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C K. Carmen be ninety five. We're letting you finish the sentence two
four seven to fifty five ninety fivetalking about getting it in and getting injured.
Do it all right? Man?So we're not gonna ask any names,
but it goes like this, well, getting it on you injured your
blank you're back, You're back.Oh okay, So what happened? Where
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were you set the tone? Yeah? You know, we're just we're just
in that position, you know.And I messed somebody back when I was
younger. So when I get thatwrong position, it's like pinching back there
and I can Oh you got thatpinch nerve. Now we gotta ask you
said with your leg yes exactly,because I'm telling you there ain't nothing worse
but fall over. Yea, youjust fall over. Look, stupid butt
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naked, you're telling me you couldn'tfinish the deed not Hell no, I
had to let it. I hadto let that pinch go away, all
right. So you know, wegotta ask this question. What is that
position that you're like, nab bro, we can't even go there. Oh
that I turn in my back isuh? Oh damn. Women out there
like oh no, man, listen, I put the leg up with the
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leg. Okay, you're putting theleg He see you were doing too much.
That's why. See you started puttingthe leg up. That's when you
started throwing your back out. Hey, that's okay. Well hold on,
don't go anywhere. B ninety five. While getting it on, you injured
your blank talk to us, Ohmy god, I injured my head.
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Oh okay, you gotta talents,girl. What happened y'all? Y'all started
at the bottom of the bed andended up started at the bottom. Now
we're here. I don't remember howit happened. I just were, you
know, me and my husband weredoing our thing, and then all of
a sudden, I hit my headreally hard on the bed frame. So
I was just seeing little stars fora minute. Damn. And your man's
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was just going at it. Hewas like, did he at least stop
for man? And he was likeokay, I'm like yeah and nah he
said. It sounds like it waslike you're okay while he was still humping
you. Okay over there. Yeah, it was funny though. It was
a funny moment for us. Allright, hang on, okay, farming
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be ninety five. It's all aboutyou finishing the sentence, and it goes
like this while getting it on youinjured your what? I injured? My
you're leg all right? You gottaexplain the late injury. Please set the
tail go ahead from do you gettoo hard stretching it? What are you
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doing this? Were you doing thesplits on a day TV antenna? What
were you really doing? Come on, tell us a story. We don't
know your name. It was justa very um different position we were trying.
I was like a first for youguys. Yes, and I can
handle this. She's like, Igot it out that Karma suitra book,
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you know where they have no right. Yes, he just wants to try
different things all the time. Notwhen I get injured. I'm done.
She's like, and that was thelast time we try something straight up missionary.
Nah. I'm sure she holds itdown different ways. Don't be undercot
my girl. There ain't nothing wrongwith missionary. People say, oh,
it's vanilla, but you know what, Vanilla's the favorite ice cream of the
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world. It is, but seea lot of the hate it. What
do you want to They feel likethey got to do the most word blah
blah, blah, play ain't playing. Look, there's so many English you
can go with missionary, you know, legs up on the shoulder. I'm
just throwing out different ideas. Theyget the missionary where you get nothing some
days. Okay, yeah, underneaththe hips. She knows I'm man,
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and listen. Do what you gottado to make it easier on yourself.
But you're gonna make this happen.Hey, y'all, firs daby, Okay,
thank you, more of your phonecalls next to two four seven to
fifty five ninety five c K andCarmen's v ninety five two for seven fifty
five ninety five taking your phone callsnow she can calm and be ninety five.
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Well getting it on You injured yourblank, my leg, my knee
by getting wall burnt. Oh waitwait did you say on the wall?
On the wall, on the wall. Okay, break it down to us.
How did this happen? So Iwas using the bed the bed frame,
and the wall was next to thebedframe, and I didn't stop,
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and so by the time we weredone, we I had blood. You
were using the bed frame. AllI know is when you have blood while
getting it in something should have stoppeda long time ago. Well, it
depends. You can't just stop thistime. You gotta picture battle. Yeah,
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pick your battle. You're like,well, what's that gonna do?
I gotta pick up the blood afterwards? Who cares? I can always later.
And she was like, I didnot get injured to not finish.
Okay, what you're like, Idid not. I did not get injured
to not finish. I'm gonna finish. I'm gonna finish, and I still
have the scar. And it's beenlike that better have been the best.
