The Day We Try To Keep It Together

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Meet the man who tells the same joke over and over.
Shut the hell up? Love swich? Wait? Hold on? Uh
do you see Penis Elvis Duran in the Morning show? Wow? Well,

(00:28):
you know we've done it again. How many weeks have
we conquered during the since the very beginning of this show?
Many many, many, twenty five years times how many weeks
we're on per year? What we're on like four weeks
per year, so you know that's a lot of Fridays. Well,
welcome to the day. We're starting off this race with
a little bit of a limp, but we're gonna be

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at full stride before you know it. We're trying to
get people signed on having technical technical difficulties today technical
difficult Technical Difficulties Hour is sponsored by who wants to
pay for this? Who's paying for the technical difficulties? We
might as well sell those and make money. But the
stars in the Sean's Hour are Danielle and producer Sam.

(01:10):
We can't get them on everyone yea yeay, but we
can see them, and that's the important thing for radio.
No one else can. Yeah, so that's a problem anyway,
the people who could show up technically, there's Froggy, Good morning, Froggy,
good morning. There's Gandhi, Hi, Gandhi. Good morning. In master control,
where I think all problems are emulating from. Is Scotty B. Hello,

(01:31):
Scotty B. Hello, how are you? And they're scary Hello
scary works and then of course his senior n Yes,
all right, so are we working to get Danielle and
producer Sam on religently diligent? All right, Well, we'll get
them on as fast as possible. But you know another
thing that happens every single year as we enter into

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the month of May. Come on, I think you should
push the button on this one, Froggy, what do you
want to hear? Let's hear in sync because tomorrow it's
gonna be there. Yes, oh, dear god, I know every year, Garden,
it will happen before you got here, It'll happen after
we all leave. Here's just what this show does. It's
got any no never again? Can we look? I liked

(02:18):
the song, but I just hate the reason we have
to play it every single year. This is you know,
today is arbor Day. We could play a tree song,
so no, it's gonna be arbor Day song. Well I know,
so so Scotty Be and I were talking about it earlier.
Ready for my dad joke. He says, well, what can
we play for a tree song? I said, I don't know.
I'm stumped, yo, all right, So anyway we can put

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that song away for another year. Welcome to the day.
Our first caller of the day Joe on line three.
You know, we've had a lot of people driving across
the country calling in to start our day this week.
Today it's Joe's turn, driving from New Jersey to Michigan.
Currently somewhere in Ohio on the way to pick up
his fishing boat he bought online. You boughtom fishing boat online.

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Fabulous dance straight right from a dealership. Actually, look at nice.
That's so awesome. I'm about thirty minutes away from you
come to Lansing. Okay, what are we gonna do? You're
gonna go fishing in this new fishing boat. I love that.
I Do you have an outboard Mercury on that baby? Actually? Yeah, absolutely,

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I know my boats. It's either that or an Evan
Tide as they say, is it Evan Tide is? I'm
sorry it's been years. Yeah, yeah, I came from an
inboard outboard family. It's one of those kind of boats.
It was not really, it was more of a ski boat.
Are we are we boring yet? Yes we are. I
don't know why any of these words mean. It's where

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the it's the engine, it's the propeller position on your boat,
I think basically. Anyway, So, Joe, congratulations on your new
fishing boat. And I think more and more we're trusting
things online that we purchase and we're hoping that when
we get there they're as good as they would have
been ahead we've seen them in the showroom. You're gonna
do great happy fishing. What kind of fishing do you
like to do? And did you get a troll motor
as well? Yes, a pag trolling motor. All bats fishing

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and wake a back on everything else. I mean, actually,
you and I really we only live about twenty five
minutes apart. Ester. I'm right standhop pick me up. I'm
ready to do some fishing. I can't wait. I know,
I know. I'll even drink beer for the occasion, and
Daddy doesn't drink beer. Anyway, Here we go, h thanks
for listening. Joe. You are our first caller of the day.
Have a safe drive with your new your new fishing boat.

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And we're gonna send you some Elvister in morning show
scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. They'll be on the way soon. Okay, cool,
Thanks brother. You guys all do one too, buddy. Yeah,
look at that excited as he got a new fishing boat.
I'd be exciting too. It's like that's a fishing boat.
That's something you would win on prices, right, you know
what I'm saying. It's like in the absolutely Yeah. Anyway,

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So congratulate since Joe, let's get rolling into the three
things we need to know from Gandhi. We're still trying
to get a Danielle connected. This is going to be
a day producer Sam maybe soon, I don't know. But Ganda,
you are connected. So you have the four? What's going on?
All right? A North Carolina's sheriff says that relatives of
the man who killed two family members, two deputies, and

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then himself were worried he may have been planning a
public attack. The Watauga County sheriff said that thirty two
year old suspect had a giant stash of weapons, but
authorities didn't think he was home when they walked into
an ambush. The shooting turned into a thirteen hour standoff
that ended early yesterday morning. We talked about it right
around this time. The suspect took his own life after
killing his mother, stepfather, and two deputies. The two deputies

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were identified as Sergeant Chris Ward and Kanai Deputy Logan Fox,
the other officer. Two other officers were also shot. As
COVID cases top thirty two million, the CDC says about
thirty five percent of the nation was actually most likely
infected over the last year. That comes out to one
hundred and four teen million people, with ninety seven millions
showing symptoms and more than five million hospitalized. If that

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estimate is true, the figures would be almost four times
higher than the official case count. And finally, I'm going
to do this because Danielle's not on yet, but five
people are facing charges in the kidnapping of Lady Gaga's dogs.
Two months ago, People magazine reported, Yeah, finally, thank goodness.
Three people were arrested on suspicion of robbery and attempted
murder after the singer's dog walker was shot and injured.

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Two are accused of being accessories after the fact, and
that includes the woman who returned the stolen French bulldogs
to police. She was allegedly trying to cash in on
that reward. And those are your three things in here
in New York. A shootout outside Peter Luger Steakhouse last night.
It's crazy. A family was all gathered around a large
table inside having dinner at the world famous Peter Luger Steakhouse.

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A fight erupted within the family, A gun was brought out,
They ran outside started one guy started shooting at the
other guy, and he hit two people who were just
innocently sitting outside having dinner, mine in their business. And
then you know, the reason they found a cop quickly
is because the cops were busy around the corner at
an anti cop rally. I know, really, so thank goodness. Uh,

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the two people shot are going to be okay. But
there you go, a gunfight at a steakhouse. I mean,
it's turning into the wild West as far east in
the country as you can do. With that said, let's
just move on and getting into the weekend. Aw you
guys ready for a Friday? Yeah? I can sell the
three of you who are here all right here, we go.
Let's have a Friday. We will keep We've also got

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till I have party girl voice in the morning show.
Thank you, Sweet Jesus. We finally got Danielle on the line.
Hi Danielle, good morning. Yeah there you are, so we
can If we described you how we have her on
the line, it would blow your mind, so we don't
want to blow your mind this early in the morning.

(08:25):
It's oh wow, this is just part of it, right,
you know what. We've been very blessed this past year
and a half. The equipment has been at ninety seven percent,
but today is part of that three percent for Danielle anyway,
But you sound great for us. It's all good. How
are you doing, Danielle. You feeling good? Yeah, I'm feeling good.
I can't hear very well. I can't hear myself at all,

(08:48):
so I'm guessing that I sound okay, but I can
hear you guys, so that's good. Are you gonna be
one of those people who tries to speak with their
headphones on and anything sounds like this? I don't know
what I'm saying. I think I'll just do hurricane reports
all day. Okay, you should, this is what they do.
All right, let's see what are we doing here. I'm
kind of thrown off. I have a suggestion, don't do

(09:11):
them with Danielle. It doesn't feel like a Danielle or
to be honest, I'm muchure they here Danielle do them.
The Nates hurricane Yeah, I'd rather have hurricane reporter do them.
All right, at least we know Danielle's in the family,
So I feel I feel better. Now. Who are you
doing your horoscopes with? How about Scottie b today? Oh?

(09:33):
He nuncy. He enunciates everything perfectly ideed. All right, here
we go. Hey, if you're celebrating a birthday today, you
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If you're a Capricorn, break away from the negativity and
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you may find yourself in the peculiar peculiar. I can't
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Instead of taking advice, don't take advice. You may find
yourself in the peculiar role. I can't, but you have
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Your realistic worldview will help you talk to a loved
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some good advice could all do your plans, So be
open to whatever might change your days in eight And
those are your Friday morning horoscopes. All right, excellent? Danielle
coming up next. We rigged her up and she's ready
to give you her Danielle report. What do you have
coming up? Danielle? Justin timber Lake postpones, not just like
Justin bieber postpones his tour. Oh no, that's the only tour.

(11:43):
I wanted to go see damn it. Yes, Condie, what
do you think did Froggy go away on purpose? Or
is this more of the technical difficulties because I just
saw that Sam became the leader of the group. Okay,
where did Froggy go? I don't know what happened? Everything
got crashed. We hear you. We just don't see you.
And that's okay. It's radio and I can't see It's okay, Okay,

(12:03):
We're gonna move on now. Oh boy, it's time to
chew on today's first gummy. Yeah, let's take a break
and we'll have more of this crap coming up. This
is Elvistrand in the Morning Show. All right, As you know,
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This offer ends today. Is Elvis Doran in the morning show? Okay,
So I'm just zipping down my Twitter feed and I

(13:29):
follow Kasey Musgraves. Okay, you know the singer. She posted
something four hours ago. I can't it's a I can't
say it on the air. She's talking about the moon.
She says, this moon is a and she uses a
word I can't use on the air. Okay, So I
don't know if she's mad. She's mad at the moon

(13:49):
because you know a lot many people say the moon uh,
and it's energy, you know, can cause good and bad
on earth or I don't know if she's saying um,
if the word she used was like it was a
spell check thing, you know what I'm saying. I think
she meant it. She sounds like she's mad at the moon.

