23: Exploring Sexual Flavors: Voyeurism, Mechanophilia +1

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The toe beans, toe beans, toe beans, toe beans.
I love those. Little Kitty toe beans.
Welcome back to the Sauce Box. We're your host, Nikki and

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Samara. Thank you.
Thank you. You are welcome for that short
little concert. Never hear Jolene ever the same.
No, Jason, I already know you'relaughing your ass off right now.
Oh my goodness, how was y'all's 4th of July?
Everybody still have their all their.
Digits. Fingers in their faces.

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Didn't lose your head, did you? Oh.
My gosh, I listened to that episode on the way up to a
concert with Jason and he was kind of losing his mind.
He was like, at first he's laughing at all the stories.
And he was like, holy fuck, dude.
Holy shit, that's, oh, that's scary.
There was some bad stories. So if you guys haven't, you guys
haven't listened to that episodeyet, go ahead and take a listen.

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It's it's still good for us. It's a ride.
It's valid every year, Yeah. Yep, Yep, Yep.
Valuable lessons. So how was your fourth?
It was good we. We stayed home with the dogs
'cause you know fireworks mcdogsnervous so gave them some CBD
oil to help kind of relax them alittle bit.

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Nice Brownie stayed inside pretty much the entire time.
Jackson is always glued to me sohe was outside but we were out
on the bench swing and made s'mores in our little fire pit.
I love it. They looked really yummy.
You sent me. A car, they were so good.
We ate probably three or four ina row and then I'm like, OK, and
we're done. That was great.

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A little intense. So what were these s'mores made
of? We used.
The Reese's peanut butter cups and some jet puff and just some
Graham crackers. Just nice.
They were. I remember peanut butter cups
being thicker. Yeah, those ones.
Are you guys sure you didn't buythe thin ones?
We did not buy the thin ones, I made sure not to and they were

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still not that thick. They were pretty skinny, yeah.
Yeah, so we ended up just sitting them on the side next to
the fire, but still delicious regardless and.
I saw. I saw.
Wait, how'd you guys watch fireworks?
I thought they were not. I thought they were banned?
Tell the to the people in the surrounding like 3 block radius

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of us. Because I knew that shit was the
backyard. I knew that shit wasn't going to
last very long. Fucking.
No, people never listen to that shit.
Whatever. No, your smart thing was
reminding me. I saw a real and they were
talking about making smores but they're like savory smores.
Yes, like a coochie COO. Board.

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Yeah, but it was like, so they took, you know, like savory
crackers and did like a tiny little Brie cheese and some like
Raspberry jam and just got the Brie cheese nice and warm and
gooey and spread the jam on it and did the two crackers.
And it was, I was like, oh shit,that looks really damn good with
that. Real hard.
Oh, same. Oh yeah, that sounds so good.
And. Especially Brie Brie.

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So fucking good I. Know it really is so good.
It's all soft and melty. Just oh.
Lord, oh, I already know. Oh my gosh.
Well, I'll tell you guys about my 4th of July, but it's just
going to be in our my little giving guys a rundown of my my
trip out to to Tennessee. Yeah, out to Tennessee, y'all.

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I was in the South. It was so good.
Yeah, you were doing all sorts of shit down there.
I. Was it was so fun.
OK so here's the rundown. This is going to be part of our
episode. Just me talking about my trip.
But there's some funny stories so it'll be worth it.
Can't wait. She hasn't told me Jack shit.

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No I haven't. I was like I need to wait.
Keep it all for the pod so as you all.
For the pod. As you all know, I said I was
going to pull an all nighter when I recorded when we recorded
last week, and I did for the most part, although I did cheat
a little bit. I took a little nap.
I asked one of my. Friends, that was a long ass

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day. It was a long day because I had
woke up about 6:30 in the morning that day, got ready, got
me in Piper breakfast. We did the mud run, then came
home, cleaned all our shit and then showered.
And then Samara and I recorded the episode and then I packed
and the packing wasn't too crazy.

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Actually. I was like, shit, am I
forgetting something? I've never had room in my
suitcase before. This is weird.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
And usually when I go somewhere I always go for a week.
So I don't know what was different this time.
I don't know. It was crazy.
I had room and I could have brought back a tiny person.
It was crazy. I had a lot of room.
Look, I got a souvenir. No, I threw my suitcase on.

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I put my suitcase up on the scale at the airport and it was
35 lbs. I was like, Oh my God.
And she was like, what? I said, I've never been under 50
ever. I always have to take something
out or pay extra. She was like, Oh well,
congratulations. Congratulations.
Maybe it was. The summer clothing about it
right. But I, I thought that too,
except for everywhere that I've gone, it was like going to

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Florida, going to North Carolina, going to Mexico.
It was all sunny places. So I don't know.
Well, I, yeah, I don't get it. I was crazy.
Still does the strip or something.
Whatever it was. Yeah, it was it was really cool.
So so I get to I get to the airport and I had a friend of
mine drop me off which they had volunteered last minute to take

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me to the airport. So I was like, oh, I'm just
going to Uber and they're like, don't fucking Uber.
That's going to cost you like $30.
Yes, Ubers are so fucking expensive here.
And the airport is only like 20 minutes away from me.
So it's so dumb. But they were like, well, let me
just give you a ride to the airport.
And I was like, I have to be there at 4:00 in the morning.
Like I don't want to ask you to do that.
You're not asking, I'm offering.OK, cool.

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So they came over and just kicked it with me until we had
to leave, which was cool. It helped me to stay awake.
We just, we watched a movie. We watched Now You See Me.
Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, I really liked it.
Actually. I think it was a Now you see me
too. It was the second one.
But yeah, they were good. So we leave, we get to the
airport, I get in there, you know, I check in all my stuff,
whatever, go through TSA and I'msitting there waiting.

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My flight leaves like 520. Go up to Portland, Portland to
Atlanta. I fly into Atlanta at about I
think I got there about 2:00 in the afternoon Eastern Time and
but my flight was only four hours, 45 minutes.
It wasn't crazy. I did kind of I did kind of take
like some naps though. I don't know how much sleep I
really got on the plane because I was tired as fuck, but you

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can't sleep on a plane. I'm like, the seats don't
recline very well. I don't have any like neck
pillows or nothing like that. So I like was waking up with my
head jerking back up. So yeah, not even realizing that
I had fallen asleep. Yeah, you get those like micro
naps. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I probably had like 50 of them. Yeah.
I was like, Oh my God, it was brutal, fucking brutal.

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Traveling via plane into different time zones is always
tough. It was, it was crazy.
So I get to I get to Atlanta andit reminds me of the Vegas
airport because they have a little tram that takes you from
the terminals to the main airport, which I didn't realize
until I was like trying to find my way to the baggage claim.
And I was like, oh, I got to take a tram.

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OK, cool, let me do the hat also.
And then I get out and I'm like,where's the baggage claim?
Well, they have the baggage claim right next to where the
ticket counter is. So it was throwing me off
because I saw the ticket counters and I'm like, where the
fuck is that? I was, oh, if it was a bear,
it'd eaten me alive. Like it was right the fuck in
front of me. I was like Oh my God, I'm so
tired. So.
Very tired, looking around. I'm looking around, trying to

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figure out where the fucking baggage claim is, and I hear
somebody go. Nikki and I look and I see my
friend Jason. This motherfucker is holding up
a sign. Actually, I'm going to have
some. Mara pauses.
Because I'm going to show her the science so you guys can get
her reaction. Oh, boy.
OK, so I'm about to show. I'm about to show this poster.

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It's on a poster board that Jason made for me.
And this fool was holding this open in the airport waiting for
me. And he got so many questions,
like people talking to him and laughing and just real curious.
Oh, boy. Are you curious to see what it
is? Yes.
OK. All right.
Are you ready? I'm I'm ready.
It says, Nikki, I'm so happy youmade parole.

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I love that he used, like, glitter tape.
Yeah, glitter tape for your name.
And he drew a heart with a smiling winky face in it.
So happy you made parole. My.
God, I saw that and I've read, Isee my name and I'm kind of
delusional at this point and I see like you made Pearl and I
was like, I yell out to him as I'm walking up to him like you

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fucking asshole. We hug, people are clapping and
cheering. Are you kidding?
So it's like all these motherfuckers things.
I'm fresh out right now. Oh no.

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Clapping and cheering? Are you kidding?
Me. Oh, yeah, it was.
It was. That's hilarious.
Oh my God. He said he had one guy come up
to him and was like, oh man, shemakes, she's made Pearl.
That's real cool, man. That's real cool.
And he's like, no, it's just, it's a joke.
It's just a, it's just a funny. It's just a funny poster.

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And then I guess they talked forlike 10 minutes while he was
like waiting for me to come. But yeah, I was like.
That's awesome, I said. You know I'm taking that home
with me, right? Better hang that up in your
bedroom. I love that energy.
Well done, Jason. Well.
Done. It was it was very funny.
It was very funny indeed. And then we so we left the

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airport actually we got a we gota Starbucks.
There was like a snafu with my baggage.
So they said, they said all of our stuff would be at baggage
claim 1. So our whole flight is waiting
there. Well, after probably I'd say 95%
of the passengers get their bagsand leave.
There's still like the 5% of us.They're like, yo, where's the

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rest of the bags? You know?
And at first I was like, wait, is it just my bag?
But then I'm seeing other peoplethat were on my flight and
they're still waiting. And so finally me and this one
guy are like, you don't Are you waiting for your bag too?
Yeah, fuck, dude, where is it? We're like, what the heck?
So we're there for like 10 minutes waiting, No new bags are
coming, nothing. And then I look over at baggage
claim too, and I'm like, hey, that looks like, that looks like

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my suitcase. And the guy looks he's like,
hey, that's my, that's my suitcase.
We fucking go over to the other,the other fucking baggage claim.
Like the rest of our bags were on a different little turntable
thing. That's weird.
I've never had that happen before.
I'm thankful 'cause I was going to be fucking pissed if my shit
was lost. Yeah.
But yeah. So anyways, whatever we we go

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to, we want to get some food because I'm hungry.
We want to go do something, whatever.
And he asked me, he's like, well, where do you want to eat?
And I was like, I don't know wherever.
And he's like, well, I don't really know Atlanta.
And I was like, cool. Neither do I.
I'll just find something sweet. I find this place called Saints
and Council and it's cool name. I know that's what got my
attention. And then I looked at the
pictures and their food was justreal beautifully plated.

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And I was like, OK, well there'sthis place.
And I was like, sweet. Oh yeah.
Absolutely beautiful. It's like a farm to table
restaurant. Everything's local.
Yeah, everything's local. The atmosphere was real
beautiful. It was definitely much a little
bit more high end. We were probably a little bit
underdressed, but it was it was in the middle of the day still.
So it wasn't you know, I mean wewent in at like 4:00 I think.

