The Day We Found Out What NOT To Wear

Elvis and the show reviewed things men SHOULDN'T be wearing. Froggy and his wife Lisa wanted to know if it was right to clean sneakers with towels from their house. We played a new game "this week in trivia"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Before she's up this program, we're prerecorded. Shut the hell off.
I'll swish your toes if you don't get out of
my WAYE speaking God. Dur in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran,

(00:30):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Then looky, looky, it's Wednesday,
August twenty sixth. And you know what's so important about
that date, August twenty six Something's happening in two days
on August twenty eight. You know what it is? No, No,
I have a pork loin in my refrigerator has a

(00:51):
sell by date of August twenty eight. That's exactly he's
gonna guess. I know, nailed it. Yeah, so's think about it.
Oh my god, I gotta do something with this pork
loin by by Thursday or Friday, I don't know anyway.
Welcome to the day. Good morning, Danielle mornin, Hi, Gandhi, Hello, Hello, Straightonate,

(01:12):
Hello Froggy, Good morning, Hello, Scary. And there's producer Sam, Hi,
producer Sam. She's not on all right, Scary, You gotta
all right fix it? Toggle everyone, toggle everyone toggle. Hey. So, uh,
you know, we kind of just kind of scooted in here,

(01:33):
didn't think about it now into the top of the
hour and we need a song to play to start today.
So I'm just gonna go to one of you. Just Danielle,
what do you want to start the show with? Um, okay,
my new favorite song is Hard on Yourself by Charlie
Pooth and Black Bear, So i'd like that. Please hard
promise hard on No, no, hard on yourself, not hard

(01:58):
on Its two different things. I think you can do that.
Here we go, Here we go. I can see we're struggling.
Promise you'll find love again. Yeah, it will be all right.
Why my you're so hard? I say, you gotta try
to high counting calibees and carbs and not a trip
across the world. Go so hard trying to make you

(02:21):
feel just like a queen. You don't need a camera
to magazine. We're going like that the Maible name when
you first wake up, your bad to me up another
heady no sea to night. Gave us the whistler. I
see all right. Over to the gripers. We need decide
what you take. Sol'm making up in my little black dress,
your bag and leave in terms of take you back.

(02:41):
Why you want to look like someone else? Why so
high promise you'll find love again. It will be all right.
Why why you're so m trying not to fall apart
your perfect your sway, it won't be harrd? Why why
you're so mad and you sow? You gotta compare our

(03:04):
lives to fix you see on your timeline and not
a shot of Hennessy. I try so hard, nothing like
a tick when I'm around your friends or swings up
and down again Hollywood Hills River play pretend when that be,
But they're gonna faking hope and the party so face
to night. I don't really spope, but I need the vibe.
She let again, she need the flights is so high,

(03:26):
speare she could fly just like that. You get said,
let's go home, go this party's so whack. Why you
want to be like someone else? Why are you so
hard on your sad? And yeah, you'll find love again,
will be all right over your eyes? So lord on
trying not to fall apart your perfect, your sloway, it

(03:49):
won't be hard? White? Why you're so bad? Grow when
you looking to me? I hope you see what I see?
All that should I know? It's such a perfect joy
that shot, oh so on your sandy on your nice.

(04:44):
So that's your favorite new song, Danielle Hard on Yourself
love it, Charlie Pooth and black Bear love it. Thanks
for introducing. You know, I've never heard that song. I
don't know, you know what I mean? I live with
my hand my head under a under the sand that
way you live, Okay, my head is under the sand.
I'm like a good old Austrians also, just really do that?
Do they really put their heads under the sand? I
don't know, Gandhi, you would not. I feel like Alex

(05:06):
would know that better. We'll find out. Let's go talk
to Christie Line three. Christie our first caller of the day.
You know, Froggy Christie works at one of your favorite
places in South Florida. Christie, where do you work? Joe
Stone Crab? Oh? Oh sorry, that's one of my favorite
places too. Christie. You're you're like royalty to us then,

(05:29):
so what do you What do you do there at
Joe Stone Crab Amy head catchier? So I just get
to come in early, um, get everything ready so that
since we're still operating, so we're loving there now and yep,
I'm luckily we're still in business right now and getting
to serve everyone here in the community and even all

(05:51):
of the us right now. So I'm thankful for that,
of course, and the family is wonderful. So just another day. Well,
let me tell you, if something ever happens to Joe's
Stone Crab, then we know the end is near. No,
you must be around forever. And you know, a lot
of people don't know this, even though Joe stone Crab
is so famous for the Stone Crab, the fried chicken

(06:12):
there is unbelievable. You have the best fried chicken in
the world. Fried chicken is so good, oh definitely, and
it's just really good. And everyone has options so it's
not just Stone Crab so you could go and enjoy.
And now right now we're still doing takeaway so people
can just kick up or and yep, a lot of

(06:34):
options still and don't pie yeah, kilin pie. Oh I
love it. Okay, look, we love you, Christie. Please give
everyone over at Joe's stone Crab our our. Hello. We've
been many times and uh we're so appreciative for you
to be up early in being our first caller of
the day. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you guys
for having me on. Well, thank you, hey, straight Nate

(06:58):
would you please send Christi some Elvis dr in morning
show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. Okay, it's a matter of fact,
when you're eating stone crab, you need to wear these things,
you know, when you When I eat stone crab, I
like to sit in the bathtub because it's the only
way to keep it from flying all over the place.
All right, hold on, Christy, thank you. I have a
beautiful day. No. I mean, the stone crab is great,

(07:20):
but when you start cracking it, stuff start flying around.
One time, one time when we were there and I
cracked my stone crab, it could need a little extra cracking,
and uh, I'm a little chunk flew across the room
and landed in this lady's bouffant hair. Dude, God, yeah
it was. It's probably still there to this day. All right, Producer, Sam,

(07:40):
who do you want to do horscopes with? I'd love
to do them with Froggy today. Thank you. It's not Nate.
Good Oh, I'm gonna add in a little Nate thank you. No, no, no,
don't Froggy. Just be you that because Nate's being someone
else doesn't mean you have to be someone else. Okay, Today,
celebrity birthdays Kiki Palmer, Chris Pine and Melissa McCarthy. Capricorn

(08:05):
be cause for starting a new project, but don't overdo it.
Fear cannot control your day. Your day, it's a nifty nine,
Oh boy, Aquarius, there's always room for improvement. Actively look
for different ways you can change, but definitely don't stress
over it. Your days and eight Pisces, take a leap
of faith and trust your emotional support from loved ones

(08:26):
to protect you no matter the outcome your day. It's
also a nifty nine Oh my gosh. Aries. Everyone might
have a price, but don't lose perspective on what means
the most to you. Your days and nine Taurus. Know
your place and be patient, as this will help you
gain perspective on how others treat you your day. Oh
it's a super seven Gemini. You may not have all

(08:49):
the details to fix a problem, so will be open
minded and ask for help from others if you need
your days in eight cancer, Having too many backup plans
can lead to unnecessary anxieties. Be sure not to overthink
things too much your day. It's a super seven Leo.
Focus on a better position than you're in right now.
Great opportunities lie on the horizon your days and eight Virgo.

(09:10):
Play to your strengths and do not allow others to
get off excuse me, do not allow others to get
by off of your hard work. Your day it's a
nifty nine. Ah Libra. Life may have you feeling like
you're taking two steps forward and two steps back, but

(09:31):
the lessons you're learning are extremely valuable. Your days a
ten Scorpio. Take care of the items on your to
do list before they pile up. You do not need
the added stress of a pack schedule your day. It's
an excellent eight. And finally, Sagittarius, where you are now
is based off the decisions you've made. Be happy and
find peace with the outcomes. Your day's at ten and

(09:52):
those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes. Oh lord, all right,
thank you for that excellent eight. Oh your day, No,
your day was a nifty ninety nine. Thank you, Froggy,
thank you, You're welcome so much. Up Producer Sam. Let's
get into the three things we need to know, Gandhi,
what's going on? All right? Let's start in Wisconsin. At

(10:14):
least two people are dead now and more are injured
after an overnight shooting in the middle of the protests happening.
Police have not confirmed who fired the shots or how
bad the injuries are yet. There are some disturbing videos
circulating online, one showing a man with an AAR fifteen
type gun running away from a group of protesters. Protests
happening ongoing in the city since Sunday, when police shot

(10:35):
Jacob Blake several times in the back. As of last night,
he is alive and recovering from surgery, but his lawyers
say he's going to need a miracle to be able
to walk again. Nobody's gonna like this news, but a
Hong Kong man is now officially the first person in
the world to have a second case of the coronavirus.
The thirty three year old was first diagnosed in late March.

(10:55):
He recovered, then got diagnosed again on August fifteenth. The
University of Hong Kong says he tested positive for the
virus after returning home from traveling to Spain, and of
course people are now nervous, saying obviously this means that
COVID nineteen may only have short lived immunity from reinfection. Currently,
the US death toll has passed one hundred and seventy
seven thousand and finally on a much lighter note, and

(11:17):
I think maybe a good thing. That summer is coming
to an end soon. There's a new men's bathing suit
called the bro Kenie. It's god, I've got to have it.
Not so achy. It's a single strap that goes over
the shoulder, so it's like a wrestling onesie. It reminds
me of something from Borat. It's very creepy, but it's
there for you fellas if you want it. You can
now have a bro Keini and I want one. I

(11:40):
want me a bro Kenie. I can't wait. All right,
thank you, gandhi. All right, this is what we call
a Wednesday. You guys ready for the Wednesday? Yeah? Yeah,
all right, let's have the Wednesday. Is this a promo? Hey,
I'm Scottie B and I'm Andrew and we do a
podcast where we eat cereal. It's literally called Cereal Killers
it is and it's for the sea because we don't
kill people. We eat cereal. We talk about cereal literally cereal,

(12:04):
and we eat it. Yeah. Sometimes it's great. Sometimes it's gagworthy. Yeah,
so you don't have to buy it. If it's gagworthy.
But if we like it, we'll let you know and
you can go check it out. It's Serial Killers and
it's wherever you get your podcasts. This is Elvis Durant
in the Morning Show. And here we are Wednesday. God,

(12:25):
that weekend is so close. I can smell it. I
think that's what I'm sniffing. Do you smell something? Oh? Yeah, Nate,
did you did you fart again? Nate? Nate? What Nate?
Did you did you fart? Uh? Not now? But I
have been regularly out here. Oh god good. I always

(12:47):
wonder if you guys hear it, because the microphone is
fairly close, and and then I kind of look at
the screen to see if you guys notice it. Now
we don't notice it. Scary, I gotta say that is
a luxury with being three people in three different rooms.
You get you have your own fart room like and
nobody without any But you know how it works if
you do it, if you let one fly, someone's gonna

(13:08):
walk in. Hey, we gotta keep moving. Um. I'm sorry.
That was my way of just can we change the subject?
Thank you? Of course, more and more people are listening
in actually watching into our fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast.
Yesterday's was another one that just I don't know, people
loved it. I think they like it mostly because we
you know, we let the F bomb fly and we

(13:30):
could be ourselves. Of course, we dig deep into very
very very important issues. Yesterday's issue. I'm not going to
give anything away. Just go watch it. You can just
go to Elvis Durant Show on our Instagram and watch
the Fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast every day. I love it.
I think it's better than this show. I really do.
That's my new favorite show. It really is. Producer Sami,

(13:56):
is your dinner last night? Did you really do Taco Tuesday? Again?
I have done Taco Tuesday every Tuesday since quarantine started,
and again I put lettuce instead of a taco. So
I think, now I'm an Olympic athlete, Like, that's a
healthy dinner. You know what I did? I broke down
and had a salad. That's boring. My night was, yeah,
I'm like, you know what, I don't feel like cooking.

