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August 30, 2021 87 mins

Amy found out after the fact that she left the tag on a shirt during a client meeting. Niko Moon stops by the studio to talk about his new album, meeting his wife on Myspace and performs some songs for us on his guitar including his cover of “It’s A Great Day to Be Alive” by Travis Tritt. In Bobby’s mailbag, Bobby helps a listener who asked a co-worker when she was turns…but turns out she wasn’t pregnant.

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Down. We are back. We hope you had a great weekend.
Everybody good. Yeah, morn studio morning man. I'm good to
have a great show today. Nico Moon is coming in later.
I'm telling you. We get a lot of artists to
come in here. But who lights up the room like
Nico Moony And you're probably know him from this song

(00:28):
that goes We just trying to have a good time.
We're just trying to catch it good times. It comes
in later. Okay, we're all here. We like to start
off Monday with a deep breath and the good news.
But yeah, we can go and the good news countdown.
It's the good news countdown, counting down the biggest good

(00:52):
news stories across the left. Here we go, let's count
it and I see you. Nurse when A and Beyond
by tracking down the Wiggles to convince a patient with
Down syndrome suffering from COVID to use oxygen tubes. Here
is Nurse Stephen Moyland talking about the situation and a
clip from the personalized video the Wiggles made for the patient.

(01:14):
She had it on an iPad. She just wouldn't look
away away looking at the beagles, and I thought to myself.
What if I could get the Wiggles to wear the
nasal problem a? SI, you can take five deep breaths.
Let's try it together. One good. Pretty cool. They did that,

(01:35):
and I'm sure the Wiggles get ten million requests all
the time. And I'm sure the Wiggles are rich too.
Oh yeah. Brandon and Renton Washington have been the victim
of a motorcycle theft in the past, so he jumped
at the chance to go the air tag route to
put one inside of his next bike. I have these,
the Apple air tags, you track them wherever. Last week

(01:57):
his bike was stolen again. Oh where's he putting his bike? Here?
Strolling all the time, but he was able to track
it down using the app to find my app. When
cops found the bike, it was abandoned but otherwise undamaged. Nice.
I've got one secretly hidden all of you. What you
have no idea? I always know where you are. Er
a tsa worker at Dollas Airport near DC, saved the

(02:18):
groundhog that ran out on the runway. It was over
one hundred degrees, so he was more worried about the
heat than anything. He had a background animal control, so
he knew what he was doing. He went out, got
it so cute major no plans were gonna run him over. Wow,
and released it at a nearby creek. That's awesome. A
Canadian man rollerbladed six thousand miles across the country to
raise awareness of bee conservation and broke the world record.

(02:43):
Here he is explaining why he did it. I'm rollerblading
from coast to coast, all the way across Canada. Baby,
why are you ask for the bees? Baby? You couldn't
eat all the food to be like to eat, and
we couldn't live the life. Not only do they pollinate
one and every three bites of food that we eat,
but they're a huge part of the global economy. Once again,

(03:05):
for the bees. By a North Carolina woman who's been
on the transplant list waiting for a kidney for more
than five years is finally getting it. Could train a paschal.
I tried everything to find a donor. She found an
anonymous donor on Facebook who stepped up, and she gets
a new kidney in October. Wow, that's crazy. I just

(03:26):
wouldn't trust Facebook. Oh, I'd be like, do they want
some kind of check? They want to that's an amazing
story if she gets because these people that donate organs
anonymously man good for them and good luck. And I
hope she gets her kidney and lives a long and
happy line that the good news countdown on the phone

(03:49):
is Jim in Pennsylvania. I have a challenge for you,
a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. Well you're out. Well,
I don't eat peanut butter. But why is it just
because that's gross? Because I can combine gross things, or
is there something about because this was a thing to
hear where I just moved into Ork County, Pennsylvania, and

(04:12):
and it's the thing here that the people eat that here.
I don't like peanut butter. This is not a challenge
for me because I'm not into it. No's not fun
to me. Ifybody wants to try peanutter pickles can' happen
to make him one? No, I don't like Does it
sound I love pickles? Gross? Does anyone like peanut butter
and hate pickles? I do? Yeah, I hate I like
pickles and hate peanut butter. I like them both. But

(04:34):
you want to do it together? Sound together sounds nusty?
But if you want to eat it I'll eat it.
Seeing that's not fun when someone wants to do something. Hey,
we appreciate the effort, Jim, but no, we're not really
drawn to this one. I'll put up okay, fifty dollars. Well,
Lunchbuck doesn't mind doing it for free much fifty dollars,
he said, fifty dollars, but it'd be funny. Or Bobby

(04:54):
did it because he hates peanut but I will not
do it. I hate pickles and peanut butter. Now, hey, Jim,
thank you for the call. Bud. All right, let's go
over and open up the mail bag. Get something, hello,
Bobby Bones. I recently returned to the office. I've already

(05:14):
made a huge mistake. I saw a co worker I
haven't seen it a year and a half, and I
asked her when she was due. She's not pregnant. You
can't do that. She just stood there, looking hurt and confused,
and I felt awful. I guess she just gained way
during the pandemic, and I jumped to conclusions before thinking
it through. Now I don't know what to say to her,

(05:35):
and I feel like everyone in the office will think
I'm a jerk. How can I recover from this signed
mortified in Montana. Yeah, that's that's a bad situation. I
hate that for you. I don't know about recovering right.
There are only two things you can do from this.
You can apologize, Hey, I am so sorry, I've got
your little gift, and then just hope eventually she forgives you,

(05:56):
or you hide from her for the rest of your life.
Those are really the only two options, and the second
one's much more difficult. I would suggest the first one.
You say, hey, I was an idiot. You have to
just take this on. I was an idiot. I should
not have said that. Please accept my apology, and I
got you a little gift card to Starbucks to just
say I'm sorry. There's nothing I can say except I'm

(06:18):
an idiot. That's all you can do, because anything else
you can't halfway it oh lighting angles to oh, I'm
also I've also put on a few None of that works.
This is one of those where you got to wear
the blanket. You have to wrap yourself in the blanket,
go say I'm sorry, or you quit your job, moving
another state. Those are the two options. Yeah, that's it.

(06:42):
I think we're all given opportunities in life to learn
and I think that this is a learning experience where
you learned like we just we don't need a comment
on people's bodies. And you can even say to her like, hey,
you know what I learned something like I'm going to
now stop making comments about people's bodies. If I walked
in a room and there's a woman with their feet
and stirrups and the head coming out, how's your day, man,

(07:07):
I'd saying anything about her having a baby. That is
a dangerous situation unless they bring it up first. They
have to bring it up first. There has to be
a blanket recovery statement though, after you do make a mistakes.
I'm sorry. I was an idiot. I shouldn't have said that.
That's immediately, that's the or any time. But it's better
than no time. Yeah yeah, I mean he said he's mortified.

(07:28):
First of all, it could be a she. Oh yeah,
he or she. I was just assuming as a guy.
But um, let us say that you're not alone in
doing this. No people have done it. It stinks. You
can probably repair it. Just go and apologize. Yeah, that's
the end. Close it up. We got your that was

(07:50):
found the cloth. I'm looking at the end. Voice here
which is what makes the story so good. Back in
August eighteenth, a couple known as Doug Indidra hosted a
wedding reception. Apparently a couple decided not to show, but
they had to pay for the food for everything, and

(08:13):
it was equaled up to one hundred and twenty bucks apiece.
So they invoice people who didn't show up because they
had RSVP. I have the invoice here. It's amazing. Once
the invoice hit social media, it became a popular discussion.
People are saying how tacky it is the invoice or
how root it is to no show RSTP. Here you
go notes. This invoice is being sent to you because

(08:34):
you confirmed seats at the wedding reception during the final headcount.
The amount above is the cost of your individual seats
because you didn't call your proper notice that you wouldn't
be in attendance. This amount is what you owe us
for your seat in advance food. You could pay zeal
or PayPal. Reach out out to us when you know
what method works for you. Quantity two unit price one

(08:54):
hundred and twenty bucks total amount and do two hundred
and forty dollars And that's a funny. Now ask someone
who just had a wedding. We had a couple of
people that just didn't show up. Said they were coming,
just didn't show up. Who first person? Glad you asked? Yeah? Right,
I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw two seats

(09:17):
where I was like, huh, where are they? That's weird.
Names are right there. I write the name down to
the main person because I don't know if it's the
same person, because maybe somebody else didn't show up. Well,
I don't want to write anybody out because he's our friends.
Let me see. Let me let me see Bobby's vision. Yeah, yeah,
you're all up A blind guy? Yeah, yes, yes, that's one.

