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MIC3 (00:00):
Welcome.
Welcome to TLC the Life Chat
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chat.
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Tina, Lauren,
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and Cassie.
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Drink my tea.
You love that bit.
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I really do love that.
And if,
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I wish that this was
visual so could see us dancing.
I'm
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I'm very glad
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this is not visual.
It'll be eventually.
Oh my goodness.
Well, it's real.
It's raw.
Yeah.
That's us
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that's See it
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sitting around a dining
room table doing it.
At Cassie's house.
At
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At Cassie's house, yes.
I'm not So our is Cassie House
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sits and so she house sits
the most amazing places.
And that's where we do our, andwe just come and stay there and
have girls nights for free,don't we?
Yeah.
We pretend it's like an Airbnb.
We've paid$600 for a night.
Yeah.
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And
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then Cassie cooks for us.
Yeah.
Yes.
And it's pretty good.
And she cleans up.
She makes our bets, makes ustea.
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I do ask the people that I
house seat for if I can have
guests.
yeah.
And people are,
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to you
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in.
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and they're very gracious.
I must be an ass person to say,yeah, sure.
Well, good people
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attract Well, you are all
right.
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that's it.
She's lovely people.
Lovely, lovely.
MIC3 (01:14):
if you're an asshole,
asshole, you'd attract asshole.
MIC2 (01:16):
asshole.
Generally.
I'm not really an asshole.
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No, you're lovely.
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Let's get into it.
I feel like this one is for youand Tina.
You know a lot about it.
I would admit.
No,
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think we do,
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No, but I would admit we
know what we know.
That's why there's three of us.
We all have different things tobring to the table.
These girls have a lot ofknowledge on this, so I'm gonna
sit
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I feel you do too.
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literally,
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We'll see.
But I feel you'll have just asmuch.
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I might be able to input a
little bit here or there but I
feel like you girls know a lotabout this.
MIC3-1 (01:53):
Okay.
The white
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we're talking about
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that you sneak into your
car, that's what you were
talking about?
Yes.
Yeah.
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which you've gotta
message
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the person before you
arrive so they can come outside
so
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people
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in the house don't know
that you are there.
And then meet them at boot withtheir esky, so they
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like a drug deal
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you're not talking about
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crack.
It's not crack, it's not
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cocaine.
freaking milk straight cow.
What is going on?
So you opened my eyes to thismaybe a year ago or so, because
I didn't realize it was soillegal.
Mm.
And I didn't realize that dairyfarmers could actually have
their.
Dairy farm.
Shut down.
Yeah.
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And go to jail.
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I didn't know that, but
I thought most of my life that I
was lactose intolerant.
Well, I think I was, but I'mbuilding up a tolerance now
because,
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hang on.
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Because you told your
body to stop being a pussy.
Really good advice from my son.
My son.
He, he'll say that if you thinkyou're coming down with a cold,
or if you think you've got anallergy or an intolerance, talk
to yourself and say.
Don't be a pussy and you, andyou don't be a pus.
Well, you are either a pussy oryou're not.
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And I'm not, so,
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I mean, sometimes I take
it too
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far.
I'm like, I'm, I can tolerateall kinds of dairy and then I'm
ruined, but I can tolerate alittle bit of dairy
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within reason.
So I probably
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ever delve into that
because I avoided cow's milk
because it upset my tummy.
So I was on the poison milk likethe almond and the oat and the
soy and the full of fillers.
What else was there?
Like,
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Yeah, just the heavily
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poison
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chemical feel.
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they call it.
There's no plants in it.
It's just poison and it'sreally, really, really
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bad oils,
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you.
But it didn't upset my stomach.
So I've done that for years andyears.
But anyway, you told me thatthis was illegal, and I'm saying
why, and you said somethingalong these lines, quote me if
I'm wrong, but maybe one personin the last 50 years or a
hundred years has died.
Yes.
From drinking raw cow's milk.
Yes.
Right.
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Imagine if they applied
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that to vaccines.
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but anyway, carry on.
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we go again.
Um, but then Paul, your husbandsaid.
It.
But what about alcohol andcigarettes, which is just
readily available to everyoneand anyone?
Have you ever
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Which may I add?
The government makes a shit tonof
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Well, there there's no
money to be made off of raw
cow's milk,
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But well tax it.
