30: ESF: Exhibitionism and Weighted Anal Hooks

Exploring Sexual Flavors is back for another installment! Any guesses to what we’ll talk about this week? Hint: There are hooks, and maybe some extra eyes involved this week… Alright, alright, we’ll tell you. Anal Hooks and Exhibitionism! Good guesses!

Nikki starts off sharing about her fun weekend in Bend, Oregon, and Samara shares more on how dramatic she can be. Samara keeps us all on our toes by telling us about Anal Hooks, then Nikki tells us about Exhibitionism and how it is actually a lot more common than one may think. What’d y’all do this past weekend?

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Episode Transcript

(00:23):
Hey everybody, how are you doing?
Welcome back to the sauce box. I am your host, Nikki.
And I am Samara. You're just staring at me,
waiting for me to say something.You could have said something.
Yeah, but what I was going to say was going to be dumb.
It's going to be. Yep, that was dumb.
I know. How are you guys?
I will just tell you, I'm so fucking exhausted.

(00:45):
I went to Bend for the weekend and I saw him at Rife, which was
so good. Oh.
I fucking bet that guy's really funny.
My God, it was so good. And I had paid kind of a lot,
like more than I would normally pay for a show or a concert.

(01:08):
And I was like, no, I want to beclose.
I want to be like, I want to seewhat's going on.
Oh, so you paid more for? A good seat?
Yeah, I was like 6 rows back from the stage.
Damn, that was. Pretty good.
It was really good and. Was it a big venue?
Yeah, so it was in there. I think it's called Hayden Homes
Amphitheatre. Anyways, it's an outdoor
Amphitheatre, but it was packed.I was like, fuck, is anybody

(01:30):
left in the city? Like is literally everybody
here? Holy shit.
He was even surprised at one point because at the end of the
show he was like, because we weren't allowed to have our cell
phones out. It was basically like, if you're
caught with your cell phone out,you're getting kicked out.
You're getting kicked out. No questions asked, no warning.
Yeah. So he was like, this is like one
of the few things that AI can't take over.

(01:50):
So can we just like all, just enjoy being in the moment?
Hell yeah, I respect that. And so at the end, he had
everybody take out their cell phones and turn on their
flashlights, and he was like, I want to get a picture with the
crowd and everybody was turning them on.
He was like, holy fuck, there's people way the hell back there,
too. It was crazy.

(02:11):
It was a lot of people. It was packed, but it was really
good and you will be happy to know he did talk about
Annabelle, but he was like I'm sure you guys all know that yes.
So he bought Annabelle. Oh, he's not just the He bought
Annabelle and so he owns her so as.

(02:34):
Long as she stays in the glass. So he's like, I know everybody's
fucking tripping, but if you believe in everything the
Internet says, then you guys areall fucking Dick weeds.
He's like, he was like, I take the care of Annabelle very, very
seriously. So seriously, in fact, I won't
even be making a joke about her.OK, good.

(02:54):
That that makes me. Feel better?
Yeah. He was like, he's like, she is
not in my house. I'm not like just doing stupid
shit with her. She is in the museum where she
has always been. And that's where she will stay
in her very protective case withthe people who know how to care
for her and look after. Her.
That's the reassurance that I wanted to hear.
He was like, you're going to be responsible, right?

(03:15):
He was like that, unleashed. He was like, everybody is losing
their fucking mind about me buying Annabelle like I'm some
it's. Not idiot.
It's not that he bought it. It's that somebody bought
Annabelle. Yeah, and Annabelle is?
Annabelle I know, but of course people do what people always do
and they fucking make shit up, spread lies and rumors and the

(03:37):
Internet catches on and then it's like this is truth.
I, I read it on TikTok or whatever, you know, fucking
stupid. I.
Read it in the clouds. Yeah, exactly.
And so which I was so happy, he said.
That was like, yeah, clown, all those fucking idiots, but I
wanted to hear Yeah, I. Wanted to.
Hear that? Yeah, I knew you'd be really
happy about that one guy, like, chimed in.

(03:58):
He was like, my mom is super religious and she was like
really upset about me coming to the show because you own
Annabelle and she didn't want meto come and he was like your.
Mom's dumb. Yeah, yeah, he's like your mom's
a fucking idiot 'cause he just, you know, that's part of what
makes him so funny, is nothing'soff limits to him.

(04:20):
I think it's great. And it was just, yeah, it was
like, if anybody gets offended during my show, feel free to get
the fuck out of here. Hell yeah.
Here's your cue to leave now. I love that.
It was pretty great. Matt Rife was just fucking just.
Killed it. Gold.
Oh. My God he's so amazing, I
fucking love him so much. He is so, so very funny.

(04:42):
I had no idea. So apparently he goes to Bend
every year. So this was his third year
there. And he had told everybody he's
like, I fell in love with Ben the first time I did a show
here. And I was like, how do you guys
feel about me coming back to Bend every year?
And everybody like, you know, you guys were like, yeah, he's
like, but I'm in love with this town.
And he said, and this year I hadthe opportunity to do a show up

(05:02):
in Portland at the Moda Center. And I was like, yeah, no, it's
bent. We're I'm going to Bend.
That's like I will be here next year.
So as long as you guys will fucking have me, I'm gonna be
here and I was like, I did not know how did I not know this?
I was like, I will be here next year too, Matt.
That's. Crazy, where is he from?
I don't know. He feel like he is like East

(05:23):
Coast. I I maybe you know what?
Don't worry. Yeah, look it up.
I don't know. He was very, he wouldn't even
'cause he talked about how he bought a gun, but like he's not
even, he's like conflicted aboutowning a gun.
And he won't even talk about like the state that he lives in.
Like he didn't even mention the state he lives in.
He just says the state that I live in has a stand your ground

(05:45):
law. But he wouldn't say what it was.
But that was also funny because there was a point where he was
asking people who's like, you know, do you have a gun?
And he was like, yeah, and what kind of gun is it and telling
him or whatever. And he asked somebody else,
like, do you have a gun? Dah, dah, dah.
And he's like, yeah, what kind of gun is it?
And they're, you know, so he's kind of surveying the crowd and
and then people are starting to kind of get into this

(06:06):
conversation. And the next thing you know, you
have a bunch of guys and femalesis yelling out like, oh, you
need to get this. You need to get this.
He was like, holy, He's like, who here owns a gun?
And everybody lost their mind. He was like.
Oh my God. OK.
I thought it was going to be like a little sprinkling of
people and somebody's like, you're in bed bro.

(06:28):
Yeah, dude, come on. Like this is the Republican side
of fucking Oregon. So he was born in Ohio.
Yeah, I knew he was born in Ohio.
Yeah, Rhode Island. Rhode Island, at least according
to Wikipedia. Yeah, his Wikipedia page.
So I feel like he probably triesto keep it on the DLI mean.