(09:40):
That's the one I'm thinking of. Who I No, No,
that's Andy's wife didn't work? Yeah, was hold on. I'll
say this. I'm gonna stick up for her. Why she
wasn't there. She does a show called on Netflix Frankie. Yeah,
and she was in COVID protocol and they're older on

(10:00):
that show, older casts like yeah. So she called and
I was like, I'm so sorry, they've moved our shooting date.
So she was cleared. Did feel bad about that lunch? Eddie?
That was? That was you? That is the one I got. Okay,
everybody has the same one. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, and
I even told you should find them. What No, why

(10:22):
was there a reason? I don't know. I've heard from him,
No reason, I don't even know. It's guys. Saw We
had special made cups for everybody with their names on
it and the whole thing, and he never showed up
for it. And I saw his cup. There were some
cups that were not used because some people just went
to the uh the wedding, wedding and then couldn't do
the reception right. But yeah, like I get, I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna invoice him. No, And I think,

(10:45):
but this invoice is funny and I agree with him. No,
no way. Or are you still friends with people that
send you an invoice because they don't care to be
friends of them? What are you friends with someone that
didn't no call, no shows at your wedding? Or are
you paid for them? Who knows what the reason is
as to why someone didn't make it there, But it's
just like, I think that's the price you pay. Okay,
that's growing a wedding. Our official decision invoice is funny

(11:08):
and good or invoice is bad and funny. Okay, okay,
funny either way, all right, invoice good, invoice bad, bad
and funny bad. Oh, I think it's bad, tacky. It's bad,
good and funny. Do you think they should pay the
money back? I think they should absolutely pay the money back.
It's sort of like no, It's like you go to

(11:28):
a restaurant, right, and sometimes they make you put a
credit card down to hold your reservation. If you don't
show up, guess what they do, They charge your credit card.
It's only like Valentine's Day. It's the same thing that
I guess this is like Valentine's coming to your wedding.
I obviously weren't coming. Either way. I think it's bad,
but also think like a little bit of our relationship
is broken because you didn't show up, or if you
didn't tell me why and how good it's the gift

(11:49):
you got me and he look at that to all
that oh factor that in. I mean, let me ask
you this too, would be quick about it. We got
a lot of gifts. We barely started opening them. A
little bit we did. We try to get a litt
bit done each day. We've got some really cool personalized
gifts that people made us. Like Caroline Hobby brought a
painting over that she had she had it made for us.
It was it's amazing, I saw it. Really cool. Yeah,

(12:11):
it's like kind of different, but it's really cool of
like something from the wedding. There are other friends of
ours from back home made some really cool stuff. But
occasionally we get something that was made is terrible. I mean,
and I'm not gonna say what it is or who
would who got it? But it was like, well, never,
what do we do with it if we're never going
to use it? And it was like mate, custom made
you throw it away? Well, you don't have to throw it?
Where do you put it? Good will? You can't? Good

(12:31):
will like someone will get it? Yeah, yeah, you have
like an attic or close. Would I put something in storage?
I'm never got from you. I'm just saying for now,
you're in a sensitive time frame. I like that answer. Later,
later you can figure something out, But during this time,
can you put it away and you have closet space somewhere?
Invoice bad throwing stuff away eventually after storage? Good bonfire? Okay,

(12:55):
well this is a bad move for the invoice. Yes, okay,
there you go. Glad we could talk about that. Friends.
The latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan number two, thirty
second Skinny Ryan Hurd announced that his debut album will
be out on October fifteenth. It's called Pelago, and he
shared a new song from the project called June July August.

(13:17):
Luke Colms talks about his new song South Anya being
used for the SEC Networks Game of the Week. I'm
super thankful for that. I'm super thankful from Martie for
doing that. He didn't have to do that, and it's
just awesome. It's just awesome to you know, be able
to say that it's, you know, going to be used
all over the SC Game of the Week and SC
Network and it's I'm just lucky, man. That's really great

(13:40):
and I hope you guys love it. Hardy talked about
his recent proposal to his girlfriend and the special place
it went down. I decided to do it in Oxford, Mississippi.
There's a venue there called the Lyric. It's like a
small eight hundred two thousand cap venue and that's where
she and I met around four years ago. I'm Morgan
number two. Kid's time for the good news. A soldier

(14:07):
with the US Army Task Force Oceana saved a toddler
who was drowning. Sergeant Anthony Tunstall was at the Polynesian
Cultural Center in Hawaii with a team of soldiers when
the boy, the son of an employee, was found in
a lagoon. There was no movement in the kid's body.
They pulled him from the water. He's also a trained

(14:28):
MT according to the Army. He put the kid down,
put his body in the right spot, did CPR on
the top, stabilized him, got him breathing just enough to
when the paramedics arrived they could take him and do
the rest of the work. Amazing, But again they say,
went from a lifeless body to now he back, he back.

(14:48):
I mean crazy, you see a kid, I think I'd
freak out. I'll be like, oh no, you're the one
that should help. Could you have trained Ye, I'd still
freak out. It's a great story, Sergeant Anthony tuns Store.
You're a good dude. You're a lifesaver. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good on the
Bobby Bones Show. Now, Nico, what's up, buddy? How are

(15:10):
you doing? Pretty good? Grats on the new record, Thank you.
I'm so excited. This was two and a half years
in the making. I wrote every song on there with
my wife. We made it at our house, at my
recording studio at home. So this is truly like from
our family to everybody. Let me play a clip of
good Time, a number one from Nico that people may know.

(15:33):
We're just trying to catch a good time. So why
does this take two and a half years Because I
can't help but fiddle. Yeah, And I just I just
wanted it to be absolutely perfect, and I wanted to
make an album that you could put on in front

(15:55):
to back. It was just good vibes, the kind of
album you put on when you're hanging out with your
friends on your deck or you're out by some water
or something and you just want to set the good
time no pun attended mood, you know, you know. I
was listening to the record and then I looked at
track fourteen, and not to contradict what you said, but
I guess thirteen of the songs you wrote, yeah, there's

(16:15):
one on there. There's one you didn't, right, But it's
like the greatest good time song of nineties country, which
is Travis Trutt Great Day to Be Alive? Yeah, So
why did you choose this song to put on the record.
I'm calling it my inspiration track, and it's a tradition
I'm starting with my first album. I'm gonna do it
with every album that I make, where I'm gonna have
one song on there that's an artist in a song

(16:37):
that really inspired me to fall in love with music,
to want to do music. And Travis lives by fifteen
minutes from where I grew up, so as a kid,
you know, i'd seem around town sometimes he was someone
that was from where I was from, that did it
and made it so he made the dream real. And
this is by far my favorite Travis Trutz song. Darryl
Scott wrote it. I'm a big Darryl Scott fan, and

(17:01):
every time I hear it just puts me in a
good moods. I thought it was perfect for the album.
Do you play that live at all? Oh? Yeah? You
play the little verse and chorus of Travis Truck Great
There to Be Alive? Yeah, you guys, aren't Nico moved
here we go, I got the rash cooking into Mica.
We got a three day bid. I ain't scared of shave. Listen,

(17:21):
goof the thing out. I just gotta saying I'm doing alright.
I think I'll made me some homemade feeling pretty good.
And that's the truth. It's neither drink a drug and
do snab. I'm just doing alright. It's a great day

(17:41):
to be alive and over the sun still shine and
went across my eyes. And some hard times in the neighborhood.
Why can't every baby just this good? Come on? You
do that at your shows too? Yeah, I do it.
I do it at the shows. And I didn't want

(18:02):
to make it like a carbon copy of what he did,
because he did it his way and he killed it.
I wanted to like pay homage to him, but also
do it my way, you know, and reimagine it. You
mentioned that you and your wife wrote all these songs together,
and you know she's an artist and songwriter as well,
but you originally met her on social media, right like,

(18:24):
and said, hey, is that true? You come to a show?
How you guys met? We met on Facebook? Okay, I
didn't want to say Facebook because you know who knows she? Uh?
She friended me? And then I slid on the DMS
and invited her out. I was playing bars at the time,
and I invited her out to a show to watch
me play. She came to the show. I thought we
was gonna hang out after I play, you know, go

(18:44):
sit at the bar and get to know each other.
She came up to me, was like, hey, great show,
Give me a call some time. You tell me out
on a real date. We'll see later, and then she
left me. I was like, okay, how long until you
knew she was the one? Pretty much immediately? Why? It
was really quick because the way we got on with
each other was so natural. I didn't feel like there

(19:06):
was that normal kind of you gotta gotta be something,
you're the best version of yourself and then slowly they
get to know the real you. I felt like I
was just being my authentic self from the beginning with her,
and we laughed like the whole time, constantly, And to me,
that's my favorite part about us. And I feel like,
what kind of is uh what gets us through? You know,

(19:28):
all this time we've been together. We've been together almost
ten years. It's just the fact that we keep it
light and we laugh a lot. Wow. So he was
you're on the early end of sliding into d ms
because that was not a thing ten years ago. Oh yeah,
she spriended him first. That's so it wasn't so much
of a slide. It was kind of a response to
her going hello, Yeah, so I want to give Nico.

(19:48):
I don't want to be the big slidery here. It
was kind of ego here, Um, let me ask you this. Yeah,
you put the record out, you have the new single,
which is Paradise to Me, Like, would you play a
little bit of that for us? Yeah? You got it
all right. So Nico and has a record. You're gonna
hear him play today, and you're gonna think I sure
would like to hear some more from this guy. So
go check out his album that he just put out
his past Friday called good Time, And this is the

(20:09):
new song that's going to radio called Paradise to Me.
Here he is Nico Moon, got a three day weekend
and everybody's little nittle with my raid bands on and
Hidie in the back of the truck. I'm riding Shotgun
playing bj Nickson, Willie and Ank with some y ain't

(20:33):
y ain't got the windows down and the speakers turn
all the way up. Yeah, we like oh, we ain't
gotta take it too far from hall. A little bit
of heavens just down the road that we can lay back,
opening up a cold on and take his slow. I

(20:53):
like pen your Colidos dining pc B. But give me
that whiskey and cold look beat that old patchy. Ain't
nothing wrong with that wat sense some oh shit, rat
Navist lead run Buest Beard as too. Nico Moon, it's

(21:20):
a new one right there. All right, the record is out.
Now we're gonna come back with more Nico in a
second on the Bobby Bones Show. Now nice you know him,
you love him, Nico Moon. You probably know this song
good Time, which was a number one for Nico. I
was trying to catch it good Time that I can't
stop singing, and I wasn't meaning to be insulting during

(21:41):
the break there, but this song played on the way
at a commercial and I was like, great, now I'll
never be able to stop singing it. Yeah, that's a hook.
That's a catchy song. Man. Thank you. Have you been
on a play it out like big show? Big show yet?
Like you've done the Lady A stuff yet? Yeah? So
I'm about a month into the Lady A tour. Yeah,
and it's been amazing because when it came out, you know,
is when live music style opped. Literally, like the week

(22:01):
it came out was when live music stopped. So my
first experience is playing good Time for everybody has just
been over the past month and it's been amazing, pretty
cool to hear I'm all singing back. Yeah, you get
I get chills every time. I want to play from
Nico's new record, a little clip of a song I
really like. It's it's track five. It's called Dance with Me.
Here's a clip with me. I want to be the

(22:24):
man that holding onto come take the chance music scheeling
week year, spending live sweet dance with Me. Let'll tell