I don't give a shit.
I'll
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I pay tax as long as we
can get it.
But everybody, like so manypeople have died from drinking
alcohol or smoking cigarettes.
Yes.
And nobody cares.
But one person dies fromdrinking cow's milk and
everybody cares.
And then you got me thinkingabout that.
And I could just couldn'tbelieve it.
And then I can't say whobecause, because they'll go to
jail.
Yeah.
But I have come across someonewho has a dairy farm who's kind
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enough to fill up some emptybottles of milk for me and drop
it off.
To, I can't say the location.
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I
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serious.
I can't
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say the location.
I can't
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who, how
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Lauren, you are.
Such a milk cartel.
The milk cartel.
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That's this episode's.
It's called the Milk Cartel.
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but interestingly,
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20 years or, or I can't
remember.
Anyway, I think I was bornlactose intolerant.
I built up a tolerance.
Then I had my own kids.
I was bad again.
I, and it was my son Justin, whowanted the raw cows milk.
So I got it for him.
And then I tried it a couple oftimes, really scared,
reluctantly tried it'cause the.
Gut pains are horrendous.
Nothing.
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No gut pains.
I can have a smoothie,milkshake, coffee, no gut pains
yet.
If I go and get the Coles orFoodland or Woolworths or go to
a cafe and get a coffee of cowsmilk, I will get gut pains.
So then I'm like, okay.
So they must put a lot of crapin all the milk that we
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got.
Mm-hmm.
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the shop and raw
straight from the
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it's processed.
Yeah,
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because I'm.
I've always said, oh, we are nota calf.
Why would we drink?
Yeah, human milk.
Human milk.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I feel a bit like, ugh, whywould I drink a cow's milk?
I'm not a baby calf, And
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I still think that a
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bit.
But anyway, I can tolerate cow'smilk straight from a cow.
It's baffles me that it'sillegal.
Everybody should be doing it.
I think we'd have a lot a, ahealthier group of humans if we
were all drinking.
Milk straight from the cow.
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So many
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benefits.
It's not actually the shit thatthey put into the milk, it's the
the goodness they take out.
That's the problem.
Oh yeah.
So the heating and thepasteurization, all of that
takes out all the good stuff.
I do still think that weprobably shouldn't be having a
lot of milk because
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What
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it?
After the age of five or six, welose the enzyme lactase, which
prevents us from actuallydigesting lactose.
But doesn't
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doesn't do that.
MIC3-1 (06:41):
No.
that, well, that's the thing.
I would still say I'm lactoseintolerant, but I'm not when it
comes to raw cow's milk.
Yeah.
And that's why, you know,breastfeeding your kids.
For so long is fine too, becausethey still have that enzyme.
I mean, I breastfed Molly tillshe was five.
I love that.
Yeah.
And that is frowned upon by somany people.
Oh, so many people like, butwhat is more natural than a
child having Yeah, theirmother's milk and I donated milk
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through the human milk for humanbabies page because that's
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there's a lot of mums
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that couldn't
breastfeed, but they don't wanna
give their kids formula or cowsmilk or whatever.
I respect that.
So they would drop off theirbottles.
But that's all
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like
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self-funded.
Self-managed.
Like
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they don't actually
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have, is that illegal?
Would you get in a lot oftrouble if someone found out?
No, it's not illegal, but theydon't have a milk bank.
Okay.
Which is ridiculous.
I had never heard of that.
I had heard of the years andyears ago the wetnurse.
Where
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Where
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you used to feed other
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people.
His mom was a witness
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babies.
When she had her
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when she had her babies,
she
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had heaps of milk.
Yeah.
And Joe used to go into thehospital and be like, oh,
where's my wife?
And oh, she's upstairs feedingall the babies that couldn't be
fed by their mums.
That's kind of
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then too, they didn't
have all this powdered milk.
I know my husband's mom was awet-nurse for her sister who had
triplets and didn't have enoughmilk back then for them.
Yeah, cool.
So of course that's her niecesand nephews.
Yeah.
And that's what they did backthen because they didn't
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I would love to be able
to see.
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all those things.
Yeah.
And can I just say, going backto you saying, um, it was
frowned upon to nurse yourdaughter's Mm.
the fuck cares?
I certainly didn't.
Seriously.
No, but I mean, mind your ownfucking business.
You do you, yeah.
