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Sally Morning Show Thursday episode which meansbro back Thursday song battle is on this
morning. Yeah abound seven forty ishwith Curtis going for a three p today.
Let's let it happen. Let thathappen. I hadn't won in a
long time, just saying Curtis doesnot deserve this after what he did yesterday
to our fellow employee, Joel doanything. I didn't share this story with
(00:24):
Salad. I don't. I'm notaware. Oh you don't know about the
toilet ticket. No, I don't. Our friend and co worker who walks
down he works down the hallway,Joel h you hear him on this station
too. Yeah, So he wentinto the men's restroom back here and he
came out and told Curtis. Hewas like, hey, uh, I
didn't break that. I just wantyou to know. You know how Joel
(00:46):
is. It's all he's the mostanxious person in the world. So it's
all like, all you gotta dois tolet you can jiggle the handle,
or you just have to take theback lid off and do this and do
that. But I didn't break whatever. I just want you to know that's
what you have to do. Andso he asked Curtis. He said,
should I what should I do toget it fixed? Should I put in
(01:10):
a ticket with corporate? And soCurtis the ding dong over here, he
just encouraged him. Yeah, yeah, go ahead and put in a toilet
ticket with corporate. And see whathappens when we put in a ticket.
What that means is something's broke andwe need it fixed and apparent and there's
nobody in this building that we cango to. We have to literally send
(01:32):
it to way to do it.I mean, you would think we worked
for the government. So Joel walksback here later and says, well,
I did it, and now I'mgetting calls from d C and emails from
d C. I'm like, what, I didn't even know we had.
We were in Texas, That's whatI thought. I went through Texas.
(01:53):
But He's like, no, no, I'm getting the emails from Washington,
d C all this stuff about fixingthis damn toilet now. And I'm laughing.
I've been laughing the whole time athow ridiculous this whole thing is.
I'm like, oh me, Iwas in here working, I was wondering
what Curtis was laughing so loud atand then he came in here and told
(02:14):
me. He was like, Joelturned in a toilet ticket. I'm like,
oh my gosh. One time II mentioned the light bulbs were out
or somewhere, and the guy whowas working here at the time, you
know, the engineer, said well, you're supposed to put in a ticket
for that, but it costs likesix hundred bucks a light bulb. Yeah,
corporate, we'll have to find somebodyto send out here to replace the
(02:35):
light bulbs and so forth. AndI was like, you know what,
I'll get a ladder. I'll doit. Last time, we needed some
plumbing work done in this building becausethere was a couple of the bathrooms not
working. Our promotions director had afriend who who works as a plumber at
a hospital, and he gave himsome tickets to a concert and he came
over here and fixed it. Ohsee, so, yeah, you sent
(02:59):
your toilet ticket to the wrong personsupposed to go through promotions for that.
Sally Morning Show Thursday episode which meansbro back Thursday song battle is on this
morning. Yeah abound seven forty ishwith Curtis going for a three p today.
Let's let it happen. Let thathappen. I hadn't won in a
long time, just saying Curtis doesnot deserve this after what he did yesterday
to our fellow employee, Joel doanything. I didn't share this story with
(00:24):
Salad. I don't. I'm notaware. Oh you don't know about the
toilet ticket. No, I don't. Our friend and co worker who walks
down he works down the hallway,Joel h you hear him on this station
too. Yeah, So he wentinto the men's restroom back here and he
came out and told Curtis. Hewas like, hey, uh, I
didn't break that. I just wantyou to know. You know how Joel
(00:46):
is. It's all he's the mostanxious person in the world. So it's
all like, all you gotta dois tolet you can jiggle the handle,
or you just have to take theback lid off and do this and do
that. But I didn't break whatever. I just want you to know that's
what you have to do. Andso he asked Curtis. He said,
should I what should I do toget it fixed? Should I put in
(01:10):
a ticket with corporate? And soCurtis the ding dong over here, he
just encouraged him. Yeah, yeah, go ahead and put in a toilet
ticket with corporate. And see whathappens when we put in a ticket.
What that means is something's broke andwe need it fixed and apparent and there's
nobody in this building that we cango to. We have to literally send
(01:32):
it to way to do it.I mean, you would think we worked
for the government. So Joel walksback here later and says, well,
I did it, and now I'mgetting calls from d C and emails from
d C. I'm like, what, I didn't even know we had.
We were in Texas, That's whatI thought. I went through Texas.
(01:53):
But He's like, no, no, I'm getting the emails from Washington,
d C all this stuff about fixingthis damn toilet now. And I'm laughing.
I've been laughing the whole time athow ridiculous this whole thing is.
I'm like, oh me, Iwas in here working, I was wondering
what Curtis was laughing so loud atand then he came in here and told
(02:14):
me. He was like, Joelturned in a toilet ticket. I'm like,
oh my gosh. One time II mentioned the light bulbs were out
or somewhere, and the guy whowas working here at the time, you
know, the engineer, said well, you're supposed to put in a ticket
for that, but it costs likesix hundred bucks a light bulb. Yeah,
corporate, we'll have to find somebodyto send out here to replace the
(02:35):
light bulbs and so forth. AndI was like, you know what,
I'll get a ladder. I'll doit. Last time, we needed some
plumbing work done in this building becausethere was a couple of the bathrooms not
working. Our promotions director had afriend who who works as a plumber at
a hospital, and he gave himsome tickets to a concert and he came
over here and fixed it. Ohsee, so, yeah, you sent
(02:59):
your toilet ticket to the wrong personsupposed to go through promotions for that.
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