, right, But I don't like the Golden
Bachelor because it's like, you know, one guy and all
these chicks. I think Love Island for fifty and Up
is going to be amazing, And if Peacock does it,
can you please call me. I would either host it
gladly or be in it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You they need to say it to the Villages, you
remember to the Villages in Florida.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
When I don't. I'm not fifty and up doesn't mean
you're old and have to go to Florida to die.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
No, the Villages is like a big community and they're
like all hook up and there's a lot of like
orgies and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh oh oh yeah, I think I'm past that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I just like, what do you think of what Island is?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's true, it's an orgy on camera, that's true. But
I would love to do Love Island because then I
would get their clothes and their makeup.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
One favorite couple right now Love Island, okay, but with
this airs because they do a new episode every day.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
My favorite couple right now because if you're caught up
spoiler alert, I'm really pissed off at Taylor and Clark.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm sorry, I don't understand that either, So.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That's not my favorite couple. I think my favorite couple
is Nick and Sierra because they literally like Casa could
have changed Nick in my opinion, and you saw him
definitely try to get another connection, so he could stay
on the show, I think, But he kept saying throughout
He's like, I'm thinking of her, I want her, And
that reunion like brought me to do Nick and Sierra.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I was like, oh my god, because I didn't know
she was slippy floppy. Yeah, flippy floppy with a new
man that just look looks just like him almost, and
he's hot and super nice.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
But when when they were reunited and she was bawling
and crying and they were making out, and I started
to cry, I'm like, Wow, the next man in my
bed's going to be Miles. Yeah, and I cried harder.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, we have some exciting news for you coming up
later in the episode. But I'm well, which we'll get into,
like we men.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Why later in the episode.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, because I'm not done talking about love isolin?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh okay, I.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Want to know. So who's your favorite? Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Nick and Sierra? They are When they got back together,
I cried like a baby.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What do you feel about Huda?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
She had got Hudo, could have should have pass home.
She's annoyed, she's cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Okay, I get,
she's got crazy eye. You know women that have crazy Yeah,
if I ever give you.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
No, I do not.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
She has got hua, has crazy eye.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No, she does.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
She needs to just go home. I'm sorry. There's nothing
on this island for her. Bye bye.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, she is crazy as all hell. But what I
will say is I liked that she's kind of understanding
that her time is over.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Her time was over weeks ago by.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
But she's understanding it now, like she really does need
to fucking go. But wait, what was Who's Ace? And
he's Lly?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
She the most beautiful?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
She might be Auslander. What's her name?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Orlandria is beautiful too, beauty, and I like her vibe
and like Taylor, I'm sorry, really he pissed me the off.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay, he may he may be upset too. And when
he says he's a is he really a cowboy?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
No, he's not a cowboy. He looks like the guy
on that So remember that story even the show No
the kids showing Disney Channel. Orlando Bloom is his name.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You're a little younger than Orlando Bloom.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Who's Orlando the one that has that went crazy on drugs? Anyways,
Orlando Brown?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I have no idea. Anyway, I don't think he's
a true cowboy whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
No, I don't either, and I don't like him after
the last night's episode, and I'm sorry, Clark. She's always
looking down and like doing a weird smirk. So I'm
just like, babe, you're on national television. Chin up. She's
also gorgeous too, she's pretty, but like, I'm sorry, there's
something about her that just doesn't sit well with me.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I think the next episode, the three of us should
get my bed and watch it together. Do like alive yes,
pillow talk.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Fuck yeah, I mean we should be pillow talk.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You haven't seen pillow talk, Oh my god, google it.
