Comparing Amish Cultures, Taylor Swift's Growth and I'm Still a Guy :: Ep 44 Try That in a Small Town Podcast

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Do Amish people think Menonites are poseurs?

Yes, it's another lively discussion that pairs cultural curiosities with a humorous twist:

-Laughter ensues surrounding a confusion about the confirmation of RFK 

-Nostalgia reigns supreme when they get onto the topic of food. From the changing ingredients of Smuckers Uncrustables and Doritos.

-Sheryl Crow’s unexpected decisions and the media’s fascination with Donald Trump.

K-Lo wraps it up with the story behind and a rousing performance of Brad Paisley's "I'm Still a Guy"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It just sounds to me like, if you're an Amish person,
you'd be mad at the Mennonites.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh, I think so, because they're kind of.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Posers yes, they're taking some of that credit, but
yet not following the strictguidelines of the Amish.
That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Let's start a war.
Well, you got Taylor Swift.
I mean, she used country musicas a stepping stone to get where
she is so she could step in thebubble.
The stepping stone went intothe bubble.
She's still in there.
She's not going to come outever.
She's got her jet.
She's going to spew her jetfumes all over the atmosphere
and then bitch about somebodyelse that's doing it.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
We all have a text saying hey, I got this person,
got this person.
Hey, I got this person, gotthis person.
So I was watching TV a few daysago and it's on Fox and they're
doing the RFK confirmationhearings.
And he gets through and he getsconfirmed and I text the group
and I go RFK confirmed and thenI get the responses Bro, what?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Amazing Dude, that's incredible, you'll hit it first.
I'm right behind you, badasscurtain.
It's freaking amazing.
You're on fire.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I read that and I'm like he got RFK to come on our
podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I was like no way.
And I was like these guysreally didn't think he was going
to get confirmed.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Confirmed was the loose term there.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
The Try that in a Small Town podcast begins now.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
All right, we are here.
This is the Try that in a SmallTown podcast Coming to you from
the Patriot Mobile Studios, welove the Patriot Mobile Studios.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
We do.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
We got Neil, we got Kalo.
We got Neil.
We got K-Lo, we got.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
TK.
We're going with first namestoday.
Huh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I feel like we need to get reacquainted.
You see, Ed's nicknames that heproposed for me.
They're a little too cool, Ithink.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
What are they?
I didn't see that Sky Sky Air.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Air Kurt Because.
I jump in the air and also I'ma master of the airwaves.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
So we got sky air.
It sounds like Ed lives hislife high.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
It sounds to me like no, it has to be like old sky
because you jumped higher.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
later, like earlier in your career, you were really
high, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
So it's old sky I get well, some some days kurt is
blue sky, some days he's graysome days today he's been.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
He's been kind of in between yeah, a little bit of
cheap dark cloud yeah, a fewpassing clouds here and there
partly cloudy uh, we've got alittle bit of an eye issue here
at the table, kayla.
What is?
Is that thing you got?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
called.
Oh, I don't know.
It's a couple things.
Sorry I was late.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
But I've got a sty, so hopefully they can zoom in on
that.
But you've got something wayworse.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Well, I've got that, but then I've got like I don't
know if it's a great topic, butyou have rosacea, which is one
of these things that breaks downyour face nose everywhere and
you can't get rid of it, so it'sforever right like herpes yeah
except you don't get it.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
You don't get it.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
The same way you don't get it the same way so I'm
gonna start saying that it'sjust rosacea, yeah, but you
don't go away but, this onesounds

Speaker 4 (03:19):
yeah, but you don't get rosacea below your neck
though it's kind of like a wine,oh, it's a rosacea, but anyway,
so, uh, so this side's rosacea,then you get a little stop, but
then they've kind of combined.
So I had to get somebody tocome over the house and give me
steroid pack.
And you know, do you see hotcompress and stuff like that?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
but uh, do you see totally seething at you, right,
yeah this.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I really don't care about your eye problem.
I'm sorry.
Well, I'm sitting here with auseless left eye and you got a
sty.
You'll be fine yeah, finerosacea hey a

Speaker 2 (03:54):
lot of people struggle with it.
God, I'm gonna send a pictureto jim so he can show it on the
podcast I had.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I expect rosacea once I expected it was bad to look
worse when he walked in, but Ican't even tell.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
I know I didn't even notice.
That's because I've beenworking on it for the last two
hours.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh, all right, you still look good, had some hot
compresses and everything Allright.
Let's get to something good.
It's not easy being on camera.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
By the way, I like you growing your hair out.
Thanks On the sites.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Thanks, I'm growing mine out too Well, it's too
expensive to buy your hair andstick it up like that I just put
a hat on I'm just jealous of it.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
You said, you had something good to say it's not
really good.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I don't know if they've actually taken the
smuckers, uncrustables, out ofthe grocery stores yet, because
they haven't been to the grocerystore in a while.
But I sure hope they don't okay.
So what's the deal with it'sbecause it's unhealthy, they say
what's an Uncrustable?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
is it the dye?
You don't know what.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Uncrustables.
It's just this beautiful roundcrimp it's a sandwich with no
crust.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh, do you put them in the fridge and stuff?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
yeah you put them in the freezer and they're really
good beautiful crimped edgesokay, and it's a round sandwich
and I would put them in mybackpack when I would go deer
hunting or turkey hunting anddid rfk I hope he didn't, I
really hope well, rfk is notgonna.
It's the one thing that's overthe line.
It's kind of like cool ranchdoritos it's over the line, but

(05:23):
do you know what?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
a little bit I saw an instagram or an expo, so it
must be true, uh, but they weretalking about oh, we used to eat
all that stuff when we werekids, but it is.
It is made differently now.
Doritos used to be realingredients, now it's seed oils
and all the crab that goes.
That's why they're trying toban that stuff it isn't that

