15: Sun of the Sauce, Moon of our Box

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Hey everybody, welcome back. Hello, welcome.
Hello, how was your Mother's Day?
Shit I don't. Know what the fuck I'm trying to
do? That is not it.
Hello, welcome back. It's another unhinged episode.
Of the sauce boxed, yes, You know you love it.

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We fucking love it. You're the sauce boxed.
I even got our name wrong. She's what?
We're just, you guys know what I'm.
Fine. It's fine.
Everything's fine. You're fine.
I'm fine. Everything's fine.
You're fine. It's all.
Good. You know so anyways.
Exactly, couldn't have said it better myself.

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Oh my gosh. OK, so we are recording this on
Monday. Yesterday was Mother's Day.
Happy Mother's Day to the mothers out there.
Yes, yes, yes. And I do want to do a little
shout out because my beautiful daughter turns 21 the day that
this episode airs. So happy birthday baby.
Yes, and, and, and this is our golden episode.

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It is episode 15, which will airon the 15th.
Oh. Look at that I.
Know she's got so big. It's just so much so I can
barely contain myself. Oh, I know, it's a good week.
Here and shit yes thank you for listening to us and following us
and we're getting more reviews and follow I just you guys thank

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you so much thank you for helping the algorithm out
helping us reach more peoples. Indeed, indeed.
So I just want to say that Piperhad asked me my oldest.
She asked me what I wanted to dofor Mother's Day and I was like
surfing different events happening around randomly, not

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even looking for anything particular.
I don't even know what I was doing, to be honest, seeing what
was out there to be seen. Oh no, that's what it was.
I was looking up this concert, still woozy that we're going to
Friday because that's what Piperwants to do for her birthday.
And so we're going to that concert.
And so I got online to pay for it and I saw through E Ticks.
They also had tickets for Foam Wonderland and I was like,

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Piper, I want to go to Foam Wonderland for Mother's Day.
That's why you guys went OK. So Foam Wonderland was Saturday
Day before Mother's Day, and Piper was like, really, That's
what you want to do? I was like, yeah.
And so those of you who don't know, it apparently is like a
rave. I guess.
I don't know. I've never been to a rave in my

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life, which is weird because I grew up in the era of raves.
So that's. Just that is surprising to hear.
So this was my first rave and itwas also pipers first rave but
it was so fucking good and the artists were amazing.
It was like the vibe, the people, it was you guys so much
fun. I'll post pictures of my outfit
so you guys can see what I wore.Both looked fabulous.

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Thank you. So yeah.
Anyway. So yeah, big week, Mother's Day
foam Wonderland, which was a fucking amazing.
I made friends with so many random people.
It's just. Surprising.
You're like the golden retrieverof people.
It was absolutely my vibe. Friend, friend, friend.
Yes, dude, I was just like so many times.
I was like, how are you feeling?I'm like dude, I'm so fucking
happy. Like my heart and soul are just

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so fucking happy right now. Like, oh, I love this so much.
Like just the vibe of being around all those people and the
music and the bubbles and all the colors and just like there's
so many different body types and, and sexualities and just
people just, it was like a fucking, I don't know, dude.
It was just like, oh, it was so fucking great.

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And everybody was just in such agood mood and like giving gifts.
We got invited to parties. It was just, Oh my God, I, I
really, I need to go to these. More why the like rave culture
is so big? Because people are usually super
friendly and just want to be kind to everybody while having a
good time. Yes, well, and I know like
there's like the stereotype of everybody's on like Molly or

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ecstasy and high or whatever, but that was like not even the
case. I'm like, yeah, there was
probably people high, I'm sure definitely people smoking weed,
you know, and people drinking orwhatever.
But it was not like, it wasn't like a weird gross vibe like
that. It was just very much like
everybody. Just fun, dance and feel good.
Yes. And it was so fucking fun.
It was so fun. And there were all sorts of age

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groups there. There were people older than me
there. There are people obviously much,
much younger than me there. And it was 16 and over, I think.
And so it was like a lot of music.
Knows no age. It was so much fun and honestly,
this is something that I want totry to do like throughout the
summer. So if there are more happening
around my area or you've been like nearby, I will.

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I want to go eat it in my life and I had no idea that I was
missing this in my life. There's so much.
Fun. I haven't gone to one in like 10
years. I think it being outside though
was what I never been to 1 outside.
It was I loved it. It was being outside with all

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those people felt fucking great.So like you weren't all sweaty
or anything, you know what I mean?
And it just highly recommend I best Mother's Day ever.
That's good. I'm glad you had such a good
time. I really did.
It was, it was fucking amazing. So that was my Mother's Day.
And yeah, it was, it was good. So yeah, this is this has been

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very, very exciting, you know, and now we've got Piper turning
21 on the 15th or today when this airs and going to be going
out to the bars with her this weekend, which will be very fun.
Her and her friends, I don't know why they want me to go with
them, but I'm flattered. So that'll be cool.
Maybe we can even get Samara to come out for a drink.
Yeah, I mean, it's not every dayif my niece turns 21.

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Thank you exactly. Even though Sydney isn't into
alcohol when she turns 21, I'll happily go out with her, too.
Uh huh. She's still a couple years away
from that, but she is, you know,Yeah, when the time comes.
Good, good. I'm so happy to hear you say
that. I love that.
Yeah, Would you? Have you heard, Have you heard
of Base Canyon? No, it's basically what you went

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to. But at the Gorge it's it's a
fucking huge, huge thing. I have a bunch of old friends
from my hometown. Dude, concerts.
In the Gorge are fucking amazing.
Chris Stapleton. So good.
But the thing with Bass Canyon, though, is because it's a it's a

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full weekend thing, their tickets are a lot more
expensive. Like the general admission that
I'm looking at right now is. 366holy fuck man.
That's just general admission. But that's with camping though
too. I.
Don't know if it's it just says general admission.
Access to all three days of baseCanyon.

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Experience your dream music lineup, Amphitheatre re entry
all weekend long. Enter campgrounds.
So it includes camping I guess. No, it says camp camping pass
required. Wait, so it's like 300 and
something and that's you don't even.
It's for all three days. I mean, that's still.
But you don't, and it doesn't look like you can just get a

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ticket for one day from what I'mlooking at.
But either way, that's somethingto look into that would.
Still be really fun, but I want to go to that by myself.
It's in 94 days, 20 hours, 53 minutes.
What what day they have a countdown can.
You just tell me. The day.
So I'll just map it in my head. It's three months from now.
It's August. Oh my God, it's going to be hot

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as fuck. Yeah, probably.
I I saw a date somewhere. August 15th to the 17th.
I bet that would be. You could start squirreling away
some money. Yeah, no, I know I can start
squirreling money, but I'm not going to go by myself.
I might be good at making friends, but I'm not going to go
to a fucking festival by yourself.

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By myself. And nobody I know is into that
so. I would go for a day, but I
wouldn't go for a whole weekend.No, I don't want to go for the
whole weekend either. So anyways you guys before we
started recording we were talking about sleep token and.
How I'm utterly and unequivocally obsessed.
Unequivocally, unequivocally. Unequivocally, I think whatever,

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but yeah, irrevocably. There you go.
Irresponsibly. How many more I words can we
come up with? Yeah, Anyway.
Irritatingly, yeah, their their new album Even in Arcadia came
out May 9th and I listen to thatalbum as soon as it came out for

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in our time zone at like 9. Listened to the whole thing
before I went to bed on the 10th.
I listened to it probably 3 or 4times and yeah, that's crazy.
Fucking obsessed. Goddammit.
They are my perfect band. I love them so much.
No, they're really good. I've listened to some of their
songs. Some of their stuff is like
super fucking hot. Yeah, yeah, very sexy.

(09:29):
Slide that shit in. You're like, whoa, why am I kind
of hot right now? I know I'm like listening to
them. I'm like, OK, I can get along
with this vibe. I'm digging this or whatever,
listening to the lyrics and thenI start to hear a few.
I'm like holy fun. I'm like.
Says something about a good girland he's like huh, what?
I would say it again. What?
Hold on. What are we talking about?
Rewind. Yeah, No.
Listen to the lyrics of some of the songs.

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I'm like, God damn, these are like you Like, what were you?
What are you guys just saying? They were like baby making
music. Or something.
That sleep token is going to be responsible for the next baby
boom because I got some songs not even just on this album, but
on their well, I think on all oftheir albums there's some
there's at least one or two songs and it's like, oh, not not

(10:13):
fucked to this baby making music.
It's dangerous. It's really it's.
Yeah, yeah. God bless my boyfriend for
listening to me fucking talk about them all the goddamn time.
You're a real troop trooper and he'll even, he'll tell anyone

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that when I listen to music, I Ijust listen to songs.
I don't listen to full albums, but I I've listened to all of
full all albums. Sleep Token.
Yeah. Especially this one.
Just, oh Lord. Yeah, I listen to their.
OK, I listen to their latest album Saturday Morning.

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Yeah, the whole thing. Yeah, yeah.
So I just played it and was listening to it because I
listened to their other stuff. And so then I was like, OK, I'm
going to listen to this album now.
And so I listened to that and I was like, yeah, OK, this is
actually was that. Oh, I guess that would have been
the day that it came out. Yeah, yeah, So yeah, I listened
to that all Saturday morning andjust like, yeah, there's some
songs on there. It's very, yeah, very sexy.

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You know, I obviously I like anything that's sexy so but
their voices and just the music though too also are just so
unique and comforting and exciting and just like evoke so
many different emotions. It's just wild.
Yeah, that's just another thing why I love them so much, because
there's such a range of emotions.

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Their lyrics are amazing. And then you think of or you
listen to all the different layers of the different
instruments that they have and everything that's going on.
It's just amazing. And so it there's four people in
Sleep Token and then you go by Vessel 1-2 and three.
So Vessel is like the composer and he does a lot of the lyrics,

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if not all of them. And then 2 is the drummer, but
they're really the Sleep Token. And then three and four are like
just the touring members. So I think it's a guitarist and
a a bassist, but it's Sleep token and two do everything

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that's impressive. And if you look through like say
on Spotify, it just because it'll show you who's the
composer and like who everyone that's worked on it, it's always
Vessel and they say Vessel too, but it's just Vessel and two.
Yeah, yeah. So I'm like two people are
coming up with all of this shit.It's so impressive.
It's really kind of like us. I know.

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Yeah, it's so totally comparable.
Absolutely. We're going to blow up any day
now. Waiting on it.
It's going to happen, dude. It's crazy.
No, my love for them, yeah, no, they're they're amazing.
And just their fan following is just absolutely wild.
I mean, they're they're breakingrecords left and right, kicking

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people off the charts. It's fucking wild.
Yeah, they blocked Selena Gomez from being in the like top spot,
I think. She was projected to be like #1
on the Billboard charts when I last looked, they held the top
three spots, but their entire new album has is on like, the
top 100 or something nice. I was like, oh, my boys.