(22:50):
you why I liked this song. I like a lot
of songs. I love this song, but I want to
tell you why I love this song. First of all,
I love a sappy song. I love a sad song.
I love a sappy song. I love that, I love
that there's like, you know, your electric drums. There's also
like a still guitar in there, which is pretty much
that pretty much personifies you as an artist. You grew
up in Georgia, you have all these country music influences

(23:12):
around you. But you write down the road from Atlanta,
so you get a lot of that. I feel like
that's in that song, like all of that you're wrong,
tell me I'm wrong, you're right, I'm right. I know it.
I love being right. That's all. You wrote that with
your wife, and you wrote that with Josh Murdy. Can
you go to write that song and you sit in
a room? Did somebody have the idea on their phone?
Like okay, I've been thinking about the song dance with me,
Like how does that happen? Yeah? Usually the way I

(23:35):
like to write is it all starts with the idea.
To me, the idea is really half the song. Once
you get the idea, you there. How you gotta do
is write it now, you know. And then once the
ideas there, then you start kind of fiddling around with
a chord progression that feels like the idea. And so

(23:56):
we were talking about how with that song. Love a
lot of times can be like gambling, where there comes
a point where you gotta go all in, let your
cards on the table and say, hey, I like you,
what do you think? And it can be nerve wracking,

(24:16):
you know. So that's that's why the metaphor of the
gambling and everything is in there, you know, come on
take a chance with me, you know, uh, you know,
I may not be a gambling man, but tonight I'm
liking my eyes, you know, all those little lines in
the song. And so yeah, you start with the music,
and then once you get the music there, then you
go with I like to go with Homan melodies. That
also feels like the idea because everything, the music, the melody,

(24:39):
the lyrics, they all have to feel like the idea
or else the song will sound confused. And then last
is lyrics. Last his lyrics. Wow, that's that might be
my favorite song on the record. That's awesome because because
I just like like all of that together like that,
you'd almost say the juctaposition of everything beside each other,
but the gather of like the steel but then the yeah,

(25:03):
you know, you know pedal. Still it's probably the most country.
Maybe it's vying with the banjo for like the most
country sound and instrument you can think of, you know,
so that up against the eight oh eights, I think,
you know, it creates a really cool sound. You guys,
check out his record. It's called good Time, you know,
you're such a prolific songwriter, and I have some other
songs that you wrote. If you don't mind, I'd like

(25:25):
to maybe, you know, tink around for a little bit
for us here. Let's do you have your guitar um.
You co wrote Dirk spent Ley Gone, which went number one,
and so do you write that for you or do
you write that with people going, let's see who likes it.
When I start or write, it's always have in mind
whether or not I'm writing for myself or not. So

(25:45):
for that one, it was definitely we were actually thinking
of Dirks when we wrote that. And so when Dirk's
actually likes it, are you like, oh, we still get
it like we were in the game still. Yeah. Every
time I write a song that that you know, that
does well, I'm like, I'm always nervous. I'm like, what's
that the last going I'm ever gonna write, you know,
And then and then you know, someone like Dirks comes

(26:07):
on against the song, You're like, I still got it,
you know? Can we hear a little bit of Gone?
Who was the song was putting number one by Dirk Spenley,
But Nico's a co writer on the song Here we
Go took a trip down men and relay, checked into
hotel Heartbreak, pass rock Bottom all the way without leaving

(26:27):
my living room. I've been a million places, but they're
all up in my head, over drinking, over thinking. Ever
since you left, I been gone. I been gone. I've
been sitting on the couch watching TV all day long.

(26:51):
All day long, I've been trying to figure out how
good thing went wrong. Pass in that preat trade, father
in that plank, save that in a country song, and
down that highway anywhere but my way. Yeah, I'm saying
you moved. Hi. Nice, nice, nice, Nico Moon. Your voice

(27:14):
is so distinct. What's the warm up? You're about to
go on stage in twenty minutes, Nico to this day
twenty minutes? What are you doing in the room right then? Man,
I feel like I'm always on the verge of going
horse at all times, just because I gotta naturally really
scratchy voice, so I gotta like super take care of it,
so I'll like steam my voice. I got this little
handheld steamer that I'll use for like ten minutes just

(27:36):
to like get my vocal cords nice and hydrated. Drink
a lot of water during the day, I probably drink
a gallon of water throughout the day, and then before
I go on, I do this thing called the strong technique,
which is you take like a coffee straw, really small straw,
and you and you do your vocal warm ups like
you would normally do, like ah, like you know, you've

(27:56):
heard people do vocal warms, but you do it through
a straw and it puts the air back into your
throat and relaxes your throat and makes warming up a
lot easier. So that's a little trick of the trade.
Is it true that you eat lays chips to help
your voice though, Yeah, that's another trick of the trade.
So I like that trick. Better ain't more on my alley. Yeah,

(28:19):
because the grease and the potato chips coach your throat
and makes it easier, you know, because you want a
little little coating there. So a lot of times in
the studio if my voice is feeling a little too scratchy,
you know, don't get the pringles, you know, don't get
the bait the bait lays. You gotta get the old
school greasy ones. You know. Eddie and I were talking

(28:40):
last weekend. We were playing the New York State Fair
and we were talking about you. We both just think
you're such a great songwriter r an artist. But we
were talking about you and when you play home Grown,
which you're one of the writers of, Zach Brown made
that a massive song, like we love your version of it,
and we were just like, man, when Nico plays Homegrown,
it feels like a different song even though it's the

(29:01):
same song, because it's just I mean, it's Nicode right
when you when you wrote it. Because i'd like for
you to play a trademark that, yeah, you get it
when you does the work tapes sound like your version? Yeah, yeah,
it was originally written that way. And then I brought it.

(29:21):
I brought it to Zach, you know, I wrote it
about my hometown, and I brought it to Zach and
he loved it. And they didn't have a bridge though,
because he's so good at writing bridges. So I brought
him the song. I had the verses in the chorus,
and then he thought of that amazing bridge. It's the
way that you carry from the things you think you won't,
which is such a great thought. And then when he
got into studio with the band, you know, they started

(29:42):
amping it up, just you know, you want to try
all the throw paint on the wall and just try
different ways of doing it and see which way works
the best. And when they amped up and really rocked
it out, it just sounded really cool. So they went
with their gut and I'm glad they did. I think
it sounds awesome. Yeah, that version sounds awesome. We like
your version. I'm playing. I like what you're doing. That's
all good. Blah blah blah. Um would you play Homegrown?

(30:05):
The verse and courses that force? Sure? I gotta, I gotta.
I got a piece of land out in the countryside,
laid back and smell the sun, warm up that Georgia pine,
and it feels so good to be taking it easy.

(30:30):
Why would I ever leave? Because I know I got
some good friends that live down the street. I got
a good looking walter with a drying meat here in
a small town where it feels like home. I got
everything I need and nothing that I don't. Home Girl,

(30:57):
Home Girl, Oh, home gool, home Gool Nice. He's got
a new record out called good Time. I want to
play one more song that I really like. I want

(31:18):
to play it'll be track twelve, Ray Drunk over you.
This is a Nico Moon. Here you go more I
find getting drunk over you. It's just wasted time, get
drunk over you, keeping drunk over you get the more
I drink, more I find getting drunk over you. It's

(31:40):
just wasted time at the bottom mote bottle, trying to
make it through, hanging home bout some reason. As happy
as you are, and I like to be around you
your sad songs like like the Emo Stelf. So it
gets me with this record. Yeah, I'm coming out with
my feelings on that one. Man. We um, We're super pumped.
You came in. I hope our audience here goes and

(32:02):
checks out Good Time the record. They may know Good
Time the single already, but you know it's fourteen tracks,
and that fourteenth track is a cover of Travis Trick
Greaty to Be Alive, which I thought was a really
cool a little song to put on there because we
love that song. I mean, I mean, your version is fine,
but like the real song is good. I'm just giving
you a hard time. I'm giving your heart. You can't
hear it without being happy. You know, you hear Travis

(32:23):
sing that song and it's just like man, everything's gonna
be all right. So you text me from Little Rock, Arkansas,
where I'm from. You said, where do I eat? That's
a hard question when someone goes, I'm in a city,
where do I go? So I say you a Hideaway
Pizza which is an Oklahoma pizza place, and fantastic, right,
that's right. Anytime we're in Oklahoma or a Little Rock
we go over there too. So, um, hey, great to

(32:44):
see you, to see just just a good dude. Um
so happy the album's out because it's really good. I
hope our listeners check it out and you'll keep doing
what you're doing. People love having you around. You have
a you walk in the room. Everybody gets happier. Hey,
that's the goal right there. You know, life is short.
Nico Moon Follow him at Nico Moon on Instagram. Check
out good Time, the record and his new song's Paradise

(33:05):
to Me. The brand Balinciaga has put out a new
sweater and it looks like the sweater has been eaten
by moths and then thrown in the dryer. And how
much is it? Fourteen hundred dollars? I mean it looks
like complete garbage. It's called destroyed crew Neck. The controversial
garment is actually made from one hundred percent virgin wool.

(33:25):
Does that mean that, yes, they hadn't done it. No,
it's like virgin virgin olive oil. It's like they haven't
done it. Olives had not done it. I don't know,
although you could. I mean, this sweater looks someone's gonna
buy it. I mean multiple lots of people are probably
gonna buy it. People. This doesn't even look like it's
done for fashion. It just looks like it's a bad

(33:47):
old sweater. See a picture of it. Let me read
about virgin virgin virgin wool net wool not used before
in manufacture. Oh, it's first time wool. I'm using second
hit woolf Sometimes I'm the close I look at that

(34:08):
Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so this guy has sparked
a debate on the internet for what to do when
you're checking out of hotels, So I want your opinion.
What he does is he strips his bed before he
leaves the room and folds it up nicely at the
foot of the bed so that it's easier on the housekeepers.
Thoughts on this, what's wrong with people? No, I stripped

(34:31):
the bed, but I don't fold it. Yeah, well you
do strip it of course. Oh what do you mean
you take the sheets off and everything. And I'm gonna
tell you why I would hope someone would do that
for me. I'm not the one making the bed, but
I want fresh bed and I don't want there to
be a risk of someone who's going nat looks clean.
We'll leave it for the next people. So I do
take the bed off, and most when they do their job,

(34:51):
they do put new bedding on. And I just want
to make sure that next person isn't getting the old
rope dope with the same sheets I was on. Wow,
So I bet I don't fold it up my bed person? Well, no, no, no,
I think stripping it is just the point he happens
to fold it up in the foot of bed. Some
people online are like, whoa, this is weird. I've never
done this. Some people are like you, They're like yeah,
But some housekeepers have chimed in and they say this
is actually awesome and super helpful to strip the bed.

