Full Show: The Day We Got Real

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tell this this is just it's a funny character. He's funny,
he's straightforward people. He's very witty and awesome. He's the
best guy ever franking people the fun times, like say hilarious,
like I can't even breathe, it's just awesome. I just
love you guys in the morning. I am the best
guy ever. And I have a request. Could everyone please

(00:21):
silence their cell phone? Please silence your mobile device? Okay? Done?
I like that you guys really actually whip out your
phones and turn off the I was assuming. Oh as
you entered the room straight Nate, please silence all mobile devices. Okay. Anyway,
welcome today. It is a Tuesday, Mark's fourteen. Oh it's

(00:45):
pie day. It's three fourteen. Okay, So who in the
room can go be on the four on? Three point
one four on pie? The Indian girl? Come on, do it?
How far can you go? Mate? Don't don't screw it
up because people will screw it up, people will call
you out. I think I can go farther if I
write it down. But three point one four one five

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nine three point one four one five nine two six
five three five eight nine seven nine three two three
eight four six two six, three, three eight three. I
think that's where I tapped out. You know what, Danielle,
she could be making the whole thing up. Didn't even
know what she's talking about. Hold up, see if I
got it right? What do you I don't remember what
you just said. We'll test you later. Okay, no rehearses. Okay,

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you don't know what that is? Pie, Yeah, I know,
I don't really care circumferences. Okay, we'll move on. Good morning, Froggy.
How you feeling? Tooth is in dire dire shape? Why
didn't you go to the dentist yesterday? Okay, so what
did the dentists do? Well, she put a little temporary
fix on it. They can finish the job tomorrow, but
it'll be a root canal and a crown, and so

(01:49):
right now it hurts so bad. You know, I wear
a hat every day. I can't even put a hat
on my head hurt. Think of it this way. The
word crown, it's so royal. Oh, I know? Are they
doing a root canal in one day? Yeah? Good morning, Danielle. Morning,
just trying to change the subject by you're making my
tea turn. Good morning, pie girl. Hello, And there's a producer, Sam,

(02:10):
There's morning, good morning, we're Scotti. Hi, Scottie. Hello, Hello,
and there's good morning. And I saw Garrett walking around
and I saw Andrew Wyne's the sc your name? Hey,
so um, all right, I'll tell you what. I'll give
you the new one. Then I'll give you the old one.

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Now I'm gonna give you the old one. Then i'm
gonna give you the new one. This is the old one,
and after this will come the new one. Come on,
wake up. What do you mean when I go down,
when I go downtown? I think this song is about elevators.

(02:51):
It's about New York City. All right, welcome to the day.
We do have a guest today, Melissa Gorgas coming on
y She's she's great, Yes, she's local. Yes, she's gonna
be all about it today. So um, hey, Diamond h
in all the housewipe series, Housewife was Oh Housewives o

(03:15):
C was the first one, right, yes, yeah, and then
Bebe Hills, No, and then New York and then Atlanta
and oh yeah, and then New Jersey and then Beverly Hills.
Oh my god. All right, Well we'll find out today. Okay.
I bet she knows. We have a lot of people
coming up in the Mercedes Ben's interview lounge. You know,
Fallout Boy and Jonas Brothers. I see them on the
list every day, but no one's told me what day

(03:36):
they're coming in. Do we know when they're coming in?
We know when they're coming in. Yeah, they're next, Fallout
Voice next week, and then Jonas Brothers is the week
after that. Oh you sound you sound nice today. You've
got a nice sound. Thank you. I've been practicing at home.
That's all creepy. Hey, the first caller of the day. Wow,

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you know we were spared in New York City, but
not you. Amanda is up in beautiful Saratoga, New York.
You're you're a teacher, but you've been notified today's a
snow day, so you're out today, right, Amanda? I am,
I am, But I still find a way to make
to wake up for you guys. I listen to you
every morning, so I had to wake up for you guys. Anyway, Well,

(04:17):
thank you, thank you very much. If we had if
we had a snow day, I don't think I'd be
listening to anything snoring in my ear. Well, So, Amanda,
snow day is a teacher What does that mean for you?
What are you gonna do today? UM? Probably just trying
to cut up on Netflix thos, not much of anything,
you know, take it easy, so suffers. I just kind

(04:37):
of relaxed, and you know, I guess that's day off.
Well I've got the perfect, perfect thing for you to
watch today. Did you ever see that movie Triangle of Sadness?
Did you want to hear in the room scene? Oh god,
I can't believe. Don't even watch the whole thing. Just
watch the yacht scene and get back to me. If
anyone's watched it. You know what I'm talking about, It'll

(04:57):
change your life, all right. We love teachers a man.
We got to send you something from being the first
caller of the day. What do you for, Amanda? What
are you eating? I'm mean a good great cookie subside?
I know, I know, but we've got to Melvis Duran apparel. Okay,
thank oh you just spent cookie on you day. We
have Elvis Duran Apparel on the way, Amanda, And thank
you for listening to us and have a great snow day.

(05:17):
Thank you. Thank you guys for what you do. I really,
I mean, you make my mornings every single morning. You
know my drives and which wouldn't be the same without
you guys so much. And by the way, if you've
never you've never been to Saratoga, New York. It is
a beautiful town. It's gorgeous. All right, hold on, Amanda,
thank you, There you go. We got stuff to do.
You guys ready to hop on the road. Yes, all right,

(05:38):
let's go into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi and then we move on and keep in mind,
no matter what you do, no matter how you do it. Today,
our friend Froggy is in teeth pain, not tea pain. No,
no teeth pain. I mean, are you going back for
part two today? No? I'm going tomorrow one o'clock. I
have a long day to day. How are you going

(06:00):
to get through it? I don't know. Advill baby Adville.
You know what they say, if you're true to your teeth,
they'll never be false to you, That's what they say. Hey,
the Federal Reserve will conduct a review of Silicon Valley Bank. Yeah,

(06:21):
Silicon Valley back. You guys are all in my head
now about how to pronounce this Silicon Silicon Valley Bank.
Following the collapse, the Central Bank announced it will carry
out a review of the supervision and regulation of the bank.
FED Chairman Jerome Powell said the events surrounding the banks
failure demand a thorough, transparent, and swift review by the FED.
It will be publicly publicly released May first. The Biden

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administration is giving the green light to a very controversial
oil drilling project in Alaska. The Willow Project will be
located inside a petroleum reserve about two hundred miles north
of the Arctic Circle. It's expected to produce one hundred
and eighty thousand barrels of oil a day and create
up to twenty five hundred short term job as well
as three hundred long term positions. However, the Willow Project

(07:04):
has been heavily criticized by activists who say it's terrible
for the environment. Is that government land? How are you shrugging?
Because I don't know and I don't want to answer incorrectly. Okay,
he promised when he was running for president. Yeah, no
drilling on government land. And there we go. Well, we'll
find out. I'll find out. And finally, today is a
big day. We know that it's Pie Day, it's National

(07:26):
Save a Spider Day, but it's also National Equal Pay Day.
It was established to bring awareness to the difference in
pay between women and men for the same work. According
to Census Bureau data, median full time earnings are ten
thousand dollars higher for men than they are for women.
President Biden is urging Congress to pass the Paycheck Fairness
Act to make it harder form for employers to justify

(07:46):
disparities and pay. So we'll see how that goes. And
those are your three things. It's for the same work, yes,
the same work. See. That's that's why you and Daniel
and I can not be paid the same, right, because
you work much harder than me. Okay, somebody record that
you guys ready for your Tuesday? Yeah? What Hi? I'm
Sam Smith X on the Morning Show. At the end

(08:11):
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Here we go, another day, another chance to get it right. Hey,
what what was that quote from Jim Carrey? But Jim Carrey,

(08:32):
for some reason, is full of very very spot on
quote life quote. He said, I think everybody should get
rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of
so they can see that's not the answer. Well, there's that,
and we won't know until we've become rich and famous.
Then well you know, Jim, Yeah, I know. But you

(08:53):
know what it's true. You know the things you think
is so important and so monumental to achieve during your lifetime,
maybe those aren't the things. Right. We see it all
the time with celebrities who are rich and famous, and
you think they have the world at their fingertips, and
something is not there. They're missing something, yea, because it's
not the rich and famous that makes you happy. That's right.
There you go again. I will not know, but from

(09:15):
what I gather from what we hear. Yeah, I heard report.
Hey Nate, hi elvish, He goes again with that sexy, smooth,
velvety voice. Sorry, I'm not I'm sorry. I don't have
my usual vim and vigor today. Yeah, what's wrong with you?
Why are you so mud? I got side swiped on
the way home from work yesterday, and tell me what happened,

(09:36):
big daddy. We were I was on the West Side
Highway and apparently I was very close to a box
truck and all of a sudden boom, my driver's side
window just shattered. Oh no, And I thought somebody shot
at me, like in today's day and age. Yeah, Like,
I'm like, somebody just shot at me. Well that's more
points if if they shoot at you. It didn't shoot

(09:58):
at me. What I think I pieced together was his
mirror broke my window, and then the rest of his
trucks he just kept going going. I don't even think
he knew he hit me, because there was like you know,
water and stuff in the road, and he knew trying
to get around. Oh he knew. Did you get a
license plate or anything? No, I didn't even know what happened.
I pulled over and I'm like, what the hell had Hey?
You know, Nate, this is why all cars should come

(10:21):
standard with onboard cameras. Camera cameras that record in front
of you and behind you. Yeah, I was like, what
just happened? My instant thought was somebody just shot at me, right,
because you see it in the movies all the time,
and it shattered just like that. I'm so lucky I
didn't get into my face. Okay, So well, since you
don't have your vemin vigor today, but you do have

(10:43):
that mellow sound. Requests are coming in for you to
do horoscopes. And you know, I hate it when you
do horoscope. I hate it when anyone does horoscopes. This
will not be the over the top, lucky charm horoscopes.
That's that's my point. Now that we have your down
and out, now that we have suffering, it's a great
day for you to do her. All right, I'm ready

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to go. Okay, we're gonna get that into that in
a second. There was something else. There's another wreck or something. Oh,
speaking of the need for onboard cameras in your car,
that guy in Miami, oh my god, there's a road
rage incident and he was recording himself on his like

(11:26):
his dash cam. Yeah, and the story goes like that
and you can see the video. So he just got
basically out of trouble. He was facing charges. They decided
not to press them. He was driving. Somebody behind him.
It looked like they were tailgating him. He then did
the break check thing. These people are yelling at each other,
flipping each other off. The person behind him pulls past him.
He whipped out a gun and just opens fire. The

(11:49):
person who was recording opens fire, but with all his
windows up and shooting through his own windshield. It is
the most panicked, frantic. Clearly this guy's unhinged thing that
I've seen. He went from humming along to a song
to within thirty seconds shooting up his own car. Oh
my gosh, I'll show you the video. That crazy. True.
He was listening to uh the Weekend, the song we're

(12:10):
just playing, and he shot eleven bullets through his windows
to shoot someone on the other side of his wedow.
Oh my grass, it's the weird Did you see that frog?
It's so strong home. I'll send it to you. Guys worried,
Oh my god, it's just And the thing is he's
not in trouble now. What he said he felt threatened,

(12:30):
so he did what he needed to do because he
was protecting himself. Yeah, but watch the video for yourself. Yeah,
it's like it's weird. That's weird. I mean you would
think you would just roll down your window and shoot out. Yeah,
what am I saying? You get in trouble? Look, why
are there nothing trouble? Well, they're saying he felt threatened. Okay, kay,
and he shot out his own windows. Okay, you know,

(12:52):
so nuts, safe class repair, safe class repaya fast. They're
like so happy they saw that. They're like, oh my God,
call him. We have like a whole windshield and two
like a driver's and passenger side window. Wild. Okay, with
that said, let's get into the horoscopes. Producer, Sam, who

(13:12):
are you doing them with? Oh? I'm doing them with
the Nate today, the Nate here. All right. If it's
your birthday today, you share it with Steph Curry, Simone
Biles and Ansel el Gourd Capricorns. Talk about what it
is you want. Those around you can't read your mind.
Your Days is six way, hold on, this isn't I'm uncomfortable.