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No, they're, they're amazing. They're amazing.
I love them. And if you don't like them, I
don't want to hear it. Well, you know what?
If you don't like them, you don't have to like them.
Nope. I just don't want to hear it.
So. But you are missing out.
You should give them a shot at least.
I mean, Gavin's not even a huge fan of Vessel's singing voice,
but he loves 2's drumming. Obviously.
He's a drummer. Yeah, so it's it's like he

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actually just broke another drumstick.
He's been breaking like one a month.
Wow, isn't that kind of normal for drummers?
I don't, I guess. I think it's, I mean, he's on an
electric kit. OK, well, that's.
Funny, thank God I couldn't handle listening to him on a an
acoustic set, it'd be so fuckingloud.
Yeah, it would. It already kind of shakes the

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house because of his pedals. Yeah.
That's the thank God it's an electric one.
Oh yeah. So what'd you guys do this
weekend? We used this little fireplace
thing, portable fireplace thing that we got from yeah, I guess

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yes, that we got from one of my Co workers.
We we bought it off of them, setthat ups and sat out on the
little swing and very lowly listened to some chill music.
Oh, I love that. Nice and then played a game
together that what was it calledlike love no deeper the.

(15:02):
Oh, that card game that you toldme about?
Yeah, where you just ask each other different questions.
So we played that for a little while, made some a bomb ass
dinner. I'm not going to take credit,
that was all him. I made us drinks but it was like
a Thai peanut lettuce wrap. Oh Yum oh.
Fuck it was so good. Did you guys?
Learn anything about each other on the game.

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A little bit, yeah. Yeah, we, we drew a couple of
the ACT cards, but we were both really nervous about it for some
reason. So we're like, you know, we're
just going to not touch those quite yet.
That's. So funny.
How long have you guys been together?
Like almost five years. Oh my God, well this is good.

(15:47):
Maybe this will help breakdown some other barriers that you
guys clearly still have up. Well, no one was just like we,
we played it right after we ate dinner.
So we were full and I made us 2 virgin mojito drinks, different
flavors. And so we were just really full.
And one of them, one of the ACT cards was like turn your partner

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on without touching them. And I was like, I don't.
I'm bogged down by chicken rightnow.
Oh my God, I do this. I.
Want that? Yeah, We were like, you know,
let's just, we don't know what'sin there, so let's just not do
that. Right now, yeah.
Yeah. OK, that makes sense.
That's like a you haven't just finished eating a big dinner, so

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you had two big drinks. Yeah.
OK, OK, OK. That sounds fun, but it was, it
was one really good boyfriend, so I can do that.
That would be fun. Really good.
Turn your partner on without touching them.
That sounds fucking fire. I want to do that.
Yeah, and it was really nice because he was like, well, why
don't we just do a couple more cards each?
I like let's not just burn through this entire game tonight

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so we can keep going back to. And I was like, I was like, it's
not because I want to stop, it'sjust I don't want to just blow
through all of this. And it's like, OK, well, I love
that. Me too.
Wonderful. OK, we can do that.
Wait, you actually do this? You want to do it again later.
Yeah, I'm like, Oh my God, I've wanted a guy like you.

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Wow, yeah. That's awesome.
I fucking love that. That sounds like a good, good
time to spend with each other. It was a really good weekend up
until Sunday. Well, but even then, Sunday,
like he made us a nice breakfastand nice stuff and I was
obviously a bit quiet and everything.
So you just, he left me alone, but he'd come in and like, check
on me, see how I was doing, giveme a bunch of hugs and kisses.

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Just as a reminder to you guys, Sunday was Mother's Day.
Our mom passed away a couple years ago, so it's a little bit
hard. And my Mother's Day was also, it
was just very chill and low key,which is kind of what I just I
wanted and needed also. So had a, you know, few moments
where I was looking at pictures of mom and getting a little bit
emotional and a little bit a little bit angry.

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I got I got really angry, you know, So in my in my house, I
have this shelf where I have a. Shrine of Mother, basically.
OK, kind of. But Cheyenne and my Fallon, a
little bit of grandpa is up there.
And then mom, because, you know,we split her in half.
I got angry and I took down someof the decorations and I took

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her box and I was like, I'm so mad at you for dying.
And then I shook the fuck out ofher box.
I was like, I hope you can. Feel that I swear where you are.
And I said I love you. And I put her back, put all the
decorations back. Oh my gosh, that sounds
therapeutic. It was.
I shook her back and forth and then up and down and then it's

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like, okay, put you back. Put your little picture back on
top, moms. Just chilling up there in
heaven, all this desserts shaking all over like what the
hell looks down? Samara is just losing her mind
on her well. I just, I had that idea because
I saw this video of this chick. He was like, whenever I get mad
at my brother for being dead, I take his urn and it's it's just

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a little guy and I just shake the shit out of him so he's
disturbed and he knows and I'm mad that he's gone.
I was like. Oh.
Well, that's it for you, Mom. That seals it.
Your fan has been sealed. Yeah.
Maybe I should try that. Maybe that would be good for me
because I feel like I've still have.
Not really allowed myself to fully grieve mom like I've just

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had so much happen in my life around the time of her getting
sick and then passing that I'm just like if I allow myself to
fully grieve mom, I'm just gonnaI'm gonna fucking fall apart and
I don't know if I can put myselfback together and so I've just.
Kind of been waiting to get on alittle bit.
You know how they slowly let water out of dams?
Or that's what I've. Been doing and that's only
because I don't try to let waterout of the dam it just starts to

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overflow and cracks open. I'm like fuck me OK I guess I'm
doing this like a couple nights ago I think it was middle of
last week. Mom just like came into my mind
and I couldn't stop. I just out of nowhere I'm
sitting in my bed at night like just scrolling through Instagram
or whatever the fuck I was doingand just started sobbing.

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Yeah, like uncontrollably until I was like smothered myself
basically with a pillow and was like get a fucking grip God damn
it. And like was taking some deep
breaths and forced myself to stop crying and basically forced
that damn shut again. I was like, that's all that
that's all that has come out is when it just.
Overflows and I don't feel it right now.

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And I feel it and fight it the entire time until I'm able to
fucking plug it back up and lockit back away.
And then I believe that, yeah, like, I'm just not in a place in
my life. Like I don't feel strong enough
to to deal with my grief. From I don't know if that's
something that you ever do. Yeah, I don't know, but I've had
a lot of shit happen. Yeah, it's been a whirlwind.

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In my life the past couple yearsand I'm just like, I'm walking a
razor's edge. And so I'm just like, you know,
I got to, I'm, I'm struggling toeven like be there in the way
that I need to be there. Yeah, you know what I mean?
So. So inappropriate, but my mind
just pictured you literally walking on a razor's edge and
then your feet slipping and it just sliced in.

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You know, because that's my brain.
And that's how things work over.Here, I mean, that's kind of how
I feel. That's kind of how it feels
sometimes. I definitely feel like I'm just
like balancing me on a fucking razor edge and stuff.
Yeah. So anyways, yeah.
So that's why Sunday would have been rough for for Samara.
Yeah, that's why we didn't record.
But you know we're here, and unless we told you, you wouldn't
have known that anyway. So Yep, exactly.

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So anyways, what are we going totalk about today?
Samara. Zodiac signs, yes, And
horoscopes. You mean horoscopes?
Horoscopes. Yeah, dirty whore.
And I, we're going to both talk about.
Virgo and Pisces because I'm a Virgo.

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And I'm a Pisces. And then I'm going to talk about
Leo and Pisces compatibility because that is our lovely
infamous Jake. We talk about all the.
All the time and then passes andLibra is my boyfriend's a Libra.
Oh, that almost sounds like liberal.

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He's a Libra. Say that real, real clear.
And then I've got some shitty horoscopes for all the signs.
They're real short, but funny. They are funny.
They're short. So oh, it's Bing bang, boom,
bop. I love that.
Well, real quick, like so that'sthat's what I'm going to talk

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about. What?
What are you who? I'm going to be covering talking
about she says she can't fuckingdie.
I'm going to be talking about Virgo and Pisces as well.
We're both basically going to kind of cut up for that
together. And then I'm going to do Virgo,
Virgo because I am always just curious about Virgo, Virgo
compatibility. Plus there's somebody that I

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might possibly be interested in.So you've got a crush.
And then I'm going to talk about, I haven't decided, don't
want to do Virgo Gemini or VirgoScorpio.
I keep going back and forth so. Virgo, I'm surprised you're not
doing Taurus. Yeah, but I know me and Taurus

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get along with a little. Piper's a Taurus.
I know that's. My my first fiance was a Taurus.
Like I I get along phenomenally with Taurus those bulls.
I do. I do.
Of course they're bulls, right? Yeah.
OK. But so Scorpio is our brother
Derek. He's the older of the brothers.
And for Gemini, our cousin Jewelis a Gemini.

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And so I vote Jupe, Jupe, Jupe, Jupe.
You hear that? You just won.
She's like, God damn it, I did like I was going to say you
better pick Gemini Nikki, I can hear you already.
Joel, I got you. I mean, it's it's it's.
Jupiter. How can you not?
Right. I know.
I hope we get her on this show someday, you guys, She's.
She's the best. She's the best.

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I love her. Yes.
I get very excited when I think about her and see her.
Yes. OK.
Anyways, I'm well, giddy just thinking about my cousin.
Is that weird? No, because she I love our
family and. I do.
I love our family too, but the three?
Of us just get along so well. We really.

(24:28):
Do. It's a really nice little
trifecta. It really is.
You got a great threesome. I mean, if the the multiple
years of family weekend picturesof the three of us lined up
flexing wasn't enough, we shouldshare one of those.
We should, Yeah. You guys can all see Jupiter.
Yes, Little Jupe. Jupe.

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Yeah, we should make sure Jupe'sOK with it first.
Nope. I'm sure she will be.
Anyways, yes, that'll be fun. We also need to recreate that.
Like, again. Yeah, because we have, like, one
that we recreated a few years back, I think, but I don't know
where it's at. I'll have to look at my Google
Photos. God knows.
Yeah, I have so many pictures. All right, perfect.
All right, it's settled. So I'm doing Virgo, Virgo, Virgo

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and Gemini. Love it.
All right, all right. OK, so we're first going to talk
about Virgo and Pisces because that is Samara and I she be in
the Pisces, I be in the fishes, bitches, the Virgo.
Wow, I really like that. That was that was good.
That was that was good, sister. Thanks.

(25:33):
I don't try. You don't.
OK, it just comes naturally. Yeah, take that as you will.
Go to our bad. So First off, I just want to
start, I'm going to read just a little bit about Virgo
personality traits and then Pisces personality traits.
And this isn't compatibility at all.
This is just trait, just traits of each of those signs.

(25:53):
OK. Virgo personality traits count
on Virgo to do the right thing. Virgos are known to be organized
and responsible. They prefer things to go a
certain way their way. I mean it's usually the best
way. OK, debatable.
Typically their way is well fought out and they can feel

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stressed when things don't go according to plan.
They are loyal, kind, hard working, and practical.
Virgos may be shy or overly critical of themselves and
others. However, they have patience and
are true friends that will fighton behalf of those that they
love. Now I want to just do a little
sidebar on this because. Can't wait for this.