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So now all of her now all of Casey Musgrave's
fans are tweeting back, saying, is are these lyrics to
the song you have coming out? I wish? I I
love you Casey and I love the moon. So now
I'm conflicted. I don't know who I should like more.
So she says this moon is in the word rhymes

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with squat. Yes, Danielle, what are your thoughts? I'm thinking
maybe she was having such a great time during the
day that she didn't want it to become nighttime, and
that's the problem. So she's mad at the moon for
ruining her day, Yes, for taking her the day's place. Yes, Goddie,
your thoughts. I think she's genuinely upset with the moon.
And it wasn't an autocorrect, but I think that it's
because it's been such a crazy week and everything's just

(14:53):
been off as it is with our show a little
bit that she was cursing out the moon. Okay, I
just want to I just want to know. And maybe
when you say that the moon is a rhymes with squat,
you should like give us a little insight because it
has everyone's just scurrying because you know how people are
on Twitter and instagrams are like, Okay, let's analyze this,
let's figure it out. Yes, Nate, what are You'm looking

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at the ASDF keyboard or the quarty keyboard and I'm
trying to figure out what she would have been trying
to type. There's really nothing other than what the T
word that rhymes with squat? Right? Okay, Well she's mad
at the moon obviously, So I think we do we
all agree here on the Council that cut Casey Musgraves
is mad at the moon. Yeah, okay, now you know what,

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maybe we should all agree because the moon maybe causing
all of our strife as well. Right now, Froggy his
his computer blew up. Now he has to use his son.
Did you go get your son's laptop? Yes? And I'm yeah, okay,
did you open it up and find his porn? Like?
Ready to go? The first thing I do is look

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at internet history, and I don't even want to talk
about it, like father, like Sean tell us tell us
the top, No, don't do that, No, don't animal doesn't
fall far from the tree, We'll say, so Danielle U,
we can hear her beautifully, but she can't hear us.
So she's listening to us on a phone. Yeah, yeah,

(16:24):
I have my phone beats in my ears. Yeah, So
everything's delayed to her. So so we can't really have
a conversation with her, because let's try to account. Let's
try to have a conversation with Danielle. I want you
to see what it would be like. Hey, so Danielle,
tell us what happened? How come it's not working? So
I came down stairs this morning and it's really weird

(16:45):
because I plugged in my headphones and I can not
hear you. Guys, No, it's weird. Why are you delaying
on why you're speaking? Because it is it is it
echoing in your head? Yeah, so I have a delay
in my head of what I say for like a
couple of seconds. So I feel like I have to
match up with myself the entire time. I have to
ignore it. So now you know what Danielle is experiencing

(17:06):
the same thing what a singer would experience doing the
Star Spangled banner at Yankee Stadium. You know what I'm saying.
Where you had the egg the echo coming back at you?
All right? Do you have any thoughts about why Casey
Musgraves thinks the moon is a tea word that rhymes
with squat? Yeah? I told you. I think that she's
mad because she had a great day and she didn't
want it to be nighttime and now it's nighttime, and

(17:27):
so she's pissed off. All right. She posted this at
two am, but I don't know if she's on the
West coast, and then that would have been a little earlier.
All right, all right, so that we got that going on,
anyone else having technical difficulties we need to announced? Not yet, No,
not yet. I don't know if my issue is technical
difficulties or just life difficulties. Oh well, do we have

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time to get into that or do we want to
save that for next break? Think we need to save that.
That requires more than a minute. I gotta tell you, Gandhi,
she's a great storyteller. She's fabulous, she's she's artistic and
she's fun to be with. But I think she is
lying through her teeth about something that happened to her
last night. And and we're going to vote. The Council's
going to vote on whether or not you're lying. Full

(18:08):
of crap? Okay, people are texting in. The reason Casey
Musgrave said that about the moon is because it was
a pink moon. I don't know, but that was a
couple days ago. That wasn't last night. Okay, good, all right, now,
so what do we do here? Let's get into Danielle.
All right, let's do Danielle. But we really shouldn't talk

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to her while she's doing it because it'll delay her
and she'll it'll be like she's walking and she's just
she'll fall over. Okay, I don't want to fall over there.
All right, Danielle, let's all you. Okay, here we go.
So Machine Gun Kelly says that he wrote his new
song love Race in five minutes. That's insane five minutes
and everybody's loving it. It's crazy. Selena Goz has always

(18:52):
been very honest about her mental health struggles, so she
got together with Rare beauty brand to launch the Mental
Health One o one campaign. It's in honor of May
being mental health Awareness month, so she's hoping that it's
going to give people the resources they need and empower
young people to be able to talk about these things,
something that she felt like she really didn't have, because

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you know, she's been open and honest about this stuff
for a long time. Post Malone, did you guys know
that he loves Magic the Gathering? If you don't know
what that is, are we supposed to answer you and
just ask us a question? No? No, that's like one
of those questions. I'm sorry, Okay, go back, okay, okay,
well will be quiet, go okay. So post Malone wanted

(19:37):
to spend some money on those Magic the Gathering cards.
What they are is collectible and digital collectible game cards
from the nineties, but they're huge, thirty five million players
since twenty eighteen, so it's insane. So he goes into
this collectible shop in California was looking for some really
pricey cards, and the fans came out and drove to

(19:58):
watch him shop because he's just obsessed with this stuff
and people want to see post malone. The La County
District Attorney has released the names of the five suspects
and the Lady Gaga dog napping. Three of them have
been charged with attempted murder and robbery, two of them
with hit with accessory charges. And if you remember, they
dog napped one of Lady Gaga's dogs and then unfortunately

(20:20):
her dog walker got shot and was in the hospital
for several weeks. Actually, today's the day DJ Khaled's new
album is in yours. I was gonna say in your stores,
but it's not really in your stores. It's in your head.
Whatever are we supposed to come all night? Daniel? Aren't
you lonely? Right now? Okay, go ahead? Sorry? Apparently Dj

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Khaled was waiting for Cardi B to drop her lyrics
on her track, and she did it, so she's on
the album. She's like one of those last minute editions.
He posted a little video about it. I think a
lot of it was like you said, acting, but okay,
so she's on it. Albums out today called Kalid Kalid,
a lot of collaborations. I'm not doing TV. That's my

(21:08):
Daniel apport. What is that? How you sign? Some people say, hey,
it's been a pleasure being with you. That's my report.
You say, I'm not doing a TV that's my Daniel report.
That's that's my new sign off for today. It's like
I'm done, goodbye? Did you did I sound like I
was like pausing? Yeah. Straight. It's like you know, if

(21:31):
you're listening to audible and you slow the speech down
like point five percent, that's what it sounds because you're
working with the delaying. You're yeah, it's okay. What's scary.
It's also fascinating because if your inflection it sounds like
you're addressing like a stadium of people in a microphone
and not talking to us. It's just kind of I'm
talking it to this microphone here, and I'm saying that

(21:51):
we got it, we got it. It's like you're saying
today DJ Khalid's album drop, go download. Maybe I should
turn take these out of my head when I'm like talking. Yeah.
But the problem is is if we have like what
if we have breaking news we have like oh Daniel,
we have to interrupt your report for this breaking news

(22:13):
with Ganda, and you're gonna keep talking. You won't know
that we stopped you like this, wave your hands like this, yeah,
we'll wave our hands. Oh my god. Only three hours
and fifteen minutes ago. Now, let's get feel goods done.
Let's get this done with a microphone that works beautifully
in the living room of producer Sam, who had worked

(22:35):
for dinner last night? Would Jeff for dinner? Oh? Last
night was a pizza night. And I will tell you
guys why later. It was a panic order. Okay, good,
We love a panic order, all right, And coming up next,
we all have to judge did Gandy p the bed
last night or not? I think did? I think she's lying? Wait,
you can't taint everybody's opinion before I get to state
my case. This is not America. That's how the judicial

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system works. All right, Go you, Sam, it's you. What
do you have? Today's feel goods comes from Garrett? So
I know no parent listening right now as a stranger
to putting their child first. And that's what Marcia Thomas
had to do at a very young age when she
became a teenage mother. So she missed out on her
high school graduation and hasn't put completing her education on
the priority list for a long time. But now, at

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age forty nine and appropriately on Mother's Day weekend, Marcia
is ready to graduate college with a degree in psychology,
and the best part is it's with her oldest daughter, Amanda,
so they lined up their credits to make sure they
experience graduation's day together. And although it's been a long
time coming, I am sure Marcia would not trade this

(23:39):
for anything. So congratulations to her and to any parent
who returned to school. Job well done. And if you
have a story that deserves to be featured, email me
Sam at Elvistran dot com, subject mind feel goods excellent.
We'll see you just a little bit. By the way.
Back to the Casey Musgrave's tweet, maybe that's what she

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to say. She meant to say, this moon is a tweet,
but she said the tea word that rhymes with squad.
People are saying, maybe they think this is the The
name of her upcoming new album is awesome. This moon
is a t word that rhymes with squad. Anyway, all right,
let's take a break and we'll come back, and you're

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going to hear another three hours and fifteen minutes more
of this. It will be back more from the Mercedes
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(25:24):
morning show. All right, well, I know, I know we
need to get the counsel together and figure out if
Gandhi pete the bed last night or not. I wait
till you hear the evidence. You're gonna be I know
the answer. Okay, Well you know you you'll you'll shake
your head in disbelief when you hear her, hear her
excuse for why the bed was wet this morning. Okay,

(25:46):
I don't know if we have time for that because
we're still trying to get Daniel's microphone to work. So
you're saying that you have your yetty microphone hooked up
to your laptop, right, Um, so I can hook it
up to my lap top. This is how I record
commercials from home, right, So Scary said that might work.
But you know me, I don't know anything about hooking

(26:08):
up computers, phones, anything, so I need help. Yeah, you're
really bad at that. We call you Grandma Danielle. When
it comes to looking up technical stuff, I call foggy
fo because I gotta tell you the only we hear
you loud and clear, but you can't hear us over
your regular system. That's why you're listening to your your
headphones that are connected to your phone, which gives a delay,

(26:28):
which throws you off right right, and it makes you
sound like you you're struggling a little bit. You're spelling,
Danielle trying to explain what I know. It's it's so
now live on the show. We're gonna take this time
to move you from the old system to the news system,
which is the YETI mic connected through what's it connected through? Laptop?

(26:50):
I guess which is using what technology? It's called pro zoom. Yeah,
we're gonna go to the zoom room. You're gonna you're
you're gonna be in the Zoom room with your US
BE technology microphone. That's a digital mic. Now we're gonna
throw the switch. Do we need some fan fair here?
Don't know how to do it in? Plug it in

(27:10):
the hole? You got that? Okay? All right, Now this
is gonna be crazy. Put on your when you have
to ask if it's in. That's never good. My headphones home.
Oh yeah, you take the old headphones off, Out with
the old and end with the new, as they say
in technology. Okay, it looks like it's already muted. I
see a red red light on there. You see you
need to mute your mic like that? Okay, mute the

(27:33):
zoom room. Hold on this, it's flashing now what does
that mean? All right, I'm trying. You're listening to live
coverage of us getting Danielle on the air. Hit it again, Danielle,
all right, she hit the button again. Hit the button.
Let's just talk Hello. No no, well, I gotta she's
gotta U mute her zoom room right there. That sounds good.