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Oh ever, yeah, man,battle holes right there, hang out for
it's okay, Carmen B ninety fiveon is finish the sentence and it goes
like this while getting it on youinjured your what? Oh man, let
me try. This is probably gonnabe the worst one. So obviously we're
getting in and you're gonna dog youwhatever, and my tone nail, wait,
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yeah, yeah, please explain.Remember you tell me what happened?
How did you get there? Okay, so that the edge I'm staying from
there. Okay, Well, inthe movement, I blew my foot to
the lad right and a fact movementobviously, and my tone nail, So
you tone on the carpet or whatdid it catch on? Okay, cut
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on the bottom of the bed whereso it my todal came up paint man,
So yeah, man, I happenedto pull my foot back and look,
dude at it's Harvard in blood.Oh wait, but did you finish?
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I had to finish thinking by athreat. But I'm a fishing.
We were close, so we wereable to finish, able to get it
done. All right, hold on, don't go anywhere, man, c
k and Carmen. You'll be thevery last one. And it goes like
this, getting it on, youinjured your blank while getting it on.
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I injured my knees. Okay,I don't care. Okay, what happened.
So we were living with my grandpathe time, and our bed was
really squeaky, so we put it. We were on the floor with one
break on his dogging, and youknow, eventually it was just like crazy,
like I had the craziest band.I had to go to the emergency
because I was just like third degreeburn damn, thirty three burns he gotten
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you know, from sex, wenton, you know, to everything else.
Right now, you don't gotta giveme any more details. I kind
of have an idea, yea,all right, hold on, don't go
anywhere. Third degree though at agrandpa's house done. She was like,
he was like, you know,for some reason, why of the bands
at grandparents's house always so damn squeaking. Hey, man, they broke it
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in. They broke it in.You got here, hold on, don't
go anywhere, Okay, all right, c K and Carmen B. Ninety
five. Man, that's crazy.Cheaters, beware work the roses. He's
on the air with c K andCarmen in the morning on B ninety five.
All right, So when you thinksomebody's cheating or someone's being unfaithful,
you hit us up and we getto the bottom of things inside a war
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of the roses. CK and CarmenB ninety five. Good morning, talk
to us. All right, Soyou want to do a war of the
roses on your man's what's happening?Yes? Um, Well, we've been
stating for about two years and rightnow we're talking about the idea of moving
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in with each other. Okay,Um. So we recently took a road
trip together and when I went tolook through Eli's toiletry bag through tweezers.
I saw he had old condoms andhe's toiletry bag. You don't use condoms.
Wait, you said old condoms anduse condoms. She said, they
don't use condoms. Oh so youfound condoms, but they don't use condoms,
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Okay, right exactly. And Imean I thought they might be from
like previous hookup. So I'm notone hundred percent worried, but because we
may be moving in together soon,I just I really want to know,
you know, right, mind,Yeah, Like let's just let's just adjusting
in the room. Well damn it, Like how long is he not cleaned
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out his toiletry bag? Has hebeen going on other trips recently? Um?
Not, That's what I can thinkof. That's why it's so dark
to me and y'all have been togetherfor two years. Yeah, and there's
condoms in the toiletry bag. Yeah, bada. Like when I first started
dating my man, right, wewere about a year in, maybe maybe
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a year in, I don't know. Um, but in the center console,
I found some condoms too that lookedlike they weren't new, Like they
looked like the box was a littlelike worn, like yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, and like theyhad been sitting in there along with like
papers and other stuff just in case. But I had to question it too,
because what is yeah, what ifthey just the box may be a
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little mess up, but he hadjust bottom or something. So I think
it is something that you should getto the bottom of it. Especially,
I think it is fair for youto ask or at least get to the
bottom of it. And if youdon't want to ask because you don't feel
like he's gonna be honest, andyeah, this would be the way to
go. Now, this is theway to go. You definitely have the
red flag right there. You foundsome condoms in the toy let tree bag.
See, I'm the type of personnot do the math. Y'all been
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together for two years. If hehasn't taken trips in over two years,
then you know what you right?Yeah, maybe they's some old condoms.
If you're like, you know whathe did doing trips about six months ago?
Did something a year ago? Iknow he used this toilet tree bag.
