The Day We Got Back Into The Groove

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
He just kind of isn't afraid to say what he thinks.
I think he's very entertaining. He is a great leader,
he's awesome, funny, he just makes my morning. All we
want to do is just go to brunch with him.
He's psychic. But dude, du I want to see you

(00:25):
naked Patrick World story in the Morning Show. No, we're
getting back after a week out of this miss Here
we go, here we go. It seems like every single
time we go on vacation, something happens. Yeah, and we're
not here to talk about it. We're not here to
play music for it. But we're back. We'll deal with it.

(00:47):
Good morning, Froggy, welcome back from vacation. Good morning office,
and there's oh, there's beautiful Gandhi. Good morning, it's good.
Scary guys, good morning. We missed you, Gandhi. They're scary,
and there's a beautiful day and Yelle, good morning. We
have of course producer Sam is with us, and of
course why Senor So while we're away, an artist passed away,

(01:13):
an artist and a lot of us and people who
listened to our show grew up listening to and now
he's gone. Gandhi. I know of course we're going to
start our show out with DMX, and you just made
a comment like this one kind of hit me hard,
It really did. I mean, he was just such an
interesting person who had struggled through so many things and
we thought come out on the other side of it.
He had bounced back and forth with addiction. And it

(01:35):
really just shows you how real that stuff is. And
I love him and I am one of the people
who grew up on him, and it really does just
sting a little bit. Yeah, a lot of people are
already texting in requesting some DMX music. Of course they
want to hear a song with DMX and Aaliyah. And
that was his interesting story there too. Right, let's do it.
Push the button, scary Welcome you to Monday. We are
back from a vacation. This is to you, DMXI. A

(02:00):
lot of great music. I love it every time we
played that song, and we play that song a lot.
We still did. We rely on that song as one
of our staples, as a part of the way we
feel in this place. And there you go, DMX. Uh, Yeah,
we come back from vacation and h I gotta I
gotta tell you, I think I win the Award for
U not checking in at all online. I mean I

(02:21):
think I posted a picture of steak or something. I
don't know. It was like, I just don't I don't
want to check in, And a few times I've checked in,
I'm like, why am I checking in? But I love
watching you guys on vacation. Of course, Straightenate was in
the Caribbean, somewhere where were you? I was at Sandal's
South Coast. It was so relaxing to just stare at
that water. After a year of staring at scary, I

(02:43):
was just so happy to see something other than scary,
no offense, scary scary. Maybe at this past year you
could just go in there and rub some suntan lotion
on the straight night shoulders, sprinkle some sand downs, Crack
and Froggie of course, live on stage in Jacksonville, well
welcoming some of the most incredible powerhouses in music to

(03:07):
the stage. Vanilla Ice and who else was at that
at that concert? Tag Team, the guys, some scoop there
it is Geico commercial dudes, super nice dudes. And Danielle
at Disney looked like you had just the time of
your life. I finally got to see Lisa Froggie's wife.

(03:28):
I saw my sister and my nephews and the best time.
Disney was amazing. Masks or no masks, fantastic, very good.
Gandey's don't hanging out with her mom and dad? Are
you still at your parents house? I am still at
my parents' house. Yeah. So I had a good time
with them. Went to the beach. It was awesome. What
kind of jungle they run in that backyard of there?
Do you have more? They have more wildlife than a zoo,

(03:50):
they really do. I love it so much. It's like
my happy place. I go out there with you know whatever.
We rotate food that I give them, and it's just wonderful.
I love it, very nice, and of course producers, I
am looking lovely. She wins the award for best hair.
Do you had your hair done? Hey? Your hair did? Yeah?
Dana did my hair. She's always doing a killer die job.
But I felt really foxy, so I had to show

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it off on Instagram. So thank you Elvis for ing.
And as we were away, Scotty B held down the ford. Hi,
Scotty B, how was it while we were away for
a week? How'd you do? It? Was great? You know
what it's Actually, when you guys are away, I can
do it from my house. So it's nice to roll
out of bed at five five. You can't do it
from your house? Yeah? Is that a thing these days?
I've never heard of that anyway. Well, welcome to the day.

(04:34):
Line nine. Is Megan, our first caller of the day.
She celebrated her second Easter this past weekend with her family.
Really talk about that, Megan, Hi, guys, welcome to the show. Oh,
thank you. So what do you mean you celebrated your
second Easter with your family? We celebrated with my fiance's
family last weekend. Oh nice, nice, I get it. Yeah,

(04:58):
let it just worked out easier for our family this weekend.
So well, okay, so we were gone last week. Did
you even know we were gone or did we make
it sound seamless as if we were still here. I've
missed you guys so much, really, I mean, you know
a lot of people say that, like we really missed
You're like, we're back. You know, there's a good chance

(05:19):
we're going to come back. Well, Megan, how was your weekend?
Was it good? It was very good. We had the
weekend off because they're dairy farmers and I worked during
the week also, so it was great. Well, I must say,
I don't know if I'm speaking for everyone here on
the show, but we all enjoyed some dairy over the
past week. I'm sure in one form or another. Yeah. Absolutely. Well, Look,

(05:41):
I'm glad you had a fantastic time out for the weekend.
But you're back. Let's let's put our hands on those
utters and pump away sister Daddy needs yogurt. But thank
you for listening. I hope you have a great day
to day. You were a first caller of the day.
Oh I'm so excited. I've only called like three times. Well,
you're in, You're in, and you got it. We're gonna
see you some scrubs from our friends at Hackensack Meridian,

(06:02):
and thank you. It's nice to know someone is listening
to us. So thanks, we appreciate it. Thank you so much. Guys,
have a great week. You to hold on much second
straight and it's gonna try to finesse some letcha out
of you. I don't know what that sounds kind of weird.
Let's get into our horoscopes. A producer, Sam, who are
you doing? I'm with Danielle you want to help me out.
Sure it is Claire Danes's birthday today, Ed O'Neill and

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guys super Hotty Panic of the Disco, Brendan Jury, No,
you're baying hello. I love you all right, Capricorn. The
next few days will be the best to take stock
and inventory of what you need for your mental and
physical well being. Your day is a nine Aquarius. Your
popularity will have people flocking to you for advice. Be
open to give guidance. Your days of nine hey, Pisces.

(06:45):
Let your heart feel full as you rejoice in the
comforts of your own home. Your days of nine aries,
immerse yourself in new and exciting activities to keep your
mind occupied. Your days of nine Taurus, pamper yourself for
a job well done, but be sure not to spoil
yourself too much. Your date is an eight Gemini. Spice
up your image and try doing something outside the box.

(07:07):
Your days and eight hey Cancer. Your compassionate mood will
attract new people into your orbit. Your date isn't eight
o Leo. Be aware that your ambitions might be clouding
your judgment. Your days of seven Virgo, a new and
exciting opportunity will reveal itself to you. Be open to
all possibilities. Your days of ten Libra, look after yourself
and try and take active steps to change any negative thoughts.

(07:29):
Your days of seven Scorpio, intimidate relationships. Oh no, sorry,
intimate not intimidate. Intimate relationships can blossom from unlikely connections
in your past. Your date isn't eight. And finally, Sagittarius,
your relationships will flourish as you peel back the many
layers that make you unique. Your days of ten and

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those are your Monday morning horoscopes. Excellent, Thank you guys.
All right, we're back in back to reality. The three
things we need to know, Gandhi, what's going on? Well,
there was some serious trouble in Minnesota over night, just
ten miles from where George Floyd died almost a year ago.
Police in Brooklyn's Center used flash bangs and chemicals munitions
to clear out protesters who marched after the death of

(08:09):
a young black man. Yesterday, police pulled over twenty year
old Dante Right for a traffic violation, and according to reports,
officers tried to take him into custody when they discovered
that he had a warrant, and he tried to drive away,
an officer fired his weapon and hit right. He was
able to drive a short distance before hitting another vehicle
and dying. Since then, hundreds of angry protesters have gathered
near the police station. After rumbling four days, the Las

(08:34):
Suffriere volcano on the Caribbean island of Saint Vincent erupted Friday.
As expected. The Prime Minister ordered towns close to evacuate,
and at last check about twenty thousand people ended up
fleeing and have been displaced. Emergency officials say, I know,
if you see pictures, it is crazy. The volcano exploded
twice on Friday and sent volcanic ash spreading all over

(08:55):
parts of the islands. There have been no reports of
injuries or property damage, but there have been a lot
of reports of damage too, of course, wildlife. The streets
are covered in nash, and the eruptions are expected to
continue for days and even weeks. That is so scary.
Mother Nature, man, she's in charge. Never ever doubt Mother Nature.
Never have you ever been there. It's such a beautiful, beautiful,

(09:16):
beautiful place, And it just shows you the more beautiful
the place, the more dangerous Mother Nature is. Typically seriously,
the pictures are stunning. I'll see if we can find
someone post them. And finally, the golf world is congratulating
Hideki Matsuyama on his historic Master's win. He shot a
one over seventy three yesterday to become the first Japanese
man to ever win a major championship. He says he

(09:38):
hopes this opens the floodgates for his country. Tiger Woods,
who obviously missed the Masters this year due to a
car crash, tweeted him and said he was making Japan proud.
And those are your two things, Froggy, what do you
think about that? I think it was a huge win.
And also I also want to give a mention to
Sue Bassi Kajitani. She won the Augusta National Women's Amateur
just eight days ago. So it's been a very good

(10:00):
week for Japan in golf here in America. Congratulations, very
deserving champions. And here's to the other famous Japanese expert,
the Jonas brothers. They were at the Masters as well.
Yes you saw photos. Anyway, welcome to the day. It's Monday.
I'm gonna ask you only one time, so answer honestly,
are you ready for your Monday Yeah, let's go home.

(10:24):
Come on, let's have a Monday. Here we go one only,
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(10:44):
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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yeah. We are back
from vacation and loving every second of it. Hey, we've
got lots to get to today. Danielle's first report of
the day is on the Way. We've got some feel
goods with producer Sam on the Way. I don't know,

(11:08):
you know, it's kind of funny how the world changes
in just a week. Do you guys see what I'm
saying about this past weekly? Any thoughts on that, anyone
keeping up on the news and affected by it or
happy because of it or anything? Where do we even start?
I mean, you have DMX dying, you have Prince Philip dying,
you have volcanoes erupting, you have more unrest in Minnesota.
I mean, it's like the world just kept going crazy

(11:30):
and then did you see that police officer getting shot
on the side of the road And he was so nice,
he was like, you know, hey, could you just put
your gun down. I just have to do some paperwork.
He was so sweet, and then the guy killed him.
I was like, what the I know, I know, and
you see the video and then that story with a
video out of Virginia with you know, with the guy

(11:53):
in his car at the at the at the gas station,
a man serving our country in the military, and the
police just pounced on and it was like, what the
the world just it just was it more of the
same and we just noticed it more? Or is it
just these bad stories just keep keep at us over
and over and over. I don't know. I can't tell
which one it is. It feels like it's more bad news,

(12:13):
but then also maybe there's just more reporting. I don't know.
I don't want to believe there's more bad news. Yeah, yeah,
what about you straight and Nate Senior, Nate, what's what's
on your head? It's funny like we went on vacation, right,
and I know a lot of us, especially UoS, we
like to unplug because we are so tuned into what's
going on in the world and in our lives that
we just need a break from it. But then when
we come back, it's just we get overwhelmed with the

(12:36):
steps that we miss. I'm like, oh god, it wasn't
even a vacation if I had to come back and
have a day where I'm just inundated with all of
this news. So I'm looking at my Instagram. I posted
a photo of Dmax, which which was a great, great
photo of him, by the way, yeah uh and here's
uh oh Demi Levado because I did the album released
party with her that played on Thursday Onlineheart. Then a

(12:58):
photo of a steak fresh off the grill that my
dogs are staring at. Um. It's really all. I posted
a Happy Birthday to Danielle. Other than that, it was like,
that's all I did, and it was pretty good. It's
great to unplug, but then when you plug back in,
you realize unplugging just doesn't solve all problems. Doesn't the
problem still exist. It's like getting flooded with all the

(13:19):
emails that you missed while you were gone. Yep, here
they are right, But you can't just hit delete. You
can't because there's things to work. One scary it was
in the Bahamas. You had a good time, Yeah, it was.
It was amazing. I met so many listeners there. I
needed that unplugging. And I did flamingo yoga. How cool?

