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May 15, 2023 • 14 mins
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Ninety six point nine The Cat,Paul Shad and Saahly We meet again.
Well, it was a long weekendaway from you, Paul Shad. I
know, I'm just I'm like thekind of guy you just miss so much.
You just don't want to leave,I know, and I try to
find you at heel, but youstay missing. Well, we're on the
move and it was a good weekendto be moving around. You have anything

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highlighted? Any baseball games this weekend? That's all my life consists of right
now. And then Mother's Day wasreally special yesterday. It was a good
weekend. What about you. Ohyeah, just just a regular old weekend.
Celebrated Mother's Day with Kathy yesterday.Do you get like a cake or
anything? And they take you outto breakfast? We kind of food?
Do you get? No? Idon't get a cake. I probably should.

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I probably should get the biggest cakein the world since I'm super mom,
you know. But I just getbreakfast and then we go out to
eat as a family. It's justa normal day. Well, let's see
if it's normal out there in trafficoutside we go. Top five Time ninety
six nine The Cat Top five Weathernot so bad, cloudy today, maybe
a touch of sun here and there. Otherwise eighty two for the nice high.

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Hey it's Paul Shad. It's gonnabe a beautiful Monday. Hello,
it's Sarah Lee. Today is NationalChocolate Chip Day. Can you eat a
chocolate chip cookie without cold milk?Yes? I can if it comes from
subway? Can you not? Yeah? I guess I can too, because
I mentioned earlier. I like thoselittle famous amiss those tiny little bags.
You get about five little cookies inthem, but they are the best.

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I think it's because they have topush the chips in harder and there's more
little chips per bite on those littlechip cookies. Yeah, that's the part
I like least of a chocolate chipcookie. I like him to have just
a few chocolate chips. Really,Yes, too much chocolate is too much.
You're the first person I ever saidthat in the history of the Earth.
Listen to this story. A dadmistaken for a human trafficker on a

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flight to Charlotte. So there's guyson a flight to North Carolina to Charlotte,
and he's on the plane and everything'sgoing along and he's with his thirteen
year old daughter. Well, somehowthey thought he was trafficking this kid,
and when he got off the plane, they kind of hustled them off to
the traffickers room. And how awkwardis dad? When is your dad being
confused as a trafficker. That's terrible, And you especially want to make sure

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that your daughter is not mad atyou at that point and says, I
don't even know this guy. Thatwould be even worse. How about this
couple in South Carolina. So they'reon I eighty five and the police are
conducting proactive patrol that means kind of, you know, you look for a
fishy car and then you try tofind something wrong. They're going too close

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to the car ahead of them,they got a bad tail lights, something
going on. So they pull themover and this woman gets out and she's
pregnant. Just think about how howyou had to go through all this trouble.
You weren't thinking you're going through someyou know, checkpoint or anything.
You were just driving along. She'sgot this fake rubber belly on and it's
filled with cocaine. And when sherealizes that the police are getting super suspicious,

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she starts running and it all fallsout of her belly. Time for
delivery. Yeah, that's one timewhen you don't take to Jordan Knows.
How about the Marvel Universe Superheroes DiscoveryPlace if you're looking for something fun to
do with the kids, runs throughearly September. Big hiring expos City of
Charlotte looking for a job. They'realways looking for police, but they've got

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a bunch of other jobs. NextTuesday, that happens. We've got the
details up on our website ninety sixnine the cat dot Com. Just keyword
Paul and this is fantastic. Askin patch could treat peanut allergies. I
think that's amazing because so many youngkids have a peanut allergy and if there's
something that can kind of cure it, that's great. This was great for
William Byron winning down in Darlington yesterday. I want to wish Happy Mother's Day

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to my mom. My sister justgraduated school, so big day. He's
a good kid, grew up inCharlotte, loves legos, He's all around
good guy. Congrats to Hendrick Motorsportsstick around. Speaking of racing, Michael
Waltrip's throwing a big country music festivaland we got passes for you. Seven
thirty cat Funny ninety six point nine. That cat Paul Chad Sara Lee.

