(Tues Full) Lunchbox’s Top 10 Cringiest Moments + Can You Spot the Troll by the Instagram Bio? Game + Woman Wakes Up To A ____ In Bed with Her! What was it??

Bobby finally reveals what has made the Top 10 moments where Lunchbox made us all cringe. We play a game where we have to spot the troll based on their Instagram bio. Bobby shares a story about a woman who was shocked to wake up next to something in her bed. We guess what it was.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
HeLa, Welcome to Tuesday's show. More in studio morning, I
saw Gary Allen put a message up on Twitter and
he's like, do not give money to people saying they're me,
because it ain't me asking for money and the only
thing coming from me is a blue check mark. And
there are so many people that are being taken advantage
of because of this, or just being fooled in general

(00:31):
by people trying to scam folks on Instagram or Facebook.
And there was a story that came out an eighty
five year old woman tried to buy a five hundred
dollars gift card from Dollar General, but the manager realized
when she was trying to buy this that she's buying
it because she fell for a phone scam where someone
was trying to get a gift card, which is what
they always try to do. So she was on the
phone during her visit. It was suspicious. There's a bad

(00:54):
guy on the other line. Here's a clip of the
news story from KCCI eight news talking about the clerk
who stopped it and the police officer who called the scammer.
I asked her, you know, is this for somebody on
the phone, and she whispered yes, and I said, do
you know this person? And she said no. She's like,
but I'm not supposed to tell you. Police say the
victim had been on the phone with a scammer for

(01:15):
two hours. He told her she needed to send him
five hundred dollars to collect a two and a half
million dollar pride. So in a lot of ways people
are getting scammed get out of control. And it's you know,
I mentioned the Instagram stuff. It's mostly older or vulnerable people.
So again Cole Swindell made me reach out today. It
maybe co maybe may not be cold. It might be

(01:36):
though I know it might be. But if it's somebody
in that country music world, or even if it's me
because they go someone got some money from a woman
and said they were me, it was not me. But
make sure they have a blue check mark. And if
someone calls you and says we've got your family held hostage,
that they don't just watch me the one time they do.

(01:57):
But good for this manager at that Dollar General, who
sounds young and knows what's going on. It was able
to help her. So glad everybody's here. We have a
great show coming up later. Lunchboxes. Ten Cringiest moments We
may do this inside of two segments, we may do
it inside of one, but we have compiled over the
past few years his cringiest moments. By the way, they

(02:18):
can also be very funny, so it's not a slam
at lunchbox. I think he aims to be cringy sometimes. Man.
I can't even think of ten cringey things I did
ever ever in your whole life. Okay, I do want
to do this first. This is Amy glitching, which, by
the way, I now believe I'd live in a simulation.
You guys are all characters that aren't real, maybe because
here's Amy. At one point she was like, hey, do

(02:39):
you want to talk about the shortest female country artists?
But she couldn't get the words out here you go,
do you care about the list of the shortest female
country artists? Are they current? What? What the hell? So?
I don't know what happened there. Here's the clip by itself. Okay.
The second thing is she was trying talking about this

(03:00):
place in Germany where you go through McDonald's on a boat,
and she was talking about, Hey, I'm trying to say.
She was trying to say, McK boat McDonald's a boat,
m here you go, so you can paddle up on
a dock, place your order, and then it's brought out
to you by the staff. And it's called mcnote mcmunt.
I don't believe she's a real here vote McDonald's nick whatever, mcnote, mcmunk.

(03:26):
What were you trying to say? I think what I
was trying to say was like, it's called mick boat McDonald's,
mc boat, McDonald's mcnote mcmunk. I think. Okay, And here's
another one. This is the last one. This is Amy
doing a tease for the pile about in law red flags,
meaning watch out for these with your in laws in

(03:47):
law red flags. And here's what she says that in
Amy's pile is next. Amy, Well, I have a way
that you can detect Alzheimer's in ADHD earlier, and it's
in the palm of your hand. Okay, I have red
law in flat No, no, no, no, what so redlin flags? Yeah,
you know, I was trying to say red flags. I'm

(04:08):
onto you, guys. I know you're not real. All right now,
I'm starting to see cracks in the system. The matrix
is cracking down. I was seeing it with my own eyes,
all right. It is time to open up the mailbag.
Something we call hello Bobby Bones. So I met this

(04:29):
guy on match and decided to jump right in and
go to dinner. I got dressed out very nice. I
was actually very excited about it until we got to
the restaurant. It was Golden Corral. When he pulled into
the parking lot, I thought it was a joke, but
it wasn't. He really brought me to a Golden Corral
on a first date. Not only that, everybody there knew

(04:50):
his name. They were like, hey, so and so. He
wouldn't stop talking about how he was his favorite restaurant.
I barely ate anything, and when the date was over,
I couldn't wait to get home. If it weren't for
the Awk Hall, I don't know how I would have
gotten through the date at all. Now, this guy keeps
texting me and I won't text him back. For some reason,
He's not getting the hint. So I sent him a
quick texas said I don't like Buffet's. He then wrote

(05:12):
back something nasty, and I'm hoping that's the end of it.
Who brings someone to a buffet on the first date
if they're not eighty years old? Signed Shelley. Well, Shelley,
I can tell you that from reading this email, I
don't really like you that much. Well maybe not all
of her, but I don't like this version or how
she represents herself in this email. Because one, Golden Crow

(05:33):
is awesome too. You say that you didn't eat anything,
maybe if you would have, you would have understood how
good Golden crowl is. And three, the fact that everybody
there liked him shows you he's probably a role likable person.
I think you missed out on a good, solid dude.
And also, I will say this something that I would
do back in my dating days. I wouldn't go somewhere

(05:55):
super fancy on the first date. Sometimes I would go
somewhere like a Golden Corral. That was something we would
normally do later in life anyway, just to test them out.
I don't want to overly impress on date one, and
then if we had a great time, then maybe you
try to overly impress on date two or date three. So, Shelley,
I think you missed out on a good dude. That's
what I think. There's nothing wrong with somebody taking you

(06:17):
to a buffet. I don't care which one it is.
And I looked at her response to him, like she
could have just been like, hey, you know, I'm good
like I don't I'm not gonna date you anymore, but
she had to just be like, I don't like buffets.
Bonanza used to have a heck of oh good steaks too.
You had Bonanza, Oh yeah, of course, down South Texas
Golden Corral, heck of a buffets like Loubies. They had

(06:40):
a kitchen line and they'd have a little buffet, a
little salad buffets. The Loubies too, so they had like
the double. So here's what we're gonna say, don't hate
on a buffet. And I think you missed out on
a good guy, Shelly. So I'm gonna end it there,
and thank you for your email. And I think you
should give buffet's a chance. There you go, Shelly, appreciate that.
And if you want to email us, Morgan, what do
they do mailbag at Bobby Bones dot com. All right,
thank you, we've got your Now was found the clothes

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(07:25):
have Evan on the phone, who is in Arizona. Now,
let me catch the audience up. So ooh, maybe a
week ago or so, a listener named Courtney called and said, Hey,
I'm going on the date with this guy. It's like
our first real date. We're both flying to Nashville to
go to your comedy show. Talking to me and I
was like, that's great because we're flying separately and it's

(07:46):
all separate. But then we're gonna get there and stay
in the same room. And we all had a little talk.
We were like, well that that sounds weird, but good
luck and be safe and let me know if you're
not safe, right everybody, Yeah, yeah, we were like two beds.
So then Amy, while you were gone, we and some
listeners all kind of decided that he's married. That's why
we fit. That's what we just kind of put into

(08:08):
the world after gathering all that information, like why is
he wanted to be separate? Why is he get Yeah,
like why do they only meet up at you know,
other cities? Right, So is there anything I'm missing about
the setup here because I have him on the phone?
Oh no, way, that guy after that guy on the phone. No,
his name is Evan. He's calling from Arizona. Evan. Sure

(08:29):
or false? Your Courtney's date? True? Okay? True or false?
You're married? Oh no? Oh my god? Oh sorry, dude.
What would you like to say, Evan about this? Because
now you've kind of been thrust into the limelight. What's
what's going on in your head when you hear all this?
I thought it was pretty funny, but I heard lunchbox
mentioned you work at the same company, Like, how have

(08:51):
you not met? We employed like fifteen thousand people at
this site. So oh, I've been here for a few years.
But okay, not like it's easy to just run across someone.
So it's a massive company and you guys work at
the same place, but you don't run into each other often.
And have you hung out at all? I'm gonna say
say the story matches. Have you hung out at all? Yes?
We watched like a University of Arizona football game at

(09:13):
a bar somewhere last year. It was the other crappy
team in the pack twelve year okay, And so now
you're going like November, orb, it's a long time. It's
a long time. So now you're going on a date.
You're both coming to Nashville to watch my comedy show,
Why so Long? And why not just go on a
date in town a couple of times before you do this?