(05:46):
they didn't.
It's like mcdonald's fries usedto be done in beef towel but
now they did all that.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
They added all those things behind our backs, and why
?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
well, because they were they were good.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I mean, I really don't know why.
Why don't they just leave italone and just keep making them
like they used to make thembecause we loved them.
Then like we love them now whyare?
They trying?
Are they trying to literally?
Are they trying to probablycheaper?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
well, well, no, are they trying to kill us?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
it's not.
It's not no well, it doesn'tmake sense.
It's cheaper if there's moreingredients in it doesn't make.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
It doesn't make sense at all a lot of it is the
marketing.
They do things to make thingslook better to our eyes, which
makes us process thingsdifferent in our brains.
For example, milk is not thatwhite guys, it's just not.
It's not pristine white.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's not really healthy to make it that white.
That's true.
Is it yellow?
That's why I'm picturing it asyellow.
Well, if you've ever been to afarm, you've got relatives and
stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, we can say teat .
It has a teat tint to it, butno if you've had like real cow's
milk and stuff like that andyou're used to having stuff out
of the store, you're like whatthe hell is this?
It tastes terrible.
What about breast milk?
Is it that way?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, it's about the same, I don't know, I'm not
quite sure.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
It's been a while I've had whole milk from the
Mennonites in.
Perry County, where my farm is,and when it's ice cold, you're
right, it has a little darker,it's got more vanilla color to
it, but there's nothing betteron the planet than straight out
of the teat.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Nothing.
Hey, neil is a Mennonite, anAmish.
Is that the same thing?
No, what's different?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Mennonites actually have cell phones and some have
electricity.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Stop when Mennonites actually have cell phones and
some have electricity.
I had a company called Men ofWhite.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Chicken but I didn't get off the ground.
A Mennonite Sounds likesomething out of.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Star Wars, you've never heard of a Mennonite.
No, really.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I kind of thought they were Amish-ish.
They are.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Amish-ish.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Do they like that term?
That's what they're called.
That's what they're called.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
That's what they're called.
That's what they're known, asthey have Mennonite communities.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
But they get a little more creature comforts yes.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
They have cell phones , they have trucks, they have
power.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
So what's?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
their thing.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I don.
They do eat what they grow.
They don't do a lot of Do.
They just have a certain dresscode, like the Amish?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Some of them dress like we do.
Some of them dress likeAmish-ish.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I've got a great idea we need to get an Amish person,
a Mennonite side by side.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
And let them go at it so they don't get along,
Because I guarantee you, Iguarantee you they're not.
Well, because a Mennonite is,it could be one of us.
It sounds like If you don'thave a just coat and you don't
have a wand?
No, they can't look like you.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Mennonites, don, you're not a godly, mennonite.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Down in Perry County the ones that drive the trucks.
Where's Perry County?
It's about an hour and a halfsouthwest of here.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Past that big rock.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, we call them semi-minis, the ones that drive
trucks.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Now that can't be a politically correct term.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Well, they're not fully Mennonite Semi-minis,
semi-minis.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Is there a Mennonite community that they have to live
inside those structure of thetown?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
line.
Some people.
They have communities.
Yes, what is that like?
What's their house like?
It's pretty basic.
It's very nice live.
They have wi-fi, maybe a lot, Idon't know they have a lot of
jams and candles, I'll tell youthis.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
So if you're gonna call yourself a men in night yes
, I can't have wi-fi.
Really, I agree, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
I think they can have it's too comfortable.
I don't think they can.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
They don't have much cell service where they live too
.
They're, they're, uh, theircommunities are in the volleys.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
In the volleys no, not the volleys.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
They're volleys Down in the volley Down in the volley
, like I said, and everythinggoes up.
Is this all made up?
No, I feel like you're makingthis up as you go.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
No no, no, no, no, we have neighbors down there they
of their sentences andeverything goes up.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
I want to go and but they're, they're super, super
smart, bright people.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
How they're very hard , they can build very god they
can build, grow, surviveanything like an amish person
but the amish sound more ish,they sound more hardcore.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Amish sound amish are real hardcore hey, we have a.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
We have a.
Uh, not all Mennonites haveinternet access, which would
imply that they do have some,okay, while some more
progressive Mennonitecommunities do use the internet,
particularly for businesspurposes, you know.
So, yeah, some of them do.
Makes me think of Kingpin.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Amish right?
True, but that's Amish for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
That's horse, and buggy, and some of the
Mennonites have horse and buggy.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Some of them are Mennonites are more Amish than
they are Mennonite.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
It sounds like it's a little loose in the rules.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
We'll have to get some more information.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
They're super people, though I can't say enough good
things about that community.
Well, the ones that I've metare I've had a couple trespass
on my farm and they don't care.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
Those are the bad Mennonites.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
There's a couple of them.
There's a couple of them now.
There's a couple of them downthere that have you know they
use A couple of bad seeds.
They think if his dirt runsinto my dirt it's everybody's
dirt.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
And so they make themselves at home, kind of like
we did with the Indians.
Can we start over we're?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
definitely not pleasing a big crowd tonight.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Maybe we are no guests tonight.
Well, if they don't haveinternet, I mean they're not
listening.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
No, it's fantastic and the ones who are shouldn't
be Mennonites If they haveinternet.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
They can't tell anybody.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Let's move forward.
Okay, let's do it.
Who's got something?

Speaker 3 (11:50):
What do you think is more interesting?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
to our listeners.
Well, give me a choice.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I mean we're going to get there.
We're going to get to somethinggood, but I think the Mennonite
story is very interesting.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I've learned something Me story is very
interesting.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
I learned something Me too.
We may need to study up on alittle bit to make sure we're
accurate as we can be.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
We're belittling the Mennonites.
I'm not belittling the.
Mennonites.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
To me it sounds like this may upset some Mennonites.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
if you're listening, you know how many Mennonites and
Amish are from where you'refrom.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Tons, not exactly where I'm from, but close,
close-ish.
Not really, though it justsounds to me like if you're an
amish person you'd be mad at themennonites oh, I think so,
because they're kind of posers,yes, where they're taking some
of that credit, but yet notfollowing the strict guidelines

(12:44):
of the Amish.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
That's what it?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
sounds like let's start a war.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Like I said, I think it's kind of like Lutherans and
Catholics.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
I don't see the where's the comparison there.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Because Lutherans were basically formed from
Catholics but allowed a littlebit more leeway.
Really, I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I didn't know Lutherans were Different beliefs
.
Yeah, I thought that Lutheranswere more of.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I think they're one degree of separation from
Catholicism.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
See, I'm Catholic, yeah, and so when you're
Catholic you just thinkeveryone's Catholic.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Well, on the Amish and the Mennonites, the thing
that you do respect about themor I respect about them you do
respect about them or I respectabout them, and I get it.
There's a sense that they tryto stay just as, keeping a lot
of the media, the TV, everythingout as much as possible for
them and their kids to not besidetracked and get them away

(13:38):
from God and the Lord's work.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Well, that is an excellent point.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
They're trying as best they can to stay true to
the word who is?
Um like the amish and men andknights and stuff.
They're not distracted bythings that I'm distracted by,
you know, like I'm watchingbreaking bad right now.
They're not caught up in that.
They're not, you know.
They're not having to think ohgod, I missed an episode tonight
because we're recording anepisode.
True, that's a stress theydon't have.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
That's true.
That's a good point, though wecould definitely learn from that
.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Maybe we should go live with the Amish for at least
two hours For a week.
No for a week and then do apodcast and have some on.
I don't think they'd do it.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
You don't think they would?

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Well, we can't do the Amish because we couldn't
record there.
They have no power, so we coulddo Mennonite.
I forgot about that.
We could do a podcast atMennonite.
We could do the Mennonite one.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I'm going to do my hair.
That's a hot day, bro, Hot day.
Okay, Kalo tell them about someguests we got coming up.
Oh, we just confirmed softlyconfirmed.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Ashley Gerle is the, most, uh, commercial, successful
songwriter of all genres ofmusic.
So he's going to be here nextweek, so probably a couple weeks
before it comes out good buddyof all ours and great guy and,
uh, we're going to talk about alot of stuff out, so talk about
music and how he's surpassed 80number one hits 80, number one

(15:01):
and by the time he comes on,it'll be 84 probably maybe more.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
yeah, he might have five on there now, do you think?
Do you think he he would 80number ones by the time he comes
on?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
it'll be 84.
Probably, maybe more.
He might have five on there now.
Do you think he would revealhow he did it?
Because I've done the math inmy head, the hours put into
writing, I've done all that.
I still don't know how it'seven attainable.
Do you think he'll reveal?