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So it wasn't like necessarily dinner time.
There were some other people there pretty casual, but there
were definitely people dressed nicer.
But whatever I got, I got a filet mignon that was fat, fat.
Like it was so freaking giant, but it was like butter.
It was so tender. And I got my very first fried

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green tomatoes. Oh, yeah, look at you.
That was close. Yes.
I was very excited. I was like, oh, I got to do
this. I got to try these.
I've never had fried green tomatoes, and I've wanted them
since I freaking watched the movie Fried Green Tomatoes.
What'd you think? Oh, these ones were absolutely
phenomenal. They they were, oh, I don't even
know how to they were so fuckinggood.
I just, they were good. And it was not just like

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battered fried green tomatoes, like it had a beautiful sauce
and garnishment. It had like a pimento cheese
under them. It was just like, it was like a
mango habanero sauce that they had.
It was a little bit too absolutely delicious.
We leave the restaurant and go to Museum of Illusions, which,
you know, I was telling, I was telling all I was like, oh, you

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should see if there's like a cool, like, interactive museum
there. They're really fun.
And he found that One South. We head over there, walk through
that took a bunch of real fun pictures and just I'll post a
couple of them for you guys on the on the social media, as you
can see. But yeah, there are some pretty
fun ones. I liked the the chair illusions.
Yes, that one was so fun. That's probably my favorite,
honestly. I love how giant you look and

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how itty bitty he looks. Just like a little a little
child. He looks like a little man
child. He does.
It was pretty cool. And he's taller than me.
He's like 6, two, I think 6162, something like that.
So it's just, yeah, that was pretty fun.
But we had a real good time in there just taking pictures and
and he's so fucking laid back and chill.

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It was just, dude, we picked up like after the initial like,
holy shit, I can't believe I haven't seen you in 27 years.
We just picked up like, all right, So what do we do, You
know, just super comfortable with each other, Like, oh, I
love that. I'm glad there wasn't any.
There was no awkwardness or anything, not even a little bit.
We're just, yeah, we just pickedup like we'd been hanging out
and kicking it since high school.

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I'm sure it also kind of helped that you guys have been talking
back and forth, too. That's true.
We have. So then we leave.
We leave the Museum of Illusionsafter stopping across the street
and getting some really yummy ice cream, very delicious ice
cream. It was so good, So good.
ANYWAYS. And we get back to his place up
in southern Tennessee, which is about two hours away from

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Atlanta, and basically pass out.Like I was exhausted.
I slept until noon Tuesday, wokeup, I think I was awake for
maybe 30 minutes. I went to the bathroom, I drank
some water. And then I was, I apologized for
sleeping so long. He was like, you know what, it's

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totally fine. I knew you're going to be
exhausted. You did a lot of shit.
Like you've had a busy month. But then, just like Sunday to
now, was super busy. The last 24 hours.
Yeah. And so he was like, don't even
worry about it. He's like, I don't even have a
problem with just like kicking it.
I'll just, you know, I'll just be watching TV, relax.
And he's like, I'm down to. Just I live here, so you.
Know well yeah, but he's also just been like working and stuff

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so he took the whole week off soI was wondering about that.
So he took the whole week off tohang out with me, which was so
cool. That's really.
And I just, I went back to sleepand I think I woke up at like
3:00 in the afternoon. And then he had made me a
breakfast sandwich. He was like, well, there's a
breakfast sandwich in the oven when you're ready for it.

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So when I woke up to dude, I atethe fuck out of that.
And it was like, all right, cool.
We just hung out. We went down to the rec center
in where he lives and oh, it's so bougie.
Oh my God. Yeah, it was a bougie ass rec
center and had a really nice, real nice pool table and
foosball table. The furniture was all real nice

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table came from, I was wondering, all of it was just
real nice. So we just listened to some
music, played pool, drank, had agood time, then, you know, went
back to his place and passed out.
And then Wednesday we just hung out at the pool all day long.
I don't know why, but there wereno fucking kids in this pool at
all. And we were in the pool for

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seven hours. That's a.
Unheard of. Yeah, there's usually at least
one somewhere. I know.
I was like, the kids are out of school now, right?
Because, you know, sometimes, like the school, the school
times are different. He's like, yeah, no, they're out
of school. Just out doing other shit.
Apparently I was like well wherethe fuck are they?
I wasn't complaining. It was.
Cool to, I was going to say. It was cool to just have like

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all adults at the pool. It was very.
Nice. That's a.
That's an adult. Dream.
Yeah, no, I told him that no dreaming.
I was like, well, shame the pool.
Now I understand the appeal to an adult's only resort.
Like fuck yeah, yeah, I will take that.
You can just hang out in the pool.
You don't have to worry about kids splash and being stupid and
whatever, you know, just all thekids stuff that kids do.

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Yeah. So we hung out in the pool all
day long. Just had a really good time.
Kind of socialized with a coupleof the other adults there and.
But mostly just just hung out and caught up.
And then we went out to dinner at this place called wine Down.
But not like wine down, but wine, like wine you drink.
Yeah. So it was wine down community
Bistro or actually a good Bistro.

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I don't know if that's where we ate that day.
I don't know. Whatever.
We ate at a couple different places.
We ate at another place that waslike a soul food joint called
Wayne something. Wayne's Anyways, it was amazing.
I had like collard greens and. I love collard greens.
No, me too. All, all the food there,
everywhere we ate, the food was absolutely sublime.

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So fucking. Just dude, I love southern food
so. Good everywhere.
It was absolutely fucking delicious.
I got fried green tomatoes at the wine down.
They were very very good. But Saints and Council still
holds the trophy in my opinion. Well, yeah, you went like top of
the line. Basically trying for the first

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time. True.
Yeah, I know. I was like, shit.
And I told the waiter that. I told the waiter that I was
like, this is my first time having fried green tomatoes.
And he was like, well, I'm sorry.
And I was like, why? It was like, because everybody
else's are going to suck compared to this.
Yeah. And I was like, truly.
I mean, wine downs were actuallyreally good.
They St. Council's weren't better by much

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because they had kind of the same flavor profiles and stuff.
It was just a little bit nicer at Saints and Council.
Yeah, but wine down was really good.
The drinks were good. There's a whiskey that they had
a whiskey drink they had that was called Whiskey Dick.
Whiskey Dick. No, it was called like Corkscrew
but spelt with AK Corkscrew BBQ whiskey.

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So good. And I'm mad because I wanted to
buy a fifth of it to bring home.It was delicious.
So anyways, Tuesday, Wednesday, super chill days and then
Thursday is when everything really started to kind of pop
off. We went on a road trip through
Tennessee country. Absolutely stunning, by the way.

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So beautiful. Tennessee will always be one of
my favorite states. It's fucking gorgeous.
Absolutely beautiful, absolutelybeautiful.
And then I'm such a geeky littletourist.
I see signs as we're driving. Like I saw one of those like
saying Grundy County something at Grundy County Rodeo.
And I'm just thinking. Grundy County Auction.
Yeah, thank you. I was like, oh, that reminds you
of that song from John Michael Montgomery, you know?

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Yeah. Like I said, hey, pretty lady,
won't you give me a sign? I'll do anything to make it
mine. Oh, mine.
I'll do your bidding and be at your beck and call.
Yeah. Fucking fucking love that song.
Yeah. Shit.
I was geeking out about that. I was like, wait, this is where
Grundy County is. It was fun.

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I yeah, it was crazy. And then so we go on this long
drive through the country, like getting in, going into some like
backwoods redneck counties that.Yes.
Hell yeah. See anyone riding a pig?
No I didn't, but I did see a house hanging a whole lot of
confederate flags and American flags for 4th of July which I
put on my snap and I I got lots of reactions from everybody out

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in the PNW. Like what the fuck is that?
That's what I was thinking also.I was like, holy shit, yeah, my
God, it was. It was intense.
It was intense. It's not what I was expecting
either, Jason had pointed out. He was like, oh, you want to get
a video of this house? They always do it up real big
for the 4th and they're huge Tennessee Volunteer fans, which

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is like their local college football team.
And so I'm like, oh OK, cool. Like I want to see a house real
done up. And then I'm like seeing it for
the first time as y'all were seeing it and I was like what
the shit? What the fuck is that?
Wait, they're hanging them proud?
That's OK, That's a choice. It's a choice.
It's a strong choice. It was.

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Wild. And then we stop.
This is so funny. We stop at a Dollar General to
like get an energy drink. We go, I don't even know how to
want to tell us it's going to bea little bit out of order.
So after we go to the falls, which is where we were trying to
go, we stop at a Dollar General to get a couple Red Bulls or
monsters or whatever. We go to the self checkout and I
was like tilting my head listening to the little

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automated checker talk. And I was like, does she have a
southern accent? And I was like, am I, am I
tripping right now? And so then I go over to Jason
because he's checking out and I'm listening.
I was like, holy shit, their automated teller's got a
southern accent. She's like, would you lack a
receipt? What I was like and I was like,
do you not hear that? He was like, I don't, I didn't
even notice it. I was like serious.

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I was tripping. I was like, I'm hearing this
right. I'm.
Not that delirious. I've slept since then.
It was crazy. I was like OK, they just put a
southern drawl on their freakingautomated checker.
Their self checkout which was. So funny, you should make them a
little bit more fun. Yeah, well, he was like, well,
they got to have that Southern drawl.
There was nobody here is going to understand what they're
saying. That's also a good point.

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That was funny. Anyway, so we get to our
destination. He's taken me up to this
beautiful place called Greeter Falls.
You guys, it's a, it's a super easy, super short little hike,
but you come to this staircase that takes you down a rock face,
like our straight drop rock face.

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And it's a spiral staircase madeof steel.
So you go down the spiral steel staircase and then you can just
see these beautiful falls and there's like another set of
stairs that kind of take you down further.
And the whole area is just a giant open cavern, just like a
fishbowl almost, you know, just a giant open cavern and the

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falls are just cascading over the top and it drops into this
beautiful pool and it was soundslovely.
It was absolutely stunning, absolutely stunning.
I'll post a picture on there, but Oh my gosh, Absolutely
gorgeous. So we spent some time there.
I brought my bikini, but I didn't change before we went on
the hike. And I was like, well, I'm not

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changing now. There's like a bunch of people
there. Yeah, whatever, it's fine.
Jason got in, he went swimming, had a good time, went went under
the waterfall and behind it and stuff and.
Oh, he was playing mermaids. Yeah, I mean, a lot of the
people were too. It was just real pretty.
And we hung out there for a while, and then we left.
We got something to eat and thenrealized that we left probably

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two hours earlier than we neededto leave because he forgot about
the time zone change. Because even just within
Tennessee, it goes from Eastern Time to Central time.
And so he was like, well, wait, we should.
Yeah. And then he was like, oh, fuck,
my bad. So whoopsies.
So we had a little bit time to kill, but we went and got some
to eat. I changed in the bathroom for
what I was gonna wear to the concert, which was like a real

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cute dress. And I don't ever wear dresses.
And I was like, you know, what was it?
That strapless dress? It was a strapless.
Dress so good on you, it was very flattering.
Thank you, it's very fun summary.
I showed it to Piper, and she was like, I'm so confused, Mom.
And I was like, why? I was just like, you don't buy
dresses, like, ever. And it was like, like, tiny
little pastel flower print, you know, very.