(06:48):
If you're a comedian who insultsa lot of people, you're probably
not. Be like, yeah, this is where I
live. Especially living on Rhode
Island, it's not a big place, so.
Sorry, but no. He's just, he's just so damn
funny. And what was so cool.
So when he came out, he had thissong play for his intro and
outro and it was Man of the Yearby Sam Barber, which I thought

(07:12):
was really funny because I went and saw Sam Barber last Friday.
I was like. It's all connected.
Wild. It's all connected.
I like telling the. Chick next to me, I was like, I
was so crazy. I saw Sam Barber last Friday.
She was like, you did. Yeah, but yeah.
It was just out there making more friends.
Yeah, it was really, it was really cool.
I just. Yeah, it was.
It was. Just a really, really good time.

(07:33):
And I got a couple shirts, 'cause I was like, I gotta get,
you know, I gotta get my paraphernalia, my mat, RAF
paraphernalia. Not even merchandise
paraphernalia. Which is really cool, but it was
2 shirts that I got. But yeah, it was it was a good
time. And I the place that I stayed,
my Airbnb was like a 10 minute walk to the amphitheater 'cause

(07:54):
I wanted some. Parking would have been booked.
Oh, I saw I was like, 'cause I kind of been around there before
and I was like, dude, where do people even fucking park for
this? So I was like, I want to get an
Airbnb that's close. Yeah.
So it was just, it was really cool that the place that I
stayed was just like a 10 minutewalk and it was really warm.
And I was worried when I went over to Ben, 'cause I had to go

(08:16):
over the pass and it was so fucking smoky.
It was like raining ash. It was like, you know, the
cloud, the like it looked yellow, the sky and everything
was very orangey, yellowy, kind of Gray.
And yeah, but then when I got toBend, it was blue skies.
It was really great later that night because I got there

(08:38):
Friday. Later that night the smoke blew
into Bend, but not super bad. And then by Saturday, it was
still a little bit smoky, but not not crazy, but there was
kind of ash still kind of falling down.
But I mean, it was I. Mean at least it stayed clear
for the show. It did.
It did. Yeah.
Yeah. And he had said something about,

(08:58):
I don't know, needing a cough drop because of all the smoke in
the air and, and whatever and. You should have shouted out.
I'll spit in your mouth. It was just, it was good.
It was, it was really good. He had really funny moments.
He, he did his crowd work like he does.
And I love his crowd work. It's so fun.

(09:19):
Oh my God, There was a moment where he was like, you guys, it
like, it fucked up his whole show 'cause he's like, I don't,
I don't even know what, like everything else that I could do
from this point is just gonna suck.
Like, nothing's gonna be as great as that.
But there was this kid in a wheelchair and he, you know, he
likes to make his wheelchair jokes and stuff like that too.
And, and so he was making this joke and talking to this guy and

(09:42):
he could, he couldn't like speaksuper well.
His mom was there with him kind of translating for him, but he
was just cracking like a smart ass joke.
And it was like, you guys think I have all this fucking power,
'cause you know, he likes to do his trans jokes and like he
likes to touch on everybody. He doesn't leave anybody out.
That's the safest way to do. If you hate on anyone, it's got
to be on everyone. That's what South Park does, and

(10:07):
they've been killing it. Yeah.
And so he he was like, you guys think that I have like all this
power. That's wild.
It was like if I had the power you guys thought I had, I'd
fucking make Jordan over here, which is a kid in the
wheelchair. He's like, I'd make Jordan over
here walk and be like, and you shall walk again, bro.
Got up out of his wheelchair andwalked and my God, Matt lost his

(10:31):
fucking mind. He was like, are you fucking
kidding me? He runs up and back down the
stage and he's just like, it's afucking miracle.
Amen. It's a miracle.
Just the craziest shit. He was like, you guys, I swear
to God, I did not plan that. I he's not a plan.
He's not a paid actor. It was so why It was Oh my

(10:54):
hilarious. It was so funny.
It was so the rest of the show'sover.
That was it. Yeah.
And he just like, I don't even know what to do with this.
Like, that was, that was like the best thing ever.
But it was, it was really good. It was funny.
He, he did not disappoint. He was worth every penny.
He was just. That's good.
Fucking great. And of course, he's fucking cute

(11:14):
as shit. So he's just.
I love looking at him like, oh, he's so cute.
Yeah. He's gonna be 30 years old.
He's like, no, I, I did not feellike an adult yet.
I still don't feel like an adult.
Yeah, I, I especially being in acomedian.
Yeah, it was just, it was reallycool.
It was good. So then after that, I had also
met up with a guy that I was talking to and I was like, hey,

(11:36):
I'm going to be in town, do you want to hang out?
And he was like, fuck yeah, I do.
And so we hung out all weekend except for when I went to the
Matt Rife show obviously, and wehad a really good time and he
was just super chill. Like vibe wise, like you
definitely you could tell like he's got like a lot of energy.

(11:57):
He's definitely like a go go, gokind of guy.
But it was not at all what I wasexpecting.
And also I can talk about him because he told me he said he
would love it if I talked about him so.
Shout out to you guy. Yeah.
Anyways, we just had a really good time, but he wasn't at all
what I was expecting. So he's he's tall, he's a big

(12:17):
dude and he's all tatted up. He never smiles like in any of
the posts that I've ever seen orany pictures of him like that.
I've ever. Seen he's one of those stoic
men's. In pictures, because in real
life, in real life, this dude smiles all the time.
Just fucking cheating. Constantly, constantly smiling

(12:40):
always. Just like I'm like, holy.
Shit, do that. That is so silly.
I know it's crazy out and he's also just kind of goofy.
They like his. His taste in music is very
similar to mine. But he did introduce me to so
many new artists. And I don't know, it was just
really fucking cool. Like to, to talk to him and and

(13:00):
he is younger than me. He's 33, my age.
Yeah. I remember him asking what my
girls would think if I told themthat I was like seeing this guy
that was 33. And I was like, oh, they wasn't
bad at night. They know I like every.
And yeah, I'm like, I don't, I don't date.
It's funny because I've said this before.
I'm like, I don't date anybody my age, but apparently I marry

(13:22):
them. I marry.
Dad and just marry. Them I marry guys that are older
than me, but I date guys that are younger than me.
But I would like to change that.I don't want to date anybody or
marry anybody that's my age or older.
I just like the energy of young men so much.
Better they still have hope and vigor and dreams and they just
stamina I. Don't know.
They're not jaded. They don't.
I just, I don't know, I feel like I'm a young soul though,

(13:44):
'cause I'm, I'll be, I'll be 45 in like a week and a half.
Oh, that's wild. That's crazy.
Holy shit. Don't tell anybody.
You guys she's. Only 35, she's only two years
older than. Me.
That's right. Yeah.
But I just feel like I'm a really kind of young.
I'm like an old soul wisdom wise, but also like a young soul
energy wise. I just have like a young energy,
I feel like. And yeah, you're you still got

(14:06):
that spring chicken in you. Yeah, in your heart and soul.
And I feel like the men who are my age just feel old.
You know what I mean? They're a winter duck.
Yeah, they're a winter duck. They just feel old and like
slow, like not mentally slow. She's got a type Go.
No, just like, you know, like they're like settling down to

(14:30):
die, to die, Yeah. I just dug my grave.
I'm going to start getting settled in.
Basically. Put a pillow in here.
Yeah, And I just feel like they're like settled into these
routines that are so monotonous and it's just not how I see my
life and. It's just not.
It's just not who I am. I love spontaneity.
I want to do random shit like come up with a crazy difference.

