June 26, 2025 • 25 mins
Miles goes on a gay double date!! Courtney singns up for Hinge dating app! Courney and Mles get attacked by voles in the most insane podcast ever!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh my god, God, Yes, Theo's trying us. People are
trying us. I'm like, I'm ready to, like, you know,
me go to like Jamaica or something.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I had high hopes that being back in the garage
because the last podcast we did, we were like redoing
the garage and we were in my house and we
had the vole issue, right yeah, which I just saw it.
I just saw the vole and I'm standing in the chair, lily,
because we're back in the garage. I already had the
damn exterminator here.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I can't and there's gotta be something you could spray.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I don't know, but well, okay, you bug spray is
not going to take care of that vole.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
That vowl was huge.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It was like a it's a mixture between a mole
and a mouse in your test. It's like, and it's
right behind us. Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Gay date is good day day. It's fine. Everything's fine.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Because last time we talked to you were going out
a gay double date.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Gay double Day, went to the car. It was good.
The gigs are cool. I feel like we're kind of
building our our our gay gang. Okay, and that's that.
But we have some I want to talk about you
like a gay posse. Yeah, like a gay posse.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's like it and cheers the long drink by the way,
because long drink is what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
If you missed it, if Long Drink listens to this episode,
it was just staring at us. What is it? Why
I want something from It's usually they're scared of people.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Does it want long drink?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
We are drinking long drinks.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Long Drink.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I think your thing is a vult muncher. This is horrible.
That's what they called me in high school. Actually, the vulmunch.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I can't believe we're seeing this. I had the exterminator
here yesterday. I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, but I don't think you can exterminate nature, babe,
trust me. And the garage is in a house, and
it's not nature. It's somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And there's any men out there that have a flamethrower?
Can you please come to my house?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It was right there. It's like this.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, let's just get back on track the podcast. Okay,
So gay date was good. Wrap up was good, yet.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Little Sushi Hashi dancy, we know we didn't go which
gay the gay bar that weekend And let me tell
you something there is. But like the gay bar was
crazy because one of the RuPaul's drag race drug stars
were there and they were like insane and it was
like you couldn't walk because it was so fucking crowded.
(02:21):
And to go to the bathroom, I literally was like
shoving people. I'm like, I need to pee and then
I need to get back to my boyfriend because he's
alone with all these gay guys and like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Know, you can't leave Malone. He's so adorable. We love Matthew.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But most importantly, yes, I see some notes over here.
What have you been doing well?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I want to discuss I'm gone hinge like on it,
like you're using it on your phone? No, because I
don't want to deal with another app on my phone.
I don't want to do dating apps. So Savannah and Jeff,
who I work with, she has it on her phone
and they're filling out the application for me. They were
telling me, they was like, you have to help us
fill it out, and they were asking questions. I'm like,
(02:56):
why are there so many questions?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I've just wait. There's a lot of guys because they
got you gotta filter out the ones that don't have
the same interest as you.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I know, but it shouldn't it be just a paragraph. Hi,
I'm Courtney. I like to be outside when there's not mice.
I like to be like near the ocean. Do you
have a beach house?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Do you have a boat?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Are you independently wealthy? And a silver fox? That's all
I need.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
People want to know what you got.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
God, hear me, hear microphone, pick up your microphone. This
this asshole, bowle mouse.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I want to call my exterminator right now.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm doing the podcast over here.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I feel like I should call the exterminator.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Call him right now on the air.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
We're videotaping my.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I do Actually, I can look it up right now.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Let me make sure there's no porn on here.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, look it up right now.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
It's I don't know. It's just Oh my god, I
can't believe it. This is horrible.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
We need to call the exterminator.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Do you want to google it?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Exterminators near me? Germinators near me?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, I don't have that. It's not fancy like it
said near me. It did.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh, I don't know your exterminators near me? Oh, this
is horrible.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
We yes, allow, here we go.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'm gonna put the microphone on me.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Exterminators near me?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
It was behind us, Yes, it was like right behind
I can't. We have to we have to like figure
this out.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
What does he want over here? I don't know, Courtney.
Can we come sit over here? We're in front of
the sign today. I'm not sitting over there.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You take your cell phone. We're gonna How are you
in the app store? She's in the app store.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I don't know your phone is like, all.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You just an app? You just downloaded Pornhub on my phone?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Not I did not?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right, Wait what is it called? You just googled
near me? Exterminator near me? Do you remember the name
of that? Do you remember the name of it?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I do?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
But okay, let's see it is.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh that's just me.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Oh no, none of these, none of these.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh my gosh, it's on my phone and we're using
my phone.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
All right, he's right there, right there, he's right there,
he's right there. Fucker, get out of here. What does
he want? What does he want with us? He keeps coming.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Over there, my exterminator.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Go light this candle over by that, and maybe the
house will burn down. We'll get a two for one. Okay,
all right, you should put something over there. You gotta
spray something.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You got you can't spray something, But I do you
have poison where I need to call the exterminator. I
need to call the exterminator. Should we just finish this podcast?
Because I'm finishing it? But I'm sorry stroke out?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Can we posh it?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm gonna stroke out? I'm literally stroking right now.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Anyway, I'm calling it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Okay, I'm not fully unhinge yet because we're in the
process of filling out the application, which is annoying. They're
gonna fill it out.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I've picked out the photos, Bortney. If I get bit here, let's.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Just finish this podcast. Let's be brave.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
We're only five minutes into this fucking show.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No, it's a little longer. Don't worry. Okay, So anyway,
the hinge thing, I'm a little nervous. So I think
next time our next podcast, we should talk about bad
dates from like apps.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
This is what I think should happen. I think that
you should like get matched, like have them help you match,
and then I think we should like on the pod.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I get we're done.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
You fucking bitch. You saw it come to us too.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh he's fine, fine, okay, we are. We are going
to end this podcast early.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No, no, no, why don't we just sit over here
because it wants to go over there. Let him go over.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
There, Let him go over there. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Should we get our chairs? Get your chair.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I'm not gonna get my chair. I'm gonna just.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Get your chair. Get your chair. We'll sit right here.