What's these condoms? Folks? That'sthat partner she like seems to not
remember really right, right, Ican understand that. Two So you're like,
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man, I'm not sure, here'swhat we're gonna do. You're not
like keeping score right right, Okay, So here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna call Eli. We're gonnaoffer up a dozen roses. We're gonna
see who he's gonna send the flowerstoo, and we're gonna find out what's
up with the condoms in the toilettree bag. Thank you, that's what
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we do. Hold on now,okay, okay, Skan Carmen B ninety
five, in the middle of theWar of the roses. What's Eli gonna
say? You're gonna find out nextsk and Carmen in the morning catching those
cheaters. It's war of the rosesnow on D ninety five. So the
question is, are we gonna catcha cheater right now? Ck and Carmen's
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B ninety five. Yes, we'rein the middle of a war of the
roses. I'm gonna call Eli nowand find out what's up with those condoms
in the toiletry bag. She foundthose condoms. She's trying to figure out
what's up. Hello, good morning, good morning, good morning. I'm
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looking for Eli. Yeah, thisis Eli, Eli. How you doing.
It's Rogers from CNC Floral. See, we're a brand new floral shop
that just opened up in Fresno atSean Blackstone, And we have a tremendous
promotion to day in which Eli,you just want a dozen free roses?
Oh is that right? Yes,it is a matter of fact. We're
not gonna ask for your credit cardinformation, none of that stuff. You
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were selected at random, and allwe're doing is a word of mouth promotion,
going up against the big guy.Okay, I'm gonna stop you right
there. Hold on. You know, me and my girl listen to you
guys all the time. I'm gonnatell you right now, this is where
the roses. This is war ofthe roses right now. Okay, you're
not getting me. You're not gettingme. Okay, yeah you right,
yeah right c K carm and beingnaty five. So if you know it's
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war the roses. You know we'reon the radio. You know your girl
is right here around the corner whereshe hello you there? Yeah, what
about the condoms in your bag?Your toiletry back, that's what she's calling.
You're playing around and you don't thinkwe know about the condoms in the
toiletry bag? Looking for them tweezersand the condoms is up in there.
Yeah, oh my god. Youknow, honestly, I don't really use
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that bag, Like I go onout of town maybe once every few years,
and if you check, like thedate on my toothpaste, it's probably
exploit I remember using my toothpaste onthe trip of one recently. It was
all stale and nasty. So yeah, I had condoms in there from I
don't even know if they're probably likethree years old. It's just my is
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the bag I've always had ready togo when I need it. But yeah,
most of that stuff never gets touched. Okay, okay, okay,
So you're saying that these are oldproducts that you had, Yeah, yeah,
because we don't use condoms, Soyeah, I could see why she
would be suspicious of that. Allright, Well you know, um,
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you might want to check the dateon them condoms, just saying damn um.
But you know, if those reallyare old condoms and it's an old
toiletry bag, I guess there's nothinghere. Yeah. Yeah, so they're
they're old, which means, um, you know, you can get on
with your new journey, which youwe're talking about moving in together. Yeah,
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yeah, we're gonna move in,you know, I'm gonna throw out
those old common condoms from the toiletrybag. And you never know, maybe
when she's off the pill, maybethere might be a little Eli coming around.
We need to worry about those condoms, planning a future with you girls.
You know what, that's beautiful rightthere, Okay, I mean the
reality of it is, no condoms. Well they're old condoms, and he
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wants a little Eli with you,guy, all right, a little Eli
with you? Are you? That'sso cute? Just laughing. You don't
even know what to say. I'mjust happy these things are old, and
yeah, let's move past it.So now now everything's out, there's no
more hiding anything, right right,love you, love you all right,
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thank you so much for also listeningto the show. And we appreciate you
guys. You guys have a greatday. Okay, all appreciate it.
So there you go, man,good news inside this wharf the roses Ck
and Carmen. It's being ninety five. There you go, wrapping up the
seven thirty wake that ass submit shoutout to double barrel, Darryl CK and
Carmon being ninety five the right about. Now we go around the room.
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We spread a little positivity, littlething that we like to do called what's
Good. It's brought to you byyour friends, No Area workforce connection.