(14:52):
I'm. So glad that you're not trying
to include me in all of those things.
Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah, I just so.
Yeah. Anyways, so he was just he was
totally up for just like the randomness and he was just as
spontaneous as me. And it was a really fun weekend.
It sounds like it. It was.
It was a really fun weekend. And I think the two of us both

(15:12):
were just like, you know, this is and we both really like each
other. I don't know that we're like
gonna date date but. Might still be just a cool
friend. But we were both like dude, even
if we don't date like we like kicking with friends.
Like, did we just become best friends?
Like he had told me he was like,we can still talk, right?
Like after you go home. And like, I was like, yes, like,

(15:35):
I, I totally want that. Like, I, I want to stay in your
life and I definitely want you to stay in my life.
And he was like. That's God, the way that you
seriously make friends like a fucking child on the playground.
It's kind of disgusting. I'm telling you people don't
believe me what I say. I love people, bro.
I fucking love people. Yeah, you love people enough for
both of us. I do, I do.

(15:55):
And he is 33. Well, he's, he's younger than
you, even though he's the same age as you, because this
motherfucker is like kept me up all night mostly just like,
because he was just like, yeah, let's go.
But I felt like energetic aroundhim.
I like, I was like, I wasn't like, oh, I want to go to sleep.
I was like, yeah, no, what are we going to go do next?
Like let's go for a fucking walk.
Let's go cruise town. Like just basic shit.

(16:17):
That makes me feel like back in high school when you'd be
hanging out with your friends atnight and it's just like, let's
go walk over here, let's go do this, and you're just out all
night. Yeah, just doing shit, Just
hanging out. Getting out and doing shit and
it was just nice. I loved it but I'm really
fucking tired. I like a nap.
I woke up for work this morning was like fuck my life.

(16:39):
One eye closes before the other one.
Bro and I forgot that I had an audit for the Business Today.
Oh no, I was running a little bit behind and he had called and
left a message and I was like, oh sorry, I'm running behind,
I'll be there in 10. He was OK, no worries.
He's like a super chill guy. I'm so not mentally prepared for
this. I just, I was hoping to go into
work, bust out the shit I had todo real quick, come back home

(17:01):
and pass out. Instead, I was there until 2:00
this afternoon and then it's like, OK, I'm going now.
I'm tired after this. I'm going to crawl in bed and
watch a movie and pass out. I'm so tired.
You sound like me and Gavin. But that's the kind of tired I
want to be, because I just had such an amazing fucking weekend.
If that means I got to be tired all week, fuck yeah, sign me up

(17:22):
every time. I'll do it.
Oh God no, leave me at home. How was your?
Weekend every two weeks. I could do something like that
maybe every three weeks actually.
Yeah. I mean, if the company is good,
I can go all weekend. But normally, like my life now,
it's usually just like Friday, Saturday and then Sunday is
recovery. Regain your vigor.

(17:45):
But I was in really good companyand I was like.
I'm going to test way to get exhausted.
I'm going to eat every fucking minute of this up.
And I I really did. And when you were like, hey, do
you want to record tomorrow instead I was like, I do.
I'm not ready to leave. Oh, you weren't even home.
No, I was still in Bend when youtexted me that.
Oh. Shit, I didn't even know that.
Usually I stock you on 360. Yeah, no, I was still in Bend

(18:08):
and he was like, do you have to go soon?
I was like, yeah, 'cause we got to record today and then like 20
minutes later you texted me and I was like, actually, I get to
stay. And he was like, you do?
And I was like, yeah, my sister said that she doesn't fill up to
recording today. And he.
That's a light way to put it. Yeah, that was, I mean, that was
essentially the gist of it. And so we hung out for like 4
more hours. That's awesome.
Five more hours, I don't know. The text that I sent Nikki was

(18:31):
what time was it? I sent it to you at 218
yesterday and I said recording today question mark.
And then I waited a couple of minutes and then said I'm fine
with not. I'm not in the mood and would be
happy to stay home while my bodythrows a never ending cyclical
tantrum for not being impregnated while my hormones
crash out while I rot slowly on the couch with my dogs.

(18:54):
So for her to just be like I said.
She said she wasn't up for recording.
Yeah, she's like a lot more thanthat.
But yeah, it was much more dramatic.
Yeah, halfway through I was like, you know what, I'm gonna
really be dramatic with this oneand I just full send on it.
Yeah, it was like I read that. I was like.

(19:15):
Wow. OK, OK, yeah, I'm not even going
to push it. We could do this later.
Beautiful. It's exact.
You gave me the exact answer I wanted.
I I felt that, I felt that and you honestly gave me the answer
I wanted so. Look at those.
Things working survives. We just, like, read each other's
minds from across the state. Oh my gosh, What was your

(19:39):
weekend like that? Just being in pain and
miserable? Yeah, that sucks.
Usually I get cramps, but now it's not so much this weekend or
like this period. Sorry for the men.
Not sorry, but it's been more like hormonal and my mood has
been more affected than I have physically.

(20:00):
Yeah. So I've just been cranky little
bitch I feel like. I feel like, though, that's just
compounding the already existingissues that you're having in
life. Yeah, like normally you can
handle it with your little bit of optimism and goofiness and
sarcasm, but your hormones and your body, Just saying.

(20:21):
It just tipped it over the otherside.
Everything's fucked right now and you're like, yeah, no,
everything is fucked. You know what?
I'm fucking. I'm over it.
I'm over. All of it.
I feel like that there's a little picture that Gavin sent
me on Instagram or he showed it to me, but it's just of it's a
little cute drawing and it says be the light you want to see in
the world. And it's like a little frog

(20:42):
holding a Molotov. I'm like, yeah, that's how I
feel this weekend. I feel like that's the kind of
light I want to see a fucking Molotov.
So, you know, outside of that, Ihad a good time watching Star
Trek on my couch and eating popcorn and sharing it with the
dogs and not doing a motherfucking thing.