If he wants to go over there, mouth you. If
you see him come over the front frontal, then we
know it's Courtney's boobs that he's enticed by. We're really
up close personally, holy ship. Oh my god, look at
you come on and I'm on hinge. Wait look how
(07:09):
hot we look with this natural.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Okay, I'm scared though. This is who I want to
call my exterminator on the air.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, So why don't we do that as a tidbit.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I know, but it's on my phone and we're recording
on my right.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
But we can make it. Oh well, we can get
the phone number afterwards and we can make a TikTok
and then they can go watch it on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Okay, this is.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
So This is what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
We're gonna finish off.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's not coming near us, right, We're gonna let him
go where every wants to. But I want to talk
to you about this.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
We're gonna finish off the exterminator.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
What you are the one that's holy shit? It just
fucking class. Now that we moved, it's gonna climb walls.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Long drink, can you make these stronger?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Okay, listen, the man I'm looking for would take care
of the mice. Okay, I'm single, I'm on Hinge, and
one of the things I said is acts of service.
For me, my love language is acts of service, which
means kill mice. Yes, fix things, and rub my feet.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Those are the only three.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Things I need.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh you're a foot rubber.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
No, I've never dated a guy that would rub my feet.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Never.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh that's hot. You get a little lotion potion.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I need somebody who's gonna rub my feet.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No, we're good, we're good. We're safe here, we're out
in the open. They wouldn't do that to us here.
So I think what you should happen, though, is you
should get some numbers from Hinge and we should call
them on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I would absolutely do that with you. I will call
them on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Why not be like, hey, listen, like this is part
of my life.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
So I'm up there now. Well it's not officially up
on Hinge yet, but we're working on it because Jeff
and Savannah, who I work with, Like I said, they're
filling out the whole application and putting in the photos
and all of that.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, I've heard this though. You gotta do it because.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm gonna do it there. I have no choice. It's
on Savannah's phone. She's married. She had to get her
husband's approval to put a dating app on her phone.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Well, that's so that she could do it all for me.
So she's doing it all for.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Thank you, Savannah for helping out my girl. Or is
it it's actually that's her girl. Because you guys knew
each other before me. How long have you and Savana
known each.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Other for a little bit longer than you? Not much though,
like a year before you.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I met you last summer.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay, yeah, she's been with us for like three years before. Yeah,
so I've known her a little longer. My favorite game.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Okay, good good. You can't take that from me, babe,
that's right. Okay, So what was I gonna say to you?
Let's just move on to the next you get out
of my house? Is it still there?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It was right there?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Oh so while we were recording this part, so his
brother or the hookup was okay, he was a bigger
guy too, and he's he's smaller. You get out, you
get out. He's ballsy. He's looking at me. Look at him.
He's ballsy. He looks me in the eye. Listen, we'll
play bigger dick all day long.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Okay, you might win. Do you mind next time we
just go in my house.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
This is your home. You in me where you want it.
If you want to do this in your back the deck,
we should do in your bathroom, in the bathtob that'd
be hot.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Totally in okay.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Anyway, So what's our next topic?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Okay, that's it. Let's just move on to Cougar Confidential.
I'm gonna Cougar Confidential.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Which is Cougar's. All you have to do is send
us questions. You can send us your questions on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Instagram. I just blacked out.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
TikTok.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
We have some really juicy do we good?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
All right, give us the questions.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Okay, so we have we have six? Actually, do you
want we'll just do two or three?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Two?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I want to get the hell out of here, all right?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
My boss is flirting with me? Or am I delusional?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh? Sexy?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Her boss compliments her outfit, so she's kind of like,
I don't want to read her name, so it's gonna
say whatever, remembers everything she says, and finds reasons to
work late. I'm flattered, but confused. Is he into me
or just a super attentive manager? I think that what
(11:05):
are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Saying? It's behind my toolbox?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Courtney? What the fuck is? Why are they coming near us?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
It went here?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I know, yes, it did.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It went here?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yes, okay, holy ship?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Are they like supersonic?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I don't know, but I feel like we should call
my exed.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, just went out.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
He just went out. He just went out.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean, do you need a cat? Get a cat?
Are you allergic?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Get a cat? They'll kill these fuckers. God damn it.
This is actually you know what, though, it's bound to
We have about five thousand of these episodes. One of
them is bound to be a little wild.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, all right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Have you heard anything, I said, yeah, because her boss
is making out with her at the water fountain.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Not he's actually complimenting her. He's interested in find reasons
to work late together. Like listen, finding reasons to work
late together. To me, that's flirting if that's there. If
that wasn't in there, I'd say he's just a good boss.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
He's a good bosing, but he might want to see
your boobies and your tata.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Do you like him? It's the question. If you like him,
work late.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
If he's hot, yeah, work late and see what kind
of things he needs.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Whatever happens to happen.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, whatever happens happens. To take it from experience, she's
really She says that a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I haven't worked late with any bosses though, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I feel like it was just me. I can see you, all.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Right, So what's the next question? This is great again.
I'm singling on. If there's a man out there that
can come get.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
These Listen, she's hot, and we'll hide a vole somewhere
on her body, and you gotta find out.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I don't care, just kill it.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Ghosted my friend's wedding and she wants to reconnect.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh, she ghosted the friends, she ghosted her.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I ghosted my best friend's wedding over drawm involving the
groom hitting on me a year earlier. Now my friend
wants to meet up for coffee, actingly nothing happened. Should
I come come clean or let sleeping dogs lie? Should
I come with? Okay? So this is what I'm gathering
from it, because like I'm like some my brain's not
working today. She has a friend. She went to a
(13:11):
wedding or don't. She was invited to her best friend's wedding,
didn't go because the groom was hitting on her.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Wait, last time we did this, there was one where
the groom was hitting the memory.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
No, the best friend was time married, something like that.