Speaker 4 (15:22):
it.
I think anything you ask him,he'll tell you, he'll tell it.
I think you.
I think anything you ask him,he'll tell you, he'll tell you.
Yeah, I think those are thingswe ask that's gonna be.
That's gonna be awesome it'sgonna be good and he's a really
good man.
We'll get into other topics too.
You know he's he's huge onmental health, you know, and uh,
um, but I'll let him tell thatstory I'll take what he's taking
yeah, yeah.
So, uh, that's gonna be good,but we got somebody coming that

(15:45):
same week.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, we softly confirmed Tom Cruise Great.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's a really soft.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's very softly confirmed.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Well, because we'll have that after the, that's
actually the first lie that'sever been told on this show.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Well, that way we can get into Scientology to follow
up our great wisdom on the Amishand the Mennonites.
So we should tell people thestory.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
So we have a text thread and we go through and you
know, we're all trying to getdifferent guests on and we've
got.
We do have some great guestscoming up I'm not just saying
that, by the way, we really doand in March we've got.
Well, we can tell them probably.
Right, yeah, our good friendJohn Rich is coming on, which we

(16:29):
think is great.
Um dc drano, if you follow himon x or instagram, rogan is his
name.
He's an amazing guy.
Uh, he'll be here.
Uh, and some others that wecan't say, but you'll need to
tune in for.
But anyway, so we all have atext, right?
Hey, I got this person, gotthis person.
So I was watching tv a few daysago and it's on fox and, uh,
they're doing the rfkconfirmation hearings and he
gets through and he getsconfirmed and I text the group

(16:50):
and I go rfk, confirmed, andthen I get the responses bro,
what?

Speaker 5 (16:56):
amazing dude that's incredible, you'll hit it first,
I'm right behind you.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Badass curtain, it's freaking amazing, you're on fire
.
I read that.
I'm like he was like badasscurtain, it's freaking amazing,
you're on fire.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I read that and I'm like he got RFK to come on our
podcast.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I was like no way.
And I was like these guysreally didn't think he was going
to get confirmed.
Confirmed was the loose termthere, yeah yeah.
So we don't have RFK, but younever know.
We have DM'd him, if we everget him on.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
I'm asking him about, about the crustables yeah Okay,
cool ranch and non-crustables.
I almost think he wouldactually do it and cheese it oh.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
I think he would.
I do.
I mean, we had Cash, the FBIdirector, in waiting.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
We'll have Cash work on this for us.
Yeah, okay, once he getsthrough some of the FBI stuff.
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Jeez got to jeez, all right what?

Speaker 4 (17:47):
do we got?
That's what's on the what's onthe docket here tonight.
Well, one thing I know thatwe're talking about it
beforehand.
You know it's a little bitdisappointing for me, but uh,
but the cheryl crow thing onceagain has kind of come up, so
this is topical and this is goodoh, it's good.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
It's good stuff, because she bashed our song.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
And I will say because we never really talked
about this part of it.
You know, like Sheryl Crow, tome and to Neil, was always I
hadn't seen her in a long time,but for a minute you know when
you're writing and recording fora you guys wrote a couple songs
with her.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
And she's an incredible artist.
She's an incredible artist, oneof our favorites.
No, seriously, can't argue withit and out of everybody.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
If people ask, still to this day, they say, hey,
what's the coolest artist?
I always come back to SherylCrow because she was so nice All
the time.
She was so nice.
She'd just come downstairs andsay, hey, here's this title.
I said we're going to.
I said y'all get that going,we'll record that tomorrow.
And I remember and it was meand Chris DuBois at the time and

(18:50):
Chris said, oh, we can't, wecan't.
We're writing tonight with BradPaisley and Cheryl said is
Paisley cutting tomorrow?
And he said no, and she goes.
I suggest you write this one.
And then we did and she cut it,that's amazing, she's the
coolest artist ever and she hadus over to the house and stuff

(19:11):
for dinners and stuff.
Just a a very cool person.
So I was.
It did bother me when she cameout early on Try that in Small
Town and was bashing, bashing it.
And now did she know that wewrote it or would it change her
comments?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
probably not, but I didn't love that she went after
the song as a bad written song,right, yeah, yeah and and I'll
remember all the exact stuff,but it wasn't, wasn't?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
it didn't make us feel great no, of course not, I
remember that and uh, and Idon't think it's very positive
about Al Dean.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
I could have cared less what she thought of my song
Either you know.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
But anyway, I didn't really like that.
But then you know.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
But now it's disappointing Going to.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
So that's just the setup to the second
disappointing thing of her.
We just saw her giving away herTesla right.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
She sold it and gave the money to NPR of all places.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Npr, yeah, which is first of all, I don't even get.
She already paid the money forthe Tesla.
She already gave Elon the$100,000 for the Tesla, so I
don't understand the statementshe's making.
He already made the money offyou.
I don't understand any of it.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I don't understand any of this.
It's like madness to me.
I really do miss the dayTalking about Sheryl Crow Huge
fan I mean me and Kurt.
We used to be in bands andcover her music, wanted to write
songs like hers.
She's incredible, incredible.
You look at her and To me itgoes back to the thing I'm like

(20:42):
look, it's like okay, she thething with the Tesla.
Look, here's the administration.
The whole country voted.
I miss the days when thecountry voted.
Here's the president.
This is the next four years.
You may not have voted or likedit, but this is what it is, and

(21:03):
then in four years, you can tryto change that.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, it's just the way.
America works, and that's thebeauty of it.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Let's put the question out on the table.
Why do you all think somebodylike Sheryl Crow hates Donald
Trump so much?
What's the number one reason,in y'all's opinion, that she
would hate somebody like?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
that.
Can I get to that in a second?
Because I want to.
I want to say this about hervideo.
It's on a tow truck, she'swaving goodbye, the trees are
full of leaves and there areleaves falling on the ground,
which means she lives intennessee.
Yes, means it wasn't filmedthis month.

(21:45):
No, yeah, so it was a stagething from a couple months ago
and she made it seem like thisis her opposition to elon musk.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Yeah and on top of that, and this has nothing to do
with it, except it's bs exceptfor if you're a rock star.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Don't disappoint everybody and come out in
sweatpants and your hair backand glasses and stuff.
You look like a rock star.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
That was disappointing okay, so what was
your?
Question back to the question.
Why do you think it's a greatquestion?
Why do you think she hatesDonald Trump and conservatism
and our song?
Why do you think she hatesDonald Trump and conservatism
and our song?
Why do you think she hates whatwe all stand for so much?

(22:31):
First of all, I don't reallycare if she doesn't like the
song.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
I don't either.
It doesn't bother me, becausethat's the thing.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
There's lots of songs I don't like.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Let's go back, take it back to Trump.
Why does she hate that so much?
I don't know if she knows.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
What is it?
I don't know if she knows, orany buddy really knows, why they
hate him so much.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Neil, that's a good question.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I don't know, that's always my question yeah, it's
pretty obvious what kind ofleader he's going to be Like him
or hate him for his character,or however he comes across and
the things that he says, thecomments he makes.
I get all that.
Whatever, let's go deep here.
The type of leadership and theleader that he is and the

(23:17):
leadership that he brings to theWhite House and to the country.
These people have to feel 1,thousand percent safer
underneath that kind ofleadership than the previous
leadership you have to feel somuch safer?
I agree 100, so I'm, I'm, I'malways wrestling with.
Why do these people hate him somuch?
Let's get past all the otherthe bullshit that you know.