Do your life.
Why is everyone so involved inother people's business and, and
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what they think is right orwrong, or should or shouldn't be
done?
People get a life.
I seriously,, and whether wewanna drink raw cows milk or
not, we need to come back tobasics where everyone's not just
got each other under a fuckingmicroscope.
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You just
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said something about
getting back
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basics.
That's, and that's what I'mreally, really passionate about,
but I think I kind of alwayshave been, but more so Like just
growing your own veggies andhaving the royal cow's milk and,
and that sort of stuff you'relooked at as though you're some
weird hippie.
A crazy person if you have avegetable garden or drink raw
cow's milk or take your vitaminsand drink your herbal
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raw honey for a sore
throat,
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and that works
beautifully.
It's amazing.
Honey
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hang on, hang
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so many things.
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But not if you're a
24-year-old homesteader with.
MIC3-1 (09:30):
We some, sorry, We found
some overalls for your birthday,
by the way.
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I
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actually would love some
overalls.
Thank you.
I would love them.
And they're the perfect, Ichanged my tune.
I wasn't surprise you, but No, Iwant them.
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I want.
So
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I changed my tune on
that.
I think I was jealous.
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And
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when I did some self
reflecting, Oh,
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And a red checkered
shirt, like you'll rock it.
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like a real homesteader
because I am a real homesteader
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goats milk.
Hang on My
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goats, I, I can't milk
my goats.
Kenny's being fixed and.
Well, well, I
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you would
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would wanna milk.
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Kenny because, no, I
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was gonna say
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Kenny can't get
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He has.
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one tea.
It's not drinkable.
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Oh my gosh,
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Can I just say,
MIC3-1 (10:15):
I was gonna say, can't
get the girls pregnant.
I know, I
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can't.
Do you know what?
MIC3-1 (10:22):
That
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teat.
Do know what
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oh my goodness.
Just that's silly.
But it wasn't that long ago,like when I was young, very
young.
A milkman came around anddelivered milk and you would
leave your empty jars out and itwould get filled up.
There was a milkman.
Yeah.
And that was raw milk from adairy.
We lived up
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the
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dirt road outside of
Birdwood.
There's a dairy farm on thatroad.
We used to pull in there with abucket.
Mm, absolutely.
Like
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And not even a
sterilized bucket.
Nothing like,
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just literally.
Yeah.
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We did the same thing.
I was on a hobby farm.
No.
Saying like we would rock in tothe local dairy
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pull in, get
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in get, you'd pull the
lid up from the milk farm.
The Dairy farmer had a jug ontop that you grabbed for the
people that pulled in.
Yeah.
You put your money in the littlecup, and you'd scoop out a
couple liters of milk,
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and my parents, believe
it or not, you know, I mean,
they weren't like.
What you would call the homesitting part, but having, they
sort of were, they sort of were
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having said
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that, I do remember them
actually making butter.
They got a butter churn, awooden butter churn, and got the
cream the top of the milk andmade butter.
Well, it might have also been afinancial thing too.
I was a hundred percentfinancial.
Yeah.
So how come in just 30 or 40years, we've gone so far?
That it's now illegal.
When we remember a time where itwas encouraged, it saved on
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money.
It saved on rubbish.
Yeah.
'cause you would reuse the samebottles over and over.
No
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cartons or
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or plastic.
Yeah.
So it's just, I just don'tunderstand it.
I can't understand it actually.
And there's the other thingabout going from glass bottles.
To cartons and then back toclear plastic bottles.
Mm-hmm.
So they went to cartons becausethe sunlight destroyed the
vitamin A in the milk.
Oh, right.
And so then they said, okay,we'll put them in cartons and
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we'll protect the milk.
And then they've gone completelythe other way and put them back
in clear stuff.
But plastic this time instead ofglass.
So you're still getting thevitamin.
And they destroyed.
But it's now in plastic.
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But it's now in
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plastic.
So it's,
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it's now le
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it's only leaching in
plastic.
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they're trying to
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kill us.
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Literally whole modern
medicine needs to kick up the
ass But people say, oh, oh, soyou don't really believe in
traditional medicine.
I've heard that before.
And I'm like, what?
But traditional medicine is whatI do believe in.
That's the herbs.
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That's
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all the stuff that's
been going on for thousands of
years.