(14:16):
I'm tired of trying to create. So I had a salad.
Oh that was very healthy, very nice decision. It wasn't
for health reasons. It was I was lazy lazy salad.
They're so easy. All right, let's get into it. You're
feel goods. What do you have today? Live from your
living room? All right? So today's is very sweet. It's
centered around a video that's over at Elvestrand dot com,

(14:37):
so you've got to go check that out. Listener Amy
Collins is a nursing recruiter in Western Pennsylvania, and I
think she's done a really great job with the nursing
staff Over at Jameson Hospital. There's a couple named Henry
and Bessie, and they were sent to the hospital about
two weeks ago because they were both diagnosed with COVID
and because they're eighty nine and ninety years old, they

(14:59):
have to be extremely careful right now. So the nurses
have kept them apart, and it's the longest that these
guys have been apart in their whole sixty six year marriage.
They've been doing pretty well, minus the emotional coping of
not being with the other ones. So the nurses decided
to surprise them. They took Henry out on a quote
physical therapy walk around the hospital, and what he did

(15:21):
not know was that the end destination was his wife's
room and you've got to go watch this reunion. It
is so cute. As soon as they see each other,
before there are any words, both of their arms just
go up like a two year old reaching for a
hug from their parents. It is so sweet. I did
tear up a little bit, and Henry said, she looked

(15:42):
so beautiful. I couldn't believe my eyes. They just popped
out of my head because she was lying there waiting
for me. So basically, this is a part of the notebook.
This is a part of the notebook, but not the
end part, because they're both recovering very nicely, so we're
doing great there. Thank you so much, Amy for the email,
and if you have a submission story that deserves to
be featured, shoot me an email Sam and elvistran dot

(16:05):
com subject mine feel goods. Thank you Sam. Crawl back
into bed with that hot boyfriend of yours. Go yeah,
take advantage of that while he's still hot one day,
he's not going to be oh so encouragion. No, he'll
be hot forevermore. Anyway, Thank you, Sam, have a great day. Okay,
love you too. Hey. So um, it used to be

(16:28):
if you needed to get away from everyone, there was
always the bathroom, right, Yeah, you go to the bathroom,
just close the door and just kind of just people
start wondering, like, what are you doing in there? I'm like,
I'm just trying to get away from you, honestly. Now
you know where more and more people have been going
for isolation now their cars. Oh yeah, you can. You

(16:48):
can actually just go get in your car and sit
in the driveway if you want. But if everyone starts
looking out the windows, like what are you doing in
the car, let's go see you and they all so
you know what you can do. You can start it
up and go for a drive. It's kind of great.
It's it's your isolation bubble. You can drive it around town.
You can drive around without a mask on, just take
a road trip, which last time you've just got in

(17:09):
your car and drove with no destination in mind. Danielle, Well,
two people my family have already been doing this for
a long time. One Sheldon, my husband. It's like his
mobile office. He will be out there sometimes for like
an hour. I'm like, what the hell is he doing?
He's like, sometimes it's just easier to sit in there
and get his work done and make phone calls. Undistracted,

(17:33):
and my sister in law Robin because working from home
it's not easy. So my little niece sometimes is you know,
she wants a lot of attention. She has to go
in the car and pretend that's her office and do
all her work there so that she can get work
done because you just can't get work done at home. Something.
It's true today if you if you go to if

(17:54):
you go in the parking lot outside like a Duncan
or whatever, someone who has WiFi inside, and you'll see
people actually parked right up to the curb right outside
using their Wi Fi. They want they want to use
the Wi Fi to work, but they don't want to
go in, so they actually they're isolated in a little
bubble right there in the parking lot. You'll see it

(18:15):
look forward today. I noticed it the other day. It
was pretty cool. Um so there. So would anyone do
anything interesting last night? See anything great on TV? I
just sat there and did nothing. It was a nothing night.
I watched the end of Dirty John last night. It
was good. Okay, yeah, I'm gonna start watching that soon.
What about you, Gandhi. I got a COVID test yesterday,

(18:38):
getting up my nose I actually thought it was totally fine.
It didn't really bother me at all. I have a
nose ring those, so I'm used to like things being
poked and prodded up my nose. My boyfriend got the
same test and he had a very different response. He
came out and his eyes were watering, his nose was running.
He said it was much more invasive than I thought.
It was so different. Our sinus cavities are different, you know,

(18:58):
everyone has their heads built differently, So I don't know,
maybe that's it. You know, we were just talking about
how gosh, there was someone in the news who went
for test after test up or test up for testing
came out negative every time. Yeah, and they went back
later they found their family had it, and then they
had the antibodies for it. So these tests they aren't
that they're not always that accurate, you know. No, so,
but so you did the So when do you get

(19:21):
your results. I'll get my results on Friday. Hopefully everything's
a okay and we're in the clear. Right again. Another
story yesterday about how these these rich people out in
the Hampton's are having their parties and if you want
to get in, they do a test at the door.
Then they say, okay, we've done the swab. Wait in
the waiting area there, we'll let you know what it's

(19:42):
okay to walk into the party and ken sitting there going, God,
I hope I get in. I wouldn't want you. I
would never ever want to be in there with those people.
Let's show up, get the free tests, and head home
like thank you now that. Yeah, I don't want a party.
That's exactly what we should do. Anyway. Danielle has her
first Danielle Report of day on the way. What do
you have coming up? Kenya? Kate Middleton is being groomed

(20:03):
as the next Queen Muse. Should I call her give
her some pointers? Yes, you should, you should. Let's take
your break. We're back after this. Yeah, I know. We're
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just stay at home, did nothing last night, listen to
some jazz and had a cocktail out of the patio
with the kids. You know who I missed though, Who

(20:44):
I missed hanging out with last night? Honey I missed.
I missed shopping with Honey online. Actually actually picked up
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(21:28):
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(21:52):
what I'm I need a serial killer, Scottie b in here.
I'm going shopping. Today's grocery store shopping day, which has
me on edge. I used to love shopping and grocery stores.
Now it's like get ain't get out. Hey a Scottie,
can you turn his microphone on? All right? Remember telling
us about how Lucky Charms is selling just their marshmallows. Yes,

(22:14):
they're in pouches now. I haven't seen them in stores
yet though, Oh well, I'm going today. I was kind
of hoping I could find them today. I love Lucky
Charms marshmallows because they're not soft like regular marshmallows. They
have a little bit of a chew to them, you know.
That's the thing. They released the soft marshmallows, like the
jet puff type about a year or so ago, so
you're able to buy those, the soft ones. But now
they have the pouches of the good crunchy sugary ones

(22:37):
that are in the cereal and they're selling them, but
I just haven't seen them in the store yet. I
need a new cereal and I haven't been listening to
your Cereal Killer's podcast of late. So can you tell me, like,
what's the new cereal that's gonna first of all, be
full of fiber, so it keeps me moving fiber, but
at the same time, it's got enough sugar in there
to make me want to eat it. Well, let me
tell you a post. Just re release their chips Ahoy Cereal.

(23:01):
It is so much more delicious than the one that
they had out a year or two ago, so I
think you should check that out. It's new and improved.
I love it new and improved. And also, you know,
and you know Kind, the Kind bars, they have a
whole new line of cereals as well. We just try
the dark chocolate one and the apple one and they
are delicious. Then that's what I'm going So, is that
in the Kind aisle or the Cereal It's this? It's

(23:22):
it's in the cereal aisle because they do make the
bags of granola, but these are actually boxes of cereal
and they're wonderful. I love it. What's scary? I show
an advertisement for Duncan. Yeah, like the mocha. They have
these flavors of like the Dunkin Donuts, famous flavors. Where
can I find that they are in stores? Now there's
the caramel machiato and the Moca one. They're they're pretty good.

(23:43):
They're marshmallows and them. So it's fantastic. This is why
we keep Scottie be around. He everything that's all just
because of that Everything Cereal. Okay, So I'm I'm gonna
go for the Kind Cereal today because I love Kind bars.
You know daniel Lebetski, the guy who founded Kind. Brilliant guy.
Look what he did. If you go down the Kind

(24:04):
aisle right now, they have so many things. It's more
than just kind of ours. Oh yeah, we're Nola they
have now they have the Cereal. I'm so excited. What's
that straight name? Okay, So Scottie was talking about the
chips of Hoy Cereal. It's just cookies, yeah it is.
It's just cookies. It's small, tiny little chips of Hoy
cookies and then you put milk in it. That's it.
That is this what cereal is. Yeah, and those are

(24:25):
way better than cookie Crisp. The chips are hard one yo.
They know they changed it. I'm telling you they change
These are delicious. I guys, I tried that on their
episode of Cereal Killer. It was terrible and I actually
almost spit it out. I was like, what is this?
And now he's telling me it's better they try it,
see you love it or it's free. It says it
right on the box cookie. But I my my thing

(24:50):
is this and I don't know what's in Kind Cereal
versus what's in the Cookie Crisp Cereal bars. Health goes.
You just feel like you psych, you're your your your
mind tells you if you eat Kind Cereal, it's better
for you than you Cookie cris But at the end
of the day, it's probably just as bad. I don't know,
as long as I think I'm doing the right thing right.

(25:13):
More fiber in the more fiber for you in the
Kind Cereal. But it's not good sometimes No, No, I
love a good butt ripper. You know what they say.
They say all the vegetables that make you pass gas
are the vegetables that are typically very good for you
or something something something for us for ciferus, like your

(25:35):
broccolis and your cauliflowers and your brussels sprouts. That thinges
that make you fart are the things that are good
for you. So the more you fart, the better it is.
Of course, I did not really hoping. I thought the
more you fart, the more stomach problems you have. No,
not at all. I didn't said that. I like how
we all we all pretend to be doctors here, like no,

(25:58):
but okay, can you guys hold on a second. No,
The things that you eat that make you fart, it
just so happens. They are the things that are also
very good for you, like arugula, broccoli, brussels prouts, cabbage, cauliflower,
collared greens. Things that make you gassy also do things
that are good for you. I'm not saying that it's
the gas that's good for you. Do you understand what
I'm saying. Okay, it's a byproduct of being eating healthy.
What's that cheese? I was gonna say, I'm much as

(26:19):
I fart, I should be the healthiest guy in town.
And I'll move from now on. When I get yelled at,
because they get yelled at a lot, I get told quote,
farting is not a sport. I'm like, no again, I'm
not saying that everything that makes you fart is good
for you. I'm saying a lot of things that are
good for you do make you fart. That's what I'm saying. Yes, scary.
You know the cereal commercials, and I don't know if
you remember this. You're very, very slick about telling you

(26:41):
about if it's nutritious or not. They always used to
show at the end a picture of like milk, eggs,
and bacon, part of a complete breakfast coast, but not
the cereal alone. Okay, let me ask you this. They
remember that they would show like a fried egg and
they would show piece a slice of toast and a
glass of milk and then a bowl of fruity pebble.

(27:03):
And they're saying, this is a complete breakfast. Who's gonna
eat scrambled eggs and fruity pebbles. It's like, no, it's
like one or the other. And more milk the pick
to drink more milk. Don't get it. There you have it.
People are asking how your trip to the dentist went yesterday, Froggy,
I know you were terrified because you hate going to
the dentist. I was then, I'll be honest with you,

(27:25):
it was not anywhere near as bad as I thought
it was going to be. However, I did find out
that a few of my fillings are old and their
quote failing. So next Tuesday I have to go back
and they're gonna drill the fillings out and put new
ones in. So I'm already stressing the crap out of that,
and it's a week away. But it was not as

(27:46):
bad yesterday as I anticipated it to be. But next
Tuesday's I could die. Next Tuesday gone. Don't say that. Daniels'
Next Tuesday from Dick going on today? All right, So
yesterday I gave you some rumors about Dancing with the Star.

(28:07):
September second is when we get the new cast. So
I told you maybe Carol Baskin from Tiger King, maybe
aj from the backshe Boys. Jesse McCartney is also a
rumor that I'm hearing, Um, Charlie Sheen, how cool would
that be. That's another rumor I'm also hearing. The producers
really really wanted doctor Fauci. He's a little busy right now,

(28:28):
so my guess is that he doesn't have the time,
and if he does have the time. Well, then that's
a problem right there. Some guess that's not gonna happen,
right Kanye pulling out all the stops to get on
the ballot in a crucial swing state needs to have
If he doesn't get it, he's not gonna have a
chance at all. He needs to get in with the
Arizona voters. Um. So as of right now, he is

(28:51):
qualified in eight states. Um, we'll see what happens. He
is willing to drop a lot of money to get
on this ballot, So if it happens, it happens. If
anybody is like following Kanye. Last night, my eleven year
old said, Mom, do you think Kanye has a chance
to become President of the United States? And I just
looked at him and I said, son, let's just finish

(29:11):
our prayers for the evening. That's what we did. NBC
Universal announced that Joe Exotic Drama, the one with Kate
McKinnon from SNL is a go. They have ordered it.
We are going to get to see it on television,
So that's pretty cool. Bella Thorne is the first person
to take two only fans and make a million dollars

(29:34):
in the first twenty four hours on the adult site. Now,
you know, hold on, Nate and I decided we're gonna
open only fans accounts because we're gonna strip for the fans.
And are you really all right? She says, why they're
they're putting all the porn sites out of business. Only
fans is the way to go. Yeah, here we go.

