The Clapper

On today's 5-9-23 Tuesday show: The 4DX theater seats have an interesting feature, a guy on TikTok says you should stay away from preseasoned meats at the grocery store meat dept., we finally determine the winner of the parallel parking challenge, a college president "hits the griddy" at a graduation ceremony, a server blasts people who sit down at a table before it has been bussed, Jordan Poole goes viral for something he looked at on his phone before their loss to the Lakers, and Chidi wants to do a graduation prank!

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild ninety nine. May creep in on Wild for nine.
That's not creep I thought. Ialways think it was called that.
That's because I think that's what JAVthought it was called. Okay, that
explains it. Yeah, it's Faldyfor nine, the base number one hit
music station, the JV Show.I'm Selena and I'm Cheaty. Good morning,

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Oh Cheaty, your hair looks alldead. And I say, from
yesterday? Where were you six o'clockin the morning. Look, you came
from the club. Oh did youknow? I wished? So anything good?
Huh? Anything good? Like?Did you do something? I took
pictures because you know, I joinedthe sorority, so that we're taking pictures

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from last night. I didn't washmy face. Look all that's good.
That's just a just kind of oneminor, just glaring question. Huh.
You graduating like a couple of weeks, isn't a little late to join a
sorority? So this one is likea lifelong So it happens after do they
have graduate? Oh? Gotcha?I thought maybe you got a little confused
about how little you want to jointhe story while you're in college and go

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to the party when can you talkmore about because tomorrow tomorrow Yeah secrets,
m Grandma know you want us toplay some talk backs because some hilarious ones
came in. Well, yesterday Iwas telling yesterday, Yeah, I was
talking about taking my family to seethe super new Super Mario Brothers movie.

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I thought it was just okay,but then I got it. We got
a few talkbacks, particularly from oneguy who really really enjoyed his experience there.
I think we should play him.Yeah, that Super Mario Bros.
Was pretty awesome, sted regal InStone Stones, Um, and I've got
the forty X who that was anexperience. I remember, I'll tell you

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that much. Okay, So theleft one and then he really wants you
to know how great it is.Then he left, then another one.
It was insane because the forty Xexperience, we were clapping so hard and
laughing so hard. I feel likewe were there of marxious ones. Um,
I mean it was it almost feltlike a roller coaster. Well,

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you're as a movie go or clappingso hard, clapping so hard, and
sparing so hard that it almost feltlike a coaster if you were now,
if you didn't get how great theexperience was, from those first two.
Don't worry he left another. Iwould say it was by far one of
the best movies cartoon movies. Fivingin as an adult with the forty X
experience, Wow, once in alifetime, Boy, did I get away?

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Flash? Wait did X or somethinglike he's really hyping us up?
He may he may either work forforty X or now. I just looked
up what forty X was because Itold you, taking my kids to see
this movie was the first time I'dbeen to the movie theater in probably four
years. It had been a longtime. I had no idea what forty
X was. Do you guys knowor have you ever seen a movie in

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forty X? I might have.I feel like sometimes when I go to
movie from airs, it's always withthis new technology, but it's like it's
always different, it's always changing.So I don't know if I've experienced four
d X. Okay, So ford X is forty X, you I
just know it's expensive, that's it. Okay. Forty X has special seats
and the seats move, so whenhe says might actually be right, the

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seats I guess roll and jump andmove and heaven, there's things that vibrate
in him and shake, and everything'shappening along obviously with what's happening in the
movie. Now here's it says ontheir website for forty X, it says,
there's twenty one stunningly realistic effects.There's even like blasts of air and
stuff that can come towards you.There's something called air shots, so maybe

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if there's gunshots, you can feelit like whiz by your head or something.
I don't know. Now listen tothis one though, because there's all
these things the seat does, andeven these air effects and sound effects and
all these things that they can do. But there's one right here and I'm
looking at and it's called bottom tickler. I don't know. Figure sitting on

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the seat and then there's just acircle under their butt. So I don't
know if I swear in my lifego to the forty X website when they
talk about the seats, look themovie experience. When I first heard this
guy's talkbacks from mister, I waslike, what is he talking about?
Like I saw the movie. Iwasn't getting whiplash or anything, and I

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think I just assumed forty X wassome crazy surround sound or something. No,
it's a very immersive experience in theseats going crazy. But I now
I want to know during the SupermoMario Brothers movie, did you get the
bottom tickler and what did that feel? Like? I know I need to
know is yours? I would assumeif like, um, a feather was