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It's very not me. Yeah.
But it it worked very well. Thank you.
And I knew I saw a dress and I was like, you know what, I'm
going to wear this to the Band Of Horses concert.
So I had changed and I was just wearing like white chucks, like
I wasn't dressing it up or nothing.
I wanted to stay pretty casual. I mean, it's a concert.
You don't want to stand in the heels and at a concert.
Yeah, No. Sounds terrible.
So we go to a Band Horses concert that is in a fucking

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cave. It is a cave turned concert
venue, which is so cool. It is amazing.
It is absolutely fucking amazing.
It is so God damn cool, you guys.
I can't even express I'm geekingout over it.
It was just absolutely freaking cool.
You got like rocks. It's a fucking cave.
Literally a cave. I it was so cool.
I had to show Gavin and I was like, I I get that you

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understand that it's in a cave, but I mean, it's in a cave.
Yeah, it was in a cave, like thewalls and the ceiling.
Cave, cave, the floor, the floor.
They did all concrete. So they smooth concrete out over
the floor, which makes sense, right, When you have like the
bar and the bathroom in there, which is funny.
It was menfolk and womenfolk. That's how the bathrooms were
labeled, which I had to take a picture of because I'm a

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tourist. It's like, that's weird, but
funny. That's cute.
But we met, we met a couple people while we were standing in
line for this concert. So they have a little bar.
It's called the The Caverns Tavern.
Yeah. And it's in the little, it's in
the little barn up near the parking.
And we went in there and they have like the Cavern Fest every

(26:08):
year in May. And they all these different
posters for it and a lot of realcool art everywhere.
But we got a beer and they served their beer in these
aluminum cups. And if you don't know, aluminum
is infinitely recyclable. But they were so light that we
were like, wait, are these aluminum or are they plastic
made to look like aluminum? I'm like biting it, trying to

(26:30):
tell click, try to squeeze it and shit without breaking.
Let me put it in my mouth in theside.
We don't, we don't do the smart thing and like turn it around
and look at the bottom where it says 100% aluminum.
No, absolutely not. Put it in your mouth.
Yeah, exactly. It's got a cute little like blue
and red gecko on it, or salamander.
I think it was a salamander actually on it.
Like drinking a beer is super cute.

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And I was like, do we get to keep these?
He's like, Yep, you got to keep them.
I was like, fuck yeah, it was pretty cool.
So we're like, stand in line. We go stand in line because
we're trying to get out of the sun.
It's hot as shit. Yeah, I imagine.
I think it was like 92 and we'relike, let's fucking get out of
the sun. It was hot in the Little Barn
Tavern area. There was not a lot of air
circulation. It was like, let's go outside,
let's go that way. It looks like that's probably

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where the concert is 'cause we got there really early because
again, at the time zone, we got there like earlier than we
needed to be, which meant we also got a really good parking
spot. But we get in line behind the
this couple and I see this guy, he's wearing a baseball cap, but
it's backwards. And it says so far, so bueno.
And I was like, oh, that's funny.

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And I kind of elbowed Jason a little bit.
I was like, oh, that hat looks like something you'd wear.
And he looks at it and I tell the guy I'm like, hey, I'm
trying to get his attention. I'm like, hey, I like your hat.
And he doesn't hear me. So his wife kind of like taps
him on the shoulder or whatever.And he was like, what?
And I said, I like your hat. And he's like, oh, thank you.
And and then we all just got into a conversation.
We were in line with each other for about 40 minutes and just

(27:53):
bullshit and talking, just having a good old time, get to
know each other, talk about they're from Florida, but
they've been here for, you know,been in Tennessee for a few
years, whatever. Just having a really good time
and you really do just make friends wherever you go.
Well, it helps. Well, Jason's also super
extroverted too, so, like, it was easy.
It was, yeah, it was so fucking that's.
Really cool. That's what it means to be

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human. Yeah, it was really cool.
And we go down, we hang out withthem throughout the entire
concert. We take turns buying each other.
Well, we tried to take turns buying each other beers and
drinks, but Tracy and Chris, that's their names, wouldn't let
us. They'd insisted.
They just kept buying our drinks.
And it was very fun. We had such a fucking good time.
And we're like, what are you guys doing for tomorrow, 4th of

(28:36):
July? And they're like, oh, we don't
really have anything planned. And we're like, oh, well, we're
going up to Sweetwater for like the little 4th of July festival
they have going on up there. Whatever.
You guys want to join us? And they're like, really?
And we're like, fuck yeah. Like it's just me.
We're friends now. We are friends now.
Like we're like, it's just goingto be me and him going up there.
Like we'd love to have you guys come along.
And, you know, they're like, OK,yeah, no, we'd love that.

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And so we like hit him up the next day.
And making friends like your kids again.
Yes, I loved it. And so we go up to Sweetwater
and we hung out with them and itwas such a freaking good time.
And yeah, I I loved it. It was Sweetwater's a quaint
little town. They like spray painted the the
town Plaza grass with red, whiteand blue stars.

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It was that. Look, it looked like you were in
like the town square. Yeah, or something.
It was pretty cute. It was pretty cute.
And at the end, they had like a they had parade that went
through and they had the fire truck just like spraying water
all across the street, basicallydousing everybody.
And so we come out. That's awesome.
Yeah. We especially when it's like in

(29:38):
the. 90s. Yeah, So we come out the bar,
just as the fire trucks about toget in front of the bar where we
were hanging out, they stop spraying water.
We're like. Don't you see me sizzling?
What about? US.
I want to be wet. We wet in public.
We were so bummed, but these, these young men, I don't want to

(30:00):
say boys, 'cause they were older, but they were still
young. They're coming.
They got like water bladders that they're holding on their
back with like little like, whatdo you like super soakers
connected to them? And they're spraying everybody.
And I'm just like holding my arms out.
Like please, like how big do I need to be for this target?
Like can I do they need to scream and shout?
They just start fucking sprayingme.

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And then I looked down and I waslike, oh, that's funny.
I'm wearing a white fucking tanktop.
I guess that T-shirt, I guess I would have been enough target.
Yeah, no, there were like 6 of them.
They all took a shot. Nice.
Like you're good and soaked. But yeah, so that was really
fun. But we hung out with Chris and
Tracy and we go down and after the parade they had live music.

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We went and got something to eat, had a really good time.
And then they do what's called dancing in the streets.
And so they have somebody kind of directing everybody and they
have all these songs that like people can dance to real easy
playing. Well, it starts off with kind of
a cool song like a Soulja Boy song and then it like Superman
and then it goes to Hokey Pokey,which we were just like, I'm

(31:08):
sorry, what they did the one like shark song, like the little
kid shark. Show Baby Shark.
Yes. Baby shark Doo Doo Doo Doo.
Yes, yes, that one. I it was like, why?
No, they played that. No grown adults and kids dance
in the street to that. I was like, OK, what's
happening? At least you're there.
Yeah, no, it was family friendly.
And then they do the YMCA and so, you know, doing all these

(31:30):
different songs, like do like kind of classic ones and then
doing like weird little kid onesand whatever.
Well, they end dancing in the street with a father daughter
dance. The lady gets on the mic and
she's like, all right y'all, it is our last dance for dancing on
the street. Girls, I want you to get your
daddy, find your daddy. And if your daddy ain't here

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with you, I want to go find somebody who looks like a daddy,
OK? We're doing our father daddy
dance and we're like, OK, so we're all just staying on the
sidewalk watching. We weren't dancing, we're just
watching the fucking madness unfold.
And the song starts. Uh huh.
You're making MC Hammer can't touch this.

(32:11):
What? Their father daughter dance was
can't touch this. I'm sorry, that doesn't seem
correct. We all fucking simultaneously
looked at each other, looked at everybody and then fucking
busted up laughing. We're like, what the fuck?

(32:31):
Is this our cue to leave? I feel like this is our cue to
leave. Well, then we're just like,
wait, are they are? Is this like actually like an
issue? So this is this is like their
way of like a public message. Daddies can't touch this.
Can't touch my daughter. Don't touch your daughter.
So I was like, how what? Leave room for Jesus.

(32:52):
Oh, we said that too. Yeah.
It was like, yeah, leave room for Jesus.
You make sure you leave room forJesus in there, Daddy.
No, it was disturbing. And.
And. That makes me uncomfortable just
hearing about it. It was like, oh, OK, well, you
know, there's stereotypes about the South y'all, and y'all just
reinforced it a little bit. But that bless your heart.

(33:12):
And that small, small Southern town.
Yeah, it was OK. Very weird.
Oh, we we joked about that for the rest of the trip.
How could you not? Yeah, for the rest of the trip,
it was, it was wild. We were having a blast.
So then we go back up to the parking lot where we all parked
and our new friends brought their pickup truck and set up

(33:32):
like the lawn chairs that they brought their camp chairs in the
back. Tailgated.
Yeah, we tailgated. They set it up in the back of
the truck. And then they had like a nice
like sleeping bag pad on the tailgate and a blanket.
And we sat on there and and justwatched all the fireworks.
And that's awesome. We had a good time.
And then it ended and we was like, well, we might as well.
We're just bullshitting and drinking.
So we just keep doing that. We're not in a hurry.

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Traffic sucks anyways. Well, we were so not in a hurry.
We were the last car in the parking lot.
We. Didn't leave until like. 2:00 in
the morning and it got over at like 10:30 to the point where
like security came down was likehow y'all doing?
We're like, oh we're good, we'regood, we're leaving.
He was like, oh, you don't got to leave.
He was like, it's just, it's boring.
I just thought I'd come say whatyou all were doing.

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I was like. I'm just bored.
They were like, oh, well, you want a beer?
He's like, oh, I can't, can't, I'm on duty.
But yeah, just you wearing a camera.
Cause yeah, it was just, it was funny.
Oh, that reminds me. So when we were before our new
friends had gotten there, we were like, where's the live
music? This thing that we saw online
said it was starting at four. Yeah, it doesn't start at 4.
It started at 6:00. So we got there way too early.