(13:40):
What is so? Well? How do you do that? So
there's such a thing as goat yoga where you do
yoga with the goats. You weren't picking up live flamingos,
were you? That's not good? No, no, no, no no no.
They watch you and they do the flamingo pose as
you try to do. You go outside and you go
everyone brings them mad out, so they all the flamingos
surround you and you're hanging out on these mats and

(14:01):
you're doing yoga with the flamingos. You're fantastic. So was
it more like your girlfriend Robin was doing the yoga
and you were you were you were recording her doing
the yoga, So you didn't do the flamingo yoga? I
right there. I tried. I'm like, I look like a
buffoon trying to perform yoga at any level. So I
didn't want to be on camera. I just filmed her

(14:22):
the entire Okay, so you watched the flamengo yoga, I did.
I did a few basic things, but lifting one foot
off the ground. Yeah, all right, so, uh, there's that.
It was so funny. Anyway, what I what I really
got out of this vacation was just hanging out with
friends watching We watched sunrises and sunsets. We were up

(14:45):
early and we were up late. It was great. Didn't
get a lot of sleep, but it was all for
good reason. We cooked meals at home and went to
restaurants and ate outside, and the weather was beautiful. It
was stunning. Then I get back to New York yesterday
and it's just flooding rain. Yeah. Is it supposed to
rain today too? I don't know around here? Yeah? Yeah, Froggy,

(15:06):
what's you like in Jacksonville today? Oh? Sorry, it's going
to be eighty four and sunny eighty Yeah, shut up,
South Florida. I meantening to us there. You're going to
be close to ninety this week. So it's like there,
there you go, and you're in Tampa. How's it? How
is it over there? It's beautiful? Yesterday we did get
hit with some crazy thunderstorms. I mean, there was thunder

(15:26):
that felt like it was going to bring the house down,
And I know that Miami got some crazy weather too. Um,
but today it's pretty much like Froggy said, I you know,
I feel bad, but it's going to be eighty eight
and sunny. It's okay, It's okay, all right, Producer Sam,
what was the highlight of your vacation? Can you just
give it to us without thinking about it? I can't hear, Sam?

(15:48):
Can you turn her on? Some things don't change, So
we try to read her lips. This will be fun. Okay,
we're reading her lips on the zoom room. I've frigging
hate you, all right, Well, okay, we'll get back to
Sam and to feel goods in a moment, scary, get

(16:09):
under the hood, try to fix that. Danielle, your first
report after vacation on the way, what do you have
coming up? More reasons to love Kelly Clarkson? And oh
my gosh, justin Timberlake? Did that? I know that story? Really?
Do you believe it? Though? Yes? Thank you? All right,
we'll check that out and more all the way after this,
we're watching everything you text to send us a text?

(16:34):
He said while he was having sex with his wife,
the dog licked his no go hole, No text us
and messaging rates me apply. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Oh god, I don't
know what I think about that. We'll know what. But

(16:55):
on that note, as we are back giving your live
shows again for a week out, people are asking on
the line, are you live? Yes, we're live, We're alive.
So there's this theory after COVID or as COVID is
coming to an end or whatever it's doing, people are
going to be dressing up more, going out for dinners
and whatever. The Roaring twenties they're calling it, but they're

(17:17):
also calling it the whoring twenties. There is an article
in the New York Post. Did you guys see this? Yeah,
they have dubbed it a slutty summer, the whoring twenties.
Others have proclaimed we're in for a shot girl summer.
Oh god, thanks to you know, making the Stallions hot
girl summer. So, no matter what you call it, they're
saying that, Yeah, a lot of people are going to

(17:40):
be testing the waters this summer. They're ready, They're ready
for Betty, if you know what I'm saying. Wow, people
will be going out to restaurants and doing each other
in the restrooms, and I don't know. This is just,
you know, just a prediction of some I don't know
any thoughts. Do you think it's going this direction? Absolutely?

(18:01):
Oh yeah? May oh seriously think about history. You know,
the pandemic one hundred years ago, they called it the
Roaring twenties. I don't think they could call it the
Horring twenties because of all the you know, the things
that you couldn't say in the present. Not so I
think that's that's exactly what's going to happen. I was
reading another article on this. They say it's gonna be
sheer hedonism. Yeah, there's enough penicillin. Yeah, you think it's

(18:23):
gonna be Hey, show me your COVID card. Okay, now,
suck my face? Is that? Yeah? So you're thinking it's
gonna go from COVID vaccine needles to penicillin needles. That's
all I think it's going to happen. That's my prediction.
I hope we have enough. What do you think, Froggy? Oh,
I'm ready to go. I'm hoping that it may. You know,
I'm married, but still maybe it'll carry over to my wife.
Maybe you want to be a part of the orring twenties.

(18:45):
I'm ready to roll. Well, we don't want to horse
shame anyone, but uh Nate said he saw a tweet
that says vaxed, waxed and ready for action. Good. Okay,
you know what, even if you are married or in
a committed relationship, just knowing that everyone else is out
there getting all juiced up and like going at each other,

(19:08):
maybe he'll rub off on you stone else. Imagine all
our single friends who have not been able to actually
swipe and go out on date dates. Man, they have
some pent up energy. They are gonna unload. I have
no doubt. So there you go. The Worring twenties are
on the way, they predict. We'll keep an eye on
it for you. Okay, So we have producer Sam back

(19:29):
where they feel good? Is she working out high? Producer Sam?
I don't think I'm gonna make you guys feel better
than talking about the Worring twenties, but I kind of
sure you will. Sure. What do you have today? All right?
So Michelle Matheo sent me the story about two year
old Hagen. So he just got off a flight with
his parents and was looking for his buzz light, your toy,
which is his most treasured possession, and he even wrote

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his name on Buzz's foot, just like Andy didn't toy story.
But a last Buzz was nowhere to be found, and
Mom realized it must have been left on the flight,
So she told Hagen that Buzz was just on a
special mission and would be back soon. AKA she was
about to run to the store and just replace him
without him knowing. But he really was on a special
mission because airline employee Beth Buckman found Buzz on the flight,

(20:13):
saw Hagen's name was written on the boot and look
through the passenger list so that she could find Buzz's
rightful family. So while she waited to hear back where
to send him, another employee, Jason william Ham, got creative
and took Buzz on a photo shoot through the airplane.
So now when Hagen got his Buzz back and included
a bunch of photos, a bus light, your own, various

(20:34):
special missions, and a letter describing it. And I know
that doesn't sound like too much to us grown up people,
but to a two year old, I have a feeling
that that absolutely made his year. So thank you to
all airline employees who go above and beyond to just
help us out where we need and if you want
to see the photo shoot, it's adorable and it's up
at elvistrand dot com. Oh, and send me stories Sam

(20:56):
at elvistrand dot com. Subject line feel Goods, send me upshion,
feel goods send you what? All right? Where's you have
for dinner last night? Oh? It was a cous cous
and feta kind of night and I love feta. Oh
you're so Mediterranean or so little Eastern? Anyway, all right,
we'll see you a little bit. Thank you, Sam. Danielle,
you're ready to go? Oh? Yes, okay? So uh coming

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into the worrying twenties Nate's Nate's tweet that said vaxed,
waxed and ready for action. So what else said immune
and ready to spoon? Thank you for that? Thank you
for that text? Uh, Danielle, you ready to go? Yes?
All right? What do you have? All right? So DMX
may have a statue or a street named in his
honor in his home of Yonkers, New York. His fans

(21:38):
are saying that, you know, it's up to the parents. Obviously,
it's up to his family, um and um, They're gonna
make some decisions and figure out what they're gonna do. Um,
so that's cool. So I would would you like a
street named after you or a statue erected in your honor?
One day? No, I'll tell you why, because they're gonna
put a statue up erected in our honor, and then
they're gonna come find out that we did something awful.

(21:59):
Then they tear it down and you know, horrible. A
statue of someone the other day and it was the
most horrific. It didn't even look like them, but apparently
they approved it. I'm like, oh, why would you approve it?
It's so ugly. You gotta be careful, Yeah, you people statues? No, no, no, no.
Olivia Rodrigo, who sings driver's license, just got a parking ticket.

(22:26):
Wait wait, but they're not saying exactly what she was
ticketed for. It could be a lot of parking things,
but for being sad. She she did post it and
say that, you know, something funny about it because she
just all goes together. So Kelly Clarkson is just so
open and honest about everything. She was talking to country
singer Clink Black on her show and he was talking
about how you know sometimes when you're on stage and

(22:48):
you have to pee. You just got a pee, and
she took it one step further. There was one time
it wasn't pee, my friend. I got some kind of
wrecked up for some kind of food and I literally
when we're in an arena, and I shouldn't tell this story,
but like I said, my man, I don't want to
have a builder. I had to run backstage to my

(23:10):
quick change. I grabbed this poor trash can and boy,
I destroyed it. She's so great. Beyonce and Jay Z
celebrated their thirteenth wedding anniversary. They took to Vegas posted
a bunch of pictures hashtagged its Sin City. So everything,

(23:30):
I guess is okay there as of right now. So
that's good. Um, So you guys remember because everyone still
talks about it. Back in two thousand and four, the
Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction with Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake
where he ripped off her shirt and her boob was
there and it was a whole thing thing. Wow. According
to the stylist, Justin wanted to do this that originally

(23:53):
the whole thing that they planned was he was gonna
step on Janet's dress and she was gonna have this
pearl g string on and then a couple of days
before the super Bowl it got changed to the other
thing that we all saw, and they said that it
was because of the remember the kiss that happened with
Brittany and Madonna and Christina Aguilera on the VMA's while
he wanted to make something bigger than that. So that

(24:16):
is what the stylist is claiming. And I thought that
was really interesting if it's true, and I believe it. Okay,
the talk is back today, No Sharon Osbourne because of
all the racist controversy that's going on there. They're gonna
talk all about it. They're gonna talk about moving on.
You do have idol, you do have the voice. I'm
still loving over on Amazon Prime The Fall with Jillian

(24:37):
Anderson and Jamie Dornan. Also, Garrett told me on Netflix
there's something called One. It's a dating show where they
use your DNA to find you the one. The only
problem is some people who come onto the show are
already in relationships, but they're not in relationships with people
that they think is the one. So jeez, that's interesting.

