Heartwarming Toe Sucking

On today's 5-8-23 Monday show: A woman in Colorado discovered that the house she just bought is full of snakes, Graham took his kids to see the new Super Mario Bros movie, we lay the ground rules for our parallel parking challenge, some people on social media were convinced that Meghan Markle attended the royal coronation wearing a disguise, we talk to Dr. Kim who is going to be doing Selena's breast augmentation, some fart spray sent numerous high schoolers to the hospital, and we discuss the A's broadcaster controversy from Friday, and tons more!

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild ninety nine. He got a knot. It's a
squirrel that got yeah, yeah,squirrel got the nut. Hi Graham,
Hi, good morning, nybuddy.What's up Monday? Happy Monday? This
week number one hit music station.I see you're very positive. I'm the
complete opposite. Could not get outof bed this morning. Yeah, MENI

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there was real struggle. It wasa huge struggle. So please allow us
to wake up. In the meantime, I went for a job yesterday.
First time. Did you really gofor a run in my whole are you
My whole body is sore today.That was the trouble of me getting out
of bed. You know me,I never hit this news. The alarm
goes off and I am out ofbed and rolling and I rolled out of
bed. I didn't hit the snooze, but it was a tough walk from

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the bed to the shower. Ithought. I was like, what happened
to me? Like? Why?Oh boy? Actually I hit by a
car. Yeah, I was justwalked. It was just a mile and
a half. Job, very well, I'm impressed, thank you. Other
than that, how is the weekend? It was good? You know Friday
night I told you we took thekids to the movies for the very first
time ever. Took them to themovie theater and we saw the new Super

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Mario Brothers movie. How old dothey? For those who don't know,
my kids are five and a halfand three and a half roughly, probably
more like five and three quarters andthree and three. I don't expect that
to be a total nightmare with athree year old. The five year old
can sit watch a movie, butat three, you're still you're still toddler.
Toddler. Yes, they're still bothvery immature, if that's to the

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gist of it. But they Ithink because they've never been to a movie
theater before. I hadn't gone tothe movie theater and probably and seen a
movie in the theater and probably Idon't know, four years, it's been
a while, so I think likethe experience of it and the big screen
and how loud is I think thatkept them because they did great. They
were locked in the entire time.They loved the movie. Selena loved it.

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I was expecting, you know,we played a little bit of that
Jack Black song from the movie.I was expected, like that that to
be a big song in the movie. He sings like ten seconds of it
in the movie. It doesn't reallyget it, like just like just starts
into the peaches peaches, and thenit cuts and then you cut to the

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next scene. I thought I wasgoing to get more anyway. They again,
absolutely love the movie. They clappedat the end of it, as
did many other people. This isNAPA for you. I didn't have the
heart to tell them, kids,we do not do that. No,
you don't clap at the end themovie. But they were so excited,
and they had the little small list. I may have even thrown a clap

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in or two just alongside of it. To the end of a movie.
I wasn't clapping for the end ofthe movie. I was clapping for them,
clapping at the movie. You know. It was like I was clapping
along in excitement with them. Butwe don't do that. The movie was
good. It wasn't clap at theend good, and very few movies are.
But it was fun and we hada good time. And then after

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the movie, got the kids tobed, which was difficult because they were
still amped up, you know,so juiced up for the movie. And
then my wife and I just bingedvander Pump Rules started watching Got Now that
is class ready, let's go,made some cocktails and watched a bunch of
Vanderpumps Get the big cheating scandal.It's starting to unfold. I feel like
maybe one episode one or two behindnow, Okay, okay, I was

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gonna ask if you're all cut up? But not quite close queer close,
But Mancelin, you are missing outof this JA so good. No,
I just have I have zero timeto like sit down by the time I
have to watch TV on like aweekend, even if it's a weekend,
you know it's a it's at nighttime, and I'm so exhausted. I just
I put something on and fall rightasleep. Yeah, no, I was.

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I was fighting to stay awake,especially after you know, a couple
of drinks glass wine, and Iwas struggling. And how is the house
coming along? For those who don'tknow, Graham's building a house, it's
himself. It's been a struggle becauseit just never stops raining. Supposed to
rain again this morning, and Idon't know if that's good materialized or not,
but we're supposed to get a couplehours of rain here starting anytime any

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minute now, which is particularly Ithink in the North Bay, which of
course is where I'm building, andover the weekend Friday, I don't know
if that was Friday night where itrained all night into Saturday morning, and
Saturday morning there was like just somemassive downpours and like, oh great,
And normally we have baseball and kidsstuff on Saturdays, but I think the

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other team forefeited this week or wouldhave gotten rained out. Whatever. Were
you secretly happy, by the way, yeah, of course this was like
the first weekend and forever we didn'thave any of that stuff. It was
like free time. What. Sowe packed everybody up, we went out
to the job site and my wifeand I again I've said this before,
she's a real one, Sonna.She is a real one. We cleaned

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the entire all the framing, everything, the subfloor which was all full of
water. We were shot back andpuddles out and sweeping up sawdust and got
everything blown out and cleaned out andabsolutely like just dialed in. Of course,
then it's kid Yeah, then ifit rains a getting this more scared.
But the mud and just all thisstuff everything. Your wife is a

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real one. She's a real one. Yeah, she always she keeps it
a hundred spent like three. Idon't know that this is your wife.
This is a family activity. Teachesyour kids hard work, but your kids
to work too. I don't eventhink that's legal. It's they you know.
They pushed around the room for alittle while and then they get then

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they get bored, and then yourkids are all real one bro. Then
they go run off and do whatever. But for a minute they were helping.
But it's a big I mean,it was a disaster zone and now
it looks pretty good and I feelbetter about things because I was stressed out
with my luck. It will soI'm already I've already factored that into my
mind. I know what's going tohappen. Um, so I am seed

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a wedding over the weekend. Thereis there is one thing I want to
talk about from the wedding. Ithas to do with the male equivalent of
like a woman showing cleavage. SoI want to discuss that. No,
no, no, it's not that, it's something else. I want to
discuss that. Also. Seven hfive, we are going to be talking
to the doctor who's going to bedoing my uh my melons. Oh yeah,

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augmentations. Yeah, doctor Roy Kim. He's agreed to come on.
So, Graham, do you haveany questions? Today would be the time
to ask those questions? Am Iallowed to ask? I don't know,
doctor, I don't know doctor Kim. I don't know if he's got a
good sense of humor or is hegoing to be like, who is this
clown asking me about bazoomers? Mayberun the questions by me first. Okay,

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I'll let you go. The JVShow on Wildey for nine, the
Bays number one hit music station,The JV Show. I'm Selena Graham.
Sorry, he's talking about their headphonesthis morning. She's had a very long
weekend. Maybe we'll talk about thatat some point, Graham. First,
the birthday shout. She's still fshe's rustling up six for a good forty

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five seconds. That song Bucks lefttoday and she was twisted them around.
All right, she's got them.They're on. Just one thing goes over
one of her and one goes overthe other. Just for next time ahead.
Yeah, yeah, I got abirthday shot. I got a DM.
You know everybody's sliding by d It'sd M season right now? Is
it just because it's spring? Everybody'sin my DMS. This one says,

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g I hope you see this.It's my birthday today. Can I get
a birthday shout out? I'll beleaving for Cabo today, However, I
will not be doing any shots ordrinking because I found out I am six
weeks pregnant. Congratulating well, Imean I was talking about spoiling her birthday

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shots planned and Cabo just a littledifferent trip maybe than she imagined. Thanks
JV's show. And that's from Diana. So happy birthday and congratulators. So
I am seed a wedding over theweekend. By the way, it was
at this super nice winery in Brentwood. It was like so fancy. Yeah,
every time I do one of these, I'm stressing out because I never

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know what to wear. I can'twear my youth no, no, this
is like a fancy business casualists.You don't I don't even know what that
is. But I obviously can't goin like my hoodie, my hoodie leggings
combo that I wear every day.And I'm not I'm not good at like
dressing up like I don't. Idon't never do that. And it was
all cold and rainy, so Iwas like you know what, let me
just wear this cute little jumpsuit thingI have. It's black. Wore a

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black sweater, work black black heels, and I was like, should I
be wearing all black to a wedding? Probably that I wanted to be comfortable
whatever I get there. The dresscode was all black attire. I was
like, oh, yes, everyonewas an all black except for the DJ
I was working with. He waswearing like some pink suit and I was
like, wow, you really youreally dropped the ball in this one,

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bro. Anyways, did the bridewear black, No, she wore whites.
Did the groom wear a black shirt? He wore his suit was not
black, it was like a gray, so they But then everyone else was
an all black. All the guysthere were wearing black suits and a black
shirt under everything black, all black, and it looked really really nice.