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That's obnoxious. We went into the visitor center
to find out and we asked the lady.
She's real nice. Southern accent, older lady.
And we go to leave. I was like, thank you so much
for your help. Really appreciate it.
And she's like, no problem. We turned to leave and she's
like, oh, y'all don't forget to sign the guest book over there.
Let us know where y'all from. I was like, can you tell I'm not
from around here? It's in my heart.

(35:00):
Ours. It was the hard annunciations.
Yeah. So I'm like, all right, let me
put it in there so you know where I'm from.
OK, you got it. No problem.
Like, oh, it was fun. And then what was that?
That was Friday. So before we left that night

(35:21):
after the fireworks, they invited us and we're like, well,
when do you leave? Tomorrow.
And I said, well, my flight leaves at 6:00 PM so I got to be
at the at the airport in Atlantaby 4.
And they're like, oh, well, what'cause they want.
Funnily enough, even though we drove an hour and a half to this
concert venue on Thursday, they actually only live like 10
minutes away from Jason. Oh, wow.

(35:42):
Yeah. So it's kind of perfect and
they're like, well, why don't you come over to our place,
We'll BBQ, we can hang out in the pool and just bullshit and
hang out until you got to go to the airport.
And I was like, I would actuallylove that.
And I was like, what do you think?
JC was like, fuck yeah, let's doit.
So we just, we dude, we just, wehung out with them.
Like after we met him, we just hung out with him three days in
a row. It was fucking great.

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We went to their place 'cause I like, went home, packed all my
shit, showered, got as much stuff that I could get together,
packed so that the next morning all I had to do is throw the
last of it in there and we couldgo over to their place.
And we got over there at about 11:00 in the morning and hung
out and drank and just sat in the pool and laughed and talked
about music and just had a really fucking great time.

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I'm absolutely in love with Tracy.
She is such an amazing woman andsuch a powerhouse of a woman.
Like absolutely inspirational. She is super successful and
really good looking actually. Like I think she's shout out to
you, Tracy. Yeah, I think she's like 54.

(36:46):
She looks really good. Yeah, she.
And she's just funny. And then she told me she's like,
you know, I knew I liked you almost immediately because of
something you said. And I said, what was that?
She's like, well, we were at theconcert venue.
You were asking me what I do fora living, and I was kind of
hesitant to tell you because women in the South are not very

(37:08):
supportive, not very supportive of women who are really
successful in that way and don'tfit into, like, the the
traditional. Uh huh.
They're real judgy. Yeah, like the traditional
ideology of where women should be in society.
Standing behind their man. Yeah, and so she's, I was kind
of nervous, but, you know, I told you what I did.

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And you just like, oh, hell yes,I love that for you.
Like, good for you. Fuck yeah, I love that.
You know, more power to you. Like whatever she's like.
You just were super uplifting and empowering and you were just
like, you were happy for me, like you were excited for my
success. And I was like, fuck yeah, I
was. I said women need to be
empowering women, not judging and holding each other down.
We have we have men to do that. We don't need to do it.

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To each other, right? We don't also need to be doing
it. And so I just thought that was
really cool and I had told her about our podcast and she
immediately she was like showed me her phone.
She's like, all right, I'm following.
I was like, oh, yeah, thanks, Tracy.
Yes, love you. It's very amazing.
I I really, really like her a lot.
We have very similar tastes in what we like to read and just

(38:13):
like sense of humor. She was telling us just.
Smutty ladies. Yep, Yep, Yep.
That's right. That's.
Right. We we love that clitor.
We're talking because she had asked what our podcast was about
and Iplora was like, you know, we do talk a lot about sex and,
and whatnot. And so we're just talking about
all that. Well, and then Chris is like, so
you're a sex therapist? Nope, no, but that sounds

(38:36):
awesome. He said we met another couple at
the concert and he sent her overthe, one of the, the, the woman
of the other couple and she comes over and she's like, so
you're a sex therapist. Chris says you're a sex
therapist. And I was like, I am, I, I have
a podcast where I talk about sex.
I'm not a sex therapist. Oh, so then you're like a sex
expert then. I would not call myself a sex

(38:57):
expert either. I don't have any credentials
experienced. I'm like, I am just out here
trying to give adult sex Ed. Okay, like just like common
sense kind of shit. Like I do my research a lot of
times I'm learning stuff when I'm teaching it, you know?
So, but it was cool. We just got like, yeah, so that
night I got I got us 4 new followers, which is awesome

(39:18):
because the guys followed us tooand.
Shout out to you 4. It was pretty awesome.
So yeah, I just, I don't know, it was really good, had a really
good time. And when I left, Tracy was
saying, you know what, I think Ithink I might need to plan a
trip out to, to Oregon. And I said, I think you might.
I also think you might, yeah, take this as a sign of, yeah,
get your ass up here, right? I love it.

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Yeah. So anyways, that was my trip.
It was really amazing. I had a really good time and
overall I just I love Tennessee.I I freaking was tripping and
absolutely looking like a tourist because like definitely
a lot from around there. Because it's so different from
up here. People actually have like a real
strong Southern accent and the way they talk.

(40:03):
Crazy I was like fuck y'all talklike that in real life?
I thought that was only in the movies like so fucking real.
We walked out of one restaurant and this guy walks by and his
accent was so strong I immediately just turned and was
watching him the whole time as he was walking by I just stared
at him and listening to him as he was talking.

(40:24):
I couldn't get over it. Are you real?
Oh, so the bar that we were waiting at in the parade for
waiting for the parade to come by and we were drinking.
Jason gets into a conversation with this gentleman sitting at
the bar and everybody OK, Jason was wearing like these red,
white and blue overalls. Was he shirtless?
Yes, he was shirtless. And.

(40:45):
What was he? What was on his feet?
Just regular shoes, just like and.
She was hoping for cowboy boots.Yeah, he.
Thought about it. He was like, I'm not ever going
to wear them again. I'm not buying cowboy boots.
So he got lots of compliments onhis overalls from all dudes.
Like, of course, they were all just like, oh man, I was almost
going to do that, you know, or whatever, just all love them
attitude. This older guy, he must have

(41:06):
been late 60s sitting at the barbullshit and whatever he says as
he as he comes into the bar and takes his seat, he or no, I
think he was coming back from using the bathroom.
He looks at Jason. He goes, son.
I like them overalls on you a whole lot.

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All I could think was that's a real pretty mouth you got there.
Sure do, got a purred mouth? Yeah, Oh my gosh.
But other than that, like his, that guy's accent was so strong.
Jason was having a conversation with him.
I only knew what they were talking about because I could
understand Jason. Like I got like, I got like 3 or

(41:46):
4 words out of this guy that I, that I really like got other
than like the overall comment and I just, yeah, it was crazy.
I was like how do you guys even understand each other like?
Speaking another language, he. Sounded like he was speaking
another language and he was likekind of talking fast.
And his accent was real, real strong.
I can't even do it. Like it was just crazy.
But it was amazing. And I was like, I want to stay

(42:07):
here forever. I want to listen to all of these
guys fucking talking their southern accent.
And there's something about a Southern man saying, hey, little
lady. I wish somebody would have said
that to me, a Southern accent when I was down there.
Calling you darling. Oh yeah, it's good, let me tell
you. Real good.
Yeah. Hey there, darling.

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Yeah. Oh my God, I just got myself
wet. Oh look, another waterfall.
But anyways, it was, it was a real fucking, it was a real
fucking hoot. And that was a real hoop.
It was, it was an amazing time. I absolutely fucking loved it.
Made great friends. Got to catch up with a really,

(42:50):
really old friend that I haven'tseen in almost 30 years.
Yeah, that's really awesome. It was.
I love that. It was awesome, dude.
It was crazy. It was funny, though, too,
because one of the couples thereat the concert kept trying to
get me and Jason to hook up 'cause she didn't believe that
we were just friends. I was like, no, like, we are
just friends like this. Truly.
Yeah. Like, truly, truly just friends.

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This is a platonic friendship. But yeah, it was a little bit.
It got a little bit annoying, like it was at first, but then I
was like, OK, can you please stop drinking or stop talking to
me like one of the two, 'cause now you're just fucking annoying
me. Yeah, but get out of my face.
Yeah, Get out of my face. Walk away, Wallace.
Whatever. Anyways, it was a great time.

(43:31):
So that took up kind of a lot oftime.
I apologize y'all, but it was really fun and I had a great
time and I loved it and I can't wait to go back and keep meeting
new people. Yeah.
You're just a little social butterfly. 2 social butterflies
together and you made friends. I told you I love people.
You do. You really do.

(43:52):
So it was beautiful for me. It was great.
I know you've been beaming this whole time.
Even when we went to the ice cream shop, like I made friends
with the kid that was making theice cream and then while Jason
was ordering his milkshake, I got to talking to the guy that
was making the fudge and I was just bullshitting him while he
was making fudge. I was just like, I just like
people. I love people.
I really like going to new places and saying off the wall

(44:14):
shit when I'm near the employees.
Like what? What do you mean new places?
Like new businesses or just new places in the.
World. Oh, yes.
Well, not the world. I've never left the United
States. I know, but you were the country
in the world. No, just you don't want my toes.
No, I don't want your toes. I don't even want to touch
myself. It's so hot in this room right

(44:34):
now. My hands are clammy.
They're not clammy. They're hot.
They're sweaty. Carry on anyway.
No, just I don't know what. Whatever strikes in the moment,
just do an off the wall shit. You do.
You do have random. Shit that just pops into your
head. It does, and it really helps.
That's why I can't pinpoint anything, because there's so
much things in there swirling around all the time.

(44:57):
One example I guess I can give it wasn't to an employee, but
Gavin and I were out of Winco waiting in line to get our stuff
scanned and I just saw a bottle of Squirt in the little.
Bridges you know why do I do youknow what you're.
Going to say, well, I started singing a song to Gavin, as we

(45:18):
both do, and it was, you know, you make me want to squirt,
throw in my hands and make me squirt.
Oh my God, that's not what I thought you were going to say.
And the guy that was standing behind us because I kept going
on and on about Squirt, but I was making him obviously very
sexual. And then not an well, not my

(45:41):
employee, someone that Gavin works with came out because I
met him at work the other day and they're talking.
I was like, oh, you guys are cute.
And I turned to to the other employee and I was like, yeah,
I'm actually a man. He's like, oh, that's even
cuter. They both just cracked up
laughing, you know, off the wallof shit like that.

