Short Hair Don't Care

Corey wants her hair short, but her hubby doesn't? Uh oh. Plus, the number one issue breaking up marriages and it's not what you think.

Episode Transcript

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See a Star, one O,one, three, more variety from the
two thousands of the nineties and todayit's Marcus and Corey. It's Wednesday,
it's six zo four. Oh,it's happening, y'all. It's up down.
Good morning everyone, hullo. Howare you, Corey? I'm okay,
you know, with everything going onmy um, I just get a
text from my husband because he's supposedto hit the road today and he's running

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behind the movers. Really, themovers he hired were there, I don't
know until like after eight pm.Like they got there at eight in the
morning. They were still there ateight pm. They were moving your Oregon
house out for twelve hours. Idon't know what that's. That's I've never
had that experience. I've always beenlucky. Yeah, it's always been like
two three hours, right done.I don't know what was going on.

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There's nothing sex here than watching acouple of strong arm and individuals lifting the
things and saving your back. Youever seen them. They literally put three
boxes stacked up on their back.Yeah, like with a strap. They're
like pack mules. It's amazing.I don't think that's what he had yesterday.
I think he had less people thanhe was supposed to. I think
there were supposed to be more.Might have been a two man crew,

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and it's like, what are youdoing? Don't forget that Corey and her
husband were the one percent in Oregon. So the house is massive, right
that too. I was explaining thatto my cousin who's still in town.
I'm like, yeah, there's twoof them. Their house was like three
thousands of gray. The only reasonwe had that house is because there was
nothing available and we were getting kickedout of our rental. Dog had their
own room. That's what I heard. Crazy. I heard that it was

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a try level and there were dogbeds on each levels. Dog had their
own lap pool. You know it'sfunny, is M. I heard that
you guys are d bags and theirreport said, after doing some extensive research,
your d bags. All right,So so wait, hold on,
who are they still there? They'recoming back in this morning? They gone?

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Is when the room finally gone?It just set everything right right.
Husband's on like a little road tripto California. Now he hasn't left yet.
He was already he was supposed toalready be on the road. He's
not yet. The best give usa couple of selfies with the dogs in
the back. Oh, that's sohim. That so sounds like we need
some content. He's not an influencer. He'll he'll take pictures of the dogs.

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Sure, No, I need something. I need him at like in
front of the Shasta Bowl sign shirtless, shirtless, three dogs with all your
stuff in the back. Have youmet him? What are you talking about?
Give me something, Jeff, that'sgreat. I'm excited for you guys.
I'm excited for him to be here. It's it's gonna be a very

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packed a couple of days because I'vebeen packing up my apartment because I'm getting
out on Saturday, and so there'slike boxes all where the German shepherd would
normally lie down. And that's gonnabe interesting. Oh yeah, Oh you
guys are Oh they have to stayin the house with everything packed up.
That's gonna be that's a lot ofbody heat. You know. I haven't

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heard anything about the new house,so I don't know. We might be
homeless. This store your hand,I don't know. I just I had
a lot of wine yesterday and itwas good. Yeah. Corey did also
report twenty four hours bar free.Yes, we got that going for us.
I have not thrown up in twentyfour hours. Wow, I know
that's sad. I'm talking of thismuch about that. All right, we

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can move on. You could havenot said bodily flute type would have been
okay all day. He said,barf is the same thing. No,
yeah, wow, here we go, Here we go, started the show
off. I note, um,I've really enjoyed having my cousin in town.
I would like him to move inwith us. I don't say that.

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No, it's not going to happen. But so you know, he
was here from my dad's memorial.He and I are the same age.
We've reconnected recently. He's a gooddude, and every day this week he's
like, let's go for a walk, Let's go for a walk, Let's
get outside. But he's he's activeand healthy. He thought I was thinking,
were you guys sitting in that basementapartment video games? Dude? I've

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no, I've done so many hikes. I got fourteen thousand steps yesterday,
we caught some elevation yesterday, Iwent I went to we have so many
trailheads where I live. And he'slike, how come you out here every
day? I'm like, I don'tknow, dude, if you're I told
him, I said, if Kilais not going to drink itself, yeah
right, thank you, I toldit. If you're not here, I'm
not doing it. You know,I'm afraid of the mountain lions and coyotes

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and frankly falling down because you know, my my coordination not so good.
Well, you can't go by yourself. And I say that to anybody,
right, you shouldn't go hiking byyourself. Right. But he, you
know, he's been just hanging out, so we've been able to go like
one so our thing has always hasbeen we go to lunch and then he's
like, I know you want totake a nap right now, but we're
going for a walk. And bywalk he means like three miles. So

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I've been doing I've been clocking amile and a half to three four miles
yesterday, like I said, fourteenthousand steps six miles. Uh. And
then we get no, here's theother kicker is and you know me,
so you know how much I'm like, Uh, We get home, I
make dinner, we eat dinner.He's like, all right, we're going
for a walk. Another walk.We do tid two walks a day for
the last three days, and I'mtired of it. That's a lot.

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This is the guy that last weekwants to go to the gym but it's
too busy, sleeping in his carin the parking lot. Look, man,
I guess you technically did go tothe gym. If you're in the
parking lot, right, you shouldn'tgo inside. This job takes a lot
out of me. Man, Ileave it up. I leave it all
out on the field. Oh god, right, buddy. Okay. Anyway,
he leaves tomorrow and I'm sad aboutthat. Yeah, I'm as sad

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about that too, because we needthis good influence on you, I know,
because you're just gonna go back toyour old habits by accountability partner,
you're old bad habits. Maybe Ineed to just get an assistant or something
or or somebody. I don't know. Have you had anything to drink this
week? I have not, ma'am, seriously, not at all. Okay,
not since Saturday, not since theBig Family A raucous The family poker

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out on Saturday took me out.I mean, he's basically fifty percent tequila.
Yeah, I know. Yeah,I'm more about the withdrawals. No,
once we get past that phase,you're good. I haven't had any
I'm fine. All right, let'skeep it that way. Man. How
are you, dude? I'm doingwell. What day is it? Wednesday?
It's Wednesday, bright little dude lookingat a three day weekend. Yeah?

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Good. And then I got aweek so I won't be here for
a week after next. I'm goingon a little trip. So next week
you're here. The week after youare not. I'm looking forward to that
too. Okay, you're going tosleeping in the Shingle Springs house. Yeah.
My in laws own a house aplace called Shingle Springs near Sacramento.
We're gonna do all the family stuff. Sacramento zoo. It's just farting around,

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but it'll be good to get awaya little bit. Is it weird
that I didn't know Sacramento how tozoo? I've lived here in my whole
life. It's a big city.Is it weird that I don't like the
term farting around? That is alittle weird. I don't like that term.
Well, but yet you'll say bodilyfluid's no problem. Yeah, because
if you say you're farting around.All imagine is you walk around farting?

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Oh sorry, I talk a lotabout poop and farts at my house.
You got a five year old boys, it's dinner conversation yesterday. This is
this was a story, a great, great story from the dinner table yesterday.
Hey, hey, guys, soEli today he drew a picture of
a bad guy with his butt out. Wow, that's a huh A little

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Kids are fun, They just are. I have a friend who told me
that when he was a kid,his buddy tried to explain the difference between
men and women, and the wayhe did it was like, well we
are you know, we've got whatwe've got. Women have front butts.
Oh wow, I love that.I promise we're going to raise the bar

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on this show at sometime, won'tWe won't. That's you're still here.
How old was a person? Yeah? What was he? Twenty six?
Then? No, this was likemaybe not even middle school, very young
but front mutts. All right,let's make that a hashtag today. Let's
get it trending. WHOA what's comingup? So this morning your first chance

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to win someone's going to be samMotaloe County Fair tickets fair seasons in effect
carnival rides food. They have dragonsthis year. We don't even know what
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see them, Calisi, dude,if the mother dragons walks out, they'd
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(08:28):
win at seven thirty five. Keepit on well variety from the two thousands,
the nineties, and today it's Starone on one three. It's Marcus
and Corey six twenty one Wednesday.We are trying to decide whether Corey should
cut her hair or not. Arewe talking cut and color or just cut?
Just cut? Okay, I've kindof gotten away from doing crazy.
I did crazy colors for years,and then you know, once it becomes

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a mainstream, I don't want todry it anymore. You're such a hipster.
It's so stupid. But you know, it's like I've got tattoos and
I don't want or need any morebecause that also got really stream. You
don't want to go full sleeve,No, I like my half sleeves.
Like you just got thrown out offour non blonde. Well, I want
to be able to hide them ifI need to, I see, I

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want to, you know, ifI need to class it up a little
bit A real job. No,no, no, no, that ain't
happening. Never get a real jobat any rate. This debate on short
hair long hair has caused a riftat Corey's house. It's not a huge
rift because we have a lot goingon. But my husband likes my hair
long, and it's nice because Ican put it up, I can put

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it in a ponytail or whatever.But when it's short, it's easier.
It saves me time in the morning. So that's my argument. Is there
a compromise in there somewhere? Like, how do you compromise? I cut
it half as long as you wantedto. I don't know. I'm talking
out loud. I'm not I'm justspitballing out loud here. You didn't think
that through? Did not? Really? No? Okay, okay, I

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was working it out in real time. Yeah no, that's a no.
I don't know how you do that. I don't know how you would do
that. So I'm looking at thecomments and I'm trying to figure out we
did. We threw it out toour listening family on Instagram and you know
what I'll do. We're going totalk about this later on, but I
will go through in tally, sothe full tally. One of the comments

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that I thought was hilarious was Karen'shave ruined the look, so I keep
it? I say, keep itlonger. Oh the short hair, bob
looks. I don't like. Thatis the official uniform of the quote unquote
Karen. I'm not going to agreewith that. I feel badly for ladies
name Karen in twenty twenty three thatare actually cool. I mean, that's
not right, no anyway, butum. And then the other argument is