(24:58):
So you may want to watch that from Netflix and
that's my Danielle and there you go. Hey, Nate, do
you have them? Is Christie on the phone? Yeah? Nine
twenty four is Christy. I love seeing these texts. Hello Christy,
welcome back after a year of not listening to us.
Oh yeah, there's a lot of this going on because
you know a lot of people who were out of routine,

(25:20):
who didn't have to wake up and who didn't have
to rely on us to wake them up. They didn't
need to listen. So you're back. So how is it
you're back listening to us again? Um, I'm returning to
school for the first time after being out for over
a year. Actually, wow, Wow, this routine is back. Are

(25:40):
you ready for it? Is this something you want in
your life? Yeah? I missed my kids. Um, just getting
back into the routine of of just somewhat being normal.
I don't want to cry, but you know, I just
I really miss my kids and I can't wait to
see them. Trying to not hug them is going to

(26:04):
be a challenge, but I'm I'm excited to get back. Wow.
I can hear it in your voice, and it's it's interesting, Christie.
I mean, we have people checking in with us every
single day. They're just now coming back after a year
of leaving us. Now I get it. You know, we're
here every morning like clockwork. You know, we're always here,
whether you're here or not. But you know, it's not

(26:26):
just us. It's this normalcy thing that you're you're going
to start creeping back toward, you know, and those kids,
you know what, they need you more than you need them.
I bet they need you to Christie. Yeah, it's it's
been hard to see them through you know, the computer
and asking every day when are we coming back? When
are we coming back? And we just say when it's

(26:48):
when it's safe, and you know, we just try to
keep it moving. Well. You know there's something you should
you can tell your friends, Christie. Maybe you have a
lot of friends who are not coming back yet and
who are not back in routine. We're also on demand online,
so if if someone was to listen to our show,
or if you want to hear part of our show
that you didn't hear during your morning drive or whatever,

(27:08):
you can hear us all day long. It's wherever you
get your podcasts. You do a search for Elvis during
the morning show, and we're there. We're there for you
every day, every hour of the day. But that's so
cool for you. I haven't listening so that. I haven't
listening to the fifteen minute you know podcasts on Instagram,
so I have been keeping up with that, but well,
but I feel so out of pod music. I haven't
heard it forever. Right now, I get it. So let's

(27:30):
let's discuss the fifteen minute morning show podcast show. It
truly is a totally different show than what we do here.
I mean, we get really brutally honest, and we we
let words fly that we're not allowed to use here,
which are a lot. Oh yeah, and so it's a
whole different ballgame. I'm glad you at least you got

(27:50):
to listen to us there, Christy. But congratulations to you
and everyone in the same in the same world who's
getting back to normal. It's good. It's good to hear that.
What do you think you? Thank you? My mom and
dad because I'm at their house, they've been hearing the
things that are going on, and my mom said, this
fifteen minute morning show thing you were talking about? What

(28:11):
is that? Where could I find that? I said, don't
you dare nothing you listened to the show? Do not
come find the fifteen minute morning show. Just let me live.
She's looking for it. Don't anyone tell her where it is.
Don't let her find it. Yeah, Frog, I'll tell you.
I got a call from my mom a couple of
weeks ago. She's like, can I stop by your house?
I just want to talk to you for a second.
And she came over. She's like, I don't know why

(28:31):
you have to say those things on that fifteen minute
morning If she loves you, this is how much. This
is how much your mother loves you. All right, Christie,
We're gonna let you go get back to your routine,
and thank you so much for coming back. We miss you, Okay,
thank you, thank you for all that you guys do
We really agree? Oh, thank you, thank you. Have a
great day. The kids miss you also. And here's to

(28:52):
all the people who have been with us for the
entire year who never ever turned us all, everyone who's
been out there doing the residential work and doing what
you've got to do, thank you so much for being
with us and staying with us through this crap. Uh yeah, Danielle,
what are you thinking? Um? I just want to go
back to my report for one second, because we were
talking about that show. One Garrett is now telling me
it's a scripted show about a DNA app so it's

(29:14):
not okay, Well that's a that's a totally different story.
Thanks for the okay, thanks for the update. Very good. Yes, scary,
get back to the fifteen minute morning show podcast for
a second. My mother said, we are a private family.
Why must you are your dirty laundry and to talk
about this And you're dropping nath and you're getting all

(29:35):
descriptive on that thing, and I can't stand watching you,
So I said, so, so turn it off, don't watch Look,
but yes, she watches it three times. All right, Well
I know, but look, that's her prerogative. If she doesn't
want you're talking about the family, she's a member of
the family too, Scary. I get to share what I
want to share. Line twenty three is Kelsey. Hello, Kelsey,
it's Monday. The bad news. The good news is we're

(29:57):
all alive. We've got lives to live. What's going on?
Are you feeling hi? I'm doing great? Um. So I
texted in that Nate suggestion of Bad Trip on Netflix.
Oh my god, it didn't It was so funny. It
is a great suggestion. Yeah, let me tell you a
Bad Trip. We watched that film thanks to Nate's suggestions,

(30:18):
just like you, Kelsey, and we were like, we laughed
so hard. Then we're like, we never ever want to
see that ever again. That's a good recommendation. I gotta
try it. Have you guys all seen Bad Trip? No? No,
we're just thinking a scene with the gorilla. Let's stop it,
just stop, just stop. Kelsey, what did you think of
the scene with the gorilla. I was not expecting that.

(30:40):
I just had no clue. It was one of those things.
It was so fabulous, it was awful, and it was
so awful. It was fabulous the whole movie. All right, Kelsey,
thanks for bringing that up. I totally forgot about it,
totally forgot problem. Have a great day you too, Kelsey
By Yeah, Bad Trip? I dare you? With that said,

(31:04):
I want to play. Let's play what do you want
to do? What do you have for us today? Gandhi?
All right, we are waiting to see if we have
Oscar nominated songs. We also have TV theme songs, we
have Disney sidekicks, and we have can you name the instrument?
Can you name the instrument that would be a bassoon
for twenty points. That would a skin flute for some Yes,

(31:29):
I put that in, Danielle, just for you. Thank you, Danielle.
Go ahead give us the sound of skin flute makes Okay,
think about that. We gotta take a break. We'll be
back after this. So amazing how you guys feel like
a family working with each other and love hate thing
going on, but it's more love than anything. In the
morning show, Hey, in the morning show. Yeah, just watching

(31:58):
the news this morning, that Virginia officer has been fired,
the one that pepper sprayed, the active duty army officer
in Virginia. Of course, this this happened back in December,
I believe. And uh, you watch the dialogue between that
officer and the active duty army officer and you're like,
what is going on? Right, Well, we know what's going on.

(32:20):
It continues to go on in some places, and then
you have other you have other cities with other stories
where you know the police are doing fantastic, fantastic job
at at policing and doing doing what is right and
what we need. So again, the news just continues. We're
just talking about this during the song a second ago,
about how what we do for a living. Look, we
come in here and we talk about you know, raunchy stuff,

(32:41):
and you know, Daniel's talking about playing the skin flute
and whatever, but you know, we are. We're constantly keeping
an eye on the news and on the mood of
the nation and this and that we have to And
after a while you're like, oh my god, you do
want to live in a bubble and just you wish
you could just turn it off and ignore it, but
we can't, you know, And a lot of people listening

(33:01):
to our show you don't have to watch the news,
but you feel like you should. You feel like you
should be keeping an eye on what's going on. And
these days have been frightening, for it really is. And
it's heavy because it's every day there's something going on, right. Um,
all right, So back to playing the skin flute. I'm
not going to give you the sound of it, yeah,

(33:25):
because we're talking about, you know, like instruments, the way
they sound. And when I was a kid, and I
think I told you guys this a couple of weeks ago,
when we're talking about doing this contest. When I was
a kid, I had this this record I used to
play all the time. It was an actual piece of vinyl,
and it was all the instruments in the orchestra, I
mean all the way from the kettle drums to the
piccolo and you know, everything. And I actually got pretty

(33:48):
good back in the day identifying instruments by their sound.
Of course, I'm sure all that's left me. But Eve
Eve as an orchestra teacher. She's been a teaching orchestra
for twenty years. She plays the violin, the viola viola sorry,
the cello, the piano. Hey, Eve, it's so great to
have someone talented on the show for once. Hey, how
you doing, Wow, good morning, Welcome. You're exciting. Well, we're

(34:13):
excited to have you here, Eve, So what got you? All? Instruments?
All interested in orchestral music and in instruments and that
kind of thing, just my elementary music class. I'm so
excited to be a part of the orchestra. And I
chose the violin because I thought that was the only

(34:35):
instrument that you can play and breathe at the same home.
I'm leader, I'm guess what that is? An instrument you're
allowed to breathe and lay at the same time. I
never thought of that. The string, the stringed um instruments.
You can breathe, you don't have to. It's great. I
was highly but it worked out very well through a pandemic. Well, yeah,

(34:56):
I bet very good. All right, So Eve Um, even
though you'll be you'll be hearing these instruments over the phone,
we'll do our best too. Ill. We'll play them loudly
and hopefully you'll you'll have enough clarity to figure out
what they are. Because with each instrument you get correct,
you win ten dollars, big money. Yeah. So what I'm
gonna have to, Danielle, what are we gonna call this contest?

(35:20):
Name that orchestra, Name that instruments? All right, name that instrument. Welcome,
here we go. You could win up to we have
fifteen of him. You can win up to one hundred
fifty dollars. That's pretty cool, all right, Here we go Eve. Okay, that,
by the way, is the xylophone. Here is I don't

(35:42):
have the instruments? Did you send them to me? Yes?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, Eve having a Brian
say instruments not, I think and both have it as well. Okay,
here we go. Here is Eve for you. Instrument number one? Wow?

(36:08):
What instrument? Is that. Uh, that's fuel, not the skin flute,
just the flute. All right, let's get involved with that flute.
All right. Here is instrument number two. Oh please, this

(36:29):
is child's play. All right? What was instrument number two?
That is actually a percussion instrument and it's a piano now,
isn't there isn't there an argument that is it is
also a string instrument? Or is it strictly a percussion instrument? Well?
I think it's folk. I mean the thing that makes

(36:49):
it a percussion news that there's timers getting strings. Yeah,
very good, all right either way, perfect, You know there's
always an argument. Okay, here is guess the instrument number three?

(37:10):
There you go, what is that? Oh that's exciting. That's
an electric guitar. Oh that was that was a trumpet.
Maybe there's something lost over the phone life. Maybe that
was definitely a that was a trumpet. But um, that's
weird that you heard a guitar. All right, let's try
this one. Here's something from the woodwind family. Guess this instrument.

(37:35):
Oh that's easy. What is that? Absolutely? There you go,
big money, you're up to thirty dollars. We're on our way,
big money, all right here is. Here is instrument number five?

(38:04):
All right? Pretty easy. I don't know many orchestras that
use one of those, but maybe they should. What is
that instrument? I would say trumpet, and I think it's
a guitar. I don't like. I like your guitar. Alright, perfect,
all right, let's go back to the orchestra chamber, shall we.
Here is instrument number number six? M hm? What's that? Oh?

(38:30):
Is that a steel tongue? No, that is a that's
the harp. It's a harp. I know, I know it is.
It's it's weird on the phone. Here. Let me give
you an easy one. What what instrument is this? Percussion? Instrument? Oh? No? Um?

(38:56):
You know what? This instrument is used a lot, but
I rarely hear it. You played like that because within
a fast tempo it is hard on them phone. We
need more of you? Got it? All right? Uh, let's go.
Let's keep it in the percussion family, shabby. What instrument
is this? Okay? What instrument is that? Uh? Belly would no,

(39:31):
that is actually a snare drum, But it sounded didn't
sound like a snare drum to me. With these me
and I thought they'll sound it exactly like, yeah, I
don't know. Maybe maybe it was especially muted snare drum.
All right, let's try this is easy. This is an
instrument number nine? Beautiful? What is that? Phone? Or ada?

(40:00):
There is a zoophone? Absolutely, here's a sexy instrument from
the brass family. I do? Is it brass or woodwind?
It could be woodwind? Never mind, it's a woodwind instrument,
goes all right? What instrument is that out in front there? Saxophone?

(40:23):
Absolutely a saxophone, or they call it the saxophone because
it's so dirty. All right, here's when we all learned
his kids from the woodwind family. Instrument is this? Okay? Instrument?

(40:50):
Is that from the Woodwind family? Record the recorder? Like
every parent hates that thing. I could play a mean
hot cruss buns. All right, here we go. Here is
another one in the woodwind family. Instrument is this? You

(41:14):
do have several instruments in there, but the one we're
talking about is the one doing the melody at the top.
What was that? The clarinet? Absolutely, the clarinet, Hey eve,
Let's take a trip over to the string department, shall we.
What instrument is this above the piano? What is that?

