(Thurs Full Show) Lunchbox Thinks He’s The Most Famous Person Playing In Celebrity Softball Game + What Is The New Rule In Amy's Household? + Who On The Show Would Do Best In Prison?

Lunchbox is playing in the Folds of Honor Celebrity Softball Game and he thinks he is the most famous person in it. Hear who else is on the list and why he feels his name will help them sell tickets. Plus, find out the new rule Amy is trying in her household and how her kids feel about it. Then, hear who on the show we think would do the best in prison!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday's show, Morning Studio. Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
As we start the show every single day, we're gonna
go around the room and you know, you could be
anywhere in the whole wide world, but you're here with us.
We appreciate that so much. Let's go first to this guy.
He's been doing ads for trucks and if you see
him with a golf club, you better duck here. He
is produce a ready everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Guys, I got ducked. We talked about this recently. I
drive a jeep and I guess the thing is when
you drive a jeep, people put a duck on your
door handle, any duck or rubber ducky. But somebody sent
me and Morgan like one hundred ducks account.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
What do you mean they heard it and they mailed
it right. Yeah, but this but not his account.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
There's one duck that's the size of my hand. It's huge.
I'm like, where am I gonna put this? So they
armed you with ducks for other jeeps?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Basically, I think it's for our jeepeople.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's a Morgan. Please explain to Eddie what's happening with
the dun process.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yes, they give them to you so you could give
to other people. You can keep one of them, but
like the rest are for you to go out and.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Duck some other jeeps.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
But you also did not really get ducks. Yeah, because
they didn't see you're jucking me. No, okay, no, okay,
you know but the old Bronco this came up. We
were talking about it last time. They it's a cheap
ripoff of the duck and the jeep. But they put
little Bronco thing, little horses on broncos.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
So you Bronco people do this too.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I don't do crad there's a dumb thing I've heard.
I don't do this, but I think it's a rip
off of the jeep.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Ducking.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, but they put little Broncos, little horses on broncos.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Is there a Bronco wave? I don't do with any
of that.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I had a jeep and I couldn't take people waving
at me all the time because I kept thinking I
knew them and didn't reckon it.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
So I'd be like, who was that?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
And I'd waste all this time going who did I
know in the white jeep? And then finally they're like, no, dude, everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
In a jep waves. Yeah, my kids did all the time.
I know them, Dad, No, don't know. So you have
a bunch of ducks, a lot of ducks, and I
guess now I gotta give them away. That's creepy.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Other jeeps always felt people would think you were breaking
in right, like you're like you're chasing their jeep. I
don't want to do that. Or if you do want
to rob jeeps, oh, you just get a bunch of
ducks on you. And if like you're robbing my jeep.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
No I'm not. I'm dum duck in this thing. Where
are the ducks. They're in the green room. And you
got to write a note with your ducks so they
know who I'm doing. All that again, you get ducked
all the time, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
And I wonder why Eddie doesn't get duck all right,
moving on, he's known for being shameless and we'll run
up and scream at anyone, and he sees famous here.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
He is lunchbo.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Summer is the best time of year. It's also about
the pools, the bikinis. Everything's so exciting. But there's one
problem with summer.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Now.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
When I go pick up my lunch by the college campus,
it's a ghost town. There's no girls talking about sorority parties.
There's no Oh, I went out last night and did this.
I went to this bar. It's a ghost sound. So
there's no chicks on campus.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
You don't care at all you sound creepy, like at
all because you sound creepy the college girl thing.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
No, I like going to pick up my lunch by
the restaurants right over here by the college campus because
it's fun to hear the college gossip and what's going on.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's not the hot guys you said hot, You sad girls. Sororities.
That's all they talk about. Sorority parties.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Like when you go at the beginning the year, they're
all talking about rush and they're so excited.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh tu said that.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
But no, you can't back out of this. You don't
care that it sounds creepy. And your wife doesn't say, well,
you please stop talking about college girls.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
On the radio. No, I mean she looks at other dudes.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Does she go to campus?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Like part of your experiences that you go and you
get your tim to Pataco's, But you also like.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Enjoy the what you're talking about, the camaraderie of the
college lot, camarerie camerie.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
They need to go back to college.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I don't know what it's called, but you know, I'm
talking about like the the camaraderie, camaraderie, carmaraderie, camarerie, camaraderie, camaraderie, camaraderieyeah, camaraderie.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm sorry that there are no eighteen nineteen year old
girls for you to look at. What weird?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
And you know, I mean, I just remember the beginning
of the year. Everybody's so bubbly excited. Oh, saman again,
it's random college kids. Go ahead, Samantha, it's your nineteenth birthday,
is so, what do you like to do for your birthday? Okay,
we'll get you that type of cake. I remember that vividly.
We're sitting there at the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
All right, I'm moving on. This is getting over really weird,
all right. Next up.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
She hopes her acting is one day seen by the masses,
and that's why she started to take improv classes.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
I'm officially a no shoe household.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
We talked about this on the show recently, and I
got some messages from listeners and they're like, why not.
It's the best decision you could ever make. Morgan has
a no shoe household. She was raving about it, so
I thought, okay, I'm implementing it. I brought it up
to my kids and they were like, yeah, let's do it.
Sounds like a great idea.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
So is it like a bucket to put your shoes in?

Speaker 6 (04:37):
So I put a basket by the door, and then
I ordered these little disposable covers that people could put
on if they want to.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Or me if I when someone comes to do like
bug spraying. Yes, yeah, they put those on when they
come in the house.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Not guests, I know, but just weird.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
They want that as option.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
People also recommended that I put like extra slippers by
the door, or like uh slipper.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Socks that you can walk so that guests get clean.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Like too much work? It felt like more work than
cleaning the floor.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
No, no, no, I'm very, very, very excited about this.
So let's just speak positively.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah today, it's gonna last forever. Okay, bye, I don't know. August,
first check back in, You've be one two pair of shoes.
It's gonna be like it's gonna be a shoe palooza
at our house. Ask me, So you.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Want people to come in and use use slippers in
your house, Like, hey, Samantha was over her, Samantha.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
You got there's Samantha again. You just turned nineteen, the
same girl. What kind of cakes you like? Again, Samantha.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
They can take their shoes off.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
I'm just gonna have options for guests, and I would say,
there's these slipper type things you can.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
We have to take our shoes off, Like what if
I'm wearing some dress shoes are harder to put on,
and I hate putting our shoes because are dress shoes
loosen put your foot in, goat, tighten up.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
It's our culture, like some cultures like they're used to
no shoes in the house ever, and we just allow it.
And honestly, when I put it up online and some
people like in other they're like this must be a
regional thing because nobody I know wear shoes in the house.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
And if somebody had a house with no shoes, I
was like, you're too fruit proof for me. Like as
a kid, I wanted to a no shoe house. I
was like, I don't need to be here, like I'm too.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
Dirty because I think when we're from we wear shoes
because I mean, I've never lived in that either.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
But I don't know if there's.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Certain parts of the country where yeah, that's just no there, No, Morgan,
How did you start doing it?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
My parents always didn't.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
We didn't allow We weren't allowed to.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Wear shoes exactly, which is all. Hey a band, which
dall super fancy. We know we've been there a bunch.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
All right, Ray go ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
He's got over five tattoos on his arm and he
has quite a bit of charm.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Bobby Bone.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, a little traumatic experience. Recently, one of our dogs escaped,
Ella Doug under the fence. Was gone, freaks me out
because we live near a busy road. Look for for
four hours. Got so lucky that somebody grabbed her and
put her in their backyard. So but her Jangles came
off for caller that her name the number to call,
so they ripped off that. Being said, we have ordered
these personalized dog collars. So there are a lot of

(06:58):
companies that do it. So I'm not going to promote
a certain company. But if you just google personalized dog
collar for like thirty bucks, you can get a dog
collar and all that information is like engraved into it
or like in the thread of the caller, So if
something leg this happens, you won't be idiots like us
and be like even her air tag came off, like
all that stuff came off, which was so annoying. So

(07:20):
if you have dogs and they escape often, or you're
like us and you freak out when they do escape,
I would recommend that you get one of these. Just
Google personalized dog callers. There are some for like twenty bucks,
twenty five bucks. I'm looking at it now, thirty bucks. Yeah,
more expensive than a regular caller.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
But also, man, once you lose your dog, you're like,
I was already thinking she was dead. Oh you always
think the worst.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh I got you. We're living near a busy road.
She's for sure dead. Look for forever. Google Personalized Dog
Callers is what we did. It's pretty quick to get in,
pretty happy with it. I've also become obsessed with buying
personalized golf balls. What do you been on those pictures
of people?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
So I gave Betty a box. They're nice golf balls,
they're great.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Pace His face.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Is a picture I found of him. I was like,
why would he take this picture? Anyway? It was the
dumbest picture ever. I looked like an idiot. I gave
him as I came out, I got some golf ball.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
He's like, oh, thanks man, and he looks at the
ball and it's him weird picture. But they now can
make him pretty quickly and get to get them to
you in like a week or so. It's been my
new obsessions buying personalized golf ball. That sled my wife
on him and she was like, did you get him seek?
It smashed me, but I was like.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
No, I'm just gonna make about you when I'm playing golf.
It's not a nice answer. Yes, thank you. Time to
open up the mail bag, you say.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
Him a game mail and we read it on the
air to get something we call Bobby's mail bag.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, hello Bobby Bones.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I went through a divorce around six years ago and
started dating a guy a year or so later. We
dated for about a year before moving in together. Before
living together, my boyfriend would occasionally bring up marriage and
led me to believe he had every intention of our
relationship eventually leading up to it. Not wanting to rush
into a marriage again like I did with the first one.

(08:54):
I was glad to hear that we were on the
same page with where our relationship was headed, but it
was very contend with waiting on the natural progression of
the relationship and our lives. The problem is there has
been no talk of since really moving in together three
years ago. I brought up the topic about three or
four times. It never goes anywhere. I'm starting to think

(09:15):
that I might be waiting for something that just isn't coming,
and I can't help but see it as a lack
of respect, which is starting to affect the undercurrent of
our relationship. Do I give him an ultimatum or do
I just continue to wait? Signed want to be wife
two point zero. I wouldn't ultimatum yet.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
I would give him a couple.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Of things you'd like to see happen. One, you say, hey,
here we are.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
We're in June.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Now, I know that you've been avoiding this talk. I
can tell I brought it up many times, and that's okay,
But I'd really like to have your thoughts on this
by July first. That way, he's not on his heels,
because when we get on our heels, we react in
ways we're not proud of. Later we get on our heels,
we're just trying to get out of the situation. We're
not trying to.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
We don't think and go what can I do that's healthy,
that can actually in this in a way where we
both win.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
That doesn't happen. We get put on our heels. We're like,
oh my god, how do I get out of this?
So that's what you do? You say, Hey, look, we're
not talking about it right now, but I would like
to have this conversation by July first. And if it's
not a conversation that you're coupled having, then we can
have a conversation about that. But I'm gonna give you
some time because that will put a little pressure on him.
But he also sometimes we need to be forced to

(10:29):
think about things. He might not want to get married.
He might know he wants to get married, but doesn't
want to do it right now. And sometimes there's never
a point where a gal'll just go, yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I mean, look at Addie. Hey, six years he got
ultimatum I did. We dated for six years and my
wife goes, hey, are you we gonna get married? And
I said, you know, I hadn't really thought about that.
She said, well, either you get married right now, we
get married, or I'm out and it's not that you
didn't want to marry her. I just hadn't thought about it,
like you just said, Dude, we don't think that way.
Sometimes it's just like, hey, this is going so oh
well right now. I love it. It's like you're all

(11:01):
planning to do it some day, But why would we
put anything on it's going so great? RAYMONDO, You got ultimatum?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, I was six years later. I got told ultimatums
many times. I missed the deadlines, but I finally got
that one the six years. What do you think about this? Yeah,
I mean, ultimatum really is the only way to fit
to the fire. And that really makes the guy decide.
And so you're just giving him a time when you're
gonna put the ultimatum on him.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I like it, but you give him a little time
to figure out what his answer is. Instead of him
reacting to what you're wanting, he can respond to it.
So say that July first, we're gonna have this talk. Boom,
can't wait to have the talk.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Love you so brave. That's what you did.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
Like your wife would say, hey, July first, let's talk,
and you you successfully.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Avoided Yeah, she said, June first, we need to have
a decision made, and then June first would come and go, well,
what do you know, Well, she said a decision made.
Maybe she would have said, hey, can we talk about
it and make a decision.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
On June first.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
You would have been there to make that decision. Yeah,
And I was really just saving up the money. I
told her it was gonna happen. I said, you shot
out faith in me, and she did. She did, she did,
So that's what I said. You don't have to ultimate
hi him now. Just give him a time when you're
going to give him a ultimatum and let him figure
out what his answer is. Sometimes guys have to be
pressured to make healthy decisions. That's what's up, lunchbox.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Listen, man, I'm gonna tell you what. You just need
to stay relaxed. Let him he has a timetable. Don't
ruin anything you put pressure on him. It ruins the
element of surprise. You gotta be patty.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Two timetables that never had a time table. They literally
didn't have a timetable.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
We would have never done it. They were just like, I'm.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Sorry, listen, you gotta wait for your man to be ready.
Don't force him into something he doesn't want to do.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Shane forcing him, but she can't say I'd like to
have this talk on July.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
First, which didn't Lunchbucks. His wife sort of say like, hey,
should we get married?