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It's kind of sexy. Better than that corny crap. All right,
God New Aquarius, be free with your words. You own
your destiny. Your Days of ten Pisces, don't assume you
are always right. Instead, be open to hearing others opinions.
Your days and nine Barry, start your day with a
positive mindset and it will help you pave the way
to success. Your Days of nine Taurus, don't let an

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off handed comment get under your skin. Rise above it.
Your days is seven Gemini. Your true feelings are known
and it's and it is up to others to respect
how you feel. Your days of nine Cancer, be careful
as you may be letting your emotions get in the
way of a good time. Your days in eight, Hey, Leo,
take a beat and stop forcing yourself to push through pain.

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Your days of five virgo back down from an argument.
You will save yourself time and mental turmoil. Your days
of seven, Oh Libra, your come demeanor will throw your
enemies off guard. Use this to your advantage. Your days
and eight Scorpio. Continue to smile as everyone is looking
to you for your positive energy. Your days in eight,
and finally, Sagittarius, walk away from a situation that no

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longer serves you. Your days of six and those are
your Tuesday morning horoscopes. There you go. People are chiming
in and saying your voice is very sexy. Oh good,
but it's not. It's not that obnoxious. And I know
now if you find something else to hate on, I'm
sure you'll find something else, all right, Daniel, what do
you have coming up? O? Ryan? See Christ's final day
with Kelly has been set in Our Boy Shaggy is

(14:58):
hitting the road there, you know that and more on
the Elvis Duran Duran and the Morning Show. Should they
completely turn you on show Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
So I don't know if you're a big fan of
the Housewife series or if and if you are just
maybe only certain cities whatever, But here in the New
York area, we've had New Jersey for many years. So

(15:19):
we're having Melissa Gorga on from Real Housewives, I think
thirteenth season by the way, we're having her on today,
and of course, naturally we knew it would happen. There's
a big divide between Melissa fans and Teresa fans, right,
so Teresa fans are pissed the hell off that Melissa's
coming on our show today, a diamond. What is going on?

(15:41):
Can we all just get along? Well, that's what I
want to know. Teresa and Melissa have been feuding for years,
but this year it got really big, so we know
that they're not on speaking terms, but we haven't seen
yet in this season what happens that takes them over
the edge. So we're just waiting. Were they ever friends
to begin with? Um? No, But I think specifically with

(16:04):
this family. They make it very clear that like, family
is more important than friendship. I think so they've always
been like, but we're family, We're gonna fix everything. We're family.
Whatever they're related, well, sister in law, Yeah they should try. Yeah,
Joe's brother and the husband. Yes. So. Um. But I
know for a fact that you are team Teresa hardcore.

(16:26):
I know. But but you don't hate the fact that
we're having Melissa on. No, you're not gonna like storm out, No,
absolutely not. I want to hear what's going on, dramatic.
I want the team. No, I want I want you
in here with your arch enemy. Oh my god, I
want you to say to right next to her, oh
maybe having Anyway, I find them all very interesting people

(16:48):
and nice and I you know, but I'm not. I'm
not bought into the you know, the storyline. I don't
know anything about it. Lastly, yeah, I don't know anything
about it. I just know years ago when Teresa flipped
a table and she's got she's gotta be known for
something other than that. No, pretty much? Okay, all right,
all right, I can't I can't pick a side because
I don't know enough. Like Gandhi when we're like, we
don't know, like I love all serval right. Now, that's

(17:09):
why we are the perfect place for her Land because
most of the of the rooms like, okay, we want
to hear what you have to say and talk about
what you're selling and everything. But Diamond's gonna be in
there stewing mad that her enemy, Melissa Gorga is coming
on the show. Her enemy. You're starting trouble, I guess.
So all right, we'll keep on top of that anyway,

(17:30):
Melissa is gonna be in a little bit Danielle, all right,
where do you start? Well late in the show. Yesterday,
Drake confirmed details on his first headlining show in five years.
Twenty one Savage will be his special guest. It's a
twenty nine date arena tour. Tickets will be available on
general sale Friday, and Drake related dot com is where
you will be getting your tickets. TLC and Shaggy are

(17:52):
hitting the road together. They're gonna bring some friends along
in Vogue Sean Kingston. It's called the Hot Summer Nights
Towards kicking off June first in Alabama, wrapping up July
fourteenth in Canada. And of course you can google where
you can get tickets, but that is on the way. UM.
I'm sure by now you've either seen or heard about
the Ashley Graham Hugh Grant interview at the Oscars. I

(18:14):
rewatched it yesterday. You don't have pissed me off about it.
At the end, I don't know if he's all as Gandhi.
At the end, after she finishes talking to him, he
makes this face like why the fam I here? And
that sat with me? But he has said in the
past that he's not the nicest person. So you know,
why you doing interviews? I don't know. But she caught

(18:35):
up with TMZ and TMZ was was asking her, well,
what do you think? She's like, you know what? You
just kill him with kindness. That's all you do. You
keep on doing what you do, don't You do your
interview and you get what you can. I still don't
see what he did wrong. I don't either, even the
face at the end. I did see the face. I
thought he was more cringing at himself because he had
terrible answers. It couldn't be he was making a face
at her. And I think the internet just took it

(18:55):
and ran with it alone. It is what it is.
Mike mill has added real to his resume because he
is trying to help sell his mansion in Atlanta. So
he did a little virtual tool tour for his followers,
and it's like very interesting. Twenty five million dollars. That's
how much. You know. It's a bargain, guys, it's a bargain.
It's got eight bedrooms, you know. Well, Conda Forever. The

(19:16):
soundtrack will get a vinyl release, so that is on
the way. Um, the Last of Us, even though it
went up against the Oscars, it did really well with
the season finale. Uh, let's see. It started out with
four point seven million viewers at the beginning of the
season and it ended up with eight point two million.
Did you see the finale yet? Yeah? Yeah, I did

(19:37):
tell us what happened. No, don't tell us what happen.
Ryan seacrests Live with Kelly and Ryan. His final day
sitting next to Kelly will be Friday, April fourteenth, and
then the following Monday, April seventeenth, her husband, Mark Consuelos
will be taking over the range. So what Ryan just
hates New York so much he has to like get
the hell out of time. Wow. Ryan and he's leaving

(19:58):
when the weather's gonna start being nice, like April fourteenth one,
look at the weather. He's moving back to exactly Brian.
And this is pretty interesting from BuzzFeed celebrities who have
connections to serial killers, So listen to this. So Ashton,
Kutcher and Michael the Hollywood Ripper. Back in two thousand
and one, Ashton was supposed to go on a date
with this woman, but when he showed up at her house,

(20:20):
she didn't answer the door. He peeked through the window
and he saw what he thought were wine stains on
the carpet, so he left. Turns out they were bloodstains.
She had been murdered, and he testified at the trial.
Oh now you're having a lot of fun with it.
I really Yeah, it's crazy. I never knew that that
was so interesting to me Today we know. Wasn't it
like one of the Beach Boys used to be best

(20:41):
friends with Charles Manson? Yeah, yeah, they have a connection
to it. I have the Beach Boys story. Let me
find they're all dead now. Yeah, Charlie Manson's alive. His
name still Dennis Wilson and Charles Manson became friends, uh,
and yeah. The Beach Boys even recorded one of his songs.
I think Charles is dead. I think it's let's play
dead or alive Charlie Manson, No, he's look at it.

(21:02):
Oh what a loss? Oh the Bachelifts on tonight all
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and that is my Danielle report. You know, I brought
it up at the top of the show and no
one has responded, So I guess it's one of those

(21:24):
movies not a lot of people saw. I'm talking about
Triangle of Sadness. Oh yeah, and uh. And last night,
as I was saying, I sat Alex down, I said,
I don't even want you to watch this one scene.
It's a long scene, but it is so crazy. The
yacht scene. That's fine, if you've seen it. I think
I think I need to hear from you. I need

(21:44):
to know that other people have witnessed the most bizarre
scene in the history of film. Really, yeah, more bizarre
than anything in Human Center. People. Well, okay, oh well
it's different interest it's yeah, so it text me at
fifty five one hundred, will we'll cross swords or whatever?
Cross steam that's dreams, should be a cross streams if

(22:05):
it's a Ghostbusters reference. Yeah, there's that. All right. I'll
tell you what before you get into trouble, Let's push
this button. Let's go. We should take a break before
things get out of head. We'll be back after this.
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I don't. I don't want to have like an in
depth conversation about this movie Triangle of Sadness, Like it's
been out for a while. I saw it in the theater,

(22:48):
but I had to, like, rewatch that yacht scene last night.
Have you seen it? No? I haven't, but you told
me all day yesterday you have to see the yachts scene. Yeah,
so I made Alex watch the yacht scene. Now, people
are texting and like, just the grossest thing. Ever, how
can you talk about it without throwing up? There's no
way I can watch that. The whole movie is just
bizarre as hell. I enjoyed it, but it's Have you
ever seen something that's so gross it's not gross anymore?

(23:10):
Does that make sense? No, I will puke immediately. It
is really gross. We'll leave it at that. It's bad.
It's so bad. It's fantastic and Woody Harrelson is a
genius in this film. Moving on. So, uh, I'm always
accused of never ever entering my phone, yes, because I don't.

(23:30):
And if you try to leave voicemail you can't because
it's full on purpose. If people think I'm out of
my mind? Is that? Is that an awful thing to do,
keeping your voicemail box full? So now I can, Yeah, yeah,
you don't want people leave it if you want me
to send me a text anyway? So I was I
checked out yesterday whatever. I hung out with Alex watching

(23:51):
you know, vomit movies and stuff, and I looked down
to the phone on oh, Garrett, try to call. So
rather than calling you back, I just went to messages
to see if you sent me a text, because if
you try to call me I don't pick up, maybe
I'll just text me. He didn't text me, huh, so
I'm like, should I call him? Something's going on? So

(24:11):
I was wondering this morning. I waited till this morning.
Did you try to call me yesterday? So I thought
I got away with it. I accidentally called you because
you know, you get when your phone's unlocked and you
hit a button and it started calling you when I
got so I tried to hang up quickly, and then
by you not responding back, I thought I got away
with it, that it didn't go through, but went Yeah,
I went through. And so he said, he said he
pocket dialed me. Yea, we called it. We called it

(24:32):
d dialing because if you're if, it was in my
pocket in the front. So yeah, so you d dialed me,
all right, dinger dial? Yeah, a dinger dial. Yeah. So
I mean so it was an accident. Yeah, no, it
was pure accident. But once I saw it, I was like, uh, like,
if you picked up, I didn't know what to say,
like because I had nothing to say to you at
that point in time. But yeah, oh okay, good good,
Air's clear. But here's my question why or am I

(24:55):
and many of us so definitely afraid of talking on
the phone. I don't want to do it. I don't
like talking on the phone. I think it's because now
that we have text messaging, you have a chance to
really think through what you're going to say to somebody.
You can come up with lies and excuses why I
don't want to do stuff. When you're on the phone
with them, you have to be a much better freestyler.
I think that's scary. It takes work. Yeah, and also

(25:16):
if you're on the phone someone and listening to the voice,
you have to commit to things. Yeah, that is that? Yeah,
what Nate? I agree, it's it's you're really on the spot.
You got no wiggle room. You're there. Yeah, you're there.
You're stuck. I'm glad you didn't pick up because it
would have been very awkward, like, so are you calling? Uh?
I D dialed you? And then oh I like that

(25:38):
better knowing that your that had something to do with it. Well, well,
a personal connection, what's scary. Well, make no mistake about it.
I've never d dialed you. Every time I've called you,
it was always within Is it because it's too small?
I've always been always within ten and so so. Yeah,
so there are things that you know I wanted to

(25:58):
tell you and I never got see her. I would
not see if you call him all the time, I
wouldn't pick up for you, but for someone who doesn't
usually call, i'd pick up because I would think, oh,
what happened? Yeah? Yeah, usually scary when you're calling, it's
it's a money related thing, and I don't want to
have anything really scary. She's like, you didn't get paid
for something, but I had nothing to do with it.