(23:41):
If you don't like him, youdon't like him, so what?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
well, he doesn't.
He doesn't align with anythingthey believe, and the better he
does the matter.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
They'll get no no, when you say what they believe,
what are you talking about?
Be specific.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Let's be specific on the beliefs here I don't know
because I haven't, I haven'ttalked to cheryl crowe
personally about what shedoesn't like.
But if just watching, watchingthe channel of news that I'm
watching, if you flip over toanother one, it's completely
opposite.
And for we talked about this acouple of weeks ago for a few
days, you know the left wassaying, you know we kind of
missed it.

(24:16):
You know we missed our base.
You know we're not talkingabout the working man like tell
it, tell it.
We say you know, um, you knowwe, we completely missed it.
And then I mean it wasn't aweek or two weeks later to where
the attacks have just wentagain.
So it's not about anything theywould be doing, it's just about
attacking everything that he'sdoing.
So the only thing I would sayis like, what do they not like

(24:38):
about him At first?
They don't like him as a person, they don't like that he exists
on the planet.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
They can't stand it, and I've already let's put that
aside.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
And once you hate a person that bad, you hate
everything.
True, you hate everything aboutthat person Nothing, he can't
do anything good, no matter whatit is.
For that, it doesn't matterwhat it is.
They won't agree that.
Yeah, that's a really goodthing.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
So real quick Before I forget on that point.
So I feel like it started tohappen again with the
immigration thing and the border145 Democrats opposed that bill
to deport migrants 145Democrats.
So how did it change so much?
Because, if I'm, tell me if I'mmistaken, but I feel like Obama
, even Obama, was for a strongborder.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
You can go back and see it all.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
So you can, it's on you, don't you know I?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
mean, I'm not making that up.
Back in the day, when Biden hadhis brain, he was the same
thing.
You can see him talking aboutit like strong border.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Well, that's what they ran on.
That's what Clinton ran on.
That's what Obama ran on.
Clinton ran on.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's what Obama I mean, and they I've seen the
numbers, they have deportedright a lot.
I don't, yeah, I don't think Iwas wrong about no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
So that's what my confusion is like.
Well, trump's doing it.
It's bad.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
That's why I don't understand and that's pretty
much it.
Yeah, yeah, trump's, trump'sname's on it.
It's bad, it's all bad and nowElon's there.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Boy, they don't like Elon at all.
They used to love Elon.
They used to love Elon.
Now they don't.
He's coming after their money.
They're showing the thing onthe IRS they're showing the
thing with the.
You see this with the socialsecurity numbers, yeah, yeah,
and you know they've.
I forget what it is, but they,they found over 60 million
active social security numbers.

(26:23):
And there are people in theUnited States and you see the
age groupings have you seen thelist?
There's people that are like250 years old, like they're
still.
I know a million people.
He's just doing somehousekeeping.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I just saw the number on that too, the money that's
going to those people that don'texist yeah it's.
It is unbelievable somehowthey're related to to somebody
in a blue state it's like 45billion dollars or something
going that has gone out topeople that don't exist.
Oh and just numbers.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
They're going out to numbers congratulations are in
order to whom?
Congrats to elon gonna be a dadagain for the 13th time.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
So nobody's perfect right, and elon's one of his
achilles heels is he just getspeople pregnant yeah, but if you
have a mountain of money, I'dhave like 40 kids just.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Would you really?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
why not?
But with I mean he has themwith different.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, maybe that's his call, that's his decision.
It's a free country.
He's keeping it free.
Well, that's called old school.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
It's like free country.
He's keeping it free.
Well, that's called old school.
It's like real old school.
It's like Moses old school,it's like Tyreek Hill stuff man.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Tyreek Hill I saw a thing where Tyreek Hill I don't
know if it's Moses, they said.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Tyreek Hill had more kids last year than he did
touchdowns which is amazing.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
He had like five kids last year, but four touchdowns.
Which is amazing again likefive kids last year, but four
touchdowns that's he likes hiskids.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Man, I mean, he's got paying for, isn't a problem.
Well, there's issues.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Well, yeah, there's issues, but it's not like a you
know somebody we know, if theyhave six kids right now, that's
gonna be rough times, you know athird like a third know a third
of the deficit has beenuncovered already.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I know A third it's mind-blowing dude.
People are mad about it.
Oh, they're big mad.
It's taking away their money,kickbacks and all that, and
we're songwriters and I can dothat much math.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
It's amazing.

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service.

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Sheryl Crow probably wouldn'ttake the other line, I would
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It has the word Patriot in it.
She's not going to get PatriotMobile.
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I don't know Caleb's staying out of it.
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
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Speaker 2 (33:56):
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Did she cut one of your?

Speaker 3 (33:58):
songs.
She didn't cut anything.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
I wrote with her Kalo's playing it smooth.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I have the freedom to say what I want to about her,
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Speaker 3 (34:06):
What?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
record are you on?

Speaker 4 (34:08):
I don't remember the name of the record.
It had Sheryl Crow on it,that's all we need to say.
It was her country record.
I'm not sure what the name ofit I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I love everything about her music.
She is she's incredible when itcomes to that, but let's you
know when we change the subjectto patriotism and but for some
reason, common sense for somereason.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Why does it seem to happened?
For example, I was watching thestar night live 50th
anniversary special Great,Really the best parts with the
Eddie Murphy was on there and hewas.
Eddie Murphy is so funny,really funny.
There was.
There was some decent stuff,but I love Tom Hanks.
Tom Hanks movies are amazing.

(34:51):
I love Tom Hanks.
I really do.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
He's been in some great movies.
I love how y'all sugarcoatthese people Before you fix the
slam on them.
No, no, listen to me, I'msaying because I appreciate what
they do At their talent.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I love movies.
I love it.
But he did another littleparody Of a Trump supporter.
He had done it in 2016.
Oh really, and he did it.
Little parody of a Trumpsupporter, he had done it in
2016.
Oh really, and he did it again.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
The other night he reprised his role.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
He did it the other night and it really fell flat
and I was watching it.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Why did they feel the need to do that?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
That's my question, because, especially now where
it's like, look, are you tryingto insult over half the country?
Because in this character itwas very, you know, kind of a
ridiculous character.
He had a MAGA hat on and thenhe refused to shake a black
guy's hand.
That was his character, like aracist thing.

(35:49):
That's insane.
I don't understand where thatcomes from, or I guess my point
is.
I guess to go back to Kalo'spoint earlier it doesn't feel
like they've learned anythingfrom the election or as far as
how people are thinking.
What's his motivation there?
I don't know.
I really would like and I loveTom Hanks, I would love to ask

(36:10):
him.
I think they're just in thatbubble, man.
I just feel like they're inthat bubble.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Like the De Niro and she'll grow.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
De Niro is off the rails.
I love De Niro, I love RobertDe Niro.
He's a great actor, incrediblemovies, but he's flying off the
handle.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Those people live in a bubble.
They don't have a freaking cluewhat's going on out here in the
real world.
You're right, they are soseparated from reality.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
They don't have a freaking clue.
There's got to be a lot of it.
They're rich.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
They don't have to worry about anything.
Whatever their belief system isin their bubble, they're going
to stick to it and bashwhatever's outside their bubble.
That's all it is.
They have their bubble andthey're safe in it.
They can say what they want.
They don't.
They're not going to loseanything.
What are they going to lose?
Nothing.
They have nothing to lose bysaying whatever in the hell they
want to say.
They have nothing to lose.