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Yes, I'm a Virgo, and for those of you who know nothing about
fucking astrology or don't give a fuck, cool.
But they're. It's.
Fun. So the the your sun sign, which
is like Virgo and all that, which most people kind of know
about themselves. That's that's one thing.
But you're, you're rising is howyou present to the world and

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like the part of you that you know feels most genuine.
And for me, I have a Gemini rising, so typical Virgo traits.
Not all of them apply to me. So I just want to say like when
I'm reading this where it says that yes, we are loyal, kind,
hardworking and practical. OK, but not always, not always

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practical. I'm not.
And I'm definitely not fucking shy.
Nope. And I am definitely very
critical of myself. I am my own worst critic and
will probably never live up to my own standards.
It's nice to. Hear you say that aloud, I

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expect, I expect myself to be absolutely fucking perfect, but
I don't expect that of everybodyelse around me.
So I give everybody else so muchmore leeway in for myself.
I can not fail. Yeah.
Now, as far as having patience, you've gotten better.

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Yeah. Yeah.
They say patience is a virtue. Yeah.
It's what I've been trying to cultivate most of my life.
And kind of failing, but you know, I'm trying to do better.
I am very critical though. And I can be critical of other
people, but I try not to be. I try to be pretty, pretty cool
and, and chill and laid back andstuff and very spontaneous.
That's the other thing. So it's like, I do like things

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because it's like, yeah, they can feel stressed out when
things don't go according to plan.
But I'm not that Virgo who planseverything out.
Like, I love spontaneity, you know?
Like I want to be like you. Don't have You don't go on a
trip and have an itinerary for every hour.
No, that sounds like a fucking nightmare.
Are you kidding me? Yeah.
No, I want a very. Loose.

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Itinerary how about we say we'regoing to this destination and
these are two things we want to do while we're there everything
else is how are we feeling todayyou know I'll.
Add to that and say, OK, the loose itinerary, we're going to
go do those things and we're going to go get breakfast, lunch
and dinner. Bitches got to eat.
We're going to make sure we eat.Which is good because I never

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plan eating into anything that I'm doing.
I'm like, because if I get excited about something or
really into it, I'll forget thatI even need to track mind.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm not even hungry.
So unless people say that they're hungry and need to eat,
I will go the whole fucking day eating your.
Joy and enthusiasm with experiencing things is very
childlike in the sense of it's it's full bodied and then you're

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so one track mind about it that it's like, I don't realize that
I'm fucking cold. I don't realize that I haven't
eaten all day. Yeah.
'Cause I'm like, this is so fucking awesome.
Yeah, I never wanted to end. And I don't say that in a bad
way, like you should pay attention to those things, but
it's not super common that people just full on enjoy the

(29:59):
things that they enjoy. And I like to think that my joy
for the things that I'm experiencing is fucking
contagious. Oh, it's.
Palpable. Yeah.
You know, like, yeah, it's infectious, Yeah.
And that's good. So it is.
Good. No, it's great.
Better than good. Right, I will.
I will be the infectious joy andhappiness for those around her
hands raised. Exactly.

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And and the people who are with me can remind me to eat.
Yeah. Perfect.
This is the great reason why we work so well together.
Exactly. OK, so Pisces personality
traits. Now, Samara, you don't have
anything. OK, Yeah.
All right. Pisces live with one foot in the
real world and one in the imagination.
Accurate. Yes, indeed.
Sometimes they'd rather escape entirely into the worlds that

(30:41):
they create. Yes.
Yeah, I I can get on board with that, actually.
Yeah, absolutely. They are natural dreamers and
they are the happiest when theircreativity has an outlet.
Yes. Oh, yeah, I see that you're very
creative for sure. They trust their intuition when
making decisions. Uh, no, I have.

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It's just in like. Learning.
No, I know that I have fucking fantastic intuition, but I
second guess myself and I've been working on it for the last
few years and I don't know why. I doubt it because I know that
my intuition is. Correct.
And that is a thing is like, I have really, really good

(31:25):
intuition and I would second guess myself sometimes,
sometimes and then I would like,fuck, I was right.
But one thing that dad told me that has always stuck with me,
probably the only piece of advice he's ever given that I
was like, that was some solid advice.
He said, Nikki, always listen toyour intuition.
He said a woman's intuition is never wrong.

(31:47):
He was like, you just need to practice and learn to listen to
your intuition. Trust it.
And I always think about that. Well, maybe, I don't know.
I trust it but I don't listen toit I guess.
But I'm getting better. Well, good.
Cuz then cuz I do a lot of introspection and I look back on

(32:08):
different things, I'm like, why is it?
I don't doubt myself in a lot ofthings, but when it comes to
that intuition, I'm like, is it though?
Am I reading into it? And it's like.
Why does this have to be the theone time where you actually
question yourself, right? Stop it.
But I think a lot of times when it comes to listening to our
intuition, what gets in the way of that is what we want versus

(32:31):
what we want to believe. Yeah, You know what I mean?
And. And getting better.
Or, or what is truth and what wewant to believe?
You know, so it's like sometimesyou don't want something to be a
certain way. And so you're like, but am I
reading that right? Is this really accurate?
It might. Even in just situations like I
have a feeling good example, Halloween, I had these three

(32:55):
skulls that it's like a decoration where it's 3 skulls
stacked on top of each other. They're all.
Yeah, yeah, stuck. Together and I had them on a
table that I was carrying outside and I lifted up and I
thought I should take this down like the I should take the
skulls off the table and move them separately and then I went.
I'm sure it's going to be fine. Not even 5 seconds later they

(33:16):
fell off the table and broke. So I have absolutely had that
fucking happen. I have had that happen to me a
number of times where I'm like, you know what?
Fucking listen to yourself Nikki.
Stop being fucking lazy and justtake it off the table and carry
it because when I don't, it fucking breaks or the thing that
I'm worried about happen happensand just fucking listen to your
intuition. If it's saying hey, do this,

(33:37):
it's because it knows what's about to happen.
Yeah, where that comes from up to debate.
That is up for debate. Yeah, for sure.
But I've been working on when that those kind of things
because that's usually where my intuition is in situations, not
necessarily with people anymore because I usually have already a
good read on people. But when that happens, I take a

(34:00):
second and I'm like, OK, remember this.
Your intuition spoke to you and you blatantly ignored it and
this is what happened. You should trust yourself and
make a fucking note in my head. And so it's been getting better
over the. Years.
Good for you. Good for you.
That's smart. Very mindful.
I like that for you. Carry on.

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Their feelings can be hurt easily and it can sting when
they're delusions rub up againstreality.
Wow that's very abrasive. For real.
I was like wow, delusions. That's.
Harsh. That was a word choice.
An accurate one. To be fair, you do love delulu a

(34:45):
lot. Yeah.
Yeah, they're like feelings can be hurt easily.
She's like, yeah, you just hurt them, basically.
Pisces can also be careless at times or easily influenced by
their surroundings. Yeah, my environment plays a big
part in how I feel. Yeah, I have a hard time

(35:06):
changing my environment, and my environment has a big influence
on me. Yeah, it can be challenging for
them to stand up for themselves.Not anymore.
But if you need a shoulder to cry on, I will attest to this.
Pisces will be your best option for love and care.
Absolutely Samaritan fucking listener man.
A phenomenal job since mom has passed in being that shoulder

(35:30):
for me to cry on in that ear forme to talk to because I need
that. I need at least that one person
in my life. And mom was always that person
for me. And I remember texting you and
saying mom usually does this forme and she's gone.
Would you mind? Oh, and I fucking gave it to
you. You did and it was.
It was I. Loved on you so fucking.
Hard you did. It's like it was really I left

(35:52):
feeling really good afterwards and I really I mean sister,
honestly like I appreciated that.
I don't even have the words to tell you how much I appreciated
that because I had a lot of shitI was like carrying and needed
to to let go of so. Even when you texted me a couple
days after that and I was just messaging you too, and it's like

(36:15):
building you up. And even in that you said that
you're starting at teary. Yeah, I might be delusional, but
I know my people. Yes.
And you have a phenomenal heart.You're very kind.
Yeah, it's been trampled a lot. Again, we're sensitive and we're
delusional and. See, that's the thing too is
like I'm very sensitive and I'venoticed like throughout my life

(36:37):
that I used to be very much likeI wear my heart on my sleeve,
right? Like I, I give love, I feel love
so easily and I can fall for somebody so easily and really
just completely open up like there is no pain or hurt in the
world and everybody can be trusted.
You know what I'd be like? It's.

(36:57):
Yeah, I feel that. It's bad.
And so that's how I went throughthe majority of my life.
But I will say that probably thelast 20 years of my life have
absolutely fucking crushed, tornapart, shredded, burned, stomped
on my poor fucking heart, that Ihave now built an Armory and a

(37:19):
fortress around it. And I think there's a Moat in
there. Yeah, probably.
And I am just very skeptical of really opening up and being
vulnerable with anybody anymore because I want I, I don't want
to be hurt. But at the same time, I'm not to
the point where I'm like, OK, well, I'm not going to like let

(37:40):
you in. Like I wrote a poem that kind of
perfectly describes like you. Wrote.
A poem. Yeah, I wrote a poem that kind
of perfectly describes like how I feel with my heart.
Maybe if we have time, I'll readat the end of this.
But yeah. Anyways, so let's go on to Virgo
Pisces compatibility. Do you want to read a little
bit? Show OK, so Pisces and Virgo are
both mutable signs, which means that we are both adaptable and

(38:05):
we're both feminine signs. I feel that I'm on board.
I've been working on embracing it more, do more makeup.
I mean, it's just my eyes, but you know.
It definitely came more into my feminine like in my 20s because
growing up with two brothers, itwas very much a tomboy.
Same. Very, very tomboy.

(38:26):
And I realized I liked pink, butI pushed it off because it was
all girly and I was like, I don't want that.
And now it's like it's. All so bad.
Right. You know, I guess I do actually
want to be feminine sometimes. Yeah, go figure.
You pull it off. Really.
Well, when you do too, you're a fucking knockout.
Thank you. Yeah, question myself a lot when

(38:48):
it comes to that. So absolutely not.
I still ask you for outfit advice, sending you a fuck ton
of pictures. OK, this or this.
Great. OK that with this or this.
Great. OK, those two things with this
or this or this. I love it, I love it.
It's so nice to finally have someone that I actually trust
their fashion sense enough to ask.

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And I trust that you're not justgoing to lie to me to not hurt
my feelings. You'll be honest and you're
going to be nice about it. I do my best.
I do my best and people think I'm a bitch sometimes because of
that because I will be honest with you.
No, that's that is why I go to you.
My ex used to say that he was like, people will say that, that
Nikki's a bitch, but she's got such a big, big heart and she

(39:33):
will tell you the truth if you ask her does this make my
freaking butt look big or whatever.
She's going to tell you yes or no, and she's going to be
straight up with you. She's not going to be a bitch
about it, but she's not going tosugarcoat it either.
And I think it's because I don'tknow how to sugarcoat anything
so. Especially being a Pisces
because we do tend to see the best in people and.