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Or how did that go?

Speaker 5 (12:44):
My brother was getting married, he was, you know, about
to go to his wedding. We were on the phone
and she was we were talking about it, and she
was like, I think we should get married. And I
was like really, and she's like yeah. I was like,
all right, So we got married. Oh, she proposed to him.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
She didn't cool.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
She ultimate him, I think we should get married. And
I said, are you serious? And she said yes, and
I said she got down.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Wow, we're on any cried role reversal. But I respect
that about you. Good job.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
You don't have to be the role of the traditional mail.
We're the traditional female. That's okay.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
But all she had to say was it like the words.
And then he's caved and he's like, okay, but he's
telling this her. Wait till your man's ready, he'll.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Know, says not as he does, all right right now,
right now.

Speaker 9 (13:33):
No.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
So then she went and put down an engagement ring,
and then I went for my brother's bachelor party, got it,
met her at the store, gave it to her and
then flew home.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Anyway, good job, less bucks. All right, that's the advice.
If you want to send us an email, you can Morgan,
what is.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
Eddiemail address mail bag at Bobby Bones dot com.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Right, thank you, guys, we got.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Your game.

Speaker 8 (13:54):
Now was found the cloth Bobby's mail bag.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I want to play this for you.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
He learned it played piano on Saddam Husseins piano in
Iraq when they took over the palace.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Like he served.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
He was in Iraq and the Iraq War. It's crazy.
So I want to tell you about the war entreaty.
It's a husband and wife duo, Michael and Tania at
the ACMs. You may have seen them perform this song
here a blank page.

Speaker 9 (14:16):
Y lame.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
One rip of So.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I sat with him for like an hour on the
Bobby Cast and he talked about serving during the Iraq
War and again that's where he learned to play piano.
That's where he wrote his first song, That's where he
got a different job in the military. But this is
the story of him learning to play on Saddam Husseins piano.
And writing his first song for a fallen soldier.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
On the Bobby Bones Show.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
Now the warre Entreaty.

Speaker 10 (14:48):
My first song I ever wrote was in the war
about one of my battle buddies who got killed, and
I wrote it. I taught myself to play the piano
and to make the song.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
And they have a piano there, you know.

Speaker 10 (15:01):
Yeah, this isn't a well known or well publicized fact
about him because it would kind of humanize a little bit,
this tyrant. But he was a prolific pianist. He had
pianos everywhere in Iraq. And we just happened to take
over one of the palaces that had his black upright piano.
Little initials is Car and I'm just singing and learning

(15:24):
how to play that kind of thing. And I do
the song I wrote for this particular soldier's memorial out there,
and it brings so much.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Resolution to the soldiers, you know, like the stuff I
was putting in it.

Speaker 10 (15:36):
You know, I would talk about the things I would
miss and the things I would not miss, you know,
like the smell of his feet. You know, It's just
a little stuff like that, just trying to lighten the moment.
My kernel at the time shout out to P. D. L.
Jones who watched who's very familiar with your show. He
wanted to know if I wrote the song. I said yeah,
and he said, well, you know what, that's what you're

(15:56):
gonna do for the remainder of your time in Iraq.
You're gonna go with me, learn about the falling, and
then you want to write the song and perform it. Wow,
And that became my job from five to the seven
when I would get out the military.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
What was your job before that? Just infantry?

Speaker 10 (16:13):
I was in the infantry, and really it's whatever the
army needs, you know, But my sole focus was protecting logistics,
that kind of thing, and it's always a difficult part
to tap into, you know.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
And I would imagine too with that you talk about,
you know, a curse and also something wonderful is that
you're getting to do this for them, and it's a
wonderful thing, but you're constantly re exposed to the hardest
part of it.

Speaker 10 (16:41):
I didn't know because over ninety percent of the soldiers
I was writing about, I knew, you know, so these
are friends. But when you're so focused on healing and
you're so focused on taking everyone else's mind off of it.
You're not focus on where you're putting your mind at
the moment. And it wasn't until I got out I
realized I had a problem. Fourth of July was always hell.

(17:04):
This is when she first discovered there.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Was a real problem with me.

Speaker 10 (17:08):
I mean, I'm trying to dive under the couches, hiding,
and my children are crying, and I'm yelling commands.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Get down, get down.

Speaker 10 (17:15):
You know, it's stuff that people for years have made
jokes out of shell shot, but until you really go
through it, you don't realize how real it truthfully is.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
To hear that full interview from the War Entreaty, it's fantastic.
Go search for the Bobby cast on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's time for the good news ready. David Corney is
a homeless veteran in Las Vegas and he lives with
his dog, Skunk. And about a month ago, the dog
just disappeared. Someone stole it, couldn't find it. Well. Local
charities say we'll help you track it down. So they
found it in southern California, had a chip on it

(17:56):
at a shelter in southern California, and they did. They
paid for all the travel for the dog to come
back to Vegas, and that's not that's not where it stops.
Though a lot of people in Vegas heard about this story,
they said, hey, we can help this guy out too.
The bassist for Black Sabbath, Geezer Butler, found out that
he had a truck that he was living in but
wasn't working. He said, I'll buy the parts of that truck.
And then at charity said, you know what, We'll get

(18:18):
a mechanic to fix the truck. And so all these
people got his truck running, He has his dog back.
People have bought him food, money, and I mean, Vegas
is just coming to support this guy. That's the opposite
of a country song. Guy got his dog back and
his truck running like he didn't lose, truck, didn't break.
Who tells a homeless guy's dog? Yeah, I don't know.
Like how low do you go? Like that's full on limbo?

(18:39):
How can you go?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Isn't that crazy that the dog made it all the
way to southern California? For me, I wonder what happened there,
because the dog didn't just run to Southern California. But
good for everybody for stepping up because this guy obviously
needs some help to get back on his feet, but
most imployee got his dog back.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I'm telling you, hey, how about the basis for Black Sabbath?
How about his name being Geezer? That's awesome. That's a
great story. That is what it's all about. That was
telling me something good. It's time to name the employee
of the month for last month. It's always a big deal.

Speaker 9 (19:08):
Who is the.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Employee the month? Last month? I think that was me? Yeah,
how was your time? Is employee the month?

Speaker 9 (19:14):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Unbelievable? Man Like, it's got so much respect around the building.
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
So if you win Employee the Month, you get dropped
and you can spend the wheel and cash. You can
do some self promotion on the air, or you can
block someone from three months of employee.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
That's mean. So what we're gonna do here is only
three of you, but three in the finals get to
read your speech.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
So when I say your name, that means you're one
of the finalists. Why are Amy and Lunchbox? We know
we've had solid months. The other ones are like, dang,
I sucked this month.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Amy, do you feel like you're gonna win? This month.
You're about to say something you went, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I thought everybody's going to join in and clap, but.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Nobody's just lunchbox you. Okay. The first finalist for Employ
the Month is Eddie.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh Eddie, you got vulnerable and you admitted you snoop
through your wife's phone.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
You gave us a reason to you know, get doctor
Lorie on. He's one of our favorite guests. Come on,
we found out you just had a bunch of crap.
Wasn't worth anything. No parenting Sunday even big on talking
about that.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
The theory of how your neighbor's house may have squatters,
which is there an update on the kind of Okay,
i'll bring that to you later. Oh we want for
next month. And then your son and the driving exam
and how you were the proctor. A lot of good bits.
So you were in the finals. Can I hear your
speech where if you were to win Employ the Month
to go ahead?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Of course, even though I've been on my digital detox,
the digital content I do for the show still rocks.
I brought in my antique bottles and coins to see
if I needed to find a buyer, but Doctor Lourie
said they weren't worth enough for me to retire. Lunchbox
tried a few spill the tea's but they were lame.
And Bobby and I we bet on music games. I
won one of those bets my money. I don't know him,

(21:00):
and I'll probably get Employe of the Month because this
poem is waiting.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
No, this is.

Speaker 9 (21:06):
I tried.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Oh boy.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
The next finalist for Employee of the Month is well,
let me tell you what he did this month.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Okay, all right, let's go.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
He crashed in Nicole Kidman his movie set multiple times.
He brought us one of the most cringiest pieces of
audio ever recorded, and that could have been like four
different bits.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
He spilled the tea on Morgan and her bad driving.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
He got vulnerable and sharing the really creepy Facebook friend
request he sent a teenage girl.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
He also admitted to the fat after he walked out
of the store with a pair of pants.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
He brought in his new business ideas.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
He had one of the better print calls where he
called a listener's mom tell hers she'd want a hot
mom contest.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Remember that one. It was pretty good. A finalist is lunchbox?
Wow your speeches? If you won?

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Who should win Employee of the month? Should we give
it to Eddie because all he does is lie? Or
is it because of those bushy caterbillaries above each eye?

Speaker 9 (21:58):
Enough?

Speaker 5 (21:58):
With Amy being an emotional wreck, shouldn't she just be
happy with that child support check? Morgan has struck out
with all types of men. When it comes to Employee
of the month, Morgan loses again.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
It would make.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Abby's day, but honestly, most of America wishes she would
just go away?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Is that the end? And everybody boom?

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Okay, hey here you guys up here on on top
employee of the month, let's spind that will.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
And our final finalist for Employee of the month? Gosh,
our final finalist is Amy. But by the way, you
guys had both had poems. Is that a rule he
had right a home?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Or do you know I've just never done that.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
I know he just copied my style from the last
few months. He's like, let me jump on that bandwagon
and see if I.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Can give me. Honest I think I was the first
one that yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
So with Amy, we solved one of America's greats mysteries.
We found out why her water bill was so high. Yes,
that was a big bit. She got in trouble from
her old sorority because she reported false information on the show.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
It was a good bit when it was false. It
was a good bit when we found out it was false.
Two good bits. It was the blackouter backout story. Yeah. Yeah,
we bring America. She shared an updown and divorce.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
She told a story about how she broke the generosity
chain of the Starbucks, a couple animal stories. She had
a story about how her friend might be getting cap
fished on a dating app.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Hey friend, here she is. She is with her speech
fifteen seconds.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
Amy go oh, well, with everything Bobby just mentioned, I
would like to quote him correctly. He did call it
the greatest mystery of American history. And it was early
in May that my six hundred dollars water bill's mystery
was solved. And the video of me telling the story
has more views than anything else posted on the Bobby
Bone Show Instagram with.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
One point three million views.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Wow, fact check, because sometimes her fact check ain't good
for Amy.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Yes, all of the water stories, anything regarding her whole
water thing, Yes, they have gone viral.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Did you say it was the most viewed ever Instagram.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
No, it's the most viewed for this month, like the
month of May. I have the most viewed Instagram reels
of anything post love the data, that's what I was
focusing on and my kool Aid hack Morgan informed me
that on TikTok that water.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
It doesn't matter, it just it hit six million.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
That's wow. Six million. Yeah, people with water.

