May 24, 2023 • 7 mins
Elvis went over a list he saw from Huffington Post about 'Pool Rules' to follow this summer!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Al Vista ran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, I was looking at some social media from last
night and Danielle's husband, Sheldon, posted this photo of Danielle
on the red carpet at the Gracie Awards last night
in Los Angeles. She looks so happy, she looks so beautiful.
I miss our Danielle. But you know what second place
winner Diamond is here to give the Entertainment Report. We
(00:25):
just actually the Bravo Report. You know, Andy Cohen from
Bravo is going to be on with this in a
few days. He should get to know you. I'm sure
he will hire you away.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I am counting down the days. You don't understand. I
have so many questions for that man security on you.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Probably we call security on her every day anyway. So
we'll get to the Danielle Report as presented by Diamond
in just a few seconds. You know, it's summertime here,
and no one loves going to a pool during summer
time more than I are scary.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Absolutely, because I never had one growing up.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, and you deserve everyone deserves pool culture during summer, Dan,
I mean, Gandhi, do you love going out to the
pool and just lounging, not even having to get in
the water.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You love being there.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I love being at the pool under an umbrella. I
have to have shade and then I can't get too
hot because I will roll into the water for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, with Memorial Day weekend the official the unofficial start
of summer's it is pool season. So maybe we should
cover some ground rules for pool usage for Scary and
those like him. Froggy, you have a pool, so you
know what it's like to have people like Scary come over.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I was gonna tell Scary Scary, if you want to
use somebody's pool and you want to do it the
right way, there's an app now called Swimply. Oh I'm
not getting paid for this, but it's called Swimply, and
you can go on and you can rent somebody's pool
for a period of time and have a pool party
and you don't have to you know, they'll let you
in the velvet rope.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I love this idea, and I'm okay with it because
I mean, if you go to a hotel, you're you're
hanging out with strangers drinking with a cocktail in the
pool anyway. So yeah, so I'm okay with going to
somebody else's pool and feeling like I'm in a hotel.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, so some etiquette experts have come up with the
list of the rudest things people do at pools. These
ten behaviors need to be avoided at all costs. Scary
Number one using the pool as a toilet.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Do not pee in the pool.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You're gonna need to get out of the pool to
get a cocktail from time to time and kind of
you know, use that time to go pee in the
and make sure you have flip flops so you don't
walk walk barefooted into a bathroom that has pee on
the floor.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I love the signs that say welcome to our ool.
Notice there is no pea.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
In it exactly, so pe in the toilet. Number two,
don't bring glassware to the pool. Stick with plastic cups
or metal water bottles, because it's not a good look
having glasses at a pool, because they tell you, they
can tell you don't care, all right, you with me.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Right on board with you.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Let's see number three. Hogging lounge chair. Now, this is
a major problem, you know, especially if you're at a hotel.
There's some people that get up at like they don't
even go to the buffet for breakfast, they go directly
to the pool and put their towels down. But if
you flip flop on a magazine, yeah exactly. Look, if
(03:19):
you show up already to get a good spot, I
get that. Don't use towels, books and bags to hold
your spots. Then disappear till two o'clock in the afternoon.
You know, just be courteous.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It's carry.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
They should have like a system where you can sign
up to get the chairs online for a certain amount
of time.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Because it does suck.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
You know, if you get up at seven and you're like,
I want this chair at two o'clock and then you
can't get the chair in any other way but stealing
it for the rest of the day, then what are
you supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
See that's a tough one for me because I really
want that afternoon sun. I like to go have breakfast
in the morning. I need nourishment. But by the time
you go down chair, you're not getting anything.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, you need to get you need to get like
proteined up for your workout right, But that's my scary.
You need to be friends with people who can afford
cabana culture and just stay in their cabano.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Okay, that's what I need. Number four, don't let your
kids run wild. Move on.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Scary has no kids, but yeah, kids that run wild
at pools. You know, keep an eye on them.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
The cannonballs when you're just trying to chill with your friends.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You're like deep topless Tanning does this apply to Scary
as well?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
He does go topless. I've seen them out.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Look, you know, I'm not judging.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Look, if it's an all adult pool, I don't care
if you're topless, but you know, parents, you know, might
if you undo your top at the public pool or
kid friendly resort. Even if you're laying face down, some
people are offended, especially if you have boobspread. There's nothing
worse than laying on your front. Like I do this
as a guy, and I look over and my nipple
is off to my left side. I only lay on
(04:50):
my back for that reason, because so this way everything
leaves flat exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You look best on your back.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
We're up to number six on the offensive things you
can do at the pool this this summer. Scary, excessive splashing,
including cannonballs, you know, uh, blasting music. Don't assume everyone
wants to hear what you want to hear. Unless it's
a private pool, use headphones, scare you in.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'm good. My friends are guilty that though. They'll bring
their Bluetooth speaker and they'll put it next to the
lounge chair. I'm like, why are you competing with the
pool's music with your own?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Personally?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Kid?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Now going inside barefoot, like I said earlier, especially bathrooms.