(09:35):
So I checked my Hilton Honors that before I got
one here. And as I've stayed in a hotel two
hundred and fifty nights in the past year, so it's true.
I have not been around a lot in the state
of Arizona. So you really are on the road so
much that it's easier for you to meet her on
the road. Yeah, pretty much. And we're also like we've
talked about these calls too and think it's kind of

(09:56):
funny and entertaining for us. But we're like comfortable with
each other enough that we're not worried for each other's safety,
and we're both kind of like easier going people. So
it's a risk to do a quote unquote first date
all the way in a different city but same hotel.
It'll be fun, that's the risk. Yeah, come see you.

(10:19):
I would like to meet you too. I we'll figure
it out closer to the show. I'm doing two shows
back to back nights in June. You need to meet
him separate because he's got business today. Now I'll tell
her blink twice if you're in trouble. Um. But I
think they're probably both very nice people. He's saying he's
not married. Okay, I would like to meet you guys
when you come to town in June. Is that cool even?
Or now? Are you done with it? No, that's totally cool.

(10:41):
I'd be awesome. All right, all right, let's get their number.
I'll put Evan on hold. I'd like to meet it.
Most of check on her welfare check? Yeah, yeah, how
are you doing? Good to the poem, Evan, thank you
for the call. He's not married. He wanted to say that,
and that is where we will go from here. Okay,
everybody felt safe about this? Well okay, yeah, I feel good.
Just being tone does not say you feel good. See

(11:03):
all right, thank you Evan, Thank you Courtney. By the way,
if you guys want to come to my show, just
go to Bobbybones dot com or CMA Theater dot com
to get tickets to the shows in June. All right,
thank you guys. The latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan
number two, thirty second Skinny and Carrie Underwood is headed
back to American Idol. She will guest star on this

(11:24):
Sunday's episode as a mentor to help the top five
finalists from her Las Vegas residency. Miranda Lambert and l
King were announced as performers for the Billboard Music Awards,
along with previously announced Morgan Wallen. The show airs this
Sunday on NBC. Craig Morgan announced a tour for this
fall to accompany his memoir God Family Country, coming out

(11:44):
on September twenty seventh. Ray Fulter will be the special
guest on tour, kicking off in Wisconsin. Tickets go on
sail this Friday. I'm Morgan. That's your skinny hat. It's
time for the Good News with Amy Good. So. This
guy got into an accident on a California highway and
his car caught on fire. Bystanders started showing up with

(12:09):
hoses from their yard, water bottles from inside, fire extinguishers.
I mean firefighters were they were called they were caring,
but I mean people were just showing up with whatever
they could to help, and firefighters once they did arrive
and they freed the man from the vehicle and got
everything put out. But they said that a lot of
these people that showed up to help, these bystanders saved

(12:31):
his life. Sometimes I see a fully burned up car
on the side of the road. You yeah, because of
a fire that caught in the car, or or a wreck.
No fire car, because these cars are I've seen like
two or three in the past months, just totally burned
up on the side of the road. Did cars don't
burn like that? I didn't think so, but yeah, they
still do because I've seen those. Well, that's awesome to

(12:51):
people did what they did, because I'm sure a base
just grabbing any peeing on it. Yeah, all right, great store.
Shout out to all the heroes there. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good. So Morgan
has a challenge for us. What is it? Well, there's
thirst traps all over TikTok for different celebrity guys, and

(13:12):
I want you guys to tell me which one you'd
pick between the two. So you're gonna give us two
dudes that are supposedly hot, yes, and we're picking the
hottest guy. Yeah you are, And it's just the guys here,
picking just the guys. I can't play. You're you're getting out? Well, yeah,
I can't play. I don't I don't know who's hotter, like,
I don't pick. I don't know between two guys. Yes,
you can you there are two dudes. You just have

(13:34):
to pick who's hotter, Okay, Morgan number one, Chris Evans
or Harry Styles. Oh it's interesting, I got it. Let
me think easy, breezy Chris Evans Harry Styles to I
don't know. I'll tell you what. I have no idea
to pick one like some girls like Chris Evans, some
people like Harry Styles. I have no idea. But which
one do you think is better? Like? No idea, I

(13:56):
don't know the same Put you on the list, Chris Evans,
Harry Styles. Are you me? Okay? So you can tell
that you're about Yeah, you can tell you're a better
looking No, I just know I'm really good looking, and
so I know a lot of people think that I'm
gonna go with. I'm a bigger fan of Harry Styles,
like his music, but I think Chris Evans is probably
a better looking guy. Okay, So I'm gonna go with

(14:16):
Chris Evans, Eddie, you're thinking way too much about it.
Did Harry Styles is a good looking dude, Yeah, but
I think I just like his music as vibe more
than well then put it all together makes some good
looking Okay. Next Morgan, Chris Hemsworth or Henry Caville. So yeah,
it's Google, is it? Yeah? He was Superman, dark haired guy.
I know who he is. Chris Hemsworth's just too big

(14:39):
like for me, He's just too like MOUs Do you
hear your Henry Cavill's also pretty ripped up? Yeah, they're
both pretty. Hemsworth is a monster. I'm gonna go with
Henry Cavill, Okay, Eddie, I like the muscles. Give me
a Hemsworth lunchbox. I have no idea, Okay. Next up,
Ryan Reynolds or Bradley Cooper. Huh. I'm gonna go Ryan

(15:04):
Reynolds because I think one he's probably a little better
looking and it's funny, So I'm gonna go Ryan Reynolds, Eddie. Honestly,
I don't know what people seeing Ryan Reynolds. I love
Bradley Coopers though, like his eyes. Just you're seeing good looking, like, dude,
you don't know what people seeing Ryan Reynolds. No, not
at all, because especially if you're gonna compare those two.
I mean, Bradley Cooper is a good looking dude, but
Ryan Reynolds a total package, like funny. Why do you

(15:26):
know Bradley Cooper is not funny? Yeah, he's maybe a
little intent sometimes. Yeah. I grew up like really rich.
We wouldn't relate. Yeah, lunchbox, I have no idea, all right,
Next up, Idris Elba or Jason Momoa. Oh I need
to google. What's the first one? Idris Elba he played
in the Office. He was the out of town boss
that came in. But he's also been in like Sexiest
Man two years in a row. Yeah, oh yeah, Okay, guy,

(15:48):
I don't really like long hair, so I'm gonna go
with on dudes. I'm gonna go with Idris Elba Momoa. Dude,
you've seen all his tattoos and stuff, Like, the guy's
got a look of like, I'm man, I like that look,
the hair everything and what was it? Awkwa man? I
watched that movie thinking like it's a good looking dude.
Watch box. I have no idea, right, Next up? Okay,

(16:10):
Michael B. Jordan or Tom Hittleston, probably Michael B. Jordan.
Google Tom again. Michael be Jordan's good looking dude and
like egg Box Eddie Tom Hittleston, Ah, for sure, Michael B. Jordan,
good looking dude and a good actor. I have no idea,
no idea, And I mean, you guys sound so weird

(16:31):
anyone just talking? Oh the muscles and the I mean
you like like I guess I like I'm thinner, and
you care about their personality, which is interesting I do. Yeah,
that's it's a total bac. If people didn't care about personalities,
I would never have a wife like Hitlin. But look
at me. It's true. But you're picking two dudes here.
But ain't nobody picking me versus? If it's just on looks,
I ain't winning versus anybody. All Right, Morgan, thank you? Hey,

(16:54):
run down the list. Who do you pick? Okay? I
would do Chris Evans, Yeah, Henry Caville, I always say
it wird, Ryan Reynolds, Idris Elba Okay, Michael B. Jordan.
We have the same exact taste. Were five five good jobs?
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top five songs you should never sing if you're going
to do karaoke ever for any reason. Whatsoever. Let's go

(18:19):
number five Queen Bohemian Rhapsody, mostly because it's a six
minute song. Yeah, nobody wants to see you up there
that long and nobody does it justice and it's all
over the place, and just don't do this song. There
are other Queen songs you can do, but it's just
way too long. You should never do a karaoke song
over two and a half minutes. I said it here,

(18:40):
I said it number four. You should never sing a
song by Adele period because any song you can't it's
just so good. Now she's so good, and she doesn't
have a bunch of just like fun, fun songs so
you can just sing it's all super You have to
be a great vocalist, there's no need. So we're eliminating
all Adele song at number four. Take her off all lists.