(29:54):
She says that she's doing some research for a film
and they are saying that you get a eighty percent
of the subscription revenue. So if you're into only fans,
maybe it's where you want to go. By the way,
Bellathorne's bioline is I'm your bitch just an fy I
am just kind of Kate Middleton. Kate Middleton someplace we

(30:15):
won't see Kate Middleton is adults. I mean only fans.
We will not see Kate Middleton and only fans. Kate
Middleton is being groomed as Queen in waiting. They said
that they have really upped her schedule. She's taken over
a lot of things for the Queen, a lot of
things for Prince Philip. They said, she's being very disciplined

(30:35):
right now, and they think that this is what the
Palace wants because this is the type of person that
she is. That's pretty cool. Halsey's given us a live
album on Friday, so that's exciting. Did you know that
it's seven years since Miley Cyrus gave us Wrecking Ball?
Seven years. She just celebrated it and she thanked all
the fans for her support on social media. And Acon

(30:57):
did an interview and he said that when Drake first
came out, he had a chance to sign him. The
reason he didn't his demo sounded a lot like eminem
and so he decided not to sign him. Big mistake, Yeah, mistake. Uh.
Tonight on television, You've Got United, We fall the season
finale a little big brother. America's got talent and a

(31:18):
lot of the listeners have been letting me know in
the DMS that Doctor Foster on Netflix is definitely worth
checking out. So he made a while he may want
to watch that, And that's my Danielle report. Thank you Danielle.
All right, Sean Online twenty four. We'll roll by this
real quick because he has some information that may save
our lives. Hello Sean, Hello, good morning, well, good morning,

(31:39):
So why were you in the hospital. To begin with,
why suffering without chromos disease, A disease. Yes, yeah, it's
it's a go ahead, describe it. It's just a small
valve block type of thing. Uh oh yeah, I have to.
So I was in the hospital that went on and
they would not you leave, and I was able to

(32:00):
pass gas or fartum. So it shows my dichessis system
was being healthy. See look it was for Sean. It
was an indicator that he was his digestive system was
on the right track. So they're like, all right, so
so how do they know. Do they have to hear
it or do you have to tell them? They have
to trust you. They had to trust me. But then

(32:22):
they brought in a couple of nurses and doctors just
to make sure that I'll be able to pass gas
and hear it. Hopefully didn't snow anything, but they definitely
heard it. Wow, all right. So I mean did they
just stand around and watch TV or they're like, okay,
everyone being quiet, be very very quiet. We want to
make sure we hear Sean pass gas because you want

(32:43):
to go home. So at that point you're like ready,
I know you're you're ready to get out of there.
So were you pushing it? You know what I'm saying, like,
come on, I didn't want any silment by delhis because
I wouldn't work in my favorite to get out, so
I wouldn't make sure I said loud and clear. Alright,
very good. Wow, I think that's interest. I never knew
that that was part of that process. Well, listen, thanks
for sharing. This is what I love about a show, Sean.

(33:04):
We learned something new every day. I love being amedy guys,
listening guys every more. Thank you so much. We thank you, Sean.
Have a healthy day. Okay, I appanciate it. Hey, you
know what I heard from Dave Brody. He has a
new contest. Are you ready? It's time to play National
Day Trivia now with even more fun. What we'll do

(33:29):
when we come back with you as a contestant, We'll
ask you questions about the national days of the week
from this week. For instance, today is national or International
Dog Day and other things. We'll see how much you
know about these things and people that we are celebrating
as we give you the day or the whatever of
the day every day. Does it make sense? This is

(33:49):
kind of harder. Call Nate now if you want to
be part of this monumental moment one eight hundred two
for two zero one hundred, we'll be back to play
right it for this This is justin timber Lake and
you're listening to Elvis Duran. Elvis Durand in the Morning
Show show get Taco Bells, Taco and Burrito Cravings, Peck

(34:11):
for the friends that get it four crunchy tacos and
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near you. I want to tell you, you guys make
my day every single day. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Well, well,

(34:32):
well I didn't think it was that big of a crime,
but apparently World World War three broke out at Froggy's
house last night because he washed shoes with towels. Oh
my god. Frsh. We'll get into that in a minute.
I just don't see the problem, but obviously I don't either.
Others feel like it's it's a heinous crime. It is, um,

(34:54):
let's see. Also, I loved I Love Gandhi. I love
the photos you took with your gecko Kush and posted
on Instagram. It was like it was like a little
portrait with mom and child. I love him so much,
my little baby veiled Chameleon. But then I found out
apparently I have been shadow band by the Graham They
don't like my hashtags. A friend of mine, Yeah, I

(35:17):
was talking to one of my friends. He works for
Facebook and you know Facebook and Instagram or buddies, and
I was asking him like, hey, man, I posted this picture.
It's getting absolutely no love, Like what is going on?
He said, you are hashtagging far too much. They think
you're spam, so they're burying all of your stuff. I'm like,
oh man, what a bummer. I didn't know that. So
you can actually overly hashtag and if you do, they

(35:38):
roll you down and no one sees anything. All right, yes,
well then people need to actively go to a baby
hot sauce on Instagram and look at these photos. They're
really nice. All right, Let's get into Brodie's new shiny
festive game called National Day Trivia. So here's how it works.

(36:00):
We'll ask you questions about national days of the week
from this week, like National Red Wine Day or National
Dog Day, Like how much do you know about wine
and dogs? We'll find out as we play National Day Trivia.
Who's exciting yes, good. It's really not that exciting if
you think about it. It's just a trivia game. What

(36:22):
are we giving away here, straight name? Well, thanks for
our friends at Luctastic, we have a five hundred dollars
cash gift the car. I was doing answer at the
picnic again last night, trying to match themwiches to see
if I love Lucktastic. They send me free gifts of

(36:42):
every day. I love them. Ye. Anyway, we'll get into
what luck tasking is about just a minute. Yes, straight name,
were you asking me about the contest just so you
could have a second to eat your cereal? Yes? Okay,
just figuring it out. I should have talked longer. Just
like putting sneakers in with the towels and a washing
that is a crime. No it's not. I don't think

(37:04):
it is. Maybe maybe you will prove me wrong. All right,
here we go, let's get contested number one up here.
It's Brittany line five. Hello, Brittany, Hello, Hello, Hello, welcome
to the show. Brittany. What are you doing today? What's
your life all about today? I have to go to
work today after I dropped my kids off at daycare.
But I have a great job, so I'm happy. Oh good,

(37:25):
Oh good. I like that. You know a lot of
people can't say that same thing, So I'd be very grateful. Brittany.
You're doing. You got a family, you got a job,
you got your favorite morning show which is about to
give you glamorous prizes. What could go wrong? All right?
So National Day Trivia. Let's just jump right into it.
Get two out of three correct and you win glamorous prizes.

(37:46):
By the way, we need to come up with glamorous prizes.
I'd start looking for that now, Nate, all right, here
we go. So, Brittany, Friday will be National Red Wine Day.
Do you like wine? I do? Is it red or
white or rose? For you? Oh? You know, it's usually
white or rose. But I won't heart down a good

(38:06):
glass of wine no matter what color. It is a grace,
all right. So Friday's National Red Wine Day? Which is
the best selling red wine? Is it a Merlot, b
peino noir, see Cabernet, savignon, or d zinfandel. So it's merlot,
peino noir, cabernet, or zinfandel, which is the best selling

(38:29):
red wine. I'm going with a merlot no believe or not.
Cabernet Savignon, oh wow. And Peino Noir I believe is
a close second. But that's okay, no problem, They're all great.
I would never kick any of them out of my class.
So today, Brittany, today is National Dog Day. Do you

(38:53):
have a dog? Oh? We have two dogs? Oh what
do you have? We have two Pittman says, And they're
the best, best dog they are. And you know, as
all dog owners will agree, dogs are so much better
than people because people suck, right, yes, yes, yeah, absolutely,

(39:14):
all right, Well, today's National Dog Day, Brittany. What was
the most popular dog breed in America in twenty nineteen?
Was it the Labrador Retriever, the bulldog, the Golden Retriever,
or the Schnauzer. So it's Labrador, bulldog, Golden Retriever or Schnauzer.
Most popular last year Golden Retriever. No one would think

(39:43):
of retriever Retriever. No, you're not. I mean, I mean
Merlot and Golden Retriever. One would think those were winning answers,
but they're not. All right, I'm gonna give you one
more here, just for the fun of it. Ready, Monday
was National Waffle Day. What huge American company used a

(40:04):
waffle iron to help design one of their first products,
called the waffle Trainer. I who would know the answer
to that? Did you ever hear the waffle Trainer? No?
I wish I had Google up on my phone. Yeah,
I know you could cheat and we would have no
problem with that at all. Okay, was it a Bowflex,

(40:27):
be Nike, see under Armour or d Peloton. Just take
a guess. Bowflex, Nike, under Armour, Peloton. Maybe it's bougie Peloton. No,
but I do I do give you points for calling
Peloton bougie. A glamorous prize all right, that's like a bonus. Okay,

(40:50):
what do you have for Brittany? What do you have
for Brittany? I have five hundred dollars cash gifts car really,
oh my god, she got nothing right, five hund I
love glass prize I have. That's but that's that's ultra
glamorys all right, Brittany, We're sending you on your way

(41:15):
with a five hundred dollars cash gift card. Thanks for
our friends at luck Tastic, a free scratch card app
where you can win real cash, trips, entertainment, and more
through sweepstakes. And instant went opportunities. Daniel's addicted to hers.
It's always one hundred percent free to play. Gotta be
over eighteen to play. Congratulations Brittany, you won and you
absolutely lost in a way, so it's no big deal.

(41:40):
But you have a great day. Okay, thank you guys.
All right, hold on one, say she's all yours? Let's move.
What's scary? No, that's crazy? How you could get nothing
right and come away up five hundred dollar winner one
of the radio show in America. Does that happen on right?
I don't know. I didn't know there were were others.

(42:07):
All right, let's go talk to Marcus. You know, Marcus,
the idea of this game is it doesn't matter. You
just say whatever you want to say. Even if I
give you multiple choices, you can say something I didn't
even read out and you're still gonna win a five
hundred dollar cash gift card. Hello lady, Yeah, hello lady.

(42:28):
What are you doing today? Marcus? Oh? Bad phone? Since
here you turn off that? We have your hand set? Yeah?
Can you get on your handset? That sounds dirty? Get
on your handset? Yeah? Yeah, Oh my god, Marcus, So
what are you doing today? What's your headline of the day.
I am headed to work. Unfortunately, unfortunately, there's so many

(42:50):
people who have no work. They would love to be
unfortunate like you. Oh I know, and I don't. Well,
good for you and good for them. Obviously they have
a great coworker in you because you listen to our show.
We got on the planet. I know. I didn't even
know there was another one out there? Can we get in?
I'd like that in writing? Please, So, Marcus Friday will

(43:14):
be National Power Rangers Day. Name the uniform color of
any of the five Power Rangers green? That's true. Yeah,
he's already seem easier. He was the best one. Tommy,

(43:35):
what was it like Bookerman or something? Who was your dream?
When I dressed up for parties? Remember I used to
do children's birthday parties. The first party I ever did,
I was the pink Power Ranger. Thank you, Thank you
very much. Claim to fame, little trivia. All right, here

(43:56):
we go, Marcus uh Sunday will be National Beat Day.
Sixteen US states are completely landlocked, with no access to
an ocean, a gulf, or a bay. Only one state
is triple landlocked, as you have to travel through three
US states to reach an ocean, gulf or bay. Which
state is that? Is it? Nebraska, Alaska, Oregon or Hawaii?

(44:19):
Why you know, I'm from Iowa. I live in Iowa,
so I'm gonna guess Nebraska. That is correct, damn man.
Nebraska is the only tripley land landlocked state. To reach
an ocean gulfer bay from Nebraska, you have to travel
through at least three states, like Missouri, Tennessee, North Carolina

(44:40):
to reach the Atlantic, or Wyoming, Idaho, Oregon to reach
the Pacific, or Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas to reach the Gulf
of Mexico. Wow, all right, finally here we go. Monday,
Marcus was National Maryland Day. Oh please? What type of cakes?
What type of cakes is Maryland known for? A Maryland

(45:02):
Chocolate cakes, Baltimore Birthday cakes, Maryland pettycakes, or Maryland crab cakes?
Maryland crab cake. You're a winner, you could have said
Baltimore Birthday cakes. Are you want a one as well?
Because you just won a five hundred dollars cash gift card?