(39:55):
Absolutely. I'm the same way we're.
A bit more gullible than other signs in the Zodiac.
We can't. We'll just believe whatever.
So to have someone that you trust that will be honest with
you is important. And I definitely need that.
Yeah. Like, I don't want just.
I don't want someone to just be like you.
Don't want lip service? No, not that kind.

(40:16):
Yeah, I like the slow buffer. Okay, it's a nice balance for
me. Where was I and I'm just
thinking lip service and now I'mthinking about sleep token.
My God, it's a spiral up here. Geez.

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So astrologically speaking, the sign opposite of yours on the
Zodiac will wheel is usually someone that you'll feel very
compatible with. You and I, Pisces, Virgo are on
opposite sides of that wheel. So I definitely feel incredibly
comfortable with you. Yeah, same.

(40:57):
So there's a a strong balancing force of opposites in there.
No, I think we have a beautiful,We have a.
Beautiful like balance between us.
It's so fucking perfect. I really do love it Yeah.
This this article has a quote that says you each have a
distinct role, but you you're A tag team too with an opposite

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sign. You're challenged to grow as a
person and take responsibility for your part in the
relationship. And it's like we just even with
the podcast, we tag team very, very well.
And when one of us isn't able todo something, the other one
picks up the slack. But it's never, it's never one
sided. No, no, it's.
It's beautiful. It is.

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It works really well. Look.
At us, so this duo can feel likea fantasy of an ideal
relationship manifested on Earth.
We balance out each other's characteristics with Pisces
helping Virgo to relax a little bit, which they need, and Virgo
helping Pisces to be able to actually act out a lot of things

(42:04):
that they think about doing. How do we have a podcast, Nikki?
Because you made it happen and Ikind of bleed.
You into it and it was somethingthat I was thinking about, but
it would have never done by myself.
You made it happen. Look at that.
I know facts. I'm like, I want a podcast.
I want to do it with somebody who I'm doing it with my sister.

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What's going to fight me right now?
But it's happening. It's happening.
And now look at you. Look it up.
Look at us. Fucking beautiful.
OK, so I have a little bit to add to that.
So we have Virgo, Pisces friendship compatibility.
We are BFF material fucking A. We are obviously they know what

(42:49):
makes the other one tick. Pisces will bring creativity and
emotional support to Virgo. Well, Virgo will bring a much
needed sense of stability and purpose.
Yeah. Wow, look at that a bit over all
over the place. They will have the perfect
balance of structure and fantasy.
Because they're both mutable. This is a low maintenance
friendship. Conflict resolution between them

(43:11):
is easy as well since they know how to compromise.
Together they will inspire and support one another.
God. Compromising is so important in
any relationship, yeah. And we've had, yeah, we've had
disagreements, but they don't even really feel like
disagreements, really. Like we just, I don't know, it's
like. A little hiccup.
Yeah, it's crazy. And I don't know.
And part of me, I'm like, is that because we're sisters?

(43:32):
It's like our signs, like a combination of all that, but we
just have such good fucking chemistry together.
Yeah, I still want to steal Mom's ring from you, but I'm not
gonna. Good, because I will fucking
slaughter your. I mean even though it fit on my
finger and I could wear it but. Hey, bitch.
But you took all her other jewelry.
Fuck off. All her other jewelry?
Yeah, all those other rings. You had the same access.

(43:55):
No, no, no, no, Glenn gave. You access.
I went up there like fucking 10 different times.
Glenn gave you this. You got those rings the day
after you got her soul mates changed you the fucking topic.
OK, Just so you know. All right, she's wrong.
OK. Anyways, moving on.
Love you, soul. Mates, I love you too.
Don't have to be romantic, they can be platonic too.

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We are soul mates. I know and in a Virgo and Pisces
relationship friendship, the these two will finally feel like
they've met a friend who will who not only brings out the best
in them, but helps them learn about themselves and grow as a
result. You do actually have like a
really good way of calling me out on stuff that most people I

(44:37):
think are afraid to call me out on.
And I don't even know if you realize you do it sometimes.
But I, I look at the way you, you react to things and like
your view on different things. And it helps me to kind of maybe
let go of some firmer ideologiesthat I might have, you know what

(44:57):
I mean? And to kind of maybe open up and
see things a little bit differently because I can get
stuck in my way and be like, no,this is the way.
This is how I've always thought about it, blah, blah, blah.
And even though I do have like, I like to consider myself a
pretty open minded person, but Ido have like certain things that
are like hard for me to get past.
And you've helped me with with Savas.
So you and Piper both, to be fair.

(45:18):
But yeah, I know that, yeah. So that's awesome.
That's good to know. So you helped me be a better
person. So Virgo and Pisces will muse
about their visions and goals for the future and help each
other get there. For this reason, they make great
colleagues to look at that with the twins noting the opposite
signs. Don't know who the twins are.

(45:41):
I know they're talk about Gemini.
That's funny that fucking obviously I got you.
Thank God somebody does so with the twins, noting that opposite
science can create a powerful tag team when they come
together, so can Virgo Pisces. Virgo and Pisces make an
excellent team who can collaborate in any setting.

(46:01):
Collaborate. In.
The scene Virgo shines when it comes to detail.
Pisces brings a human touch to the workplace with their empathy
and creativity. For real.
Absolutely. For real.
Oh good. Yeah, not 100% you guys, just so
you know, I might have like gonethrough done all the research
for everything we needed for ourpodcast and and sites and all of

(46:21):
that stuff, all the detail, the not fun stuff, but titles and
summaries and a lot of this other funny shit that you read
is all Samara. Like I will be like, OK, I'm
going through editing the podcast episode and I'm taking
notes for the show summary and then I'm like, OK, Samara, it's
done. Go make it funny.
Here it. Is.
Here's the details. Because I get so caught up in

(46:44):
like, OK, this, this, this, thisand this and this is what
happened that I, I focus on the details of it instead of like
letting any creativity come in as well.
And I'm like, and then by the time I'm done with it, I'm like,
I'm so fucking exhausted. This is all Samara and she's
going to and you fucking flying colors.
Like it's always amazing. I just keep thinking about the
the summary that started. Hear you, hear you, I.

(47:06):
Was like yo-yo yo. Like what the?
Fuck, it's so great. Yeah, we really do complement
each other well because I can doall that stuff, but it's harder
for me to do, you know? We just we feed off each other
so well. Why?
Didn't we do this earlier? Potential challenges will arise

(47:29):
because they have different working styles.
Virgo, being more structured, may clash with Pisces dreaminess
and disorganization. However, their mutable natures
allow them to be innovative and effective.
When they understand what the other can bring to the table,
they create a productive and harmonious workplace.
I think we do a good job of recognizing each other's
strengths and our weaknesses. And it seems like it just so

(47:54):
happens to be that whatever say like my weaknesses is one of
your strengths, vice versa. So it works out and it's nice
that we already kind of recognize that because we are
sisters. We already know each of those
things about. Yeah, it helps it, it works
beautifully with our podcast with our sister relationship.

(48:16):
But just yeah, we we just have we're the life of the party at
Thanksgiving. Oh.
My God, we really are. We're kind of the life of party
anywhere we go. Yeah, I mean, obviously Jupe
helps and Bonnie is always high energy.
Well, not always, but most of the time.
Most of the time, yeah. Yeah, it's it's fun.
I can't do a way of getting people laughing though.
Yes, well, because we don't fucking care.

(48:38):
You know that does help too. I.
Was like, you know what, fuck it, let's have some fun, let's
do this. Overall compatibility.
It might seem that Virgo and Pisces are in disagreement at
first sight. They will find the other
confounding. How could Pisces be so happy?
Go lucky. I do wonder that about.
The delulu if. It is the delulu because

(48:59):
sometimes like, how can you? And I've met another Pisces that
was literally, I'm like, are youever angry?
Are you ever like ever? I'm like, I don't, I'm getting
mad at the fact that you're so happy all the fucking time.
I've met some people like that. How?
Is that even possible? Like what are you faking?
Just be real. Like what do you like?
When you stub your toe. Fuck, I'm like this.

(49:19):
You're fucking not human anyway,so how can or how can Pisces be
so happy go lucky? How can Virgo be so uptight?
I don't think I'm so uptight. Not completely, she says, she
said. So uptight.
I mean, I don't know, am I uptight?
I feel like I can be. Fuck, I hate this.

(49:41):
Anyways, I'm fun. Fuck you.
I'm offended. We've got to get video because
the way that you just kind of like threw your arms across your
chest and kind of pouted, bounced up and down your chair a
little bit, was mad. Please continue.

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However, if they can get past their first impressions of one
another, they will see how well they complement each other.
Once Pisces and Virgo get into their groove they will be
talking nonstop so they should absolutely start a podcast
called The Sauce Box. Oh man, we when we do, yeah.

(50:24):
No, we we can. No, we can talk for hours and
hours and hours. Pisces will offer emotional
support to Virgo. Virgo will lift Pisces up when
they're down. OK, stop.
They will. They also have shared values of
service and wanting to uplift the people their lives, meaning
they're likely to enjoy shared humanitarian pursuits.

(50:45):
Together. They're unstoppable.
Fucking that's right. Yeah.
Never sing that song again. Wings like eagles.
What is wrong with you anyways? This is why she's so awesome.
I don't even know how this random shit comes to your mind.

(51:07):
It just blows me away. Like how does that happen?
I'm kind of envious. But I'm telling you, I think
I've got ADHD. Wow.
Maybe a touch of the tism. I don't know.
I'm a. Touch of the tism I any Boo,
right? Yes, let's not go down that
rabbit hole. We'll save that for another
time. Yeah, I'll just keep hitting you
with random songs and. Come into my market.

(51:30):
All right, so go ahead, Leo. OK, now this is gonna be Pisces.
Leo. Yes, OK for a little Jakey.
Jake. Yes, the infamous Jake that we
keep talking about who takes over, who's been handling our ex
account. It helps with, helps with
research, helps with which that was unexpected.

(51:51):
I never actually expected him todo that, but then he has been
more so yeah, well, he'll be like, what are you guys talking?
About and then he just starts digging.
Yeah, I like that. OK, perfect.
Thank you. I need the help.
Yeah. Love it.
Love it. Don't forget to share with me
too, Jake, but me first. Whatever, it's fine.
Share with both of us, I guess. OK, moving on.

(52:13):
Yeah, Yeah. Wow.
Jinx. So Leo and Pisces, when fire and
water come together, it's no, it's a lot of steam, yeah.
It's a lot of steam. Jeez, it's no telling when one
will overpower the other. Yeah, 'cause sometimes we do.