If there's if there's a cabana bathroom by the pool,
you know what's on that floor, and you're gonna walk
in there with your nasty feet, and you're gonna walk
out of there with your nasty feet.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Then you're gonna put it in the pool.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Oh gross?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Uh jumping into the pool when you're a lot of
people don't understand this. Oh God, I'm hot and sweaty.
I'm gonna grab and I'm gonna grab a towel, go
to the pool. Can't you like, especially sand from the beach.
Can't you like shower off a little bit before you
go in the pool?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I think you should they have them there for that reason.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Guilty right into the pool. Yeah, I usually clean off
in the pool. I'm coming from the beach.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Hell yeah, yeah, I know you're not supposed to, like
get the sand off in the pool. There's that's gross.
They they usually have little hydrants or whatever. Finally, excuse me,
I get this from huff Huffington Post, by the way,
showing up to the pool with contagious condition.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Like like foot.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Fungus or some unexplained rashund Yes, well, you're like, well,
the chlorine will cure me. No, no, no, no, that's nasty.
It will not keep it from spreading in a lot
of cases. They also say people might love it if
you go swimming, swimming with an obvious open wound. So scary, okay, scary.
(06:43):
I'm glad we got the unpleasantries out of the way
for summer. Now you're ready for a nice excursion into
the pool.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, Nate thoughts.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
I remember when I was a kid we would go
to the YMC A pool. I still have a vivid memory,
actually a haunting memory of a band aid not mine
on my face, Like it's just like I peeled it
off and it was a band aid aid from someone
and I just am still haunted by that. I would
love to see that. But like, if you have a
(07:14):
band aid on, do not get in the pool. I'm
sorry they come off and somebody else is gonna get.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
In ony, But what if there's a wound under the
band aid that means you can't I get into the
pool period?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It okay, all right, Well there you go, happy, happy swimming.
Let's move on.
Al Vista ran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, I was looking at some social media from last
night and Danielle's husband, Sheldon, posted this photo of Danielle
on the red carpet at the Gracie Awards last night
in Los Angeles. She looks so happy, she looks so beautiful.
I miss our Danielle. But you know what second place
winner Diamond is here to give the Entertainment Report. We
(00:25):
just actually the Bravo Report. You know, Andy Cohen from
Bravo is going to be on with this in a
few days. He should get to know you. I'm sure
he will hire you away.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I am counting down the days. You don't understand. I
have so many questions for that man security on you.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Probably we call security on her every day anyway. So
we'll get to the Danielle Report as presented by Diamond
in just a few seconds. You know, it's summertime here,
and no one loves going to a pool during summer
time more than I are scary.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Absolutely, because I never had one growing up.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, and you deserve everyone deserves pool culture during summer, Dan,
I mean, Gandhi, do you love going out to the
pool and just lounging, not even having to get in
the water.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You love being there.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I love being at the pool under an umbrella. I
have to have shade and then I can't get too
hot because I will roll into the water for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, with Memorial Day weekend the official the unofficial start
of summer's it is pool season. So maybe we should
cover some ground rules for pool usage for Scary and
those like him. Froggy, you have a pool, so you
know what it's like to have people like Scary come over.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I was gonna tell Scary Scary, if you want to
use somebody's pool and you want to do it the
right way, there's an app now called Swimply. Oh I'm
not getting paid for this, but it's called Swimply, and
you can go on and you can rent somebody's pool
for a period of time and have a pool party
and you don't have to you know, they'll let you
in the velvet rope.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I love this idea, and I'm okay with it because
I mean, if you go to a hotel, you're you're
hanging out with strangers drinking with a cocktail in the
pool anyway. So yeah, so I'm okay with going to
somebody else's pool and feeling like I'm in a hotel.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, so some etiquette experts have come up with the
list of the rudest things people do at pools. These
ten behaviors need to be avoided at all costs. Scary
Number one using the pool as a toilet.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Do not pee in the pool.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You're gonna need to get out of the pool to
get a cocktail from time to time and kind of
you know, use that time to go pee in the
and make sure you have flip flops so you don't
walk walk barefooted into a bathroom that has pee on
the floor.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I love the signs that say welcome to our ool.
