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May 23, 2023 13 mins
A simple question with many different answers, did you ever do band when you were in school? Elvis also learns that he has been mispronouncing an instrument for many years!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I don't know where to start. We have a list
of things to talk about here, Okay, let's talk about band.
Who was in band? Maybe, Gandhi, Danielle. Were you in band? Yes? No, Danielle?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Were you? Are you alive?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
I was in band, but not like I had to
be in band.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
It wasn't like a.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Choice either you were in band or you were not
in band.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I was in band.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Well, would you explain it? I played the flu Oh
you were a floutist.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I was a floutest.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
But I was like the last chair because I was
like a lazy floutist. I was like, I didn't want
to learn anything to do.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
It isn't the name of a Broadway drama, the lazy
floutst Why were you a floutist against your own will?
I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Because we all.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Had to take it and be in it for a time.
We all had to perform at the concert and oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, band was an elective in my school, they made
you do froggy. You were in band? Yeah, I played
saxophone froggy.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh we could all we could start our own band got.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yes, please Froggy. When the last time you picked up
a sack and played it and blew on a reed?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
I don't know, it's been, uh probably my junior year
of high school.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Wow. You know you have to wet the read first,
you do. I always loved watching people wedding their reads.
Your name was reed read. Hey, Nate, were you in band? No,
we didn't have. I mean I played the woodblocks in
uh maybe the triangle. Oh well, hear a triangle story, Gandhi,

(01:41):
this is funny. So you were in bandy You were
in the percussion section.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I was first chair in the percussion section. Kill it
on which kinds of things?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Which did you enjoy playing the most?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I really liked, I guess the snare drum. But I
got in trouble because of what I did with the
bass drum. What did you do because you're keeping the
tempo for the whole band?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Really?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
And I would get bored, so I would purposefully play
one beat off, purposely play.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Because it just used to make me laugh. It was stupid.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I was bored.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
It was very juvenile, immature.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
It was dumb. So I got in trouble and I
moved from first chair and percussion. They put me on
the triangle.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
So you're saying the triangles where percussionists go to rot.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yes, but guess what what, you can still mess up
the band on the triangle if you want to.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I would think so.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
It's a very loud instruments.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Very loud, very annoying, just one little ding in the
wrong place.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
My band teacher hated.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Me so much.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I would have hated you too.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
She's the one that told my mom I was never
gonna amount to anything. Oh that's not Yeah, I mean
I understand her frustration.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I do.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
My mom said, you know what, if you would have
told me my kid's an a hole, i'd accept it.
But if you tell me she's never gonna amount to anything,
I don't accept that. And then they got in a fight,
and then our band director was not our band director anymore.
She very dramatic. Yeah not good, not good.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
All right, Well there you go band. Yeah, like I
said earlier, I was first chair cornet and told the
horse accident, would.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
You like to explain it?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, you don't want to hear that, I do, Sorry,
graphic And then uh, but so my amber sure was
a little more relaxed and not able to I couldn't
tighten my armbu Shore, So I went to So I
went to baritone, which has a larger mouthpiece. What for
those of us that don't know what ambure is, can
you explain it? Close his mouth tight enough? Well, okay,

(03:27):
I I think I'm right with this. When you're playing
a brass instrument with with a mouthpiece, it's a mouthpiece.
It looks like a like a wine glass, and there's
a little hole in the bottom of it. You cramb
it in there and you have to go. You do that,
and that's and that's yes, bit and so you have
to tighter ARMBIS means this whole action of your lip

(03:50):
when the horn doesn't make the noise, it's your lips
that do the you're doing this into the horn, of course,
the twists and turns of the horn, along with all
of the keys. Fingering, the fingering. I was fingering my
horn and then I lost my ambi Shore. You lose
it in the horse accident?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
What did it get stepped on?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Is that why you lost it?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'm not even gonna go down this road, all right.
So that's what Yes, so we had band, but guitar
was an option in our band. Was it like a
jazz band or yes it was. But the problem is
I'm a left handed person and I was a pain
in the ass because I can't play a right handed guitar.
I had to go left. And the school was so
poor they had to restring a right handed guitar from

(04:42):
me and turn it upside like a nightmare. So they
just get get rid of the get rid of the
South Paul, Get out of here. South Paul rude discriminated
against you, like I know band. They called us a
bunch of band geeks, and we were. But the percussionist
and the trombone players were all the hotties. Yea, all

(05:03):
the hot ones were in the percussion section and the
trombone section.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
About the drums, the drums, that's percussion.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh sorry, come on, last chair.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Flue in my in my head.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Drums are a separate entity totally.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Who handled well, that would be that was a brass right.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yes, yeah, you get me to blow the piccolo.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
How'd they go?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
They did?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
The piccolo is the smaller version.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I guess, yeah, yeah, the notes are much higher.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
I could not get any sound out of that thing.
That thing is so hard, it's so cricky.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I know so many jokes in this conversation. Yeah, you
can blow and blow and blow and not a peep
comes out of it.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'm surprised my mic hasn't been turned off to I
think all of us need to be turned off.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
We should all bring our instruments and have a little
oil party in here.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
I had my parentone here and then I got mad
into it against the wall, and.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I have to rent one because I don't have a
flute anymore.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I was playing with that piano the other day that
was here.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
It would be so fun. Yeah, No, that was fun.
Let's do it. I wouldn't put the band back together.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yes, all my instruments.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I have a ukulele.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I have a colimba.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I love colimba.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, colim it's it's like these little metal keys you
can play sounds on. Uncle Johnny gave it to me.
It's awesome and it comes with a little hammer.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I'm gonna bring my juice harp.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yes, all the weird instruments on Brigham.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
In What what is that? It's actually I think it's
it's a very Southern instrument. Isn't it froggy? I mean
it's yeah. They play when somebody is on the fiddle
and then somebody's on the jug. I could play the jug.
I play a mean judge. It has the jug has
to have three x'es on it. Damn right, all right,