But she didn't go to the wedding because she's like,
I'm not going to the wedding the groom hit on me.
She didn't tell her friend. But her friend wants to reconnect.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Don't reconnect. Don't heat dumb friend, because if you were
a true friend, you would have told her before she
got married that her husband was her now yes, and
was hitting on you.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
But with that kind of pressure, would you tell something
has that ever happened to you, like where another friend's
partner hit on you.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
No, And if that happened, I would tell my friend.
I would say, your partner hit on me, do not
marry this person. If she cut me off, I'm okay
with that. I'm saving her from like divorce.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
In like a year, my best friend's ex boyfriend showed
me his we wi and I told her right away,
I swear to God.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And so did she think? Well, if he showed you
his we.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Wi, was he by no, we definitely think he was.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, okay, but she didn't know that. She thought he
was straight.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Well, some things started adding up and they're not together today.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay, all right, interesting, do you want to do truth
or drink?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Let's do truth or drink? I do.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I've got the questions and we can just answer mine
other O. Yeah, have them.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Okay, Oh, this is horrible.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
What animal do you think mostly resembles me?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I'm gonna go with them. Vol How about you? What
do you think of don't be a batch?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
For some reason, Koala comes to mind, like a cute
little Koala?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Does he look like a little which by the way, Courtney,
like I am gonna sound a little conceded. Right now,
I look really hello good today.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I think we should do it up close like this
for now. I like it look good and we can
still see.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I'm Cougarden three pounds away from the lowest I've been
in ye Oh my god, I was three hundred and
twenty five pounds.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I was so much total loss.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I can't do math like that.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Because he does.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You do look like you've lost a lot of weight.
Have But we can we wait? Sixty pounds since you
and I met No no, no, no, no, no no,
because that's not now.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I've lost since I've met you. I've probably lost fifty forty.
Oh well, if you think about it, I was three
hundred pounds around the time that I met her.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I would have remember noticed forty, but maybe not.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well, you look for me.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
But I tell you what I would have noticed today
if we didn't have this whole like mouse or vole situation.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, I've been working out a lot and eating healthy,
eating a lot of Matthew and that's been really good
for the digestive.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
System because he's tiny.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Actually, and why does Matthew look so jacked? You look
like you've lost a lot of weight, and you look
like you've gained a ton of muscle.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah yeah, he yes, especially that right arm. He really
works out a.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Lot, Okay for me, Okay, anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Anyway, it's gonna get that.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
At your right arm, nice and and jacked.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
What's the first thing you told your friends about me?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
About you? Yeah? Okay, So first of all, I'm gonna
say it with my because my mom and me that
was like our thing to listen to you. So like
I was like, Mom, You're not gonna believe it. I
just had a meeting with Courtney and whatever the case is,
and I'm gonna do her hair, and like I'm freaking
out because our first meeting roo where we met in
my old dad.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I was so nervous and I was like I couldn't
believe it. And my Mom's like, she is gonna love
you because you're gay and you're fun and da dah
da da dah. This is so cool. So I told
my mom and I was really excited to meet you.
And then afterwards I was so pleasantly surprised about your personality.
I I didn't know what to expect from you. I
thought I was gonna expect you to be more of
like into like pop culture, like really hardcore, but like
(16:51):
you're very like you're very like normal with that. And
then also like you're very adventurous and fun and you're
funny and you're a great host. You're all these things.
So like you blew my socks off. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So the first thing I tell people about you is.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh, the first thing you tell people. I thought, the
first thing you told about when we met.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, the first thing you tell your friends about me whatever,
however you say, Okay, first thing I say is, oh,
my god, you're gonna love him.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
He is the best guy ever.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Like I don't even I could expand on it, but
the like, how's Miles.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
You do a podcast with Miles?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
What does he like?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I go, oh my god, you have to meet him.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
We have fun. I know. It's just like and like
I don't like to have dis I was just talking
about this. I don't like to have dis genuine relationships anymore.
And like even though like we only see each other
on Wednesdays when we're doing this, like I wouldn't do
it if I didn't have fun with.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You, I agree, And I feel like like I tell
everybody he's so fun and funny and like.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Normal, you're sweet? Yeah, normal, I mean crazy crazy?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
And I tell him I said, if Miles and Matthew
came over and we had cocktails and they wanted to
have a slumber party, it would be the best night.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Did that?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I know? I just think it would be so much fun.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah, anyway, all right, and they'll like each other.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Hi, we do? Okay, you were Okay? How about this?
I don't know why I wrote this one down?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Is that the last one?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
No? Yeah, where's the what? How long? What's the longest
you've gone without showering? And you weren't camping?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Fuck?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I don't know where I come up with these questions.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I thought I saw something Do you sleep with the
stuffed animal? And like bit here too your night send
in the middle?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, which one do you want to answer? We'll answer, well,
poor stuffed animal.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well, don't sleep with stuff animal. But I put a
pillow between my legs when I sleep on the side.
I don't like my knees to touch.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Okay. Is there a reason why you don't like your
niece to touch?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I just don't like it, Okay. I like the feeling
by the.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Way it opens, up your spine and it's actually really
good for you, so you you could it is good
to sleep with that.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I like that your legs, I like that, and I
like my my I put my pillow up like this
and I put my neck on the back of it. Okay,
so then it goes like this, Yeah, it is perfect.
And then the longest I've gone with that jowing honestly,
like when I'm sick, I like to shower a lot,
so it's not without but like maybe like you went
out on a Saturday, yeah night, you wake up the
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next morning, you're so fucking exhausted, you're hungover. The thought
of water hitting your body is gonna make you vomit.
So probably like a day and a half, okay, day
like sometime, just like I want to change my pajamas.