(37:04):
God, you know the bubble.
People can kiss my ass you know, let's go neil no it's
just really, and we even havesome in country music.
Yeah, the exact same way.
They live in their freakingbubble.
They don't have a clue what'sgoing on out here.
They don't know what's going onin my neighborhood or your
neighborhood and they don't care, so they can say whatever they

(37:25):
want to.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Who are?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
a couple of those you want me to.
I'll name names.
I've asked people to name namesbefore and I will freaking name
names.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah, neil ain't scared right.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Makes me realize who's been quiet in the Well,
you got Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I mean, she used country music as a stepping
stone to get where she is so shecould step in the bubble.
The stepping stone went intothe bubble and she's still in
there.
She's not going to come outever.
She's still in there.
She's not going to come outever.
She's got her jet.
She's going to spew her jetfumes all over the atmosphere
and then bitch about somebodyelse that's doing it.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
But she has that luxury.
But you have country artiststhat have jets also.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yeah, you don't have to be a pop artist to have jets.
Some of those guys have commonsense.
Some of those jet people,there's nothing better than
flying private.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
I agree people, I, I would.
There's nothing better thanflying private.
I was gonna say I agree I love.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
That's my whole point .
No, I would fly private everythe times that we've gotten to
do it.
It's amazing.
It's awesome.
It's a time machine.
It's freaking great.
It is amazing.
You know, and I'm never gonnabitch about the fumes that that
jet puts off, but the people inthe bubble do the bubble people.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
It's the hypocrisy I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Oh, it's the hypocrisy.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
The bubble people.
I love that, the bubble people.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
And it makes the dome of the bubble get thicker and
thicker.
Their hypocrisy is a joke.
Neil, you're on fire tonight.
Well, you know.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
You're going to gain us some followers.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
It is what it is.
Well, you know who countrymusic has really missed.
I don't know how we've managedto carry on since the loss of
Maren Morris Because she justreminded me when you were
talking about Taylor Swift.
I haven't heard a peep.
Oh, she went pop.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Yeah, I haven't heard a peep.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
She's trying to get in the bubble, but her head's
sticking out the top.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
They're like pull me in, pull me in the bubble please
, and but they won't pull her in.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
They don't know if they should pull her in or not
the bubble people she wants tobe a bubble person.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
So bad that's so good , buddy, she showed, she showed.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I mean, she's like she really showed herself.
I don't get it.
I really don't understand anyof it.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
So the choice is for everybody.
Do you want to be a bubbleperson or not?
Because common sense does notexist in the bubble you have two
choices bubble person orMennonite.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
That's a fact.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Right, exactly.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Two ways to go, yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
There's tons of people crawling on the top of
the bubble trying to get in andsome of them won't get in.
They won't let them in.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Are there any?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
trying to get out no.
Not that I know of Like they'retrying to get out, but they're
kind of holding on to them.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I think there's a lot .
It's funny, you should bringthat up.
I think there's a lot of libsthat have been, that are on the
left side, that have climbed onthe fence and they're riding the
fence right now and they'relike God, I don't know which
side I need to fall on, becauseTrump has affected them that
much and everything he's done inthe last four weeks four or
weeks has affected them thatmuch.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Hey, I got to tell you hate Trump or love Trump.
It's a free country, but it'snice to have a president who's
getting stuff done.
He's doing work.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
They can't deny it, he is doing work.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Can't deny it.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
And now all of a sudden, everybody's bitching
about egg prices.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
I did yesterday.
Yeah, $9.
I did yesterday.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, yeah, $9.
No, it is expensive.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
But then I go.
That's less than a buck an egg.
I wasn't that mad.
Did you go to the store?
Yeah, I went to the grocerystore.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Really, you went off campus.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
But it's like less than a buck an egg and
everybody's still bitching.
I'm like what's everybodybitching about?
Go buy some chickens, quitbitching, go buy some, fix your
own freaking problems.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Quit bitching, buy some chickens.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Come out of your freaking bubble, I mean your
freaking bubble.

Speaker 6 (41:21):
I know you can beat that.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Come out of your bubble and buy some chickens and
quit going to the grocery store.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Make a chicken bubble .

Speaker 3 (41:28):
There's plenty.
Last I checked, there's noshortage of chickens.
No, you know, you can have yourown chicken coop.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
we've had them before we got a healthy chicken past
year raised chickens.
I'm sorry, I'm getting, I'mgetting out of hand, sorry you
know we should talk about wewere saying this the other day
how we should have a, uh, a golftournament between the four of
us.
Neil and we're gonna have, ohmy gosh, okay, are we gonna do
this?
We're gonna do it yeah, pleasetell me we're going to do this,

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but Neil is a really good golfer.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
He's really good.
Those of you listening, he'sScratch.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Okay, let's just say he's Scratch.
Explain what Scratch means tothose of you.
Scratch means basically youshoot par.
Explain what par means to thoseof you, now the three others at
this table.
Kalo actually has been close tothat.
What are you shooting now, kalo?

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Oh, I'd be bogey golf now which?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
is pretty good.
Bogey golf means you shoot 90.
He used to be a four handicaphe can hit it.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
So the challenge is this the three of us Tully me
and Kalo and you have to ride inthe same golf cart.
That's fine.
Oh yeah, we're going to allride in the same golf cart.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Do we have to ride all in the front?