(45:24):
Tell him one? He one? Five hundred dollar cash gift card.
Texts who our friends at Luctastic Dan? Yeah? What are you?
Can quit game? Are you playing today? Ants at the picnic? Everyone,
And I'm trying to back the sandwiches so that i
could win Sapula's prize. Luctastic a great app, is fun
and easy to play. Luctastic is free. It's a free

(45:44):
stretched card app where you can win real cash, trips,
entertainment and more. Please download your Luctastic app today. Hey Marcus,
go have a great day. Okay, man, thanks for listening
to Thank you, thank you Luctastic. Yay there you Luctastic.
Oh wow, By the way, I've got to do a
reach around if you know what I'm saying. I never

(46:05):
told you the name of the American company that used
a waffle iron to help design one of their first
products called the waffle Trainer. That was Nike. Oh wow.
Their first running shoe was the Waffle Trainer and they
use a waffle iron to design the soul of the shoe.
And thank you for playing National What day of the

(46:27):
week is it? Trivia? That was fun? Yeah, thank you,
Dave running. So I'm looking at the news right now.
Hurricane Laura is forecast to hit the Gulf Coast as
a category form a category four storm. Right frog, So
what does that mean? For who on the Gulf coast
where right at the Texas Louisiana border, so pretty well

(46:49):
east of Houston and pretty well west of New Orleans.
But yet those people in that area, a category four
storm is catastrophic damage. So if you are anywhere near
the coast, you're talking heavy flooding, lots of rain, huge
storm surge. The storm is getting larger because the water
in the Gulf is so warm, because it's so shallow,
So the storm is really expected to intensify a lot

(47:11):
today and make landfall late tonight or early tomorrow morning. Wow,
so much going on in this country of ours now,
including Hurricane Laura. Thank you, Froggy. Let's get into the
other three things we need to know from Gandhi, Gandhi,
what's the latest? What's going on? All right? There is
even more unrest now in Kenosha, Wisconsin. At least two
people are dead and more are injured after an overnight

(47:32):
shooting during protests. Police have not confirmed who fired the
shots or how bad the injuries are, but there are
some disturbing videos online, one showing a man with an
AR fifteen type gun running away from a group of protesters.
Protests have been happening since Sunday, when police shot Jacob
Blake several times in the back at close range. As
of last night, he is recovering from surgery, but his
lawyer says he'll need a miracle to be able to

(47:54):
walk again. Sadly, Iowa still rebuilding after that massive dracho
swept through the area. Crop conditions are getting worse. The
US Department of Agriculture shows only half of Iowa's corn
crop isn't good to excellent condition, while just over half
of the soybean crop is good. Those numbers are terrible
for that area. The windstorm, combined with worsening drought conditions,
contributed to those numbers. If you can help, Feeding America

(48:18):
is one great way to help, and the United Way
of East Central Iowa is another great way to help.
And finally, on a lighter, happier note, a thirty year
old man named Shuvang made it to the top of
El capit Ten and Yo Subody National Park. Have you
guys seen that Rocket's really just a sheer side of
a mountain. There's nothing to do. He was also in
a wheelchair. So this guy did it by using Yes,

(48:40):
he used his friends and a team of climbers who
actually use some rescue equipment to pull him about four
hundred feet up the mountain in his chair. He says
he has a new motto and a new take on life.
Now he's going by driven by faith and not fear.
He says, it's all about having faith in others and
having faith in yourself, even in the face of adversity.
It's really cool story. Yeah, four hundred feet up the

(49:01):
side of El Capitan in a wheelchair. Yeah, determination for
the win. Excellent, love that story. Thank you, Gandhi. All right, Uh,
now we've we're going from giving away a five hundred
dollars cash gift card to a ten dollar bill. Wow.
I can't wait to get our budgets back. But anyway,
thanks to Latastic for the five hundred dollars gift card,

(49:22):
but now ten dollar bill sponsored by us. We ponied
it up ourselves. It's the ten dollars free money phone tap.
Of course, the ten dollar bill will be encased in
my book New York Times bestseller Where Do I Begin? Yeah,
now available in paperback, right not yet? Thank you? Scary

(49:42):
all right, so we'll do that. We'll do that coming
up right after No, not yet, we'll do that coming
up right after this. I'll let you help. Sarah. Thank
you for listening to us, and I've been listening for
over twenty years. This is insane to me. You got
any money free? Yeah, it's the free money phone tap.
We didn't say how much money, but it's free. All right.

(50:05):
Here's the deal. We don't we don't have a partner
this week, so we're just taking money out of our
own pocket and giving it to you. Ten dollars. And
then Scary decided, even though they don't belong to him,
Scary decided he was going to put these ten dollar
bills in my book, which we have a stack of
in the studio, and then mail those to the winners.

(50:26):
It's a wonderful idea, and at the same time, it
gives people something to read the history of this and
at the same time, at the same time, it's you
giving away things that don't belong to you. You, like
we learned on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcasts, you
take things that aren't yours, and so do uh Scottie
b d a straight. You got to look at the

(50:47):
fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast here what that's all about anyway?
So uh, it's simple. There are no rules here, it's
just here. You're calling one hundred, you win ten dollars
and it will be in closed in my book. So
there you go. We're using my book as an envelope
basically pretty much. And that's okay as long as I

(51:10):
get it out here. So be caller one hundred, you
win it now, one eight hundred two two zero one hundred,
All right, scary? Who does today's phone tap? Today belongs
to Danielle? Oh oh, here we go, Elvis durand the
Elvis durand phone tap Danielle. Yes, it's all yours, all right.
So Marie is married to Angelo and she's been saying him, look,

(51:32):
I need a closet space. I don't have any space
of my own. So I am calling as a rep
from the place that is installing the closet in half
of his office space. And there's already a deposit, so
we can't even go back on this. This is good.
So this guy's gonna get very upset. Yeah, he's not happy.
Let's see what happens. Moving on into the office space

(51:52):
with some closet. See what happens to today's Danie. Hello, Yeah,
I'm looking for Marie. Please, he's not here. This is
her husband Angelo. Hey, hi Angelo, this is Natalie from
LOOKA Developers. I'm really not interested, thank you. I know no.
I wanted to go over the plans for the closet.

(52:12):
What closet? What are you talking about? The walk in closet?
The office space that you guys are splitting. She's gonna
do half a closet. You came over the other day
and I sat down with Marie and we didn't came over.
Where where you come? I came over. I gotta talk.
I'll talk with Marie. I'll straighten her out, all right.

(52:33):
I have the contract here and everything we sat down
last week. She has no authority to sign no contract.
I pay for everything. I break my ass, all right.
I work like a dog. That's that office. I need
that office space, all right. He discussed like where the
shoe rock was gonna go, and then she wanted, all
those shoes are gonna go if I'm probably no holy money,
I got beat. They're gonna go right now. That's it? Hello? Yeah,

(53:01):
are you are you kidding me? What do you want?
I think we got disconnected. I just want to go
over the plan. No, no, no, there's nothing to go over.
Everything shut okay, I'll no, no, no. I'm a little
confused because I was in your house in the offense
about there's nothing going to be confused about. But we
have a great idea around. I'll straighten it all out.
No no ideas, no ideas, so you'll still have plenty

(53:23):
of space. She's taking again. I'm a big man and
I have big plans. Okay, I can't go back with
the deposit money because I've already ordered the posit. But
what deposit money? Nobody gave you wanting deposits? Yeah, Marie,
did she gave me a check? Because I I she
gave you a check. I'm going to stop payment on it.
Do you want me to get her on the phone,
because I think maybe maybe there's I don't know, but

(53:47):
I can call, I can conference her in with us.
Let me let me get her on the the line. Marie,
I have your husband on the phone and gave money too.
And killing me over here, Marie, Angela listening. You're gonna
love the closet like a beautiful designer with the design

(54:08):
key center for I don't do it about the design,
you hear me, You're killing me you're killing me, Marie.
I swear the gun, and I told you we bought
this out. I sacrifice, I break my hands for his family,
and this is how to get repaid A little space
I wanted for myself. Then as boy space looks, think
you're a yeah, you're gonna have a big space. They
tell you when I put my foot up, Bill, you're

(54:29):
gonna have a thick space. Don't speak like that in
front of the hell you're doing right now. You spend
it more of my money on some bull I'm gonna
show you pictures as they're building it. Now you want
to talk to these people. I can't care what the situation,
but the antelo, it's not just shoe rackets coming decide
this is winning Racket's my office. My office, Marie, my

(54:51):
office which I broke my ass off and his family,
eight hundred square foot office. Marie. Obviously you know your
calculations are way off. I don't know. Maybe every day
when you go to the beauty pilot, all those vapors
are going into your brain. My office in the damn
shoebox as it is, and I'm not giving to have
him to do a closet, and you better get that
money back. You spend them more like crazy. Let me

(55:12):
tell you something. Everybody is doing this now. This is
what the MILLENNI, Marie, I don't give it. When everybody's
going there, I'm moving everything into the basement as they
do construction. It might as well put me in the box, now, Marie,
do me a favor, put me out of my misery.
But if everything goes in the basements and you can't
shoe wrapped, my office stays where it is, I really
can't give her the money back. Though. Hey lady, we're

(55:35):
gonna find the way. We're gonna change that. I wanted
to let it or whoever my money's gonna give that
money back. Okay, let me go get my boys view.
His name is Elvis Duran. Yeah, okay, how that if
I put you on Elvis durand in the morning show? Angela, Angela,
you just got phone tapped, get the goddy? Are you
kidding me? Do I need this? Do I need this?

(55:58):
With my blood pressure? Marie, you're killing me. We really
should get a closet by the way home. I'm sending
it a bill for this closet. If you don't mind, well,
we'll pay it. That was an old old phone, old
old phone tap. Thank you, Daniel, welcome. You know you
do great phone taps. It's it's a ms moskalopsis that

(56:20):
drives me nuts. Favorites. Don't make fun of her, that's
my favorite. Huh o god, oh so irritating anyway, Yeah, yeah,
I know. Hey, so there you go. Let's go talk
to line seventeen. Lauren. Hello, Lauren, what are you doing today?
That's my question. I'm on my way to work. Have

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you been working for five and a half months? Are
you just not getting back at it? What's your story? No,
I've been working this whole time, halftime at home, two
days a week, going into the office. I work in healthcare,
so I've been considered an essential employee this whole time.
Well you are, and thank you for doing that. We
appreciate you keeping us rolling. Look, Lauren, I got good news.

(57:04):
You just won ten dollars. We've given away millions and millions.
We've given away trips, we've given away islands, we've given
away cars. Now we're given away a ten dollar bill
in cased in the elvis. You're in New York Times

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bestseller entitled Where Do I Begin? It's on the way
to your house right now, Laura, I am so excited
about that. Thank you, Scary for offering up Elvis's books,
even if you didn't know about it exactly. Is there
anything else of mine you just want to randomly give
away without me knowing? Well, you know your office is
open right now. I don't know if you know that,
So we can go in there. Would you go lock

(57:45):
my office, Nate, Nate, go lock my office? Stuff in there?
Still another oven. I stole a bottle of water. Get
out of there anyway, Lauren. You have a great Lauren.
I'm glad you you're listening. Thank you so much. Enjoy
your dollars. Your book is on the way, and have
a great day. Okay, very welcome, Thank you very much.

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Hold on one second. Nate will be back in a moment.
He's locking my office. Why is my office unlocked? I
when I left last time I was there, I locked it.
I think the people come into clean it at night.
But do you know you do where the is it?
The people who are using a key to get into
get water? Is that what to bring the water out
into the hallway? I'm gonna do that. I don't want
I don't I don't want any traffic in my office.

(58:26):
There's there are different cleaners there now, it's called it
people cleaning out everything in there, right, Yeah, that's scary.
What the alcohol is going to go bad? So we
kind of need to start with No, it's not. I
don't think alcohol goes bad that fast, doesn't. I don't
know what's that, Nate? What did you just steal out
of my out of my office? Well? I got to
send this to you because the last time you were here,

(58:48):
you forgot to take your tushy t shirt that says
asking me about my butt hole? So asked me about
my butth hoole shirt. Yeah, we got to send it
to shirt. Yeah, yes, it's very okay, Yes see it's
important stuff like that. You know, in an unlocked office,
it will disappear. You know how many people would love
to steal ask me about my butthole shirt? Wow? Absolutely? Anyway, Still,

(59:08):
you know, stop blaming the cleaning crew on everything. Scary.
I know that that you're stealing stuff at a much
faster pace. You know what, I will say, things disappear
from here. We still haven't found out who stole those
two chocolate milks. You know about that, right, you know
there was actually chocol ump laying around. I'm telling you,
I just expected how to be the cleaning crew because
there's nobody else in here. Stop blaming the cleaning crew,

(59:29):
laming them. I blame Nate and Scottie before I blame
anybody else, right like, we have definitely realized that our
own people are the ones stealing our stuff. That's right.
That well yesterday. So Danielle Gundhi, you you haven't been
back to the offices since March fifteenth, So, oh, do
you have anything valuable in your in your office area.
I'm sure I'm gonna come back and half my vampire

(59:50):
dolls are gone. I'm sure this is actually a chance
for us to clean all of Danielle's crap. Oh, you
touch all garbage. You're a hoarder. Just basic. I have
some great stuff, some collectible. Just admit it. You horde stuff.
It's junks. Shut up, hey, scary Nate, Scottie Bee. I

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do so appreciate the fact that you were there looking
out for us in the studio every day, but you
need to be looking out for us in the studio
by making sure our stuff isn't disappearing, making sure making
sure offices are locked and secure. Thank you, you got it,
because I have some stuff in my office that's worth stuff.
You know what I'm saying. Stay out of there, you do,
don't anyone in there? Ye? All right? We need to

(01:00:35):
get nanny camps guys and just play them all over
the office. Little stuff. They'll steal those. No, they'll steal those.
There's a Teddy Bears with with cameras in the eyeballs.
They'll steal those. Hey, we gotta move forward with something.
Here we go. Uh. Froggy sends a text to me
last night and I woke up to this this morning. Froggy,
you shouldn't send texts like this. Big fight tonight. Should

(01:00:58):
be good for tomorrow, though. I think you'll cool down
between now and then. I'm like, oh god, what did
you do now? Froggy. So Lisa is with us. Good morning, Lisa,
good morning, good morning. You don't sound like you don't
sound like you're hopping mad like he was describing. Now,
I got to sleep on it, Lisa. Let's go from
your perspective first, what happened through your eyes? Well, he

(01:01:21):
was so excited. He comes running in and says, look,
how clean my shoes are, And I'm like, how did
you clean them? He said, oh, I clean them in
the washer. And I'm like with what And he said towels,
bath towels, And I'm like what I mean? I don't
understand why you would take dirty shoes and throw them
in a laundry with bath towels like towels you wipe off.