(41:38):
Violin violin. Absolutely, you're up to one hundred dollars already?
Did you know that? Yes? No, I don't sound floor.
This is great, you're doing really well. All right. What
instrument is this? What is that? Huh ah? See, this

(42:01):
is a talented one. It's either the tympany or the
bass drum. It is the tympany. You're absolutely correct. Now,
what's the difference between a timpany and a kettle drum?
Is it the same thing? I don't think there's a difference.
I think it could be the tuning. But you know,
I'm not going to keep out on you right now.
All right, you're you're way above our pay grade on
the on the orchestra instruments. All right, finally we give

(42:24):
you instrument number fifteen. What is this? Oh? Very simple?
What is that instrument? Huh oh? Can he oh h well,
it's uh played against again? All right, right there. I

(42:53):
didn't hear a drum in the background. That's not it. Okay,
what what was that that sounding instrument? Moroccer? No, it
was just it's a phone translation thing. It's it's the symbols.
I don't know. I know that sucks, but you know
what you did you just want one hundred and ten dollars.
You did really well. You got some instruments. A lot

(43:16):
of people aren't gonna get I don't know. You know what.
Next time, we're gonna have you come directly to the
studio to play it live and we'll use real people
playing real instruments. But one hundred and ten dollars, it's
all yours, Eve. Are you still a teaching orchestra? I
am in person and loving every second of it. Good
for you. They're lucky to have you, Eve. I love

(43:36):
your passion for music. You can definitely hear it. Thank
you for listening to us, and we're gonna send you
one hundred ten dollars. Thanks, you're a calling to hold
on one second. It is hard over the phone, I
guess instruments. There are so many instruments that sound like
other instruments, and it's hard to tell the difference on
a phone. What do you think, Nate, Yeah, No, for
anybody bitching on the text, if you're listening on a phone,

(43:57):
it's a hell of a lot harder. Yeah, because it's
just it doesn't sound like when you're listening to the radio,
so you're kids. Anyway, it was awesome meeting Eve and
that was great. All right, let's get into the three

(44:18):
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(45:00):
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(45:44):
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(46:06):
that he might spend three years in prison in Dubai
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Apparently after he smoked. He then hopped on a plane
when to Dubai and had an incident with pancreatitis. During
that incident, doctors found hashish in his urine and then
reported it to authorities because if it's in your p
apparently over there, it's considered to be possession. He was arrested,

(46:29):
he's being held in his cell. He now awaits his
fate in a hotel room. He says he brought no
drugs to Dubai and never took or bought drugs while
he was there. So this is an interesting case and
we'll see how that plays out. So if you have
marijuana in your urine, that's possession. Apparently in the UAE,
the United Arab Emirates. Yes, apparently it is. Okay, I know,

(46:51):
so he's going to see how that plays out. We'll see.
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All right, into the phone tap. I want to phone
tap my dad, says Gabriel. I'm away at college with
Dad's old card. I've been trying to sell it for

(49:25):
a while. I want to tell him that one of
my friends here on campus took it for a test
drive to buy and got into an accident. So now
Dad's old Jelope is really wrecked and we'll never be
able to sell it anyway. Dad likes to get a
little screwed up in the head when he gets excited.
When it comes to cars and money, Dad gets pissed easily.
This comes to us from Gabriel. All right, Gabriel. Gabriel's

(49:47):
gonna call his dad from school and tell him one
of his friends played by Scarry Jones borrowed the car
keys and got into an accident test driving his car.
Today's phone tap. Here we go, Oh Dad, Yeah, So
I was trying to show this guy the car, and
he came over and I told him, I said, listen,
I said, just take the keys, take it for a
test drive. He takes the car, drives in the parking

(50:08):
lot and smashed in the two cars. Well, oh man,
what a disaster. And he hit a Volkswagon and then
ally he just smashed in the heat, slam on the gas,
gaybrol It's not that important. I told it wasn't that important.
Sell just to give keys to somebody and then had
to keep smashing the cars. That's my dad. He's the
one who wants the car, all right, You tell him,

(50:28):
you tell him it's not my car. Listen to me.
Listen to me. Yeah, you can say it's not your
fault all you want. My son just drove it up
to college, has been driving it around. But as soon
as I put my foot on the gas, the gas
pedal stuck to the floor and I rammed into listened, listen, listen, listen,
the gas pedals never stuck. You don't understand that what happened? Well, no,
I can understand this. You're lying and and and and

(50:49):
then the car be checked out. Andy body a mechanic.
And when who can't see that the gas pedal didn't stick,
then you're gonna be liable because now you've committed a
crime by lying. You know what. My neck is starting
to hurt me, sir, Hey, listen to me. Yeah, you good.
Then when the cops come, tell the cops your neck hurts,
because they can check that out too. You're the one
that did it. You hit the car and we didn't
hit the cars. Oh my, my injuries are getting worse.

(51:11):
That's that's okay, that's okay. Then go to a hospital,
get checked out. I think there's an issue with my spleen.
You can tell him now see all this stuff. Look,
I got this thing I record, so when we play
it back to the cops and they hear your spleen
now hurt, they're gont know. You're lying. I think I
punctured my pancreas. That's fine. You can puncture anything you want.
You're just a lying kid, and so you know you'll

(51:31):
pay for it. My lungs are caving in, sir. That's fine. Dad.
Let's forget this all happened, okay, and then my pain
will go away. Gabriel, he said he'd go up and
get some money and just and just pay for some
of the damages and then come back and give me
the money. Gabriel, call the police right now. I'll give
you everything in my wallet right now, and then we
forget this sever half. Well, how much how much you have, Gabriel,
thirty five dollars, Gabriel, there's an ATM right over here.

(51:57):
How much you wanted to take out? Gabel? What nice boy?
Let's start you Okay, listen, I have thirty five dollars money.
You walk away from that. You're leaving the scene of
an accident. Walk away, I hope, because then I'll be,
You'll be, You'll be, there'll be a war off. You're
now my son is and you're trying to buy you

(52:18):
away this accident. I'll go to the ATM. I'll take
I don't know where you're going. We're not taking a
cent from you. You are leading the scene. If you
walk away, put them on the phone. No, this isn't right.
I'll just give you money and I'll leave. We don't
want money. I don't even have a license yet. I
don't care. Then you're just an illegal kids like that.
You're gonna be in jail. Seriously, you need money, right,

(52:41):
I'll give you cash. Game, bro, I sut got it.
You know me. I'm gonna kick your ass. I'll listen
to me. If you don't, and you I'm gonna be dad,
hold on, dad, hold on, week give me the phone back.
No one's calling, no cops. I'm just gonna give you
some cash and I'm gonna leave, okay, because this never happened. Hey, hey,
listen now, and that you're in a lot of trouble.
Now what what are you getting into a lot of

(53:03):
trouble right now? Because this is look, it's being recorded here.
You're you're you're foolish. My pain's getting worse again. You
can get you get in front of this. Oh, you
can run, you can do anything you want. I think
I slipped the disk. I don't care. Okay, here's your
son back here, Dad. I got him up at three
fifty bucks? Yeah, can you dat Dad? All right? All right,

(53:29):
I will, Dad, I will. You know. I don't want
to talk to this kid anymore. The damn cop happened
right now, Dad? All right, Well, and I don't want
to get you all a tizzy. I just really got
to let you know right now that you've been phone tapped. Dad. Okay,
you got me mister Watts putting me up to it.
He's been playing this for months. You didn't me. This

(53:50):
is Scary Jones from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.
You got phone tapped? I know he'll like listening to
these things. So now you're gonna be on one. Hey, Scary, Yeah,
I hope your spleen is okay. There you go, Thank you, Scary.
Another free money phone tap, thanks to our friends at VERRONI.
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(54:11):
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Thank you. Well, you stay right there, don't move. We're
sending a thousand dollars your way. Here comes a thousand
dollars you want it? Thank you. I'm very welcome. What

(54:34):
a nice way to start this this week. I mean,
Monday's usually suck, our least favorite day of the week,
and you want a thousand dollars to make it better. Kimberly,
What did I do with all that money? It's a
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great news for you. Thank you so much. It's good

(54:55):
to have you. Hold on one second, here comes Nate
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breakfast right now, Daniel, send me one. I have one
upstairs in the fridge that I'm waiting for lunch today.
Rip you off, all right, we'll do another Verroni one
thousand dollars free money. Phone tap tomorrow, Daniel, you're ready
to go? All right? What do you have this hours?
So some breaking news from the Sopranos world. Joseph Savo,

(55:40):
who is an actor from Broadway and he played Johnny
Soprano in The Sopranos. He passed away sixty four years old,
was battling cancer. So our business going out to his
friends and family. If you google him, you'll you'll see
his face and go, oh my gosh, of course I
know that guy. Jennifer Lopez posted a picture for herself
on the set of her new movie, and of course
people are like where's her engagement ring? Why isn't she

(56:01):
wearing it? What's going on with anyone? But in my head,
I thought, well, she's filming a movie, so maybe that's
the reason she doesn't have her engagement ring on. I
don't know, but okay, but a lot of people want
to know what's going on there. Vin Diesel's neighbors are
saying that his security team is way too aggressive. He's
in the Dominican Republic right now, in a gated community,
and he has these twelve security guards and apparently they're

(56:24):
blocking pedestrians. They're stopping traffic so that he and his
family can drive their bicycles down the street. And so
people are like sending out notes saying this is not cool.
Wait wait, wait for Vin Diesel. Yeah, his entire family
is apparently there right now. I don't know. He was
giving out Easter baskets in the community, so maybe security
was helping out with that because he was trying to

(56:45):
do some really nice things. So I don't know, but
I saw some of the letters that people in the
neighborhood were sending. People were not happy. The famous water
fountain from the original Friends set will be in the
Reunion special I actually visited that fountain once. One of
my friends worked. It's it's a Warner Brothers set. Like
a Warner Brothers why a lot of their offices are

(57:07):
it wasn't like the back lot area. And I remember
going to visit one of my girlfriends at the time
and she's like, you want to see the water fountain.
I was like, yeah, I do. I was so excited.
So it's pretty cool. The reunion has been filmed. It
took three days to film it. We don't know when
you're gonna get to see it yet, but within the
next couple of months it will be coming to HBO,
so we're excited about that. Justin Timberlake is going to

(57:28):
be on Apple TV. Plus he's got a series Who
going to play the Gong Show host Chuck Barris from
this book called Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Apparently in
the book he thought that he worked for the CIA
or something like that. He thought he was an evil
undercover spy. That's a great book that came out years ago.
This is now doing a movie about it? YEA, well, no,

(57:49):
this is a show. There actually was a movie about
it like years and years ago, so this is like
a new thing that they're coming out with. DMX may
have a statue or a street named in his honor
in his hometown of Young New York. His fans say,
it's a good idea, but it's going to be totally
up to his family. They're gonna obviously decide what they
want to do there. Um, let's see, this is still

(58:10):
my favorite story of the day about Justin Timberlake and
Janet Jackson. You guys remember that wardrobe malfunction back in
two thousand and four when he ripped off her top
and her booby popped out and everywhere. It's so insane.
I remember exactly where I was when it happened. Anyway,
there's a new report that Justin knew was going to happen,
that he wanted a top that Brittany Madonna Christina Aguilera

(58:31):
kiss from the MTV VMAs, and that originally they were
going to have him step on her dress and she
was going to be in a pearly thong, and then
a few days before the actual game, they said no, no, no,
we're gonna do this. So they claimed that Justin actually
knew about it. Who knows a lot of people knew
about it. Yeah, yah, yeah, Janet too, I would assume, right, Yeah,
I guess so. And remember he had apologized to her

(58:54):
apparently like they've been fine for years, Like he apologized
publicly lately, but they've been fine for years. That there's
a lot more to this than we don't know. It's like,
you know, it's crazy. The Talk is back today, no
Sharon Osborne because of all the racist controversy going on there,
they're going to talk about it today, obviously. Idols on
the Voice is on. I'm Loving the Fall with Jillian

(59:15):
Anderson and Jamie Dornan over on Amazon Prime. And that's it.
That's my Danielle Report. Thank you, daniel all right. On
the way, someone's having a birthday today. Who could it
be your uncle Johnny. We'll talk to him in a
few minutes and catch up and see how he's doing. Also,
I'm gonna go around the room. I'm gonna see what's
on your mind. We've got a lot going on. We'll
be back after this. We're watching everything you text. It's

(59:39):
fifty five. There's one here that says, when my boyfriend
makes me mad, I do mean things to him, like
putting hallapenos on the toilet seat. And having the dog
with his sandwiches. Oh my god, text USDA and message
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He just kind of isn't afraid to say what he thinks.
I think he's very entertaining. He is a great leader.