Pillow Talk so ninety Day Fiance, all those shows they
have pillow talk where they have cast members sitting in
bed watching an episode and discussing it. And you and
I should be pillow talk. For Love Island, Oh I
love that or anything Real Housewives related?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh yeah, well, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island started
filming on Wednesday. I saw some pictures of it and
she was getting out of a pink cheep and I'm like,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Know, I'm not feeling it, but you want to know why.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I kind of I wasn't feeling it, but now I think,
I am. I want to know why? Why? Because I
feel like it's going to be it's very Italian focused,
I guess, and Italian are crazy. And there's already a
story coming out about one of the Cassines being really
close to a drug lord. So I think it's gonna
be spicy.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Okay, Okay, so there's that. There's that. So we'll just
keep we'll keep updating each other on our love Island.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I want to one more thing. Who do you hate
the most? Is it?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Who has gotta go buy?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, did I say, yeah, she's cuckoo? You're gonna let
me know when you want to give me some news?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Is that it?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Or do you want to talk about my dating experience
on his.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Well that's the news for the viewers. Like, we need
to understand that we actually have a dating website. It
is on your phone.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It is so I put Hinge on my phone. Finally,
I'm currently talking to I don't know, there's like ten
guys I'm talking to. I don't like that. I like
to focus on one person.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
God, she's on her own virtual love island, right?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Ten? What do they call them? Islanders? Ten matches?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah? Hingers hingers. I got ten hingers, all right, so
get your phone because I sent you. I'm not gonna
not in any particicular order. I have five guys will discuss,
and you can pick one out for me to go
on a day with. There are more than these five,
and I.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Want to know or the ones you sent me are
the ones you're like heavily talking to, heavily talking to
right now? And when you say heavenly, how many days?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh? It a week? Okay, about a week for all
of them. But I gotta be honest. I'll talk to
him once a day. I can't like you keep talking
to me. Shouldn't you be working?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Like I can't you send one message a day? You
send seven messages to these men?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Probably? Yeah? Am I supposed to talk to them all
day long?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh? I don't know. Are you supposed to water a plant?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I know? But I have things I'm doing. They can't
keep talking.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Texting me all day long. You can be texting. You
could be texting these guys.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'm never going to have a boy in my bed.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So why don't you can we start with? Can I
say the name?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, we're gonna say the name.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You're okay? You have a list of what you're saying
with Kevin.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Guys, is Kevin you right now? I won't show them
with the camera because then Kevin will never ask me
how I do. He's fifty two, he says, it's lee
goal self employed. Does that mean is he like an attorney?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Legal? Self employed? What is that? A prisoner?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
An attorney?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
A prisoner prison guard? He doesn't look like what does
he look like to you?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Okay? So to me he looks like he stole a
ship and he's going to take you away on it,
which I'm not not about it. You know.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
He looks like, wait, who's that guy? That and the
alcohol commercials that have the best the most yes, the
most interesting man in America, ladies, that's what he looks like.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
He is. Actually, he's all right. So he's very handsome.
He has a glass of scotch, big hands, he's on
a boat. Is Italian?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I have no idea we have gotten that far.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Swten Pepper, great smile, he says, he's kind.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
He is also smart, loyal and will be your biggest supporter.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So what is something memorable about your messages with him?
So far?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I don't remember. I'm talking to too many men?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Are any of these men? Let me ask before we
had is there one guy you do you remember talking
to um?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
There's one guy that's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Okay, so we'll wait to get Okay, So Kevin hasn't
really swooped Jeff your feet. He said that he's funny.
You said that he's kind.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
He's kind. He says he's kind, he's smart, he's loyal,
and he'll be your biggest support.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
And fifty pounds about that.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Number two is Daryl pulled Daryl up. He's fifty three,
He builds homes, and he has a dog.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So he's good with his hands.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Okay. I talked to him today a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Darryl is I'm going to tell you right now just
based on your type. But I've seen I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Want to go with my type. That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Go ahead, okay, But he does seem like he's your type.
I know he's good with his hands. Yeah, he has
that dad bod belt. He does like he has lips,
which I think is really important for a straight man,
because some straight men don't have lips. Okay, he has
a hat. He has a dog. What kind of dog
is it?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I don't remember, because I'm talking to too many men
with dogs.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Dogs. So he has one dog or a dog.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
He's got one dog, one dog. He's a builder. I
think all these guys are Connecticut. One guy's in New York.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, so I'm just like looking in the background of
the So he has a girl, So maybe he's a
girl master. You know he has a really nice nose.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah he does.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
And like I feel like he would really bring you.
I think that you'd have to him. You'd have to
definitely nail the headboard into your bed because I think
you have to build you a new bed. I just
feel like he's a pile driver.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I think that's a guy that likes to kayak and
he wants to go kayaking. I think that's the guy.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yes again I Kevin like obviously very handsome. Yes, But
so far, Darryl's number one for me.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
All right, go to number three.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Perry.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, he's sixty two. I feel like he's a little older.
