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Looks like we've got a chance ofa shower popping up today. Temperature is
a bit cooler today, tomorrow midseventies, and then the weekend at least
today. The weekend still looks prettygood in the eighties. No rain so
far. Paul Shadd right here.Hello Sarah Lee, who so excited and
we're only one day away from theweekend. Hello Paul Shad, It is
so good to see. Where doyou get that Cat Country T shirt?
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I've never seen that before. Imade it myself through Edsy. You can
design it there. Yes, it'sfunny. If people knew how many radio
station shirts that we actually purchased,they would think that that's nuts. Right.
Yeah, I was really nervous becausethat's been a lot of money on
a jersey to wear to the CharlotteKnights game this weekend. It's like active
military weekend, and it looked likeit wasn't even gonna make it to my
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house in time. Well, I'mglad it, dude. It looks fantastic
Saturday. You can see, SarahLee if you go see the Knights play
what time's first pitch? Six ofive? And I can't wait, So
make sure you get there early tosee Sarah Lee down on the field.
It is Paul shadd and Sarah Leewill take a quick break come back,
Cat Fight up next. Top fivetime ninety six nine the cat Top five
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weather. Yeah, you got achance to get wet today. High is
going to be about seventy five.Hello, Paul Chad, grab your raincoat.
Happy Thursday. It's eerily not justany Thursday, a throwback Thursday in
Cat Country because we got a wholebunch of throwbacks. He hadn't hurt in
a walk on to play him thismorning. Charlotte ranked eighth best place to
live in the country, and oneof the reasons is because we've got all
(01:29):
these beautiful lakes around us. Let'ssen this deal. So there's a Lake
Norman rental, one of the topten vacation homes in the country according to
VRBO. It's about five thousand squarefeet. It's at the end of Brawley
School Peninsula. Just a beautiful house, as you would expect five thousand feet
up on Lake Norman. There's elevenbeds, but they're jammed into four bedrooms
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and you've got seven bathrooms. Howmuch you think of night, That's not
a lot of privacy. I'm guessingtwo thousand dollars a night starts at four
thousand dollars a night. Who inthe right mind would pay that. That's
crazy. That's like three months ofmortgage payments right there. That's twenty eight
thousand dollars a week, starters fourthousand dollars a night. Though, Where
do these people work, Paul jadI'm clearly doing the wrong thing. Plus,
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with eleven beds and four bedrooms,that's almost like three beds in every
bedroom. That seems cramped up.I don't like it. It sounds like
a three Stooges episode where they havelike a triple bunk bed. I get
the top one, all right,you get the top one this time.
Do you hear about the jewelry storegetting knocked off up in Salisbury? I
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haven't heard it. Let me giveme the details. So this guy rolls
in there, nice dress guy.The guy's even wearing a fedora. You
show up at a jewelry store wearinga fedora, They're gonna treat you right
right, Yes, get you aglass of water, hold the door up
before you, of course. Everything. So he says, I'm looking I'm
looking for an engagement ring for mywonderful girlfriend. So they start popping rings
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out of the case. They showhim an eleven thousand, two hundred and
ninety nine dollars white gold band anda half a carrot emerald cut diamond valued
at nine thousand bucks, and thenanother diamond ring in a band valued at
eighty five hundred dollars. And hetips his hat to him and he scoops
to stuff up, and he runsout the door. Oh, he better
run fast. Well, this guy, they say, let me find a
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description. A slim, black guyabout fifty five years old, wearing a
button down shirt, black slacks,a fedora, and probably some air Jordan's.
So this guy's high tailing it outof there. He's fifty five years
old. The people at the jewelrystore can't run after a fifty five year
old guy and catch him, wouldpol Typically, if you're at the jewelry
store, you have on high heels, where are they gonna do? Knock
off the high heels and then runafter this ban No, let the police
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do their job. Oh, Iguess I just couldn't you know what I
guess. I can't work retail.I thought maybe someday when this thing's over
with, I would go work retail, and but I would just all I
would do all day is chase criminalsand stop shot flifters. I couldn't let
people do that. But that's whywe love you, Paul Shad. You
always take down the back guy.I'd last one day because I would probably
either kneecap him with my extending policebaton or stun gun him or something done.