(26:21):
But if Garrett calls me, I'm like, hmmm, something's there,
but you didn't text, so therefore we're all sick. All right, good,
I'm glad we got that out of the way. Should
I send the text of like a d dial? No, no, no,
no no no. I slept on just fine last night.
It's all good. If you needed me, you would text me. Yes,
there you Garrett. Everything than getting some sound ready for later. Um, yeah,

(26:42):
there's that. But i'd call Gandhi from time to time,
but usually after we're all out drinking. Yeah, but I
always answer when you guys, when anybody here calls me,
I answer sometimes. Not scary but everybody else because he's
calling you about money too. Yes, there's that. Hey, um,
can we do something kind of fun, like a game

(27:03):
or something? I would love a few? Do? We always
do feud? We haven't done. What are the other tired ones?
We all pyramids? The same ones? We bang out every
single time. We could password? We could do password and
at least someone listening can have a part in that. Yeah,
all right, all right, so let's play password. I don't

(27:23):
have the music. I'll pull that, pull it up for us.
Call us now if you wish to play password, or
I'm thinking of a pasta. We could always do that. That
That made the Tonight show that good, that made Jimmy
Fallon famous. You haven't done. I'm thinking of a fabric
in a while time for I'm thinking of a fabric password.

(27:45):
Maybe all of today's passwords will be fabrics. Can we
do like a thematic password? All all right? Call Diamond now,
but you need to know your fabrics. Eight hundred two
four twos one hundred joined the conversation by texting, I
saw a man this weekend, full ass out and then

(28:08):
made eye contact with me standard data and messaging Elvis
Duran in the morning shown show. Hey, I'm sorry I
brought the pizza and now you're complaining about it. It's delicious,
but it's not at all in my teeth. It's good, right,
so good. Ruby Rosa love that pizza. I tell you,

(28:29):
you know what I do. I order the pizza and
I have a slice or two, Alexander slice or two,
and that was it. The rest of it is all yours.
So good, thank you. Yeah, I'm sorry, it is so good.
I know. I love walking out of my apartment building
with pizzas. Yeah. And my friend Chris, the doorman's like,
what are you gonna pizza it up there? What are
you doing? I'm delivering pizza. I gotta meet my Danielle

(28:52):
happy than you think. Um, all right, let's get into
password music playing Get Nate Dance. So the password is
well you'll find out in a second as we play password.
Let's go talk to Nicole Hind Nicole, good morning. You

(29:12):
know we love d Nicole because she's a teacher. We
love our teachers. Yeah, it's been a carpool full of teachers. Oh,
I'm really Oh so you have people who can help
you there? Yeah? I like that. Who olds there? Can
you do you remember their names? Who are that? Thank
you remember their name? We have Melissa, we have Kim,
our trustee driver today and Erica. Wow, there's four of you.

(29:36):
So do the four of you carpool every single day?
Every single day? I like that. I wish I could
carpool Jayway, here's how it's gonna work. We will give
the password while Scary is distracting you, and then everyone
on the team Elvis Duran Morning Show will try to
get you to guess the password with their lame clues.

(29:58):
What now, Well, she's being distracted good by Scary. Will
the rest of the car poill be able to hear
the password? Well, there's a delay. Yeah, you guys can't cheat.
You don't. Yeah, teachers don't. Teachers are not devious, you'd
never cheat. All right, well, here we go. It's time
for the first password. If you would distract Nicole and
her car, I think this is okay. I'm telling you

(30:19):
right now, they're gonna cheat. Maybe make him put her
on speakerphone and then yell at the whole car. All right, Okay,
here we go. Let me putting her on hole? Okay,
hold is a hole? Yeah? Is it a hole? Yeah? Okay,
go that's how Scary distracts. She can't hear her say
the password is cord Roy. Oh, the password corter Roy. Okay,

(30:44):
all right, all right, here we go. We pull her
back up. This is a process. Hello, we're back. All right. Uh,
the team knows the password. Let's go for the clues.
We'll start with you, Gandhi, what's your one word clue? Um, ribbed, ribbed, Yes, Um,

(31:06):
I'm gonna go with condom. Condom, alright, not it's not
the answer, but it's a good guess. Uh. Froggy, what's
your one word clue? Fabric? Fabric ribbed and f there

(31:28):
you good going? Frog? You would say, what is there
a corduroy? The band? All right, let's keep going. You
want to keep going? Yeah, right, here we go. Let's
keep going. Okay, okay, let's keep on going. Hold on
a second with Nicole, just writing Nicol for the next
past word. Please make him keep going. Let's just do

(31:53):
this for an hour. Okay, here we go. Stirrups, Oh,
the past word. Okay, it's studid okay, scary, okay, all right,
you ready to go? All right, Daniel, you're up first.

(32:15):
You know the past word? What is your one word
clue forcologist? Okay, ecologist, right out of the shoe? Um,
late latex okay okay, Uh, Nate, what's your one word clue?
I'm gonna says saddle saddle, oh, leather, leather Okay, okay, hmmm,

(32:42):
that is not it? Often at the gynecologists, not it? Yeah,
so far saddle and gynecologist. And you know your friends
can help you out. Why not? Uh, scary, what's your
one word clue? Scary? Always give us really good clues.
Spread spread, spread, um, you should see this, Dancy? All right,

(33:15):
all right, you're doing really well? Then call you got too? Okay, Scary,
you want another one? Do you want another one? Yeah?
I'm really sorry? Absolutely Nah. Who has time to go
teach students? All right? Please distract. He's distracting her on
the line so she can't hear the password. The password

(33:39):
is Miley blast word Miley. All right, scary? Very does that?
Where are you out? Yeah a little bit? Yeah, you're
working at your core? Hey, nicoll are you ready? We're ready?
So scary, so Gandhi, Yes, what is your one word clue?
I just want to make sure that's that word? Right?

(34:01):
I was very clear. I know but I just yeah, yeah,
it was very clear. Okay, okay, y Rish, can you
say that one more time? Gy Rish, Irish Froggy, what's
your one word? Clue? Is Billy Ray one word? No,

(34:28):
that's what you said. Okay, why did you say that?
We can't the jury cannot disregard that. I don't know
if it's a hivnated one word. I don't know. Everybody
is not what it is not. But you're ruining every
Billy Billy um Ak you break your heart? Oh all right,

(34:52):
uh Danielle yeah, uh Hemsworth, Um Miley Cyrus Miley is
the password? I mean, how could you not get that?
Wish and Billy Red said Irish, Yeah, well it's hard.

(35:16):
I'll give you a better one hold on. Yeah, all right,
let's go get another one, scary out, would you please
one more? That? We got to move on with our lives?
All right, he's distracting her, as you can hear. I'm sorry,
I think I'm distracting. The password is chillicoone, not schill con.

(35:37):
The password is chillicoone. All right, thank you? All right?
Uh yeah, hi hello, all right, whose turn is it
for a clue? Okay, Nate, we all know the password.
You give Nicole your one word clue, implant, implant breast

(36:00):
breasts scary, don't make that noise next to me. Fake
fake fake fake fake plastic surgery. Gandhi. Okay, I know
you're gonna still with me on this one, Sally valid. Yeah. Silicone, Yeah,

(36:30):
I know it's silicon. It's silicone. Sorry, the password would silicone,
not silicon, but we love Yeah, there is a different
silicon silicone. Oh yeah, but we're going for silicone. But

(36:50):
we'll give it to anyway. What do you have for nicon?
The next time is Carpool gets together, they'll all be
wearing Elma Stroud in the Morning Show t shirt. We
love our teachers. We love you Nicole, You and the
ladies have a beautiful drive. And thanks for listening to
us every day. Thank you very much, Thank you so much.
Please hold her. That was a fun round of password.

(37:14):
I love the song. All right, we do have a
thousand dollars free money phone tap thanks to Tommy Johns
on the way. I worry about Tommy Johns again. Today
they're breathing. I'm my owner's breathing. It is interesting. I
think Tommy Johns is the first underwear that heads its
own lungs. It's true. All right, here we go, Gandhi.

(37:35):
What's what's good? White House is stressing that Silicon Valley
Bank isn't getting a government bail out after regulators seize
the assets of the Field. Bank. Press Secretary Karine Jeanpierre
said taxpayers aren't on the hook to cover the bank.
She said the money for depositors will come from the
fees banks pay into the Deposit Insurance Fund, emphasizing it
isn't what happened into two thousand and eight financial crisis.

(37:57):
President Biden said investors of SVB won't you protected and
the management of the bank will be fired well. Speaking
of Biden, the Biden administration is giving the green light
to a very controversial oil drilling project going down in Alaska.
The Willow Project will be located inside a petroleum reserve
that's the size of Indiana by the way, about two
hundred miles north of the Arctic Circle. It's expected to

(38:19):
produce one hundred and eighty thousand barrels of oil a day,
create up to twenty five hundred short term jobs as
well as three hundred long term positions. But the Willow
project has been heavily criticized by activists who say it's
terrible for the environment and because drilling on federal land
is something Biden said he would never do. And finally,
today is Pie Day, as in the annual celebration of

(38:39):
the mathematical constant pie. How far can you go three
point one four one five nine two six, five, three
five eight nine seven nine four six two six Nope
three two three eight, four six two six two seven
nine to seven nine five Okay? Insane? Yeah, Hey, it's
commonly rounded to three point one four. Today is March fourteenth,

(39:00):
so that's why it's happening. Experts say the most accurate
value for pie is actually more than sixty two trillion digits,
and wild Pie Day is not to be confused with
National Pie Day Pie Day. There are deals on pies today,
so good luck finding them. And those are your three things,
pizzas and cherry. With that said, it is true your
thousand dollars free money phone tap. Next if you guys

(39:22):
make my day off today, mister rand in the Morning Show,
we get into the thousand dollars Tommy John's free money
phone tap. The behind the scenes battle between Gandhi and
Andrew continues to burn wildly. So he just tried to
white your little friend over there. He's not my friend.

(39:43):
He thought he was gonna get me with a glitter
bomb that he had hidden under his desk, and when
he jumped up and tried to glitter bomb me, he
glitter bombed himself. Come in here, I want to see
the glitter all over you. Ana's on the carpet London.
That up there, I Andrew. I think he stomped it
all away for the most part at this point. Sometimes

(40:04):
we create messages. We just we assume time will take
care of all. So he tried to glitter bomb you
but ended up being glitter bombed. Yes, why so whose
move is it that? Now? It's oh, I think Andrew
and Josh listen. Josh was sending us both photos yesterday.
Have some nonsense that he purchased. I wish he would.

(40:24):
He bought w D forty in a spray bottle. He
claims he's coming from He's gonna spray your face with
WD forty. Claims he's coming here. Guys, do know, and
he'll be April Fools Day soon. Don't don't spray w
D forty. People's faces. I'm not doing it, Josh threaten.
It could be problems. All right, Well the battle continues.
How about a free money phone tap? You got any money?

(40:45):
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I love butter bras new Tommy John's butter bras. Anyway,
everything they do it just it feels great, perfect for
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(41:08):
most supportive underwear out there. And like I said, my
underwear breeze felter bra it's Tommy John. By the way.
You know New Yorkers always put an ass on the
end of everything. Are you feeling Daniel's braws? It's not
on my body by the way. People, Oh my god,
I may take my bra off and put this one on.
Feel this bra scar Oh that's silky smooth. I love

(41:31):
this so I've never okay, this is if he felt
the brawl. I god, I want one anyway, Tommy John
love them. I've been loving Tommy john underwear for a while.
I was kind of ahead of the curve. Finally, we
just stop rubbing the brawl over your face. It's are
you doing? Mate? Mate? Never felt anything? Then? Okay? Anyway?

