(Wed Full Show) Bobby Bones Shares Update On His Dog Stanley About Squeaker In Stomach + Who Is The "Willy Wonka" Person Bobby Went Golfing With? + American Idol Controversy

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Alisca. Hey, welcome to Wednesday Show morning studio like Tuesday,
but I know, I know, get that Monday off and
so everything's all all wonky now. But let's go around
the room. When it comes to content, he does the
most into a bunch of nine year olds, they call
him coach. Here he is he.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's the question, who did Bobby play golf with? Because
I have a buddy that works at a golf course
and he says, hey, look, he texted me. He says, hey,
I think Bobby's playing today. And he sent me a
picture of the tea time and it said Bobby Bones
Eddie Garcia, which I had to cancel. I wasn't going,
and Willy Wonka, And I'm like, what does Bobby playing with?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
A celebrity?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
But he can't put his name in there, so he
did Willy Wonka.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's my question. Is a question I will not answer
on the air. Come on, but I'm not gonna throw someone. Yeah,
I should use a better name than I should just
be like Chris Johnson or something. Willie Walker is WILLI
Walk is always my placeholder name for if I don't
want to put the name of somebody. But now that
I think about it, Willy Wonka. Actually, Garner's more attention
than if I were to just put yeah, you think

(01:13):
generic name. So I will not answer your question, but
I will say, yeah, it was somebody who I didn't
want it to be known that he was gonna play.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's what I figured. That's amazing. Now I'm like, Bummada canceled.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well now, but Willy Wonka does I shouldn't do well?
But okay, moving on. He does a sports podcast with
Ray and he's just now learning about four oh one
K Here's lunch box.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Does Netflix have like a celebrity exception rule? Because everybody's like, oh,
Netflix is gonna block you from shrif passwords. You're not
gonna be able to use Netflix because I borrow my
in laws, like I don't pay for it, like I
use their account. Guess what, I'm still rocking Netflix, guys.
So all this, oh he's gonna get canceled. You're not
gonna be able to use Netflix. They must have something
where they can like no, it's a celebrity TV.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
And they just let it go because do you think
they think you're a celebrity. Yeah, for sure, you're less
famous than any single person on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Oh yeah, right, yeah, I mean they put a lot
of stuff on Netflix. I mean no one watches I mean,
they have so much stuff on there, all right, no
one's watching it.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I just assume that it's like when social media has
a new feature, not everybody gets it at first they
roll it out. I would imagine that they probably just
haven't rolled it out completely or it and Mike, do
you know, has it rolled out at all yet? As
far as Yeah, I'm seeing to kick people off over
the weekend. So what do you think is happening here? Yeah,
I think they're cleaning everybody out but him. He probably

(02:33):
maybe they haven't got to his account yet, like.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
A social media rollout type thing.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, got it. So I bet you unless there
is some celebrity. Yeah, I mean I be they had
a celebrity exception rule.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
They're like, all right, you know what, he can stay
because I mean, I'm just laughing my butt off at everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh, I cancel it. It's not gonna work that whatever.
I haven't seen anbody get canceled.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
You have, I haven't, But I read all these ye
on the news story, all the news stories. Oh you know,
you're not gonna be able to use Netflix past this day,
it's gonna be done.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Guess what, Bill rocket Epper.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Free all right.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
When it comes to moms, she thinks she is cool,
and she thought it was a sign when she saw
ducks in her pool. Here she is Amy.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
I took the kids to see the New Little Mermaid,
which is the live action version, and it was so good.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
I loved it.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
My kids loved it. We give it four Mermaids out
of five.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well would you like about it?

Speaker 5 (03:25):
I mean, for well, I asked the kids. They just
said four.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
But then for me, it's like, oh, I just so nostalgic,
like the original, like the cartoons. Sometimes like the real
life stuff. I was like, hmm, Prince sometimes was throwing
me off, but I totally enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Prince, I don't know his name.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
People think that the Little Mermaid it's about a woman
doing anything for a man. Actually not true. It's about
a mermaid wanting to be human, and that just is
part the huge She wants to be a human. Part
of it is sure, this experience of love. But I
would see people complaining about the Little Mermaid, and you know, oh,

(04:03):
can't believe she would give it all up for a man.
This is not the message. But I don't think that's
it at all. I think she gives it up to
be human and that falling in love is a human experience. Yeah,
the man just gave her the idea. Yeah, I mean,
where are your world? Isn't that? I only know this
because I danced at the song on Dancing with the Stars.
I've actually never seen a little mermaid. I've just asked
a lot about it and so, but I would know

(04:25):
the words of part of your world come on, where
they walk, where they were run up?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Where stay in the sun, wonder and free?

Speaker 5 (04:36):
I wish I could be there.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
And that'sn't even really about it, dude, It's just about
being able to be a human.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, she's she's she's very interested and curious about the
world humans and collecting their things.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Like she looks like a human anyway, Let's be honest,
she's a human with a paydoll fish tail. I'd be
weirded out too. I like pick one made me a human?
Right me a fish? Don't leave me looking like this?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
And also as a parent watching her dad have to,
you know, release her, she does want to be part
of that world. It's also a message of like, hey, parents,
sometimes we have to release our children and let them
be who they want to be.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
So this movie also is controversial in some parts because
the Little Mermaid's not white anymore.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Yeah, no, she's not her.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
She's one of the dumbest controversies I've ever seen. Yeah,
go ahead, case lor mirv. It's fictional anyway. They're like,
the Little Mermaid, she's not white like she you know,
this is all like fairytale, right, she's a mermaidneah, and
there's no half fish, half humans like all of this
iss me whatever color they want her to be.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Well, yeah, I think that that's very important because my daughter,
I mean, she's Haitian and for her to be able
to go to the movies and see someone that looks
like her on the screen, that's really really cool. And
the actress's name is Halle Bailey, and she was so talented,
so good, so close to Halle Berry, so close name.
When I see it, I'm like, Halle Barry's Little Mermaid,
little old yea. Yeah, but no, it's Halle Bailey Bailey.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
And she's got a sister or something, somebody Chloe Bailey.
They have a girl group their whole thing, and then
I don't know, somewhere I saw they were related to
Charlottne and.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
The god.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
That I don't know, okay, right, what he got from
Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He loves to work out with Eddie
every day and for some exercises they have to lay
bobby bones.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
What.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
By the way, they post that picture of Eddie doing
lifting weights. You see me post it, Hey, come on,
tell me, tell me he's not looking ripped. I was like, Eddie,
hold the way right there.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, I was about to go to the airport after that.
I'm like, I don't know they're gonna let me on
the plane with those guns.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
I didn't want to bring up all I'm saying about
the Shania twenty concerts. Have you guys been seeing this?
It's like all over my feed where apparently you go
to a Shanaia show according to TikTok, and it's terrible.
People are like leaving halfway through. There are people that
are recording, like people just walking out of the the
venue or the outdoor amphitheater, like I didn't even know

(06:55):
what that way. And they show clips of it too,
and they could be cherry picking parts of the show,
but there are so many of them. Of course, Ray,
what do you have there? Do you have a clip
from TikTok? Yep, I'm watching it. I'm just lost and

(07:30):
what's happening? It almost Hanks like a mice cutting in
and out, but it's not. She's like randomly just jumping in.
And even that's still the one. She's the background singers
where she's supposed to go. I still don't want to
hoo the only she just doesn't do it. It's weird.
I don't know what's up with the Shania shows, but
it makes me want to go. I never wanted to
go until I saw the TikTok.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
So that's fun.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, if it's working, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's working.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I want to give me a ticket and go because
it looks like absolute mayhem. And you guys haven't seen
any of this. I saw some clips in the news.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's the news had this.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, it'saw an article on it.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
I saw Tom Hanks.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Was it one of the shows Oshanaiah?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, I just saw a picture of him there. It
looked like him having a good time.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, I hope that she's okay. I hope she just
sucks at singing it, but she's still healthy. Yeah, you
know what I mean. Sometimes you get older you just
can't sing as well as you used to. I hope
that's the case, and that she's not sick. She had
line disease that kept her from singing for a long time.
I remember that this one's juicy. Time for the mail bag.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Do you friend the gamemail? And we read all the
air to pick something we call Bobby's.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Mail dig Yeah, Hello Bobby. I recently did a DNA
test from one of those ancestry sites and was surprised
to learn that I had a whole family had close
relatives that I knew nothing about. My father has always
said he doesn't really have any family, but because my
mother did the same DNA test before she passed away,
I can clearly see that all these cousins are on

(08:53):
my dad's side of the family. None of that was
too surprising, but I was shocked to learn that I
have a half brother. He and I have emailed, and
he's never met our father and says he doesn't want to.
So I was hesitant to say anything to my dad
about what I've learned. Should I keep it to myself
or should I say something to my dad signed brother
from another mother. This is interesting because the dad may

(09:13):
not even know the kid exists, right, I don't know
that this dad had a kid and left it and
was like peace out. I don't care about you or her.
I'm running as far as that's I think where our
mind goes, because a lot of dudes arescuzzes, for sure.
But there are also instances, and we've talked about him
here on the show, or the dad doesn't even know,

(09:34):
like they got somebody pregnant, and maybe the woman didn't
even know who got her pregnant, or maybe she was
with somebody else and she just acted like that's who
got here pregnant to avoid the drama. There's just a
lot of different possibilities here. And it is your dad,
and I do think you should tell them. And yeah,
it could be uncomfortable, it could be awesome, it could
be a disaster, yes, but it is your dad, and

(09:58):
I think you have the conversation with him.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's the real life thing that you got to talk about.
You tell him privately, right so he can Yeah, I don't. However,
he wants no family dinner man.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, I don't think I put on a sign. You know,
it's like graduate at twenty twenty three. I don't think
you're like new Dad, and he walks, what's something new
Dad's sign?

Speaker 4 (10:13):
It's definitely prevace it with like, Okay, I'm about to
tell you something that may or may not shock you,
So sit down.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I don't think you may not shock you well, because
what is here? I think you go, hey, I need
to talk to you. I took his DNA test and
I learned I had a whole lot of other family
members and come on out, Oh, oh my god, is
you're the father? Mary comes out? He got forty. Yeah,

(10:42):
it's like you're the The answer is yes, you need
to have it. You know your dad, you know how
you need to talk with him. I would tell him
he may not know. That's why. That's the only reason why,
because if he were like hiding it or he'd run
in your adults, I don't know that. I want to
jump in that mess that he may not know. So

(11:03):
I would tell him you Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
I would tell him absolutely.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
And even if maybe who knows, he had that happen
a long time ago and he maybe made that decision,
but he probably has a lot of shame around it,
and he could.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't know that this happens. I can't use the
word probably.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
We don't know, but I'm saying both scenarios.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Like you said, you know, say something because he may
not know, but also you could say something because he
may know, and there could be room for repair.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
If he knows. I don't think he wants to be repaired,
but I don't I'm gonna bet he doesn't know if
I'm betting, but we don't know. Lunchbox, listen, this is
why you don't take these tests.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
But what you do is you wait for a family barbecue, okay,
and you bring him as just a friend and yeah,
and see if they like, oh, who's this?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh, this is my friend Jim. And then if he
reacts like, oh gosh, he found him. But what about Jim?
Does Jim know that's his dad? No?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
So, but then you have to go be friends with
Jim and like, form a relationship. I think that's great.
And that way it's you.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
You form a bond organically, and then he's like, Jim,
guy is really cool.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
You should bringhim aroun more often. I like that guy.
And then all of a sudden they have relationships buddies
and then just like well, that's your hat or that's
your son and my half brother. Oh there's your dad.
And then it's like, wow, it's not TikTok. You can
record it boom anyway, tell him that's what we say.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
We got your game man, and we laid on the air.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
Now let's found the clothes.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Bobby's failed that. Yeah, Lunchbucks is trying really hard to
get in this nicole kidman movie. They're shooting here in town.
So you found the set the first time and you
just drove up to it and you tried to get
a roll.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, I just drove up like they didn't have the
street block nothing, So I just rolled up right in
front and try to get a job.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
And this is a guy that's like working security. What
we got going on? Oh you need me? You need
me to act?