(46:02):
Just, you know, make people laugh.
You'd you'd have a good time with Jason.
He's so funny. He says random shit.
Yeah, pretty random shit. Jason, you're also welcome for
that toe bean song. Oh, he loved it.
You're welcome. He laughed so hard while I sing
you that snap. And you could hear him laugh in
the background noise. He was like, I will never he.
He would randomly sing it like the rest of the time of the

(46:23):
trip. Yeah, Yeah.
He's I love it. He's saying it when we were
hanging out with Chris and Tracyand they were like, what?
And I was like, oh, my sister. Yeah.
Very funny. It was.
It was a good time for sure. Yeah, I like doing stuff like
that. I'm not totally one for having

(46:45):
long conversations with people, but I will do stuff randomly to
make people laugh and smile. I will say Tracy had a really
great idea that I love and I think we should definitely
discuss further outside the podcast, but or a series like
since we're doing like this kindof series with the exploring
sexual flavors, which we'll get into here in just a moment.
She was like, you should talk about sex in the South.

(47:09):
And I was like, first of all, sex in the South is a perfect
name for that series. And she's like, because women
down here, like they love to have sex, but they don't ever
talk about it like and they don't talk about it to each
other. It is just like a fairy taboo.
And I think that women in the South need to be a little bit
more open about that. She's like, but it would be

(47:29):
really cool. Like, you guys start getting
guests. She's like, I'll help you find
people here in the South to like, come on to your show.
Hell yeah. Remotely and just talk about it.
And I said I absolutely love that idea.
Yeah. Love it.
Yeah. So shout out, Tracy.
Thank you for that brilliant idea, babe.
Yeah, Thank you. This girl, this woman is AVP of

(47:49):
a company. Oh, shit.
Uh huh. She's a boss bitch.
We love that. We do love that.
Absolutely love that. Hands down.
All right, well, you know what? We are going to move on to the
meat and taters of this episode,which is exploring sexual
flavors 3. Point O man.
That's right. It's this is 3 point O Yep.

(48:09):
And I'm coming with a kink and Samara's going to be are you
coming with a kink and fetish orjust two fetishes?
2 fetishes this time. Love it, love.
All right, well, I've been talking a minute.
So why don't you go and rest your vocal cords?
Take a drink. I like that.
You know, take a nap. No, no, no.
Nap's probably not a good idea. No.
You want me to sleep while you talk?
That's that's not promising. Just listen to my voice.

(48:36):
No, I got I got 2 fetishizes that they go pretty hand in
hand, I'd say. So I was initially going to do a
kink and a fetish again, but I mean I got a real life example
for each one of them perfect. And with that, I think there
wasn't a need for a kink this week.

(48:56):
So that perfect. So to start us off, we will
begin with objectum sexuality. Objectum sexuality, Objectum
sexuality. So it refers to a sexual or
romantic attraction to inanimateobjects.
Inanimate objects? Yep.

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Individuals who identify with this orientation may form deep
emotional and sexual connectionswith objects, often perceiving
them as having their own unique identities and personalities.
Do these people also have personality disorders?
I don't know. I didn't look that far.
Interesting. Individuals who identify with

(49:40):
this orientation may also form romantic relationships with the
objects, viewing them as partners or significant others.
Is this like Wilson? Wilson no the the volleyball
away. Wilson with.
One of them kinda. I mean, because he did.

(50:02):
Turn it into like gave it his old personality.
They had a relationship, he talked to it.
Did he draw a face on it? He did, Yes, he did.
With the inside, the like handprint.
Yeah. Yeah, I don't.
No one's drawing faces in this, I'll always say that.
I mean, he wasn't getting sexually aroused by Wilson, but
he was very connected to it, wasemotional.

(50:22):
Yes. He cried when he cried, Wilson.
He did. He did.
Absolutely. He was devastated.
Yeah. So it was.
Sure, Right. It's probably like attached
somewhere. It's it's like a puzzle of it,
right? Yeah.
Yeah. It's an offshoot.
Love it. That's what I was going for.
Thank you. Yeah, no problem.
So I don't even remember viewingthem as partners or significant

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others. This attraction can encompass a
wide range of items, including but not limited to structures,
vehicles, furniture and even everyday objects.
Do these people ever marry theseobjects?
We will get there. Oh, I will not say yes and I
will not say no. Well, I'm thinking it's a yes.

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Why? I think you might be half right.
Maybe so. The concept of objective
sexuality challenges traditionalnotions of relationships and
intimacy as it emphasizes the emotional and sexual connections
that can exist outside of human to human interactions.

(51:30):
Obviously, Yes, obviously. People who identify with
objective sexuality may express their feelings throughout
rituals, affection, and even sexual activities directed
towards their chosen objects. Yep.
While objective sexuality is notwidely understood or accepted

(51:51):
within mainstream culture, it highlights the diversity of
human attraction and the variousforms that love and desire can
take. Oh good God, that's crazy.
Now there is someone that you may have heard of some of you.
For some people having a six foot partner is ideal, but for

(52:12):
66 year old Linda from of course70 feet tall is better.
What is she in love with that 70feet tall building?
Linda married a 70 ton amusementpark ride named Bruce back in
2015. I'm sorry, what?
She married an amusement. Park Ride A 70 ton amusement

(52:35):
park ride named Bruce. That's not that can't be like a
legal marriage. Right.
Not it's at the time of the marriage it was not recognized
in the state of Florida. We'll say that Wild.
I don't know if that's changed, but at the time it was not
legal. They didn't recognize it.

(52:56):
Yeah. So during their ceremony the non
dominational preacher at one point said I tie you flesh to
steal. Linda fell in love with Bruce 36
years ago while working at a carnival where the ride was
based when where she said it wasleft at first sight and has

(53:18):
since restored. Bruce, after a storm, left the
Ferris wheel like ride decommissioned and left rusting
in a scrap field for a decade where she did not know where he
was until a friend of hers located him and she drove
immediately there and rekindled the relationship.
Oh. My Lord.

(53:39):
So where's Bruce now? Like in her backyard.
I don't know. She like read a lot to keep them
she that's. She had to a bottom from the
scrap yard. She yeah, 'cause she, she
restored them. Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, about 10 years ago, her love for Bruce rekindled after

(54:00):
the two previous relationships with an airplane and a
locomotive ended. She was actually fired from her
locomotive job when one of her superiors walked out to find her
in a loving embrace with the locomotive train.
A loving and like hugging it. Yeah.

(54:22):
Wow. That's what I took at least.
She's been open about herself. Proclamation of being objective
or objective sexual. She has also starred in the TLC
show My Strange Addiction Season6 Episode 2.
Wow, Yep, I might actually watchthat 'cause I am kind.

(54:43):
Of love that show. I eat that shit up.
Wow, that's crazy. It's pretty wild.
What? Yep, that is wild.
I believe Bruce's true name is Skydiver.
Yeah, Yep. She said that when she would

(55:07):
write him, it felt sexual and very intimate.
But it is. Like she got a that like
butterfly when you're flirting with someone, you know, like a
very physical reaction. I just want to, I really would
love to just understand the psychology behind this.

(55:30):
Me too. It absolutely fascinates me and
confuses me. Makes you want more information.
Yes. Like, I definitely want more
information that identifies thisway specifically.
Yeah. But also somebody who's got like
a psychology degree would love to know, like the actual, like,
science behind this. I would be fascinated to have a

(55:51):
conversation with someone. Oh my gosh, that's that's crazy.
OK, so your second fetish kind of ties into the what it was
object objective sexual objective sexual sexuality,
sexuality. OK, so from.
What I have read about the two, to me this is like a

(56:12):
subcategory. OK, so it's called mechnophilia.
Mechnophilia. Mechnophilia.
OK, it's characterized by a sexual attraction to machines or
inanimate objects, particularly vehicles, machinery, or
mechanical devices. So not so much everyday things,

(56:35):
but very specifically mechanicalthings.
Interesting, Somebody marry a car, or was it a pickup truck?
Am I, am I getting on the way? Individuals who identify with
this term, I'm just picturing somebody marrying a pickup

(56:56):
truck, but the truck's a woman. The guy is the person marrying
is a man, and they just put likea veil on the hood of the truck
as they drive away. Oh Lord, have the veil over the
windshield. Just lift it up.
All right, you're done. Anyway.
Individuals who identify with this term may experience sexual

(57:21):
arousal from the sight, feel, oreven the idea of such objects.
Mechanophilia can encompass a wide range of interests, from
simple admiration of the aesthetics of machinery to more
complex relationships where individuals may engage in sexual
acts involving machines, for example.

(57:41):
Sounds sketchy? Some individuals may find
pleasure in the act of driving acar or operating machinery,
while others may fantasize aboutor engage in sexual activities
with inanimate objects like motorcycles.
Or appliances? What?

(58:01):
I'm just trying to imagine how aman would do that like a woman.
I feel like you could kind of rub up against whatever a a
penis and stuff that. Yep, exactly.
That just seems scary. Make sure it's not on sketchy
dangerous. You know, what if it's like a
Chinese finger trap for your Dick that goes in and you can't

(58:23):
get it out? God, that'd be terrifying if it
was metal. Well, you, you said machine like
mechanical. Uh huh, that.
Would be terrifying. Yeah, I'm kind of.
Yes or not. So this attraction can intersect
with other interests or identities, often leading to a
unique personal expression that combines elements of technology

(58:44):
and sexuality. It's important to note that
while mechanophilia may involve non human entities, the
experiences and feelings associated with it are valid and
can be an integral part of a person's sexual identity.
Thanks again to my strange addiction.

(59:05):
This was not planned. These two people just happened
to. Be on the same fucking show.
I did not plan that. We have another real life
example of this. Filia, you're like, this is
fucking gold. I got to add this.
Yeah, absolutely. So on Season 3 Episode 1,
Arkansas man Nathaniel, at the time of filming back in 2012,

(59:29):
was 28 years old and was in lovewith his cherry red 1998 Monte
Carlo named Chase. Wow.
Many times Nathaniel was open about the fact that he was
intimate with Chase, also sayingthat he would often cry when
they were apart for too long. He had a picture of Chase on his

(59:50):
background at work and that his car was love at first sight.
Wow, that is what that is. I I really just don't understand
this like I can't relate at all like to either of these like
even a little bit. They are so baffling to me like
not even a little bit. I'm still just like is this
real? I mean I know it is.

(01:00:11):
I just like. I just huh.
Yeah, your brain's been shook. Yeah, Shooketh.
It has been shooketh. So an article from 2023 spoke of
how Chase was destroyed during aroutine mechanical checkup and
left undrivable. Some machinery had fallen on it.
Oh no, Chase died. Yeah, Nathaniel has since turned

(01:00:37):
a room into his house. Into a shrine.
Nathaniel has since turned a room in his house into a type of
shrine for Chase, using his hoodas a bed headboard to keep part
of Chase close. He's got a blanket with all of
their quote cute couple photos on it and that way it he has.