(21:03):
Wow. Yeah, I had a really bad day on
Friday because of work. Came home just fucking steam
coming out of my ears mad and I walk in the door just
complaining cause Gavin's home. Within 30 seconds he had me
laughing and giving me a hug andI was like, I love you so much,

(21:24):
why do you handle me so well? You're amazing.
It totally took the edge off of my mood and everything.
Wow, I love that man. That is what partners should do
for each other. I'm pretty sure he's so good at
it. He's so, so good at it.
He just gets you. He does.
And when I'm like, really havinga time, like this weekend, I'm

(21:48):
just mad at everybody and everything kind of irrationally.
He just takes it in stride. Even when I start irritating
him, I can see it. And then I'll just throw a
little sweetness or a little more humor in there, bring him
back from the edge, and then he's back taking care of me.
But it is good. It's a good partnership.

(22:08):
It sounds like a good partnership.
And that's all I did. Oh, I had my third bountiful
tomato harvest. Oh, very nice.
It was 2 tomatoes. Oh, OK.
They're they're not cherry tomatoes.
They're oblong. Oh, grape tomatoes.
I don't know. Either way, they're more ovular
than circular. Wow, sounds very bountiful.

(22:31):
You're Yeah, all, all three times.
Well, all three times I have hada bountiful harvest.
It has been a whopping 2 tomatoes.
We're up to 6. For the season, Oh my gosh,
that's crazy. And that was not what I was
expecting. But he said bountiful.
I was like wait 2. Oh yeah, the very first your.

(22:54):
Sark has knows no bounds. No, no it does not.
The first harvest that we had, Gavin was up in Washington for
his nephew's birthday and I senthim a picture.
I in all caps. I was like behold our bountiful
harvest and then sent him a picture of 2 little tomatoes in
my hand. I think I said something like

(23:19):
we'll eat well this winter or some stupid shit like that.
You guys are so funny. Have we?
Have we told our listeners abouthow do we pay?
Rent. I was thinking the same thing.
How are we on the same page? I love that.
So on the same brain wave. So just so you guys know so my
sister and her boy or fiance fiance my sister and her fiance

(23:41):
rent A home from me and they payme rent via like Venmo.
They're just fuck. Really funny.
They have like a whole storyline.
They're the whole last narrative, man there.
Really is, yeah. So it, I don't remember how it
started, but there's a bunch of oh, there was a party in the
backyard. Well, it first started 'cause

(24:01):
you used to just say our house in the middle of your house.
Oh, that's right, our house. In the middle of.
Your house. Our house, that was fun.
That used to be the comment thatshe would send with her rent
payment, and then Gavin started jumping in and they've got like
a whole little wildlife safari happening.
Yeah, they were like the raccoons and opossums were like

(24:24):
partying in the backyard. They needed snacks.
And then the party moved from the backyard to like a boat.
And then we lost Kevin, so we had to get a bird net.
And now they're putting on a play and they we got a
choreographer and then Todd needed singing lessons 'cause he
was just dreadful. And we almost.
Lost the choreographer. Yeah, because of him.

(24:45):
So. It's just crazy they they just
have this storyline going. And so every month I'm always
looking forward to like not I'm looking forward to when they pay
rent, but I'm looking forward tothe story.
I'm looking forward to this story.
I was like, all right, what's happening now?
And it's just you guys never disappoint.
It's so funny every time. I fucking love it.
You have another family member that rents from you and we saw

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how they pay. Yeah, and it just said rent.
I was like, that's fucking boring.
I know, I saw that. It was like, Oh well, that's
boring, be more creative. Right, we throw in a storyline.
Emojis. I know you guys go wild with the
emojis. It's it's just fun.
I'm so spoiled now like the way that you guys comment on your
rent and I'm like now with this other family member paid rent

(25:30):
and they just like rent and I'm like.
Rent Part 1 OK? Matt.
Matt. Matt.
Charging you extra $0.25 Get more.
Creative. Yep, exactly.
Rent's going up up unless you get more creative with these
comments because our our thoughtis.
Well, we got to spend this much money every month for rent.
Like if we have to pay and it's public, might as well make it

(25:51):
entertaining and have a good time with it.
It is pretty funny. And now we discuss before we pay
what the story is going to be, and we'll figure out, OK, you're
going to say this. OK, Well then I'm going to come
and I'm going to say this. So there's a whole discussion
beforehand you. Guys are so funny.
I just love how it's like developed over the.
Months like from some super basic to now it's just like this

(26:14):
wild thing. I was so tickled when we lost
Kevin on the the boat party and that's why we had to get a bird
net because he got swooped by aneagle.
Like that's hilarious. God, it just yeah, it just wild,
you guys, I. Yeah, it's it's a good time.
You guys should try it. Yeah.
If you can, why not? Outside of that, another

(26:36):
instalment of exploring sexual flavors.
Yes, coming at you. I love that.
Do you want to go first? Sure.
OK. What are you going to tell us
about what weird, odd off the wall fetish or kink did you
discover? It's not too crazy.
Oh, OK, disappointing. But it's more it's it's like a
kink, but also toys that go withthat kink.

(27:00):
OK, so it's going to be anal hooks with weights.
She said. You know, not not too crazy,
nothing too. Crazy, she says.
Anal hooks with waves. Yeah, that sounds my asshole is.
Clenching wah bam the way her eyes just bugged.

(27:21):
You guys, these look like gargantuan fish hooks, but
instead of a hook at the end, like a Barb, I mean, at the end,
it's just a ball. It's a ball.
Oh, they're stacked. Oh, it's stacked.
One has one ball, then one has 2balls.
One has three balls. Yeah.
This these are these are massive, really big you guys.

(27:41):
Yeah. And yeah.
I just OK, I what the how I justneed.
Please teach me. What do you do with these
things? All right, so an anal hook with
weights is a it's a type of BDSMand kink apparatus, as you saw.

(28:01):
I did and and you will too when you go to our Instagram.
You want to, I promise. So it's designed, obviously for
anal play. It's combining the elements of
sensation, play, and restraint. So the device typically consists
of a curved hook that is inserted into the anus with
weights attached to it to createadditional pressure, which is

(28:23):
what you saw. Yes.
And, and obviously stimulation, especially if you're a, a dude
with playing with these 'cause you know, your, your, your fun
buttons in your butt. Yeah.
Prostate. Fun buttons in your.
Ours is in our vagina. It's the G spot, and they're G
spots in their anus. So the purpose of the device is

(28:46):
to enhance the experience of anal play through the use of
gravity. Through gravity.
I, I want you to really process that intention.
People be hanging off of this. What?
That's the gravity part. Like suspended.
Oh my God what? I'm sorry guys, I'm really

(29:07):
struggling with this right now. I knew when I was, I was looking
at you. I was like it hasn't clicked.
Yet I'm just picturing. I'm just picturing somebody
hanging suspended from a hook intheir asshole.
You see them twiddling their thumbs, so when the hook is
inserted, the weights pull on the hook, which can intensify

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the the sensations and create a a feeling of fullness.
This can lead to heightened pleasure for some individuals,
especially when used in conjunction with other forms of
stimulation. So it's important to note that
safety and consent are paramountwhen using an anal hook with
weights, even if it's just an anal hook.