Notice there is no pea.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
In it exactly, so pe in the toilet. Number two,
don't bring glassware to the pool. Stick with plastic cups
or metal water bottles, because it's not a good look
having glasses at a pool, because they tell you, they
can tell you don't care, all right, you with me.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Right on board with you.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Let's see number three. Hogging lounge chair. Now, this is
a major problem, you know, especially if you're at a hotel.
There's some people that get up at like they don't
even go to the buffet for breakfast, they go directly
to the pool and put their towels down. But if
you flip flop on a magazine, yeah exactly. Look, if
(03:19):
you show up already to get a good spot, I
get that. Don't use towels, books and bags to hold
your spots. Then disappear till two o'clock in the afternoon.
You know, just be courteous.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It's carry.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
They should have like a system where you can sign
up to get the chairs online for a certain amount
of time.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Because it does suck.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
You know, if you get up at seven and you're like,
I want this chair at two o'clock and then you
can't get the chair in any other way but stealing
it for the rest of the day, then what are
you supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
See that's a tough one for me because I really
want that afternoon sun. I like to go have breakfast
in the morning. I need nourishment. But by the time
you go down chair, you're not getting anything.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, you need to get you need to get like
proteined up for your workout right, But that's my scary.
You need to be friends with people who can afford
cabana culture and just stay in their cabano.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Okay, that's what I need. Number four, don't let your
kids run wild. Move on.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Scary has no kids, but yeah, kids that run wild
at pools. You know, keep an eye on them.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
The cannonballs when you're just trying to chill with your friends.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You're like deep topless Tanning does this apply to Scary
as well?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
He does go topless. I've seen them out.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Look, you know, I'm not judging.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Look, if it's an all adult pool, I don't care
if you're topless, but you know, parents, you know, might
if you undo your top at the public pool or
kid friendly resort. Even if you're laying face down, some
people are offended, especially if you have boobspread. There's nothing
worse than laying on your front. Like I do this
as a guy, and I look over and my nipple
is off to my left side. I only lay on
(04:50):
my back for that reason, because so this way everything
leaves flat exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You look best on your back.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
We're up to number six on the offensive things you
can do at the pool this this summer. Scary, excessive splashing,
including cannonballs, you know, uh, blasting music. Don't assume everyone
wants to hear what you want to hear. Unless it's
a private pool, use headphones, scare you in.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'm good. My friends are guilty that though. They'll bring
their Bluetooth speaker and they'll put it next to the
lounge chair. I'm like, why are you competing with the
pool's music with your own?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Personally?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Kid?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Now going inside barefoot, like I said earlier, especially bathrooms.
If there's if there's a cabana bathroom by the pool,
you know what's on that floor, and you're gonna walk
in there with your nasty feet, and you're gonna walk
out of there with your nasty feet.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Then you're gonna put it in the pool.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Oh gross?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Uh jumping into the pool when you're a lot of
people don't understand this. Oh God, I'm hot and sweaty.
I'm gonna grab and I'm gonna grab a towel, go
to the pool. Can't you like, especially sand from the beach.
Can't you like shower off a little bit before you
go in the pool?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I think you should they have them there for that reason.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Guilty right into the pool. Yeah, I usually clean off
in the pool. I'm coming from the beach.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Hell yeah, yeah, I know you're not supposed to, like
get the sand off in the pool. There's that's gross.
They they usually have little hydrants or whatever. Finally, excuse me,
I get this from huff Huffington Post, by the way,
showing up to the pool with contagious condition.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Like like foot.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Fungus or some unexplained rashund Yes, well, you're like, well,
the chlorine will cure me. No, no, no, no, that's nasty.
It will not keep it from spreading in a lot
of cases. They also say people might love it if
you go swimming, swimming with an obvious open wound. So scary, okay, scary.
(06:43):
I'm glad we got the unpleasantries out of the way
for summer. Now you're ready for a nice excursion into
the pool.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, Nate thoughts.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
I remember when I was a kid we would go
to the YMC A pool. I still have a vivid memory,
actually a haunting memory of a band aid not mine
on my face, Like it's just like I peeled it
off and it was a band aid aid from someone
and I just am still haunted by that. I would
love to see that. But like, if you have a
(07:14):
band aid on, do not get in the pool. I'm
sorry they come off and somebody else is gonna get.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
In ony, But what if there's a wound under the
band aid that means you can't I get into the
pool period?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It okay, all right, Well there you go, happy, happy swimming.
Let's move on.
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