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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Comitting.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday's show, Morning Studio Morning. As we start
the show every single day, we're gonna go around the
room and you know, you could be anywhere in the
whole wide world, but you're here with us. We appreciate
that so much. Let's go first to this guy. He's
been doing ads for trucks and if you see him
with a golf club, you better duck here. He is
produce a ready everybody, guys, I got ducked. We talked
(00:31):
about this recently.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I drive a jeep and I guess the thing is
when you drive a jeep, people put a duck on
your door handle.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Any duck or rubber ducky. But somebody sent me and
Morgan like one hundred ducks account. What do you mean
they heard it and they mailed it right. Yeah, but
this but not his account. There's one duck that's the
size of my hand. It's huge. I'm like, where am
I gonna put this? So they armed you with ducks
for other jeeps? Basically I think it's for our jeepeople.
(00:59):
It's a Morgan. Please explain to Eddie what's happening with
the dun process.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yes, they give them to you, so you could give
to other people. You can keep one of them, but
like the rest are for you to go out and
duck some other jeeps.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But you also did not really get ducks. Yeah, because
they didn't see you're jucking me. No, okay, no, okay,
you know but the old Bronco this came up. We
were talking about it last time. They it's it's a
cheap ripoff of the duck and the jeep. But they
put little Bronco thing, little horses on broncos. So you
Bronco people do this too. I don't do crad there's
a dumb thing I've heard. I don't do this, but
(01:29):
I think it's a rip off of the jeep. Ducking. Yeah,
but they put little Broncos, little horses on broncos. Is
there a Bronco wave? I don't do with any of that.
I had a jeep and I couldn't take people waving
at me all the time because I kept thinking I
knew them and didn't reckon it. So I'd be like,
who was that? And I'd waste all this time going
who did I know in the white jeep? And then
finally they're like, no, dude, everybody in a jep waves. Yeah,
(01:50):
my kids did all the time. I know them, Dad, No,
don't know. So you have a bunch of ducks, a
lot of ducks, and I guess now I gotta give
them away. That's creepy. Other jeeps always felt people would
think you were breaking in right, like you're like you're
chasing their jeep. I don't want to do that. Or
if you do want to rob jeeps, oh, you just
get a bunch of ducks on you. And if like
you're robbing my jeep.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
No I'm not. I'm dum duck in this thing.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Where are the ducks. They're in the green room. And
you got to write a note with your ducks so
they know who I'm doing. All that again, you get
ducked all the time, right, Yeah, And I wonder why
Eddie doesn't get duck all right, moving on, he's known
for being shameless and we'll run up and scream at anyone,
and he sees famous here he is lunchbo.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Summer is the best time of year. It's also about
the pools, the bikinis. Everything's so exciting. But there's one
problem with summer.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Now.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
When I go pick up my lunch by the college, campus.
It's a ghost town. There's no girls talking about sorority parties.
There's no Oh I went out last night and did this.
I went to this bar. It's a ghost sound. So
there's no chicks on campus.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You don't care at all. You sound creepy, like at
all because you sound creepy the college girl thing.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
No, I like going to pick up my lunch by
the restaurants right over here by the college campus because
it's fun to hear the college gossip and what's going on.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's not the hot guys. You said hot, you said girls. Sororities.
That's all they talk about, sorority parties.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Like when you go at the beginning the year, they're
all talking about rush and they're so excited.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh tu said that. But no, you can't back out
of this. You don't care that it sounds creepy. And
your wife doesn't say, well, you please stop talking about
college girls on the radio. No, I mean she looks
at other dudes.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Does she go to campus?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Like part of your experiences that you go and you
get your tim to Pataco's, But you also like.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Enjoy the what you're talking about, the camarderie of the
college lot camarerie camerie.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
They need to go back to college.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
I don't know what it's called, but you know, I'm
talking about like the the camaraderie, camaraderie, carmaraderie, camarerie, camaraderie, camaraderie, Camaraderieyeah, camaraderie.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah. I'm sorry that there are no eighteen nineteen year
old girls for you to look at. What weird?
Speaker 6 (03:51):
And you know, I mean, I just remember the beginning
of the year. Everybody's so bubbly excited. Oh, saman again,
it's random college kids. Go ahead, Samantha, it's your nineteenth
birthday is so, what do you like to do for
your birthday? Okay, we'll get you that type of cake.
I remember that vividly. We're sitting there at the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
All right, I'm moving on. This is getting over really weird,
all right. Next up. She hopes her acting is one
day seen by the masses, and that's why she started
to take improv classes.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I'm officially a no shoe household.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
We talked about this on the show recently, and I
got some messages from listeners and they're like, why not.
It's the best decision you could ever make Morgan has
a no shoe household. She was raving about it, so
I thought, okay, I'm implementing it. I brought it up
to my kids and they were like, yeah, let's do it.
Sounds like a great idea.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
So is it like a bucket to put your shoes in?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
So I put a basket by the door, and then
I ordered these little disposable covers that people could put
on if they want to, or.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Me if I when someone comes to do like bug spraying. Yes, yeah,
they put those on when they come in the house.
Not guests, I know, but just weird.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
They want that as option.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
People also recommended that I put like extra slippers by
the door, or like uh slipper.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Socks that you can walk so that guests get clean.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Like too much work? It felt like more work than
cleaning the floor.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
No, no, no, I'm very, very very excited about this.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So let's just speak positively.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah today, it's gonna last forever. Okay, bye, I don't know. August,
first check back in, you've be one two pair of shoes.
It's gonna be like it's gonna be a shoe poalooza
at our house. Ask me, so you.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Want people to come in and use use slippers in
your house, Like, hey, Samantha was over her.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Samantha, you got there's Samantha again. She just turned nineteen,
the same girl. What kind of cakes you like? Again, Samantha.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
They can take their shoes off.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
I'm just gonna have options for guests.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
And I would say, there's these slipper type things you can.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
We have to take our shoes off, Like what if
I'm wearing some dress shoes are harder to put on,
and I hate putting our shoes because are dress shoes
loosen put your foot in yeat, tighten up.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
It's our culture, like some cultures like they're used to
no shoes in the house ever, and we just allow it.
And honestly, when I put it up online and some
people like in other they're like this must be a
regional thing because nobody I know wear shoes in the house.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
And if somebody had a house with no shoes, I
was like, you're too fruit frooit for me. Like as
a kid, I wanted to a no shoe house. I
was like, I don't need to be here, like I'm too.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Dirty because I think when we're from we wear shoes
because I mean, I've never lived in that either, but
I don't know if there's certain parts of the country
where yeah, that's just no there, No, Morgan, How did
you start doing it?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
My parents always didn't. We didn't allow We weren't allowed to.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Wear shoes exactly, which is all. Hey a band, which
dall super fancy. We know we've been there a bunch.
All right, Ray go ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's
got over five tattoos on his arm and he has
quite a bit of charm. Bobby bone. Yeah, a little
traumatic experience. Recently, one of our dogs escaped, Ella Doug
under the fence. Was gone, freaks me out because we
(06:44):
live near a busy road. Look for for four hours.
Got so lucky that somebody grabbed her and put her
in their backyard. So but her Jangles came off for
caller that her name the number to call, so they
ripped off.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
That.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Being said, we have ordered these personalized dog collars. So
there are a lot of companies that do it. So
I'm not going to promote a certain company. But if
you just google personalized dog collar for like thirty bucks,
you can get a dog collar and all that information
is like engraved into it or like in the thread
of the caller. So if something leg this happens, you
won't be idiots like us and be like even her
(07:16):
air tag came off, like all that stuff came off,
which was so annoying. So if you have dogs and
they escape often, or you're like us and you freak
out when they do escape, I would recommend that you
get one of these. Just Google personalized dog callers. There
are some for like twenty bucks, twenty five bucks. I'm
looking at it now, thirty bucks. Yeah, more expensive than
a regular caller. But also, man, once you lose your dog,
you're like, I was already thinking she was dead. Oh
(07:38):
you always think the worst. Oh I got you. We're
living near a busy road. She's for sure dead. Look
for forever. Google Personalized Dog Callers is what we did.
It's pretty quick to get in, pretty happy with it.
I've also become obsessed with buying personalized golf balls. What
do you been on those pictures of people? So I
gave Betty a box. They're nice golf balls, they're great.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Pace His face.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Is a picture I found of him. I was like,
why would he take this picture? Anyway? It was the
dumbest picture ever. I looked like an idiot. I gave
him as I came out, I got some golf ball.
He's like, oh, thanks man, and he looks at the
ball and it's him. Weird picture. But they now can
make him pretty quickly and get to get them to
you in like a week or so. It's been my
new obsessions buying personalized golf ball. That sled my wife
on him and she was like, did you get him?
Seekld smashed me, but I was like, no, I'm just
(08:19):
gonna make about you when I'm playing golf. It's not
a nice answer. Yes, thank you. Time to open up
the mail bag. You say them a game mail and
read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's
mail bag. Yeah, hello Bobby Bones. I went through a
divorce around six years ago and started dating a guy
a year or so later. We dated for about a
(08:39):
year before moving in together. Before living together, my boyfriend
would occasionally bring up marriage and led me to believe
he had every intention of our relationship eventually leading up
to it. Not wanting to rush into a marriage again
like I did with the first one, I was glad
to hear that we were on the same page with
where our relationship was headed, but it was very contend
(09:00):
with waiting on the natural progression of the relationship and
our lives. The problem is there has been no talk
of since really moving in together three years ago. I
brought up the topic about three or four times. It
never goes anywhere. I'm starting to think that I might
be waiting for something that just isn't coming, and I
can't help but see it as a lack of respect,
(09:21):
which is starting to affect the undercurrent of our relationship.
Do I give him an ultimatum or do I just
continue to wait? Signed want to be wife two point zero.
I wouldn't ultimatum yet. I would give him a couple
of things you'd like to see happen. One, you say, hey,
here we are. We're in June. Now, I know that
(09:44):
you've been avoiding this talk. I can tell I brought
it up many times, and that's okay. But I'd really
like to have your thoughts on this by July first.
That way, he's not on his heels, because when we
get on our heels, we react in ways we're not
proud of. Later we get on our heels, we're just
trying to get out of the situation. We're not trying to.
We don't think and go what can I do that's healthy,
(10:05):
that can actually in this in a way where we
both win. It doesn't happen. We get put on our heels,
We're like, oh my god, how do I get out
of this? So that's what you do? You say, Hey, look,
we're not talking about it right now, but I would
like to have this conversation by July first. And if
it's not a conversation that you're coupled having, then we
can have a conversation about that. But I'm gonna give
you some time because that will put a little pressure
(10:26):
on him. But he also sometimes we need to be
forced to think about things. He might not want to
get married. He might know he wants to get married,
but doesn't want to do it right now. And sometimes
there's never a point where a gal I'll just go, yeah,
let's do it. I mean, look at Addie.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Hey, six years he got ultimatum I did. We dated
for six years and my wife goes, hey, are you
we gonna get married? And I said, you know, I
hadn't really thought about that. She said, well, either you
get married right now. We get married or I'm out.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And it's not that you didn't want to marry her.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I just hadn't thought about it, like you just said. Dude,
we don't think that way. Sometimes it's just like, hey,
this is going so oh well right now.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I love it. It's like you're all planning to do
it some day. But why would we put anything on
it's going so great? RAYMONDO, You got ultimatum? Yeah, I
was six years later. I got told ultimatums many times.