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Yeah. Um, But the DJback to his suit because he was the
only one in the entire wedding andnot black, And he mentioned to me,
um, because he was wearing youknow, he goes for like the
nosak look. He can see hisankles and he wears a suit. He
told me that some girls once toldhim that men showing ankles is the equivalent

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of like a woman showing cleavage.Did you guys agree with this because you
want to see ankles collection I'm notreally, it's not my not my thing.
But if you want to do it, fine, just make sure it's
not ashy, you know, onit. Make sure it's like, you

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know, all shiny. And thenmaybe maybe some girls like that, but
not me. No, So Iwouldn't go as far as to say it's
like the male equivalent drum like,oh my god, I can't but just
squeeze them. I will say Ido like the no ankles. No I
want you to have ankles, butyeah, I do like the no sock

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ankles showing. Isn't that just aglance like it's part of the overall look?
To me, you're not cleavage.I'm sorry for a guy. You
get fixed, you get fixed.It can't help it. That's why I
wouldn't say it's the equivalent, butI mean I do like it. I
think it's I think it looks good, you know, when you're wearing a
suit or whatever, like the nosocks with dress shoes before and you and

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JV were like, oh that's gross. You can't you have to war as
did this? Did DJ have all? It's the same thing. Those thin,
little tiny nose socks don't soak upanything. No, that's not true,

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because you still got socks on.The stink be stinking in there.
Trust me. I know. I'ma guy. I have feet and ankles.
I know all about this stuff.Little boy face between them? All

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right, Graham, what do youhave? This woman? I don't know
if you guys saw this video overthe weekend. I saw in a couple
of different news sites. This womanbought a house in Colorado, first time
home buyer, so excited. She'dbeen saving and saving. You know,
it's expensive to buy a house,even in Colorado, and you gotta put
a lot of money down. Andwhile she's unpacking, she's got all the
boxes in her garage and she's startingto slowly unpacked stuff in the house.

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She notices that her dog is scaredof something. It's like backing away from
something in their girl. And she'slike, what could it be? And
she moves a box. It wasnot a ghost. It was a giant
snake. Go a really big snake. And she said before like she could
really get a good look at it. This thing slithered up into the wall.
There's a hole in the wall.And I went back in the wall

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and she called pest control and theycame out and they were looking around.
They saw the ones that they sawmore than ten snakes in the walls of
this house, all really big,and they thought, well, it's probably
like a garter snake. You know, they're not gonna bite you. But
they said, quote, we've alsonever seen garter snakes this big before.
So they were really so it's notone of those we don't know yet,

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but big snakes all in the walls. And she says this is absolutely ruined
this entire home buying experience for herbecause she said, you can never be
comfortable in the house. You're alwaysworried that one is under the couch or
coming out of a wall somewhere.She says, if you brush up against
something in your bed under the sheets, you have to turn the light on
and throw it back to make surethere's not a snake in your If this

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was your first home, look,this is your dream little purchase, your
first house. You saved up allthis money, but there's snakes in the
wall. Snakes, snakes in thewalls you're gonna take a loss and sell
it or are you gonna try tocome up with a solution and stay there.
I'm sorry. We got to knockall the walls down, yeah,
and rebuild. And if that's notan option, I'm leaving. That's an

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expensive These are all expensive options,Graham. There's snakes in the walls.
Snakes, snakes in the walls,and you know nobody hates snakes more.
You're staying. I think, I'mI think, what's with multiple rounds of
like calling the exterminator for lack ofa better works? I don't know what
they would do with snakes, relocatethem? I don't know. I feel

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like I can get to the pointwhere I'm comfortable in there, but I'm
not sleeping in that house until thishas happened. And even after that,
you would be so mentally like messedup by this that I can imagine just
being in bed. There's no snakesthere, but I'm gonna feel like they're
slithering around all my sheets and stuff, Like, I can't do it.
I need peace of mind. Iremember my dad found a snake in my

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sister's room when we were kids.This is a dirty joke. No This
is a real story, kids.Sorry I didn't he was didn't know you
guys were kids at the time.Yeah, easy, easy, sick.
Oh. My dad went into mysister's room to say good night to Hear
and Tucker, and he saw thecorner of his eye this little snake on
the ground. You know, welived in the woods. The critters got
into the house. He had youroccasional snake or lizard and stuff in there,

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and he saw this little snake curledup on the carpet next to her
bed, and he didn't say anythingto her, and he discreetly picked it
up and said good night and walkedout and didn't because he didn't want because
he didn't want to freak her out. That was out of the year.
It ain't no way. I'm touchingthat. Lights on streaming Save Yourself the

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JV Show on Wild ninety nine.Happy Monday. I'm Selina and I'm cheaty
to the talkbacks. Just a quickquestion for you, Selena. Maybe Graham
can help you out with this.But how many days until your wedding?
Unless you Jav, that's a goodquestion. How many JAV loved his countdowns?

(15:13):
Yes? How many days until Ihave to let me ask Google.
Google will know how many days untiluntil October to twenty first. It's all
the way in October twenty first,like the weekend before Halloween? Do I
wear a cot? Do I haveto wear a costume? A costume?
Wedding? Everything? You're going?Are you actually going? I'm busy that

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day? Oh Graham, what wasthe date again? October twenty verse.
Yeah, I'm busy that day.So one hundred and sixty six days away.
Oh man, that seems like alot, but it goes by really
quick. It's honestly going by sofast. I remember thinking, not that
long ago, oh and exactly oneyear we'll be getting married. That was
in October, and it feels likelast week. The time leading up to

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the wedding goes by really quick,and then the wedding itself goes by even
faster, and everyone and at theblink of an eye, you're no longer
the center of attention, and nobodycares about you anyone. Don't tell me
that you're just some old married coupleand who gives a fart about them?
Oh, we have another talk back. Hey, guys, I just heard
Selena's commercial and it got me thinkingshe says that thanks to her forged,

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she could outpark anyone parking so easy. I will outpark anyone these days.
I remember that. Like I splicedit a little bit of commercial there.
All right, here's the rest ofthe talk back, which I'm assuming includes
Graham, and it has me thinkingwhen you do your competition, are you
going to have cameras involved? Likethe rear view cameras are just old school

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that no cameras. That is anexcellent, excellent question, one that I
have thought about a lot. BecauseOkay, to update you guys, we
talked about this about a week agoabout parallel parking. I don't remember how
the debate came up. Because yousaid that you were like the best parallel
parker ever and because she's lost halfhalf bumpers because she can't can't parallel park,

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and so we decided to have theGreat Parallel Parking Park Off. We'll
work on the name, yes,anyways, but the Great Parallel Parking Parkoff
is today, you guys. Weare going after the show, we are
going to record it on video andwe're going to post it tomorrow and post
the results. We're gonna have itall set up and see who can parallel
park the fastest and the best.Nervous to the point of that, talk

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back, because my car, youknow, is very, very old.
It is not equipped with backup cameras. It does have a CD and tape
deck in it though, in caseI want what good trying to park?
List Okay, Now, both yourladies cars do have backup cameras and slina

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to your claim, I can outparkanyone. Listen, I can outpark anyone
in the Ford because it has threesixty cameras. Yeah, parcassus. But
I don't. Actually, I don'tdrive the Ford to work. Okay.
I believe that's my man because hehas all the kids. And if it's
seats, yeah, so I bringsomething different to work, so I don't
have Okay, but do you havecameras? There still is a backup camera.