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Gone. No, you need somepepper spray or something. You just
you just can't let these people stealstuff. I mean, that's why,
that's why California is about to getdumped in the ocean, because they just
let everything run crazy. You lookat all these big cities like New York
and San Francisco where they just letpeople steal stuff, and it's like,
Okay, what are you gonna do? You know, it's about when Dave
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Chappelle is making fun of your town, like that's a real bad. Oh
man, what has happened to ourcountry? I'm glad we're here in North
Carolina where right still wins over wrong. Sometimes most of the die. Most
of the time. It is PaulShad Seraly ninety six point nine ninety six
point nine a cat. So whatwere you telling me about Tom Cruise?
Because he was in town last weekendhanging with Janet Jackson, and then he
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went to some race down in Floridaand was hanging with Shakira, and Shakira
kind of turned her nose up athim. Here she blew him off.
She's a smart girl. I mean, Tom Cruise is just bad news.
He's a great actor, not agreat boyfriend or a great husband. He
gets out of his pocket watch andhe goes makes it go back and forth,
and then he hynotizes you and itdoesn't wear off for a few years.
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The deaf boys a lie. There'sno hynoses they could ever get me
to fall in love with Tom Cruise. Absolutely not. He has nothing to
do with his daughter anymore. Likewhat a depth he dad? Yeah,
the one he had was what's hername, Katie Holmes little Siri? Right,
the two he had with Nicole Kidman. He kept those two, didn't
he. Well, he kept himin scientology. But if you get out
of scientology, then he's like,you'll have a daddy anymore. I don't
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know, but I know that it'sa little wacky, but he is out
there on the prowl. So ifyou're single and you're looking Tom's available,
it is Paul sh Sarahly traffic time, concert tickets. We're getting closer seven
thirty Easy cat Trivia. Oh yes, everybody where did Well? A middle
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school teacher in Kentucky got suspended.They had a they had a class deal
where the assignment was for you tocome and dressed as historical figures. Well,
she gave him the assignment to dressas Nathan Bedford Forrest, the very
first grand Wizard of the KKK.What the world? Where was this?
That is terrible? That's in Kentucky? Well, how does the mom or
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dad let the kid leave the houseas a KKK member? I don't even
know. I don't even know,and I don't even know how the teacher
even knew this information, Like Inever learned that in my history book.
How about this guy in Florida,twelve foot gator runs out of the pond,
grabs the guy's dog, and theguy jumps on the gator's back and
rescues the dog. That almost soundsunbelievable. That sounds like an incredible man,
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And I would do the exact samething. Way to go twelve foot
gator. Twelve foot gator is notcoughing up a dog. He's gonna eat
the dog and then eat you.No, you're gonna put that gator in
the chokehold and you're gonna rescue yourdog. It's your dog, Paul Shot,
that's your Maybe you don't sit backand watch it eat your dog.
I would do something. I'd probablystart heading up to the animal shelter to
see what they got. You didn'tknow. You wouldn't Catsule never forgive you.
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You'd be like Chewy, get outof the gator's mouth. Well,
that's why we named him Chewy.You are not right, You're terrible,
all right? How about this onelast story. There's a woman on Only
Fans that says she makes a hundredthousand dollars a month by dressing up as
Jessica Rabbit. All you have todo is dress up, man, let
me sign up. You got someoutfits that you could make some money.
(07:30):
Yeah, I've seen the pictures youshowed me. You can have outfits all
day long, but unless you havethe Jessica Rabbit body, you're not making
money. All right. Well,Jessica Rabbit's no match for you and your
entertainment. Sarahly is up next ThursdayMorning Entertainment Time ninety six point nine.
Where do we start? Actor JohnnyDepp is back in the news once again,
but now all the focuses on histeeth. See he was out at
(07:53):
the Connes Film Festival and fans weren'ttalking about his acting skills. They said
he looks terrible and his teeth arerotting, and they called it a mood
killer. So of course I hadto see the picture and man, they're
right. His teeth look awful andhe's got the money to fix them up.