(27:57):
Now there's two of Danielle do your siren noise now,
no big money, big money, daniel big money. Okay. So
now you have to plug your headphones, your big head

(28:19):
into the actual microphone. Okay, okay, because that is a
microphone headphone combination. She's looking for a hole. There's a
whole down there. You go. Hello, Now you hear we
still hearing because okay, scary it turn off her mic? Yeah, okay,

(28:41):
now all right, okay, all right, we hear you, daniel
Can you hear us? I can hear you. Okay, I
hear you through my phone. Stone. Now you have to
go to your computer and you have to click the gearbox.
You have an Apple, right, yes, you know the Squares
system preferences the gear book unsound sound. You're being very patient,

(29:08):
you're being great, You're doing a great job, trying to
hold back. Now now it says there's an input in
an output tab. Right, okay, So here's the deal. My
computer is not picking up the YETI mic. It still
says MacBook Pearl microphone. It doesn't recognize it is that
input go to the inputs? Is that not an option
in the drop down for everybody who wants to connect

(29:30):
microphones on the on your input tab, Danielle, it should say,
is it say internal microphone? Or do you see yetti?
By the way, you're listening to live coverage of us
getting Danielle to figure out her Yetti microphone back to
back my input tabs MacBook Pearl microphone and there's nothing else. Okay.
That means the commuter doesn't even recognize that the YETI

(29:50):
is plugged. You need to you need to unplug the Yetti.
That means we're hearing you also on your computer microphone,
not the Yetti and plug it back in. Okay, Yet
it's almost a producer, Nate, are we losing listeners as?
I'm sorry, I tuned out? What are we doing? I'm
listening to Howard does Shade like take a fork and

(30:12):
jiggle it around the electric part? I wonder if I
shut down my computer and restarted in order for can
we go back to the other way? Yeah? The other way? Yeah,
let's go back to the other way for now. But
this is fine. I liked her weather report voice. You
guys are quitters? Did you jiggle the water. You have

(30:32):
to jiggle the How does the computer not recognize there's
there's something plugged into it? I don't know it's getting power.
It's definitely getting power from the computer, because I see
the red light comes on with yeah, yeah, so it's
definitely getting power. Guys, you know that Danielle is missing
some major point that she's not sharing this. Yeah, she's

(30:53):
she's Uncle Johnny on the ones and two. All right, Well,
maybe we'll just go back to the old way. She's
got reboot her computer. I mean, I have to say
it's better for me now because if I take one
headphone off and leave one ear without a headphone, it's
much better Now. You don't speak as if you have
something standing in your way exactly. That's right, all right,
all right, so I'll tell you what. Let's let's take

(31:15):
a break. We'll regroup. We have to come back and
determine whether or not Gandhi p the bed I say
she did, and she's ranted out. I did not tainting
your tainting the jury. You have to work become This
is how it works in America, right, terrible? All right, Well, okay,
it's Friday, and we'll take a break and we maybe
back right after this. We're watching everything. You text someone,

(31:38):
send us a text, he said, while he was having
sex with his wife, the dog licked his no go hole,
No text us apply Elvis Durand and the more strands.
You know, we were talking the other day only fifteen

(31:59):
minute More Show podcast about Froggy's addiction to diet coke.
How many of you had already? He's drinking one? Now?
Is that your second one to day? Hold on, he's
gonna burp it out. There's an empty one and this one. Look,
this one's almost gone out too, two little bottles already.
All right, all right, okay, I love you a thousand

(32:21):
dollars gloggy free money. Phone tap is on the way
in like twenty minutes. I think we have Daniel on
on the yet, he mike, now right, yeah, I think
it's work now. Oh good, Okay, it's not studio quality,
but but you don't hear a delay in your headphone,
so you don't sound like you're a little, you know,
a little deterred from right. I think it's better from fault.
All right, good, this is good. All right. I'm glad

(32:41):
we could get together because before the show this morning.
Gandhi told me what happened to her last night, and
I told her, I said, this is the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard. You say, Gandhi, I call bs
on what you're telling. Okay, so is Brandon your boyfriend?
Is he? Is he willing to play along with this?
He is willing to play along? Yeah, he's the only

(33:02):
other witness to what happened. Half witness. He's a half witness. Well, no,
he's there, he's the only witness. Probably. Let's bring Brandon
on and let's connect him to the room because this
is very important stuff. Hi, Brandon, we miss you. I
wish we could see you soon. Good morning. Let's do
it all right? Oh he's ready, Hey babe, all right, well,
welcome to the Seals Court. Oh we're in this corner.

(33:27):
Brandon woke up and found a puddle of moisture in
the bed he shares with girlfriend Gandhi. He looks over
and asks, did you wet the bed? Gandhi replies with
the most ridiculous story I've ever heard. Okay, are we
ready for the People's Court? Yeah? Yeah, all right, here

(33:48):
we go. Brandon. Do you want to start first? Let
me type this. Okay, Brandon is going first. Okay, good, Sorry,
I'm still using my royal typewriter. All right, Brandon, you
want to tell us exactly what happened this morning as
you opened your eyes to start your your Friday. Yeah, absolutely,
um kill you. So Danny comes in every morning to

(34:13):
wake me up because I'm terrible at waking up. Um.
So she gave me a nice hug to wake up
this morning. And when she left and walked out of
the room, I stretched and I got out of the bed,
and when I went to take my morning tea, the
whole side of my pants was wet, my side of

(34:35):
my way pants, my waist, my shirt was wet. And
at that point I yelled downstairs to ask her if
she peed the bed, and she told me that no,
in the middle of the night, that she was dumping
water on her feet, washing her feet in the middle

(34:57):
of the bed. All right, all right, so that was
her excuse. That was her excuse. Okay, blame blame lake
water on their feet in the move about. Okay, now
let's hear gandhi story. This morning. This morning, your boyfriend
Brandon woke up to a side moist and he is

(35:19):
convinced it's not his urine, it's yours. Do you wish
to state your side of the story. Yes, I would
like to say it's not urine at all, because Brandon,
first of all, do I or do I not do
crazy things in my sleep all the time, like talk,
will not you will not talk to the witness, You
will not talk to you will just address, just address
the court. Okay, this way, this is being belligerent. Well,

(35:43):
all right, fine, Brandon knows I am full of crazy
things in my sleep. I move around, I talk, I
kick people. I have sleep paralysis. Sometimes I yell. All
kinds of things happen in my sleep. So in what
you do in your sleep, you're asleep, because he tells me,
people record it. They'd take video of me sleeping with
my eyes half open because I have crazy sleep issues. Okay,

(36:06):
what happened then? So approximately three thirty I had a
dream that I was at the beach with my parents
and I needed to desperately wash my feet off with water,
which actually happens when I'm with my parents at the beach.
I woke up to me and my water bottle dumping
water on my feet. Only so the fact that it's
somehow all over him. He says it was from his

(36:27):
toes to his back one who pee's like that too.
I don't even know that I believe that that's the story.
But that's okay. So I was like, ah, I screamed, yeah,
I think the witness. So I scream in the middle
of the night, and I was like, ohps, I knew it.
Tried to wake this fool up. By the way, maybe
you guys should ask him why he didn't wake up?

(36:49):
Why didn't you wake up? Eight MEAs last night? All right, Well,
now you're becoming the suspect. Isn't that funny how the
suspect is turning it around and making you the guilty party.
Sat look at you blaming the victim. Thank you, I'm yelling.

(37:11):
I have the water bottle in my hand. I'm like, Brandon,
you're not gonna believe this. He's knocked out, dead asleep.
So whatever I touched him, he didn't feel wet at all.
To me. I get up, there are a little wet
footprints to the towel. Room, got a towel, came back,
dabbed up what I thought was all the water. Just
put my feet back on it. Went back to sleep.
Then he wakes up this morning and I'm downstairs making
him breakfast. By the way, when he decides to l

(37:33):
did you pee on me? I'm like, all right, okay,
we heard your story, as outlandish as it is. One
more final thought from Brandon, Brandon, any more thoughts before
we rule on this case. Um, she's guilty of peeing
in the bed? Okay? Basically, all right? At you? All right?

(37:56):
Well there you go? Can I throw in also? Sure
out please? I did a sniff test. I pulled the
sheets off the bed. There's no pea stain. He did
a sniff test too, and I know he did because
there's no way he would have left with pea all
over him. Did you did you actually take a whiff
of your girlfriend's urine yesterday? Maybe? Okay, okay, okay, Brandon,

(38:20):
honestly did you smell Did it smell like urine or
did it have no smell whatsoever? That's why I asked
her if it was purse? I hate you? Okay? So
here we go? All right? Uh, here we go? So
do we want to go around the room. We're kind
of late here, but I just want to see what
you think. Just a few words of thought here. Yes, Froggy, Sure, Okay,

(38:41):
Froggy is too busy picking up dog crap right now,
so we'll move on too. Yes, I thought you gotta go,
We gotta go. I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with.
I'm taking Gandhi sidedness. Gandhi has a history. She has
a past of having weird sleep things. And something weird happened.
She dumped it, and I don't know how she would
peep from her feet down at the bottom of the bed.
I mean, it doesn't By the way, Froggy has two

(39:02):
Cocker spaniels. One of them crapped the floor. That's our
next case. That's the case out in the hallway that'll
be coming out next Danielle, Danielle, your thoughts? Uh? The
pe the bed story with Brandon and Gandhi. Yeah, so, Brandon,
you know I love you, but I have to go
with Gandhi here because exactly that. She has weird, strange
stories all the time that she tells us. But she

(39:24):
did the p test. You sniffed it and it passed,
And like she said, she tried to wake you up.
It's not my fault or her fault. You had edibles
and you didn't wake up. She tried to show you.
So I'm going with Gandi all right, scary quickly, we're
running out of time. Your behavior with Gandhi whenever she
whenever she does something, she will admit it, like if
she if she farts, she raises her hand. So if

(39:47):
she pe, why wouldn't she tell the truth? She confessed
to it it was water. She really, do you really
raise your hand in your fart. It's the strangest reaction
to farting I've ever heard of. Well, I mean, not necessarily,
but you know, if I do it, I own it.
I would have loved to actually delta you smelted. It's
another case. Yes, quickly, Nate, you're not enough evidence to convict.

(40:08):
I'm sorry, Brandon, but going forward, I think you guys
need to put a camera in the bedroom to document
what she does during the night the case this happens again,
I don't know if that's gonna happen, but thank you
very much. All right, I want I'll rule. I do believe. Sorry, guys,
Gandhi pete the bed. You're gonna side right, thank you.

(40:37):
Here's the thing. You have made up some stories in
the past but I was dreamie. I went to the
beach of my parents and I had to wash my
feet off with water. No, no, you know we will.
We will sentence you later. But gandhi, I find you guilty. Guilty, guilty,
you come smelt the seats. I'm gonna come sniff your sheets. Brandon,
I'm gonna come up with an adequate payment to take

(41:00):
hair of you. You need to be compensated for your loss. Okay,
thank you. What did he lose? What did he really love?
Does anyone think for a second that potentially he peed
the bed coincidentally I got water on the bed, but
then he peed, making a big mess. Well, the burden
of proof is on you, and we'll do that in
another case if you if you wish to appeal, fine,

(41:20):
and there you go. Today's People's Court. And I love you,
but you got to come up with a better outrageous
story next time. Wait. Wait, wait, this jury pool is
four against one, four on my side, and he's just
just making me guilty. But his name's on the show.
So I guess if we all agree with you, how
boring would that be? We love you, Brandon, have a
beautiful day, and UH have a beautiful weekend. Thank you,

(41:43):
Brandon Hill, good bye, bye bye love you. Let me
ask you a question. Is your boyfriend hanging up the
phone now going what the hell am I? Am? I dating?
What about? What is this always? He says this all
the time, like he hears me doing things and he's like,
that's my girlfriend, Lady, sit down, my girlfriend, which is
quire stories. Probably a little true, but I can't admit

(42:05):
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phone taps? Scary? David Brody, Oh god, my god, this
is gonna be very nasty. Here we go, Elan, Elvis
durand phone tap. Here we go, Dave Brody, what's your
new phone tap? All about? Elvis Blake and I are
phone tapping Blake's buddy, Brad. Blake picks up Brad every
afternoon they work together. At night, he drives him to work.
Brad oversleeps all the time, and Blake is always late

(44:55):
for work because he's waiting for Brad. What a pain.
So he wanted me to call him and wake him up.
I sort of like a wake up service. And you
may have heard me do this before. I wake him
up as a bunch of cartoon voices, and I do
all the voices on the phone. Tap. Here we go.
This is where Brodie loves to do his show us
his his talent as a cartoon voice. Gott yes, oh god,

(45:16):
all right, here we go. Let's see what happens in
today's phone tap. Oh gee, Brad, it's time to wake up.
What it's your little pell? Blue week cool? Now stand back,
watch me pull alarm clock out of my head. Wake up.
It's blue Week cool, my little pell Rocky. You know
you want you to wake up? Oh? Wake up? It

(45:42):
is I super Grover alarm clock. What the hell? I
am early and you are late, brought to you by
the letter G for Grover. Wake up, Brad, wake up?
Oh it's Daffy Duck. It's wake up season. You're what
the why are you calling me to wake you up?