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that you can always grow it outagain. Because I grew it out during
the pandemic, you can so tome, there are there are two schools
of thought here. There is theschool of thought of well, Jeff's your
husband. Who else are you goingto try to impress? Right exactly what?
The more salient argument is, youdo what you want, Mama.
You do what makes you feel good. It's it's easier like you get up,

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you wash it, you throw someyou know, goop in there,
and then you go it's your hair. These are pressing questions that need to
be answered. Hashtag first world problems. You have to get this right otherwise
I don't know. It's it's soI'm literally looking at the comments in real

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time on Instagram and they're just sodivided. I wish I could get like,
I'm okay with taking the advice fromlisteners and go running with that.
But I have to, like,it's going to take a minute for me
to Telly, this is our hearttingjournalism this morning. Hey, you know
what, there's enough serious stuff goingon in the world. It's okay to

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just enjoy. Should Corey cut herhair? Or will she further alienate Jeff
in the midst of their move andshe's homeless? Jump in let us know,
Yeah, hit us with a commenton the Marcus and Corey Instagram.
We'll have a final tally at abouteight ten this okay, or we'll make

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that happen. There's some math involved. There's math involved coming up in a
bit, we're gonna check what's trending. What do you have? So I
don't know if you remember, JeffBridges announced that he had cancer and he's
got an update on how he's doing, and he's doing well good. I
was like, I hope this isgood news that would be a very sad
teach. We'll get into that andmore coming up at six fifty. Hang

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on more variety from the two thousands, the nineties, and today it's Star
one on one three, it's Marcusand Corey. It's six forty. We're
rolling in toward the end of theyear. Yeah, you might be thinking
about end of the school year,that sorry and thank you. End of
the school year. You might bethinking about getting your kids teachers some sort
of gift. Some teachers have weighedin on what not to get, and

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these are spot on. It's interesting. I didn't realize that you did a
gift for your teacher at the endof the year. I mean, you
don't have to, but it's anice gesture. You know, at my
child school, we do stuff forteacher Appreciation Week, we do stuff for
the holidays, and then we dostuff for the end of the year.
And you know, both my parentswere teachers. What not to get?

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Number one mugs? No no mugs, teacher says, I've accumulated so many
freaking mugs in teaching years. Wejust have to batch them up and give
them to the gift store. Unfortunateor the you know, thrift store.
Rather at least they're going somewhere usefulin that vein, I don't need any

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more World's Best Teacher items. Butisn't that flattering? It is, But
like you have to think about,Okay, you've got twenty thirty sometimes forty
kids. Everybody gave you a mugthat could get awkward real fast. Other
teachers weighing in, I would avoidbath products and candles. Sets are very

(13:56):
much a personal preference. I agree. I agree with that because I'm not
a citrus person. I don't likeanything super florally florally floral. I mean,
you can make it a word ifyou want. I guess I am
making a word up. Let's see. Nothing that's this is along the same
veins of World's Best Teacher. Nothingthat says teachers touch hearts or change the

(14:18):
world, et cetera. I haveso many tea towels with that sentiment,
it's very sweet. I like teatowels, but not how I want to
decorate my home. Decorating also verypersonal preference. Right, yes, yes,
totally, this is interesting. Nogift certificates to local places unless you
know the teacher lives there. Alot of teachers commute especially here in the
Bay, can't afford to live inone place. They commute from a completely

(14:41):
separate part of the Bay. Surethat gifts should be it may not be
convenience easy for them to use.Yes, usually no food unless you know
it's something that they would like,right and in that vein, Please no
alcohol. Not all teachers drink.You have to know your teacher. You
got to know your teachers spend theThey say not all teachers drink, because
I think if I was a teacherthere'd be a lot of drink killing.

(15:03):
I'm just saying fair point. Soteacher put over a lot. That takes
us to what should you get?And I think I called this before I
even saw the list. Number oneon the list. I know it's impersonal,
but just cash, cash, Ifrankly think after watching my mother spend
her own money on her room andall teachers do this more than likely this

(15:28):
is weird, but like mob style, just hand him an envelope full of
cash. I just like cash istacky. I know I don't, and
if I was a teacher, Idon't believe I would either. But you
like cash, This is interesting,teacher says, this is going to sound
really weird, but pencils. Mystudents never returned them. I'm always out

(15:50):
as this one she actually likes schoolsupplies. There was one teacher that said,
don't give me school supplies because thoseare for the kids. Right.
If you want to get a giftfor a teacher, don't give her something
that or him that is you're they'regoing to give away. Correct, I'll
give you one more and then andthen we'll move on. But this is
interesting. One mom says, Ibought a session with a local photographer for

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my daughter's teacher and her family.I mean, you know what, going
with a couple of other families gethim something like that? I mean that
was that like three hundred bucks.That's a lot. But if you if
you dip in three four families,it's not as much anymore, you know
what I mean? Yeah, Iguess it just seems like kind of a
weird again, a weird guest.You have to know your teacher, yeah,

(16:33):
because that's like personal. So thiswas interesting. One teacher says,
the best present I ever received froma parent was a nice quality beach towel
and sunblock. Oh to me,beach towel's personal preference. That goes right
in there with home decorating. Thebeach towel though, if it's a beach
towel, you're not getting them towelsfor their bathroom, right, which is

(16:53):
going to be something that people see. You're getting them a beach towel.
And I think sunscreen is very thoughtful. I shouldn't get Paisley twelves for the
restroom monogrammed that No, that frownedupon. Uh, yeah, that's weird.
It's not a wedding present. Youknow what, if you are a
teacher, would love to hear fromyou would love it if you could get

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anything as an end of the yeargift from your kids parents. Let us
know what that is? Used totalk back feature on the iHeartRadio app.
I really want to know if teachersthink the cash is tacky. I don't
think so. I don't think theywould admit that. Well, who knows.
If I was a teacher, andagain I like cash, I wouldn't
admit that I wanted, but Iwould want it. I think that's you,

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not you as a teacher. It'sjust so weigh in on that is
cash tacky to give a teacher oris it welcome? Use that little red
microphone on the iHeart radio app.Send us a talk back. We might
even play you on the air.We're gonna check what's trending next? What
do you have? So we're gonnaupdate on Jeff Bridges. You know he
had that cancer scare and the thingsare going well. Right. I love

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to hear that. That's good news. Did you caught up on that?
And more coming up after Ed Sheerand it's Star one on one three.
Good morning, Star one O onethree. It's Marcus and Corey Wednesday morning,
Good morning. We're gonna be checkingwhich trending. Hey, here we
go talking about what's trending on stee, what's happening in entertainment news, the

(18:19):
biggest stories of the day, andeverything people are talking about today in the
day. Jeff Bridges is sharing anupdate on his health after being diagnosed with
cancer and also coming down with acase of COVID. The Academy Award winner
said that he's filming an FX seriescalled The Old Man, and he was
doing the fight scenes the first episode, not knowing he had a nine by

(18:41):
twelve inch tumor in his body.He did chemotherapy and he learned he contracted
COVID in twenty twenty one, sohis immune system was already weakened by the
cancer treatment. But now the seventythree year old says cancer was nothing compared
to COVID and noted that his tumoris now shrunk to the size of a
marble. It's great. Yes,that's good, he is. I'm a

(19:02):
big fan of his. The iconicdress carry Fisher wore when she played Princess
Leiah and Star Wars is on theauction block. You can find it online
at the prop Store auction, butbe prepared to shout out some serious cash.
So this is the nineteen seventy sevenfilms, so it's technically the fourth

(19:22):
film in the series, but itwas the first one to come out.
It's going to fetch between one millionto two million dollars. Yeah, it's
starting bid. Yeah, one otheritems from Blockbuster movies. There's gonna be
a Harry Potter stuff up for saleas well. That auction goes from June
twenty eight through the thirtieth. That'scrazy. Yeah, that's a lot of
money. But it's a great dressthough, And you know, just keeping

(19:45):
in the theme of Florida because wedid this yesterday the guy who lost his
arm when he wanted to irritate thegators. A Florida man is living up
to the stereotype. After he crashedin Deltona. He was he severed a
utility hole early Sunday and then walkedaway. Cops were processed in this scene,
and a call came into nine whenone about a home burglary in process,

(20:07):
progress, progress, process, progress. He was naked banging on the
door. Wait wait, wait,wait to take it all the way back.
So the guy got in a caraccident, hit a utility poll,
got out of the car, wasnaked, and then proceeded to burglarize a
home. Ye your people, No, they're not. I got out.
You grew up there, I gotout, I got out. He was

(20:30):
arrested, I hope. So yeah, eventually, luckily he was caught.
Now, if they had used agator as a canine, that would be
a true Florida story. Okay,so let me tell you this. One
night, my friend and I wereat a club in Florida. No good
story starts that. Actually, allthe good stories started that way. And
we're driving home and his car pullsup neck to us, next to us

(20:52):
and There's a guy in his carthat I had noticed at the club that
was checking us out, and hehad tea tops that were off of his
car. And I'm in an SUV'sa little higher and I look over He's
completely naked. Wow. And I'mthinking to myself, what do you think
we're gonna do? Go? Oh, okay, We're gonna pull over to
take my kid to Disney World.Can't wait. It's the happiest place on

(21:17):
earth. Hey, the Warriors.Steph Curry has been given the Kareem Abdul
Jabar's Social Justice Champion Award. Ilove that. This is a direct quote
from the presentation. Steph prioritizes upliftingcommunities by fostering equality and creating access to
opportunity. He was the co chairof former First Lady Michelle Obamas We All

(21:41):
When We All Vote initiative. Heused his platform to drive a voter registration,
education, and turnout, and heencouraged millions of new voters to participating
in the political process. I likethat. That's great, among other things.
So he got the award for thefren mean, he's got all the
awards. This one just started comingout in twenty twenty one and now he

(22:04):
picked it up. There you go. Let's see Facebook is warning of the
Look who Died scam. This ishow it goes down. You'll get a
message on Facebook that says, lookwho died with a link. Don't click
on it, Okay, I guesshackers, I will ask you for your
logging info so you can check whodied, and then they grab it and

(22:27):
then they use it, and thenthey suck all your personal info off your
Facebook page and then they proceed toinstall malware on your computer and send the
same message out to all your friends. That's terrible. So don't don't,
I mean don't click on any linksperiod, to be honest with you,
unless you know exactly who they're comingfrom. Go back to the Sports US

(22:48):
real quick. The A's lost aSeattle yesterday three to two. Another game
in that series is tonight, firstpitch at six forty. Let's go A's,
and then the Giants are still inMinnesota. They're on a road trip.
Game three of that series is goingto be at ten ten this morning.
Let's go Giants. Catch what's trendingevery weekday morning on the fifties.