(01:00:22):
He's awesome, funny. He just makes my morning. All we
want to do is just go to brunch with him.
He's psychic. Du I want to see you naked, Patrick

(01:00:43):
Strain in the Morning Show. Here we go. We are
roaring into the horring nineties. According to this great article
of their horring twenties. Rather, there's article in the New
York Post. We're talking about this earlier, how everyone's been
just sowed and locked down and nailed to the floor.
Now they're all ready to get out and just do
it with a strangers in bathrooms. Take my advice, don't

(01:01:04):
sit on the sink in the bathroom at the restaurant.
We know what happened. Yes, a slutty summer is on
the way, according to many, So just hey, calm down,
cool your jets, take your time, and don't have sex
in public bathrooms that have weak sinks. No, it happened,

(01:01:25):
It's happy. Yeah, it happened to several of us. You're right, Danielle.
I don't know what several of us you are asking
when I'm going to be in that special Law and
Order Yeah, SUV or SVU episode that will be out Thursday,
April twenty ninth. Make sure you want. My mom has
asked me twenty times when your episode is coming up

(01:01:47):
because she loves SVU, so she's got it all. DVRD
already ready to go. It's two weeks from this Thursday.
Two weeks from Thursday. Can't wait. I'm so excited to
make my Law Order debut. Uh what, Nate, You need
to save somebody from like a bus or a train,
Because that's how it works, right, You like either an

(01:02:09):
album coming out or a movie coming out, and then
you get into press for some other reason. They're like right,
he plays the body on So push Push, Alex in
front of a car and then lest get it. Okay, yeah,
we need we need to We need super viewership that night.
I want everyone to watch it live. Don't DVR. I
want you to watch it live. I need to get

(01:02:29):
I need for them to understand that having having a
radio host on as a dead body on your show
brings big rating. Now, if this is super successful, will
you be able to play another dead body on another
episode or is it like one and done because you're
already dead. That's a very good question. Well, I'll be
known as the as the dead body guy. You know,
I don't know. That's pretty cool. Tell you what it

(01:02:51):
seems like. I thought going in it would be an
easy job. It was. It was very taxing. It was difficult.
I was very There was more work than I've ever
done playing dead. Okay, I feel like it'd be so
difficult not to laugh at things that we're going on
as you're supposed to be dead. Yeah, I know. When
Alex first saw the pictures of me dead on the slab,

(01:03:11):
it freaked him out. I think I told you guys
about that. Yeah, yeah, I could see that. I said,
just get ready, this is what you're gonna see. Don't
you ever stop it. Don't you ever lay in your
bed like you're going to sleep and you put your
hands a certain way and you go, oh, I'm gonna
move them because I think that I'm in my coffin.
We've talked about this. Yeah, I never ever want to
be like on my back with my hands crossed over

(01:03:31):
my chest when they find me. Yeah. Look he's already coffin. Ready, right, No,
we don't have to move anything. That's sleep. Yeah, he's
like a vampire. And by the way, for the record,
I don't want to be in a coffin. Please just
burn me up. I don't I don't want to even
look at me. Same. I don't want to be at
the Haunted Mansion in Disney World. Yes you do the

(01:03:54):
dining room scene. Yes, it's played out over the table. Hey,
you know who's having a birthday to day. Let's go
talk to Uncle Johnny. You got him, Uncle Johnny? How long, lady?
How are you doing? Uncle john has a sign for

(01:04:15):
Johnny and gay and wearing a two pay Good morning,
Uncle Johnny. I finally hit my seventy nine kid. Now
I'm working into the eightieth. It's gonna be I got
it I got a new face maker or what is it?
A face maker? Kerway, I got a facemaker makes me
feel fabulous. I'm breathing. I could do everything fabulous now.

(01:04:39):
So I'm I'm feeling great. I'm just I'm doing good,
well good, seventy nine years old. You know, we're throwing
a big party for Uncle Johnny at Cherry's on Fire
Island at the end of July, right, Yes, I want
to thank everybody for sixty years, like it's been fifty
eight years consecutively working out there, and all the people
that I've met over the years who have gone now

(01:05:01):
and I've met new people and going on and on
and having the opportunity to be able to be on
a place with sixty minutes out of the city, which
is so beautiful. I am so happy, And I just
wanted to thank everybody for a wonderful wife I've had.
That's not over yet, Uncle Johnny. So wait, what date
is that? It's July something. I'm trying to find from

(01:05:24):
three to five in the afternoon so you could come
for the day. Wait, and the resavations are going crazy. July.
What July thirty? First, it's a Saturday, Cherish that. Now,
are we having phone problems? It's just pacemaker mentioning. Johnny's
phone seems to be cutting out. Yeah, there's a problem

(01:05:45):
with your phone. You know, you're not supposed to use
your phone on the same side as your pacemaker because
it No, it's true, is he really? Yeah? Well I do.
I had it on. I have it on. I have
you one speaker, So that's why it's raped by my pacemaker.
All right. Yeah, and you're just to be near microwave ovens,
is that true? Waves? Yeah? Yeah, Well I don't have

(01:06:05):
my microwave ovens across across the street from me. Yeah.
You know what's so crazy. I was using a little
wand on my skin yesterday. It's got those little electoral
waves or whatever. And it's said in the instructions, if
you have a pacemaker, don't use Yeah. So interesting. No,
But I'm doing fine. I feel great. I went out

(01:06:25):
the other day. I went down to the village to
see all these people to get all these new places
out on the street. Now they're keeping them up permanently.
It's like to Europe, it's a little villages and we'll
do all this. It's it's absolutely beautiful. Well, the world
is opening up for you, Uncle Johnny. And happy birthday today.
Are we still on? I'm taking it up for dinner

(01:06:47):
this week, right, yes, Thursday, Yeah, Barbara, that's Alex's mom's birthday. Absolutely,
so we'll go celebrate together. We love you, Uncle Johnny.
I hope you have a beautiful birthday today. Okay, love
you guys. Good far with seeing you and making a cocktail. Okay, well, okay,
we'll be there. Thank you, WECo Johnny. We'll talk to
you later, okay, all right, love you all. Bye bye bye.

(01:07:12):
Uncle Johnny the face maker, he says, they gave me
a face maker. I look at old pictures of Uncle
Johnny behind the bar, shirtless and like a little like
tiny thong, making drinks for everybody. I just have to
wonder where their health code violations back then. I'm looking
at I'm seeing him like with the shaker in his hand.
I'm like with his chest hair hanging out. I'm like,

(01:07:34):
I love the fact they get away with all that. Well,
you know you're look thinking about pictures of him back
in the nineteen seventies. No, no, no, things were a
little looser still is. He's absolutely all right, let's go
around the room. I'm gonna see what's on your mind today.
Surely something's on your mind. We've been bottling it up
for a week. Now we're back from vacation. We'll start

(01:07:54):
with you, Froggy. What's going on? Well, you guys know,
so I told you that I had been so nervous
about getting six surgery. Last Friday, I went to the
amazing people here in Jacksonville, the Atlantic Eye Institute, and
I had LAY six surgery on my left eye. And
I cannot believe how easy, how fast, and how amazing
the results are. I can see everything now. This is

(01:08:16):
so amazing. I wish I would have done this a
long time ago. Exactly what you told me, Elvis. You're like,
it's the best decision you've ever made. Yeah, now you
see things you don't want to see. I don't need
glasses and contacts and all that stuff. It really is great.
If you are on the fence about doing it, it
is fabulous. It's easy and it is the results are unbelievable.
There you go. I'm glad you got it done. Frog.

(01:08:37):
It'll change your lines so happy. Hey, Gandhi, what are
you thinking about today? Well? I have an eye story
as well, I think I lived through one of my
worst nightmares. Yesterday. I was taking a walk with my
mom and it was one of those you know, like
sometimes you walk through a little swarm of bees or
what it up? Bees like a little nats flying around. Yea,
I walked through. One of them got in my eye,
so I was like, oh, tried to get it out.

(01:08:58):
It got down ner my eyelid, and I could feel
it moving from side to side. I could feel a
bug walking on my eyeball. I tried to be cool,
and then all of a sudden, I just screamed, Mom,
get it out, get it out. She was like, what
is it? I opened my eyes, she pulled it out
all it was so gross. It was so it was nasty,
But I'm alive. What did we learn from this? From

(01:09:19):
this situation that my eyes have too much surface area
and things just happen that are terrible. You got big eyes,
They're big bug right in there. Hey, producer, Sam, what's
going on with you today? So right before we went
on vacation, we were talking about how my mom and
William's mom were going to meet for the first time.

(01:09:40):
Right elvis. It went well, it went too well, and
I don't want it to get better because my mom
is a very particular food person, so of course she
started to complain about something at brunch, and whereas the
rest of my family we all know to snap into
action to bring the energy back. Can kind of like,

(01:10:00):
you know, pacify her and let her on her island. Nope,
William's mom was right there with They're saying, oh my god,
you're right, it's basically Robert, you should send it back.
It went too well. They were too similar, and I
was mortified. Looked at William. I'm like, there can't be
too Yeah, there can't be too So that's where we're
at right now. We have to do some damage control
in the future. But it went really well. I tell

(01:10:22):
you what. You know. You posted several things over a vacation, Sam,
one of your new hair, which was fabulous, and there
was a photo of you and will I thought, you
guys look so cute together. He's got more hair than
you look he does. He's really rocking that long hair. Nate,
you've got some competition. I don't know about that. Scary
what's going on with you? So I went to the

(01:10:43):
Bahamas for vacation and on my flight back yesterday, I'm
sitting down and then there's a person sitting in front
of me, and then somebody passes by the person in
front of me and says, have a safe flight, and
they go back to their seat. And it started me thinking,
because I had a lot of time in my own head. Yeah,
I'm like, wait a second, is there any other option
than to have a safe flight? And by the way,

(01:11:03):
you're on the same flight as as a person in
front of you, and we're all here together. I mean,
why do people even say, okay, they have a safe flight?
Thing is a throwaway line? I mean it really is.
I mean, how you really have no choice? I mean
it's really up to the pilot and whoever is working
on the engines of the plane that will determine whether
you're gonna have a safe flight or not. Exactly. This

(01:11:24):
is my favorite thing. When I used to fly down
the sea Froggy, he'd get on the phone, Hey, did
you have a nice safe flying? Well, yeah, I'm on
the phone with your right But that was one time
you didn't. When those birds flew into the echine you
had to go back to the airport. So that's a
valid question. Okay, Yes, to have a safe flight. Okay, thanks, Uh,
what's up, Danielle? So mine is about flying too. So

(01:11:46):
I flew for the first time in a long time,
and I am very impressed with all the safety protocols,
and I realize what wearing a mask can do for me.
That is so fantastic, scary. Can no longer take pictures
of me sleeping with my mouth open? We all did.
We always loved to take pictures of Danielle while she
was asleep on plane. I was like, oh my gosh,

(01:12:07):
my mouth can be opened the whole time and nobody
knows because I have this mask gone. It was fantastic.
And I said, from now on, even if there are
no masks in the future, I'm wearing one just so
and you guys can't take some fascape the embarrassment excited,
very very very good discovery for you. Hey, straight Nate,
what's up with you? Okay, I'm sure we've all been

(01:12:27):
sleeping and woken up with one of our arms asleep, right, yeah,
but have you ever woken up with both of your
arms asleep and can't turn off your alarm? I see that.
I was swinging around like sausages on Heather's like why
don't you turn up your alarm? I can't arms asleep.