(41:53):
Where where are we? We love Tommy John. You will
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(42:17):
Elvis is your code save twenty five? Seriously, just go
Tommy John dot com and look at everything I have.
I love Tommy John. If we could get through it
like three hundred sixty five days a year with wearing
nothing but Tommy John, I'm in. And thanks to Tommy John,
you're about to win the thousand dollars with a free
money phone tapp if your caller one hundred one eight
hundred two for two zero one hundred All right, scary?

(42:38):
Who does the phone tap today? Danielle? Here we go
elan Elvis durand phone tap. Let's get into that phone
tap as fast as possible. Danielle, today is your phone tap?
What do you have today? All right? Well, Kellye. Email said,
recently a friend of mine was quat shoplifting, and when
I was telling my husband about it, his response was,
if I was ever quat shoplifting, he would divorce me.

(42:58):
So I want you to call my husband tell him
I was busted shoplifting. So we're going to call her
husband and tell her that. And what are you doing
in this phone? I am the manager. I think over
this door. Okay, here we go. Let's listen in to
today's phone. Tap. Hi, May I speak to mister graph Please?
This is Melissa del Russo from the Sea. I'm calling

(43:18):
from the security office. Are you related to a Kelly Graphy? Okay,
she was caught shoplifting this morning. Yeah, she was caught
leaving with a Revlon lipstick and we she's now sitting
in our office right now. Would you like to speak
to her? Okay, hold on one second, Kelly take the phone. Please,
don't get mad at me. I want to go get

(43:40):
some town on cold medicine. So I read it over
to you be quick. And they saw this new lipstick,
and I I knew you'd like. I just know we
don't have much money, so I just put in my pocket,
not taking anything, Tom, and you caught me? Are you
know money? What the he's with you? Stick? Hold on? Sorry,

(44:04):
but maybe this is the first offense. But we need
to make an example. It's a lipstick, I mean the case.
You just paid for it and adapted. She's not feeling well.
Let me, she didn't realize what the hell is going on.
She's not feeling will very sick. She's not feeling well,
so she steals a lipstick. Sounds crazy, But what I
want to tell you this is not the first time
that has happened in the store where people try to
take advantage and put something in their pocket and walk off.

(44:26):
All right, could you just pay for it? And just
my child? I'm in now working, Okay, So you're just
gonna have to come pick up your child because your
wife is going to prison. You're going to prison for
five dollars. I have to call the police. Put my
wife back on the phone. Please you kill What this
happened to me? I kill it? What happened to you? You? Kelly?

(44:49):
Let me speak to him? Hello, Oh my god, why
is it? Why are you? Okay? First of all of
them in the world. Okay, you think so? This is
not the first time that people have stole two dollars
worth of this three dollars eating at other people. You're
probably other people. You're proud of other people. My question
me said, somebody that picked the child up. You want

(45:10):
me to send somebody to give you the money. So
what do you want to do. I'm not gonna say
and go back and forth with you on what you
want to do. Okay, I'm what you want to do.
I'm trying to help you out, and you are actually
cursing at me. How are you helping me out? You
tell me come thick of your kids so we can
harsh your wife. That's helping me out. I mean, this
is how you're going to raise your child. His mother's
are face listen shut then don't don't don't say that
about my child. They are right now. Put my wife

(45:32):
on the phone, now, stop eating the gum. Put the
gum down. Put my wife on the phone now. Now
your wife stealing gum? Telling you right now. Put my
wife on the phone now, Kelly, here's your wonderful husband.
I don't know whether you seeing this guy. You're Kelly said,
dum put the gum in. Why don't you talk to

(45:55):
me on the phone? Hang up the phone and sit
here and wait for me to come pick up you
and the child. Put them done in the garments. Talk,
I see you a little bit, love you. Hello, Yes, Thomas,
Actually it's not to say means it's a Danielle Monaro
from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you just
got phone tap. I swear to god, I'm let this

(46:16):
voice sounds familiar? Keging me on. Oh no, your Elvis
durand one thousand dollars free money, phone tap, get it
right anyway, Let's gonna talk to Lisa. Hello, Lisa. Hello,
Oh my god, I'm really gonna cry. Oh cry God,

(46:39):
You're gonna cry? Ye much? I could use this right now. Well, okay,
let's cut to the let's cut to the chase. You
just won one thousand dollars Lisa and a one hundred
dollars Tommy John gifts card rain big Broad dinner. I

(47:03):
know this is a great day. So you're calling Lisa's
coming from Van Horn, Iowa. How's how's your day gonna be? Um?
You know what, yesterday was a bad day, so today
has to be a good day. So far you started out, okay, Hey,
you know what we have Melissa Gorga from Real Housewives
of New Jersey coming on. Do you think we should
have a Real Housewives of Iowa as well? Oh my god,

(47:26):
you know what, I could write a story, all right,
a book about my story of my life. But otherwise
there's not much action going on. Oh no, I don't
believe it. I bet we could uncover a lot of
skan Lissa and enjoy your thousand dollars. And I love
the fact that you're listening to us. Thank you very
very much. Always always listen to you. Thank you so much.

(47:47):
I appreciate Love you guys, love you more. Hold on
a second, Hold on there you Wow, great, great winner.
Another thousand dollars from Tommy John. Remember Tommy John dot
com when you're checking out, use the code Elvis for
twin five percent off. Should we send her this pre
felt up brawl that we already No, that's my prefelt
up raw, you know. Can you put that on your
breast knowing that we all fingered it. No, I'm gonna

(48:09):
have to wash that. Yeah, those fingers right off of
my braw and send them on their way. Let's get
it to Danielle. All right, you guys already did that
with the bra I feel like Dale. Oh, let's go where.

(48:30):
Tiger Woods and his ex girlfriend Erica Herman are still
at it with this legal battle over a non disclosure agreement.
So she claims the agreement should be nullified because it
involves allegations of sexual abuse. Uh and Woods has fired back,
saying that she is a jilted ex girlfriend who is
using the allegations to bypass the NDA clause that legally

(48:52):
disputes has to be settled in private. A legal dispute. Sorry,
I don't know. Is there anything else I'm missing? Froggy, No,
that's pretty much it. He says. It's a jilt to
next girlfriend, and they had a verbal agreement she could
live in the house for five more years, and he
said that's not the case, so I'll keep you both. Hey,
why would you ever agree to anyone staying in your
house for five years? Okay, I don't know, all right,

(49:16):
so bad. Bunny and Kendall Jenner left the oscars together,
So whatever's going on there? Still going on? Did you
see the video of Lady Gaga. This is the sweetest thing.
So Gaga showed kindness on the red carpet because a
photographer fell. She turns around, she runs over and she's like,
are you okay? She made sure that they were fine.
That's our Gaga, that's the real deal exactly. Hey, people
are still giving her grief for just wearing a T

(49:39):
shirt and jeans and keep it raw and real, and
that's what she wanted to do. Okay, So all all
the glamour lovers, yeah, yeah, because she had to go
out of full full dress up with no makeup and
no clothes on, no formal clothes on for her song.
Now the question is what make remover did she use?

(50:00):
Because it looked great. She has professionals, guys, professional the
brand T pickup and model. Maybe she'll let us know, Okay.
The mayor of Glendale, Arizona, has given the city a
new name for a few days, March seventeenth and the eighteenth.
It will be Swift City because Taylor Swift's tour will
be coming through, so they're renaming it. Why Cliff Jean
has checked himself into a hospital, we're not exactly sure.

(50:23):
Why we know he was staying overnight. He posted to
Instagram that sometimes we forget our body is our temple,
and then he wrote be back soon, kid, Kenny has
promised that his book will include stories that his fans
have never heard of, and he hopes that it will
inspire his supporters to follow their dreams. And this is
for you, scary get your cash ready. Mike Dean from

(50:44):
the Beastie Boys is looking to sell his childhood home
and you can get it for just under fifteen million.
It's nice. He's got to tear us Overlooking the park,
is that all? Yeah? Uh so? Yeah? His six bedrooms
that overlook Central Park in New York City. It's got
beautiful views of Manhattan. It's not too far away from
your scare. I think you should get it. I mean,
you have the money, right. I think he's even lowering

(51:05):
the price to a lot less than that, like four
and a half million or something. All right, all right,
we'll keep an eye on there. Adam Levine and his
wife Bahati have been quiet since their third child was
born in January, but they did hit the red carpet
together at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Billie Eilish was
also there with her boyfriend Jesse Rutherford. That's very rare
that you see the two walking that together. Megan the
Stallion was there as well, for the first time since

(51:26):
the Tory Lane trial ended, and she has a new
album on the way. And my favorite article of the
day celebrities who have connections to serial killers over un BuzzFeed.
So right now, I'm going to tell you about the
Beach Boys. So Dennis Wilson and Charles Manson became friends
when Manson was an aspiring singer songwriter. The Beach Boys
even recorded one of his songs, Never Learned Not To Love.

(51:50):
And then Dennis Wilson later caught on that this guy
might be a little dangerous, and he decided to abandon
his home cut ties with him and members of Manson's cult.
We're actually living there when Wilson moved out. Dad's crazy.
You don't know you may be connected to a mass
murderer right now I might find out. Well, anyway, that's

(52:12):
just odd. Rap it if I got a song for
you the Bachelor, All your fbis the Voice Real Housewives
of New Jersey And that's my Danielle record. Danielle, do
you know that Taylor Hanson is celebrating his fortieth birthday today? Stop?
Do you dare me to play it? Triple dog d?
Here we go, Heavy Birthday Taylor Hanson. I can turn

(52:35):
it off right now. All right, okay, you add for it.
Go tell her friend Jamie we're playing a handsOn. Oh
my god. She is the biggest Fanson of all times.
She's a fans and so I write into work with
her every day. And one day I opened her trunk
to put my backpack in and a poster flew out
up handsOn poster flew out of the back of her car.

(52:57):
So I went chasing it down the street. She yelled,
it's okay, Hey, it's Laminaded. Oh god, I have never questioned.
She is the ultimate fans. Yes, she still goes sees.
She still goes to see him in concert. There you
see us all the time. Uh, well cool, I'm very
happy for I'm it was kind of fun playing. A
lot of people are responding saying they don't like it
a lot. Hey, you never know. Sometimes you gotta throw
it out there, Alice Show. One of the biggest twenty

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He's funny, he's straightforward with people, he's very witty, and

(53:45):
also he's the best guy ever ranking people the fun
times like Sissy hilarious, like I can't even the best guy.
I just love you guys in the Morning Show. You know,
it's always been sort of a rule on our show
when we have guests on, we do everything we can
to make them want to come back, meaning I don't
ask provocative, titilating questions. I don't try to embarrass anyone.

(54:07):
I don't try to get it. I'm not like a
lot of people in this business who try to get
a quote from their guests just so they can have it,
you know, published on people dot Com. That's not what
we do viral moment. But with Melissa Gorga coming in today,
I don't know how to get around some of the
stuff that's coming in. I mean, look, you know she's
I don't know. There are a lot of people that

(54:28):
are either team Melissa Gorga or Team Teresa that watch
Housewives of New Jersey and uh so, someone here on
our digital team said, let's put the question out there.
What question do you want to ask Melissa Gorga, and
a lot of them are just downright filthy, awful, mean, evil,
I mean, insulting. Well no, but you know, there's there's

(54:49):
definitely this loyalty to either team Melissa or Team Teresa. Okay,
and so I don't know, maybe today's the day we
may have to get down and dirty. I don't want
to make you're uncomfortable though, because I mean, you can
always give her the option to tap out, right, you
can ask her the questions and if she doesn't want
to answer, she can just tap out. Okay, Yeah, but
keep in mind a lot of these questions. Look at Diamond.