Speaker 3 (42:40):
No, you can ride on top.
Nope, you can't hang like acaddy on the back.
You all have to sit on the seat.
I agree, all of you.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
But we're going to play best ball against Neil.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
I may have to give y'all.
I need to average out handicaps, Neil I have a full handicap,
it's okay.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Whatever that means, I have all major forms of it.
It's okay.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
We'll take the strokes You're going to give us
strokes too, absolutely.
We'll take them it would onlybe fair.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
You have to do it fair.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Can we invite Alvin too?
Can he be on team mentally?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
handicapped.
No, he can't, he can't.
He can video K-Lo.
I could probably average outhis handicap right now.
I would probably You'reprobably going to cover the team
I'd probably give a stroke, ahole, every hole probably, if
you give a stroke a hole, we'llkill you?
I think so.
That's not true at all.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
If you give us a stroke a hole you'll lose.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
So let's do it right now.
You'll definitely lose.
Let me say let's do it rightnow.
Let me say something let's doit right now.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
You know on salt.
This is the worst conversationfor me.
You don't.
You've never played golf withme.
I'm just going off what youtold me.
It's way worse than there'stimes, neil, where the club
doesn't make contact with theball.
Does that still count as aswing?
Yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
It does If you don't hit the ball.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Well if you intended to hit it.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
If it's a practice swing.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Are you on the honor system?
Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
We'll know when it's a stroke and when it's not.
I didn't intend to hit thatball, okay.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Let's ask the listeners this.
I know I'm not going to get areal-time response, but should
we do the three of us best ballagainst Neal.
Or should we go like BryceDeChambeau and say the four of
us try to break 50?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
No, you should try to beat Neal.
I think that'd be fun, but hedoes it from the ladies' tees.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I'll let y'all play from the ladies' tees and I'll
still beat you.
I think that'd be fun, but hedoes it from the ladies' tees.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
I'll let y'all play from the ladies' tees and I'll
still beat you.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
I have to play from the ladies' tees.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
So let's do this, let's do this.
You guys can play from the redtees.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
What are those Hold on?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
The three of us can play from the ladies' tees.
Yes, I'll let in women's sports.
No, no, no, here we go.
I voted against that.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
We either play from the sametee and I give you strokes, or
you play from the red tees and Iplay from the silver tees Can
we play from the same tees maybe?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
No, I'd rather just take the stroke.
Well, you want the strokes,okay.
Okay, let's just say we wantthe strokes like men and three
against one.
No, no, no.
You don't want to play mestraight up.
If you play, me straight up.
No, we'd be playing like menthat don't want to play golf, I
mean.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
So let me ask this how can we make this productive
for a mission of ours like canwe have people bet?
Can we set up a?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
thing like oh ten dollars no, it would be great to
go to charity.
That's what I'm going to say.
What we'll do is like whoevervotes or bets.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Ten dollars is the whatever the maximum you can put
in, but we'll collect all themoney and we'll everybody that
bets.
We'll pick a town that somebodyis from and we'll donate to the
local.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
We'll pick a fire station or police department
maybe, yeah, something like thatand we'll to the local fire
station or police departmentMaybe, yeah, something like that
and we'll get the rules setbefore that happens.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Right, we'll figure it out and we'll do the episode
during the round.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
The basic thing is it's me against y'all and you
have to ride in the same cart inthe bench seat.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're small people.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Three of you crammed in there together.
We got small butts, my cigarhatchers.
They're going to burn it all.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
No shorts.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Do you drink when you golf?
Maybe Depends on how bad itgets.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Neil, do you drink when you golf?
Yeah, sometimes yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Not all the time, but sometimes it merits it.
I have to drink when I go tothe field and Yeho is like swing
juice for me.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Swing juice.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Yeah, it and yeho is like swing juice for me swing
juice yeah, it's swing juice.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yep, okay, so we need help from the listeners, though
we need, uh, some responses,because it's a great idea,
though I've won the senior clubchampionship at my club twice
now oh jikes.
So what did you?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
shoot.
I shot the first day.
I shot one under, oh my gosh.
Second day I shot 75, I think,but it's because the guy in the
senior championship his oxygentank fell off on the last putt
and it made a sound and hemissed his putt.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
What course are we going to do this?

Speaker 4 (47:08):
at.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
It's so not good, it's so wrong, dude.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
But Neil, how does it feel?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
How does it feel the pressure though?

Speaker 1 (47:15):
of me playing behind him.
There's no pressure.
I don't feel pressure.
Wouldn't you see the way I playmy slice, bro?
I don't feel pressure.
The way I play my slice, no.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
I laugh at slices.
The way I play my slice, dude,it is intimidating.
I lick my chops when I seesomebody slice.
Like this is bad.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Okay, like he's just bad.
Okay, well, we need to.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
We need to make this happen right, and you're giving
strokes.
I don't feel like we need afourth.
I don't like that.
No, he might have to give us.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Why can't we just?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
try to see what happens straight up because
here's the thing, okay.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
So so, look, you have a scratch golfer, then you have
, let's say that that's evenright.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
So if 72 is par that's that's even understand
what this is I know, but listen,but listen to the point.
I'm not completely retarded.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
This is going to help you okay, so tiger woods would
be in his heyday, would he be?
What a plus five seven, right?
Okay, easy, so you could have.
You could have 40 peopleplaying against him.
That are our skill level and hewould win.
It's not about the numbers ofpeople, I understand.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Okay, so we want strokes, but imagine, but
imagine if we won and didn'ttake strokes.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
It's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
I don't think we would.
You're just dreaming now.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
You're living in the bubble now Because if you're
saying he went into the bubble,he went into the bubble.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
But listen, if you're saying accurately that nine
times out of 10, you completelymissed the ball, then you're not
even on the team.
Not nine times out of ten.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Then we have me incurred Seven times out of ten.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
So I'm just saying it's not about numbers of people
.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yeah, knowing my luck , kayla would be feeling it that
day and he would See it'salready.
You see what's happening.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
There's already a tiny crack in the psyche no good
, he would stop talking to usand he would destroy us.
So we got to practice.
We got to have a team meeting.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I'm very excited about this, though.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Well, we need to make it happen.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
I still think we should get Aldean out there
somehow I play my best when I'mjust swinging free.
Of course, I feel like a bestball situation, knowing that you
guys have already played a goodball.
I could just let it fly.
I could hit the ball.
It will for you.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
I could hit the ball 80, 90 yards and it might be a
good idea you and I need somerange time, like if you check
Alden's handicap, it might be agood idea to have the four of us
.
I don't know what he's shootingnow.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
He and I are close, so not good either of us.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
What's your?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
handicap Kurt, I'm a bogey golfer.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
You're not an 18.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yeah, yeah, no, I am, he's really good.
No, no, no, I like our chanceshere.
Here's the thing with me.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Neil.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
If somebody gets me in the fairway, I'm good in the
fairway.
If somebody gets you in thefairway, yeah, I'm not good off
the tee.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Really, yeah, hey, that's where my slice comes in.
Handy off the tee, that's right.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
If you give me an approach shot, I'm pretty good,
or I shouldn't say that I'm atleast adequate.
So you're saying your shortgame's pretty good.
No, I'm saying if I'm 160 out,I got a good shot of putting one
on.
His ball goes high.
Too high, too high.
I like my odds.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
No, I love your odds.
Let's wait a little after thewinter storm, and then we'll get
something together.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
The winter storm.
There is a winter storm.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
I'm just looking forward to seeing what Tully's
going to wear for our match.
I better look cute as a button.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
I actually just got him out yesterday in my knickers
because I was preparing forthis.
It's something I feelcomfortable in those knickers.
You have great calves.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Dan I have okay calves.
I have good calves.
Kalo's got the best calves I'veever seen.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Kalo is, but they're not all buttered up?

Speaker 5 (50:56):
they're not tanned I haven't seen

Speaker 1 (50:58):
the sun.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
I love this idea though charity, but we have to
make it.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Yeah, we do need people to local first responder
fire department.
Yeah, we need to make surewe're doing something good for
somebody, yeah oh, we will.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
I will beat y'all's ass for something good all right
be be much obliged Okay.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Well, you want to talk about the old bags of the
view.
What?