(35:14):
And what's annoying for them, they say, is sometimes when
people make the bed like they get out and they
feel like they're trying to be nice tiding it room
and they make the bed and they're more work. It's like,
don't make it. We're gonna be stripping it anyway. Just
leave it messy. My grandma and I used to clean
condos at a resort after people would leave, and it
was great. We changed the bedding out all the time,

(35:34):
so we loved it when they pulled them off. And
sometimes when the sheets wrapped into each other like that
little the one, the crank of one that yeah, faded
one and it's wrapped into the l and that's annoying,
so we please pull them apart, even if you lay that.
I'm now mad vocating. Yeah, anyway. And then another good
thing to remember, which I am not good at this,
but I want to start remembering to do it every
time is leaving a little tip for the housekeepers if
you can, if you change. Yeah. What else? So a

(35:58):
Florida woman she faked her pregnancy to her company, even
had fake doctor's notes. She said that she had a
high risk pregnancy, so she needed to stay home and
that's how she was providing these notes from her quote
unquote doctor about all these illnesses. So she needed to
stay home, and so she got paid leave, but she
never was pregnant. Yeah, that's not good. But what's funny

(36:22):
is I have a couple of friends that have worked
in education and they say that not now, but last
year there were teachers going, i've been exposed to COVID,
I need I'm out for a while, and they couldn't
prove it yes or no, And they just always had
paid time off. And three different people I've told me
that all you had to do is go I've been
exposed to COVID. And maybe they were telling the truth sometimes,

(36:43):
but they were like it was so often and so
many teachers, we don't think that was the case. Well, yeah,
that's bad. She's a bad person. Yeah, she said, Okay,
first of all, I told you she said she had
a high risk pregnancy. Then she told her work she
was pregnant with twins. Then she said she had to
have She said, lie, you got to keep up with
a long time. Yea, yeah, I do Instagram videos babies.
They gotta borrow baby to get dolls or yeah, So
what happens to her? She had two emergency surgeries and

(37:04):
a cesarean. She fired, Oh, yeah, she definitely is. I
think she was arrested for grand theft, for allegedly fire
because they gave her seventeen thousand dollars in extra benefits
because of all of this as well. And I don't
think she was at work for like a year. I
don't think she knew that was coming. God, I think
she probably thought, worst case, she gets fired. So anybody
that heard us talking about this and they're like, oh,
maybe it was a good idea, it's not. Well, we

(37:25):
ain't stopping him if they were already thinking about it.
What else you got? Well, some guy used a message
board at a baseball game not to propose to his girlfriend,
but to break up with her. Wow, so sad, that's
not cool. That's got to be a stunt. It says
it was a minor league baseball game in Ohio. A
guy named ten got to be a stunt five dollars

(37:46):
because you don't go to the game with someone to
break up with them publicly. I saw one though, that
was like, hey, will you please talk to me? Because
then he knew she was at the game. Oh that's
cool that and he wasn't. I knew that one wasn't
a stunt because he was like, hey, please stop it,
nor my calls, give me a call if you can't.
That wasn't a stunt because she was there with her family,
So that sounds like a stunt. Who puts on the
stunt the baseball team. Yeah, of course the rubber Duck. Yes,

(38:10):
a man quote named Tim paid five dollars for seventh
inning message and an Akron rubber duck Akron sorry rubber
Ducks game earlier this week that read Alyssa, this relationship
is over, Tim. If she's there with him, that's you
still got you to write home. It's stupid five dollars.
There's no way they charged more than five dollars. I

(38:31):
don't know the Acro Rubber Ducks to do. You give
a good deal. There was thirty six hundred fans in attendance,
So yeah, that's fake. Okay? Is that it? Yeah? Maybe
that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news. So there's a TikToker known
as Seattle tech Bro and he's got some amazing followers

(38:54):
that have eagle eyes because they noticed that his thyroid
looked a little enlarged in some of his videos and
they suggested he go to a doctor and get it
checked out. And turns out doctors say, sure enough, there's
something in there, and there's a nine chance that it's cancer,
so we need to either remove your thyroid completely or

(39:15):
at least remove this nodule. So he opted for the
surgery to remove part of it to get taken out,
and he is recovering. Owes all of it to his followers,
which is crazy because I don't read my comments because
I know I'm just a fighting with folks. Yeah, good
for this guy. I know he went in reading his
comments and found out he was sick and could be fixed.
Who knows what I have the people? Yeah, I sting

(39:38):
in there. Yeah, now I got to read every comments.
All right, that's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. I hope you guys had a great weekend.
We're so pumped your back hanging out with us. We
love it. It's this time every morning that Amy tells
a joke. It goes like, this morning, Corny, what's the

(40:01):
highest rank in the popcorn Army? What's the high Hey? Yeah, yeah,
an we all got that. Huh yeah, what's the highest
rank in the popcorn Army? Colonel? That's it. That was
the morning, Corny. We're very excited because on Saturday and

(40:22):
Sunday of this weekend, Eddie and I the Raging Idiots
are putting on two festivals in New Brambles, Texas, between
Austin and San Antonio. We have a big one there
that's on Saturday the fourth, and on Sunday the fifth,
we have one on witch Tack, Kansas, and it's US,
Russell Dickerson, Mattie and Tay. We have a whole side
stage of major artists. Get tickets at Raging Idiots dot com.
We love you to come. It's a Saturday and Sunday.

(40:44):
But this is Russell Dickerson. He's gonna be playing right
before us. Erica in Iowa is on the phone. Erica,
what's going on with you? Um? Hi? So I was
just calling today because I get married in exactly a month.
So and I know Mike Tac just got married, and
then I know you and Caitlyn just got married, and
everyone else is married on the show. So I was

(41:05):
just wondering, what is one thing I shouldn't be stressing
about or worried about, because there's like a million things
going in my mind right now. Interesting, and what's the
one thing we've all been married at this point pretty easy.
What's the one thing you should she should not be
stressing about. I will go first. If you already got
chairs and napkins, and that's just it's fine, nobody cares.

(41:29):
It's awesome if you get it right. But if you don't,
it doesn't matter self stressing about that stuff. If you're
having any sort of reception, you're like, we need this,
we need a plaid napkin here, we need a Nope,
it's all good. Whatever you have, whatever happens happens. Don't
stress about any of that. That stuff, Amy Well, sometimes
I get you're looking for input from others and sometimes

(41:50):
you'd rather not have it. But you if you're a
people pleaser, sometimes you're trying to take it all in.
And I would just say, don't worry about what anybody
else has to say or feel about decisions that you're making,
because it's it's your day, and like you don't when
it could, that could come to anything. Eddie the guest list,
don't worry about who's not invited. I'm gonna tell you

(42:11):
that's not true though. Oh really I've forgotten about it,
Like there four people, but it's okay. But I was
talking to your friend yesterday and I was like, oh
my good, it's so good to talk to you. And
I didn't invite with the wedding, and I was like,
oh my good. He just wasn't in my mind when
I was making the list. Eddie, I don't know that
I can. I thought about someone the other day too,
like I wonder if Bobby invited them because I didn't
see them at the wedding Forten. I know. But Eddie says,

(42:32):
don't worry about that, But I say about it. I
do to check it again, lunchbox, don't stress about any
of it. Just have booze and everybody will be happy.
That's all that matters. Is there there to see you
get married and drink. That's all they care about. They
won't in two weeks. They won't remember what the food was,
the decorations, They won't remember anything except for the booze
and that you said, I do, do you remember anything
for my wedding? The booze and the artists played? But

(42:56):
I don't know. I mean, I couldn't tell you what
color the tablecloth was, couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell
you what the flower arrangements looked like. That's what I'm
saying I felt like when we walked, when she walked
down the aisle, do you remember thinking about that her
dad was walking her? How you go? That's good you remembered. Uh,
is there anything else I was supposed to remember? Asking?
Remember the band at all? The wedding band. Oh, the

(43:19):
wedding band. They yeah, they danced, Yeah, I don't. I
couldn't tell you the food at all. Oh, you remember
that there was a state? Yeah? And was there potatoes? Yes? Yeah, absolutely,
green beans? But yeah, So, like I said, I don't remember,
like I don't. I couldn't tell you what the lead
singer of that band looked like, no idea. I don't

(43:41):
know if they rotated, but I remember the lead singer.
You wore a blue suit? Yea. So no one remembers
anything about the wedding. Remember everything you want to get
you just got married to. Do you not worry about
the schedule, the timing of events. Every wedding starts late boom,
that's right, but ray started really late. Yeah, I don't raise.