(55:10):
Diamond of course is team Teresa, Team Teresa. But you
wouldn't be rude to our guest Melissa never never, never never.
They've been debating back and forth her an alley, back
and forth, back and forth because Ali is team Melissa.
So there's a hot, hot debate going on in the
But a lot of these questions I don't know how
to even get near them because they're just mean. I mean,

(55:31):
I mean, really, these are so mean. These are the
kind of questions that no one would ever have the
guts to say in front of the person. Damn okay,
well that said in the Mercedes Ben's Interview Lounge. Melissa
Gorga is on the way and coming soon to the
Mercedes Ben's Interview Lounge, Fallout Boy, Jonas Brothers, and many
more to be announced, so exciting. I know David Beckham's

(55:55):
coming soon too, right now, see him on the list.
Jason Mamma, none of the above, Okay, no, no, thank
you to Claudio who once again sent us more cookies
from Claudio's kitchen. So good. The Ntella tart or whatever
those things are. I haven't waiting for after our guests
leaves so I can cram it in my pie hole

(56:15):
because I know it's going to be all in my teeth.
No Tella, that everything cramming in your Noella HOLEA Hey,
So the other night after the Oscars, Hailey Bieber was
at a big Vanity Fair Oscars party and then Justin
wanted to join his wife at the party, but he
didn't go through the front door. He went through the
back door and he was wearing this. He was wearing

(56:39):
a blanket, and of course the photographers got a photo
of Justin Bieber going to a party wearing a blanket. Yeah,
I thought it looked really cool. I liked it. I mean,
you saw it didn't need producer sam. Yeah, and it
actually made me pretty excited. I have almost the same
blanket that my great aunt made me when I was
just a young lad. And why can't we not dress

(57:00):
up with blankets? Well, I think that defeats the purpose
of dressing up, right? Why did you see it? Though?
I'm looking at it right now. It's a cross between
a like a blanket and a sara. It actually looks
like the blankets that my mom crochets to She donates
them to the old age home because they get they
need lap blankets because they get chilly. That's what it

(57:20):
looks like. Okay, well, I think my mom's doing a
doily pattern like that right now, to be honest, All right,
all right, well, I don't know. I have no problem
with justin dressing in a blanket. Wasn't it Hilton the
mother Kathy Hilton, who went to have dinner in la
wearing like a great gown and then she walked out

(57:41):
wearing the tablecloth? Don't you remember that? No? Why can't
we Why don't if we're a clothing that's in the
clothing department, Why can't we shop in the sheet department.
I think you can wear whatever you want if you're
rich enough. Yeah, okay, it doesn't matter what's up name.
I agree just what Gandhi said. The richest people are
often the ones that look homeless. Yeah that shoe. Remember
the Olsen Twins. For the longest time, we were like,

(58:04):
what is going on? That's ragamuffin chic. It's my favorite.
I think that's how they keep their money. Yeah, they
don't spend it on things like clothing. Bill Gates and
zuck Mark Zuckerberg actually kind of do look homeless a
lot of times. And I think it's genius because if
you walk around looking like that, no one's gonna bother you.
But you walk around dripping and swag and people are
gonna ask you for money. And I think it makes

(58:24):
you less like pompous because if you don't need to
spend your money on nice this, that and the other thing,
I think you know you've it's more human. That's you, Nate,
You're more human. Um. I don't know how to I
do know how I feel about this. There is a woman,
as she put this video on TikTok, sharing the fact

(58:47):
she named her first child after her dog that just
passed away. Exactly, So wait, is sweet, but not for
all people were dogging her. It also depends on the name,
like if she named her kid Fido, then Fluffy. No,

(59:07):
she named her son Henry Miles, which was I guess
the name of her dog. He had passed away only
two days before she gave birth. So unless you're a
pet owner, you don't understand. For instance, David Cats is here. Hi, David, Well,
come here, come here with this mine own. You became
a pet owner what four years ago or something like that. Well,

(59:27):
when I got married, I inherited a couple of dogs.
Get on our own. We've got three and a cat. Okay,
but I'm pointed this leading up to that you're not
a pet person and a cat. Well yeah, but not
not a pet person like et trying to imply. Yeah, exactly,
So before you're a pet person, you would go, oh
my god, why would anyone name their kid after a dog?

(59:47):
But now you get it, I do. Isn't that funny
how that changes? Yes, and I've named my dogs after
TV characters, but they're good names, like who like Jack's
from of Anarchy? Okay, that's a good dog, Jacks is
a great name. Now, but wait, but if you guys
decided to have a kid, would you name your kid

(01:00:07):
Jack's after your dog? I would. I actually think that's
a great name. It is, okay, Marley we adopted with
her name, and then the next one was Riggs. Anyone
know where Riggs comes from? Yes, the Mel Gibson character
and lethal weapon. Where are you yelling at? Because every
time my leitha Weapon came on, we would want to
see if the dog would look at Danny Glover when

(01:00:29):
he yelled at Wigs. He's oblivious. Okay, all right? My point,
My point being, if you're not a pet person, you're
totally yeah, just baffled. Why a mother would give birth
and name her son after her dog who's just passed away.
I think it's a beautiful thing because these dogs are
like last night, you know, once again, I'm surrounded by Schnauzer,

(01:00:50):
two of them. I can't imagine a life without them.
They are my life. Are you working in your dream
job right now? Yes? Yes? Or maybe one of them,
one of them, one of them. A lot of people
in this recent survey are saying that maybe half of
them dream jobs just don't exist. You get up in
the morning, you put on your clothes, you go work,
you make the paycheck, you go home, and dreams can

(01:01:12):
be manifested outside of your professional life. For sure, every
single person in the world can't have their dream job.
That's just not realistic. But there are ways that you
can live your dream without work being part of it. Right.
But it's sad that these people don't believe there is
a such thing as a dream job. That makes me sad.
But sometimes people's dreams really aren't related to their job.

(01:01:33):
Maybe maybe they have hopefully they have other dreams. And
you know me, everyone needs to have a dream and
if ever you forget that pathway to your dream, remember
it or create a new one. Dreams are important. It's
the same thing I say about having a trip or
an event on the calendar. Knowing there's something coming up

(01:01:54):
is a motivator to get out of bed and like
give it your best. Absolutely, you think, what do you think? Pretty?
I didn't read this, but I kind of love this
idea because I don't think I've had a dream job
for a long time. Because we were mentioning it earlier
on the show, Jim Carrey said something about get everything
you want, and you'll notice it's not it. So I
think people should be more focused on qualities because we

(01:02:16):
hear it all the time. Someone lands their quote dream
job and then you're there and it's not what you
thought it was going to be because it's missing specific
factors that are imperative to the happiness of your life.
So I don't even have a dream job. I have
dream qualities. That's how I gauge where I would be
happy working somewhere. So I kind of love that here
you go, all right. So it's hard to define hyper

(01:02:38):
define what a dream job is because it's different for everyone.
I feel like working at Disney was like a dream
job for me, and I almost made it and I didn't.
A long story, but I wonder if if I had
gotten there, if I would have been a little disappointed,
do you know what I mean? Like would it have
been everything I thought? Or no? Yeah, you don't know.
You don't know too you get there. It Also it's
also to do with the people you work with it

(01:03:00):
Disney also your hours and yeah, so there was another
statistic in the story and I don't have it. So
how many people would be willing to give up their
their well paid job for a job that is a
lot less pay but satisfies you more, or it makes

(01:03:20):
you feel happier at the end of the day or
not exhausted or Yeah. The thing is, I love this job,
So that's a tough one. If I were in a
job that paid me the same as this, but that
panda cuddling job opened up in China that I've been
seeing everywhere, yeah, I would absolutely give it up and
go cuddle pandas for a year. Why not. See, I
think it would be a certain time in my life
that I would be able to do that. Like, you're

(01:03:41):
turning fifty, you better get a done. No. But I'm
just saying. If I was stuck in a job that
I didn't love but made me a significant amount of money,
I think, well, I have kids, blah blah, maybe I
have to stick it out. But once the kids are
out of the house and blah blah blah, maybe at
that point I don't need to do that anymore, do
you know what I mean? And then you could do
something else. These are the things people are thinking about it.
I mean, happiness is currency. So if you can go
and be happy every day, that's payment itself, and I'm

(01:04:03):
sure that your health improves and your mental state improves
and all kinds of stuff is great, and you don't
necessarily need that money as much it is currency. People
forget that. People think currency is only a number, but
it's not all right. Something to think about today. Let's
go around the room, Scary, I'm gonna start with you.
What's on your mind today? Well, I'd like to congratulate
my sister in law Sarah, and my brother Stephen. They

(01:04:24):
gave birth to a beautiful baby girl yesterday. Shout out
to Ruby Rose, my first niece. And now I have
three nephews. So three nephews and one niece. I am
a funcal you are another child, and you're not that
you were afraid to touch. I will be touching. She's
so beautiful. I got I got the birth and everything

(01:04:45):
on video. I don't want to see that. Well, thank
you well, Ruby Rose. Welcome to the world. Welcome to
this wonderful world full of optimism. And you're a weird uncle,
and you're weird. You know that means he's gone to
Tiffany today. I'm buying him an expensive gift for the baby.

(01:05:05):
Baby will never time Gandhi, what's up? So I read
a very interesting fact yesterday. Michael Jordan, as we know,
is the highest paid athlete of all time. He's made
the most money. Do you know the other three athletes
are all from the same sport and he guesses he's
basketball obviously golfers. Apparently golf is where all the money
is at. That's where Frog makes his fortune. Is my

(01:05:29):
boy tea dub on that list? T dub Who is that? Yeah?
Of course he was number two. It was it was
Arnold Palm Palmer and Jack Nicholas or the other two.
But I was just astounded because you know, it takes
a lot of money to play golf, but apparently make
a lot of money too, and you save your body.
So if you're going to become an athlete, become a golfer. Yeah,
but not all of them make all that money. Now,

(01:05:49):
three out of the four, man didn't. Three out of
the four. Go follow your dream? Hey, Froggy, what's up
with you? You You know I talked about it yesterday, but
today it's his official birthday. Happy birthday to myself and
I still cannot believe I have a twenty year old
child walking this earth. However, looking back at pictures of him.
I just posted his baby pictures sitting on a little
train on Instagram, and I'm just immensely proud of him

(01:06:12):
and what he's accomplished. And I'm so excited to watch
him grow. I don't think I've ever been more excited
in my life for anything in the future than I
am to see what he becomes in what he does.
And so I'm just so proud of him. I love him.
Happy twentieth birthday, came your mother, and I love you.
Just immensely interesting to look back on the years, all
the heart attacks he almost gave you. Yeah, it is you.

(01:06:32):
Guys have seen him grow up too. I've we've known
each other now all for almost eighteen years, and so
we've all been here together, and to watch him grow,
I just I could not be more proud of him.
Happy birthday, Caden, Happy birthday, Hey Producer Sam? What's up?
I have to send an extra pat on the back
and some support to anyone who has made a very
difficult decision that feels like it's against what their heart wants.

(01:06:54):
One of my goods friend's best friend had to break
up with someone after a really long time because she
wants a family and learned that he does not. They're
completely in love. The last thing she wants is a
life without him. But she has realized that, you know,
it is the right decision, because she doesn't want to
wake up without a family one day and regret. And
I just can't wrap my head around how hard that

(01:07:15):
decision has to be today for her to make. So
anyone who's made that kind of call recently, because you're
doing something for your future self, you're gonna get there,
and just good job, because you're strong as hell. I
really couldn't fathom. You just made me so sad. I'm
so sorry, I mean, but what courage it takes to
make truly absolutely Danielle? Yeah, what piece of sadness do

(01:07:39):
you have from now? So? Well, my sister's doing something
pretty cool. She's hosting a fundraiser. It's called Cards for
a Cause and it's helping baby Connor because before birth,
Baby Connor was diagnosed with a condition where his intestines
were actually growing up where his left lung should be,
so obviously he needed surgery. I think at four months
he already had two surgery. His medical bills are very expensive.