Carmen's good, Laura Perez's was good. You know, when you have that
one worker, it's like goes aboveand beyond. And sometimes they could be
annoying, but sometimes they could bea big help. You know what.
This one was a big help.Laura Perez was a big help. So
Emily she has a ring of herfather's ashes on it right, so obviously
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never takes off the ring and meanseverything to her. One day she realized
it was no longer on her finger, went into panic mode, was like,
I have no idea where it couldhave gone. I never take off
my ring. Called her her momand a panic was like, Mom,
I can't find my ring. Youalready know how this means to me.
And the Mom's like, okay,retrack, you know, think of all
the places you could have lost it. The mom was like, maybe this
is an idea. She ends upcalling the Corpus Christie Park and Recreation Department
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and they actually end up looking forit because they left the voicemail where she
sounded panic is like, hey,this means everything to my daughter, damn
near crying. The lady that pickedup was Laura, who was operation supervisor
at the time, and was like, look, I gotta make sure I
at least try to find it.She went through tons of trash to make
sure she found it and ended upfinding it for her great worker right there,
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someone that went above and beyond tohelp out the community and do her
job. And a ring that's crazy. She the real MVP for that.
I might have been like, youknow what, man, he looks like
that ring is lost. I know, you know I looked, and I
wouldn't even ever looked. That'd havebeen like I looked, couldn't find it
anywhere, couldn't find it impossible.Yeah, you know, I'd be like,
Na, you know what. Ilooked. I looked at several different
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places. I couldn't find it.So shout out to Laura. Laura's a
different person, a different brief.Also inside, what's good. I'll keep
it brief. We got a bigbackpack giveaway going on tomorrow Blackstone Toyota right
there and Blackstone and Bullard. Soget out to Blackstone Toyota tomorrow starting at
ten am. You can actually lineup your cars before ten am, but
get out there and make sure youget your backpacks. You can join myself,
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my girl Carmen. We're gonna beout there back to school backpack giveaway
Blackstone Toyota tomorrow with B ninety five. And that's was good.
C K. Carmen be ninety five. We're letting you finish the sentence two
four seven to fifty five ninety fivetalking about getting it in and getting injured.
Do it all right? Man?So we're not gonna ask any names,
but it goes like this, well, getting it on you injured your
blank you're back, You're back.Oh okay, So what happened? Where
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were you set the tone? Yeah? You know, we're just we're just
in that position, you know.And I messed somebody back when I was
younger. So when I get thatwrong position, it's like pinching back there
and I can Oh you got thatpinch nerve. Now we gotta ask you
said with your leg yes exactly,because I'm telling you there ain't nothing worse
but fall over. Yea, youjust fall over. Look, stupid butt
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naked, you're telling me you couldn'tfinish the deed not Hell no, I
had to let it. I hadto let that pinch go away, all
right. So you know, wegotta ask this question. What is that
position that you're like, nab bro, we can't even go there. Oh
that I turn in my back isuh? Oh damn. Women out there
like oh no, man, listen, I put the leg up with the
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leg. Okay, you're putting theleg He see you were doing too much.
That's why. See you started puttingthe leg up. That's when you
started throwing your back out. Hey, that's okay. Well hold on,
don't go anywhere. B ninety five. While getting it on, you injured
your blank talk to us, Ohmy god, I injured my head.
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Oh okay, you gotta talents,girl. What happened y'all? Y'all started
at the bottom of the bed andended up started at the bottom. Now
we're here. I don't remember howit happened. I just were, you
know, me and my husband weredoing our thing, and then all of
a sudden, I hit my headreally hard on the bed frame. So
I was just seeing little stars fora minute. Damn. And your man's
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was just going at it. Hewas like, did he at least stop
for man? And he was likeokay, I'm like yeah and nah he
said. It sounds like it waslike you're okay while he was still humping
you. Okay over there. Yeah, it was funny though. It was
a funny moment for us. Allright, hang on, okay, farming
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be ninety five. It's all aboutyou finishing the sentence, and it goes
like this while getting it on youinjured your what? I injured? My
you're leg all right? You gottaexplain the late injury. Please set the
tail go ahead from do you gettoo hard stretching it? What are you
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doing this? Were you doing thesplits on a day TV antenna? What
were you really doing? Come on, tell us a story. We don't
know your name. It was justa very um different position we were trying.