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That's at six fifty seven. Fiftyand eight fifty am and connect now with
the Marcus and Corey socials and blogs. That's at com Corey furiously tallying the
results whether or not she should cuther hair. I am, that's the
biggest story we've got going this morning, because I don't think people can decide.
I don't know if they're helping ornot, or if we're tied,

(23:32):
or what the deal is. I'lltell you. I'll let you know.
That's happening at eight ten this morning. Up quicker than that seven oh five
this morning. You know. SecondDate updates back stay with us variety from
the two thousands, the nineties,and today it's a star one on one
three. It's Marcus and Corey.We're doing Second Date Update. It's a
good morning to Damon Damon. Hello, good morning god. How are you
today? Doing very well? Thankyou? Like a polite he is,

(23:52):
Corey, how are you? AndDamon? I understand from you email that
you are sort of sprung on Nicole, so we're gonna try really hard to
get you a second date. Well, I could use whatever help that you
could give me, because you know, I just felt like we had a
connection, and uh yeah, I'dbe totally down for that. Okay,
so why don't we do this.Tell everybody how you met her, and

(24:14):
then let's run through how the firstdate went. Okay, sure, um,
well we met oddline, we're bothbusy, we're both in the tech
world, and uh, the conversationswere going really good, and so we
decided to grab some Italian food ofthis beautiful place over in sauce Leto and
and she showed up. And youknow, she's a stunning woman, but

(24:34):
she's very intelligent. She's got agreat job with a big company. And
we had a we had a greatnight and a great time and just felt
like the conversation was easy, laughand Bob was good. I didn't get
a kiss, but I got areally nice, warm hug. Got it.
What happened in there happened? Okay, when it's a good hug,

(24:59):
it's a get in there hug,that's what Corey says. Yeah, it
was a kid in there. Huh. Yeah. You know, I felt
like, okay, this is goingto go to you know, the second
date. But I've been texting andemailing but I haven't not heard one peep
from her. So I'm a littlebit stump right now. So I don't
know how long you've been listening tothe show, but what we're gonna do
is we'll have you on mute.We'll call her and see how she thought

(25:22):
the date went. Yeah, um, okay, okay, let's play a
song and then we will we'll callNicole. Okay, it's a second Date
Update Star one oh one three varietyfrom the two thousands of the nineties and
to day. It's Star one onethree. It's Marcus and Corey. We're
doing Second Date Update. We've beenchatting with Damon. So you meant Nicole
on hinge. You guys, you'reboth in tech and she's got a big

(25:45):
job. You've got a big job. Italian food and saucelito sounds super dreamy.
Uh it did job ended with ahug, not on the biggest business
end of a piece of spaghetti.That's fine, that's fine. Yeah,
yeah, sure, and a ghostssentence. I'll tell you what. Let's

(26:07):
call her, see how the datewent for her, and then we'll go
from there. Okay, all right, here we go. Hello him speak
Nicole? Please? Who's calling Nicole? This is Marcus and Corey from Star
one O one three. Good morning, Um, good morning. I'm sorry,

(26:30):
I'm not sure what this is about. Sorry, we do it's not
we're not telemarketers. We do aradio show in the Bay Area and we're
doing something we call a second DateUpdate, and we were wondering if you
would wouldn't mind coming on the showwith us. Um, I suppose we
want to talk to you about adate you went on. So we do
a dating segment and there was agentleman who called that went on a date

(26:53):
with you recently. He would loveto take you out again. He is
enamored, if not sprung, butokay, he's feeling ghosted, and uh,
we just want to get your takeon how the day went. What
can you tell us about your daywith Damon? Okay, distracted phone guy?
That good? Huh distracted phone guy, Yeah, that's what he's in

(27:17):
my phone as now. Um,you know, you know, the guy
on his phone in the entire time, constantly scrolling Instagram, Facebook, whatever
during dinner. Corey has no ideawhat that's like. What do you mean?
Well, oh, well, ohyou I was like, my husband
doesn't do that, but you dothat. Mark's constantly doing that. It's
really frustrating. Sorry, I'm likeI'm going to take your phone, So

(27:41):
you're saying basically he was just onhis phone the entire time, because he
didn't make it sound that way.Higher dinner, I was trying to really
be old school and have a niceconversation. We were in a lovely restaurant
in Satlito and Italian food and wine, and it was beautiful. Um.
We had a good connection before onOn Hinge, and he just seemed distracted

(28:02):
the entire time. I mean Iwas asking him about his family, his
friends, his job, and hewas kind of answering. But the whole
time he was scrolling and I mean, what are you even looking at on
a first date? Instagram? Aptics? I mean, come on Tinder,
no doubt he's kidding, okay forimmature, super immature. I'm just not
interested in that. Got it.So here's the thing, Nicole about this

(28:26):
segment. Damon's actually listening right now. Yeah. Sorry, Oh but we're
here to thank you, We're hereto learn. We are kind of Damon.
Well, I'm learning, I'm learning, Damon. Sorry, I tell
him, Nicole, how are you? I heard every single you said.
I think that you kind of maybestretching the truth and little bit Uh,

(28:48):
you know, we did talk,and yeah, you think I wouldn't paying
attention. I was. I waslistening to everyone, hanging on every word
you said. Okay, you saidyou had a dog, right, I
have two cats and two hedgehogshog.Oh my gosh. I was just gonna
say, can we throw up onthe radio. There's technically illegal in California.

(29:12):
But anyway, never mind, okay, never mind. Yeah, yeah,
we'll talk off the air. Yeah, maybe you should. Maybe you
should have put that on your profile. Who what normal chick has hedgehogs?
Wow? Okay, I wasn't.I wasn't scrolling. We're both in tech.

(29:33):
No, we have to keep alertas to what's going on in the
world. I was, I was, I was everything you were saying.
I mean, I thought, great, obviously I have a husky. This
is this is devolving quickly. Okay, yeah, can we get together?
He obviously doesn't realize he has anaddiction to scrolling. You know, you

(29:56):
know when people just mindlessly scroll throughtheir phones. That's not a tech thing.
Huge regeli and probably my biggest pettive, especially because we're in tech.
So no second date. Oh god, now I would like to reverse the
first Date. Oh wow, holdon, hold on, Oh I mean
you got to stay engaged. Yeah, maybe this is a lesson for you,
Marcus. It's so easy to mindlesslyjust be scrolling on your phone.

(30:19):
There's going to be a day whereI get over there and I take your
phone. I don't know what's wrongwith people, but people do this all
the time. You do this allthe time. Second Date Update seven h
five weekday Mornings replays it nine ohfive. Of course, we have a
podcast. It's called Marcus a CoreySecond Date Update. You can listen to
all the past phone calls coming up. A marriage and family therapist checked in

(30:44):
with the number one thing that breaksup marriages. It's not buying and selling
a house. It's not moving withyour husband in a different state, across
state lines while starting a new job, or anything like that. Okay,
not that Corey would know anything aboutthat. Nope, we'll tell you what
it is coming up in about fourminutes. Hang on, it's Star one

(31:06):
on one three. Course, let'simagine dragons. This is Believer, Good
Morning, more variety from the twothousands, the nineties, and today.
It's Star one on one three.It's Marcus and Corey seven nineteen. The
number one marriage killer is not whatyou think. Before we get into it,
I want to remind everybody we're doinga it's like a pole on the
talk back feature. If you're ateacher, we want to know what you

(31:27):
want as your end of the yeargift. Yeah. I maintained that cash
is king and handing your teacher anenvelope full of cash is not tacky.
It is welcome. I guess soI thought, you know, that was
kind of inappropriate, like maybe youshould get them a plant. But I'm
in the wrong. But if you'reif you're a teacher, let us know
what you would like. Again,the talkback feature is that little red microphone

(31:48):
on the iHeartRadio app. All right, so the number one marriage killer.
And you know what, the waythis article is written, it's not totally
inclusive. I feel the need tomention this. This is like it's written
like a man woman marriage. Itdoesn't take into account same sex marriages,
sex marriages. It doesn't take intoaccount you know, gender fluidity or you
know what I mean, anything likethat. So just be aware. But

(32:09):
it's not moving. No, movingdoesn't kill marriages. That's not the biggest
marriage killer. It's not that,or or money issues or anything else.
Really, it says right here,the number one marriage killer is husbands who
don't pull their weight. A lotof wives checked in and said, I'm

(32:32):
coming back as a man in thenext life. That's got to be an
easier ride. Well, I meanyou have to have these conversations where you
say, I don't feel like you'repulling your weight. We are an equal
in this relationship. I mean youcould actually apply this to any relationship,
doesn't matter if you're man or woman. Are two men too correct one part

(32:54):
or not pulling their weight? Right? One of you is not pulling your
weight. You have to share stuffin this case with this article because it
is gender specific, or the reasonit's gender specific is because this lady is
saying, and we talked about thisa few days ago, there was a
divorce layer said the same thing.Yeah, And but she makes it interesting

(33:16):
in that a lot more women inthe workforce, and then there are a
lot of women that are earning morethan their man is. Now check this
out. They do say the moremoney a lady makes in the workforce,
the less inclined she is to dostuff at home. To a certain point,

(33:36):
According to this article psychologically and Iroll my eyes at this a little
bit. Once a woman makes morethan her husband, she will then subconsciously
revert to doing more housework because shedoesn't want him to feel emasculated. I
don't agree with that. I don'tnecessarily either, but it's interesting. Well,
I actually did more housework when Iwas unemployed. Then was that guilt?