(01:08:02):
If mom has to stay home obviously because she has
to take care of him. So she's selling these keepsake
boxes with these high quality cards in it, and money
is going towards him. So if you want, I posted
it on my Instagram story. You can link over and
check out my sister's page and it is cards for
a Cause for Baby Connor and your Instagram address, your
radio Danielle Minaro at Radio Danielle Minaro. And finally, straight night,

(01:08:24):
what's up? Okay, a little LPT life pro tip for
y'all out there. If you don't have a guy, get
yourself a guy. I'm talking about a body shop guy.
Even if you don't have any damage or any need
for it. Now find somebody now, because when you need them,
you're going to need them in a jiffy. I was
driving home yesterday, got sideswiped my driver's side window, explode
it all over me. I called my buddy John, who

(01:08:46):
also happens to be a friend in a neighbor and
Ry'm an auto body shameless shout out got me right in,
said bring it on over you, Okay, bring it on
over and put it in the garage. We'll take care
of it. So find somebody before you need somebody. So
I'm gonna walk into a body show say hey, I
don't need you today. I just want to know you. Yes, okay,
kind of you know, because you know you're in a panic,
you know your car's damage, your life is in shamble.

(01:09:08):
Strike first, you want to know who you're gonna call
find somebody today. I got a guy. I got a guy,
we all got a guy. You got a guy like
me and just not have a car. Then you don't
need a guy, even d'n I do? I just got it.
Oh yeah, talk to Danielle's as so many cards as
She's right, Nobody asked your opinion. Danielle has a bunch

(01:09:29):
of guys. All right, thank you for the you need
a guy conversation. Very true. Let's roll into the three
things you need to know. I think Melissa Gorga is
on the way. We're gonna talk about the thirteenth season
of Real Housewives of New Jersey on Bravo, and a
lot of other stuff, A lot of other stuff on
the way. All right, you're up, gandhi, what's up? The
Federal Reserve will conduct a review of Silicon Valley Bank

(01:09:49):
following its collapse. The Central Bank announced it will carry
out a review of the supervision and regulation of the
failed bank. FED Chairman Jerome Powell said the events surrounding
the bank's failure demand a thorough, transparent and swift review.
It will be publicly released by May first. More wild
weather hitting the nation. Southern California is bracing for another
rainstorm today tomorrow. Another atmospheric river is expected to bring

(01:10:11):
that rain this morning, and we'll get heavier as the
day day goes on. They're expecting up to half an
inch an hour, which will of course lead to flooding
on the other coast. Over here. Forecasters say the upcoming
northeaster will bring snow, heavy rain, and strong winds over
the next few days. There could be power outages and
flooding as well. Over twenty million people are under winter
alerts in advance of the storm. New York City's harsh

(01:10:33):
weather started last night, while closer to Boston, the storm
will peak today into tomorrow. A state of emergency has
been declared here in New York. Wind dusts could reach
up to fifty miles per hour in New England and
may affect I ninety five from New York City all
the way to Boston, so be ready for that. And finally,
authorities in Ohio say a zebra owner is hospitalized after

(01:10:53):
the animal attacked him. Deputies and medical crews were called
to the man's property near Circleville, which is south of Columbus,
on Sunday after he was bitten and seriously hurt. Authorities
say the zebra had to be put down after he
became aggressive with first responders attempting to help the injured man.
There were reports that he lost his arm. He did not.
His arm is okay, but he did get attacked by
a zebra. And those are your three things. Heyst Hey,

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(01:11:37):
I don't know if I prefer it this way or
the way. Well, I even said hi to Ulissa, are
you just bring Joe? Yeah, come in here? Oh my god,
Cheryl made it on time. Cheryl Crowley is not an
hour later? Yea, so good not hug from a farm alist.

(01:11:59):
Hi are you? This is a little awkward because we're
already on. People are like all I hear of people kissing.
Oh my god, I just walked right into it. Walked
right into this is like monumental theory. By the way,
why is that? What do you mean? Because this is
Joe Gorga's Bible. He listens, he's in construction. He leaves
the house at six every morning and listens to you
guys like their Bible. Let's just talk to jonas well.

(01:12:24):
We're honored to heavy both here and let me let
me just set the record straight because I wanted to
talk to you about this before we went on. But
I don't ever produce her that produces I love you name.
I'm kidding. He's a murderer. Um, as you know, due
to the nature of Housewife New Jersey, there's a lot
of team this, team that, and they're actually so we
put it out there, ask questions this and that, and

(01:12:46):
a lot of these questions are like mind blowingly evil.
Would I would never put you in harm's way ever? Okay,
So therefore old Charity something anybody have a fireplace, but
let's be on its Let's be honest. I mean without
that that negative and positive rub, then the energy is
a little different and maybe not as hype as it

(01:13:08):
should be. So what do your modern day soap opera?
What I do? So there's the villains, there's the angels
and the devils, there's teams. Right, it's politically, it's like
a political It's it's crazy as political people right, the teams.
It's like on every franchise, not just Jersey. Um so
it's crazy. But I think that's what makes it exciting

(01:13:28):
for the fans. They want to root for you one season,
the next season they hate you, the next season they
love you. It's just that. Can I ask that the
question though? How much is it in the editing? Honestly,
well it depends. Sometimes I'm not rolling my eyes to you,
but it is all real. It's it is all real,
you know, But they'll show the eye roll and I
was totally rolling my eyes at you, Elvis. Not the

(01:13:50):
first time that's happened. Well no, but yeah, we've heard
it can be in the editing. It maybe it isn't,
but I get that. But you say it's great for
the fans to have this brew role, you know, back
and forth between the teams. But what's it like for
you to be in the middle of that. It's got
to feel like you've been You're being bullied a lot. Yes,
that's the exact words that I what I would use,

(01:14:10):
especially like these questions you got right on Twitter and
all of these places social media. It's a form of bullying,
it really is, and it's a shame that it's that
it's that way. Um. I appreciate you not applauding them
and tearing it all up, but it's it's terrible and
that's the hard part of it. But at the end
of the day, I am a wife, I'm a mom.
We do show great parts of our family too, and

(01:14:32):
just you know, my daughter's about to go to college
and people love to see the family aspect of Jersey also,
and I think that's really important and people do appreciate that.
So with the bad does come the good as well. Listen,
I have wonderful opportunities from being on Bravo TV. I've
been on reality TV for thirteen years. Wow, this is
thirteenth season, but I've been on since two thy ten. Um,

(01:14:55):
I've been married on the show for a very long time.
But it's not easy, you know, yeah, Joe, I mean,
you know, let's be on. I mean, this is what
we're supposed to be. Melissa the Melissa Interview. I just
want to be I enjoy you guy. Hold, but I'm sad.
I'm glad you're here because you are a part of
the story. You are and sometimes do you're like, oh,

(01:15:18):
You're like, I'm being dragged into this crap again today.
I don't want to do it today, Melissa, you go
to the you go work. I'm I'm not it always
because you have that option. See, she doesn't. I do.
I do. Bright. It's hard for him though, because don't
forget he has a sister on this show. He had
a mother on the show, he has a father on
the show. He has nieces on his show. His wife's
on the show, his daughter's on the show. So he

(01:15:39):
gets pulled in more than any other house husband on
any other franchise just because we're the family. We're the
family show, right, You're like the hit and run, the
car just acidentally hit you. Everyone always getting And I
was like, oh, he's always involved. He's like one in
the house for while I have ten people that are
related to me on the show. So how can you
how can you get away from it? Though? Like, if
you want to unplug, how do you do that? I

(01:15:59):
just unplug? Yeah I don't. I will say he's the
best at that. Yeah I can't. There's an art to
unplug it, Yes, there is. He masters it. He unplugs completely.
None of that bothers him. Any of those questions that
you would have had there. He just doesn't want to
hear it. He doesn't want to read it. He doesn't
like he doesn't look at the negativity at all. And
I applaud him for that. Answered, well, no, she comes

(01:16:22):
home crying, she's got How can you not address that?
Because I look at myself. I get up every day
at five o'clock in the morning, I work. I'm I'm
the American dream. Really no I am. And I'm gonna
say that in the right way. I go to work
everything hard, I give to my family, my kids and everything.
Anything that're saying, it's all lies. So I just look
at it like, Okay, see you later. Doesn't bother me.
Now if it was true, right, let's just say it

(01:16:44):
would bother me. I'm like, oh, my god, I'm said
the dirty word home. I didn't even notice he said
the TV where they just bleep you out. I know,
but we live in this crazy world. We're so regulated
about the FCC's like, oh, dear god, but what about

(01:17:05):
a conversation with a team Teresa, person who you can
actually have a logical conversation with, like Diamond for instance,
Hello Diamond. H So, she says, I'll be honest, the
storyline has sent me to be team Teresa. Yeah. I
always been team but she wasn't saying it in a

(01:17:26):
belligerent way. That's totally fair. But no, you say that, Melissa,
But now that you're connected, whether do you feel your
blood pressure going up like a like a little centimeter. No, No,
I totally get it. You know what. It also depends
on what goes on in your family. So if you're
the sister in law, if you're the brother's wife, you
tend to go with who you can relate to more so,

(01:17:48):
you know, I don't know your situation, But a lot
of times is that? Am I right a little bit
on that? No? But no, So I have people in
my family who I know how they are as people,
they could be problematic and I'm always like, I'm leaving
you over there right, you know. So for me, I
just feel like if you know how someone is just
it kind of like I feel like sometimes you guys

(01:18:10):
put yourselves in situations where it causes yourself like it
causes pain on you. Does that make sense? Yeah, of
course self inflicted. Yeah, yes, I feel like we all
kind of do that on the show. But it is
more of who you can just relate to more. A
lot of the times when it comes to teams, you know,
and it's like, what have they done last? What did

(01:18:31):
Bravo show you last that people remember? That's how it
goes on. Wherever they left you last episode, that's where
you are in their heads. And then Team Melissa is Ali,
You're not hated by everyone, seem about Diamond. She I
need to believe Diamond is like most fans, you don't

(01:18:51):
have to hate, you can just have an opinion. I am.
I agree with that one. How much respect Diamond? I
totally get it. And that's what makes it go around.
And that's that's what it is. Thank you did all
of this that has gone on, and you guys, obviously
over the last thirteen years, your lives have changed, I
assume so dramatically in good ways and bad ways. If
you had to do it all over again from the beginning,

(01:19:12):
would you do the show? Would you turn it down?
I would? I think I would do it. It brought
me so many opportunities as a stay at home mom
that has turned into a business. I now own Envy,
which is a you know, a great store in Ridgewood,
New Jersey. I have a huge e commerce nbbymg dot
com where I sell so many clothes. I'm seven years
in business. I'm a small business owner, which I could

(01:19:35):
have never really done without this platform to make this
store go seven years as big as it is, so
I'm so grateful for that and just so many other
brands and opportunities that I would never get to do. Look,
i'm with Elvis today. Would I do this if I was? God? Good?
God's bigger than this. But I appreciate you know, it
only took me thirteen years. I don't know. I mean

(01:19:57):
I've been on the View Kelly and Ry everything, but
it helps took thirteen years. Yeah, yeah, sorry, I don't know.
It's slipped the crack somehow. I'm over here. Look, first
of all, if you're just turning us on Melissa Gorga
of course Real Housewives of New Jersey on Bravo thirteenth season,
and so of course Joe is here as well. Cheryl Crowley,

(01:20:20):
who we know. We had a we had a big
conversation about Cheryl on our show yesterday. Maybe you can
help out because you know her. Yes, she's an hour
late for almost everything. She's not today because she knows
when she's with Melissa, she's on time. It depends, so
she's working with that day. But we love her, We
love her total digger. Hey, So not to jump forward

(01:20:43):
into a place it makes two prematurity together, but I'm
gonna go there anyway. What will be the signs it's
time to hang it up and not do the show anymore?
You know? I never really asked myself that question much
until lately, Um, just because it's like, how long can
you keep going? At what point do you say? Wow?
This has been quite a ride. I've had so many opportunities,

(01:21:07):
I've built a brand off this, and is it time
to try something else? Um? I do. I haven't thought
about it much ever before until recently. UM, I don't
think I'm ready just yet. I feel like I have
a couple more in me unless you know, Bravo has
other plans, but I, um, I don't know. I do
always think about what's next, though, I'm always thinking about

