Best Bits with Morgan and Special Guest Lunchbox: PART 1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan number two.
What's up? Everyone? Welcome to the Best Bits podcast. This
is part one where it's a little behind the scenes
with another show. Remember and myself. You won't hear the
bits on this podcast, so make sure you go check
out part two if you want to hear just the bits.
But right now, I gotta talk to my dude, Lunchbox.

(00:21):
What up? Well, I'm not your dude. Your dude is
the guy you're danny. I would say, hey, what's up?
It's lunch Box. But I mean if I like me
and called your dude, like, hey, I have a feeling
this this little podcast, it is gonna be a bit
rough because Lunchbox is grumpy. I just thought it was
interesting you called me your dude, Like if you my guy?

(00:43):
Is my guy? Like my friend? Okay, like my bro,
like my friend. I'm not gonna say my bro because
I'm not a dude, so I have to say my
dude or my guys. Well, if you watch like MTV
and stuff now they called chicks bro, like bro, why
are you doing that? Bro? Guys are still the only
one saying that. Why do guys call chicks? That is
so weird to me, Like, I watch these reality shows.
Who the dude, shouldn't you know what? No? No, because

(01:05):
I don't call chicks bro because I find it so weird.
But I watched these MTV reality shows and they're like bro, bro, bro,
and she they're talking to the girl and I'm like, no,
she's sis, sis, sis or something like that. Don't call
her bro. It's like, so why do you say it?
I do call like other women's sister, do you. Yeah,

(01:26):
I don't ever say sis. When you were saying that
sounds like it's a cist, that's something coming off their body.
Then thinking about that, I do not like it when
guys call girls bro because it makes it very awkward
and very unattractive. Well, this is just a little peek
into what you're getting on this podcast, because I'm telling
y'all lunchboxes feisty and grumpy today because he is not

(01:46):
getting much sleep. And you can talk about a little
bit why you're not getting much sleep, Okay, but we
gotta get into it. So coming in at number seven
on the Bitlist, Bobby helped a listener named Merle. He
has a huge anniversary coming up and he wanted to
surprise his wife with some news. So it was a
really cool, fun moment. But lunchbox listen, MSN did like
a romance pole, and I want to hear where you're at.

(02:08):
And I know you got an opinion on like the
state of the world right now, Yes, I do so,
But first I want to know where you fall in
this romance pole. Okay, well be ready, yeah, I'll tell you. Okay,
what is your favorite low key romantic gesture? What do
you mean, like low key like buying flowers, getting some chocolate,
like something that you don't it's not a full day plan,

(02:29):
it's not a date plan. It's okay, do the dishes.
Oh you do the dishes for your wife? Yeah, every
once in a while to do the dishes, yeah, very rare,
but I do do the dishes now and then. Yeah,
because there's so much is it yours or is it
all of them? Oh, it's all of the kids. I
mean my wife mine, it's there's dishes stack up, fast, fast,
fast fast. And my wife, Oh, we should go to

(02:50):
paper plates, and I said, no, we're not doing paper plates.
Oh yeah, because you have a whole thing on that
the environment, like how bad is it for us? To
throw away five paper plates every single meal. That is
such a waste and so bad. You got to cut
down so many trees for that. So your boy vetoed that,
and I said, we will stick to regular dishes. We

(03:10):
have a dishwasher. All we got to do is clean
them up a little bit, put them in the dishwasher
and they'll be clean. And yeah, you waste a little
bit of water, but you're fitting a lot more in
there than you would be waste in the paper plate.
So I'm not for that. Well, let me ask you
this because I've I've seen your little reels you do
on Instagram, and there was one where you did have
dishes everywhere, rights, So how is it that when you

(03:31):
have a dishwasher. I've always been so intrigued by this
because there is never a dish that gets left in
my sink ever, And I don't have kids, So this
is why I'm asking. I was gonna say, you got
a lot of time on your hand, but also my
parents never did either. That's why I'm that way, even
when I was growing up, So that's why I'm asking.
You know, like, no, they're just very clean. I grew
up in a very clean household. We always have to

(03:52):
take care of our stuff. That's just the way we're
anti clean. So that's why I'm asking if you just
have to throw it in the dishwasher prints it all
off before you put in the dish. Technically they say
you're not supposed to, Well, what do you mean they're
not supposed to because it actually like so there's apparently
science behind this, and I've read this a few different times,
but that the dishwasher stops working as well because if

(04:15):
it's already clean going in there, the dishwasher doesn't really
have to do much work. The dishwasher can't tell if
it's clean or not as they stop it. I'm just
telling you're telling me it can tell if there is
slop on you know, spaghetti, sauce and noodles on that plate.
And I will tell you I've started for something in
the mechanics of the dishwasher. It's just like it has

(04:35):
to do something to keep functioning correctly. Right, But I'm
telling you I have started putting my dishes and they're
not like totally clean, and they come out great clean.
Oh my goodness, there is no chance in this world
that the dishwasher can tell that there's uh hamburger left
on the plate, if it's there's dried eggs on the plate,

(04:56):
or it's not on the plate, or yogurt and dried.
You know, I'm saying, if you leave it on the
plate and you stick it in the there's no way
you can tell that bull is full of yogurt or not.
I don't know if it's that, but I'm just telling you,
like a dishwasher, over time, if it doesn't have like
genuinely dirty dishes, then it doesn't operate as well. I
don't know why. I don't know what the mechanics are.

(05:18):
I'm not a buy a soil sensing dishwasher. It has
the ability to automatically adjust the energy consuming aspects of
a wash cycle based on the soil load of dishes.
I'm gonna say that's probably in the more fancy of dishwashers.
I don't think it's fancy. I think it's in all
the technology now. Like if you bought a washing machine
or a house or something that hasn't in the last

(05:39):
five years, I think it's in there. It's that technology
of washing them now. I'm man, I don't know the
reason most of it. I'm just telling you, FYI, that
is just crazy. It was more of a question for
me asking you, yeah, but that's why you just have
to throw them in the microway or dish I was
telling you. My answer was you have to rinse them off.
You can't just leave food caked on there. Even just

(06:01):
like rinsing it off. It takes one second. You rinse
it off, you throw it in the dishwasher. Why does
it take so much to be piled up that people
are Do you understand when you have three kids that
one second? It's not you don't have one second, like
saying having one second is so easy. It isn't like
that data data washta good grief. You have no time.

(06:26):
You're not making it anymore that I want to have kids. No,
it's amazing. It's really cool that they want. But sometimes
when you're trying to do the dishes, you try to
put dishes in the dishwasher. Guess what they're doing. Guess
what they're doing. Oh, they're putting their toys in the
wrong They're taking the dishes out of the dishwasher. They're
grabbing the knives in the dishwasher, they're grabbing the plates,

(06:46):
the knives babies grabbing knives. This is not good. That's
what I'm saying. Sounds like when you have the dishwasher open,
they want to grab everything in it. They want to
climb up on the dishwasher. So when you say it
takes one second, add that with kids climbing in, grabbing
that grabbing. Do you do it at the end of
every day or do you do it after several days.
That's more of what I'm asking. No, no, we try
to say we're going to do it after every meal,

(07:08):
but guess what, it doesn't happen. I was lying to myself.
That's that's the one I did the real Well, yes,
I remember lying. I'm a fool. I was lying to
myself when I said I was going to do it
at every meal. It doesn't happen. I'm sorry, and every
parent out there will agree with me that you're saying
it takes one second. Well, nothing with kids takes one second.

(07:32):
I'm their old perspective, And that's why I was asking,
there doesn't need to be solid energy coming from that
side of the room. Understanding you were worried it wasn't
gonna be a solid energy podcast, I told you I
was gonna bring the energy. Oh you know you got
feisty energy today is what you have? Okay? What how
important are anniversaries to you whatever? Like, if you celebrate them, cool,

(07:56):
if you don't, no big deal. I mean, it's not
that big a deal to me. My wife didn't even
know our anniversary. She texted me, I think it was
last year on the wrong day, and she was like,
happy anniversary. And then her parents, oh, yeah at the
anniversary do you love birds? And I'm like, do they
not know our anniversaries tomorrow? I'm so you knew the date,
but you just don't care to do anything. Well. I

(08:16):
was just so confused. So then I text my family
and said, hey, she thinks it's our anniversary, so I
need everybody to send out a happy anniversary text. And
everybody piled in, and then at like nine o'clock that night,
my wife listen to me. She goes, wait a minute,
is today not our anniversary? Boom got her roasted. The
whole family got in on it interesting that your guys's
families also send happy anniversary text I mean, well, I

(08:38):
mean my family doesn't that. I had to send them
something to say, hey, make sure you send us a
happy anniversary, so she thinks it's our anniversary. Her parents do,
which I find weird because it's not their anniversary, it's
our anniversary. Yeah, I find it weird on the outside perspective,
but like, how do you send your parents? Yes, but
I'm their kids, like they had me on part of

(08:58):
their life. So I guess that's maybe the parents. But
I feel like if other people our parents had us,
so we're a part of their life. I know. That's
what I'm saying. Like family is fine to say it, well,
no one else. Friends don't. I know, That's what I'm wondering.
New friends like texting me like happy anniversary. My friends
have no idea when that we got married, idea when
my friends got married. If you like post a picture,

(09:19):
people will be like, oh, happy anniversary. They do, yeah
they do, because they're just saying, oh, I hope you
have a good anniversary. It's not that they know. It's
just like, oh, you know, I hope you have a
good day because it's your anniversary. But that doesn't feel weird,
Like the comments don't fine, I don't know. It doesn't
bother me one bit. If you want to tell me
happy anniversary, cool, If you don't. I don't care. I'm
asking you're a married man, lunchboxs. I'm just trying to

(09:40):
get all the details here. But I couldn't tell you
how many years I've been married. No, no, I think
this might be six. But I don't know. Maybe maybe
what about like the really big ones, like the ten
year anniversary that's going to be coming up. Is that
gonna be a big deal? No? Why why is it
bigger than nine? But do you want it to be
a big deal? No? Why is it bigger than nine?