(01:12:48):
And then you get this little frickly like this, you're
just swinging your arms around. You're a straight jack. Yeah, man,
well yeah, this is why you should always be on video.
I wanted I want to see you like like hey.

(01:13:09):
So after a week out, I came home. I actually
a lot of a lot of people know this. I've
been gone for like two and a half weeks, and
even you know, before vacation, I was working whatever, it
doesn't matter. So I got home to the house for
the first time in two and a half weeks, and
there've been people in and out of the house doing
things here and there. But I just felt like someone
had slept in my bed. It was it was different,

(01:13:30):
It was weird. There was there was something going on,
like like someone stayed in my house while I was away.
I don't know. It was just like a creepy feeling
and I just felt so so I did that thing.
Do you ever do this thing when you come home
and you check every single square inch of your house? Ye, Like,
I opened every closet, I looked at everything, just looking

(01:13:53):
for proof someone's been living in my house in the
first person I thought of straight Nate. I wasn't in
that house, was I? I don't know. I mean, listen,
you did have I left your house in very nice order.
We cleaned, we did we watched the sheets, we made
the bed, we left your nice little gift. We did dishes,
we did everything. You should walk in there thinking wow,

(01:14:15):
he should stay more often. Well, I'll be there. I'll
be there Thursday. I can't wait to see what gift
he left too. I hope it's not booze. I have
enough booze. It's on the curtains. Oh god, oh skaking
of And I'm not going to elaborate on what you
just said, but I do have a friend who a
very dear old friend who I trust with my life.

(01:14:37):
They've been watching our fifteen minute morning show podcasts, and
he said to me, as just my opinion, I feel
like you guys should tame them down a little bit
because that is going to live forever. So I don't know,
if you've checked out our fifteen minute morning show podcast
you can listen to it, or you can actually watch it.
I suggest you watch it. I know we probably don't

(01:14:59):
get as much credit for that way. I don't. I
don't know how it works, but uh yeah, check it out.
We're gonna do another fresh one today, and something tells
me we're ready to go. I had a whole week
pent up frustration. Yeah, God, has anyone? Is anyone planning
on eating a grilled cheese sandwich today? It wasn't national girl,
it's National grilled cheese sandwich Day, So we'll let you

(01:15:22):
know that. Can I get tomato and bacon? You can
do whatever you wants. Gary. Any other observations from our
vacation while out is did you come back feeling a
little differently than you left? And how so anyone a
little bit? I laughed a lot about people being unhinged
on Instagram. I feel like anything anybody posted someone wanted

(01:15:44):
to yell about it, even if it was the happiest
thing ever. Yeah yeah, uh yeah, Nate feeling. I realized
that after a year of not really taking a vacation,
and I know most people probably haven't taken a real,
true vacation, we need vacation. Seriously, sitting in that beach
and just looking at the ocean, I just was like,

(01:16:04):
oh my god, I can't believe I haven't done this
in over a year. It felt like a dream that
first day seeing the water, because you forget that stuff
like that actually exists. Oh yeah, you live, you live
on the water. New York City is right on the waters,
hang out on the Hudson River. No, you know, obviously

(01:16:26):
people were getting vaccinated over there, because I see syringes
floating by a time and speaking of it. I don't
know about you, but you know there's there are people
out there vacs shaming each other for those who have
been fortunate enough to receive the vaccine. Yeah, you know,
there's always the Fiser, there's always the Moderna, There's always
the Johnson and Johnson. I'm now going to shame you all.

(01:16:50):
I'm going to get my Kirkland brand. I'm running in
for my Kirkland brand. You. Kirkland's gonna have a brand eventually,
they will. It'll come with a four pack of T shirts.
They will. I can't wait. Don't you think if eventually
it's going to be that there's one and that everyone
just gets the one? They will? I don't unders know

(01:17:11):
why they couldn't have done that in the beginning, Why
they one company could have just gotten together with all
these other companies and they could have all helped each
other out and then split the profits. It's could have
been nice. I don't know if if Kirkland comes out,
it'll be like like a gallon jug. Yeah, I don't know.
You know what, I think it's a money thing and plus,
you know what, I think it's good that a lot
of different companies worked to try to figure this out.

(01:17:33):
You know, I don't know who knows what the real
deal is with that, said Vivian a line twenty four uh,
talking about flying going on vacation. A lot of articles
out recently about safety and flying, whether it's from COVID
or from you know, the airplane being in good condition, whatever,
because people are now starting to get out and travel more. Hi, Vivian,

(01:17:55):
welcome to the show. Thank you. I love you too.
So you used to work for an ARROWNE know what
is your thought about what we're talking about? Well, I
think like when you you know, you tell people have
a safe flight, they start thinking, well, what if something
goes wrong or if it's really not safe, and you know,
they start freaking out. So the airline I used to
work for, they're like, we're not going to do that. So, um,

(01:18:17):
you know, we want you guys to say, have a
great flight, or have a good day or something more
like positive sounding, so they have like an easy mind. Yeah, yeah,
you don't want anyone thinking thoughts, you know. But naturally, Vivian,
there are people who are definitely afraid of flying and
they get on board, and I'm sure you saw it.
You could see the people who were very nervous, right,

(01:18:38):
and oh yeah, definitely they will going to the bar
and have too many drinks. I did that just because
I drink a lot. But you know, every time I
used to fly a lot, every time I would get
on that plane, my mind would flash into okay, what
if this is the one? And then I stop and
think of the hundreds of thousands of flights that take

(01:18:58):
off and land safely every single day, And I'm like,
I'm fine, we're good, right. I look around at everybody
else on the plane. I go, we can't all be
ready to go today, Like that guy there looks like
he's got an important business to happen. We're not all
we're not all going today. So, Vivian, what made you
leave the airline business? Um? Well, at that time, the
airline didn't have too many flights, but it was like

(01:19:19):
a split shift, so it was like three to seven
in the morning, go home and come back and then
do two to six. So like the schedule was just
really hiring. Yeah, it's all changed, you know. The world
has changed in so many ways. I know that we
were hanging out looking for our old favorite restaurants in
the town we were visiting, and they weren't there anymore,
but new ones were there, you know, and doing their thing.
And so the world is changing. But we're gonna we're

(01:19:40):
gonna get back soon. And thanks for listening to us, Vivian.
We do appreciate it very much. All right, have a
great guy, have a great day. Guys. I love you,
We love you too, Thank you so much. I flew
two different airlines going to Florida, like one going and
one coming home. And I flew Jet Blue and I
got to say, the plane we were on, they had
these new seats. It was the nicest plane. The seats

(01:20:01):
were gorgeous. They were so good with the safety and
you know, and now they come around with a bag
in the in the beginning they're like, please put your
wet wipes in this bag. Don't put it in the
seat pocket because they know, everyone's wiping down their seats,
so I'd actually come around and collect the wet whites.
But the plane itself was so nice. Jet Blues awesome. Yeah, seriously,

(01:20:22):
without give me the name of what was wrong with
the other airlines. Um, it wasn't as nice. It was okay,
but I didn't feel like they put in the safety
as much safety precautions as Jet I don't know. I
just felt like Jet Blue had their ish together. I
really did. New seats equals fresh flights. Really, this is nice.
I mean, those seats have been collecting farts for so

(01:20:44):
many years. Replace them. Yeah you know, yeah, so a
lot of people haven't. I have been flown in over
a year. So for the people that always get stuck
in that last row, row thirty seven, the bathroom sat,
guess what, After they board first class, they go right
to boarding to the back of the plane, So those
last rows get to board the plane first and get

(01:21:06):
all the overhead compartment space. But that's the way they
should have always done it, because if you think about it,
you know, it makes more sense if you do them
to of the plane. Everybody's fighting to get around each other,
it's crazy. So for everyone listening right now, you're going Wow,
the sim sounds like such a foreign land, getting on
a plane and flying somewhere. You've been dealing with so
much this past year and beyond, and the thought of

(01:21:29):
actually having time or money to get on a plane
right now is like what. It's gonna be good. But
you gotta find ways. You gotta find ways to get
out of town for a second. If it's not on
a plane, it's just in a car, just to go away,
get out of your space. Because we are so accustomed
to being confined in these spaces because of health reasons,
because we don't want to catch anything. Well, now now

(01:21:52):
you can get out. You can still do it safely
in many many ways. Go do it. You owe it
to yourself because you've got a life to live. So
there you have it. I'll just get into the three
things we need to know from Gandhi, Oh, gandhi Hello,
Going on all right. A new study suggests that people
who get the Maderna COVID vaccine are more likely to
experience side effects than those who get the fiser shots.

(01:22:12):
Data from the CDC says that the reactions were pretty
benign and included injection site paying fatigue, itching, and headaches.
After the first shot, seventy four percent of survey respondents
said that they experienced side effects with Maderna versus sixty
five percent who experienced side effects with the fiser shot.
And In related news, families who have lost loved ones
to the coronavirus can start applying today to get money

(01:22:33):
for funeral costs. THEEMA says that although it can't change
what happened, it can help to pay for expenses that
were not anticipated. The COVID death toll now tops five
hundred and sixty thousand. The Minnesota National Guard is being
called in amid protests over police shooting. A twenty year
old black man was killed yesterday after he got back
into his car during a traffic stop. Hundreds gathered near

(01:22:55):
the scene and then marched to the police station, clashing
with officers overnight and looting at least twenty businesses. Officers
fired tear gas and flash bangs to clear the crowds.
Schools will switch to online learning today out of caution.
And finally, watch out because apparently there's a high profile
escaping on the loose and Wichita apparently, a beloved tortoise
is on the lamb. They say that this thing is

(01:23:16):
running free. Not sure how fast it can move, but
they're calling this thing an escape artist. The family who
lost the tortoise describes it as eighteen inches long, fourteen
inches wide, pretty tall, and weighing about seventy pounds. So
they're saying, if anybody finds this tortoise, make sure that
you lift with your back, with your legs and not
your back, because the tortoise can hurt you. I'm just

(01:23:37):
picturing a tortoise running off down the street and not
getting very far. But I've seen some move pretty quickly,
and those are your three things. I've never seen a
tortoise run before, seen a turtle run, not a tortoise,
So yeah, you're probably only you've seen a running turtle.
Oh my god, it hauled. I'll send you guys a
video this thing. Turtles can move when they want to.
They really can run. They don't do it often, but
this one took off. I'll oh my god. Turtles are

(01:23:59):
like the scaries of the animal word. Hey, what's that
supposed to me? Exactly what it was? All? Take it
a break, we'll be back after this. What's going on?
This is drake, This is Sam Smith, and you were
listening to Elvis Durand and the Morning Show. Hey it's
Elvis Durand. Yeah, it's been a tough year for mental health.
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(01:24:22):
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Yes it is. How are you? I can't believe that. Well,
we welcome you to the show show. Howbout this text
that just came through. Good morning. Congratulations to myself because

(01:24:45):
over your vacation, I finally finished all the episodes from
the on demand channel and your fifteen minute morning show
podcasts from the year twenty seventeen to the year twenty
twenty one. Who wow, So we're talking about four years, right,
four years. I don't know what I'm gonna listen to next,
So I'm gonna start Elvis's book next. You should get
them on the phone. I want to hear what they heard.

