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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I am on with Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Har let's do this finally, Friday weekend vibes and full
of fac I got a lot of fun in store
for you today, including another one of our fake debates.
We've also got Burt Kreischer zooming in. He's the star
of the new movie The Machine Lost. Your first look
at everything new hit in theaters and streaming. So let's
keep the music going. You're on with Mario Lopez. Matchbox
twenty steps into the spotlight of the Mario Music Miniature.
(00:25):
On with Mario Lopez. Their fifth album is out today,
Where the Light Goes. It's been more than a decade
since the band last had new music. Here's the first single,
wild Dog.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Outside.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, okay, let's throw back rock right there. I'm not
mad at that. And they're turning up the guitarists for
this song. It's called Don't get Me Wrongs, so stops.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
This music is fun, like if you're at a bar
hearing him live or in a concert. It's it's like
fun sort of drinking music. I've always like Rob Thomas's voice.
He's taken over the airwaves today, by the way, to
talk about the songs and play some of his favorites
as well. You can listen on your heart radio app.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
More Mario Lopez on the way, Oh Mario Lopez, Let's
see what's on TV today?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What do we got?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Amazon debuts The Griffin, a fantasy series based on the
books that have sold more than forty million copies. I
believe the Griffin is cool looking character. Half the body
is the lion, the other half is an egle. That's
a dangerous predator right there, not to be confused with
a mentor, which is like half horse half human.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I think ryeah, I think that's Griffin.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Will definitely win win a fight.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, exactly. Netflix Premiere is social currency. Eight influencers compete
to see who can go the longest about their phone
and online followings.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So like back to the nineties, You're going back to
the nineties, right, This is that that's so silly but
funny at the same time.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
And Max as Kendra sells Hollywood former playmates Kendra Wilkinson,
Oh my gosh, starts a new career in real estates.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
What up Mario Lopez?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Here?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Imagine you're sitting in a high school band practice when
all of a sudden, it's your and crashes class and
gives everyone concert tickets. That's what Ed was doing in
between gigs in Florida this week. Super cool of him.
Can you imagine? You can see the video over on
Maria dot com. All right, more music? What up your
amar Courtney Lopez and Fraser wants to bring something up.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Mario Lopez, I don't count down to fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm really really getting sick and tired. Well of this
will account.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Here's the thing. I think that you're actually you're sort
of in better shape than most fifty year old's things.
Well yeah, and because actually better than what AI would
predict you would look like. So I asked an AI
app to show me what a fifty year old Mario
Lopez would look like. And I have a few photos
so you can see.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Wait, they can do this.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I didn't put in a photo or anything.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
AI like what there's an app? It was an app.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Okay, So there's an app and you can literally prompt it.
I didn't put a photo in or anything. So AI
knows what you look like already, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
And then these are the photos that it spit out.
So this is a fifty year old Mario Lopez.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
There's one.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
The wig is tight. We have to put this wig
is fantastic.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Actually, we're gonna put these up. Here's another one.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
The wig is a solid ten.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
For some reason it kept giving you a mustache. It did,
which is interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
The wig is fantastic, Like, I cannot comment, it's not
as great man like what I've been really weathered.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
You don't have a butchet either, Well, no, I have.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
A subtle one. That's subtle.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Well, I think it's more pronounced.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I get old, there's going to be more pronounced.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
This might be the most accurate one.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Look at your body holding up right there though.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Get me daddy.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Hey, you know what, the salt and pepper in the wig.
It's a good little healthy balance, like Clooney esque in
er days. I'm not mad at it, but I am
mad at how weather the face looks.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, more with Mario Lopez after this.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
With up Mario Lopez. Here. Today's guest is kind of
like Burt Kreischer. My guy seems to always have his
shirt off, and now he's the star of the new
movie The Machine, kind of inspired by true story. I
think we're gonna get Burt to fill in all the
gaps next, Sup on Mario Lopez on Zoom from the
new movie The Machine. Comic and actor Burt Chreischer, Welcome
to show Man.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
How are you.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
I am fantastic. I'm living the dream.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I bet, buddy, I bet you give off these real
positive vibes everywhere you go. I like that you're constantly
rocking no shirt. I saw you pitch. What game was
that you pitched and you took off your shirt?
Speaker 8 (04:53):
That was Gangster the Guardians, Cleveland Guardians.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That was great.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
It's not like I always hope that people understand it genuinely.
I just like to party and have a good time.
I'm got all overthink things. I got no negativity. I
try to do but I kind of like try to
push it out and just have a You only live once.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You're exactly right on the same mindset. Good for you. Hey,
how nervous with you throwing that first pitch out? It's
a little, it's a little. It looks farther than it
you think.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Uh, it's a lot further. And and I'm an athlete,
like I played baseball. I got recruited to go to college.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
What you're doing?
Speaker 8 (05:28):
I looked like a fool. I didn't I have one
hopped it. I'm so olry. Oh come on, well they
didn't show it because I ripped my shirt off, so
they don't show the smart smart smart move.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That wasn't smart move. All right, got to talk more
about this movie, but for some more music, Jo Mario Lopez.