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involved something something like that. Ithink if you just went up and tickled
with your hand, really it is. I don't get it tickles like all
the time, but like once was, it was surprisingly tickler. So if
you went to see the movie ina theater that had brought the bottom tickler,

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Selena will be losing it. Whatscene do they I understand, what's
seen? All these different motions forthe seat? You know, you can
picture a scene that what you need? Does the bottom tickler break out?
I don't know. I can't thinkof a certain I can't think of any
scenario where you need to break outthe bottom ticklers, like ants in your

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pants or something. Only time Ithink, yeah, or unless there's actual
bottom tickling going on on the scene, in which case you shouldn't be at
that movie of gray or something likethat. You know, Oh yeah,
maybe so something like that. NowI want to go see a movie in
forty X. I'm just the onlyreason why. I mean, I'm seeing

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movies in old two d X orwhatever. It's worry. Nobody's tickling my
butt. Um, Graham, yousaid, someone else left to talk back,
and then we got one final talkback just about the Super Mario Brothers
movie in general. This person clearlydid not see it in forty X or
get their butt tickled. Graham.I'm with you. I thought the movie
was okay, don't really know whatthe whole hype was about. Um,

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But if you wait until the veryend of the credit credit, um,
you'll hear the whole Peacher song there. Okay, because you mentioned that the
Peaches song was only like ten secondsin the film, and you're like,
what, where is where did itgo? Give it? All the hypes
around named Jack Blocks version of thatsong. I thought it was going to

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be central in the actual movie,and it was a very brief scene.
So yeah, I guess you gotto stick around to the end to see
him do the full scene. Wehave two like polar opposite reviews, that
one that it was okay, neitherone that it was like the best animated
movie ever. It was so good. My butt tickled. Which one are
we going with? Because I thinkit has to have been one of the

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best movies ever for it to makeall the money it made number one,
you know for weeks. I thinkit's somewhere, But I think it's somewhere
in between. Like I told you, my kids clapped at the end of
it. He's back, bro.We don't need to be clapping for this
one. It was good, Nerds, it was good. It's good.
But it's not making you it's notmaking you clap. It's just a fun

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It's a fun movie. Obviously,it's a great family movie. Is it
like one of my favorite animated moviesI've ever seen? No, I think
there's some of the Pixar movies Ijust think are better. But it is
a fun I wonder it's very fun. What if it was made more for
the kids than it was for theadults who like played Super Mario Brothers,

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you know what I mean? Becausekids that they don't even know what that
is, do they? I mean, I don't know. I don't have
I don't think kids of the videogaming age. But it just seemed that
such an old school game that likeolder people would appreciate more yeah. I
mean there's definitely a lot of likeinnuendos and jokes that the nostalgia from playing
the old do you know, fromplaying the original games. But kids still

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play Mario Kart and all these gameson Nintendo Switch and stuff like that,
So I think they know all theI think they still know all the characters.
Um, all right. Next onthe JVS Show, I want to
talk about a new social media platform. I want to know if you guys
are here for this. Mainly Grahamover here the JV Show on Wild nine.
It is wald Me for nine,the bees number one hit music station,

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the JV Show. I'm Selena,I'm Graham, and I'm cheating.
Graham. You have a birthday shoutout? Yeah, I got the DM.
My DM has been faugh on firelately, a lot of birthday shout
out Hey, Graham. Now I'msliding in them dms because I was hoping
I could get a birthday shout outfor well myself. I turned twenty seven
on May ninth, and I washoping for some love from the JV Show.
I love y'all, missing JV always, but you guys have been fantastic,

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even through the quote train wreck momentsas you guys call them, love
you guys so damn much. Iwas also wondering if the Giants would accept
a former A's fan amongst them afterthe betrayal from the ownership. I might
be ready to just ship across thebay to Oracle Park. And that's from
our buddy Isaac. Birthday, Isaac. And to answer your question about joining

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the Giants fandom, Oh no,no, I can't do that. Taking
all the as fans that don't thatare federal We took you in with for
Warriors, is true? True,that is true. Oh the last night
was really uh yeah, this isnot good. Yeah. I normally would

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have said, yes, come onover, A's fans, We'd love to
have you. But a couple ofyears ago on this show, I tried
to lend my support to the OaklandA's. You know, my brother,
my brother, my best friend forlife as a die hard A's fan,
and I was always a Giants fangrowing up and we always had that rival
RAINI. It was funny, itwas great. Yeah. A couple years
ago I tried to lend my loveto the A's and say that they I