(52:34):
There are things about him that definitely overpower me.
Vice versa. Anywho, the Leo in question here
would need to be really sensitive for the repair to
work. Leo can easily stomp all over a
Pisces sensitivities without even doing it purposefully.
That has definitely happened. But you know, what really trips

(52:55):
me out is that Jake and I have been friends for around a decade
now. Oh, wow.
Yeah. And we were just talking about
it the other day. We don't even it.
It doesn't seem like it's been that long.
He was just telling me that actually he was like doing the
mouth in his head. When we were talking.
He sent me a voice memo and he was like, wow, that's crazy.
Think about you've known somebody for a decade.

(53:17):
Yeah, it is so weird. I was like, you really are one
of like my best friend because we talk almost every day and I
haven't lived in Oklahoma for 6-7 years now.
Fuck, has it been that long? Somehow crazy haven't seen I've
gone back once after moving to go visit and that was maybe 2

(53:39):
years after I left. But in spite of all that, Jake
and I still talk all the fuckingtime.
That's awesome and I think that is rad as shit.
That is pretty rad. And I, I would say we have both
grown a lot in our in our friendship.
I should fucking hope so after 10 years.
You never know, but just becausethe the whole Leo can kind of

(54:04):
stomp all over Pisces because we're sensitive.
That happened a lot more early on in the friendship, but now
that we've been friends for so long and we know each other so
well, that's definitely changed.Yeah, that's good.
I think that's pretty rare, but it's pretty rare.
So what can make the relationship between Leo and
Pisces strong is that Pisces is a very creative and intuitive

(54:28):
sign, which can be further boosted by Leo's generosity,
regality and loyalty. Very, very loyal friend.
They can be muses for each other.
I absolutely see that. Yeah, we do feed off each other.
Very, very well. Absolutely.
So when it comes to compatibility, Astro Talk does

(54:49):
not believe in me and Jake. Let me just say that OK,
friendship compatibility is rated as about about as good as
I can fucking talk. Take a percentage guess.
Well, you're saying it's really bad, so 19.
Worse 14 what? We have a 14% compatibility rate

(55:11):
when it comes to friendship. Wrong.
Wrong. Maybe it's our our rising signs
or something. So Leo is a fixed sign who has
all the traits of a king. Oh Jake look at you King pop off
and often brings deceit to its eventual demise.

(55:31):
So like a a truth bringer. OK.
Now that was a question. Oh yeah.
Anyway, so Leo and Pisces friendship compatibility God
Samara is therefore unimpressivewhen it comes to the trust that
these signs carry for each other.

(55:51):
Nevertheless, the mistrust is enough to kill the hopes of a
Leo Pisces friendship. I don't.
Think so? OK, well, maybe this isn't the
right one for you guys. You know, I guess there's,
there's two sides to every coin and this coin, just this side of
the coin just happens to be fucking wrong.
Yeah, just happens to fucking hate Pisces and Leo.
Together, apparently, I guess our communication apparently is

(56:14):
like 50%. That's crazy.
The whole thing is just not good. 50% is the highest.
This this site rates us, Jake. Oh, no.
So talking about communication compatibility, they get fed up
with each other's problems afterbeing exposed to completely
contrasting traits for a stretched period of time.

(56:40):
Is that accurate? Sometimes I think, oh, that's,
that's funny. Wow.
You know, we're just gonna, we're not gonna agree with that,
Hon. Jake.
Oh, Jake, I did find one that says Leo loves the Piscean way
of looking at life. Both signs are deeply sensitive
by nature, can grow emotionally through this relationship.
This water and fire sign pairingcan make it work if Pisces

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stands their ground and asserts their needs to.
Yeah, you have to stand your ground with him.
No, not really. We talk about so much nerd shit,
you know? Because we really do.
We do talk about deeper things, but yeah.
I believe you. People just don't believe in US,
Jake. Look at us.
Look at us. Defined odds, defining the

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astrological odds, being best buds.
You guys are best buds too. You guys are so fucking similar
to each other. It's wild.
It's wild. So when you told me he was a
Leo, I was like, what? Really.
That's crazy. Yeah, it's going to be Jake.
Tell me when what time you were born?
About to pull a chart. Let me read your chart.

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Let me see your. I want to find out what your.
Limit and rising are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Let me do that
woo woo girl stuff on you. I'm from apart.
I just real quick, I believe Jake, if there was a hot enough
golf chick, like a muscle mommy golf chick, I got into some

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weird stuff and I was like, hey,lay in the center of this
pentagram on the floor. I'm going to do some weird stuff
that he'd be like, not sure where this is going, but I'm
here for it. OK?
And I want you to, I want you toknow, Jake.
I saw your face though, and I'm pretty sure I nailed it.
And how you would be pretty sure.

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OK, that's funny cuz he was justtelling me that he was, he had
been talking to you and saying it's like between Samara and my
brother, they know me so fuckingwell that if I needed to be
recreated. Did he send you the pictures?
Yeah. But yeah, it's like my sister or

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my brother and Samara know me sowell that if I was to die and I
needed like an AI version of me or they needed to create like an
AI version of me, that between the two of them, it would be
pretty fucking spot on. And then I told Samara, this is
what Jake's saying to me. He says.
Then I told Samara, I want to bejust me but with like a big
Dick, and then sent this really offensive photo.

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And then Samara said, oh, no, no, no, this is how big your
Dick's actually going to be. This dude was wearing a fucking
thong Speedo that literally justit looked like there was a
potato in his his Speedo a potato.
It looked like a fucking like zucchini.

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It has a. Sweet potato.
Just like fucking hanging down between his legs.
Like it. His Dick didn't curl back
between his legs or up by his hip.
No, it just hung down like a third leg.
It was like what the fuck? So then Samara edited the photo
to make the Dick three times longer.
It was. Oh, I think we need that.
Fucking work of art. I think we need to put that on
the on the Instagram. I think is is fucking.

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It's fucking crazy. Yeah, I know.
The the God damn that thing is fucking huge.
It is. Huge.
God, it's scary. It really smells flaccid, but
it's so thick. It's so long.
Oh my God. Oh.
Yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna. My edited version is gonna go

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up. No, I think we need to do a side
by side. We'll do what Jake sent you and
we'll do your edited version. So Jake sent me that picture and
I was like that, but 3 * 3 timesas big.
And then that's when I edited the photo and sent it back to
him. I was like, dude, you're never
going to have sex. You're going to have to be like

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stroking. You're going to have to have
like a threesome so that like you have the one chick that
you're having sex with who can just like fuck the tip of your
Dick. And then you're going to have to
have another chick. They're just stroking part of
your shaft. And then you're going to have to
stroke the other part of your shaft.
Yeah, and the the second chick in the middle is really
important because it needs support, otherwise I might
fucking break. We've really derailed.

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All right, all right, so now we are going to talk about the
compatibility between Virgo and Gemini Jupiter.
Here's looking. At.
So Jupiter is our cousin Jewel. We just call her Jupiter.
It's been a nickname for her since she was a child.
OK, so friendship compatibility.Although Gemini is an air sign

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and Virgo belongs to the Earth, these friends do have lots in
common. Both signs are ruled by the
planet Mercury, conferring high intelligence.
The Gemini Virgo pals love sharing book, film and music
recommendations that we do. I need to update by the way.
These two signs make decisions based on what is logical instead

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of blindly following their hearts, which bodes extremely
well for the Gemini Virgo friendship compatibility.
They rely on common sense more than their guts.
These signs tend to get along well in the workplace because
they are both good at listening and observing, which that did
play really well when we were taking care of mom in that way.
They love to learn and want to do the best job possible.

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Absolutely. They also collaborate very well,
hands down. Absolutely.
Gemini prefers to generate ideaswhile Virgo is great at
implementing them. Again, yes.
Yes. While these signs get along on
the surface level, a deep friendship between them is
uncommon. Virgos are very selective about
the people they allow into theirinner circle.

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Meanwhile, Geminis are going to feel like Virgos are trying to
ruin all of their fun. They are going to clash in more
light hearted social environments like parties.
Now, that I would say is not accurate because I'm not trying
to ruin anybody's fun. Thank you very much.

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I am trying to have all the fun,actually.
Thank you. And let me remind you that my
rising is a Gemini. And I think that's partly why
Jewel and I get along so well, because my rising is the same as
her sun sign. And so we have a lot of those
things in common. So I'm not like a typical Virgo
in that way. Communication compatibility.
Off the charts. Yeah, it really is.

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Yeah, so our, our, our friendship compatibility was
only 32%, but our communication compatibility was 79%.
I know. So Gemini, Virgo duo have their
set differences in communicationdue to various planetary
influences, personal mindsets. However, they will still manage
to make progress in favor of their friendship compatibility
by displaying sensitivity and maturity.

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Although they're great at communicating and having
intellectual conversations, theystill have a hard time trusting
each other. Not true, but we're also
cousins, so we grew up with eachother, so that probably plays a
part. All the trust is there.
We know each other very, very well.
Virgo will start doubting and analyzing everything, and Jim
and I will be inconsistent and flaky.

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You and I will say this about Jewel.
She's not inconsistent or flaky.If she said she's going to be
somewhere, she's going to be there.
Yeah. She she actually woman of her
word. She really is.
Yeah, she really is. Even if she doesn't want to,
she's like, no, unless she's like, really, really, really not
feeling it, then yeah, she's going to be there.
You won't. You won't hear either party say

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my partner won't talk to me. And both these signs love to
talk, whether it's talking aboutthe weather, pillow talk.
We do love talking about sex. Wow.
Favorite topic, am I right? Jewel?
Nudge. Nudge or a debate.
We do like to debate sometimes, too.
Gemini talks to hear themselves speak.

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I do not see that about Jewel. She's no.
She's very quiet. She'll let other people talk.
Take the spotlight. 100 percent,100%.
Virgo talks to express the cold,hard facts.
I mean, yeah, sometimes depends on the topic and when on the
same page and getting along the Gemini Virgo communication
compatibility is exceptional when they are working toward a

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common goal. I mean, our communication is
exceptional, period. Yeah, I'd agree with that.
We're. We we get along really fucking
well and, and it's crazy becauseeven though we grew up with each
other, we didn't actually get really close until it.
Seems like somewhat recently. Yeah, until, I would say Mom

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moved to PL. So when Mom moved there, I think
that's when Jewel and I really started to get like, that's when
something clicked with us and wegot really, really close because
we got along before then. But but when mom, when mom moved
into the same town and then I was, you know, I got to spend
more time with Jewel and stuff as an adult and.