(46:03):
This seems to be your problem. You're always late. Flow
Wake up, Brad? Wake up? Who wake up? Stopped calling me?
Time to wake up? Are you calling me? You're desprigable? Yeah, Brad,
this is cookie monster. Me want you to get up, Wantine,
meet me, have song for you. You're starting off seas

(46:25):
for coffee. That's good enough for me. Knock it off.
But it's cookie monster. I want you to wake up.
Stop calling me, Brad. This is miss Piggy Hi. It's
time to wake up. My lips curiously crazy right now.

(46:45):
Your impressions are terrible. Stop calling me or you are,
but then stop calling me. Oh, waking people up, it's
what tiggers do best. It's your old pal. Tigger's interested
in who you are. Leave me to go on. You're
terrible with this. Your joke is stupid. Stop it? What

(47:11):
the man, sisy? What is wrong with you? Pick you
up soon, Blake will? What the force keeping you in
bed is strong? Your joke is sucked? All right? That's
not just like you did fifteen minutes ago. Okay you
are you don't want to keep calling me and you
won't stop. All right, man, look it off, kiss Uf,

(47:33):
You should excuse me? What the problem? Hey? Listen, Hey, hey, hey, listen.
I'm trying to do my job here and you're finding
following me. You don't criticize me. I'm a professional, you're
How are you talking about? Your boy? Blake called and
hired my company, So if you had a problem with that,
I don't have to tell you. But your boy paid
me to wake you up. So guess what I'm gonna

(47:54):
be calling you for the next four weeks. They're gonna
call me for there at four weeks. Yeah, and I'm
tomorrow I'm gonna call you scooby doo, So get ready,
rah Rose, No, no, no, no no, no, no more calling me,
no more call right out of red. That means get
out of bed. Why did boy set this up? What
the what the hell? I didn't I didn't agree to
this because you're a lazy bastard. You're oversleep. I'm trying

(48:16):
to help you here and all you do is criticize
set you up for this. I don't approve of it.
We'll take it up with Blake, my contracts, will Blake
take it up with him? All right? I'll talk to
you tomorrow. Blake. Oh man, that was beautiful. So he
don't what you do? I want you to call him.
Act like you're calling him to you know you're coming
to pick him up. Say dude, you can be reading
a little while I'm coming. Okay, Oh what's up, buddy. Listen, dude,

(48:42):
you hire this guy. I'm getting phone calls from this
guy every five seconds? Nice? Nice, dude, What the why
would you do that many? Here? Five seconds? Man, you
almost got me fired. I'm doing you a favor picking
you up if you don't like your serious problem, but
that fuck me. Don't hire it some cartoon character guy
to call him every five seconds. It's trapping me. You

(49:03):
got a tune? I mean you have a tigger tattoo?
I mean did he do a tigger? Yeah, but it's
got copy. I'm trying to sleep. This guys just waken
me up to do a figure. He's gonna do the
whole entire cast of the Simpsons tomorrow. It's truly nothing.
They call him and cancel this. Talk to me like
a grow up book called pretty talk to us. I
mean you have to wake up to every day, all right,

(49:23):
that's not cool. How about getting up on time for
work when your Boddy picks you up. Huh yeah, just
wait till you hear SpongeBob. Okay, he's fantastic at it.
Call to get that every morning, I can cry. Yeah. Hey,
he might even get into the telecope. He's too whip
there you let how were you book this? Why would
you search for something like this? But what were you thinking? Hey?

(49:46):
Brad Brad? What zoiso? Is that home? It's time to
get up? What? What? What's going on? Brad? Brad Brad?
This isn't This isn't Tommy. This is Dave Brody from

(50:06):
Elvis rand in the Morning show, Blake and I phone
tapping you. Okay, oh my god, there you go, Dave
Brody with his Tommy Tunes cartoon voice. So we'll just
send a text in Dave Brody needs a raise for
this phone tap all right, tell you what you send

(50:28):
us some venmo and me the money. We'll give it
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(50:48):
for making my day. Yeah, you're welcome. What a great
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that you listen to How long have you been listening
to our show? A long time? Yeah, I know it's

(51:12):
way too long. We've been on for twenty five years,
believe it or not. We're celebrating coming up. Oh what's
our what's the date we're gonna celebrate May seventeen? Yeah,
it's a Monday, May seventeenth, and we're gonna have a
lot of cool stuff that day. So make sure you're
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weekend with your money. I'm so happy for you. Hold
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(51:33):
May seventeenth. I believe we're working to get everyone back
into the studio that day. A lot of people are
very curious about will are you gonna be at the studio? Yeah,
we're gonna come on in and then uh, we'll do
the show and then we'll leave and never see each
other again. Oh, that was the beginning of us coming back.
Every day we'll see scary. Look. I'm ready, I'm itching.

(51:54):
I can't wait to get back. All right, Danielle, you're
ready to go Danielle on the Yetti mic today because
the Year of the Mind didn't work earlier. You sound good, though, Okay, good,
I'm glad. All right. So Jessica Simpson did something that
I think a lot of people probably want to do.
She threw away her scale and she's doing something which
I think is better. She's just feeling out how her

(52:17):
pants fit. If she can zip up her pants, all
is good with the world. Actually that that is good. Yeah,
And you know what, yeah, oh my gosh. Sometimes that's
the only thing I do. It's like, Okay, do my
pants fit? Do my clothes feel good? That's all that matters.
So I don't have to buy new ones, and that's it, right.
All right. Let's talk about Justin Bieber. He actually has
postponed his summer tour again. Now, if you remember, it

(52:40):
was supposed to happen in twenty twenty. We all know
what happened in twenty twenty, So then it was supposed
to happen in June, and now it has been pushed
back to twenty twenty two because a lot of indoor
arenas and most of this is going to be indoors.
They're having COVID restrictions still, and I think a lot
of artists are still waiting to see what's going to
happen before they come back us. So we'll see. There's

(53:01):
a huge collaboration though on the way. At least that's
what the New York Post is saying. Justin Bieber and BTS,
how awesome is this? Gonna love it? That's awesome. We're
all gonna wear their Justin Bieber crocs are That's gonna
be cool. Maroon five is a new album coming out
June eleventh. It's called Jordy, after their late manager Jordan Feldstein,
who passed away in twenty seventeen at forty years old.

(53:23):
Pink's got a new concert documentary, you know that. It's
called Pink All I Know so Far, and it debuts
May twenty first on Amazon Prime. Well, she's gonna be
giving us a live album to go along with it,
So we're gonna get some new tracks, the live versions
of some stuff, some songs we already love. So that's
gonna be exciting. And did you hear about the controversy
with Sarah Paulson? Now Sarah Okay? So, Sarah Paulson is

(53:46):
doing a lot of the American crime story shows. She
did the O. J. Simpson one, she's Marsha Clark. Now
she's playing Linda Tripp, who if you remember from the
Clinton Lewinsky scandal, right, So if you don't know about that,
google it because it's something you should. Anyway, she's wearing
a fat suit, and a lot of people are upset
over the casting decision. They're saying that this is a

(54:07):
problem with Hollywood because they're fat phobia and fat phobia,
and so they're like, why couldn't you just hire an
overweight actress or an actress that looks more like the part.
So a lot of people were taking to social very
upset about the casting of Sarah Paulson's I wish they
would cast me in something and they would force me
to wear a skinny suit. Yes, Billie Eilis dropped her

(54:37):
latest single, Your Power, one of sixteen new songs on
her upcoming album Happier Than Ever, which comes out in July.
Did you see the video for it? Okay? So this
video is so crazy. It's four minutes. She's on a
mountain side just singing, and this snake comes and starts
to wrap itself around her until it gets to her

(54:58):
neck and it's like killing her basically, because the whole
song is about not taking advantage of your power, don't
abuse your power, and I guess that's kind of what
the snake is symbolizing in the video. It's I watched
the video yesterday. I'm like, oh my gosh, did you
get it? I mean, did the message come through love?
The message came through loud and clear. All I would
see would be a snake killing someone. Yeah. So crazy.

(55:22):
And did you see what happened with Tea paying yesterday?
I was First of all, he seems like the nicest
person in the world. He just discovered an entire folder
of unseen unanswered dms from celebrities and other people over
the past two years. So he took to social and
posted this video and he's like um, I thought the
DMS just showed up like normal, like everything else, And

(55:43):
so he apologized to everybody, called himself stupid. It was
the cutest video ever. He's so adorable. Twenty twenty one
NFL Draft going down tonight. WWE SmackDown the Blacklist, of course,
Idle over the weekend, DC's Legends of Tomorrow the season
premiere of that on Sunday, And if you're not watching
ninety Day Fiance now they have ninety Day Fiance this

(56:03):
single life. Oh yeah, Gandhi, I love you, know, Danielle,
You you and Gandhi swear by ninety Day Fiance? Are
you saying you were really missing out on life? If
we're not watching this done, you really are. And you
know what I love most about it when you're when
you watch the past contestants watch the new contestants from
like their bedrooms and stuff, and they comment on them.

(56:23):
It's fabulous. I love it. Right, so they judge like
they weren't complete hot messes themselves, just exactly I go.
That's by Danielle report. It was, Thank you so much, Danielle,
love you. I'm glad you're sort of back, sort of
We're gonna try to have your stuff all fixed by
next week. Let's take a break and we will be
back for you right after this. In the course of
an hour, we just good morning, Good morning show. Why

(56:50):
is Discovery Plus such a great streaming value? Well, fifty
five thousand episodes from twenty networks plus two hundred originals,
it's the greatest collection of real life entertainment on the planet.
For just four ninety nine a month, Discovery Plus stream. Now,
it's gonna gonna gonna gonna It's gonna May. Oh guess what,

(57:15):
we already played it, so we don't have to play
it again, not for an entire year. Yeah, we started
the show with it's gonna be May, and so we're
done with it. We're done with it, but May it
starts tomorrow. You know what I love about may Um.
I have a whole list of things that we love
about May. One of them is it's May first. Tomorrow
is Women Owned Business Day, and I know that. For instance,

(57:39):
when you want food delivered by some of the best
restaurants in New York City, you can go to um,
grub Hub or Caviar or whatever, and they have sections
for women owned restaurants like Lo Coroda, my one of
my favorite restaurants in the village. Whatever, they let you
know which ones are women owned, so you can go
right there. Did you get in there? So there's got

(58:00):
to be a great way to find out which businesses
in your community are women owned if you can find
out a way to support them, you know what. Not
just tomorrow, but every day. Um, I love that hashtag.
By hashtag buy from women, I say, look, I trust
women more than guys any day. Sorry guys, I'm not saying.

(58:22):
I'm not saying I don't trust guys, but I think
I have more. I have more faith in women to
rule the world. Yeah. Anyway, not you, Danielle, but everyone else.
Oh what are you talking about? You? You? You have
successfully raised two children. I love you, you you know I
love you and Gandhi, your fabulous and producer Sam. We do.