My guests today is Burt Kreischer, star of The Machine.
Congratulations on the movie. For those who who aren't familiar,
describe the premise and how much of it is based
on a true story.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
So the movie is based on a true story. When
I was twenty two, I got involved with Russian mafia
and we robbed a train and that.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Wait, hold on, hold, hold on. That's a true story.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
That's a true story.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
So you said it so Cavalier, I was like, wait
a minute, is he doing a bit?
Speaker 8 (06:12):
That's a true I've been saying it a lot, exactly exactly.
I've been saying it over the last twelve years.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
How does one get involved with the Russian mafia? How
does that happen?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
We went to o like a study of broad traip
in Russia in ninety five, got it and in ninety
five the wall had fallen, but they hadn't really figured
out capitalism entirely. It was called a pair of stroika,
I think. And so the mob ran everything.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
The mob.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
The black market just took over and the mob ran everything,
and they said, you know, we're gonna pay off the
mafia to keep you safe because it wasn't safe. So
we've got two young gangsters and they live with us.
They walked us to class, they took us on field trips.
When the first night, I said, I'm gonna party with them,
I'm gonna go. They said, don't talk to my I go.
They're gonna be my best friends. So I got a
bottle of vodka in a six pack of ball mart
(07:00):
I went over and when the door opened, I panicked
and everything I planned on saying flooded out of my head.
And all I said to him in his doorway in
Russian was I am the machine. And he started laughing hysterically,
and then yeah, and then me and him became friends,
and then yeah, it was awesome. It was great. Yeah. So,
(07:21):
but the movie is based off this story. But the
movies that are really imagining is that this true story happened.
And then in the movie, me and my dad get
kidnapped by the Russian mafia and I have to go
back to Russia to a tone for the sins of
my past.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Fantastic friends, so funny and I love that it's true.
Hold on, we gotta take a break. We're gonna have
more with Burt Krescher.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
Coming up.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Lopez on the way, Mario Lopez talking about the new
movie The Machine with Burt Kreischer and coming up next month,
the fully Loaded Comedy Festival. What's in store for fans.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Are dude, I take I take sixteen comics of everyone,
like of all walks of comedy. I got Bruce Bruce,
I got Tiffany Hattish, I got Lewis Black, I got
David Tell, I got Ralph Barbosa. I've got Tammy Pescatelli,
Shane Gillis, Mark Norman, Big, Jay Okerson, Dan soder Rosebud Baker,
Chad Daniels. I got all these guys and we take
(08:13):
them out to ballparks, arenas, amphitheaters all for the summer,
to get you out, get you in the sun. Doors
open at five. We put on like a three hour show,
usually eight to ten comics a show. We bring music acts.
We got a DJ Seipha Sounds is going to be there.
Carter Cruz is going to be a DJ. And we
start at Forest Hills in the middle of June, and
(08:34):
we ended the Gorge in Seattle, and it is look,
it is just about getting outside during the summer, having fun,
forgetting about your problems and laughing. These are the best
comedians in the country, in the country, and for one
place point you get to see all of them.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Great lineup. I love me at comedy Festival. Good for you, man,
congrats on that. Just go to allamrio dot com for
tickets to tour dates. All right, Le's play more music?
Speaker 8 (08:58):
What up?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Mario Lopez?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Here?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Got Burt Kreischer on Zoom with.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Me and you.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Also recently dropped a new special on Netflix, Razzle Dazzle.
What are you talking about there?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I talk about I talk about a lot of stuff.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
I talk about my family like I'm not I'm not
like if anyone is unfamiliar with me, I'm not a
political guy. I don't like try to tackle big issues.
I just tell you about me, my life, my family.
I'm a I'm a mediocre dad with two dumb kids
and a wife who's getting old. Like that's all I
talk about. I appreciate that, yo, Mario, you know what
(09:31):
you need to come to fully loaded Vegas because we
just hit up your boy Mark Wahlberg to come to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I saw that on ig Man. He gave you a
shout out right there. I'll ask him when he's gonna go.
That'll be uh yeah, that'll be cool. I love I
love me some to see a stand up comedy. Uh yeah,
he posted that. That's what I was I was gonna
actually ask you about. And when are you gonna be
in Vegas?
Speaker 8 (09:55):
What are the dates I'm gonna be in Vegas? I
don't know, middle of July.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Okay, oh perfect, perfect, all right, thanks man, I'll definitely
hit you up on that. All right, right now, let's
play more music, yo, Mario Lopez. My guess today is
comic Burt Kreischer, star of the new movie The Machine.
How difficult was it turning or incorporating your stand up
into a script into a future?
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Oh well, I didn't do anything. I mean in all, honestly,
the writers did a great job. I pitched the premise.