(19:02):
To do an Adele song in karaoke, you need an
audition and if they say it's okay, then you can
do Adele in karaoke. Number three. This is one of
those that sounds fun if you've been drinking a little
bit and you think, well, I'm gonna get everybody really singing.
But there's so much to it other than just the
big chorus and it's don't Stop Believing by Journey. They

(19:24):
should really tremd this down to like ninety seconds of
the good stuff and then you could sing that. But
there's like a minute and a half guitar solo on
the karaoke screen. It goes guitar solo, and then you
just have to stand up there awkwardly act that reason.
We don't do this song, so no more Don't Stop
Believing by Journey. That's my number three song. Not to
do it karaoke number two. Much like Adele, I'm gonna

(19:49):
put a specific song on here, Celindion, My Heart will
go on if you send an audition tape and the
person running karaoke says, okay, we'll accept it. You can
do it. But this is a song that really people like.
Sing the chorus once. It's a little long, it's a

(20:09):
little slow. Slow songs are very tough at karaoke because
unless you can nail it, everybody is so bored. So
I'm taking Celindion My Heart will go on at number two.
Never sing it. Okay, here we go the big one,
number one. I will always love you. Just don't do it.
I've probably seen it tried twenty times twenty and maybe

(20:33):
once haven't been like huh, okay, you just can't. He
just can't. This is just the one. Nothing else needs
to be said. Take it off the lists unless you're
a really funny, like really overweight guy, fat guy and
you nail it, and you well, I don't care if
you nail it. There's something about like, uh like Jack

(20:56):
black Time guys getting out there and trying this song.
But those are the five songs you should never ever do.
What if you do karaoke? On the list of other
songs honorable mentions, I have Stairway to Heaven by led Zeppelin, length, Yeah,
length and slow. Its Tough American Pie by Don mcclin.
It's six minutes long, six minutes long. Can't they do

(21:17):
a condense that? That's what I'm gonna saying the whole time.
We should have edits for all karaoke. When I'm governor,
there will be no karaoke in bars without edits. That
will be another thing that I stand on. Uh Oasis
wonder Wall. But one song that you can do is
Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamonds, and everyone does yes, this

(21:39):
ends okay because everybody sings it. But you can only
do this song if you're within two hours of closing.
Because this song done totally sober, with everybody's sober, not
that fun. This song done with people drinking a lot,
very fun. So it's got to hit that. There's a
there's a middle line, the equator, the Mason Dixon of karaoke.

(21:59):
Even if you cross that line, you can see Neil Diamond.
All right. There you go by this right now. It's
a good listen, man. I thank you guys. Here's a
voicemail from Janie and Pittsburgh. I have been watching Building
Moods on on episode four. I just want hey Callaimy
to tell her sister that it's a great show. Her sister,

(22:19):
I think, is a natural. If she's nervous, she's not
showing it. And she is just so very talented. They're
both talented. Her husband's amazing, but her sense of design
is just wonderful. I'd love to know when her house
looks like and Amy's, for that matter, if she's helped
Amy anyway. Please pass that on. Love Love, love the show.

(22:39):
I know this past weekend you were with your sister.
Has her life changed at all since the show came out. No, no,
not at all. People don't yell her on the street anything.
These guys like a lunchbox and Eddie and a couple
other people based on this weekend and they were just yell.
They were making an obnoxious scene. They're like, oh my gosh,
are y'all the couple from Building Brutes on hd TV?

(23:00):
And then they made it a thing. But that's about it.
Any word on if there'll be a next season, we
don't know yet. We're halfway through, so we're four episodes
have aired, so there's four more. And then I think
they said, Bobby, you probably know what something like this
means is a new lingo to my sister and her husband.
But there's like a green light meeting happening at HGTV

(23:22):
soon where they're going over all of their shows and
that's when they'll probably discuss what's going to happen for
the future of multiple shows that had their debut season
this year. Makes sense they all sit in the board
as I picture it, okay, because I've had shows go
to green room meetings and they have a certain amount
of money and they spend it on the shows they
and that's when they go yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no,

(23:42):
and then maybe they get the yes the green light
or maybe the red light. And I've had both lights. Yeah,
the green one's much more fun than the one. All right,
let's hear from Lane in Kansas. I'm will morning coiny
for Amy. What kind of sushi is? Lady? Go go
like raw raw love you guys the show? All right,

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Amy's pile of stories. It looks like a third of
Americans are using their pets name as a password for things,

(24:31):
which is dangerous because if you post your pets name
anywhere else, it's like an easy clue that you know,
hackers can use, or people trying to get in your stuff, like, oh,
let's just test out their dog's name or their cat's name.
I don't use my animals names as a password, but
it is a security question at times of like four
security questions. Right, yes, so it's not that I picked it,
but that's a pretty common one to just ask you

(24:52):
if you're trying to get into something, yeah, or it's
like what was your first pet? And then I had
which speaking of things you have to use passwords for
just real quick, I saw that this year alone, people
are going to cancel three streaming services, and I started
to think of how many I'm actually signed up for

(25:14):
right now, and I'm like, oo, if I had to
cancel one right now, I'll probably paramount plus who because
I don't really I don't even know why I got
it a Yellowstone. They don't know, they don't have it,
didn't they? I thought, that's why I got it? Shoo,
why do I have it? Why did I even get
I have it? But it's Mike D's account, So maybe
eighteen eighty three, maybe they get that free account and

(25:36):
then I just actually let it roll over. But they
didn't get Yellowstone. Peacock got Yellowstone. Yeah, okay, well eighteen
eighty three whatever it was. Okay, So standing in line
for rich people is an actual career. Now. Someone just
did a big profile on a guy in New York
who runs a company that does it for everything from
theater tickets to the new iPhone release. He's also done

(25:58):
it for sporting events, COVID vaccinations. Wait does he get
a shot too? Lines like this really picked up for
him actually, like during COVID and now he employs multiple
people and they all stand in line for things, And
like it started with Hamilton because tickets were so expensive,

(26:19):
but then businesses like the theaters, they caught on and
they're like, whoever buys the ticket has to go to
the show. The guy's not going to all the show's
reporting back. Well, here's what happened to act too, he's
acting it out for the rich guy. Well, they got
around it by buying their themselves an extra ticket and
they take the other people as dates. They're like, I
bought the ticket and now you have to go with
the line said, okay, all right, what else. Nico Moon,

(26:41):
who you probably know from his song good Time, We're
just trying to catch it, recently posted a clip asking
fans if he should take down his Christmas tree. The
Christmas tree is still I wish I had a good excuse,
but I don't. The question now is do I take
it down or do I just leave it? Up and
let it ride out for the rest of the year.