I was like a first for youguys. Yes, and I can
handle this. She's like, Igot it out that Karma suitra book,
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you know where they have no right. Yes, he just wants to try
different things all the time. Notwhen I get injured. I'm done.
She's like, and that was thelast time we try something straight up missionary.
Nah. I'm sure she holds itdown different ways. Don't be undercot
my girl. There ain't nothing wrongwith missionary. People say, oh,
it's vanilla, but you know what, Vanilla's the favorite ice cream of the
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world. It is, but seea lot of the hate it. What
do you want to They feel likethey got to do the most word blah
blah, blah, play ain't playing. Look, there's so many English you
can go with missionary, you know, legs up on the shoulder. I'm
just throwing out different ideas. Theyget the missionary where you get nothing some
days. Okay, yeah, underneaththe hips. She knows I'm man,
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and listen. Do what you gottado to make it easier on yourself.
But you're gonna make this happen.Hey, y'all, firs daby, Okay,
thank you, more of your phonecalls next to two four seven to
fifty five ninety five c K andCarmen's v ninety five two for seven fifty
five ninety five taking your phone callsnow she can calm and be ninety five.
(04:03):
Well getting it on You injured yourblank, my leg, my knee
by getting wall burnt. Oh waitwait did you say on the wall?
On the wall, on the wall. Okay, break it down to us.
How did this happen? So Iwas using the bed the bed frame,
and the wall was next to thebedframe, and I didn't stop,
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and so by the time we weredone, we I had blood. You
were using the bed frame. AllI know is when you have blood while
getting it in something should have stoppeda long time ago. Well, it
depends. You can't just stop thistime. You gotta picture battle. Yeah,
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pick your battle. You're like,well, what's that gonna do?
I gotta pick up the blood afterwards? Who cares? I can always later.
And she was like, I didnot get injured to not finish.
Okay, what you're like, Idid not. I did not get injured
to not finish. I'm gonna finish. I'm gonna finish, and I still
have the scar. And it's beenlike that better have been the best.
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Oh ever, yeah, man,battle holes right there, hang out for
it's okay, Carmen B ninety fiveon is finish the sentence and it goes
like this while getting it on youinjured your what? Oh man, let
me try. This is probably gonnabe the worst one. So obviously we're
getting in and you're gonna dog youwhatever, and my tone nail, wait,
(05:35):
yeah, yeah, please explain.Remember you tell me what happened?
How did you get there? Okay, so that the edge I'm staying from
there. Okay, Well, inthe movement, I blew my foot to
the lad right and a fact movementobviously, and my tone nail, So
you tone on the carpet or whatdid it catch on? Okay, cut
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on the bottom of the bed whereso it my todal came up paint man,
So yeah, man, I happenedto pull my foot back and look,
dude at it's Harvard in blood.Oh wait, but did you finish?
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I had to finish thinking by athreat. But I'm a fishing.
We were close, so we wereable to finish, able to get it
done. All right, hold on, don't go anywhere, man, c
k and Carmen. You'll be thevery last one. And it goes like
this, getting it on, youinjured your blank while getting it on.
(06:41):
I injured my knees. Okay,I don't care. Okay, what happened.
So we were living with my grandpathe time, and our bed was
really squeaky, so we put it. We were on the floor with one
break on his dogging, and youknow, eventually it was just like crazy,
like I had the craziest band.I had to go to the emergency
because I was just like third degreeburn damn, thirty three burns he gotten
(07:05):
you know, from sex, wenton, you know, to everything else.
Right now, you don't gotta giveme any more details. I kind
of have an idea, yea,all right, hold on, don't go
anywhere. Third degree though at agrandpa's house done. She was like,
he was like, you know,for some reason, why of the bands
at grandparents's house always so damn squeaking. Hey, man, they broke it
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in. They broke it in.You got here, hold on, don't
go anywhere, Okay, all right, c K and Carmen B. Ninety
five. Man, that's crazy.Cheaters, beware work the roses. He's
on the air with c K andCarmen in the morning on B ninety five.