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I think we gotta tape over thesethings. We got to use the
original backup cameras. Your eyeballs,that's what we're using. Uses the cameras
and still hits everything. Wait,Cheeta, your car has cameras and you
nearly lost half your bumper the otherday. Explain how that happens. Isn't
beep at you when you're about runinto a lamp post. There's no beeping,

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it's silent. You just have tolook at the camera. I think
we take it. Just tape apiece of paper over them. You got
something. Parking is parallel parking,You just do it with your eyeballs.
These parcassus things where people take theirhands up the wheel and just for the
reason why that exists. Yeah,but I mean in the spirit of competition,

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we gotta level the play. I'min, I'm in, I could
do without the camera. Might bea couple like thirty forty minutes for me
to park video is going to bea very long video. Buckle up,
you're gonna have to watch for releaseand extended version to cut it down at
first fortieth attempt to get into theparking spot. All right, Coming up

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inside, today's hot is trending atthe fifty fives. I have all things
Coronation. It's all the stuff youneed to know what's hot in music,
movies, shows, and the mosttalked about stories happening today in the Bay.
Okay, we need to cover allthe Coronation stuff because it was a

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big thing over the weekend. Asyou know, Katy Perry Katy Perry,
Lionel Ritchie. They performed. Thatwas good, I mean went off without
a hitch. Prince Harry did goas previously reported, but it was interesting.
He wasn't treated like you know,the rest of the royals. He
flew commercial to England. He satthird row for the ceremony, not on

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the front. He was third row, not even second, He sat behind
that and he also was not upon that balcony with the rest of the
family. After the coordination, theyreally like distanced themselves from Prince Harry.
Wow, Meghan Markole didn't go allegedly, there's some people who are convinced that
she went in disguise. Have youseen his picture? Graham? I saw

(20:26):
a picture of somebody that everyone thoughtwas wearing clearly wearing a disguise, but
I didn't get vibes that it washer. Doesn't look like going to the
jbshow dot com Like, if youif you want to go somewhere and not
be recognized, you'd probably wear awig, glasses, in a big fake
mustache, And that's what it lookslike this person. Has anyone figured out

(20:49):
who this person could be? Isthere a person that actually looks like this
yeah, so this person is notMeghan Markle in disguise, but I loved
the running joke that it possibly couldbe. This is actually legendary composer Sir
Carl Jenkins. His work was playedduring the ceremony, so he was there
to be a part of ords MeganMarkle in disguises Sir Carl Jenkins um one

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more thing on the coronation. Whenthe Queen was entering at the beginning of
the service, the choir sang.A lot of people thought it sounded like
they were singing wide back the wordplease you know what coming. They're saying

(22:00):
vivat Regina Camilla, which it meanslong Live Queen Camilla. I hear wide
back, you know what coming up. I can't hear it really quick.

(22:23):
I have an update on how Adidasis doing since they're split with Kanye and
they're not doing good. The newCEO of Adidas at in a conference call
on Friday that from this point inthe first quarter of twenty twenty three,
they just looked at the last year, So at the beginning of twenty twenty
two, they've lost a total nowof four hundred forty one million dollars.

(22:45):
Okay, after splitting with Kanye West, and they also have one point three
billion dollars worth of unsold Easy productin all of their warehouses and they don't
know what to do with it.And they've been having meeting and bringing all
these different people to see how theyshould handle it, and they're getting closer
to making a decision, but nothinghas actually happened yet. Well are they

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allowed to sell it? As myquestion, Well, the last time we
talked about this, they were goingto sell it, but not with the
Easy name. Do you remember that? Like they were going to sell the
product. But why haven't they beendoing that? Then maybe they want to
go in a different directions. Idon't know, but one point three billion
dollars worth of product just sitting there. It's a nightmare scenario for Adidas because

(23:29):
as a when you enter in apartnership with a big celebrity, you want
them to be a model citizen,so to speak, and promote your brand
and do a bunch of events andcome up with ideas and promote your stuff
and then it all sells and everybodymakes money. But Kanye went and screwed
all that up, and then it'slike you almost I don't know. It's
almost like Adidas is left looking likethey look kind of stupid, like,

(23:51):
well, well, yeah, whatare you gonna do with allars stuff?
Now? Well, it's not theirfault there would it really hurt them if
they like donated it. I wasgonna say, you'd probably get some big
tax right off all these companies do. I think it gonna be a good
way to like, I don't know, like save face like you you know,
But aside from that, it'd behelping a lot of people exactly.
All the homeless people just have nicershoes than I do. Yes, are

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you still wearing the shoes at thehole in it? No? I still
have them, though, but Idon't know what to do with them,
because the rest of the shoe isnice. I just tore one unfortunate hole
round the top of one of them. Let's do one of your stories,
Graham, all right. The Oaklandteacher strike is set to roll on for
another day today. Around three thousandteachers all went on strike on Thursday in
demand for better pay as well aswell as a host of other things.

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The district has said that negotiations wereongoing over the weekend with the teachers union,
but as of last night, noagreement has been reached. Thus,
like Thursday and Friday at last week'sschools are going to remain open. The
teachers will be on strike. Studentsthough, you know, in the classrooms
then no teachers are gonna be there. They're gonna be out walking the picket
line. It's gonna be administrators inthe classrooms again. So these are not

(24:57):
going to be your typical school days. So if you see teachers out picketing
again today one of the eighty schoolsacross the district, you know, I
don't know, give him a hank, give him a way of do whatever
you can to support them because theydeserve it. In this absolutely Thank you
Graham. Next on the JV Show, where can they be bringing on um
doctor Kim who I met recently.He's going to be doing my h He's

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gonna be revamping my melons for me. Okay, I don't know how else
to say. Yes, yeah,thank you Graham. Yeah, so we're
gonna be talking to him. Nextthe JV Show on Wild ninety nine,
Salvet Me for nine, the Baysnumber one hit music station. This is
the JV Show. Good morning andHappy Monday. I am Selena, I'm
Graham, I'm cheating. Oh wewere just talking about the big coronation that

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went down over the weekend. Wehave a talk back Good Morning JV show.
My thoughts on the coronation as faras Harry not being involved and people
viewing that as the Royals, youknow, shutting him. Let's not forget
he chose to take this break.He was the one who decided juices them

(26:02):
out. So for me, Iwanted this life, and I really think
that that's what it came down to. I don't think it was entirely against
him my thoughts. You're right,this is what he chose. You wanted
to step away from the spotlight andnot be a royal member. But at
the end of the day, thisis still a family. This is still
your son, your brother. Whyisn't he with the rest of the family.

(26:22):
That's what like, it just seemsa little wrong to me. Yeah,
that part, you know, Yeah, you don't have to have him
in the spotlight and participating in allthe events. But when it's time,
yeah, for the big family photoor whatever, he should be right there
with him exactly. I do havedoctor Roy Kim on the phone. He's
on hold because we have a quickshout out really quick before you bring on
my doctor. Yeah, I gota d M. Says hey, but

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it's my wife's birthday on May eighth. What's a guy gotta do to get
a birthday shout out for her?And I set him back a whole list
of things, none of which he'sdone. So let's move on, kiddy,
And her name is Tracy and Cruise. She podcasts the show every day
that she commutes to work from BethelIsland to Saint Jose. I know you
guys don't have much time for thisstuff, so a quick greet would be
awesome and totally make her birthday daythat much more special. And that is

(27:07):
from Anthony Cruz. So happy,all right, let's welcome doctor Kim.
Hi, doctor Kim. Hey,how are you? I'm good, how
are you doing? Thanks for comingon so early? Oh my pleasure.
I want to just really quick prefacethis conversation by saying, because I know
I'm gonna get a lot of peoplelike, oh, Selena, you don't
have to get your boobs done,leave the jugs alone. You know you're

(27:30):
fine the way you are. Iappreciate all of that because those kind of
messages I've already started coming in.This is something like I've been getting messages
to the contrary advice whatever, nevermind. This is something that I've been
wanting to do for a long time. I've had three kids, and after
my first one, the jugs theyjust weren't jugging, Okay, they were.
They change after having a baby,and imagine after having three and now

(27:52):
that I'm done, I'm just gonnago for it. You know, I
have a wedding coming up. Iwant to feel confident. I want to
look the way I want to lookat my clothes. I want to you
know, I want to wear thingsthat I haven't been able to for for
years. So I found doctor Kim. Now, doctor Kim, I recently
met with you for a consultation andwe talked about that here on the JV