But he's a producer and owner of a recording studio
in New York City and he's got a doodle like me.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Okay, so you got me a recording studio.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But I feel like he could be my dad.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Plus ten points minus twelve points. He doesn't have hair,
and not in like a way where he's bald. It's
like he has hair on the sides and he's trying
to like he's trying to keep at touch of it. Okay, Perry,
I'm letting you know right now too, if you want
to know about it is Peter. It's not going to
wow you. And it's going to be like a lead pencil.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
All right, I'm getting a pen I got this down.
So no, Perry, I'm gonna cross him out right now.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Perry is a no go.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay, So the next one.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
And also he like he's gonna play you, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, he looks like a player.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So it's a little guy.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Sorry, Perry, like a player, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Number four is Fabio, which is not living up to
his name.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Okay, he's fifty. Yeah, he didn't really list a job,
so I'm thinking he doesn't have a job.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
He definitely doesn't have a job, just based on his face.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
He has a dog, and he's pretty funny our conversations.
He's made me laugh.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Okay, he made me laugh. I feel like he's gonna
be a good hook up, but I don't think he's
gonna give you stability. He's literally wearing Annadda's blue sweatshirt,
but he's probably had a for fifteen years. It looks
like he just got off of a hike on Mount
e First and he has a little bit of sun, snow, frost.
What's it? What did happen? No, what happens when you frostbite? Frostbite?
(14:52):
He has light eyes. He's gonna do you good and
put that in your mind however you want it. I
think physically you'll have a good time with him, but
mentally I think you're going to be way too smart
for him.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Okay, so he's out. I alread crossed him out.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You can don't cross him out. No, no, kiss him. Okay,
Well he's like fun. Like him, like he's fun. Come over.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
And then the last one, Frankie.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Oh I love Frankie.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And Frankie's forty six, although he looks like he's.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Fifty six to me, I have to tell you something. No,
he's a truck. Okay, I'm looking at him a little
bit more because they keep like looking him like Lentz.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
He's got a boat, by the way, he's got a
big boat. He used a boat on coongamong Lake where
I used to go.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
He's handsome, but apparently his boat.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Is too big to be on the lake now, so
he keeps it at a big marina in Northampton, mass
I was like hello, but then I told him I
had a boat, but I got rid of the boat,
and then he asked me, like why, And then when
I told him my partner passed away and I'm not
good at like driving. I can drive the boat, but
I can't tow it and drop it off. That's the
last I heard from him.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh what a dick. I know.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
He hasn't responded.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Ew Frankie know.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I was like, maybe I shouldn't say. I mean, I
could have lied and said I don't know I sold
the boat, but I was like, yeah, you know, I
had a partner that we enjoyed boating, but he passed
and I just here's the thing. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
He looks like he has a lip flip like Botok's
in the left.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
He does, but he don't don't think so.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
And he also has fake teeth, which is fine.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I like, we are, so what do you want?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
And also do you see his like where the hair
is like a like a sunrise?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Do you see that I love We're down to you
like Darryl.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I really like Darryl.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Darryl's a good age for me. Fifty three, that's hot. Hey,
he's a builder, he builds custom homes. He says, I
love Darryl. Okay, Darryl's in wait.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
After this, I think you need to message Daryl and
be like, hey, like, when are you going to take
my kayak?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I think Darrel's the only one that had said let
me know because I'm currently on vacation. He said, let
me know when you're done with vacation. He's like, I've
got two kayaks. You can bring your paddle boarder.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We in kayak.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
But do I want to go somewhere in kayak with
a man that I don't know who's gonna drown me
and then dispurse of my body?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I don't know if we're looking the same guy, you
could beat the shit out of him. But also, like,
why don't you like say some more public like hey,
like listen, like I'd love to.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Do it for you, Like yeah, and I'm gonna see
if like my girlfriend and her husband can like be
on the lake at the same time somewhere they have
to be more Why don't you.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Like set it up, Like if you're a girlfriend and
her husband are like cool, why would be like, hey,
actually tomorrow, I don't know if you want to join
us or tag along whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Because then it's like that that's what I'll do. That's
what I'll do, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I think a grown man also like if you can
walk into a room with the girl that he's interested
in and two people that love her, I feel like
that shows a lot of confidence, which is sexy.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I just feel like with the fourth of July holiday
and everything, I should just wait on dating.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
No way, because we need fireworks.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
This is too stressful. I'm not like feeling Oh.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I feel like Darryl's going to be the type of