(10:00):
I don't know. It's ten years, it's amount, just like
how forty fifty the years of celebrating your decade happen.
M I don't think it's that. I mean, so eleven
is not as important because it's don't it's longer, lunch.
This is just what society does. That's why society is
stupid sometimes, like society is really dumb, Like you get, hey,
don't go on your I still have more because eleven

(10:22):
is more important than ten, but people celebrate ten like
that's the big one. Like, well, no, eleven is probably
more important because it's been longer. Twelve is more important
than eleven. But you see what I'm saying, I hear you.
I get I was just asking. Okay, yeah, I'm glad.
Anniversaries aren't that important? Are they important to you? I mean,
I think the one year is the only one. Like
just like, have you guys celebrated one year of being

(10:43):
boyfriend girlfriend? We're about to. We're coming up on it
all weekend. Oh, it'll officially be a year. We were
dating before that, but we weren't exclusively dating until the weekend. Okay,
so yeah, and I don't know if we're gonna do anything,
but like if we go out dinner, you have you
give him a hint and nudge like, hey, it's important
to me that we celebrate a war. I reminded him.
I was like, hey, by the way, in case you forgot,

(11:04):
our anniversary is coming out. Heyk you gave my hint,
like we need to get so we could do something together.
A kay, you told him this very important. We could
go on a hike, lunchbox, we could go out to dinner.
I can't want him to acknowledge one year. I want
us to do something together. Yes, Okay, will you say
happy anniversary before him? Or will you wait and see
if he remembers like the day of the day of

(11:25):
will you wake up and say, hey, happy anniversary, or
will you wait a couple hours to see if he
says it first, I'll say it. But it also is
in an anniversary when you're dating. I think it's just
like happy one year, when two year, when three year?
Until you get married, then it's like happy Mary anniversary.
It's an anniversary you're dating. Anniversary. Yeah, I guess technically,
like any celebration, even our birthdays are technically a birthday anniversary. Yeah.

(11:47):
I just have never really thought of him that way.
I feel like anniversary is like wedding marriage specific. Okay, yeah,
I just think whatever, Yes, yes, I will say it
to him. So, I mean, I'm not that big on it,
like whatever. Like it's sort of like Valentine's Day. It's
the stupidest thing ever. Valentine's Day is so dumb. No,
I think it is so dumb. I think what I
love most about Valentine's Day just about just about all

(12:10):
of them in general. Right, birthday's anniversar, Birthday's anniversary is fine,
birthday's anniversaries, Valentine's It feels good to be recognice just
like on Valentine's Day. If somebody buys you chocolate, your ancle,
that feels good. For a brief moment you felt good. Yeah,
you know how much they pay for that chocolate? Seventy dollars. No,
let's go to the gases. You give me candy bars
seventy dollars and you go the next day guess how

(12:31):
much it is twelve dollars. You're not wrong. It has
been a very light roses. You can't try to buy
a dozen roses? Uh, three days before Valentine's Day leading
up to Valentine's Day. Guess how much they are? But
I'm not one hundred and twenty dollars. You go the
day after Valentine's Day, you want to know how much
of a dozen roses? Twelve bucks? Listen, get the crap
out of your Valentine's Day. Kiss my. I'm not a

(12:55):
woman of particulars. You could get me um some candy
out of the candy out. It doesn't have to be chocolate.
You can get me some fires, you can get me carnations,
doesn't have to be roses. It's it's the thought of
somebody thought of me for this special day, and I'm like,
oh that feels really good. That's why I say, but
no, no no, no, they didn't think of you that day.
They're forced to think of you that day. That's what

(13:15):
Valentine's Day is. They are forced to think about you
that name yea, or just be a scrooge about every holiday.
I'm just saying, you're like Valentine's Day. No, yes, it's stupid.
All you want to know. What Valentine's Day does is
just get you in trouble. That's all Valentine's Day is
good for is getting people in trouble and wasting a
lot of money. Because guess what. You go to a restaurant. Oh,

(13:38):
it's Valentine's Day, so we have a set menu and
that's fifty dollars a person. You go there on the
Wednesday after valenti'e that guess what order whatever you like?
Each meal costs twelve dollars. Oh wow, it's amazing. All right,
you're right in this aspect. That's why I say, you
celebrate it in your own way. We made dinner at home.
We just made it about us instead of making it
about the holiday of what it was. It was just

(13:59):
another day for us to focus on each other. Yeah.
But you're forced to focus on each other that day.
It's a good reminder that we make sure to do that,
like once a month where we like really sit down
and do something together. There you go, and that for February.
That was that day. We just did it. Just happened
to be on the day everyone says, you have to
do it on this day, Atlanta, spend all your money

(14:19):
on this day. Valentine's Day cards, Oh yeah, Hallmark has
a bunch of those, because they're a waste of money.
How do you feel about PDA? I'll make out, make out,
hold hands. Now, we don't really hold hands. We're married.
You don't hold hands when you're married. You don't ever
hold hands anymore. Very rare, very rare. You go like,

(14:39):
if it's a night out, let me paint the picture. Okay,
go ahead, night out on the town. The kids are
with a babysitter. You guys are going to walks, your
favorite restaurant. You're gonna have a nice meal together, and
then you're gonna walk a little bit more. Maybe go
out on the town for a little bit. Are you
walking hands or walking holding hands throughout that evening? I'm
probably not. Maybe every once in a while maybe, but not. No,

(15:02):
when you're walking into the restaurant, I'm not gonna take
my time to walk all the way around the car
to make sure we're holding hands. We're gonna meet right
and walk around the car, up on the sidewalk, walk
in the restaurant. Cool. Do you hold hands at dinner? Like?
Oh god, no, god, no, people listen, you want to
know what who you wanted to tell losers at a restaurant,
the people holding the hands that you hold hands across

(15:25):
the table the whole time, like if we just grab
hands for a moment, that is so gross. No, no,
it is not romance. It's called let me vomit in
my freaking mouth. If you hold hands across the table
not the whole time, No, no, no, I don't care
if it's for thirty seconds. There is no need for

(15:45):
you too to hold hands across the table. You were
just with each other in the car. Hold hands in
the car. You don't need as Sometimes we're not listen,
we are dating, so at some point we are not.
Sometimes we meet places and we see each other for
the first time that day. Okay, you give a kiss
outside the restaurant. You don't need to hold hands across
the table? How many times about sitting on the same
side of a table? Don't do it now? Unacceptable? So

(16:07):
you're telling me so interesting. Okay, when you make dinner
at your house right with him, do you guys hold
hands across the table sometimes? Stop it that a very
long It's more just like a touch, like we're just reconstant,
and they hold hands across the table, they're probably cheating
on each other because you know what, you know what
that says. It says, Hey, guys, look at us. We're
so in love, and we want everybody in this restaurant

(16:28):
to know we're so in love, and we're gonna show you.
We're gonna be so extravagant and extra about our stupid relationship.
You hold hands across the table, you got your hidings.
I actually think it's the boer opposite of that. No,
it's just two people that are very connected with each dinner.
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. Me and my wife
sit at restaurants and make fun of people. Oh look
at that. She was like, oh, should we held hands

(16:49):
like those people? And I'm like, know, she laughs because
she knows it's ridiculous. It's and I do feel like
when it happens most too, we're having like a conversation
about something important, is when we're kind of grabbing hands.
What is so important that you need to hold hands?
Why can't you know? I'm just telling you it's a
way to connect with someone, especially when you're not married,
a conversation that is so important that you have to
hold hands for that conversation. You can be talking about

(17:11):
your relationship, and sometimes talking about your relationship is really tough.
What what are you talking about breaking up? No, I'm
just saying, like you grow in relationships and you guys
end up. Sometimes can have different opinions on certain topics,
and hard conversations happen you're married. You should know that
my wife has pushed out three children, so we've had
a lot of conversation. Me talking to you about this

(17:33):
is not going to be the same as me talking
to anybody else about it because you see things so differently.
You know, she's pushed out three children. Guess what, we
have never gone to dinner and had to sit across
each other and have such a serious conversation. We needed
to hold hands for it because we can just sit
there and look at each other and live, like you
would make out with her in public? So why like
I would make fun of you if you're just sitting
there like groping each other in the public, but you'd

(17:54):
do that. We don't really make out in public, but
you'd make out sometimes. I mean, I give her kiss,
all right, cool, don't make out. I thought you were
a mister macho man and you'd like to make out
with the ladies. I used to make out with ladies
at the bars all the time. I guess what, I
don't go to the bars anymore. I don't go I'm married.
Yeahs from what I'm hearing is you need to spice
it up a little. No, I'm not really having some spice.

(18:14):
You see those three kids. That's that's a lot of spice,
A lot of spices exactly. I say, between you and
your wife, you gotta just like you. How do you
think those children got here? Do you think the spice
just was happening between me and the kids. Need to
picture that to find out exactly. Just close your eyes.
Let's let's just go back. No, I like I pictured
a romantic day, I'm not pictures and your wife close
your eyes, my lunt, I'm not I'm not. We're going

(18:36):
to move on from PDA. It's what we're going to do.
What about couples you get matching tattoos losers? Why the
same thing as wearing a matching shirt and matching outfit.
You would never wear a matching shirt with your no ever,
what if it was a Sore Losers merch shirt no
shopsore Losers dot com. But no, we got a new

(18:57):
march coming out next week. But you wouldn't wear a
matching stuff on. What if you both walk out and
you're wearing it, You're like, oh, you won't even let
her walk out of the house. No. No. The only
time we did it was when we went to a
family reunion. We all had a family reunion shirt on. Okay,
that's fine because the whole family. Ha, we're wearing the
family reunion shirt for like three hours so we can
take pictures. Cool, but we're not wearing the same shirts.

(19:19):
It's just absolutely bonkers to me that people, Oh, honey,
it'll be so cute if we go to the mall
together and we wear the exact same shirt and jeans
and tennis shoes. Oh my gosh, that's so cool. No,
it's not being your own person. I have never worn
a matching shirt, so I have no skin in this game.
Like literally, I was at the mall the other day

(19:40):
with my wife and there was a couple. Literally she
had the black and yellow shirt, he had the black
and yellow shirt, the same shoe, same jeans with a
rip in the knee, and I'm like, guys, what are
you doing? Yeah, I've never seen like the full outfit,
but I do think it's funny when couples have the
shirts were like ones pointing to the other, or they
have similar things going on, but it's not the same shot.