(01:05:48):
Yeah. It seems like, well, my
perception of time is a lot of whack, but around when grandma
and grandpa got down there I think is when you guys really
just it was, it was on another level.
It was before grandma and grandpa moved down.
No, I mean like you guys alreadydid, but some I saw something

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change between you 2 during thattime to where is like it kind of
I guess. Leveled up, Yeah.
Something got deeper. Yeah, I think we just, and I
even remember the moment it happened, Jewel, we were, we
were standing outside the tin snug and it was kind of crappy
weather and we were just standing out there.
We were just out there talking. And then, I don't know, the
conversation just went somewhereand we both opened up and our

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hearts just ran to each other and gave each other a big hug.
And we've been inseparable ever since.
And it's been beautiful, so beautiful.
I love you, Jupiter Jones. Yeah, it's been, it's been
pretty amazing. I will say that the one regret
that me and Jewel have is that she used to live in Vancouver,

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and forever. Away.
And it broke my heart because she would hit me up and be like,
oh, we should get together. Let's try to get together.
And we're only two hours away from each other and we never got
together. And then she wound up moving to
PL. And it just kills me because if
we we think about that, like going back in time, like, Dang,
dude, if we'd have gotten together and actually met up, we

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probably could have like really connected in the way that we're
connected now. And she could have moved and
could have been living here. So amazing.
And it would have been beautiful.
I know Jewel, I'm so sad too. I know I also would have loved
that. I know the fuck, for real.
Could you imagine this podcast with the three of us?

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Just sitting there, just in a triangle, staring and talking
and laughing at each other. So fucking great.
Oh my God, beautiful. Jupe, next time you do come down
to visit, we definitely need to make sure that you come down on
a day or you're here during the day when we do a recording so
that we can have you on the podcast.
OK, OK, OK. All right.
Great. Sounds good.
Love it. Thanks for agreeing.

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I heard it. Yep, I did too.
Cosmically. Same.
I heard it in my soul. I could feel her saying yes,
absolutely, 100%. I totally want to be on there.
Oh, nothing more. Yep, 100%.
I'll be nervous, but I'm going to do it.
I know. All right, you're next.
Who's your other one that you'redoing?
Libra. Libra.
Oh, right. Your boyfriend.

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Boyfriend. Boyfriend.
So let's see. Let's see what the stars have to
say about your compatibility with your boyfriend.
See how accurate it is? I'm curious.
Love compatibility. They say 47%.
Sexual is 45. I disagree, friendship 39% and

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communications 28. What?
That doesn't feel accurate. Oh my God.
OK, so I went and looked at two different sites, Nikki said.
Go to this other site and see what their compatibility, your
compatibility is on there 'causeit's all like romantic, you
know, it got worse than the previous.

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One, it's so much worse. Trust literally couldn't be
lower. It's 1%.
On this site. Oh oh Lord that's pretty funny.
Communication and intellect 5%. What the fuck?

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Emotions 15, Values 60. OK, well, that's something.
Yeah, wow, that was overall compatibility is 50%.
Well, with those lows numbers, yeah, I, I guess the, the, the
one category that was good wouldoverride it all, I guess.
A holy mole, that's one. Hell of a curve, yeah?

(01:09:54):
No shit. Well, that doesn't.
That's crazy. I'm just going to say that
doesn't feel accurate. OK, so there we're going to go
with what I had already had pulled up because this feels
more. Possibly a little bit more
accurate. Yeah, OK, yeah, I love it.
Unless I'm just out here redefining definitions and
breaking stereotypes. Probably my relationship.

(01:10:16):
Probably. Such a Pisces I did an air flick
with. A.
Hair, hair, flick, whatever. Pisces and Libra compatibility.
There isn't a dreamier couple out there than a Libra and a
Pisces. Beg to disagree, Whatever.
Yeah, You know, teach their own Libra.

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Libra. Immediately.
That was mean. I'm sorry.
You guys are dreamy. He's a bitch, Libra.
Leave it then. Do we if you don't?
Have anything nice to say? Fucking shut the fuck up.
Nice way to have your hold yourself accountable, sorry.

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So for the 15th time Libra immediately feels alert.
By Pisces charm I am very germing.
You are really. And Pisces will instantly sense
Libra's strength and admire their beauty.
When two of the most romantic Zodiac signs decide to pair up,
they create enchanted alchemy. That can only happen with this

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bubbly mixture of air and water.Only sometimes is that man
bubbly, but I think that's just more of who he is as a person
than his Zodiac sign. Yeah, many wonder how in an
intellectual air sign Libra, in an intuitive water sign, Pisces
are able to see eye to eye in a partnership.
However, what many people do notknow is that there is a secret

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sauce created by the stars that is serendipitously laced
throughout their sinistry. I like that, right?
That is, that's really nice to see and rise to hear.
My goodness. So there are two benefit
planets, and Libra and Pisces are ruled by both of them.
Libra is ruled by Venus, a plantof love, while Pisces is ruled

(01:12:10):
by Jupiter, the planet of abundance, as well as Neptune,
the planet of dreams. Which why?
Which is why we're so goddamn dreamy.
When a couple is simultaneously ruled by positive planets, it
makes for many joyous, beautifuland fortunate exchanges.
Which I I definitely would agree.

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So Libra and Pisces are from 2 totally different worlds.
Libra lives in the sky like a bird and Pisces lives in the sea
like a fish. We are two fishes there.
There will be days when even they wonder how a burning fish
could ever truly be together. But once caught in each others
nuts of love and accord, they figure out a way to create a

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special world for them both to live in a tranquil place where
Libra and Pisces can be friends,lovers and even soul mates.
Which I think because not to puttoo much of our own shit out
there, but we did have some realbig rough patches.
But now that things have changedand we've both grown, I'm seeing

(01:13:13):
more of that tranquility. I love that coming out in in a.
Relationship too, and it's so fucking great.
I love it, I love it. It makes me so.
Very, very happy for you, too. Yeah.
When we were playing that game or no, not even when we were
playing the game, we were sitting outside in front of that
little fireplace thing, fire pit.

(01:13:34):
And I was just telling him because I was like holding his
arm with my head on his shoulder.
And we were just swinging there with the dogs outside.
And I was just telling him how much I just love this.
And, you know, it's just really nice to have these little
things. And even though we don't get to
see each other very often, whichis weird because we live
together. So that like there's just like

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we even said that this is kind of like our little bubble
sanctuary from everything else because we're both staying up
with what's going on in the world And we have to, we have
that fight of being informed, but not being so informed that.
It affects how you look at the world and your life and your
emotions. Being overwhelmed and just
having this this queer come out in every aspect of our lives.

(01:14:20):
And so he even agreed that it, it does feel like we have
created this little sanctuary bubble at home.
And it's it's getting better. Like we get these little things.
And. Yeah.
I love that, makes me really happy for you.
Yeah, it's really nice to see how much that we have.
We've grown. Yeah, well, and just you
yourself. I mean, I can't speak for Gavin.

(01:14:42):
I'm from what? From the time that I've known
him, he's grown a lot, obviously.
But you, I've known you your whole life and it's really cool
to see you stepping into adulthood and being a grown up
because I feel like you fought it for a while.
Yeah. You know, and so I felt very
behind and I mean, obviously andstuff.

(01:15:04):
Yeah. And obviously the way that you
grew up to played an effect in that, you know, you didn't have
like a lot of those kind of responsibilities that the rest
of us kind of grew up with, you know, so you were you were like
behind the curve a little bit when it came to adulting, but.
Yeah, I definitely just have that.
What is the imposter syndrome? Yeah, I have that a lot.
Really. Kind of adult, still like a kid.

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Yeah, Absolutely. Yeah.
I think I was like 36 when that finally went away.
So you're not alone. Okay that makes me feel better.
I was like, I've got more time. Sometimes I hang around with
other adults my age and I feel like I don't fit in.
Like I'm not like I'm not a grown up.
I don't feel like I should be here.
Like it's so weird. I don't even know how to explain

(01:15:47):
it. It's definitely.
Very much, no. I understand what you're saying.
Yeah, I get that. Like I get that a lot.
Like I feel like I missed out onlike some some step into
adulthood that everybody else took and I would like.
Fucking preach it bro. So just to sum up the.
Is that why we get along so well?

(01:16:08):
Probably. We're both mature and very
immature at the same time, balancing each other out.
So just to close up on the the Libra in Pisces in a
relationship, their bond is one that you can you read about in
fairy tales. Their love for one another grows

(01:16:30):
into something rich and passionate and dreamy and full
of quality. I love the use of quality there.
Yes, while they both vibrate on a different note, when they
combine their melodies, it becomes a beautiful harmony.
For instance, dating a Libra is a constant balancing act of
knowing when to get close and when to pull away.

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However, Pisces is able to use their intuition to know exactly
what Libra needs and wants and needs just at the right time.
That I concur, yeah. Dating a Pisces, meanwhile,
requires a partner who is able to constructively support their
dreams and desires, which can bedifficult when their notations
seem impractical. He does an excellent fucking

(01:17:12):
job. So Libra finds a perfect balance
that productively supports Pisces whims with care intact.
They handle one another in a waythat gives them a safe space to
grow individually and together all at once.
I tell Gavin all the time how good he is at navigating me and

(01:17:33):
I constantly thank him for his almost unwavering patience with
me. He is fantastic.
I love when it comes to when I have a mood swing or I'm just in
a bad mood for whatever reason, or he's irritated the fuck out
of me for whatever stupid reason, because it's usually a
stupid reason, but he just fucking takes it in stride.

(01:17:57):
I'm like, I appreciate it so much because then with that, I
get over it so much faster. And then I'll come back and
apologize if I need to, yeah. That's good.
I love it you guys. To wrap this up, you guys do
great. That's me and my Boo Boo thing.
OK, so the last one that I'm gonna cover is Virgo, Virgo and.

(01:18:19):
Virgo. Virgo.
One because I'm just curious like I love the way that I love
and I want to know if like like another Virgo love the way that
I love, you know, in that way like and what would that be be
just like a fucking inferno, because that would be.
Amazing Inferno. No, that sounds like hell no.

(01:18:40):
But I so I do know a couple Virgos.
So the twins that I grew, I like, have known my entire life,
since we were like 11 or 12, areVirgos and we've been in touch.
They're the ones that you went to visit, right?
Yeah, yeah, we've been in touch our whole lives.
So the twins are, I think a weekolder than me and they are male,

(01:19:04):
female and like the brother whenhe was stationed abroad in the
military and stuff, like we would keep in touch through all
that time. We kept in touch before he, you
know, enlisted and then even after he was done.
And then me and the sister have been in touch through all of
that also. And I actually went to go visit
her in North Carolina a couple years ago, which was fucking

(01:19:27):
amazing. And honestly, it was crazy
because we hadn't seen each other since we were probably
like 14. And we we picked up like we did.
We just didn't even skip a beat.Like you would have thought that
we talked to each other and see each other every fucking day.
It was crazy. It was, it was so fucking cool.
And I mean, yeah. And we've talked like we, yeah,
it's just, anyways, it was just really cool.