(44:03):
Oh my goodness, everything was late to raise. It was
a transportation issue and we're standing on the freezing cold.
I don't think mind started late. I don't think so.
I think I thought, weren't they like looking for you?
We found him in time, But we found him in time.
They were just like, hey, we can't start until we
find him. Then they found them. Yeah, I have no
idea because I wouldn't have a watch. Do you remember
anthing about weddings? No? I remember everything. I just didn't

(44:24):
have my phone or wasn't paying to at a time,
Mike d find all the piece of advice for her,
I would say, don't worry about the wedding cake, like
nobody really cares about it. We didn't have a wedding cake.
We just had cookies. Don't worry about it. Good. Oh yeah,
like you don't have to you can have whatever dessert
you want. But I'm actually still devastated. I didn't get
to try your wedding cake. That's all I wanted. Yeah,
well we didn't at that time either. But I know

(44:46):
I agree, wedding cake is not that big of a deal.
You put a lot of time into it, and you
want to look good. You gonna spend a bunch of
money on it, and then it just goes away. I
think the consensus is everything's gonna be okay. Just get
married totally. That's it. Yeah, everything's gonna be okay. There's
nothing you should work. As long as your husband shows up,
your you're good. Even if it rained, we had a
plan if it rained. We had all kinds of stuff

(45:08):
and you know why. If it happens, it happens, and
then it goes away and you go remember that, and
that was it. But okay, we feel like we've given
you some good advice that nothing really matters except for
you and him and your love for each other. And
the day will go as planned or not, but it'll
be amazing either way. Okay, all right, thank you guys,
thank you for the call. I hope you have a
great day. Yes, Amy and I had a meeting with

(45:31):
a client and they had traveled from far away to
have this meeting. And it's great. We're talking about ideas
and we finished the meeting and Amy's tag was sticking
out of our shirt tag. Oh no, one of those
cardboard ones. It's like big and bones. You didn't see
it before, you, did, you know? I will? You walked

(45:51):
him behind me, but I guess you were looking at
your phone's bad vision. But here's what I didn't know.
That was a tag tag. I didn't know what it was,
so you did see it, well, I didn't know what
it was, and I didn't want to grab it and
be like, is this a price tag? But I didn't
until afterward. I didn't know you had a big price
tag on your Why did you not take it off?
What do you mean? I didn't find out till I

(46:12):
was leaving the building. But why was it there to
begin with? Because I just was I forgot, like it's
a it's a new shirt that I got, and I
was trying to back No, no, absolutely not like I
love the shirt. I love it. I know that was
It was just like laziness, I guess. And then I
forgot about it because I remember when you came in
I commented on it. I was like, hey, yeah, coool shirt. Yeah,

(46:33):
and I definitely not taking a bad It's got cute
little shoulder pads in it. I'm it's a keeper. But
I just forgot to take the tag off, and then
I was embarrassed and nobody told me so. Amy posted
on Instagram like, hey, what other embarrassing stuffs happened? Just
like anything embarrassing. So listeners have sent their top five
to AMO. All right, here we go. Number five. I
danced my sticky brawl off while line dancing, and it

(46:55):
flopped to the ground in front of everybody. What's a
sticky brow like one of those little boob things like
it looks like a chicken cutlet and you kind of
stick it on top and it sticks unless it's cool.
I don't know that. I would have known what that
was on the ground. I didn't know. Yeah, I think
I like somebody dropped something. I pick it up. Yeahs.

(47:15):
Number four, my underwear went flying out of my yoga
towel at the studio because I didn't check it after
it got out of the dryer. WHOA, that's funny. It
rolled up and then she later toweled down in her
underwear with that. I would have known what it was.
Number three. I wasn't feeling that well and walked up

(47:35):
to my boyfriend stuck my hand down his back pocket.
Wasn't my boyfriend? Oo? I accidentally handed the cashier a
tampon instead of cash from my purse. Not a big deal.
If it's a girl, okay, fair, But if it's a

(47:58):
sixteen year old boy checking you out, it's the worst.
I don't even go buy tampons in a line with
a boy. Yes, number one. I talked to my dress
into my thong accidentally long underwear and walked back through
the nice restaurant to my table. That would hurt. I
bet no one noticed every phone is going out behind her.

(48:23):
Oh that just would just don't feel alone and doing
dumb things. Yeah, because I mean I had hundreds and
probably even thousands of these yes, and I had to
go through and I picked those as the top five
alone with you. No, Michael Jackson, you are not alone
so far always Yeah, pretty good. Both are different. Yeah,

(48:48):
all right, thank you. Ams. On the phone is Scott
who is in San Antonio, which, by the way, Eddie
and I will be near San Antonio New Brompels on
Saturday this week. Bobby Fast, that's right, Hey Scott, you
coming or no? Yes, sir, okay, I'd love to see
a Bobby Fast white water ampathater New Brounvels, Texas. Okay,

(49:10):
we're gonna do never gonna get it. If you win,
you get some crap from the back, that's right, or
junk from the trunk, or lots of prizes of different sizes.
I like that. Do we have the pack already gathered.
Can we have it gathered by the end of the bit,
because I'd like for him to know what he's playing for. Here,
I left the key in my other gean pockets and

(49:30):
they're at home, so I can't get in that. It's
a mystery bag. Get sorry. Okay, here we go, Scott,
We're gonna play never gonna get it? Here is the question,
are you guys ready right? The average American woman spends
six hours and twenty eight minutes doing this, but it
doesn't happen that often. What is it again? Hey, you

(49:53):
know how to game in their life? I'll give it
to you again. But I'm just WOTHI give it to you?
Gabout like take ay? Do this is everybody? I don't
know if you're adding that the average American woman spends
six hours and twenty eight minutes doing this, but it
doesn't happen that often. They don't have to do that often.
What is it? I'm in an average It sounds it

(50:18):
doesn't sound like it's a cumulative thing. I mean, that's
kind of a hint. The average American woman spend six
hours and twenty eight minutes doing this but doesn't have
to do it that often. What is it? We have
Scott on from San Antonio. We have every player here
on the show. Now Scott will get a chance. If
he misses it, he gets to pick one of you guys.
If you miss it, he goes to the coin toss.

(50:40):
You said a word that I don't know, cumulative. I
don't know. That's not part of this. Cumulative means all Like,
if she did it for five minutes here, in twelve
minutes there equal to six, So it's it's it's whenever
she does do it. It takes on average six hours
to do this. Yes, that's a hint, and I shouldn't
have to give but I did because I like Sky
and Scott's coming to Bobby Fest on Saturday, New Brambles, Texas.

(51:03):
Oh boy, what in the world could take that long? Exactly?
All right? The average American woman spend six hours and
twenty eight minutes doing this, but doesn't have to do
it that often. What is it, Scott? You get to
give an answer fort Scott, and if you miss it,
that's okay, Scott, what would you like? Then? I'm gonna
stay do their hair? What in the world? Hey live

(51:27):
Scott alone? Oh sorry, Scott's coming to Bobby Fest Saturday. Yes,
so he's my friend and so don't all right, that's incorrect.
Oh it is. Yeah, Now, Scott, you get to pick.
Is that what you put? Eddie? Maybe you can change
change I did hair color, but yeah, oh coloring though
they do stay there like yes, like sometimes if there's
hair coloring, I guess he's someone like go on on

(51:47):
Monday and I drive by on Thursday and they're just
not walking out. That's a true story. I didn't make
that up at all. No, no, okay, So everybody here
on the show's got a guess. Scott. You can go
with Amy. How a good do you feel about? I
feel really good? Box. I mean I don't even understand
the question. All right, Oh I got a good one, Ray, Yeah,
I'm good. You want it. I'm so good that I

(52:08):
need to go last. Okay, Scott, who would you like
to play for you? I mean, let's go with Amy.
If she's gonna laugh, goin. I'm the woman here, you
got the woman. The fact I can't argue with the
average American woman spend six hours and twenty eight minutes
doing this but doesn't have to do with that often.
What is it lunchbox, wedding dress shopping. Oh that's a

(52:29):
good one. Yeah, I thought you had a bad answer.
That's not a bad Honestly, at first I had plucking eyebrows,
but then you said that cumlative word and I had
to change it. And looking eyebrows. Well, also didn't go
with it. Okay, yeah he didn't. But you spend seven
hours shop that's not bad. I mean, I have no idea,
it doesn't have to do it. That often implies to
me that it's something that does happen at least more

(52:51):
than one. Whatever your implication is, that's on you, Eddie.
Mine is getting ready for a date. What six hours? Oh,
my shower, pick out the clothes. Who's the day with Drake?
Someone special? These guys, Raymundo. My wife doesn't take that long.
I have kids Christmas presents out shopping for kids because

(53:13):
it's friend Yep. Interesting. The only women do that, I
could work. Only only women in America do that? Okay,
Amy almost dishes, Okay, I have cooking a holiday meal.
The average American Almos spent six hours twenty eight minutes
doing this, but doesn't have to do with that often.
What is it you say? Cooking? A holiday. That's not bad,
that's good. I get into and it's like when you

(53:36):
say American, I'm thinking could be Thanksgiving. Okay, here we go,
it's answer time, Scott. How do you feel about those answers?
Do you think Amy got it or anybody got it all?
I think Amy's on the right track. Yeah, I feel confident. Yeah,
Lunch about your wedding dress shopping, it's wrong, it's wrong. Okay, Eddie, Yes,
it's right. It's wrong. You are getting their hair colored colored?

(53:57):
Was one? But you said that's not right. So I said,
getting ready for a day. Ray, you're Christmas presents wrong? Oh, Amy,
you're a holiday dinner wrong. Who in the world gold
to be? Always it? Labor it is? We don't do that.

(54:21):
We have a quarter. I got it so close. You
did it? It didn't get it. You didn't get it
any didn't. Our lawyers tell me I can't just give
prizes people who don't win, because if I ever give
it to somebody, who if I don't give it to
somebody who doesn't win, ever, they're like, will you give
it everybody else? Don't do it that often. The average
America woman spent six hours and twenty minutes doing this
giving birth. I hate when I choose the wrong thing. Okay,

(54:43):
so Scott, you have one more chance. We have the
coin of death here. Yes, if it lands on what
you call, you win the prize. If it doesn't, you die.
Come on, Scott, So all right, Oh, Scott, heads arena.
We have a sniper standing by that. You don't know
where they are. And if it doesn't land on the
right one. Oh buddy, he said that red dot right

(55:04):
now in the Scott stop. I mean, it's not true.
It's not true. So we don't even know where Scott is.
He could literally be calling from Wisconsin. I know he's
from San Antonio. I know, but we don't know. He's
by the alimal. He's an I ten for sure, definitely
upper deck. Are you an? I ten? Scott? I was, Yeah, Scott,

(55:30):
heads are tails. Heads are tails. Coint of deaths heads
are tails. Hey, tails never fails, just like lunchbox never fails.
Here we go. It is tails. Hey, Scott, you one, buddy,

(55:53):
that's awesome. I get street tactos today, buddy. That's hey, Scott,
how do you feel? You're wonderful? I feel great. Oh
he's trying. He give another run Scott, you got a buddy.
How do you feel? I feel great? I feel really
really great. How do you feel? I feel good? Oh?