(58:42):
We do have the best women in the world working
for our show, and I'm very grateful for that. We're
about to go around the room. Also, we're taking your
texts now looking for a place to go in our
old school time machine. M which songs should we play today?
We're not gonna play It's gonna be May played it,
thank God. So textas now at fifty five. Also earlier,

(59:04):
I noticed a tweet from Casey Musgraves. We talked about
this early in the show two hours ago. I didn't
understand it. It was something about the moon being a
tea word that rhymes with squat. But it was on Twitter.
So we're trying to figure out if Casey's just mad
at life because the moon is causing awful heartache for
her or what. So if you follow Casey Musgraves like

(59:25):
I do, follow the guesses from her her fan, it's
pretty funny. Also, it is a big season for allergies.
Is anyone experiencing allergies right now? Yes, it's all horrible.
I can feel my lung start to close, my eyes
just water for no reason. I'm sneezing, I'm coughing, and
of course with COVID and everything else going around, that's

(59:46):
just not a good look when you're outside, well that's
my point, or inside. You know, a lot of people
are experiencing the effects of allergies, and so if someone
sneezes or coughs, I mean, you know, you don't have
to like you know, don't have to like drop and
roll like there's a fire. I mean, it's just don't
just understand that. You know, they're not bad people, they

(01:00:06):
have allergies. So I feel bad for my son because
my little guy really has bad ones. And he's not
only scratching, but like he sounds stuffy no matter what
he does. And I said, everyone at school is going
to think you're sick because he's going to school. So
I'm like, just make sure they know your allergies. Just dumb,
that's your allergies. Yeah, it's your allergies. They'll believe you. Also,

(01:00:27):
I went to the grocery store yesterday and it's in
a strip center and I was walking from the drug
store to the grocery store and I passed an ice
cream store, very famous ice cream store. The doors were
open because they wanted to just let the sunshine in
and let the breeze roll through. And I heard an
argument of some sort going on inside, and of course,
just like Gandhi, I stopped to listen. Yes, and the

(01:00:50):
last words I heard out of the mouth of the
customer were I'm going to write a review on Yelp.
And then they stormed up the door, and of course
I quick scurried away. Can't get caught. Have you heard
this or have you ever used this when you're having
trouble getting satisfaction as a customer, I'm going to have
I'm going to go on to Yelp. Now I'll show

(01:01:11):
you anyone kind of does this show count as like
a Yelp review? Because I might have done that before
you have yelped out loud. I guess yeah. I mean
I don't threaten them like I'm gonna go crap on
your show on the radio. But in my head, I think, man,
I could say what happened here and things would get ugly.
If that counts in yeah, yeah, But Yelp reviews, I

(01:01:32):
mean I I don't even trust all of them as
much as I used to because you don't know who's
on there doing it. But if you're in a conversation saying, oh, well,
you know, you know what yelp, I'm gonna be talking
about this on yelp, have an idea, Well, you know
what yelp. Yelp is it's an important thing and with
a lot of businesses, you know, reviews, no matter how

(01:01:53):
you get them through Google reviews or whatever, they are
very important. Who someone just wanted to say something yescary?
What well, this saddens me to hear because this now
just adds to my theory that it's just a bunch
of negative nancies that go on Yelp, like like it's
a it's quicker for a person to go scream and
yell and complain on Yelp than a person would be
to go leave a compliment. So it's you understand, So

(01:02:14):
I feel like there's an imbalanced there because, yes, the
positive people, you're not going to walk out of the
store and be like, I'm gonna go leave al yep
of you for you. So it's like there's there's no
like kind of equilibrium there. It's it's tilted. It's always
tilted toward the negative. Well that's not I went online
looking for great men's T shirts, but there are many
T shirts out there that have a ton of five
star reviews, so obviously they're soliciting for them, saying, hey,

(01:02:37):
can you go on and say good things about it
or their or their T shirts are so great? People
actually said, I gotta say something great? Whoa T shirts? Men? Right?
I told you what happened with me on Amazon, Like
I don't usually resume my review my Amazon purposes, but
I got a letter in the mail from one of
the vendors that said, Hey, if you're happy with what
I sent you, could you please do me a favorite.
Does my business a great deal of good if you

(01:02:58):
go on there and review? And so I did exactly
what they said, because it was a great product, and
I gave him a great review. There you go, Gandhi,
what are you thinking that hotel that's directly next to
our building in New York? I went there once and
had a great experience with the hostess. She was very kind,
very sweet, very helpful, and I told her how awesome
she was. I asked her if there was anybody I
could tell how awesome she was, and she said, if

(01:03:19):
you really mean it, please go on Yelp and leave
her review because it will make all the difference in
the world. My employers look at it. This stuff really
matters to us. So if you could do that, do it.
So I did, and then they reached out and gave
me a gift card. I will say, Okay, so it
does pay to be nice. Yeah. Well so, in the
words of the famous Dale Carnegie from How to Win
Friends and Influence People, catch people doing things right. Yeah,

(01:03:42):
and so I guess reviewing is so important because you
know how important reviews are for you, believe it or not.
There are yelp reviews on our show. What Oh no,
there are. Let's see yelp review. Elvis Duran in the
Morning show is amazing. I can do without the rest
of the station and the song though. If you're a
radio station owner, create an Elvis Duran station like Howard

(01:04:04):
Stern has and you'll make millions. I've been a loyal
listener since the nineties. It's highly recommended. Another review, best
morning show in the country period. They're the most interesting
and funniest bunch. Thank you do. I need to read
this one if you want. This is a negative one.
I have an idea instead of water boarding the terror

(01:04:25):
suspects at Guantanamo Bay, make them listen to nothing but
Z one hundred in New York. We would have to
put them on Suicide Watch. Of course it's a friendly person.
Well there you go. Thank you. See. I don't know
if many people are consumers that go to yelp to
see what should I listen to this show? Let me
see what yelps is. It's a little different than you

(01:04:47):
know going on and you know buying T shirts or
you know something I don't know. Doesn't that make you
want to hunt that person down though, and be like,
what crawled up your button? Died just out of curiosity?
You don't keep in mind. I mean what we offer,
what we do on this show is we're not We're
not like in We're not out there forcing anyone to listen.
If if they want to listen to someone else, they
have choices, and if they're dumb enough to listen, and

(01:05:10):
they and continue to hate it and keep listening, does
their review really make sense? I cannot tell you how
many people complain on our show about our show, and
they complain over and over and over. They complain for years,
and I'm like, well, then go listen to someone else.
You know, no offense. If we're not your cup of tea.
I get that. I don't even like sucky radio, and

(01:05:32):
they just keep coming back exactly anyway, Well, Nate, why
are you sending me all these reviews and tell them
and telling me not to put them out? I don't
know if you edit, if you censor some of that,
I think it should be okay, all right. I grew
up listening to Ze one hundred from the late nineteen
nineties two now I still listen to it. I used
to love the Morning Show with Elvis Duran and but

(01:05:53):
then people started getting on my nerves that with that
fake Bronx attitude out fake believe me, that's not fake faith. Plus,
they have idiots like Scary Jones and Greg t and
come on this show, it's just a joke. But the

(01:06:14):
thing is they keep listening. So who who's dumb? Here
are you with your own life that you have to
go out of your way to rate a radio station
on rock YELP, Come on, I don't know. I don't
know they're doing it. You know, Look, we love you listening.
If you don't like it, I understand. I would rather
you not listen because I don't want to be the
reason why you feel like you're having a bad day, right,

(01:06:37):
you know what I'm saying. I don't know, But there
are so many choices. It's it's not like the old
days of eighty radio stations in a city. You know
how you now have eighty million chances to find something
different to listen to online or whatever. Why would you
keep listening to something you hate? Makes no sense. I
wouldn't listen to this crap. Oh I'm kiddy. I listen

(01:06:59):
to Full Times when I'm not in and you guys
sound great because you're not on I don't know anyway,
So that's it. Uh. If you love radio aside, don't
don't yelp about this show. That's kind of silly. But
if you love a product you bought or someone who
sold it to you, or someone who hosted really well

(01:07:20):
or something that tasted really great, go on to yelp
or go or wherever, Google or whatever and say love
it five stars. You deserve it, so it'll make it
a little more a little more positive for them, a
greater experience. Um, what else is going on today? Mom's
Day is on the way? Is anyone I miss my mom?
You know? I wish, I wish I could send her something,

(01:07:41):
but Heaven unfortunately they don't deliver flowers up there. Hey, So,
Froggy and I have dogs. Anyone else have dogs? I
know Samantha does and Scotty eb So. I live out
in the country where we have a major tick problem
every single year. Right, And Alex's my husband. He's so
afraid of ticks because he's heard of these diseases. They

(01:08:03):
can bite you and then you can't you can't eat
meat or you'll get sick. You know, things like that,
it's a true thing, and or lime disease. Whatever. Uh
So I give our dogs these this medication they take
and so if a tick bites them, they die, the
tick dies. Right? How come they don't have that for humans?
Why is that next card for humans? And I mean

(01:08:25):
totally serious, No, I agree. I don't know why that
doesn't exist for humans. And if a human takes it,
is it terrible to do? Well, I'm not taking it
until they say it's ok. I've got it. It's funny.
So yesterday I gave my dogs actually their next card,
and there's one left over. You want me to go
try to you men to take it and see. No,
it's got a meaty it's got a very like a

(01:08:46):
beefy smell taste. No, it's got to be good. The answers. No, okay, No,
if they if they said it's good good for humans,
they would they would tell us or something, or maybe
they found out somehow it's not good for humans the
hard way. But anyway, Yeah, so what else I mean? Dogs?
I mean, they get this medication that does great stuff

(01:09:06):
for them them like heartworms. Do I get heartworms? I
don't know. I don't think we get those those humans.
So people are telling us we should buy more chickens
because they eat ticks. They chickens eat ticks. Yeah, they're
big tick eaters. Okay, so I went, I went down
eat that tick. Uh ticks? Yeah, I'm sure they're full

(01:09:28):
of protein. I don't know. All right, I went. I
went down my list, and I've done everything I can do.
I'm gonna go down a tab Brevecto should have gummies.
You know I've done. I've gone down my list. Does
anyone have anything they want to bring up? I think
you do, because it's time to go around the room.
What's on your mind? Producer Sam, we'll start with you.