(28:14):
Show. And I was really nervousbecause you know, if I don't know
if you guys know this, butif you're going to go get a breast
augmentation, you have to show youyou have to show that to somebody.
Remind the worst you've ever seen?Be honest, did they hit the floor?
Did your jaw hit the floor?Like? Absolutely not? I mean
this is very common among women whohave had children a, women who have
had a lot of weight gain andweight loss, and to be honest,

(28:37):
even men who have had a lotof weight gain and weight loss, you
may have extra loose breast skin andthe Pepperoni level, if you will,
is a little lower than what you'dlike. Yeah, everything was just like
you know, it just looks sosad. It looks sad, and doctor
Kim, thank you for coming on. Because one thing that I want to
do with everyone who listens to theJV shows always be very transparent and in

(28:59):
something with something as big as this, I want to be able. Oh
so you're going big, like realbig, as big, as as big
as this step in life. Iwant everyone to be able to follow my
journey and really be there with mefor it. So you've seen worse,
is what you're saying, Doctor Kim. I have seen worse. I have
seen better and everybody. He's gonnasay that for all of his other patients

(29:26):
listening. Yeah, he's probably seen. He's run run the full gamuts.
Is there ever a time, doctorKim, where somebody what somebody wants to
like a result that they're looking for, and then given what you have to
work with. I know you're incrediblytalented, but are there times where you
just have to tell them, likewhat you're looking for is just not possible.

(29:48):
Absolutely. I mean that comes withtraining, it also comes with experience
and judgment. The thing that reallyhelps is when patients bring in inspiration photos
or videos. Then looking at themand looking at the inspiration photos, I
and sort of figure out what's possibleand let's not. I have a lot
of inspiration photos on my laptop tolook at. Um. What I do

(30:08):
look for in a doctor is youknow, someone with that honesty and and
you know, like morals, likeif somebody came in doctor Kim and was
like and wanted to go like crazyhuge and I mean technically you could do
it, but would you be honestabout like hey, like would you turn
down work? I guess is thatI'm asking absolutely. I mean, you

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know, the anatomy's always the same, but every patient's different. So each
case is different, each person's psycheis different, and you have just you
have to try to do the rightthing for everyone. And then you have
to think about how are you goingto fasten your seatbelt with it, Like
it wouldn't be possible with what youwant to do. Okay, let me
let me ask this, doctor Kim, because because when you're in the office
setting, you obviously a lot ofyour work was revolves around breasts and you

(30:55):
have to use that kind of moreclinical and talk about things in more clinical
terms. But and you're off theclock or after a patiently, do you
have maybe like a go to slangterm that you like for them, like
sweater puppies or bazoomers, chesticles,fun bags, Mary Kate and Ashley,
shoulder rollers, snuggle pups or mypersonal favorite milk wagons. I do not

(31:18):
have a personal play. It's true. I mean, you're looking at people
at their most you know, rawmoments and you have to you know,
whip out a tape measure, lookat things very sort of in the clinical,
dry manner. But when you getabout the end of the day,
aren't you like, oh man,you wouldn't have believed that sweater puppies on

(31:38):
this one. You got not that, not like that. But I don't
know if you just feel like yougotta you get sick of using one word
all the time. So for thosejust tuning in, we're talking to doctor
Roy Kim, who um is goingto be doing my my melan revamp.
Huh, Doctor Kim. I haveto admit I'm a little nervous for this

(32:01):
procedure, as I would be withany procedure. I mean, it's not
like every day that I'm going infor surgery. But I've heard really good
things about you. I know I'min good hands. Obviously, I've seen
your work and I was actually recommended. I was put onto you by a
lot of our listeners and my followers, so I know that I'm in excellent
hands. I do have a questionthough, about the I guess recovery process.

(32:25):
How much works you gonna mess caresabout me being out because I want
to do the show by himself.This is gonna make my life tough.
How is this going to impact me? Well, I think you know.
I mean, I can write youa prescription that states that you cannot lift
things and you need gourmate dinners forabout a year, So if that is
something that you want, I cando that. But to be honest,

(32:47):
it depends on the procedure, buttypically it's about a week ish off.
The ability to have long term numbingmedicine like at the end of the operation
you're actually not in that much pain. We can inject the area with long
from numbing medicine. The last threedays. We're more refined than the surgical
technique. We're more refined than theanesthesia during the surgery. This is compared

(33:07):
to ten twenty years ago. Sopatients will feel soreness, but they may
not feel horrible pain like they mayhave done ten or twenty years ago.
Got it? Wow? Okay,Well that's good. So maybe I can
come back sooner. I won't bemissing three months like I was hoping for
one day off. Also, Ihave like a bachelorette party coming up,
Like how soon can I dunk thosethings in water? Like I'm want to

(33:29):
go swimming. I'm trying to hitthe pool. Yeah, Typically you want
to wait until there all new skinis The nerdy term is three epithilization over
all the incisions. That typically takesabout three to four weeks in the average
person. Oh, I'm good,okay, And one last thing before we
let you go. And you maynot even have an answer for this,
but is there any way to telllike one thing that I'm super worried about

(33:50):
now. A lot of ladies canrelate to this is the scarring afterwards after
your breast augmentation. Is there anyway to tell beforehand if someone is going
to, like, are really bador if they're more prone to being like
very noticeable. I think the easiestway, honestly, is if you have
a previous bark. If you're akid and you had scraped your niece,
you cut your chin something like that, that is a good indication how well

(34:12):
you're actually going to heal up afterthis uperate procedure. You got anything we
can look at, so try to. I stabbed myself one time, acts
and I was cutting an apple?Okay, and how do you heal?
Pretty good? Actually it's it's noteven noticeable. All right? Well,
I think I think I'm in theclear. Okay, um, doctor roy
Kim, I don't time. Iwent by so fast. We have to
let you go. We gotta run. Thank you so much for coming on.

(34:32):
What is the next step? Bythe way, are we because I
haven't picked like a surgery date yet, is that the next thing? Should
I call you later to work thatout? Yeah? By officers call you
or you called the office, andthen we'll figure out the best day for
you, and then we'll go forward. From there. Okay, sounds good.
I'm so excited. All right,doctor Kim, thanks for being on.
We'll talk to you soon. Okay, thank you so much. No
problem. By the JV show onWilde is me for nine at the base

(34:57):
number one hit music stage in theJV show on them one day we have
another birthday shout. How is itpossible? It's birthday seasons Selena. This
is when everybody in the Bay areawas born over the last three days and
today. Message says, Hey,guys, I was wondering if it would
be possible to wish my stepdaughter AnneMarie Rose a happy thirteenth birthday today.
We listened every morning between seven amto eight forty five. I really appreciate
it. We love you, guys. And that is from Gabby. So

(35:20):
happy birthday and have a good dayat school today. All right, Graham,
you want to talk about fart Spraybecause of course you do. High
school prankster, you guys, ahigh school prankster at a Texas high school
accidentally. Well, I guess it'snot an accident because he meant to do
the prank. He deployed some veryintensely putrid it says Spray. Into the

(35:42):
halls in the office at Caney CreekHigh School. This is in the Houston
area. It sent six of hispeers to the hospital. Oh, now,
when when the spray was when thefart spray was first, just like
when he first like deployed it,obviously it evacuated to school because it smelled
so so bad. Then they camein, you know, administrators came in,

(36:05):
and staff and the cleanup crew,and they came in. They're like,
it's fine, we're gonna let itair out. We're going to clean
up, and then everyone could comeback to school the following day, even
though the smell was still lingering alittle bit. Well, everyone came back
the following day, and that's wheneverybody got got six six students were getting
severe headaches from the smell. Itwas so bad and they had to go
to the hospital. Another eight studentsreportedly also felt ill from smelling it,

(36:29):
so they had to shut down classesfor the remainder of last week, all
from the fart spray. Wow,is this guy kid your hero? Graham?
You know, why did you doanything like this in high school?
This seems to ride up your autright, it really does. I did
do all this kind of stuff inhigh school fart related pranks, though we
didn't have I don't know that fartspray existed or and or the internet didn't