Speaker 9 (24:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
That's crazy. I had no idea I made those videos.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
All right, Well, you three are in the finals for
Employee the Month. The winner for Employee of the Month is.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
The winner is Amy. Everybody, congratulations. How do you feel, ay?
Employ I can't believe you got that many that many views?

Speaker 6 (24:38):
Me neither.

Speaker 8 (24:39):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I was shocked, Like I got bored halfway to the story, right,
that was awesome. Okay, So for winning Employee of the month,
you get to choose.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
You got bored halfway to this?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, I'm bored, and you gave her employee the month
for it. Now that's just me. Look another thing. Yeah,
there's like two days you went on two things.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Honestly, I don't If I hadn't gotten it, I'd still
be about the views because I've.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Never Yes, I agree, I'm paying out the view. I
shouldn't have been bored. Apparently it's riveting content. That's awesome. Okay,
your employee the month.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
What do I get to do?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Well? I don't know someone's hating on you over there,
so oh, I trust me.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
I heard his point.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Think about that.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
So you can spind the wheel of cash, but you
can went up to three hundred dollars. You can do
self promotion what you've done before, yeah, or you can
block someone from contention for three months, which to do it.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
I do not want to block somebody that doesn't feel
good to me. So you're right, I've done self promotion before.
So let's apparently, according to Lunch, I need the money,
so let's go.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
I was of all the shots I took in the poem,
that was the dirtiest shot.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I don't think it was true. What was you wann
to her? I said, true?

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Should we give it to Eddie because all he does
is lit douse those bushy caterpillars above each other.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I didn't say Eddie Amy being an emotional wreck. Shouldn't
she be happy with that child support show? And I
don't think that's the true I think he is, like
for a rhyme, that's not she should be happy with it,
Like is that that you don't know if she's even
getting a child supports check not my business, but you
just made a business of everybody, which okay.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Also one of the things that happened this is.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Not my business. After you said yes, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (26:15):
One of the things that you said happened this month
was like sharing that, Yeah, we've handled our divorce in
a way that lawyers have not seen before.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
So you have no idea we're doing it. I don't
have a tip.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
It was a lot more entertaining than that.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
How's lunchbox steff do on the web? On the you know,
social media, TikTok, Instagram, I.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
Mean, it's okay, it doesn't do as well as Amy's.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Honestly, I disagree. If you go listen to the best bits,
I mean, all my bids are right there in the
that's just us picking. Probably no, that's going off interaction
on the social media, according to Morgan, but it is
going off of that.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
But you've also never been number one. You complain about
that a lot, and Amy has been.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
I can believe you have so many views. That's great. Okay,
you want the money, Yes, it's spen the wheel. Here
we go, let's spin big money, big money. Oh it was?
It rolled to the one hundred and got all it
almost slipped.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
That was so great?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Anything went back to one?

Speaker 6 (27:13):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Sorry, I wow.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I already feel as though I won the hundred. That's
so close.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
But you did it.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
That thing went almost over to one hundred even, and
you guys were like wow, And I'm like, no, I
would have push.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
The wheel over.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Where does the money come from?

Speaker 9 (27:28):
Me?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
My pocket? Anything? Most? I think most prices come from
you know what they always say, wheel doesn't lie? And
who says that? And what's oh?

Speaker 4 (27:35):
So oh, I don't need to spend three times?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
That means that you really?

Speaker 4 (27:38):
I don't know why I thought that.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I think I got to spend three times.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Why though, because you want a bunch on the first
one and we gave you O you want medal on
the first.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Because I was almost one hundred, I get to go again.
That was That's the closest it's ever been.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
What you can do, I'm gonna allow you to go
over to Bobby Bones dot com and check out Access
Day where Access Day. All you gotta do is go
over there and you can win a trip to come
hang out with our show, Airfair, hotel, studio, tour, lunch
with some of us. To enter and get official worlds,
go to Bobbybones dot com today, Amy, you won one dollar.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
You're a winner. Amy, You're a winner.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Honestly, I really do.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
It was so close to the excitement I got from it,
almost being right there on one hundred.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
It feels like I did win it.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
So good for you. Didn't feel like that to me.
I'm happy about that. It works.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
About one third adults say doing math gives them anxiety.
Who on the show didn't know their multiplication tables?

Speaker 6 (28:25):
Me?

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Both of you.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Well, I mean I feel like I.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Can do nines because of my fingers, you know, like
you do like nine times two, and then you do
they're go eighteen nine times seven seven the seventh finger.
That's sixty three. I don't know what I've never seen.
It's amazing. Yeah, yeah, okay, well you seven times three
not only nines? And then hold on, let me go
to edit here. What's seven times four? I don't know
twenty eight? Good? I just get learned. You to your fingers, No,

(28:51):
that's only with nines. That's only not eight times six. No,
forty forty eight. That's right, though, you're nailing them.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Okay, I'm just I'm picturing it in my head, but
I really don't know these things. Amy five times six.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Thirty Okay, you guys are perfect slow, you're a little slower.
You're getting it. Let's go three times eight, eddie, twos eight,
twenty one, twenty four. Dang, dang, dang. I would have
used my fingers on that one. But that's not a nine. No, no, no,
just like counting them eight one, you know what I mean? Sixteen? Yeah, Amy,

(29:29):
four times.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Six, four times six is well twenty four.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah, okay, I have that one. Yeah, you guys, okay,
we're so slow.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
To probably just self doubt. No, just say that because
it means we know it.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Did you answer those real quick?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I think just had a memory and I'm not figuring
it out. I think I just memorized the whole table, right,
I didn't do that more than anything. No, no, no,
no again, my brain's not processing anything. It's just I
think it's just a memory of the multiplication tables. I
don't do my fingers.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Do you gotta try that nine trick. It's awesome. I
don't even know that.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I still don't understand it. Yeah, anyway, math gives adults anxiety.
Who gets anxiety from math?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Amy? I is it because the kids do math?

Speaker 6 (30:09):
I mean yeah, I just am like, I don't really
know how to help you, Eddie googling.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
I hate math. I mean even tips. I can't calculate
the tips, oh, twenty percent, but you can because it's
just ten percent times too. Do whenever they bring the
receipt and they have the percentages on there already, I'm like,
thank goodness.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
But let's say the bill is seventy one dollars. What's
ten percent of seventy one dollars?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Seventeen? Oh no, seven dollars. I would have tipped seventeen,
and my wife would be like, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
But seven dollars and ten cents? Times too would be twenty,
So that's fourteen dollars and twenty cents. You'd have been
right anyway. Basically you'd been a little generous. You're giving
me anxiety.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Okay, So moving on. We had Christy in North Carolina
on the phone right now. Hey, Christy, what's going on?

Speaker 11 (30:47):
Good morning, studio morning, I was realizing I hadn't heard
an update on Scuba. Steve's this such to me and
whether or not his wife decided to stay home or
go back to work.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Well, Scoob, Steve is back at work today after.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Second which, by the way, Scuba, congratulations.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Let me say that from me to you. You went
through with it.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
You did what you're supposed to do. You're being responsible. Secondly,
Scooba said, I should be fine.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I'm gonna go. We had a three day weekend Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
I back Tuesday. I got an email early Tuesday mornings.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Scooba's like, I can't come in so Wednesday, say Scuba,
so you're back today?

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Was it more painful than you thought? It would be?

Speaker 8 (31:29):
Way more painful than I thought it would be. And
I was the first nervous about the anticipation. That's how
I am with anything in life. And then once you
get into it, I'm like, oh, I'll be fine. It's
a pain I've never experienced in my entire life. So
tell everybody why you wouldn't got a prosecton me. So
I got it because we have three kids, and my
wife said she can't have it any more children and
she mentally and physically can't handle it.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
So you guys talked about it, you decided you would
go do it. Yes, so we do. We go there.
We're in the waiting room where she was with you.
She's with me.

Speaker 8 (31:57):
Yes, I make her. She's coming. Oh okay, she made
me do this. She's coming with me. So we get there.
I get in the room, I'm sitting down. They get
me all set up. They tell me to disrobe, take
my clothes off, completely naked, just the bottom half. Yeah, yeah,
yeh yeah, yeah totally. And then the girl walks out
of the room puts on some music and I'm I'm
thinking they're messing with me because the first song that

(32:18):
comes on is this.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
First of all, is that true? Do you promise? I swear?
And then he goes, I'm dead serious. And then the
next song is this one right here.

Speaker 9 (32:29):
Shoot.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I say, shoot, wow, that's a screwing with you where
it's the worst look of music ever played randomly getting
of a sectomy. He comes in. I'm hitting the gas
and I'm like, is this like all set up?

Speaker 8 (32:42):
He's like, no, dude, But I guess I should do
a playlist about this kind of stuff, and I'm like
and I'm like, now I'm freaked out because I already
was nervous, and I'm like, I want to get.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
The hell out of here. A sign to you? I
thought it was a sign.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
And then we're talking and he's like, usually we allow guests,
and I mean, do you have something with you? I'm like, yes,
I want my wife here, please. I witnessed the birth
of three children. I want her to.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Witness the anti birth. So she comes in.

Speaker 8 (33:05):
She comes in great support system. I needed it because
I was freaking out. And she watches the whole procedure
and as like afterwards kind of tells you what they do.
I don't want to get into it because it's very graphic,
but it's pretty impressive and pretty unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
And once she explained to what he did, now I
know why I'm in so much pain.

Speaker 12 (33:23):
What did you do?

Speaker 9 (33:23):
So?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Are you totally gassed up? Like like like laughing gas.

Speaker 8 (33:28):
Yeah, he gave me the laughing gas. And I asked him,
like what do I do? And he goes, you just
keep hitting it until you can't hit it anymore. And
I think I hit it too much because I started
turning green and feel like I was gonna throw up.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, that happens to me sometimes too. It's just just nerves,
you know.

Speaker 8 (33:40):
And then and it was there to alleviate the pain,
but man, I felt, I felt the tugging, I felt everything.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh I want to hear any more of that part. Yeah,
so you go home, When does it set in as like, oh,
I'm in such pain? Or do you get like a
much of pain medicine?

Speaker 8 (33:52):
Then he'd be pain meds. But I'm allergic to pain meds,
so I don't. I don't take the full pill. I
take just half of a pill to kind of alleviate
a little bit of the stress more than any thing.
But I feel the pain the whole time at home,
And I've got three kids I want to be picked
up and hung out with, and I can't pick them
up because I can't pick things over five pounds. Do
you just stay in bed for a couple of days.
I stay on the couch because I want to be
around the family.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
That's just how I am. I don't want to be
upstairs isolated, so I stay around the family. I ice myself.
I'm sitting on ice right now as we speak. Still,
it's been a week. It's been a week and I'm
still sitting on ice. He's got il pain. I have
ice panties on. Yes, I don't know what that is. Oh,
it's like underwear with ice, like an ice hole that
you put ice in it.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
So I have two underwears, so you freeze the whole
underwear and then it just gets warmer as you wear it.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
And then they turned into edibles.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
No, so I'm wearing one pair of underwear and then
ice in between it and another pair of bunder a
holding ice together, and then I sit on ice as well.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
With it's still that bad. And I don't know why
that common? Did you google?