(01:01:44):
I don't. I don't understand. That's gross. It's soap. Okay,
it's gross. Soap cleans everything soap, even clean soap. Now
wait a second, so, but I heard it. Got it
turned vicious in this this debate when you say you
did call me stupid at one time you said that
is such a stupid thing to do. It is a
stupid thing you No, no way. Those are two different things.

(01:02:08):
Saying someone did a stupid thing. It's not the same
as calling someone stupid. Those are two different things, right, Gandhi, Yes,
very very true. It's just identifying the act, not the
person he's Did you call him stupid or did you
say what he did was stupid? I may have called
him stupid, I'm sure. The argument on I went I

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went online and it says here, if you're going to
wash shoes in the washing machine. It says towels help
balance the load and prevent the shoes from loudly slamming
against the inside of the washers. So I grabbed towels.
I just grabbed whatever time. There was a basket of
dirty towels right next to the washing machine. And then
I reached over to be a nice guy, I thought, oh, hey,
well her bath towels dirty. So I grabbed hers off

(01:02:53):
the hook and I put it in there. And now
they're all clean, they're dried, they're ready to go there
like just they're just like they're ready to go again,
don't you, Lisa. What don't you have towels like from
like the garage that you used to clean the car? Yes,
I do. But those towels they've been used to like
wipe a wheel down, and they've got like break dust
on them. These shoes are white. Okay, I'm not going

(01:03:15):
to put break dust towels in with my white shoes,
which is going to completely defeat the purpose of Washington
in the first place. What about your golf towels? They
got dirt on them. Who puts dirty stuff? I'm trying
to wash the shoes. That's why you put them in
you put them in the washer to wash them to
if they're dirty, dumbass clean Look I clean the bottoms first, Okay, okay, okay,

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So Lisa, your point is this, and I'm sure Gandhi
and Daniel would probably agree with you. I'm still on
the fence. You're thinking that those dirty shoes in with
your bath towels are going to transfer dirt and muck
and you know, whatever is on the sidewalk to your
towels and it's not going to come out in the wash.
You're saying, you're thinking there will be residual shoe dirt

(01:03:56):
in those towels even after a cycle, right, yeah, because
you don't know what you can't see, and the and
towels absorbed things too. I think that's gross. I think
that is just so gross. I don't even know what
to say. So mad so mad Gandhi, Gandhi of course,
who won't let people wear shoes in her house because
of shoe dirt? What are you thinking? Who's u? Is

(01:04:18):
it them? Is it her? Who? I'm totally on team
Lisa for this one. I think you have to burn
down the washer, burn all your towels, get some new stuff,
and then never do that earn them. Well, can't you
just simply run them through several cycles and then all right,
why can't we just put them on a hot on
a hot load and wash them again. I'm going to
home Goods today. We're getting a whole new group. No, no,

(01:04:39):
I'll turn your credit card off when you're on the
way there. Yeah, yeah, that froggy. You'll be really impart
the counter when they say, oh, this card's been declined.
Yeah now, but now you have new towels that you
can wash your car with and you can wash your golf. Wait,
that's that's actually great. Yeah, this is great. Take the
old bat owls there you go? Oh my god, I can't. Okay,

(01:05:03):
So so that's where we are. Okay, may may I
tell you I was on the fence. I didn't really realize,
but I've done some done some studying this and that.
Once they go through, if you put your towels, new
towels with dirty shoes in a heavy duty cycle, it's
gonna clean everything. You're gonna be fine, thank you. But
he didn't do a heavy duty cycle. Did You wouldn't

(01:05:26):
have done it. You probably did on delicate, so they
wouldn't do it delicate. I didn't do it on delicate.
I swear. I'm sorry, you say people, so one says here,
your bougie is your bougie aft wash shoes at a
washing machine? Though, what else was I supposed? What about
the mister clean magic e razor that does a lot?
For sure? There you go? What's gary? I'm with Lisa

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because I think it's absolutely disgusting to use towels to
touch your face to clean the bottom of your sneaker,
because that's almost like like cleaning your toilet bowl with
a toothbrush and then using that to brush your teeth.
It's the same. It's not the same. No, it's not okay,
because it went it went through an hour long cycle
in the washing machine using hot water. Scary unless you
it's not the same. But I drive my private parts

(01:06:10):
with those towels, right, Also, put that howl on your
butt and on, hold on, hold on. You're both wrong
on this one too. When you dry off your private
parts or your ass hole, those are clean. You just
clean those in the shower. Those are clean, right, but

(01:06:30):
then you put the blight Alright. Anyways, we're getting nowhere.
We're getting nowhere with this A Nate, you haven't said
in my rating. I don't want to make Froggy angry
because I normally side with Froggy. But I'm sorry, I

(01:06:52):
don't know. I just anytime Heather does that, I'm like,
just you know, buy new shoes. I don't want those
in the washing machine. I will if it were me,
it wouldn't be the end of the world as you
have made it. You do, but I probably would not
put dirty shoes in with good towels. I would find
some old raddy cleaning towels. But that's just no, that's

(01:07:14):
that's logical, not bad towels just because it's convenient. You
could have walked to the garage ten feet. I thought
I was doing a good thing. I thought, I'll wash
these towels. Everything will be done. I'll get it, my
shoes clean, the towels will be done. I was I
was trying to help out. But we're gonna move on
because this is this is just exhausting. But I'm thinking here,
if something like this turns into World War three, like

(01:07:35):
you said it did last night, that's weird. I think
there's some underlying issues. Should we go down that you
got about ten hours We're supposed to do it on
Tuesday nights. We didn't do it last night. She was
still mad. Wait a minute, Well, okay, why is it
tuesday nights? You haven't written down what night You're going

(01:07:56):
to do it when you can. We're listening. I gotta
I gotta move us forward. Here, guys, we gotta get
Dean online six on them. We have to take a break.
Hello Dean. What's going on? Oh? Dan? What's happening? Okay? Done?
Understanding a word he's saying, Nate, Why do you put

(01:08:17):
calls through that we don't understand? Why do you do that?
I'm here, Dan? Oh there you are. Dan. You agree
with Froggy. Why is that you have a good reason? Well? Yeah,
well I'm a sneakrat, so I collect sneakers I've like
over Like I don't fifty shoes, but in this instance,
like when I'm watching my running shoes, the ones that
I can go to the gym, you know you gotta

(01:08:38):
put towels with them, because if you're not the shoes are,
you're flying fifty moss per hour and minimum inside the
cylinder and it's gonna leave it, Dan, and the day
you'll be ending up the Dan and replace the washing.
That's not the issue. The issue was he put this
dirty shoes in with bad towels that you wipe your
fate with face with. That's the issue really. But but

(01:08:58):
I got you never even you washed. Now see I
agree with that too. I don't know. Hold on one second,
we have to take a break. There is no answer.
I think we all agreed to disagree, or we all
disagreed to agree. I don't know which one we're doing.
But we have a question. Then I have a question. Really,
as I've been trying to take a break because we're
running really late, and now you've got a question. Yes,

(01:09:19):
go ahead, Danielle. You're trying to do my job. Soap
is soap, and the soap is going to wash the
towels and the sneakers the same way. Would you take
a bar of soap and shove it up your ass
and then wash your face with the same bar of soap? Right? Yes,
Oh my god, sop sop. Soap cleans itself. No commercial. No,

(01:09:47):
I've decided. I've decided to run late. Now it's time
to debate, Danielle. I will tell you, Danielle, one time
we were I was taking a shower and Alex walked by.
You said, wait a second, did you just shove that
soap up your butt? I said, no, I did not.
I lather up, then I put the soap down, and
then I clean things. That's what that's the order. And

(01:10:10):
by the way, you guys have sex on Tuesdays. Taco
Tuesday not the greatest time to have sex. It's called
taco Tuesday. What does that mean? Well, hold on, hold on, Danielle,
do you care to explain why taco good for sex?
I meant that you eat tacos and a lot of
times after you eat tacos, you know, Gassie yucky. You know,

(01:10:31):
I'm just saying he meant something else. He meant something else.
I'm not going there with that said. He will be
back after this. Who the hell are you show? Hey,
it's Froggy a fall on the way. That means more

(01:10:53):
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Which Duran in the Morning Show is Elvis Duran, Melvis
Duran in the Morning Show. You know I heard so
many years ago in my life and it still rings
true today. With every bad thing that happens to us

(01:11:41):
in life, there is a lesson to be learned. How
many times have you heard me say that? Right? Yeah?
And it's so hard to really clearly see what that
lesson is while you're in the middle of the awful circumstance.
So I'm looking at my daily stoic today, which I
hope you read. This is great today August twenty sixth,
The the is seeking out shipwrecks. I was once shipwrecked.

(01:12:05):
I was even shipwrecked before I even boarded the ship,
and the journey showed me this how much of what
we have as unnecessary, and how easily we can decide
to rid ourselves of these things whenever it's necessary, never
suffering the lass. What they're trying to say is, with
even the most unfortunate of events that we go through
in our lives, it's certain house turns out to be

(01:12:26):
for the best. Meaning we learn we change, we grow,
and so God knows. In the past couple of years,
we've seen time after time, almost daily of sad, tragic,
frightening news come our way, almost every day, and I
still remind myself what am I learning from this? What

(01:12:49):
lesson am I learning? And it's not clear. I mean,
there were things that happened to us on our show
in our family several years ago. I'm still trying to
figure out what those lessons were that we were supposed
to learn. Going through everything we're going through today, pick
up the go online and read the news today and
all the tragedy you see, what are we learning from
all this? Some of it more obvious than others. So

(01:13:10):
when you lose a friend, when someone who's so important
in your life vanishes without warning at all, it makes
you do what I did last night? What am I
learning from the loss of our friend Dan Perisi? So,
Dan Parisi, let me tell you. I don't know if
you saw my post or not. Dan Parisi has been

(01:13:31):
a directing and producing every single one of our jingle
Ball concerts at ZE one hundred, New York since the
very beginning of the concept. Dan Parisi is the guy
that's in the back with a headset on watching all
these monitors, watching the staging, the lighting, listening to the sound,
making sure everyone's cute on time and videos rolling, making
sure artists are being led around properly by stage managers.

(01:13:53):
He's really the ringmaster when it comes to a live
entertainment event. He's actually produced and directed huge, huge philanthropic
concerts as well. After Hurricane Katrina, after super Storm Sandy,
after nine to eleven, he did the concert for the

(01:14:13):
City of New York. He's just great at just giving
away his time in order to raise money, raise funds, whatever,
and raise awareness for different charities and organizations that need help.
But anyway, every single Christmas season we would gather backstage
at Madison Square Garden, the iconic Madison Square Garden, and

(01:14:34):
for many years, our Darren Feffer was running the show
on the iHeart side, and Dan Parisi was the guy
who was the ringmaster, along with Darren and Tom Pullman
and everyone who put the show on. And I would
get a we'd be in the back working Danielle and
we'd all be working with artists and stuff, and we're
interviewing and they'd said, Elvis, you got to be on
stage you have to bring on Taylor Swift in five minutes.