(36:52):
deliver it to your house next daylike it does now. So we didn't
have fart spray, but you know, we still did all the classic high
jinks. I planted a tree insomebody's parking spot. In the parking lot
I put We put the porta pottyon the roof of the auditorium, like,
how did you get up there?We used to put dead fish in

(37:12):
the air vents his favorite teachers classroom, Ye ask you something? Did this
being the prankster? Huh? Didit get you dates? Or were girls
like, oh my god, thatgrandkid so mature like? Because I could
see this being a total turn offto a lot of girls. It probably
didn't get me many dates. Becauselisten to this. This one time,
Sleno, my buddy Phil and Iwe saved up those styre foam packing peanuts

(37:37):
for months, garbage bags full ofthem. We will go to stores,
do you guys have any extra these? We'd go to lamp stores. That
was the key place to get asmuch stire foam as you could lamps always
come back, and bags and bagsuntil my buddy Phill's entire room was filled
with garbage bags full of styrefoam peanuts. One day his parents were like,
Hey, what are you doing withthis? Yeah, it's a long game
prank. It took months, monthsof prep to pull this off in one

(38:00):
day. One day we had afriend of a friend grabbed this other girl's
car keys, I can't need toget something out of your car. Whatever,
She went out there, opened thesunroof of this poor girl's car,
and we took every bag and dumpedhim in the sunroof and filled the entire
car all the way to the top, all with those styrofoam packing peanuts.
And then what do you mean whyit's a prank. It's a hysterical How

(38:21):
are you ever duty? Are youever going to get into your car again?
You have to open the doors.You're gonna make the biggest wea.
You can't do it, You can'topen the door. It was hysterical.
Let's get to answer your question,nod Dates, Let's get you in the
mix here with Magic matt on Wild. Next, it's the JV show.
Ye have Nope Game Beyond Standby ifyou want to play and when tickets for
a big time rush. It's theJV Show, The JV Show on Wild

(38:45):
nine nine every morning around this time, seven thirty five or Tad Bitley.
I understand, but not by much. Give me a break, okay,
Oh, it is a JV show. You have nope game. Let's bring
on our buddy David. That isthe wrong button. Hi David, Hey,
how's it going? Everyone? Prettygood? How are you doing?
We're doing good. I'm just takingmy little sisters to school right now.

(39:07):
Oh and her name is Gabby,right, that is correct? And how
old is Gabby? She is fifteenyears old? Nice? And how is
the weekend? Did you guys doanything fun? Oh? Absolutely? We
ate and we went out dancing.Oh nice, nice look kind of dancing.
We like to do salsa and welike so me and my man we're

(39:29):
getting married in October. I don'tknow if he was like serious or not,
but he's like, we should dosome like dancing classes before. I
love that. And what time wereyou thinking about? I don't know how
I'm wandering sausa. Yeah, somethingfun? Yeah, that'd be fun.
All right, David and Gabby.You guys are going to be on a
team. This is the JV show. Yep, nope, game. We

(39:49):
are going to ask you four triviaquestions. Only got to get three rights
and you win. You're playing,by the way, for tickets to see
Big Time Rush August seven at theshoreline of these tickets our courtesy of Live
Nation. Are you guys ready?Yes? We are all right. Here's
question number one. When viewed ona map, what European country looks like?

(40:12):
It's shaped like a boot Italy?Yeah? Nicely done the job.
Question number two. In two thousandand eight, Bengals wide receiver Chat Johnson
famously changed his last name to whatoh Chad? The business for the ban
was back in two thousand and eightfor his number? If it's not Oh

(40:37):
his number? We changed his lastname to his number? But what was
it a number? Chat? Yes? I mean yea? All right,
David and Gabby. Here's question numberthree. Female goats are sometimes called nanny's,

(40:59):
so it's fitting that baby goats arecalled what did you did you say
that? Full female goats are calledmanny? Yeah? So what are baby
goats called? Uh? Kids?Nicely done. I hope we're not googling

(41:20):
over there in this car. Idon't. I don't get that vibe.
Just checking one as people. Bythe way, you guys already got three
correct, so I mean off topyou won you get this one. It's
just icing, just for fun.Let's get the last question in all right,
Question number four, what type offruit is most commonly mistaken for a
peach despite the fact that it lacksthe peach's tailtale fuzz apricot too. We're

(41:51):
looking for nectarine? Is the answer? Nectar? That really? You never
had a nectarine? No, firsttime I'm hearing this word. What is
this coming from a like a weirddictionary or something. No, nectar,
You've never eaten a nectary? Verycommon piece of fruit, David. It

(42:12):
looks just like it looks a lotlike a peach. It tastes a lot
like a peach. But it's justit's got smooth skin. A nectarine that
weird. You learn you know,you learned something you every day. I
learned that there's somebody that doesn't knowwhat a nectarine is today. I was
today years old when that happened,David. Don't feel but I learned a
lot of things doing the j BShow. You have no okay here,

(42:35):
what a tan dream was yesterday,never had one? All right, David
and Kathy, you guys did winbecause you got three out of four correct.
So you've got a pair of ticketsA Good Time Rush August seven at
the Shoreline. I'm gonna put youon hold and we're gonna get you those
tickets. Okay, let me seehere. Thank you, very welcome.

(42:57):
Hang on you guys, get readyfor concert week. Mate through sixteen,
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a really good deal to select shows, including this one Big Time Rush,
and there's a lot more. Justgo to livenation dot com slash concert Week.
Coming up. Inside Today's hot istrending at the fifty fives, we
need to talk about whatever went downbetween Chris Brown and Usher. There's talk

(43:20):
of an altercation and Chris Brown,who was like snapping at everyone all weekend,
Chris Brown because I know what Chris, So we'll talk about that next.
It's all the stuff you need toknow what's hot in music, movies,
shows, and the most talked aboutstories happening today in the Bay.

(43:42):
So Chris Brown and Usher got intoan altercation in Vegas. There is a
lot to unpack here. But Fridaynight, Chris and Usher they're in Vegas.
There's a big festival going on thisweekend, and they're at a party
at a skating rink. I readsomewhere it was Chris Brown's birthday party and
he and Usher there. They're friends, they're really cool one and others,
so they're all having a good time. Next thing, you know, they're

(44:04):
arguing and there's video of this.What there's not video of the arguing on
roller skates? Please tell me?Yes, I couldn't see I couldn't see
their feet, but it probably okay. And then they rolled away. Yeah.
What there is not footage of isthem getting physical with one another.
But that's the word. Reports alsosay that Usher was pretty scraped up because

(44:28):
supposedly it wasn't just Chris but allhis boys that got involved in quote unquote
jumped ushers. I hope so too. But the next day, you know,
it's time for the festival. Peoplewere wondering if they were still going
to perform, and yes, theydid ustream and posted a video beforehand showing
his face. I think wanting toshow everyone like, hey, look at
me, not a scratch, I'mgood. So we thought that was the

(44:51):
end of it, right, Yeah, until more video comes out now from
Saturday night at the festival, andhere we go again. Chris Brown is
backstage arguing with people. Why doesdrama just follow this man everywhere he goes?
Because he's an awful human being.Guy's the worst. We've learned this
time and time and time and timeagain. And if you want to give
people second chances, if you're inthat camp or whatever, I don't.