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root for them when they are wellrarely, but when they make the playoffs
or whatever. I do root forthe A's, and boy, the A's
fans were so salty. We don'twant you, don't you're a Giants fan.
We don't like you. We don'twant you. And ever since then,
I said, Graham, Graham,I'm out, But listen, shouldn't
you be the bigger person. Timehas passed, We've grown as human beings,

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we've matured a little bit. Wow, we are so negative? Wow?
Sorry, I think I think they, you know, be mad at
the organization. Yes, they betrade you. Yeah, welcome to the
other side. Come on over allright, So, Graham, what do

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you think about this new what they'recalling growing social media platform. I ain't
never heard of it until like lastnight, but it's called Clapper. I'm
all, oh, this is amedia something different. Yes, is being
builled as TikTok for adults. Interesting. Now, you haven't been a huge,

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I guess, user of regular TikTokbecause you think it's full of just
stupid dances. And I think that'sreally what you think TikTok is. Well,
I just just dances. There wasa lot of that to start.
Now there's more content, which allseems to be fake, but a lot
you know, there is more contentthere. Now, this is TikTok for

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adults. It says where parents ofTikTok users can express themselves. Um,
when you go to the app storeto download it with a really big numbers,
this is embarrassing. It's when yougo to the app give me the
fine, give me the clapper,I'll take it. Give me the clap,

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I'll take it. Sounds like adisease. It does, it really
does. It does. When yougo to the app store, it says
it's listed for like seventeen and up, whereas other social media platforms it's like
thirteen and up or whatever. Sothis is clearly for like, you know,
adults, adults. Um. Also, isn't the clapper? When are
you talking about the disease? Nutsor No? You'd see that commercial with

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the old people. This is thisway back turn the light off and on?
Yes, to turn it on.Yes, the old person to be
clapping in their bed. That oldlady would be laying there like my light
to go off and then turn itoff. Isn't that the clapper? Is
that what it's called? I swearthat's what it was called? Clapper?

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Right? The clapper. Yeah,it's called clap on. Oh no,
no, the clapper, the originalhome automation. Yes, the clap detection
lights, the Clapper. They'd betterbe suing the pants off the new Clapper.
I don't think. Well, maybemaybe it's different because that the lights
were called the clapper. This socialmedia platform is just clapper? Are you?
And Cheering was just in court forusing the same note in a song

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as somebody else and that was copyrightinfringement. How do you mean to tell
me that somebody's gotten in front ofcopper and not and that's not some kind
of infringement. I'm just taking aguess. I don't know. Maybe they
will see the pants off the Clapper. I don't they should. They say
they want to create a space forthe older generations to feel more comfortable.
So when you download the app andyou sign on initially, you're presented with
a series of different communities to join, like real estate or barbec, bingo,

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back pain arthritis, ye, walkers, new tennis balls for heart,
yes, Bingo. So any interestto gram pain relieving cream? No?

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I don't have any No, Idon't have any interest. You pay Silent
Orthopedic backdollows readers digest. So you'reout. No, I'm out on this.
I'm too I'm too young. Wellis this the average user age is

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like in their thirties, So you'reright too young? Young? Yes?
Maybe years? Yeah, give mea couple more years. I do you
have anything? Yeah? Really quick. I saw a video on TikTok.
This guy, Now this was abit of a warning. He didn't know

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personally, but he said a friendof his is a butcher for and that's
worked at some big name grocery stores, and he said that anytime there's a
cut of meat or a fish that'sin that display case that's marinated, what
this person is saying is that that'smeat that's on the end of its lifespan.
So as me in the displays,you know how meat at a grocery

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store starts to look a little moregray and stuff like that. Which what's
interesting is to keep it looking pinkand fresh. That's just they like pump
it full carbon monoxide or something.It's really fault. You know, all
meat would have that more gray lookingcolor they dress it up. That's that's
a discussion for another day. Yeah, But as meat is getting closer to
its expiration date. Maybe it's startingto smell a little funky. What they're

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gonna do is throw it and allthe marinade with a lot of onions and
all that stuff and really mask itall and then they're gonna sell tea.
It's probably okay to eat, butit's towards the end of it's the biggest
scams. You always walk by andyou're like, oh, this is all
preseasoned. All you're gonna do iscook it. It's probably so delicious.
Look at all the color on that. Yeah, that's a trap. This
guy's saying, scammers be scamming.That's a t And there's scammers everywhere.