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So I love my relationship that Ihave with them and, you know,
and I love them and we're all going to be friends forever.
And they're the two people that I've known the longest that I'm
not related to. And I obviously adore them.
But also I just want to know what it's like to be with a
Virgo, like romantically and intimately.
So I'm curious about that. And, you know, maybe there maybe

(01:20:10):
there's somebody. Maybe.
Possibly. Yeah.
So anyways, Virgo. Virgo.
It would be funny to say that two Virgos don't understand each
other when it comes to sex, but true attraction and the emotion
behind the ACT seem to be missing.
It is a good thing. They can communicate and make
their sex life much better through the art of speech, but

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unless they are madly in love tobegin with, they could both
simply think of their sexual relations as inadequate.
Well, that's not amazing. Well, don't take everything at
face value. That's right.
The main problem with the sign of Virgo is their search for
faults. I am so guilty of that.
I try not to be but I feel like I I search them subconsciously

(01:20:54):
and I try not to but I do and I can't help myself.
And this can be a real deal breaker when it comes to sex.
Oh, I'm getting so-called out right now.
When two Virgo partners enter a sexual relationship, this need
for criticism multiplies. And what's worse, they seem to
motivate each other to grow it and make it even stronger.

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None of these partners realizes that this takes away their
emotional or sexual satisfaction, and it makes them
feel tense. In most cases, they just realize
they don't feel relaxed with oneanother and not even knowing
why. I don't like any of this.
Yeah, yeah. The good thing in a sexual
relationship with two Virgos is a respect for each other's sense
of shame in the face. They want their relationship to

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move in. Wow.
Fucked. Oh that's hilarious their.
Mutable quality will help them make the necessary changes to
make things work, and even if their sex life isn't satisfying
in the beginning, they they might be able to adapt until
they reach a point of satisfaction.
Creativity is key here, and they're training to live in the
moment without noticing every single detail that doesn't work

(01:22:01):
between them. OK, I will say, let me just say
this I again for the third time,fourth time, I don't know, I am
definitely not as much of Virgo as like most like a full
sunshine Virgo. It's got like, you know, Virgo
and a lot of their other houses.Figure rising really has a a big
part to play. Into yeah, my rising, my rising

(01:22:23):
definitely Yeah, this. I disagree.
OK, anyways, when it comes to trust, we're at a 70%.
When these partners come together, they stand face to
face to their own issues with trust and are awakened by the
sign of Pisces in their 7th house.
Since they share the same set ofconvictions on trust that needs

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to be built, usually quite traditional, they often end up
resolving issues together since they both need to remember that
as soon as one partner questionsthe other, the favor will be
returned and the circle of mistrust can suddenly escalate
to the point where they both start feeling the need to hide.
So as as long as we're open witheach other then we should be
fine. Yeah.
Communication 99% fucking solid bro.

(01:23:09):
That is the best thing I've heard all day.
That's wild. If there's something Virgo is
capable of, it's communication. You don't say?
Similar to the sign of Gemini, which makes sense.
Did you look at? That Virgo can be quite eloquent
and smart. Both of them are ruled by
Mercury, the master of communication.
Since the sign of Virgo is related to the written word much

(01:23:31):
more than the spoken one, these partners will probably want to
text each other all the time foras long as their chats don't
become dull and boring. 1000% they are both highly
intellectual but also very quickto dismiss someone else's
intellectual strengths if they differ from their own.
OK, not true. That's not.
True. No it's not.

(01:23:52):
When it comes to evaluating someone's words, Virgos can be
extremely critical and focused on details that most of the
signs wouldn't see as important at all.
That's true, and I put a lot less weight on that than I used
to. But when people misspell words
or use the wrong tenses, it's a wrong word to get over to.
I struggle with that because youcould be really smart and then

(01:24:12):
if you use the wrong there or the wrong your, I'm like, are
you a fucking idiot? Doctor point like I can't help.
You could be a fucking PhD in something and you do.
I'm like. You should know better.
Thank you. I'm like, wait, you went through
all that college and you still don't know the difference
between their there and their oryour your, your like you're.
A really smart idiot, aren't you?
Like no, that shit kills me. I have a really hard time

(01:24:37):
getting over that. Which is hilarious because I've
had my phone for so long now that now it auto corrects to how
I've misspelled words because I've hit keys wrong several
times that my texts are usually fucked up.
It's like some cruel grammaticaljoke.
I hate it. I absolutely.
Hate it so much, but I used to be that person who would like

(01:24:57):
correct you or if you like, you know, said something wrong, I
would correct you or if you spelled it wrong, I'd correct
you. And I try to be not that person
anymore because, you know, people don't like to be
corrected all the time. Just let them fucking live their
life. So I'm like, OK, I'm I'm doing
better. Now, I had a friend that
actually really helped me with with that and like it was over.

(01:25:18):
Oh my God, go back to fucking Myspace.
But we would be talking over messenger or Myspace or whatever
and he would just correctly typethe word with an asterisk and
just leave it at that. Be like, thank you that's all I
need. Just throw in throw it in
correctly. Yep, that's all.
Yeah, I, yeah, correction. I appreciate that.

(01:25:38):
I absolutely appreciate when people do that and they're like,
oh, Yep, that was wrong. Just correcting it here.
The beauty of the relationship of two Virgos is in their shared
understanding for the importanceof details.
This can be a thing that could distance them from the bigger
picture and make them preoccupied with things that
aren't really important. However, emotions 25%.

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The love between Virgo partners can be strangely rational.
They're often a couple that meets at the perfect time when
they are both ready or old enough to start a family, or
when they've both ended relationships that work, ended
relationships they were exhausted by for years.
That's Yep, the biggest challenge.
The biggest challenge for them is to keep the love burning

(01:26:21):
after their brains interfered with the process of their heart
that their hearts have been taking over.
Oh my gosh. OK, yeah, listen to your heart,
not always your brain. I'm not.
I'm not super logical and practical though, so I just this
isn't an issue for me. Like Gemini definitely takes
over on this because yeah this is not super accurate for me.
I don't think value shared activities. 2 Virgos can really

(01:26:43):
do anything together when it comes to everyday things and the
routine they both care about. They will find excitement and
joy in most of their activities.Their choices make them feel
proud and happy that they found someone who shares their
appreciation for certain smart activities.
But the challenge in their choices is hidden in the fact
that none of them likes Venus very much.
What y'all? Venus rules love and sex and I

(01:27:08):
love both of them. Venus rules.
Venus does rule and I am her fucking biggest fan, so fuck
you. Throw that right out.
That's right. This could lead them to a point
of apathy where none of them lives their life in color.
OK, this is just not it. So if I'm going to date a Virgo,
like you cannot be like on pointVirgo Virgo because that's just

(01:27:31):
not this is not, it's not, it's not, it's just not, it's just
not, it's just not like that wasso depressing to read and not at
all exciting. It breaks my heart.
Now see this one says the love compatibility of Virgo is 90%.
In a Virgo Virgo couple, the partners are likely to assemble
their lives in stunning conjunction.

(01:27:53):
Virgos can be very pragmatic andindustrious, which is why they
which is why when they come together, they're able to devote
themselves to each other perfectly.
This is more like it. This sounds more accurate.
Accurate. And yes, I am saying that
because it's what I want to hear.
Welcome to the delulu. People might rarely see Virgo

(01:28:14):
and Virgo love as clingy and obsessed with each other, but
when the curtains fall, they canbe quite doting.
That actually makes so much sense.
That is like my perfect relationship.
Let's not be all PDA all over each other all the fucking time,
but behind closed doors, just fuck each other's brains out and
just never. Stop touching all over me.

(01:28:35):
Yes, basically let's just cuddleand stay glued at the hip.
The Virgo Virgo compatibility isfurther affected by their
skepticism and perfectionist nature, which can create some
conflict between the two. However, their pragmatism will
quickly enable them to resolve those.
The Virgo Virgo love relationship is perfectly
capable of being good parents asthey can set an example for.

(01:28:58):
Yep. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Really need you to go ahead and read that one more time.
Yeah. OK, OK, OK.
The Virgo Virgo love relationship is perfectly
capable of being good parents asthey can set an example for how
parents should be. There we go.
Yes, there we go. Thank you.
I try to be a fucking really cool parent, and you are.

(01:29:21):
And a good parent, not just cool, but good.
And you are. Thank you.
I needed that. Yeah.
Being the responsible creatures.Being responsible creatures as
they are, they can schedule their day and work to achieve
their daily goals without breaking a sweat.
Thank you. Yeah, it is not an exaggeration
to say that a Virgo and a Virgo couple is one of the best hands

(01:29:42):
down relationships that you can get.
Fuck yeah, thank you. Sexual compatibility 37%.
I'm going to ignore that I choose to disagree.
Well, if it's off that one site,disagree all the time because
that shit's wrong. Yeah, but it was also 90% love
compatibility, and that's OK. Sex can be fixed honestly like.
I'm allowing you to pick and choose.

(01:30:03):
You can cherry pick. Yeah, and that's what I'm gonna
do. So you know what?
Whatever. I just all good things.
That's all I heard was all good things.
So ignore the other site and Virgo.
Virgo are great and we're gonna have amazing sex and we're gonna
have an amazing relationship andit's.
Gonna be beautiful. Communicate off the charts.
We're going to communicate each other's fucking faces off.
There you go. Hell yeah.

(01:30:24):
Communicate your those clothes off.
Yeah, we are. Burn that shit to the ground.
Let's go. No need for those clothes ever
again. Sorry, guys.
I obviously need to get laid. Just a little bit.
It's fine. It's fine.
It's literally the only thing onmy mind all the time.
I feel like such a fucking dude.All I think about is sex

(01:30:46):
constantly. Real horn ball if.
I could get some fucking good sex, I'd be fine.
It'd be great. It's going to happen.
Yeah, it's whatever you know, I mean, so.
Any Hoo ha you guys? So to wrap it up, I got some
shitty horoscopes for the signs.First off, Gemini, they tell you

(01:31:10):
there's nothing to fear but fearitself.
But you have seen yourself in the mirror, Taurus, decorating
your meltdowns. All well and good, but a train
wreck is a train wreck and it might be time to call a
paramedic. Damn, that's fucking brutal.
Sagittarius, or how I like to call them.
Sad asparagus. You're only armed to the teeth

(01:31:32):
because you're more brutal than you'd care to admit, Capricorn.
Your ego cannot afford cremationor caskets, Pisces.
Self reflection is important. Whether you like what you see is
up for debate. Whether it can be contained in a
dark basement is another matter entirely.
Wow, that seems fitting. It does, Aries.

(01:31:55):
You are a quiet God and your hunger is cavernous.
Leo, you're only as lucky as your expectations are low.
Sorry about that, Jake. I felt like the Taurus was

(01:32:15):
really Piper. Wait, what was the Taurus 1?
The train wreck. Oh, the train.
Wreck is a train wreck and it might be time to call a
paramedic. Virgo.
Worse than having too many secrets is having no secrets at
all. Yeah, feeling that accuracy, I

(01:32:36):
guess. Yeah.
Libra, your love will always be rooted deeper than any grave.
OK. Dark Scorpio, it pays to kill
with kindness when you're your own worst enemy.
I love Aquarius, make up your fucking mind.

(01:33:00):
And lastly, we have cancer. Ass Hillary is incurable,
unfortunately. Wow.
Yep. OK, there's your bad trash.
All right, now let's play a game.
Let's play a game. What's the game K?