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Please.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
I don't know what you got, Neal.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Speaking of the view and speaking of guests coming up
.
Whoopi Goldberg, not Whoopi.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Michelle Tavoy is going to come on.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Michelle Tavoy is going to come on.
I think it's next week, so it'llbe a couple weeks before it
airs.
But she was on the View, shewas a guest host for a couple
days and she's obviously more ofa conservative voice and she
was talking about COVID whenthat came out and just her
stance on that, and they let hergo immediately from her guest

(52:01):
spot of the view, espn.
I think they had a fallout whenthat came out.
It's going to be reallyinteresting anyway, so make sure
you check that out as well.
It made me think of that whenyou said the view who watches
the view?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
did the View?
Who watches the View?
By the way, Did you see thatTravis Kelsey meme?
Sorry, Travis.
No, let it rip he had moreboosters than yards in the Super
Bowl.
Oh no what happened to.
Travis.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
I guess Taylor, His hair looks great.
I feel like just a few yearsago we were best friends.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
We were going to play pickleball, he was coming out
to shows.
We were at the Masters with him, and now we were going to play
pickleball.
He was coming out to shows.
We were at the Masters with him, and now he's getting boosted
with Taylor Swift.
It's like you have to beboosted to be in that suite.
If she's in there, I wonderSorry.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
You said DC Drano just posted something.
What was it?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
DC Drano just posted something Donald Trump Jr said,
and Trump Jr has called for the25-year-old pizza delivery guy
that rescued the four childrenout of the burning home, nick
Bostic, who we interviewed thatjust a month or two ago.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, he deserves.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Trump Jr says he deserves the Medal of Freedom
the.
Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
And if you haven't seen that episode, make sure you
go back and check that out,because it's it's like a what?
How long was it?
15 minutes maybe.
Uh, we just went over the.
Basically that, what happenedthat night and what he did, it's
an incredible story, right, andbasically he's calling for
people like that to get to yeah,instead of clowns like george
Soros he said and he's dead onright, and I couldn't agree with

(53:37):
Trump Jr.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
More Couldn't agree with that.
More People like Nick deservethe Medal of Freedom so much
more 100% Than most of thepeople they give it to.
I agree, like Sheryl Crow.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
With the middle of freedom she may, which the album
you were referring to earlieris called Feels Like Home oh
okay, check out K-Lo's cut there, yeah called.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Shotgun what's the name of the song Shotgun?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
that's funny.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Shotgun that's funny to me it is funny.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
What's the hook?
It's about a shotgun.
No, I don't even remember.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
You don't remember, was it her title?

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Or is she writing shotgun?
Is that it?
That's original.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
I don't remember.
I don't remember exactly.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
No, I mean it's not a bad title, depending on the way
you hooked it hooked it but howdare her cut a song called
shotgun?

Speaker 4 (54:36):
I don't think it was about.
It wasn't about guns, no ofcourse it was still just the
time.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
How dare her?

Speaker 1 (54:42):
somewhere she's rolling down the window riding
shotgun.
I'm sure of it.
I mean, I'm sure of it.
She want to write a countrysong, and that's I want to feed
on the shotgun feed on the dashrolling the window down good
lord well, now you're talkingabout every artist you know what
?

Speaker 3 (55:01):
all we can do is pray that these people come around
and gain some common sense.
That's all we can do out of thebubble we hope that one day the
bubble pops and some of themget out hold on.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
We got the lyrics to shotgun.
We got the lyrics to shotgun.
We hope that one day the bubblepops and some of them get out.
Hold on.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
We got the lyrics to Shotgun.
We got the lyrics to Shotgun.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
You'd beg if I was under your edge but it ain't
doing us any good Rollingthrough town going too slow.
What we need is an open road.
400 horses need a little roomto run.
Well, if you ain't going to doit, let me show you how it's
done.
Drive it like it's stolen Ilike that.
Park it like it's rented.
What's the point of money ifyou ain't gonna spend it?

(55:41):
There's a reason.
Roads go past the city limits.
Do you want to drive?

Speaker 4 (55:48):
come on, you can ride shotgun you damn right, you can
I like it, carol I don't knowwhat I actually like it I don't

Speaker 2 (55:56):
know what the right you can I like it, Caleb I?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
don't know, I actually like it Pass.
I don't know what the music is.
No, I like it.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
We just wrote it.
What do you mean?
You're kidding.
You got a Sheryl Crow cut.
That's amazing, that's reallycool.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Now it's really fun.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
It's actually amazing .
I'm triggered, but yeah, orartistry.
That's what's so frustratingabout it.
You like these people.
I love Shoal.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Crow, they're friends .

Speaker 1 (56:21):
I like what they do.
Before everything got so weird,it was just.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
You had to plant a flag on either side.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I hate that.
I was always the guy that waslike shut up and sing.
We don't care what you think, Iwas always that guy.
Just do, shut up and sing.
We don't care what you think, Iwas always that guy.
Like, just do what you do.
We want to be entertained byyour music.
We don't care what yourpolitical stance is, but they
started it and once they did, wehad to start standing up
against them.
Actually, I don't disagree withyou I mean, it was like, okay,

(56:52):
enough is enough.
I was like, no, we got commonsense over here and what you're
saying is pure filth andbullshit and I'm not going to
sit here and take this andyou're not going to infect the
next generation with your crap.
I'm not going to stand here andtake that.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
I think what's so alarming and scary to me is the
fact that made to feel that youcan't say what you think.
That's why you have artists incountry music that you know are
afraid of the labels.
They're afraid of.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
We have artists afraid to come on this podcast.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Yeah, we have friends afraid to come on this podcast.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
That's right yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Life long friends.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
And when and listen.
I mean, we did talk somepolitics tonight, but sometimes
we just talk music.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
But the point is, if you want to talk politics, that
should be okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
And it should be okay to disagree, it's still.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
it's probably why you know, seriously, like it's
probably why this podcast isn'tbigger.
It's because you know people,certain people won't want to
partner with us or sponsor usbecause we just have an opinion
about something that doesn'tfeel crazy, but yeah the whole
divide started with all themoral issues, all the social and

(58:08):
moral issues.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
With me it all started there.
We may disagree on foreignpolicy, on the economy, we may
disagree on those kind of things, but the whole divide started
with the social and moral issues.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
And I feel like it all started right at COVID,
right and it's a spiritualdivide and it's getting wider
and wider.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
We're never coming together on that ever.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Yeah, but listen to me though, did it not get crazy?
It felt like COVID happened, wegot locked inside, some things
happened George Floyd, stufflike that it felt like am I
losing my mind, or that wheneverything just got really weird
yeah, like COVID everybody'slocked in their houses.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
It was everybody's opinion and outtake on that and
how they perceived it it's likea perfect storm of social media.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Covid.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
It's the same thing that happened with our song.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
They perceived our song one way.
We knew how we wrote it andwhat it meant.
There was nothing racial aboutit.
There was nothing.
We had no intent, but they,they created that whole
narrative over there, and that'sexactly what they do on every
single issue in the world rightnow.
You're right, they create theirown narrative about it, and
you're right.
And that's where the dividehappens.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
It reminds me of something to segue.
I think this is something Ithink would be great for all the
listeners out there.
I think we need to try to likethis.
Nick Bostic was a small-townhero, or whatever it is.
I think if any of the listenersDM us, put it on YouTube,
whatever.