(27:03):
I'm good with it either way. Let me know. It's
may tense. Let it ride. It's funny, it right, That's
that's hilarious. Let it right. That's also somebody who's not
home a lot. He's on the road a lot of
planned shows him. Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's
pile of stories. It's time for the good news. Robert

(27:26):
Turner lives in Canton, Ohio, and he's on a fixed income,
doesn't have a lot of spare money, but he takes
care of his car because he knows he has to
make it to the doctor, he has to make it
to the grocery store. So when he comes out in
his nineteen ninety seven Saturn is stolen, he's devastated. The
news comes out does a story. Well, Doug, who had
an old car, was about to donate it to charity,

(27:47):
saw old Robert on the news. He said, you know what,
instead of giving it to charity, I'm gonna donate it
to Robert. So he called the news that hey, I'd
like to get in touch with him and give him
my car. And that's what he did. It's awesome. I
guess somebody a car is awesome. Yeah, I mean you're
on your back to work now, you're looking for attle.
Well no, no, no no, because I still got to
get other places, like every once in a while, I'm
gonna need that car, and so I can't give my

(28:10):
car away, you know what I mean. And I don't
know if anybody'd want it, but it would be nice.
It'd be nice. Yeah, would you like a free car
since you're riding your b I would like a free car.
If anybody would like to donate a car to me,
that would be awesome. And electric cars, do you have
to buy a gas exactly? Ding ding ding? Anybody has
an electric vehicle out there, maybe a Tesla? Go for it.
I mean, go ahead, go big, send it my way.

(28:31):
Lunchbox is riding his back to work now. If you
haven't heard, it's amazing, huge update. Okay, thank you, Lunchbox.
It's a great story. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good, all right, Time to
go over to Amy and get in the morning Corny
the morning, Corny, how does a cat like it's steak?

(28:53):
How does a cat like it's steak? Rat like that?
That was the morning Corning coming up in a second.
In the mail bag, we have a girl who's upset
about the first date she was taken on. So I'm
gonna read you the email. We'll give our thoughts. And
then also this is from Matt and Kentucky. I'm listening

(29:17):
to Lunchboxes Smoke and he's an interviewing about his first
number the heck are you on the radio? What I'm

(29:41):
doing it? Last? That's Matt from Kentucky, which, by the way,
coming up in twenty minutes. We'll go down and do
Lunchboxes ten cringiest moments in the last five years. But
he's referencing this with Morgan Wallen where he goes to
Morgan Walls like a first big it but he actually
has two and to Morgan Wallen's credit, he just sits

(30:03):
there and let's it all have playoff. But this is
the clip. How do you celebrate a number one? Because
that's something you've dreamt about, like when you started this
and they you signed a record, do you're like, man,
I hope to have just one number one in my
career probably and you get the number one. So what
does Morgan Wallen do? They call you, Hey, You're number one. Boom. Well,
this one's my second one. So um, all right, you

(30:27):
said win number one, so that we're not gonna put
that on the list, but we have others. A good one. Yeah,
it's a good one. So thank you for that call.
I appreciate that. All right, here we go Lunchboxes ten
cringiest moments of the last five years, as compiled by
us Lunchbox and I know the list. Number ten when

(30:48):
Lunchbox revealed his mom had to give him a naked
sponge bath after having surgery. Yes, but you're an adult man.
As a kid, I get it. Yes, I'm an adult man,
but I can't. I had surgery on my ankle, so
I had to lay in the bath tub and I
could not Yes, I had to lay in the bathtub
and I had to put my foot out of the
bathtub so I couldn't wash all the way down my
legs and everything. No, so I had my mom do

(31:10):
it for me. No, she seen me naked. You didn't
have to be naked, man, But your arms weren't broken.
It was your yeah, foot like you had to hang
your foot like you can bathe yourself. Nothing about this
makes sense. But do you know how far the deep
the bathtub is and you put your foot up, and
then by that point you're way up here and your
foot's way above your head. The only point is your

(31:30):
mom did not have to see you. Yeah. Yeah, but
how would I be clean? Okay, okay, lunchboxes. Ten cringiest
moments when he called the cops on his neighbors graduation party.
Oh yeah, No, I called the cops on their graduation
party because we were during the pandemic height of COVID
and it said you were not allowed to have a
gathering of more than ten people, and they had at

(31:53):
least thirty to forty. But what was that doing to
hurt you? Yeah? And what was that doing for you?
They weren't following the rule. We were trying to get
out of the pandemic. We were trying to follow the
rules so COVID would not spread, and they were choosing
to ignore the rules. And look, the longer they didn't
follow the rules, the longer I had to be in lockdown,
and I didn't want to be in lockdown anymore. So

(32:14):
you think you calling and splitting up that graduation party? Yes,
breaks up the super spreader event. That one was pretty
cringey when he admitted he had called the cops number
eight and I have a clip for this one the
time Lunchbox attempted stand up comedy. It all started during
a post show where we brought up the topic of

(32:34):
me doing shows and Mike d doing shows, and Lunchbox
claimed he could do stand up because it was so easy.
So Mike took him to an open mic night and
it was so much cursing during the four minute set
we couldn't play most of it. But here is a
clip of the of the of the but they're writing
down here as a bomb. Here we go. And I
always say, you never know who you're sleeping next to,

(32:58):
so I kind of had an instant like this my
wife a little bit ago. And when you know, or
you fix your eyes, I wake up the next morning,
I roll over, I said, what I've been sleeping next to?
Had no idea? Yeah that's a bad one. Yeah, they

(33:23):
seem to like it. Really, just said I think they
were liking two things. I think they were liking the
awkward and at seven until you just called your wife
ugly for the sake of a joke. Yeah, that's what
you're doing comedy, guys, it doesn't matter nothing's off limits. Okay,
what is wrong with that? Nothing? Nothing good? It's a
funny joke. Crowd liked him. Number seven lunch Bike's claiming

(33:47):
he was so famous and then going up to a
tour bus and nobody knowing who he was at all.
Here you go, Hey, y'all know where I can find lunchbox. Hey,
you guys know where I can find lunchbox. Don't where
I'll wait. You can take pictures? Yeah, if you can

(34:08):
just show me where, lunch boy adds me. Good to
see you, guys, he said, show me, And that's me
in the same second, and that silence is everyone looking confused,
like who is this guy? And at number six Lunchbox
creeping out Gwinn Stefani and he was told don't touch her. Man.

(34:29):
I saw her at the hotel in Vegas, the Cosmopolitan.
She was trying to leave out the front doors, and
I ran up, Gwinn, Gwinn, Can I get a picture?
Can I get a picture? And she turns around, she's
like fine. I go to put my arm around her
and she goes no touching, and so I had to
do the two thumbs up in front of her, like hey, hi,
And it was very awkward on her part. I agree awkward.

(34:51):
I wasn't cringe on my part. How is it like
that's cringe on her. She should be ashamed of herself,
not me. You try to get you try to just
throw your arm around you. What do you do when
you're in a picture with the celebrity. You put your
arm around him. You don't just stand there with your
hands by your side. You put your arm around them.
That's what you do. And she agreed to the picture already. Yeah,

(35:12):
she was like sure, And she turned around and I
go to put my arm around her and around her
waist or shoulder, shoulder, and they said no touching. And
I was like, okay, two thumbs up. I mean, that's
cringe on her. That's all on her. That's nothing on me.
That's just me being excited to see someone famous in
the public. And maybe the story is just cringe. Yeah,

(35:34):
I mean I I was running after her with my suitcase. Okay.
See it always drips out at the end. What's so
cringey about it? Like she had a couple of bodyguards
and I had my suitcase and I was I was
in the check in line at the hotel and I
saw her and I was like, I jetted out of
the check in line. I was I was gonna get
that picture the top five coming up in the next second. Okay,
I'm not in cringe. I mean if those were in

(35:55):
the bottom five, you have more like yeah, and they
get better two words Lauren Elena, Oh, definitely that's a couration.
What happened to that? I will tell you back minute,
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the top five cringiest moments the Lunchbox has given us
over the past few years. Here Number five happened on
the show where Lunchbox is trying to interview Guy Ferry

(37:19):
at a chicken restaurant in town. Goodness, this one just
happened yesterday. Terribly awkward. To make sure you're listening to
the Bobby Bow Show. N I don't know who you are.
You are, I'll tell you I'm Lunchbox. I better be legit.
If you're getting grill about all this, I'm gonna find you.