(20:02):
I have a shirt says I'm with stupid as an
arrow pointing. Yeah, they're funny. I think those those are
funny kind of matching shirts. I'm with stupid pointing at
her is funny, But her and him wearing both Mickey
Mouth shirts dumb. I mean, I can't hate. I don't
know that in my life. At some point I may
not wear matching your shirt. Boyfriend will not do that.
I mean, maybe listen, if he just wants to make

(20:24):
me happy. What is there to wear a matching shirt? Why?
I don't know. Maybe we both liked a certain shirt
and we're like you know what, we're gonna wear it? Oh,
you guys, people, this is what I do. I said,
I don't know. I'm just a worrying me that do that.
I'm just like, I'm not friends with them. I'll tell
you that. People, those two working by and the couple's
game matching tattoos and couples wearing matching outfits were in

(20:45):
the same, I'd never get a tattoos. So, I mean
we would never get matching tattoos. Yeah. I don't have
any tattoos either, Like I mean, like I'm matching your
wife have any tattoos? No? Good, no good, gracious, why
are he saying that like that tattoos are I don't know.
I like tattoos. I think tattoos are cool, but there's
just nothing I want to get tattooed on my body. Yeah,
but then why are you saying that maybe your wife
want something? She's never gone no, she's already said there's

(21:07):
nothing I want a tattoo on my body. Fair And
you just think when you're sixty years old, guess what
that tattoo though is cool? Now it's gonna be sagging, gross,
not on specific parts of your body, everywhere. Well, I
don't think your ankle, You don't think your legs get wrinkly,
like the right behind the little bone part, your skin
gets a little bit looser. I mean maybe. I mean

(21:27):
go to the gas station and watch that lady on
her Harley roll up at sixty and she has the
tattooed write above her chest and it's like, oh, that's
sinking down. Okay, it used to be a chest tattoo.
Now it's a belly button tattoo. Speaking of this woman
that you're supposedly painting a picture of, what is your
opinion on society and why we're doomed? Well, because we're

(21:48):
in Austin last weekend and we're out on six Street.
We're on dirty sixth and obviously you're from a younger generation,
and so you're wearing a red dress and this bounce
one of the bars comes walking up to you and
he says, hey, I got red hair, you got a
red dress. We were destined to meet. And I'm like, dude,

(22:10):
you've spent too much time on a computer that you
don't know how to use a pickup line. You don't
know how to talk to a female like that. It
was one of the worst lines I'd ever heard in
my life, and you actually smiled and giggled at the line.
I don't know if you were being nice, but I
was like, does she think that is quality talk? Like
does she think that is a good lunchbox? He didn't

(22:31):
get anything from it, so no, obviously I did not. Well, no,
because you have a boyfriend, so I'm saying, but you giggled,
and I was like, does she actually think that's a
good line. I looked at that guy and I thought
he spends too much time on bumble where you have
time to type it out, delete, type it out, delete,
type it out, delete until you get what you want

(22:52):
to be perfect. It's like writing a paper for school.
You can edit it and edit it and edit it,
and then when the real life situation comes up, you
go for your first line. It's like, well that was
a disaster. There is no edit button in real life.
And that's when I saw that. I was just like,
we're doomed, Like these guys have no idea what they're
doing anymore. Do you want to hear Abby took an
audio of it of the interact. No, she didn't, Yes

(23:14):
she did. She actually has a video, But that one
never get posted she didn't show the guy's face, but
she has audio. Oh, she'll send it to me. I'll
put it a second one. I was just applied for
side appreciate your brice. I know she did that, was it? Yeah?

(23:47):
So what happened is he did that red the red
line and then he said she Morgan number two said
I have a boyfriend. He goes, well, you don't want
to like what in the world, Like, yeah, it was
definitely an awkward interaction. It wasn't smooth, It wasn't It
was not good at all. And I do giggle, like
I just giggle out of awkwardness. Anything awkward. I giggle
automatically because it's like it's like allows my defenses to

(24:11):
be down in there, so it's not like intense. And
I will tell you like in the dating world, when
you turned down a guy, they can't almost get aggressive.
And that guy you kind of saw a little bit
at the end where he's like tell your friend, like
tell your friend, or like, oh, I just wanted a
side piece. And even when I told my boyfriend about
the interaction, he was like he was like, well that
was aggressive for no reason. Wouldn't he just be like Okay, cool. Thanks. Well,

(24:33):
I don't think it was aggressive. I think he was
just trying to be funny, like he was trying to
continue to be funny. But he doesn't come off that
all right. But I'm saying it wasn't funny because he
wasn't good at it, Like he didn't have any humor.
He didn't know how to like, oh, laugh at himself.
He just kept going. He would Oh, that line didn't work,
Let me try this line, Let me try this line.
Oh you don't likely, Maybe your friend will convince you.

(24:53):
It was just bad. And so when I've walked away
from that, I was just like in my head, I
was like, man, society has go and downhill real fast
because of the online dating. Guys don't know how to
talk to chicks in person. Yeah, it is true, You're
not wrong about that. In general, people just don't know
how to really like interact as much or as well
in person the internet because it's a lot more internet

(25:13):
conversations where you can edit the conversation and make it
sound perfect. And man, that was anything but perfect. And
I and I also thought, I wonder how many times
he's used that red hair, red dress a lot like dude,
like that line, like you're a you're a bouncer at
a bar, so you're talking to females every single night.

(25:35):
If mus that was his first night on the job,
he should have better pickup lines by then. Yes, and
also too, like guys, guys and girls, like if you
get rejected, just like let it go, move on, don't
keep trying to fight for it. Like if somebody says
I have a boyfriend or like sorry, I'm not interested,
to be like okay, cool and walk away. Yeah, and no,

(25:55):
if you're like, okay, well still let me buy you
a drink. Blah blah blah, break the ice, you know
what I mean. But he like, we were in the
middle of the street. We weren't even in the bar,
so that's you know, he just kept going. Can't If
somebody says they're not interested, maybe that's an option. But
if somebody says they have a boyfriend or girlfriend, you're
kind of a slazy person if at that point you
continue on to try no. No, because a lot of
times you say boyfriend girlfriend, you don't really have a

(26:15):
boyfriend girlfriend. That's just say you know what I mean,
they get away from me, So then you say, oh well,
let me still buy you a drink, so that way
it shows you. Here, I'm gonna tell you why lunch
No often no, this oh, often often, often, often a
lot of people say they have a boyfriend or girlfriend
they don't really know. Listen lunchbox every time. If I
was not interested, I'll just say not for me, no,
I'll go. But that's but that that's you most are.

(26:39):
The easy way out is to say I have a boyfriend.
That's the easy way out. You're not wrong. I know
I'm not wrong, but I've been I was in the game. No,
it wasn't true. It's wasn't true. It wasn't true. Wasn't true.
It's really weird because there's all their girlfriends and oh,
I have a boyfriend. Okay, don't believe you. Well, he'll
let me buy you a drink anyway, just to be nice,
you know what I mean. And then you start talking.

(26:59):
Then she's like, oh, she starts getting interested because she
gets to talk to you a little bit. And then
guess what, there's never really a boyfriend. Boom. You charm
her with the personality. Yeah, you're gonna like me. Yeah,
here's the great part. When I was in the game,
I didn't have to really buy dreams because I knew
all the bartenders. So I just I'll let me buy
you a drink. Oh no, no, you don't have to. No, no,
don't worry about it. Don't worry about I got this one.

(27:20):
It's free anyway. So so I was shooting my shot
and she's always buying me a drink. One really buying
her drink is free? What up? Girl? Oh, you were
playing the game hard, is why you were doing. That's
what I did. That's what I did, and that's why
when this guy was that bad, I was just like, dude,
like you need to lurk. Like but even this guy,
like he didn't even just do it twice, he did
it three times. That's what I'm saying, Like after the

(27:42):
second time to particularly definitely give up, definitely walk away.
Yeah it was bad. It was bad, but yeah, you're right.
I was laughing, and it was not because it was funny.
It was because I felt very uncomfortable. Yeah, exactly exactly.
That's what I'm saying. It is it's one of my
coping mechanisms when I'm in because giggled, I hit. I
meant to ask you about it, and I never did,
and I was like, she really thought I was a

(28:03):
good line, Like that's what That's what M two falls for,
is hey you gotta I mean no, yeah, it was
the first line. It was like, hey, I got red hair,
you got a red dress, like we were testing to me. Yeah,
something like that. And then I was like, okay, I
got a boyfriend and he's like, okay, cool, well I
got you want too, And I was like, no, that's
not my vibe. And he's like, well, I just looking
to be a side piece anyway. Oh, he didn't even

(28:24):
go He went four. He went four times because he goes,
I'm just trying to be a side piece anyway. I
was like, still not my vibe. And then the fifth
time he goes, or the fourth time he goes to
Abbey and he's like, hey, can you get your friend
like and she's like no, like she's already told you
three times now. It was bad. It was bad, but
that's it. That's why society is going downhill. I wouldn't

(28:45):
classify that as romantic either, no, but it's in the
game of dating and romance. It's all up, been there, Yeah,
I see it. Okay. Well at number six, Craig Morgan
came in the show, and he's always hilarious to talk to.
Because did he really come in? I must have missed that. Okay,
he virtually called in, like box lord. I mean yes,
if you've seen it online then yes, you know, he
virtually called into the show and he was talking with us.