I didn't even pitch the premise to be that, honestly,
I sold a different.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Movie and in the room and then that's ho course.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
Yeah, this Holly would. He goes, I'll make a movie
with you. Which one you want to make? I go, what,
They're not gonna make one of your movies? Which one
you want to make? I said, well, if you haven't
tell me, I have to make a movie. I want
to make the Machine. And my producer Kle goes, yeah,
why didn't you pitch that? I was like, Cuz, I go, honestly,
I'm afraid it would be like a hit. And I
get kidnapped by the Russian mafia and he goes sold,
So that's our movie. And so and then we had
(10:55):
great writers, and we had a great director, and everyone
kind of like really took this project heart. And you know,
I was there to like I rewrote scenes, I rewrote portions,
I took I put a backbone in the story that
I thought it needed, like little things that as a
story I've been look im into a stand up for
twenty three years as a storyteller, I was like, this
(11:15):
adds to it, and I put those in. But it
was a collaboration.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And Mark Hamill plays your dad Luke Skywalker himself. How
from the bits I've seen, he's seen it pretty funny.
How are is comedy chops.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
He's awesome. There's a scene in the end of the
movie there's but I mean not just not you know,
no spoiler alert here, but like his character takes a
wild ride, and I think it's gonna be things people
never thought they'd see Mark Hamill say or do.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's great, that's great man. Well, the machine is in
theaters now, My rabbit of a Burt Kreischer in just
a moment.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You're the full.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Interview now on with Mario dun Mare, Mario Lopez on
the Way.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Mario Lopez wrapping things up with today's guess, Burt Kreischer
and where are you from? Originally, by the way, Tampa, Tampa.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
Okay, Yeah, makes sense. When you see a Florida man
and you see a guy taking a shirt off to
do stand up, you're like, that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Tracks Tampa's fun man, Tampa's fun.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
I always say people like I don't I forget I'm
from Florida until I say something that's very Florida, like like, oh, yeah,
I need two dudes without tongues in high school and
everyone's like what and You're like, oh, it's Florida tongueless.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Brendon a.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Nice talking to you, buddy. I look forward to seeing
you later in person. Everyone check out The Machine, which
is now in theaters. Thanks for hanging out, Bert.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Brother been a fan for a very long time.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Man, I smoked so much weed and want to save it.
By the bell, you have no idea. We were a
Legiti fan.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I appreciate that. See we got a lot great what
elt Mario Lopez? Here a deluxe edition of Taylor Swift's
album Midnight. She is calling it Midnight's Till Dawn. It's
(13:05):
got collapsed with Ice Spice and Lana del Rey and
a completely new song, You're Losing Me just drop today.
The fact CDs are now available at our shows are
more music now. All right, it's time for mus see
movies with Mario Courtney Lopez. Let's take a look at
what it's new in theaters and streaming this weekend.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
The Machine, It's in theaters. Bert Kreischer was just telling
us about this last hour. The Russian mob wants revenge
for a robbery from his college days.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
He's such a funny guy and he was actually considered
the biggest party animal in America at one point. And
that's a true story.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
About my father. It's in theaters.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Sebastian Manescalko has to introduce his father, Robert de Niro,
to his girlfriend's family.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
We also just had Sebastian on the show and the
movie is really good. In family friendly.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
The Little Mermaid it's in theaters. It's a live action
remake of the Disney classic.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Feel like we've been talking about this movie. I know
yours and it's finally here.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Being married Tyler Moore it's on max as a talk
about the actress who had a sixty year career but
little is known about her off screen.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well, that's fascinating. I'd like to check that out.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
And Blood and Gold it's on Netflix.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
During World War Two, a German deserter teams up with
a courageous woman to stop the German army from discovering
hidden gold.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
I would love to find gold. I mean that would
record right.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Let's start scuba diving. Let's start scuba diving.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
No, I get seasick more.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Mario Lopez coming up, Mario Courtney Lopez here, and I'm
looking at the soundtrack for the New Barbie movie with
Margot Robbie. Big lineup too, Lizzo Dualipa, Nicki Mi Najah,
kid Leroy, and apparently Ryan Gosling himself. Ooh.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
The album drops the same day as the movie, on
July twenty first.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I don't know this movie is targeting because it's not
for kids. It seems very adult. At the same time, I.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Am under the impression that they are targeting everybody everyone.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Okay, all right, more music. Now what Mario Courtney Lopez.
Here was some quick buzz for your pairent On Plus
already renewing the family stallone for season two. Ay oh wait,
show just launched a week ago. That was my stallone
right there.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
We know that was.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
It's all about Sly and his wife and their three daughters.
It's already Paramoun's biggest debut for a reality show. I
didn't even know they had of the reality show, so
congrats to them.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
I honestly would put this on my list of viewing.