Speaker 8 (34:47):
So they say that it goes away in a couple
of days, and if you still feel it a week
or so after, then you need to go.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
See the doctor because there could be a problem. Did
he cut the wrong part. We'll find out in two
months if he cut the right stuff.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Do not google image of pect me not.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
There's no reason I wonder. So rate your experience rated?
How like? I don't know it's a Google rating.

Speaker 8 (35:09):
It's like a yop. He did a great job, he
did everything he was supposed to do. But you still
are going to feel pain about what anyone tells you.
It's painful. My pain is at a seven and a half.
A week later, I.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Feel like your voice is higher. Oh wow, I didn't
realize that.

Speaker 12 (35:23):
I look at that.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
I do.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
I feel like you've lost some of like your baritone,
like your low part of your voice.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I have just to compare scuba. Would you count to
five for me right now?

Speaker 12 (35:33):
One?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Two, trying to be deeper, three, four, five? Okay, now
we have scuba. We took a clip from him pre vasectomy.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Here you go.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
My nervous is on a whole another level. I've never
been this Nimbs before. My I'm nervous on a whole
of the level. Go, I'm nervous on a whole another level.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I played a clip. My nervous is on a whole
the level. I've never been this nimbs before my entire life.
Did you lose part of your the audio?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Right?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
No, I'm not done anything. I played again.

Speaker 8 (36:02):
It was weeks later than it was. My nervous is
on a whole another level. I've never been this nimbus before.
Third one to do the next one, I would murder her.

Speaker 9 (36:15):
Murder.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
He's a minute. He was like, oh no, oh no,
I'm proud of you man for going through it.

Speaker 9 (36:23):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Your wife is too. No more kids, Yeah, that's it.
You know you got three. You're good and if you
want to reverse it you can. Yeah. But it's not
successful though, so i'm and Plus it's more pain, so
I can't do more. I'm out. All right. Congratulations, buddy,
thank you? I think is that see? Yeah, we'll see. Yeah.
Here's a voicemail from Jennifer in Texas.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
I'm calling with an unpopular opinion.

Speaker 11 (36:47):
I think Lunchbox is caught.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
He's alpha.

Speaker 12 (36:50):
He's just a man's man.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Love you, lunch You gotta be torn on that because
she was so weird. But she said it's unpopular, Yeah,
unpopular opinion. You know you're in the majority. You think
it's a popular opinion.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
Yeah, I think you are just mistaken that maybe someone
in your household or your friend doesn't think I'm hot.
But most women think I'm hot, So I don't know
why she thinks it's unpopular opinion.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
You're in the majority, girl, don't worry, don't be ashamed.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
It's actually punched you and then pulled you back up,
so you're back to even like unpopular. But here's a compliment.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Hey, it's rough being hot. It is a right. Next up,
here's James Money Studio. Amy. He hasn't given a report
of the Stevenson Show. Her Son anyway gives an update.
What's up with Stevenson The Stevenson Show? All right, back
to your ready schedule call up in the bar. Yeah, man.

Speaker 9 (37:46):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
He has been working on one. He just because he
has to write it himself. And he keeps telling me
wants to record, and I'm like, well, you got to
write it out. I think I saw something the other
day written down about UFOs.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
That's the show. I want to hear Stevens talking about UFO. Yes,
here's one more Erica from Lake City, Florida.

Speaker 12 (38:03):
I have a morning Corny. It's more for the older folks.
Have you guys heard about new corduroy pillows. They're making
headlines everywhere, that.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Pile of stories.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
Kim Kardashian was on the Jayshetty podcast and I actually
saw a clip of this and I thought, this is
such a good idea.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
She gives her.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Kids the same gift every birthday. She's not being lazy,
She's actually doing something really special what's.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
The gift if it's a Maserati.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
No, she writes them a letter, and it's not like
a short note.

Speaker 13 (38:39):
I mean it's like four or five must get There's
no chance they're only getting a letter.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Of course, but this is their most meaningful, special gift.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
And she recaps the whole year and just write special
things that they did, progress, they made memories to have
and they get to go back and have.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
These and she does it for every single one of
her kids.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I think that's great.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
The story made me think she only got them one
gift and it was the same gift every year, to
prove how normal they are. That's a great idea. But
I'm sure they're also getting a Maserati. Yeah, and I'm
not hating him for that, but there's a little bit
of clickbait there where you're like, she only gets some
one gift, the same gift every year.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Is it a pair of socks? That itself? That was
a great story.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
My wife loves that podcast, the Jay Sheetty podcast, so
she always like, well Ja Shetty said, Hey, I don't
know Ja Shetty.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
I don't care about j Shetty.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Well, dang, you should try to go on j Sheddy.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I don't think I'm famous enough if they have Kim
Kardashian on that. Tanya rad went on, yeah, but practice
she knows him in California.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah. I don't go on Ja Shetty. I go on
Jay version. Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
If any other parents want to adopt this, she also
includes you know, funny little stories and their favorite foods
that year and stuff.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
So I just think it's really special.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Just so people get that joke with Jay Shetty. By
the way, he was a monk, yeah, which is crazy.
Now yeah, he's actually great, but he has real famous
stars on it, and they talk about life and philosophy
and how to be healthier and relationships from anyway, from
what my wife tells me.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
But the joke is that I just made. I don't
get to go on Jay Shetty.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
I go on Jay and I didn't say it, so
beep it even though I'm not gonna say it, Okay, just.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
So people get it. I don't go on Jay Shetty.
I'm so not famous. I only go on Jay Shit.
Beep it cool? All right, cool, So now people get
the joke, all right, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (40:25):
Ah, Senior pranks have been going down. And this school
district in North Carolina is investigating a senior prank that
caused thousands of dollars in damages because they poured cement
into toilets.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Ough like that a good one. That's not a good one.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
Here's the thing, Like, if you're going to do a
senior prank, don't break stuff. Like there was one in
Maryland that I saw where they put the school up
for Salem Zillow.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
That's funny. Nobody got hurt. Boy, the concrete and a toilet.
That's not a good idea. Yeah, that even lunchboxes, that's bad.
It's real bad.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
So but then what happens does every because it goes
down the drain and it's soft, But how far does
it go before it hardens?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
And then what does it break?

Speaker 4 (41:10):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Or does it just stop there is it's so thick
it only stops in that tube. That is a bad idea.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
I don't want to find out the whole.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Class is panalized because of a couple of idiots, because
I'm sure the whole class didn't agree.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
To that one.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
Well yeah, I mean yeah, they also did overturned desks
damage locker rooms.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Okay, Well, you're.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Praying that's somebody who hates a school is using that
as an opportunity to.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
Destroy it, right, that's straight vandalism, and then maintenance crews
and they're having to clean it up and whatnot. Okay,
So Cody Johnson, Uh, he stopped a fight at one
of his shows. We always talk about these because it's
kind of funny to think of artists on stage like
doing their thing and then pausing the whole thing to
call somebody out.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Well, the reason now is because the Travis Scott deal
where everybody was getting run over and people got killed.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Very good.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
That's why people are stopping shows now. They don't even
oh are you guys talking to each other cross or
you're just like having a funny conversation.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Stop the show. Don't stop it now, just to make
sure everybody's good.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
I forgot about that tragedy, so people will stop it
like that.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Here's the clip of been stopping the show.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I will stop this show. Yeah, have your what.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
He it?

Speaker 6 (42:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (42:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
There was a tweet I saw from Zach Bryan where
I guess somebody had grabbed him aggressively while he was
on stage from like the front row or something, because
I didn't actually see it, but he was talking about, Hey, look,
if I'm close and you like reach up and touch me,
that's fine. If you touch the guitar, listen, I'm close, fine,
but don't grab it and don't grab me aggressively, or
I will get rid of you aggressively from the show.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Oh well, which I thought was super interesting because somebody
grabbed him hard or grabbed his guitar to.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Be like, and also, why would you do You're in
the front row, you just paid a bunch of money
to be at his show or a festival, and you're
gonna do something stupid like that, Like.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
That ain't cool. I think you're just excited. I don't
you don't get that excited. Pol someone, Yeah, here you go.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I don't mind people being respectful and trying to touch
me or the guitar, but if you try to rip
it out of my hands, I promise I'll rip you
out of whatever venue were at respectfully.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Of course weird, all right, what else?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
I Amy? That's my pile.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Bobby at Seton Hall University, a dog got a diploma
that's a real story. During a graduation ceremony at Seedon Hall,
a very special graduate named Justin walked across the stage
on four legs and got an honorary diploma. Justin's service dog,
who assisted Grace Maryanni during the school year she worked

(43:36):
toward her degree. Grace earned her diploma, and Justin made
such an impact that they wanted to honor him as well.
So during the ceremony, Justin grabbed his diploma with his mouth.
That's all all the crudchured and celebrated him as well
as Grace. That's pretty funny. I would just be afraid
of the dog with like Peter poop on stage. Hey,
they couldn't throw the dog the diploma like all right,
go get it, like fetch it?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Or do they put a treat in the diploma?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Ooh smart, he's got kind of but also hilarious that
the dog was dressed in a gown and went up
and got a diploma.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
But Lunchbox walked to stage too. Yeah. I did walk
to stage and I hugged the president of the university.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
He stuck his hand out to shake it, and I
gave a big old hug and walked.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Off and that was it When you open the diplomba
what was it? It's just empty. Yeah, it just has
my name like you had. And you're short. How many hours?
Three hours? One class?

Speaker 6 (44:24):
One?

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Yeah, one class, three hours? I mean, I don't know
why they call it three hours just one credit?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Three hours to complete the credit.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Yeah, I know, but I wonder why that too. I
don't know why it makes no free hours.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Isn't it three hours a week?

Speaker 6 (44:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
You know, I got a three hour class. I don't
know who cares, right, but yeah, it'd be it really good.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Tell me something good if you just finished those three hours,
like a lot of our listeners who are just looking
for that kicking, Come on, do you do it?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Man?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
We believe him?

Speaker 6 (44:49):
No, I feel like I think we've talked about if
he goes and does it when he's eighty and make
the news.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
You know that's true too. Eighty year old gets a trauma. Yeah,
it's not bad. I think you make the news now, like, okay,
let's say I do it right?

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Well, we were raised and go fundme for people to
donate to my like graduation party?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Why why do we do why.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
I'm just saying, like, I mean, we gotta have some
kind of incentive and then like I'll throw a graduation part.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
But what's the maximum on that one hundred thousand?

Speaker 6 (45:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Wow, I mean that's a party you're getting paid to graduate? Then?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Anyway, Shout out to the service dog. Shout out to
all service dogs out there. You guys are making a
big difference. I do a lot of work a service
dogs for our military members. They do make a massive difference.
That is what it's all about.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
That was telling me something good.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Hey, today is Access Day, So for today only, you
could get a trip to Nashville to hang out with
us Airfair Hotel, studio tour.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
You go to lunch with some of us who knew.
I don't know who's going to lunch. Lunch for lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah, lunch for lunchbox, which is that should always be
the thing, Lunch with lunchbox. To enter and get official rules,
just go over to Bobbybones dot com today. You'll see
it up there Bobbybones dot com. It's Access Day. It's
also Thursday, so we do the investigative Morning Corny where
we figured it out with ninety seconds. Come on to
get as many ride as we possibly can. The timer
doesn't start though till amy finish as a joke. Ready, guys,

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read ninety seconds.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
The morning corny, Why don't fish play tennis?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Scared? Nailed it?

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Why did the deer go to the dentist?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Teeth bucks? Let's go.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
What do you call a cold blue jay?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Freezing cold blue? Blue blue blue blue blue, blue bird blue.
It's gotta be blue, right, blue bluejay like blue? What
is it against it again?

Speaker 7 (46:41):
What do you call a cold blue jay?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
A cold blue?

Speaker 4 (46:47):
A cold cardinal?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Oh, it can be any okay, so it's not blue?

Speaker 4 (46:51):
A cold parrot?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Cold bird?

Speaker 6 (46:59):
Where a spiders seek health advice weapon?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Let's go more?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Okay, hurry. Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Crunch? He was depressed? That is that? It?