I'm going to bed and we're gonna change the sheets.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Anyways, on a Monday, so okay, so Monday's you're how
about you. I'm gonna say twenty four hours. I don't
know if I get I don't know if I could
do more than like twenty four hours. It's like twenty
four hours, and that it has to be just because
I was out with my friends all day or we
were paddleboarding or boating.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
You're exhausted.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You guys just want to go done. I mean, that's it.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
But I do feel like lady bits need to be
washed more than men bits because that's a lot of
there's a lot of fops and folds. There's a lot
of things to hide behind. My god, So that's why
I'm like, yeah, it's cleaner. You guys are lucky. You
guys have those freaking wipes that. Yeah, there's wipe and
there's adult.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Wipes, So for adults too.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Did you know that that's if you're gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
No, there's adult shower wipes for like like oh like
older people or elderly people that can't get the shower
and you don't.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Have to rent it off. I need advice, tell oh,
tell me, ask me. This is actually kind of sad.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
No, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I'm gonna help you out because it's because I and
a lot of people don't know this. Actually care for
a woman who's ninety four years old, I did. She
wanted to go to the Olive Garden, so I brought
her to the Olive Garden. And she's just a long
time like friend, slashing neighbor of mine. But she's ninety four,
so okay, I picked up her laundry and did it today.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I do her laundry once a week.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Youst a picture where she's really cute, doable. Oh my god,
you got her the cake? Yes, I remember I saw
the picture. Did you get breadsticks off guard?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Oh? Yeah, she wanted breadsticks, She got the chicken parmesan,
she got everything.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Oh, I would growled her right and with that.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
The only thing I wasn't expecting is that she needed
to go to the lady's room. It's not a big deal,
but just a shout out to Olive Garden. I had
to bring her into the lady's room she's in a wheelchair,
and bring her into the handicap and help her go
to the bathroom. That was fine, but I think Olive
Garden should make their doors a litle wider because it
was hard to get her actually in the doorstead and
(21:03):
after room with the wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Okay, good for you. Ask me, that was really sweet.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
That you did that, Not that sweet?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Kill these before or after you ate though before I know,
I know you really love her. She's a sweetheart. Though
I know your history. Ask me all right. So basically,
I have a client and she is a total sweetheart.
I do her. Okay, let me keep it big. I'm
not going to tell you anything about the family. I
wanting to tell you anything. But she's an older woman
and she has had a really tough two years older
(21:28):
like me, because I've had a tough Oh you're not older, okay, No, no, no,
you're just like you're just hotter.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
My age.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
No no, no, she's.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Okay, late sies maybe early eighties. This is my wheelhouse.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
She comes up with her husband and she's really she
had an accident where she fell and it kind of,
you know, just kind of escalates. So and she was
someone that when she first came in, like the sunglasses
of the purse, like she wanted to like look, feel,
smell good, all these things. And now about a year
and a half into all these she just got diagnosed
with something and whatever. But the last time she came in,
(22:04):
she kind of had an odor about herself and she
had ear wax in her ear. Okay, she just seemed
very disheveled, her scalp seemed very irritated. And that stuff
doesn't gross me out. Like I know her and I
know she's going through a lot and health wise and
things like that, but I feel like it's hard. I
don't think her husband adores her, like literally will die
on the ground that she walks on, like loves is
(22:24):
not even a saying, Diane, the ground that she walks on, fine,
the walks whatever, so she I don't think he's older too,
a lot more movement, but I feel like it's hard
for him to like bathe her correctly. And I know
the daughter, Oh you do know the daughter say something.
I also do the client that's she's one of my clients.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Too, that I would, I would would you talk to
the daughters, Hey, listen, I did your mom's hair. I
noticed that she's got and I didn't want to bring
it up to her. I don't want to stress your
mom out, but she's got some scalp issues going on.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Super easy to correct.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I think you know what I mean, Like it would
make your mom put But That's where I'm going with it.
So if you would, just like if you would make
sure wherever your mom is or whoever's bathing or to
really get in there and get the scalp going. And
I don't know, say something like you know an indication.
I don't know how the rest of her skin looks,
but the scalp is maybe the last place where it goes.
(23:17):
So she may be having some skin issues that you
don't know about. So make sure that when bathing her,
make sure they like, get her scalp really good, give
her a massage, get it nice and clean at least
like three times a week. And that's part of her skin,
so the rest you might want to check her body too.
Just knowing, just being a hairdresser, I know that if
you have scalp issues, you could have.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Other skin issues. Yeah, okay, all right. I like that
because I really feel for her, and I know that
she really took part in how she looked and how
she came into the and I know that it's hard
for her husband already going through this mentally seeing your
wife deep decline decline and he always is very polished,
tucked in belt kind of thing. Yeah, but she can
barely worry.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
He's a band you know what I mean exactly. Men
are not getting in there.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
And that's what I'm saying. Like if I it was
the first time that I smelled something and I saw
something on it, I would just say that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
The daughter, you know her, her scalp looks a little ear.
It could be a ton of things, but I would
get whoever's bathing her. I don't know if you do
her hair, really get in there and scrub it out,
and then maybe check other areas, because I just know
as a hairdresser, if you've got scalp irritation sometimes else
you could have a skin irritation on your bin.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Right, yeah, because I want to be nice, it does.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I think we should wrap this up and she call
my exterminator and we're gonna the vole.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Has one one that way, the other one that way,
and now they're hooked up in your bush or maybe
they're in your car. Oh that fucker went near my car.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
They're better not be near my bush.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
They're better not be. They better not be. Better come
to mouss of Studios in the Face Lab and get
that bush taken care of.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
That's right, all right, cougars, listen. Make sure you check
us out on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
TikTok. I mean we're pretty much everywhere.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
We're everywhere. I like holding the mic. I feel like
we're like a red carpet and like a vole is
gonna come back. Like, how do you like living in
her garage?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
You know so ladies send us your questions too. I
want truth or Drink questions and cougar confidential questions on Instagram,
Yes or TikTok love its
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Audios
Oh my god, God, Yes, Theo's trying us. People are
trying us. I'm like, I'm ready to, like, you know,
me go to like Jamaica or something.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I had high hopes that being back in the garage
because the last podcast we did, we were like redoing
the garage and we were in my house and we
had the vole issue, right yeah, which I just saw it.
