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(00:00):
Bad joke, Dad joke Friday.But before we get to that, we
have a shout out, a graduationshout out. Correct, Yes we do.
It's Kim's put this on Facebook Live. Good morning. Today is a
special day. My niece Brooke graduatesfrom Martin County High School. Nice congratulations
Brook. Yes, it's that timeof year. It is starting. You

(00:22):
got to get graduation gifts and goto the graduation ceremonies and set through all
those kids. You don't care aboutyour kid? Your name's uh alphabetically yeah,
right, let's see. Do youwant to go see my kid graduate?
What's his last name? Uh?Zelner? No, Sorry, I'm

(00:43):
busy that day jokes? All right, it's sad, but it's true.
Here we go. If you loveyour dad's jokes, the joke is on
you. Bad joke, dad jokeFriday. If you have a dad joke
for us? One triple eight fourone five one five five Hi Moe Sally
Morning Show and Daniel callings from Lake. The man has the bad joke Dad,

(01:06):
Joe Freddick. Okay, sure,all right, what do you got?
All right? Why are fish soeasy to lay? Why are fish
so easy to lay? Lay?Lay, lay, because they have their
own set of scales. Way he'ssaying, l I did too. I
didn't understand the joke. So whyare fish so easy to weigh? Because

(01:27):
they have their own set of scales? Okay, all right, do you
have another one for us? Well, no, it's gonna be a one
and done, No worry. AndI screwed it up. I'm so sorry.
I misunderstood you. I'm sorry forjoke up. That's why we Sometimes
my phone likes to work. Othertimes it's like now, I think it's

(01:48):
our hearing. I don't sorry.What thanks Daniel, Hi, my pleasure,
guys. And the one last thinga shout out to the port of
Panthers fans tonight, close it out, game thick, let's go do it?
Are waiting? Yes, let's doit? All right, stop messing
around, Panthers, get it done. Bye, Daniel. I feel so
bad. He waits, you know, all week for bad Joe. Yeah,

(02:13):
okay, I already have glasses nowI need to hear it. Turn
the speaker up. It's it's upas far as it can go.
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