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We were talking about Sara Lee's lifeat the baseball field and her predicament trying
to get these dirt stains out ofthe kids baseball pants, and Kim,
you've got an idea. I havea secret ingredient. It's called iron out.
You buy at Ingles, and it'sfour sinks and toilets and things.
But it is wonderful for white baseballpants are out iron out. It takes

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the iron out of the toilet bowland stuff in the water that at least
rings, but it is wonderful forthe white material. Thank you. And
also if your husband has a pressurewasher, lay them jokers on the ground
and squired them off with the pressurewasher. It takes all the red dirt
out. That's that good old NorthCarolina baseball field dirt. Yes, that's
the problem I have. I'll definitelytry that. Thank you, You're welcome,

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Thank you. Ninety six point nine. The cat Paushad Sairly Big morning
around here in Cat Country. Concerttickets at seven thirty with cat Fight and
then I understand like seven forty sevenforty five A mystery celebrity is supposed to
call in this morning somebody. Everybodyknows the name this morning bat seven forty

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oh, yes, everybody where.Police in Ohio say it was a weird
bust. They went to do adrug sting on two different homes, and
I guess these homes were connected somehow, at least the people were. They
get in there and they can't findanybody, and they noticed that the walls

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kind of looked weird, like theyseem like they're further out than they should.
They find like thirteen people hiding inthe walls. No, what is
it? Like a knock on thedoor and the wall turns around like a
hidden roof. I guess they justbuilt some framing and put some sheet rock
on it, and then they wereall probably holding onto the framing so it
looks like a wall. I don'tlike that. I'm too closter phoebic to
do that. How about these twobrothers, they got the notion. They're

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sitting there watching Saturday morning cartoons.They see this commercial come on for a
toy. They say, let's getthat toy, so they get their parents'
keys. They take off in theparents' car. They are six years old.
And three years old, and theycrash into a light pole. They're
both okay, though, oh whatI mean? I love the ambition,
But how did they even touch thegas pedal? I don't know. Maybe

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the little one got down low whenthe old one said, now stop going.
Not a good idea. And thena man that was on a flight
from right here in Charlotte, NorthCarolina, so listen to this deal.
He's suing American Airlines. So he'son this flight from Charlotte to Indianapolis.
This is three years ago, andhe's got a prosthetic leg, he says,
in his suitcase. So he getsto Indianapolis and he's waiting for his

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leg inside his suitcase. He's waitingwaiting. It never shows up. So
he fills out a form and hegets six hundred dollars to cover incidentals from
the airline. He says, no, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. He says, that legcosts twenty six thousand dollars. The
airline says, look, we don'thave enough proof for evidence to pay for
that leg, so we're not goingto pay for that leg. You have
got to be kidding me. Standingthere and seeing his legs missing is not

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proof enough, I guess, ButI mean, if you got a prosthetic
leg, aren't you wearing the legon the flight and not packing it?
Well, maybe it's uncomfortable. Andhe just got wheelchaired to his flight and
he was gonna get it afterwards.We're gonna have to have the Cat team
dig a little bit more deeper onthis. He did hire a lawyer,
so we'll see what happens with thatcase. In case you love entertainment,
stick around, Sarah Lee's got it. In three minutes ninety six point nine,

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the Cat gotta start off where theyclipped from Our iHeart Country Festival.
Country Sha Sha Sha Man Paul Shad. You really don't realize how many his
songs Luke Brian has until you watchhim at this festival, song after song
after song man. He was thelife of the party this weekend. The

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whole show was terrific. Yes itwas, and if you missed it,
you can relive the best moments fromOur iHeart Country Festival at ninety six ninetcat
dot Com, keyword Paul and PaulShad. Did you see who was in
town on Friday night? He isone of my favorite movie stars. Like,
all of a sudden, I'm onFacebook and I start seeing all these
pictures of Tom Cruise. He wasout of P and C to see Janet

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Jackson, and he looks so basicto me. If I was there,
I think I would have walked rightby him, Like I don't think I
would have noticed. Hey, man, that's Tom Cruise right there. I
gotta believe though, that there's moreto the story than Tom just coming to
Charlotte to see a concert. Well, you know, Jannet Jackson posted a
picture and said it was good tosee my friend here. So I don't
know, but it was really cool. And if you didn't see the pictures,

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you can check him out on ourFacebook page. Just search Paul and
Sarah Lee. A belated birthday toMorgan want to turn thirty over the weekend.
Yeah, he looks like he's doingmuch better. And you have to
head over to our Facebook page andsee this video of Taylor Swift. She
got a security guard kicked out ofthe concert and you can see the video.
Just search Paul and Sarah Lee onFacebook. Enough with the bad it's

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time for the good news. SomethingLee six point nine the cat Well,
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Paul and Sarah Lee. One smallthing to make people's lives a little bit

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better and we appreciate it. Hereat the Cats Paul Chat Sarah Lee Carter.
How are you doing this morning?Good? How are you good?
Give me the highlight of Carter's weekend? Today or yesterday? We celebrated my
brother's birthday party and Mother's Day wasreally fun for them too. Well that's