I just saw the vole and I'm standing in the chair, lily,
because we're back in the garage. I already had the
damn exterminator here.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I can't and there's gotta be something you could spray.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I don't know, but well, okay, you bug spray is
not going to take care of that vole.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
That vowl was huge.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It was like a it's a mixture between a mole
and a mouse in your test. It's like, and it's
right behind us. Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Gay date is good day day. It's fine. Everything's fine.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Because last time we talked to you were going out
a gay double date.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Gay double Day, went to the car. It was good.
The gigs are cool. I feel like we're kind of
building our our our gay gang. Okay, and that's that.
But we have some I want to talk about you
like a gay posse. Yeah, like a gay posse.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's like it and cheers the long drink by the way,
because long drink is what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
If you missed it, if Long Drink listens to this episode,
it was just staring at us. What is it? Why
I want something from It's usually they're scared of people.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Does it want long drink?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
We are drinking long drinks.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Long Drink.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I think your thing is a vult muncher. This is horrible.
That's what they called me in high school. Actually, the vulmunch.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I can't believe we're seeing this. I had the exterminator
here yesterday. I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, but I don't think you can exterminate nature, babe,
trust me. And the garage is in a house, and
it's not nature. It's somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And there's any men out there that have a flamethrower?
Can you please come to my house?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It was right there. It's like this.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, let's just get back on track the podcast. Okay,
So gay date was good. Wrap up was good, yet.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Little Sushi Hashi dancy, we know we didn't go which
gay the gay bar that weekend And let me tell
you something there is. But like the gay bar was
crazy because one of the RuPaul's drag race drug stars
were there and they were like insane and it was
like you couldn't walk because it was so fucking crowded.
(02:21):
And to go to the bathroom, I literally was like
shoving people. I'm like, I need to pee and then
I need to get back to my boyfriend because he's
alone with all these gay guys and like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Know, you can't leave Malone. He's so adorable. We love Matthew.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But most importantly, yes, I see some notes over here.
What have you been doing well?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I want to discuss I'm gone hinge like on it,
like you're using it on your phone? No, because I
don't want to deal with another app on my phone.
I don't want to do dating apps. So Savannah and Jeff,
who I work with, she has it on her phone
and they're filling out the application for me. They were
telling me, they was like, you have to help us
fill it out, and they were asking questions. I'm like,
(02:56):
why are there so many questions?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I've just wait. There's a lot of guys because they
got you gotta filter out the ones that don't have
the same interest as you.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I know, but it shouldn't it be just a paragraph. Hi,
I'm Courtney. I like to be outside when there's not mice.
I like to be like near the ocean. Do you
have a beach house?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Do you have a boat?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Are you independently wealthy? And a silver fox? That's all
I need.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
People want to know what you got.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
God, hear me, hear microphone, pick up your microphone. This
this asshole, bowle mouse.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I want to call my exterminator right now.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm doing the podcast over here.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I feel like I should call the exterminator.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Call him right now on the air.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
We're videotaping my.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I do Actually, I can look it up right now.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Let me make sure there's no porn on here.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, look it up right now.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
It's I don't know. It's just Oh my god, I
can't believe it. This is horrible.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
We need to call the exterminator.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Do you want to google it?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Exterminators near me? Germinators near me?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, I don't have that. It's not fancy like it
said near me. It did.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh, I don't know your exterminators near me? Oh, this
is horrible.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
We yes, allow, here we go.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'm gonna put the microphone on me.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Exterminators near me?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
It was behind us, Yes, it was like right behind
I can't. We have to we have to like figure
this out.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
What does he want over here? I don't know, Courtney.
Can we come sit over here? We're in front of
the sign today. I'm not sitting over there.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You take your cell phone. We're gonna How are you
in the app store? She's in the app store.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I don't know your phone is like, all.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You just an app? You just downloaded Pornhub on my phone?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Not I did not?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right, Wait what is it called? You just googled
near me? Exterminator near me? Do you remember the name
of that? Do you remember the name of it?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I do?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
But okay, let's see it is.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh that's just me.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Oh no, none of these, none of these.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh my gosh, it's on my phone and we're using
my phone.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
All right, he's right there, right there, he's right there,
he's right there. Fucker, get out of here. What does
he want? What does he want with us? He keeps coming.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Over there, my exterminator.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Go light this candle over by that, and maybe the
house will burn down. We'll get a two for one. Okay,
all right, you should put something over there. You gotta
spray something.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You got you can't spray something, But I do you
have poison where I need to call the exterminator. I
need to call the exterminator. Should we just finish this podcast?
Because I'm finishing it? But I'm sorry stroke out?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Can we posh it?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm gonna stroke out? I'm literally stroking right now.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Anyway, I'm calling it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Okay, I'm not fully unhinge yet because we're in the
process of filling out the application, which is annoying. They're
gonna fill it out.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I've picked out the photos, Bortney. If I get bit here, let's.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Just finish this podcast. Let's be brave.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
We're only five minutes into this fucking show.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No, it's a little longer. Don't worry. Okay, So anyway,
the hinge thing, I'm a little nervous. So I think
next time our next podcast, we should talk about bad
dates from like apps.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
This is what I think should happen. I think that
you should like get matched, like have them help you match,
and then I think we should like on the pod.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I get we're done.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
You fucking bitch. You saw it come to us too.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh he's fine, fine, okay, we are. We are going
to end this podcast early.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No, no, no, why don't we just sit over here
because it wants to go over there. Let him go over.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
There, Let him go over there. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Should we get our chairs? Get your chair.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I'm not gonna get my chair. I'm gonna just.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Get your chair. Get your chair. We'll sit right here.