(45:15):
It's been more than second chance.He shouldn't have ever gotten any second chances
on this awful stuff that he does. And to me, it's just shocking
that he still has fans despite himshowing you repeatedly who he is, which
is not a good person. UmAs far as the arguing backstage at the
festival, I don't think so.Up Neither one has obviously spoken out about

(45:37):
the usher incident, but as faras him arguing backstage, he did defend
that. He said, there's alot of people backstage and security is trying
to clear everyone off the stage.People started pushing and I intervened to let
them know my child was back there, says he was yelling. Um so
I think we have some evidence nowthat Taylor Swift could be dating or is

(46:00):
dating, Matt Healy from the nineteenseventy five. We talked about this on
Friday when it was just rumored,and we even took a talk back and
someone was like, no way Taylorwould give him a chance, he's too
unhinged. Yeah, well then goahead, I was just gonna say.
They said, yeah, it's nota chance this would ever happen. Well,
then why did he pop up ather show on Friday just to just

(46:22):
to be there in support of hisquote unquote friend. Right. Yeah.
They were also seen in a cartogether, seated next to each other,
and that says to a lot ofpeople that he's obviously very close to Taylor.
He's lingering around. I guess someonesaid that he performed. I have

(46:44):
looked into this, but I didsee something about him performing alongside Taylor Swift's
opener on the fly like it wasn'tannounced, it was a surprise thing because
he just happened to be there.Yeah, you know so, I think
because if there's one thing we've learnedabout Taylor Swift is nobody ever sees her
travel. She's either inside of agiant suitcase or some kind of rolling cart
somewhere. They smuggle her in andout of every place. So if you're

(47:06):
seeing driving around in a cart withher, something happened or something going on
there. But if he's getting hurtall unhinged, now, Graham, what
do you have? All right?The Warriors Lakers best of seven playoff series
has been a back and forth battle. The Lakers took Game one, then
the Warriors responded by absolutely pounding theLakers in Game two. The series shifted

(47:27):
from Chase Center to LA over theweekend. Game three on Saturday, and
this time it was the Lakers turnto do the pounding. They beat the
Warriors by thirty points for a finalscore of one twenty seven to ninety seven.
A lot of Warriors fans, evenWarriors players, pretty upset with the
officiating in that game, But Idon't think you can blame that big of
a lopsided blowout just on that.Tonight, Game four the series, and

(47:49):
this is pretty much a must winfor the Warriors in my mind. Going
down three to one in a playoffseries starts getting really, really tough to
come back from. It's not impossible. I've seen it before. But it's
tough. Tonight's tip off seven oclock. Let's go Warriors, la b
la. All right, the Lakers, I know, thank you, Graham.

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Next on the JV Show, Iknow you want to talk about another
really really big local story here havingto do with A's broadcaster kier Glenn Keiper.
We'll do that next here on Wildany for nine the JV Show on
Wild ninety nine, Happy Monday ornot some happy Monday? But I think
it's but I hope it gets happierfor you. It's like a decent I'm

(48:35):
getting like decent Monday vibes today.Cheese like cheese looking at me like the
worst Monday ever. Can you wantto talk about what you've been doing or
is it still top secret? Um, it's a little secret, but I
can say that I did join asorority, so I'll like still more details.
They've been putting her through hell apaddle involved? No, that's what

(48:57):
What's what happens in all the movies? Movie? Are you talking about adult
movies? No? The initiation ceremony. There used to be some, you
know, in frats, a lotof fraternities. Yeah, about this stuffy
fight club. You don't talk aboutthe club. Got it all right?
We got a lot of talk bagsrolling in alright, Kevin sent les,

(49:20):
Let's go Lakers? Oh who whostop? It's calling from inside a popcorn
machine? Was rattling around and getthat Lakers talk off of the show,
bat La Lake or like a wagonor something? Are you in a horse
drawn wagon? Yeah? That's somethingrattling around. There might be a piece

(49:44):
of his car. You might wantto get that. Check Lakers. One
more talk back if you missed it. Earlier this morning, we brought on
doctor Roy Kim, who's going tobe doing my breast augmentation. Good morning
TV show. This is Lea fromCampbell. You don't I had to comment
on the jugs. I'm happy foryou, Cleana. More power to you.
You know, like, so whatpeople are gonna hate and they're gonna

(50:05):
see what they're gonna say, butcheck this out. They ain't rocking them
like you. Okay, So they'reprobably upset that they can't get their own
done. And who wants to walkaround with saggy micsaggers? Right, so
I'm fooling you on that. Morepower to you. Selena keeps your movies
done? Yeah, yeah, nobodywants to saggi. Okay, nobody wants

(50:29):
to SAGGI. No, I'm finallyat a point where I can unsag.
I'm gonna do it. Yeah,all right, Graham, major story here,
yea, this was a huge story, trending all weekend long. Has
happened on Friday. In the pregamecommentary of the Oakland A's Kansas City Royals

(50:50):
game, long time Oakland A's broadcasterGlenn Kiper had a bit of a I
don't know if miss speak is theright word slip up, but he ended
up using a very sensitive racial slur. He said the N word in there
when he was talking about his visitearlier in the day to Kansas City's Negro
League's Baseball Museum, which is Iheard is an incredible place. He went

(51:14):
to visit that by all accounts,had a great visit there and was talking
about a great experience there, butinstead of saying the Negro leagues, he
insert obvious N word. He's sincebeen suspended for the team. He came
on later during the broadcast to apologize, saying he's horrified by what he said
and he didn't obviously intend to saythat, and he apologized, but he

(51:37):
has been suspended indefinitely by the A'sand they're saying it's unacceptable what was said.
And obviously it is unacceptable what hesaid. I want to get your
guys opinion. I don't know,if you've watched the video and heard it.
Do you think he just misspoke andit was just a slip up or
do you think maybe he uses thisword in his own private time. I

(51:59):
don't know this. Did he comeback in um and and like right after
he said it, did he tryto correct it? Not immediately? And
that's what makes me feel like this, like I can't call this a misspeaker,
a slip up, because I mean, as someone who not to this
level, has you know, saidthings accidentally on the show, and I

(52:22):
instantly will go back and I mean, obviously try not to make a spectacle
of what I said, but Iwill go back and correct myself. And
this is the correct word of thecorrect term that I meant to say.
Yeah, And that's and I feellike anyone that said that by accident would
would do that. We even played, you know, last week, the
NFL reporter who accidentally said that oneof the players had a big one when

(52:45):
she meant to say okay, butshe went back and corrected it and said,
big guy, and then and thenfinish your sentence. True, very
true. I'm not defending what hesaid. I just don't know. It's
one of those situations where I guessyou don't know what is in somebody's mind
and heart and without knowing that.It's tough, you know, but these

(53:06):
are We live in the age ofrush, rush to judgment, and I
think I guess, I think thea's have handled this the right way.
I mean, he does need tobe suspended, whether or not he comes
back or loses his job entirely,I don't know what the correct path forward
is there if you've if you've seenthe video, though, it's just I
have trouble reconciling with how clearly hesays it. That's what and I'm with

(53:29):
you, and he doesn't like itdoesn't seem like a stumble. We've definitely,
Selena, you and I have stumbledsome words and mushed a couple of
words together. And it doesn't soundlike what you want to sound like.
It sounds like something worse. Saywhat you meant to say. It's right
to clear the air that this iswhat I was intending to say. He
didn't do that, so I thinkit was done on purpose. There's been
numerous people that have come to hisdefense. I mean, A's legend Dave

(53:52):
Stewart came to his defense. Thepresident of the Negro League's Museum also came
to his defense, basically saying,I don't know what's in his heart,
but I'm asked. You know,he said, my heart is one of
forgiveness. I hope you all findit in ourselves to do the same,
you know, asking for forgiveness forwhat he said, and saying that his
interactions with him at the museum wereall positive. I just it's one of

(54:14):
those ones that the second I saw, you know, I saw this thing
trending everywhere, and I was expectingmore of a stumble over the words,
and there was and it was Yeah. When I played the when I played
the clip in the audio for myself, I was like, WHOA that is?
Yeah, if that's as well,I don't think it's well, clearly

(54:37):
wasn't on purpose. There's no there'sno person that would on purpose want to
say that on the air. Butdoes it point to the fact that I
think I think it points to thefact that well, I don't know if
it's a fact, but in mymind it more pointing to the fact that
that's a word that you have used, like you would say yeah, and

(55:00):
I know no one start about asI'm glad they acted swiftly and right did
something in this instance. Oh,we do have to move forward. Next
on the JVS Show, I wantto talk about the top dating app deal
breakers. We can discuss here onthe JV Show and then you listening,
you can always interact with us inthe talk back. We want to know
if you agree or disagree. TheJV Show on Wild for nine, the

(55:22):
base number one hit music station.This is the JV Show. Thank you
so much for hanging out with usthis morning. I'm Selena and I'm Cheaty
Graham. Would you like to recapthe Oakland A's broadcaster. We have a
talk back on standby. Yeah.One of the biggest stories from over the
weekend long time as broadcaster, Ithink of at least twenty years Glenn Kuiper.
He was been suspended indefinitely after hemistakenly used a racial slur on the