I missed the deadlines, but I finally got that one
the six years. What do you think about this? Yeah,
I mean ultimatum really is the only way to fit
to the fire. And that really makes the guy decide.
And so you're just giving him a time when you're
(11:22):
gonna put the ultimatum on him. I like it, but
you give him a little time to figure out what
his answer is. Instead of him reacting to what you're wanting,
he can respond to it. So say that July first,
we're gonna have this talk. Boom, can't wait to have
the talk.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Love you so brave.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
That's what you did, Like your wife would say, hey,
July first, let's talk, and you you successfully avoided yeah,
she said.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
June first, we need to have a decision made. And
then June first would come and go, well, what do
you know, Well, she said a decision made. Maybe she
would have said, hey, can we talk about it and
make a decision on June first. You would have been
there to make that decision. Yeah, And I was really
just saving up the money. I told her it was
gonna happen. I said, you shot to have faith in me,
and she did. She did, she did, So that's what
(12:05):
I said. You don't have to ultimate hi him now.
Just give him a time when you're going to give
him a ultimatum and let him figure out what his
answer is. Sometimes guys have to be pressured to make
healthy decisions. That's what's up, lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Listen, man, I'm gonna tell you what. You just need
to stay relaxed. Let him he has a timetable. Don't
ruin anything you put pressure on him. It ruins the
element of surprise. You gotta be patty.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Two timetables that never had a time table. They literally
didn't have a timetable. We would have never done it.
They were just like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Listen, you gotta wait for your man to be ready.
Don't force him into something he doesn't want to do.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Shane forcing him, but she can't say i'd like to
have this talk on July first.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Which didn't lunchbucks.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
His wife sort of say like, hey, should we get
married or how did that go?
Speaker 6 (12:44):
My brother was getting married, he was, you know, about
to go to his wedding. We were on the phone
and she was we were talking about it, and she
was like, I think we should get married.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
And I was like really and she's like yeah. I
was like, all right, So we got married. Oh, she
proposed to him. She didn't cool. She ultimate him, I
think we should get married. And I said, are you serious?
And she said yes, and I said she got don no. Wow,
we're on any cried role reversal. But I respect that
(13:13):
about you. Good job. You do have to be the
role of the traditional mail. We're the traditional female. That's okay.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
But all she had to say was it like the words,
and then he's caved and it's like okay, but he's
telling this her.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Wait till your man's ready, he'll know, says.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Not as he does, all right right now, right now.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
No.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
So then she went and put down an engagement ring
and then I went for my brother's bachelor party, got it,
met her at the store, gave it to her, and
then flew home.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah. Anyway, good job, less bucks. All right, that's the advice.
If you want to send us an email, you can
Morgan what is.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Eddiemail address mail bag at Bobby Bones dot com.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Right, thank you guys, we got your game.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Now was found the cloth Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I want to play this for you. He learned to
play piano on Saddam Husseins piano in Iraq when they
took over the palace like he served. He was in
Iraq and the Iraq War. It's crazy. So I want
to tell you about the war entreaty. It's a husband
and wife duo Michael Antania at the ACMs. You may
have seen them perform this song. Here a blank page,
Y'll play.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
One rip of.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
So.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I sat with him for like an hour on the
Bobby Cast and he talked about serving during the Iraq
War and again that's where he learned to play piano.
That's where he wrote his first song, That's where he
got a different job in the military. But this is
the story of him learning to play on Saddam Husseins
piano and writing his first song for a fallen soldier.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
On the Bobby Bones Show Now the warre Entreaty.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
My first song I ever wrote was in the war
about one of my battle buddies who got killed, and
I wrote it. I taught myself to play the piano
and to make the song. And they have a piano there, Saddam.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
You know.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Yeah, this isn't a well known or well publicized fact
about him because it would kind of humanize a little bit,
this tyrant. But he was a prolific pianist. He had
pianos everywhere in Iraq. And we just happened to take
over one of the palaces that had his black upright piano.
Little initials is CARB And I'm just singing and learning
(15:24):
how to play that kind of thing. And I do
the song I wrote for this particular soldier's memorial out there,
and it brings.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
So much resolution to the soldiers, you know, like.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
The stuff I was putting in it, you know, I
would talk about the things I would miss and the
things I would not miss, you know, like the smell
of his feet.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You know.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
It's just a little stuff like that, just trying to
lighten the moment. My kernel at the time shout out
to P. D. L. Jones who watched who's very familiar
with your show. He wanted to know if I wrote
the song. I said yeah, and he said, well, you
know what, that's what you're going to do for the
remainder of your time in Iraq. You're gonna go with me,
learn about the falling, and then you want to write
the song and perform it. Wow, And that became my
(16:07):
job from five to the seven when I would get.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Out the military. What was your job before that? Just infantry?
Speaker 8 (16:14):
I was in the infantry, and really it's whatever the
army needs, you know. But my sole focus was protecting logistics,
that kind of thing, and it's always a difficult part
to tap into, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
And I would imagine too with that you talk about,
you know, a curse and also something wonderful is that
you're getting to do this for them, and it's a
wonderful thing, but you're constantly re exposed to the hardest
part of it.
Speaker 8 (16:42):
I didn't know because over ninety percent of the soldiers
I was writing about I knew, you know, so these
are friends, but when you're so focused on healing and
you're so focused on taking everyone else's mind off of it,
you're not focusing where you're putting your mind at the moment.
And it wasn't until I got out where I realized
I had a problem. Fourth of July was always hell.
(17:04):
This is when she first discovered there was a real
problem with me. I mean, I'm trying to dive under
the couches, hiding, and my children are crying, and I'm
yelling commands.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Get down, get down.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
You know, it's stuff that people for years have made
jokes out of shell shot, but until you really go
through it, you don't realize how real it truthfully is.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
To hear that full interview from the War Entreaty, it's fantastic.
Go search for the Bobby cast on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
David Cornea is a homeless veteran in Las Vegas and
he lives with his dog, Skunk. And about a month ago,
the dog just disappeared. Someone stole it, couldn't find it well.
Local charities say, we'll help you track it down.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
So they found it in southern California, had a chip
on it at a shelter in southern California. And they did.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
They paid for all the travel for the dog to
come back to Vegas. And that's that's not where it stops. Though,
a lot of people in Vegas heard about this story.
They said, hey, we can help this guy out too.
The bassist for Black Sabbath, Geezer Butler, found out that
he had a truck that he was living in but
wasn't working.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
He said, I'll buy the parts of that truck. And
then at charity said, you know what, We'll get a
mechanic to fix the truck. And so all these people
got his truck running, He has his dog back. People
have bought him food, money, and I mean, Vegas is
just coming to support this guy. That's the opposite of
a country song. Guy got his dog back and his
truck running like he didn't lose, truck, didn't break. Who
(18:35):
tells a homeless guy's dog? Yeah, I don't know, Like
how low do you go? Like that's full on limbo,
hell can you go? Isn't that crazy? How the dog
made it all the way to southern California. For me,
I wonder what happened there, because the dog didn't just
run to Southern California. But good for everybody for stepping up,
because this guy obviously needs some help to get back
on his feet. But most imployee got his dog back.
I'm telling you, hey, how about the basis for Black Sabbath?
(18:57):
How about his name being Geezer. That's awesome, that's great story.
That is what it's all about.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's time to name the employee of the month for
the last month. It's always a big deal. Who was
the employee the month last month? I think that was me. Yeah,
that's awesome. How was your time? Is employee the month? Dude? Unbelievable?
Man Like, I just got so much respect around the building.
It's pretty cool. So if you win Employe the Month,
you get dropped and you can spend the wheel of cash.
You can do some self promotion on the air, or
you can block someone from three months of employee. That's meaning.
(19:29):
So what we're gonna do here is only three of you,
but three in the finals get to read your speech.
So when I say your name, that means you're one
of the finalists. Are Amy and Lunchbox. We know we've
had solid months. The other ones are like, dang, I
sucked this month. I don't know, Amy, do you feel
like you're gonna win this month? You're about to say
(19:50):
something you went, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I thought everybody's going to join in and clap.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
But nobody's just lunchbox you okay. The first finalist for
Employee the Month is Eddie. Oh Eddie, you got vulnerable
and you admitted you snoop through your wife's phone.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, that's good. You gave us a reason to you know,
get doctor Lorie on is one of our favorite guests.
Come on, we found out you just had a bunch
of crap. Wasn't worth anything? No parenting Sunday even big
on talking about that. It's true. The theory of how
your neighbor's house may have squatters, which is there an
update on kind of I'll bring that to you later.
Oh we want for next month. And then your son
(20:30):
and the driving exam and how you were the proctor.
A lot of good bits. So you were in the finals.
Can I hear your speech where if you were to
win Employe the Month go ahead?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Of course, even though I've been on my digital detox,
the digital content I do for the show still rocks.
I brought in my antique bottles and coins to see
if I needed to find a buyer, but Doctor Lourie
said they weren't worth enough for me to retire. Lunchbox
tried a few spill the teas, but they were lame.
And Bobby and I we bet on music games. I
won one of those bets. Honey, I don't know him,
(21:01):
and I'll probably get Employee of the month because this
poem is waiting.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
No, this is I tried. Oh boy. The next finalist
for Employee of the Month is well, let me tell
you what he did this month. Okay, all right, let's go.
He crashed Nicole Kidman's movie set multiple times. He brought
us one of the most cringiest pieces of audio ever recorded,
(21:25):
and that could have been like four different bits. He
spilled the tea on Morgan and her bad driving. He
got vulnerable and sharing the really creepy Facebook friend request
he sent a teenage girl. Oh Man. He also admitted
to the best after he walked out of the store
with a pair of pants. He brought in his new
business ideas. He had one of the better print calls
where he called a listener's mom tell hers she'd want
(21:45):
a hot mom contest. Remember that one. It was pretty good.
A finalist is Lunchbox, Wow your speeches? If you won?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Who should win Employee of the month? Should we give
it to Eddie because all he does is lie? Or
is it because of those bushy caterbillars above each eye?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Enough? With Amy being an emotional.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Wreck, shouldn't she just be happy with that child support check?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Morgan has struck out with all types of men.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
When it comes to Employee of the Month, Morgan loses again.
It would make Abby's day, but honestly, most of America
wishes she would just go away?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Is that the end? And everybody boom? Okay, can't hear
you guys up here on on top Employee of the month?
Let's spind that will and our final finalist for Employee
of the month? Gosh? Our final finalist is Amy. But
by the way, you guys had both had poems? Is
that a rule he had right a pome? Or you
know I've just never done that.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
I know he just copied my style from the last
few months. He's like, let me jump on that bandwagon
and see if.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
I can give me honest I think I was the
first one I ever.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
H There you go, so with Amy, we solved one
of America's regrets mysteries. We found out why her water
bill was so high. That was a big bit. She
got in trouble from her old sorority because she reported
false information on the show. It was a good bit
when it was false. It was a good bit when
we found out it was false. Two good bits. It
was the blackouter backout story. Yeah. She shared an updown
and divorce. She told a story about how she broke
(23:03):
the generosity chain at the Starbucks, a couple animal stories.