(01:09:50):
What's going on? Do not fight your nature? And my
nature is I need to write stuff down. I don't
use a date book in my phone. I need a
damn calendar. And I messed up big time because Elvis,
your assistant, Andrew is selling me his old couch, which
I really am excited about. So I went online to
sell my current couch. The only problem is I decided

(01:10:13):
not to enter it in my date book, and I
was off by an entire month. So the woman comes
to pick up the couch and when I reach out
to Andrew, he's like, sweetheart, you're not getting my couch
until next month. So my mom to the rescue. I
stole some like you know, nineteen nineties Chase lounges from her,
which you could see in the background of my zoom
right now. But yeah, my dumb ass was prepared to
live without a couch for one month because I didn't

(01:10:35):
write something down, which I know I should always do
write it down. I'm sorry exactly. If it's not a calendar,
if it's not a my calendar, it doesn't exist. I
am right. Williams like, what the hell were you thinking?
Oh my god, I don't know. I didn't write it down,
so I forgot what I was thinking. But the point
is we don't have a couch. Then, Hey, Froggy, what's
up with you? Did you figure out which dog pooped
the floor? Yes, it was the it was Rex. It

(01:10:56):
was yeah, because the other dog went outside went poop.
No problems, okay, just checking. Yeah, we have poop. I
d we know where it comes from. I want to say,
I know the other day we talked about my coke
zero obsession. Some people call it an addiction. It's not
an addiction. It's an obsession. Um. But I don't need
people to be threatening me on on DM. Those of

(01:11:16):
you who are being nice and kind and saying like, hey,
you know you should try water, or you're being very nice,
I appreciate it. But those of you who are like
threatening me and like being jackasses about it, I don't
really need that, So thank you. I appreciate your concern.
But it's coming across What are they saying over something
so stupid? It's one guy's like, maybe that's why you
had an aneurysm. I'm like, okay, great. It's so nice

(01:11:40):
to know people from the actual medical community are checking
in with you right exactly. Thanks appreciate it. People are
a holes h scary, what's up with you today? You know?
The more time marches on, the longer I go without
sitting here without unpacking my suitcase from last weekend. I
went to Nashville, and it's been sick on the side

(01:12:01):
of my bed where I don't sleep. I only I
sleep on one side of the bed. My suitcase has
been sitting on the other closed, just sitting there for
a week and now I'm like, no, you know what,
I'm just now it's like a fight between me and
the suitcase. It's a kind of a standoff. So now
I figured, you know what, I want to plan another
trip just so I could just use it and go
away with it again and and be fully packed. It's

(01:12:21):
it's crazy to me. We've all done that. You know what,
You're not alone, It's you're fine. I find you totally normal.
Leave it in there, you'll need it one day, then
you'll unpack it. Yeah, my shirts have permanent creases in them.
There you go, Gandhi, what's up with you? Well, I've
told you guys for a while that I don't know
how I did it, but I am slowly and surely
killing off my computer. But I decided I was going

(01:12:42):
to stick with it until I had to get a
new one. I think yesterday I did the thing that
is going to force me to get a new one.
And you all saw it happen. Scottie b asked me
something about my cereal. I held the bowl up to
the camera and tilted it so that he could see
my cereal, and milk got all over my keyboard. So
now my b my n and my j do not work,

(01:13:04):
which is not fun when you're trying to write the
news because I'm trying to figure out what I'm saying
to myself. It's crazy. Are you going to call somebody
a bitch? Exactly? I can't not on my keyboard. But
when I get my new computer, it's on again. I
can't wait. All right, bring them, bring it on a computer.
I have to send one to Frog. You might as
well send you one too. Do you need one? If
you're handing them out, I'll take one. If not, no worries.

(01:13:27):
Oh no, I've been killing this thing for a while.
Believe me. There's a price to pay. I'll tell you today.
So I just want to thank people like Scary and
Josh and Um and Jeff because they're the ones who
make us sound good every single day. And I know Scary.
No one realizes that Scary's also pushing buttons and stuff.

(01:13:48):
And when the equipment fails and they try to come
to your rescue and help you out it. You know,
they have all the patients in the world. So I
appreciate them. And I'm still amazed that technology is what
it is, that no matter what, we can figure out
a way to make it work, and it's just it
still baffles my mind every day how amazing these things are.
So thank you to you guys, and thank you the

(01:14:09):
technology in general. Even though I don't understand a damn
thing about it. It's great. It's it science and technology
saving our lives every day. And I agree, we do
have the best family of people to keep us on
the air, and we do appreciate it. Finally, Senota straight Nate,
what's up. Oh, well, I remember the other day, I
said the pest control guy, I was going to try
and figure out what's living in my wall. Oh what

(01:14:29):
did they find? Well? He said, it's a bird nest, right,
So I looked and I sat there and I watched
the bird flying, and I'm pretty sure it's a sap sucker.
So I don't know. Do I leave it until the
babies fly the nest? Why not? They won't be that
much longer. Let them, let them go, I know, but
they're gonna be crapping in in my right about my

(01:14:51):
powder room. Well, then shoot them, shoot them in the head.
That's terrible. The alternative if you move, if you move
the nest out, there's a very good chance the birds
want on to have a mother. That's yeah, it's a conundrum.
I mean, wait, just wait, let him alone, all right, fine,
leave him alone? Where ear plugs? Loud birds? It's okay.

(01:15:13):
And then as soon as they fly they held out.
Plug your holes. Imagine what the birds are thinking. We
were living here happily and this idiot built a house.
What did you do there? Still bad you? All right,
let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. Uh, and then we'll move on with our lives.
Gandhi your first. What's going on? All right? The Prime

(01:15:35):
Minister of Israel is calling a deadly stampede a huge disaster.
Most of the people injured are now out of the hospital,
but at least forty four worshippers were crushed to death
during religious festival at the base of a mountain. It's
estimated that up to one hundred thousand people had gathered
to celebrate. Witnesses say it was so packed that there
was no place to move around. That's when the singing

(01:15:55):
and dancing erupted into chaos after a crowd fell down
a staircase and trapped other beneath them, including children. The
Prime Minister has been to the scene and says Sunday
will be a day of national mourning. The Navajo Nation
is sending personal protective equipment to India to help the
country deal with a tremendous surge in COVID nineteen cases.
The president of the Navajo Nation says that friends from

(01:16:17):
all over the world sent supplies and donations when his
people were experiencing a high rate of coronavirus cases, so
they were able to stockpile masks and some other supplies,
and they plan to do what they can to help
other people out, including India. The tribal president says close
to seventy percent of his nation is now vaccinated, putting
the tribe very close to achieving herd immunity. And finally,

(01:16:37):
we know that a lot of talk has been happening
this year about space and space travel and things we
can do out there. And now one company is trying
to do something interesting and that is having an MMA
fight in space. They want a zero gravity fight. I
know how you even do that. I'm not positive. Shoot
them up to them. Well. A new production company called

(01:17:00):
Base eleven claims to be gathering forty mixed martial artists
from around the world to compete for twelve months in
specially designed training facilities. The training and conditioning programs will
copy those used in astronaut training, and the plan is
what we've said space fighting. The Space eleven team includes
X SpaceX employees, astrophysicists, and astronomers so that they hate

(01:17:20):
know how to make this a reality. They say that
the show will be in twenty twenty three, so they've
got some time to figure out how to make each
other get hit in space. I don't know how you
do that with no gravity. We'll see. Those are your
three things? Thank you, Gandhi. Hey you want to win
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dot com. We're back after this. I just think this

(01:18:05):
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(01:18:29):
lots to do here. We're gonna get into sound of Garrett.
Danielle's report is on the way. What do you im
coming up, Danielle. Oh, let's see we are going to
talk about Oh, I'm loving the collaboration rumors with Justin
timber with Justin Bieber. I keep saying Justin timber Lake,
I think it's I know tomorrow's May so it's in
my head. Yeah. Okay, By the way, we need a

(01:18:49):
move you back to the other microphone thing we are
or is this the other micra Well this isn't the
other one. To just move the other one to your
lips and I can make the quick switch right here.
Move the other one to your lips. Yes, what do
you does that mean? There you go? Hello? How about
now it put down my lip? That better? Oh yeah,

(01:19:10):
well use the R twenty Hello? Can you hear it? Oh? Yeah,
that sounds bread. Why didn't we use it the whole show?
Why are we just coming up with that two and
a half hours into the show. This is the best
idea ever. It was a light bulb that just went
off on my head. Oh gosh, I wish you had
changed that light bulb earlier. She's got big microphones in
her face. I'm like, well, wait, why why don't I

(01:19:30):
just turn this one on and the other the first time? Well?
Then one? Didn't we do this the whole time? I
don't know, Froggy. We want everyone to understand why you
just said that? What does that mean? You know? Have
you ever had two big, two big microphones in your
face at one time before? No? Never before? All right, Okay,
it's Froggy, Froggy, I know, but this is great. So
you're talking on one system but listening on another exactly. Yeah,

(01:19:52):
but during the commercial, I'm going to try and switch
to one system. I don't know. This system is working right,
this works really good? Right now? I you're myself weird,
and my headphones. I think I have to switch my
headphones from the mic to the computer. That's right, Okay,
well we'll do that. Okay, we'll do a minute. But
whatever you're doing now, it sounds great for ten million
people versus one. Would you. I would say what I

(01:20:15):
want to say, but I get in trouble for saying it,
so I can't say it anymore. Good. I'm glad. I'm
glad we have laws. Hey, I do want you to
talk about something that happened to you. Your mom is
moving from yeah, or house that she's lived in for
what twenty years? I think, oh yeah, for a long
time with your father, even though you never technically lived there,
it was your mom and dad's house for many many years,

(01:20:36):
right yeah, uh huh. And my sister grew up there,
but you know, I grew up in the Bronx. And
this is like, you know, Sohmer's New York. So she's moving.
She's moving by me, which makes total sense because after
my dad passed, she's in a really big house and
it doesn't make sense for her to stay there. But
it's still very emotional. So I went there yesterday and
I was helping her pack, and she wasn't there when

(01:20:57):
I first arrived, and I just walked around the house.
My dad has this baseball office where it's all baseball
figures and a big collection of Yankee memorabilia, and I
kind of just walked around there and I just started
crying because I just remember my dad sitting at his
desk and when I would come over, he'd get up
and he'd be like, hi, Danny, and he'd come over

(01:21:17):
and give me a big hug. And you know, it's
not going to be like that anymore, and it's it's tough.
And I feel bad for her because she's moving her
whole life and it's different. And I know that she's
excited to be by me, but she doesn't have my dad,
and it's a lot and I feel bad for her

(01:21:38):
and I it's just a lot of stuff. You know
what this says and we have to remember is you
know the place where you live, it's it's a house,
but it's also a home some places you live. I
look being in radio, I lived in so many apartments
all over the country, and the boxes I never unpacked,
those were just like places I stayed right. Yeah, But
you know, there are certain places that become your home

(01:22:01):
without even knowing it. You know, the memories, the memories
are are are are born there and uh, I see
what you're saying. You know, it's that's why it's so
important to feel like you're in a home. You don't
want to feel like you're just living in a borrowed space,
right and um, and that's what's what happened, you know.
That's why your your home is so important. It's your

(01:22:21):
it's your safety box. It's the place where you go
where you know, even if you've lost your husband or
a family member, Um, you're still there with your memories.
And that's that's a that's a great thing. So she's
convinced Dad's following her because I'm like, Mom, you know
you always tell me you see Dad's goes sometimes or
you hear him or he does things. I said, maybe
the next people you should leave them a note and

(01:22:41):
just say like, hey, just so you know, give my
husband my forwarding address. That won't freak them out or anything. Yeah,
probably you know what do as you wish. I think
that's so cool though, it's you know, and you don't
realize it until it's time to pack. Up and move it.
I don't know the house I'm standing in right now,
I'm sitting in right now. You know what, this has
been my home for god twenty one years and uh,

(01:23:06):
one day we'll sell it. And it's gonna it's gonna
it's gonna be awful. It's gonna be the worst day
ever unless I get like a really great price for
itsas I'm so sad to leave. But hey, um, let's
get into the sound with Garrett. Garrett, what do you
have going on today? Let's go good morning? All right,
let's talk about the NFL draft last night. The number