(55:49):
air. He said the N wordwhen talking about Kansas City's negro leagues.
Baseball Museum, and there's been alot of debate about whether or not he
intended to say that, or itwas just a misspeak, or what exactly
happened. Right, He did issuean apology, yes, afterwards, everyone
was just going to comment on theGlenn Kuiper situation. I definitely do think
it was a slip up. Youcan kind of tell he couldn't really make

(56:10):
out either version of the word hewas kind of trying to say, so
I think he got a little tonguetwisted. Not defending it by any means,
However, it is worth noting thatduring the COVID shutdown season for the
A's, when them and the Asteroidswere protesting the game in a support of
the Black Lives Matter movement and alot of the social justice stuff that was
going on, Glenn was a verybig local supporter of that. So take

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them out what you will. Idon't think he meant that deep Okay noted?
Yeah, I still not fully convinced. Did I just go back to
us on this show, you know, getting all, you know, getting
our words all jumbled together, andsometimes it comes out as something that we
definitely should not be saying. Butyou know, I always go back and

(56:51):
I correct myself. That's what Imean to me. The one, yeah,
the one thing I can't get overis that if I ever had that,
and this is the most horrific missspoken thing of all the time,
if it was just just a tonguetwisting slip up, alarm bells would sound
in my head the loundest alarm bellsthat have ever been sounded of all time.

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And I would immediately go into themost profuse apology of all time,
instantaneously, because if that word evercame out of my mouth in a broadcast
or on the air, or anytime in public or whatever, alarm bells
are going off in my head,because that's not a word that I would
ever say. I mean, hesays it clear as day, didn't even
flinch afterwards. He just no,But it was no big deal for him.

(57:37):
I just care at least that's howhe played it off. It's just,
yeah, the whole thing is incrediblyshocking. I mean, his brother,
Dwayne Keiper's the Giants broadcaster. Theseguys have been in the business forever,
broadcasting games long time. Some ofthe best best in the business as
far as baseball broadcasters go. Sothat's what it's like, incredibly jarring.
I just don't I don't know.You're not inside somebody's head. You don't

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know what what happened. All right, let's move on to the top dating
app deal breakers. I have alot of stats here that I'd like for
us to discuss cheating. You're you'rea single, you're a single woman.
Let's see how you feel about this. One in five women will automatically swipe
left. That means, no,you're gonna pass on this person if they're
a vegan. Oh, how doyou feel about that? Because that's hard.

(58:23):
That is a judgment. That's alot of judgment right there. I
would just I think it's less aboutthe judgment of the person and more that
if you are somebody that really likesnon vegan diet, you know you enjoy
me eating me or whatever, yousee it as like an inconvenience or an
incompatibility. Yeah, I can definitelysee that. A's like two. I
feel like it's not cultures but twodifferent complete lifestyle five styles. Like yeah,

(58:46):
right, everything's gonna be surrounded byeither being vegan or me. So
I was joking by the by thejudgment thing, I'm not judging anyone who's
vegan. I personally don't know ifI'd be able to date one because of
how different we would be, especiallyum, especially if you judged all the
people that non vegan. Yeah,exactly, you're the judge one. Maybe.

(59:07):
I mean, I agree, Iaspire to eat a vegan diet.
I wish so hard. I wishI did. It's difficult. One of
my best friends is vegan. Inanytime he comes to town to stay with
us, it's like we change ourentire life. You know, so much
of your life revolved around eating yea, and so your consolat have to check
to see if the restaurant or theplace we want to go to has got

(59:28):
an option for him, and itjust like it's a logistical nightmare. I
would spe I would swipe left onhim too. Yeah, I can't.
I can't do that. I don'tknow why this bothers me so much,
and it really shouldn't. I guessforty five percent of men would not go
out with a single mom. Ifeel attacked. You know, I was
a single mom once. It's reallyhard, and I mean it's harder finding
someone to accept you and your baggage. I mean kids, but you,

(59:53):
Kevin Ellman understand it. It's alot. It's not for everyone. It's
not for everyone, so I knowI shouldn't feel as attacked, but it
does make me sad that people wouldjust automatically rule it out because you have
a kid. I think sometimes italso goes along with like all the drama,
like baby daddy drama, baby mammadrama. So that's just some like
something people um like have problems with. But also like I don't know,

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if there's baby mama and baby daddies, they always have that connection to each
other. Yeah, you know,they're always going to be connected, always
going to be connected to each other. And then as like a girlfriend or
a boyfriend, like you had thatinsecurity of like maybe they'll get back together.
I mean, that's the insecurity youhave to get over. I can't
imagine passing up on my man becausehe has kids. It's yeah, but

(01:00:38):
you're right, But at different timesin my life when I was single,
I was I wasn't looking to bea parent at that time. I just
wasn't, you know, And likeyou if you're going to date someone seriously,
you're envisioning yourself becoming a parent.And I envisioned myself becoming a parent
at some point, just not likeyeah, right up the bat. I
wasn't ready for that responsibility. Iwas stupid, young and immature. Um,

(01:01:00):
twenty seven percent of women say asingle dad would not be a good
fit for them. Could you bewith the guy with kids? Cheaty?
Yeah, like just like what Graham'ssaying, I'm not ready to ni right
now, so it makes sense.Yeah. Um, eight percent of men
would reject a woman with tattoos.Now, Graham, you are not a
fan of tattoos by any mean?Could you date someone who is covered in

(01:01:21):
them? I could date somebody we'renot covered with tattoos, but I don't
know if I could date somebody thatwas, like, yeah, full head
to toe, full body tattoos,not no offense. Anybody has that,
But that's not for me. I'mtattoo that's fair. Ten percent of women
would reject a man who poses witha giant fish they caught. Well,
I said that number higher all theseten percent, nine point nine percent,

(01:01:44):
because why is that still a thing? That wasn't there another stat to the
contrary that it was working, thatpeople were swiping more. Maybe these guys
will hold a big fish. Maybethis survey wasn't a different number Peria or
something where people go tohing. Idon't know, people go fishing here in
California right there in the bay.People fish here in the bay, you

(01:02:04):
know, and all around the bay. I have lots of bodies of pure
Why does this seem like a differentthe country? Yeah, it is very
southern. To take a picture.We don't have the same like fishing culture
as they do on other in otherstates that are full of lakes and rivers
and stuff where everybody's fishing and yougot your you got your fishing boats and
stuff. I mean, we havesome of that, but it's just not

(01:02:24):
maybe as prominent. Yeah, ma seventeen percent of women women will reject
a shirtless man like their picture ison dating ever then no, sure,
it's why isn't this this number high? It needs to be higher, like
what you see, No, becauseyou're for everybody? Yeah, it just
it just screams um, I don'tknow, like very conceited. Very Yeah,

(01:02:47):
I agree. I would never Iwould never post a picture like that
in a dating app. Yeah,but isn't it akin to something a lot
of the things that ladies that arevery first trappy. It just comes off
more like like d bag or yeah, just wondering why repelling? Yeah,

(01:03:07):
what is doing more of these fivepercent of women, only five percent would
reject a man who has a haton and all their pictures, presumably to
hide a bald head. If everysingle picture was was wearing a hat,
I'd have questions. I want toknow what's on which? So would you
slipe left? You'd say no.If a guy had a hat and all

(01:03:29):
his pictures, yeah, because you'rehat fishing. I just know it.
Yeah, yes, you are wrong, because if you gotta be proud,
if you gonna have a bald head, be proud of it and off.
Okay, yeah that makes sense.That's fair. Okay, this is a
new Selina. I used to notlike the bald stuff and I not love
it. Isn't this a kin toagain? Back to my let's flip the

(01:03:51):
situation. Ladies in their pictures wearingfake eyelashes or extensions or that's you to
be fair a little bit. Andthere's another stat in here that a lot
of guys don't like the excessive makeup, don't like the filter is obviously yes.
The JV show on Wild ninety nine. Weld Me for nine, the
base number one hit music station.Another birthday show, Grid, How is

(01:04:13):
possible? It's birthday season, Selena. I've tried to explain this to you.
It's birthday season. So I gota message said, Hello, it
was my sister's thirteenth birthday on Saturday. Could you guys please greet her on
Monday before she goes to school.Her name is Sam, and please say
go road Runners. Whoa, that'sher school's mascot. I want a surprise
her because she thinks I'm joking abouttrying to contact you guys for this birthday

(01:04:34):
message. That's from Alyssa. Sohappy birthday, Sam, and go road
Runner. Didn't you say it's alsoyour dog's birthday? Yeah? I want
to talk about birthday season, Tambone. It's Hambone's ninth birthday today and it's
Hello old Yeah. She podcasts theshow every day, so I know she.