She had a story about how her friend might be
getting cap fished on a dating app. Hey friend, here
she is. She is with her speech fifteen seconds, Amy, go.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Well with everything Bobby just mentioned, I would like to
quote him correctly. He did call it the greatest mystery
of American history. And it was early in May that
my six hundred dollars water bill's mystery was solved. And
the video I mean telling the story has more views
than anything else posted on the Bobby Bone Show Instagram
with one point three million views.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Wow, fact check isuse sometimes her fact check and good
for Amy.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Yes, all of the water stories, anything regarding her whole
water thing.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yes, they have gone viral.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Did you say it was the most viewed ever Instagram.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
No, it's the most viewed for this month, like the
month of May. I have the most viewed Instagram reels
of anything post love the day. So that's what I
was focusing on. And my kool Aid hack Morgan informed
me that on TikTok that water it doesn't matter, it
just it hit six million.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
That's wow. Six million, Yeah, people with water.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
That's crazy. I had no idea I made those videos.
All right, Well, you three are in the finals for
Employee the Month. The winner for Employee of the Month
is The winner is Amy. Everybody, congratulations.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
How do you feel, ay the employ I.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Can't believe you got that many that many views?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Me neither.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I was shocked, Like.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
I got bored halfway in the story, right, that was awesome?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Okay, So for winning Employee of the Month, you get
to choose.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
You got bored halfway to this, Yes, bored, and you
gave her employee the month for it.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Now that's just me. Another thing.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
There's more.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, there's like two days you went on two things.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Honestly, I don't If I hadn't gotten it, I'd still
be pumped about the views because I've never Yes, I.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Agree, I'm pumping out the views. I shouldn't have been bored.
Apparently it's riveting content. That's awesome. Okay, your employee the month.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
What do I get to do?
Speaker 7 (25:09):
Well?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I don't know someone's hating on you over there, so oh,
I trust me.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I heard his point.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Think about that. So you can spin the wheel of cash.
What you can went up to three hundred dollars. You
can do self promotion what you've done before. Yeah, or
you can block someone from contention for three months, which
to do it.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
I do not want to block somebody that doesn't feel
good to me. So you're right, I've done self promotion before.
So let's apparently, according to launch, I need the money,
so let's go.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I was of all the shots I took in the poem,
that was the dirtiest shot. I don't think it was true.
What was you wanning about her? I said, true?
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Should we give it to Eddie because all he does
is lot? Because those bushy caterpillars above each other.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I didn't say Eddie Amy being an emotional wreck. Shouldn't
she be happy with that child support show? And I
don't think that's the true. I think he just like
for a rhyme, that's not she should be happy with it,
Like is that what you don't know if she's even
getting a child sports check. Not my business, but you
just made the business of everybody, which okay.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
Also one of the things that happened, this is not
my business after you said yes, go ahead. One of
the things that you said happened this month was like
sharing that Yu, we've handled our divorce in a way
that lawyers have not seen before.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So you have no idea we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
You don't have a tip. It was a lot more
entertaining than that. How's lunchbox Stepp do on the web?
On the you know, social media TikTok, Instagram.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I mean it's okay, it doesn't do as well as Amy's. Honestly,
I disagree. If you go listen to the best bits,
I mean, all my bids are right.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
There in that's just us picking.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Probably no, that's going off interaction on the social media,
according to.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Morgan, but it is going off of that. But you've
also never been number one.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
You complain about that a lot, and Amy has been.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I can believe you have so many views that's great. Okay,
you want the money, Yes, it's been the wheel. Here
we go, let's spin.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Big money, big money money.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh it was. It rolled to the one hundred and
got all it almost slipped. That was so great, and
then went back to one. Wow. Sorry, I wow.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I already feel as though I won the hundred. That
was so close.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
But you did it. That thing went almost over to
one hundred even, and you guys were like wow, And
I'm like, no, would have pushed the wheel over?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Where does the money come from?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Me? My pocket? Anything?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Most most prizes come from you know what they always say,
Will doesn't lie?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
And who says that? And what's oh?
Speaker 7 (27:35):
So?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Oh I don't get to spend three times?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I mean you really, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Why I thought that.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I think I got to spend three times. Why though,
because you want a bunch on the first win and
we gave you O you want medal on the first
because I was.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Almost one hundred, I get to go again. That was
That's the closest it ever been.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Way you can do, I'm gonna allow you to go
over to Bobby Bones dot com and check out Access
Day where Access Day. All you gotta do is go
over there and you can win a trip to come
hang out with our show, Airfair Hotel Studio launch with
some of us. To enter and get official worlds, go
to Bobbybones dot com today. Amy, you won one dollar.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
You're a winner. Amy, You're a winner.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Honestly, I really do.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
It was so close to the excitement I got from it,
almost being right there on one hundred.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It feels like I did win it.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
So good for you didn't feel like that to me.
I'm happy about that. It works. About one third adults
say doing math gives them anxiety. Who on the show
didn't know their multiplication tables? Me? Yeah, I don't. Both
of you.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Well, I mean I feel.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Like I can do nines because of my fingers, you know,
like you do like nine times two, and then you
do They're go eighteen nine times seven seven the seventh finger.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
That's sixty three. What I don't know what I've never seen.
It's amazing. Yeah, yeah, okay, well you seven times three
not only nines? And then hold on, let me go
to edit here. What's seven times four? I don't know?
Twenty eight? Good? I just gets learnt. You do your fingers? No,
that's only with nines. That's only not time eight times six, No,
(28:58):
forty forty eight. That's right though, youailing them.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Okay, I'm just I'm pixturing it in my head, but
I really don't know these things.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Amy five times.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Six thirty Okay, you guys are perfect slow.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
It's a little slower. You're getting it. Let's go three
times eight eddie, twos eight, twenty one, four twenty four. Dang, dang, dang.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I would have used my fingers on that one. But
that's not a nine. No, no, no, just like counting them
eight one, you know what I mean? Sixteen?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah, Amy, four times.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Six, four times six is.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well twenty four yeah, okay, I have that one.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Yeah, you guys, okay, we're so slow to probably just
self doubt.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
No, just say that because I means we know it.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Did you answer those real quick? I think just had
a memory and I'm not figuring it out. I think
I just memorized the whold table, right, I didn't do
that more than anything. No, no, no, no again, my brain's
not processing anything. It's just I think it's just a
memory of the multipication tables. I don't my fingers. Do
you gotta try that? Nine trick. It's awesome. I don't
even know that. I still don't understand it. Yeah, anyway,
math gives adults anxiety. Who gets anxiety from math? Amy?
(30:08):
I is it because the kids do math?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I mean yeah, I just am like, I don't really
know how to help you.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Eddie google it. I hate math.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I mean even tips. I can't calculate the tips, oh,
twenty percent.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
But you can because it's just ten percent times too.
Do whenever they bring the receipt and they have the
percentages on there already, I'm like, thank goodness. But let's
say the bill is seventy one dollars. What's ten percent?
Seventy one dollars? Seventeen? Oh no, seven dollars. I would
have tipped seventeen and my wife would be like, what.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
Are you doing?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
But seven dollars and ten cents? Times too would be twenty,
So that's fourteen dollars and twenty cents. You'd have been
right anyway. Basically you'd been a little generous. You're giving
me anxiety. Okay, you know, moving on. We had Christy
in North Carolina on the phone right now, Hey Christy,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Good morning studio morning.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
I was realized that I hadn't heard an update on Scuba.
Steve's this such to me and whether or not his
wife decided to stay home or go back to work.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Steve is back at work today after his second which,
by the way, Scuba, congratulations. Let me say that from
me to you. You went through with it. You did
what you're supposed to do. You're being responsible. Secondly, Scooba said,
I should be fine. I'm gonna go. We had a
three day weekend Saturday, Sunday, Monday, back Tuesday. I got
an email early Tuesday mornings, Scoopa is like, I can't
(31:21):
come in Wednesday, Scuba. So you're back today? Yes?
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Was it more painful than you thought? It would be
way more painful than I thought it would be. And
I was the first nervous about the anticipation. That's how
I am with anything in life. And then once you
get into it, I'm like, oh, I'll be fine. It's
a pain I've never experienced in my entire life.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
So tell everybody why you wouldn't got a proseecton me.
Speaker 10 (31:45):
So I got it because we have three kids, and
my wife said she can't have it any more children,
and she mentally and physically can't handle it.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
So you guys talked about it, you decided you would
go do it. Yes, so we do. We go there.
We're in the waiting room where with you.
Speaker 10 (31:57):
She's with me. Yes, I make her she's coming. Oh okay,
she made me do this. She's coming with me. So
we get there. I get in the room, I'm sitting down.
They get me all set up. They tell me to disrobe,
take my clothes off, completely naked, just the bottom half. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
And then the girl walks out of the room puts
on some music and I'm I'm thinking they're messing with
(32:17):
me because the first song that comes on.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Is this, First of all, is that true?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Do you promise?
Speaker 10 (32:25):
I swear? And then it goes I'm dead serious. And
then the next song is this one right here.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Shoot, I say, shot, go wow, that's a.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Screwing with you where it's the worst look of music
ever played randomly getting him a sectomy. He comes in.
Speaker 10 (32:40):
I'm hitting the gas and I'm like, is this like
all set up? He's like, no, dude, but I guess
I should do a playlist about this kind of stuff.
And I'm like and I'm like, now I'm freaked out
because I already was nervous, and I'm like, I want
to get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Sign to you. I thought it was a sign.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
And then we're talking and he's like, usually we allow guests,
and I mean, do you have something with you?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I'm like, yes, I want my wife here, please.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
I witnessed the birth of three two and I want
her to witness the anti birth.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
So she comes in. She comes in great support system.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
I needed it because I was freaking out, and she
watches the whole procedure and as like afterwards.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Kind of tells you what they do.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
I don't want to get into it because it's very graphic,
but it's pretty impressive and pretty unbelievable. And once she
explained to what he did, now I know why I'm
in so much pain.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
What did you do? So? Are you totally gassed up?
Like like like laughing gas. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:29):
He gave me the laughing gas. And I asked him,
like what do I do? And he goes, you just
keep hitting it until you can't hit it anymore. And
I think I hit it too much because I started
turning green and feel like I was gonna throw up.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, that happens to me sometimes too, just.
Speaker 10 (33:39):
Just nerves, you know, and then and it was there
to alleviate the pain, but man, I felt, I felt
the tugging, I felt everything.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Oh I want to hear any more of that party.
So you go home. When does it set in as like, oh,
I'm in such pain? Or do you get like a
much of pain medicine?
Speaker 10 (33:53):
They could be pain meds, but I'm allergic to pain meds,
so I don't.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I don't take the full pill.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
I take just half of a pill to kind of
alleviate a little bit of the stress more than anything.
But I feel the pain the whole time at home,
and I've got three kids I want to be picked
up and hung out with, and I can't pick them
up because I can't pick things over five pounds.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Do you just stay in bed for a couple of days.
I stay on the couch because I want to be
around the family. That's just how I am. I don't
want to be upstairs isolated, so I stay around the family.
I ice myself. I'm sitting on ice right now as
we speak. Still, it's been a week.