(56:14):
I feel so good. Oh it Scott is our winner.
We give Scott a host of Scott. We will see
you on Saturday, buddy. All right, there he is. It's
time for the good news good. A unnamed New Jersey
family was on vacation North Carolina. Will on the way
back home. They're driving through Maryland and they stop at

(56:35):
a seven to eleven and dad's getting gas. He says,
you don't want let me run in and get a
lottery ticket real quick. So he buys a lottery ticket. Well,
he doesn't check it until this week. This was two
months ago. Well this past week he checks it. Guys,
they one two million dollars. I don't understand not checking

(56:56):
your ticket immediately because I don't about lottery tickets all
the time. But if I buy one on one, I
know did I win? Did I win? Yeah? So when
people go they didn't check it till the last day
that it was like, Man, I would check mine. Probably
that night I would probably be like these people, just wait,
you throw it away. Probably I just feel like I'd
be like, oh, yeah, I got a lottery ticket. Let
me go check it out. But you'd have to go

(57:18):
do the Google search. Fine, and it's not easy to find.
The wife said that they looked through the numbers and
they saw it match, and they're like, wait, there's there's
no ways. So they downloaded the actual app so you
can actually scan the ticket with your phone and it
said winner. Then you have to protect it somehow, and
all of a sudden, that's the most you know, sensitive price, possession,
prescious thing that could possibly exist. It's a good story,

(57:39):
that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Let's go over to the phones and talk to David
in Texas. David, what's going on? Hey Bobby, this is
actually David and Gallatin. What's up, buddy? Hey, So I
want to challenge or never gonna get it? Go ahead?

(58:00):
My wife was in labor for twenty four hours. Yeah,
that's that's tough. I mean they never got to get
it was six hours on average on average. So yeah,
you've got some people that take twenty minutes and some
people that take twenty hours or days. Yeah, so for
twenty four hours she was in labor and for all
twenty four of those hours. Are you a stress ball
or at some point where you like, I'm just going

(58:22):
chill till it comes out, So it's a It was
a COVID baby, so I was the only one allowed
in the room, so her mom wasn't able to come,
so I'm sitting there. I'm the only emotional support. There
was time where I was able to take a nap
and that was about it. How long was that nap though,

(58:42):
because I don't feel like that'd have been a good
peer nap. About an hour and then there was a
lot of screaming. Okay, the screaming woke you from the nap, yep?
And was she screaming to actually wake you or because
the baby was coming out? No, her eperdul had worn off.
Oh my god, sometimes I just want to effort on Monday.
If I just get a Monday epidural. I'm so tired

(59:03):
from the weekend and not even from what I did,
just because I don't get good sleep on Sunday nights.
And David, do you know what an epidural is? Yeah,
I stick in your back and they numb you. Okay, yeah,
I would like to have that. Oh you don't think
I knew what epidural is. Well, I don't know. I'm
curious now why you need your body numb from the
waist down because I'm tired. Okay, I don't ever sleep well? Sorry, David,

(59:24):
what's up? They had to give us three epidurals throughout
that period of time because it took so long. I'm
assuming yeah, yes, sir, Yeah, man, Well that was not
the that was not in theme with a never Gonna
Get It, which was average of six hours or a
twenty four hour But but I appreciate you sharing that,
and I'm assuming everything's okay. Baby's all good. Yeah, I

(59:45):
got a beautiful baby boy, David Oakley, who turns one
on September twenty third. Did you do the gender reveal
before you had the baby? We did? Yeah, we did
a baseball theme. So he's getting a little baseball cake.
Whenever you hit, did you hit a balloon or something
and it popped and it was like blue or pink? No,

(01:00:08):
we did a baseball. Okay, so you hit a base
so you had a literal baseball, But what about the
baseball happened? Like the baseball didn't pop or anything, So
how do you know that? Yeah? No, it's completely shattered. Nice,
it's a shatter. It's a breakable baseball. So it's like
I said, a balloon. No, so it's blue? Did and
you didn't know if it was going to be blue

(01:00:28):
or pink? Right? Nope, I did not. There was only
one person, my sister in law. If you would have
hit it, would you have in your mind would you
prefer to girl over a boy or a boy over
a girl? You know, I was back and forth. I
always wanted I always wanted a boy, and then within
about two weeks I was hoping for a girl. But

(01:00:50):
now I got my little mini me, and I would
not change it for the world. Okay, buddy, I just
wonder if you hit, if you ever hit it. Let's
say you're rooting for a girl and you get a boy.
Just had to hide that face. You've seen those if
you're rooting for a boy and you get a girl.
Either way, like I've seen the moms be disappointed when
it's a boy, dad to be disappointed when it's a girl. Yeah,
that's why for me, I think that would be risky.

(01:01:12):
I would want to know and then if I'm like, okay,
now let's fake it and act like I don't know,
and then let's light something on fire. Yeah, I'll be
one of those, all right. Thank you, Hey David, Congratulations buddy,
and thank you for the call. Thank all right, see
man news time, Bobby's I mean part of the reason
I'm so tired. I stayed up late last night watching

(01:01:34):
a lot of Ida footage, a lot of coverage. Here
are some things you need to know. Number One, Hurricane
Ida made landfall around noon yesterday as a Category four hurricane.
That's less than one hundred miles from New Orleans is
where it hit. Category four hurricanes have sustained wins between
one thirty and one fifty six miles per hour. It
came very close to being a Category five and a

(01:01:57):
tragic coincidence. Yesterday was the sixteenth anniverse of Hurricane Katrina.
Around one million people have been without power, including all
of New Orleans, and flash flood emergencies have been declared.
I had a week into a category three around six
pm yesterday last night or so. Then it dropped to
a category two around nine pm last night. The storm

(01:02:18):
surge was so intense yesterday that it stopped the flow
of the Mississippi River near New Orleans and actually caused
the flow to reverse, which is extremely uncommon. Overnight, more
than two hundred people scrambled to get to higher ground
after a levy failed in Jefferson Parish, about an hour
outside of New Orleans last night. And this is the

(01:02:38):
newest news that we have. The first death was report
someone was killed by a falling tree. And obviously this
is the great time for anyone who's medically impacted by
the hurricane because the hospitals were already packed full with
COVID patients. So, I mean it's that part's devastating. There
were so slam of COVID patients it couldn't move them. Yeah,
they do, honestly. I mean I was watching things like

(01:02:59):
as a needs start to roll in. They don't know
really where they're even going to take them. I mean,
just it's so such a vulnerable time. So here's what
we're doing right now. You know, we have this line
called Pimp and Joy. We don't ever take a doll
or never never taking a cent from Pip and Joy
And if you would like something, all the money that

(01:03:19):
we you know, make from this goes to that. So
we're going to work as of today, and you know,
we pivots as we know what's needed. We don't even
know right now where we're going to send that money,
but what will happen over the next couple of days
there will be needs where people go, hey, we need this,
we need this for these people, and that's where we
kind of hop in. But we don't want to sit

(01:03:40):
here even though we don't know exactly what to do
and not do anything. So if you go to bobbybones
dot com, we'll put the link up and if you
want to get anything that is pimp and joy up
on the site, that will go toward that. Yeah, I
would say, just know when you're if you're wearing something
pimp and Joy, it's about spreading joy to others and
that's exactly what we need to do right now. And

(01:04:01):
just think if you were in this situation, like knowing
that others across the country were rallying together to support
you would feel pretty awesome. So that's what we can do. Yeah,
so again, you want something, we won't take all that
money and we're gonna send it down. We're gonna figure
out what they need. Thank you, Bobby Bones dot com.
How about this? A California mom fights off a mountain

(01:04:21):
lion with her bare hands after she saw dragging her
five year old son across the front lawn. Then the
cat was shot and killed by a wildlife officer. But
a mom fought a mountain lion. But you know what,
I'm not even that surprised that a mom would fight
the mountain lyon, because I think any mom would try
to fight a mountain lion. That's right. I think any
mom would try to fight anything that's got her five
year old son. You'd worry if she didn't. I think
I was thinking about this, like, what would I do

(01:04:42):
if a big, big mountain lion. I think I would
try to go with the headlock on because because Stanley,
my bowld like, is strong and if he comes at me,
I have to ola to the side and then go
to the side and go over the top with the headlock,
okay if we're wrestling, because he goes hard and it's
hard to go straight in on a mountain line with
two hands, like in a choking motion, So you probably

(01:05:04):
go beside it and headlock it and then punch it
give it the business until they let go of the kid.
I was thinking about this too much last night. Yeah,
you think your arm could get around that head. I
feel like it's a big hit. I feel like that's
the only way to do it, unless you're just kicking
it in the ribs. Oh see, y'all are going to
beat up apart. I'm just gonna try to soothe him,
like I thought about this. No, my cat play stand there.