So what is really going on?You could check out the picture.
It's on our Facebook page. Justsearch Paul and Sarah lean noh shure.
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No problem. If you were hopingto one day see Kenney Chesney performed for
the Super Bowl, well, oddsare that's not going to happen because he
was recently asked if he would everdo it, and he called the halftime
performance at the Super Bowl the kissof death. He said, no matter
how great you do, people arealways slamming the performance and he'd rather be
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in a box seat drinking a beerwatching the game instead of playing on the
field. Getting back together. TaylorSwift's old New York City apartment in the
West Village is now up for rentsand the place is incredible. It's three
stories, there's an indoor poll,there is a beautiful view of the city.
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But it will cost you a year'ssalary for one month's rent. They're
asking forty five thousand dollars to rentthis place. Now that's crazy. And
also crazy is Martha Stewart. Soyesterday we shared that she made the iconic
Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover at the ageof eighty one. Well, now she's
responding to critics who say, yeah, she looks great, but she definitely
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had a lot of plastic surgery andshe's denying it. She said that is
completely false that she does pilates threetimes a day. There is no way
either that's great photoshop or she islying through her teeth. You can check
out the pictures on our Facebook pagesearch Paul and Sarah Lee and keep up
with the latest entertainment news at ninetysix ninetcat dot com. Keyword Paul Thursday
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Morning got the concert tickets in justa few But it's time for the Cat
Country weather kid, who's the starof this morning, This Star this morning
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Xander? Can you give us theweather for today? It's gonna be mainly
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great day at school for ninety sixpoint nine A Cat, Paul Shad,
Sarah Lee. Who's this Jolie?And where are you at? I'm in
York, South Carolina. Okay.The answer is three words. Each word
is the same exact word. Eachword starts with a B. Michael Waltrip's
famous brother Darryl has this famous sayingbugget bug buggety Yeah, Buggati bug Buggatti,
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you got the passes. This isgonna be terrific fun outside you got
the Cannonballers where they play at theAtrium health Ballpark in Knnapolis. So Michael
Waltrop Brewery, craft Beer and CountryMusic Festival. You get to see this
guy jaredin you don't treat me andno food, no move. You get
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Paul Shad sirily. Every Wednesday night, you know what I do. I
go through the local Facebook marketplace.I go through the local Craigslist. I
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find real ads. I write themdown. But then, because I'm a
trickster, I write down some phonyads, and then you the listener,
and Sarah Lee has to guess whichone is real and which one is phony.
Every two weeks, producer Jeff comesup with a brand new jingle,
Let's hear it waking up, luggingin, let me begin. He came
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to win battle him. That's asin. He wrote out a black up
girl and you better back up.Get it around twice ago. The cool
elect Up, Wake Up, Wakeup, some coffee in your cup.
The Hall of Famers. Here bodymusemiss gear. He can't hear the boy.
He can't hear the boy. He'sgot his credit card. Shop around,
shop around, shut up, shutup, shop arould shut up,
shut up, shop around up,shop wake up. Lugging and shot around
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and I love it. Instantly wasa smile on my face. Yeah,
that's one of the better ones thisyear. I like that, producer,
Jeff, great job. It isPaul, Chad and Sarahly. Get on
the cat phone, be lively ifyou want to get out on us one
eight hundred and five seven zero ninetysix ninety ninety six point nine the cat.
Paul Chad and Saraly Welcoming and Caitlinare contestant on the Facebook market place
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Craigslist game this morning. Hey Caitlin, Hey, what fine city are you
representing? Thanks Carolina, beautiful IredaleCounty. You do not sound like you're
originally from Statesville, No, nota Reasonally, I'm a little bit deeper
south where you from Florida down aroundo'calla. Yes, see that right on
the button. Tell me this.What do you do for fun? I
like to go to the breweries aroundtown or just find the venture having fun.