Speaker 4 (47:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Okay, he was crushed. He was crushed, His heart was crushed.
His mind was he was depressed? Who he was destated?

Speaker 11 (47:24):
It was?

Speaker 1 (47:24):
It was, it was.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
It was depressing he was it was so it was
so depressing, so depressing, so pressing the championship?

Speaker 12 (47:31):
How much?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Tell me one more?

Speaker 4 (47:34):
What are you calling bear with no teeth?

Speaker 1 (47:36):
What gummy bear? Bear? My gosh?

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Okay What what did one hat say to the other?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Heads up, heads off? Heads sound nice?

Speaker 13 (47:46):
Hat said the record, moell you go on ahead? I
have lots How may do we get a new record?

Speaker 9 (48:00):
No?

Speaker 4 (48:01):
I have tons of jokes, but sometimes it's like, Okay,
they're on a roll. I wanted to be.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I'll be honest, I'd heard the gummy barre one before
I know if I'm on Jeopardy and I already heard
a question of another trivia game.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
I'm not acting like I don't know it, you know
what I mean? That was amazing new record? Take us
home any all right?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Clear eyes, full hearts kid, that's right. Wow, that's the
greatest run. That's the greatest run we've ever had. Wow,
what a day.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
So the woman who started their nose, she's not going
to jail. Her name is Elizabeth Holmes. She may already
be in prison. Is she in this minimum security prisons?
So she's in eleven years? It's a minimum security prison
that's in Brian College Station down to Texas where Amy
went to school.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
What did she do?

Speaker 8 (48:51):
Amy?

Speaker 1 (48:51):
She went to Texas a and not Amy. Elizabeth Holmes.
She defrauded a bunch of people, like investors. Yeah, like
got bunch of money.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
In every people because she convinced Walgreens and other drug
stores that like she could do a test with the
prick of their finger and people would go in and
they would get it done, and the results they were
sending back to the people were not accurate, and they
thought they had cancer. They didn't have cancer. They I
mean the results they got.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
You never watched it, any of it? Yeah, that's awesome.
Should I watched the show show or the documented the documentary?
Okay first, Okay, wow, I'll do that this week. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
So she's in the same minimum security prison as Jinshaw
from Real Housewives. They're together. I don't know if their roommates,
but they're together. And so Jenshaw's doing six years, Elizabeth
Holmes doing eleven. But she had a baby right in
the last year or.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
So, yeah, the last few months. Like I think she
got pushed back her report date because she was having
a baby.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
So, well, let me think about both sides of this one.
They're softening up her image a lot. You know, she
could have had the baby be like I'm a mom,
let me out early, here's my store.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Or did she just want to make sure she had
kids before she got put in prison for eleven years.

Speaker 6 (49:59):
She did find love again, got married, and then they
had a baby. And then I think the newest baby
is just like delayed the process a little bit. Or
she kept trying to file for appeals and yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I'm trying to say, all let me stay out, let
me stay out.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Finally the judge was like, Okay, time to go.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Her voice isn't deep anymore. You know, a lawyer, lad
does what.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
She changed her voice because she wanted to be seen
as more dominant. But eleven years in a minimal security present,
I just wonder if I'd like to be in a
minimal security prison for like a week.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
It just seems fun. There's some parts of it. This
seemed fun.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
When the guy called us about the Christly the what's
his name, Todd Christly and Todd He's like, I used
to work there. It's an amazing place. It's dorms, it's food,
it's hanging out.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
It does sound fun. It doesn't sound like anyone's gonna
kill you because they're not murderers, right, They're all just
a little you know, like shady. You don't have to
watch your back.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
The Todd Christly story said Todd Christly's plush Florida prison
like a country club with racketball outdoor track and.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Movies, waw movies. That's see, why would you not want
to do that for a week?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
That to me sounds like as long as a WiFi
is good, that's that's the perfect vacation for me.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Is a minimum security.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Prison, a little break from life.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
And you know, the all female prison's nicer than they
all male because they're not destroying stuff right, cleaner. Yeah,
even dudes that are a white callar are still going
to pee on the floor. It's like their bathrooms. You're
going on a women's bathroom. Oh, they're amazing, very clean. Yes,
And I wanted to one recently because the guys there
was someoney cleaning the guys. It was in the mall

(51:25):
and so they had two bars up. They're like, sorry clean.
I had to go real bad. So my wife goes
in to run cover. She's like, all right, it's empty,
go ahead, and then she says, I'll stay out here
and watch the.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Order to make sure nobody walks in. I had to
go real bad.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
So I go to the bathroom but come out and
my wife's run to cover. But there's a lady just
in and there waiting for you. Sorry, so that was
a little bit embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
But yeah, I don't know. Looking at the pictures of
this prisondent looks so bad minimum security, Amy. Do you
know where this place is?

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Yes, it's in So there's college station, and there's Brian
College stations where Texas A and M is and then
and Brian. There's Blynn Junior College, which is where I
spent my freshman year.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
And then a lot of people live in Bryan, like
my sister lived in a lion.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Also called Federal Texas Prison Camp. Oh wow, wow, wow.
Did you ever volunteer because they are looking for volunteers
at this prison. I didn't volunteer.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Recruitment system, but inside Influence is now live if you
want to be a volunteer there.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
I bet money too.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
They do have some sort of I bet Blynn maybe
has some sort of program there in case you want
to go into law enforcement.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Let's send her some money, that'd be nice. We can
send her a package. What do we do? How do
we get her money? They have like a venmo into
this place, or do we have to send it a letter?

Speaker 5 (52:30):
I think you have to do it with her number,
her prison number, and it's number two four nine sixty
five one one one.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
But where do we do that?

Speaker 2 (52:38):
All?

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Right?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Here?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Send money? You Wiren't you got money? Graham? Western Union
or United States Postal Service?

Speaker 11 (52:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
What if we just send her like one hundred bucks?
And does it say it comes from the bidown show?

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah? It tells her it cause it do. Mike? Can
I give you my credit card and you send a
hundred bucks? Why not? What do you mean you're not
sending it? It's my kind of car? Do you get
under my name? Like? You're not going to get arrested?

Speaker 11 (53:03):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Mike, think we're doing something illegal here? Michael go on
the dark web, but he won't send money to a prisoner.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
You can send it's all legal, man? Can a maximum
of three hundred dollars?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
All legal? Man cost bust in? Who sent it? I
don't know what I come up to? Microphe? What are
you scared of him? Man? Yeah? Why would you not
want to do that? It just feel weird to me.
I don't want to send money to a prisoner and
be connected to me. Oh the connection? But it would
it be connected? Would be me? Who's sending it as
even weirder.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Are you trying not get flagged?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Are you trying anything? Was sending money? Wiring? Am? I'm good? Hey?
What if the story gets out though that Bobby Bones
is funding Elizabeth Holmes? That's that's legit. No, the story
gets out that I some random person send their money.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
You mean funding. I'm putting money in a commissaries. Yeah,
you're funding, dude. Okay, if any listeners out there want
to help, But is this a bad idea or is
this completely normal for a prisoner?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Let us know.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
You can call us eight seven seven seventy seven? Bobby,
who do best in prison? Of all of us here
on the show? Me, Bobby, why do you guys think
you would do.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Good in prison? I'd start a gang, for sure's already Paddy,
you would. I'd start the Mexican gang. No, there's already that. Well,
then I join it and then go up the rinks.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Okay, Scooga, what are your thoughts? We're gonna let listeners
call into what are your thoughts?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I think we send the money and then we's play
a song. He wants to wrap. That's what it says.
We can send a package.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
No, okay, let me play a song Jaco and homemade.
I may get my credit card out and send Elizabeth
Holmes money. Let's send Ginshaw money to who else is famous?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Can we send money to do.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
That?

Speaker 14 (54:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (54:37):
I think for the first time, there is a perfect
song for radio, a perfect song for radio in the summertime,
a perfect song in radio in the summertime that you'd
never heard before, but that you can sing along too,
kind of after one time.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Do you know what it is?

Speaker 6 (54:49):
I know what you're gonna say, especially now that you
say sing along the Willie Nelson jakeo insh.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
I love it is so good.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
It's so good on the boat again. Lot just can't
wait to get on that boat again, I think. And
it also is pure Jake as well, because not the boat.
Yeah yeah, I mean it's him. Man, It's so I
was nervous. Jake and I are friends.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I was nervous.

Speaker 15 (55:15):
He said it, bro dude, we did this song, and
I'm like, oh, because it's it's just fine line between
being good or being like ooh, swinging a miss.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
But you guys agree, It's like it was a grand
Slam for I can't wait to get on the boat
a game. Yeah, like a little better, so we already
know a classic. Can he come in and play that?
I mean, like, dude, that'd be so cool. I always

(55:51):
have a weird thing with asking my friends to come
up and do stuff. Maybe I can DM him, like
as a fan. Hey, hey Jake, big fan here.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Yeah, but I mean also at the same I'm.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Here's an album coming out. I think probably that can
thing come up and do your new album some of
your stuff? Yeah, but that's a good one. On Hey,
how does that licensing work? Like does he have to
pay Willy for that?

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Or cong writers? For sure? Okay, Like whoever wrote that?

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I'm assuming this whomever wrote that song also wrote this song,
so they put some on the list as writers.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Probably I'm not cool. I'm assuming that's the deal. You
have to do that. It's like col Swandell and Heads Carolina. Right.
My assumption is that I looked us up.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Is that all the people who wrote that Jody Messina
song are also on as writers for that?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Or do you risk it? Not tell anyone and hopefully
that one I think a big old fat subpoena or
a lawyer or something shows up.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Take your money. I did the Grand ol Opry last night,
which is awesome. I went out and did some I'm
always a little nervous to do new jokes at the
Grand Ole Opry because only have twelve minutes. Everybody gets
like a twelve minute set, but I want to did
some new stuff. It was had a really good set
last night. It was late though, when they put me
on after eight. I'm dragging a whenever I get home,

(57:00):
then start working on the show. They come up, but
had a really good set. Saw Maddie and Tate there
last night. Talked to them for a little bit. Saw
Corey Kent talked to him for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
But it was good.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
And so I'm gonna go back out on the road.
I'm not gonna say much about it yet. We're still
figuring out the cities we're I'm.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
On the road again.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Well, we're only gonna do like eight to ten shows
and then we're gonna record the show and make it
a special. We may record every show, I'm not sure,
but we were going through last night and this is
what I'm doing. I'm not doing a single show on
a day.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
That Arkansas's playing Smart You're always distracted those days anyway,
or I'm just miserable because I just want to watch
the game, or I'm like, please schedule the daytime.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
So I.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Will probably do shows on the days that are playing
their first two games because they'll be day games and
they're like lesser opponents that you beat up.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
I say that, I know, but like last night, they
were like this date Arkansas plays b YU. Nope, not working.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
So we made the whole tour basically around Arkansas Razorback football,
so I don't miss any of the games in the
big games.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
That's smart, but I.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Could We couldn't find a date in a theater and
Fayeville on a Friday of a home game, because the
perfect deal would have been a comedy show Friday night,
just stay in town.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Go to the game on Saturday. That would have been perfect.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah, that had been the best of all the worlds.
We can find a theater day for that, but anyway,
that's what's up.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
What about stadium date, Well they can't because get back
the football game. Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
So other than that, though you said only eight to ten,
I feel like that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Hard money. I'm just gonna do like eight shows.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
I just want to do it enough to because I
got a whole lot of new stuff, and I want
to make sure it's funny, and some of them won't be,
and some of it will be kind of funny that
I need to make funy, and some of it will
be funny.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
So it's just going through and weeding that out. Were
you drinking nice tea on the stage yesterday the last night?
I never put the tea down.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Apparently I didn't even realize I walked on stage with
the tea until I was halfway.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Out there telling jokes.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Wasn't a prop.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
No, I never even addressed the tea.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
And I came off and Morgan Number One's like, oh,
you went out there with tea, And I was like, yeah,
I sure did.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
How about the I was just listen. I was talking
to Eddie.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
And I were signed to a record label as Raging
Idiots for a long time, and I was talking to
the guy that runs our label. Used to run up
what still runs it, but used to label, and it's
like the guy and then they started introing me, and
I was like, oh God, I gotta go, and so
I walked down and I just had the tea in
my hand.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I don't know if anyone's walked down with a drink
at the Opry report. It wasn't a beer. No, it
doesn't matter though. It just looked that first glance, I'm like,
what's he got in his hand? Because it does look
like a little whiskey.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
And then I looked at all the pictures. In every
picture the opera has the best sweet tea, So okay,
they do. You're right, that's it. You can see the
pictures of the t T Gate. Mister Bobby Bones is
my Instagram. I do want to grab a couple of
calls here. First of all, Lisa and Louisiana is on
the phone. We were talking earlier about Elizabeth Holmes, which
Eddie started watching a little bit of that.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
A little bit first, the first part of the documentary.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
And so what's up is she's the one who scammed
all those investors out of a bunch of money. We
have this product and the products and Walgreens and was
it a CBS two? Who knows it was in places
They're like, we'll test your blood. And then so she's
in jail what she should be eleven years? We're like,
can we send her money into her account? Like how
funny would that be? In the like a communication with her.