(01:05:26):
I like to pull up my phone. Who can say what?
My cat really likes to be massaged in the temples
and she just like melts when I do that, not
whenever they want food. Man, you guys are way off.
You gotta get a laser pointer and then that'll just
run in the house. But you gotta run in the house.
And by the time you run in the house, it's
gonna be gone. I went in the house when that

(01:05:47):
white ghost dog was in my yard, which I've talked
about a few times now. There was his dog in
my yard. Big massive. It gets bigger every time I'm
telling you. It was pure white. It was as white
as Santa Claus's beard. And you can't get it. We
have a gate of property. You can't get in my yard,
especially not an animal. Maybe a squirrel. Deer sometimes jump

(01:06:09):
over the fence and they're in the yard. But this
was a crystal clear white husky with red eyes. Red eyes. Yeah, well,
because I talk kind of back and so I have
a husky, and she sees this dog and so to Stanley.
And the husky is a puppy, so she doesn't listen
that well yet Stanley does. He's fine, And I said, Stanley,

(01:06:29):
Starr's all right, and she's trying to get out and go.
So I put her in the little room. Shut the door,
walk outside the hut. The ghost Husky's gone gone. Never
saw it, Never saw it again. There's no chance that
it got out. It only has come once, ever and ever,
sending me a message. I just don't know what that
message was yet. You check the security cameras. It wasn't

(01:06:49):
on there. Yes, we have cameras all over the property.
You think I'm wine. You've seen cameras everywhere everywhere that
you can't walk it into. Huh. I don't know what
that ghost husky was trying to tell me. Whatever it was,
I still don't have been hallucinating, not on anything your life,

(01:07:13):
Amy Smoothie, you know in your own head. I don't know,
but I guess your dogs were varking. So they were
going crazy. I was trying to calm them. I went
out to because the dog looked to me like I
had a caller on. So I was going to take
the dog and call the owner, and then I never
The ghost husky has not been seen since Amy. You
guys think how crazy, because I mean it was. It's

(01:07:35):
perplexing how it got in, but then how did it
get out? To get in? How to get out? Why
is it not on footage cameras. If you ever come
across a mountain lion, stay calm, hold your ground, back
away slowly. If it has your kid, though, all bets
are off right exactly, I mean, what are you supposed
to do? By the way, the woman did punch the
animal repeatedly. I finally let go of the kid. A

(01:07:58):
wildlife officer tracked down a lion, shot it and killed it.
No of a lion. If a mountain lion's going after
a kid, if a human is trying to steal a kid,
you know the same thing. Yeah, I know, I still
am going to fields. Yeah. The boy was suffered for
suffering sufer traumatic injuries and stable condition. It's the first

(01:08:21):
attacked by a mountain lion in twenty six years Wow, Well,
that's that's comforting. Were sure that it was a real mountain,
not a ghost mount All right, that's the news story.
Apparently streaming services are hurting your relationship because of your

(01:08:41):
desire to binge watch shows. Meaning if you're watching these
shows all the time and you go from one to
the other to the other, you're not doing things like talking,
making sweet love. Oh that's basically yet those are two
things the shows that we're watching now, we can't even
really binge watch ted Lasso can't binge watch it comes

(01:09:03):
out every week. I'm so annoyed at shows that come
out like they did when we were kids, And why
are they trying to do that? I want them all?
I want them all, and I want them now that
we watched Nine Perfect Strangers on Hulu, you're done with that?
Or is that? Wait? Like they teased us and like
dropped three episodes at once in the very beginning and

(01:09:24):
then now it's once a week. But Nicole Kidman's in it.
She's great. She's so great, she's so convincing in her character.
It took a second to get into the show, but
now we're fully in. She loved doing one of those
like special serieses. Yeah, like that, like that's her thing,
Like I want to show up for five episodes. We're
gonna do a beginning to end. Then I'm doing something else.

(01:09:44):
Like it's good though. Um. We started watching the show
that Amy recommended to Caitlin called The Juror, Your Honor,
Your Honor. It's fine, Brian Criston, it's fine. We only
watched one episode The More. Yes, okay, we watch can
binge it about that fair? We only watched one and
it's tough to completely dial in and go good or

(01:10:05):
bad on the show in one episode. But the Rotten
Tomatoes reviews were not good. I never even checked. I
just went on my own review and it was awesome. Okay,
we may get there, but right now you're honor. Oh
rotten Tomatoes. Oh, don't listen to That's about a judge.
I judge with a lot of integrity and his son

(01:10:26):
accidentally kills somebody in a car wreck. He suddenly it's
like reaching for his inhaler. It's not like it wasn't
drinking or anything. Oh, it was sad. And then we're
gonna go to the police station and then turn himself in.
But then he finds out the guy who who the
son he killed was the mobster, the son of a mobster, like,
and if the mobster finds out who did it, he'll
kill everybody that was involved. I mean, that was an accident.
That sounds good. So then integrity goes out the window.

(01:10:48):
Oh it does? It sounds good. I'm good. We're giving
it a shot. We're dialed in. But we didn't watch
the first episode and go oh wow. That's what sold me,
because I did. I got the first episode for free,
and then it was like, do you want to continue?
And I paid to continue. They did. Let's go over

(01:11:08):
and talk to Cindy and Texas, who would like to
say something about the dog that I saw that was
in my yard. It was a pure white dog, red
eyes disappeared. There's no way I could just run out
of the yard. I have gated property. Please, Cindy say
what you want to say. Okay, good morning to all
of y'allum. I watched a I know everybody's gonna start.

(01:11:31):
I watched a Hallmark movie. Oh boy, this yes, but
the Hallmark movie the loved one of the gentleman passed
away and they you don't find out uti the end
of the movie. That the dog, it was a husky
all white that kept annoying him was actually his loved

(01:11:53):
one that passed away and was trying to guide him
in the right direction. So I was thinking, maybe it
could possibly be a loved one watching out for y'all.
But if it has red eyes, I maybe not. I
don't know grandmother, a mom, any any of them ever

(01:12:14):
mentioned husky or what kind of dog? Was it? Husky?
Husky and nothing? No, I really don't know. Okay. I
was like, oh, white dog. I'm just telling you it
was there, and then it wasn't. Cindy, Thank you for that.
I hope you have a great day. You all right?
Colton and Jesseville, Arkansas. Colton, you're on the show. What's
going on? I know? Bob? Then all right, so you

(01:12:37):
know where Jessevilles at because you're from Mountain Ponds. I'm
sure you're very familiar with where Jesseville is. That's correct, Yes, okay,
So this is just a quick story. It's not a
husky or anything. But when I was probably ten, I
don't know, thirteen years old, my dad he bought me
a gun that just I hunted with around my house,
went squirrel hunting with things like that. And there was

(01:12:58):
always this one little it was a dead oak tree
that was you know, falling apart and everything like that,
and that was where I always saw squirrels. So I
always went over there and started to you know, that's
where I started. Well, one day, I was, you know, little,
so I wasn't very good at hunting and out you know,
trying to put the gun up and everything. And I
went back out there, still just playing outside, and there
were these gray and the only way I know how

(01:13:20):
to explain them were monkeys. They were I don't I
know that it's far out. It's in Arkansas, but I
don't know. They were gray, probably the size of like
a raccoon maybe, and there was probably ten or fifteen
of them going crazy in this tree. And I remember
watching two of them specifically, sitting on this tree branch
with their legs hanging from the tree branch, just sitting

(01:13:41):
like we would. And I sat there and I watched them,
and I watched them in the one that was closest
to the tree trunk went and started jumping around and
running around with all the others, and I thought, I'm
gonna go in my house. I'm gonna grab my gun.
I'm gonna shoot one of them, and I'm gonna have proof.
When I came back, every one of them was gone,
no sign of them, And I would it was no hallucination.

(01:14:02):
This wasn't a nap, this one. And I still I'm
twenty five years old now and I still stand beside
it to this day. I told it to one hundred people.
They're all like, man, you're crazy. But I'm a realistic
person and I know what I saw and I still
stand beside it. I know what it's like people to
question you. Yeah, I do. I do know what it's like. Um,
and I'm gonna say this, Colton, you're crazy. Yeah, I know.

(01:14:27):
We're listen. I know we're Golton lives and no monkeys
in Jezeville. Um, pry some raccoons, huh, well, ten or
fifteen of them hanging out in a tree with their
legs dangling in a raccoon rave. Oh never know, but
they were sitting with their head legs hanging. Raccoons can't
do that, Golton. We're partaking anything as a kid where
you didn't have some of dad's whiskey or anything. No, okay, no,

(01:14:50):
no Dad's whiskey. Dad didn't drink. Okay. Sometimes you know,
we can convince ourselves something was true. I saw white husky.
Do not question me, and then it was gone five seconds. Okay, yeah, Colton,
thank you for your car, bud. Good luck with that. Yeah, appreciate.
I was watching the TikTok of this kid. He's seven
years old. His name is Trayson. They were in one

(01:15:11):
of the front rows at an Urban show and Keith's
doing his thing. He's like talking to the crowd, and
he finds out that it's Trayson's first up of concert,
so he signed the guitar he was playing. He was
one of his real guitars. Wow, and then gave it
to him. Is this your first ever? I don't mind.

(01:15:32):
I'm gonna do. I pity the seconds you can't. It's
an electric guitar. It's electric that he was playing Keith
Urban is awesome. So cool. Let me grab a few
of these. This is voicemail number one from yesterday last night.

(01:15:54):
Good morning, Studio. I'm down here in Baton Rouge in
the middle of a hurricane and we've been listening to
your podcast pretty much the duration of the evening. I
want to say thank you guys for doing your othing.
You're doing you guys. Keep it up man, and we're listening.
Joy you appreciate that rooting for you guys. Hope you

(01:16:14):
made it through safely. And if you go to Bobbybones
dot com, we are donating all the proceeds we get
from our pimp enjoy line to make sure when they say, hey,
this is what we need help doing, we're gonna have
some money to be able to send down to Louisiana
to help them after the hurricane. Here's a voicemail from
Alicia in Arkansas. I saw you on Peloton. I was
working out with you and you did not have five
me back. But that's okay because you were like number

(01:16:35):
five and like two hundred and twenty seven people. So
I see how you get so far in life. You
just put your head down and do hard work. Although
my leaning hashtag with fight Grand repete, so my feelings
are a little bit hurt, but that's okay. Bye. I
was going pretty hard on Peloton. Okay. If I'm not
top three, I'm disgusting to myself. It doesn't don't think

(01:16:56):
it's ten thousand people. I'm like, you are such a loser. Dang, dude,
I look at myself in the mirror. Well, but but
if I hit top three out of even five hundred people,
I'm like, that's what I'm talking about. I give myself
a high five. Sometimes I'd be like this, and that's
my moment of being proud of myself. He definitely didn't
give her high five. Well, I can't see I take
my glasses off, and anything that comes up on the
screen as far, I don't really see the numbers. Even