(29:07):
But he's pretty funny. He always like will answer things
so honestly, and he talked about being a police officer.
He talked about his time on the TV show Beyond
the Edge. Just a lot of cool stuff in that interview.
But the guys, Amy, Lunchbox, Bobby, they all had to
answer questions based on how many numbers the dice. No, no,
we had to ask We didn't answer. Craig Morgan hadn't

(29:29):
You're right, you had to ask questions. Yes, So Bobby
rolled the dice and whatever number it came up on,
that's how many words could be in our question. So
I got two. It's only had two words to ask
a question. Yeah, Eddie only had one. So super funny
to listen to. We also never told Craig Morgan that
was happening. I really thought we were gonna tell him
at the end. We never did better. It just got

(29:50):
left that way. So funny to go watch that interview.
It's on YouTube or Bobby Bones dot com. But you
with your two words that you got to ask him,
You asked him about what he was watching. So I
want to know what you've been watching right now? Oh man,
I'm telling you, I don't watch much. I've missed, Like
I try to watch the NBA Playoffs, but I'm so
tired that I don't really I've only watched like a

(30:10):
couple of quarters here, a couple quarters there. I haven't
watched the end of games because they're on so freaking late,
and with three kids, I'm exhausted. But we are watching
thirty Rock. Oh you're still on that? Yeah, we're on
the last season. Um, Liz Lemon just had a big
thing happened in her life and Jack Donnahee just had
something big happened in his life. But yes, it's it's

(30:32):
still a funny show, very enjoyable. I like it. I'm
ready to be done with it. And then I don't
know what we're gonna move on to because we need
to watch Ozark. Barry just came out season three. I
saw that popped up on HBO. Matt, do you watch
that show. No, but it passed up on my fantastic
I love Barry. It's not funny, is it Okay? It's funny,
and it's like, yeah, it's very enjoyable. And it's been

(30:55):
a while since season two has been out, so I
don't even remember what happened, So I'm not the worse
when you try and go back and watch it, like, dang,
I don't even remember what happened. Yes, and I want
to watch Ozark the final season or whatever I mean.
I guess they split it into two seasons, but it's
the final season which is Netflix. Yes, and my wife
doesn't want to watch it at night because it's such
a dark show. She's like, I don't want to watch
something like that before bed. Well, fair though, fair not

(31:17):
fair because guess what when else we gonna watch it?
That means we're never gonna freaking watch it on the weekend?
When why kids? You gonna decide what you do on
the weekend with your kids. My kids are not gonna
watch Ozark. No, but during naptime. Guess who naps during naptime? Well,
with two doms and our point and right, Adam, I
can't help you that I was giving you an option,

(31:40):
that's what it's. I'm so tired if they're chasing them
around all day that I need a nap too. So sorry,
I can't watch it at naptime. Let's watch it at night. No,
I doesn't want to watch it, so I don't know
if I'm ever gonna get to freaking watch it. You
may just have to watch it at separate times. She
watches during naptime and you watch at night. No, no, no, no, no,
get that though. I can't watch dark stuff going to bed.

(32:00):
It gives me nightmares. I mean, we're watching Survivor. Of course,
we watched Survivor every week. It's amazing, love that show.
I'm still still a little noised that they shortened it
to twenty six days instead of thirty nine days. These
last two seasons they cut thirteen days off. It makes
it a lot easier to win. I feel like, oh interesting,
I didn't know that. I mean, because if you're out
there thirty nine that's a long time. Ye twenty six days.

(32:21):
It's like it's still hard. Don't get me wrong. When
I'm on the show, I'll tell you how hard it was.
But it's a little disappointing. Yeah, what are you watching? Oh,
Challenge all Stars just came out on. I was waiting
for more reality show. Challenge all Stars just came out,
but we haven't started watching it. I've been too busy.
So basically, you haven't watched much. You've only watched the
same show that you've already seen. What's the one I've

(32:42):
already seen? I've never seen it? Oh, has your wife
ever seen it? So this is the first time watching.
But it's an old show, right, it's an old show. Okay,
that's I'm not gonna sit there and watch a whole read.
I'm not gonna go in lunchbox. I'm sorry, my memory
long COVID is killing my brain. No. No, But what
I'm saying is I wouldn't ever go back and watch
a show from the start to finish that I've already seen,

(33:03):
not even like a classic, just to have it on
in the background. No, I'll watch an episode, but I'm
not going to start at the very beginning and watch
the whole all the seasons all the way back. But
I sleep through some of them and I'll leave it
on randomly. I don't see everything. I just kind of
play it throughout. I'm like, well, what's the point, Like
I still need to watch the new season of Dexter.
Like I love Dexter, but I haven't watched the new

(33:25):
season of it. Yeah, you got a lot of TV
to catch up on. Have you watched any movies? No,
my wife done. My wife doesn't like to watch movies.
Why makes her emotional? They make her feel and she
doesn't want to feel. And I'm like, well, there goes
my line. I mean, so I don't ever get to
watch movies. I love that about you. Guys also love

(33:46):
that about her. Well what are you watching? Well? I
did watch Death on the Nile, which is a movie
on HBO Max. Never heard of it. It has like
a bunch of big actors. It's like a new It's
a modern version of Clue at Okay, was it bad?
It's pretty good? Like at first, I was like, I
don't know if I'm gonna like this, but it ended
up being pretty good. Like if you're just kind of

(34:07):
looking and you need something to watch. Oh, someone our
neighbor told us about one, uh maybe with Kevin Hart
and the Rock. Oh, let me text my wife see
if I can get the name of that movie. But
we never watched it. Oh, I do like the rock. Um.

(34:30):
And then I watched Multiverse and Madness, which you wouldn't
care about, but it's in the Marvel Universe sount in
theaters and it was so good. That's all. I'm just
gonna leave it there. Shows. Um, not really well. I
have to watch um Saved by the Bell the first
eight episodes. That's my project this weekend. And then my
boyfriend is making me watch How I Met Your Brother currently. Oh,

(34:52):
it's a great show. Yeah. I just watched the first episode.
He's like, see, it's so good, and I'm like, okay, fine,
we can watch some more. It's enjoyable. It's funny. I
gottaf he laughs out. But I am indifferent at the moment.
Oh man, I've only seen one episode. It's Legend wait
for it day. Yeah, it is funny. It's with Ben

(35:14):
Stiller and Will Farell. She thinks, I have no idea
what it's called. Okay, it's an older movie. It's an
older movie, but I don't know when it's cooler. He
hasn't been in movies in a while. Um. But yes,
if you're a Marvel fan, goes see the new Multiverse
of Madness, it's definitely dark. It's definitely the darkest show.
Who's in that one? Marvel Um, Benedict Cumberbatch and um

(35:35):
the Olsen's what's her name? Mary Kate No, Ashley Elizabeth Olson?
Um she is their sister. But she is, oh my god,
so talented like she I'm she's in a category of
her own. Okay, I don't know about that. So I'm
telling you, like she if if it gets put up

(35:56):
for awards, she should win them all. She dominated in
that role in the movie. Okay, I'll never see it. Okay,
I'm just there's so many superhero movies. I've seen Iron Man.
Will you watch the one with the Rock coming out?
The Black Adam movie, the What the Rock is gonna
be a superhero? Black Adam? Never heard of? Who's Black Adam?
It's coming out soon, it's not out yet. But what what?

(36:17):
What is Black Adam? Is he from Marvel? Is he DC?
Are they? Are they just making these people up? No,
they're in comics. So Black Adam is in a comic book? Yes?
Like never, Yeah, it's DC. Like I said, I just don't. Yeah,
DC and Marvel are all comics because Stanley did the
Marvel comics. I don't know much behind the scenes of

(36:39):
the DC comics, but um yeah, okay, probably won't see it.
But they're all they're all not made up. There are
pieces of them that get mad up. Oh no, I
get it. I understand what you mean. They're from a
comic book, which I'm just not in the comic book,
so I don't know. And like, I've never seen the
Spider Man's I've never seen. That's such a bummer. But maybe,
I mean, you got three boys. Maybe, yes, yes, I

(37:02):
have a feeling you're going to end up watching some
of them, right, but we're gonna be so far behind. No,
you'll end up watching them all, especially if they become
like really into it. You'll be like, oh, yeah, these
are great because you will like him. It'll be something
you guys can watch together that isn't an animated movie.
Iron Man was good. Yeah, if you like iron Man,
there's other ones in that. Hole Man was stupid. I mean, yeah, dumb.

(37:22):
It's not like one of the best Marvel movies. That's
what a terrible And you didn't like Black Panther. It
was fine, it was pretty good. It wasn't it wasn't bad,
but it was Yes, But okay, there's other ones out there,
that's for sure. But yeah, is that a good one? Yeah?
They're that's in Marvel? Is that the one I want?
My black Panther? Is that Marvel Black? Yes? All the
ones you've watched are in Marvel. I'm done with this.

(37:44):
Everybody's bored with this. Did you ever watch the Star
Wars stuff? Stupid? No? Okay, Star Wars is so dumb,
you like did nothing and you never watched like Harry Potter. No,
did you watch Lord of the Ring? No? So like
you're never nerd of them? You understand that I'm not
a nerd. That I don't have time for going Goblins,
Hogwarts doesn't mean you're a nerve. Many people like all

(38:07):
these series? What a Lord of the Rings? T I
haven't watched The Rings. I there's a theory that you're
either a Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter person.
I'm a Harry Potter. So Harry Potter is Wizards, then
what is Lord of the Rings? Ghost Goblin can tell you,
but I have no idea. He maybe watched the first movie.
I was like, I can't watch is that Jacob and
Um that's Twilight? Jacob and Bella. That's Twilight, the Vampires. Yeah,

(38:30):
well that's what I'm asking. These are all like from
book adaptations. Didn't watch any of that either you're watching,
didn't watch that, didn't watch Hunger Games, didn't read Hunger
Games all of it. You didn't like any of the
book adaptations. That's also probably because you read other books.
You haven't read any of those books, but I just don't.
I hate Lord of the Rings. I saw not my thing. Yeah,
like my mom was watching one of them one time.