(01:01:00):
Nathaniel has a way to remain somewhat intimate and close with
Chase, although his love wise has not come to a halt.
Do not worry. What the fuck?
Samara is having a hard time keeping a straight face right
now. She's over here.
He hasn't found another love quite like Chase, though he has

(01:01:24):
since begun growing his family. How?
As of 2023, he has baby Girl, a Lexus ES330, an SUV named Jet, a
luxury sedan named Jordan that he describes as very gentlemanly
that he has also been intimate with, and his Jet Ski Adam that

(01:01:45):
he says when he wraps his legs around Adam, it feels like an
intimate hug. What?
The fuck that is what OK. Nathaniel also states that none
of his vehicles are jealous of each other.
Hallelujah for that. Yeah, yeah, you definitely don't
want like a episode of Cars. I went Mormons in my head and

(01:02:12):
you went with the movie Cars, which yours is definitely more
fitting. Yeah, I feel like my is a little
bit more relevant. I.
Don't know Mormons, multiple partners, you know.
Yeah, but Yep, OK, that's I. Also, did anybody else catch
that most of his quote partners are male?
Which makes me want to speak with someone with a PhD even

(01:02:34):
more. So closing the door on these
Filias, I'll say both Linda and Nathaniel showed the objective
sexuality and mechanophilia are as real of a love as human to
human relationships are, and that it isn't a phase the person
goes through as any type of sexual intimate relationship

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goes. Always remember to stay safe,
taking caution to make sure thatyou're not going to cause bodily
harm to yourself and in these cases, to the objects.
Humans are still squishy and metal is still able to cause
major harm. Finn.
Oh my. God always get consent.
Yep, that's right. Practice safe sex always.

(01:03:21):
Oh wow, mine is going to seem sonormal.
It's going to keep driving this song down to what you got.
Oh my God, OK I I am going to beswitching this up.
So I'm going to be covering A kink, and the kink I'm going to
learn y'all about is voyeurism, which we've talked about before,

(01:03:45):
but I want to get into voyeurismand what that actually means and
what that is. So although there is not a
shortage of kinks and fetishes around the world, voyeurism is
one of the most popular kinks. In a survey by the Journal of
Sex Research back around 2016, they found that 46% of people

(01:04:05):
were into voyeurism and 36% of people had actually done it.
Like practice voyeurism. It's so popular that you might
not even realize that you're a voyeur.
Do you like to watch porn or watch your partner get undressed
for the shower? Then it's very possible that you
are into voyeurism. Oh shit, So what is voyeurism?

(01:04:27):
Voyeurism is the act of getting off sexually from watching
others who are naked getting undressed or having sex.
For example, if your partner agrees to let you watch them
masturbate because it turns you on, that's a form of consensual
voyeurism. Voyeurism in the kink community
is always consensual, which means that all parties have
given consent to be watched or listened to beforehand.

(01:04:51):
No peeping Toms Voyeurism shouldnot be confused with voyeuristic
disorder, which is the act of watching and or recording
unsuspecting people without their consent.
For example watching someone in a private space think dressing
room or in a space with reasonable expectation of
privacy think a locker room. These are examples of non

(01:05:13):
consensual voyeurism or voyeuristic disorder.
It is very illegal and can come with hefty fines like $750,000
kind of fines and prison time asthere are both federal and state
laws in place to prevent it. I read an article about a woman

(01:05:34):
who what is it? I can't remember what show she
had recorded a woman swimming naked.
I don't remember where it was, but she'd recorded a woman
swimming naked. And the woman found out and
basically took her to court and sued her.
And the judge awarded that woman$750,000 in damages and the
husband $150,000 in damages because the husband was a swim

(01:05:58):
coach, and it made her look at swimming and her husband and
that kind of whole sexual stuff all completely different.
And then she was also. She was also sentenced to five
years in prison. Oh, shit.
Yeah. So.
Don't fuck around. Yeah.
So non consensual voyeurism, very, very bad, very, very bad.
OK. That is not the kind of
voyeurism that we are talking about today.

(01:06:18):
We are talking about consensual voyeurism.
Some signs that you could be a voyeur, which is what it's
called if you're into voyeurism,are one, you are sexually
aroused by watching others have sex, or the idea of watching
others have sex excites you sexually.
Two, you like seeing your partner mutually masturbate.

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Three, watching them undress in front of you.
Or 4, you enjoy watching porn, which is naturally a bit
voyeuristic regardless of what you're into, because you enjoy
watching it. So those are just 4 examples
that you might be a voyeur. And I like all of those.
So I think I've already established that I'm a voyeur

(01:07:00):
several times. But you know, ways to practice
consensual voyeurism. You could hide while you watch
your partner masturbate. Ask your partner to masturbate
while you hide somewhere nearby,like in a closet, and watch
through an opening in the door. Make use of your status as an
observer and notice how your partner's body reacts and what

(01:07:22):
gives them pleasure. Since your partner knows that
you're watching, you can encourage them to do certain
things that turn you on. You know, if you really get off
on the idea of kind of like hiding away and watching.
So that's something you could do.
You could role play. Think about a role play
situation where you get to play a voyeur.
Watching your partner in a in inan erotic situation like

(01:07:44):
watching your partner shower. I like that.
Another one is watch voyeurism pornography.
Voyeurism is a popular genre of of porn.
When watching voyeurism porn, ensure the video features to
consenting adults and not a realhidden camera voyeur video.
Because again, you, we, we don'twant non consent here.

(01:08:05):
Yeah, totally cool if you get consent, but don't, don't do
that without. Yeah, so be sure that.
And that goes for all porn. Yeah, that goes for all porn.
Make sure that all porn you're watching is ethical porn.
It's all consensual. And another idea, watch your
partner have sex with someone else if you're in an open
relationship or even if you're not in an open relationship.

(01:08:26):
I mean, this is just kind of a kink you want to explore.
You may want to consider asking your partner if they'd be
interested in letting you watch them engage sexually with
another person. Obviously set clear boundaries
beforehand so that you and your partner are both comfortable
with this arrangement. You can role play a scenario
where you get home from work early and see your partner
masturbating in bed by themselves.

(01:08:47):
You could watch your partner undress and get in the shower
without them seeing you. You could ask your partner to
spend some time masturbating in front of you before you guys
have sex with each other. Which I feel like that one's
pretty popular. Yeah, that seems pretty popular
now. If you are single, a great
option is to explore different porn viewing options.

(01:09:07):
You can try watching ethical porn, listening to audio porn,
or reading erotic stories AKA literature.
Visit. I'm like ticking off all the
fucking boxes over here. Yeah, check, check, check.
Another one you could do is visit nearby sex clubs or

(01:09:27):
parties where people may encourage you to watch them have
sex with someone there. You could meet somebody who's an
exhibitionist. It's like 2 peas in a pod.
Peanut butter and Jelly so in. Sexual.
Heaven. So just for those of you who may
not know what exhibitionism is, it is a person who is turned on

(01:09:48):
by being watched during sexual activity, while voyeurism is a
kink in which a person has a desire to watch others engage in
sexual activity. So if you have a voyeur and an
exhibitionist and they are together, I mean, and match made
in heaven. Exactly.
Right. It is absolutely like, what more
could you ask for? Good grief.

(01:10:10):
And we will cover exhibitionism in a later episode.
We'll go into more detail about that.
But yeah, there's so much out there.
There is. We'll be doing this for a hot
minute. Yep, We sure will.
Well, that is all I have for youguys today.
As far as Kingston, I know I cutit really short, but I knew that
I was going to be taking up a lot of time telling you guys
about my trip to Tennessee in Georgia, so I didn't want to

(01:10:32):
make you guys hang around forever and ever.
Forever and ever. Yeah, forever and ever.
Forever. Ever.
Forever. Ever.
Real singing episode this. Week, right?
It is. It is kind of a singing episode.
My gosh. As always, if you guys have any
kinks or fetishes that you've heard about or are curious

(01:10:53):
about, shoot us a message, either an I, you know, an
Instagram or e-mail us, Put it in the comments like we're here
for the suggestions. So yeah, anything that you guys
are curious about, let us know. We will destroy our already
very, very filthy search histories.
Absolutely without hesitation. We will do it with smiles on our
faces. Yeah.
You guys want to do something funny?

(01:11:14):
Obviously. So I did research for this
episode while I was sitting on aplane next to a guy who was
trying to pay attention to his phone.
I just had my laptop out and I'mlike Googling voyeurism and
different kinks and stuff and like, there's pictures coming up

(01:11:35):
of freaking people. And I was like thinking I like
happened to glance over and I saw him like kind of smiling a
little bit. But is she like what the fuck is
happening over here making? I got the good seat.
And I was like, but then for a second I was like, oh, maybe I
shouldn't research this right now, but I was like, I don't
really have a lot of time. We have to record tomorrow.

(01:11:57):
I didn't have time to really record, you know, like do any
research. You're not playing any weird
videos without headphones and sonot hurting nobody.
And that's what I was saying. I'm like, whatever.
Like if he watched my laptop long enough, he, it's clear that
I'm doing research. So, but it just was kind of
funny to me because some of the websites that I was looking at,
I mean, you had like there was one with a man with his head

(01:12:19):
between a woman's thighs and a woman in the in the background
watching them. What is this lady into?
Yeah, exactly. So freak.
The whole time I was just, I'm just smiling inside and just
like I love this so much. Yeah, that's great.
He he, he got off that plane andwas telling somebody.
Right. That's what I was saying.
I was like, you know what? You've got a good story.