If he wants to go over there, mouth you. If
you see him come over the front frontal, then we
know it's Courtney's boobs that he's enticed by. We're really
up close personally, holy ship. Oh my god, look at
you come on and I'm on hinge. Wait look how
(07:09):
hot we look with this natural.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Okay, I'm scared though. This is who I want to
call my exterminator on the air.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, So why don't we do that as a tidbit.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I know, but it's on my phone and we're recording
on my right.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
But we can make it. Oh well, we can get
the phone number afterwards and we can make a TikTok
and then they can go watch it on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Okay, this is.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
So This is what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
We're gonna finish off.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's not coming near us, right, We're gonna let him
go where every wants to. But I want to talk
to you about this.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
We're gonna finish off the exterminator.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
What you are the one that's holy shit? It just
fucking class. Now that we moved, it's gonna climb walls.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Long drink, can you make these stronger?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Okay, listen, the man I'm looking for would take care
of the mice. Okay, I'm single, I'm on Hinge, and
one of the things I said is acts of service.
For me, my love language is acts of service, which
means kill mice. Yes, fix things, and rub my feet.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Those are the only three.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Things I need.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh you're a foot rubber.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
No, I've never dated a guy that would rub my feet.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Never.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh that's hot. You get a little lotion potion.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I need somebody who's gonna rub my feet.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No, we're good, we're good. We're safe here, we're out
in the open. They wouldn't do that to us here.
So I think what you should happen, though, is you
should get some numbers from Hinge and we should call
them on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I would absolutely do that with you. I will call
them on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Why not be like, hey, listen, like this is part
of my life.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
So I'm up there now. Well it's not officially up
on Hinge yet, but we're working on it because Jeff
and Savannah, who I work with, Like I said, they're
filling out the whole application and putting in the photos
and all of that.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, I've heard this though. You gotta do it because.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm gonna do it there. I have no choice. It's
on Savannah's phone. She's married. She had to get her
husband's approval to put a dating app on her phone.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Well, that's so that she could do it all for me.
So she's doing it all for.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Thank you, Savannah for helping out my girl. Or is
it it's actually that's her girl. Because you guys knew
each other before me. How long have you and Savana
known each.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Other for a little bit longer than you? Not much though,
like a year before you.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I met you last summer.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay, yeah, she's been with us for like three years before. Yeah,
so I've known her a little longer. My favorite game.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Okay, good good. You can't take that from me, babe,
that's right. Okay, So what was I gonna say to you?
Let's just move on to the next you get out
of my house? Is it still there?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It was right there?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Oh so while we were recording this part, so his
brother or the hookup was okay, he was a bigger
guy too, and he's he's smaller. You get out, you
get out. He's ballsy. He's looking at me. Look at him.
He's ballsy. He looks me in the eye. Listen, we'll
play bigger dick all day long.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Okay, you might win. Do you mind next time we
just go in my house.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
This is your home. You in me where you want it.
If you want to do this in your back the deck,
we should do in your bathroom, in the bathtob that'd
be hot.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Totally in okay.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Anyway, So what's our next topic?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Okay, that's it. Let's just move on to Cougar Confidential.
I'm gonna Cougar Confidential.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Which is Cougar's. All you have to do is send
us questions. You can send us your questions on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Instagram. I just blacked out.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
TikTok.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
We have some really juicy do we good?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
All right, give us the questions.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Okay, so we have we have six? Actually, do you
want we'll just do two or three?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Two?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I want to get the hell out of here, all right?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
My boss is flirting with me? Or am I delusional?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh? Sexy?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Her boss compliments her outfit, so she's kind of like,
I don't want to read her name, so it's gonna
say whatever, remembers everything she says, and finds reasons to
work late. I'm flattered, but confused. Is he into me
or just a super attentive manager? I think that what
(11:05):
are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Saying? It's behind my toolbox?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Courtney? What the fuck is? Why are they coming near us?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
It went here?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I know, yes, it did.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It went here?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yes, okay, holy ship?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Are they like supersonic?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I don't know, but I feel like we should call
my exed.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, just went out.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
He just went out. He just went out.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean, do you need a cat? Get a cat?
Are you allergic?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Get a cat? They'll kill these fuckers. God damn it.
This is actually you know what, though, it's bound to
We have about five thousand of these episodes. One of
them is bound to be a little wild.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, all right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Have you heard anything, I said, yeah, because her boss
is making out with her at the water fountain.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Not he's actually complimenting her. He's interested in find reasons
to work late together. Like listen, finding reasons to work
late together. To me, that's flirting if that's there. If
that wasn't in there, I'd say he's just a good boss.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
He's a good bosing, but he might want to see
your boobies and your tata.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Do you like him? It's the question. If you like him,
work late.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
If he's hot, yeah, work late and see what kind
of things he needs.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Whatever happens to happen.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, whatever happens happens. To take it from experience, she's
really She says that a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I haven't worked late with any bosses though, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I feel like it was just me. I can see you, all.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Right, So what's the next question? This is great again.
I'm singling on. If there's a man out there that
can come get.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
These Listen, she's hot, and we'll hide a vole somewhere
on her body, and you gotta find out.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I don't care, just kill it.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Ghosted my friend's wedding and she wants to reconnect.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh, she ghosted the friends, she ghosted her.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I ghosted my best friend's wedding over drawm involving the
groom hitting on me a year earlier. Now my friend
wants to meet up for coffee, actingly nothing happened. Should
I come come clean or let sleeping dogs lie? Should
I come with? Okay? So this is what I'm gathering
from it, because like I'm like some my brain's not
working today. She has a friend. She went to a
(13:11):
wedding or don't. She was invited to her best friend's wedding,
didn't go because the groom was hitting on her.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Wait, last time we did this, there was one where
the groom was hitting the memory.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
No, the best friend was time married, something like that.