(38:51):
I don't even know which one it was. I heard
it for about two minutes and was like, I'm out
an interesting impression. That's make sure. So if you guys
know that noise, if it's from Lord of the Rings
or Harry Potter, please let me know, because I don't.
I don't know if you're doing the right noise. If
that's like the very specific noise. It doesn't sound like
Harry Potter, but there are creatures and Harry Potter that

(39:12):
it could sound like. I just not sure, Bait Stock, No,
I'm sure I was spot on. So I'm sure everybody
listening will know exactly what I'm talking about. Oh well,
maybe be interested to find out. Well, we got a
correction from Scuba Steam about Lord of the Rings. They're
mythical creatures, hoppits all that stuff as Lord of the Rings. Okay,
so Wizarding World Harry Potter could be what my mom

(39:34):
was watching. And it's likely that Lunchbox was trying to
do a goblin of some kind impression, no idea. Everybody
already knows. Because they heard that noise, they immediately took
them back to where that Yavie mister actor over there.
Eddie's kids coming in at number five, they used a word.
Eddie got really mad about it, not wanting them to

(39:55):
use it. And I know you got like a strong
opinion on that, and you shared it a little bit
on the show. But I want to know, actually, how
your kids are doing, how's life at home? And why
are you so grumpy today? Oh man, let me tell you. Well,
it's just been a rough week. So I don't even
know what night it was. Sunday night I took Baby
Box two to the er because he was having one

(40:17):
hundred and four fever. Well, okay, yeah, it had to
be Sunday. It was Sunday, So we went to the
Nashville sc Game, which is soccer game and halfway through
the game, he's not feeling well. He said to my
lab He's like, Dad, Dad, I want to go home.
And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, we're gonna go. We're
gonna go. And the game ends and we're walking back
to the car and I'm carrying him and he freaking
vomits all over me, like all over me. Yeah. I'm like, well,

(40:43):
it's not good. And he goes dad, Dad, we got
our soccer shirts dirty. And I'm like, yeah, we did, yeah,
we did. So he has a fever. We go home,
give him some tiling all or whatever. And then later
that day his fever gets up to one hundred and
four and he's doing the heavy breathing, rapid breathing and

(41:04):
you can see the retractions of his ribs and his
like throat area. And that's when he had RSV. Last summer.
He spent six days in the hospital and I was like,
oh my gosh, it's this again. It's RSV. I know it.
I know it. And so we're calling the pediatrician. They're like, oh, well,
give him some medicine. You know. This is later at
night again, when his fever went back up. They're liking,
if it give it thirty minutes and if it doesn't

(41:26):
come down, take him to the er. So we after
thirty minutes it came down one degrees to one hundred
and three. So I'm like, out enough, I don't know,
and I was like, I don't want to do this
RSV RSV thing RSV again, And so we go to
the hospital r and then of course he acts fine,
this acts normal, but he still had a fever. Yes

(41:46):
when he acts normal, none, And I thought, you know,
but we sat there for four freaking hours, me and
him till at night. We had till one in the morning.
Oh man. So I was just like, well, this is annoying.
And then they just say, oh yeah, we'll do a
Swavez nose and we'll send it off, have a good night.
I'm like, we waited four hours for that. But once
he started acting normal, I should have just left. Yeah,
I should have just pieced out like later like a

(42:09):
crazy bill too. I'm sure chunk deuces, you know what
I mean. But I was just like, oh my god,
if we're gonna go through this RSV thing again like
last time, it was such a disaster and he had
to go to the ICU all that stuff and people
with kids will understand that if they've had a bad
RSV experience. It was PTSD really and I was like,
I've got to go, and so then we just went
home at one thirty and then I came to work,

(42:29):
you know, like three hours later. Cool, great, no sleep,
But then Baby Box three starts getting getting coffee like
and whiny. And the only way he was sleeping is
if you hold him. So guess what been sleeping in
the recliner trying to hold him and every time you

(42:51):
like about fall asleep, he makes no, okay, okay. So
the past couple of nights I spent in the recliner
for like two or three hours trying to get him
to sleep, and then my wife would rotate and I'd
go up, and so I've gotten no freaking sleep, and
so I'm so tired. So yes, I'm grouchy and tired
because this stupid RSV is working its way through the household.

(43:13):
Thank you, RSB, you stupid idiot. Do you think that's
what it is? Or oh yeah, yeah, because they swabbed
They swabbed Baby Box two's nose and they called us
to the next day and said it is RSV. It
is not COVID. It is not the flu, it is RSV.
But luckily he's a little bit older and so he's
able to fight it more on his own. It's usually
really bad when you get it, depending on what strand

(43:33):
you get in the younger kids. And luckily, so far
baby box three hasn't been too bad. Just a lot
of whining and moaning and hold me and so that recliner,
let me tell you. And the first night in the recliner,
I couldn't even put my feet up like he wanted
to be rocking the whole time, and so I didn't
even get to relax and kind of fall asleep behind
a rock the whole time. If you start stopped rocking,

(43:55):
it's terrible. It's terrible. And be box To is feeling
better now. I still coughing and stuff and still got
a little bit, yes, but better than before. Oh better
than before. Yeah, not one hundred and four fever, just
like one hundred and one. Dang. So it's been rough.
It's just rough. It's so tiring, like it's oh yes,

(44:18):
like that's why I'm so tired, That's why I'm gradually
that's why I looked like I got hit by a bus.
Not because I literally got hit by a bus, but
I looked tired because of that. Yeah, I mean it's
coming off into your personality too. That's more of why No,
not necessarily what you look like. But yeah we can
roll with that. Yes, Like I'm just like I want
a nap, so freaking bad oh or good night's sleep. Yeah,

(44:39):
hopefully in the next few days they'll start to turn
the corner. I was worried at first that it was
like something heat related, knowing that y'all have been at
the soccer game. No, no, no, it was a nice
seventy degree day at the soccer game. Well, it gets
super hot certain days, and I'm like, you never know,
like heat flashes happened very quickly. Once he vomited on me,
I was like, okay, I don't think he feels good.
But luckily he didn't throw up on me at the game.
That had been awkward that yeah, then you would have

(45:00):
been like, okay, we gotta go. Yeah, and the people
around me would have been like, what are you doing?
Do they like the games? By the way, beside the
love they love My kids love it, and like, if
I'm not cheering at a certain time, if everybody's clapping.
Baby box one will be like, dadda, he need to clap, Daddy,
you need to clap, and he'll sit there and go
NSC NSC like he is all in. You passed down

(45:23):
your love for soccer to them. Well, it's crazy. We
just took him last year just to see if they
would like it, and they love it and they like
Whenever it's like the game week, we're like, oh, you know,
five more days, you know, five more sleeps still, you know,
the NSC game, and then they'll wake up next day
and Dada, four more sleeps and we go to the
soccer game. Four more sleeps. And then they wake up
on game day and they're like, Dada, we go to

(45:43):
soccer game today. We go to soccer game to day. Yeah,
I'm ready to go. Well, night yet night yet you
know it's later this afternoon, so we'll take a nap
before well, dad, I'm ready, I'm ready to go. We
gotta get my soccer shirt, gotta get my soccer shot.
And they have all the gear too. Everybody in the
family has a soccer shirt and they wear it and
they love it and they chant it and do you
guys go to both games a week. I think there's

(46:04):
two a week, right, just switch off on the day. Yeah, okay,
but you go every week. We go pretty much every
game at home. It's awesome. They love it. They really
enjoy it. So and it's here's the parking situation. The
new stadium is terrible. Like when it was at the
Titan Stadium, it was so easy because we park, walk in,

(46:24):
go to our seats, games, over car back home. We're
going two hours exactly. Now it's like you gotta take
a shuttle and you gotta do this and wait for
the shuttle to pick you up. And now it's turning
in from a two hour to a four hour event.
I liked it because it was a two hour event
for the kids. You knew boom boom, boom in and out,

(46:44):
not too much. It wasn't ever like, oh, football game
can go in overtime, or basketball game or baseball game
where it could end up being five hours. It was
two hours and we're back home. So now it's getting
a little rough, but they still love it. Does Baby
Box one play soccer yet? Or can you play? You
play soccer? Okay, yeah, he's Team Snacks, so he is
playing some sports. Yeah, the coach. I'm the coach of

(47:05):
Team Snacks. Team Snacks. Yeah, we are in the three
and four year old division. Yeah, if you listen to
the Sore Losers Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Ray Eddie and myself,
we give you a weekly update on the Team Snacks
and how we're doing on the season. And let's just
set your current score. Uh, like our record. Yeah that's
what I mean. Oh, you're not a great coach. We've

(47:26):
been outscored ninety three to six. Oh that's bad. You're
a terrible coach. I thought you were good at soccer.
Once we've given up given up like ninety three goals
and we've scored six. Nonn What it is? Um, you're

(47:55):
supposed to have five players on the field at a time. Yeah,
we average about two. Oh man, see you just don't
have enough. Team. No, don't know. We got team. They
just go off the field and have a snack. That's
why we called Team Snack eat. Oh what's their age division?
Three or four year olds? Oh yeah, they don't care.
But there's clearly other teams that do care. Oh there's

(48:17):
one team. That's one team Gus I swear. I mean
he's the MVP. Of the league by far, Like he
probably scored fifteen goals against us alone. You just see
one player that's like really good. Gus was unbelievable. Why
can't you turn your son into that one? Trying trying
First game he loved it. Second game, he wouldn't get
on the field. Third game, he wouldn't get on the field.
And then he was like, Grandpa, I want some blueberry yogurt.

(48:38):
And he goes, well, if you don't play in the game,
you can't get me blueberry yogurt. And then he came
out there and played. Then the next two games he's
playing every you know, he's been out there so he
can get snacks. No. But the last two games that
hadn't been He hadn't had to bribe him. He just
got out there. So it's just been rough. Um, Like
two of the girls on my team, they just played
tag the whole time. They run around and chase each
other's terrible. It was so it's so bad. You will

(49:05):
you will actually know your skills as a coach as
he gets older. When they're young, it's kind of hard
to get him too play no no. And these other teams,
I don't understand how they do it like I there's
one like last week, I wouldn't even there. My wife
text me and she goes, well, the other team is
warming up. They are running sprints from the in line
to the midfield and back, and she goes, there's probably
about fifteen of them, and they're very disciplined, and they

(49:27):
subbed in groups of five and it was just it
was so bad. So do you just not have them
disciplined enough. I don't know, you're just not a disciplinary
is that? There is times that like we go to
throw it in, like it goes off the other team
and are one of our players will go to pick
it up to throw it in. There's no one else
on the field. They're just gone, and so we have

(49:47):
no one to throw it too. Like literally, like literally
my two year old. There's one game I think it
was a first game or second game. I just grabbed
him and put him on the field just I needed
bodies on the field throw first. I don't care. He's like,
I'm just gonna stand there, so he's gonna come and
knock him over. Guess what. That's what happens if you
want to play, get out there, because he wants to

(50:08):
play and There's been a couple of times, and I'm
just gonna be honest with you. You can't laugh though
you really are not too right now, you cannot laugh. Okay,
There's been a couple of times that I've wanted to
stick my foot out and block goals because we're getting
beat so bad. I really are not to laugh. That's

(50:30):
bad lunch Like, you gotta discipline your team. Like after
one game, one of the coaches walked up to me.
It is like a game and the past mala bankers.
I've been there. At least you know you're not alone.
It is watching It's funny watching kids sports because you
do have some that are serious, and you have some
tunes that kids just don't care. I mean, one kid

(50:50):
on my team the first game he realized, you guys
can't see lunch box right now. But I think he
may be shedding a tier a little bit right now.
The first game he found out the net was kind
of bouncy, so he would just turn around and run
face into the net. I love kids worth It cracks

(51:10):
me up. But you know what, they only get to
have fun on the field for so long before it
turns very serious. It was it's like, okay. Then one game.
I mean, if you listen to Sore Losers, you can
hear all these recaps. I mean, I go into more detail.
One game, he won't into it, so his dad just
they just left at halftime, and next week they apologize.