Speaker 10 (34:20):
It's been a week, and I'm still sitting on ice.
He's got I have ice panties on.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yes, I don't know what that is. Oh, it's like
underwear with ice, like an ice hole that you put
ice in it. So I have two underwears. You freeze
the whole underwear and then it just gets warmer as
you wear it, and then they turned into edibles.
Speaker 10 (34:37):
No, so I'm wearing one pair of underwear and then
ice in between it and another pair of under a
holding ice together, and then I sit on ice as
well with it's still that bad.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
And I don't know why that common? Did you google?
Speaker 10 (34:47):
So they say that it goes away in a couple
of days, and if you still feel it a week
or so after, then you need to go see the
doctor because there could be a problem.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Did he cut the wrong part. We'll find out in
two months if he cut the right stuff.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Do not Google image to me.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'm not. There's no reason. I wonder. So rate your
experience rated? How like?
Speaker 9 (35:08):
I don't know it's a Google rating here. It's like
a Yep, he did a great job. He did everything
he was supposed to do. But you still are going
to feel pain about what anyone tells you. It's painful
my pain is at a seven and a half. A
week later, I feel like your voice is higher.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Oh wow, I didn't realize that. I look at that.
I do. I feel like you've lost some of like
your baritone, like your low part of your voice. I
have just to compare Scuba. Would you count to five
for me right now? One? Two's trying to be deeper? Three, four, five? Okay,
now we have Scuba. We took a clip from him
pre vasectomy. Here you go. My nervous is on a
(35:44):
whole another level. I've never been this nimbs before. My
I'm nervous on a whole of the level. Go, I'm
nervous on a whole another level. I play the clip.
Speaker 10 (35:51):
My nervous is on a whole the level. I've never
been this numbers before my entire life. Did you lose
part of your.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
The audio? Right, No, I've not done anything. I played again.
It was weeks later than it was. My nervous is
on a whole another level. I've never been this nimbus before.
The third one to do the next one murder, her.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Murder.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
He's a minute. He was like, oh no, oh no,
I'm proud of you man for going through it for sure.
Your wife is too. No more kids? Yeah, that's it.
You know you got three. You're good and if you
want to reverse it you can. Yeah. But it's not
successful though, so i'm and Plus it's more pain, so
I can't do more. I'm out. All right. Congratulations, buddy,
(36:38):
thank you. I think is that we'll see, Yeah, we'll see. Yeah.
Here's a voicemail from Jennifer in Texas.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
I'm calling with an unpopular opinion.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I think Lunchbox is hot.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
He's alpha.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
He's just a man's man. Love you lunch You gotta
be torn on that because all was weird. But she
said it's unpopular. Yeah, unpopular opinion. You know, I know
you're in the majority. You think it's a popular opinion.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Yeah, I think you are just mistaken that maybe someone
in your household or your friend doesn't think I'm hot.
But most women think I'm hot, so I don't know
why she thinks it's unpopular opinion.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You're in the majority, girl, don't worry. Don't be ashamed.
It's act. She punched you and then pulled you back up,
so you're back to even like unpopular. But here's a compliment. Hey,
it's rough. Being hot. Hey, it is a right. Next up,
here's James mon Money Studio.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Amy.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
He hasn't given a report of the Stevenson Show.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Her Son anyway.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Gives an update.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
What's up with Stevenson The Stevenson Show?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
All right, back to your ready schedule call up in
the bar. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Man uh.
Speaker 7 (37:47):
He has been working on one. He just because he
has to write it himself. And he keeps telling me
wants to record, and I'm like, well, you got to.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Write it out.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
I think I saw something the other day written down
about UFOs.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
That's the show I want to hear Stevens talk about you. Yes, yes,
here's one more Erica from Lake City, Florida. I have
a morning Corny.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
It's more for the older folks.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Have you guys heard about new corduroy pillows. They're making
headlines everywhere.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Stud like that.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Pile of stories.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
Kim Kardashian was on the Jayshetty podcast and I actually
saw a clip of this and I thought, this is
such a good idea. She gives her kids the same
gift every birthday. She's not being lazy, She's actually doing
something really special.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
What's the gift? If it's a Maserati.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
No, she writes them a letter, and it's not like
a short note. I mean, it's like four or five
get gift.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
There's no chance they're only getting a letter, of course,
but this is.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Their most meaningful, special gift, and she recaps the whole
year and just write special things that they did, progress
they made memories to have and they get to go
back and have these and she does it for every
single one.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Of her kids.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I think that's great. The story made me think she
only got them one gift and it was the same
gift every year, to prove how normal they are. That's
a great idea. But I'm sure they're also getting a Maserati. Yeah,
and I'm not hating him for that, but there's a
little bit of clickbait there where you're like, she only
gets some one gift, the same gift every year. Is
it a pair of socks that itself does a great story.
My wife loves that podcast, a Ja Shetty podcast, so
(39:23):
she always like, well, Ja Shetty said, Hey, I don't
know Ja Shetty, I don't care about J.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Shetty, but oh dang, you should try to go on
J Sheddy.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I don't think I'm famous enough if they have Kim
Kardashian on that. Tanya rad went on, yeah, but practice
she knows him in California. Yeah. I don't go on
j Shetty. I go on Jay version yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:46):
If any other parents want to adopt this, she also
includes you know, funny little stories and their favorite foods
that year and stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
So I just think it's really special.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Just so people get that joke with Jay Shetty. By
the way, he was a monk, yeah, which is crazy
now yeah, actually great, but he has real famous stars
on it, and they talk about life and philosophy and
how to be healthier and relationships from anyway, from what
my wife tells me. But the joke is that I
just made. I don't get to go on Jay Shetty.
I go on Jay and I didn't say it, so
(40:16):
beep it even though I'm not gonna say it, Okay,
just so people get it. I don't go on Jay Shetty.
I'm so not famous. I only go on Jay shit.
Beep it cool? All right, cool, So now people get
the joke, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (40:27):
Ah, Senior pranks have been going down and this school
district in North Carolina is investigating a senior prank that
caused thousands of dollars in damages because they poured cement
into toilets.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Ough like that a good one. That's not a good one.
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Here's the thing, Like, if you're gonna do a senior prank,
don't break stuff. Like there was one in Maryland that
I saw where they put the school up for sale
on zillow.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
That's funny. Nobody got hurt. Boy the concrete and a toilet.
That's not a good idea. Yeah, even lunchboxes, that's bad.
It was real bad. Right, So but then what happens
does every because it goes down the drain and it's soft,
But how far does it go before it hardens? And
then what does it break? I don't know, or does
(41:13):
it just stop there is it's so thick it only
stops in that tube. That is a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I don't want to find out the whole.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Class is panalized because of a couple idiots, because I'm
sure the whole class didn't agree with that one.
Speaker 7 (41:24):
Well yeah, I mean yeah, they also did overturned desks,
damage locker roos.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Okay, well you're prank. That's somebody who hates a school
is using that as an opportunity to destroy it.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Hey, that's straight vandalism.
Speaker 7 (41:34):
And then maintenance crews and they're having to clean it
up and whatnot. Okay, So Cody Johnson, he stopped a
fight at one of his shows. We always talk about
these because it's kind of funny to think of artists
on stage like doing their thing and then pausing the
whole thing to call somebody out.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Well, the reason now is because the Travis Scott deal
where everybody was getting run over and people got killed.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Very good.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
That's why people are stopping shows now. They don't even
want Oh you guys talking to each other cross you
just like having a funny conversation. Stop the show, like,
don't stop it now, just to make sure everybody's good.
That's right. I forgot about that tragedy, so people will
stop it like that.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Here's the cliff of ben to stop.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
In the show. I will stop this show thrown up. Yeah,
have your what? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
There was a tweet I saw from Zach Bryan where
I guess somebody had grabbed him aggressively while he was
on stage from like the front row or something. Because
I didn't actually see it, but he was talking about, Hey, look,
if I'm close and you like reach up and touch me,
that's fine. If you touch the guitar, listen, I'm close. Fine,
but don't grab it and don't grab me aggressively, or
I will get rid of you aggressively from the show.
(42:41):
Oh well, which I thought was super interesting because somebody
grabbed him hard or grabbed his guitar to be like
you Also, why would you do? You're in the front row,
you just paid a bunch of money to be at
his show or a festival, and you're gonna do something
stupid like that Like that ain't cool. I think you're
just excited. I don't. You don't get that excited to
pool someone. Yeah, here you go. I don't mind people
being respectful and trying to touch me or the guitar,
(43:03):
but if you try to rip it out of my hands,
I promise I'll rip you out of whatever venue were
at respectfully. Of course weird, All right? What else?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
I Amy?
Speaker 2 (43:11):
That's my pile.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Bobby at Seton Hall University, a dog got a diploma.
That's a real story. During a graduation ceremony at Seton Hall,
a very special graduate named Justin walked across the stage
on four legs and got an honorary diploma. Justin's service dog,
who assisted Grace Maryanni during the school year she worked
(43:39):
toward her degree. Grace earned her diploma, and Justin made
such an impact that they wanted to honor him as well.
So during the ceremony, Justin grabbed his diploma with his mouth.
That's all all the crudchured and celebrated him as well
as Grace. That's pretty funny. I would just be afraid
of the doger like Peter Poop on stage. Hey, they
couldn't throw the dog the diploma, like all right, go
get it? Like yeah? Or do they put a treat
(44:02):
in the diploma? Ooh smart? He's got kind of but
also hilarious that the dog was dressed in a gown
and went up and got a diploma. But Lunchbox walked
to stage too. Yeah. I did walk to stage and
I hugged the president of the university.
Speaker 6 (44:13):
He stuck his hand out to shake it, and I
gave a big old hug and walked off.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
And that was it.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
When you open the diploma.
Speaker 7 (44:20):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (44:20):
It's just empty. Yeah, it just has my name, like
you had a and you're short? How many hours? Three hours?
One class?
Speaker 7 (44:26):
One?
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah, one class, three hours. I mean, I don't know
why they call it three hours just one credit? I
guess I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Three hours to complete the credit.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yeah, I know, but I wonder why that too. I
don't know why it makes no free hours.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Isn't it three hours a week?
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Yeah? I don't know. You know, I got a three
hour class. I don't know who cares, right, but yeah,
it'd be it really good. Tell me something good if
you just finished those three hours, like a lot of
our listeners who are just looking for that kicking, come on,
do you do it?
Speaker 7 (44:50):
Man?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
We believe you know.
Speaker 7 (44:51):
I feel like I think we've talked about if he
goes and does it when he's eighty and make the news.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
You know that's true too. Eighty year old gets a trauma.
Yeah it's not bad. I think you make the news now, Like, okay,
let's say I do it right.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
Well, we were raised and go fundme for people to
donate to my like graduation party.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Why why do we do why?
Speaker 6 (45:11):
I'm just saying, like I mean, we gotta have some
kind of incentive and then like I'll throw a graduation part,
But what's the maximum on that one hundred thousand?
Speaker 7 (45:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Wow, I mean that's a party. You're getting paid to graduate? Then. Anyway,
Shout out to the service dog. Shout out to all
service dogs out there. You guys are making a big difference.
I do a lot of work in service dogs for
our military members. They do make a massive difference. That
is what it's all about.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
That was telling me something good.