But she didn't go to the wedding because she's like,
I'm not going to the wedding the groom hit on me.
She didn't tell her friend. But her friend wants to reconnect.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Don't reconnect. Don't heat dumb friend, because if you were
a true friend, you would have told her before she
got married that her husband was her now yes, and
was hitting on you.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
But with that kind of pressure, would you tell something
has that ever happened to you, like where another friend's
partner hit on you.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
No, And if that happened, I would tell my friend.
I would say, your partner hit on me, do not
marry this person. If she cut me off, I'm okay
with that. I'm saving her from like divorce.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
In like a year, my best friend's ex boyfriend showed
me his we wi and I told her right away,
I swear to God.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And so did she think? Well, if he showed you
his we.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Wi, was he by no, we definitely think he was.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, okay, but she didn't know that. She thought he
was straight.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Well, some things started adding up and they're not together today.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay, all right, interesting, do you want to do truth
or drink?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Let's do truth or drink? I do.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I've got the questions and we can just answer mine
other O. Yeah, have them.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Okay, Oh, this is horrible.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
What animal do you think mostly resembles me?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I'm gonna go with them. Vol How about you? What
do you think of don't be a batch?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
For some reason, Koala comes to mind, like a cute
little Koala?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Does he look like a little which by the way, Courtney,
like I am gonna sound a little conceded. Right now,
I look really hello good today.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I think we should do it up close like this
for now. I like it look good and we can
still see.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I'm Cougarden three pounds away from the lowest I've been
in ye Oh my god, I was three hundred and
twenty five pounds.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I was so much total loss.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I can't do math like that.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Because he does.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You do look like you've lost a lot of weight.
Have But we can we wait? Sixty pounds since you
and I met No no, no, no, no, no no,
because that's not now.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I've lost since I've met you. I've probably lost fifty forty.
Oh well, if you think about it, I was three
hundred pounds around the time that I met her.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I would have remember noticed forty, but maybe not.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well, you look for me.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
But I tell you what I would have noticed today
if we didn't have this whole like mouse or vole situation.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, I've been working out a lot and eating healthy,
eating a lot of Matthew and that's been really good
for the digestive.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
System because he's tiny.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Actually, and why does Matthew look so jacked? You look
like you've lost a lot of weight, and you look
like you've gained a ton of muscle.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah yeah, he yes, especially that right arm. He really
works out a.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Lot, Okay for me, Okay, anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Anyway, it's gonna get that.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
At your right arm, nice and and jacked.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
What's the first thing you told your friends about me?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
About you? Yeah? Okay, So first of all, I'm gonna
say it with my because my mom and me that
was like our thing to listen to you. So like
I was like, Mom, You're not gonna believe it. I
just had a meeting with Courtney and whatever the case is,
and I'm gonna do her hair, and like I'm freaking
out because our first meeting roo where we met in
my old dad.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I was so nervous and I was like I couldn't
believe it. And my Mom's like, she is gonna love
you because you're gay and you're fun and da dah
da da dah. This is so cool. So I told
my mom and I was really excited to meet you.
And then afterwards I was so pleasantly surprised about your personality.
I I didn't know what to expect from you. I
thought I was gonna expect you to be more of
like into like pop culture, like really hardcore, but like
(16:51):
you're very like you're very like normal with that. And
then also like you're very adventurous and fun and you're
funny and you're a great host. You're all these things.
So like you blew my socks off. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So the first thing I tell people about you is.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh, the first thing you tell people. I thought, the
first thing you told about when we met.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, the first thing you tell your friends about me whatever,
however you say, Okay, first thing I say is, oh,
my god, you're gonna love him.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
He is the best guy ever.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Like I don't even I could expand on it, but
the like, how's Miles.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
You do a podcast with Miles?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
What does he like?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I go, oh my god, you have to meet him.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
We have fun. I know. It's just like and like
I don't like to have dis I was just talking
about this. I don't like to have dis genuine relationships anymore.
And like even though like we only see each other
on Wednesdays when we're doing this, like I wouldn't do
it if I didn't have fun with.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You, I agree, And I feel like like I tell
everybody he's so fun and funny and like.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Normal, you're sweet? Yeah, normal, I mean crazy crazy?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
And I tell him I said, if Miles and Matthew
came over and we had cocktails and they wanted to
have a slumber party, it would be the best night.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Did that?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I know? I just think it would be so much fun.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah, anyway, all right, and they'll like each other.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Hi, we do? Okay, you were Okay? How about this?
I don't know why I wrote this one down?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Is that the last one?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
No? Yeah, where's the what? How long? What's the longest
you've gone without showering? And you weren't camping?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Fuck?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I don't know where I come up with these questions.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I thought I saw something Do you sleep with the
stuffed animal? And like bit here too your night send
in the middle?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, which one do you want to answer? We'll answer, well,
poor stuffed animal.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well, don't sleep with stuff animal. But I put a
pillow between my legs when I sleep on the side.
I don't like my knees to touch.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Okay. Is there a reason why you don't like your
niece to touch?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I just don't like it, Okay. I like the feeling
by the.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Way it opens, up your spine and it's actually really
good for you, so you you could it is good
to sleep with that.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I like that your legs, I like that, and I
like my my I put my pillow up like this
and I put my neck on the back of it. Okay,
so then it goes like this, Yeah, it is perfect.
And then the longest I've gone with that jowing honestly,
like when I'm sick, I like to shower a lot,
so it's not without but like maybe like you went
out on a Saturday, yeah night, you wake up the
(19:04):
next morning, you're so fucking exhausted, you're hungover. The thought
of water hitting your body is gonna make you vomit.
So probably like a day and a half, okay, day
like sometime, just like I want to change my pajamas.