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I feel like looking at it, so many things could go wrong.
So many. Even without the suspension.
Yeah, even if you're just just plain hooking, ha ha ha ha.
Currently appropriately used. So users should ensure that the
hook is made of body safe materials.

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Obviously for the love of God, be attentive to hygiene, again,
for the love of God and communicate clearly with the
partners about limits and comfort levels.
And with the weights, the picture that I showed, Nikki had
one weight and the next hook hadto the next hook had three.
And so that way you can play with how much pressure you want,

(30:34):
what's actually comfortable, andso you're not just being fucking
overwhelmed. Yeah.
Makes sense. So proper aftercare in gradual
introduction, gradual are also essential to ensure safe and
enjoyable experience. Also, this feels like something
that you should try to find someone who has experience with

(30:58):
these. Yeah, and not just, you know,
Willy nilly try to go to level 10 by yourself.
So you know. Can you do that by yourself?
People are creative and sometimes the worst ways.
So yeah, I'm sure you could. See now when you said gravity
was involved, when I saw that, Iwas not picturing anybody being

(31:19):
suspended to hanging by an anal hook.
What I saw was in my mind was, you know, maybe somebody on
their back or somebody on their stomach with the anal hook in
and it curved around onto their back because it has like a
little hole at the end of it where you could kind of pull on
it. So like maybe like, you know, a
partner would kind of tug on it or something like that.

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But the suspension seems way more intense.
Well, so with I should clarify with the the suspension, it's
not just by the anal hook. When have you ever seen the, I
can't remember what it's called,but where people will actually
put hooks like through their skin, like all the way down
their back. So it used more in conjunction

(32:02):
with that. Yeah, with hooks in their skin
or just like being attached to like ropes in multiple.
Places no like actually through their skin.
Like there are people that will do that and actually be fully
suspended by hooks in their skin.
No, I know, but I'm talking about with the anal hook.
Yeah, so they're that's a very, it's a more niche group that

(32:25):
will do that. And that's where the like the
full suspension comes from. But you can use gravity because
like you can hook up like a a pulley to where you can attach
it because the like all, all toys, all sex toys that get
inserted, there is a place for you to hook a finger or hold
onto. We discussed this everybody.

(32:48):
We discussed this. So through that hook, you can
like tie a knot or whatever to apulley and so you can adjust it
to where it feels like it's lifting up a little bit more.
Yeah. OK.
So it's not full suspension likethat.
And that is is more popular. I mean, just having a a finger
through that hole and just pulling up or whatever.

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That is the most common. OK.
OK. Yeah.
So full suspension is extreme, extremely niche.
Yeah. Small, small community.
So for example, a user might start with the lighter weights
to gauge their comfort level before obviously progressing to

(33:30):
heavier options, allowing them to explore different sensations
while also maintaining control over their experience in BDSM
context. The anal hook can serve multiple
purposes, of course. For instance, it may be used to
create a sense of vulnerability or to facilitate a power

(33:52):
exchange between people. I can see that.
The design also allows for easy attachment to a harness or a
bondage system. OK, Yep, I can see that.
Enabling a more intense experience during play.
Wow. Obviously.
When using an anal hook, proper preparation and aftercare are

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essential. This includes ensuring that the
toy is adequate, adequately cleaned, using appropriate
lubrication to prevent injury. Obviously spinning on it is not
enough unless you're into the more masochism sadism kind of
thing. If you're not, saliva is not

(34:36):
enough, so you know it's sad andthen obviously discussing
boundaries and having safe wordsprior to use.
Other examples on how an anal hook could be used for sensory
play. The hook could be used in
conjunction with other forms of stimulation of height and
arousal like nipple play, cock play, creating a layered

(34:58):
experience of pleasure and discomfort, and then even
restraint. By attaching the anal hook to a
harness, A dominant partner can be or can restrict A submissive
movement, adding to the psychological aspect of
submission or control. Wow.
Yeah, not for me. After looking at the pictures,
me either. Yeah.

(35:20):
I I found one of the nicer pictures.
There's some just like, just like any other sex toy, there's
variety. Yeah, that's a nice yeah variety
for everyone's flavors. That's really.
That's not what that's different.
That's not what I was expecting.You're welcome.

(35:42):
OK. All right.
Yep. How do you how do you guys feel
about that? Anybody, anybody trying to go
find an anal hook and play? I'm not.
I'm good. Yeah.
Would anyone be interested in trying that which if you had a a
partner you were very safe with,I was experienced, would you
give it a go? Just one, just one go. 1 hook,

(36:05):
11 ball hook. Play with that fun button.
Oh my gosh, that seems intense. OK.
Anyhow, what? What do you got for us?
Seems so much more tame. But I am talking about
exhibitionism. So just so you all know.
So exhibitionism, we're not talking about dudes that like to

(36:26):
go walking around in trench coats and flashing random
people. That's exhibition disorder.
That is not the same as an exhibitionist kink, OK?
They are, they are different. 1 is very, very illegal.
Just like with voyeurism, you know, everything has to be
consensual. When it's not, you are breaking
the law and can go to prison andbe fined.

(36:47):
OK? Yeah, come on.
OK, so exhibitionism is a desireto show off your body or
sexuality, often in public. But again, we're not doing this
in public because that's illegal.
It can involve doing extravagantthings to get others attention,
or may look like not covering upor hiding.

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Some people are generally exhibitionist, while others only
want an audience for specific activities.
So plenty of people have exhibitionist streaks that don't
violate other people's consents.And it's totally possible to
explore an exhibitionist kink with willing partners.
For example, masturbating for your partner is a common and
well known form of exhibitionismI.

(37:31):
Didn't realize that had a name to it.
So why are people into this? Well, just like any kink,
there's lots there's lots of different reasons why somebody
might be into a kink or a fetish.
So to like say that here's the one thing is not really.
Possible. It's not a one-size-fits-all
exactly. It just it's not.
So this is just more common reasons maybe.