(01:23:28):
one pick, as we all know now, Trevor Lawrence went
to the Jacksonville Jaguars. But as tradition, when Roger Goodell,
the commissioner of the NFL, walks up to the podium
to announce the draft, you boo the heck out of him.
The first pick in the twenty twenty one NFL Draft,
the Jacksonville Jaguars select Trevor Lawrence quarterback Clint Are they

(01:23:53):
bowing him or the noo performance? Maybe a little bit
of both, Maybe a little bit of both, but yeah,
every year, why do they do that? Yeah? He is
like the villain, like because he worked for the thirty
two owners of the NFL, so he makes them billions
of dollars and does really nothing for the fans. At
the end of the day, they blew him every single
pick all night long. Okay, even last year. All right,

(01:24:15):
let's talk about the Tonight Show. Last night, Jimmy Fallon
did his hashtags hashtag why I'm single. I'm single because
I get mad at people in real life for things
they did in my dreams. I tried flirting with the
guy by saying his smile is great. He says he
gets it from his mom. I replied, your mom must
be hot. Then he says, I think Tarto's are too sharp,
so I bought off all the corners first before I

(01:24:36):
eat them. I call them round detos. She says. My
day pronounced the L and salmon, and I said out loud, well,
you're not the one. All right, let's talk about new
music that dropped. This was from Afrojack David Ghetta. It's
called hero I still love the end of a Disney cartoon,

(01:25:14):
like when the credits love it and they're all dancing
kid leroy we have he has this song without You
and he put Miley Cyrus on the remix, and it
sounds like this, Miley's doing kind of like backup harmonies
on him. Piece of Meat are seventeen years old, turns

(01:25:39):
eighteen in August. Wow, look at that. He's already doing
him so well. And he just got like a million
million dollar record deal that he can't really touch until
August when he turns eighteen, which is kind of interesting. Um,
all right. DJ Khalid has a new album, Khalid Khalid,
and this is the first one that we're going to
sample right now. It's called I Did It, featuring Megan
the Stallion, Post Malone and Debate Be and it sounds

(01:26:00):
like this, I came up, I did it. I did
it to change up, I did it. I did it,
I did it, I didn't I did it. Oh, Garrett,
You're bringing a lot of great music today. I'm loving this.
One more piece, no problem, one more piece. Uh. This

(01:26:22):
is DJ Khaled with Justin Bieber twenty one Savage called
let It Go the same Time and Money but money
can't make no time. Sometimes it's sunny, but sometimes it
don't shine. But don't shine. Life is a business sometimes. Sorry,
So I'm like, oh, what things I can't could all
good stuff. Yeah, stream that album this weekend. DJ Kaled's

(01:26:44):
new album It's awesome, excellent, Garrett, you're a good American.
Thank you for stopping buying. You're welcome. I have a
great weekend. You you too, Hey, you know who's on
by the way, Lots of texts coming through for you, Danielle.
A lot of hugs coming from the listeners. I mean
a lot. Thank you a lot, uh, Danielle. Your dad
sounds like he was the sweetest man. Thank you for
sharing your stories. We went through what Danielle's going through.

(01:27:05):
It ended up being the best thing for my mom,
but it's still difficult and she still misses her previous home.
A lot of people reaching out to say they love you, Danielle.
Thank you. There you go. Oh, you know who's on
the line, big herm from the RBA. There we go, left,
get it. Let's go in case I need to manage

(01:27:25):
something today. What's your address? Hey, this is a big
hands kitchen. We're loocated at three fifteen North Second Street, Richard, Virginia,
two three two one nine. There is two three two
one nine in Elvis. I afforded to you one who
check sure your voicemails. One not voicemails. But anyway, we've
got two or three letters written to us. Seeing that
Elvis was arresting you, so I decided to write you

(01:27:47):
a letter. I was harassing you. What I never harassed you,
they said, were just giving me a hard time about
your Chane address. I'm like, well, like Daney, I got
some mail now beside bills, but it's really cool time
about saying address. Now. I love you say you're a

(01:28:07):
dress three fifteen year old, Second Street, Rischman, Virginia two
three two one nine Golden Alls. I just love that
you give. I just love that you give the zip code. Hey,
so I gotta say the other day, I'm following you
on as I always do on Instagram. That barbecue Jack chicken.
I gotta get me some of that. That's seriously fantastic.

(01:28:28):
Did you guys see that with the with the yellow
rice and the signature green beans? Love it? Love it?
Did they ship over once again? We can ship? I know, yeah,
hopefully y'all maybe be in the office and maybe if
I can't come in your office, but I'll bring some
barbecue Jack chicken for you. And for twenty fifth anniversary,
I want to do. People have lived in Brooklyn, so
maybe I make an overnight stay or something, but whatever, yea,

(01:28:49):
I mean, we're family. I'm cousin her cousin Big hern
you know I'm telling you now, I'm cousin Big Herm. Yes, okay,
from now on, your cousin, Big Herm. Your name is
getting longer and longer. So if you're Big Herm has
been a part of our family since like the beginning
of the pandemic, right, and he's been feeding our friends

(01:29:10):
in Richmond for many, many years. And if you're from there,
you know Big Herm. And if you're driving through, you
need to go stop by because he's always got food
at the window for you. We love you, Big Herm.
And what are you doing this weekend? By the way, Um,
this weekend, I don't know. You know, Sunday, as you
always follow me on social media, Sundays longingly a family
day and we try to cook, you know, nice breakfast,
lunch and dinner and stuff like that. On Saturday. I
have a couple of small heating events tomorrow. Um. But yeah,

(01:29:33):
so we're just having a good time. We do eleven
to six Monday to Friday. We are about a mile
and a mile and a half right off the ninety five.
If you're on ninety five and didn't matter, we'll were
right off about a mile off if you don't know,
so it's just a mile off ninety five. If you're
driving up for down ninety five, you know, Big Herm
is right there, but I don't know. I know I

(01:29:55):
can get off ninety five, but I don't know what
ZIP code to go to. It is. I'm sorry, it is.
Listen to the voice Big Herms kitchen. Um it's three
fifteen or second Street, Richard, Virginia. Two three, here's two
three two one nine. You got me all confused two
three two one nine. So mails can get cards or
and then els. Y'all do this all the time, and
I might do it every single one day on my

(01:30:16):
social media page as far as I do, like a
live broadcast every day between ten forty five and eleven.
But it's very important based on the pandemic and everything
that's going on. Since somebody has smiled, I mean, whatever
you can do, whether there's a text message and if
they don't respond, you know, we all know about relationships,
but whether it's a text message or whether it's a
voice mail or something. Even if it don't respond, you
know they got it and you know they're gonna be okay.

(01:30:36):
So and I've been saying that since the last time
y'all introduce them to the show, almost a year ago.
But no, it's it's just it's too much to not
be positive. So let's just get done. That's why we
love you, Big Herm. I'm sorry, cousin, Big Herm. Uh
we we we totally adore you and I can't wait
to see you and I hope you have the best
weekend ever. And uh if if I look, you know,

(01:30:57):
even if you don't drive through Big Herms a code,
you can feel his energy wherever you are in this
world listening right now. We love you, Big Herm. You
take it easy, Big Herm. We'll talk to you soon, okay, Yes, sir,
thank you all right, Bye bye. He's the best guy.
Love Big Herm. Everyone needs a Big Herman. I'm sorry,

(01:31:19):
cousin Big Herman. Danielle, we need to take a break.
We're gonna take a break and we'll do you if
you know what I'm saying. We're gonna do you when
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(01:33:47):
Happy Birthday, Andrew and beep Birthday. We send something over
to his house, but I don't think he's there to
accept it, or he's still asleep. I think he's there
because someone else drops something off earlier. But according to
my little app, the guy is on his bicycle facing
Andrew's apartment. So maybe because he's there, Andrew's not answering.

(01:34:09):
Andrew answered the door. It's not FBI. It's all good.
I'm sure he's just he's tired of the raids. You
know what I'm saying. We have two things we need
to do. First of all, we need to do Danielle right.
And also, if we have time, we got to hop
into the old school time machine. Danielle will start with you.
What's going on? All right? So a machine gun. Kelly

(01:34:31):
says that he wrote his new song love Race in
five minutes. That is totally insane to me that somebody
could write a song that quickly and it'd be that good.
People are really loving it. Selena Gomez has always been
very honest about her mental health struggles. We know that.
So she has gotten together with Rare Beauty brand and
they've launched the Mental Health one oh one campaign. It's
it's in honor of May being mental Health Awareness Month,

(01:34:53):
and she's hoping that young people are going to get
the resources they need. She wants to empower young people
in ways that she didn't feel empowered because she didn't
feel like growing up she had the resources she needed
for her mental health. So she's hoping this will be
easier for everyone. Remember yesterday when we talked about Laura,
she was from Wheel of Fortune and she won that
new home and she got so excited. Well, if you

(01:35:15):
didn't watch it, you didn't see the confetti cannons that
went off when all this happened. The third confetti cannon
went off so fast. All the confetti hit Vanna White
in the face and you actually see it in the background,
and then they talk about it later on. She almost
got hit in the eye. She said she could have
gone blind. It would have been very, very bad if
that didn't go off exactly a fan because she walked

(01:35:36):
right through it. So can you imagine if you're the
person who put out Vana White's left eye? Oh my gosh,
that would be the worst. Jother huge collaboration about to happen.
According to The New York Post, Justin Bieber and BTS
collaborating together, which is so cool, and Variety is saying,
and I guess everybody else right now that Justin Bieber's

(01:35:58):
summer tour is definitely postponed to twenty twenty two. Was
supposed to get back on track in June. You know,
it's been postponed since twenty twenty but since a lot
of COVID restrictions are still in place and this is
mostly an indoor arenas, we're going to have to, unfortunately
wait to see the beabs on the road and post
him alone is a huge fan of Magic the Gathering,

(01:36:19):
which is a card game. I don't know if you
guys know what that is, but it's a collectible and
digital collectible game which has been popular since the nineties
thirty five million players. So he went to a card
shop in La dropped a buttload of money to find
these really rare cards, and all the fans saw him,
so they gathered around and they were so intrigued by
how much money Post was dropping on these cards. But

(01:36:41):
he's got the money so he can do it. And
television the twenty twenty one NFL Draft, WWE Friday Nights
SmackDown The Blacklist, Idol is on Sunday, DC's Legends of
Tomorrow the season premiere. There and Gandhi and I are
always pushing it on you, but ninety day Fiance is
And that's why Danielle reply, something tells me you talk
about it so much. It's it has to be really
bad because I know you guys. You love you love

(01:37:03):
it good, you love awful, awful, train wreck. It's a
train wreck. Love it. Ye. We got Andrew. I got Andrew.
Everybody give me Andrew. Happy birthday. Happy birthday today, Happy

(01:37:27):
birthday Andrew. Thank you all so so much. I appreciate it.
Did you receive your shipment? I did? I have a
whole box of twelve Christie Krems. It's amazing, Yeah, amazing.

(01:37:48):
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to Andrew. When he
knocked on your door with with the donuts, were you like, um,
I think you have the wrong house. Um, yes, I
mean I'm literally in my boxers. So I was kind
of like, oh, okay, thank you sir. There you go.