(01:17:18):
I'm riding. I just lower my head right as hard
as I can for a half hour. Oh so you
don't even know what position you're in. Not really, the
numbers are bigger at the bottom, the very bottom, so
I can kind of tell what those are. But I
have terrible vision, and when no glasses, I can't see anything.
So I did not high five her. I'm sorry about that.
Here here you go, daughter, basically the same thing. Radio
high five. There, appreciate that. Let's go over and talk

(01:17:39):
to Chris and Kentucky. Chris, you on the air. What's up, buddy,
what's going on? Just you man? Go ahead, good morning studio. Yeah,
I've had a little bit of a weird incident as
a as a young child. One morning, me and my
brother were leaving our house and we grew up in

(01:18:02):
the west end of the Louisville shotgun style houses. And
we're leaving one morning and we walked through past our
mom's bedroom. From our bedroom headed to the living room
to head out for school. As we walked to her hallway,
we looked to the left and there's an old man
laying on her couch. And I grabbed my brother. He

(01:18:22):
looks out, she's the same thing, and we both just
start walking backwards. Now, the west and of Louisville, crazy
things happened all the time. So we start walking backwards
and we turn and go to my mom's room and
tell my mom. We were like, hey, there's an old
man laying on her couch, and literally we can see
straight down the hallway. Nobody ever got up, opened the

(01:18:43):
front door anything. We walked back in there with our
mom and the guy was gone. And come to find out,
the man that we described was our grandfather, my mom's father,
who passed away when she was ten like two. A
t like, my phone is shaking right now telling me
the story because I'm I haven't told many people about that,

(01:19:06):
but I'm telling you, it was the creepiest thing that
ever happened to me. And it wasn't like it was
a ghost. It looked like a human being laying on
our couch. Wow, that's weird. I believe him. And if
you're just turning the show on kind of, I talked
about this ghost dog that was at my house and
then some guy called and said, it's on Ghost Monkeys. Yeah,
and this guy is actually the first believable one though,

(01:19:27):
of our stories. I mean the shaking while talking and
how he hasn't told that many people. Yeah, I feel
like Annie had his brother there as another witness, right,
So yeah, I appreciate that. Thank you for sharing that
is that is wild and unexplainable. Yes, all right, buddy,
have a good day. You guys do all right, see
you later. Let grab a couple more calls here. We

(01:19:50):
got so many. Well, we'll do in the post show.
We do a separate show up on the podcast feed.
We'll do our weekends on that podcast. Okay, okay, it's
ut so many good calls here. Let me go over.
Speaking of gender reveals, This is Angelica in Wichita, Kansas. Angelica,
you were on the show What's going on, Um, so
my daughter turns too next next week. But you were

(01:20:13):
talking about gender reveals, and it kind of made me
giggle because you said, oh, well, whenever you it's it's
slone you don't want. It's hard to hide your face. Well,
I wanted a boy, my husband wanted a girl, and
we did the smoke bombs. I guess they were more
like smoke sticks or whatever. But um, someone was recording
and when the pink smoke came out, you can hear
me on the video go dang it it. And and

(01:20:37):
then I tried to like I tried to mask it
by yelling, oh yeah, I lost the bet, but everybody
knew that that was crap, you know, And so I
just it made me laugh because I was like, yeah,
I'm I'm one of those guilty people that when my
child watches this in ten years, she's gonna be like,
did you not want me? You know? And so I
just I thought that was really funny, because yes, it is,
when it comes down to it, it's very hard to

(01:20:58):
hide your reaction whenever you're wanting something else. Yeah, one solution,
burn the video, yet that never happened, Burn this podcast.
Everything you can do that just didn't happen. Yeah, thank
you for your story. I appreciate that all right. By bye,
Michael and Denver, Colorado. Michael, you are on the Bobby
Bones Show. What's going on with you? Hey? Good morning studio. Hey,

(01:21:23):
So I've got two quick things. First, One, I wanted
to revisit you talking about the not trending on Breaking
Bobby Bones a couple of weeks ago. So I have
a five year old and an eight year old, and
both my kids absolutely love the show. Thank you. They
will wake up in the morning and they'll instead of
watching cartoons like, they'll turn that on and start playing.

(01:21:43):
I heard my daughter doing a countdown as she was
hammering on her wooden house in the backyard the other day,
like you gotta finish, you gotta finish. So we love
the message, absolutely love that you can step out of
your comfort zone and make a difference. And then the
second thing is heard or my daughter's birthday, she's turning
nine in two weeks. My wife is actually flying her

(01:22:05):
this week in the New Bronfols to go to your show.
So hoping you can give a shout out, Yeah, what's
her name? Her name is McKenzie, and you try to
write that down on your phone. How old is she?
She's gonna be nine. We'll try to shout her out
from on stage. Now it's a week away. But if
you make a note of that, oh boy, it's all
on me now. And if we forget, it's my phone.

(01:22:25):
Ay Moondo will be there too too. I feel like
we should send a note to Morgan number one. She'll
make sure that's a good idea. Yeah, notes all around. Hey,
thank you. We'll try to shout out to her on
stage as well, all right, I appreciate that. I'll breaking
Bobby Bones as well. Yeah, I think she would love it.
All right, see you later, Thanks guys. All right, here's
a voicemailood gout yesterday morning studio. I am heading from

(01:22:48):
Maryland's New Bronzeols this coming Saturday to see Bolly Bones
and the Raging Idiots, which I'm pumped for. I feel good. Oh,
I feel so good. H quick question about it. Are
we gonna get any more details about who's performing when,
like a schedule? Yeah, that's a good question. Yes, Eddie
and I that the closers of the night we don't

(01:23:09):
go on till like eight forty five. Yeah. Russell Dickerson
goes on at like seven thirty. Mattie and Tay go
on at like six thirty. There's an night before them.
There's a whole daytime stage. I believe it opens at one.
There's balloon. We're doing two shows, two festival shows, Bobby
Fest Saturday in New Brambles, Texas, Whitewater Rampatheater Sunday in
which stock Kansas at Wave. So come get tickets at

(01:23:30):
Raging Idiots dot com. But that's roughly at the side
stages around noon or one. There's nobody stuff for kids
to balloon, animals belong, I don't face painting. Yeah, fun stuff,
but then the main is at night. I know Eddie
and I played like eight forty five. Russell Dickerson plays
like seven thirty. Maddie and Tay played like six forty.
Good to clarify because I think the website this is one,
so they may think we start at one. We don't

(01:23:51):
start at one. Um if they show up at noon,
but well I'll have that all up on the Instagram
today or tomorrow or so all right, thank you. Yes
here here's a song from the Raging Idiots. We played
this at the Grand ol Operator. This Weekend Eddie and
I played the operator was good. Yeah, they laughed and
it was the first time that I'd got to do
new jokes since being married, and I'd written a bunch
of marriage jokes, but they hit Yeah, well they laughed

(01:24:13):
at those two. Yeah, I'd some pretty good jokes. Sorry. Today,
this story comes to us from Bellevue, Washington. A man
was looking for some oxy pills. He's like, ah, pharmacy,
let me go ahead and break into that pharmacy. Only
problem is he breaks in, there's no pills because he
was at a compounding pharmacy, which customizes medication, where people like, oh,

(01:24:37):
they mixed this one and this one, so it's where
they make the pills. I don't think I would have
known the difference either. Yeah, I'd be like, oh, there's
probably a lot of pills in there. Yeah. I've been like,
there's pills for me, It probably pills ain't out of
my friends. So I also, had I decided to break
in somewhere, I would have been that bonehead too. I
didn't even know what a compound pharmacy was. Yeah, don't
sound sentence, Well, what is that is that where you
put an in there? That's like run on. Where are

(01:24:59):
you combine It's a comp yet, like you're combining meds
right right, But a compounds on this is that where
you put and in the middle and make it longer
or yeah, sure, okay, that work And that is your
bone head story of the day. Down in Georgia, somebody
stole a van from a mortuary and as they got
in to steal the van and drive off, a dead

(01:25:20):
body rolled out of the back of it, and then
they ran from police. Kay John Griffin twenty three, remains
on the loose. Is one up for several felonies. He
remains at large after fleeing in Cobb County. He stole
and when he stole, the body rolled out. It's awful.
The thing is this guy's now I gotta worry about

(01:25:41):
being haunted the rest of his life. Yeah, if he
believes in that, he's probably believing in that. But right
now he's just on the run. And when you steal
a van from a place like that, that's the risk
you take, right, Like there could be a body in there. Yeah,
I just would assume there wouldn't be a body, because
you just don't leave them in the back of vans.
I would think a body. You would get in and
out as fast as possible. Like when you get there,

(01:26:01):
you remove the body. I don't know when these beer trucks,
you know, they're getting rid of deliver, they load the
trucks up and they could leave some beer and though
not exactly the same. That's what's up. Thank you guys
for hanging out. Kaitlin and I have like a little
photo shoot today for magazine and I had to cash
in a this is an eight or above because that's
how how our relationship works. So you were approached about

(01:26:22):
the photo shooting, not her. We were approached, oh okay,
and she was like, and I said, I'd like to say,
this is more important than an eight to me. We
have a number system. If it's a seven or below,
she will be like, I'm gonna pass because she doesn't
want to do anything really, you know, in the public world.
But I say this is an eight. She goes, Okay,
I will do it. So we'll be doing a photo

(01:26:43):
shoot today. What it is for I will tell you
at a later date. Okay, I don't think I can
tell you now. I think they want us to kind
of keep it quiet. So doing that today, then I
have dinner with a m I'll work for to talk
about some stuff other than that. Just a normal Monday.
You volleyball game today, it's a it's away games. So
I think I have daughters volleyball. Oh yeah, honestly though,

(01:27:03):
I've been practicing it with her a lot in the
driveway at night, and my volleyball skills are coming back.
Does she get to play, Yeah, she plays. She's on
the JV team for her. You know, she's never played
volleyball before in her life until she made this team.
And yeah, she gets out there. She's getting better. We're
working on it. She does get in the game. She
does get in the game. Yeah, they make a good
point to make sure that they rotate in. So I'm

(01:27:25):
proud of her. Well, I appreciate you guys. We'll see
you on tomorrow's show. Have a great Monday, everybody show
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