(01:14:57):
So they would rush me to the stage through all
the crowd backstage, and as soon as I approached the
ramp that goes up to that huge, massive, overblown, gorgeous,
shiny stage, Dan Parissi would stand up. He would take
off his headset. He would hug me, and he would say,
all right, you're on, I've got you covered. And what

(01:15:18):
that meant was he would put his head set back
on the stage manager, you know how this is, guys.
He would literally pull me by the arm yanked me
up the ramp backstage. The crowds are screaming in the
stage manager would always say, don't go until I tell
you to go Elvis, And I could hear in his headset.
I could hear Dan's voice say Q Elvis in three

(01:15:40):
two one. And Dan was the one who released me
to the lions. He would send me out to this
stage with lights that were so bright. You hear the crowd,
but you can't see the faces. But you know there's
this energy, thirty thousand people Manason Square Garden ready for
Taylor Swift or whoever. And what I didn't know he
was doing when I was out on that stage introducing

(01:16:02):
Taylor Swift and welcoming people to our Christmas concert. Was
he was in everyone's headset saying light and better. I
need light more. I'm needing more light over here. I
need this camera angle better on him. I need for
this sound to be crisper. He was always looking out
for me, to make me look and sound better than
I could have done on my own. And Dan Parisy
was that way with all of us when it came

(01:16:24):
to putting a show together. All the moving parts, all
the trucks that have to roll in and roll out,
all the stages that go in circles, all the cameras,
all the lights, all the sets that are that were overly,
overly fantastic. He really was behind all of that. And
he always watched after us, and I didn't really know
how much he was watching, how much he was watching

(01:16:45):
after us and over us, because I was out on
the stage doing my job. But he made me look great.
He made all of us look great. Those jingle Ball concerts,
that's why they sell out in two minutes or less.
Those jingle Ball concerts. That's the ticket everyone wants every year.
And I have to say it's very fitting that this
year we're not going to be at Madison Square Garden

(01:17:06):
to do our jingle Ball concert for obvious reasons. And
I'm glad we're not, because I can't imagine walking by
where Dan Parisi would be sitting every year and not
see him doing his job. So, I mean, we worked
with him every year, Scottie b all of us, you know,
and just the nicest, sweetest guy. I was going through

(01:17:29):
old text messages and email from him last night and
he was always just so cool. And so Dan Perissi
passed away unexpectedly and he left a lot of sad
people back here on earth. And so I just have
to say to you, identify your Dan Parisi, who is
it in your life? It's always watching out for you,

(01:17:53):
and maybe in the blink of the moment it's difficult
to recognize how much they do care for you and
how much they want you to succeed at any and
all costs. That was our Dan Parisi. So we say
goodbye to Dan Parisi, but I know he's sitting at

(01:18:13):
his board up in heaven, still watching over us on
our stage. So I had to say that let's get
into the three things you need to know from Gandhi
and we'll take a break. Go ahead, Gandhi, what's going on? Well.
Two people have now died in overnight protests in Kenosha
against the Wisconsin police shooting of Jacob Blake. The county
sheriff said the shooting occurred near at gas station and

(01:18:34):
the FBI is now investigating what led to the incident
after video has surface of a man with an AAR
fifteen type rifle was seen running away. The names of
the victims have not been released. It was the third
night of protesting in the city, just south of Milwaukee.
Jacob Blake was shot multiple times in the back by
police while trying to get into his vehicle on Sunday.
He is recovering from surgery. His lawyers say it will

(01:18:55):
take a miracle for him to walk again. As of
eight am, Hurricane Laura has reached category three, but she
is expected to become a category four as the day
goes on. The National Hurricane Center predicts Laura will rapidly
strengthen today with winds over one hundred and thirty miles
per hour. Forecasters are warning of life threatening storm surges,
extreme winds, and flash flooding around eastern Texas and western Louisiana,

(01:19:19):
where Laura is expected to make landfall today. A hurricane
warning and a storm surge warning are an effect along
the coast. Millions have been told to evacuate. And finally,
today is National Women's Equality Day. Congress declared the day
in nineteen seventy three to commemorate the passing of the
nineteenth Amendment to the US Constitution. That amendment gave women
the right to vote. And it's more important now than

(01:19:40):
ever before that we all exercise that right and vote.
And those are your three things. Excellent, Gandhi, thank you
so much. We're going to take a break. We'll be
back after this. We're waiting for you to join the
next conversation. Text your comments fifty five s data in
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if you guys are out of this is Elvis Durant
in the morning show. Well, Hi, if you're gonna talk

(01:20:26):
into a microphone, make sure the on button is on.
Mine was on It's National Dog Day. I just took
my dogs out to the puppy porch. I hear them
up there playing around, and you know, they're crapping all
over the place. But today they get a free pass.
I will daddy will not yell. On National Dog Day.
All pooches feel free to pooh anywhere you want. Are
you doing anything special with your dogs today? Frog? Oh? Yeah,

(01:20:48):
I'm gonna, you know, instigate a little fighting between the
two of them because I like to watch. And then
we'll take them on a nice little walk and let
them chase the birds in the park. I like to
go to the dog park and chase the birds. Yea,
I'm gonna hang out the dogs too. You know, it's
been very hot here in the Northeast. I mean, I
think the temperatures have been close to ninety almost every
day with humidity whatever. I just walked outside and it

(01:21:09):
was so cold it felt awesome. There's a little breeze.
It's like sixty two degrees out here. I'm like, wow, yay, yeah,
don't you love Crisp weather. I love it. Yes, Um,
let's see. Let's go around the room, see what's on
your mind, and we'll get into sent some sound with Garrett.
Garrett is he or is he not? A stoner? You'll
find out in just a second. Gandhi, on the other hand,

(01:21:36):
I'm pretty sure we can figure it out, though. What's up, Gandhi?
What's on your mind today? Okay? I told you guys
this earlier, but I got a COVID test yesterday and
I was so super nervous to do it. And I
know everybody's sinuses are going to be different, and some
people are very, very bothered by it. But I gotta say,
I don't think it was that bad. So if you're
nervous about getting the test done, it isn't that bad.

(01:21:57):
At least I didn't think it was that bad. My
boyfriend's eyes did water. But go get your tests if
you're worried about anything. We're doing it because I want
to be safe before I travel anywhere. I want to
make sure that we're okay. But go do it. It's great. Yeah,
if you can get it done, I think that's awesome. Hey,
what's up, Danielle? So I'll certain things make you miss
certain people. Yesterday, Froggy posted a video of himself playing

(01:22:19):
with his dogs, which I think Garrett's going to play
the sound, and it made me miss Froggy and Lisa
so so much because I've spent a lot of time
at their house with those dogs, and I just was like,
I can't wait. I want to be able to travel
and go visit and spend time there and hang out
with them, and it just made me miss them so
much more. So. It's crazy how certain things just trigger

(01:22:43):
like memories and feelings, and that just did it for
me yesterday. It was crazy. Yeah, I love that. And
hearing of Froggy and Lisa arguing yes like a couple
of cats today really makes me want to go see
them and hang out with them. Hey, Froggy, what's up
with you today? You know mine kind of falls on
the heels of what Danielle just said and what you
just talked about with Dan. And yesterday there's a colleague

(01:23:05):
that we used to work with, Sharon. They just called
me out of the blue yesterday and just called to
see how I was doing and just to hear my voice,
and we talked and I talked to Sharon for about
thirty minutes and I hung up the phone and I realized,
we have certain people in our lives, and Danielle is
one of them. Elvis, you are one of them. Sharon
Dastar is one of them. Where there's people that come

(01:23:25):
along they call you when they brighten your day. When
that phone rings and you look down at the screen
and it's them, You're like, oh, I didn't talked to
Sharon in a long time. It made my day to
hear from her. We spoke about dan We spoke about
a lot of things. And cherish the friends that you have.
Talk to them and enjoy them during this time, because
you do realize that things can be taken away so
quick and you don't get another chance. So enjoy the

(01:23:47):
people around you that you love and tell them that
you love them. Yea, amen, sister, Amen, scary what's up
with you today? You know, sometimes I wish I was
a woman. I'm very envious of the female brain because
apparently a woman's brain is like a It's like a
racetrack with several different lanes and it can all function

(01:24:08):
at the same time, whereas a guy's brain is a
single lane dirt road. You can't focus on more than
one thing at a time. Case in point, I'm getting
ready for our best up show because we'll be on
we'll be on vacation next week, and I'm sitting here
trying to do multitask and do several things at once.
I can't, for the life of me doing I have
to wait till later on when I'm by myself, of

(01:24:30):
my own devices, concentrating on that one task, because I
will screw it up. If I was a woman, I
could do seven things at once. I could be an
octopus right now with eight different hands. Two story two story.
Women are so it's not it's not guaranteed that you
you would be able to multitask better. But they say statistically, yes,
women are better at multitasking than guys. Me even single

(01:24:52):
task tag tasting ta tags. Yes, I can't even do
that as you even speak. My one lane dirt road
is it's full of potholes, So no, I do see that,
yeah frog. We have a text here from two one five.

(01:25:12):
It says, quote a COVID test, isn't that bad if
you've done cocaine before? Look, okay, great things. I don't know.
I wonder what that is. They speak from experience, I
don't know. I don't know. I guess it's easier to
get that thing in there when you have no septum.
It's all gone to get in those pesky septims. All right,

(01:25:33):
let's go live to the kitchen of Garrett. Garrett. Yes,
what are the kids having for breakfast today? We all
want to know. Oh, well, we got to get out
of the house. So it's a very quick pancakes in
the bag kind of day. So they have to get
out of the house. Fine outdoor karate class, cooking class,
all outside. We gotta get them out the door. I'm in.
All right, what sound do you have today? Let's talk
about America's got talent. Last night, this is twelve year

(01:25:55):
old Annie Jones doing Lady Gaga rain on me, and
it sounds like she's going to be signed by Kids
Bob by the end of this. So give her that

(01:26:16):
kid is right, kid? Yeah, I do, I hear it.
Give it the Kids Bop contract. All right? So Bill
and Ted the movies coming out very soon, and they're
doing a ton of press for it. But Keanu Reeves
wants to get one thing straight. Bill and Ted they're
not stoners. They just love their friendship. And I understand
where he's coming from because I had accused of being
a stoner all the time. I guess I look like it.

(01:26:37):
I have that that lazy eye, hazy eye look, but
I've never smoked weed. So but this is Keanu Reeves
explaining Bill and Ted not being stoners. I'd like to
give one thing. Bill and Ted are not stoners. O
Bill and Ted. You know they have a nice outlook.
They like people, their friendship. M you seem like stoners.

(01:27:03):
Get it. There's you know, the only thing worse than
as stoner is at that denis being a stoner. Lying
stoner was all right, lying stoner. Well, Tom Cruise, I
guess you can call this a stunt. Decided to go
to a movie theater to go see a movie for
the first time since Quarantine. And this is what it
sounded like. There we are back to the movies theater. Everybody,

(01:27:35):
I loved it. I loved it. You want to go
see Tenants, the Christopher Nolan film. It sounded like he
was just with his entire crew. Sorry, Ali's washing dishes
in the background. Um, Starbucks. Starbucks just put this on
their hotline. So if you call Starbucks and this is
what you're gonna hear. If you want to hear some
sounds of the fall atmosphere. If you're coming here the

(01:28:00):
spice of your leaf life, then you have definitely come
to the right place. Down one to head out on
the hay ride. Tal two to practice your pumpkin montress.
Dow three to cozy up with your cup Dow four
to hear flannel on repeat, Doll five to adventure to
the pumpkin cream cold roof falls. Thal six for endless

(01:28:21):
psl perfection. Now seven to go on a lovely leaf
crunching stroll. Val late to knit sweaters with Grandpa? Is
that chef from South Park? Just hit zero and talk
to operators so I can order my Starbucks drink? All right? So,
remember last week we were talking about how Scary's picture
is being used on j date to ler women to

(01:28:43):
go out on a date with some random guy. So
I talked to Nive Showman from Catfish in the about
the idea of why someone would use Scary's photo to
trick women into going out on a date with him.
But I think if you go for rewind to the
beginning and he just finds sort of lonely, you know,
maybe a little sad person who's just trying to make

(01:29:05):
a new friend, doesn't maybe like the way they look,
they make a profile, they don't think much of it,
and then before you know it, they're talking to people
and they're flirting, and then that flirting, you know, it's
kind of snowballs into this bigger thing. I think that's
how it happens a lot. So you can see that
interview Elvis Duran dot com where we broke that down
and some signs that you should look out for when
you're online dating now since the pandemic. What is one

(01:29:27):
red flag? If if someone doesn't want to go on
FaceTime with you, that's a red flag meaning there's something wrong.
So just like you know when we looked at people
and said, hey, they don't have social media, something's up.
This time, when you're trying to date someone and they
don't want to go on FaceTime with you, something's up.
And then finally, yesterday you might have seen this on
social media. But Froggy, when he's not arguing with his
wife about cleaning his shoes, he's training his dogs on

(01:29:50):
their couch. Rocky, you already got one. Now, Oh my god,
don't get them started. Rocky Rocky shakes on command. Rex

(01:30:10):
does not care about shaking. So Rocky was yelling like,
give me the treat. He's not doing what he's supposed
to do. And that's it. And you're a good American, Garrett,
thank you for stopping by. Have a beautiful day. Get
out there, get your karate in the park going. Yes,
they go do that. It sounds like fun. Uh. Should

(01:30:33):
we go through this list before the Daniel report? Now
that we have all the guys here, the nineteen things
men should never wear? We have enough. We have enough
guys here, okay, and if they're not here, we'll just
talk behind their backs. Okay. And now nineteen things men

(01:30:54):
should never wear from Gentleman's Gazette. Number one Sandals never,
especially when you combine them with socks. Yeah, yes, that's
okay with men's sandals. You like men's sandals. I don't
hate men's sandals. Like if they're like the broken stocks
and they're heading out and having a good time. I
don't really care about those. But when you put socks

(01:31:15):
with them, I get uncomfortable and I think of my dad.
Socks is a sports thing. Socks is like go into
the soccer game. I have on my Adida slides right
before I put on my cleats. That's when you should
be wearing the socks with the sandals. That is the
only time. Also immigrant dad, Oh so your father wears

(01:31:35):
socks with sandals? Yes? No, yes, like, what are you doing? See?
The only time I like to see guys with sandals
is a they're like attractive people who have tanned feet
and well manicured and b in a Mediterranean country. Here, okay,
we have eighteen more to go. We gotta get going.