(01:00:15):
So if callers that want to add to this conversation,
first off, it's Lisa and Louisiana. Lisa, Hello, you're on
the air.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (01:00:24):
Not much? What questions did you have you can call
me about? Okay, Well I was there at Brian for
four and a half years.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Oh, you're in the place, yes, but she's in yes, okay,
see I have questions. Now she was an inmate. I
didn't know that was the case.

Speaker 9 (01:00:42):
Yeah, yes, I was an inmate.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Was it awesome?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:00:47):
No, not by any stretch of the means.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
It looks like a country club.

Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
Yeah, it looks like a country club, but it's run
by guards. It is not a country club.

Speaker 12 (01:01:00):
Promise.

Speaker 9 (01:01:00):
Okay, you have no free time?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Tell me more.

Speaker 9 (01:01:04):
Okay, Well, everybody has to have a job, so your
free time. Everybody gets off work at like three o'clock
in the afternoon. Then you have free time from three
to four, but everybody has to go back to the
dorms and be counted at four. Then that takes like
an hour and then everybody is released too. They release

(01:01:26):
you by dorms to go to the chow hall and
eat supper and then After that, you have to basically
be counted again at ten o'clock at night. So from
that time, from like five point thirty to ten o'clock
at night is your free time. But everybody has to

(01:01:47):
be in the dorms. When I was there, it was
like eight o'clock. I'm not sure what it is now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Do you have Wi Fi? And no, it's especially minimum
wi It sounds like that's why.

Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
But they have let me tell you a minimum security.
It's used to be. I thought camps the people were
allowed to go out into the community and work and
have to come back, you know, But that's not how
it is. You don't never get to leave the campus ever.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
What is your job?

Speaker 9 (01:02:20):
I worked at facilities and that was the best place
to work it. For one, they had sonic ice and
they had an ice machine that had sonic ice and
it was just wonderful. That was the only place on
campus that you could get sonic ice. But they have
all different They have the warehouse, they have laundry, but

(01:02:41):
everybody has to start in the kitchen. So what's the
worst job?

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Then what's the big get if you get put into
this versus maximum security?

Speaker 9 (01:02:54):
I think it's even more secure with maximum security, like
you don't get as much free time you're not and
no extra I don't know. I've never been to maximum security,
so I'm not sure. But like in the dorms, they
have TV's that are set up. It's like a big
common area and you can you have earphones that you

(01:03:15):
can plug into your little MP three player and tune
it to the TV station that's on, and then that's
how you hear it. There's it's not just playing for
everybody to hear.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Were you able you have to buy all that stuff? Yeah,
that's why I want to send her money. Were you
a white collar coming on?

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:03:31):
Well no, mine was considered drugs, but to me it
was considered kind of white collar. I called them before
I was a pharmacist and I got caught up in
a piell meal conspiracy type deal, and they said that
I should have known that the prescriptions I was filling

(01:03:52):
were getting sold on the street and it was my
responsibility not to fill those prescriptions or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
I remember being irritated that they put that on you
the last time that you called. Yeah, did you make
a whole lot of money from that?

Speaker 9 (01:04:07):
I didn't make any money from that. All I made
was my salary. I wasn't getting any kickbacks. I wouldn't
people pay me to feel their prescriptions.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Are you just escapegoat here for somebody?

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Then? Who is got to put somebody in jail because
they're making a statement against the Oh my god, now
I'm irritated.

Speaker 9 (01:04:23):
Absolutely absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I remember being irritated by this the first time. Yeah,
I hate that for you.

Speaker 9 (01:04:30):
Well, is everything in prison because money means nothing. Everything
is run through commissary. I mean like if you want
to make a deal, you want somebody to do your
hair or whatever. I mean, whatever you want, it's all
through commissary. I mean people buy stuff and give it

(01:04:50):
to you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
What's the hottest item, Like what's worth the most that
you would want to buy and train?

Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
Well, I've heard now that they are selling tablets that
I guess you can play games on, listen to books
on things like that. And it was like three hundred
dollars that's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
It feels like Dave and Busters where you got to
earn a whole lot took. It's like I've spent a
whole lot of money to get like a little something
Like It's like that type of situation where I'm just
irritated again for her because I remember this last time
where I was like, how much money did you make?
And you're like none?

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
And I'm like, why would somebody be involved in this
if they weren't making if they knew it and they
weren't making extra money, and she wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
That's crazy, say, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Four years you spent four years in jail of your
life for this.

Speaker 9 (01:05:36):
I did. I did well.

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
And not only that, I assume you're still paying for
it in a way because you were a pharmacist before,
and I assume you can't have that career now.

Speaker 9 (01:05:46):
They said that I can apply to have my license
reinstated after I have been off probation for five years,
which is in twenty twenty five, so I can go
back to Texas and I can ask to have my
license fe and stated, I don't know what the I
don't know exactly what I will need to do go

(01:06:08):
before the Board of Pharmacy, but you know, I'm not
real sure. I hadn't looked into it yet.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
That's a bullcrap, man, that's some bull crap. If that's
if all that we're hearing is true, that's some bull craf.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Okay, look a final question for you, and we appreciate
always how candid you are when you call the show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
I just should we send Elizabeth Holmes money for a.

Speaker 9 (01:06:28):
Commissary if she has no one to support her, to
put money on her books. It's not a bad idea.
I mean, you have to have money in prison to
buy what you need. You have to buy everything, shampoo, toothpaste.
They allow you to buy extra clothes, like they call

(01:06:51):
it your grays. You know it's the gray T shirt,
gray shorts. You have to buy socks, you have to
buy tennis shoes, you have to buy your little MP
three player. You have to buy everything. And they used
to have microwaves, but they were in the process of
taking those microwaves out, so now I don't know if
they have them or not.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Well, we appreciate the call, and I think I'm feeling
pretty good about helping her out.

Speaker 8 (01:07:15):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 9 (01:07:17):
Mean, you know, it's always good because there are people,
you know, in prison that don't have anybody to support them.
And those people, you know, the women are uh nice
and feel for those people because they have nothing, They
have nobody to they have no way of buying stuff,
and so people will buy stuff and give it to them,

(01:07:39):
and which is totally against the rules. If they find out,
you know, they'll they'll get you for it. But it's
done all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
So this is what we'll do. Whatever I send to
Elizabeth Holmes, I will match it with a random person
in there. Yes, I know what they did. I'm will
match it like that. All right, at least I have
a great day. Thank you for calling you. Alright, time
for the news. Let's get Bobby.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Which news outlets do Americans trust the most? Think about it, though,
Oh think about your answers here. I just want you
to blurt one out because and then go, oh, yeah,
I should.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Have thought that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Which news outlets to Americans trust the most? Lunchbox TMZ.
That's a pretty funny answer, because they're right every time
they are. They're right alive, and it's you don't really
people don't really fight about that. That's not divisive, amy, dang.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
I get all my news from most on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Eddie, I don't know ABC. I have no idea survey
fines and you're gonna go like, oh, yeah, duh. The
Weather Channel is trusted the most. Next on the trust,
let's it's PBS publicly funded not. They don't care about
ratings because they're publicly funded. They just need the money
to stay on. And the Wall Street Journal, the news

(01:09:01):
channels and newspapers that are distrusted are the ones that
have a biased opinion, and it's just because they want ratings.
CNN and Fox News they want ratings. They care more
about ratings than being right. They care more about getting
people doing sensational news than they do about a sensational
opinion for news than they do about actually being right,

(01:09:23):
because don't think the news is like a public service.
They need higher ratings. Hire the rating, the more money
they make. So both I mean all of them, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC.
Are there any other CNBC?

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
That's kind of just money though, So I've watched that
a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
They are all biased, They are all trying to get ratings,
and they all use their different strategies to get ratings.

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
I wonder if sometimes some of them get like cut
to commercial or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Yes, and they have friends that work at them and
they're like I hate it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
Right, or like they don't even believe what's coming out
of their own mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Yes, and they're like I hate it. I know someone
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Yes, I have for sure friends that do that, and
they hate it because they know that the networks they
work out are so biased. Anyway, moving on couples who
argue maybe making themselves sick. Arguments filled with sarcasm, put downs,
and nastiness can weaken your immune system over time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
This ends up making men and women more likely to
get sick. Is that all? You're sick so much? Lunch
Fox arguing, how's home? Oh, home is great? Yeah, yeah,
lovely sounds sarcastic. No, it's great. I mean we don't
really fight that much.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
The Ohio State University Medical Center has that pold. So
the more that you are fighting, the more your immune
system is broken down, the more you get sick. Work
free weekends are important. Experts say, don't work any this weekend. Heymen,
just have fun. As tempted as it is, you just
don't jump back in if you don't have to, cause
you're in a better mood. You work harder, you have
few rakes and pains come Monday, when you're free to

(01:10:52):
do what you want to do on Saturday and Sunday.
That's from the University of Rochester. This weekend, I will
be in Oklahoma City. I'll be going to the College
World Series, the women's College World Series. I'll be there
watching Utah. Brother in law DJ Gasso, I'll be there
watching Oklahoma, his mom, Patty Gasso. I don't think they're
gonna play each other. They might that the first game

(01:11:13):
is tonight for Utah. Please let Utah win tonight. Yeah,
they're playing Washington. Please because it's double elemination. I'll be
there anyway tomorrow. Get to the show tomorrow so I
can't leave. But please let Utah win tonight. Take Washington
stick a boot in their butt. It's the American way.

Speaker 9 (01:11:27):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
What I'm saying was that your prayer sounds like a
prayer good. But I didn't say you're having any father
before it. I'm just talking about I really need Utah
to win tonight. Okay, that'd be great, So don't work
this weekend. I was thinking about too, because if they
war Utah wins tonight and I'm in Oklahoma City tomorrow
night and they're not played, don't play it all tomorrow.
If Utah wins, I was thinking about going to find

(01:11:49):
somewhere in Oklahoma City to do a couple of things.
One I'd like to go and do, wrote whole bunch
of new material. I'd like to just find like a
comedy place. It'll go, Hey, come up, you can do
fifteen twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Just just do a set.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
We won't say anything about it. Can maybe I a
tweet about it. I don't want to be like a
whole show. And then two, anybody fancies there, like have
a golf club that they don't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Let me come play? Ooh, that'd be cool. I know city,
like I want to work and play.