Speaker 6 (12:44):
My man?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Act all you want? What do you need me to do?
I'm perfect for a role. I was in Bat out
of Hell, I was in Friday Night Lights?

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
I don't know how long you guys can be the
actors suck. Let me know how I can jump in. Yeah,
I'm trying to get a roll. I'm trying to get cash.
We're gonna you cannot get in. I can't be on
the movie.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Life is like a box of Charlie. You never know
what you're gonna get.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Do I need to get in that troll ball? No?

Speaker 3 (13:10):
No, I'm just trying to get a roll in the movie. Man,
you're missing your break. But let me know what I'm
trying to get in the movie.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Just so many things to say. Again, One, if you
don't know, he's in his car blocking the road, you
have found out quickly to he wants to be on
a movie, on it and then he does life but
like a box of chocolate, their break. Okay, So that happens,

(13:40):
we get a good laugh out of it. But he
is still obsessed with finding this movie and being in
this movie. So now what happened? New location? Guys, luckily
stumble on it or somebody tell you stumbled on it.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Do you get tipped off?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Tipped off? Okay? Why did you lie the first time?
I don't want am I get anybody in trouble?

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
And so I went up and they have this time,
they have the roadblocks. I'm walking and they're shooting I
would say, seven houses down and they got the barricades up,
and so I start screaming for Nicole.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Did you see nic call I start screaming, Nicole's in
the front yard. Oh so she's you know she's there.
I know she's there.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
My gosh.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Okay, So you're out of your car, you're on foot,
on foot. You may hear my kids in the background.
Kids are there too, at a standing one of those
wooden like barricades.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
It's like wooden barricades like that they blocked the roads with.
There's like three of them or two and a half
across the street, whatever they are.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
And you're yelling at the yelling at Nicole. Kidman, Nicole Nicole.
It's lunch box, Bobby boat Shop.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
We met one time.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
We can do a romance scene. I already asked my
why we can smooch Nicole?

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Nicole?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Hi, Nicole?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Why when your kids are like, stop it, hey, we
get it.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Why are you trying to kiss another girl?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I don't like it that yells my name, even if
it's a show. I don't like it that he yells
that out. But that way she knows I'm legit. Let
you know, Okay, I don't want her to know that
you're part of the show. In that circumstance, she's trying
to act and do it like a sad scene. The
kids go pull in short, stop your dead, you're embarrassed
and stop please did she see you?

Speaker 6 (15:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
But after yelling that much, but security did come up
to me. No, no, no, no, no, come on, no no,
no no, And let's just say, listener of the show.
He was like, I know what you're doing. You need
to stop.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
He goes. I don't want to hear me on the
show tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
He goes, But if you promise to not talk, I
can take you down to a porch down the road
and you can sit and watch.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
And Eddie, check out my video. Is that Nicole Kidman
acting or what that looks like?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Nicole Kidman was across the street from the shoot yep,
but whose foot is that?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
One of the ladies watching? This kid is miserable sitting
there watching somebody. It looks like he's maybe with a
group of people just watching.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
That's where they allowed me to go sit on the
front ports. They had a designated watching area.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
And did you use that as your break?

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah? No, he told me, do not talk. He said,
I can't yell like he was nice enough to move
me down the street.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
When heat comes on lux Fox kind of wilp.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, oh yeah, you have to zoom in real faro
about that.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
That's pretty awesome. And you didn't like network with anyone
else there, like be like, hey, has it gone lunchbox?

Speaker 3 (16:43):
No, these were all just people that lived over there,
Like these weren't workers, so I didn't get to talk
to anybody. All the workers were across the street, like
doing the scene or whatever.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
And this guy brought me. But I mean, ay, tips
learn anything in acting?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
I learned that they shoot the same scene about fifty
times and it was literally just a kid walking down
the sidewalk and hugging his mom and that's it.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
But what did you learn from her? From I don't know,
one hundred feet away on your phone tooming In?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I learned that she has a great demeanor, stage presence,
like her her facial expressions like I mean, they are
she's dialed in. Nothing distracts her, distracts her like if
somebody else cut she immediately and then she gets right
back into character when they say action.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Well, obviously nothing distracts her. He was yelling.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Told she didn't hear it. Okay, Well this was an
experience and made you want to be an actor more
or less? Oh, more like I got a taste of it.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Wow, Hey, listen, he's getting closer and closer.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, he got a taste of it. He sat with
the people who lived in the neighborhood and watched it
from afar.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
But I mean, I can't give that guy a shout out.
And I'm supposed to say, but that was pretty cool.
But he didn't tip you off. No, he didn't tip
me off. But he was working security. He may have
had a gun on his hip. Ben down that secure
so the criminals get close to the.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
H thank you.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
You know what a good good person says. They don't
reveal their sources. What a good person said, good reporter? Huh,
because you know, like when they write articles and like,
oh my, yeah, you can't.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I don't write source. Yeah, because like some people go
to jail for not revealing their sources. Yeah, but this
isn't one of those. It doesn't matter. I was gonna
play song, but I mean, great, I love it, great story,
almost got there? Almost are you stopping? No, I'm not
gonna give up.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I'll give up, Shadowy, never give up. Okay, thank you, munch.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Char Toobin is eighty five years old and last weekend
in ben Doregon, she ran her one hundred half marathon.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
She's eighty five.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah, she started running decades ago.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Obviously it's taken her a minute, but she wasn't really like,
you know, trying to hit a hundred as a goal.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
She was like, oh wow, this happens to be my
one hundredth half marathon.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Now.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
She was recently injured, but not from running. It was
because a dog behind her came up and hit her legs,
so she heard it, so she had to get physical therapy.
So something cool about this one hundredth race is her
physical therapy team decided to run with her. Her daughter runs,
her granddaughter runs, and her granddaughter even said, I want
to run with my mom when she's eighty five.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Doesn't become a family affair.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Half marathon is like thirteen miles, right.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Thirteen point one because the full and twenty six point two.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
She's eighty five. Yeah, that'st I never run thirteen miles
in my life. I used to do ten when I
was training it for triath launch. I that's wild she's
eighty five, but could still do that you ever time?
Oh gosh, it does matter. I just wonder. It doesn't matter,
It doesn't matter, but I.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Was just wondering.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
I bet that's good.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Hour's lunch bugs me.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
I don't know that's true. That's why what i'd run
it in. No, you run jin splints after a block, Bobby.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
You could run a full marathon and under six.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I don't know that's true. I do, I do.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
I know that about you.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
It's seventy five percent mental and it's the same thing
I know about you mentally, you're strong.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
But to prove you're wrong, he'll just walk it. Yeah,
watch it now. If you know anything about me, I
will prove her wrong.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
That's right. That's a great story. What's her name again,
Chartobin chartopin Good job by you, eighty five years old,
still rocking. That's what it's all about. That was telling
me something good, just something that you the listener. Hopefully
you probably already know. But if you don't, the show
doesn't know what segments we're going to do until I
pull it up. You all sit here every single segment

(20:31):
and you just kind of wait, and you see what
I say and where I go and you just go.
It keeps the show. There's no script. You don't even
kind of know where we're going. For the most part.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Sometimes it's nerve wracking.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yes, well, this is spill the Tea this segment. Here
we go nerve. I just want people to know. Nobody knows,
so go ahead, spill the t That's also why sometimes
it sounds like dog crap, but also why it sounds
so great sometimes because they're just being themselves. But this
is the only time in Spill the Tea this has
ever happened. There's something that's happened that in all the

(21:04):
times of you guys tittle tattling or tattletaling or whatever
it does on each other, this is the only time
it's ever happened where two different people came at me,
unrelated and spilled the tea on each other at the
exact same time, on each other two different things.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
So let me guess, Lunchbogs and Eddie no.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yes, Morgan and on each other. Okay, interesting, And I
don't know if one new one was doing it, so
they were firing back at each other, but I get
two different notes. So Lunchbox, oh, she must know how
spilling tea on her. That was the question, and she
must know. Yeah, yeah, probably did you know?

Speaker 8 (21:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
I didn't, you didn't know.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Okay, did you know lunchbox? No, I don't know what.
I don't know what I could have done. That was
tea worthy. Oh mine's so good, lunchboxs you go first.
She spilled the tea on Morgan. What do you know? Guys?
Let me tell you. I gave Morgan a call.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
It was a Wednesday afternoon at three pm, and Morgan
was drunk at three pm on a Wednesday afternoonday, and.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I am like, how do you have this kind of like.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
I called her to ask her a technology question. She's like,
it's just it's such a bottle.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
She slurred her words. I'm like, what is this right
there in the bottle? And I'm like, no, no, I
said to you a screen shot. I don't have any
screamshots and she's hammered. It's three and I was like,
are you okay?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah? Why she wasn't asleep, like just waking up.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
No, no, she was just slurring her words. I was like,
this girl is drunk. And I don't know if she
thought she played it off well because she was giggle
after she would talk, and I was like, she's obviously hammered,
so I'm gonna have to bring that to the show.
I was like, I need the life where I could
be hammered at three o'clock on a Wednesday afternoon?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Are you napped for hours and hours? Right? But just why?
When you were single? You probably did that. That's true,
But I'm like, there you go again. Do you have
any response to this at all?

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Yeah, I was not drunk.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
I had just got back from the dentist and I
had two fillings.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Was a little drugged up. And she was slurring because
she answered the phone for your work even though she
had just been to the dentist. Okay, you might want
to say that when someone calls her and she's slurring
her words.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
I thought I was doing pretty good at talking.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I thought you not come on there and just screams
someone's drunk.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Just assuming, man, Well, what.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Would you assume if you called someone three o'clock on
a Wednesday eternoon and they're slurring their words and giggling
like they don't mention anything about anything.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
You're probably drunk, exactly.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Bobby said it. You say, hey, are you Okay, I
did I just wake you up?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
You sound funny that but it didn't sound like sleepy.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Okay, well you fund like slurring.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
It's been unsuccessfully skilled.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Wow, I was a little drugged up, I will say,
but it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Intention Yeah, okay, lunchbox is tea unsuccessful. Now Morgan has
tea on lunchbox. Morgan, you have the stage, all right.
So I was walking in the hallway and I hear
somebody just kind of talking on the.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Phone and it starts getting louder. I knew it was
a lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I see him, he doesn't see me.