(37:42):
Got that felt so that beginning of that, Uh, he's
looking around, He's like, can someone explain to me who
this guy? Is. I was tapping him on his shoulder,
trying to get that line. Touch. He loves touching, boy,
he loves touching people. Number four when he kept Derek
Spentley's medallion after the CMA dinner. This is horrible. This
is horrible, horrible. So would you like to tell the story? Amy? Okay, So, yeah,

(38:04):
we were at this really really fancy CMA dinner thing
for people that have won the CMA Award. Quite honestly,
we didn't along there, you know, but I guess we
won radio stuff. So anyway, we're there and like somehow jokingly,
Lunchbox gets Dirks medallion and Dirk's is fully expecting to
get it back, but Lunchbox straight up keeps it. And

(38:26):
I mean, this is a very special thing for any artist,
and of course they won it, and Lunchbox like thinks
that Dirks really gave it to home. Listen, let me
tell you how it went down. This is how it
went down. You go to the CMA dinner, right, and
everybody that is nominated gets a medallion. Well we didn't
get a medallion even though we were nominated, So I
thought that was weird. And so I was just talking

(38:46):
to Dirks I was like, man, we were nominated and
we didn't even get a medallion. He goes, here, you
can have mine, and he put it around my neck
and walked away. Kitty, there was a joke. Really then,
why didn't he come back and get it. Why did
he gives you left to take it home? No, because
he put it around my neck and walked away. I
didn't walk away. You don't think before you left to
go home, he'd been like, dude, here's your medallion back. Hey,
you knew where I was. He knew I was there.

(39:07):
If he wanted, he could have come and got it.
And how long did you keep it? Like three weeks?
Oh my gosh, until Bobby made me give it back, Like,
I don't understand. When somebody ships you something, you take it.
And it was cool to have Dirk Spentley's medallion, like
you know where that medallion is right now? He has
no idea either exactly, So I would have had that
hanging in the wall, like, hey, Dark's gave that to me.

(39:30):
Number three lunchbox trying to sell a picture of Sam
Hunt and his wife. Oh, oh my gosh, why is
that Cringeworthy's terrible that I had to buy so I
wouldn't go to TMZ that No, No, that's like the
picture that really that's really more valuable now because it's
really like the first picture of them reconciling getting back together.
What was cringeier him trying to sell it or the

(39:50):
fact that he took He hid in a car and
took the picture. Oh that's even I mean. I pulled
up at a four way stop. I was going to
pick up some lunch, and they just happened to walk
right in front of my car, and I was like,
what in the world. So I had to pay the
money that TIMZ was gonna pay to get the picture
plus a dollar plus a dollar, so he wouldn't sell

(40:13):
the picture. Man, I still think about that. He really
was on cuttings. I was were two n thank you
lunchboxes a beef with Chris Jansen about trying to take
his whole family to an industry event. Somebody at Chris'
label said, no, that's too many people. So then lunchbox
got on what you got on social media? I got

(40:34):
on No, I came on here and said there's a beef.
I told you, hey, listen, Chris Jensen didn't allow my
family when his album title is all In And I said,
obviously that's not accurate because not everybody was welcome all
into his party. It was only some people got into
his party. Then he on social media, so I give
you a gift. Yeah, he he went on there said
my bad, we messed up. I know we were bad.

(40:56):
We want to correct this, and they gave me a
He never said any of that. Yeah, that's what he
heard though. That's basically what he's saying when when he
gives you that, and that's an apology, saying, hey, we
messed up, let's just make it right. And he brought
me a gift car for what was a two y
asking me be a nice dinner. Yet now yet, I
gotta find a babysitter. Fringy number one lunchbox posting pictures

(41:19):
of Lauren Elena at Chipotle. Uh yeah, I was eating
lunch at Chipotle and I was sitting there and all
of a sudden, Lauren Lena walks in. I'm like, man,
this is great. I'm gonna see what she does. And
she comes in by herself, and she orders and she
sits down, she starts eating by herself. Then she goes outside,
takes a phone call comes back and her urn all
all this Basically, he's like, she's at a restaurant. He's

(41:42):
like Ken and her friend came and joined her, and
then Lauren Lena went to get some a refill on
a water or whatever, and she spilled it all over
the floor and she kept saying, oh, I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry. Let me clean that up for you.
And they had to clean it up. And I snapped
a couple of photos of her at Chipotle, wasn't It
wasn't just about you taking a couple pictures of her,
It was it was that they were all from the back. Yeah,
well yeah she was. She was sitting with her back

(42:03):
to me, but you know her man, it's off for
the back, and I think she was in yoga pants,
and it just felt weird and everybody and it was
like paparazzi. Ill. It wasn't like I was zoomed in
on her backside. It was her whole body. It was
just she happened to be and like her back happened
to be to me. So you're not allowed it weird.
I just want to bury the pictures. And then then
everybody starts to come after him. Well yeah, those people

(42:26):
are idiots, isn't weird. I don't think that's cringing. You
see a celebrity in public, you take a picture, even
if it's the back of them. I mean, if they're
walking away, you're not allowed to take a picture. Now
you know her, that you know her, and it was
her button yoga pants six feet away. What's crazy? He's
disagreed with every single one on this list, So none
of them are creny. I didn't find any of those cringeing,
all right. I mean I felt cringing for Gwen Stefani

(42:46):
because that was her fault. Yeah for her. Well, thank
you for doing all these non cringy things. Yeah, I mean,
I don't you guys came out with a weak list.
Hey what chers Eddie, you have a favorite of all that? Well?
I think number one is for sure my favorite on
the list because it was so crazy. Yeah it was
Lauren Lena. I was I was in another country working
and we're going to the controversy. Dude, I'm thinking about
it right now and being like, oh, why would he

(43:06):
do something like that? I mean it was let me
tell you, I got a text for number She goes, Oh,
that's really funny. And then like an hour later, she goes,
after thinking about it, I think you should take those
down and do that. We don't know you got the
text bar yeah, and I was like, well, that's weird
someone but you know her, she has your number to
text you. Well, this cringe level just got high. Did
you take him down or did more him take it down? Well?
I had to take him down. I mean I had

(43:27):
some of my social media and I was like, you know,
and there was other artists chiming in with their two
cents and I hate how this makes me feel. Yeah,
I see there would go that's the clear winner than you.
And we'll post the picture so you guys know it's
time for the good news. A Navy veteran in New

(43:49):
Jersey named Gilbert Anya says his emotional support pig pig pig,
make it sure we're all no, it's emotional. I love it.
Named Hammy. Oh yes, Hammy saved his life a few
weeks ago. It literally saved him from a fire. The
fire started in his garage where Hammy sleeps. Oh Gilbert

(44:11):
was sleeping upstairs and had no idea. But Hammy is
trained to open a closed door, so when the fire
broke out. He ran outside and closed the door behind him.
Closing that door slowed the fire down. So when Gilbert
finally woke up and smelled smoke, he had time to
get out. He's had Hammy for six years and because
it helps him deal with PTSD, he keeps him. It's
like a pet. It's helped ever since he was an Afghanistan.
And so the fire was so big and he was hungry.

(44:33):
So not let Hammy save him. Hammy, it made Hammy
a bake a sandwich. After that, stop Ammy doesn't do no, no, no, no, no, no,
Hammy what he no? No, Hammy's alive and good. That's
an awesome story. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. Well, we're gonna do the news,

(44:56):
and you know what we're gonna start. Followed it all day, Yes, today,
So let's go to the big stories, Bobby's stories. The
eleven day manhunt is over. And so I saw early
in the day where in Indiana they had some shots
to car wash of him. Yes, and it looked like him.