Speaker 9 (01:12:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
No, who's fancy in Oklahoma City? I don't know, dude.
Any of the basketball players? Yeah, okay, Ched Holmgren, Jayla Williams.
But that the season's over, they probably moved. Oh Jalen,
you see he's still there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Surgeon General Warrens about social media, says social media as
a main contributor to depression, anxiety, and other problems. I
think that's why Ed he's happier. He's been on social
media detalks look completely complete detos for a month.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
I'm glowing. You basically look pregnant. You are, Yeah, because
I'm glowing, going yeah, yeah, yeah, gosh, that's amazing. NPR
dot Org.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
A man's accused of robbing a store with a Nintendo
Duck Hunt pistol. Oh no, those things are so orange
and goofy looking. Yeah, there's no chance that that worked.
It looks like a laser gun. North Carolina man was
arrested enough trying to rob business with a gun shape
controller from the eighties Nintendo game Duck Hunt.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
He was arrested a short time later that from Fox Carolina.
I used to cheat. I put this gun on the screen.
You hold on it's just like orange with gray or
gray with orange, depending on which one you got.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I would do that and still miss. It was weird
ducks and I had Track and Field. Oh, Scotty had it.
I never had the power bed. Yeah, Scotty had it.
So I go over and do track and field and
you do your hands, you slap it withsteud of your feet.
I dominate the sprints. Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
All right, that's your nose, Bobby. You'd love to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Kind of work out, folks and working out for lunchbox
right now. Super proud of him. He gets playing the
celebrity softball game. Yeah, big deal, because last year and
I got upset for you. It was it was an
issue behind the scenes where I was upset because what
they told you you were in, they kicked you out.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Yeah, they told me I was in.

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
They needed players, and then like a few days before
they said, oh, by the way, you're relegated to just
being the announcer.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Which again we come on the air and we have
everybody fights with each other. We're like, oh, Foger an idiot,
but still behind the saintes. I was ticked for him,
and I was sending us firing emails off to like executives,
like you can't do this. So this year comes about,
he gets invited to the game. Immediately, Now I said
anything about the announcing, You're just at playing, just playing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Look at this guy climbing. How as I know? Is
it because of your status at top twenty most famous people?

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
Yeah, I think they realized how big of a draw
I was and how many tickets sales. How the ticket
sales are going to increase with me on the lineup
and seeing me in the field.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
I was signing autographs the whole time. They're like, man,
we need to get this guy in the game. So
do you know what position you're gonna play? No, I
have no idea. I haven't done to my coach who's
coaching your team? No idea, Okay, I don't even know
who's playing. So when they're promoting it, are you part
like lunch moll?

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
Yeah, they have like a baseball card of me and
they've been putting it on their socials and people are like.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Oh my gosh, I gotta go see him play.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
I heard a commercial for it. I just wanted to
play it for you here. Oh, this is not actually,
this is just a part of the bit. It's not
me playing the commercial for commercial reasons. Altho, it's for
a charity.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
But here you go.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
Is anybody else planning on being there?

Speaker 16 (01:14:58):
The Folds of Honor, Rock and Jock Celebrity Softball Game
is happening next Monday at First Horizon par Chris Lane's
going to be there, Jelly Roll, Ernest Hardy, so many more.

Speaker 7 (01:15:08):
Your chance to win right now.

Speaker 16 (01:15:10):
Head over to the Big ninety eight dot com click
contest to get signed up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
So in the notes that she was given, Brooke was
given to read, it just said so many more. Huh.
I mean that's a bad radio by her. Didn't Well,
she's just doing with the notes, Yeah, but she should.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Do her research and realize that I'm a big draw
in this station, and if she's going to be promoting it,
she might want to use people to you know, big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Talk twenty in Nashville, still do it? She' twenty five
top twenty five and now yeah, is he ranked higher
than any of the people's that's bet again? Who let's
hear the people?

Speaker 16 (01:15:39):
Is anybody else planning on being there? The Folds of Honor,
Rock and Jock Celebrity Softball Game is happening next Monday
at First Horizon, par Chris Lane's going to be there,
Jelly Roll, Ernest Harty, so many more.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Okay, let's go through those four. Go back with Hardy.
You bigger than him?

Speaker 9 (01:15:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Excuse me? Yeah, you didn't let me finish? No, Hardy? Yeah,
you know Hardy familiar with Yeah, he's been in here,
but I'm trying to think of what he looks like.
He's got long hair, Yeah, you know what he sings?
Oh okay, so you think you're more famous and Hardy?

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Okay, Ernest, Yeah he's been in here too, though. Okay,
are you more famous than him?

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Yeah? And he has some car that he talked about.
I remember, but I don't know what he I mean,
he looks like Ernest right, yeah, what do you mean?
I mean they don't like Ernest p worl from Ernest
the guy that you've just said before him. They both
got party hardy. No, that's two different people. Bro, who
I'm about to google.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Which party has glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
The best? Okay? How about Chris Lane? He ain't even
honorable mention man? And what top twenty five? So you're
more famous jelly roll? Now I had him hired me.
I had jelly Roll like top ten.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Yeah I think, I mean he does have a documentary
on Hulu Bridge, That's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
What I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he he shot up
above me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Some of the other people playing this, tell me if
you're more famous than on your list. Riley Green more famous? Okay,
Mitchell Tenpenny more famous.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
He's growing though he's in the top twenty five. I
believe he's in like twenty four on my list. Shawn
Johnson more famous. Olempig Old medalist. Yeah, she was later
dancing with the Start. No, No, she was more famous
when she was a gymnast. Sean Booth, Oh he's on
the Bachelor to his hands up, like, no, no, he's

(01:17:33):
I'm more famous than him.

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
Back in the day when he was on the Bachelor maybe,
but now he hadn't been around in about thirty years.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
We give you a couple more here. How is that
how long it's been?

Speaker 6 (01:17:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
I mean he was on like season five thirty years.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Chip Eston Charles Eston more famous from Nashville, Nashville Outer
Bang years ago?

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
What Outer Bank?

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Yeah, okay, Cortland Finnigan more famous. Who's there for the Titans?

Speaker 11 (01:17:56):
He played?

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Yeah, he played in the NFL. Let me see there's
anybody else more than number two? Wow, that's not even
that's Oh wait, she's playing too. Yeah. Is this part
of your like comedy bit?

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
I see, But I would like to say that last
year I got to play over lunchbox.

Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
They didn't kick me out?

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
So why does that happened?

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Well, because they were like, we need they needed more females,
because he had to have males and females.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Brian Littrell from Backstreet Boys no idea? Which one?

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
That is?

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
No idea? He's famous.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Well, it looks like you're the most transportation is about
except for jelly roll. Basically jelly roll in lunchbox and
then the rest. That's what the commercial should say.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Yeah, and so much, so many, so many.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Yeah, I mean that, did you google? Yeah? Nothing kind.
He kind of looks like a Wallburg guy, Mark Wahlberg
a little bit, Donni Wahlberg, Donnie Wahlberg. Maybe Mark. I
think he looks more like Mark, right, I don't know.
He looks like a Wallburg to me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
We're doing this thing I want to tell you guys,
because a lot of this stuff, if you can just
go and put your name in there and hopefully win it.
It's called iHeartRadio All iHeartRadio Access Day.

Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
What's cool is one you get a bunch of deals
on cool stuff. But we're also just giving away stuff
so you can get into here's some of the stuff
that I'd like to do. A flyaway to see Beck
in Phoenix on tour, the one who gets to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Pick the tor st up. That's awesome. That would be awesome,
Like for me, this is the one. I'm gonna enter.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
A fly away to Las Vegas to meet Ryan Seacrest
at twenty twenty three I Heart Radio Music Festival.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
You want to do that one? Yeah, although he's really
nice to you, I shouldn't say that I know. And
and anytime I ask him or call him. He's a
super cool We'll call me back, but that would be hilarious.
I'm like, all right, Ryan, here's the winner, man, Bobby.

Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
Unfortunately I asked and we can't enter because I wanted
to enter the George Straight one.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
There's a George Straight one. I don't even see that one.
What do you do with George?

Speaker 16 (01:19:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
I mean it sounds dirty when you say stuff like that.
What Scuba or the local Nashville. Oh, it's the local one. Yeah, Nashville.
There's a local one by think Ed Sheery and George
Straight and somebody else, got it. There is a flyaway
to hang out with Dan Patrick and the dan Eds
in the man Cave, which will be fun. So anyway,
go to iHeartRadio, Access day dot com. The big one

(01:20:11):
for us is to come to this show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
You come and hang out with us on the show
and lunch, well yeah, lunch will be here too, but
also lunch will take you to Lug.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
You and lunchbox go to lunch more than me? No
if it which is you?

Speaker 14 (01:20:24):
We decided that's the bit and we'll record it the
whole time. I didn't agree to that hilarious bit. What
if I pay you to do that now we're talking,
but you can you can enter to win this. You
can be a virtual guest on Amy's Four Things podcast. Again,
you have to pay for this stuff. It's just going
an inner and win. But there also are things too

(01:20:45):
that you can hop in. It's iHeartRadio, Access Day dot Com.
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Let's take a second talk about the Chrislies. They're in jail,
mom and the dad's in jail. We've talked about it
a bit. He was a guest host on our show.
I really enjoyed him while he was here, Todd Christley.
Then all the stories came out about, Okay, did they
steal money? Did they so lunchbox in just a nutshell,
What did they do that put them in jail.

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
They committed bank fraud by by taking loans, hiding money,
not paying taxes, and oh, we're out of money, we
don't have any money. So then they default on those
loans and they could declare bankruptcy. And it was all
a big hide the money over here, hide the money
over there. They were just defrauding people left them right.
So they're in jail for a long time. Mom's up

(01:21:31):
in Kentucky. Dad's in Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Yeah, trying to get down there to see him. Seems
you were. They ain't accepted that invitation though, sadly.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Uh So, there's a story today that's about the guy
that claims he was Todd Christly's gay lover. Now, why
did he come into play in the court case? Though
he's the one that went to the feds, he's the
one that said he's the stitched.

Speaker 5 (01:21:52):
Yeah, because him and Todd had a relationship and then
they I guess ended it or whatever, and Todd threw
him out of the office, and he became spy full
and vengeful and said, all right, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
What is allegedly allegedly right? This is they didn't go
to jail for this part.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
And so he went and told the Feds and he
got immunity and said here's everything.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
And that's how the case started.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
So now the story is, I'm gonna have you explain
this to me. Todd and Julie Christly slam his scorned
gay lover as a liar an explosive appeal and claim
an investigator had a dartboard with their dad's face on it.
As they desperately try to overturn their combined nineteen year
prison sentence.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
So what do you know about this?

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
Their appeal is that this the gay lover, made everything up,
that they lied under oath, and none of it's true.
That he was all very loosely based evidence and he
didn't have like he just made up stuff to make
himself look good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Weren't they both guilty though? Were they did? They both
get the guilty in the same court room, same jos.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
I just and now I fear this is like alf
loosely based evidence. I could go to jail.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
But you don't know. That's lowly based evidence.

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
That's just what That's what they're saying.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
And they're also saying the.

Speaker 5 (01:23:04):
District attorney or whatever, he had a dartboard with his
prisonly face on it, like he was about to get
him the investigator that's what it's called, and out to
get him and was like, I'm gonna nail this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Guy and throw darts at his face. I don't care
about that, because who cares.

Speaker 9 (01:23:17):
They can do that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Yeah, that's nothing. There's nothing at all illegal about putting
someone's face on the dartboard.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
But they also said that they committed uh, like they
would do searches without search warrants. So some of the
evidence that was introduced trouble if true, is inadmissible, and
so they are fighting that saying, hey, they showed up
at this warehouse without a search warrant and they searched
it and got documents.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Again, I don't know anything about it, but if that's
the case, then that part should be looked at again.
But it seems like if it went to trial.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
And everything that was shared made the jerry go, you
go to jail, and no one called that's bull crap
on sharing that during the trial.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
That's why they got new lawyers. They hired big law firm,
and they're going at them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
What are they trying to protect them being innocent or
the image of like Chrisly having a gay level.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
They probably just don't want to be in jail the jail, okay. So,
but because he denies, Todd Christly denies there was ever
any like affair. There was no romance anything, And even
on his old podcast, why.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Would the guy get so I don't use the word
of scorned in my real life, but it's in the story.
But then why would the guy be so scorned and
why would he admit a fake gay relationship?