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He liked to go to the breweries. Where do you go out and
get all tanked up? Do youuse the uber? Oh? Of course
you want to go first or last? I'll go last. Hit that jingle
waking up, lugging in let mebegin. He came to win battle him.
That's a sin. You wrote anotherblack cup girl, and you better
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back up. Get it around twiceago, the cel lact up, Wake
up, wake up, put somecoffee in your cup. The Hall of
famers here buying useless gear. Hecan't hear the buy. He can't hear
the boy. He's got his creditcard to shop Aroul, shop around,
shut up, shop shop aroud,shot up, shop shop around, shop
wake up, lugging and shop around. He is so good. That's the
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of my favorites. Yeah, that'sa good one. Shop around. I
like it all right. So onWednesday nights, I go through the local
Facebook marketplace and also Craigslist. Ifind real ads and I write them down,
but then I also makes them up. You have to determine real ad
or phony ads. Sarah Lee isgonna go first. First one to get
too wrong loses. Saraly is thisreally on Craigslist or Facebook marketplace? Or
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am I making it up. Gizmowatch band. It's there. It is
on there, Caitlyn. How aboutthis a Gorman lug puller. It's not
on there. I can't stump themtoday people. Sarah Lee thirty pounds slam
ball. It's there, all right, this is getting monotonous, Caitlyn,
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tournament checks and balance, his booklets. Finally a buzzer. Sarah Ly assortment
of Mexican items. Oh, it'sthere. It is on there, all
right. Don't miss this one,Kaitlyn, or you lose Italica beach ball.
It's good to be on there.It is on there. You're gonna
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run out of questions, Paul,I know, Sarah Lee glass insulators.
It's not on there. It ison there. It is one to one
though, Caitlyn, sand flea rake. It's on there. It is on
there. Sarah Lee thirty thousand booksfor eight hundred dollars. No, it's
not on there. Yes, itis on there. I know, Caitlyn.
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You are the queen of Craigslist.Oh, thank goodness, congratulations,
Caitlin, thank you. Let meguess how you're going to celebrate, of
course with the brewery. Yeah,all right, I have a great day.
It is Paul Shad Sarah Lee ninetysix minutes Commercial Free ninety six point
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We'll tell you exactly what you gottado. Ninety six point nine The cat
our video of the day is thisnot crazy? This video it makes me
question everything I've ever seen on TVmy entire life, especially when it comes
to the news, like how longhas AI been around? So there's a
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you know, like sometimes NASA theywill show you the people's space walking if
you it's on you know, yougo on cable TV and you could find
it out there, but they'll showyou the astronauts out there and they get
out tethered up and they go fora spacewalking. You could actually see them
do that. So they're showing thisand there's a guy who had recorded the
show. Well, while he's watchingthis show, I mean, this is
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absolutely nuts. He spots a mousewalking outside the spaceship right yeah, And
if he wouldn't have pointed it out, I don't think I would have seen
it. But then once he showsyou, like you're never not gonna see
it, and it's like, thiscan't be real. There's not a mouse
right there, right, the mousecan't breathe it and out of space.
But you're looking and you know thatI don't believe this guy did it.
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Right. No, there's no waythat guy did it. Matter of fact,
when you sent me the video,I thought it was going to be
one of those like shocked videos wheresomething pops at the computer screen. Yeah,
exactly. But watch the video andsee this mouse in space and see
what you think if it's real ornot. Up on our Facebook page right
now, just go to Paul andSarah Lee and make sure you like us
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while you're there.
Looks like we've got a chance ofa shower popping up today. Temperature is
a bit cooler today, tomorrow midseventies, and then the weekend at least
today. The weekend still looks prettygood in the eighties. No rain so
far. Paul Shadd right here.Hello Sarah Lee, who so excited and
we're only one day away from theweekend. Hello Paul Shad, It is
so good to see. Where doyou get that Cat Country T shirt?
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I've never seen that before. Imade it myself through Edsy. You can
design it there. Yes, it'sfunny. If people knew how many radio
station shirts that we actually purchased,they would think that that's nuts. Right.