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good. So I tell everybody whereyou live, what's school you go to?
I live around the Newton in Conoverarea and I go to North Newton
Elementary School. Well, you're verywell spoken. What great are you in
Carter, I'm in the fifth grade. You're very impressive. You do you
dabble in the weather at all?Um, yes, a little bit.
All right, let's have it.Welcome. We mostly Claudio as a hyn

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six ninetcat dot Com keyword Contest.Thank you Carter, Thank you. You
never know who's listening to the cat. Tell everybody who this is. This

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is Michael Waltrip and I am veryhappy that's who gave tickets away to my
festival. Yeah, tell me aboutthis festival. Where's Michael Waltrop come up
with an idea for a country musicfestival? I thought you were going to
say, what's Michael Waltsrop doing upat seven forty five on a Monday morning?
But well, actually I didn't thinkyou were up so early. I

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just thought you were just getting home. No, those those days have passed.
But we do have a wonderful brewingcompany. And we have a little
tap room right by the Charlotte MotorSpeedway right there on Bruton Smith Boulevard.
Love for you to stop in there, Paul Shad. Great food, great
beer, and we're having our firstcountry music festival and beer craft beer Festival.

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It's going to be a lot offun Cannonballer Stadium. Looking forward to
being a part of that and listeningto my buddy Jared Neeman and loving theft
performing drink some good cold beers forthe weekend. Well, this is fun
and this is a nice thing.Is this something I'm hoping if it goes
well, you do it every year, Yes, sir, We hope to
do them a couple of times ayear here and there around the country and

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have some different performers seeing and playand continue to share our craft beers.
Our beers are I like to callthem their craft beers, but they're not
real fancy beers. They're just sortof like me, normal beers. And
we've had a lot of fun gettinggoing here at the store in Concord and
seeing a lot of smiling faces drinkingone of my beers. That's a great
film when you see somebody you don'tknow, for a big smile on their

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face and your beer in their hand. You're like, man, I hope
made their day. Does it havea picture you on it? No?
Just my name? Do you haveto come to the tap house to see
me? Where is this place?It's right by the speedway, I tell
you. After the show this morning, head over there, you meet me
and we'll get all tanked up.Well, I got a busy week.
I'm gonna have to pass on that. But the races are in town and
that means there's a lot going onand we're proud to be a part of

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it this year. Well it soundslike a lot of fun. Well,
hang on, we're gonna play asong and then come back. Sarah Lee's
got a question for you. Alrighty, play a hit, Maul, you
got it buddy, ninety six pointnine, The Cat Pass Shad Sarah Lee.
We've got tickets for the Big MichaelWalship Country Festival. It's gonna happen
next Thursday. Next chance to wintickets tomorrow morning, seven thirty. But

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Michael, Sarah Lee, is avery very important question to ask you.
I just want to know, canyou give me a fast ride in a
race car? Well? Sarah Lee. Certainly, I will certainly give you
a ride in fix the NASCAR DrivingExperience. When it's running at Charpe Motor
Speedway. They have a Michael tapRoom car number fifteen. So we'll hop
in that baby, make a fewhot laps and go over to the tap

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room afterwards and cool off. Howabout that? Now? Is this a
Michael Walter promise or you just doingthis to get plugs for your little tap
house. Oh, it's a promise. I'm definitely gonna give rides, and
I would love for Sarah Lee tobe right beside me. That car,
it's number fifteen. It's a Toyotaand it used to be a Joe Gibbs

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racing car, and it's my favoriteone I've ever driven of all of the
NASCAR Driving experiences. And if youhaven't driven the NASCAR Driving Experience, man,
you gotta go there and ask fornumber fifteen, because this baby feels
right. Are you gonna wear ahelmet so she doesn't make fun of your
haircut? They asked me the otherday, someone said, did you get
a lollypop of that haircut? Mic? Were they making fun of my haircut?

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Paul? All right, buddy,we will see you soon. Let
us know when that thing happens atthe speedway where you take Sarah Lee out.
Let us know when you guys willbe out there. You got it.
I'll be in touch. Ninety sixpoint nine the cat Paul shad serially,
so came brown? Do you thinkhe has started something that came brown?
Will never be able to stomp?Actually? I do think he has.
Paul shad Man, did he surprisedall of us with the surprise guest

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at our iHeart Country Festival on Saturday. Go take a look at who he
brought out, and then think aboutif he's ever going to be able to
stop this train. Now you cansee it good At ninety six nine in
the caat dot com keyword Paul
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