Ellis and Bradley's Float Em or Flush Em with the Plumbing Experts Thursday July 27 2023

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Episode Transcript

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All right, whistle and it's timefor Ellison Bradley's Float Him or Flush Up,
brought to you by the plumbing expertshim. Here's Ellison Bradley with this
morning's float him or Flush Him letter. Okay, we got this letter from
Sherry sent to us. Dear EllisonBradley, I'll make this quick. I

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kicked my pitiful excuse for a boyfriendout last Saturday morning after I found a
burner phone in the pocket of hisjeans. He had no defense for the
text and the pictures I found onit caught him dead to rights. It
was pretty crazy here as he gatheredhis stuff up in grocery bags as I
want all crazy ex girlfriend on him. Good riddence, yes, but he

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left one thing behind in his rushto get out his wallet. It's got
his credit cards and about one hundredand fifty dollars in it. He texted
me when I realized he forgot it, and he wants to come back and
get it. My sister said Ishould throw the whole thing in the Ennoree
River. I think I should takethe cash first. What do y'all think,
Sherry? So we've set up thisscenario. If you're Sherry, do

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you a take the higher ground andreturn the wallet intact b take the cash,
then return it, orse throw thewhole thing in the river. Here's
look, I do not blame her. Your first instinct, yeah, would
be take the cash, dump thewallet. Yeah, but we're better people
than next. You know, he'sa low life. The guy you thought

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you were dating, you were not. He never existed. You're dating the
guy that had the burner phone.Good riddence. Let him take his little
cash, let him take his walletand just get out there. You're saying
you're extending the drama by playing games. You're playing games. Cut him off.
The man you thought you were datingnever existed. He was pretend.
The guy that was had the burnerphones was pretending to be him. So

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that guy never existed. We don'twant to be at the pretender. Get
the pretender. Wallet back to thepretender, Get on out of your life.
A matter of fact, i'd havesomeone us delivered to him, Have
your sister delivered to him, andtell where she thinks. Okay, y'alls
turned. Now you're Sherry, whatdo you do with this guy's wallet and
cash in it and all that?Well, me being the petty person.
I am. I would take thecash and then return it. But I

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think she's just returned the wallet andlet him go. She's already kicked his
scum bag out. It is hispersonal property. I would have somebody delivered
it to him. Good riddens.You're better than he is. Cut the
drama there. Kicked him out rightright right. That's that's try to be
the bigger person. Good morning guys. Well, I think she should give
it back with the money. Butwhat she needs to do is pull all

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of the credit and deap the cardsout and miss a magnetic shrip up on
the back. But don't, don't, don't say nothing. Don't don't say
anything, so that when he goesto use it, it's it's a dead
card, all of them when out, none of his cards are gonna work.
You go, he's gonna be thatcash he's got, And I like

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it. That's good stuff, Thankyou. She needs to take it to
her local police station and hope hehas warrants when he comes up. Oh
oh, I even like that.You may again that he might be a
little I think she should take thewallet to her church, leave it with
the minister, and give him theaddress for him. Whoa, and they

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put you in a closet to dothat, you know you have to back
your stands. Where you get thatwallet? That's ma'am, Yes, ma'am.
Okay, I love, thank you? That is great. Well,
honestly, I was raised to saywhere to roll thought make a right?
But that carmentarian hit hard, andobviously she's never been on the other ends

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of it. She should return it, but she should a little choice words,
maybe a note or something in there, you know what. Leave the
credit cards alone, every though.No, you make a terrible woman.
No, I don't need his money. We're all women. I know you're
not do this, But I wouldtake a sharpian right his uh, his
name and phone number on all thebills, uh, and put Peter under

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it cheater on his money with hisphone number. Oh, Tim, you
see, Tim would make a goodwoman. Yeah, Bill make a bad
woman because Bill said he keep themoney. Tim would make a great woman.
Crash that cash, trash the game. Well, it seems like he's

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a dog, so she should doit. Great, count I love.
If I was her, I wouldfind some counterfeit money and replace the real
money. Oh, wouldn't that begreat? Twenties right that way. He's
got to think about it the wholetime. It's mixed in there, which
one's real and he'll never know?Never? No, I love it strong

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stuff. Thank you guys, appreciateyour shows in the morning. Oh,
thank you, appreciate you, thankyou so much. Yeah, we've got
some devious people love it too.That means they're they're like us. How
do we handle the final verdict onthis one? Oh, it's different ways.
You're giving it back to him.It may not be exactly how he
had it. He's getting the moneyback. Sherry. Thanks for your letter.

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We hope that helps. And guys, you're always amazing. Thanks for
your calls on Alison Browley's Float andreflection with the plumbing experts. If you
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