Yeah, I was really nervous becausethat's been a lot of money on
a jersey to wear to the CharlotteKnights game this weekend. It's like active
military weekend, and it looked likeit wasn't even gonna make it to my
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house in time. Well, I'mglad it, dude. It looks fantastic
Saturday. You can see, SarahLee if you go see the Knights play
what time's first pitch? Six ofive? And I can't wait, So
make sure you get there early tosee Sarah Lee down on the field.
It is Paul shadd and Sarah Leewill take a quick break come back,
Cat Fight up next. Top fivetime ninety six nine the cat Top five
(01:07):
weather. Yeah, you got achance to get wet today. High is
going to be about seventy five.Hello, Paul Chad, grab your raincoat.
Happy Thursday. It's eerily not justany Thursday, a throwback Thursday in
Cat Country because we got a wholebunch of throwbacks. He hadn't hurt in
a walk on to play him thismorning. Charlotte ranked eighth best place to
live in the country, and oneof the reasons is because we've got all
(01:29):
these beautiful lakes around us. Let'ssen this deal. So there's a Lake
Norman rental, one of the topten vacation homes in the country according to
VRBO. It's about five thousand squarefeet. It's at the end of Brawley
School Peninsula. Just a beautiful house, as you would expect five thousand feet
up on Lake Norman. There's elevenbeds, but they're jammed into four bedrooms
(01:51):
and you've got seven bathrooms. Howmuch you think of night, That's not
a lot of privacy. I'm guessingtwo thousand dollars a night starts at four
thousand dollars a night. Who inthe right mind would pay that. That's
crazy. That's like three months ofmortgage payments right there. That's twenty eight
thousand dollars a week, starters fourthousand dollars a night. Though, Where
do these people work, Paul jadI'm clearly doing the wrong thing. Plus,
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with eleven beds and four bedrooms,that's almost like three beds in every
bedroom. That seems cramped up.I don't like it. It sounds like
a three Stooges episode where they havelike a triple bunk bed. I get
the top one, all right,you get the top one this time.
Do you hear about the jewelry storegetting knocked off up in Salisbury? I
(02:35):
haven't heard it. Let me giveme the details. So this guy rolls
in there, nice dress guy.The guy's even wearing a fedora. You
show up at a jewelry store wearinga fedora, They're gonna treat you right
right, Yes, get you aglass of water, hold the door up
before you, of course. Everything. So he says, I'm looking I'm
looking for an engagement ring for mywonderful girlfriend. So they start popping rings
(02:59):
out of the case. They showhim an eleven thousand, two hundred and
ninety nine dollars white gold band anda half a carrot emerald cut diamond valued
at nine thousand bucks, and thenanother diamond ring in a band valued at
eighty five hundred dollars. And hetips his hat to him and he scoops
to stuff up, and he runsout the door. Oh, he better
run fast. Well, this guy, they say, let me find a
(03:20):
description. A slim, black guyabout fifty five years old, wearing a
button down shirt, black slacks,a fedora, and probably some air Jordan's.
So this guy's high tailing it outof there. He's fifty five years
old. The people at the jewelrystore can't run after a fifty five year
old guy and catch him, wouldpol Typically, if you're at the jewelry
store, you have on high heels, where are they gonna do? Knock
off the high heels and then runafter this ban No, let the police
(03:44):
do their job. Oh, Iguess I just couldn't you know what I
guess. I can't work retail.I thought maybe someday when this thing's over
with, I would go work retail, and but I would just all I
would do all day is chase criminalsand stop shot flifters. I couldn't let
people do that. But that's whywe love you, Paul Shad. You
always take down the back guy.I'd last one day because I would probably
either kneecap him with my extending policebaton or stun gun him or something done.
(04:08):
Gone. No, you need somepepper spray or something. You just
you just can't let these people stealstuff. I mean, that's why,
that's why California is about to getdumped in the ocean, because they just
let everything run crazy. You lookat all these big cities like New York
and San Francisco where they just letpeople steal stuff, and it's like,
Okay, what are you gonna do? You know, it's about when Dave
(04:28):
Chappelle is making fun of your town, like that's a real bad. Oh
man, what has happened to ourcountry? I'm glad we're here in North
Carolina where right still wins over wrong. Sometimes most of the die. Most
of the time. It is PaulShad Seraly ninety six point nine ninety six
point nine a cat. So whatwere you telling me about Tom Cruise?