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Does that worry you though at all? That? Because I buy them some
of those marinade things were really good. But now now I'm second guessing it,
like this is the stuff that's aboutto expire. You know, I've
I've watched enough documentaries where I knowthat if I'm buying any kind of meat
at a grocery store, it's disgusting. Where you get your meat? Are

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you going out and hunting it freshor something? No? No, But
I've just come to the I guessrealization that since that's what I do.
I'm just eating nasty meat, gotit? Please don't save me saying that
I will most Yeah, I've watchedenough documentaries like the meat that they they're

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just cutting off parts of the meatthat was like disgusting, discolored or had
disease, nuts or disease. Yes, it's disgusting. We're eating it.
It's delicious. Throw it on thebarbecue. Yeah, but you would never
know. Um. Next on theJV Show, we need to talk about
the Great parallel parking park off.What are we calling it again? We

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got parked off yesterday off. We'lltalk about it coming up the JV Show
on Wild all right, we needto talk about the JV show Great parallel
parking park Off. I keep almostaccidentally saying something else. It would be
very inappropriate. Um, Graham,do you want to explain what the park

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off is and why? Okay,yesterday, Well I can't. I don't
exactly remember how this whole conversation gotstarted, but basically I think it's because
Cheetie like ripped the bumper of hercar and parallel parking, yes, and
we were laughing and she's like,I just don't know how to parallel park
at all, even with backup camerasin her car. She's like, I

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cannot figure out how to parallel park. I'm terrified of it. She won't
do it, and she drives intothe city every day. It's like,
you've got to you have to skill, you must have. And then I
made the proclamation that I'm the world'sgreatest parallel parker. I lived in San
Francisco for ten years. I couldparallel park into spots that don't even look
like they could fit a car.And I could do it blindfolded on a
hill in the rain. Yeah,in the dark, anyways, And so

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we decided once and for all tosettle it. Also, you, Selena
have a commercial that runs here rightnow in Wild ninety four nine about your
new Ford Explorer and how you canoutpark. So there's a lot of claims
being around. So we decided tosettle settle it. Yesterday, we set
up a bit of a parallel parkingchallenge in our own parking garage. We
put a stroller at either end.We measured off what would be a fairly

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tight parallel parking spot. I thinkwe landed on eighteen feet seventeen or eighteen
feet, which is between there.It's a pretty snug spot. And then
we put a stroller at either endwith a baby in it, not a
live baby, and then we setthe stop watching. Each of us took
a turn to see who could parkin that spot the quickest. So if

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you go to Wild Lindy for Knight'sInstagram, we have the video up there.
Chet that's why she stepped out.She's getting it posted to the JB.
Should all comma to be there anysecond? Now? Um, do
we want to reveal now how itwent or how people go watch? I
think people should go watch. AndI but I mean, I think I
think I nailed it before gone conclusion. It's obvious who this challenge I was

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going to completely dominated, right youwish I thought? I mean, I
thought the results. I thought itstacked out exactly how I thought it was
going to go. I think sotoo. And to see cheating, poor,
poor cheating, poor cheati's attempt.It took a while long time.

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I meant to ask you earlier thismorning on your way in, were there
more cars for you? Because Isaw like a noticeable amount of more cars,
more traffic this morning than other days. Just today it was like worse
than yesterday, worse than last week? Is it just? I mean,
I think as of late I've noticedit just it's busier in general. I

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think more people are more people aregoing back into the office. You see
more bosses talking about that in thenews. Um. I came across a
study that says going to and fromthe office can actually be really really bad
for your health because of that longcommute being associated with being physically less active,
of which means more people tend tobe overweights and they have sleep problems.

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This is from Stockholm University. Itsdepending on where your office is located.
You're also more likely to drink inexcess. Oh I'm feeling I think
some people are just more prone tothat. I do have a long commute,
but go on, this is whyI just this doesn't make sense to
me. Commutes of more than twomiles increase the likelihood of being physically inactive

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and overweight and having bad sleep.Who works two miles from their home?
Lucky? Who does that? Like? No one in the Bay Area,
not many, not Giving the amountof cars that're stacked up on every bridge
and every freeway every morning. Andif that's and if that's that is true,
then, I mean, we're allscrewed. I guess I do think

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about it a lot, because Ido have a long community. I drive
from Napa and in San Francisco everysingle day and I think, man,
yeah, if I had that timeback in my day, would be hit
in the gym? You have allthese things in your mind that you'd be
getting done. You probably wouldn't,but in a very busy day schedule,
would I love to have those couplehours back. I probably would find the