Comitting.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday's show, Morning Studio Morning. As we start
the show every single day, we're gonna go around the
room and you know, you could be anywhere in the
whole wide world, but you're here with us. We appreciate
that so much. Let's go first to this guy. He's
been doing ads for trucks and if you see him
with a golf club, you better duck here. He is
produce a ready everybody, guys, I got ducked. We talked
(00:31):
about this recently.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I drive a jeep and I guess the thing is
when you drive a jeep, people put a duck on
your door handle.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Any duck or rubber ducky. But somebody sent me and
Morgan like one hundred ducks account. What do you mean
they heard it and they mailed it right. Yeah, but
this but not his account. There's one duck that's the
size of my hand. It's huge. I'm like, where am
I gonna put this? So they armed you with ducks
for other jeeps? Basically I think it's for our jeepeople.
(00:59):
It's a Morgan. Please explain to Eddie what's happening with
the dun process.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yes, they give them to you, so you could give
to other people. You can keep one of them, but
like the rest are for you to go out and
duck some other jeeps.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But you also did not really get ducks. Yeah, because
they didn't see you're jucking me. No, okay, no, okay,
you know but the old Bronco this came up. We
were talking about it last time. They it's it's a
cheap ripoff of the duck and the jeep. But they
put little Bronco thing, little horses on broncos. So you
Bronco people do this too. I don't do crad there's
a dumb thing I've heard. I don't do this, but
(01:29):
I think it's a rip off of the jeep. Ducking. Yeah,
but they put little Broncos, little horses on broncos. Is
there a Bronco wave? I don't do with any of that.
I had a jeep and I couldn't take people waving
at me all the time because I kept thinking I
knew them and didn't reckon it. So I'd be like,
who was that? And I'd waste all this time going
who did I know in the white jeep? And then
finally they're like, no, dude, everybody in a jep waves. Yeah,
(01:50):
my kids did all the time. I know them, Dad, No,
don't know. So you have a bunch of ducks, a
lot of ducks, and I guess now I gotta give
them away. That's creepy. Other jeeps always felt people would
think you were breaking in right, like you're like you're
chasing their jeep. I don't want to do that. Or
if you do want to rob jeeps, oh, you just
get a bunch of ducks on you. And if like
you're robbing my jeep.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
No I'm not. I'm dum duck in this thing.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Where are the ducks. They're in the green room. And
you got to write a note with your ducks so
they know who I'm doing. All that again, you get
ducked all the time, right, Yeah, And I wonder why
Eddie doesn't get duck all right, moving on, he's known
for being shameless and we'll run up and scream at anyone,
and he sees famous here he is lunchbo.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Summer is the best time of year. It's also about
the pools, the bikinis. Everything's so exciting. But there's one
problem with summer.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Now.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
When I go pick up my lunch by the college, campus.
It's a ghost town. There's no girls talking about sorority parties.
There's no Oh I went out last night and did this.
I went to this bar. It's a ghost sound. So
there's no chicks on campus.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You don't care at all. You sound creepy, like at
all because you sound creepy the college girl thing.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
No, I like going to pick up my lunch by
the restaurants right over here by the college campus because
it's fun to hear the college gossip and what's going on.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's not the hot guys. You said hot, you said girls. Sororities.
That's all they talk about, sorority parties.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Like when you go at the beginning the year, they're
all talking about rush and they're so excited.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh tu said that. But no, you can't back out
of this. You don't care that it sounds creepy. And
your wife doesn't say, well, you please stop talking about
college girls on the radio. No, I mean she looks
at other dudes.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Does she go to campus?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Like part of your experiences that you go and you
get your tim to Pataco's, But you also like.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Enjoy the what you're talking about, the camarderie of the
college lot camarerie camerie.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
They need to go back to college.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
I don't know what it's called, but you know, I'm
talking about like the the camaraderie, camaraderie, carmaraderie, camarerie, camaraderie, camaraderie, Camaraderieyeah, camaraderie.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah. I'm sorry that there are no eighteen nineteen year
old girls for you to look at. What weird?
Speaker 6 (03:51):
And you know, I mean, I just remember the beginning
of the year. Everybody's so bubbly excited. Oh, saman again,
it's random college kids. Go ahead, Samantha, it's your nineteenth
birthday is so, what do you like to do for
your birthday? Okay, we'll get you that type of cake.
I remember that vividly. We're sitting there at the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
All right, I'm moving on. This is getting over really weird,
all right. Next up. She hopes her acting is one
day seen by the masses, and that's why she started
to take improv classes.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I'm officially a no shoe household.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
We talked about this on the show recently, and I
got some messages from listeners and they're like, why not.
It's the best decision you could ever make Morgan has
a no shoe household. She was raving about it, so
I thought, okay, I'm implementing it. I brought it up
to my kids and they were like, yeah, let's do it.
Sounds like a great idea.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
So is it like a bucket to put your shoes in?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
So I put a basket by the door, and then
I ordered these little disposable covers that people could put
on if they want to, or.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Me if I when someone comes to do like bug spraying. Yes, yeah,
they put those on when they come in the house.
Not guests, I know, but just weird.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
They want that as option.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
People also recommended that I put like extra slippers by
the door, or like uh slipper.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Socks that you can walk so that guests get clean.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Like too much work? It felt like more work than
cleaning the floor.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
No, no, no, I'm very, very very excited about this.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So let's just speak positively.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah today, it's gonna last forever. Okay, bye, I don't know. August,
first check back in, you've be one two pair of shoes.
It's gonna be like it's gonna be a shoe poalooza
at our house. Ask me, so you.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Want people to come in and use use slippers in
your house, Like, hey, Samantha was over her.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Samantha, you got there's Samantha again. She just turned nineteen,
the same girl. What kind of cakes you like? Again, Samantha.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
They can take their shoes off.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
I'm just gonna have options for guests.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
And I would say, there's these slipper type things you can.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
We have to take our shoes off, Like what if
I'm wearing some dress shoes are harder to put on,
and I hate putting our shoes because are dress shoes
loosen put your foot in yeat, tighten up.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
It's our culture, like some cultures like they're used to
no shoes in the house ever, and we just allow it.
And honestly, when I put it up online and some
people like in other they're like this must be a
regional thing because nobody I know wear shoes in the house.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
And if somebody had a house with no shoes, I
was like, you're too fruit frooit for me. Like as
a kid, I wanted to a no shoe house. I
was like, I don't need to be here, like I'm too.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Dirty because I think when we're from we wear shoes
because I mean, I've never lived in that either, but
I don't know if there's certain parts of the country
where yeah, that's just no there, No, Morgan, How did
you start doing it?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
My parents always didn't. We didn't allow We weren't allowed to.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Wear shoes exactly, which is all. Hey a band, which
dall super fancy. We know we've been there a bunch.
All right, Ray go ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's
got over five tattoos on his arm and he has
quite a bit of charm. Bobby bone. Yeah, a little
traumatic experience. Recently, one of our dogs escaped, Ella Doug
under the fence. Was gone, freaks me out because we
(06:44):
live near a busy road. Look for for four hours.
Got so lucky that somebody grabbed her and put her
in their backyard. So but her Jangles came off for
caller that her name the number to call, so they
ripped off.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
That.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Being said, we have ordered these personalized dog collars. So
there are a lot of companies that do it. So
I'm not going to promote a certain company. But if
you just google personalized dog collar for like thirty bucks,
you can get a dog collar and all that information
is like engraved into it or like in the thread
of the caller. So if something leg this happens, you
won't be idiots like us and be like even her
(07:16):
air tag came off, like all that stuff came off,
which was so annoying. So if you have dogs and
they escape often, or you're like us and you freak
out when they do escape, I would recommend that you
get one of these. Just Google personalized dog callers. There
are some for like twenty bucks, twenty five bucks. I'm
looking at it now, thirty bucks. Yeah, more expensive than
a regular caller. But also, man, once you lose your dog,
you're like, I was already thinking she was dead. Oh
(07:38):
you always think the worst. Oh I got you. We're
living near a busy road. She's for sure dead. Look
for forever. Google Personalized Dog Callers is what we did.
It's pretty quick to get in, pretty happy with it.
I've also become obsessed with buying personalized golf balls. What
do you been on those pictures of people? So I
gave Betty a box. They're nice golf balls, they're great.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Pace His face.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Is a picture I found of him. I was like,
why would he take this picture? Anyway? It was the
dumbest picture ever. I looked like an idiot. I gave
him as I came out, I got some golf ball.
He's like, oh, thanks man, and he looks at the
ball and it's him. Weird picture. But they now can
make him pretty quickly and get to get them to
you in like a week or so. It's been my
new obsessions buying personalized golf ball. That sled my wife
on him and she was like, did you get him?
Seekld smashed me, but I was like, no, I'm just
(08:19):
gonna make about you when I'm playing golf. It's not
a nice answer. Yes, thank you. Time to open up
the mail bag. You say them a game mail and
read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's
mail bag. Yeah, hello Bobby Bones. I went through a
divorce around six years ago and started dating a guy
a year or so later. We dated for about a
(08:39):
year before moving in together. Before living together, my boyfriend
would occasionally bring up marriage and led me to believe
he had every intention of our relationship eventually leading up
to it. Not wanting to rush into a marriage again
like I did with the first one, I was glad
to hear that we were on the same page with
where our relationship was headed, but it was very contend
(09:00):
with waiting on the natural progression of the relationship and
our lives. The problem is there has been no talk
of since really moving in together three years ago. I
brought up the topic about three or four times. It
never goes anywhere. I'm starting to think that I might
be waiting for something that just isn't coming, and I
can't help but see it as a lack of respect,
(09:21):
which is starting to affect the undercurrent of our relationship.
Do I give him an ultimatum or do I just
continue to wait? Signed want to be wife two point zero.
I wouldn't ultimatum yet. I would give him a couple
of things you'd like to see happen. One, you say, hey,
here we are. We're in June. Now, I know that
(09:44):
you've been avoiding this talk. I can tell I brought
it up many times, and that's okay. But I'd really
like to have your thoughts on this by July first.
That way, he's not on his heels, because when we
get on our heels, we react in ways we're not
proud of. Later we get on our heels, we're just
trying to get out of the situation. We're not trying to.
We don't think and go what can I do that's healthy,
(10:05):
that can actually in this in a way where we
both win. It doesn't happen. We get put on our heels,
We're like, oh my god, how do I get out
of this? So that's what you do? You say, Hey, look,
we're not talking about it right now, but I would
like to have this conversation by July first. And if
it's not a conversation that you're coupled having, then we
can have a conversation about that. But I'm gonna give
you some time because that will put a little pressure
(10:26):
on him. But he also sometimes we need to be
forced to think about things. He might not want to
get married. He might know he wants to get married,
but doesn't want to do it right now. And sometimes
there's never a point where a gal I'll just go, yeah,
let's do it. I mean, look at Addie.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Hey, six years he got ultimatum I did. We dated
for six years and my wife goes, hey, are you
we gonna get married? And I said, you know, I
hadn't really thought about that. She said, well, either you
get married right now. We get married or I'm out.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And it's not that you didn't want to marry her.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I just hadn't thought about it, like you just said. Dude,
we don't think that way. Sometimes it's just like, hey,
this is going so oh well right now.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I love it. It's like you're all planning to do
it some day. But why would we put anything on
it's going so great? RAYMONDO, You got ultimatum? Yeah, I
was six years later. I got told ultimatums many times.