I'm going to bed and we're gonna change the sheets.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Anyways, on a Monday, so okay, so Monday's you're how
about you. I'm gonna say twenty four hours. I don't
know if I get I don't know if I could
do more than like twenty four hours. It's like twenty
four hours, and that it has to be just because
I was out with my friends all day or we
were paddleboarding or boating.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
You're exhausted.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You guys just want to go done. I mean, that's it.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
But I do feel like lady bits need to be
washed more than men bits because that's a lot of
there's a lot of fops and folds. There's a lot
of things to hide behind. My god, So that's why
I'm like, yeah, it's cleaner. You guys are lucky. You
guys have those freaking wipes that. Yeah, there's wipe and
there's adult.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Wipes, So for adults too.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Did you know that that's if you're gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
No, there's adult shower wipes for like like oh like
older people or elderly people that can't get the shower
and you don't.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Have to rent it off. I need advice, tell oh,
tell me, ask me. This is actually kind of sad.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
No, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I'm gonna help you out because it's because I and
a lot of people don't know this. Actually care for
a woman who's ninety four years old, I did. She
wanted to go to the Olive Garden, so I brought
her to the Olive Garden. And she's just a long
time like friend, slashing neighbor of mine. But she's ninety four,
so okay, I picked up her laundry and did it today.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I do her laundry once a week.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Youst a picture where she's really cute, doable. Oh my god,
you got her the cake? Yes, I remember I saw
the picture. Did you get breadsticks off guard?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Oh? Yeah, she wanted breadsticks, She got the chicken parmesan,
she got everything.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Oh, I would growled her right and with that.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
The only thing I wasn't expecting is that she needed
to go to the lady's room. It's not a big deal,
but just a shout out to Olive Garden. I had
to bring her into the lady's room she's in a wheelchair,
and bring her into the handicap and help her go
to the bathroom. That was fine, but I think Olive
Garden should make their doors a litle wider because it
was hard to get her actually in the doorstead and
(21:03):
after room with the wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Okay, good for you. Ask me, that was really sweet.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
That you did that, Not that sweet?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Kill these before or after you ate though before I know,
I know you really love her. She's a sweetheart. Though
I know your history. Ask me all right. So basically,
I have a client and she is a total sweetheart.
I do her. Okay, let me keep it big. I'm
not going to tell you anything about the family. I
wanting to tell you anything. But she's an older woman
and she has had a really tough two years older
(21:28):
like me, because I've had a tough Oh you're not older, okay, No, no, no,
you're just like you're just hotter.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
My age.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
No no, no, she's.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Okay, late sies maybe early eighties. This is my wheelhouse.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
She comes up with her husband and she's really she
had an accident where she fell and it kind of,
you know, just kind of escalates. So and she was
someone that when she first came in, like the sunglasses
of the purse, like she wanted to like look, feel,
smell good, all these things. And now about a year
and a half into all these she just got diagnosed
with something and whatever. But the last time she came in,
(22:04):
she kind of had an odor about herself and she
had ear wax in her ear. Okay, she just seemed
very disheveled, her scalp seemed very irritated. And that stuff
doesn't gross me out. Like I know her and I
know she's going through a lot and health wise and
things like that, but I feel like it's hard. I
don't think her husband adores her, like literally will die
on the ground that she walks on, like loves is
(22:24):
not even a saying, Diane, the ground that she walks on, fine,
the walks whatever, so she I don't think he's older too,
a lot more movement, but I feel like it's hard
for him to like bathe her correctly. And I know
the daughter, Oh you do know the daughter say something.
I also do the client that's she's one of my clients.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Too, that I would, I would would you talk to
the daughters, Hey, listen, I did your mom's hair. I
noticed that she's got and I didn't want to bring
it up to her. I don't want to stress your
mom out, but she's got some scalp issues going on.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Super easy to correct.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I think you know what I mean, Like it would
make your mom put But That's where I'm going with it.
So if you would, just like if you would make
sure wherever your mom is or whoever's bathing or to
really get in there and get the scalp going. And
I don't know, say something like you know an indication.
I don't know how the rest of her skin looks,
but the scalp is maybe the last place where it goes.
(23:17):
So she may be having some skin issues that you
don't know about. So make sure that when bathing her,
make sure they like, get her scalp really good, give
her a massage, get it nice and clean at least
like three times a week. And that's part of her skin,
so the rest you might want to check her body too.
Just knowing, just being a hairdresser, I know that if
you have scalp issues, you could have.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Other skin issues. Yeah, okay, all right. I like that
because I really feel for her, and I know that
she really took part in how she looked and how
she came into the and I know that it's hard
for her husband already going through this mentally seeing your
wife deep decline decline and he always is very polished,
tucked in belt kind of thing. Yeah, but she can
barely worry.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
He's a band you know what I mean exactly. Men
are not getting in there.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
And that's what I'm saying. Like if I it was
the first time that I smelled something and I saw
something on it, I would just say that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
The daughter, you know her, her scalp looks a little ear.
It could be a ton of things, but I would
get whoever's bathing her. I don't know if you do
her hair, really get in there and scrub it out,
and then maybe check other areas, because I just know
as a hairdresser, if you've got scalp irritation sometimes else
you could have a skin irritation on your bin.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Right, yeah, because I want to be nice, it does.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I think we should wrap this up and she call
my exterminator and we're gonna the vole.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Has one one that way, the other one that way,
and now they're hooked up in your bush or maybe
they're in your car. Oh that fucker went near my car.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
They're better not be near my bush.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
They're better not be. They better not be. Better come
to mouss of Studios in the Face Lab and get
that bush taken care of.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
That's right, all right, cougars, listen. Make sure you check
us out on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
TikTok. I mean we're pretty much everywhere.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
We're everywhere. I like holding the mic. I feel like
we're like a red carpet and like a vole is
gonna come back. Like, how do you like living in
her garage?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
You know so ladies send us your questions too. I
want truth or Drink questions and cougar confidential questions on Instagram,
Yes or TikTok love its
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