(01:21:28):
what's next. I have a podcast, a very successful podcast
on display, um, I do other things I would love
to host. So we'll see. Okay, So like, well, if
your kids came to you can't, okay, mom, you know,
going to college whatever, I decided I want to do
a reality show instead of I want to go in
this direction and do televison. What what would you tell them? Yes,

(01:21:48):
what would you say, run the other way? Yeah? I
don't think any of mine are going to say that, honestly,
because they all grew up on reality TV, and I
think they're just like, get it out of here where,
you know, they've they've remained very humble through it all too.
And I just don't think they're big spotlight kids. You know,
they're not like, they're not like in the fame looking
for the attention. They don't walk around them mall with

(01:22:10):
wanting people to look at them. They're very low key
and I'm grateful for that. So I don't think any
of them we are going to say that but I
would never, you know, break down their dreams if they
want to be a reality star. You know what, I'm
going to dig these questions? What made you feel safe? Okay?
These are going out and I do that often, But

(01:22:30):
then I will I will edit and I will read
each one first. Okay, before I read these, you change
the chandeliers in your house after a fan backlash. Were
you expecting such a viral moment from chandeliers? No? Can
I tell you? My house gets more attention? Both of
my houses. My old one too, was like the number
one zilloed house in America. You know why why? Because

(01:22:52):
you guys are Retalian. You got crazy houses. The entry
was like fifteen stories tall, and there's a there's a
fountain when you're shooting water. That's not my house. I
don't have the cheesy foutains. I don't. That's the wrong.
That's the other team. Honey. No, no wait, people have
marry on the halfshell that's over there. She likes the fountains, Okay, Okay,

(01:23:16):
chandeliers okay. So so obviously we're in construction. We build
homes for a living. We flip homes. That's what we do.
Joe owns buildings all over. I've seen the homes that
you know. I'm kidding. No, thank you. Um. I'm very indecisive,
so I do this all the time. I did it
with my last house too. Oh my god. No, I
change out big on this. I'm huge with furniture. I'll

(01:23:38):
switch out bar stools like it's nothing. Like it's nothing
to make chandeliers. That's that's more of a tedious little
sp I mean, I do work with a lighting company.
We tried one. I wasn't crazy about it. The fans
were like fifty fifty mostly didn't like it. I tried
something else. Everyone loved it. You know. I like to
switch it up a little bait. Wait wait, wait, it
was all but the fans are voting on your chandeliers.

(01:24:00):
Oh yes, I posted them and I asked them if
they liked it, and they told me they did not. Well,
most of them didn't like these. Like I tried something different.
They were like black hanging chandeliers, three in a row.
Love black chandeliers. They were I'm gonna show you picture.
That's my new dragon. I'm gonna show you both. Welcome
to the stage. Black chandeliers they had like they had

(01:24:20):
like beautiful hanging chains. I don't know. Nobody liked them.
I switched them to very like Boogie diamondy. You know,
is it totally up to you how you decorate the house,
because I know in my house my husband has to
have a say as well. Joe, do you have a
say or no? Definitely, yes, I know, he absolutely does not.
I don't know why you would even try to answer that.

(01:24:43):
You don't even know where we got our couches from. You,
You have no clue couches no, no, no, you're talking
about if it's furniture. No, but if I I design it,
I put all these great things in the ceiling and
the walls. And she's like, oh that's great. Yes, he's
a very he's good when it comes to furniture. He
doesn't know anything. My husband's the same way, yes, like

(01:25:04):
that's all me. Paint the room this color, paint the room.
I'm like, God, I'm not gonna change it. I'm changing
six times. Please. I am big on changing it because
it's very convenient for me to change it. A lot
of people don't have, you know, Joe Gorga as a husband,
that we just have people that can come in and
swap things out and try different things. We do, so
I do have that little bit of a luxury. So, okay,

(01:25:26):
are you familiar with the other housewife shows? Do you
watch Beverly Hills? Do you watch any of them? Yes?
Which ones? M Beverly Hills? Right? Mostly I watched Beverly Hills,
I mean all of them, potomac Um, Atlanta. Right? Do
you genuinely watch them? No? So, like I'll catch the
reruns because I'm always filming or not filming or that's fair.

(01:25:48):
So my question is this a housewife in New Jersey
versus a housewife in Beverly Hills, Orange County? Like, what
sets and even New York? What sets our New Jersey
housewife apart from all the other house Wife show members?
Oh that's such an easy answer. There's a couple things.
Number one, it's family, right, so we're the family based

(01:26:10):
We're also not just random people that somebody met at
lunch and then they brought their friend in. It's like
we have real ties and real connections, real history. I mean,
don't forget this show started with a bunch of sister
in laws with the Manzo's, and you know that was
sister in laws and then they just kept bringing more
family in, so I think just family stands it apart

(01:26:30):
from the rest. It's so real, it's so raw. So
the casting is totally unique than from the other shows.
I mean it always was. It's actually the hardest show
to cast. We just recently brought in two or three
new girls actually that I think are great, and they
have nothing to do with family aspects. So I think
it might be changing a little bit. We're going to
try to switch it up a little bit. All right, Oh,

(01:26:51):
I'm scary out a question. Yeah, I mean you guys,
You guys are the quintessential couple from me because you're
always laughing, you're ragging on each other. I've seen you
guys outside of these walls. How do you guys keep
it fresh and exciting after all these years and through
the trials and tribulations of the show. Ask the guy
who's not married, right as the guy who asked the
guy who's not married show, let's just have a reminder show,

(01:27:13):
Thank you much. Okay, this is a morning. It's I
know it's and we keep dating. I keep dating her.
She's my everything. When I met her, I put on
her pestle, I fell in love with her instantly and
I continue to live that way, and we both lived
that way. And you know, when we go to bed
at night, we hug till we go to sleep, which
is great. I mean, and I always say that could

(01:27:35):
that means a lot and a lot of couples don't
sleep to We definitely do date. I would say, we
still go on our date nights. We definitely try to
like keep the spice alive. We I would say, that's
one hundred percent true if you keep dating. We flirt too,
Like if you flirt with other people. No, Aley doing

(01:27:58):
a flirting thing with the other people. She won't let
me you're supposed to do when she's not around. Let's
start with that. Let's start that. Let's see how that goes.
Let's just a flirt only He's like, wait a minute,
do you have someone in mind? No, no, no, I
just think it is healthy to flirt and feel. She's like,

(01:28:19):
I'm like, oh, she's pretty. Melissa is like she's what.
I'm like, oh pretty ugly. No, I'm not jealous like that,
not that okay. When it comes to the casting, I
know that New Jersey has cast very differently than the
rest of them. Do you guys have kind of like
turf wars with the other casts, like, oh, we don't
like New York, or we don't like Beverly Hills. No,

(01:28:39):
when they mix us all together, which is what they
do with the Ultimate Girls Trips, they kind of take
a couple of girls from each city and put us together,
it's it's a masterpiece. It's awesome because you get a
little bit from each side, You get a little bit
from every like the East meets West, and it works
awesome for us. So No, I think that we all
get along better with the people from the other franchises
because there's no competition there. There's no like rivalry rivalry.

(01:29:02):
So if there was no camera, there was no show,
but you're still all a family, all know each other,
would the level of intensity be as high? Would you have?
Would you think back over the list of skirmishes you've
had with the people you love, and the problem with
having skirmishes with the people you love actually not. The
good thing is you're still stuck with them. There's still yours.

(01:29:24):
You may not speak to him for a year or two,
but there's still your family. But if there was no camera,
if there's any of that, would the intensity level be
at the same point. Would you have a better relationship
with your family, more relaxed, more just easygoing? The answer,
of course is yes, isn't it. I sometimes think that

(01:29:44):
we wouldn't be put together as much, and we wouldn't
make as much time for each other. If I'm being
very honest about it, I feel like the show almost
forces us to see each other, to go on vacations together,
to be in a room together. Sometimes therapy they bring
in therapy, piss to talk it out. I don't know
they do. I mean offset, Oh yeah, no, no, no, no,

(01:30:05):
not offset. We do all have There is a therapist
available for all Bravo labs in case you need one.
That's just a thing, yes, because on reality TV it's
just it's a thing. You need to always have someone
to talk to if if needed. Um. But I think
for our specific family that it does bring us together
a lot of the time when we probably would avoid

(01:30:25):
each other and not see each other as much. But also,
to be fairmals, it's bringing you together and you don't
talk to each other. So it's like, well, this season,
this season has been a rough one. Have you have
you been watching? Well? I know that that last season
was I mean the fight in the backyard, and there's
all sorts of stuff going on. But you and Teresa
are or are not speaking right now? Are not? Are not?

(01:30:48):
And I must assume you don't want that? Do you
really want to have that? But does she want that?
I don't know. Right now, she's saying she does want
that and that she's done. And that's always for me
because there's always hope. I know we're going through a lot.
I know that I'm very upset about certain things. She's
very upset about certain things. But at the end of

(01:31:08):
the day, you can never give up hope. Right when
it comes to family, I don't care if it's ten
years down the road. I'm not saying it's tomorrow, but
maybe in five ten years. Who who knows? Now? Why
I love her? Is she listening to this right now?
Is Teresa listening to this, going, Oh, she's foun a
crap And that's why she's a great That's when I'm missing.
Here's me. I make my Elvis drain prediction. Really, here's
my prediction. Years and years from now, you'll have grandkids.

(01:31:32):
You and Teresa'll be sitting on the front porch smoking
a big, fatty drinking margarita, like two old drunk broads,
laughing and laughing about all those weird days you had
doing that stupid ass show, which I'd stay stupid ass
and you could. You're allowed to call it that fifty
years from now. That's fair, And that's gonna be like
a great way to like your sunset in life. You

(01:31:54):
and Teresa couple old high old women on the front
porch pet petting your cats because your husand's inside doesn't
want it mey to do with you with some meat
balls and a glass of red balls spatti. That's my prediction,
and I think that's that's actually a wonderful thing to
kind of work towards positive Okay, I like that on

(01:32:17):
a rocking chair with some spaghetti and people, but a
fat Italian Grandmas with sauce spattered all our others. That's
why I love you, Elvis. I love it. I want
great things for all of you guys. And so when
I see I get, even if I don't know, if
I see you going through confrontation on anyone, I get,
I get all bent out of shape because I don't
want anyone to stressful. I don't want anyone to lose
a minute because I you've you've had cancer in your family,

(01:32:40):
you've had all sorts of you lose friends and their
minutes are gone. Yeah, we're putting on this on this planet, Melissa,
for just this amount of time in this way. If
this amount of that amount of time is spent in
a negative space, I wish better things for all of you.
But then again, there would be no show. So I
don't know. I get it. I'm hearing everything you say,

(01:33:01):
and it makes a lot of sense because life is sure.
I always say that, and hopefully sometimes it's an eye opener.
Sometimes when you watch the episodes back, you even open
your eyes and you're like, I could have handled that differently.
I could have said something different. I see how I
triggered that. You know, I do take accountability for things
that when I especially when I watch it back then,
I said, you know what, I could have said that differently.
I see how that came off that way. You know,

(01:33:24):
I don't know how you guys do it. I mean,
we get into little spats all the time about stupid things.
We don't have to watch it back. We can just
create in our head the way that it went and
then move on right and say in our head, oh,
I would have said this, you know, shower Warrior, and
it's totally different. We win in the shower, but you
guys have to sit there and watch all of these
things in reality what actually went on. And I'm sure
that that's why this psychologists come in and the therapist

(01:33:46):
come in all the time, right, because sometimes you get
in your head you overthink it. I used to years ago.
Now i'm kind of I'm very much more confident it
might be an age thing as well of just like
what I said, what I did, meaning what I said
and did. Um, And I feel like, you know, you
have to have really thick skin to be on a
reality show, especially this one, particularly so UM. I don't know.