(37:56):
So there's no there's no singular reason why somebody's
going to like it or or want it, but it seems to be relatively
common regardless. There are a lot of different
types of kinks, but exhibitionism is among the top
three. Oh shit, paraphilias for men,
Top three for men? Freaks.
One study put the prevalence of exhibitionism at 2 to 4%.

(38:20):
Wow. Causes of exhibitionism.
The same study names several risk factors for this behavior,
including insecure attachment, sexual abuse in childhood,
substance abuse, and sexual dysfunction.
However, it is not all negative risk factors.
Another study found that exhibitionism was associated
with behaviors positively associated with being male and

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having more psychological problems, lower satisfaction
with life, greater alcohol and drug use, and greater sexual
interest and activity in general, including more sexual
partners, greater sexual arousability, higher frequency
of masturbation, higher frequency of pornography use,
and greater likelihood of havinghad a same sex sexual partner.

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It appears that being a highly sexual person in general
correlates with exhibitionism. That's not necessarily a
surprise. The horny or horny?
Yeah, exactly. Consider the following reasons
why somebody might be an exhibitionist.
All of which can increase excitement and make you aroused.

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Validation. Attention can validate that
you're attractive, desirable, oreven interesting.
Who doesn't like that thrill? Many people experience a thrill
from having sex or masturbating in front of others, especially
if they're in public or there's a risk of getting caught.
Again, consent. Consent, OK, I don't don't do

(39:45):
anything that's going to get youthrown in jail, OK?
Empowerment. For some people, showing off
their bodies and owning their sexuality can be empowering, and
exhibitionism fits the bill. I don't know why, but I have Rod
Stewart's. Do you think I'm sexy?
Oh. Yeah.
Do you think I'm sexy? Do you want my?
Body. Come on, baby.

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No, I. Don't know why, but as soon as
you started talking about it, itwas like Rod Stewart was right
here. Just like whispering his song
into my ear. Another reason would be
humiliation. If you have a humiliation kink,
it could be that having other people see you in such a state
is humiliating and that turns you on.
You could use this with anal hooks.

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True, you could. Another one would be voyeurism.
Now, I said this when I talked about voyeurism several weeks
back, but voyeurism and exhibitionism kind of go hand in
hand with each other. Where voyeurism is you like to
watch sexual acts and exhibitionism is that you like
to be watched in sexual acts. OK, I was gonna ask when you had

(40:49):
made the the correlation. Yeah.
The point of like, masturbating with somebody.
And I was like, oh, So that thatmakes sense why those two would
be so closely intertwined. Exactly.
It's just a different. Side of the coin, it really is.
Yeah. Different side of the same coin.
Yeah, Yeah. And so, you know, imagine if you
had a voyeur and an exhibitionist together in a

(41:12):
relationship or a sexual relationship.
They could be quite the Spacey match for each other because 1
loves to watch and the other loves to be watched.
So. Sounds like a.
Match made in sexual heaven. Yeah, so you might also find
yourself engaging in exhibitionist kink even if you
don't love it, but because your partner is a voyeur.

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Think of it like a watching kinkversus a bean watched kink.
While the pairing of a voyeur and exhibitionist can be a match
made in heaven, it can also be dissatisfying if part of what
gets you off is surprise or the seeming lack of consent.
Having someone who is too into watching you or being watched

(41:54):
doesn't always fulfill the desire.
I feel like that's where role play could help.
Yeah, exactly. All the flavors just it's like
an ice cream shop with kinks andfetishes.
Different scoops just make a really nice sexual cone.
So there's several ways to, there's several ways to exhibit

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your body in a non sexual way. So while you might think of
exhibitionism as having a sex ormasturbating in front of people
or one person, whatever, lots ofthings count as exhibitionistic
that aren't entirely sexual could be performing in public.
Whether you like acting, singing, giving a speech, or
even putting on a magic show foranyone who wants to watch,

(42:38):
you're taking part in a type of exhibitionism dancing, which
stands out from the other performances because it can be
so sexual. I mean, think of burlesque as
absolutely a form of exhibitionism.
Yeah, I actually went to like, salsa.
Oh, nice, because it's a very sensual kind of dance.

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Yeah, or even just fucking how people dance in the club.
Yeah, so dancing in front of or for someone can be a form of
exhibitionism, which is exactly why people who don't like to
show off can feel uncomfortable going to the club.
That's not me. Nope.
It doesn't need to be over at least sexual dancing either, but
you can break out more sexual moves up to a lap dance with a

(43:23):
partner or if you want a more erotic ambience, wearing
revealing clothing. Provocative clothing is an easy
way to be an exhibitionist. Stripping.
Think we got the gist of that nudism?
I think you can all see how thatwould fit into exhibitionism.
Sure. Can taking selfies also a form

(43:46):
of exhibitionism? In many ways snapping a selfie
is the epitome of non sexual exhibitionism.
The only reason you do so is to show yourself to other people,
literally so it feels like it's right in your face and didn't
even think about it. Uh huh.
Exactly. And there's nothing wrong with
it or any of this obviously. Why shouldn't you show off if

(44:09):
you feel good about yourself andme?
I absolutely am all about that. I'm like no I feel good.
And sometimes for me too, as allmy my Reddit followers know,
which just you guys all flatter me so much.
My following is growing on Reddit, which I am just so
flattered. I think I'm up to like 2.5
thousand 2 1/2 thousand people. Yeah, up to 2 1/2 thousand

(44:30):
followers on Reddit. Wow, is that crazy?
That is crazy. I think it's you and one other
person that follows me, but I'm also not a super active on
Reddit either. Yeah, and I'm more of a lurker.
As all my as all my Reddit followers know, I don't post
anything inappropriate. Like I don't show my tits, I
don't show my vagine, I don't show no begainer.

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Nope. I don't, I don't even have a
bikini freaking picture on there.
Like I am fully clothed in all of my in all of my posts.
Nice. Yeah, but I, I love it and I
will admit this. I'm like, I love it 'cause I
love the attention and I've always loved the attention and,

(45:14):
and you know my reasons for that, Who knows, it could be
partially childhood trauma or trauma responses, but also just
part of my personality. Or maybe I need validation for
something like who fucking knows?
But I will tell you that I enjoyit and I love the attention.
And that's the same when when I go out dancing, I love the
attention. I love glancing around when I'm
dancing and seeing both men and women watching me.

(45:37):
You know, I just. There's a little gayness in
there. I love somewhere, yeah, maybe a
little bit, but I just, I love to be watched and I, I like the
attention. So I, I mean, I'm sure a lot of
people can relate to that. Yeah.
So I'm definitely an exhibitionist and and I don't, I
played with the idea of maybe having sex with people watching,

(46:01):
but I don't. How would you go about finding
the right people? Exactly like first of all, my
partner would obviously need to be OK with it, but I'm I
wouldn't want just like anybody to watch.
But like if I went to a sex cluband think.
You need to find one and then. Go check it out.
Yeah. I'm so I don't want to go by
myself. I think we've talked about this

(46:21):
before. We have I do you could find I do
a lot of shit by myself, but there's some things that I'm
like I don't. I don't know if I want to do
that by myself, I would say, andnot for a safety thing.
Just I don't want to be. Safe awkwardly by myself, having
that social safety net for such a wildly new experience like
that, I'm sure that you can findsomebody.