All right, So when you thinksomebody's cheating or someone's being unfaithful,
you hit us up and we getto the bottom of things inside a war
(07:49):
of the roses. CK and CarmenB ninety five. Good morning, talk
to us. All right, Soyou want to do a war of the
roses on your man's what's happening?Yes? Um, Well, we've been
stating for about two years and rightnow we're talking about the idea of moving
(08:09):
in with each other. Okay,Um. So we recently took a road
trip together and when I went tolook through Eli's toiletry bag through tweezers.
I saw he had old condoms andhe's toiletry bag. You don't use condoms.
Wait, you said old condoms anduse condoms. She said, they
don't use condoms. Oh so youfound condoms, but they don't use condoms,
(08:33):
Okay, right exactly. And Imean I thought they might be from
like previous hookup. So I'm notone hundred percent worried, but because we
may be moving in together soon,I just I really want to know,
you know, right, mind,Yeah, Like let's just let's just adjusting
in the room. Well damn it, Like how long is he not cleaned
(08:56):
out his toiletry bag? Has hebeen going on other trips recently? Um?
Not, That's what I can thinkof. That's why it's so dark
to me and y'all have been togetherfor two years. Yeah, and there's
condoms in the toiletry bag. Yeah, bada. Like when I first started
dating my man, right, wewere about a year in, maybe maybe
(09:18):
a year in, I don't know. Um, but in the center console,
I found some condoms too that lookedlike they weren't new, Like they
looked like the box was a littlelike worn, like yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, and like theyhad been sitting in there along with like
papers and other stuff just in case. But I had to question it too,
because what is yeah, what ifthey just the box may be a
(09:41):
little mess up, but he hadjust bottom or something. So I think
it is something that you should getto the bottom of it. Especially,
I think it is fair for youto ask or at least get to the
bottom of it. And if youdon't want to ask because you don't feel
like he's gonna be honest, andyeah, this would be the way to
go. Now, this is theway to go. You definitely have the
red flag right there. You foundsome condoms in the toy let tree bag.
See, I'm the type of personnot do the math. Y'all been
(10:03):
together for two years. If hehasn't taken trips in over two years,
then you know what you right?Yeah, maybe they's some old condoms.
If you're like, you know whathe did doing trips about six months ago?
Did something a year ago? Iknow he used this toilet tree bag.
What's these condoms? Folks? That'sthat partner she like seems to not
remember really right, right, Ican understand that. Two So you're like,
(10:26):
man, I'm not sure, here'swhat we're gonna do. You're not
like keeping score right right, Okay, So here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna call Eli. We're gonnaoffer up a dozen roses. We're gonna
see who he's gonna send the flowerstoo, and we're gonna find out what's
up with the condoms in the toilettree bag. Thank you, that's what
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we do. Hold on now,okay, okay, Skan Carmen B ninety
five, in the middle of theWar of the roses. What's Eli gonna
say? You're gonna find out nextsk and Carmen in the morning catching those
cheaters. It's war of the rosesnow on D ninety five. So the
question is, are we gonna catcha cheater right now? Ck and Carmen's
(11:07):
B ninety five. Yes, we'rein the middle of a war of the
roses. I'm gonna call Eli nowand find out what's up with those condoms
in the toiletry bag. She foundthose condoms. She's trying to figure out
what's up. Hello, good morning, good morning, good morning. I'm
(11:33):
looking for Eli. Yeah, thisis Eli, Eli. How you doing.
It's Rogers from CNC Floral. See, we're a brand new floral shop
that just opened up in Fresno atSean Blackstone, And we have a tremendous
promotion to day in which Eli,you just want a dozen free roses?
Oh is that right? Yes,it is a matter of fact. We're
not gonna ask for your credit cardinformation, none of that stuff. You
(11:54):
were selected at random, and allwe're doing is a word of mouth promotion,
going up against the big guy.Okay, I'm gonna stop you right
there. Hold on. You know, me and my girl listen to you
guys all the time. I'm gonnatell you right now, this is where
the roses. This is war ofthe roses right now. Okay, you're
not getting me. You're not gettingme. Okay, yeah you right,
yeah right c K carm and beingnaty five. So if you know it's
(12:15):
war the roses. You know we'reon the radio. You know your girl
is right here around the corner whereshe hello you there? Yeah, what
about the condoms in your bag?Your toiletry back, that's what she's calling.
You're playing around and you don't thinkwe know about the condoms in the
toiletry bag? Looking for them tweezersand the condoms is up in there.