(45:17):
His big dude had a hat on. He really couldn't
see a lot of his face, but it seemed like him.
The car that they thought they were now in. Yeah.
What it is crazy, though, is why are you going
to a car wash? Who cares if your car is dirty? Know,
when you're on the run, you want to look good.
That's why you go to wash. No, I can't. It
was a wash yourself place, you know, or like you
just kind of hide in those stalls because there's no

(45:39):
one ever there. Yeah, but it's still a car wash. Yeah,
but why are you washing your car? Who cares they
are washing their car? Yes, I can't get when my
car's clean. I have a different vibe amoundin about that good? Yeah,
like I feel good. I mean, you're locked up in
prison and that's what you're worried about is your car
being dirty. Hey. One of the things you can't do
well in the big house in your car. Yeah, that's
the first. To stay out of the public and just

(46:01):
stay somewhere, don't go out. Okay, Well, good thing that is, Well,
I know it's crazy. Huh. Shaved his head. He had face.
Vicky White, the corrections officer that helped him escape his
dead shot herself. And when they there was a police
chase and when they pulled him over and got him,
they said that she was injured with a gunshot wound,

(46:23):
and then about an hour later it came out that
she had died. And so what's wild was they had
predicted he would do that, yes, because he was the
one up for murder, and what's and they rammed him
like they the special Unit like rammed their car and
flipped it. And then she grabbed a gun and shot herself.
And what's crazy is he told the cops, which I mean,

(46:44):
I thought he was just using her, but he goes, guys,
you gotta help my wife, you gotta help my wife.
She just shot herself and that means he actually cared
about her or I don't know that. I'm just gonna
believe that crazy. But yes, it's crazy that she is
the one that did that, killed herself. I don't know,
woh Man just so wild. Officials say the pair were

(47:04):
spotted in southern Indiana a police chase in Sudan after
a REX, she shot herself as officers moved in while
she was transported transported for care. She ultimately died from injuries,
and he surrendered without issue, which again they did not expect.
They thought he was going to either shoot them or
shoot himself because why would you want to go back
to jail. Here is the sheriff, Rick Singleton explaining how

(47:27):
Vicky White and the inmate, Casey White were captured. They
ahead found located them at a hotel and they ran,
spotted him, ran and the pursuit and fluted. So that's over,
and I'm glad it's over. I hate that she died
because of it. I still feel like she was taking
advantage of Yeah, And they said they'd been in Evansville

(47:49):
for since about May third, so they weren't here, well,
they went through here to get to Evansville. I guess
they just were at a hotel and she had a
wig on and so that one they got a tip,
like from the car wash, they started surveillance and they
saw her exit the hotel with a wig, and then
later they both got in a vehicle and left and
that's when the pursuit happened. And the guy in evans

(48:11):
Zill who police, she was like, I can't believe they've
been here that long. I can't believe they would stay
in one place that long, especially while this is still
such a story, Like you probably if you have ninety
grand whatever she had in cash, I'm selling her house.
You could pay for a few motels in a bunch
of different places. You probably just have to stay moving
for a few months until that story isn't all over

(48:32):
the news because it was most headlines yesterday. See. I
think more of like if you're on the roads, that's
where they're looking. You know, like got to be a
lot of farms right every road. There's criminals on every
road all the time. On the main highway, there's so
many cars. It's not like they're gonna be like looking
in every window go oh, that's him. I mean, there's

(48:52):
not enough cops. Well that's story. That story's over, and
that sucks that she died and we'll never know what
she was thinking. We'll never hear from her. I wonder
if he'll talk, like if he'll say, like, this is
what happened, like if he'll give him the details or
hilders go man, just thinking back to jail. I'm not
talking like I'm so intrigued on everything. And he still
will have a murder case. Yes, he's never getting out.

(49:14):
He was never getting out. And the police said that
they're going to take him back to Alabama and in
the cell he will be shackled, and if he wants
to sue me for taking away his rights, then sue me.
But he is never getting out of this jail again.
The median age for women giving birth in the United
States has gone up to thirty, which is the highest
on record over the past three decades. It's become increasingly
common in the United States as birthrates have declined for

(49:35):
women in their twenties and jumped for women in their
late thirties and early forties. This is from the US
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(49:58):
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(50:18):
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in Florida. But the first fire truck they worked on

(50:39):
and have turned it into a beer truck. They are
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Mondo volunteered in the nineteen ninety one fire truck. They
now run four events. That's from w f LA. They

(51:00):
are Thirst Responders. Pretty funny name too. Please tell me
they show up with the sirens going like, I don't
know that you can like party. Maybe when you're sitting
you could turn something. I don't know. There got to
be rules on Syria, probably, but it looks just like
the true it's like a ambulance fire truck type thing,

(51:24):
so it's not like a huge red wagon where you
can get on to drive the back too. But it
looks like an ambulance they used in fire rescue, so
definitely a fire element to it. But yeah, it's thirst responders.
That is funny. And it just seems like you could
turn it on if you were late. You can just
turn on the lights at any times. YEA nineteen thousand

(51:44):
dollars worth of watches were stolen during a West Hollywood robbery,
and a Rolls Royce was used as a getaway vehicle. Wow,
you have a Rolls Royce. Maybe you stole it too. Yeah,
about nineteen thousand dollars worth of watches. They were stolen
during an overnight robbery in West Hollywood. According to the
Sheriff's Partment, deputy spoke with a man and a woman

(52:04):
who said they had been robbed by a group of
men seen driving around and a black Rolls Royce vehicle.
By the way, low key, Rolls Royces are so expensive,
like how much ballpark six figures? Whoa yeah, way more
and they don't even go fast, right, they just look cool.
I don't know enough about cars, but you could get
a twenty twenty two Rolls Royce. A ghost for three

(52:27):
hundred and forty thousand dollars. That's so expensive. Yeah, it's like,
can you hear the name? I don't know anything about cars,
so I think Rolls Royce is like a Grandma car.
I feel like the Queen Travel. It's awesome. If you
get one, it comes with a driver. I think you're right.
The most popular is the Phantom, and they were between

(52:48):
four and fifty five thousand and five hundred thirty five.
I can't believe there's that much. Do they have to
steal the watches to pay for the gas? But that's
from ABC seven. An eighty three year old woman was
arrested for allegedly robbing a bank in New York last
Friday at ten thirty am. Wow, eighty three years old.
She didn't have to get away vehicle, She just walked away.
Probably on her bucket list, right, she was caught and arrested. Well,

(53:11):
if she's able to prove that she's about to die,
I probably take it easy to go. You know what,
We've all wanted to do that man. Yeah, but it
does not say anything about that. It just says she's
eighty three. They investigated. She was taken to the Waverley
police Department is scheduled to be arraigned w e TM
with that story. Travelers will no longer be restricted when
packing liquids thanks to this new technology when going through

(53:33):
Why what are you so excited? No? No, no, no,
Like they take my toothpaste all the time. We'll take
a small one. Yeah, but I just bought a new
big one. We've been taking small one. Yeah, it's pretty easy. Yeah,
way more than that. They took my hair gel this
last time I flew, I got to go to the
security on the old days, walked to the gate when
going through TSA. Obviously we know three point four ounces

(53:56):
is the norm, no more than that. But there's a
new technology and the CT scans are similar to the
ones using hospitals. Airports will replace two D scans with
three D imaging, so less time for travelers and security
lines and very accurate decisions about what materials are in
your bag, including liquids. Liquid bands are expected to be
lifted in airports around the world as more countries focus

(54:17):
on the future of airport technology. This is not today.
Don't go today and use this show as a reference,
Bobby said, no, But soon enough, they're saying this will
be a thing from travel Noir. You know, I want
to get you flagged and pulled over if you have
in your carry on going through that candle. I got
pulled over the other day. Get pulled over for well,

(54:37):
I got my bluggage is going through and they're like,
over they knew you were with a candle from your
house and pulled over. I it was going through the
little X ray machine. And then they're like, whose pink
bag is this? And I was like mine. But then
I'm like confused because I say, I travel all the time.
I know I don't have anything bad like illegal in there.
And then they're like, ma'am, what is this taken to

(54:59):
the side. Yeah, that pulled over? All right, that's the news. Okay,
So in the next segment, here you go fill in
the blank. A woman freaked out recently. She's from Tennessee.
She woke up to find a blank in bed with her.
I'm gonna read it one more time. A woman in
Tennessee freaked out recently. She woke up to find a

(55:20):
blank in bed with her. Amy Snake Eddie Raccoon Lunchbox Fox.
You're all going living things, Yeah, Snake Raccoon Fox. It
has to be alive to get in there. Does it?
Oh boy, somebody can't put something there. It can't be bedbugs,

(55:40):
because that's normal. A woman of Tennessee freaked out recently
when she woke up to find a blank in bed
with her man. Well, that would be easy one, okay, man,
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there's a Tennessee woman. She wakes up stunned because she
found a blank in her bed. He said snake. Eddie
said raccoon, which buck said fox. A woman's been left
in hysterics after a stranger in her neighborhood's dog climbed
into bed with her on a stormy night, just jumped

(56:23):
up there. I was like, oh the dog. She said
her husband left door open and the dog there's a storm,
so the dog us just look at for anywhere to go.
Went in the house, bedroom doors opened, just jumped up
in the bed with her. She's like, what in the world.
So the dog named Nayla seemingly walked in and I
was like, hello, I'm looking out. That's from the mirror.