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Yeah, maybe if I was single I'd I'd go with you.
Yeah, it would be. It would be pretty cool.
That's the damn like, would I want to go with a female?
Would I want to go with a male? I feel like there's pros and
cons to each, you know? Sounds.
Like he just got to go twice. Maybe Speaking of sex with an
audience, now we don't mean sex with an entire audience.

(47:05):
Audience like having sex with those people.
No, like having sex with those people.
We just, I mean, unless that's what you want.
I just mean like having sex in front of an audience.
And it could be as small as justa single person watching you.
It could be a sex club, a dogging community.
You could go online and use chatvideo websites to train satisfy
this form of exhibitionism. You could send nudes.

(47:28):
That's a form of exhibitionism. Video chatting and streaming.
Phone sex. I mean, phone sex can be really
hot and I feel like sexting kindof fits in there with that, you
know, it's the same wearing lingerie.
There's just so many different ways to like, experience and
practice exhibitionism all like in very sexual ways and also in
very non sexual ways. Sexuality across the board is a

(47:52):
spectrum. Exactly.
So it plays a lot into other kinks as well.
So you have like sex in public are getting caught, group sex
and orgies, BDSM, humiliation, swinging, cuckolding.
Those are all different things that you know are using sex toys
in public. These are all different things
that can play into exhibitionismor that exhibitionism can play

(48:15):
into them. Vice versa kind of can go hand
in hand. You can do it by yourself, you
can do it with a partner, and there are tons and tons and
tons. I mean, your imagination really
is the only limit to how you canexpress yourself and experience
and practice exhibitionism. That's why we named this

(48:36):
Exploring Sexual Flavors. You can combine different
flavors and it's really whateveryou want it to be As long as, as
long as you're OK with it and your partner and, or audience,
not and, or and audience, if youhave it, are all consented, then
you're good. Who knows?
You are the limit of your pleasures and desires.

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I could feel you trying to figure out how that sentence is
going to end. It's fine.
So I'm going to give you a couple examples.
You could pick sex positions that show up your body, such as
cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. Love, love reverse.
Have sex in front of or against a window.
Go braless under your shirt or dress.

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Take nudes and post them on social media.
Or if you're a dude, instead of the going braless, you could
just go commando and wear some have everybody have everybody,
or show be showing everybody some DP.
Yeah, which for those of you whodon't know, it's just like your
Dick profile through your pants.Through your pants.

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You know, kind of like how you see the shape of our breasts or
our nipples through our shirt. It's the same thing as with your
Dick. That's why women love men that
go commando in grey sweatpants, because for some reason grey
sweatpants just have a way of. Oh my God, it's just like
swinging it. Just.
Just laying there. Oh, gonna get me all.
Excited thigh and we just. Is there really anything hotter

(50:02):
though than is there anything hotter than see and for male or
female? But to see a body that you're
attracted to and not see it naked, but to see silhouettes or
imprints or the the I like hintsof what's underneath.
Like to me that is so fucking erotic and so hot.

(50:24):
Like I would take that over a naked dude.
I mean I still want the dude to get naked eventually, but that
would just turn me on so. It's so good.
That's why I love dudes like in muscle T's where like kind of
shows off like the curves of their muscles of their chest or
their back and shoulders, their arms.
Or like, I like when they have the deep slits and then
sometimes you get a nip slip in there.

(50:46):
Yeah, you little slut. Right.
I just or like you were saying with like with the sweats or
sometimes we'll see guys, you know, wearing OK, right.
They're not called. Wait, are they joggers?
Yeah, wearing like joggers, which are basically just like
dude leggings. Yep.
I full stop. I had a guy tell me they're
like, they're not leggings, they're joggers.

(51:06):
I was like my bad. OK, they're not tights, their
leggings, whatever. They're the same fucking thing.
They're like whatever. But see that where I'm like, I
could just see the shape of their Dick just laying against
their leg. I'm just that is so.
Oh, hot. The shit that just happened with
your eyes was wild. No, because I just pictured the

(51:29):
picture in my head that was like, Yep, Nope, very hot.
But it's just there's that illusion slightly hard.
Not not full hard, but you know,it's just there's a lot.
There's so much that can just turn us on and just playing with
the imagination. Yeah, playing with the
imagination, I think is, and I know people will say like women

(51:50):
are more mental when it comes tosex and men are more physical,
but I've seen enough men and read enough comments on my
Reddit to know that men are alsopretty mental when it comes to
sex as well. And they like that tease that
room for imagination because that is almost more fun than sex
itself. So yeah, there you have it.

(52:12):
It's lots of different ways to to explore different kinks and
and fetishes and I'm just sitting here picturing 1/2 hard
cock and joggers and very happy with it.
I'm in a very happy place right now, whatever you're.
Picturing Is that man also barefoot?
Always. Yeah, absolutely.

(52:32):
Is there. Oh, and this is a rhetorical
question I'm going to answer. It probably.
Is there anything hotter than a man in a pair of fucking kind of
loose blue jeans hanging low on their hips?
Commando barefoot, no shirt. No.
No. Sluttiest thing a man can wear.
That will make me go fucking madwith desire like instantly.

(52:58):
The way that I I. Mean you just see like that
little V and then the arch of their back and the pants just
sit right those just below where.
Dirty little fucking dimples. Yeah, you can see like their
back dimples and like it sits just where the back starts to
arch onto their ass and you're like Oh my God, so hot.

(53:19):
And I don't know why men barefoot.
It just it's. I don't know what it is.
I'm not even a foot person but that look is so sexy.
The way that I absolutely, there's a certain term I'm
looking for here and I'm not going to find it, but I
derogatorily look at Gavin when he does that, when he's like

(53:41):
that. Like it makes him feel like he
should cover up. Like he's getting I fucked.
When you're just like being completely objectifying him.
Yes, thank you. Absolutely.
Without shame. Will objectify him when he's
like that. Yeah.
No, hands down like. Ma'am, I can feel your hands on
me stuff. I'm like, Nah, turn around.