I just haven't watch him. Yeah, oh, you would watch this?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah stallone? He sent that very nice shout out. Remember
yes he did, all right, yo, Mark Cordy Lopez got
some celeb birthdays to celebrate. Let's try to guess the ages.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Lauren Hill from the fujis sister Act two.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
One of my favorites, Lawn but not forgotten.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
She just disappeared. We love her. Do you only say
that for dead people?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I mean pretty much, but you know she kind of
left for music.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Yeah. Lauren Hill is forty eight.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, I think Lauren and I are around the same age,
but she's probably the young Say forty nine.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Forty eight is correct?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Ah, Okay, yay, hell on bottom Carter from the King's Speech,
A couple of Seasons of the Crown.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Tim Burton's wife, yep, I'm gonna say she's fifty nine.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Sweeney Todd she is sixty one.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Fifty seven, ooh fifty seven.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
And Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood Mac my favorites still dress
is the same.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
We had a girl. I would love to name her
Stevie Stevie Lopez.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
I think it's cute. Stevie Nicks is seventy.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Stevie Leg's gotta be I'm gonna say seventy two seventy five. Wow, Okay, more.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Fun on the way on with Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You're all Mario Lopez treating every day like a holiday.
Today we are celebrating World Redhead Day, shout out to
all the Gingers out there. If I was gonna do
a mount rushmore of my favorite gingers, I.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Don't think this was gonna go that direction.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
In no particular order. I'm going Ron Howard, Opie Opie,
and Richie Cunningham. I'm going Canelo, Yeah, world champion fighter,
ginger Mexican, you gotta love him. I think I'm gonna
throw my guy Rick Astley up there because I'm never
gonna give up.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
On him, of course.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
And then for my favorite sitcom of all time, Lucille Ball.
That's a pretty solid mount rushmore Gingers. Mario Courtney Lopez
here wishing a speedy recovery to Sam Smith. Sam quit
his concert after four songs on Wednesday, then canceled more
gigs yesterday. Doctor say Sam may need vocal rest to
prevent permanent vocal core damage.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Oh well, he should listen to those doctors, because that's
no joke, especially.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
If that's your career. Yeah, it will soon. You are
Mario Courtney Lopez have for another fake debate where the
topics are made up on the spot, but the passion.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Is very real. On with Mario Lopez present, it's the
fake debate.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Who's prone, who's content?
Speaker 5 (17:56):
You will be conn because you were pro last time.
Courtney will be uh.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
I can do it.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
You have fifteen seconds make your case, ten second rebuttal.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Your topic today is Peebo Bryson's singing voice.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I'm con yes.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Pe Bo Bryson. Doesn't that take you back to when
you're a child? I mean he is just amazing the
songs he sang with Celine Dion. I mean those times
were so simple, so reassuring we didn't have any problems
in the world like we did today. And I vote
Peebo for president.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Thank you, mister Lopez.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
If ever, you're in my homs, who needs pipes like that?
When you have that much bass in your voice, you're
basically making all other men feel inferior and like they
have no purpose in life. It's not fair. Peeble Bryson
should not exist in the world, Missus Lopez, just.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Because God gave him a born natural talent. You think
he shouldn't have that and shouldn't exist. That's very good.
Pebo Bryson, you have my vote.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Do you say boring or born born? Okay, mister I
don't know in the top of all off, what kind
of a name is Peebot? Seriously is it short for Peabody? Peabody?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Bryson tell us who you think? One at all?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Mario tell Mario what do you think? On Twitter at
On with Mario More Mario Lopez.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
On the Way what all?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Mario Lopez here in today's lesson in music history is
about the Footloose soundtrack. It had six top forty hits,
but only one was nominated for an Oscar I'm gonna
reveal it next. You're on Mario Lopez and on this
day thirty nine years ago, in nineteen eighty four, this
became the biggest song in America. That was a great song.
(19:49):
I think I may have done a dance to that
when I was a little kid. Actually, that's Here for
the Boy by Denise Williams, and it was a scene
where Kevin Bacon was trying to get Chris Penn, Sean
Penn's brother, to kind of learn how to dance a
little bit. And it was eventually nominated for an Academy
ord actually for Best Song, but it lost to Stevie Wonders.
(20:11):
I just called to say I love you, which makes
me sad every time I hear that song because my
uncle happened to die around that same time, and it's
amazing how a song can take you back to a
certain time during that time. I can't name the movie
it's from, though, y'all Mark Courtney Lopez. Before we take
off for the weekend, we're gonna give you a fine
word with our tweet of the week. What do we got, honey?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
This is from at a blen Ar and they said,
the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
It's a funny way to put it. When we had
this conversation before. Socks have a tendency to disappear, and
I've realized it's from people who wash their clothes in
a sloppy manner, because if you were to keep everything intact,
it would never disappear.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
How is washing your clothes on a sloppy man or
they don't go anywhere once you put them in the
dishwak you watch, I knew.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
That's why they don't get that cleaner in their dishwasher.
Many people plays at home from now.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
On want to be the tweet of the week.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Tweet us on with Mario and hang on because Mario Lopez,
We'll be right.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Back, and I'm out of here full steam ahead and
the memoriw Day weekend. Big thanks to burg Chrysler for
hanging out. You can check out the entire interview in
the iHeartRadio app just search On with Mario and I
will be back on Monday for more music and fun.
Until then, have a great weekend everyone, Come on
Speaker 1 (21:28):
With Mario Lopez.