(56:46):
I thought that was funny. I've had a possum come
in my house and chill. It was a white possum.
Did you let her hang? Well? I thought it was
my white dog at the time, and as it brushed
my leg, I thought I was reaching down to almost
pettit because I thought it was my old dog, Dusty.
And I looked down and it was I see Dusty
in the backyard, and there was a white creature next
to my leg. And then as I looked down, it
goes yeah. And so then I got a room and

(57:08):
we worked. I had to make it was a whole.
It was like a cartoon. I remember you hopping on countertops,
and no, I didn't hop on a countertop, not for that, No. No.
I took a room a chair and just tried to
push it out the door. I'm not scared of a
possum because they're probably not going to attack you, pretty harmless.
I don't know they look scary though. I think they're

(57:29):
disease ridden, that's what they say. But just kind of
brushed it out the door. It scared the crap out
of me. I was like, oh, because I just thought
it was the dog. So that happened. Um and her,
the neighbor's dog, was in her bed. I heard the
top three songs in country music. Number three this week
is Luke Combs and doing This. I have a Cole

(57:51):
Swindell and Laney Wilson never say never with number one
Carly Parrison Ashley McBride. Never wanted to be that girl.
I'm never wanted to be, so congratulations to them. I
want to play a voicemail from Katrina in Indiana and

(58:14):
she sent this last night. This is for lunchbox. If
you're so worried about gas prices once you get back
on the lottery idiots, Damn idiot. That's a good point.
Though he spends one hundred bucks a week, hundred bucks
every two weeks in the lottery. You know I keep
losing that money, right, But it was harsh with idiot though.
That's okay that she can call me an idiot, she

(58:35):
can hide me on her phone. I got her phone
number from the calor Ide deal. Call back and give
her no, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna waste my
time with such a loser. Guys goods giving your response though,
because yeah, you're now riding your bike to work because
of gas prices, but you're also spending one hundred bucks
every two weeks in the lottery. Yes, if I hit
the lottery, guess what. Gas prices ain't gonna matter. I'll
buy my own gas nation. I'll put a back gasp

(58:56):
in my own front yard. That's what it's called an investment.
Gas just goes away. Lottery, a lottery is not an investment.
If I buy gas for my car, Joe just goes away.
If I buy a lottery ticket, I can be rich
for the rest away less goes away. Here is Tom
from Saint Petersburg, Florida. Here you go, good morning studio.

(59:18):
Me and my wife just watched the video of Lunchbox
interviewing guy c Eddie. Hilarious. Hilarious. Hie doesn't get smacked,
but that was a great entry. We laughed our butts off.
I'm surprised you didn't get physically escorted out of there.
I also laughed my butt off, So I mean I

(59:39):
did have that guy tell me all right right this
way and touch me on the shoulder. But you say,
don't touch me. Man, not into that. I was just like,
this is pretty big, dude. I here's Christian from Murph'sboro, Tennessee. Hey, Brobby.
I just recently purchased the house and in the house
I found a safe that I could not get open.
So I had my brother in law opened it up.
And what he pulled out was a vent its rolex

(01:00:00):
with two dumb and gemstones. And I've called two or
three different stores to get it a praise, and they're
saying it's worth a lot of money. So should I
call the previous owner of the house or should I
keep it? Since legally it's mine, now keep it. It's
a great question. I would lead with, what is your
heart telling you to do? Oh, now you have this

(01:00:23):
very expensive rolex. I don't know. It could have been
buying get okay, I've been given to him by his
dead dad. Could have got for serving fifty years in
the fire fire department. Or it could be a woman's
m maybe called a I think you would have said that. Yeah,
you have to wonder too, like how hidden was? It
could have been something just completely forgot because it was
under the bed and the safe. Yea I know, but

(01:00:46):
like where was the safe? Was it out in the open,
and how did they forget the safe? Like, that's what
I'm saying. If you're moving, how you forget curtains? You
forget some dishes in the dishwasher, you don't forget a safe.
Obviously a lot of times you can't take curtains. But
what if it's like from owners way back, like you
do the right thing, you contact the previous owners and
they're like, oh, we had no idea, and then you
get to keep it anyway, Well, that's not going to

(01:01:07):
be what happens. You can say to the previous owners,
you left something behind, something, Yes, you don't say what
it is. It's like when someone leaves money or loses money.
You don't say, I have seventy bucks in cash I found.
You say, hey, we found some cash. Did you lose
any and if so, how much? And if it matches
you give it to them. So you say, hey, we
were just kind of going through the house that we
you know, by the way, it's yours. You can just

(01:01:29):
keep it and never say anything. So I'm gonna say
that I probably wouldn't do that because I would be
worried again that it's some like cartel. Why I'm just
scared murder me for it. But I would try to
find the old homeowners and say, hey, something was left
behind at the house. I just want to make sure
you're not missing anything. Yeah, I don't say what it

(01:01:49):
is right like you said. Yes, I know you said that,
but I'm just breaking sure that's not a repeat. So anyway,
that's what I would do. I would just say we
found something. Is there anything that you have forgotten to claim?
If so, let me know, happy to get it back
to you. And if they don't claim it, then you
can feel good about it. You can wear it, you
sell it, whatever you want to do. But I would
definitely say something. Finally, here's Kylie from North Carolina. Hi,

(01:02:13):
Bobby Bones Show. It's so cringey hearing you guys say
massous all the time. You should say massage therapist. If
you're saying massous, it basically means you're getting a happy ending,
So massage therapist is the best way to say it.
A couple points from this, you're probably right to say
massage therapist and not missus. I don't know the terminology, Mike,

(01:02:36):
will you look up missus? And if that's a dirty thing. Man.
If so, I've never had a massus, I should say
massage therapist out of respect to that industry because they're
very important. But a massus is a woman who provides
a massage professionally. That's all it is. What about a
man's a man can't be a messus? I'm ad it now.
A massus is a French word that refers to a
female who practices massage. Did you look up bourbon It

(01:03:00):
does say no, it does say massage therapist is preferred.
But and we're just gonna go with that though, because
I don't even think about that. It is a missage therapist.
And that's why I'm gonna call it um. Okay, there
you go. You can leave us a voicemail anytime eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, even if it's like O'kaylie
from North Carolina, who says, hey, I think you guys
are doing this wrong. We'd like to hear that. Or

(01:03:21):
if you're like Katrina, or if you don't mind playing
that again. Who had a word for lunchbox? This is
for lunchbox. If you're so worried about gas prices. Once
you get back on the lottery idiots. She was so
tickled herself, so she laughed in her own drug. If
I laughed a joke too, that's pretty good. We'll come
back in a second. Can you spot the troll by