(01:31:57):
The things men should never wear cargo short, Yes, it
says here in this article. They just make you look
like a douche bag, even though they're very functional. We
have a lot of cargo shorts on our show, Yeah
we do. I saw a little meme that was like
the cargo shorts talking and it said, I'll hold your stuff,
you go have fun. And by the way, we're reading

(01:32:22):
these from a list that someone else compiled, and we
don't have to agree with all of them. Like the
matching tie and pocket square stop remember those days. Yeah,
they should contrast. They should not match. Right now, short socks,
which Rama's short songs, No, no, no, No show socks
or or the ones that go you know, the trendy

(01:32:45):
like like angle socks. Let me let me sing, let
us sing. I think that's the ones he's talking about, though,
talking about No one wants to see your harry calves,
even if you if you shave them. It's not appropriate,
especially in a business setting or office setting. If you're
in a suit, long pants, trowel, there's dress pants should
always have over the calf sock socks. Okay, so they're
saying short, short socks with something other than shorts, unbuttoned

(01:33:07):
dress shirt with a neck tie. You don't like you
loosen your neck tie. Yeah yeah. Big big shirt collars, Yeah,
big shirt collars are sort of seventies. Oh here's what
I remember. When Great Tea worked here, we used to
give him hell for his square toed shoes. Scary more
his square toed shoes. To the beach in Miami. That

(01:33:31):
was the nineties. Was No, wasn't it was two thousand
and six. I'm gonna just skip to uh down the thing,
uh incorrectly sized ties. I get that if you're gonna

(01:33:51):
wear a suit, the tin needs to be appropriate to
the jacket you're wearing. Yea and uh, big wristwatches. It's
up to you. Whatever. So do you have anything that
you don't want to see guys watching wearing. I'm not
a huge fan of guys and tank tops, even if
they have phenomenal bodies. I just something about guys and
tank tops where like maybe a little bit of their

(01:34:13):
nipple could slide out the side makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, Daniel,
please don't wear a banana hammock. I don't need to
see your junk all over the place. Wear some board shorts.
Thank you, Wow to the point I like you say
thank you at the end, I punctuated what's scary? Short
sleeve shirts cool? Tank top's cool, but that that shirt

(01:34:36):
that's in between the two, I don't get the sleeveless
kind of cutoff shirts that are Those are for guys
with muscles scary? Yeah, the muscle shirt. Yeah, yeah, that's
maybe that's why you're not into that. So Scotty Bee's
wife just texted me everything you are reading now, Scotti
has I don't know whether to laugh or cry. And

(01:34:59):
I love this. I love this. Texans just came through
it says I'm three for three so far, so f
this list? Okay, yes, I did. I gave them credit
at the beginning. Scary. Uh, they're saying I hate it
when guys were Jesus sandals. Oh yeah, oh yeah, okay,
I get them. Are those the Yeah, they look just

(01:35:20):
obviously like Jesus sandals. I don't know. So what can
we say? Like tidy whities say that because I'm not
a fan of those either. Who where's those? Do? They
still make those? Scary? But I will tell you this,
and they're not tidy whities. But during the summer, when
I wear white pants, you can't wear underwear that aren't white.

(01:35:43):
You have to wear white underwear. Okay, so I have some,
but they're not quite tighty Whites. They're like Tommy Johns
or they're kind of a cool brands. Yeah, they make
them in white. Yeah, there's nothing you don't want to
see pantylines on a guy. Hello, all right? That I don't.
I don't. I think people are getting offended by some
of this son in guys wear. I see. I love

(01:36:14):
these lists because I'm always interested in what guys think
women shouldn't wear, because I swear like everything on that
list is everything that I wear all the time. So
we're all together. I don't think a lot of guys,
even gay guys included, I don't think we have a
problem with anything you wear. I don't know. Maybe we
just don't judge it as much. Well, I'm sure there

(01:36:34):
are some people who do. But some guys guys hate
like puffy shirts and puffy dresses. They don't like the
puff as much as girls like the puff of things
the puffy. I love women in summer dresses, A nice, life,
flowing summer dress. I think that's I love that because,
you know, because if it's being warned, then it's probably
a good time being head by all, you know. All right,

(01:36:58):
daniel are you ready to go? Let's go. Let me.
I gotta put on my crocs, my George, My George
and my crocs. Dude, I used to love me some Georgs. Bro.
I know the biggest designers still come out with George.
I don't know, they're like eight hundred dollar shorts. So

(01:37:19):
I don't know. I don't know who to believe. I
don't know who to believe anyway. Okay, So, Danielle, is
Becky still on the line, Yes, yeah, we have time. Oh,
let me go to Becky. Hold on, time out, Daniel, hold,
I'm gonna take it, Becky. Oh here we Oh, let's
play a game. Ready for a game. Becky had a
dream that she made out with a member of the

(01:37:40):
Morning Show, and we had to guess who it was.
I'm gonna say, Hi, Becky, let's talk to her first time?
You know HOWI I Becky? How are you? How are you?
We're good? So you had it was this last night?
You had this dream? Uh? No, I've had two in
the last week. So that's what we call frequency. Okay,

(01:38:05):
So when you say you made out, what are you doing?
Scary drum? This is a very intense moment. Just as
quickly as you turn it on, can you turn it
off now? So? Okay, So when you say made out
with someone from the Morning Show, was it like just
kissing or hugging or like full out like sex or what? Like?

(01:38:31):
How how far did it go? Um? The No, it
was just making out, okay, like a fun makeout session.
All right? Okay, yeah right, it seems very real. But
I've had very realistic dreams. Okay. All right, So I
was a little short, the second one was a little

(01:38:52):
bit longer. Both very hot. Oh okay, Okay, I'm gonna
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it
was one of the women on our morning show? Is
it true? No? Okay? And women eliminated? Ok right? All right,
you want to guess who. I don't want to get
him against himself. I actually know. But Becky told me

(01:39:12):
that in I believe the second dream, Right, Becky, you
were pushed up against the wall in a very romantic makeout.
Is that correct, Becky? Oh? God? Actually both of them.
I was pushed up against the wall? Was bro Was it? Brodie? Hello? Brody?
It was? Was it? God? And you're admitting it? We

(01:39:39):
brought alone that roll up against walls. Elvis. That is
more than he's gotten in a long time. So he's
going to be very excited about this call. We don't
know that I was making up with Brodie just the
other day. Was he complaining at all while you made out?
Was it yelling at anybody? Or to see the manager?

(01:40:00):
Did he wanted to kiss back? Let me ask you this.
Can you give him free dessert? He asked for free dessert?
It was nice. I gave it. Well, Hello, you know
what I wish Brodie was here to talk about that?
Oh it? Where's Brody put him on Scary Scary Brody. Yes, Brody. Uh.

(01:40:25):
Becky on the line says she's had two dreams about
making out with you. You pushed her against the wall
and made out with her. Well, um, I'm very excited
to hear that. Although I don't know why you played
the wa wat sound that was? That was scary? Who
played that? Scary Scary has full control over that. Well anyway,

(01:40:50):
it's because I'm a spice, so that's against him too.
A slice is a person who frequents the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
That's what. Yes, yeah, most people don't know that right now. Look,
I love Okay, we're all done. We're all done. Stop it,
so listen, Becky. Is there anything you want to say
to your makeout partner day Brody before we move on. Well,

(01:41:12):
I do want to say that we are both married,
but in my dream, neither of us were married, so
I'm not being disrespectful to either one of our partners.
But the first time, we were walking down the hallway
and somebody was in the hallway, and when they disappeared,
he just turned to me and pushed me up against
the wall and kissed me. And then the second time
we were actually arguing about a sandwich. And then when

(01:41:35):
we both apologize for being stupid, um, he pushed me
up against the wall and kiss me. It's very hot.
Whose dog is that? Is that against the wall? I
can tell me more about this sandwich? Oh god, oh god, no,

(01:41:59):
obviously let us on it. And he hates that. All right. Look, Becky,
thank you for being a part of the show. And
there you go, pursed against by Dave Brody and her dreams.
You hold on, Brody, there you go. Now, Daniel, you're
ready to go, I think, so let's go. Can't get
the image at away? All right. There's a large section

(01:42:22):
of the Staples Center's hardwood court where Kobe Bryant played
his final NBA game that will be up for grabs
very soon. It has his original jersey number on there,
his autograph. They're saying it's gonna go for like five
hundred thousand dollars when they sell it, crazy amount of money,
but everybody wants to get their hands on Kobe. Speaking
of Kobe, uh, you know the helicopter crash that took

(01:42:44):
his life. His wife Vanessa was suing Island Express, that's
the company operating the helicopter for his wrongful death. Well,
the helicopter company is actually suing the traffic, the air
traffic controllers. They're saying that they were the ones responsible
for the crash, that they didn't help the pilot. So
we'll see what happens with that. Britney Spears, you know,

(01:43:05):
she's not happy that her dad is in control of
her money, but if she was to pass away it
was it isn't her dad that's going to get her money.
It's actually her sister, Jamie Lynn Spears. If you look
at documents, she's actually the trustee. So that's who would
get her hands on the money. Travis Scott maybe teaming
up with McDonald's for something pretty cool. There was a

(01:43:26):
leak of internal memos over at McDonald's and it said
that he is a true fan of McDonald's. He loves it.
They think he would be an excellent spokesperson for them
because people love him. He's a multicultural for all these
different customers that love him, and they said that he's
going to be surprising not just customers but also employees

(01:43:47):
of McDonald's with some cool things coming up very soon.
So look for Travis Scott and McDonald's to be teaming
up together. Very exciting news there. So there's a company
in Nashville that rents out their tour buses and now
you can rent out a tour bus that was used
by Taylor Swift or Beyonce somebody like that. It's two

(01:44:08):
thousand dollars a day, but it comes with six bunks,
a queen size bed, a bathroom, a shower, a really
cool kitchen, and a celebrity has been in it. So
I don't know if it's something you want to look into.
But yeah, look, I love Taylor Swift and I love RVs,
but do I want to pay extra bocause Taylor Swift
has been in an RV. Not there anymore, no, but

(01:44:29):
maybe they didn't clean it very well, so maybe her
DNA is still there. I don't know, who knows. In
his last photo shoot before Biggie was killed back in
nineteen ninety seven, he declared himself the King of New York.
And if you remember that really cool photo shoot he did,
he has that crown on his head. Well, that crown
is going on the auction block and they're thinking it's

(01:44:51):
going to go between two hundred and three hundred grand.
So we'll see if that happens, and the West Wind
cast is getting together for a good cause. They are
going to get together for a reunion show. They haven't
been together in a lot of years. Original cast members
are going to be there and is all actually trying
to get people to vote. No date yet for when

(01:45:13):
this is going to happen, but we do know the
episode that they are filming will be on HBO Max,
So get ready for that fun United We fall season
finale tonight. Big Brother America's got talent and a lot
of listeners have been going into my dms and telling
me the Doctor Foster, which I was asking about, is
definitely worth watching on Netflix. And that's my Danielle report.
Thank you, Danielle, Welcome. Let's take a break. We'll be

(01:45:35):
back after this. Want to be part of the next conversation.
See text Dana and messaging rates may apply at least
ran in the Morning show. You know, there was one
day we missed in July. That's a very important day
and I bet even Gandhi would have loved this day.
It was National Space Exploration Day. I know you love
everything galactic. Well, anyway, I was going through some audible

(01:45:57):
titles the other day and There's a lot of great
stuff you can listen to on Audible sci fi nonfiction
that'll blow you away. For instance, We Are Legion. Remember
that that movie. It's named Audible's best science fiction book
of twenty sixteen. It's a weird, whimsical journey into the
future of space exploration, featuring a tourative force performance by
award winning narrator Ray Porter. Huh. Check this one out.

(01:46:21):
Do you remember that movie Dune? Dune was a badass movie,
but the book even better when you listen to it.
A movie remake's coming soon, a new one of done
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(01:46:42):
over and beyond what it could have been. It makes
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(01:47:03):
audible dot com. Slash Elvis is Elvis Dan in the
morning show. You know, going to can you turn that down?
You're coming in hot, scary music's coming in hot. Going
to Gandhi's Instagram page and watching her pose with her

(01:47:23):
Get Go cush, I see the love there, you know what.
I gotta be honest. When Danielle first got her bearded dragon,
I'm like, oh, that's nice, but I have fluffy puppies
and I was I was like, nah, please, fluffy puppies
versus a some kind of reptile. Well, no, you have proved.
You have both proven me wrong because I see how
you both love your bearded dragon and your get Go.