(01:04:56):
She told me anytime it's fun toshout, so I'm gonna give her
a shout out. Hambone nine yearsold today, Happy birthday here, yes,
really quick. We have a storyat the jbshow dot com about this
guy who went to the I thinkit was the Hilton Hotel in Tennessee,
and he woke up around five amto find the manager of the hotel.

(01:05:17):
I guess he had made a copyof his key card. Uh huh.
Comes in as the guy sleep andhe wakes up to the manager sucking on
his toes. What in the bross? What the imagine that? Who?
What possesses people to do stuff likethis? Yes, this guy came into
the hotel to check in, andthe manager was like, Oh my god,

(01:05:39):
I already know he's got some nicetoes crocs and this is definitely something
I'm hungry for. Gross. It'sone thing to have a foot fetish,
which I still don't understand. Idon't either. You don't act on it
to a total stranger and break intotheir room. That's a violation on so
much, so many different levels.I try to lick my man's toes other

(01:06:02):
day and he was like squirreling.Well as a joke because he's he's being
diagnosed, you guys, what,Oh oh no, let me get with
plantar fasciitis. Oh no, Iknow, just going to impact NBA career.
Not looking I know this can bedebilitating for it NBA players. So

(01:06:25):
I had to like rub, buthe's in the NBA, so what Yeah,
we have to rub this gel onhis foot like every six hours or
whatever. So I was doing thatfor him, and I jokingly was trying
to like lick house and he gotreally weirded out. So I'm just never
going to do that again. Idon't know why I admitted that on the
air. At me. I've gotquestions about this plantar fasciitis. Is he

(01:06:46):
like in a lot of pain?I hear it's very painful, it is,
but I've only heard about it thelevel of pain from athletes who are
putting a lot of pressure on theirfeet and running and stuff like that.
I'm just walking hurt. It's justbeing just standing on it hurts. Wow,
that's awful. Yeah, what isit? How do you get how
do you get it is contagious?Is a genetically I don't know. Maybe
you have it on your hands nowfor rubbing the contagious I'm kidding, it's

(01:07:11):
not, but my hands off.I don't know. I don't know how
it happened. I don't know ifit's ever going to go away. I
mean it. I think there area lot of ways to ease the symptoms.
A lot of people have it.It's really what I'm sucking on his
toes was the only thing that madeit better. I would do I can't
read that, man, I'll doit, would you of course? Unshowered?
Yeah, I guess us on there, let's move on. Coming up

(01:07:34):
inside today's How is Trending? Atthe fifty five you guys, MGK disc
Jack Harlow. We're gonna listen toit. Coming up is Trending? The
JV Show on Wild ninety nine,well for nine. Before we get to
today's How is Trending, we gotto talk back. Good for you,
Selena. I'll do anything for thatman. I love it. I'm so

(01:07:57):
happy and proud of you and howfar you've come from before you met him,
and I just love it so much. It makes my heart so warm
to hear like you sing literally that, like I'll do anything for that man,
including sucking his toes. I loveyou guys so much. You know
it's not my first choice. Youknow, I wouldn't. I wouldn't like

(01:08:18):
to do that, but if itmeant taking his plantar fasciitist paint away,
of course I would do that.I think I think you would do it
for your wife, Graham. Ilove sucking on toes and heartwarming. I
don't think those two things I've everbeen son in the same safe, but
it warms her heart. Do it. Thank you for that talk back.

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It's all the stuff you need toknow what's hot in music, movies,
shows, and the most talked aboutstories happening today in the Bay. You
guys, MGK diss Jack Harlow.So, as you know, Jack Harlow
just put out a new album.It's called jack Man, and on one
of the songs that called they Don'tLove It, Jack raps that he's the
hardest white boy since the one whorapped about vomit and sweaters. Okay,

(01:09:04):
so I guess MGK took issue withthat. So on Saturday he dropped a
two and a half minute rap calledReagan Renegade Freestyle, and he disses Jack
Harlowe or jack Man in it.I see why they call you jack Man.
You jack Man's host swag get drakekis broke back man. If I'm
being honest, the rap is notbad. It's better than I thought it

(01:09:27):
would be. I know now,I'm so disappointing. I wanted to not
like it. But this whole beefbetween mg K and Jackson random just why
maybe he asked for this. MaybeI'm not that familiar with mgk's catalog of
music because I feel like he's losthis recent albums and the stuff that I
here get played is more of arock popular. Yeah. Yeah, he
used he used to do rap andthen just recently he made that transition into

(01:09:51):
being like rock, you know,and that's a star. Now he wants
to go back to rap, likewe just side. I'm then you can
do whatever he wants. I justmaybe I just haven't heard a ton of
it, so I don't know,but I was surprised by that, I
guess because I thought it was gonnabe terrible. Just and I don't want
to disrespect any MGK fans or whatever, but I just feel like you and

(01:10:15):
your catalog of music and just youin general. You're here, and then
Jack Harlow's career is like here.I mean, we only talk about MGK
because of Megan Fox. Yeah thatis true. True, did anyone talk
about his music? Maybe there's somepeople that love MGK and disrespect so three
people, but majorly huge different echelons. I don't know, to me there,

(01:10:42):
I am. I feel like JackHarlow, although we give him a
hard time and we play around alot, because it's Jack Harlow. I
feel like he's up there. Ifeel like I feel like they're hit the
same. I feel like maybe justme. I don't know, um really
quick? What the heck happened to? The MTV Movie and TV Awards told
you Friday that Drew Barrymore was steppingdown as host literally two days before the

(01:11:04):
show was supposed to happen, andthat's because she was standing with the writers
who are currently on strike going throughnegotiations. They want better pay, there's
a few things they're asking for,and so they've just stopped working as they
should. So Drew Barrymore stepped downas host that there was that problem.
Then they ended up scrapping the entirelive audience, and then like what are

(01:11:26):
we going to do? So thenit ended up scrapping the entire live show
and they instead aired a pre tapedceremony. So I don't really know what
that means. I don't think anyonetuned in to watch a pre taped ceremony.
You scrap an entire there's a lotof money and staff and stuff that
goes into putting on one of theevents. Again, waste of money because

(01:11:48):
nobody watches. The raiders are terrible. But that's a big thing to scrap
last minute exactly. It was areally big thing. And aside from it
just being on MTV, there wasa bunch of other networks. So we're
going to air the simulcat simulcast ofit and air it at the same time.
Wow, you're like flying people infor this, and so they had

(01:12:09):
to travel arrangement. I think justgrabbed the entire thing. Just it's done,
moving forward, Let's just throw itaway and start fresh with nothing.
Yep, Graham, what do youhave? All right? If you thought
his only talents, we're stealing yourdata and stoking division in our country,
think again. Because Mark Zuckerberg he'salso winning medals in jiu jitsu. You
guys, the Facebook founder on MetaCEO, He's continued to train. We've

(01:12:30):
seen some of these. He postedsome you know, fight training videos a
while back. But now he's competingin jiu jitsu tournaments. Over the weekend,
he competed in one at Woodside HighSchool in Woodside, and according to
his post on social media. Hewas winning medals. Now, to be
fair, he was competing in thejuniors under twelve division. But still,
I could just walk into the gymat Woodside High School and there's going to

(01:12:53):
be Mark Zuckerberg and Kitty. Hewasn't fighting a bunch of twelve year olds.
Well he might have been. Idon't know if they're at the same
level. I don't know how itworks. Several UFC fighters were given us
given him props on social media,so they were either impressed or felt compelled
to do so. I don't reallyknow. But all I know is don't
come for Zuck because he's going tohit you with a vicious cross choke scissor,
sweet flying heel hook. Now,oh my god, Okay, yeah
he knows he knows his stuff.Yea, all right, thank you,

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