(34:00):
Um? Well, just because hewas paying for everything, I felt
like I should step up my game, right, but I didn't feel the
need to do it when I wasworking. So apparently this This expert posted
this on Instagram, and ladies wentoff because in a way that they weren't
happy. Correct, because their husband'snot pulling their weight. She has what

(34:22):
she calls this is one of thosemade up words for twenty twenty three.
A husband. This is a husbandwho does things without at being asked around
the house, stuff that wouldn't normallybe a quote unquote gender role. You
know what I mean, Like,Yeah, if you see something, do

(34:43):
something, you don't have to tellhim to do it. He's going to
do it on his own. AndI appreciate that. You know, Jeff
and I were just heated last nightbecause he's driving down today. Today is
the day he's driving down. Andthere's another so we're trying to get our
documents, clothes for this house we'rebuying, and another list like I'm talking

(35:04):
like fifteen things came in last minute, so and I need this and this
and this, and one of himis another document from my dad. And
I went, I'm not calling him, and he's like, it's your dad.
I'm like, he'll be nicer toyou. He won't be nice to
me. And that's what's stressing meout. And so when we hung up
the phone yesterday, I'm like,I wonder if he's still going to drive

(35:25):
down. Corey literally texted us agrenade last night. Yeah, I don't
think Jeff and I are going tomake it. I'm like, come on,
you can't just drop that out there. But it's fun to do that.
No, it's not. I'm sendingout dramatic texts. Been through the
big d I know. But Icould tell he was legit not happy with

(35:49):
me. And he's like, well, I guess I'll just call him from
the road, okay. And I'mlike, listen, I'm trying to keep
my food down. I mean,I'm happy I've lost ten pounds on this
journey, but it's not healthy.Do you care about my opinion in this
matter? Yeah? Sure, Okay, you're not gonna like my answer,
but I'm gonna give it to youanyway. It's twofold threefold. I want
you to be healthy and feel better. I don't like the fact that you're

(36:10):
barfi of stress barfi. Yeah,stress barfe. That's a medical condition.
Yeah, that sounds professional. Itis your dad. I believe you should
make the phone call. No.Now, I think your dad should be
a little bit less cantankerous. He'sseventy six. I understand that, but

(36:31):
we all have to be adults alittle bit. But he gave us,
he's doing us a favor that helent us money to buy this house.
It's like he just wants his partof it to be done. Now.
The one point you did make whichmade me question my thought was he has
a better relationship in this regard withyour husband. Well, everybody likes Jeff

(36:51):
better than me. That's common knowledge. Like my dad has said that Jeff's
favorite child. But wow, Itruly hope your sister is not listening.
But a week and a half ago, you were feeling guilty because he,
Jeff was doing all the things onthe move and you were just sitting at
home watching TV and going out tolunch, and you said out loud,

(37:13):
I wish there was something else Icould do. This is one of those
things that's different, though. Iwished I could help pack more, and
I did. I was home andI packed, and now I'm packing up
my place. Yes, this isa phone call. This is not physical
labor. Your man has articulated thathe needs you in this moment. No

(37:34):
he doesn't, he needs to doit. Then he tried to cop out
and send me. He like wrotean email. He's like, just send
this to you down. I'm like, I'm not sending this email. He
wrote to the email to send itwas terrible. It was terrible. Picks
it up and send it. No, it's your dead phone call. All
right. I secured the money.You make the phone call. Here's another

(37:57):
talk back moment. If he'd liketo jump in, Who should call Corey's
dad about this wayward piece? Youcall my dad? Yeah? Absolutely,
you want me to? Yeah,I do, really, somebody had.
I don't feel like I know himwell enough. He might actually tell me
to go. Yeah he could.Okay, So who should call Corey's dad
in this moment for this last pieceof documentation. Nope, used to talk

(38:21):
back Mike on the iHeart Radio.Up. Let's get a pole going.
This is great. I hung upwith Jeff and texted you guys. I'm
like, marriage is a while.Oh my god, I know I got
that. I was like, whatAnd it's your fault because I came here
for you. Wow, it isthick day you guys. All right,

(38:44):
use that talkback feature. Let usknow what you think. Who should call
Corey's dad in this instance, Jeff, her husband or Corey seven twenty seven.
We'll check what's trending in a bit. What do you got? I'm
exhausted? Okay. So the dressthat Carrie Fisher wore in Star Wars,
the first Star Wars movies that cameout, is going up for auction.

(39:04):
Oh yeah, if you're interested inthat for a grippa cash. I hope
you have a lot of money,right either that coming up at seven fifty
Hang on Variety from the two thousandsof the nineties and today it's Star one
on one three, It's Marcus andCorey. It's time to win, y'all.
Who wants to go to the SanMateo County Fair. Fun. We've
got four tickets for you to goto the Fair between June third and the
eleventh, and we're talking carnival rides, we're talking food, the Safeway concert

(39:30):
series and this year Dragon. Youcan get tickets at San Mateo County Fair
dot com. Call us if youwant to win this four pack eight hundred,
eight hundred, one to one three. Here we go. It's time
for good news with Marcus and Corey. Sometimes all you need is one a

(39:50):
good thought to make it a greatday. So let's do this. It's
good as news on Star Fee.So I'm going to kick this off right,
Yeah, Corey's gonna kick off goodnews. That's what's up. Okay.
So back in twenty nineteen, there'sa woman named Vicky and she made
news because she helped rescue a dogon the Interstate in Tampa, Florida,

(40:10):
and this earned her the nickname DoggieAngel. So it must have been meant
to be when she rescued another dogearlier this month along this same stretch of
interstate. It was Mother's Day andVicky heard a six year old Chihuahua terrier
named Princess was making some noises indistress. She rushed to save her.

(40:31):
Now she didn't get there before Princesswas hit by a car, but she
scooped the pop up, contacted theauthorities, and took her to the nearby
animal hospital. Vets patched up Princessand soon found out that our owner had
been desperately searching for her. Hername's Lauren. She was relieved to get
the call that Princess had been found. She was in tears. It felt

(40:53):
like a mother's day blessing, shesaid, And Vicky says she loves animals
and is glad she was in theright place at the right time. I'm
definitely one of those people that ifI was on the road and I saw
that i'd stop, I'd probably gethit by a car myself because I would
stop and get out and try tosave somebody. Would you go out the
way you want to? I meandog ducks. If you see like a

(41:15):
duck animal and the babies are crossingthe road, I'm stopping traffic. Okay,
thanks for the warning. I'll lookout for your break lights. My
good news encompasses a lot of thingsthat I love. I love little kids
doing big things. Yeah, thoseare a couple of sisters, both under
the age of eleven. I alsohave a lot of respect for the military

(41:36):
and military families. My dad workedfor the DoD my sister was in the
Air Force, my grandfather World Wartwo, et cetera. And military families
do a lot of sacrifice. Well, this particular story out of Ohio.
These are two sisters, the Zieglersisters, Tessa who's ten, Rayah who's
six. They've raised over ten thousanddollars. Wow or a program called Honor
Flight. This enables vets to visitwar memorials and watch rington DC. Oh

(42:00):
that's sweet. It's the way thatthey've done it that's got me so talking
lemonades and no. So they had. They've been holding yard sales, work
in baseball games and community events.For example, their last yard sale,
they put out a bunch of stuff, didn't price anything, They asked people
to contribute what they could. Theymanaged to raise over eight hundred bucks for

(42:21):
the Honor Flight. Then they raisedfourteen hundred bucks at a local military appreciation
night, another thousand dollars at afundraiser on Veteran's Day last year, and
then they made care packages for activeduty military and placed wreaths on soldiers graves
during the holidays. And also theyspent over the last five years they greet
every veteran returning to the airport inCincinnati from their honor flights. And they're

(42:45):
ten and six and in six,dude, that's amazing. I just they
have recently been named honorary Honor FlightAmbassadors. This is just the cutest,
greatest thing ever to me, Justa wonderful, wonderful thing. And they're
so young to want to be thatpassionate, so very selfless, and and
I respect it and I appreciate it. And so that's my good news.
And that happens at seven forty andeight forty weekday mornings on Star one on

(43:07):
one three, We're gonna check what'strending next? What do you have?
Well? First out, First off, I've got to give a shout out
to Donna in San Francisco who pickedup those tickets to the San Mateo County
Fair. What's trending is the dressthat Carrie Fisher wore in the first Star
Wars movie. Even though it's technicallythe four right that's going to be up
for auction. You just gotta havea lot of dough. Yeah, you

(43:30):
do, it's quite a bit.We'll give you the price coming up at
seven fifty, so you can getyour check book ready. That's on the
way. It's Star one on onethree. It's a deal, Star one
on one three. It's Marcus andCorey Good morning talking about It's what's trending
on Star one O one three.What's happening in entertainment news, the biggest
stories of the day and everything peopleare talking about today in the day.

(43:52):
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are doing cancer treatments like chemotherapy,it weakens your immune system, so to
get COVID at the same time isa nightmare. But the seventy three year

(44:17):
old says that the cancer was nothingcompared to the COVID and now his tumor
has shrunk to the size of amarble. So he got COVID. Pretty
hardcore. Yeah, gosh, Ifeel really lucky because I got COVID.
I lost my sense of taste andsmell in twenty twenty. But I didn't
get any of the long term effectsthat some of my friends have talked about.
I have a friend who got COVIDbefore the vaccines are available, and

(44:38):
she can't drink chardonay anymore. That'sthat's terrible what I was talking about.
But no, but like her tastechange and she lost her sense of smell
and taste, and now she can'tdrink chardonay. You have any idea how
privilege that sounds? Yes, yes, yes I do. But it's just
an example of someone I know.I mean to roll my eyes with you

(45:00):
if you're listening right, I'm notsaying we should feel sorry for sure sounded
dire. No no, no,it's more just like the weird side effects
from COVID, So Jesus go ahead, this is too good. So we
were talking about Jeff Bridges saying thatCOVID was worse than cancer for him,

(45:20):
and I go, yeah, Igot COVID, but no long term effects
like some of the ones my friendshave suffered, like really bad ones.
And Corey goes, I have afriend who got COVID and now she can't
drink chardonnay anymore. I wasn't beingdramatic. It was a matter of fact.
Oh my god, I love youso much. Do you what Marcus
said? Marcus said, let meknow when I should stop giving you a

(45:45):
hard time? And I said immediatelya sap. I couldn't stop myself.
This friend does this? Does shetalk about this a lot? No?
Everyway. It's just I thought itwas interesting how her taste buds changed.
It was more of like, it'sweird how people got affected. Which love
it? Now she can write?Can she still drink her taste grape upon
her? Don't know you you cantaste my fist? Watch it? Jeez?