(01:47:47):
Thank you, I really do. I'm telling you what, Like
the little chameleon just gives you so much love. I
know people don't believe it. And yesterday he was in
a bad mood, which was tough to deal with. But
his little feet in his belly and when he climbs
and goes to sleep, it's just sweetest thing ever. And
I love talking to Danielle about his moods because he
was enough mood yesterday and he lets you know with
his color. I love it and I have spoiled mine

(01:48:09):
to the point where sometimes now when I go and
like feed him his like you know, whatever's worms or
is his whatever, he looks at me like you're gonna
hand feed me right, like I'm not going to have
to hunt for that, like seriously, and then his little
tongue comes out and I'm like, dude, I have spoiled you.
It's ridiculous, you see, totally. See. I was just made

(01:48:30):
an assumption that you know, with puppies and kittens, you
basically know what sort of mood they're in and you
can actually tell. And I was thinking, ah, well, with
these reptiles, jis in no way, But then Gandhi says, no,
you definitely a chameleon absolutely has a way of changing
its color to match it's mood. That's the whole point, right. Yes,
he's very emotional and he lets me know when he's
not feeling something and he's not into something. So yesterday

(01:48:51):
we thought it was going to be a great idea
because you know, we clean out his cage, make sure
it's all clean and nice, and we thought we'd rearrange
things so that he could climb more and have more
access to different plants and stuff and he was fine.
He was outside sleeping on a different branch, and as
soon as we put him back in, he turned his
angry colors. He was pissed at us. It took him
a while while he was figuring out his new place.

(01:49:12):
But I was like, oh, maybe we shouldn't have changed
his home without talking to him about it. He got spotty,
then he got dark. Now he's finally okay. He's chilling
on a different branch. But I was like, Oh, I
wish people could do that, Like if I'm in a
really bad mood and I turned flaming red, you know,
Oh god, he's flaming red, stay away, or oh no,
he's Oh, Elvis is in a great mood. He looks

(01:49:34):
like the Caribbean. He's azure blue. Today's ask him for
what we need exactly. Hey, um oh, All concerts are
not off the twenty twenty iHeartRadio Music Festival presented by US.
It's gonna be on the CWPP and the CWTV and
CWTV dot com September eighteenth and nineteenth. We've got bts,

(01:49:56):
cold Play came Brown with Khalid, Keith, Urban Meges, Miley Cyrus,
Thomas Rhett usher more to be announced. They're already producing this.
It's going to be an incredible, high gloss, slickly produced production.
It's not going to be like a zoom room with
you know bts. No, it's real deal stuff. Once again,
it's the twenty twenty iHeartRadio Music Festival, not in Vegas,

(01:50:20):
but right there on your CW app or on cwtv
dot com. September eighteenth and nineteenth. Keep listening for more
ways to win, exclusive ways to get closer to the
music festival than ever before. We'll let you know as
soon as we know what they are. Let's take a break.
We'll be back after this in the morning show. Melvistor

(01:50:42):
in the Morning Show. So anyone going to a quarter
century crisis? Oh I'm trying to think back to when
I was twenty five years old. It's like, what was
my problem in twenty twenty five? I wasn't. My only
crisis was, you know, trying to wake up from my
nightly coma are going out? So uh yeah, here we go.

(01:51:07):
There's no one in here who's twenty five years old.
Who's the youngest person here? No one? We need someone young,
get someone young. I need youth. What about smiling Stephen.
How old does he call him? Real quick? Can you
call Diamond? Is close? Or you call Diamond? Call anyone?
So one under the age of sixty Hello, So twenty

(01:51:30):
five years old, known as the quarter life crisis, also
also knows that is the quarter of a century years old.
So like we we're talking to producer Sam the other
day about what it's like turning thirty twenty five and
between twenty five and thirty, that's a major chunk of difference.
Who do you have a life? Diamonds here? Oh good,

(01:51:52):
I love Diamond. Good morning, Good morning, Diamond. How old
are you? Twenty five? I'll be twenty six next month? No,
three weeks? Oh man, okay, look at that. Well early,
Happy birthday, my Diamond. We miss you so much. I
can't wait. Hey, wait a minute. So I remember I
invited you to come out for a night, to spend

(01:52:13):
the night and have dinner, and you said it was
too dangerous. But I heard the other day that you
actually you hung out with Scotty b or someone. Didn't you. Oh,
we drove by. We did a drive by. We did
a drive by. That was it. I didn't even get
out of the car. I am petrified. If I hear
about you hanging out with anyone before you hang out
with me, I'll be very very upset up until then.

(01:52:34):
All right, okay, so twenty five years old, did you
experience anything in your mind would make you feel like
you were having a quarter life crisis besides being in
the house for the past five months? No? No, no,
I mean you got to look back before that. You
were twenty five before that happened, right, So I'm talking
about like you used to be able to go out
drinking and wake up the next morning and come in

(01:52:55):
and do an early shift. And did you remember the
day it turned a little more challenging. Um, yeah, but
that happened a little bit before that, Like that was
I'm a grandma. Oh oh yeah? Oh shut up? So
so what about okay, what about your body is changing?

(01:53:15):
You're actually in the best shape of your life, aren't you.
Well now, yes, because I put more effort into it.
But that was something that I struggled us for a
little bit too, like just not feeling like yourself. Feeling
like food is like sticking on your stomach, you know
what I mean, food making you tired. That's why I
started working out the way that I did. Now what
happened around the people? Are with the people around you?

(01:53:38):
For instance, are you noticing that some of your friends
are starting to get into relationships that look like may
turn into marriage? Oh my gosh. Yeah, it's so annoying,
Like everyone wants to and have kids, and I'm like, no,
what are you kidding? Let's drink that's good, let's know

(01:53:59):
what you know what you like? Yeah, you know what
your h what's scary? Somebody just chexted in and said,
I'm twenty four and I'm already getting divorced. Wow, Well,
everybody has their own journey, you know. Do you do
you feel like you're adulting more than you should? Like?
Are you doing too many things that you used to

(01:54:21):
would think are boring? Oh my gosh. Yeah. So I
just saw something online about candles and I spent like
the past twenty five minutes reading about candles. Who cares
about candles in their twenties? But I feel like that
stuffs like an adult thing to do, like reading about candles.
Are you kidding? You have light switch, you don't need candle.

(01:54:44):
Sondhi Y Gondy take yourself back to when you were
twenty five years old, like, what was your world like
back then? And see, lets let's see if we can
compare it to diamonds a world now. It was one
hunder a quarter life crisis because I graduated not too
long before that, and I thought my life was just
going to be completely different than what it was. I
thought I was going to graduate and be a CEO,
and then the reality was, you graduate and you get

(01:55:07):
a job that pays you nothing, not enough to support yourself,
and that's when you have to start climbing the ladder
and working really hard. And I don't think I was
prepared for that. My relationship situation was weird, my living
situation was weird. I was just like, wait a second,
I'm twenty five and this is it. I had so
much more hope for what was going to happen, and
here I am, well, so you seem to be okay. Yeah,

(01:55:30):
I mean a few years later, again you have to
put in the hard work and you have to do things.
And now I'm thrilled and I'm glad that I did
all of those things that I did when I was
twenty twenty five years old, But it was just definitely
shocking what my life actually was versus what I thought
it was going to be when I was twenty five,
And Diamond, don't don't be discouraged because you know, you're

(01:55:50):
at that point at twenty five years old where the
whole world was put on pause, and that's not your fault. Yeah,
but and I'm sure, I'm sure it has you anxious
when when safe to get out there and resume, because
you you were definitely on a great track with the
show coming in every day, and you know, we all
saw where you were going and how it was going
to be a great future for you and it still

(01:56:10):
will be. So don't be discouraged now, Danielle, do you
remember when you were twenty five did you imagine it
would turn out like this? No. I was the opposite though,
Like I didn't have like in my head any goals,
Like when I was a certain age I would do
a certain thing. I didn't get married till I was thirty.
I was late. I you know, had kids later in
life and everything like that. I M No, I just

(01:56:31):
kind of went with the flow. I was just like
and whatever anyone told me, I would like say, like whatever,
I'm gonna do what I want to do. Like I
remember my mom even saying how much are you making
an hour at that radio show? And I was like
four dollars and twenty five cents, And she was like,
we didn't pay for you to go to college for
you to make that. You're going to find yourself a
real job. I said, no, I'm gonna stick it out.
I'm gonna see what happens. And here I am today.

(01:56:54):
So I like, I was like, I'm gonna do this
in my own path. I have no no set goals.
We're gonna see what happened. And so that's Hyland there. Yeah,
So hang in there, Diamond. You're gonna be just fine.
You're or you're already just fine and you're right on track.
You're gonna be great. It's all good. Thank you, Love
you guys, Love you too. Have a great day. We'll
talk to you soon. Okay, okay, Hie, love you all right.

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We gotta take a break. We'll be back right after this.
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Goals Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap Daniel. Yes,
it's all yours, all right. So Maria is married to
Angelo and she's been saying him, look, I need a
closet space. I don't have any space of my own.
So I am calling as a rap from the place

(01:58:00):
that is installing the closet and half of his office space.
And there's already a deposit, so we can't even go
back on this. This is good. So this guy's gonna
be very upset. Yeah, he's not happy. Let's see what
happens moving on into the office space with some closet.
See what happens in today's Daniel. Hello, Yeah, I'm looking
for Marie please, but he's not here. This is her

(01:58:22):
husband Angelo. Hey, hi Angelo, this is Natalie from Okay
Well Developers. I'm really not interested. Thank you. I know
that I wanted to go over the plans for the closet. Well, closet,
what are you talking about the walk in closet, the
office space that you guys are splitting. She's gonna do
half a closet. You came over the other day and

(01:58:44):
I sat down with Marie and we didn't came over.
Where where you come? I came over. I got talk.
I'll talk with Marie. I'll straighten her out, all right.
I have the contract here and everything. We sat down
last week. She has no authority to say no contract.
I'm I pay for everything. I break my ass, all right.

(01:59:04):
I work like a dog. That's that office. I need
that office space, all right. He discussed like where the
shoe rock was gonna go, and then she wanted those
shoes are gonna go if I probably no coldly money.
I got beat though. They're gonna go right, that's it? Hello, Yeah,
are you are you kidding me? What do you want?

(01:59:25):
I think we got disconnected. I just want to go
over the plan. No, no, no, listen, there's nothing to
go over. Everything shut okay, I got it's a no. No.
I'm a little confused because I was in your house
giving the office about. There's nothing gonna be confused about.
We have a great idea hanging around. I'll straighten it
all out, no no ideas, no ideas, so you'll still
have plenty of space. He's check again. I'm a big

(01:59:48):
man and I have big plans. Okay, I can't go
back with the deposit money because I've already ordered the posit.
But what deposit money nobody gave me wanting deposits? Yeah,
Marie did she gave me a check? Because I I
d NASAG and she gave you a check. I'm gonna
stop payment on it. Do you want me to get
her on the phone, because I think maybe maybe where
I don't know, but I can call, I can conference

(02:00:10):
her in with us. Let me, let me get her
on the other line. Marie, I have your husband on
the phone. And are these throne you're giving money too? Angela?
You're killing me over here, Marie, Angela listening. You're gonna
love the closets. A beautiful designer with the design, Keith,

(02:00:31):
I don't know about the design. You hear me. You're
killing me. You're killing me, Marie. I swear the gun
and I call you. We bought this as I sacrifice,
I break my hands for his family, and this is
how to get repaid. A little space I wanted for myself.
That's a boy space. Look, how think you're a You're
gonna have a big space. Say tell you when I
put my foot up, you're gonna have a thick space.

(02:00:52):
Don't speak like that in front of what the hell
you're doing right now? You spend it more of my
money on some bull I'm gonna show you pictures as
they're building it. And now you might way will talk
to these people and can't care the situation. But the
inflo it's not just the shoe rackets to come might
decide it's the winning Racket's my office. My office, Marie,

(02:01:12):
my office which I broke my ants for Off and
his family, eight hundred square foot office. Marie. Obviously you
know your calculations are way off. I don't know. Maybe
every day when you go to the beauty pilot, all
those vapors are going into your brain. My office in
a damn shoebox as it is, and I'm not giving
he them to to a closet, and you better get
that money back. You spend them more like crazy. Let

(02:01:34):
me tell you something. Everybody is doing this now. This
is what the MILLENNI, Marie. I don't give it when
everybody's going there. I'm moving everything into the basement, as
say to construction. It might as well put me in
the box, now, Marie, do me a favor, put me
out of my misery. But if everything goes in the
basements and show and you can shoe rap, my office
stays where it is. It really can't give her the

(02:01:54):
money back, though. Hey ladies, we're gonna find the way
and we're gonna change that. I wanted to wait for.
Whoever my money back. Okay, let me go get my
boys for you. His name is Elvis Duran. Yeah, okay,
how about if I put you on Elvis Durand in
the Morning show, Angela, Angela, you just got phone tapped?
Oh get the Dottie? Are you kidding me? Do do

(02:02:19):
I need this? With my blood pressure? Marie, you're killing me?
He really get a closet. By the way, Elvis, I'm
sending it to Phil for this closet if you don't mind.
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