(54:04):
Sometimes I'll even toss something in front of me, like
can you just pick that up? Actually, don't even bother
picking it up. Just put your your hands behind
your head. Oh my God, that you tip me over
the edge, Throw me in a volcano.I'm done for for.
Why? What is it?
What is it? So what she's basically

(54:26):
describing you guys is when you guys men, when you take your
hands and kind of like interlacethem behind your head and your
arms are just up and you're likekind of leaning back.
It's the best way to show off the the forearms and then the
bicep and the shoulder. The V right there.
Yeah, down the the. Torch like those.
Oh, and it just gives you that Vthat shape, yeah.

(54:47):
You guys are just the. Little so beautiful.
You're so beautiful little sluts.
You don't even have to do anything.
Those those two simple things. Just be barefoot in a pair of
like loose fitting and jeans commando and put your arms, your
fingers interlace behind your head.
And you know, be slightly hard done for puddle on the couch or

(55:08):
wear. Whatever you want to do, yeah,
I'm yours. I'm Putty.
How do you want me, Sir? Yeah, Oh my God, ridiculous.
Anyway, loading now that I'm allfucking excited and steamy and
no way to let it out. Fucking game.
Yeah, reel it in. Oh, for real?
I am very. It's hot in this room, but I am

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hotter now. Very hot now.
Yeah. Let's let's play a game, shall
we? Yeah, a different game.
Not what turns Nikki and Samara on.
So we are going to play your. Favorite game?

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Put a finger down. Also WIC callback to what we
were just talking about. I also love seeing men in like
crop tops, not like the really high crop tops, just like a
little tum, like an inch of tum.Love that bloody as fuck.
And then also the it's very like90s but the the black mesh like.

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Shirts, OK, I love it see and for me, as far as tops go, I do
agree. I do like those kind of cropped
Tees that they'll wear sometimeslike when they're working out or
playing basketball. It seems like I see it and it's
just a little bit like just an inch or 2A tummy that shows.
Just a little tum. Just a little.
But the other one that I really love is when they take a T-shirt

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and just cut the side, cut the sleeve off and cut the side open
so you can just like peek it. I want to do nothing more than
to just put my hands in there and.
Grope you. Yeah.
Yeah. Love it.
Amen. Back to fingering, good God,
since I read my anal hooks first, you want to go first.

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Yes. OK.
We're going to start with five fingers up.
Got them up. All right, Got them up.
Get yours up. Put a finger down if you've
hooked up with three or more nationalities.
I mean, they're all American, but yeah, yeah, Heritage.
Yeah, let's go with that. Yeah.
Yes, OK. OK, so we both put a finger down
on that one. Right 4 All right, put a finger

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down if you've incorporated foodto spice things up.
I sure have, have you? I have once I also learned that
butterscotch is not a good choice.
That shit is so fucking sticky. It was.
It was whipped cream. It's a safer choice.
Also same and a popsicle. Ice cubes.

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Other things ice. Cubes for sure.
Yeah, definitely not Butterscotch.
Do not recommend. Put a finger up if you've hooked
up with someone who is married. I guess technically yeah, but
they were separated. Like didn't even live together
anymore. I.
Feel like that doesn't really. Count.
Yeah. OK.
So I'm I'm sticking to my three that are up.
Yeah, same 'cause I did hook up with somebody who was engaged

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but to be, but they weren't married and to be fair, also
didn't know they were engaged until after we hooked up.
So yeah, So I. Don't think either at this game.
OK, all right, Put a finger downif you've hooked up with someone
in the past day. Yes, I did and it was great.
Thank you, Sir. I wish I could menstruation you

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whore. Sorry.
That's OK, I I threaten my uterus often when I want to get
laid. I'm like you fucking cunt now
now do you not want any pleasure?
You're a bitch. Yeah, no, I've threatened to RIP
my uterus out if she doesn't stop bleeding.
I want mine, just I want my tubes removed at the very least.

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I just want to not have a. Period.
Direct to me. I don't want it.
I don't need it. I.
Want to be able to just have sexwhenever the fuck I want to
right and my. Period.
Maybe I want to be a pop tart. Maybe I don't want to be a
toaster strudel anymore. Exactly, my period seems to
know. It's like oh you have plans to
get laid this weekend? Oh that's too bad, I was
thinking about visiting Bitch. Bitch, not a pop tart Twinkie.

(59:13):
Sorry. Anyway, OK, put a finger down if
you've done it in a public place.
Instantly we both put our fingers down.
Oh my gosh. So Nikki's at 1 and I'm at 2.
She OK? All right, put a finger down.
Wait where? Wait, where was your?
That was in a parking lot and then I also gave someone head in
a park. No one was around.

(59:34):
What? Yeah, I was on a college campus
inside the squirrels, but I was on a college campus kind of
behind a slatted decorative building barrier.
Interesting. Don't they call those fences?
No, no, no, no, no. It was like attached to the
building. It was just kind of decorative.
And there were lots of, it was at night, but there was lots of

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people walking by and we're having sex there.
But I love to just like, fulfillthat fantasy of being at a club
in a city and going out into thealley and getting fucked up
against the wall would be great.There you go, Put a finger down
if you've done it while camping,obviously.
Yeah, I have no fingers down. Samara's not got one.
All right, are you going negative?
It's put a finger up. Oh, OK, Put a finger up if you

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have had breakup sex. Yes, I have.
So now I'm at one. I'm at 2:00.
Well, OK then. All right, Put a finger down if
you've had sex on a roof, on a roof on a roof and it doesn't
specify. So it could be a car roof.
Yeah, but still no. No.
Yeah, so all right, I have endedthis game with one finger up.

(01:00:40):
I ended with two. Jason, how did you, how many did
you get? Yeah.
How did you get Jason, since you're the only one that likes
to play with us? Yeah, at.
Least somebody likes. It.
Well, you're the only one that tells us that you play with us
anyways. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah. If any of the rest of you do.
You don't. You don't share.
I don't know. Why are you shy?
Yeah, what's wrong with you? Just say something, participate.

(01:01:01):
All right, Well, you guys, we will be back next week.
Thank you for joining us for another week.
Hopefully you learn something about exhibitionism and anal
hooks. Yeah, yay.
And then we'll have some book racks for you next week also.
Yeah, 'cause next week's going to be the last day of August and
then my birthday week. I know I need to figure out what

(01:01:25):
I'm going to do. I really want to go away
somewhere. I'd like to go away with
somebody. I want to go away.
I do. I want to go away.
You know what I want for my birthday?
I want to go away and either with somebody or meet somebody
and just have really, really great sex.
I can't help you with that, so you'll figure something out.
You got more than a. Week.

(01:01:46):
I know I've been slacking. Shit.
Yeah. Well, the way that you attract
people, it's going to take you like no time.
So, yeah, well. OK, well, bye guys.
Love you. Thank you.
Oh, I love you too. No, I was talking about I love
you too. So I'll just go fuck myself,
have fun with that. OK, bye, bye, guys.

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