(46:09):
Would you shut? Oh? Thanksthat it means nothing. Now,
that means nothing. The show intothe stratasyere, please continue. So AnyWho,
the dress that Carrie Fisher wore whenshe played Princess Leia in Star Wars,
which is technically the fourth movie inthis series, but the first one
to come out in nineteen seventy seven. It's going on the auction block and

(46:31):
they're saying it will get between oneand two million dollars. There's a lot
of fun stuff that's going to beon this auction block. Is happening from
June twenty eight, thirtieth. It'sprop Store Auction and they're going to have
some Harry Potter items, a lotof fun stuff if you want to check
it out. So prop Store auctiondot Com is where you're going to find

(46:52):
that. Okay, and then headingback to Florida because you know, Marcus
makes fun of me all the timebecause I'm from Florida. There's yesterday,
we told you about the guy whowanted to irritate the gators and lost his
arm. Right today, we've gota guy who crashed into a utility pole
was able to walk away even thoughhe knocked the pole down. As cops

(47:13):
were processing the scene, a callkeming to nine one one about a home
burglary. There was a naked dudebanging on the door someone's home, so
he got out of his car.I don't know if he's naked when he
got in the accident to the vehicle, walked away from it only to try
to burglarize somebody's house. Like Isaid, I don't know if he was
naked during the accident or after theaccident. He's like, I really want

(47:34):
to take my clothes off. No, it's muggy, you might just hang
out naked naked? Well, Iwas telling Marcus that when I was a
younger woman and was at a nightclubin Tampa, Florida. My friend and
I left and I was driving mySUV and a car pulled up next to
us and the tea tops were offof his car. He's completely naked,
right, and I'm thinking to myself, what do you think we're gonna do?

(47:54):
I'm gonna pull over, can't waitto get on that. I don't
think that's it. I think it'sjust a comfort thing. Well, no,
but like was he was? He? Oh? You don't think he
was trying to impress the leader.He pulled up next to us and stayed
next to us. I don't thinkthis was because it was a hot,
muggy night. Was he excited tosee you? Okay? Is a stick

(48:15):
shift? Let's go? What doyou got, Marcus? So look out
for the Facebook Look who Died scam. Here's how this works. You will
get a message from a quote unquotefriend that with a link that says hey,
look who died, and you're supposedto click on it, and then
you it's terrible type in you're logginginfo to access the information and it gets

(48:38):
stolen by a hacker. And youshouldn't have to log into anything on Facebook,
right, so just be aware ofthat. They do say that if
you do click on it, thenit will install malware and then send said
note out to all your friends.FYI, heads up, I'm constantly seeing
on Facebook my friends going my accountgot hacked, My account got hacked.

(49:00):
Uh. Netflix is starting their passwordsharing crackdown today. I know we've been
talking about it ad nauseum for awhile, but today is the day that
actually begins. They you know,they want to charge us more money if
we do share, if you know, for multiple accounts. Who has been
on top of this? Because whenI moved here, I didn't have my

(49:21):
cable yet and so I used myfriends password to Hulu and it was like,
why are you not in reading?You? And San Francisco the old
ip crackdown? Yeah, okay,we'll go to the sports Tess real quick.
The Warriors. Steph Curry. UncleSteph has been giving the given the
Kareem Abdul Jabbar Social Justice Champion Award. He's a good dude. Yeah.
This is a direct quote from theaward presentation. Steph prioritizes uplifting communities by

(49:46):
fostering equality and creating access to opportunity. As a co chair of former First
Lady Michelle Obama's When We All VoteAn initiative, he used his platform to
drive voter registration, education and turnout. And you encourage millions of new voters
to participate in the political process andmake their voices heard. So that's great.

(50:06):
You know, he said something reallyprofound. I was talking to his
sister and he wrote an article aboutjust gender equality, and he said,
I would like my daughters to havethe same exact chances as your sons.
Yeah, and that made a lotof sense. Yeah, totally. Um
So, congratulations do Uncle Steph.We go to baseball. The A's lost
to Seattle three to two yesterday.First pitch on tonight's game is six forty.

(50:30):
The Giants kiss continue their road trip. They're still in Minnesota. First
pitch on the third game of thatseries. Ten ten. This morning,
let's go Giants. Catch what's trendingevery weekday morning on the fifties. That's
at six fifty, seven, fiftyand eight fifty AM. And connect now
with the Marcus and Corey socials andblogs. That's at dot com. All

(50:51):
right, we've got our trivia gamewhat you Know about Back? Coming up.
We're gonna give up tickets for ChelseaHandler. Yes, we are eight
hundred eight hundred one to one three. Did you call now? If you
want to play, We're gonna lineup a couple of contestants and play at
eight oh five. That's next onStar one one three, A good morning
or variety from the two thousands,the nineties, and today it's Star one
on one three. It's Marcus andCorey and it's time once again to play
our trivia game. It's called whatyou Know About That. We've got a

(51:13):
pair of tickets to see Chelsea HandlerNovember fifth at the Orpheum in San Francisco,
courtesy of Live Nation. Those ticketsare on sale now at broadwaysf dot
com. We're gonna go way upnorth to say what's up to Sarah in
Ronard Park? Hello, good morning. Let's take it down to Fremont.
Rosario is on the phone. What'sup Rosario? Good morning, Good morning,

(51:34):
Welcome everyone. Game is super simple. Five trivia questions, fifty seconds
to answer them all. Each personis going to be asked separately with their
opponent on hold. If you don'tknow an answer, yell out pass.
We'll come back to the question ifwe have time left. Everybody cool,
all right? Everybody play along athome or in the car. Here we
go, Rosario goes on hold inFremont. We'll start with Sarah in Ronard
Parker. Ned Flanders is a characteron which TV show The Simpsons, tricep

(52:01):
muscles are located in which part ofthe body in the game of baseball?
How many players does each team haveon the field at one time? Nine?
What is the capital of Utah?Finally, Ash Wednesday marks the start

(52:22):
of what Okay? All right?Sarah had an answer for everything. She
goes on hold there and Ronan parkand we take it all the way down
to Rosario in Fremont. Rosario nedFlanders is a character on which TV show

(52:45):
tricep muscles are located in which partof the body arm in the game of
baseball? How many players does eachteam have on the field at one time?
Eight? What is the capital ofUtah? Don't like said he?

(53:07):
Ash? Wednesday marks the start ofwhat len going back to number one?
Ned Flanders is a character on whichTV show and We're out of time.

(53:28):
We're out of time. We bringback Sarah and Rohnert Park and see how
she did against Rosario and Fremont.Question number one, ned Flanders is a
character on which TV show? Sarahsaid The Simpsons. Rosario passed it is
the Simpsons. Tricep muscles are locatedin which part of the body? Both
Sarah and Rosario said arms. Itis arms, all right. In the
game of baseball, how many playersdoes each team have on the field at

(53:50):
one time? Sarah said nine,Rosario said eight. It is nine.
What's our score right now? Itis three to one? Okay. Next
question, what is the capital ofUtah? Sarah said Salt Lake City.
Rosario said Salt Lake City. Itis Salt Lake City. And finally,
Ash Wednesday marks the start of whatSarah said, Easter. Rosario said Lent.
It is Lent. We want toaccept Easter, right, I believe
Easter is the end of Yeah,Lent is the beginning. Correct. So

(54:15):
it is four to three Sarah,Sarah, Yes, you did it.
Congratulationship, You're getting a mart Sacrychip clip. That's right, Rosario.
Nobody goes empty handed this show.Sarah, You've got tickets for Chelsea Handler
at the Orpheum Theater. Congrats,awesome, thank you. Play it again
with us weeksday mornings at eight ofive am. What you know about that?

(54:37):
On Star one, one three,more variety from the two thousands,
the nineties, and today it's Starone to one three. It's Marcus and
Corey. Eight ten. We've justreceived word from Corey's husband, The Jeff
that he is officially on the roadfor the last time. Yes, from
Beaverton outside of Portland to San Francisco, next stop SF and he's got all

(55:00):
dogs in the car, probably abunch of stuff. I just posted a
super cute picture that he sent us. I jokingly requested a shirtless selfie with
three the three dogs and the Jeffnot shirtless, but he did send me
a selfie. That's a Stewart inthat photo that's not Ryland. You can
see the top of Ryland, theCorgi's head where the diamond is. By

(55:22):
the way, Ryland's got her ownInstagram at Ryland the Corgy r Y L
A n D. The Corgy andJeff is in full road dog mode.
He's got his baseball cap on backwards, his aviators. Oh yeah, I
can't wait if the Jeff gets pulledover by the HB, he's gonna look
out the window and be like,actually, officer, I pulled you over.