Yeah, oh my god. Youknow, honestly, I don't really use
(12:39):
that bag, Like I go onout of town maybe once every few years,
and if you check, like thedate on my toothpaste, it's probably
exploit I remember using my toothpaste onthe trip of one recently. It was
all stale and nasty. So yeah, I had condoms in there from I
don't even know if they're probably likethree years old. It's just my is
(13:00):
the bag I've always had ready togo when I need it. But yeah,
most of that stuff never gets touched. Okay, okay, okay,
So you're saying that these are oldproducts that you had, Yeah, yeah,
because we don't use condoms, Soyeah, I could see why she
would be suspicious of that. Allright, Well you know, um,
(13:22):
you might want to check the dateon them condoms, just saying damn um.
But you know, if those reallyare old condoms and it's an old
toiletry bag, I guess there's nothinghere. Yeah. Yeah, so they're
they're old, which means, um, you know, you can get on
with your new journey, which youwe're talking about moving in together. Yeah,
(13:43):
yeah, we're gonna move in,you know, I'm gonna throw out
those old common condoms from the toiletrybag. And you never know, maybe
when she's off the pill, maybethere might be a little Eli coming around.
We need to worry about those condoms, planning a future with you girls.
You know what, that's beautiful rightthere, Okay, I mean the
reality of it is, no condoms. Well they're old condoms, and he
(14:07):
wants a little Eli with you,guy, all right, a little Eli
with you? Are you? That'sso cute? Just laughing. You don't
even know what to say. I'mjust happy these things are old, and
yeah, let's move past it.So now now everything's out, there's no
more hiding anything, right right,love you, love you all right,
(14:28):
thank you so much for also listeningto the show. And we appreciate you
guys. You guys have a greatday. Okay, all appreciate it.
So there you go, man,good news inside this wharf the roses Ck
and Carmen. It's being ninety five. There you go, wrapping up the
seven thirty wake that ass submit shoutout to double barrel, Darryl CK and
Carmon being ninety five the right about. Now we go around the room.
(14:48):
We spread a little positivity, littlething that we like to do called what's
Good. It's brought to you byyour friends, No Area workforce connection.
Carmen's good, Laura Perez's was good. You know, when you have that
one worker, it's like goes aboveand beyond. And sometimes they could be
annoying, but sometimes they could bea big help. You know what.
This one was a big help.Laura Perez was a big help. So
Emily she has a ring of herfather's ashes on it right, so obviously
(15:11):
never takes off the ring and meanseverything to her. One day she realized
it was no longer on her finger, went into panic mode, was like,
I have no idea where it couldhave gone. I never take off
my ring. Called her her momand a panic was like, Mom,
I can't find my ring. Youalready know how this means to me.
And the Mom's like, okay,retrack, you know, think of all
the places you could have lost it. The mom was like, maybe this
is an idea. She ends upcalling the Corpus Christie Park and Recreation Department
(15:35):
and they actually end up looking forit because they left the voicemail where she
sounded panic is like, hey,this means everything to my daughter, damn
near crying. The lady that pickedup was Laura, who was operation supervisor
at the time, and was like, look, I gotta make sure I
at least try to find it.She went through tons of trash to make
sure she found it and ended upfinding it for her great worker right there,
(15:58):
someone that went above and beyond tohelp out the community and do her
job. And a ring that's crazy. She the real MVP for that.
I might have been like, youknow what, man, he looks like
that ring is lost. I know, you know I looked, and I
wouldn't even ever looked. That'd havebeen like I looked, couldn't find it
anywhere, couldn't find it impossible.Yeah, you know, I'd be like,
Na, you know what. Ilooked. I looked at several different
(16:22):
places. I couldn't find it.So shout out to Laura. Laura's a
different person, a different brief.Also inside, what's good. I'll keep
it brief. We got a bigbackpack giveaway going on tomorrow Blackstone Toyota right
there and Blackstone and Bullard. Soget out to Blackstone Toyota tomorrow starting at
ten am. You can actually lineup your cars before ten am, but
get out there and make sure youget your backpacks. You can join myself,
(16:45):
my girl Carmen. We're gonna beout there back to school backpack giveaway
Blackstone Toyota tomorrow with B ninety five. And that's was good.
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