I missed the deadlines, but I finally got that one
the six years. What do you think about this? Yeah,
I mean ultimatum really is the only way to fit
to the fire. And that really makes the guy decide.
And so you're just giving him a time when you're
(11:22):
gonna put the ultimatum on him. I like it, but
you give him a little time to figure out what
his answer is. Instead of him reacting to what you're wanting,
he can respond to it. So say that July first,
we're gonna have this talk. Boom, can't wait to have
the talk.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Love you so brave.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
That's what you did, Like your wife would say, hey,
July first, let's talk, and you you successfully avoided yeah,
she said.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
June first, we need to have a decision made. And
then June first would come and go, well, what do
you know, Well, she said a decision made. Maybe she
would have said, hey, can we talk about it and
make a decision on June first. You would have been
there to make that decision. Yeah, And I was really
just saving up the money. I told her it was
gonna happen. I said, you shot to have faith in me,
and she did. She did, she did, So that's what
(12:05):
I said. You don't have to ultimate hi him now.
Just give him a time when you're going to give
him a ultimatum and let him figure out what his
answer is. Sometimes guys have to be pressured to make
healthy decisions. That's what's up, lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Listen, man, I'm gonna tell you what. You just need
to stay relaxed. Let him he has a timetable. Don't
ruin anything you put pressure on him. It ruins the
element of surprise. You gotta be patty.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Two timetables that never had a time table. They literally
didn't have a timetable. We would have never done it.
They were just like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Listen, you gotta wait for your man to be ready.
Don't force him into something he doesn't want to do.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Shane forcing him, but she can't say i'd like to
have this talk on July first.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Which didn't lunchbucks.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
His wife sort of say like, hey, should we get
married or how did that go?
Speaker 6 (12:44):
My brother was getting married, he was, you know, about
to go to his wedding. We were on the phone
and she was we were talking about it, and she
was like, I think we should get married.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
And I was like really and she's like yeah. I
was like, all right, So we got married. Oh, she
proposed to him. She didn't cool. She ultimate him, I
think we should get married. And I said, are you serious?
And she said yes, and I said she got don no. Wow,
we're on any cried role reversal. But I respect that
(13:13):
about you. Good job. You do have to be the
role of the traditional mail. We're the traditional female. That's okay.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
But all she had to say was it like the words,
and then he's caved and it's like okay, but he's
telling this her.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Wait till your man's ready, he'll know, says.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Not as he does, all right right now, right now.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
No.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
So then she went and put down an engagement ring
and then I went for my brother's bachelor party, got it,
met her at the store, gave it to her, and
then flew home.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah. Anyway, good job, less bucks. All right, that's the advice.
If you want to send us an email, you can
Morgan what is.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Eddiemail address mail bag at Bobby Bones dot com.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Right, thank you guys, we got your game.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Now was found the cloth Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I want to play this for you. He learned to
play piano on Saddam Husseins piano in Iraq when they
took over the palace like he served. He was in
Iraq and the Iraq War. It's crazy. So I want
to tell you about the war entreaty. It's a husband
and wife duo Michael Antania at the ACMs. You may
have seen them perform this song. Here a blank page,
Y'll play.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
One rip of.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
So.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I sat with him for like an hour on the
Bobby Cast and he talked about serving during the Iraq
War and again that's where he learned to play piano.
That's where he wrote his first song, That's where he
got a different job in the military. But this is
the story of him learning to play on Saddam Husseins
piano and writing his first song for a fallen soldier.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
On the Bobby Bones Show Now the warre Entreaty.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
My first song I ever wrote was in the war
about one of my battle buddies who got killed, and
I wrote it. I taught myself to play the piano
and to make the song. And they have a piano there, Saddam.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
You know.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Yeah, this isn't a well known or well publicized fact
about him because it would kind of humanize a little bit,
this tyrant. But he was a prolific pianist. He had
pianos everywhere in Iraq. And we just happened to take
over one of the palaces that had his black upright piano.
Little initials is CARB And I'm just singing and learning
(15:24):
how to play that kind of thing. And I do
the song I wrote for this particular soldier's memorial out there,
and it brings.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
So much resolution to the soldiers, you know, like.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
The stuff I was putting in it, you know, I
would talk about the things I would miss and the
things I would not miss, you know, like the smell
of his feet.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You know.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
It's just a little stuff like that, just trying to
lighten the moment. My kernel at the time shout out
to P. D. L. Jones who watched who's very familiar
with your show. He wanted to know if I wrote
the song. I said yeah, and he said, well, you
know what, that's what you're going to do for the
remainder of your time in Iraq. You're gonna go with me,
learn about the falling, and then you want to write
the song and perform it. Wow, And that became my
(16:07):
job from five to the seven when I would get.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Out the military. What was your job before that? Just infantry?
Speaker 8 (16:14):
I was in the infantry, and really it's whatever the
army needs, you know. But my sole focus was protecting logistics,
that kind of thing, and it's always a difficult part
to tap into, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
And I would imagine too with that you talk about,
you know, a curse and also something wonderful is that
you're getting to do this for them, and it's a
wonderful thing, but you're constantly re exposed to the hardest
part of it.
Speaker 8 (16:42):
I didn't know because over ninety percent of the soldiers
I was writing about I knew, you know, so these
are friends, but when you're so focused on healing and
you're so focused on taking everyone else's mind off of it,
you're not focusing where you're putting your mind at the moment.
And it wasn't until I got out where I realized
I had a problem. Fourth of July was always hell.
(17:04):
This is when she first discovered there was a real
problem with me. I mean, I'm trying to dive under
the couches, hiding, and my children are crying, and I'm
yelling commands.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Get down, get down.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
You know, it's stuff that people for years have made
jokes out of shell shot, but until you really go
through it, you don't realize how real it truthfully is.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
To hear that full interview from the War Entreaty, it's fantastic.
Go search for the Bobby cast on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
David Cornea is a homeless veteran in Las Vegas and
he lives with his dog, Skunk. And about a month ago,
the dog just disappeared. Someone stole it, couldn't find it well.
Local charities say, we'll help you track it down.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
So they found it in southern California, had a chip
on it at a shelter in southern California. And they did.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
They paid for all the travel for the dog to
come back to Vegas. And that's that's not where it stops. Though,
a lot of people in Vegas heard about this story.
They said, hey, we can help this guy out too.
The bassist for Black Sabbath, Geezer Butler, found out that
he had a truck that he was living in but
wasn't working.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
He said, I'll buy the parts of that truck. And
then at charity said, you know what, We'll get a
mechanic to fix the truck. And so all these people
got his truck running, He has his dog back. People
have bought him food, money, and I mean, Vegas is
just coming to support this guy. That's the opposite of
a country song. Guy got his dog back and his
truck running like he didn't lose, truck, didn't break. Who
(18:35):
tells a homeless guy's dog? Yeah, I don't know, Like
how low do you go? Like that's full on limbo,
hell can you go? Isn't that crazy? How the dog
made it all the way to southern California. For me,
I wonder what happened there, because the dog didn't just
run to Southern California. But good for everybody for stepping up,
because this guy obviously needs some help to get back
on his feet. But most imployee got his dog back.
I'm telling you, hey, how about the basis for Black Sabbath?
(18:57):
How about his name being Geezer. That's awesome, that's great story.
That is what it's all about.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's time to name the employee of the month for
the last month. It's always a big deal. Who was
the employee the month last month? I think that was me. Yeah,
that's awesome. How was your time? Is employee the month? Dude? Unbelievable?
Man Like, I just got so much respect around the building.
It's pretty cool. So if you win Employe the Month,
you get dropped and you can spend the wheel of cash.
You can do some self promotion on the air, or
you can block someone from three months of employee. That's meaning.
(19:29):
So what we're gonna do here is only three of you,
but three in the finals get to read your speech.
So when I say your name, that means you're one
of the finalists. Are Amy and Lunchbox. We know we've
had solid months. The other ones are like, dang, I
sucked this month. I don't know, Amy, do you feel
like you're gonna win this month? You're about to say
(19:50):
something you went, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I thought everybody's going to join in and clap.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
But nobody's just lunchbox you okay. The first finalist for
Employee the Month is Eddie. Oh Eddie, you got vulnerable
and you admitted you snoop through your wife's phone.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, that's good. You gave us a reason to you know,
get doctor Lorie on is one of our favorite guests.
Come on, we found out you just had a bunch
of crap. Wasn't worth anything? No parenting Sunday even big
on talking about that. It's true. The theory of how
your neighbor's house may have squatters, which is there an
update on kind of I'll bring that to you later.
Oh we want for next month. And then your son
(20:30):
and the driving exam and how you were the proctor.
A lot of good bits. So you were in the finals.
Can I hear your speech where if you were to
win Employe the Month go ahead?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Of course, even though I've been on my digital detox,
the digital content I do for the show still rocks.
I brought in my antique bottles and coins to see
if I needed to find a buyer, but Doctor Lourie
said they weren't worth enough for me to retire. Lunchbox
tried a few spill the teas, but they were lame.
And Bobby and I we bet on music games. I
won one of those bets. Honey, I don't know him,
(21:01):
and I'll probably get Employee of the month because this
poem is waiting.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
No, this is I tried. Oh boy. The next finalist
for Employee of the Month is well, let me tell
you what he did this month. Okay, all right, let's go.
He crashed Nicole Kidman's movie set multiple times. He brought
us one of the most cringiest pieces of audio ever recorded,
(21:25):
and that could have been like four different bits. He
spilled the tea on Morgan and her bad driving. He
got vulnerable and sharing the really creepy Facebook friend request
he sent a teenage girl. Oh Man. He also admitted
to the best after he walked out of the store
with a pair of pants. He brought in his new
business ideas. He had one of the better print calls
where he called a listener's mom tell hers she'd want
(21:45):
a hot mom contest. Remember that one. It was pretty good.
A finalist is Lunchbox, Wow your speeches? If you won?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Who should win Employee of the month? Should we give
it to Eddie because all he does is lie? Or
is it because of those bushy caterbillars above each eye?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Enough? With Amy being an emotional.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Wreck, shouldn't she just be happy with that child support check?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Morgan has struck out with all types of men.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
When it comes to Employee of the Month, Morgan loses again.
It would make Abby's day, but honestly, most of America
wishes she would just go away?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Is that the end? And everybody boom? Okay, can't hear
you guys up here on on top Employee of the month?
Let's spind that will and our final finalist for Employee
of the month? Gosh? Our final finalist is Amy. But
by the way, you guys had both had poems? Is
that a rule he had right a pome? Or you
know I've just never done that.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
I know he just copied my style from the last
few months. He's like, let me jump on that bandwagon
and see if.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
I can give me honest I think I was the
first one I ever.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
H There you go, so with Amy, we solved one
of America's regrets mysteries. We found out why her water
bill was so high. That was a big bit. She
got in trouble from her old sorority because she reported
false information on the show. It was a good bit
when it was false. It was a good bit when
we found out it was false. Two good bits. It
was the blackouter backout story. Yeah. She shared an updown
and divorce. She told a story about how she broke
(23:03):
the generosity chain at the Starbucks, a couple animal stories.