Speaker 9 (24:00):
I'm like behind the wall, and he says on the phone,
do whoever he's talking to, He's like, yeah, yeah, I'll
get some snacks from our our green room to.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Bring home for the kids lunches.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
So he's stealing snacks that we have for guests to
take home.

Speaker 9 (24:12):
Yes, And he was reiterating it, and he was talking loudly,
which I don't understand why, Like I don't know if
he didn't care if anybody heard it, but like he
was straight up admitting to stealing the snacks that are
not for him for his kids lunches.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Lunchwikes. I wouldn't say I was admitting to stealing.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
My wife was just reminding me to steal that I
was supposed to bring home a couple bags of peanuts
and a couple of bars for their lunches for the
next day. And I was like, I will remember, because
she had already texted me and then she had called me,
and I was like, I already got it.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I know what I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
So I wasn't admitting to stealing. I was just reaffirming
my wife that I was going to grab them. But
you steal them, But does she know?

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Does she think you're going to the store or you're
bringing them from No?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I told him, I get on my work. Hey schots, David,
what's the deal here with this stuff? This is my
first time hearing it. Kind of makes me upset because
we buy this for the guests, not for you and
your family. And you make a lot of money. You
can afford you on damn snacks. That's true.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
And guess what, those artists make a lot of damn
money too. They can afford their own their guests. But
they're coming to be a guest of our show.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
That's like going, Hey, I'm gonna buite you over dinner party.
But since you make money, you bring your own food.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Are they going to fight the fine? Fine?

Speaker 3 (25:21):
What I'll do is I'll have my kids come in
sit in the green room. There'll be a guest to guess.
The absolutely could be booked to guests.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
No, please, don't bring them up here.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
But we can.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Why not because we're all going to get that's true.
I mean, who's been sick for like three weeks, Eddie.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
He's been discussing the weeks and you're just kidding.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
We can't take stuff from this building that we buy
because we don't have much anyway. I have to give
away prizes out of my own pocket a lot of
times for the show. So we can't take stuff from
this unless you talk to Scuba Seve about it. And
if he's like, you know what, this stuff's gonna go bad,
then you can have.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
It, right.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I mean, you can't agree with me when I'm talking
about what you did. No? Okkay?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yes? Amy?

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Well, so like Eddie makes coffee out of there, is
that allowed?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
But he's doing it on the Showy blooch Box is
starving on the show, and he's like, I yeah, blood
sugar slow.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
He needs to go eat a snack.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
Okay, then he can go because I've taken a bar too.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
And that's great and you need to eat it.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
You sure, okay, but you can't take it home for
your kids after you told your wife you're gonna get
at the store.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
I have also bought coffee and dropped it off there.
Oh that's nice, thank you.

Speaker 10 (26:26):
I'm contributing. We're twelve or twelve we're drunk or thieves? Okay, No,
morning wasn't drunk. Oh yeah, because we are thieves, we
are okay, that is Spill the tea.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Spill the tea like a horror movie. They may have
even made a movie somewhat like this. Was it based
on this Mike d movie? Mike, it just happens to
be similar. So Natalia Grace Barnett, she's a little person
with a rare bone growth disorder. She was adopted from
Ukraine by a fan family here who thought she was

(27:01):
six years old, because that's what she was portraying. She
looks six. Her adoptive parents later claimed she was a
sociopathic adult pretending to be a child. Oh my god,
can you imagine she's faking six? Wow? You have to
act six all the time because all of a sudden,
all of a sudden, you're smoking a cigarette in the backyard.

(27:22):
Wait what you're like, you can't do that. Michael and
Christine Barnett of Indianapolis said the Natalia wanted to harm
them and their biological children. Meanwhile, authorities charged the parents
was neglecting their disabled daughter. So they're two coming from
two different directions. I'm I'm looking at the girl.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Part of me goes she's six, and it's like one
of those seeing eye You look at it and the
thing would come out. You'd stare at it long enough,
it would come out like if I just look, she
looks like a kid. But if I stare at it
long enough, one of those posters, it's like an adult
comes out of it.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
So there's a whole docusees the Curious Case of Natalia Grace.
It's on Investigation Discovery. The filmmakers are holding. It's like
MythBusters back in the day, except trying to figure out
what the deal is behind this girl.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
In the film, Barnett says that Christine gave h Natoia
a bath the day after the adoption. He said that
his ex wife was shocked to discover that their six
year old brand new had at let's just say, adult hair, yeah,
yeah down there, oh right, oh oh you didn't like that? Wow,

(28:31):
because it's European. I mean you could say, there's a
lot of things.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
I don't think you can.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I don't know, I don't know. That's the thing. So
they said that she just displayed the starving behaviors, like
she'd pee in the cars, poop in the car, she'd
smear the windows with the stuff, she'd throw herself out
of the passenger door for attention. In the documentary, they
say she started hoarding knives and once told them to
kill you in your sleep. Another time, the father said
she appeared at the foot of their bed with a

(28:55):
knife in her hand. The same year, the parents successfully
petitioned a court to change to Tagia's birth records, deciding
that she hadn't grown at all in their care, which
was another tip off that she If she hadn't grown,
that means she could have stopped growing forever ago. So
it determined that she was born on September fourth, nineteen
eighty nine, some fourteen years earlier than she had claimed.

(29:19):
The court order said she was a twenty three year
old adult. That's from insider.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I'm looking at another picture of her and she this
one's six years old. It's wild how young, not just small,
but how small and young faced, like no signs of
being in the twenties. And I wonder if she thought,
I'll never get out of the situation in my country.

(29:47):
Do I just act six to get out? Do I
just act lost in six? And your I don't know
how did she get busted? Like when did they turn
her in? Well, apparents, yeah, they started, so they just
like say, hey, somethings up here.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
The suspicion started with the bath.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Let's be honest, men, it goes to like what you're saying,
like your child is gonna start growing at some point,
and she doesn't. But also, I mean you could start
just getting suspicious, Like as a parent, you have all
these feelings of because some of that behavior. Honestly, as
you're preparing to adopt or foster, like you're told like, hey,
there's there's trauma here. There's a lot going on, so
some of that you might not associate with like something

(30:25):
really really being wrong. You're like, oh, they're taking out
their trauma in this way with the sure, the poop
and the pea and the last six.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
But I'm telling you, oh, there's some pictures you can
find o or again. If you start like the icing eye,
push her, it comes out as an adult.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Does she show up like at the I guess if
she was at an orphanageuse she just act abandoned, like.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
How That's what I was saying, like, how do you?
And then you have to just stay with it. That's
tough if you're six and you're this girl, but you're
really twenty, don't you just play it cool for a
while and then go, ah, just kidding out twenty one.
I'm gonna go now, I'm here in the States. I'm
I'm gonna get out of here. Thanks guys, good looking.
He's steal a card too. Yeah, you don't like Catch

(31:04):
Over the Night?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Wow, you know there's another thing here. American Idol ended
a couple of weeks ago. I didn't watch any of
it this season. Succession was off and on against it,
and I don't know, I don't not like the show.
The show was awesome to me, but I didn't really
watch a lot of singing competition shows, and so I
didn't watch, but then I started to like get involved
after it was over because this guy, I don't even

(31:28):
know how to say his name, but he was the
Hawaiian kid who was kind of the guy that was
going viral at the beginning. I think his name is Im.
I might say, is wrong? Am Tongy? Did I say it?

Speaker 6 (31:39):
So?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Ray? Can you play the club of em Tongy? At
his audition, I'm not just so you're not my father.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Too grown, saying goodbye, Nono fugget, no, Nato fugget.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
I know mistakes. He's an eighteen year old from Hawaii,
looks like he's like the traditional Hawaiian picture were often shown.
And so he won turn five thousand bucks and then
a recording contract with Hollywood Records. But wins, right, so,
but everybody's mad, everybody's upside so like it's rigged. All
the stories start to go with American I a rigged.
Here's the thing, not just about this show, but about

(32:21):
life in general. The most talented person doesn't always win.
The person who can sing the best, or ad math
the quickest, or the person they don't they often don't win.
It's a series of things that's are you pretty good?
Are you competent? Are you nice? Fun to be around?
Do people like you? All? This matters? Being liked matters.

(32:42):
And I think he was, if not the best singer,
he was the most liked. I think his dad died.
You know, they talked about that. There's a lot that
goes into these shows. It wasn't rigged and the headlines
it was just I hate what a headline is is American,
I don't rigged and then you click in it's like
two Twitter comments where someone's like gets rigged. Yeah, total clickbait.

(33:04):
The person that they thought should have won was his
name's Colin Stowe. This is them singing simple Man by
Leonard Skinnyard. Lots of the fixes in. There are people
in country music in Nashville who are really great singers,
who haven't popped for one reason or another. They are

(33:24):
better than some of the stars. There are some stars
that just are okay, but they have that factor about them.
People like them. You know what they're able to do
around their music. So it's like I want to dance
with the stars. I was a bad dancer, but you
know why I won because I got to people. We
got the people in That's like life. You don't have
to be the absolute best. It's great if you are.

(33:45):
If you don't have to be the absolute best. To
actually be the best, you gotta have people like you too.
I just felt so bad for this kid because there's
a whole story, like, you know, he's like, you know,
I just have to embrace it. And I enjoyed the hate. No,
you don't. Nobody ever enjoys the hate if they're not
doing it purposefully to get hate. Sometimes I will troll.
When I troll, I enjoy the fruits of that. But

(34:09):
if I'm not trolling and people are like, oh it sucks,
it don't bother me as much. I never like it,
and never I'm like, makes me feel good that people
think it suck. I just feel bad for this kid.
Wasn't rigged. Part of life. A big part of life
is getting along with the folks, people liking you. That's it.
So I hope he does well. Iam Tongy. I saw

(34:32):
just Sam who won when I was on the show,
was like playing in the subway again, and she was
like embarrassed to say that she's back playing in the subway. Yeah,
but she won them The COVID year as well, and
that show is not obviously what it used to be.
None of them are. I mean, look at the people
from the Voice. There's almost nobody from the Voice who's

(34:53):
I mean, I don't know if I can name one
that's like a star star. Anybody a winner? No, I
don't know. Did she win? Yeah, daniel Barberry, Okay, but
I would say if she's the I like Danielle, but
if she's the top of the Voice, the Kelly Clarkson,
the Carrie Underwood, we could do that. Like the Idol

(35:13):
has put out much more massive stars. That being said,
that show, the show's not or even get Gabby Barrett
from when I was on I mean, Gab Burrett didn't
even win the show American Idol when I was on it.
I was working with her. But those shows now, you
don't win and your world is handed to you. You win,
and you have a platform for a minute, for a minute,

(35:34):
and you gotta kick it right in the nads for
that minute when you get it. It's not about you one.
You'll always be the Idol, You'll always have a place here. Nope,
you won this show. You got to be on that
show longer than anybody else. People get to follow you
on social media. You have to use that to your advantage.
That's what the show is. Now, you win some money,
you can get some followers, a little bit of notoriety.
That's it. So I hope im Tongy uses it. And