(59:40):
I think if any of the listenersDM us, put it on YouTube,
whatever.
But we need to highlight thatkind of action, whether it's a
random act of kindness orsomething like really tried that
in a small town, is meant to bea positive thing, and I think
if we could highlight someactions like that, it would be
phenomenal.
So leave us the review onYouTube.
Dm us, do something, because Ithink we need to highlight some

(01:00:03):
of that too.
I think it's a really coolthing to do.
Um, I think it'd be awesome.
Yeah great.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
I think we should write us another song called try
that in a small bubble or a bigbubble and write it for those,
for those In the bubble, thebubble people, that's my
favorite about this wholepodcast is the bubble people Try
that in a small bubble.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
You guys ever see that?
John Travolta, you're probablytoo young.
There was a movie, he was abubble boy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Oh yeah, what was that.
On Seinfeld, there was a bubbleboy episode.
Well, there was, which is?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
great.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
John Travolta was in some movie as a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
I got.
I got mad.
He's so angry.
I would be too, but but he didnot like costanza bubble.
Hold on, keep talking, I'mgonna figure out this.
The boy in the plastic bubblewas the name of the movie.
What year was it?
76, before you were born.
No, I was born 76?

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
I was born in 75.
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I was giving you credit for being 77.
That's Aldine's age, isn't?

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
it.
I was drinking out of a waterhose in 75.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
The boy in the bubble .
You got anything else for us?
Should we close it?
You want to sing?

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
one for us, Caleb.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
You want to sing one.
You guys want to?

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
end on a song.
You want to sing one for us,caleb.
You want to sing one, you guyswant to end on a song.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
You want to sing one.
Oh, I don't know.
What do you want to do?
Rosacea, something, yeah,rosacea.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Can I make a request?

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Sure, are you feeling it?
I don't know.
No, I'm not feeling anything.
You're not.
I've got to go to the bathroom.
Now close us with somethingSing.
I'm Still a Guy for us, whenyou see.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Somebody pick up a guitar and say, come on, we're
losing followers Kalo Help usout.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
No, it's going to be fantastic.
Do the big one.
Yeah, grab the big one when?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
was this in your number one streak?

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
No, you haven't sung this song.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Where did this fall in your number one streak?
No, we haven't sung.
You haven't sung this song.
Where did this fall in yournumber one streak?
Do you know what number it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
was no, I don't know what number it was.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Remind people how many number ones.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
you have it had been 18?
18?
Yes, I've been here a very longtime.
He doesn't like it.
Dude, I'm't dude I refuse toleave that's an impressive
number, bro, it really is um,thank you very much, uh, but no,
I, you know, like, like a lotof people know, you guys know,
um.
You know brad pacy is very goodto me.

(01:02:35):
We live on the same farm.
You get to know him so well.
Just like you guys know aldane.
You know what they would sayand wouldn't say, and and um,
and so me and my co-writer, leemiller you guys know lee and uh,
we'd struck out for, you know,good, good few months, you know,
and uh, you know, I finallythrew out the opening two lines

(01:02:56):
of this song and lee said hesaid what's that?
And I said I don't know, buthe'll record that.
He said what's the title?
I said I don't know, but he'llrecord that.
He said what's the title?
I said I don't know, but he'llrecord it.
And so we got in the framework.
You know, you know enough, youknow, outlined it enough to call
Brad to get him over, uh, tothe house.
And and then, uh, then wefinished it and it's about four

(01:03:17):
o'clock in the morning.
So for all the times we say, oh, we wrote this in 45 minutes,
which that never happens for me,but sometimes it's about four
o'clock in the morning.
So for all the times we say, oh, we wrote this in 45 minutes.
That never happens for me, butsometimes it's early work, you
know.
But you had, you know, bradhigh-fiving us and laughing and
everything, we're all laughing.
And anytime you have an artistin the room with straight-up
songwriters laughing andhigh-fiving.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
That's a good sign.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
Yeah, the straight-up songwriter saying yes, we can
stay in our house for one moreyear.
This is great, but anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I'll tell you the rest of the story later.
I'll go ahead and play the restof the story.
That's probably a half stephigher than you're used to,
don't worry.
The rosacea has got to displaceme.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Are you going to sing with me?

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
I'll sing with you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
When you see a deer, you see a bambi.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
I see antlers up on the wall, you see a lake you
think picnics and I see a largemouth up under that law.
Well, I know you're thinkingthat you're gonna change me, and

(01:04:28):
in a few ways, well, you might.
So I scrub me down, dress me up, oh, but no matter what,
remember I'm still a guy.
I love.

(01:05:02):
This song Sounds crazy.
Well, I'd like to give it awhirl.
You know, love makes a man Dosome things he ain't proud of,
and in a weak moment I mightWalk your sissy dog, hold your
purse at the mall, but remember,I'm still a guy and I'll pour

(01:05:24):
out my heart, Hold your hand inthe car, write a love song that
makes you cry and then turnright around like some jerk to
the ground Cause he copped afeel as you walked by.
Well, I can hear you nowtalking to your friends.

(01:05:53):
It was nice Neil Saying yeahgirls, he's come a long way From
dragging his knuckles andcarrying a club and building a
fire in a cave.
But when you say a back rubmeans only a back rub, then you

(01:06:15):
swat my hand when I try.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Hey now, what can I?

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
say at the end of the day Honey, I'm still a guy and
I'll pour out my heart, holdyour hand in the car, write a
love song that makes you cry andthen turn right around like

(01:06:43):
some jerk to the ground Becausehe copped a feel as you walked
by Nice.
Well, these days there's dudesgetting facials Not around this
table Manicured, waxed andBotoxed With deep spray on tans

(01:07:09):
and creamy, lotiony hands.
You can't grip a tackle box.
Yeah, with all of these menlining up to get neutered, it's
hip now to be feminized.
I don't highlight my hair, I'vestill got a pair.

(01:07:32):
Yeah, honey, I'm still a guy.
Yeah, my eyebrows ain't plucked.
There's a gun in my eyebrowsain't plucked, there's a gun in
my truck.
Oh, thank God, I'm still a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Yeah, boy yeah, one of my favorite country songs,
that's killer man that'sunbelievable that's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
I'm still a guy, thank you to Brad Paisley, thank
you, thank you.
Oh, it's killer man.
That's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
That's fantastic.
I'm still a guy.
Thank you, I love it.
Thank you to Brad Paisley.
That's a good one, that's areally good one, Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
thank you guys so much for listening.
That was fun.
That was fun.
You guys surprised me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
I got a little bit off the chair I thought it was
going to be crap tonight.
You guys really brought theheat.
Uh, make sure, listen, listen.
Make sure you follow us.
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(01:08:37):
stars if you leave five stars,you, you can say anything you
want, right.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
Yes, right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Absolutely.
I was going to say somethingelse, but I think I forgot.
I got the early onset Anything.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Yeah, I do have something I'm not going to call
you Sky.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Yeah well, dark Sky.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
I'm not doing it.
Air Sky nope.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
What makes me think of Mr White's wife, scott Ed go
back to the drawing board.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Ed, it's kind of like when Tully wanted to be called
Maverick.
Help us out, it's too cool of aname.
I know Still holding out forthat.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Yeah, so you don't like Captain.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
You didn't like Captain Ed.
Let us know what you thinkabout Captain.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Captain, I mean it's pretty, I get it All right we'll
keep thinking, Ed.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
go back to the drawing board.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
We love you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
We love you Ed.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Oh, we love some Ed.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Oh, we love some Ed, we need us more.
Eds in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Come on, ed, spread the word.
Buddy, yeah, spread the word.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
All right From the Patriot Mobile Studios.
This is a Try that in a SmallTown podcast.
Thanks for listening guys.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
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