(01:34:08):
You just keep rolling with the punches, keep it positive,
and just keep hoping for the best as you move forward.
There's a lot of positive by the way that comes
out of these shows. Yeah, there really is. There's a
lot of great moments. I have some great moments with
my children that are documented forever that when they they
put on like an old video of Antonio from when
she's four years old, it's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

(01:34:29):
And I just I melt inside. So we have those
those things too. Okay, keep keep those going, way to
keep those making a nice mix, the evil and the
great Melissa Gorya and of course Joe, seriously, thank you
so much for coming in. Congratulations on surviving thirteen seasons.
And remember, I can't wait. I'll be in heaven by
the time you and Teresa are on the front port.

(01:34:51):
You will be No, that's funny you think you're going
to I'll be looking up from hell on the port.
Thank you so much. Is there any events coming up
we need to talk about? Did we cheryld? Do we
cover all the bases? Yeah? Tonight we're on tonight The
Real Housewives of New Jerseys on Bravo TV tonight. That's

(01:35:11):
why you're here today. Yeah tonight. Yes, I know they
said maybe another day, but it has to be the
day of the show's out, all right, Yeah, nine pm
tonight of course on Bravo. What are you yelling about?
You're not on a microphone? Whitecast clothing Melissa's clothing between
Envy in Ridgewood, New Jersey. People asking if it's ever
going to be in Manhattan. Yes, hopefully you can shop

(01:35:32):
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at heart at I love turning your interview into all
about us, Joe. Thank you guys, Beautiful enjoy our Beautiful

(01:35:52):
takes us such a great way to start your day.
Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. DJ. Yeah,
he's a big deal. Elvis Duran in the morning shown show.
Thanks again to Melissa Gorga of course Joe from Real

(01:36:12):
Housewives of New Jersey thirteenth season, so obviously they're doing
something right. But Melissa, it was great having you on.
And I do hear rumor that Teresa was calling during
the end of the interview. God, I wish I had
them on together. That would have been awesome. I would
love that. I would love to have both of them
on at the same time. I liked them both. I

(01:36:33):
can't be teamed one or the other, like them both anyway.
I think you just want to be responsible for the reconciliation.
No no, no, no, no great love love. Oh happily
sit Backel. So you're hearing the voice of Cheryl our
friends Cheryl. Hello, So Cheryl, we've known for years and
years and years, and and Cheryl is good friends with
all of us, independently and all together. And I love that.

(01:36:53):
So Gondhi and Cheryl went out to dinner last night.
Last night. Where'd you go? We went to Ruth Chris
and Jersey so bottery piece of meat. Yeah. So Gondhi
always looking out for her friends. You Cheryl on your birthday? Yes,
absolutely so. Cheryl, I know, has a very specific list
of things that she is looking for in a man.

(01:37:15):
It's a long, extensive, mildly ridiculous list, but regardless. So
we're sitting eating dinner and I look up. There's a
man sitting by himself eating seafood tower, just living his
life at Ruth Chris on him Monday night, by himself,
by himself. So I was like, Cheryl, look over there,
all these things on your list. I bet he meets
a lot of your qualifications, Like all of the things
that you want in this this guy's probably it. Knowing

(01:37:38):
cheryls some of those qualifications are below the table. Yeah, actually,
I'm sure below the seafood talent. But you noticed there's
someone in the room that could be for Cheryl. Yes,
so I said, you need to go talk to him,
and of course Cheryl's like, now, I'm not going to
talk to him now, no way, what am I even

(01:37:59):
gonna say? I can't over there. And I said, well,
we're sitting here debating what this guy is doing here
on a Monday night alone, what he does with his life.
That's how you started. Just go over and ask him, Hey,
we have a little bet going on. My friend thinks
you do this. I think you do this. What is
it that you do with your life? And get the
end there? And we did, and we talked to him
for about thirty minutes and information was exchanged and I

(01:38:19):
think I should get all the credit in the world
for being the best wing man ever. Right, Well, your
job is done. Yeah, So now it's up to a
seafood tower guy and Cheryl to like, you know, to
follow there, to follow throat. Yes, and I'm hoping it happened. Well,
we first of all need to know if he fits
the checklist. The checklist is wealthy, generous, whoa oya, hold on,
I'm gonna tell you, Okay, okay, what we're going for

(01:38:43):
is what is the three things on your list? He
has to be wealthy, has to be a very good
looking guy, wealthy, generous, right, well endowed and a well
endowed a large open how about it makes you laugh?
Is a good company? How about the all I've tried
so hard? What frog you? What is there in order

(01:39:07):
of importance of those things? Yes, and I know it's
I think it starts with wealthy and generous. We've done
all the other things, so we have to try wealthy
and generous. So you're dating a lot of wealth and
del guys who are not wealthy and not generous. Yeah,
they might have been wealthy but not generous. Or we're
generous but not wealthy. Maybe generous with the egg plant.

(01:39:29):
That's about it. Why why is wealthy the number one thing?
Why is wealthy? That never said? She just said she's
tried the poor side and generous because I feel like
I bring so much to the table, and I've like
established so much and have so much on my own.
So if you can't match or better that the energy
and everything that comes along with it, then what's the point. Okay,

(01:39:52):
you're wealthy and generous but not the third thing. And
I also have a lot of wealthy and generous friends. No,
what about I don't know that third thing is a deal.
But what about kindness and makes you laugh? And he's
good company? Like, what about those things? Yes, I mean
those charismatic guys will definitely lead you down a dark hole. Unfortunately,
there we kind guys positives and hey, by the way, yea,

(01:40:15):
you may not agree with everything Cheryl's saying, but that
is her truth, that is her life, that is her journey.
She's honest. She wants a weld and down wealthy generous guy,
are poor? Generous and have a small one. Hey, you're
also married. You're off the list. You've forgot that far. Yeah,
you're off the list. Frog a great friend? Okay, So
are you are you going to reach out to Seafood Tower? Well?

(01:40:35):
I don't know. I don't know what to say, because
as I went to go up to him, she basically
forced me to do this because she's an instigator, as
you know. Yes, And as I went to go up
with it to him, that waitress intersected. So then I
kind of kept walking and she was like, no, where
are you going? Where are you going? And I was like, now,
this is embarrassing because we're right in front of him.
And so she basically got the information for me. And

(01:40:56):
then when I was like, oh, well, do you have
social media, She's like He's like, well, I gave everything
to her, you can get it from her. And I
was like, oh, hello, lady. So you know what. He
wanted to be in there alone. He left his phone
in the car and wanted to have a dinner alone
so he could just And I love that about him. Yeah,
add that to the list of people you'd like to date,
people who'd like to be alone and not afraid of
being by themselves. Correct, But you totally ruin that for him.

(01:41:17):
Oh my gosh. No, he loved talking to us. He
talked to us for forever. We talked for at least
thirty minutes. And he was great. He was super successful,
he was handsome, he was intelligent. Now, as Gandhi stated
after the fact, we don't know if he's over five
five in height or anything else. He never stood He
never stood up, So there's certain things that we don't know.
Oh yeah, that's the list. Maybe we take him for
a test drive one or two times and hang out

(01:41:40):
or something and see how it goes. Done deal, all right, Cheryl,
we have to take a break. But I'm so glad
you came by. Happy belated birthday. Thank you so much,
and thank you to Gandhi for my full service birthday. Yeah,
I wanted to get her everything, including some guy's number,
and we did that. And what did I keep yelling
at you at the dinner fortune Fortune favors the bold.
Make a bold move, Cheryl, Yeah, make a bold move.
What okay? What if he's five five in height but

(01:42:02):
nine and a half somewhere else? Okay, thank you for
that's a question. Well, I know, but you don't take
a tape measure to dinner. It's okay. We must, we
must take the break and we love you, Cheryl. In
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sound with guts and let's see again. Thanks to Melissa
Gorga from Housewives of Jersey for coming in and then

(01:42:45):
Teresa called at the end. Didn't get her on though,
but I know she was in the room with us
via cell phone. I know Godda wish I could get
him on together. But I was just telling Danielle and Gandhi.
If we actually got Teresa and Melissa just to say
hello to each other and be nice to each other
for a second, Bravo would hate that. Yeah, they probably would,

(01:43:07):
because that goes against everything the storylines about. No, I
think maybe as long as you let them film it
and they could air it, because it might not be permanent,
might be short lived anymore, it wouldn't be filmed, it
wouldn't be aired. That's the thing they would go, No, no, no,
no said on that show wasted on our show. We
could help them start another fight between other cast members.
We have a lot of strength. We're greatest starting fights. Uh,

(01:43:29):
sound Garrett were going on. By the way, if you
got that to happen, Andy Cohen and you would be feuding.
Then all right, let's talk about The Bachelor. Last night,
we're talking hometown dates. So Zach's going to everyone's hometown
to meet the families. Goes to Ariel's hometown, meets the
family and sits down with Ariel's brother, and he has
some questions my sister's birthday. If you don't know somebody's birthday.

(01:43:53):
How do you really know a person? Like, do you
know my sister's middle name? It's stupid. See, I would
just disagree with you on that because I think if
you love someone and you have that feeling like why
why don't you have the rest of your relationship or
the rest of your life together to get to know
the smaller details. I mean, don't have to know your
birthday like out of the shoot. But if you're dating
and within a month, you should know the person's birthday

(01:44:15):
and middle names. He's dating how many girls right now?
It's down to three? Three or four? I don't think
they're a birthday status. And I don't think they've been
dating for months. I think they film a lot faster,
don't they. Well, yeah, within a month's time, But it's
it's a conversation your birthday. I'm with the brother Garrett,
you're just as bad as the brothers. Sorry, all right,
let's talk about this seventh grader hitting some high notes

(01:44:36):
in music class. Oh my god, I'm running out of keys.
Can you imagine? Oh? Oh yeah, it hurts even listening
to it. Wow, But he's hitting those he won't be
able to hit those notes forever more years records the
Mariah Carey songs. Fast. All right, let's turn to TikTok.
So this woman talking about going out and date in

(01:44:58):
New York City and why she walked out. We schedule
to go to dinner and the waitress comes over and
he said, I'm going to take the burger. And the
waitress asked him, do you want some cheese on your burger?
And he asked, is this going to be extra? And
she says yes, he's three dollars extra, and he said, okay,
the never mind. I got off and I went to

(01:45:19):
the waitress and I was like, hey, I just want
to pay the bill. I just paid the bill and
walked out of the restaurant and I texted him the
check he's taken care of. We should have gotten in
the cheese, and I blocked him, so she blocked him.
Didn't want to finish the date, ghosted him at the
table because he didn't want the three dollars cheese. M
he probably looked out with that movie. He got the

(01:45:40):
cheese burger. Yeah, he even if he didn't. I mean,
just getting rid of her was the wind. Absolutely. All right,
we'll stay on TikTok. This server was looking to apply
for a job and listen to crazy requirements. This job required.
Please do not apply if you have no sense of
humor or can't handle skillful sarcasm, have no alarm clock, oversleep,
have a cell phone battery that guy's constantly preventing you

(01:46:02):
from contacting us. Do not apply if you think you
lean nights off because your grandma poisoned you with her
ham again. Where your band has a gig, you need
weekends off because your favorite sounds like getting a job.
Here's some of the very requirements. It is pie day,
and we've been talking about how many numbers you can
say in the number three point one four blah blah blah,
go go three point one four one five nine two six, five,

(01:46:25):
three five eight nine seven nine three two three eight
four six two six three three eighty two seven nine five.
You know she could be just reading numbers in her
head and we're like agreeing with it. Well. Asap Signs
on YouTube has the first hundred numbers via song three
point one four one five nine This is Pie, followed
by two six pint three five eight nights circumference over

(01:46:47):
die no better seven nine, then three two three oh
mg can't you see eight four six, Okay, that's three
point one fours all idea. Yeah, until next year. You're
a good American Garret. My garret reminds us it was.
It was twenty five years ago today today this song
was at number one. Yep, what damn this song does slap?

(01:47:12):
I'm this song is the bob scary. This song f
American Garrett. Thanks for stopping by. Go get jiggy with it,
Old Jim Ready said

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