(01:12:39):
You're welcome. You're welcome.
Strange man to oblige you're oblige, Oblige, oblige.
You know, it's even funnier. He was also on my connecting
flight home. Yeah.
So he's somewhere in this area. Oh, hey, guy.
Oh, and before we even get into the game, just real quick shout,

(01:13:04):
we now are on Facebook. You can find us the Sauce Box
podcast. We don't have all of our
episodes up there quite yet, butyou know, we're around 1718 and
episodes. So we're pretty close.
But go ahead and check it out too.
You know, if I know not everybody is on Instagram, so
that's a good idea. Just another place for you guys

(01:13:25):
to find us and share us and see what we're up to.
And another reminder, we are also on YouTube now as well.
So that's wrong. Yeah, we, we're, we're slowly
expanding. We're we're doing what we can,
OK. I mean, granted, our YouTube,
you guys still aren't going to see us.
We still don't have like video podcasts, but we will in the

(01:13:46):
future at some point we will getto that.
I think we're getting to a pointwith, with our audio editing
that we're probably going to be pretty comfortable here moving
into the the video audio at somepoint.
So. You know, we're working on
stuff. We're.
Working on it. Background again.
As a reminder, it is just the two of us.
Just the two of. Us that's right I love this this

(01:14:06):
is a singing episode so I mean we're we're everything we are
doing the research, the recording, the editing,
uploading all of our like socialmedia other than X yeah Twitter,
Twitter and even that I mean we're still providing the images
of a lot of stuff, but we're also you know working on all of

(01:14:27):
our merch ideas which you guys we have got some juicy saucy
shit coming to you like. Funny shit too.
I am excited because we've been we've been kind of teasing a
little bit, but we are going to be doing a giveaway here in the
in the near future where we, youknow, are going to have some
pretty cool shit for y'all. You're going to have to work for
it and getting it for free, but you will have you will have

(01:14:54):
bragging writes about having, you know, 1st edition shit.
So Amen, Borther. It's going to be good.
It will be good. Just make sure that you guys are
sharing us. The whole point is to get people
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get, then the more likely we'll be able to actually start
getting sponsors and really growthis podcast into something real

(01:15:15):
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trying to do. So and the more sponsorships
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more we can grow and really bring you some real awesome
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And I will say I want to give a shout out to my friend Jason
that I just came back from visiting from because he is our
absolute fucking cheer leader. That man.

(01:15:38):
He has gotten us so many new listeners, like, he talks about
us all the time. And I got to witness it first
hand when I was over there, likejust telling random people about
our podcast. It was amazing.
I love that. Yeah.
So thanks, Jason. Appreciate.
It we'll give him some pom poms,yeah.
I love it. Give him some sauce box pom pom
poms, yeah? Oh he likes overalls.

(01:16:01):
We could make him some sauce boxoveralls for him to wear around.
That would be. Pretty funny that's funny going
real quick back to the Facebook we don't have all of the episode
photos that we have on on Twitter and on Instagram on
there quite yet, but it's a workin progress it's a work in

(01:16:22):
progress but just know you can go over there you can follow us
we'll we'll keep it updated and.What's not and what's not?
Yep, I love it. YouTube's still got a lot going
on there because, you know, we got to create a kind of a, a
looped video for that, but we'llget on that.
I think right now we just have the one episode up.
But we'll, I also went on vacation for a week and kind of

(01:16:44):
left Samara alone. So, you know, we'll start, we'll
get on the rest of that stuff and then start getting this
handled. But we're growing.
It's happens in the works, you know?
Thanks to all of you. We love you.
Thank you for commenting, thank you for following, and most of
all, thank you for fucking listening.
Yeah, we absolutely love it. We appreciate every single one
of you. We really do.
All right. You ready for a game?

(01:17:04):
Yeah, let's play a fucking game.Game time, motherfucker.
All righty. We are going to be playing bad
choices our favorite one of our favorites.

(01:17:27):
Yeah, we have a lot of favoritesand actually we have three
favorites. I think it's bad choices mind to
the gutter and put a finger downyeah those those are go TOS.
Oh, they're. So good.
They really are geniuses. Geniuses man Love it.
OK, I don't remember who went first last time.
OK, I am going to read the firstquestion.

(01:17:48):
Here we go. Hold on to your butts.
Hold on to your hold on to your titties, hold on to your
booties. That's funny my new friend.
Her initials are TNA and I told her I was very jealous.
TNATNS yeah, tits and ass. Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass,
ass. OK, all right, moving on.

(01:18:09):
Have you ever apologized after sex?
That's quite the question. Like this is a good one to start
off with. I don't just knowing who I am,
I'm gonna say yes, but I I'm nothaving anything come out at me.
Just knowing who you are like. That's something you would do,

(01:18:32):
idiot, that's why. You just like roll over and
you'll be like, I'm so sorry about that.
It's something I don't know. Who knows, maybe a burp or a
queef or something, I don't know, but just knowing who I am
as a person, I'm going to say yes.
That's so funny. Because I feel like it it, yes.

(01:18:54):
What about you? No, I've never apologized after
sex. I you said queef and I was like,
oh, I've been embarrassed when Iqueef but now I was like yeah
whatever dude. Like you did this to me, so I'm.
Not that's what you get for filling me with air and not
Dick. I'm using you a Dick to fill me
with air. I don't know.
No I've I've never apologized after sex but I have been
apologized to after sex numeroustimes and all of them were

(01:19:20):
deserved. Like y'all should have
apologized at least they're selfaware.
Yeah, but do better, do better because at this point in your
life, like you should be able todo better.
And maybe they could, I don't know.
Maybe that's why they apologize.We're like that.
That sucked. I was terrible.
No, I had one guy, I remember heeven told me he was like, that
was, that was really just not mybest.
I am so sorry about that. So sorry.

(01:19:42):
I was just like, what do you say?
Like, 'cause I agreed. I'm just like that, you know, in
my mind, I'm not going to say no, that wasn't your best.
But I also, I'm just not going to be like, yeah, no, that that
did suck. Thank you.
Apology accepted. Apology accepted.
Oh my gosh. Yeah, whatever.
Interesting. Well, have you ever had sex at
work? Man yes, yes, actually I have.

(01:20:09):
I also have. Yeah.
In my office and in the bathroom, all after hours.
My work sex was not necessarily like in a workplace, but you
guys know, like I've done construction or construction
kind of work for like a long time.
And so I've had sex in a house that we were remodeling.

(01:20:33):
So that was that was fun. Blood, sweat and semen.
Yeah, I do get that question a lot though.
A lot of people ask me because I'm a realtor and they're like
oh do you ever have sex in your clients house?
Is a no. That is an absolute no, no,
that's that's that's a violation.
Yeah, like, absolutely. At least in the houses that
we're remodeling, the area we had sex was like, there's a
whole house was getting gutted. So it didn't matter.

(01:20:56):
It was only getting torn out anywhere.
It was. Yeah, fair.
OK, hit me. Would you slap Mom in the face
for $500? Yeah, she's not going to fill
it. No, let's say mom is alive.
OK, if you had the opportunity while mom was alive, it's always
like, hey, go slap, go slap yourmom in the face for $500.
Would you do it? If I got her permission, I

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wouldn't just do it, I would askfor permission first.
I feel like I would totally be like scared to do it, but I
would do it. And then mom was like, what the
hell was that for? They'd be like, there's 250,
right? I, I got paid, I'd be, but me,
I'd be fucking stupid. I'd be like somebody told me if
I slapped in the face, they'd give me $500.
I'll give you 250. She'd probably be like, no,

(01:21:40):
you'll give me $500. And then I'll be like, fuck, I
should have told her it was 100.Two different routes, I have to
say. Fucking when Gavin and I went to
the store to get all of this more stuff, we were talking
about how we literally on the way there just realized that our
families have never met and we've been together for five

(01:22:03):
years. Oh, wow.
Yeah. It we're just like, oh, shit.
Huh. Oh, that's crazy.
Yeah, I know. It is totally not on purpose.
Like, we think our families would get to get along really
well. And so that is so wild.
Actually, we park and he's like,well, I guess it's a little late
for my parents to meet your mom.I was like, huh, yeah.

(01:22:25):
You imagine us, like, having them over and maybe like, oh,
you guys want to meet my mom? Don't mind her.
Her. Her sense of humor is a little
dry now. And then Kevin fucking chimed
in. Yeah, careful.
She's a little ashy. God, I Oh my God, He almost took

(01:22:48):
me to the floor. I was laughing so hard when he
said that because we were literally walking into
Albertsons and I like doubled over.
Oh, it was hilarious. I love it.
I love that man's jokes. They're so good.
You guys are a good fit for eachother for sure.
Yeah, we're hilarious. We're.

(01:23:08):
Hilarious. If I do say so myself, and I do
hair flip. Hair flip.
All right, Would you eat a humanmeat burger for $5000?
You said you'd fucking drink some blood, so why not add some
something else so the human body?
Would I eat a human meat burger for five grand?
Uh huh. Like the whole burger?

(01:23:30):
Doesn't say I'll take a bite. I fucking knew you would, you
little freak. It's my grand man, I need money.
You know, I did it for the pod. I did it for the pod if I knew
the person, because there's there's a thing of affiliate

(01:23:53):
about being consumed that peopleare into.
Oh, so if you knew the person that was like into it or like
one of their open. For it completely voluntary.
Their death wish was grind me upand feed me to people.
Yes, because they they do fucking exist.
I would at least take a bite. Well, I'm going into this
assuming that whoever I'm eatingwas OK with that idea.

(01:24:16):
Yeah. I'm not.
I don't want to eat somebody whowas like, murdered just so I
could eat a burger. No, Jesus Christ.
Like, I don't, you know, or. House close, but it ain't
fucking here. Yeah, Right.
Yeah. No consent.
I would need consent. Yeah.
Let me see the will. Yeah, But for five grand, I'm
not gonna eat the whole burger. That's not enough money for me.
But I would take a bite. I'd take a bite.

(01:24:37):
I think a bite's all I could actually stomach, to be honest.
Probably I would have a hard time even swallowing that.
It would be very difficult. I can imagine myself chewing it,
and I just. It would.
It would be very hard. Yeah, But I would do it.
Yeah, same. OK, that's really fucked up.
Whoever came with that cup came up with that question.
Indeed. All right, switching gears, have

(01:24:57):
you ever masturbated with a pet in the room?
Yeah, that motherfucker doesn't go away.
God Jackson is fucking eye contact and you got to kick him
out and close the door. You're just like trying to get
yourself off and you happen to look over and Jackson's just,
like, staring at you. What are you doing?
I'm not blinking full attention.I'm like, can you fucking blink?

(01:25:19):
Can you matter of fact? Can you lay the fuck down,
actually? Can you just not look at me at
all? Can.
We actually just get the fuck out of the room.
Thank you. Yeah.
Yeah, it's it's terrible. I hate it.
I feel like I'm getting judged. I feel dirty, Yeah, it feels
wrong. It does.
It feels so wrong. I've actually had that happen
where I've had like our dog watching me or like coming up

(01:25:42):
and sniffing, like to see what I'm doing.
I'm like get the fuck away from me.
It has nothing to do with you. Matter of fact, get the fuck out
of the room. Get just go.
And you know what? Whatever.
Stay. I don't even feel in the mood
anymore. Like this is I'm over it.
You fucking ruined it. Yeah, fucking pervert.
I'm absolutely not into anythingeven remotely bestiality.
So even a pet watching me? Nope.