(35:57):
I hate to see somebody go through that. So that's
what's up anything else adding.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
I mean, I just I think of like Miranda Lambert,
who what was she on the Nashville Star and like
she didn't win that, and so for anybody that comes
in second, third, fourth, fifth, like there's still hopeful. It
doesn't mean you're not talented, and look at other people
that have done it.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Well, I don't sure, and I don't think she got
famous because of Nashville Star. I think she went on
the show, but I think she herself.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
This is what I mean.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
She putty mad to on that show to end up
being Miranda Lambert. Which show was Morgan waan on. I've
seen the voice voice the voice there. He was like
an R and B singer, short hair, you know, pop
R and B guy, you know, didn't make some regardless,
I hope the kid is happy, and I hate that
that's happening to him, I have all your number ones.
Your number one pop song right now is from Miguel

(36:47):
share Thing, the number one alternative songs from Food Fighters Rescued,
and the number one country song is Morgan walland it's
his fastest ever number one. It's last night we lit

(37:11):
the liquor, so I can't remember everything. We saymboo, we
said it.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
He told me that you.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Whiss somebody because it kind of like half wraps a
little bit. Last night we left the liquor talk and everybody.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Looked at me and his like worst clock and I
was like, yo, yo yo, I get on TikTok yo
And then what's the mocking Bird?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
And I'm like dang, and then he goes back into it.
I'm like, oh, it's like Sam Hunt walked so Morgan
Wallan could run.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Wow, that's a good song. Oh. Samy's pile of stories.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
People are skip lagging when they're booking flights so that
they can get cheaper tickets. And what this means is
you book a flight with a layover, uh, and the
intended destination you don't even want to go there.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
You want to stay where the layover is.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
So the layovers in Chicago you gotta stay there for
an hour before you fly somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
You really just want to go to Chicago the whole time.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
But how do you find how do you make it
where your layover is where you want it to be exactly?

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Do you have to do a little bit of research.
You can like start to look, you could, you can
see where your layovers are. But people are just saying, like, WHOA.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
That saves you money?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, how much we saving here?

Speaker 5 (38:17):
It can save you like in the hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
So I'm like, I just made that number un because
there was an um there. No listen, I get how
occasionally that probably works out that way where the layover
city if you wanted to go to Chicago, you can
find a cheaper ticket if you want to go to
Chicago trying to get from Nashville to Tulsa with Chicago
layover the Nashville to Chicago right, So it's called.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
It's also called throwaway ticketing because that final ticket you're
basically just a no show.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
It's too complicated. I'd booked the wrong thing. I'm gonna
tell you right now.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I try to do skip lagging, I end up in
another country or something and I'd be like, I don't
know where I am.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Okay, well, it could be cheaper than an onn stuff fly,
so give it a try.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Or I would accidentally get on like I would go
to my place Chicago and I'm like, well, o, Tulsa
go Now, I'd go out to the terminal. I'm supposed
to stay here.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
Good point.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
You have to remember what your plan is, but it
essentially becomes a NonStop even though it wasn't meant to be.
All right, I love a good road rage story, which
you love a good one because we get to use
it as a reminder.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
To people, to people meeting Eddie, oh boy, here we go, and.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Listeners that might have a little bit of anger, because really,
what road rages is you have angers stored up in you,
and this is your excuse to get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
If you're like that, No, no, I'm usually happy. You're
so happy all the time that there's something inside of you, right,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
And then you get to say, well, it's okay, I
have road rage. You use that as your way to
get it out. Well, man, this one road rage incident
resulted in a crowbar and a gun.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
This guy right now, we can go to the next
door because if they're fighting, gun wins.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
This guy goes to this woman's car and starts beating
her window with a crowbar.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Well, geez, like a light. Does he follow her into.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
A parking lot?

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Yeah, I mean they were.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
It was a rush hour incident, so I assume you're
kind of sort of trapped with traffic and beats the crowbar.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
But she is licensed to carry.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
She's probably got some target practice because she gets out
her gun and shoots him in there growin good show.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Well you don't have to be licensed. Yeah, you just
have to have five I have four fingers whatever, I
can hold the gun. As long as you have that,
you can.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Well.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
I liked that she was carrying properly, and she called
the police reported the incident. The man got in his
car tried to drive away, but then he handed up,
like getting out of his car and falling out because
he was so much pain.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
But she was cooperating with the police because she did
nothing wrong.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
So I starts beating in my window with the crowbar,
but I wonder what she did on the road, and
it made him so mad. That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Yeah, what you were thinking.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Amy says though he was already mad.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Allway says his road rage incident well. Jelly Roll says
that his criminal record recently cost him his dream home
is at a gated community.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
His offer got accepted, but it never.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Went through because they wouldn't let a convicted fellon live there.
And he was talking about it with Joe Rogan.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
I've carried that unexpungable felony for twenty something years. It
prohibits me from getting houses. I mean a life insurance.
Homeowner insurance is higher if I can get it at all.
I can get life insurance at all. Most of them
won't give you a decent policy as a felon. Dude,
I can't volunteer at the YMCA, the Young Men's a
Christian academy.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Me and my wife just got turned down for a house.

Speaker 8 (41:29):
I'm in a place in life where I go to
buy my dream home guard gated community, golf course. Man,
I'm crying they accept my offer. Everything's going crazy. I'm like,
it's things to be real. They turned me around, say
the golf course won't let a felon be a part
of the community.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Are we sure it's a felon and not that his
name is jelly Roll. When he signs up on the application,
they think that's it. Let's see here, who's up next
with border. Let's look at the application of mister roll
jelly Roll. Yeah, I mean that's the rules, that's the rules.
If he's a felon, that's the other fella. You know,
do we adjust the rule? That's the question. Do we

(42:02):
fix the rules. I don't think he's being wronged because
that is the rules. But rules can be changed, and
maybe there's a limit. Maybe there's a limit, like if
you're a good guy for ten years nothing else, some
of that stuff comes off for your record.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Well, and then I think he's also proven he gives
back to the community so much, trying.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
To keep the young people out of jail.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Or if you're famous, check checked famous.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
He has a ten felonies, he's a but who is
it mister roll?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Good? Well good, let him.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I don't know that he has sent felonies. All right,
go ahead, I'm Amy.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
That's my pile.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
How much box?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
It's a bird, it's a plane, No, it's a doggy angel.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Vicky from Tampa is known as the Doggy Angel who
saves dogs on the highway.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Back in twenty.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Nineteen, she found a dog on Inner eight two seventy five,
she made the news.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Well Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
This year, she sees another chihuahua on the same stretch
of Interstate Sure, she's dodging cars left right, ooh, back
to the shoulder. Then the dog gets hit by a car.
Oh oh, yeah. Chihuahua goes to the hospital. The vet says, Oh,
don't worry, non life threatening injuries. Band aid here, stitches here,
little you know, cone here. And then she had to

(43:24):
find the owner. And she found the owner who had
been searching for her dog who escaped the backyard. And
here's her talking about getting her princess back.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
I was in tears right away and so happy.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
I couldn't even explain it.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Just it felt like a Mother's Day blessing.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
So find my little girl.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Man. Getting your dog back's awesome because I lost I
mean I lost Eller for eight hours, drove around like
four I don't know she was missing the whole time
we were gone, because Stanley was in the hospital. She
was waiting for a breakout. Time she Eller broke out
because other dogs in the hospital. She planned the socks,
and your dog's gone. You don't know if they could
have been hit by a car. And this one did
get hit by a car, and still this one was

(44:02):
there to save it. Yeah, doggy angel, I mean got
her wings, so the angel flies. No, no, no, she
didn't get a win, so she didn't die. Oh okay,
Well he just says, look at the bird plane, doggy angel.
So I figured she No. No, it's like what comes
and saves it? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No,
it's a doggy angel. No, no, no, it's a bird
as a plane. That was for supermancaus he would fly
because he fly, you know what I mean. Oh okay,

(44:25):
I was still into it. I still think she's.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Kind of like an angel because she's looking over these
dogs on the interstate.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
And then my question is like, man, are you really
getting out there and stopping try like how do you
get a thread?

Speaker 6 (44:35):
Dog?

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm like I like dogs, but.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
I just thought of a really sad story.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
No, we don't want to hear.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
No, we're not doing it here. No, this is tell
me something good. No sad stories, lunchbox, great job, that's
what it's all about that was telling me something good. Apparently,
if you have a Southern accent, you make twenty percent
lesson people that don't have a Southern accent. It's because
people think we sound dumb. We ain't. No, I tell y'
all right now, ain't one thing I am that's a dome. Yeah,

(45:06):
it's stupid. Y'all can be making white money.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I can just keep rolling with this bit if you
want to, but keep it going. According to a study
by the University of Chicago and the University of Munich,
why do I give a crap? At the University of
Munich in Germany, people with a Southern accent get offered
up to twenty percent less than those with a standard
accent when interviewing for a job.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Another study found that almost forty percent of people looking.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
For a job soften their accents during interviews to avoid stereotypes.
That happens everywhere, but that people felt like Southern accents
are the dumbest accent. We had to learn to get
rid of yours, right, still have it, yeah, probably more
now than ever because I just don't care as much.
But yes, when I first started my broadcasting careers, I

(45:50):
went to speech pathology for roughly three years where I
learned because not from Arkansas, from very rural Arkansas, and
so what ater I but ah ah, yeah, if I
was gonna fight somebody, I mean that's lipto how I talked.
Irong's didn't have a G on it. So if I
was going to go fishing, I would go fishing anything

(46:12):
the iron g. So there are a lot of those
that you don't really know. You're not saying like everybody else.
But laundry, that's a different things. That's wathing powders. Let's see,
that's the thing that you do. It's so weird, but
this is a term that we would use. But yeah,
that's washing, beginny w wash powders. Huh.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
So I feel like when you interview you can soften
it and then once you're hired.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Oul British oh wow, or Australia and that's the easy one.
Or just do like an Arnold impression the whole time
I'm here, reporth the job. That way, you can maintain
that one, because sometimes I slip out of accents if
I'm trying. But yeah, Southern accents apparently sound dumber than
all the rest. And I'm deep I'm deeply offended. That's stupid, though.

(46:54):
I bet you most most of my friends that live
in the Northeast or even out west, they still say
have a very thick Southern accent, which you guys don't
think I have a very thick Southern accent. Because we
live in the South. People have thicker ones around, you
know what I mean? Starting my life as Amy, it's
time for the Morning Corny, the Mourning Corny.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
How do mice floss their teeth?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
How do mice floss their teeth with string cheese? That
was the Morning Corny. I get it. I mean, yeah,
I get that one. Hey, just heads up big charity event.
I'm doing stand up. Jordan Davis is doing music. If
you're in Central Texas Andy Roddy Foundation event, just go

(47:42):
to a cl live dot com search a c O live.
But we're gonna do comedy and music coming up in November.
Not many tickets left, So if you're in Central Texas
you want to come see Jordan Davis sing all of
his songs like by Dirt and what's it Freebird?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
He's gonna do Freebird.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Go and check that out a cl live dot com.
I want to play this clip because they're up in
the air but they're landing. But the door pushes the
door open on an airplane, Oh that emergency door people doing.
Here's a clip.