(06:49):
we got to put the band back together. All right,
Danielle live from our Hollywood studios. He's out in Los
Angeles to receive her Gracie Award tonight. Yeah, we're so
proud of you, Daniell. All right, go ahead, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
All right?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
So let's talk about some things that went down during
Taylor Swift's concerts. First of all, a New England woman
went into labor right after the concert. How nice is
it that her baby waited until Taylor Swift was finished.
She was in the parking lot of Jillette Stadium and
they noticed that, yus, she's going into labor, and so
the EMT got it to the hospital and she delivered

(07:21):
her baby.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Then there's this guy, his name is Davis.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
He's a security guard at the Taylor Swift concert in Nashville. Now,
a clip of him went viral because he's standing there
as a security guard and he's singing all of the
songs he knew.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
All the words. Well, guess what.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
He only got the job as a security guard because
he couldn't get tickets to Taylor's concert, and so he
figured a way to get in was to work the concert.
And that's exactly what he did get in exactly.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Do you have any people would have done that just
the same way?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
I know, it's so crazy, it's so crazy scary. You
should have a clip of Dua Lipa's new song. It's
called Dance the Night. It's of Barbie, the new Barbie movie.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Barbie.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
The album comes out on Friday, and you know the
Barbie movie scheduled to come out on July twenty first,
with Marvel Robbie.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
All Right, it sounds like a totally right.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
From that's from her Instagram. That's her tease from her instagram.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Alright.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Vin Diesel says Fast and Furious spinoffs are already in
the works, including a female led installment. So if you're
a fan of Fast and Furious movies, you're excited about that.
Arianna is officially moving out of the house she shared
with her ex Tom from vander Pump Rules.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
If you watch the show.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
You knew that they broke up because he cheated, but
they continued living together in the house.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
But not anymore. She's done, She's moved out.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Olivia Rodrigo celebrated the second anniversary of her debut album
Sour on Instagram. That is so crazy, it's been too
two years already, And she said that she is so
grateful because this album made such a huge impact on
her life. And she announced that her new album is
almost finished. And love Baby was unimpressed by an AI
inspired filter that turned him into an animated version of himself.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
He actually did this himself. He says.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
The eyes are often if you look at it, Yeah,
the eyes are off. And he thinks that fans can
do a better job, and so he is wanting the
fans to make something AI of him. Katy Perry has
taken part in the famous BuzzFeed Puppy interview, answering questions
while covered in tiny dogs.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Have you seen this?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Wow, that's my ultimate dream?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Gout your dream?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
She up picked the Lizzo as the musical artist that
she'd most loved to join the Idol panel. She says
that she could really use some bold, honest, hot takes
if you haven't heard, Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon.
He is engaged to Emmy winning journalist Lauren Sanchez. All
I want to see is the pre nup to that.
And you know, Blake Shelton has a star in the
Hollywood Walk of Fame, but his wife, Gwen Stefani, does

(10:01):
not have one yet. Do you think he teases her
about it? Of course he does, because it's Blake Shelton.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
He does she want one?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, of course she does. Can you help with that?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I know a guy?

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Okay, he says. I want to encourage her and I
hope she gets one. But I am having a great
time rubbing it, rubbing it in as much as I can.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
So that's what he does.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
What are we watching? Well, we have the Nike movie.
I know, Elvis just for a while. Yeah, not hair,
Matt Damon hair, Yeah, Matt Damon. It hasn't been out
that that long. A couple of months once, okay, Yeah,
that's it.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Well.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Also FBI season finale, Jeopardy Masters, The Voice season finale,
and the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
And that's my Daniel report.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
All right, look, you know it's a learning moment for me. Yes,
So I was talking about the I used to think
I always thought it was called the juice Harp.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
That's that's also one of the names of it.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Well, now, GONI looked it up and said, it's called
the jews Harp, right, And I never ever ever knew that.
And now I'm like, whoops, I don't think that's a
bad thing though the Jews. David Katz is Jewish. I'm back,
help me out. Well, okay, it's it's this a little
metal contraption with a thing on it, and it's they

(11:17):
used a lot in the in the South.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
These it in the Ozarks. I am sures, of course,
but as I know the Jews harp to be one,
it can only play hab on Nogila, Okay.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
But also it's no relationship.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
I actually believe there was absolutely no relationship or reference
to Jewish people Jewish stuff.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
It says right here it has nothing to do with
the Jewish people. But it's called the Jews Harps. I
don't understand. I don't know it's because it was juice harp.
People just called it the Jews Harp. Okay, all right,
I feel much better. I'm like, uh, you know what,
I just you gotta be careful out there. You never
know what. Now you can't run for governor? No, No,

(12:00):
I could never run. I'm pretty sure there's other things
that I remember. Alex went on this trip for a while.
You've got to run for mayor. This city needs you
as mayor. New York City is falling and failing and
you need I'm like, there's no way I could run
for anything that ain't happening. And now, especially after this
Jews harp thing, I don't.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Know you'll get my people's vote as all.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Its just good for Israel. We're good, right, you know
what I'm saying. That's it, that's it. Okay, Well, if
I've offended him, I don't. I shouldn't. You should not
be offended because it's not supposed to be offensive. But
when I saw that it was Gandhi, Daniel, you should
have seen this. Gandhi held up the webpage and it
said Jews harpage. She looked at me like, you idiot,
you're gonna get it now.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
No, I was just chuckling because I don't think any
of us had any idea. All right, I actually typed
in juice harp and it kicked back. Did you mean
Jews harp, Oh my.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
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(13:12):
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