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
Right could have he was married, had kids, grandkids, so
it could have cost him his marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
And so the guy wasn't welcomely gay either that Why
would he do that?

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Why would he sacrifice his whole life? You could just
say we were friends and I know this stuff and
I want to turn him in.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
This is what I do. Okay, you want to know
if I'm the judge, which that she.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Made me the judge of the world, just call me
occasionally whenever they're a world judge, they call me in
a world judge. We have a we have a problem
we'd like to be to solve without wasting a lot
of taxpayer money. Say cool, what's up? They say, you
have this guy here. He says he was this guy's
gay lover.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
How do we prove it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
I say, roll it in? And they roll in a
curtain like at their doctor's office. And I say, okay,
Todd Crystler, you're in a robe. Stand behind the curtain.
Then I bring in my visual. He's gonna take notes.
I say, visual, go back behind the carton. Todd Crystler's
in a robe. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
They go back to that. I say, Todd, Christy, drop
your robe.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Talk Christy button naked, right, I bring in the quote
gay lover all, right, you stand on this side of
the curtain, describe as wiener?

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
What oh wowowow and describe describe as wiener. Now, if
you can describe as wiener, then I believe you. If
you can't describe as wiener, you're out of jail.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
How descriptive they gotta be pretty descriptive because most of
them looks they're pretty similar ish.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
But I would say, describe as wiener and if he can,
because how would you know that unless you know? I mean,
that's funny and all. But how about like a birthmark,
like that's the thing too, or how about just a
text message?

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
But but that stuff can be made up because someone
could you could put in someone's name, is anything text
from them?

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
But that's been used in certain things too with people.
I think Bill Clinton, you know when that was going
on back in the day, they could describe as wiener.

Speaker 9 (01:26:15):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
There are different instances.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Yeah, you're right, and I released all that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
It's in the like that we watched the one person.
Here's an article.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Annalie Ashford actually drew a wiener during the impeachment scene
of Paula Jones, drawing Bill Clinton's penis. So I guess
Paula Jones drew it in real life and then the
actress had to draw acting.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
So that's a thing that's so embarrassing. I mean, how
if you're all the jury and yeah, have you tough
me not to laugh?

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Not only that, it's the it belongs to the president,
I mean, or Todd Christly.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Yeah, anything about it. That's what I want to know, Like,
show me what's up? All right, Crystal? You naked?

Speaker 9 (01:26:57):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Scorn gay lover, come in and you have thirty seconds
to describe as winner, go and then I have it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
So is the wiinner facing the Uh, it's a visual
person that's doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
I'm not gonna look at it, but it's it's my
visual person that's gonna go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Yeah, that's a check there. Oh yeah, that's yup. They're
on there. Ye see that's what that's it. Note I
will not be your visual person.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
It's like a very normal average one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Then if he said, well, you know, it's very normal
on average, okay, and that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Though, I'm just saying, like what if he ends up?

Speaker 9 (01:27:33):
What if.

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
So okay, that's what I would do. And if he
could do it bam guilty.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
Good, Well, isn't too late to do that?

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Could? They don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Know that they'll allow me to have that job. I've
applied for that Judge of the World job the world.
What do you think, launch box? This is your opinion,
This is not fact, But what is your opinion of
the whole thing? Did they feel like they did it too?

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
I feel like they did it. I feel like there's
just so much evidence. They went through a whole trial.

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
They would have found something to find them innocent or
not guilty, but they got nailed.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Any little thing could cause a mistrial if it's presented
and it's proven to be wrong or a liar purposefully.

Speaker 5 (01:28:15):
And it's not like they got like three years and
two years like they did a little bit. They got
twelve and seven.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
And if you hit me again with the people that
are put in jail all the time, because accidentally for
crimes usually get rich white people, it's people who don't
have the means to afford good attorneys and fancy lawyers
and fancy suits and delay. So you're completely out of touch.
If you say that you know five percent of a conviction. No,

(01:28:40):
it's people who don't have the means to represent themselves.
It ain't rich white people from reality shows. Usually they're
the ones that get off. If they did do it,
it ain't the opposite.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
So that's what's up. I do the winner check. That
seems full proof. I mean, Bobby Bone show up today.
This story comes us from William Grove, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
Hey man walked into the Apple store, was like, man,
I need to get two MacBook Pro laptops and iPhone
fourteen and some accessories. Employee goes and gets it and
before he pays, he just runs out of the store
and he's like, oh man, this is a second story.
I can't make it to the escalator. I see security.
So he tries to lower himself from the second floor
down over the railing. Boom, falls, breaks his pelvis and

(01:29:28):
a tailbone.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Yeah. I guess my favorite part of the story is
when he just asks for accessories. Accessories. That's when they
knew something was up. Yeah, so he's just broken on
the floor.

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
Oh man, he falls and boom, and he tries to
get up and run and then he just lays back down.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
The video is incredible. Why dude, because hey, why don't
you watch people fall and break stuff? I love that.
I don't like that, even if it's a criminal. I
don't like watch people break their bones. I'm showing it
a game and someone to get injured and they'll be like,
look at how his knee goes backward. Let's watch it slower. Now,
let's watch it again.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
And here's a guy speaking Mandarin over it, and you're like, oh,
you got to stop showing that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Oh he landed on his side. He gets something wrong.
Try he gets up here, he goes, he's thinking about it,
he fell back down. You know, had to be like,
dang it on Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Hey, before we go, I didn't want to talk about
something that happened here in the studio yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
I was not here, so I don't know the drama
behind it. But what happened amy between Lunchbox and Morgan.

Speaker 6 (01:30:36):
Oh, well, they had to make a video and it's
something that honestly was thirty seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
That's all they needed.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
It was it one of those d dance videos. It's weird.

Speaker 6 (01:30:46):
No, No, it was something for work they had to make,
so there were certain requirements. But it's like Lunchbocks couldn't
get the website rye Or and then Morgan said, Lunchboks,
please take off your hoodie. We need to look professional,
and then he refused to take off his hoodie, and
they were just bickering at each.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Other, like real fight or like spill the tea fight. Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:31:04):
I think Morgan was definitely annoyed, and then honestly, Lunchbox
seemed annoyed too, like they were both just irritated with
each other.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Yeah. Man, I was shooting the first ten takes and
then I.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
Said, oh, and then Eddie left. Yeah, Steve had to
come in and do it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:20):
And then I was like, hey, guys, you want me
to just hop in the video real quick to kind
of like lighten the low.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
So I pop in and it just lightened the load
of thirty seconds, lighten it up.

Speaker 9 (01:31:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
It seemed like there was tensions, but what happened in
your opinion?

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
I want to talk to them. Yet they'll have different versions.

Speaker 8 (01:31:35):
Yeah, so it's for Access Day today, so that's why
they shot it, and so I even noticed the tension
and more. I think what it was was Lunchbox was
trying to nudge Morgan to like, let's go and put
some energy into it, and they started to make Morgan
kind of perturbed and upset, and then it just became
this like oil and water fire type. Yeah, and then
I saw ams Amy, maybe we come in here and
talk about four things. And then that's what helped save

(01:31:55):
it was Amy, let's go to Morgan.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Morgan, what was a big fight about in the studio?

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
Well, we needed to be profession for the video, and
in true lunchbox form, he was not acting professional.

Speaker 7 (01:32:03):
He was just being annoyed and acting very lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
What was professional? Why did you need to be more
professional than normal?

Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
Because it was for the iHeartRadio official account and he
was sitting there thanking.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
It was for the show account of Bobby Bone Show. Thing.

Speaker 7 (01:32:15):
No, I was like, this is for iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
We just need like we can still have energy, we
can still do that, but we just need to be
a little bit more normal than your typical.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
Lunchbox your thoughts. I disagree one percent.

Speaker 5 (01:32:27):
We are advertising towards our listeners for a chance to
come and be in the studio, the Bobby Bone Show studio.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
So some random person is not going to want.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
To do this, maybe, but I don't know what the
requirements were passed down through iHeartRadio, right, and so it
was a show.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
And it was also promoting Nashville and a bunch of
local deals and Amy's.

Speaker 7 (01:32:45):
It was more than the show. It was like multiple deals.

Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
So do you want to do you want to get
on there and be like, Hi, guys, come be in
the Bobby Bone Show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
You said, don't show any personality. You've got to be
a person say that. They should never say that, I
don't show any personality. That you said, tone it down a.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
Little bit, don't push me, don't be like all you know,
how just sound effects?

Speaker 6 (01:33:12):
Yeah, He's like, I don't I'm making this up because
I can't rember exactly what was.

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
But let's just say he's like, well you get airfare.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Oh no, he said you can eat lunch with us, Yes, exactly.
And that makes people. It makes it fun. And effects
aren't for it's not visual.

Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
But it's the same things if you want to do
the same boring one You've mentioned.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Every TV show that sound effects on the things that
they say, all right, hey, good to see you.

Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
Nice my eyes and then Morgan yeah, brings up the
lunch and one Trucks is like, I'm not paying I
mean just exactly that's that's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
I don't think there's nothing wrong with a little bit
of that, but it's probably not not not right. Well,
Morgan literally said don't do that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
They did not the same jabas team I mean they
like there was like fifteen takes man, so that same
like everything is just going no.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
Because Morgan was like, don't do that. Where's the video?

Speaker 7 (01:34:05):
We sent it to iHeart we finally Scuba.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Did they love it?

Speaker 7 (01:34:09):
Yeah, they loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
Held on Scuba. They were pleased with the video. They
did like it. Yes, okay, but what did they get?

Speaker 7 (01:34:15):
They got the very last take that we did.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Which was still a little bit of lunchbox doing.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Wait stop, you have to stop yelling. This is why
you go last, because you're so much louder than everybody else.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Go ahead. But it was a little more.

Speaker 8 (01:34:26):
Toned down and again Amy saved it by coming in
and kind of being just that warm voice and added
more to it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
And so that was basically a video compromise.

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Also, you want to when she told me I was
going to shoot a video halfway through the show, like
I think she.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
Just wanted to take a hoodie off more a T shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
You didn't it was like a high school football sugar
spring breaks that I got from the difference.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
And the hoodie was the hoodie was nicer than my
t was underneath.

Speaker 7 (01:34:53):
I thought it might be a little bit better.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Anyway, Well, you get like I was right? Are these
stuff bits? No, No, this happens up here. It is
Access Day, So I mean you can win a trip
to Nashville to hang with Oh my god, I don't know.
You want to hang with us? Okay, do you want
sound effects? Eddie? Bobby, don't do it with personality. Morgan
doesn't like that. That's not what I said. They said.
She did not say, don't use personality. You have witnesses
that to say she did.

Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
Not see just keeps taking it very dramatic.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
He does airfair, hotel, studio tour and lunch with some
of us, but lunchbox is not paying. Correct. Now, that's funny,
thank you. I like that part.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
Sound effects. No, we don't need the sound effects in
a video. To enter and get official rules to this,
go to Bobby Bones dot com. It's Access Day.

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
There's a lot of stuff happening all over the country
with our wonderful company iHeartRadio giving you lots of deals,
but Bobby Bones dot com you can get that trip
here with us. That's it. Thank you. We'll see you tomorrow.
We got a big show Lanny Wilson and tomorrow. The
woman who died, right, is gonna be on tomorrow. She died,
she died three times. Oh yeah, if to have met
Jesus and other people. Wow, it's gonna be amazing, is it. Yeah?

(01:35:52):
I want to hear those stories. Okay, we'll do that
tomorrow as well. We'll see you guys. Bye, Bobby Bones
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