Speaker 7 (48:15):
The thirty three year old responsible told police that he
felt suffocated and tried to get off the plane quickly.
He also says he's deeply sorry, especially for scaring all
the kids on board.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
He now faces up to ten years in prison. Crazy
the door open. Now, I've watched MythBusters and they tried
to do this in the air and they weren't able
to do it. The plane was landing, and I think
they're able to limit the pressure. Is the pressure, Yeah,
that pressurization, if that's even a word, is limited a bit.
So the plane's on his way down. Dude's like, I

(48:48):
don't like it being in here. Opens it and it's
like it's going on them. When I first saw it,
I thought they were in the middle of the air.
I thought, get stuck out of the plane. Yeah, I'm
surprised somebody didn't beat the living daylights out of it.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
This dude. Yeah, he's sorry that he's scared of the kids.
Everyone was scared, not just the kids.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
You know what, I think I've been traumatough, but watching
the video, you apologize to me exact, I don't like flying.
All one hundred and ninety four passengers survived the incident
on flight o Z eight one two four, despite the
door remaining open even as Atlantic Oh my goodness. A
video captured by a passenger showed a gap in the
left hand side of the plane, allowing strong winds to
hit several rows of seated travelers. You see people's faces

(49:28):
that are also sitting in the plane. I'm also surprised
somebody didn't go up and try to shut the door.
That wouldn't have been the move. No way would have
been seatbelts yourself in and just hold on for dear life.
But I'm surprised no one tried to shut the door
just to like save people. But they did for sure.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Yeah, I'm not being that one. I'm gonna stay buckled in. Finally,
I'm gonna tighten that air.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
The man was reported to have attempted to jump out
of the plane after opening the door, which was unsuccessful.
It was chaos with people. One fainted. One flight attendant
called out for doc. Oh my gosh. The man arrested,
like they said, faces ten years in prison. By the
whole suffocated. I felt suffocated. I mean, he flew the
whole plane. It sounds like he wanted I felt something

(50:14):
to commit suicide because he tried to jump, and then
once he didn't, or maybe maybe he was altered, he
was drunk, or he's and so he's like ah, and
then once he kind of comes to with the cops,
you gotta say so, you gotta have a story. I
felt claustphobic.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
You've been on the plane for two hours and all
of a sudden.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
How was he unsuccessful?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I don't know, because he feel like if you're in
a jump, you jumped. Maybe somebody grabbed him right wind
and the door swung open. That part of the story
I did not see. Maybe he pushed them open. He
was hanging out by the door like rainbow, like Sylvester
Salon in that uh that movie, hangs off the edge
of the cliff. Regardless, Cliffhanger pulls himself back in. I
don't know. It's a crazy story.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Though.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
These workers said they were fired for calling the cops.
Master Robbers saw the story. It blows my mind they
were fired. I mean, I get it, but I don't.
This can't be a real rule anymore. I don't think
all across the country places are being almost looted because
people will go in for these Okay, there's multiple people,

(51:19):
let's still as much up as we can. Everybody run out,
and at best they can only catch one or two
of us. And if there's nine ten of them, that's
like an eighty percent success. Right. You just hope you're
not one of the one or two to get caught.
So two women claim they lost their jobs at an
Atlanta Lululmit' store because they called police on master robbers.
Jennifer Ferguson, a former assistant manager, and Rachel Rogers, a

(51:39):
former employee, said they were at work when several men
wearing masks and hoodies walked into the store and just
started grabbing items. They swiped until they couldn't hold any
more product, and they ran out the door. The woman
called police, however, and they didn't chase them. They didn't

(52:01):
try to do justice vigilanti justice. They called police, but
then the store fired them. According to the story, the
store policy is to say out of the way of thieves,
let them steal, and then scan a QR code to
record the loss. Says a wret for Lululemon quote. They said,
I was terminated immediately with no separence because they have
a zero tolerance policy. I guess even calling police counts

(52:22):
as doing something about it. It's so weird, weird. Yeah,
what if they felt like in danger, I'd call the police.
I guess it's all what you say about why you're
calling the police.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, I mean, and obviously their handbook says once they're
the thieves are gone, you scan a QR code.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
For those they don't call the police. No, they just said,
I'm I'm saying it just makes people, or at least
gives them the idea of maybe you can't actually get
away with this crap.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Yeah, that's a good point. Did you chase somebody?

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Right?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
When I worked at Sam's Club, these people were coming
in and they were opening detergent and they would stick
items in the laundry detergent.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
And they came running out.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Of the store, and so I chased him through the
Sam's parking lot and me and Joel over to the
Burlington Coat Factory parking lot, over to the Hooters parking lot.
They climbed up a wall into the woods. Joel followed
him and he got stown by three bees.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
O man, and did you get fired?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I got sat down and scolded by not only the
manager but by the police, saying how dangerous it was
and how irresponsible it was.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
But I did not get fired. Man. They couldn't get
rid of me.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
I was such a good cargo for the best, indispensable
huh until they laid me off a couple months later.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
That article that I read it from his Western Journal,
also the New York Post. I got two things to
talk about here. Number one, there's a roller coaster and
this guy gets on it and he starts writing it,
and then he decided he didn't want to be on
it anymore, so they just stopped it. I thought, once
you committed, I don't care if somebody else you don't
stop the roller coaster. Like I've heard people go like

(53:56):
he is, you don't stop the roller coaster screaming I'm
gonna die now? Do you hear that? Even if someone
stopped the roller coaster in the middle and they evacuated
people because someone didn't want to be on it anymore,
I will be so annoyed.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Now.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
This is from Fox News. The incident happened at Nott'sbury Farm,
in California, when riders on the parks Silver Bowl, a
roller coaster can be seen on video stopped while it's
in mid air. No injuries were reported. A spokesperson for
the park told Fox News the pastor wanted to get off,
So how do you even hear it? How do you
even go? He's got a point that sucks for him?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Can you hear him?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
And it's gotta be quite a decision to pull the
lever and stop the roller coaster, like I don't want
to do. I don't want to get in trouble because
someone's gonna make that decision quickly, and it's probably a
seventeen year old kid is running the ride.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Oh that's all there is.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Let me off. There's no chance.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
And you have to make sure that nobody's upside down.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Well, this one, they're not upside down. Okay, I'm looking
at the video of it. They're still going. You know
it goes up where boom comes down, it's still on
the up. Okay, So that's not not loud. That's the
such jacks when everybody should be freaking out. Yeah, if
you're getting on a roller coaster and it's just chill,
is that even a roller coaster. No, that's a drive
in to work. I wouldn't have stopped it. I'd have

(55:16):
been like, buddy, I'll see you on the other side.
I don't hear anything, so I can't believe they stopped
the roller coaster. It's like if somebody punched somebody on
a plane and they have to go. We have to
land somewhere early so we can get them off the plane.
I'm so annoyed by that. So that's the first one.
The second one, oddly, is a roller coaster story that
Eddie has, because Eddie has a video that you say

(55:38):
is for sure viral.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Guys, this will at least give me two million views
if I posted now. I say, you can't predict virality.
I just know that the algorithm is gonna love this video.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
I say, you can't predict virality. However, what's the video?

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Okay, So when I was at Disneyland, I was videotaping.
I was getting video of a roller coaster ride and
I didn't realize at first, but about five rows up
there's a guy who's enjoying the ride and then his
head goes back and he passes out, and I'm like, wow,
is this guy dead?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
He looks dead bones.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Are you watching the video? I'm watching the video.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
And you know how on an airplane, if you fall
asleep toward the side panel, if you're sitting, you know,
by the window. It's like if you fell asleep toward
the side panel and you were way drunk when you
did it, you would just be like, that's what he's doing.
But it's also pulling his head all around because of
the different directions the cart's pulling, but it's so far up.

Speaker 6 (56:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Oh, I didn't even notice him until any freeze freeze
him in.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
You have to zoom in because you can't even I
mean I never I didn't notice it when I was
riding the roller coaster. So your whole video is eleven
seconds song.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I mean, this is just kind of like what I
did to show you. Yeah, I can probably make.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
It more dramatic.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
And why aren't you putting this up?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Because I don't know if the guy died or not,
Like I literally think the guy might have died.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
When the ride stopped, I just got out, we walked away.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
I didn't notice any of this happening, Like if I
would have gone out and there was you know, ems
there and pulling the guy out of the car.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
I would have been like, Okay, this dude's like in trouble.
It's not good. Well, he did pass out, like I'm
talking about it looks like he's asleep, like lights out.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
So I'm thinking, like I post this video with a
vo that says like I'm riding a roller coaster and
look at this guy five rows up, he passes out.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
What I would do if I were used, I would say,
I'd like a check on this guy. We don't know
if he died or not. Oh, that's good that way
that he used didn't die. He didn't die. And then
everybody starts looking for this guy like he checks in.
It's like, no, man, I'm alive and good.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Did they have like a database where you can check
like any deaths at Disney on this day?

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I don't know to post it? And its like you
care about him, like you just want to check in
on the guy? You do? I mean, I want the views,
really care? You know what I mean? How awesome is that? Dude?
You don't think this can get two million views? I
know we can't predict views.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
What's million?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
I think one is my most. If I get two,
that's what I mean, that's a huge video. I would
post it and I would say, hey, look I was
on a roller coaster and this guy might have died.
That's I mean, that's the sensational headline. Yeah yeah, Now
if you look here, I can't tell if he died here,
or if he's drunk or if he just passed out
because of the roller coaster. If anybody knows, please let

(58:21):
me know. Love it. I'd post it up like that.
I love it, dude. I think all the news outlets
we'll cover this, and now I think you get a
little crazy. They're like, oh, hey, so tomorrow's Access Day.
We're giving you access like never before. If you want
to come to Nashville and hang with our show, we
have an opportunity to make that happen for you for
one day only, though, so make sure you go to
Bobbybones dot com tomorrow for more details. It is Access Day.

(58:42):
That's gonna be awesome and we can't wait for you
guys to be a part of it. Here, Okay, I
want to play this voicemail from Cooper left this last night.
Go ahead. I was one put update on Stanley.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Okaybye now bye.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
So Stanley my bulldog a week or so ago he
went to the emergency room. He was like convulsing, He
like squeaked something out of his throat like a squeaker toy.
And then we were missing a very small squeaker because
our other dog could torn up a toy squeakers in it.
So it's cavol sink like choking. Rush them to the
vet at like eleven pm. We go in. They're like,

(59:16):
do you want us to make them throw up? I say, yes,
throw up, nothing came out. It's okay. Do you want
us to do an endoscopy where we go into a
stomach and try to find it in a stomach and
pull it out. I say yes because they say if
it gets it his intestines, they may have to have
surgery and you can get hung up in there. I
say yes. They go in, they can't find anything. Worst
Easter egg hunt ever, no eggs. They say, he likes treats,

(59:39):
but we can't find the squeaker, and I'm like crap.
They say, do you want us to do an X ray?
At this point, I'm already in like two grand because
they had to call a doctor and to do the endoscopy. Oh,
and I'm like it doesn't matter at this point, Like,
let's just go don't eat up the money. Here's here's
a will barrel of money. Have it, save the dog.
I hate that. And so they do X rays and

(01:00:01):
they say, we see something here. We think this is
what it is, and it's already in his intestines. They're like,
we can do one of two things. It looks large.
He may pass it, he may not, and if he doesn't,
we got to go in and open them up and
take it out. Or you can just take him home tomorrow.
We'll watch him tonight. We can't give him to you tonight.