I am on with Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Har let's do this finally, Friday weekend vibes and full
of fac I got a lot of fun in store
for you today, including another one of our fake debates.
We've also got Burt Kreischer zooming in. He's the star
of the new movie The Machine Lost. Your first look
at everything new hit in theaters and streaming. So let's
keep the music going. You're on with Mario Lopez. Matchbox
twenty steps into the spotlight of the Mario Music Miniature.
(00:25):
On with Mario Lopez. Their fifth album is out today,
Where the Light Goes. It's been more than a decade
since the band last had new music. Here's the first single,
wild Dog.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Outside.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, okay, let's throw back rock right there. I'm not
mad at that. And they're turning up the guitarists for
this song. It's called Don't get Me Wrongs, so stops.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
This music is fun, like if you're at a bar
hearing him live or in a concert. It's it's like
fun sort of drinking music. I've always like Rob Thomas's voice.
He's taken over the airwaves today, by the way, to
talk about the songs and play some of his favorites
as well. You can listen on your heart radio app.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
More Mario Lopez on the way, Oh Mario Lopez, Let's
see what's on TV today?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What do we got?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Amazon debuts The Griffin, a fantasy series based on the
books that have sold more than forty million copies. I
believe the Griffin is cool looking character. Half the body
is the lion, the other half is an egle. That's
a dangerous predator right there, not to be confused with
a mentor, which is like half horse half human.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I think ryeah, I think that's Griffin.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Will definitely win win a fight.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, exactly. Netflix Premiere is social currency. Eight influencers compete
to see who can go the longest about their phone
and online followings.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So like back to the nineties, You're going back to
the nineties, right, This is that that's so silly but
funny at the same time.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
And Max as Kendra sells Hollywood former playmates Kendra Wilkinson,
Oh my gosh, starts a new career in real estates.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
What up Mario Lopez?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Here?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Imagine you're sitting in a high school band practice when
all of a sudden, it's your and crashes class and
gives everyone concert tickets. That's what Ed was doing in
between gigs in Florida this week. Super cool of him.
Can you imagine? You can see the video over on
Maria dot com. All right, more music? What up your
amar Courtney Lopez and Fraser wants to bring something up.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Mario Lopez, I don't count down to fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm really really getting sick and tired. Well of this
will account.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Here's the thing. I think that you're actually you're sort
of in better shape than most fifty year old's things.
Well yeah, and because actually better than what AI would
predict you would look like. So I asked an AI
app to show me what a fifty year old Mario
Lopez would look like. And I have a few photos
so you can see.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Wait, they can do this.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I didn't put in a photo or anything.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
AI like what there's an app? It was an app.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Okay, So there's an app and you can literally prompt it.
I didn't put a photo in or anything. So AI
knows what you look like already, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
And then these are the photos that it spit out.
So this is a fifty year old Mario Lopez.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
There's one.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
The wig is tight. We have to put this wig
is fantastic.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Actually, we're gonna put these up. Here's another one.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
The wig is a solid ten.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
For some reason it kept giving you a mustache. It did,
which is interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
The wig is fantastic, Like, I cannot comment, it's not
as great man like what I've been really weathered.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
You don't have a butchet either, Well, no, I have.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
A subtle one. That's subtle.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Well, I think it's more pronounced.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I get old, there's going to be more pronounced.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
This might be the most accurate one.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Look at your body holding up right there though.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Get me daddy.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Hey, you know what, the salt and pepper in the wig.
It's a good little healthy balance, like Clooney esque in
er days. I'm not mad at it, but I am
mad at how weather the face looks.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, more with Mario Lopez after this.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
With up Mario Lopez. Here. Today's guest is kind of
like Burt Kreischer. My guy seems to always have his
shirt off, and now he's the star of the new
movie The Machine, kind of inspired by true story. I
think we're gonna get Burt to fill in all the
gaps next, Sup on Mario Lopez on Zoom from the
new movie The Machine. Comic and actor Burt Chreischer, Welcome
to show Man.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
How are you.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
I am fantastic. I'm living the dream.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I bet, buddy, I bet you give off these real
positive vibes everywhere you go. I like that you're constantly
rocking no shirt. I saw you pitch. What game was
that you pitched and you took off your shirt?
Speaker 8 (04:53):
That was Gangster the Guardians, Cleveland Guardians.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That was great.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
It's not like I always hope that people understand it genuinely.
I just like to party and have a good time.
I'm got all overthink things. I got no negativity. I
try to do but I kind of like try to
push it out and just have a You only live once.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You're exactly right on the same mindset. Good for you. Hey,
how nervous with you throwing that first pitch out? It's
a little, it's a little. It looks farther than it
you think.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Uh, it's a lot further. And and I'm an athlete,
like I played baseball. I got recruited to go to college.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
What you're doing?
Speaker 8 (05:28):
I looked like a fool. I didn't I have one
hopped it. I'm so olry. Oh come on, well they
didn't show it because I ripped my shirt off, so
they don't show the smart smart smart move.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That wasn't smart move. All right, got to talk more
about this movie, but for some more music, Jo Mario Lopez.