She had a story about how her friend might be
getting cap fished on a dating app. Hey friend, here
she is. She is with her speech fifteen seconds, Amy, go.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Well with everything Bobby just mentioned, I would like to
quote him correctly. He did call it the greatest mystery
of American history. And it was early in May that
my six hundred dollars water bill's mystery was solved. And
the video I mean telling the story has more views
than anything else posted on the Bobby Bone Show Instagram
with one point three million views.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Wow, fact check isuse sometimes her fact check and good
for Amy.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Yes, all of the water stories, anything regarding her whole
water thing.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yes, they have gone viral.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Did you say it was the most viewed ever Instagram.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
No, it's the most viewed for this month, like the
month of May. I have the most viewed Instagram reels
of anything post love the day. So that's what I
was focusing on. And my kool Aid hack Morgan informed
me that on TikTok that water it doesn't matter, it
just it hit six million.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
That's wow. Six million, Yeah, people with water.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
That's crazy. I had no idea I made those videos.
All right, Well, you three are in the finals for
Employee the Month. The winner for Employee of the Month
is The winner is Amy. Everybody, congratulations.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
How do you feel, ay the employ I.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Can't believe you got that many that many views?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Me neither.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I was shocked, Like.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
I got bored halfway in the story, right, that was awesome?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Okay, So for winning Employee of the Month, you get
to choose.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
You got bored halfway to this, Yes, bored, and you
gave her employee the month for it.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Now that's just me. Another thing.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
There's more.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, there's like two days you went on two things.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Honestly, I don't If I hadn't gotten it, I'd still
be pumped about the views because I've never Yes, I.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Agree, I'm pumping out the views. I shouldn't have been bored.
Apparently it's riveting content. That's awesome. Okay, your employee the month.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
What do I get to do?
Speaker 7 (25:09):
Well?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I don't know someone's hating on you over there, so oh,
I trust me.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I heard his point.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Think about that. So you can spin the wheel of cash.
What you can went up to three hundred dollars. You
can do self promotion what you've done before. Yeah, or
you can block someone from contention for three months, which
to do it.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
I do not want to block somebody that doesn't feel
good to me. So you're right, I've done self promotion before.
So let's apparently, according to launch, I need the money,
so let's go.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I was of all the shots I took in the poem,
that was the dirtiest shot. I don't think it was true.
What was you wanning about her? I said, true?
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Should we give it to Eddie because all he does
is lot? Because those bushy caterpillars above each other.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I didn't say Eddie Amy being an emotional wreck. Shouldn't
she be happy with that child support show? And I
don't think that's the true. I think he just like
for a rhyme, that's not she should be happy with it,
Like is that what you don't know if she's even
getting a child sports check. Not my business, but you
just made the business of everybody, which okay.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
Also one of the things that happened, this is not
my business after you said yes, go ahead. One of
the things that you said happened this month was like
sharing that Yu, we've handled our divorce in a way
that lawyers have not seen before.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So you have no idea we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
You don't have a tip. It was a lot more
entertaining than that. How's lunchbox Stepp do on the web?
On the you know, social media TikTok, Instagram.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I mean it's okay, it doesn't do as well as Amy's. Honestly,
I disagree. If you go listen to the best bits,
I mean, all my bids are right.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
There in that's just us picking.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Probably no, that's going off interaction on the social media,
according to.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Morgan, but it is going off of that. But you've
also never been number one.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
You complain about that a lot, and Amy has been.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I can believe you have so many views that's great. Okay,
you want the money, Yes, it's been the wheel. Here
we go, let's spin.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Big money, big money money.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh it was. It rolled to the one hundred and
got all it almost slipped. That was so great, and
then went back to one. Wow. Sorry, I wow.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I already feel as though I won the hundred. That
was so close.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
But you did it. That thing went almost over to
one hundred even, and you guys were like wow, And
I'm like, no, would have pushed the wheel over?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Where does the money come from?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Me? My pocket? Anything?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Most most prizes come from you know what they always say,
Will doesn't lie?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
And who says that? And what's oh?
Speaker 7 (27:35):
So?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Oh I don't get to spend three times?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I mean you really, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Why I thought that.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I think I got to spend three times. Why though,
because you want a bunch on the first win and
we gave you O you want medal on the first
because I was.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Almost one hundred, I get to go again. That was
That's the closest it ever been.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Way you can do, I'm gonna allow you to go
over to Bobby Bones dot com and check out Access
Day where Access Day. All you gotta do is go
over there and you can win a trip to come
hang out with our show, Airfair Hotel Studio launch with
some of us. To enter and get official worlds, go
to Bobbybones dot com today. Amy, you won one dollar.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
You're a winner. Amy, You're a winner.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Honestly, I really do.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
It was so close to the excitement I got from it,
almost being right there on one hundred.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It feels like I did win it.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
So good for you didn't feel like that to me.
I'm happy about that. It works. About one third adults
say doing math gives them anxiety. Who on the show
didn't know their multiplication tables? Me? Yeah, I don't. Both
of you.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Well, I mean I feel.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Like I can do nines because of my fingers, you know,
like you do like nine times two, and then you
do They're go eighteen nine times seven seven the seventh finger.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
That's sixty three. What I don't know what I've never seen.
It's amazing. Yeah, yeah, okay, well you seven times three
not only nines? And then hold on, let me go
to edit here. What's seven times four? I don't know?
Twenty eight? Good? I just gets learnt. You do your fingers? No,
that's only with nines. That's only not time eight times six, No,
(28:58):
forty forty eight. That's right though, youailing them.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Okay, I'm just I'm pixturing it in my head, but
I really don't know these things.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Amy five times.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Six thirty Okay, you guys are perfect slow.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
It's a little slower. You're getting it. Let's go three
times eight eddie, twos eight, twenty one, four twenty four. Dang, dang, dang.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I would have used my fingers on that one. But
that's not a nine. No, no, no, just like counting them
eight one, you know what I mean? Sixteen?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah, Amy, four times.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Six, four times six is.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well twenty four yeah, okay, I have that one.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Yeah, you guys, okay, we're so slow to probably just
self doubt.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
No, just say that because I means we know it.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Did you answer those real quick? I think just had
a memory and I'm not figuring it out. I think
I just memorized the whold table, right, I didn't do
that more than anything. No, no, no, no again, my brain's
not processing anything. It's just I think it's just a
memory of the multipication tables. I don't my fingers. Do
you gotta try that? Nine trick. It's awesome. I don't
even know that. I still don't understand it. Yeah, anyway,
math gives adults anxiety. Who gets anxiety from math? Amy?
(30:08):
I is it because the kids do math?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I mean yeah, I just am like, I don't really
know how to help you.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Eddie google it. I hate math.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I mean even tips. I can't calculate the tips, oh,
twenty percent.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
But you can because it's just ten percent times too.
Do whenever they bring the receipt and they have the
percentages on there already, I'm like, thank goodness. But let's
say the bill is seventy one dollars. What's ten percent?
Seventy one dollars? Seventeen? Oh no, seven dollars. I would
have tipped seventeen and my wife would be like, what.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
Are you doing?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
But seven dollars and ten cents? Times too would be twenty,
So that's fourteen dollars and twenty cents. You'd have been
right anyway. Basically you'd been a little generous. You're giving
me anxiety. Okay, you know, moving on. We had Christy
in North Carolina on the phone right now, Hey Christy,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Good morning studio morning.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
I was realized that I hadn't heard an update on Scuba.
Steve's this such to me and whether or not his
wife decided to stay home or go back to work.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Steve is back at work today after his second which,
by the way, Scuba, congratulations. Let me say that from
me to you. You went through with it. You did
what you're supposed to do. You're being responsible. Secondly, Scooba said,
I should be fine. I'm gonna go. We had a
three day weekend Saturday, Sunday, Monday, back Tuesday. I got
an email early Tuesday mornings, Scoopa is like, I can't
(31:21):
come in Wednesday, Scuba. So you're back today? Yes?
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Was it more painful than you thought? It would be
way more painful than I thought it would be. And
I was the first nervous about the anticipation. That's how
I am with anything in life. And then once you
get into it, I'm like, oh, I'll be fine. It's
a pain I've never experienced in my entire life.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
So tell everybody why you wouldn't got a proseecton me.
Speaker 10 (31:45):
So I got it because we have three kids, and
my wife said she can't have it any more children,
and she mentally and physically can't handle it.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
So you guys talked about it, you decided you would
go do it. Yes, so we do. We go there.
We're in the waiting room where with you.
Speaker 10 (31:57):
She's with me. Yes, I make her she's coming. Oh okay,
she made me do this. She's coming with me. So
we get there. I get in the room, I'm sitting down.
They get me all set up. They tell me to disrobe,
take my clothes off, completely naked, just the bottom half. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
And then the girl walks out of the room puts
on some music and I'm I'm thinking they're messing with
(32:17):
me because the first song that comes on.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Is this, First of all, is that true?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Do you promise?
Speaker 10 (32:25):
I swear? And then it goes I'm dead serious. And
then the next song is this one right here.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Shoot, I say, shot, go wow, that's a.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Screwing with you where it's the worst look of music
ever played randomly getting him a sectomy. He comes in.
Speaker 10 (32:40):
I'm hitting the gas and I'm like, is this like
all set up? He's like, no, dude, but I guess
I should do a playlist about this kind of stuff.
And I'm like and I'm like, now I'm freaked out
because I already was nervous, and I'm like, I want
to get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Sign to you. I thought it was a sign.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
And then we're talking and he's like, usually we allow guests,
and I mean, do you have something with you?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I'm like, yes, I want my wife here, please.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
I witnessed the birth of three two and I want
her to witness the anti birth.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
So she comes in. She comes in great support system.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
I needed it because I was freaking out, and she
watches the whole procedure and as like afterwards.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Kind of tells you what they do.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
I don't want to get into it because it's very graphic,
but it's pretty impressive and pretty unbelievable. And once she
explained to what he did, now I know why I'm
in so much pain.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
What did you do? So? Are you totally gassed up?
Like like like laughing gas. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:29):
He gave me the laughing gas. And I asked him,
like what do I do? And he goes, you just
keep hitting it until you can't hit it anymore. And
I think I hit it too much because I started
turning green and feel like I was gonna throw up.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, that happens to me sometimes too, just.
Speaker 10 (33:39):
Just nerves, you know, and then and it was there
to alleviate the pain, but man, I felt, I felt
the tugging, I felt everything.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Oh I want to hear any more of that party.
So you go home. When does it set in as like, oh,
I'm in such pain? Or do you get like a
much of pain medicine?
Speaker 10 (33:53):
They could be pain meds, but I'm allergic to pain meds,
so I don't.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I don't take the full pill.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
I take just half of a pill to kind of
alleviate a little bit of the stress more than anything.
But I feel the pain the whole time at home,
and I've got three kids I want to be picked
up and hung out with, and I can't pick them
up because I can't pick things over five pounds.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Do you just stay in bed for a couple of days.
I stay on the couch because I want to be
around the family. That's just how I am. I don't
want to be upstairs isolated, so I stay around the family.
I ice myself. I'm sitting on ice right now as
we speak. Still, it's been a week.
Speaker 10 (34:20):
It's been a week, and I'm still sitting on ice.