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gym right now. And I justdon't. I don't know. I think
you can squeeze it in. You'renot a busy guy. You're only building
a house, you got kids,full time job. You squeezing in there
somewhere. Yeah, I mean probablynot plenty of free time right now.
All right? Coming up inside,Today's had his trending at the fifty five,
Selena Gomez is kidney donor. Herformer bestie says she's now being bullied
by Selena Gomez fans. So thatis coming up. It's all the stuff

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you need to know what's hot inmusic, movies, shows, and the
most talked about stories happening today inthe Bay. So Selena Gomez is kidney
donor and former bestie says that sheis being bullied by Selena Gomez fans.
Remember that video we played it for. I think it was like last week.
She was in Studio City and aphotog was asking her all these questions

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about a friendship with Selena Gomez asand she was totally dodging all the questions.
She was deflecting and changing the subject. Well, you know, he
didn't appreciate that, Selena Gomez.They went on the attack, and now
Francia, she says that things areso bad, she is mentally suffering.
She's gotten the most hurtful comments she'sever gotten in her life, and people

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are like threatening to rip her kidneysout. She says that. She says,
it absolutely needs to stop, right, Yeah, gave one away.
Yeah, so people are threatening torip her kidney out of my kidneys regardless.
She says, this needs to stopbecause Selena has even made it clear
that she does not stand for bullying, especially from her own fans. Selena

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fans, and shouldn't they be forevergrateful that their favorite celebrity is alive because
of this, less of if theydon't like this person or not anymore?
Yes, very hypocritical. Hypocritical.Yeah, so mean, do you think
she totally regrets giving her kidney toSelena Gomes? Definitely? I think she

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does. Wouldn't you think I would? Ye after she saw her drinking,
I'm pretty sure she's like, ah, she had not done this. I
don't even think it was about Imean, that's the rumor that she wasn't
taking care of the kidney. Remembershe got all but hurt when she said
that Taylor Swift is like the onlyclose person to her in the industry.
Yeah, yeah, I remember that. That's in a documentary. And after
that they had they kind of fellout and followed each other. Yeah,

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I think she like partially do youthink I don't. I have no idea.
But do you think she donated thekidney because she's just the greatest,
most selfless person ever? Or doyou think she donated the kidney because she's
like, and then Selena and Iare going to be locked together forever and
we were going to forever be bestiesand she's gonna owe me forever, and
she's I don't think it was that. I think she really cared about Selena.

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I think she still does. Ithink it's a little bit of But
from what I heard, they saidthat the doctor ended up telling Selena before
they told her that they were amatch, so she kind of had like
no, not no choice, butit was kind of like a, Okay,
I guess you'd have my kidney nowsince we're a match. Ah.
A little bit of pure pressure yea. So well she would have done it

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anyways. I know. I hopeat least Kim Zolziak is divorcing her man,
Kroy Bierman. You know Kim fromReal Housewives of Atlanta. She and
Kroy were married for eleven years.They got four kids together. The divorce
filing says their marriage is irretrievably brokenand there's no hope of reconciling. So
she's asking for physical custody of thekids. She wants to joint legal custody.

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She wants spousal support, of course. But it's being reported that financial
woes led to their divorce. Yeah. I've been hearing about that for a
little while. They owe one pointone million to the IRS and unpaid taxes.
That's a tough bill. They owethe State of Georgia fifteen thousand.
That seems manageable. February. They'regiant mansion that you've seen on the show

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went into foreclosure, but apparently theyworked out some type of deal to like
keep it off the auction blow becausethey were able to keep it for now.
So that's where they're still living togetherdespite the divorce, which is kind
of interesting. I don't know ifi'd say it, my man, if
we're splitting up, so that meansthey weren't making their mortgage payments on this
house, and then the bank waslike, Okay, we're gonna start,

(25:15):
We're gonna foreclothes on and take itback because if you're not making kail pail
pay and they must have worked outsome sort of deal with pain partially or
trying to payment plan or something.How they get that bad? Like they
have money, So what's going on? Miss management of money? Even your

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I mean, you see it allthe time with sports figures and professional athletes.
They have these huge contracts and you'rejust like, how did you bloke
through all that money? It canhappen. I guess it's the vacations.
No, yeah, the private jets, probably jewelry, all the properties,
and the bad entourage designers on yourstaff and yep, Grandma, do you