My guests today is Burt Kreischer, star of The Machine.
Congratulations on the movie. For those who who aren't familiar,
describe the premise and how much of it is based
on a true story.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
So the movie is based on a true story. When
I was twenty two, I got involved with Russian mafia
and we robbed a train and that.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Wait, hold on, hold, hold on. That's a true story.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
That's a true story.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
So you said it so Cavalier, I was like, wait
a minute, is he doing a bit?
Speaker 8 (06:12):
That's a true I've been saying it a lot, exactly exactly.
I've been saying it over the last twelve years.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
How does one get involved with the Russian mafia? How
does that happen?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
We went to o like a study of broad traip
in Russia in ninety five, got it and in ninety
five the wall had fallen, but they hadn't really figured
out capitalism entirely. It was called a pair of stroika,
I think. And so the mob ran everything.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
The mob.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
The black market just took over and the mob ran everything,
and they said, you know, we're gonna pay off the
mafia to keep you safe because it wasn't safe. So
we've got two young gangsters and they live with us.
They walked us to class, they took us on field trips.
When the first night, I said, I'm gonna party with them,
I'm gonna go. They said, don't talk to my I go.
They're gonna be my best friends. So I got a
bottle of vodka in a six pack of ball mart
(07:00):
I went over and when the door opened, I panicked
and everything I planned on saying flooded out of my head.
And all I said to him in his doorway in
Russian was I am the machine. And he started laughing hysterically,
and then yeah, and then me and him became friends,
and then yeah, it was awesome. It was great. Yeah. So,
(07:21):
but the movie is based off this story. But the
movies that are really imagining is that this true story happened.
And then in the movie, me and my dad get
kidnapped by the Russian mafia and I have to go
back to Russia to a tone for the sins of
my past.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Fantastic friends, so funny and I love that it's true.
Hold on, we gotta take a break. We're gonna have
more with Burt Krescher.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
Coming up.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Lopez on the way, Mario Lopez talking about the new
movie The Machine with Burt Kreischer and coming up next month,
the fully Loaded Comedy Festival. What's in store for fans.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Are dude, I take I take sixteen comics of everyone,
like of all walks of comedy. I got Bruce Bruce,
I got Tiffany Hattish, I got Lewis Black, I got
David Tell, I got Ralph Barbosa. I've got Tammy Pescatelli,
Shane Gillis, Mark Norman, Big, Jay Okerson, Dan soder Rosebud Baker,
Chad Daniels. I got all these guys and we take
(08:13):
them out to ballparks, arenas, amphitheaters all for the summer,
to get you out, get you in the sun. Doors
open at five. We put on like a three hour show,
usually eight to ten comics a show. We bring music acts.
We got a DJ Seipha Sounds is going to be there.
Carter Cruz is going to be a DJ. And we
start at Forest Hills in the middle of June, and
(08:34):
we ended the Gorge in Seattle, and it is look,
it is just about getting outside during the summer, having fun,
forgetting about your problems and laughing. These are the best
comedians in the country, in the country, and for one
place point you get to see all of them.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Great lineup. I love me at comedy Festival. Good for you, man,
congrats on that. Just go to allamrio dot com for
tickets to tour dates. All right, Le's play more music?
Speaker 8 (08:58):
What up?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Mario Lopez?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Here?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Got Burt Kreischer on Zoom with.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Me and you.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Also recently dropped a new special on Netflix, Razzle Dazzle.
What are you talking about there?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I talk about I talk about a lot of stuff.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
I talk about my family like I'm not I'm not
like if anyone is unfamiliar with me, I'm not a
political guy. I don't like try to tackle big issues.
I just tell you about me, my life, my family.
I'm a I'm a mediocre dad with two dumb kids
and a wife who's getting old. Like that's all I
talk about. I appreciate that, yo, Mario, you know what
(09:31):
you need to come to fully loaded Vegas because we
just hit up your boy Mark Wahlberg to come to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I saw that on ig Man. He gave you a
shout out right there. I'll ask him when he's gonna go.
That'll be uh yeah, that'll be cool. I love I
love me some to see a stand up comedy. Uh yeah,
he posted that. That's what I was I was gonna
actually ask you about. And when are you gonna be
in Vegas?
Speaker 8 (09:55):
What are the dates I'm gonna be in Vegas? I
don't know, middle of July.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Okay, oh perfect, perfect, all right, thanks man, I'll definitely
hit you up on that. All right, right now, let's
play more music, yo, Mario Lopez. My guess today is
comic Burt Kreischer, star of the new movie The Machine.
How difficult was it turning or incorporating your stand up
into a script into a future?
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Oh well, I didn't do anything. I mean in all, honestly,
the writers did a great job. I pitched the premise.