guy to be like, hey, like what's up? Like this
is my paddle board, Like you want to go grab
a beer after this and just talk Like I feel
like he's gonna be very your speed, just from the
way that he Like, what do you.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Think Darryl's gonna think when I say I do a
podcast from my bed with a.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Gay man, dum I think that Darryl looks like the
type of guy'd be like, hey, that's pretty cool, and
I'm gonna go build this shed now.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay, good, I feel like he like I have like.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Okay, so I have intuition if you know it's about
me or not?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I have like very I follow my gut with Okay,
I swear to God, do I not?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
So me and Darryl we're gonna be.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Like Darryl, Darryl and Courtney sitting in a tree. Darryl
and Courtney. What else do you have you talked about?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's scion.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Gee.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I don't know. I should pull up my phone, but
we recorded using my phone, so I tried to.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The next episode. We can talk about that.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Okay, yeah, I will get more information and we'll talk
more about Darryl. Can we should I focus my attention
on Darryl?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I one hundred and ten percent think that you should
couple up with Darryl right now, because you.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
And I both have a d D.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
So if you were talking to ten people at the
same time and trying to remember stuff, you never.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Would you never would. And also I think that focusing
on one if another one's trying to get your attention,
that would mean something like you know what I'm saying,
Like if I'm like only talking to Daryl, but like
Eric keeps popping up and I'm like, wait, okay, I
want to talk to Eric to him, like, wait a minute, Okay,
Eric's catching my attention, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
all right, So I would reel it in with him,
especially because he's the kind of guy already He's like, hey,
just let me know when you want to do it.
So balls in your court, Courtney.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I love balls in my court.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I know you do, and you have none right now,
but now you have ten, right and now I think
you could throw one of the ones that are in
your court over on the other side. And I picked Darryl.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Okay, Oh my god, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I have a good like honest, honest to god, I
tell the future. I have intuition. I think Daryl, like
I feel like even if like it doesn't work out
like romantically, because I know that you definitely like have standards,
which is good you should.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I never did before, but I do now.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You do now. I think that he could be the
kind of guy who's like fun to be like friends with.
I don't know. I have a good vibe, Like his
face like was really great watching a Killer.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
He had a nice vibe, abottom a nice aura.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, okay, good, you look at him. Okay, wait, oh
my god, you need to have a phone. You're not
going paddle boarding PERSI, you need to have a phone
call day with him.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Well, he did suggest we talk on the phone at
some point, but I did.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I not just bring this up.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, but I just don't. I'm not listen. I was
on a dating site once years ago. Was match the
guy was. I met him at like a restaurant, and
when I got there, he was having a road soda.
I didn't even know what those were at the time.
He was having a beer in his car, and I
was like, oh my god, he's an alcoholic. Little did
I know a few years later I'd be worse than him.
But anyway, he's married to a beautiful woman half my
(20:20):
age and as kids, and he's rich. And I didn't
give him the time.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Of day because you jumped the gun too. I did.
It's a two date maximum on someone that you're not
sure about after the second date if you don't have
that feeling of wanting to see them again. Listen to
that judgment.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
But to Drake minimum, no whole hole or whole.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
No, literally like that is so good. All right, But
what I have to tell you is you talk for
a living.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I know, but I don't want to. I want the
man to talk.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I don't know I understan stand that. But what I'm
saying for a phone call date, it's right up your ally.
It's a comfort the third wall. Aka, they're on the
other phone, they're on the other line. True, you talk
for a living on the radio, so I know.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Sorry, No, I love my job.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
So you love your job. I know you love your talking. Yeah,
well my job, Yeah, that is literally your job. But
I think that this would be a really good comfort level. Okay,
why don't you just give him a ring tonight?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Not tonight, Tonight's too soon, should I?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Okay, tomorrow's sunny.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, maybe maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. Darryl's the front runner.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Okay, I'm calling Daryl after this.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Do you want to give me your news now? Or
you want to do my news? You said you had
some guy stuff to tell me tonight.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I thought you said you've got some news for me,
some guy news. But you were going to tell me
later on in the.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Show, oh, earlier in the show. Yeah, No, the news
was your guys. Oh, I was saying news for the viewer. Okay,
I don't have any.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Guy news for me. Do you want to do truth
or drink?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Truth or drink?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
By the way, we are filming this episode in my
bed brand new mattress. Ye, the first man in here.