(55:44):
You're hilarious. That's how that's gonnaend at any rate. That's scene
that was out of an eight hourride. Yeah, okay, Yeah,
everybody here tonight. Sent some vibesy'all. Jeff's on his way, and
I also just got a notice frommy that the sellers signed the deal yesterday

(56:05):
and it should arrive the UK andthe UK and it should arrive at the
Title office tomorrow. Oh you're awhite knuckle into the very end, boy.
So this improves our chances of notbeing homeless this weekend, right,
yes, okay, immensely yea.The only other thing we need to sort
out when the Jeff gets here iswhether or not you should cut your hair,

(56:27):
because que would like to cut itinto a bob. I don't know
where the listeners a pixie, excuseme, I don't know where the listeners
are on this. But we havea pull up with a several hundred votes,
and you're gonna let us know whatthat is in a sec Yeah,
but I got to preface this bysaying the Jeff would like you to keep
your hair long, and you wantto cut it. So I've had it
short for years because it's just easier. When you do a morning show and

(56:49):
you wake up at four in themorning, it's you know, you're just
out the door. They're a littleuh, you know, well there,
yeah, what is it? Hairwax? Hair paste? They're a little
paste in there and you're going togo. But during the pandemic, I
grew it out because I was unemployed, right, and so what else am
I going to do besides create ahole in the couch with my butt?

(57:09):
But now I'm kind of like missingthe days of having the short hair.
My husband likes it long, Iwant to cut it. So we put
it on our Instagram page with apicture of when I had it short and
a picture of what it is now. It's it was pretty close. We
had one hundred and eighty one something. If you cut your hair short,

(57:30):
will this decrease the time that yourequire to get ready in the morning?
Yes, asking for myself, Yes, okay, I would actually get here
earlier. Oh, because I don'thave to straighten it. I'm voting short
hair. Okay, okay, what'sso, what does the poll say so
we had one hundred and eighty onevote, and thank you to everybody for
participating. What do you think?So one was eighty one votes? What

(57:52):
do you think that is? Ithink people would like you to keep your
hair long. That's eighty one.Okay, I'll hundred votes for shorts?
O. How many votes for dowhatever makes you feel comfortable? There's like
ten okay, do what you want? And then and then also a couple
of comments like I like it bothways right or I don't know. Those

(58:13):
are my other favorite votes. Yeah, one would just would say no and
I'm like, no, no towhat? But you know what, thank
you for bringing participatory. Yes,I appreciate it. Now, so one
hundred for cut it, eighty onefor don't cut it? How many votes
does the Jeff get? Now?Keep in mind it is the Jeff,
so like twenty two? What arewe going to do here? I don't

(58:38):
know you want to cut it?It doesn't want you to cut it.
That's your man. But also mostof our relationship it's been short, except
for those times when I've had likeextensions when it was super long and I'm
gonna get you a shirt that saysmy hair my choice. Oh god,
it's not that dramatic, but that'sjust so much easier. I guess that's

(59:00):
the next layer to this. Andwe did have a couple of people China
in. There was one comment,I forgive me. I can't remember the
lady's name, but she said,you know what, my husband loves my
long hair. I like it short. But she says, I just she
wants, she wants to She wantsto do what he wants, which I
respect on on some level, butalso do what you want. So I

(59:21):
don't know. I'm torn. That'sthe thing, because I want him to
still be attracted to me. Right, That's it. That's the word I
was trying to look for. Shesaid she wears a lot of ponytails in
summertime. Yeah, because it's we'regetting into summer. It's gonna be hot.
Trying to put myself in this position. My wife has beautiful, long,
layered, flowing hair. I loveit. If she one day just
decided I'm going to cut it,I would be I don't know if I

(59:45):
would sign on, but I don'tthink I would necessarily stop her. Person
Now that Jeff's gonna stop you,He's not. No. I don't.
But I don't want to have likelong, thick, luxurious hair. It's
not it's not good. So whatare you gonna do? I don't know,
I was I mean, if Igo with the votes from the people
who chimed in, I'm cutting it. Let's let the people decide, Okay,
I'm fine, never mind with theJeff, I'm totally fine with letting

(01:00:08):
complete strangers make life choices for me. Perfect what we do here? All
right? Still time to get avote in if you want. The short
and long hair are on the Marcusand Corey Instagram. Give that a follow.
Eight fifteen coming up in a coupleof minutes. What are we talking
about here? Oh so a lotof teachers have chimed in on this,

(01:00:28):
and then there was an expert thatsays, Hey, whatever you do at
the end of the year, andyou want to get your kids teacher a
gift, do not buy these thingsend of the school year. End of
the school year, do not.And these are all very common things that
parents will buy teachers don't want them. Let you know what they are coming
about. In about two and ahalf minutes, right after justin, it's
Star one on one three, GoodMorning, more variety from the two thousands,

(01:00:49):
the nineties, and today it's Starone on one three, it's Marcus
and Corey. It's eight eighteen,Good morning everyone. Teachers sounded off on
what they want and more importantly,what they don't want. This is really
interesting. You're thinking about buying themsomething at the end of the year as
a gift, and I look tobe fair. I'm sure they appreciate everything.

(01:01:10):
However, it's a nice gesture justin general. Yes, some of
the things they don't want. Pleasedon't get me a mug a coffee.
They have so many coffee mugs.And here's the thing, is like if
every kid was to get them acoffee mug, they would potentially end up
with like twenty to thirty coffee munksat the end of one year. Oh

(01:01:30):
yeah, that makes sense. Chanisays she doesn't need any more World's Best
Teacher items. It's a very nicesentiment, but she has so many.
Yeah, very common not I don'twant to sound like that's not a thoughtful
gesture. It's just an easy oneto go to. Kristin says, I
would avoid bath products and candles.Scents are very much a personal preference.

(01:01:52):
I would lump in there anything todecorate their home, you know, towels,
the greatest teacher ever, doilies andthings like that. This last love
Love. I'm not sure i'd givethat to a teacher, but cool.
Don't bias their supplies as gifts.If they need supplies, by that separately.
The supplies are for the kids,right, that's not a gift to

(01:02:15):
them. And that brought up mypoint, which is just hand them an
envelope of cash. And I knowthat sounds tacky. I thought that was
like kind of crazy, but I'min the wrong. We had a lot
of teachers chime in on the talkbackfeature on the iHeartRadio app. They just
got off strike and I love cash. It's easy. You just collect a

(01:02:36):
few dollars from all your parents.People can contribute what they want and you
can always use cash. I wouldalso like the photography session. That would
be really cool. But as theysay, cash is king. Thanks for
your show. That's one that cameup was some a parent got together with
a couple of other parents and boughtthe teacher like a photo session for her
family, which I thought was kindof weird, right, but you gotta

(01:03:00):
know your teacher. You gotta knowif they want that, Like maybe you
overheard them saying I really want toget a family portrait. And then because
that to me when it comes togifts, I really appreciate thought. And
that's that's the biggest thing about it, given them what they want. Morning.
I'm a teacher and I always lovegetting the Starbucks give car. All

(01:03:21):
right, there's another one, butyou gotta you gotta know that your teacher
drinks coffee or tea. And myteachers used to drink coffee in the in
the classroom, so you would know, you would know that, right.
I will take cash all day long. Thank you for giving this foot shout.
It's kind of perfect. I thinkwe have our answer. I think
what you do is you get afat stack and you just roll up,

(01:03:44):
pick up, and you don't evensay a word. You stick fat envelope.
No. No, what I wantyou to do is like put a
big stack in your palm and thenshake their hands. Oh what if you
can roll it up with a rubberband and pull it out of your sock
like ludicrous? I don't know.I don't want it near your feet.
Oh shake their hand like no,because that's that's your hand. Like when

(01:04:05):
you're bribing somebody for a table,that's not no, but see even no
because then then but then it's almostlike they're parking your car or they're wait
staff or something. Put it ina greeting card, yes, and say
why you appreciate them. But beginingwhat because if you were to, if
you were able to collect twenty bucksfrom every family, that could potentially be

(01:04:28):
two hundred, four hundred dollars ormore. Now, well, from a
socioeconomic level, maybe you can't affordto give the teacher ay cash. Another
big one that came up was theylove handwritten notes from their students. That's
thought, just a big fat thankyou, thank you because you know,
and my mom was a public schoolteacher for decades. Anytime, if you're

(01:04:51):
in this is anybody in any vocation. You're in your job and you've made
a difference, and somebody tells youthey you made a difference, that's huge.
Means what you're doing is making animpact. Correct. Uh, let's
say, is there anything else onhere? And you bring up it says
no gifts to think it's to localplaces unless you know the teacher lives in
that town. Please know, alcoholnot all teachers drink. You really have

(01:05:14):
to know your teacher at that pointbecause you don't want to you don't want
that to go sideways. Yeah,but yeah, I think that's pretty great.
I think those are great ideas.Yeah, because at the end of
the school year, big water cash. There you go a twenty three.
We're gonna check what's training in alittle bit. What do you have?
Would you like to own the iconicdress Carrie Fisher Wars Sure, Star Wars.
Sure it is going Is it availableto target? No, it's going

(01:05:36):
up for auction in June, andyou're gonna need some moneys. Tell you
how much that's gonna be coming upat eight fifty. We'll get you caught
up. Hang on, it's timefor good news with Marcus and Corey.
Sometimes all you need is one agood thought to make it a great day.