(51:32):
Here's the bad part. I didn't even notice. I don't
even notice it left. I had no idea because I'm
too busy trying to get people in the field. It
says like you got quite a handful going on over
and I mean, one girl my team just walks up
to me one time. She goes, uh, there's no those
boys are too fast. Fair fair comment. They are too fast.

(51:53):
I had one kid the other day come up to
me and he said, we're about to kick off for
a second half, and he goes, I don't have a mama.
Oh gosh. I was like, yeah, I know, she's just
out of town. He goes, no, I just have a dad.
I have no mom. Question. He goes, I gotta tell
you something, and I'm like, you know, that's how he
approached me, and I'm like, yeah, what's up. I don't

(52:15):
have a mama. I just have a dad. You know.
Liasy's talking about it though, No she was just out
of town, I know, but at least she was just
on vacation with a girl's weekend. She went to Florida.
I don't have a mom. Oh, okay, speaking of kids,
I want to tell you this funny story. So my sister.
There was nothing funny about that story. No, it's funny
the fact that he does have a mom, and he

(52:36):
said he didn't like you were just laughing at me.
I'm laughing at the entire thing. It's hilarious. But I
do hope for your sake that they get better. But
I think it's cool that they're at least enjoyed them.
I mean, the fact that we've only scored six goals
the entire season, it's pretty bad. Okay, when no, let
me tell you there was one game. There was one

(52:58):
game this team was killing us so bad that the
coach would pull their team to the side and have
a huddle and try to let us score. And then
like when we got near the goal, they'll be all right,
go and they'd still block you. We never made a goal.
We went three weeks without scoring. You got all these
teams like trying to look out for you, and this
is not even working for you, and they tried to
leave the goal wide open and we couldn't do it.

(53:19):
We didn't score. Three weeks in a row, we didn't score.
You know how impossible that is to do with little
kids soccer three year old and four year old soccer
where there's no goalie and it just bounces around. We
didn't score. We need some new teammates lunch. Yeah, I
don't know what we need. We need a lot of help.
But go ahead and tell me your funny story. So
we're going to win this weekend. I hope you win,

(53:40):
you know, I really hope you went, But I don't
have a lot of confidence we're not gonna win. My
sister is a speech path all just back home and
she has a picture of her and I, is that
how you're such a good speaker? Yeah? No. She gives
me such a hard time because I don't do well,
which is really funny, called me after like a show.

(54:01):
When I she was like, really that's how you say that?
I'm like, yeah, apparently. But she has a photo of
us up in her classroom and one of her students
walked in and was like, oh, miss Taylor's married, And
my sister was like what and she's like, yeah, you're married,
and they're like talking about the picture of me and her.
They thought we were married, and they're like, no, no,

(54:22):
no that Taylor was like, that's my sister, Like, no,
we're not. And they had a whole field day with it.
They thought it was the best thing ever that her
and her sister. It was a long explanation that my
sister had to go through to get to the point
of saying, hey, let's just focus back on the schoolwork.
Because at the end of their conversation, the kid was like,
you know, so you're not married. You have a dog,

(54:46):
and that was that, and my sister got turned around
so hard. She's like, this kid just totally shamed me
because I'm not married to my sister. She's two years old,
almost two years old, and me she's thirty. Okay, so
she's not married. It's not a big deal. Oh but
it was just funny. She's like sitting here just trying
to work with this kid. Man though he was married
to me. Why Lucy, the kid thought you guys looked happy. Yeah,

(55:10):
just you know, And it wasn't like there was like
some picture that looked like it like we're literally just
standing next to each other, smiling. I thought we were married.
That's pretty funny. Oh yeah, very funny. Man. Kids are
funny though, Oh, kids are really funny. Kids are really funny.
Oh well, you know. Number four on the Best Bits
this week The Lunchbox Your cringest top ten moments ever,

(55:32):
well of the last five years, Number four. Yeah, I
can't wait to see what number one is. Then, well,
it was a really good interview this week. You have
got to be kidding me, but you do come in
at number two for something else. Got to be kidding me,
Trust me. My baby's born. Number two. Ten Cringest moments
all time, Number four. I can't buy a break all right?

(55:53):
When I one employee the month, did that make number one? Yeah?
You've made number one multiple times? Was that number one?
It is all based on what happened. Oh yeah, it's
just whenever I'm on the podcast, is never number one? Shock,
oh Land, that's not true. It has happened. No, never,
I've never been number one when I've been on this
thing podcast. I'm a boycott it. I'm ad to boycott
it like a boycott Ris Jansen. No you won't, but
I'm all in now. Oh boy, um, how did that

(56:15):
segment make you feel about reliving ten cringeing moments? You
guys are weird. I didn't find anything cringeing about it.
I loved it. Yeah, we've we've talked about this briefly
before about how you just don't find like anything awkward,
not not really don't really care like whatever. That's why
I always said you'd be a good actor in certain
like things, because you do not find uncomfortability very well,

(56:36):
like you just like cool, I can do anything. It's
just I just I don't understand how you guys are
uncomfortable in that like I do me if something happens like, okay, cool,
oh it is well, we have at the number two spots.
We definitely made me put my face in my hands
when we heard it back. That's number two. That is
so weird. I already know what do you think? A

(56:57):
chicken restaurant? Yeah, yeah, it's freaking you know. I'm these
are all based off of engaged. Okay, so the number
three will be I know what number three is then okay, No,
you don't know what number three is. Got to what
do you think it is? It's got to be riding
the bike. No, that's not on there. That's not on there. No,
that was incredible, it was incredible. That got the most. No, no,

(57:22):
not all those comments, his comments, but there's more comments
on other things. I can't help the engagement we get
on things lunchboxes. Really it should have just been a
top five of me. But yeah, I mean that you
are having a really great month, you had a great
the bike ride. The bike ride, I mean that got
so many comments. It do. You get a lot of comments,
but this other one got more. Okay, But yes, I'm

(57:44):
trying to make sure we include everything that happened, not
just the lunch The cribiest moments, I don't think they're
that cringeing. I don't think they're bad. I think it's
a lot of fun. And look, yes, sometimes I don't
know all the facts about these artists. But because here
here's the thing. Artists, are you used to you just
coming in and pumping them up and oh you're so amazing,
You're so great. Here's what I do cool? You hit

(58:06):
me a she all you want to talk about this
album or what you want to talk about real life?
Because I don't really care about your album. We will,
we will get into more of your your artists debacles
in this next segment going on, So we're just gonna
move into it, but I do I wanted your opinion
on how you fell after that segment of us sharing
the top ten like cringe. I felt that. I can't

(58:27):
believe you guys thought those were cringeworthy. But hey, to
each their own. You just out you're trying to have
a good time right down. You're having fun living my life.
You know, if you find my life cringe e, then
you know that's cool. Cringe on. What did your wife
think about the top ten cringeing moments? I have no idea.
I don't know if she's get a master. Yeah, she
gets uncomfortable when I do some of this stuff. She's like,
I can't believe you do that. I don't want to
be anywhere near you. She gets she's very because you

(58:51):
do some of them when you're with her, right, I've
known with the kids. I don't care. Yeah, you like
when you go out on the streets, when you're getting
audio and stuff like I'm I'm painting a picture for
everybody you do are with your family, I'll be like,
oh hold on, I gotta go over here and do this,
and I'll run over there and do something shock and
I'll start playing the audio back for it, and she's like,
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, So she
just kind of laughs it off. Yes, she's very used

(59:12):
to it at this point. Probably I don't like used
to it. I don't know if you ever get used
to it. She just is very like, I can't believe
you did that. I can't. It's so embarrassing. How often
is it that they're with you? Oh? Not that often,
you know, one every ten times, you know, just sometimes Oh,
I gotta get this done. This is funny because you'll
see something you're like, I gotta do it right now. Yes, yeah,
when you're in the wild, in the wild, if you

(59:33):
want to call it in the wild. Yeah, yeah, it's
in the wild. You're out in the wild and you
see something crazy I call society, but wild would be
in the woods, I mean wild. It's pretty accurate for
society too. You're right here. That's a great point. Um
At Number three was Throwback Thursday. Everybody really loved hearing
about the fun facts in country music and the history
of a special day this week. But I want to

(59:54):
talk about the iHeart country festival. Yeah, because I have
you heard one earlier about the dude in the street
when we went out on Sixth Street, we did. I
was with Lunchbox. Majority of I hear country festival weekend. Yeah,
but hilarious story about Lunchbox. So Saturday night we get
done with the whole show. I uber back with Lunchbox,
Scuba Steve. Everything's great, right. We walked into the hotel

(01:00:17):
and Lunchbox is getting the water. He asked me if
I want to water, and I'm like, yeah, this is
coming from the front desk people that were super kind
and how all these water bottled waters for everyone. Yeah,
Lunchbox gets one. Steve gets one, and I'm standing like,
I don't know, five feet from Lunchbox and he's like, hey,
you want one. I'm like yeah, Lunchbox grabs one and
he throws it at me. Okay, Meanwhile, I'm still holding
all my bags. I've worked all day long. I threw

(01:00:39):
it to the girl that played competitive softball at twelve
on an eighteen year old team, and she's so good
and dominant. Can't even catch a d after I worked
like a fourteen hour day. It's not even shaped like
a softball. Lunchbox throws it at me. I don't catch it.
You know, she got butterfinger hands, stone hands. Drop it

(01:01:00):
on the ground. Oh thank you, we're gonna throw it
at me. I thought you was just grabbing one, but
you threw it. It gets dropped, and no, it doesn't
just like drop and I can pick it back up.
It goes everywhere, all over the lobby. And you know what,
I've never seen a cheaper bottle of water where you
throw it and the cap shoots off and spills water
all throw No, I threw it underhand. I threw it

(01:01:25):
underhand like a little a little lofty, little little pop flaw.
I just catch it with two hands, you know, keep
your eye on the ball. And it drops and I
mean the cap shoots off and water pours all over
the lobby, and I'm like, you have got to be
kidding me. And Scoop was like, why would you throw it? Why?
He was like an angry grandpa and M two's off.

