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Bread Butter and the gout hard rollswith quinnic Cantara. From paleolithic men to
diabetic house husbands, we hit itall. Good Morning Capital and it's Quinn
Canter picks one of those six.Well, I'm a hard roll. I
take the Alexo over here. Yeah, go force it up a little bit,
Yeah yeah yeah? What's it all? In the family theme songs?
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It was for the days, solsfor the days. That's what we're doing
here. We're talking about what olderpeople admit to being confused about those with
the days to play. Some alreadyshot that theme is too distracting, it
really is. By the way,did I have did I have it?
Did I miss like a big patchon my face yesterday when I shaved?
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Did you see you have such ababy face? Bro? I wouldn't.
I didn't know. I went homeyesterday and I saw this like I don't
know if you could see it,but I saw this job such a felt
like it's a total hard roll thingto do. Oh it happens. I
got right here. Sometimes I'm alefty and somehow I missed this left side.
Oh god man. Then I wentto cut my ear hair and I
did in my glasses and you can'tsee your ear hair without your glasses.
That's another hard roller vibe. Anyways, let's get to this list. But
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can I update the hard rollers whohave been with me on this prune juice
saga. Yes, I can't doit. He stopped yesterday morning. I
looked at it. It looked atme. I knew what was in there.
Yeah, thick and thicker, gettingthicker by the moment. You'll get
it. You'll get it, Jonesfor the outcome. At some point you'll
look at it kind of, youknow, side eyed, and you'll grab
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some someday. I've gotten down aboutfifteen ounces of the sixty four in the
jar, and I hate throwing itaway. So Sarah's making some muffins.
Awesome, there's some. There's alot of prune juice muffins and stuff.
So I'm no longer drink. I'moff the prune juice. I'm moving on
to that's your bottles. It doesn'tmatter. I'm gonna moving on to tart
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cherry next, and I throw allthe tart cherry support hashtag tart cherry man.
That's a little harsh. It's hardto get down. We're supposed to
be good for you. So readit asking older folks to share something young
people are doing that puzzles them.There was like five thousand responses. We
got a few of them. Goahead, we'll give me one. I
want to find one of your favorites. One you agree with. Well,
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I mean the lip injections must strikepeople as odd they right out of the
gate. That one rough tops notbad. Uh, let's see hearing I'm
taking pictures of yourself all the time. That's one. Oh, here's one
that one. Now take this theright way, please. I'm fifty because
i'm you know, I'm right aroundthe same aige there, I'm actually this
is a person's say. I'm actuallyamazed by young women's self confidence. So
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many of the amazing young adults Imeet through my kids just scream self confidence.
I still feel insecure at fifty.And I was like, ring that
belt, buddy, I love methat that Lizzo video I've blew my mind.
The other day, I'm like,Wow, the confidence because you're you're
navigating around the world. That's justmore accepting of you being you. And
it's almost like you're waiting for themto catch you doing it, and like
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and and make it bad again.It's almost it's for me. For me,
it's like I'm not used to seeingit like that. It's great.
Here's one I don't agree with that, but I'm I'm I'm a wanderer.
So this Reddit poster said, vanlife, the whole van life is so
glamorous. Look at me sipping mycoffee, sitting in the back of my
van in front of the sunrise.This thing is way overrated and way fake.
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Yeah. Well yeah, because you'reprobably seeing on social media and that's
all over it and all fake.But yes, if you want to go
Francis mcdormant and get out there andlive that van life, I think that's
cool. But this, to mewas a Francis McDermott aged person saying,
Hey, I tried it. I'lltell you this. I think they only
you get the less places you wantto spend the night. Like my mother
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in law. Yeah, we haveno question, man, an amazing guest
room. It's all set up likeshe just she wants her husband to drive
the Winnebago park it across the streetin the field and stay there, you
know what we like? Yeah,and I kind of get it, like
I'm like well, she does havea sleep number bed in the Winnebago and
it's way nicer than But yeah,old people that want to go anywhere,
and I forgot about the sleep numberbed and the Winnebago. Wearing comfy shoes
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to the club. That's something.So this person can't get past. I'm
the same way. But about ESPN, you have you have a thousand dollars
suit and where you're come on,man, I always wondering about that.
I always thought that maybe you guyswere cool with that, with all your
sports well dressed to fit. Peoplestanding there with funny shoes, the coach
who takes a gig for a yearor two on ESPN. If you wants
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to wear some comfy sketchers, haveat itv but on some nice shoes.
Man, shoes are cool. EvenI stopped doing this, and I did.
I was a big offender of lettingeverybody know on the Internet where you
are at exactly all times, checkinginto everything, you know, tagging somebody
it's you know, I even I'velike kind of like whoa back up from
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that? Does anyone else think like, uh, like I'm I'm announcing I'm
advertising my house is vacant. Right, people, but you have a security.
Everyone's got security now. But still, you know, it's you're still
announcing that. It's like, hey, I'm in Cancoon for twen ten days.
It's crazy right at it. That'swhy I always say, my crazy
brother in laws, that's a greatidea, these big stinky feet watching my
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dog. I hate that we haveto worry about that, but we've always
had to kind of worry about that. Well, no, since we started
saying, only since the social mediaand we started well no, I mean
not electronically yet. It's a wholedifferent world. But yeah, you know,
I don't know. I don't knowpsychles. It's been cycles a lot
of psychos in my lifetime. Thisis the list of things older folks are
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confused by, these younger things youngerpeople do crying on the internet. Can't
terry was that you? I wrotethat down? I wrote your name now
down next to that. That getsmy blood boiling. I'm talking full of
full on snot bubble crying. Maybeit's my childhood trauma taking but I can't
fathom having an awful thing happened tome and then wiping my wiping off my
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phone and tell my followers about it. That was really funny. Actually,
don't ask me for thoughts and prayersunless you're gonna tell me where they're going.
Yeah. Now, I'm not givinganyone generic thoughts and I'm never giving
generic prayers. I'm just not.Maybe a ten page is to fit into
without causing a hass. I gottaknow why. Yeah, I gotta know
whys cataracts or cancer. I gottaknow what level we're dealing with. That's
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so hard for it. I loveit.