This tape drifts between nonsense poetry, snack offerings, and unexpected town updates, stitched together by interference and interruptions. It opens with a ramble about dandelions, wishes, and snow cones, before a voice insists on offering the interviewer a peanut butter sandwich through the radio. Things derail into complaints about “wave and Tony,” which is either a person, a product, or both, depending on when you tune in.
The chaos continues: Bootstuck now boasts a Gary Pointing System (GPS), where a man named Gary literally tells you which way to go. Dave is concussed from a Black Friday sale gone wrong. Jerry the man and Jerry the dog have been rebranded for clarity. Toilets are being formally christened as Jonathan. And Timmy has opened a donut shop specializing in sprinkle-covered “celebration balls.”
The tape closes on the town’s latest innovation — Even Waving Tony, a method for standardized greetings where no one waves too much or too little. It’s democracy, Bootstuck-style: chaotic, confusing, and covered in sprinkles.
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Episode Transcript
Well, I have to tell you that's a good point.
You bring up a good pointthere, and I'd like to I like
the point.
Speaker 02 (00:17):
Point it out.
Yeah.
It's sharp.
Yeah.
Speaker 03 (00:20):
Look at that.
Speaker 02 (00:21):
Every kayak to dak kayak tack to dak yak a tack a
could do.
What would you do otherwise?
You would just have aconversation where we didn't
talk.
Hold on now.
Window woo blows you away likea dandelion.
You ever get too excited andpick a yellow dandelion?
You can't blow it away.
No wishes for you.
Nope.
You ain't gonna get a boat.
No.
You gotta wait till thedandelion's near dead.
Near dead dandelion's gonna getyou the best wishes.
(00:43):
Nope.
You ever have a snow conefilled with uh all the way to
the brim with a yellow toppingthat's not living?
Whoop, come Please do not pushagainst the glass.
Speaker 03 (00:53):
Don't don't listen to her.
Speaker 02 (00:55):
She's motion trigger.
Injury wave bend.
Speaker 03 (00:58):
She's been funny me all day.
Speaker 02 (01:01):
Access denied, access denied, access denied.
Speaker 03 (01:06):
What?
Hello?
Speaker 02 (01:07):
Well, I just called to say hello and offer you a
peanut butter sandwich.
Speaker 03 (01:11):
Well, now how are you gonna offer me a peanut
butter sandwich through theradio?
That makes no sense.
Speaker 02 (01:17):
Well, that's how I offer it.
How do you offer it?
Speaker 03 (01:19):
Well, I usually hand it to the person if I'm there.
Speaker 02 (01:22):
I would offer you a plate if you were here, but
you're gonna have to use yourimagination.
I'll eat it for you.
Speaker 03 (01:28):
You're not making any sense.
Have you been outside today?
Speaker 02 (01:30):
That's all right.
Yep.
I went outside.
Speaker 03 (01:32):
We have to have a conversation because we've had a
few complaints about wave andtony.
Speaker 01 (01:41):
Say, boys and girls, in the current issue of TV
today, there's a wonderful storyabout even waving Tony.
You read all about it, won'tyou, in this week's TV Today.
Excellent.
Speaker 03 (01:55):
That was bad.
I don't know if you hear thesame interference I hear, but I
hear all kinds of I'll get allsorts of interference.
Speaker 02 (02:02):
Like uh well, whoo! Just think about it.
I can do anything that I put mymoney.
Well, I can do a lot of things.
Well, there's a few things Ican't do.
There's a couple of things thatI wouldn't do at all.
Speaker 03 (02:18):
Well, we gotta talk about Dave, okay?
So the problem is Dave gothurt, and there was a Black
Friday sale, and all seven of ustried to go through the door at
the same time.
And Dave got hit on the head.
We thought it was corn rules tosee above all the cop Wilson
and Jason Nibblet.
(02:38):
There's also a problem withhanging used rubbers on the
line.
Can't be doing that anymore.
So I need to tell you, we gotsomething new in Bootstuck, but
I think you might find thisinteresting.
You finally got GPS, Garypointing system.
He tells you where to go.
You say, Gary, where am Igoing?
He'll point you.
Speaker 02 (02:56):
Yeah, I use it twice this week.
Where did you go?
I was gonna ask you if youwanted to know more than that.
So I found out somethinginteresting though.
Jerry got a dog.
Yep.
Jerry's dog's name Jerry with aG.
And Jerry's name Jerry with aG.
And it gets confusing, so I gothim to change his dog's name to
Jerry with a J.
Speaker 03 (03:16):
Now hang on a second, because you like to poop
like a pickle.
Do you tell me toilets?
What are we gonna call thetoilets now?
Because we need surnames.
Are they gonna be calledJonathan?
Speaker 02 (03:26):
Yep, I thought Jonathan was probably the most
proper name or Sir Jonathan.
I'd like to go into theballroom.
Small room! Small room withJonathan.
Speaker 03 (03:36):
And you got no ballroom and Jonathan?
Speaker 02 (03:38):
You ever have celebration balls?
Speaker 03 (03:41):
To be fair, it sounds like something that
happens after a party, but no.
No, I what what what?
Speaker 02 (03:46):
It's on the donut shop.
We got this near donut shop.
Well, well, Timmy, he's got anew donut shop, and he's got
tiny little balls that he sells,all decked out with sprinkles
and whatnot.
You ever know about that?
Speaker 00 (03:56):
No.
Where it's that at.
This is new even waving Tony.
You just can't overwave orunderwave.
Look, easy even waving.
Yes, you can't underwave oroverwave.
Look, no stragglers, so you trythis new even way to wave.
Even waving Tony.
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