(01:01:47):
That's so bad. That is just so bad. Well, because
then the workers had to then clean up the lobby
after they were just giving us free water bottles. And
it wasn't until the guy had already started like trying
to pick it up. I was like, ready down to clean.
He's like, no, no, no, I got it, but lunchbox.
It wasn't until the end of the water had been
basically fully mopped up that you're like, oh, you want

(01:02:07):
me to help. I offered help. Yeah, after they weren't
done with it. Well, I was still getting over the
annoying it annoyance of you dropping the water, Like I
was so annoyed that, so tired all day, but you
dropped the water, making me look bad, like making me
look No, what did I look bad? I got you

(01:02:27):
a water, I tossed it to you, and you dropped it,
and then everybody's looking at me like I'm the bad guy.
So I was very annoyed at that whole situation. But yes,
at the very end, I was like, hey man, you
want to help you with that? But he said no.
He did say no. I was nice enough to already
done at that point. But was it nice to me
to offer, um, Yeah, sure, a lunchbox, that's what you

(01:02:48):
want me. Did you drink that water? Yeah? I drink
the rest of it, the one pot that was left
in it. I mean, I don't understand how a bottle cap.
I've never seen no bottle of water like dropped to
the floor and do that right, because it was unopened,
so it's not like the cap and you know it
was loose or anything. It was unopened, and that little
toss shot it boom. It was pretty. It was just

(01:03:09):
I mean, that's how it works with me. If anything's
gonna happen, it's gonna happen to me. And I was
so annoying. I did have a I posted a reel
and there were some clips included in there of Lunchbox
dancing on Sixth Street having the time of his life.
I did. I had a good time. We took lots
of shots. We had a lot of good food. I
don't know, did we? Yeah? We didn't eat some good
food at Bangers and they had some good Barbara, Oh

(01:03:31):
my gosh, that some good food. I had some good
breakfast tacoo tacos from Venezuelan, Vera Cruz, Yeah, Vera Cruz tacos. Yeah.
Whendn't you go get tacos Saturday morning? What the heck?
I got no tacos the whole time I was in
Austin because oh I had to go to a Saint

(01:03:52):
Jude breakfast, you know what I mean. Like, they send
me to Austin and they don't expect me to have
friend time. So I'm like, all right, well I was
gonna get breakfast tacos with my friends and then they
were like, oh, you gotta be at the Saint Jude thing.
So I was like, well, guys, canceled tacos. You can,
guys just come to the Saint Jude breakfast with me.
So we ate breakfast and then on Sunday morning. On
Saturday night, I get a text from my sister and
she's like, hey, you want to breakfast in the morning.

(01:04:13):
And I'm like, well, my flights at nine, so I
guess we could do breakfast at seven am. You didn't
breakfast at seven am. Yeah, So my sister came to
the hotel and we had breakfast at seven am. Dang
boom early. Well yeah, yeah, you're trying to get in
all your time. Our flight was at nine, eat breakfast
seven to seven fifty. Then she drives us to the airport.

(01:04:33):
I mean, I said, as long we're at the airport
by eight twenty, we're good. And she's like, I'm already
stressed out for you. I'm already stressed out for you,
and I was like, you don't need to stress. This
is easy. And we ate breakfast. We had a good breakfast,
We had some good conversation, and then we piled up
and Abby was late leaving, and so I was like, Abby,
you want to pay my sister for five bucks. She'll
drive to the airport too. You made Abby pay your

(01:04:56):
sister five bucks. She was gonna to pay an uper,
so you made her pay five I didn't make her pay,
but I was nice. I was like, get in the
dang car. And she had she had to sit in
a car seat because my sister has three kids and
so she had the car seat. So Abby had to
strap into the car seat. Lucky Abby as small as
like a kid. So she strapped into a car seat.
And we drove to the airport and my sister's like
going seventy five and I'm like, you can slow down.

(01:05:17):
You can see you guys were a little late. We
were boarding by the time y'all showed up. Now we're
right on time. No, you weren't boarded a by time
I got there. Yeah, A had started boarding. No, because
you asked me to get you a seat, and I
hadn't started boarding. I said, A was boarding because that's
not me, because you wanted me to. And then Morgan
gets mad at me, Hey can you save me a
window seat? And her letter is B ninety seven and

(01:05:38):
I'm ninety seven. I was B forty eight and did
one a window seat because I get very nauseous on planes.
And I tried to save you a window seat because
when you were in the window seat. No, no, I
got me myself a window seat, and then I tried
to save one in front of me for you and
it didn't happen. Yeah, so I'm sorry. And then I
tried to save Abby a middle seat and it's okay. Hey,

(01:05:59):
Abby and I sat by each other on the plane
and we sat next to Gator and it was great.
We had a whole interaction because Abby got an empty
thing of the crackers, so you get it was just air.
She got a bag of air. That's pretty cool. So
we had a good We had a good time. Oh
you know what I did. You slept the whole time.
Let's watching the fall asleep anywhere. You could literally put
him in a chair somewhere and he could pass out.

(01:06:20):
I try to sleep in that recliner sitting straight up.
That's when you know you're old when you can fall asleep.
Our stories from I Heart Country, I don't think so. Yeah,
those were really good ones. I mean we did some
interviews and stuff that'll get posted at some point. Yeah,
at some point you're running out interview you got no,
I'm just thinking, um you well you Me and Eddie

(01:06:42):
interviewed Jimmy Allen. That was really good, and we did
Mary Moore No. But about that Jimmy Allen was funny
because Jimmy Allen serenaded you and you did not like it? Well, no,
I just didn't know. Well, it's not that I didn't
like it, it's just he was singing something that I
had no idea what he was singing song you want
to be Pop You? So I was literally just they're
going from wicked, Well what do I do? It was

(01:07:02):
so cool. It was a really fun interview. He didn't
catch the beginning of the live stream. Yeah, he's straight
up like serenaded saying the entire popular song to Lunchbox's
face and Lunchboxes is like sitting in disbelief because I
was like, I don't know this song. I don't know
like when it ends. Then we got Marin in right
after that, and she had overheard and she sang a
little bit of a little Mermaid. Did you know that song? Nope, Nope,

(01:07:23):
didn't know that. That's not a shame, just part of life,
good songs. No, I'm not saying it was a bad song.
I just I saw Wicked one time in Austin and
it was terrible and I didn't like it. And there
was a drunk girl behind me singing. She was walking,
she had bare feet, and she was singing every song
along with the Wicked. It was so bad. Well, lunchboxes,

(01:07:45):
you are entitled to your opinion, and your opinion is wrong.
But my wife loves Wicked like exactly. It's a great music. Yes,
but I didn't like the musical. Maybe I just didn't
understand it. I don't know. But then with a girl
singing behind me, I couldn't all along because I'm hearing
her seeing. So it's just a bad experiencing Wicked. It
was just bad. It was bad. So maybe you see
it again. Yes, And speaking of the live stream, my

(01:08:08):
kids were watching while they were taking a bath, and
they were upset at me because I wasn't waving back
to them. Oh, because they were waving, going hi dada,
Hi dad ad and you never waved. You never shouted
out your kid. Actually you did shout out your kids,
and your wife did. But they thought, oh, I can
see that. I could see them, and they were like, Mama,

(01:08:30):
he's not waving back, Mama, he's not waving back. So
she had to explain, I don't see you. I don't
I don't know if she explained it, but she would
texted me. She goes, Haha, the kids are so mad
at me or mad at you because you won't way back.
And then she goes and I called my kids dirty birdies.
And you guys thought that was the weirdest thing ever.
And my wife goes, I didn't think dirty birdies was weird.
I've never heard dirty birdies before either. Hi. I just

(01:08:52):
say it just because it's a way to get them
to go take a bath, Like, oh, are you a
dirty birdie? All right, let's go clean. Yeah, you just
found two words that ryan dirty birdies, and I brand
I know, but then you said it on the livestream everywhere.
That's right. But yeah, those interviews were fun. I talked
to Cody Johnson for a while and that was pretty fun.
And yeah, we had a good time. Good catering food
there too. Oh man, they actually had some Usually the

(01:09:15):
catering food is terrible. It's like a freaking blowny sandwich.
But they brought it out. They had some shrimp chicken cheesecake.
I had a salad, but that cake was good. That cheese. Hello.
In that number two lunchbox in quotation, Marks interviewed Guy
Fieri Fieta Fietti. I know, I don't like this. He's

(01:09:39):
smelled as an argument throws me off every time. I
understand it either because he called me out for saying
his name wrong and I was like, well it says
guy Fietti, Like that's what your name is. I want
that's such a cool last name. Though, Um, you interviewed him.
That was a whole thing, and we're not going to
give any of that away because I want people, if
they did not get to hear it this week, to
hear it for the first time experience. I need to

(01:10:00):
put that video up on my Instagram because yeah, it's awesome.
Should I put it on reels? Is that what I
need to do? Now? You do not put it on TikTok. Yeah,
put it on. All things do I need to put
you may get roasted straight on stray audio Me and
Guy Fietti hanging out. Yeah, tag him. I will see
if he responds again. I don't think from that interviews

(01:10:23):
like I'm saying away from this. No, I think he'll respond.
I think he'd like me. Oh you think so? No?
Not really, not really. I do want to talk about
two food world stories. Okay, are you ready for these?
I'm ready. Cinnabon and Carvell. You know who those two
brands are. Don't know who Carvell is ice cream really
good ice cream. I know Cinnabon. Carvell has the ice
cream um cakes in like grocery stores. Okay, you know

(01:10:47):
that has a Crunchies in the middle. Sure, Okay, I
don't know. Well, Cinnabon and Carvell are joining together. They're
creating Cinnabon Swirl and these new locations, much like a
Jamba Juice and Annie Ann's type location. I hate when
they do that because I don't feel like there's good
I don't feel like they concentrate on their food as much.
It's like when a KFC is mixed with a taco

(01:11:09):
bell I'm like, I mean, is that really good? Like
that's not well. I do feel I'm with you because
I don't tend to but like and Anians and jama
juice not bad. It's like a smoothing pretzel. You can't
really mess it up, right, Yeah, but like yeah, pizza
hutu KFC, they do those, they don't tend to have
all of the items and it's like a mini one
inside of ye. I don't like that, but I do
like this because if you think of it this way,

(01:11:31):
they're gonna have the cinnabon, which is all the cinnamon treats,
and then you're gonna have Carvel's ice cream easy mix, right, Like, yeah,
ice cream should be easy. You know what I don't like.
And this may call you may call me so weird.
It wouldn't be anything new lunchb No, No, I have
a problem with fast food restaurants being attached to gas stations,

(01:11:53):
interesting like a subway, like a burger king, because I
don't want my burger mix with gasoline, but like your
burger is not out by the gasole. I understand that,
Like I'll eat one of those hot dogs off the
roller things I know, But for something for some mental block.
When I see like a windy's attached to the gas station,

(01:12:13):
I can't do it. I just can't eat it. And
my hats. I'll mix it in with the gasoline and
the like. I mean, you can buy a quarter oil
and a hamburger, and that's not it's the best of
both worlds. You get the best of both worlds. That's
some trivia for you. From my generation, they'll know it. Panamantama. Okay,
you're welcome, Thank you. I'll sleep easier tonight. Yeah, I

(01:12:36):
know it sounds so stupid, so I will get my
gas and then I'll go across the street to the
different but especially the fact that you will eat the
food that's in the gas station. You're eating food in
the gas station. I know, I know it's concept, I know,
trust me. Yes, you are weird. I don't get I
don't understand it, and I think people will relate to me.