(01:26:05):
No, get out of the room. Yeah, them just sitting there
and staring at you, or if it's like hot and they're panting,
that's even more disturbing. Yep.
EW, we're going to move on from this.
Can we like it? Yeah.
All right. If your partner eats food off of
someone's naked body, is that cheating?
Man, I that's like, is it just him and that person or is this

(01:26:29):
something that's happening in public?
Like, is it just like ha ha ha lip lick whipped cream off her
belly or you know, like, is she naked?
Is it like fucking lick licking?Are we are we licking like, you
know, peanut butter off her cooch?
Eating cherries off? Her nipples like like I need to
know the extent of this where where is this food just eaten?

(01:26:52):
I'm going to say no because where I immediately go to is
like naked a naked woman covering like sushi.
Oh, that's like a Sex and the City episode.
Actually, it was a lot of Sex and the City movie.
Yeah, it's a thing. That's like, but that's in.
Public. That's in public, though.
It's still that off of someone'snaked body.
No, I know public or anything, but you're, you're envisioning

(01:27:15):
that in public though, right? It could even be in a in a.
You could hire them just for a bit to come to your house and
then do it small venue or. OK, but if it's just if it if
your man and this naked woman are the only people in the room
and he's eating sushi off her. Naked body?
Show me the fucking receipt. You wanted a live table?
OK, the biggest thing I'm going to be pissed about is that you

(01:27:37):
didn't fucking invite me. Yeah, true.
You don't think I want to eat food off of someone's naked
body? Selfish.
Selfish. Selfish, that is.
Absolutely. You want all that food and naked
body to yourself, greedy man. Absolutely thoughtless.
I gosh, that is a hard one for me.
I don't think it. I don't think of it as cheating,

(01:27:59):
but a part of me I think would be hurt.
Like if it was in private. Absolutely.
I don't give a fuck if you didn't fuck like that.
No, I'm not cool with it. I'm not cool with it if it's in
public. Like you're out at a fucking bar
or a club or bachelor party or some.
I don't even fucking just something.
But you're in public and there'sthe opportunity to eat sushi off
a naked body or, you know, take a freaking body shot or licking

(01:28:23):
whipped cream off of somebody orwhatever.
As long as it ain't fucking nipples and coochie and ass
cheeks, then we're fine. Those are the off limits.
That's it, then I'd be fine. That's fair.
You go to any of those places, motherfucker, You cheated.
Yeah. You put your mouth on other
note. I don't care if it was in public
or in private. You cheated.

(01:28:44):
I would be the only way. I would say there's no way.
No man is going to fucking lick whip cream off a girl's ass and
just be very clean about it. Or their nipple, you know, lick
that off and kind of bite suck. They're going to do something.
They're going to be way too tempted.
Yeah, I'd say way hard. Even if it was like a a small
thing and they went to eat something off of their their

(01:29:07):
boob, got some nip in there, whatever.
You're still fine with it. Yeah, well, I'm, I trust him
enough that I'm like, you know what?
Go ahead and and try anyone that's wow.
That plays a huge part in it though too because so if we're
talking about that, like it depends on my relationship with
this person, you know, how much do we trust each other?

(01:29:28):
If it was my ex-husband and he had the opportunity, he could
have fucking eaten sushi off hercoochie and I wouldn't have been
jealous at all. But I think it also depends on
his. Partner, like I said.
Because like with him, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that
he never would step out on me. Absolutely not.
Like that's how it is with Gavin.
Yeah. So if I trust my partner, that's
that changes it completely for me.

(01:29:49):
So if I absolutely trust my partner and I know that, you
know, they're loyal to me. I don't care what you do.
You can fucking lick fucking whipped cream off her nipple for
eye care, because I know that that's it.
Like it's there's nothing that brings me back to the first
things. Yeah.
The what we would fight about iswhy you didn't fucking invite
me. I also want to do that right.

(01:30:09):
I do it together. Yeah, we can do it together
right then. We can go home and fuck yeah,
right? It could been a win, win, win
for everybody. If it's sushi, by the time you
get home it's going to be a fully digested anyway.
I mean. Granted, I'm not going to
participate in the sushi becauseI don't like it was just an.
Example because I know this. Yeah, yeah.
But if I didn't, if it was like a newer partner fucking Nacho, I
would not. I would I would be hesitant

(01:30:32):
about. That yeah, same.
Yeah, OK. All right, go ahead.
We're just like, fucking OK. OK, Last one for me.
Have you ever fantasized? Yep, all the time, baby.
Literally no. Absolute fuck, dude.
OK, sidebar, let's go ahead. Have you ever fantasized about

(01:30:52):
one of your teachers? Yep.
And then, years and years later,way after graduation, slept with
them. What?
I'm so fucking yeah. I'm so jealous.
Oh my God. Really, I don't think he was
ever my teacher, but he was a teacher in my school, Psalm

(01:31:15):
around and everything. He also was a coach for I think
like basketball. And it wasn't until I was close
to, I was late 20s or, yeah, late 20s when we met outside of
that because they stopped subbing, also stopped teaching.
And yeah, that was also the fastest I think I ever met
someone and then went home with them.

(01:31:37):
Wow. They're like that.
I was within, like, 30 minutes of meeting him.
And I was like, Yep, I'm gonna go home with you.
Yep. We're fucking yeah.
Oh, my gosh. OK.
But have you ever had a crush onone of your teachers?
One of my teachers? Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah. I'm sure you don't what?
You don't even know who. You can't even remember a
teacher. Not like you had that many
teachers. I had AII moved schools fair

(01:32:00):
amount. So did I more than you.
But elementary school, I mean, still most of elementary you
just have like 1 teacher per grade.
Even if you're like moving, you still like what's that like 2?
High school is when you got likethe most, well, I guess middle
school, high school. But yeah, I feel like it's not
that massive. I remember having a bunch, at
least two or three in elementary.

(01:32:20):
Same for middle. Male or female or both?
They're both, but crush. Yeah.
I'd say there was at least one in high school.
Yeah. I think it's my English teacher.
One of my English teachers, yeah.
I so he wasn't a teacher, he wasmy high school principal.
Didn't expect that when I was inEastern Washington, I had a

(01:32:45):
massive crush on him. But as far as teachers, when I
was going to college, my Physiology and anatomy teacher
was so fucking fine. I had such a hard time in that
class because I watched that manand I swear to God, I was wet.
Like I, I would like come to when he would like be teaching

(01:33:07):
something and I would look at him and he'd look at me and I
was just like, oh, like I fantasized about him in class
all the time, like. OK, I never had one that
intense. Oh my God, if I ever had the
opportunity to fuck that man I would have jumped on it.
I don't even care. And I was in college at the
time, so we would have both beenconsenting adults.
But I just was like, oh good God, he was so.

(01:33:28):
And I was, I know I was not the only person who had a crush on
him because some of my friends, you know, we'd all make comments
about how gorgeous he was. But he was absolutely fucking
beautiful. And if I ever had the
opportunity, I would fuck his brains out.
Well, I definitely don't feel like that about any of my
teachers that I've ever had. He was beautiful.
I was like, you were too hot to be a fucking college professor.

(01:33:48):
I was like, I am trying to live out a schoolgirl fantasy right
now with you and that is not even my thing.
I'll even provide the rulers. That's right.
Bring it, baby. All right, my last one.
This is going to be a real doozy.
Oh God, OK. For $100,000, would you drink a
gallon of breast milk that your mom had been saving in the

(01:34:09):
freezer since you were an infant?
Oh my God, I told you it's goingto be a fucking doozy.
I saw that car and said oh fuck yeah, we're doing it. 100,000
dollars $100,000 of her breast milk.
I mean, I just. You've been saving since you
were an infant. Yeah, I would.

(01:34:32):
It'd be freezer burnt and probably not taste very great,
but. You know, you got to warm it up.
Slowly, but it's from my mom. I already fucking had her breast
milk at once so I'm like but yeah granted this is like
decades later but still. 100 grand 40 It's not like I got a
only 40 years later. What could be anything wrong

(01:34:52):
with it? It's been in the freezer, you
know. Think of all that ice cream that
you throw away when it's got freezer burn on it.
No, I know as I'm saying, it's probably freezer burnt and is
not gonna taste that great. See the ice crystals in my head?
Yeah, I can. I can taste like the freezer
burn. To be honest.
I was like, I've, I've been likedesperate for ice cream.

(01:35:13):
I was like, fuck, it's freezer burn.
And then try to eat it anyways. I'm like, yeah, it's not that
great. But for 100 grainy, for
$100,000, it doesn't say I gottachug it.
Sure, I'm gonna drink it. Yeah, I'll make it.
I'll make it fucking coffee if Ican.
If, if I get sick, I I'll have the money to deal with it.
So, yeah, Well, I have health insurance, so whatever.

(01:35:35):
Bring it on. Oh, I don't.
I'll just, you know how I have been living on luck?
Living on luck. Oh my gosh.
Yeah. No, I totally would.
Yeah, you would. What about?
What about you? Guys, yeah.
Did you guys drink your mom's breast milk from when you were
like a baby, an infant, frozen this entire time?
Would you take a bite out of a human burger?

(01:35:58):
Yeah, The human burger was how much?
555K5K. That's crazy.
I feel like the human burger should be like 100K and the
breast milk should be 5K. I'm like, the breast milk one's
easy for me. 100K for the shit. You don't even ask me if it's a
shit. Ranger's breast milk.
It's my mom's breast milk. It's.
Already been in ME once. Right.

(01:36:18):
Yeah, I'll do it. Game, game the fuck on.
I'm about to eat that human burger.
Well, a bite of it and I'm goingto drink a gallon of fucking my
mom's old ass. A gallon breast milk.
And oh, it did say a gallon. Oh yeah, no, I was paying
attention to the details. OK, That's why I was like, at
least I don't got to chug it. I'll fucking mix it in some

(01:36:38):
drinks. Oh, God, now I'm thinking of a
gallon of frozen milk in the freezer because we would do
that. Yeah, that's a lot of milk.
It is a lot of. Milk.
I know, but it doesn't say how fast.
I mean you can take your time I'm sure.
I would mix it into stuff and cook with it and.
No, it's a drink. You can't.

(01:36:59):
You can't drink with it. I got a drink.
OK fine. I'll mix it into like smoothies
and coffee. Doing shots with mom's breast
milk. Shots, shots, shots, shots,
shots, shots, shots. Well, everybody, breast milk.
All right. Well, on that note, you guys
have been a lovely audience. Thank you so much for
participating. Love the cheering claps, you

(01:37:21):
know. Yeah, we can hear it all the way
from here. We love your laughter.
We love you. We'll see you next week.
We will have a good one, everybody.
Deuces. Be sure to follow us on
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