Because he was in town last weekendhanging with Janet Jackson, and then he
(04:53):
went to some race down in Floridaand was hanging with Shakira, and Shakira
kind of turned her nose up athim. Here she blew him off.
She's a smart girl. I mean, Tom Cruise is just bad news.
He's a great actor, not agreat boyfriend or a great husband. He
gets out of his pocket watch andhe goes makes it go back and forth,
and then he hynotizes you and itdoesn't wear off for a few years.
(05:13):
The deaf boys a lie. There'sno hynoses they could ever get me
to fall in love with Tom Cruise. Absolutely not. He has nothing to
do with his daughter anymore. Likewhat a depth he dad? Yeah,
the one he had was what's hername, Katie Holmes little Siri? Right,
the two he had with Nicole Kidman. He kept those two, didn't
he. Well, he kept himin scientology. But if you get out
of scientology, then he's like,you'll have a daddy anymore. I don't
(05:35):
know, but I know that it'sa little wacky, but he is out
there on the prowl. So ifyou're single and you're looking Tom's available,
it is Paul sh Sarahly traffic time, concert tickets. We're getting closer seven
thirty Easy cat Trivia. Oh yes, everybody where did Well? A middle
(06:00):
school teacher in Kentucky got suspended.They had a they had a class deal
where the assignment was for you tocome and dressed as historical figures. Well,
she gave him the assignment to dressas Nathan Bedford Forrest, the very
first grand Wizard of the KKK.What the world? Where was this?
That is terrible? That's in Kentucky? Well, how does the mom or
(06:24):
dad let the kid leave the houseas a KKK member? I don't even
know. I don't even know,and I don't even know how the teacher
even knew this information, Like Inever learned that in my history book.
How about this guy in Florida,twelve foot gator runs out of the pond,
grabs the guy's dog, and theguy jumps on the gator's back and
rescues the dog. That almost soundsunbelievable. That sounds like an incredible man,
(06:46):
And I would do the exact samething. Way to go twelve foot
gator. Twelve foot gator is notcoughing up a dog. He's gonna eat
the dog and then eat you.No, you're gonna put that gator in
the chokehold and you're gonna rescue yourdog. It's your dog, Paul Shot,
that's your Maybe you don't sit backand watch it eat your dog.
I would do something. I'd probablystart heading up to the animal shelter to
see what they got. You didn'tknow. You wouldn't Catsule never forgive you.
(07:09):
You'd be like Chewy, get outof the gator's mouth. Well,
that's why we named him Chewy.You are not right, You're terrible,
all right? How about this onelast story. There's a woman on Only
Fans that says she makes a hundredthousand dollars a month by dressing up as
Jessica Rabbit. All you have todo is dress up, man, let
me sign up. You got someoutfits that you could make some money.
(07:30):
Yeah, I've seen the pictures youshowed me. You can have outfits all
day long, but unless you havethe Jessica Rabbit body, you're not making
money. All right. Well,Jessica Rabbit's no match for you and your
entertainment. Sarahly is up next ThursdayMorning Entertainment Time ninety six point nine.
Where do we start? Actor JohnnyDepp is back in the news once again,
but now all the focuses on histeeth. See he was out at
(07:53):
the Connes Film Festival and fans weren'ttalking about his acting skills. They said
he looks terrible and his teeth arerotting, and they called it a mood
killer. So of course I hadto see the picture and man, they're
right. His teeth look awful andhe's got the money to fix them up.
So what is really going on?You could check out the picture.
It's on our Facebook page. Justsearch Paul and Sarah lean noh shure.