(01:25:08):
I'm kind of wondering what did we do all those years?
So that person must have contributed to the very high
ranking position for the Elvis Duran on The Man Morning Show.
You know, I Heart Radio comes out with the top
one hundred podcasts of the week every Monday morning, and
today we are number eleven. Great, so listen to us
on demand. Can you get them on the phone. I'd
love to hear what they thought about the show and
how it's changed. It's changed listening four years. I mean

(01:25:31):
we're here every day. We don't hear the change. You
know what I'm saying. We're straight and eight. I'm looking
for him myself. Well, he's the only one who knows
how to call call a phone. Oh maybe he had
to do a three four two four three two four
two whatever that is? Is he taking a pooh? He
had to take a whiz kaliphon. Yeah, he's in the bathroom,
Scottie King, call for us. Hey, oh he's here, he's here.
Call the text. Oh my god. This is what we

(01:25:53):
go through. By the way, people wondering like, where're you
gonna be in the studio together. I don't know, it
doesn't seem like studio works all that well why I
don't know if you guys saw it, But when we
were trying to figure out where Nate was, Scottie was
doing like a charades game of him peeing. Did anyone
else see that? Did you do that? We're suching Scotty
on the zoom, So he's doing he's like a guy
peeing against the urinal yea, what the hell are you doing?

(01:26:15):
You could have just said he's in the bathroom. My
mic wasn't on. My mic wasn't on, so I had
to do that. That was the shake. That was the
I'm done shake. All right, Okay, there's that. So yeah.
And this person also says they're gonna start my book. Well,
good for you. I can't believe this book. People still

(01:26:35):
read that thing. Anyway. When you write the next one,
I'm sort of already writing it, sort of. I don't know.
It could be years. I have many things on my mind.
Things have changed, things have changed. I don't know. I think, Okay,
I'm gonna be very very frank with you. I've never
been frank. I hear he's a great guy. But now
I'm um, there are things I want to talk about

(01:26:57):
in this new book. Once I've talked about them, I
don't think I want to be on the radio anymore. Oh,
I think you should wait years, you know, I don't
know it's stuff. I don't. It's like there's some stuff,
there's some serious stuff, and I don't it's once it
comes out, I don't want it to turn I don't.
I don't know. I don't know. This is better off
in like twenty thirty twenty thirty five, as long as

(01:27:19):
it's good for you. Isn't that funny that Gandhi is
the only one on the show that's encouraging me to
do that. She didn't say now, she just said, yeah,
at some point, that's a great idea. Yeah, if you know,
all in for people living out their dreams. If that's
what he wants to do, he should totally do it.
I'm down to read the names you name. Let's get
this done. Well, really, it's not well, there's some names
to be named. But there's things that I've been going

(01:27:41):
through in life that I have no one knows about.
So I don't know. I don't know if it's time
to talk about it yet. Manny is online twenty four.
Manny's listened to all of our shows on demand, He's
listened to our morning show podcast, and now he's gonna
start the book on audible, right, Manny, Yep, Wow, you're
totally engolf, You're totally engulfed in this crazy show. You're
scarry me. Yeah, I don't know. So listening all those

(01:28:06):
years on demand? I mean, how long did it take
to listen to four years of our show? I started
in July last year for a little um every day.
Then I started a new job in October, so I
have now around eleven and a half hours that I
listened every day. Wow, so so many you have a

(01:28:28):
different perspective of our show than we have because we're
here every day. So did you notice any major changes
other than personnel, any major changes in the way our
show sounded from twenty seventeen to twenty twenty one, UM,
twenty seventeen until starting A twenty twenty it just got
better and better like that, and then and then it started. Yeah,

(01:28:52):
after COVID it started getting only the audio started getting worse,
but the it only gets funnier and funnier. Yeah, yeah,
we have the technical problem. We still have them to
this day. Well, look, Manny, knowing that you're you're here
listening to us, are still live and on demand, I
appreciate it very very much. Thank you so much. You're welcome,

(01:29:16):
you too, take it easy. So listen on demand, just
like Manny, just anywhere you get your podcast. It's Elvis
Duran Morning Show on demand. Uh, give it a listen.
I like that. Can you imagine listening to our show
eleven hours a day? No, poor guy, but I love
him for it. Yeah, exactly. Wow, there you go. I'll
just get into sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett, Good morning.

(01:29:38):
Garrett took his family out to beautiful Lancaster, Pennsylvania and
spent a few days on a farm. A few days,
not hours. How is that? It was interesting at first,
you know, being a city kid, You're like, oh, why
do I want to be on a farm. It was awesome,
Like I'm considering myself a country boy. Now, yes, you know,
picked eggs from the chicken coop every morning before we breakfast,

(01:30:00):
and then they made you know, scrambled eggs and keeches
and all this stuff with eggs, and then you know,
went out for hay rides and then got to watch
cows getting milked. The same milk that they used that
they sell off to Hershey to make chocolate. So that
was very cool to see where my chocolate comes from.
But yeah, watching cows in the back of a pickup.
There was something about it, the stars, the air, the

(01:30:22):
smell of cows. I don't know. I still have that
in my nose but still a lot of the smell
of livestock isn't always the best. But you know, if
you grow up, if you grow up with it, when
you smell it, it takes you back. Oh, the smell
of cow yarin. Yeah, and being chased by goats of
that was awesome, excellent. Well you survived and here you are,
here you are. What sound do you have today? All right,

(01:30:43):
let's start with Jamie Fox. He's a great storyteller just
in general, especially when he's on TV show. So he
was on a show on E He was talking about
how he enlisted Snoop Dogg to scare one of his
daughter's potential boyfriends. First of all, I'm a private eye.
So by the time she got the first and there,
I had already knew everything about him. You know, they'll

(01:31:03):
come and take a moment where this is so surreal.
Snoop was actually at my house. So she brings the guy.
Got to the cream. I said, Yo, Snoop, therey is
right there, shake him up. Snoop walks up to it. Hey,
what's our nephew, you understand what's going on? Right man? Now,
all these dudes around, but the dude was solid. He
was like, I see what's going on. I'm chill. I
was like, Okay, that's good, a great good grade on that.

(01:31:24):
They have to know that there's something's going wrong, then hey,
something might come to you there you go. Imagine going
on a date and then being threatened by Snoop Dogg. Yeah,
I think I would like that. All right. So a
guy online found a super cut of all these tech
startups talking about their company and using the same buzzwords

(01:31:45):
when describing their specific company. Oh my god. So if
this is from the people who are doing tech startups,
you know it's gonna be all those same buzzwords. Yes, eat, okay,
you know, let's listen to this change and innovation and
innovation happening in innovation lab being disruptive. It didn't disrupted,
very very just about this, I think, what's so disruptive.
We work in an open pit, which allows for a
lot of collaboration, open office space, very open. Yeah, it's

(01:32:07):
very open. Foster collaboration point is one of the funnest
parts of my day. Tetris spine craft. We also have
a full bar. We serve beer on tap. We also
have coffee. The coffee situation is premium coffee, helping people
come together, create together. Oh god, do you remember when
we used to have that up on our twenty first floor. Yeah,

(01:32:29):
we our digital department, which has since moved to Nashville,
used to be open the twenty first floor and they
were paying ponging and doing coffee breaks and had espresso
makers and people, and they had lunch, catered lunches. They
had everything up there. And they always used the word disruptor. Collaboration. Yeah, collaboration.

(01:32:51):
We're all open space so we can collaborate. And now
they're building offices the build they were going back to cubicles.
They're hiding them from each other now, well, different reasons.
All right, let's talk about some new music that dropped
over the weekend. Rag and bone Man and Pink. This
has been talked about for a couple of weeks now.
This is called Anywhere Away from Here, a little slow
but still powerful. Don't know a few notes sometimes I

(01:33:22):
dy somewhere Anywhere any Wow, they're great together. Yeah, all right,
let's talk about don't You a Cat? And Scissa. This
is kiss me More, don't you? Cat? Still doing really

(01:33:57):
well and we love Sissa. That's Excellentler Swift released all
the songs from her vault on Friday, and this one
is called mister Perfectly Fine, and allegedly fans think it's
it is about Joe Jonas to always the right, right, baby,

(01:34:25):
to everything your good, mister perfectly Fine. Wow, So we
really think that's about Joe Jonas. Yes, and all the
fans online think so too, And even Sophie Turner, his wife,

(01:34:47):
listened to it and said, this is not not a
bob there you go. So she's like, okay, not bad,
my husband. But it's not bad. She well, she's interesting.
She probably heard it before they even met, so she
gets to re listen to it and think about like,
oh whoa, this is interesting. Now let's go. We lost
DMX on Friday and a lot of people have been
paying tribute to it, finding a lot of interesting clips

(01:35:07):
of him doing interviews and performances. This is from nineteen
ninety nine at Woodstock. Listen to the command DMX has
on stage. Oh oh oh, that would have been a

(01:35:38):
wild day. You know what, not only are you hearing
the power of DMX there, but you're hearing the power
of a huge show, all the voices as one. God,
what an unusual thing to hear these days. Right exactly
it is last Monday night. I actually obviously a much

(01:35:59):
smaller the crowd with like five or seven thousand people,
but Vanilla Ice was having people sing Ice Ice Baby,
And to hear a crowd sing a full song, it
was just the most unbelievable. Gave me chills again to
watch four and right, where did that come from? Haven't
heard that a lot of music? Even though it is
Ice Ice Baby? It is music is healing, man, it

(01:36:21):
is live. Music is healing. I know, God, I miss it.
I miss it too. Excellent. You're a great American, Garrett.
Thank you so much for thanks for sharing your Lancaster,
Pennsylvania story. We're all going out there this weekend. Hey, Danielle,
what do you have coming up next? Kelly Clarkson is
my hero because she's just so open and honest. Love
that woman. There you go. We're being back after this.

(01:36:44):
There's one here that says I have sex with my
girlfriend's mom more than my girlfriend whoa a text strand
in the morning show. You're a good guy Durand in
the morning show, I'm a good guy. Is there anything
wrong with knowing that you're a good person? No, no, No,

(01:37:05):
it's important to know that because people are going to
tell you you're not, and you need to know that
you are. Just because I'm using me as an example
doesn't mean you can't use you as as an example.
You know what. You may go through years and years
of people just beating you down, telling you you're bad
about this and you're bad about that, and you listen
to them, You let you left their opinion like in filtrait,

(01:37:26):
your your your spirit and your being, and you don't
do that. Nope, don't let them do that. That's not No.
You're good. You're you're so much better than than you
think you are sometimes and you got to reverse those engines. Seriously, right, scary,
that's right. I got canceled twice during vacation, and I
looked at myself in the mirror and I said, you
know what, I'm a good guy. It's okay, you're a

(01:37:46):
good guy. I'm a guy scared. Why are they canceling
You're scary? Well, one time was because, oh, because I
went on vacation. Somebody DM to me and said, how
dare you go on vacation during this You are a
public figure. You should be setting an example and you
should be sitting home like the rest of us. I said, oh,
excuse me. And the other time I got canceled was

(01:38:07):
because I used a song if you want to come
to my hotel, that's Cassidy featuring R Kelly, and I
use it in my Instagram story and some lady said,
you're canceled because R Kelly's been canceled. Mark, wait a second,
I can't And then there R Kelly's now been double canceled.
All right, I got canceled as well. Scary, don't feel bad.