(01:00:22):
We'll you take come get him tomorrow, take him home,
and then we'll just see. So I go cool. So
I'll leave him overnight, go back the next morning, pick
him up. They're like, well, he didn't poop it out.
He's drunk too. He looked like that guy and Eddi's
roller coaster, like, so take.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Him home and all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
But like one or two times I have examined every
poop he's taken, and I swear to you, if it
was the one time he snuck out and pooped and
it was in there, I'm gonna be so frustrated. I
even tried to find the poop. Regardless, we found nothing,
and we did a X ray of his lungs to
make sure it didn't go into a different part of
his body.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Not in there can do that from the stomach, go
to the lungs. They can just actually the lungs. Okay, yeah,
there's how does the toy get to the lungs? No,
but I don't know. I don't like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Takes a wrong turn, the hole, the wrong hole, good boy,
it happens. So as of now, he's feeling pretty good.
But we haven't seen the squeaker weird.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
It's the mystery squeaker.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
So how much would we get if we find the
squeaker ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Well, here's the thing the trick is, and what makes
it more difficult is we have somebody because I'm gone
a lot, and we searched high and low for that poop.
Couldn't find the poop. We looked everywhere. Okay, I know
it pooped because I saw his back like bent over
like a poop and dog gus couldn't find the poop.
So once a month we have a person that comes

(01:01:48):
to our house and tries to pick up dog poop
from where people walk because the dogs just poop all
the time. So this person comes. It's like a service
and I was like, look for a poop. If you
find any poop that has a squeaker and it let
us know. He can find poop either.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Weird. So there's a mystery squeaker either still in him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
We're gonna take him back in next week for one
more X ray if we can't find it back into
his intestines. I don't know. Did he just absorb the squeaker?
Oh yeah, is it still intent?

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
So he's okay, he's not feeling bad. But man, when
he squeaked out of his throat, he was choking. It
goes just It wasn't funny because I was scared. But
it was weird. Here squeaker going out like sounds like
a cartoon. Yeah, it's like somebody's swallows rubber ducky. Yeah,
it wasn't funny at the time. If he gets out
of this unscathed, well he's scathed a little. If he

(01:02:33):
gets out of this and he's fine, it's kind of funny.
But that's what's up. It didn't cost him like five
thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Well, you have to laugh at it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
I feel like Stanley's name. You know how sometimes people
make their name a dollar sign, like his s should
now be.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
A dollar signed.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Funny.

Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
He's had I believe now fifteen surgeries or small surgical
things that have had to happen to him from like
growth removals.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Weener, but he's had to both eyes, a jaw.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
They can't breathe when they're born anyway, so I count
that one when they had to have part of his tongue. Man,
these bulldogs, they shouldn't make bulldogs, and that's what they do.
They make them and they are so And I never
said I got to have a bulldog. Someone said, hey,
we have this dog, would you like to have it?
It's got a low issue here said sure, I'll take it.

(01:03:22):
He's great. But man, I would just not recommend people
getting a bulldog unless you know you're gonna pay a
ton of money. And they are genetically not engineered to
be alive very long. I get sad because Caitlyn and
I will be talking, like last night, we were sitting
at the dinner table, We're having dinner and talking about
some stuff, and I see Stanley and he's got his
little bed and I was like, he looks like he's
feeling pretty good. I said, but as good as he feels,
I know he's gonna die in like four or five years.

(01:03:43):
He's a bulldog. And she's like, why do you do that? Like,
what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
She's why do you already talk?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Because he's not I'm already sad. Only got like nine
years with them. He's gonna die. Bulldogs don't live very long,
So I get sad for no reason. You can just
enjoy the next I hear you about that, how I roll.
I'm already prepping myself for the sad.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
When you have that thought, you can put a rubber
band on your wrist. And when you have that thought,
snap yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Well, why would I do? That's too bad?

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Thing that hurts top yourself, because it'll be like think,
have your.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
Thoughts about the time you cough myself all the time,
the exactly, and then you'll start to be your brain old.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
That's how my brain works. Then I would just become
immune to that pain. And I need two rubber bands.
You guys, seed me come in with rubber bands all.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Up my arm. That's what would happen. Thank you guys
for listening. To the show. Call us if you want.
We'd love to hear from you questions or comments. Eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's our phone number, eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. I'm playing the Grand Old
Offery tonight. If anybody is in town and they're going
to the operay, that'd be great. I'll be doing a

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stand up set there, So just a heads up. Let's
talk to Charlotte, who lives in Virginia. Hey, Charlotte, good morning,
what's going on? Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Bobby, good morning, what's happening? I just wanted to call
to give you some hope. I have an American bulldog.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
He's thirteen. Wow, that's cool. I mean, is he like
big and fat like mine?

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
Actually, we switched him to a new dog food like
three years ago and it's done amazing for him. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
I don't know. If I just pat my dog let
us all day long, he still wouldn't be fat. And also,
is min an English bulldog or an American bulldog? Oh?
Good question. I don't know. That's how much it didn't
matter to me that it was a bulldog.

Speaker 8 (01:05:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
I'd say he's American English because he lives here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Well, yeah, I mean, obviously I don't know what he is,
though he has to be American because you didn't go
get him from Europe.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
You know, that's not what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
That's not what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
That's not why they call it American or English.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
I think, Yeah, you have English English, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
A lot bigger. Oh, American bulldog looks like a pit bullmore.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
He has not smushed face.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Got it. Yeah, I'm an English bulldog. Smush face, hard
to breathe English? Yeah, fat, Yeah that's me. Uh okay, cool.
Well I appreciate that. Thank you for the cast, Charlotte.
Hope you have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
The one thing I can recommend is treats.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Carrots broccoli. Ain't having that? Yeah, that's not a treat.
I'm gonna tell you right now. I give him a carrot.
That ain't a treat to him. He's like, what is
this crap? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
If I gotta eat it to get a real treat,
I'll do it. But that's what's up, all right, Charlotte.
Thank you, have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
I appreciate everybody calling in, taking your calls. Eight seven
seven seventy seven, Bobby, But let's do the news Bobby's story.
I'll start with infidelity. Signs of infidelity, they say. Relationship
experts say most signs of a cheating partner are very subtle.
Here are the top tip offs. Number one, screwy schedule,

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suddenly working later, spending hours outside the office during the day,
going on more business trips than usual, often at the
last minute. But by the way, I'm gonna say this,
if that's happening, that shouldn't be the only thing where
you go, he's cheating coming from somebody who's a screwy scheduled. Like,
I read this and I'm like, that's me all the time,

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that part of it. So if the other factors happen,
like you need more than just one of these, okay.
Number two overall outlook concerned with appearance and weight and
is buying lots of new clothes. I've always been that way.
There's nothing new, Yeah, nothing new there. Money matters. You
notice a drain in a bank account that your partner
cannot explain, We're good. There a funny feeling the no no, no,

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not a funny. If you have too many questions and
not enough answers, Okay, I get that, but that's not
a funny feeling. That's a feeling based on not getting
the answers that they're wanted. Generally, if something doesn't feel right,
it isn't and I can go with that generally, But
it doesn't mean they're cheating. I would say, if three
of these four screw schedule appearance will wait the draining

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of the bank account, something's up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
If you look and it's gambling like, something's up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
It doesn't have to be there cheating with a person.
But they could be gambling. There's a lot. But three
of the four of those, if that's happening, then you
should probably have that funny feeling. But one let him live,
let him.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
Go to the work tree man, let him keep a
scurry schedule.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
That's from Cosm Paulton magazine. Heck you when I'm gone.
Sometimes my wife's happy, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
She's like, oh, thank god, I didn't want to tell
you that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
But yeah, yeah, yeah. Tons of sugar is horrible for breakfast.
What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
A little mini bar?

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
That's all I've had so far. Now I have my
coffee and I'll have I have another mini bar.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I'm on the go.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
What about you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Well, I had a whole thing of overnight oaks.

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
Good for you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Yeah, I did. My wife did. Okay, it's my scurity schedule,
you know. She she helps me outcause she knows I'm
gonna running to work, and so I had overnight oats.
I had some fruit, I had some almonds. I had
a Laura bar, which is like three ingredients, but I
had that on the way to work, and then have
a bar here too. I gotta kind of eat breakfast
unless I'm doing some sort of fasting for like some project.

(01:08:53):
If I don't have breakfast, I'm just like my blood
sugar gets low. You loopy. I don't know about loopy,
but I like I'm short, Like I'm not like almost irritable.
You can.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
You should try my other mini bar because it's not
mushrooms in it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
I hate mushrooms, but I'm not I'm not there right now.
I'm I hate mushrooms, magic mushrooms. You have a bar
with magic mushroom.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
Yeah, that's why magic, but they are feel good.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
I think she's on it now, Eddie. Why do you
have breakfast morning?

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
I have a banana, that's it. I still have more
food to eat. I have two eggs and go early,
so it is hard to breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
If you have a bagel with cream cheese and a
sugary Starbucks drink for breakfast, you are not helping your brain.
Cut back on processed foods, added sugar, simple carbs, and
then your energy won't tank out and your mind won't
become foggy. But it's easy to say do all the
right stuff when you have time or the money to
do all the right stuff. I'm lucky you have a
wife that is like, don't worry about it, I'll fix

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it up for you. Other than that, I would just
be eating a bowl lucky charms and call them it
a morning, right, But that's from Prevention magazine. They say
for a better morning, try leafy greens, eggs, nuts, or
even fish. Who can eat fish. In the fish catch,
you gotta throw the shad net out catch, then you
gotta catch the.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Fish if you have a bagel with the like salmon
stuff on top of it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
But who's gonna have the salmon? A lot of these
stories are just for richie, I don't know. Next up,
a man's accused of lighting someone on fire at a
mobile gas station. The mobile as in the brand mobile.
This is a road rage story. A man is under
arrest for throwing gasoline on another guy and lighting him
on fire. According to the Hillsbury County Sheriff's Office, two
men engage in a verbal confrontation at a mobile gas
station at Tampa. After the confrontation, Earl Hargrove Junior bought

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a small amount of gasoline and then proceeded to pour
the gas on the victim and light him on fire.
The victim was taken to the hospital. Hargroup was facing
charges of aggravated battered great bodily harm and attempted murder
in the first degree. That's from Fox four. Now, I'm
gonna tell you, though, I'm not gonna I don't know
how it happened. I was in the video, But does
he go a hold on a minute, I'm gonna go
buy some gas. You stay right here. Then he comes

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out and just dumps it like I'm dumping gas on me.
They're probably not gonna be able to get that much
on me because I'm gonna be running. And then after
they dump it on me and they got a flame,
I'm also gonna be running, right. What is it a
match that he throws at you, like, how does he
light you on fire?