I didn't even pitch the premise to be that, honestly,
I sold a different.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Movie and in the room and then that's ho course.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
Yeah, this Holly would. He goes, I'll make a movie
with you. Which one you want to make? I go, what,
They're not gonna make one of your movies? Which one
you want to make? I said, well, if you haven't
tell me, I have to make a movie. I want
to make the Machine. And my producer Kle goes, yeah,
why didn't you pitch that? I was like, Cuz, I go, honestly,
I'm afraid it would be like a hit. And I
get kidnapped by the Russian mafia and he goes sold,
So that's our movie. And so and then we had
(10:55):
great writers, and we had a great director, and everyone
kind of like really took this project heart. And you know,
I was there to like I rewrote scenes, I rewrote portions,
I took I put a backbone in the story that
I thought it needed, like little things that as a
story I've been look im into a stand up for
twenty three years as a storyteller, I was like, this
(11:15):
adds to it, and I put those in. But it
was a collaboration.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And Mark Hamill plays your dad Luke Skywalker himself. How
from the bits I've seen, he's seen it pretty funny.
How are is comedy chops.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
He's awesome. There's a scene in the end of the
movie there's but I mean not just not you know,
no spoiler alert here, but like his character takes a
wild ride, and I think it's gonna be things people
never thought they'd see Mark Hamill say or do.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's great, that's great man. Well, the machine is in
theaters now, My rabbit of a Burt Kreischer in just
a moment.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You're the full.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Interview now on with Mario dun Mare, Mario Lopez on
the Way.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Mario Lopez wrapping things up with today's guess, Burt Kreischer
and where are you from? Originally, by the way, Tampa, Tampa.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
Okay, Yeah, makes sense. When you see a Florida man
and you see a guy taking a shirt off to
do stand up, you're like, that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Tracks Tampa's fun man, Tampa's fun.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
I always say people like I don't I forget I'm
from Florida until I say something that's very Florida, like like, oh, yeah,
I need two dudes without tongues in high school and
everyone's like what and You're like, oh, it's Florida tongueless.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Brendon a.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Nice talking to you, buddy. I look forward to seeing
you later in person. Everyone check out The Machine, which
is now in theaters. Thanks for hanging out, Bert.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Brother been a fan for a very long time.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Man, I smoked so much weed and want to save it.
By the bell, you have no idea. We were a
Legiti fan.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I appreciate that. See we got a lot great what
elt Mario Lopez? Here a deluxe edition of Taylor Swift's
album Midnight. She is calling it Midnight's Till Dawn. It's
(13:05):
got collapsed with Ice Spice and Lana del Rey and
a completely new song, You're Losing Me just drop today.
The fact CDs are now available at our shows are
more music now. All right, it's time for mus see
movies with Mario Courtney Lopez. Let's take a look at
what it's new in theaters and streaming this weekend.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
The Machine, It's in theaters. Bert Kreischer was just telling
us about this last hour. The Russian mob wants revenge
for a robbery from his college days.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
He's such a funny guy and he was actually considered
the biggest party animal in America at one point. And
that's a true story.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
About my father. It's in theaters.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Sebastian Manescalko has to introduce his father, Robert de Niro,
to his girlfriend's family.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
We also just had Sebastian on the show and the
movie is really good. In family friendly.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
The Little Mermaid it's in theaters. It's a live action
remake of the Disney classic.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Feel like we've been talking about this movie. I know
yours and it's finally here.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Being married Tyler Moore it's on max as a talk
about the actress who had a sixty year career but
little is known about her off screen.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well, that's fascinating. I'd like to check that out.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
And Blood and Gold it's on Netflix.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
During World War Two, a German deserter teams up with
a courageous woman to stop the German army from discovering
hidden gold.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
I would love to find gold. I mean that would
record right.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Let's start scuba diving. Let's start scuba diving.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
No, I get seasick more.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Mario Lopez coming up, Mario Courtney Lopez here, and I'm
looking at the soundtrack for the New Barbie movie with
Margot Robbie. Big lineup too, Lizzo Dualipa, Nicki Mi Najah,
kid Leroy, and apparently Ryan Gosling himself. Ooh.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
The album drops the same day as the movie, on
July twenty first.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I don't know this movie is targeting because it's not
for kids. It seems very adult. At the same time, I.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Am under the impression that they are targeting everybody everyone.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Okay, all right, more music. Now what Mario Courtney Lopez.
Here was some quick buzz for your pairent On Plus
already renewing the family stallone for season two. Ay oh wait,
show just launched a week ago. That was my stallone
right there.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
We know that was.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
It's all about Sly and his wife and their three daughters.
It's already Paramoun's biggest debut for a reality show. I
didn't even know they had of the reality show, so
congrats to them.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
I honestly would put this on my list of viewing.