(01:05:57):
So let's do this. It's goodas News on starf giving you good
news twice in morning. Just tryingto start your day off right with some
some fun stories, people doing goodthings. Big things brought to you by
Shriven Company. This our luxury timepieces, fine designers, flawless diamonds,
and Corey's going to kick us offwith her good news. So back in

(01:06:17):
twenty nineteen, there's a woman namedVicky, and she made the news when
she helped rescue a dog on aninterstate in Tampa, Florida. It earned
her the nickname Doggie Angel. Soit must have been meant to be when
she rescued another dog earlier this monthon this same stretch of interstate. It
was Mother's Day. Vicky heard thecries of a six year old Chuaba Terrier
named Princess and rushed to save her. Now, she didn't get there before

(01:06:41):
Princess was hit by a car.However, she did scoop the pop up
contact of authorities, and Princess wasrushed to a nearby animal hospital where okay,
she's fine, she's fine, andthey found her owner and the owner
was in tears because she'd been lookingfor and Vicky saved her. And Vicky
says, it's a great feeling beingthe doggy Angel, if you want to

(01:07:01):
call me that. I don't knowhow these dogs just end up in my
path, but everybody's happy, healthyand well. Okay, I glossed over
a very important detail. This wasn'tthe second time she rescued the same dogs
the same dogs. Second dog sherescued in a similar place, same area,
same interstates. Are you familiar withthis interstate having grown up in Tampa,

(01:07:24):
yes, Okay, to seventy fiveis very busy. You're just I
can't imagine it, But I wouldbe that person. And my mom was
that person. Actually one of ourdogs that we had when I was growing
up, she just rescued off thestreet and couldn't find the owner and it
became ours. You know what though, that would be the way that Corey
would want to go out rescuing ananimal totally. I would like take the

(01:07:45):
animal and push it out of theway. Yeah. It hit yeah,
like a presidential body many person,a bodyguard, bodyguard, secret service body
man. The doggies my good newsstory. And I said this last hour,
it encompasses lots of things I loveabout the news segment. So this

(01:08:05):
is a little kids doing big things. This is the story of a pair
of sisters in Ohio. Tessa isten, Rhea is six Ziegler sisters.
They have raised over ten thousand dollarsfor a organization called Honor Flight. This
is a program that enables veterans tovisit war memorials in Washington, d C.
So I come from a long lineof military. You know. My

(01:08:29):
dad worked for the DoD for twentyfive years of the DLI there at the
Presidio and Monterey. My sister learnedArabic there and was in the Air Force.
She was sergeant for ten years.You know. Grandpa and World War
Two uncles in Vietnam, Da DaDa. So I have mad respect for
military and military families and the sacrificesthat they make. These girls are just
making life a little bit easier.They've raised their funds through yard sales,

(01:08:54):
community events, and over the lastfive years they have even greeted every veteran
returning to the airport there in Cincinnatiwhere they live from an honor flight.
I can't believe they're only six tens, I know. So, I just
love everything about this because of theircommitment. They were just recently named the

(01:09:15):
title they got the title of HonoraryHonor Flight Ambassadors. That's so sweet.
This is cute all the way around. This is two little girls saying how
can we make someone smile? Yeah? And I just think that's pretty fantastic
anyway, it really is. That'smy good news. We do it at
seven forty and eight forty weekday mornings. We'll check what's trending in about seven
minutes. What do you have?Would you like to own the dress that
Carrie Fisher wore when she was PrincessLeiah and Star Wars. Yes, I

(01:09:39):
would love that, but I havea feeling I'm much larger than her.
That's what stops you. Yeah,it's not the price tag priced egg too.
We'll tell you about that coming upat a fifty. What's trending on
Star one one three? What's happeningin entertainment news, the biggest stories of
the day and everything people you're talkingabout today in the day. So,

(01:10:01):
Jeff Bridges told us that he hadcancer and he had a nine by twelve
inch tumor in his body. Thisis back in twenty twenty one. So
he did chemotherapy and then he gotCOVID nineteen. So he's already weakened by
the chemotherapy and then he gets COVIDnineteen. He said that COVID was worse
than the cancer. But the goodnews is seventy three year old says his

(01:10:26):
tumor is now shrunk to the sizeof a marble. That's good news.
Yes, that's good news. Ilike him. I think he's a really
great actor. Carrie Fisher, thedress she wore when she played Princess Leiah
and Star Wars is on the auctionblock. Now this is technically the fourth
installment of the series, but itcame out first in nineteen seventy seven,
does that make sense? And it'sgoing to be sold by the auction house

(01:10:51):
prop Store Auction. You can findit at prop store auction dot com.
This is happening between June twenty eighthand the thirtieth. It's gonna they're thinking
it's going to get between one andtwo million dollars. That's a lot for
this dress. Also, they're gonnahave some Harry Potter's stuff, They're gonna
have some fun movie items if youwant to check it out. Like I
said, it's Propstore Auction dot Com. And then finally we head to Florida.

(01:11:14):
Is That's where I'm from And Marcusjust loves talking about Florida. Tell
me here, can we make thisan ongoing segment Florida Man with Corey and
then you just pull one and thenI'll play Banjos or something. Why is
it gonna be Banjo's because you knowyou and your swamp people Florida. So
this guy living up to the Floridaman stereotype crashed in Deltona. He severed

(01:11:38):
a utility poll, but he walkedaway. He wasn't hurt. Cops came
to process the scene. While they'rethere, a call comes into nine one
one about a burglary in progress.It's a naked dude banging on the door
of their house. Turns out tobe the driver. Now I don't know
if Kevin Gardner was driving naked orif after the crash he's like, I'm

(01:11:59):
really hot and take my clothes off. But he was naked banging on the
door. Thank goodness for ring doorbellcameras because now we can see all the
chaos. He was arrested, andit reminds me of a time when I
was in Tampa, Florida. Ihad gone to a nightclub with a girlfriend
of mine and we're driving home andI'm in an SUV, so we're a
little higher and this smaller car pullsup next to us and the tea tops

(01:12:21):
are off, and if you knowwhat tea tops are, it's like a
poor man's version of a convertible.Tell me. You grew up in the
eighties and nineties without doing I mightas well just share with you that I
had a Camaro with tea tops inFlorida, so I did not see that
gumming. This car pulls up nextto us, and there's dude in there

(01:12:42):
that I remember ed was checking usout at the nightclub and he's completely naked
driving next to us. Was hedriving stick? It was a stick shot
that I'm just embracing it, youknow what, I'm just gonna embrace where
I'm friend to a whole thing.It's going to be Florida Man with Corey,
and then we're going to share thegreatest Florida story of the day.

(01:13:05):
About that once a week or dailyas long as the stories keep coming in,
and feel free to share a storywith me. Yeah, if you
find when all sent links, yeah, all means we need all about it.
We need to library all these things. Okay. Uh, there is
a new scam that Facebook is warningpeople about. It's the Facebook Luke who

(01:13:26):
Died scam. I guess you wouldget a message from a supposed friend saying,
hey, look who died in alink. I don't ever click on
those things. Yeah, but ifit asks you for special like log in
information, I never trust it,right, So you would click on it
and then you would enter your login to see who died, and then
they would steal that and then alsoinstall malware on your computer and send the
note out to everybody else, allyour friends. So just be aware of

(01:13:50):
the Facebook Look who Died scam.Don't click on anything you're not one hundred
percent sure about. The Netflix passwordsharing crackdown has a gun as of today,
So for those of y'all sharing passwords, I think I'm pretty much looking
at everybody myself included, Hey,don't do that anymore. You're gonna have
to pay a little extra. Hulucracked down a while ago because I was

(01:14:12):
borrowing my friends when I moved here, and it asked me. They're like,
oh, why are you not inreading California? And I'm like,
you shut your mouth. My wifebrought the hammer down. She found out
that I was sharing my password withmy sister. She's like, what doesn't
her husband work? I was like, yeah, tell them to get their
own password. Okay, okay,it is kind of lame. I had

(01:14:36):
a friend who was working with somebodyand they're like, can I have your
password. He's like, no,go get it yourself. I don't know
who needs to hear this, butIkea is all you can eat buffet is
coming back. Baby. What ifyou go to Ikea for the food more
than the furniture. Raise his hand. There's good news. The store is
bringing back the all you can eatMidsummer buffet. June twenty third, the

(01:14:59):
Swedish retailer planning a family friendly dayof fun with food Swedish meatballs, salmon,
seasonal summer drinks on the longest dayof the year. Tickets have to
be purchased in advance for this event. It'll be at the instore Ikea restaurant.
I remember during the pandemic they releasethe Ika meatball recipe and I made
it it. Oh really how thatturned out? There is so much pork

(01:15:24):
and butter and oh I can't evengo in there and eat him anymore.
But they were delicious, and weknow why it sounds delicious. Hey,
if you need a reason to posta little something, it's National Brother's Day.
So I don't have a brother,but I do have a sister who
is probably listening, and I'm justsaying it's National Brother's day. Oh,

(01:15:45):
so you want her to do somethingfor you, That's all I'm saying.
Okay, So let's let's really getdown to brass tacks. That's about you.
So hashtag National Brother's Day a thingToday. Warrior Steph Curry has been
given the Kareem Abdul Jabar Social JusticeChampion Award. Champion Social Justice, he
Love. He was a co chairof former First Lady Michelle Obama's When We

(01:16:05):
All Vote initiative. This increased voterturnout drove voter registration education during the two
and twenty two election season. Heencouraged millions of voters to participate in the
electoral process make their voices hurt.So congrats to Uncle Steph. Bar As
baseball goes A's lost to Seattle threeto two yesterday. First pitch on today's

(01:16:27):
game is six forty. Let's goA's. The Giants are on the road.
Um oh gosh, I don't havethe score, but anyway, they
play a game today. First pitchat ten ten on that game, Let's
go Giant. Catch what's trending everyweekday morning on the fifties. That's at
six fifty seven fifty eight fifty AMand connect now with the Marcus and Corey

(01:16:48):
socials and blogs that's at dot com. Coming up on nine o'clock, we've
got second date update the replay atnine oh five. Stay with us.
More variety from the two thousands,the nineties end today it's Star one on
one three, it's Marcus and Coreynine twenty uh so. According to a
quote unquote expert, are the kidsin school? Sonic? Can I say

(01:17:09):
sex therapist? What a relations therapist? Too late? Now, okay,
the number one thing that breaks upmarriage is not finances, not infidelity.
And before I tell you what itis, I'm going to preface it by
saying this is so, this isin the UK, and this article is
geared toward a very quote unquote traditionalmarriage. Man, woman, It does

(01:17:33):
not take into account the things thatwe take into account, being inclusive,
same sex marriage, gender fluidity,if you believe that that gender is a
social construct, etc. They aresaying, man, woman, the number
one thing that breaks up the marriageis husband's not pulling their weight specific and

(01:17:54):
their wife's resentment specifically the man.This is not us crapping on anybody.
I think that's injury because I'm verylucky in that my husband and I really
do split right the responsibilities and youknow you're making fun of me earlier because
there's another document we needed for closingon this house we're buying, and it

(01:18:15):
requires my dad to sign something,and I said, I'm not calling him,
right, Corey has had enough emotionallyand her dad. When when you
call your dad, he will straightup tell you, don't put anything else
in my face. I will not. I cannot. He's just frustrated.
He's overwhelmed as well. He's inFlorida a lot, going on six.
There's a time difference. You know, he's got the end of the school

(01:18:35):
year with you know, the Universityof Florida. But when the Jeff calls
him your husband, well, helikes him better. Things get done apparently.
So you said, I'm not callinghim. You call him, and
he was mad at me. Lastnight. I texted you guys, I'm
like, my marriage might be over. She did. She texted the words
my marriage might be over? Whodoes that? I was having dinner.