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
That's my thought is that he went they had the argument.
One guy went inside to get whatever he was gonna get.
The other guy went to the gas pump, got his
gas and waited for the guy to walk out.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
He tosses it. Throw if you have a flame behind
your back, because you gotta work him quick. It's gotta
be bam bam, because if you pour gas on someone,
I'm getting away from everything right. So, but yeah, that's
a road rage story. That pulled into a gas station.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
I would never get that far. Eer.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Pediatricians share the top activities for kids to avoid this summer.
It's all the fun stuff too. It's everything they want
to do. Don't let him do Number one playing with fireworks.
That's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Fourth of July.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Every doctor agrees, leave it to the pros. But like
if Eddie, if you're considered a pro, you also will
hurt yourself. It's true, dude, I love for it. You
like fireworks, that's the best time of year. Do you
let your kids light some of them? Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
When the wick goes too fast, like oh no, no,
they run away.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
It's the best. That's funny to you It's so funny
going in or around home pools unsupervised, like pools generally,
I get that swimming in a rough ocean. Sure, isn't
that the not using sunscreen or wearing protective clothing, and
then finally riding bicycles without helmets, that's from today. Amy,

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Do you make your kids wear helmets?

Speaker 6 (01:12:31):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Absolutely, we just didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
But probably dumb. But it just wasn't part of the culture.
Safety wasn't part of the culture, Eddie, make your kids
wear helmets? No, I don't, so safety thinks, so not
a part of your dumb man. I'm a skateboarder, you know,
so I don't wear a helmet when I ride.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
So that's so interesting to me because Eddie is such
a hoverer.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
I'm a life hoverer, like in life, like be careful
with stuff like this that could happen to you in life.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
Riding a bike and you're good, Okay, Yeah, they might
not have a life.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
What are they going one hundred miles per hour and
cracked their heads.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
It happened.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
It does happen. Will Ferrell is gonna play John Madden
in a biopic and it's not a comedy. John Legend boom,
till factor to an acting brim John football boom.

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
Does he do the commentary now?

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Now he's dead, he has the video games?

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Yeah, yeah, but recently died year and last year?

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Yeah. He used to be the coach of the Raiders
is yeah, so kind of big guy. Yeah, he wouldn't fly.
He'd take a bus everywhere for his games.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Did you know that? Fun fact?

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Did you?

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
I know?

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
I A should you? Did you know that? So? Reports
are the comedian will play John Madden and it will
not be a comedy, which is good because I hate
it if it's a comedy, Like, I want a real story.
I want the story of John Madden who wasn't supposed
actually get the football video game. They went to other
people and they turned it down and he ended up
just getting it and making so much money off of it.
As well, The Last of Us Season two. I loved

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the Last of Us on HBO Max. It's not coming
until twenty twenty five. Well that's a long time you're
gonna forget about it by them? Yeah? And then finally,
love is really a drug. Stud He found that areas
of the brain affected by love and drugs overlap both
light up the dopamine centers in our brains, causing effective

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pain relief. Funny enough, if you're in love, you're likely
to be in less pain than you would be otherwise.
Scientist suggests that being in love is an effective painkiller
comparable to ibuprofen and advill. That's when the Stanford University
School of Medicine. I'm still gonna take ibuprofen in advill
though I got a headache.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
I got a headache.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
I'm just gonna allow my love to get me out
of this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
It doesn't seem to work. So that's what's sub that's
the news.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Bobby's this urologist talked about guys ping and what they're
doing wrong Sam A. Gerald Collins. He says, men shouldn't
pee standing up. We're claiming it's healthier and more hygiene
to sit down. Amen, brother, Why do you sit down
and pee a lot? A lot? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Sometimes I got work to do now. It's a culture thing, right,
you're manly, you stand up in pe. I think you
can stand up in p but sometimes you're just tired.
You need to sit down. Then why are there urinals?
Exactly because the culture has taught they didn't invent urinals
for like scientific reasons. They put urinals up there because
it's just convenient, and you're you got a stand up

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pe it's men, do you know that's crazy? So because
again he is a consultant eurological surgeon at Alexandria Hospital.
He was talking in an interview about a report they
did say, by the way, there are different cultures where
men pe sitting down and p standing up very much.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Excuse me those Europeans, they probably do that all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Sitting is probably the most efficient way of doing it,
explaining the muscles in the pelvis and the spine are
completely relaxed in that position, making it easier to complete
the peeing process. One not to wear the muscles, and
two to get everything out of you. And so if
you get everything out of you, it's also cleaner. Oh yeah, yeah, wow,
I feel like I get it wrong. I don't know.
Sometimes I'll leave and I'm like, oh, I didn't get

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it on when you sit down your stand up stand up?
Yeah me too. When I stand up here, I told
you we have a weird journal the house. We bought
the house. We were like, wait what this guy had
put in a black journal? And it's bizarre. In the
same bathroom where he put the black journal, there's a
strobe light. Yeah, in the bathroom of our Yeah, what

(01:16:31):
were they doing in that bathroom? I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
There's a black commode, standard toilet, and then there's a
black journal, and I remember going I liked his house.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
But there's some shady stuff that's happened in this bathroom.
And then there's a regular light that turns on the light.
But then there's also a switch beside it slightly smaller
that turns on the strobe light that's all different colors.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
It's like Studio fifty four whatever they.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Called it, disco. Yeah, while you do your business. So anyway,
if you want to sit on to p there's a
story you can use lunchbox. Man. I don't know. I
just don't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
I don't think I can do it, Like if I
got busted sitting down to Pete by moving into my reputation.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
You don't have a reputation really that yeah, man, And
if they say anything, just be like, did you see
the new study that came.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Out by doctor? Keep it in your pocket and be
like youreologist right here. Al Pacino's girlfriend is eight months pregnant.
Al Pacino is eighty two years old right now, she's
twenty nine. Oh my gosh, you probably sat down a
lot to Pete, very healthy down there. Oh yeah, yeah,
I probably sat down for many years to Peter to
be able to pull it off at eighty two. Wow.

(01:17:38):
She has been in a relationship Pacino since April of
last year. She's eight months pregnant. Al Pacino has three
children from a previous relationship. I think she has a
kid another kid and you may look this up hot
by somebody else that's famous and old. Is she the
one that Mick Jagger has a kid with Mike? Wait? Wait?

Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
What? What?

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
I want to make sure it's that it's right? But
I think and maybe she has either maybe she just
find them attractive. Who knows usually when someone's in their
twenty what does she have a kid with them? Okay,
I knew there was a mc jagger thing. It seems
like old guys are her thing. Is it old guys

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or is it rich guys? I didn't guys? Or they
are they just so charming because they have experience? Or
does she have daddy issues? Oh yeah, that could be
a thing. I want to know how she gets in
with you, Like, how does she meet them? That's a
good question.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
I mean she's pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
I mean, if you're pretty, you can pretty much meet anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
One.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
She is a I'm on. She also had a rumored
romance with Clint Eastwood.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
She like old dudes, old rich dudes. Dude, like if
if there's one that's like Oh. She also had a
romance with random guy fever nursing home. Oh yeah, yeah,
maybe she has well this is all this is all
rich old dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
She's also been linked to billionaire property tycoon Nicholas berger
On sixty one years old. Young. Well he's a spring
chicken compared to these other people, right, dang, Maybe she
just found the market that she thrives in. Yeah, she's
in her twenties, an old guys lover, and I guess
she can not vomit when she sees extremely old teschools,

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you know, so cool, but.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Because I'm sure some people will be like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Oh, I can't go through with it. Or maybe these
are just excellent dudes.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
I mean I was gonna say.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
So old, but they're all so old, I know, how
can they all have good personalities? All the people Bobby
mentioned no way. All of them have good personality. Maybe
they all do, but they're all so old that you
would think the personnel has got to be so so
good to be that old.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
But they are so rich and old people are grumpy man,
that's true too.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
And he's going to bed at six pm. True. And
they're like joint like my legs and stuff hurt, my
knees hurt. I'm forty three. She looks good, man, so
that is from TMZ. But is gonna have a kid
at eighty two? Is that selfish of him to have
a kid at eighty two? Thoughts?

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
I mean, he's definitely not gonna be around.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Okay, but you can't ever guarantee anybody's gonna be around.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Wowow.

Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
And maybe she can find a bonus dad.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Yeah, she'll just go on to who's the old guy next? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Do they keep dying? Yeah, I'm at eleven dads. Bonus
dats are good backup plans, though this is like a plan.
Robert de Niro became a dad for the seventh time.
He's seventy nine. See, there's plenty of time. Yeah, Wow,
that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Lunchbucks didn't have a good question earlier. I am kind
of curious how these people meet.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
I'm sure, Oh, you have to just meet one old person,
Darry Ronald can met with other old people. Yeah, another rule,
you're old. Anybody old and get in the club.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
I mean once you're with Mick Jagger, I mean he
hangs out with famous people. She hangs out with those people,
and then he's like, all right, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
You can probably just live in La be hot and
be known as a hot person that will look at
old people naked? Or does she slide into the DMS.
I don't think they have all right, man, send them
a pony Express. She slides into the pony Express. Al Pacino,
I get Alpacina. Robert de Niro mixed up. I guess
they're both having kids. Yes, they're both a seventy nine

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and eighty two, both having kids. Were talking about people.
I get mixed up. I have enough difference than those two,
I don't think. I mean, they play the same kind
of roles too. And then it's also like Demi Levado
and Slaney Gomez. I always would mix them up too,
like they're almost the same person to me as well.

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
Be a middle aged guy thing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
No, it's they're both Disney kids.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
And they both have dark hair and sing songs.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Yeah, and I've thought that forever, and that's very rudy
to say the other one though they do play the
same character.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Yes, de Niro and Patino.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
And I don't like any of those movies. I don't
should say any there are some, but I don't watch
the Scarfaces, Godfathers. Oh dude, those are good. I watched
The Town.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
He lost the one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Yeah, is that ben Affleck and Pacino?

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Of those two, Patino, I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
where they rot.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
They rob Fenway.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Yeah, that's as DiCaprio in the Town. No, he's as
a party. Oh I like that, and that is See
I'm already confused. In Neo, it's all the same story.
They're a mobster, they knew a mobster. So we're talking
about them and they're having kids. And so I have
some callers on and this is CC in Alabama, who
I'd like to talk to first. CC, you're hearing us

(01:22:30):
in this nonsense. We're talking about she's twenty nine having
a kid with an eighty two year old Patino? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what do you think about this?

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
Well? I understand why she would by myself. When I
was in my twenties, dated nothing but older men.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
But how old there's a difference in fifty and eighty two.

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
I dated when I was about twenty four was probably eighty.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
What tell us more? Okay, go ahead, what was up
with it?

Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
Well, they treat you better. They listen when you talk,
they pull out your chair, they open the door for you.
They don't ask you all these stupid questions that young
guys ask. Like most young guys, all they want to
do is, oh, I took you out on a date
and I bought you at dinner. Let's go home, go
in a sack. And it's like, I'm sorry, I cost

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more than a damn filet of fish sandwich.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Okay, So, but how about the fact that, hey, listen,
obviously you've been hurt by somebody. She went straight fish.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
But if they're eighty, just speaking, the average lifespan for
a human man in America as about seventy eight years old,
you know they're probably going to die relatively soon.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
And not only that. If young guys want to get
you in the sack, like old guys don't have a
sack for the most part. If they do, it's a
really old side. So what do you think of when
I say that? How does that make you feel?