The dog's at the foot of the bed. Watch it
on YouTube so you can see us in my bed.
All right, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You need to pick one superhero or not a hero.
Pick one superpower. What would it be? I mean, let's
be honest, this is just drink or drink.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I'm sensitive, so I don't think I can do invisible
so I can hear what people are saying about me.
I think superpower for me would be teleporting. I could
just be wherever I want to go.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's so funny. You said that because I was like
time travel. Yeah, time travel, because I would go back
in time and change a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
What's one thing that's true to drink? What would you change?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I think I would have stuck with my first love.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Holy shit, this is getting deep, Quirt, I know, but
you asked me if your first left, tell me about
what happened with him.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I'm going to choose drink on that one. I'm gonna
choose drink on that one. But yeah, I would have.
That's the one thing I would do if I went
back in time, I would flip the flip the script.
What would you do? What would you do? I'd still
you would No, you would not stop.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I would literally I would change like never to date
my ex because he royally eft my whole life up
for four years.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Okay, that's a good one. See when I go back
and get my first love back, it would have saved
me from all the assholes.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I mean. I also would have done better in high school. Okay,
so as I get older than a hairstyles, I would
have really loved to do what I really want to do,
which was puppet relations for a politicians.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh, for some reason I heard him say puppetry.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I would have loved puppet show that every night.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okay. Second question, have you ever done something to impress
a guy?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, Like, give me one thing you've done to impress
a guy like Matthew.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I feel like I have, Like you know, I'm like, okay,
let's walk into Louis Vuitton by what you want kind
of thing? Oh, I bought your car.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Wait, is this recent? Because I think you drove in
an Alexis.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
No, that's a Mercedes BIB whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yesterday we were at the Mercedes dealership looking at a
new one stop.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I thought you drove a Jeep like me.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I do.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
But Matthew's car, your cars and Mercedes. I can't. I
can't with the two of you. See do you love it?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Though?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Then he impressed you all the time. That's kind of
what I'm looking for. Do you think Daryl's gonna get
me a Mercedes?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I don't think he's gonna get you a Mercedes, but
I think guess what He's gonna build you a house
of your dreams that I know you want.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh okay, that would be fair.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
That's even better than a car. I take that because
he doesn't seem like the kind of guy to be
like care about materials and things. And honestly, Courtney, you
don't care about materials. Do you want dogs, paddle boards,
hot girls in your backyard.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Acts of acts of as stop, acts of service?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, you're like the kind of girl like you're like listen,
like I just want to like you, like nice things
like your hardwood floors are you getting from Australia Alian Cyprus?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I picked them out myself.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I just talked about that with my mom, your horble force,
but yeah, so I don't think you care about that,
and like it doesn't excite me either, but I know
that It's like Matthew loves cars, So like that's what
we because you love me.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
So do you want to know what I did?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I was gonnay was this the other day?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I really was like crushing on this guy named Brian
and I knew he was into taekwondo, so I said, oh,
I'm I'm into taekwondo too. He's like, come to class
with me. So I went to class with them, and
some black belt we had to kick me in the
foot and broke my foot.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Courtney, are you making to side? Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I swear to you so you'll.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Go to a god damn taekwondo class, but you won't
give a kayaphone call.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
In the day, I was like, I know taekwondo. I
don't know anything. And then they put me in the
ring to battle out some black belt without my shoes
and he broke my foot. Okay, so we dated for
three years.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
What happened? What did it end he.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Was flirting with an intern? Yeah, I caught him flirting
with an intern. I was like, I can't, I can't, like,
I need ax, I listen, you have to give me
lots of affirmations. So if you're hanging out with some
twenty two year old and you're flirting with her, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Did you break up with more people than you've been
broken up with? Yes, brought who's the last guy that
broke up with you?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I don't think anybody's ever broken up with me.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah. You strike me as like, oh, to be the heartbreaker.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, I don't think any And you know what, it's
not even that I'm a heartbreaker, it' said. I just
don't know. I don't give people chances like you said,
like you're flirting with this girl. Maybe he was just
being a nice guy and like teaching her somehow exactly.