(08:18):
No problem. If you were hopingto one day see Kenney Chesney performed for
the Super Bowl, well, oddsare that's not going to happen because he
was recently asked if he would everdo it, and he called the halftime
performance at the Super Bowl the kissof death. He said, no matter
how great you do, people arealways slamming the performance and he'd rather be
(08:39):
in a box seat drinking a beerwatching the game instead of playing on the
field. Getting back together. TaylorSwift's old New York City apartment in the
West Village is now up for rentsand the place is incredible. It's three
stories, there's an indoor poll,there is a beautiful view of the city.
(09:00):
But it will cost you a year'ssalary for one month's rent. They're
asking forty five thousand dollars to rentthis place. Now that's crazy. And
also crazy is Martha Stewart. Soyesterday we shared that she made the iconic
Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover at the ageof eighty one. Well, now she's
responding to critics who say, yeah, she looks great, but she definitely
(09:20):
had a lot of plastic surgery andshe's denying it. She said that is
completely false that she does pilates threetimes a day. There is no way
either that's great photoshop or she islying through her teeth. You can check
out the pictures on our Facebook pagesearch Paul and Sarah Lee and keep up
with the latest entertainment news at ninetysix ninetcat dot com. Keyword Paul Thursday
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Morning got the concert tickets in justa few But it's time for the Cat
Country weather kid, who's the starof this morning, This Star this morning
gives Xander. Good morning, Xander, good morning. We are so excited
to have you as our web theirkids today. What school do you go
to? Almost Central? And whois your favorite teacher? Let's Adams and
Xander? Can you give us theweather for today? It's gonna be mainly
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clarity with a small chance of pop. K shallows this after me and that
was so good. You're very talentedand you're also qualified for a fantastic prize.
Thank you for being our weather kidtoday. And now you are going
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great day at school for ninety sixpoint nine A Cat, Paul Shad,
Sarah Lee. Who's this Jolie?And where are you at? I'm in
York, South Carolina. Okay.The answer is three words. Each word
is the same exact word. Eachword starts with a B. Michael Waltrip's
famous brother Darryl has this famous sayingbugget bug buggety Yeah, Buggati bug Buggatti,
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you got the passes. This isgonna be terrific fun outside you got
the Cannonballers where they play at theAtrium health Ballpark in Knnapolis. So Michael
Waltrop Brewery, craft Beer and CountryMusic Festival. You get to see this
guy jaredin you don't treat me andno food, no move. You get
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to see these guys loving theft countryand don't forget your tickets. You just
want are absolutely free. It's Freezeme ninety six point nine. The cat
Paul Shad sirily. Every Wednesday night, you know what I do. I
go through the local Facebook marketplace.I go through the local Craigslist. I
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find real ads. I write themdown. But then, because I'm a
trickster, I write down some phonyads, and then you the listener,
and Sarah Lee has to guess whichone is real and which one is phony.
Every two weeks, producer Jeff comesup with a brand new jingle,
Let's hear it waking up, luggingin, let me begin. He came
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to win battle him. That's asin. He wrote out a black up
girl and you better back up.Get it around twice ago. The cool
elect Up, Wake Up, Wakeup, some coffee in your cup.
The Hall of Famers. Here bodymusemiss gear. He can't hear the boy.
He can't hear the boy. He'sgot his credit card. Shop around,
shop around, shut up, shutup, shop arould shut up,
shut up, shop around up,shop wake up. Lugging and shot around
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and I love it. Instantly wasa smile on my face. Yeah,
that's one of the better ones thisyear. I like that, producer,
Jeff, great job. It isPaul, Chad and Sarahly. Get on
the cat phone, be lively ifyou want to get out on us one
eight hundred and five seven zero ninetysix ninety ninety six point nine the cat.
Paul Chad and Saraly Welcoming and Caitlinare contestant on the Facebook market place
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Craigslist game this morning. Hey Caitlin, Hey, what fine city are you
representing? Thanks Carolina, beautiful IredaleCounty. You do not sound like you're
originally from Statesville, No, nota Reasonally, I'm a little bit deeper
south where you from Florida down aroundo'calla. Yes, see that right on
the button. Tell me this.What do you do for fun? I
like to go to the breweries aroundtown or just find the venture having fun.