I just haven't watch him. Yeah, oh, you would watch this?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah stallone? He sent that very nice shout out. Remember
yes he did, all right, yo, Mark Cordy Lopez got
some celeb birthdays to celebrate. Let's try to guess the ages.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Lauren Hill from the fujis sister Act two.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
One of my favorites, Lawn but not forgotten.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
She just disappeared. We love her. Do you only say
that for dead people?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I mean pretty much, but you know she kind of
left for music.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Yeah. Lauren Hill is forty eight.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, I think Lauren and I are around the same age,
but she's probably the young Say forty nine.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Forty eight is correct?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Ah, Okay, yay, hell on bottom Carter from the King's Speech,
A couple of Seasons of the Crown.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Tim Burton's wife, yep, I'm gonna say she's fifty nine.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Sweeney Todd she is sixty one.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Fifty seven, ooh fifty seven.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
And Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood Mac my favorites still dress
is the same.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
We had a girl. I would love to name her
Stevie Stevie Lopez.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
I think it's cute. Stevie Nicks is seventy.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Stevie Leg's gotta be I'm gonna say seventy two seventy five. Wow, Okay, more.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Fun on the way on with Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You're all Mario Lopez treating every day like a holiday.
Today we are celebrating World Redhead Day, shout out to
all the Gingers out there. If I was gonna do
a mount rushmore of my favorite gingers, I.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Don't think this was gonna go that direction.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
In no particular order. I'm going Ron Howard, Opie Opie,
and Richie Cunningham. I'm going Canelo, Yeah, world champion fighter,
ginger Mexican, you gotta love him. I think I'm gonna
throw my guy Rick Astley up there because I'm never
gonna give up.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
On him, of course.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
And then for my favorite sitcom of all time, Lucille Ball.
That's a pretty solid mount rushmore Gingers. Mario Courtney Lopez
here wishing a speedy recovery to Sam Smith. Sam quit
his concert after four songs on Wednesday, then canceled more
gigs yesterday. Doctor say Sam may need vocal rest to
prevent permanent vocal core damage.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Oh well, he should listen to those doctors, because that's
no joke, especially.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
If that's your career. Yeah, it will soon. You are
Mario Courtney Lopez have for another fake debate where the
topics are made up on the spot, but the passion.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Is very real. On with Mario Lopez present, it's the
fake debate.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Who's prone, who's content?
Speaker 5 (17:56):
You will be conn because you were pro last time.
Courtney will be uh.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
I can do it.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
You have fifteen seconds make your case, ten second rebuttal.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Your topic today is Peebo Bryson's singing voice.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I'm con yes.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Pe Bo Bryson. Doesn't that take you back to when
you're a child? I mean he is just amazing the
songs he sang with Celine Dion. I mean those times
were so simple, so reassuring we didn't have any problems
in the world like we did today. And I vote
Peebo for president.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Thank you, mister Lopez.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
If ever, you're in my homs, who needs pipes like that?
When you have that much bass in your voice, you're
basically making all other men feel inferior and like they
have no purpose in life. It's not fair. Peeble Bryson
should not exist in the world, Missus Lopez, just.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Because God gave him a born natural talent. You think
he shouldn't have that and shouldn't exist. That's very good.
Pebo Bryson, you have my vote.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Do you say boring or born born? Okay, mister I
don't know in the top of all off, what kind
of a name is Peebot? Seriously is it short for Peabody? Peabody?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Bryson tell us who you think? One at all?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Mario tell Mario what do you think? On Twitter at
On with Mario More Mario Lopez.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
On the Way what all?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Mario Lopez here in today's lesson in music history is
about the Footloose soundtrack. It had six top forty hits,
but only one was nominated for an Oscar I'm gonna
reveal it next. You're on Mario Lopez and on this
day thirty nine years ago, in nineteen eighty four, this
became the biggest song in America. That was a great song.
(19:49):
I think I may have done a dance to that
when I was a little kid. Actually, that's Here for
the Boy by Denise Williams, and it was a scene
where Kevin Bacon was trying to get Chris Penn, Sean
Penn's brother, to kind of learn how to dance a
little bit. And it was eventually nominated for an Academy
ord actually for Best Song, but it lost to Stevie Wonders.
(20:11):
I just called to say I love you, which makes
me sad every time I hear that song because my
uncle happened to die around that same time, and it's
amazing how a song can take you back to a
certain time during that time. I can't name the movie
it's from, though, y'all Mark Courtney Lopez. Before we take
off for the weekend, we're gonna give you a fine
word with our tweet of the week. What do we got, honey?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
This is from at a blen Ar and they said,
the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
It's a funny way to put it. When we had
this conversation before. Socks have a tendency to disappear, and
I've realized it's from people who wash their clothes in
a sloppy manner, because if you were to keep everything intact,
it would never disappear.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
How is washing your clothes on a sloppy man or
they don't go anywhere once you put them in the
dishwak you watch, I knew.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
That's why they don't get that cleaner in their dishwasher.
Many people plays at home from now.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
On want to be the tweet of the week.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Tweet us on with Mario and hang on because Mario Lopez,
We'll be right.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Back, and I'm out of here full steam ahead and
the memoriw Day weekend. Big thanks to burg Chrysler for
hanging out. You can check out the entire interview in
the iHeartRadio app just search On with Mario and I
will be back on Monday for more music and fun.
Until then, have a great weekend everyone, Come on
Speaker 1 (21:28):
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