(01:38:10):
I'm sure he's seen worse. Well, happy birthday. What are
you doing to celebrate? Uh? Andrew, Um, I'm going to
go out for a really great dinner with my whole
family and then hopefully maybe do an outside bar or
something socially distant with masks, you know, the whole deal.
But yeah, he's a stay a gun party. You know what.
You don't have to tell us. I think the day
of saying we went outside, but we were socially distant

(01:38:31):
with masks. You don't have to say that anymore. We
know partying. Yeah, Well, Andrew, you know we love you.
Have a happy birthday. You tell your beautiful family we
said hello. Okay, thank you all so so much. I
love you and I miss you guys so so much.
You'll see believe it, the hell days are okay, bye, Andrew?

(01:38:54):
All right, tell you what. We're gonna take a break
when we come back. I promise you the old school
time machine. Look at that. You know why? It's it's
the parking meters almost expire. We gotta hurry and get
it out, all right. We'll get to that and more
after we come back from this message just coming through.
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at Elvis Duran dot com. It's mail E Duran. In
the Morning Show, Hey, I dare you. I dare you
to keep listening. We may play that song again. Kind
of funny. It's like we just know that every year,
right around the first of May we play It's gonna

(01:39:58):
be me. It's just like that, given we're very predictable
when it comes to things. Hey, how many cups of
coffee have you had this morning? Oh? Yeah, one zero?
I'm considering my second. Do it? Do it? Start the
Friday with a bang. Get the heart fluttering. I know

(01:40:20):
I want. I wanted to skip a beat. Um, Why
are you saying no? Why are you so anti caffeine?
Name No? I listen, it's Friday. You want to relax.
What do you want to be all amped up on
Friday for? You want to relax? You want to chill
out today? Do it? Get an edible or something? I
don't know. I don't feel like this lemonade. No, I'm three,
I'm three. Coke zero's in right now? Wow? You know

(01:40:44):
all three? I keep remembering what Gandhi read and I
and I tried it. It's true. Take try coffee before
you take a nap. Yep, right, the coffee nap. Yeah,
the coffee nap is supposedly like the greatest nap ever.
So you drink coffee, obviously with caffeine in it, and
then you go to sleep, and that caffeine in about

(01:41:04):
twenty twenty five minutes supposedly wakes you up and you
feel great and ready to go exactly. So I'm gonna
take a coffee nap today. Yeah, let me know how
that goes. I will. I can't wait to get back
to you. Yes, Gary, Now, where was it that I
was reading that a blonde roast actually has more caffeine
than a dark roast. You would think it would be
the opposite by the descriptors, but not true. I'll tell

(01:41:25):
you what. Here's what I have here. The roast of
coffee doesn't really matter when it comes to the amount
of caffeine in your brew, but the type of beans
you use does matter. If you're looking for the strong stuff,
go for Robusta, which sounds like like a great drag
queen name. That really does. Robusta beans have twice the

(01:41:46):
caffeine content of the Arabica beans. Rights, I just get
a cant of foldiers. I don't know what's in it. No, yeah, Robusta. Okay,
please welcome to this day's Robusta. Yeah you are blonde
beans or best I heard redheaded beans are really good? Well,
I know, thank you. These are mom jokes, not dad jokes. Up,

(01:42:11):
shut up. Yeah, we're about to crawl into the old
school time machine. That's going to happen in a minute.
Have you thought about what you wanna? Hear? You thought
about it? Yeah? Do you want to just do it
and get it over with fun? Ride? Okay, let's hop
in the old school time machine. Hey, all right, straight night,

(01:42:40):
it's up to you. Where do you want to go? Oh?
I think fifty cent A little kim the magic stitch
up on that magic stick and take a ride there
you go. Is this a fader? It is, yeah, the
magic stick. I love this text we just got. Would

(01:43:03):
it kill you guys to play some Patti Page. Who
is Patti Page? Exactly? Patti Page was born in nineteen
twenty seven. She'd had some hits back in the fifties,
the nineteen fifties, okay, And so I'm just I would
I would love to meet the person who sits I texted.

(01:43:24):
Patti Page had actually a six decade long career. She
did very well. Mum, I'm not even sure what song
we would play by Patti Page. Not well enough to
be on our show, but she did well. Her signature
song is called the Tennessee Waltz. Let's go see who
this is. It's Bob, Hey, Bob, good morning your crazy monkeys. Now, Bob,

(01:43:50):
I do appreciate the fact that you want something different.
I get it. That's that's why we would do the
old school time machine to get away from the stuff
we play every two hours. You know what I'm saying.
But Patti Page is reaching back really far. What sparked
you to request Patti Page? Bob, Well, part of it
is that I'm just kind of a wise ass. But

(01:44:12):
oh yeah I did. I'm old enough to have grown
up with these old Vinyl forty five records, and we
had her song how much is that Doggie in the
Window in our household? Wait? That was? That was a
Patti Page hit? How much is that Doggie in the window?
It was? Yes, In fact, I think it was her

(01:44:33):
her only huge hit. Um that got like, you know,
tremendous radio airplay at the time. Oh, I think Tennessee
Waltz was her big song. I've heard. I never played it.
I didn't play it when it was new. Hey, are
you gonna send me those those questions? Yeah? I sent
it because I want to play a game with Bob,
because Bob's playing a game with us. Okay, you fair enough.

(01:44:55):
So you've been around long enough obviously if you know
Patti Page, you know uh, theme songs from TV shows? Right? Oh?
Absolutely sure. I was quite the TV junkie. Oh really, Okay,
as soon as my email works, i'll do it coming
through in this slack room. Maybe I don't somewhere, Okay,
I'll tell you what, Bob, Uh, these are TV theme songs. Okay,

(01:45:19):
So what I'm gonna do for everyone? You get correct,
I'm gonna give you ten dollars, but everyone you get wrong,
I take ten dollars away from you, so you may
end up owing us money by the end of this.
Got okay? How much is that doggie in the wim dog?
I can't believe she's saying that. All right, Uh sorry,
it's now time for let's test Bob's knowledge TV theme songs.

(01:45:44):
I don't have them, so we can't do it. So
never mind. I just sent it to the slack room.
Say here we go. It's now Oh god, I okay,
thank you Goddy. Uh, it's no time for TV theme songs?
Do we have these ready to go? Scary? Um? My
list doesn't match that list? Send your messages that tech

(01:46:05):
Do you see? What do you see? What you did
to our show? This is the fourth installment of TV
Theme Show. All right, here we go TV theme song.
Uh trivia, Here we go, Bob. Let's see how you do.
Ten dollars for each one you get correct, and ten
dollars away from you to us if you get one wrong.
Here we go. Here's TV themes. On number one, she

(01:46:25):
was working at a bridle shop and flashing queens to
her boy predicted her out in one of those crushing
s Do you know what it is? Yes? That that
sounds like the nanny. That is correct? Who you go, Bob,
I'm very improceed with you. I love you. By the way,
I know Bob's been on with us before. I can
I can sense the sarcasms. So comfortable, You're way too comfortable.

(01:46:49):
All right, Bob? Here is TV themes on number two?
All right? What theme song is that? Oh gosh, I'm
not sure I recognize that, but that little sound at
the end made me think maybe it was from some generation,

(01:47:10):
a newer generation of Scooby Doo. No, that was from
a huge show back the day Home Improvement song. That
sound all time? Yeah, you're down, You're down to an
even steven zero. Okay, but here we go. We have
a lot to go here, Bob. Here is TV theme
song number three, A huge song, huge huge show. What

(01:47:43):
show was it? Oh? Boy, well, this is not one
that I watched. I give it. It sounds like from
the music it was from the eighties. Uh not, it
sounds like I owe you ten dollars, because that was
from sounds like I owe you ten dollars. That was
from Baywatch. May you watch Big Show. All right, okay,
you know was ten dollars, Bob. That's okay, you have

(01:48:04):
you have a chance to make it up here with
song number four. Every night in my house growing up
as a kid watching Jenn my dad watching There you go.
What TV seme theme song? Is that? Bob? Oh? Boy?
Um not that. This one stumps me too. I wrote

(01:48:29):
you twenty now a right that that is a theme
from Mattlocke. You would think the guy that requested Patti
paigemould watch Mattlocke. It's okay, Bob, we still think that,
but instead instead the wise ass is just learning his lesson. No, no,
you're not you. No, Bob, we're loving you. You're You're
only twenty dollars in the hole. It's no big you

(01:48:50):
have you have ten more to go? Here is u
TV theme song number five? Surely you know that TV
theme song? Bob? What is it? Yeah? I've heard that
one even though I was not a regular watcher. That's
Law and Order. Yes, now you only ows ten dollars.

(01:49:11):
By the way, I'll be appearing as the dead guy
on Lawn Order on Thursday, all right, yeah, so you'll
be that. I'll be with a one one rare occasional
when I tune in. Okay, there you go, all right,
here is theme song number six? What is this from?
There you Go? A famous comedian had his own comedy show,

(01:49:36):
The Situation Comedy. What show is that from? I don't
think I watched this one. It's the George Lopez Show.
That song haunted me in my sleep for years because
I would fall asleep watching something and it comes on
overnight and I wake up to them jumping on the trampoline.

(01:49:56):
All right, here we go. I think you'll get this one.
TV theme song number seven. What is it? Oh? Of
course Time Street? Yeah, excellent, Good Bob, good bob. Now
you only owe us ten dollars. This is good. All right.
I think you're gonna do well on this one too.
TV theme song number eight, Twilight Zone. Yes we're back

(01:50:24):
to even. Yeah, we're back to even. You owe us nothing,
We owe you nothing. This is great. We can stop now,
or we can keep going. You want to keep going? Oh,
this is I'm having a blast. Let's keep it. Of course,
Here we go. TV theme song number nine, Brady Buddy,
Absolutely ten dollars, big money coming your way. Here we go.
TV theme song number ten. Mm hmm, The Adam's Family,

(01:50:48):
absolutely twenty. We're getting iconic with these. Now these are right.
You're getting good. Here, you're getting good, Bob, you're the best.
All right. Here's TV theme song number eleven. What's that island?
Absolutely wow, you're killing it? Thirty dollars. Se I wouldn't
get all these two. Uh. Here's TV theme song number twelve,

(01:51:16):
What is it good? Your job? You're killing it, You're
killing it, forty dollars. All right, here we go. Here
is a TV theme song number whatever's next? Here? All right?

(01:51:40):
Big titles in the words all right, big hinting that
one never heard it? The oh that was girlfriends and
the guy was singing girlfriends. So okay, you're still at
thirty dollars, Bob, let's keep going. Here is your next
TV theme song, huge, shuge show, but more recent than

(01:52:11):
Gilligan's Island. I'm gonna tell you, Bob, what song is
that from? Yeah? Yeah, you really had my error before
with Gilgan's Island. Um, yeah, well, I take it. The
title is not in the words to this one. Uh
not yet. I ain't coming up. I'm coming up with
big show. It's called scandal all right, big show. Yes, okay,

(01:52:34):
we have one more to go. Can you tell us
what song is this from? Show? Yeah? What? What show?
West Wing is? Right? Yeah? Turn it around, Bob. I'm
so mad. I wanted you to owe us money, but

(01:52:55):
we owe you thirty dollars. Bob, good for you. I
love that. Well, all right that I'll teach you to
request Patti Page songs. Yes, it certainly will. I am
duly schooled. I am chapteris nodding my head in Shane,
it was. It was honored to have you here, Bob.
You did really well. Thank you for listening. Hold on

(01:53:15):
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