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He liked to go to the breweries. Where do you go out and
get all tanked up? Do youuse the uber? Oh? Of course
you want to go first or last? I'll go last. Hit that jingle
waking up, lugging in let mebegin. He came to win battle him.
That's a sin. You wrote anotherblack cup girl, and you better
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back up. Get it around twiceago, the cel lact up, Wake
up, wake up, put somecoffee in your cup. The Hall of
famers here buying useless gear. Hecan't hear the buy. He can't hear
the boy. He's got his creditcard to shop Aroul, shop around,
shut up, shop shop aroud,shot up, shop shop around, shop
wake up, lugging and shop around. He is so good. That's the
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of my favorites. Yeah, that'sa good one. Shop around. I
like it all right. So onWednesday nights, I go through the local
Facebook marketplace and also Craigslist. Ifind real ads and I write them down,
but then I also makes them up. You have to determine real ad
or phony ads. Sarah Lee isgonna go first. First one to get
too wrong loses. Saraly is thisreally on Craigslist or Facebook marketplace? Or
(14:24):
am I making it up. Gizmowatch band. It's there. It is
on there, Caitlyn. How aboutthis a Gorman lug puller. It's not
on there. I can't stump themtoday people. Sarah Lee thirty pounds slam
ball. It's there, all right, this is getting monotonous, Caitlyn,
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tournament checks and balance, his booklets. Finally a buzzer. Sarah Ly assortment
of Mexican items. Oh, it'sthere. It is on there, all
right. Don't miss this one,Kaitlyn, or you lose Italica beach ball.
It's good to be on there.It is on there. You're gonna
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run out of questions, Paul,I know, Sarah Lee glass insulators.
It's not on there. It ison there. It is one to one
though, Caitlyn, sand flea rake. It's on there. It is on
there. Sarah Lee thirty thousand booksfor eight hundred dollars. No, it's
not on there. Yes, itis on there. I know, Caitlyn.
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You are the queen of Craigslist.Oh, thank goodness, congratulations,
Caitlin, thank you. Let meguess how you're going to celebrate, of
course with the brewery. Yeah,all right, I have a great day.
It is Paul Shad Sarah Lee ninetysix minutes Commercial Free ninety six point
nine The Cat No one will exceptfor Paul and serily will day pay your
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bills. The courtesy of Lake Norman, Chrysler, Dodge Gee Brahms bill comes
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Look, I'm the only one workingand recently got a pay cut where I
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it paid off. It is gigantic. Anything you guys can do to help
will be greatly appreciated. Love tolisten to you too every morning. Joshua
Wilson of Dallas. Yeah, we'regonna pay this bill five hundred dollars,
Joshua, but you got to doyour part. You gotta call us back
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holler telling me just heard his nameon the radio. And if you want
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We'll tell you exactly what you gottado. Ninety six point nine The cat
our video of the day is thisnot crazy? This video it makes me
question everything I've ever seen on TVmy entire life, especially when it comes
to the news, like how longhas AI been around? So there's a
(17:00):
you know, like sometimes NASA theywill show you the people's space walking if
you it's on you know, yougo on cable TV and you could find
it out there, but they'll showyou the astronauts out there and they get
out tethered up and they go fora spacewalking. You could actually see them
do that. So they're showing thisand there's a guy who had recorded the
show. Well, while he's watchingthis show, I mean, this is
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absolutely nuts. He spots a mousewalking outside the spaceship right yeah, And
if he wouldn't have pointed it out, I don't think I would have seen
it. But then once he showsyou, like you're never not gonna see
it, and it's like, thiscan't be real. There's not a mouse
right there, right, the mousecan't breathe it and out of space.
But you're looking and you know thatI don't believe this guy did it.
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Right. No, there's no waythat guy did it. Matter of fact,
when you sent me the video,I thought it was going to be
one of those like shocked videos wheresomething pops at the computer screen. Yeah,
exactly. But watch the video andsee this mouse in space and see
what you think if it's real ornot. Up on our Facebook page right
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