(01:38:30):
How'd you get canceled? Because yesterday, when Hadeki matsu Yama
won the Master's golf tournament, I put it on my
Instagram story. Congratulations to Japan and Hadeki matsu Yama. He
it's a huge victory yesterday and somebody wrote you posted
for days about Tiger Woods winning Hedeki link gets one mentioned.
I'm like, okay, whatever, whatever is your boy though here

(01:38:54):
of course, but still it doesn't it doesn't make Hedecki's
accomplishment in any less. Congratulations and the guy yeah, Gandhi.
Gandhi gets canceled more than any of us. Yeah, I
get canceled all the time. Happened twice because on Instagram
one you took you guys mentioned my parents have all
these animals in their backyard. So I went outside and
fed them. Posted a video. WHOA, some people lost their
minds talking about I'm gonna make these animals love humans

(01:39:15):
and get shot. Well, this is a sanctuary, this is
protected area. They're okay here, We're allowed to give them
a little snack. Then I posted something for one of
our favorite products, the Toshi Bidet love it, and I
talked about the theory behind wiping versus cleaning with water,
and some people took a lot of offense to me
in salting their buttholes, and they were like, how dare

(01:39:37):
you My buttole is just fine? Worry about your own.
So I was just like, so you think that's right?
Sounds like your head is up yours exactly? I don't know.
So funny people just cancel. The thing is is once
you they try to cancel you, you cancel them right back.
So who's right? Who's wrong? Speaking of canceling, before we

(01:40:00):
get into the Danielle report so scary, and I'm not
gonna say why. We were having a conversation. He says,
is it really awful for me, as a grown man
to go to a playground and sit on the bench
and watch the kids play? Yes? Okay, so talk about it.
Why is it why? I just want to hear your
reasoning by Garrett. I mean, Gandhi, why is it awful

(01:40:24):
that Scary goes to a playground and sits on the
bench and watches the kids play? Okay, So, because I
know Scary, I wouldn't say Scary is wrong for doing it.
But if I'm a parent and I just see a
grown man with no children at a playground watching the
kids play, and then like weirdly smiling about it, I'd
be like, get out of here. Standard right. Well, I
wasn't saying that scenario. If I saw a grown woman

(01:40:45):
with no kids staring at the kids and smiling and
laughing too, I might be like, oh, we got a
kidnapper here. I don't know. People are strange these days.
A matter of In New York City parks, you know
that a lot of them are gated, and they has
signs up to say unless you have a kid in here,
you can't come in. So what if? What if scary
story was this? My My partner has really really been
trying to talk me into a life with kids, and

(01:41:08):
so I think it would be. I just wanted to
go out. I wanted to watch kids at play, you know.
I wanted to see him playing and doing their thing.
And I wanted to see if I had a little twitch,
you know, no someone why when the officers show up
to take you away? I was just being hypothetical. I
never said I actually wanted to go sit and watch

(01:41:29):
kids playing in a park. But I just want to
know why I can't do that and not be judged
for I don't know. It's one of those things, you know,
I don't All right, Danielle, we gotta go. I'm getting
yelled at so many things to say here, daniel Let's go. Oh,

(01:41:50):
you have a very short amount of time here. I'm sorry.
We're talking about scary on a park bench watching kids play.
So Kelly Clarkson, you know, she's very open and honest
about everything. So she had Clint on her show and
they were talking about how sometimes you know when you
have to pee while you're on stage, you know, you
got that pea bucket or whatever. Well, she took it
one step further. There was one time it wasn't pee.

(01:42:10):
My friend. I got some kind of wrecked up from
some kind of food and I literally we were in
an arena and I shouldn't tell this story, but like
I said, my man, I don't have a bilter. I
had to run back, change to my quick change. I
grabbed this poor trash can and or I destroyed it.

(01:42:33):
I love her, She's so awesome. So Dolly Marton has
a new ice cream flavor with Jinny's Splendid ice Cream.
It's strawberry pretzel pie. So a lot of people bought it,
and then they took to like eBay in places like
that and tried to sell it for a thousand dollars
a pint. They were even selling her poster of her
like posing with it for thirty five bucks and it's

(01:42:53):
not sold out. The website had some glitches, but it
was not sold out. So they're telling people don't a
thousand dollars for the ice cream because Moore is on
the way. Can you imagine that's insane? Bad Bunny? Did
you see Bad Bunny at WrestleMania? No, Yes, in Tampa,
twenty five thousand fans were there and Bad Bunny was

(01:43:14):
tag teaming and apparently had very impressive moves. And I'm
not I hope I'm not ruining anything, but won the
match with his partner. Sorry, Danielle, it was a couple
of days ago. It wasn't ahead of DVRD. DMX may
have a statue or a street named in his honor
in his hometown of Yonkers, New York. It depends on

(01:43:35):
what his family wants, and we'll come down to that.
And then now we'll see what happens tonight on television,
The Talk is back, no Sharon Osborne, so they're going
to discuss that idle the voice. Also, I'm loving the
fall Over on Amazon Prime with Jamie Dornan and Jillian Anderson.
And that is my Danielle Report. Thanks Danielle. We're back
after this. Oh, Sarah, thank you for listening to us.

(01:43:56):
And I've been listening for over twenty years. This is
insane to me. In the Morning show in the Morning Show, Hey,
so happy birthday to our friend Patty Rascona. Oh happy birthday.
I know we love Patty. I hope you have a
great day. Patty. Uh, it's no secret that we love

(01:44:16):
our food here in America. There are definitely a lot
of different food types to choose from. It. I think,
did you cover the most popular foods in America before
we went on vacation, Froggy, I did, actually, and one
of my food News countdowns where mashed potatoes was number one, Yes,
it was French fries number two. Yes, we'll just another
form of potatoes. We love our potatoes. We love our potatoes.

(01:44:38):
Just wondering. And the reason I bringing this up is
today Today is National grilled Cheese Sandwich Day, you know,
and we always announced this stuff on our show. And
I just had the sneaking suspicion that a lot of
people are now influenced to go out and have a
grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Uh, anyone grilled cheese today?
It's definitely I was thinking. Then, I'm thinking, I'm coming

(01:45:00):
on vacation, maybe today's not the day to be eating
anything with cheese on it. It's always the day. Yes.
I actually weighed myself and I weigh exactly the same
as I did when I left for vacation. I'm perfect.
It could be a water Oh my pants are a
little too tight or a little lose. So like, that's
how I got a pants right then, I blame the dryer.

(01:45:22):
The dryer shrunk them. I didn't. The dryer does shrink it.
It definitely. Well, here it is Monday. Fifty nine percent
of people who voted in this survey Landslide say that
Monday is their least favorite day of the week. Today,
the day we're in right now, the day we're experiencing,
the day we have to be here and survive. Monday. Um,

(01:45:44):
anyone want to guess with the second least favorite day? Sunday?
No way, Tuesday, believe it or not. It's tomorrow Tuesday. Okay,
so we have two days in a row we don't
really care for, right, but is we're trending, we're training
in the right direction. Tomorrow is less hate. What's that
foggy by the time you get to Wednesday, Like, okay,

(01:46:07):
I'm halfway there. And then Thursdays like Friday Eve, you
go out Thursday night or you see some friends, and
then Friday's the weekend. I mean you really kind of
ramping up to where you're happy. Saturday is the number
one most favorite day of the week. Hello, great one. Yeah,
Friday's Friday's right after it, you know, just let you know,

(01:46:28):
and Thursday is Friday, Junior. It is. Tuesdays are difficult
because Monday you can catch up on all the things
from the weekend and you get all this information and okay,
there's something to talk about. Then Tuesday's just Tuesday. You're
so far away from the next weekend and you don't
have anything good from the last weekend. So it's like, damn,
why is this day here? Danielle, you're a cat lover.

(01:46:49):
H Do you ever feed your cats pure in his
fancy feast? Oh? Yeah, that's all they eat, his fancy feast. Ah.
Have I got a beautiful thing for you? Oh? I
hope it's good. Urina's Fancy Feast has released a cookbook
for humans, so you can make yourself meals that taste
like the food you're serving your cat. Okay you that, Danielle,

(01:47:14):
hear me out. It's called Fancy Feast Petite's Feast Cookbook.
You can make yourself meals that taste like different flavors
of Fancy Feast. So now you can feed your cat
Purina chicken and rice. And then they have a recipe
for chicken and rice for you. But it's honey saracha
chicken with fried rice. Huh. Any mcribb lovers other than me?

(01:47:45):
Oh yeah, did you know there's only five ingredients in
a McRib sandwich? Shell up? This is true? What are they? No,
it's not. There was a rumor out there there's only
five ingredients for McRib sandwich, So enjoy. There was actually
seventy ingredients. Okay, that sounds about right, and thirty four

(01:48:08):
of those ingredients are in the bun alone. Oh still,
you sit here and tell me about seventy ingredients in
the McRib sandwich. It makes me crave one. I'm gonna
go out. I want to taste each of the seventy ingredients.
I mean, any other stupid useless information anyone wants to
share anyone, They usually has tons of it. Yeah, I

(01:48:30):
took it. Took some time off from my useless information. Well,
then I'll be the first to tell you that Toto,
the Dog and the Wizard of Oz was actually a
female dog. What what Toto was actually a female dog?
Could total just be gender neutral anyway? The name They
actually referred to Toto as a he in the mood right, Well,
they do they do. A text just came through, just

(01:48:55):
wanted to know. Are there other women out there who
named their dildos? Oh? Oh, okay, I mean I'm sure
there are. I've when I've seen him in the package.
I think they come with names, A lot of them
they do. Yeah. I think there's like like an earl
David Billy. I don't know is that a thing because

(01:49:16):
I don't have one, so I don't really name. You know,
I don't have one to name. I don't have one,
so I don't know. I don't know. Asking for a friend,
Froggy didn't name his, it makes sense to name it.
It is your little buddy, why not? So? The CEO
of Levi's did an interview last week where he says
that all sales signs point to this being a new

(01:49:38):
Denham cycle, where yes, even Levis is saying skinny jeans
are out now, they're saying looser, wider legs are in
for both men and women. If you go to a
store which I have, which I do often, there's still
skinny jeans everywhere, and they tell you when you walk
in there's something for everyone. So I'm not giving them up.

(01:49:59):
You pry them out my dead cold hands. All I
keep picturing coming back, or like the skater jeans from
when I was in middle school, like Jenko's, or you
need to wear giants dusters. Oh my gosh, can we
get back to Zevci and Oh my gosh, when when

(01:50:19):
those were in they would have the little ze Cavorci
on the zipper right on the guy's crotch. So my
girlfriends and I would stand at the club and we
would count the z Cavarci zippers and look at all
the guys crotches hands, and we're like one, two, three,
I lost count. Can you boys come back through the game.

(01:50:41):
That's what I was like. All right, there you go,
just like seven minutes of information that means nothing to
anyone except may appreciate all of it. The Cat cookbook,
you're cooking with cats, you're cooking the same meals at cats.
Are things we need to know from Gandhi. We've got
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able to enjoy or later on. God help us on
this thing. All right, Gandhi, what's going on, the Governor
of Virginia says he'll invite the army medic who is
pepper spray during a traffic stop to a meeting on
police reform. Lieutenant Carone Nazario is seen on video in
December questioning why he got pulled over. He admits he
did not stop right away, saying he wanted to wait
until he felt it was safe, but two officers with

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guns drawn are heard yelling at him to get out
of the car, and then one of them douses him
with pepper spray as he's still sitting inside. That police
officer has now been fired after days of rumbling, The
law Suffrier volcano on the Caribbean island of Saint Vincent
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Eruptions are actually expected to happen for the next several days,

(01:51:47):
if not weeks. Over twenty thousand people have been displaced
as the volcano continues to ash and dust, as well
as an avalanche of superheated gas and debris traveling as
fast as one hundred and twenty miles per hour along
the mountain side. So far, there have been no reports
of injury or property damage, but officials are worried about
people who have not been reported yet, people who are missing,

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and of course the wildlife. And finally, Danielle and Scary,
listen up. If you're a fan of Major League Baseball
and as the article says, steamy wheenies, a company called
Bonus Finder has a gig for you. They've watched a
new contests and the winner will get cash plus food
and travel. And all you have to do is check
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(01:52:32):
Scary and I we can tag team and do this together.
Good and I can compete. All these reviews will be
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and bun quality, sauces and toppings. In addition, you're going
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sign up for this. You have until May second to
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those are yours. So we've been on the air for
over three hours, and ever since we came on this
morning at six o'clock East Coast time, we've been receiving
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This person has texted fifty friggin times every single minute

(01:53:15):
all day long. Tammy must be important. And I gotta
tell you I was gonna say happy birthday to Tammy
hours ago, but the texts kept coming in. They wouldn't stop.
So finally I give in, Happy fiftieth birthday to Tammy.
Damn yeah, Tammy, happy birthday. Stop texting, Go have a birthday.

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