I mean, maybe he was just being nice. And I
was like, yeah, I'm out, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
You know, well, I get it, but I think that
I okay, Well, Brian, screw you for flirting. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
But by the way, Brian, who's currently married, we still
talk super He's a.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Surfer, not the surfer.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
A surfer he's like a trillionaire and he's a producer
for Serious XM in New York City.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Oh yeah, and he can't get us the job.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
No, he can't.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
But he's just so many connections.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I know. He's a super duper nice guy. He's a
nice guy.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I didn't have you ever pushed the boundaries of.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
The No, no, no, No, he's married. I broke up
with him because he's.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
What do you mean with the intern?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Why no, But that was a long time. That was
we're talking years and years ago.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh we're talking like eighteen sixty two.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, all right, let's do one more because I'm dumb. Oh,
this is a good one. If you were invisible for
a day, what would you do? Oh my god, I
need my cocktail.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
If I was invisible for the day.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, what would you do? If you're like invisible for
a day, so like you wouldn't get clock doing anything.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I'm so boring. I don't know. I would go into
a bank and steal a bunch of money and wouldn't
be flooding out.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You're horrible. You would steal.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Absolutely, you're fucking invisible. No one's gonna know. Okay, you
don't want money.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
No, money isn't everything.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
No, but it'll help me out basin bulls down. I
don't know, because, like, listen, this is why I went
to the money thing in a bank because I don't
want to be involved in any conversations that I'm not
supposed to be involved in because I have too much
anxiety for that. Okay, Second of all, I have nowhere
where I I mean, maybe it'd be kind of cool
to like go somewhere like top secret that like you're
not allowed to go in. Like like I was gonna say,
Forever twenty one, Area fifty one.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Can we have a Forever fifty we need fifty? Do
we need a Forever fifty one? This is, by the way,
bullshit Forever twenty one.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, yeah, well they have bankrupt and they are closed down.
But I would go to Forever twenty. Why do I
keep saying I go to Forever twenty one, Area fifty one.
I think that'd be cool, like depending on the White House. Okay,
so I changed my answer. Actually, i'd want to go
to places that I wouldn't be i'd be restricted to
the White House. I'd want to go into that situation
room and see what it's all about. Okay, all right,
how about.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
You I would do I would do a welfare check
on my parents what, just because I never know what's
going on. They don't live in my steat and you
have sometimes they call and they're having martinis and then
things aren't making sense. I would do a welfare check.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Okay, welfare check, all right, I respect it. But at
the same time, I feel you could probably show up
and they're going to do the same thing if you
were there or now that's a.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Thing I don't want to. I don't want to show
up because then I'd have to spend the night and
have to stay there. I just want to No, I
just want to pop in and pop out and have
nobody know I was there, and then I can call
them and go, hmmmm, mom, I think you need to
put on weight. Dad needs to get out of his pjs.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Let's go. Oh okay, so that's their secrets.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, I think so. I think so. All right, Well
this is nebulous.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
This was great. I feel comfortable. The dog. I'm not
gonna put him because I only get excited.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, but we're gonna before we I mean, we're on
YouTube if you guys want to watch us in my bed.
I do you mind doing the next few episodes in
my bed? I was from the road ins that, like.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I feel safe, No, I feel comfortable. This matres is
so good.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I know, and it's brand new, and you're the first man.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Like this, and you want to know what's the best Darryl, Daddy,
Darryl d D D D double D double D on here. No,
I'm actually gonna make you send him a message after this.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Okay, that's what they will send a message, and then
for our following episode, maybe we can read like his
response or something. Okay, we can want to do that.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, all right, well listen follow us.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Uh we're on Instagram or on YouTube, We're on can Talk.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I just thought of a good segment sexting with Darryl
and like you could sext him live on the butt.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I don't know. I have never sexted.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Oh well, you are about to be infervord waking, because
I think that's Daryl's favorite thing.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
The last guy I sexted, I think I texted something
like uh, I think I texted him hey, getting hot,
thinking of you, and then he texted back, who the
Hell's this? And we had been together five years, so
I was like, okay, Brian aga, I know. Can we
(30:34):
wrap this up? My cocktail is dry, I'm getting yeah. Wait,
this bed is so comfortable before the camera operator turns
us off. Can the camera operator turn it down? Or
just get my popster? You just gonna see my pop
He's so cute right now. Oh there he is, Jack,
Look at the camera over there? Who's that over there?
(30:55):
There we go? Oh kisses kiss All right, Hey, make
sure you check us out on YouTube or listen to
the podcast wherever we get your.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Podcasts audience, Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Jack's butt in the camera, Jack sit Jack sad perfects
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