(01:03:42):
their Instagram bio? So what we've done is we've pulled
trolls from our page, and I will read you their
bio what they watch about themselves. You can name who
the troll is or not. Enjoy more sunshine and less
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dot com slash Bones sixteen use the code bone sixteen
for sixteen free meals plus three gifts. We posted a
couple of group pictures over the weekend on our Bobby
Bones show, Instagram and Facebook account. A lot of nice comments,
some rude comments too. We won't read you what they
said yet, but can you guess if the person is
a troll based on their bio meaning if you go

(01:04:25):
to their page, it says a little something about them.
Here for example, this person wrote, with God, all things
are possible. Matthew nineteen twenty six. Are they a nice
person or a troll? For sure? A troll? Troll? Why
do you guys say that? People? It's always like the
rudest comments I get. I go to their page and
they're like Jesus first always, and I'm like, okay, well

(01:04:49):
this person actually was nice. Oh you got it? They said,
how does Amy get more and more gorgeous? Oh? Okay, sorry,
I'm a bed. That was Ali who wrote that one?
How about this one? The profile says, a grandmother to
six beautiful grandkids. Troll, I think I've seen controls me

(01:05:10):
all the time. There was a group picture of us,
and they write, I love this picture because Amy and
Bobby aren't in it, dang m to which I'm pretty
sure I even replied back to her, I think I said.
I didn't. I didn't comment about how she said something
rude about asked. I just commented about how, yes, they
do look cute in this picture. Here's one. Please donate

(01:05:33):
to my families go fund me. We could use it.
That's their bio. Hmm, that's a good person. I don't know.
I'm confused, but troll Chris writes the show's requirements for
the girls to be gorgeous and the guys to look
like gargoyles. Nice. This person in their bio rights, I'm fun, loving,

(01:06:00):
happy and single, fun loving, happy, single, good person. Troll.
Deborah Riot's almost a perfect photo if we weren't for
Lunchbox in the middle. Oh, she doesn't sound very fun
to me. Life is about the important things God, family,

(01:06:22):
and country. That's a troll. I feel like that's a
nice person. Why country, because normally the trolls are Jesus
and Bible verses. So you're going to get the God,
family and country. God is you know JD. Riots for
all the crappy talks. Lunch Box looks like a weenie. Oh,
I meant you're trolling him right now too. God. Um

(01:06:50):
let's see here. Married to the love of my life,
Mom and Gigi are my greatest titles. Oh that's a
good person. Amy's going to troll everybody. That's a good one.
She wrote beautiful people anyway, so you never know you're right.
People that are the meanest usually have Bible verses where
I guess they lived some life, or they're like, look
at me, I'm presenting one thing, but I'm definitely a

(01:07:11):
different person. It is crazy how that adds up. You're like,
let me go see a little about them, and it's
like Ephesians and you're like wait what. And then but
you look up the verse and it's like thou shalt
be a troll and you're like, oh, yeah, yeah, that
definitely makes sense. A nurse in Canada pulled over to
help the victims of a bad car crash. An Ottawa
nursing school graduate recently stopped to help a serious crash

(01:07:34):
and then while she was helping, her car was stolen.
Oh that stakes. She and her boyfriend were driving home
at eleven pm. They bought groceries. Something was approaching her
fast in the review mirror. So fifteen seconds later the
car that was flying past them was in a massive,
horrific car accident. So she jumped into gear. She jumped

(01:07:57):
out of her Toyo Rat four the keys in her pocket,
but she hadn't turned off the engine because one of
those pushed to start vehicles. Where as long as you're close,
you can go. And at that exact moment, another car
emerged and I'll jumped in it, drove off, got her car.
Some of her belongings were damaged. There's a computer in there,
but hey, that's what happened when you do good things.

(01:08:18):
I does anybody know how far you can go if
you don't have the key with you, Because I've often
thought sometimes when I'm leaving my house, that's starting because
the key's nearby, and then I can't find the key.
I think you can go till you turn it off, okay,
because I have a car like that too, and it
goes it r random times. It goes your keys not
in the car, yeah, And I argue with it out loud, Yes,
it is in my pocket, so I think. And we're

(01:08:41):
just driving along, okay. So as long as you don't
turn it off. Don't think it's like Wi Fi at
the house or once you get out of area of
home it shuts down. I don't know. Today this story
comes us from Houston, Texas. You know, we all talk
about baked car where cops put out a little car,
you know, leave it on a lot and they say, oh,

(01:09:01):
thieves come steal me, and people get in it and
then they shut it down. Well, they had a bait
car sitting out and these two people drive up and
they have a toe truck. Oh, they tried to steal
the bait car of the toe truck. Yes, this is
a twist that I've never seen. So they hook it
up to the toe truck. They start driving away and
police pull them over. It was a fake toe truck,

(01:09:21):
not registered. A fake toe truck. No, No, you had
to register to tr truck was real. It just wasn't
allowed to legally toe. Yes, so they I guess, we're
using the toe truck to go around and steal cars.
And they happen to steal a bait car with the
toe truck. That's awful. I didn't know bait cars were
a real thing. I just thought it was a TV show. No,
it's a real good TV show is based off of Wow.

(01:09:44):
In select places where car theft is at a high,
they will use bait cars. Yea. In my lahborhood, it
has a sign that says, just so you know there
is a bait car in the area, Like police, I
guess you had to put up a warning sign and
it has it right there. Well, what I would do
is like when people don't have home security systems and
they put a sign up protective not I'd put him, hey,

(01:10:05):
there's a bait car here in every town. That's crazy.
They have a tow truck and they go around and
steel cars because who's gonna stop at toe truck exactly?
I think, oh, man, yeah, they must be a part
deal illegally. What happened to them? Oh, they got arrested
for steel in the car and having an unregistered tow truck.
They probably don't care about that. Second wanted All right,
I'm lunchbox. That's your bone head story of the day.
Guy in Michigan says he was digging through his wallet,

(01:10:28):
which I was doing yesterday, taking hotel keys out of it,
because I've been traveling a little bit multiple yeah, from
different times we stay in hotels for the past month.
And he was doing that, going through, throwing stuff out,
and he found an old lottery ticket and he was like, oh,
I should check this. He won almost a quarter million
dollars from a ticket that he just happened to come
across when he happened to be cleaning out his wallet.
The sixty five year old guy says he bought some

(01:10:51):
tickets in late April and then just kind of forgot
about it. He said, when I was cashing out at
the gas station, I saw us over two hundred thousand
bucks for the prize. So I decided to buy a
few tickets, and then he forgot he had purchased them
until he was looking through his wallet a few days
later and well fourteen sixteen, twenty five, twenty nine, thirty nine,
Oh boom hits he saw him the first time, it

(01:11:13):
was like, no, wait, did it again? Wow? He won
forty million dollars from m I lottery connect dot com.
That's what you need to do, lunchbox. I know you've
worked on going to small gas stations. I know you've
worked on playing not the same numbers on purpose. Maybe
you just buy someone forget Ryan, just put him on

(01:11:35):
my wallet or on the floorboard in my car, and
then you forget. So what you do is you buy
them and then you come in and we hitch you
in the head a few times. Oh naturally forget. Yes,
then you're like, oh, doll no, whate tickets, And then
you check it a couple weeks later. There you have it,
or you get really drunk and someone drives you there
like you're so drunk, oh yes, and I don't remember what,

(01:11:57):
don't remember anything about it. And then once you sober
up a couple of side, we're like, oh oh, yeah,
you bought some tickets. Then you go, all right, I
like it all the You need to just find a
new way because your way now it's not working. No,
it's not working, like the small gas stations driving outside
town not working. Blessing the tickets hadn't worked, so blessing
the tickets felt a little sacrilic. Yeah, you just care

(01:12:18):
too much. Stop caring. Yeah, I don't care about it.
I don't care. I don't care. Lucy Goosey, who cares
about the lottery? Go with the flow, walk into be like,
I hate the lottery, but I guess I'll get tickets.
Maybe you do that. Okay, that's what's up. Jelly Roll
will be by tomorrow. That is not a pastry. He's
got the most added song and country music. He I

(01:12:38):
think you're gonna like him. He's been a jail a lot,
he's got a storytell and he's got a song to share.
So we'll do that tomorrow. Other than that, we'll see
you on Wednesday by Everybody Show