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I Alopathic medicine,
which
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is treating symptoms,
has only been around for what,
just over a hundred years.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
that's traditional.
That's not traditional.
To me, that's alternative.
Yes.
That's contemporary.
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years and years and
years and years is the stuff.
And now this very new stuff tome is alternative, but they
seem, I just feel, am I anidiot?
Am I that stupid that,
MIC2-2 (13:15):
No,
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because that doesn't
make sense to me.
No, they're actually, they'remisbranding it.
They, what they should be sayingis mainstream medicine or
allopathic medicine.
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Allopathic
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Is treat is treating a
single.
System in the body.
Respiratory, circulatory,mm-hmm.
And it treats the symptoms ofthat.
So you come to me, you've got acough, I'm gonna treat the
cough.
I'm not actually gonna try andfigure out why, why you have a
cough.
Yeah, yeah.
Or support your system mm-hmm.
To have Oh, okay.
System for that cough.
So that's naturopathy.
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So that's a holistic mm-hmm.
Model.
Mm-hmm.
So we are look like you'relooking at everything within the
body.
And to support that.
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And the cough
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is just to get rid of
what's in the body, right?
Mm-hmm.
So you cough because you've gotphlegm or you've got something
you wanna bring up.
So why would, why do you wannasuppress it and suppress that
and dampen it and let your bodyget rid of it?
Like a fever, right?
Yeah.
When you, you're fighting aninfection.
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yes, your body
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Yeah.
Builds up heat mm-hmm.
To get rid of the virus.
Oh no.
Let's give them some Panadol toreduce their fever.
Okay.
So let's just let the virusmultiply in a very chilled
environment without any fever.
Yeah.
Like, it's crazy.
So anyway, sorry, I digress.
And people think you're brave ifyou use the But I think you're
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brave to use the new stuff.
That's what I was saying beforein another episode.
I don't feel very brave when I'msticking with something that's
tried and tested for years andyears and years and years and
years.
Totally.
I think the people that go tothe chemist and get the scripts
and do that, I think they are sobrave, Especially hats off to
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they actually read,
they're so graphic.
Yeah.
If they read N it and it says
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A rare side effect of
this medication is dizzy spells
and seizures.
And they still do
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it.
And they still do
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it.
Yeah.
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Far
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Far out.
You're brave.
Yeah.
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Right.
Because you know what?
Rare
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as common as one in a
thousand.
So the actual definition of rareis between one in a thousand to
one in 10,000.
That's not very rare.
That's not rare.
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And then though, if you
go on the other side of the,
take these herbs.
God be with you.
Yeah.
If this shit doesn't work wellwhat?
What's gonna happen?
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Yeah.
You're no worse
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off.
It didn't work.
MIC3-2 (15:39):
No, that's right.
Yeah.
You've got nothing to lose, haveyou?
MIC2-2 (15:42):
no.
Yeah.
When people roll their eyes atme, when I say, oh, try
echinacea, or have like lemonand honey in, they're like,
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but it works.
It actually works.
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that, there's properties
out of certain things that have
grown on this earth for likealoe, vera on burns, and
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a hundred percent
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Like it's a plant that
is natural.
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Do you know one thing
though, that I read somewhere or
someone told me, and it's sotrue, if all these
pharmaceuticals and medicinesand whatever was about your
health, then wouldn't the peoplewho are taking the most pills be
our healthiest people?
Yes.
Yes.
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Yes.
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Hundred percent.
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But
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don't you find that the
people that are taking the least
amount of pills are ourhealthiest people?
Yes.
So then
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more pills.
More pills.
MIC3-2 (16:35):
about health.
MIC2-2 (16:36):
Yeah.
Yeah.
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So they don't make you
healthy.
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Absolutely.
Do we
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got off of track'cause
it was about milk.
We were talking
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right.
MIC3-2 (16:44):
milk.
Yeah,
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But
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the point being
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that
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if it was about health
and safety and preventing death
from raw milk, then nopharmaceuticals Mm.
That's simple.
Mm-hmm.
If it was about our health, mm,
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it all comes back to the
same
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money,
MIC2-2 (17:04):
money, money.
MIC3-2 (17:07):
Oh.
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Love it, love it.
Alright, we, we
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a wrap.
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We need to wrap it up.
Goodnight people.
Goodnight.
We love you.