(01:18:56):
Oh, I'm sorry, I've beenthrough the big d like it's He was
legitimately mad at me, but Iwas like, why didn't you believe me
when I told you I'm not goingto call him. I'm not going to
do it because and my blink reactionwas, this is Corey's dad, she
needs to adult up and handle it. But now, after talking to the
listeners, so a couple listeners arelike, yes, it's it's very easy.

(01:19:17):
The blink reaction to be like,it's your dad, you call him.
However, when you presented a differentway as was presented by producer Jason,
what is your take on this?I mean, it's his house too,
and it's really impacting you in anemotional way. So bro, step
up, make the call, getit done, move on, do it
for your lady. And why doeshe have to make so much sense?

(01:19:40):
And you know what he did?He made the call and I yeah he
did, he already did. AndI am going to make the call to
set up our closing okay, signingdocuments appointment. So that's team go,
team. Yeah. So that's that'show you do it. That's how you
do it exactly. I also thoughtto myself, is this like a gender
thing where you're responds better when approachAnd I don't know your dad well enough

(01:20:03):
to be able, but my dadwould respond better to talking to a man
than he would do a woman,and I don't want that makes him sound
like a jerk, and he's nota jerk. It's cultural right, he's
Latinos. It's that I wouldn't saythat's the case. I think he just
likes Jeff better than me, andthat's not accurate. No, I trust
me. I get invited to thingsbecause I bring Jeff. People don't want

(01:20:24):
me there, they want Jeff there. So I feel the same way about
my wife. I have a friendthat didn't want to be friends anymore,
and then I met my wife andstarted hanging out and he's like, oh,
hey, your wife's cool. Iliterally was just in the other room
talking to a friend of ours,Carolyn, and she's like, I'm really
embarrassed, and I said why,she goes well. I was scrolling through
Instagram and saw this hottie and waslike, who is this and I realized

(01:20:45):
it's your husband. We did posta picture of Corey's husband, the Jeff
as he is officially on the roadfrom Portland for what to the Bay for
the last time. Yeah, yourhouse is gone on You're done, you
no longer own it. Nope,and the house here is closing, so
Jeff's in the car with the threedogs. We requested a selfie which he

(01:21:09):
sent us not shirtless, though Iknow we did. We fail. We
requested the shirtless selfie. Busy,but he looks like he's got his road
dog outfit on. He's got hisbasket baseball hat on backwards. His aviators,
Jason I was telling Corey's the Jeffis basically Chuck Norris. If he
got pulled over on I five onthe way down for speeding the HP,

(01:21:30):
the officer would come up to thewindow and the Jeff would roll down and
calmly look at him and go,hello, officer, do you know why
I pulled you over? I'll tellyou this. There was a when we
were in Houston. This one copwho actually got suspended for writing too many
tickets. He pulled my husband overa couple of times. Then the last
time he pulled Jeff over, Jeffgave him his license, his registration and

(01:21:50):
rolled the window up in his face. What I'm like, what are you
doing? That he did and whathappened? Got a ticket? He was
just so over it. He wasjust like, so you just get what
happens when you do that. Frompersonal experience, you get a harsher,
fine, then you maybe would haveyou know what I mean. And Jeff

(01:22:14):
was over it apparently at that point, all right, we're getting off topic.
I know, I know, butwe're still together, We're still making
it work. Basically, this,this therapist is saying the number one complains
she gets from from wives. Andagain this is very gender specific. It
doesn't take into account any same sexmarriage or gender fluidity or anything. Right,
is that husbands aren't pulling their weight. A lot of wives chiming in

(01:22:35):
saying when I come back, whenI'm reincarnated, I want to come back
as a man, because it seemsexponentially easier. And then also, one
last interesting tidbit to me is thiscomes up because they are apparently a lot
more women in the workforce in twotwenty three, a lot more women making
more money than their husbands in twotwenty three. And so what happens is

(01:22:59):
the more money the lady makes,the less inclined she is to do work
at home up until a point.Psychologically, a lot of ladies report once
they started making more money than theirhusbands, in an effort not to emasculate
them, quote unquote, they willthen pick up the lady, the quote
unquote female role at home. Nope, more now everyone except for Corey.

(01:23:20):
No, I'm no, but Imean it doesn't we don't count who's making
more money. And it's more aboutsplitting things up fifty fifty. I would
love to be a kept man.My wife all of a sudden came into
this six figure job and I didn'thave to work anymore. I could just
do this job and whatever. Amazing. It's not fun when I was unemployed.

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It's I did more stuff around thehouse because I was unemployed, and
Jeff was more. Think I'd bea jerk, because then you're saying I
would love to be a kept man. I want to sit around and do
nothing. No, I would beat home cooking and you know, cleaning.
That's stretch. Well that's not keptman. Then you're just a house
husband. I'm like, I wouldn'twant to. So the other concept was

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the husband, the husband that doesstuff without being asked. This is a
new word coin for twenty twenty three. And this therapist at her husband is
a half duesband. He does ithalf the time. I'm right there,
I'm a quartered to half. Youknow, if the trash all the cooking.
Yeah, if the trash she usedto be taken out, I'll do
it the other day. Ask mywife, how can I help you?
Hawk on as sisters, she goesjust clean, just clean all the time.

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She literally said it just like that. Wow. Now you and you
also, I mean I feel likeJason because you have two jobs. You
pick up your kids from school,you clean the house, you make dinner
trying. I mean you're definitely doingit. Yeah, there you go.
Take that. Look fellas, ifyou see something, do something. I'm

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saying, your lady's probably already mad. Oh, categorize the men in the
women. I know there are alot of high functioning husbands out there,
a lot of high functioning partners thatare dudes. This is not directed at
you. This is directed at theguy that can't seem to find the hamper
and leaves his socks right on theside. That's who I'm talking to.
Okay, twenty eight coming up ina little bit, and remind you how

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you're gonna get rab tickets for ChelseaHandler at the Orpheum Theater. That's on
the way coming up at about fifteen. Hang on, it's Maroon five,
it's Star one. On one threemore variety from the two thousands than nineties,
and today it's Marcus and Corey WednesdayMorning. We've been tackling a lot
of topics, asking a lot ofquestions. We appreciate your participation. First
on the docket where he's got onemore piece of a documentation that needs to

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be signed by your dad. Yeah, your dad gets perturbed every time you
call him and ask him to signthings. Well, it's just not easy
because you know, he's got tobe on campus to use the scanner and
then the signage and all this stuffthat could go wrong has gone wrong.
It's exponentially easier for the Jeff,your husband, to call him. It's
a little it's a lot quicker atMy dad likes Jeff better. So you

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know, you said you're going tocall him, and Jeff's like, I'm
not called on him, You're callinghim. So we were like, should
it's her dad, Should Corey callhim? Should Geff call him? People
have been checking in on Matt.People have been checking in on whether or
not Corey should cut her hair.You can see the picture of long and
short haired Corey on the Marcus andCorey Instagram. Jeff likes it long.
You want to cut it short soit's less maintenance. Yes, and your
team Pixie, because it means I'lltake me less time to get ready in

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the more direct which would get herhere sooner. It should be amazing.
Anyway, Carrie, long time forporter of the show on the phone checking
in. Good morning to you both. Good morning on my drive door because
I have a long drive to work, so of course I'm listening to you.
And I realized, Corey, there'stwo things I need to say to
you today. Fun. I amteam Corey. Yes, Jeff needs all

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your dad? Yes, yes,absolutely. Normally I would probably not take
that, but the situation is sostressful. Yeah, it's causing you stress.
It would cause your father stress,and if Jeff doing it would be
less stressful. I know he's driving, so it would still cause stress.
But if the bigger picture is it'sgoing to be easier and more smooth because

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your dad is kind of done withit, but he can't be. Yeah,
I'm all for Jeff calling your mainjo. I think you just need
to sack up now. He actuallyjust texted me and was like, when
should I call your dad? I'mjust taking care of it. Now.
But I have for to call theloan the title company and schedule our appointment.

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So I'm stepping up too, Okay, absolutely, and that needs to
happen. And then the other thingis I'm pro pixie cut. Do it.
It's just hair. It'll grow backif you don't like it. Carrie,
Man, you're making my day.Mary's Team Corey all day. We're
going to send you a T shirt. Yeah, totally. And I would
wear a Team Corey T shirt now, Marcus, I would wear a team
Marcus T shirt also, But youhave to behave yourself. You have to

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behave yourself. Does not sound likeunconditional love carry and I don't know how
I feel about it. That's awesome. Certain certain days are unconditional, and
then there are other days it's like, oh Marcus, really wow, Oh
my god, hold on, I'msorry. Have you been speaking to my
wife? What? He Oh?You're great, Carrie, Thank you,

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you have a wonderful day. Youdo the same. We appreciate you listening.
God bless her all made my life. So the Jeff is on the
way from Portland. He's officially onHigh five headed this way with three dogs
in the car. Oh yes,he was kind enough to send us a
selfie. Yes, in his fullroad dog outfit, hat on backwards and
aviators. Well you gotta be prepared. Dogs hanging all over and check out

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the picture now. Follow Marcus andCorey on Instagram