(01:33:25):
Mind in the Gutter, one of my faves.
OK this game is so fun. So basically we each have three
cards and each card has four hints on it.
And these 4 hints are going to give clues as to what the this
one, this word is that we're trying to get the other person
to guess. Now these items are there's

(01:33:47):
nothing inherently dirty or sexual or or anything about
these items, but these hints. Sure as fuck make it sound like
there is. Yes.
So if you have listened to us before, we have played this game
a few times. If you have not, you're in for a
treat. It is fun.
If you guess what these are before we do, just keep.

(01:34:08):
Screaming at your speaker, Yeah.Scream your sweeper, scream,
scream at your sweeper and maybewe'll hear you.
No, hit us up and let us know, OK?
You go first, OK? Perfect.
OK, so hint #1 I'm a long hard stick.
All the holes are open to me. Hit #2 when needed I go straight

(01:34:35):
into a hole #3 A quick job, justa couple of moves #4 if not,
pull out and try again. I won't stop until the job is
done. Read the first one again.
I'm a long hard stick, all the holes are open to me.

(01:34:56):
Is it golf? No fuck, when needed I go
straight into the hole. A quick job, just a couple of
moves. If not, pull out and try again.
I won't stop until the job is done.
I don't even know what any of that means.
She's so baffled, yeah. My mouth is literally open.

(01:35:20):
I'm mouth breathing. I don't fuck.
I don't know. Give up.
Yeah, I yield key. God damn it.
Bullshit. OK, it was golf.
I was way off. No.

(01:35:41):
Fuck. All right, hint #1 all day long
it's in and out. All day long it's up and down.
What hit? Two, it likes to stay inside of
me. No problem.
Three, it used to take a man to get me going.

(01:36:06):
What? At last, when you poke me,
please be gentle or I might break.
What? OK, go again.
All day long it's in and out. All day long it's up and down.
It likes to stay inside me. No problem.
It used to take a man to get me going.

(01:36:29):
When you poke me, please be gentle or I might break.
What the fuck is inside? What?
I'm feeling better now. I fuck I.
Don't know. I give, you give.

(01:36:50):
I do. It's an elevator.
Oh my God, Oh my. God to get me going that.
Shit, I was not even close. Welcome to the club.
All right, when you lick me, youneed to hold my stick.

(01:37:10):
Yes, Sir. Oh my.
God #2 the more you suck, the smaller I become.
Is it a sucker? No fucking shit, if you lick me
for too long I will soften. When I get warm, I start to

(01:37:32):
melt. It's an ice cream cone.
No. Ice cream.
No. Ice Cream Sandwich.
They don't have sticks, Never mind scratch.
That you're on the right track, Popsicle, yes.
Yeah, good job. Third time's a charm.
There you go, I love it. All right, one you can stick me

(01:37:53):
in to make your hole wider. What?
Oh boy, 2 I can help you get your nuts off.
OK, Three, after you charge my battery, I can help you do it
yourself. What?
4 When you finger my trigger, I'll plunge into your hole.

(01:38:20):
This is the dirtiest part I think I've read.
It sounds like a dildo. Holy moly.
OK, one more time. OK, I can't stop smiling.
Get it together. You can stick me in to make your
hole lighter. I can help you get your nuts off
after you charge my battery. I can help you do it yourself.

(01:38:43):
When you finger my trigger, I'llplunge into your hole.
Lord have mercy whoever wrote this card.
Fuck, I Karumba. I I really all I can see in
picture is a dildo and then I'm like, I don't know, a dildo with

(01:39:03):
a trigger. I'm like what I it's like.
A gun. Like I just thought, I don't
know. I'm I don't know.
You yield I. Yield.
A drill. Oh my God.
Yeah, bro, I know whoever fucking wrote that, my God.
That was crazy all right. I have 5 brothers who live

(01:39:27):
together everyday, each with a different name and height.
With simple gestures I can easily get things done and when
strength is needed they all become stiff.
The. Hand, fingers, fingers.
Good job man. You're 2 for two for three, so

(01:39:48):
good job all. Right, last chance to redeem
yourself. Gosh dude, these are.
Killing me. My space is spacious and will
soak you through. You like to stay inside of me.
My water will make you feel comfortable.
I'm slippery, so you need to be careful.
Is it a shower? Similar, but no bath, no hot

(01:40:12):
tub, no pool. Yes, I'm.
Getting it, God damn it. No, no, no.
Yes, I'm like, I will not have more, I have more.
I'll keep fucking guessing till I get this.

(01:40:32):
Bitch. Right?
At least I had guesses for that one.
Fuck the other two. I was just like, complete loss.
No idea. Yeah, man, that that drill would
like that. I mean, I wouldn't have gotten
that. I'd be.
I was too hung up on how hot it sounded.
Are you kidding me? Yeah.
Huh. Yep.
There was no chance, No. No, that was, that was purely

(01:40:53):
sexual. Yeah.
Bravo to whoever wrote the hintsfor that card.
Truly. How funny would it be?
Like, just like, here's a list of like items.
Now I'll come up with four hintsthat sounds sexual to like get
people to guesses like that. 'D be so much fun, Oh my gosh.
That's crazy. That would be, yeah.
What's that? We played it 1 Christmas when we
went up to Leavenworth. That that drawing game, it was a

(01:41:17):
really sexual drawing game and you had to have like your
teammate, guess what you were drawing.
Was I thought it was just, I think it's just an adult
Pictionary. I can't remember what it's
called. It's not.
It wasn't. What do you mean?
It was basically an adult version of Pictionary, but I
can't think of what it's called.Well, that I just remember that
was. A lot of fun.
So fun, yes. All right.

(01:41:39):
Did you guys know what any of those?
Were because maybe you better than us.
I mean, impressive really, if you are, because that was.
Those are crazy. Whoa.
So yeah. Anyways, well, I just want to
say shout out again, Piper. Happy 21st birthday.
Papa, baby, I love you so much. I'm so proud of you.

(01:42:00):
I can't believe you're 21. And also, I'm super excited to
go drinking with you. Thanks for making me an aunt.
Yes, I saw you coming out of your mom and it was
traumatizing. Traumatizing.
I can still see it in my head tothis day.
So, you know, I was, I was there.
I was there when you were crowning.
Yep, couldn't love you more. Oh and happy birthday to us.

(01:42:29):
This is our golden 15 episode man, episode 15 on the 15th.
I love it so exciting thank you all for continuing to listen to
us and support us. We appreciate you.
We love you. I hope that we make you laugh
and you know I. Mean the least question things.
Yeah, exactly. You know, or roll your eyes,
anything really. You know, I hope we're here for
all of this. Feel.

(01:42:49):
Real. Yeah.
You know, just like real deep inyour gut, right?
In your hole. Why even that?
Yeah, you know, never mind. She's getting dirty anyways, all
right. Moving right along.
Moving right along. I just laughed because I looked
at our board that's got a list of where you can find us and
Samara wrote. Fuck Apple.

(01:43:10):
That wasn't me, that was you. Oh, is that me?
Oh, that was your handwriting. Oh, well, bravo to me.
Wow. I mean, you're right because you
did write all the other ones andthat is well, prettier.
So anyways, you can find us on Spotify, Amazon Music,
iHeartRadio, pod Chase, pod Chaser and Pandora.
We've been trying Apple, you guys, I don't know what in the

(01:43:31):
actual foot. So you do better, do better.
Just it's fine. It's you're missing out.
Follow us on XAK Twitter at Sauce Box No no at the Sauce Box
Pod at the Sauce. Fuck Oh my God listen to me.
Don't listen to her X Twitter. The sauce box pod on Instagram

(01:43:55):
at sauce box. Get mercy OK or e-mail us.
You can slide into our DM. Do you got this one Instagram
you get Fuck you slide. To our DFS on Instagram or you
can shoot us an e-mail at the sauceboxpodcast@gmail.com.
Such an asshole. We will see you guys next week

(01:44:19):
and. One of these days we'll we'll
get video up and and been running.
Yeah, we will. These days we'll get video.
We're we're we're got some some ideas in the works to start
doing some reels. So, you know, keep an eye on the
not the pod, keep an eye on. No, keep an eye on there too.
Yeah, keep an eye on the pod, but keep an eye on Instagram
where we would post those said Reels.

(01:44:41):
Yeah, we got a real funny 1 coming up that I think is going
to be hilarious for everybody. So anyways.
We got to share the the rim job.Yes, yes, let's do that.
Yeah, we'll do that. OK.
I think we should start next week off with that.
Perfect. Yeah.
Just something when we were first recording that.
We might even record it. We were just messing around to

(01:45:01):
get a. Fear of trying to figure out how
everything works. Yeah.
So it doesn't have an episode togo with it.
It's just a lone clip that was just really funny that we've
been holding on to. So we really have.
We'll we'll give you that next week as an opener.
That's a great idea. I love that.
Be here. You'll want to hear it.
I promise it's. It's real good.

(01:45:23):
It is really good. We've been holding on to this
little nugget. For 15 episodes.
So it's time. It's time.
She wants to be known. She does.
She does. All right.
Thank you guys for listening to us and to our new listeners,
thank you for coming and checking us out.
For our seasoned listeners, we love you.
We appreciate you. Thank you for coming back every
week. It means so much to us.

(01:45:44):
It does. It does.
Yeah. OK.
Thank you for sharing with even if, you know, you're not really
sure how you feel about us yet. Tell.
Tell other people about them. Yes.
Tell them about us. You should.
We got it. We can talk, guys.
That's why we have a podcast. I'm naturally blonde, so
currently though her hair is thecolor of Jessica Rabbit.

(01:46:07):
So it's. It is.
It's so. No, it is.
Don't. No, whatever it's it is.
It's very much. Well, either way, it is fucking
amazing. Yeah, it's gorgeous.
I just want to stare at myself in the mirror.
I I got to stare at you the whole time and I loved it.
Jealous lucky bitch getting to look at me.
I know. Damn.

(01:46:27):
Well, tell people, share us around, you know, and pass us
around. Yeah, pass us around, you know,
Get good use out of us. Help the algorithm, help us
reach more people yes please help us grow cuz when we grow we
can start doing some really coolshit for you guys and we've got

(01:46:49):
a list of some OG. Listeners too, yeah, we can make
it easier for you guys to get videos and and stuff.
Like that too so. Yeah, with all of that being
said to be the your favorite version of yourself, this is
next week. Not your best version, Your
favorite version. I like that and smile.
Smile with people. Yeah, unless your favorite

(01:47:11):
version of you is not. Being a crusty bitch.
Well, you know, you. You.
Trusty bitch, a salty asshole, you know, whatever.
You, you choose your favorite version of yourself and you know
you be that next week and remember you're loved and

(01:47:31):
cherished and shit indeed get totally fucking treasured.
Also, we all have a place in this world, OK?
Yeah, each and every one of us has a place in this world.
We all belong. Yeah, I remember that.
Love you guys. You're fucking all or or else
you know I'll stutter at you next week.
Peace. All right, bye everybody.

(01:48:09):
Oh my God. Such a train wreck.
Taurus really should have been yours.
Oh my God, all aboard.

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