He's got I have ice panties on.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yes, I don't know what that is. Oh, it's like
underwear with ice, like an ice hole that you put
ice in it. So I have two underwears. You freeze
the whole underwear and then it just gets warmer as
you wear it, and then they turned into edibles.
Speaker 10 (34:37):
No, so I'm wearing one pair of underwear and then
ice in between it and another pair of under a
holding ice together, and then I sit on ice as
well with it's still that bad.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
And I don't know why that common? Did you google?
Speaker 10 (34:47):
So they say that it goes away in a couple
of days, and if you still feel it a week
or so after, then you need to go see the
doctor because there could be a problem.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Did he cut the wrong part. We'll find out in
two months if he cut the right stuff.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Do not Google image to me.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'm not. There's no reason. I wonder. So rate your
experience rated? How like?
Speaker 9 (35:08):
I don't know it's a Google rating here. It's like
a Yep, he did a great job. He did everything
he was supposed to do. But you still are going
to feel pain about what anyone tells you. It's painful
my pain is at a seven and a half. A
week later, I feel like your voice is higher.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Oh wow, I didn't realize that. I look at that.
I do. I feel like you've lost some of like
your baritone, like your low part of your voice. I
have just to compare Scuba. Would you count to five
for me right now? One? Two's trying to be deeper? Three, four, five? Okay,
now we have Scuba. We took a clip from him
pre vasectomy. Here you go. My nervous is on a
(35:44):
whole another level. I've never been this nimbs before. My
I'm nervous on a whole of the level. Go, I'm
nervous on a whole another level. I play the clip.
Speaker 10 (35:51):
My nervous is on a whole the level. I've never
been this numbers before my entire life. Did you lose
part of your.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
The audio? Right, No, I've not done anything. I played again.
It was weeks later than it was. My nervous is
on a whole another level. I've never been this nimbus before.
The third one to do the next one murder, her.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Murder.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
He's a minute. He was like, oh no, oh no,
I'm proud of you man for going through it for sure.
Your wife is too. No more kids? Yeah, that's it.
You know you got three. You're good and if you
want to reverse it you can. Yeah. But it's not
successful though, so i'm and Plus it's more pain, so
I can't do more. I'm out. All right. Congratulations, buddy,
(36:38):
thank you. I think is that we'll see, Yeah, we'll see. Yeah.
Here's a voicemail from Jennifer in Texas.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
I'm calling with an unpopular opinion.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I think Lunchbox is hot.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
He's alpha.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
He's just a man's man. Love you lunch You gotta
be torn on that because all was weird. But she
said it's unpopular. Yeah, unpopular opinion. You know, I know
you're in the majority. You think it's a popular opinion.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Yeah, I think you are just mistaken that maybe someone
in your household or your friend doesn't think I'm hot.
But most women think I'm hot, so I don't know
why she thinks it's unpopular opinion.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You're in the majority, girl, don't worry. Don't be ashamed.
It's act. She punched you and then pulled you back up,
so you're back to even like unpopular. But here's a compliment. Hey,
it's rough. Being hot. Hey, it is a right. Next up,
here's James mon Money Studio.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Amy.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
He hasn't given a report of the Stevenson Show.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Her Son anyway.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Gives an update.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
What's up with Stevenson The Stevenson Show?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
All right, back to your ready schedule call up in
the bar. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Man uh.
Speaker 7 (37:47):
He has been working on one. He just because he
has to write it himself. And he keeps telling me
wants to record, and I'm like, well, you got to.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Write it out.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
I think I saw something the other day written down
about UFOs.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
That's the show I want to hear Stevens talk about you. Yes, yes,
here's one more Erica from Lake City, Florida. I have
a morning Corny.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
It's more for the older folks.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Have you guys heard about new corduroy pillows. They're making
headlines everywhere.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Stud like that.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Pile of stories.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
Kim Kardashian was on the Jayshetty podcast and I actually
saw a clip of this and I thought, this is
such a good idea. She gives her kids the same
gift every birthday. She's not being lazy, She's actually doing
something really special.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
What's the gift? If it's a Maserati.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
No, she writes them a letter, and it's not like
a short note. I mean, it's like four or five
get gift.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
There's no chance they're only getting a letter, of course,
but this is.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Their most meaningful, special gift, and she recaps the whole
year and just write special things that they did, progress
they made memories to have and they get to go
back and have these and she does it for every
single one.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Of her kids.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I think that's great. The story made me think she
only got them one gift and it was the same
gift every year, to prove how normal they are. That's
a great idea. But I'm sure they're also getting a Maserati. Yeah,
and I'm not hating him for that, but there's a
little bit of clickbait there where you're like, she only
gets some one gift, the same gift every year. Is
it a pair of socks that itself does a great story.
My wife loves that podcast, a Ja Shetty podcast, so
(39:23):
she always like, well, Ja Shetty said, Hey, I don't
know Ja Shetty, I don't care about J.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Shetty, but oh dang, you should try to go on
J Sheddy.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I don't think I'm famous enough if they have Kim
Kardashian on that. Tanya rad went on, yeah, but practice
she knows him in California. Yeah. I don't go on
j Shetty. I go on Jay version yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:46):
If any other parents want to adopt this, she also
includes you know, funny little stories and their favorite foods
that year and stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
So I just think it's really special.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Just so people get that joke with Jay Shetty. By
the way, he was a monk, yeah, which is crazy
now yeah, actually great, but he has real famous stars
on it, and they talk about life and philosophy and
how to be healthier and relationships from anyway, from what
my wife tells me. But the joke is that I
just made. I don't get to go on Jay Shetty.
I go on Jay and I didn't say it, so
(40:16):
beep it even though I'm not gonna say it, Okay,
just so people get it. I don't go on Jay Shetty.
I'm so not famous. I only go on Jay shit.
Beep it cool? All right, cool, So now people get
the joke, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (40:27):
Ah, Senior pranks have been going down and this school
district in North Carolina is investigating a senior prank that
caused thousands of dollars in damages because they poured cement
into toilets.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Ough like that a good one. That's not a good one.
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Here's the thing, Like, if you're gonna do a senior prank,
don't break stuff. Like there was one in Maryland that
I saw where they put the school up for sale
on zillow.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
That's funny. Nobody got hurt. Boy the concrete and a toilet.
That's not a good idea. Yeah, even lunchboxes, that's bad.
It was real bad. Right, So but then what happens
does every because it goes down the drain and it's soft,
But how far does it go before it hardens? And
then what does it break? I don't know, or does
(41:13):
it just stop there is it's so thick it only
stops in that tube. That is a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I don't want to find out the whole.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Class is panalized because of a couple idiots, because I'm
sure the whole class didn't agree with that one.
Speaker 7 (41:24):
Well yeah, I mean yeah, they also did overturned desks,
damage locker roos.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Okay, well you're prank. That's somebody who hates a school
is using that as an opportunity to destroy it.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Hey, that's straight vandalism.
Speaker 7 (41:34):
And then maintenance crews and they're having to clean it
up and whatnot. Okay, So Cody Johnson, he stopped a
fight at one of his shows. We always talk about
these because it's kind of funny to think of artists
on stage like doing their thing and then pausing the
whole thing to call somebody out.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Well, the reason now is because the Travis Scott deal
where everybody was getting run over and people got killed.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Very good.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
That's why people are stopping shows now. They don't even
want Oh you guys talking to each other cross you
just like having a funny conversation. Stop the show, like,
don't stop it now, just to make sure everybody's good.
That's right. I forgot about that tragedy, so people will
stop it like that.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Here's the cliff of ben to stop.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
In the show. I will stop this show thrown up. Yeah,
have your what? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
There was a tweet I saw from Zach Bryan where
I guess somebody had grabbed him aggressively while he was
on stage from like the front row or something. Because
I didn't actually see it, but he was talking about, Hey, look,
if I'm close and you like reach up and touch me,
that's fine. If you touch the guitar, listen, I'm close. Fine,
but don't grab it and don't grab me aggressively, or
I will get rid of you aggressively from the show.
(42:41):
Oh well, which I thought was super interesting because somebody
grabbed him hard or grabbed his guitar to be like
you Also, why would you do? You're in the front row,
you just paid a bunch of money to be at
his show or a festival, and you're gonna do something
stupid like that Like that ain't cool. I think you're
just excited. I don't. You don't get that excited to
pool someone. Yeah, here you go. I don't mind people
being respectful and trying to touch me or the guitar,
(43:03):
but if you try to rip it out of my hands,
I promise I'll rip you out of whatever venue were
at respectfully. Of course weird, All right? What else?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
I Amy?
Speaker 2 (43:11):
That's my pile.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Bobby at Seton Hall University, a dog got a diploma.
That's a real story. During a graduation ceremony at Seton Hall,
a very special graduate named Justin walked across the stage
on four legs and got an honorary diploma. Justin's service dog,
who assisted Grace Maryanni during the school year she worked
(43:39):
toward her degree. Grace earned her diploma, and Justin made
such an impact that they wanted to honor him as well.
So during the ceremony, Justin grabbed his diploma with his mouth.
That's all all the crudchured and celebrated him as well
as Grace. That's pretty funny. I would just be afraid
of the doger like Peter Poop on stage. Hey, they
couldn't throw the dog the diploma, like all right, go
get it? Like yeah? Or do they put a treat
(44:02):
in the diploma? Ooh smart? He's got kind of but
also hilarious that the dog was dressed in a gown
and went up and got a diploma. But Lunchbox walked
to stage too. Yeah. I did walk to stage and
I hugged the president of the university.
Speaker 6 (44:13):
He stuck his hand out to shake it, and I
gave a big old hug and walked off.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
And that was it.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
When you open the diploma.
Speaker 7 (44:20):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (44:20):
It's just empty. Yeah, it just has my name, like
you had a and you're short? How many hours? Three hours?
One class?
Speaker 7 (44:26):
One?
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah, one class, three hours. I mean, I don't know
why they call it three hours just one credit? I
guess I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Three hours to complete the credit.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yeah, I know, but I wonder why that too. I
don't know why it makes no free hours.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Isn't it three hours a week?
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Yeah? I don't know. You know, I got a three
hour class. I don't know who cares, right, but yeah,
it'd be it really good. Tell me something good if
you just finished those three hours, like a lot of
our listeners who are just looking for that kicking, come on,
do you do it?
Speaker 7 (44:50):
Man?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
We believe you know.
Speaker 7 (44:51):
I feel like I think we've talked about if he
goes and does it when he's eighty and make the news.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
You know that's true too. Eighty year old gets a trauma.
Yeah it's not bad. I think you make the news now, Like, okay,
let's say I do it right.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
Well, we were raised and go fundme for people to
donate to my like graduation party.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Why why do we do why?
Speaker 6 (45:11):
I'm just saying, like I mean, we gotta have some
kind of incentive and then like I'll throw a graduation part,
But what's the maximum on that one hundred thousand?
Speaker 7 (45:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Wow, I mean that's a party. You're getting paid to graduate? Then. Anyway,
Shout out to the service dog. Shout out to all
service dogs out there. You guys are making a big difference.
I do a lot of work in service dogs for
our military members. They do make a massive difference. That
is what it's all about.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
That was telling me something good.
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Amy Brown
Lunchbox
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