(01:12:57):
But yes, I'll go in and buy a bag of
chips from the But you said you'd buy a hot dog.
Will I was sitting on the little rolling and hot dog.
I liked it. When it's a broad worse more, okay,
a little brat on the little roll pully thing. Yes,
I'll eat that, but I just can't do the restaurant
attached to the gas station. I know, makes no sense.

(01:13:17):
It doesn't makes no sense whatsoever. Listen, low key gas
station like snacks, food everything from so good. Yeah, you
get the beef jerky, get some of that, gets some
Reese's peanut butter cups something like that. But corn nuts,
oh those are so good. Oh. Here, we've we've talked
about this on the show, but it always kind of
changes it. Give me your top five gas station snack. Oh,

(01:13:38):
sunflower seeds is one of them. Yes, beef jerk flavored, Yeah,
barbecue or um. I'm a ranch girls, ranch, I know.
Sun flower seeds are so good. Uh. Oh, dill pickle,
dill pickle, sunblower seeds are the bomb. Dot he's a
pickle guy. Uh. Beef jerk is absolutely. Guardettos is good

(01:14:04):
except for those brown chips. Chips are so good. The
right chips. I would love a whole bag of the
right Throw those out the window, stow them out the window. No,
you throw the pretzels out the window. Pretzels so strange.
I'm one of those brought words on the rolly things.
Then what would be number five? I love me a
good laughy taffy. Now, girls, I don't like I don't

(01:14:27):
like or a big league chew. Okay, yeah, but I
don't like laughy taffy or starbursts. I don't like the chewy.
I'm not. Do you like the trolley gummy worms? Once
in a while, guys, every once in a while. But
Reese's peanut barur cups are where it's at. Yeah, that's it,
I mean, but that's not really a snack. No, Like,
if I go into the gas station, get four nuts,

(01:14:49):
if I get if I get five things for a
road trip, Okay, okay, lottery tickets. I know my lottery
tickets exactly. It's so much fun to scratch them on
a road trip by whatever, and then to scratch them
as you go. True, my dad does, and my sister
does because of my bad Thank you, m ranch on
four seeds, a um red bull, give me wings. Actually

(01:15:13):
that's give me wings, some ruffles, cheddar, and sour cream chips. Oh,
you eat the nastiest things I've ever heard. No, these
are great sour cream, some trolley gummy worms, and some
peanut eminems. Okay, peanut eminems. Are awesome. I get well,
I get everything of a little little taste bag. I
got salty, I got sweet. What you need you need
to get some chips, but you need to get sun chips.

(01:15:35):
The garden salsa, one ruffles, header and sour cream are
the best chips out there. The garden salsa sun chips.
That's bougie. That's a bougie chip lunchbox. It is so
freaking I've never had anything taste so good in my life.
I mean, yes, they're good, but that's a bougie chip. No,
I like, you know what, I also like hallapeno chips,
hallapeno chips or where it's at? Do you not like

(01:15:56):
hallepeno chips? No? I don't like spicy things. Oh my goodness. Yeah,
Whenever I see those Garden sausa, Like I go to
Subway and they have a chip option and they have
that garden salsa, you better believe I'm getting those gardens sausa.
They are so freaking good. Well, there you have it.
If you go on a road triplet, let us know
which one you'd pick. Oh mine, No one wants your

(01:16:18):
sour cream onion crap? Okay, Scuba Steve is sitting in
the room, and I just need him to place one
vote right now. Ruffles Cheddar, sour cream chips or the
what are they lunchbox scuba? No, don't make your taste.
What didn't hear your chips? He didn't hear it? Ruff
sour cream Cheddar? I have one ear out at one

(01:16:39):
ear end. Or Garden Salsa, son Chips, Garden sausas. You
know what I have to say. It's not what you
would think I'd pick because your option sounds like it
would suck. But I've had those sun chips and they
are damn good. Garden Sausa son Chips are amazing. They are.
They are an un rating chip. Few bougie men in here,

(01:17:03):
bogie you get them at the cheapass gas station, didnt.
I'm talking like, this is an og flavor. It's been
around for like fifteen pleasure they have dynamite, yeah, because
the sun Chips has been around for probably thirty forty years.
But the Garden Sauce has been around around since I
was since I was probably the kid in the nineties.
Oh my gosh, the Garden new flavor. Oh no, not

(01:17:25):
at all. You cannot thank you. I'm one of their
original flavors. Well, I knew there's plane and there's Cheddar.
I didn't know there was a third one. Yeah, yeah,
the gardens. Also they have a bunch of them. They
have so I do son chips, but looks like it's
discontinued though it says online is this continue? Noo about
to have a mini heart attack on the air because

(01:17:46):
they're bougie chips. Bougie chips would be like if we
had pop chips or something like that, or pirates, but
I didn't like calling them bougie. Are they discontinued? Yeah,
lunch Big what did you do you broke about nineteen
ninety one? Oh, you're right, I did not know those

(01:18:08):
were an og flavor. Okay, wow, and then they don't
make it more. Now they're gone. Lunch lunch Box may
like cry right now? What's on their website? Still? No? No,
no, no no, hold on. Someone said, I'm wondering if you
stopped making the sweet Potato and brown sugar chips anywhere?
Please tell me they are still in production. They are
my absolute favorite. Then someone said, we are very sad

(01:18:29):
this flavor has been discontinued. We know this is a
big disappointment. We share our team and feed. Okay, I
don't see anything about the sun chips is on their website.
Are really good? Did you guys have a chance to
try those? A sweet potato and sugar ones. I never
heard of them. That's a bougie chip. It's a sun chips.
Those are not bougie chips. Garden sauce, Oh my god,
I'm gonna go get something right now. Well, I guess

(01:18:53):
is what I'm gonna close out. Are not amazing scuba.
Oh my god, They're my absolute favorite. If I'm going
to a gas station or somewhere on a road trip,
those are my top three chips. Is a garden salsa.
It's just a flavor, the crunch, everything about its amazing thing. Yeah,
if you've never had after flavor, oh my god, you've
got to go get you've never had. I think I

(01:19:15):
might have tried them before, but I don't. I didn't
like think much of them, So I'm gonna have to
try them with your guys's you know sales in mind? Yeah? Yeah, okay, cool,
you haven't lived you had garden salsa apparently, I mean, dang,
I'm still keeping my roughle Cheddar sour cream because those
are the bomb, but they're really good. Yours are good too.
It's a tough choice, but I like the garden salsa.
That's fair, you know it's fair. We got a second opinion,

(01:19:38):
Um is gonna wave it, wave wave. They're gonna wave
in like Graig Morgan came in. You know. Okay, Well
we did have somebody come in rude, so many meanings
and rude. This is why this is literally after the show.

(01:20:01):
It's a boy's locker room in here. I wasn't gonna
say anything, but then you said it, and I was like,
I mean he didn't come in. You know what. Everybody
can correct me always. It's five and at number one
the one who did actually come into the studio was
Jelly Roll. And man, you guys have been blowing up
our socials about this guy, about this interview. You guys

(01:20:22):
just absolutely loved it. I also thought it was awesome.
It was really cool to hear his entire story. He
just gave us so much information, came in here and
really like laid it all out. And I think it's
so cool. And if you haven't listened to it, you
can listen to it on the part too. But you
can also watch it at Bobby Bones dot com. So Lunchbox,
that's it for us. No more arguing for us today.

(01:20:43):
I don't think we argued at all. I just think
I made valid points about life, and yeah, I really
appreciate it. That's what everybody. I'm not wrong. I just
made valid No. I didn't say wrong. I said I
didn't think I argue. I thought I just gave you
my perspective, and did you gave a great perspective And
you really truly came in and gave it. You're all
even though you're very tired, and you were very feisty today,
and I very much appreciate it. Okay, well, I appreciate it.

(01:21:05):
I appreciate you having me. I hope everybody enjoyed this.
And I need to know the answers you guys. Can
we put a poll somewhere? Sunship, the garden sauce of
sunships are your crappy ones and they're not crappy. You're
to give me the names Cheddar, sour cream or not crappy.
You're gonna have to give me the name of it,
and I'll put it on Instagram Radio Lunchbox on Instagram
because I need to know, I think we're both gonna
have to put it up because I can't have the

(01:21:26):
you sway your listeners because if you do that crap,
you get on there and you're like, listen, these are
the best thing ever. You're gonna vote for me. Literally,
I'm gonna say which chip is better? That's it, and
put it up. Yeah, but we can post it after.
I'll post it up a little podcast thing and people
can go vote in the poll. Okay, all right, that
sound good. Well, thanks for hanging out, telling people where
they can find you Radio Lunchbox on anything and everything

(01:21:49):
and also the sore losers at Ray Eddie and myself.
We do a podcast Monday, Wednesday, Friday. It's really really
it's about sports, but it's not about sports. So I
love that you're about to just say it's really funny.
You know, it's really crappy as well. I was gonna say,
but it's fun to listen to. I think it is.
This is a great podcast, definitely one you guys should
check out. And you guys can find me on everything

(01:22:10):
out web girl Morgan and this is the Best Bits podcast.
Make sure you check out Part two Best Bits, Just
the Bits. It's also a good time, so thanks Lunchbox
for coming on. You're welcome. Hope you get some sleep
this weekend. Probably not THEBES

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