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
Problem? Yeah, no problem, no problem getting it up and
having fine. And it ain't always always about the set.
I mean there's a lot more than just the actual
act of intercourse.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
I hear you, But I guess my question is he
they're so old, you don't there's not a future. It's
only about right now. I guess with my wife, it's
thinking about twenty years down the road, thirty years down
the road, Like you don't know, if you can drive
down the road, they're gonna be alive. If they're eighty
years old, they probably can't drive.

Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
True. I mean I've I've been in a car with
a man that was in his seventies and he scared
the crap out of me the way he drove.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Yeah, he just drove like an older So okay, then
let me ask you this. When you would get into
a relationship with somebody that was over eighty, is it
just because it was like a let's just have some
fun right now type thing? No?

Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
Actually they were long term six seven months, just dating,
nothing serious, never marriage. It was just you know, hey,
I'm enjoying your company. I learned a lot. And I'm
in my sixties now, so this is forty years ago.
But every older gentleman I dated and associated with and

(01:25:25):
talked to always wanted me to improve my life, and
I got that out of the relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Okay, listen, I feel thank you for the call. Again,
it's long term, six or seven months?

Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
Well, I mean, did it end.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Then you had to move on? I just collected wills.
You know me?

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
He says two.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
There were good listeners at eighty doubtful. I don't need
to hurt of you a difference. I didn't hear you
in the medical procedure gone wrong has given this dude
twenty two point seven million dollars because Jerry said, you
messed up real bad. So again the number, twenty two
point seven million dollars. He went in to get a
surgery for a prostate cancer diagnosis, and so when he

(01:26:11):
went in the hospital didn't do everything that the jury
has said they should have done, and it's left infection.
He has challenges. He has scar tissue that's up in
his stomach. Sometimes he can't even stand up. Four years
of dealing with complications, twenty two zero point seven million
dollars eighteenth surgery. Now, eighteen surgeries and all these complications

(01:26:35):
for twenty two million dollars. Yes or no, lunchbox man, Yes,
a little scar tissue. I'm gonna go. Know. The one
thing you can't buy really is like great health. You
can keep yourself healthy, but once you your health is
something that you can't fully ever protect. Once you lose that,

(01:26:56):
it's tough to enjoy anything. Right, Like, dude, if I
get a tooth eight, my life is I can't imagine
having something like this.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
You site your tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
Yeah, yeah, it sounds like it's very miserable.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Yeah, twenty two million bucks. You're gonna take all this lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Yeah, I'm gonna take all the surgeries. But I feel
like eventually he's gonna get back to being good.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Like he's sixty this one of a datum. Well she's
older now.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
Yeah, I think I would, you know, take the four
years of pain for twenty two million, because it's sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
But it's not over. The pain's not over after four years.
He's still going through this. Yeah, but you probably afford
some good pain cakes. I wasna the best of the
vest for me. Bailey Zimmerman has earned the biggest country
streaming debut ever and I think maybe one of the
biggest UH album streams of the year. This record is

(01:27:43):
so good and I'm not a big record guy. I
used to be an album guy, so I would just
like to listen to all of it. I don't have
the patience to sit through a whole record anymore and
check out every song, and and sometimes the artists be like,
you know, I'm very much an album person, so I
want to make a whole album that tells the story.
But that's that artist making their own story. It's almost
like my Instagram stories. I think I got a great
set of eleven Instagram stories. Most people are like, I'll

(01:28:04):
watch one or two and skip through, Like I think
my Instagram stories are great, but most people get kind
of bored after a couple unless you're just killing it.
So this album's really good. It's religiously the album. Some
of the songs that we've played rock and a hard
play all this and between a rocket that was.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
A number one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
Fall in Love was a number one, but that song Religiously,
Oh when that chorus hits, I mean, it sounds it
could have been in the eighties, nineties. Two thousands, tens, twenties.
It could have been any genre and it just would
have been a smash. It's one of those ray would
you play the chorus of religiously? Now? In this life?

(01:28:48):
This don't even feel like live because I don't have
the only way to believe in religiously.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
He performed up here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
People were messaging us, going, hey, you guys doing that
vocal thing on his voice, like, why do you put
effects on that? We don't. We don't put effects on anything.
Sometimes we'll have reverb, but that's it. We don't modify
the vocal part of it. We don't do a vocalizer,
auto tune, any of that. And sometimes there are people

(01:29:18):
that come on it they don't sound that great. I
thought Bailey sounded awesome when he was in the studio career.
Come on, I don't really know the words. I just
know and it's like, so congrats to Bailey. It's just
a kid who made a video on TikTok that never

(01:29:40):
really sang, never really sang his whole life, and then
all of a sudden just crushing it. But he's so good.
Sometimes people will give these artists that come from TikTok
a hard time but it's just generational as to what
that thing is that people get upset about. It used
to be coming off of a show, Oh they don't
pay their dues, Now it's coming off TikTok. It's all

(01:30:01):
the same. You can track back generations of where people
came from and how people that did it a certain
way get upset when people that didn't do it the
way that they were. Eventually, there's going to be where
all the TikTokers are mad because in the future people
are speculating based on how they talk that they can
be a good singer, and like, oh man, you just
heard their voice talk, and now you're giving them a

(01:30:21):
record deal based on how they can sing. I think
it's so cool how the different ways people can get
discovered now. But it is just a bar, yes, and
it's not like anyone has any advantage over anybody else.
On TikTok. There is no Well, if you get on
and you look like this, and things have to go viral,
like things have to be performed at a level consistently,
and yeah, is it harder for them? I think Bailey's

(01:30:44):
had issues speaking for him, but he's told me about this.
He doesn't have a whole lifetime of touring and making
those muscles big and is or knowing how to sing
form multiple nights in a row so his voice muscles.
He's learning that par as he goes. There are some
artists who can do that because they've done it really well,
but they're learning the social media part of it as

(01:31:04):
they go. He just happen to get this one before
that one man, No one, but he is. He's real good.
Bobby Boone show up today. This story comes us from Oregon.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
A nineteen year old was driving this twenty sixteen BMW
on Interstate five. He's like, let me see how fast
I can get this thing going. A cop whoo whoo
pulls him over, says, hey, man, I caught you going
one hundred and seventy six miles an hour, and the
guy goes, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
I got it up to one eighty three and you're
being honest, so you're free. Oh yeah, that very nice,
full Brady bunch. Oh wow, Jan you really told the
truth and because of that you're not in trouble. That's
what the cop should do.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Wow, that's way. Who would ever go that fast?

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
I feel like your car would fly off the road
to you in that fast. You feel like if you
go that fast, you're for sure gonna get caught, because
it's like if everybody's wearing white and you decide to
wear red one day and everybody's standing, it's like you're
just you just stick out that much. So what happened,
I'm assuming trouble.

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
Noah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
He was arrested for reckless driving. Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble,
and that's probably where they put you in jail jail. Yea, yeah,
he went to jail, jail, jail, jail, jail. All right,
thank you. I'm lunchbox at your bonehead Story of the day.
For the last year or so that we've done the show,
this one guy keeps reaching out to Amy for foot pictures.
Here's pictures of her one foot two feet. I don't know,

(01:32:27):
but he's like, I'll give you a hundred bucks, two
hundred bucks, three hundred bucks. And then he was like
offering her money to do like giant foot pictures. Yeah,
giantness or were you or you shoot it from below
and it's like your foot is huge.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Oh, it's like the angle like.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
You're stepping on something.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Yeah, And so she's not done it, or at least
she hasn't admitted that she's done it.

Speaker 7 (01:32:47):
Done it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
But it's also feed like who cares.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
I know you'd put your feet up for free, so
why would you not do it for money? This guy
is a different angle now, So now what does he
want from you?

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
Well, he's offered four hundred dollars. This is the highest
I offer it. And I don't even have to take
a picture. He wants me.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
This is the new angle.

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
All I have to do is write a short story.
And in this story, I'm a giant.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Ness or whatever, you're a giant foot, which.

Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
Is I'm a giant.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
I am a very large woman, okay, like very tall
and big, like a giant, And people break into my
home and I have to write a short story about
how I like squashed them out of my house, like
I oh, and then I get them to leave, like
I don't know, that's literally what he asked for?

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
How short?

Speaker 5 (01:33:33):
Good question?

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
I mean I could write it for you in like
I don't know, two minutes and then split the money
that I like to just tell you you can just
write it down right now. One night I was all alone,
oh okay, and I could feel the throbbing in my
right foot, which was so much bigger than my left.
I was born with a disease that made my right
foot size twenty seven and my left foot size seven.

(01:33:54):
I was made fun of my whole life for this.
And as I lie alone in my bed, and again
I say alone because no one wanted to marry me,
I lie alone with my foot throbbing as it did
every night. I hear a rustle in the living room.
That's hard for me to get to bed because my
right foot is so big. But I drag it into
the living room. As I drag it through the hallway,

(01:34:16):
they hear I'm approaching. They said, do you hear something?
And I say, yeah, it's me. And with that, my
foot turns from throbbing into electric and it turns into
a superhero foot. And the foot is so strong, and
all of a sudden, my foot is darting across the room,
leading the way for me. Smush goes the first guy

(01:34:36):
against the wall. My foot is so large. The heel
of my foot goes in and about the guy's pelvis
and nds at asternum. That's the top of it. That's
how big my foot is. It pushes through his and
his gut splurred everywhere. From across the room. Another guy
tries to dart out, but no, I take the foot
and I boom. I blocked the doorway with it. There's

(01:34:57):
nowhere he can go now balancing on my little foot.
But nobody cares about that, but my bigfoot. I don't know, dude.
I'm starting to get weirded out by this myself.

Speaker 6 (01:35:05):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Also, my bigfoot kicks back to the back, hits him
in the head and he's knocked out. And then I
lay over him. I lift the big foot up, and
should I smush up with my foot or should I
let him go? I call the cops and I say, cops,
I need you to come and get this guy. And
they said, what do you do. You say, well, he
robbed my house. They said, okay, hold him and I
say no, thank you, and I smashed him. Oh wow,
he's gonna love that. And then my throbbing foot went

(01:35:26):
back to sleep. Then there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Put that on the fly, right.

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
I pulled up the DM specifically, and I forgot that
he sent that that first part.

Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
You got it right.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
But then like twenty four hours later he sent a
note that said and Bobby and Kaitlyn are part of
the people that break in because they're looking for help.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
But you crush them, oh you can.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
Just and the cops show up and they looked just
like Bobby and Caitlyn. There you go, turns out their
secret night cops. And they've been lying to me the
whole time. You know what I don't like liars. Smashed
them both. They're dead too.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
The step on them and sweep them away.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
There you go, that's it, pay me, huh, I'll take
I'll take two fifty. I did most of the work there.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
Yeah, I mean I kind of ignored it for a
second and then he hit me up again. Seriously, if
you're up for it, four hundred dollars, smiley.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
Face and we use word throbbing foot over and over again.
You like that?

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
That ain't I don't know what it is. Thank you,
we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Goodbye, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
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