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have all right? One thing weran out time for you yesterday, but
I wanted to talk about from thispast weekend was the Kentucky Derby. Not
the actual race itself, you know, because who gives a part about that.
The main takeaway the headlines from thisyear's event was all the horse deaths
at the track leading up to therace. We talked about it a little
bit after. I think the fourthhorse that died. Well, seven horses

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in total died, some from injuriessustained while racing in some of the other
warm up events, some in practice, some just collapsed post for pre race
and died right then and there.So take a moment say your goodbyes to
Chloe's dream, Freezing point on ice, take charge, Brianna Parents, Pride,
Chasing Arde and Code of Kings,you know who. This is good

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newsful, That's what I was gonnasay. This is a pretty glaring scar
on the sport. You know,more and more people are to put an
end to it entirely, except ofcourse for the glue factories and the glue
factory spokes Peaceable. They love this. It's great news for them. Next
in the JV show, I wantto talk about a guy the music festival
who dropped his phone into a wereand what he did to get it back.

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That's next the JV Show on Wildninety nine. Okay, we got
to go back to talking about theJV show. Great parallel parking park off
or is that I can't right?Okay, So the video is up at
the JV show dot com. Yes, I personally think I I won this.
Graham. I feel like he disqualifiedyourself. We set up an obstacle

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course right right in our parking garage. Go watch the video. We have
what we consider a pretty snug parkingspot. We measured it out. It's
like seventeen eighteen feet Yeah, onboth ends. It's a stroller with a
baby. No real babies were harmedin the making of this video. There
the dolls, Yeah they're vake.Yeah. Um, Graham, I feel
like you disqualified yourself by completely smashinginto these strollers while you're trying to parallel

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a part. Yeah, you didwell. We timed them all and Cheaty
posted a time of like three minutesand thirty seconds or something. It took
like an hour for her to getin the spot, and whether she was
actually spot even at the end,I was still to be how close she
came to hitting the strollers. Shecame so close but didn't make contact.
Yeah, but almost did. Andnow, Selena, you posted a very
impressive time, your parallel parking skillsbetter than I would have assumed. You

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got in there in about thirty nineseconds, and then I weasled them there
in twenty nine seconds, hit bothstrollers. I know what you're talking about,
like hitting cars right there. Noteven that, like the babies almost
flew out. Yeah, if therewere cars there, you would have gotten
to accidents. Yeah, those areold ladies crossing the streets. They wouldn't
have made it. I reviewed thefootage. There is no definitive video evidence

(28:38):
of me striking any of the strollers. The bad camera person, because I
mean because I got into the spotin twenty nine seconds, and let the
record show that my car is longerthan these ladies cars by a foot or
two. And I was in thespot fast, and there is no definitive

(29:00):
evidence that I struck you across theparking. Yeah, if the babies were
all right, well I didn't.I certainly didn't hear any babies crying.
I don't remember striking a stroll andI watched the video. There's no no

(29:21):
contact made at any point during thatvideo. If you want to blame your
camera person for this, but otherwiseI am taking the win because I annihilated
you guys time. You know what, I'm gonna go to security and we're
gonna footage because I know it showsyou knocking over two babies. And the
first one it was like a tap, and the next thing, you know,
he just I don't remember that.But if I didn't do that,

(29:45):
that would be something that was funny. But I don't. There's no proof
of that. And I got intomy car is there in twenty nine seconds?
Look, okay, so go tothe jabyshow dot com and watch this
video. Okay, please please please. You'll see Grahamatha and completely just annihilate
these strollers. Will Oh god,I don't know, Oh my god.

(30:08):
So a thirty year old man,he's at a music festival. This is
in Brazil on Friday, and hewas, you know, just vibing.
He's dancing, He's got his phoneout. He decides he needs to use
the restroom. Right, he goesto the restroom. He has his phone
in his pocket. And this isin Brazil, So it's not like they
had and out of this festival atleast they didn't have like bathrooms. It

(30:32):
wasn't even a porter potty. Hewas more of just like a a hole,
is what it looks like in thevideo. And so he's doing his
thing and his phone and his iPhonetwelve Promax falls out of his pocket down
into where everyone goes, and he'slike, oh my gosh, how do
I get this phone bag? Hestarted like going up to strangers and offering

(30:52):
people four hundred dollars to get hisphone. Would you guys have taken four
hundred dollars to get somebody's iPhone?Added some stewage? What I have?
I got to reach my arm downin there. However, you however,
you can do it. Ever youcan get it out four undred dollars yours?
No, Yeah, it depends howit depends on the conditions. I'll
consider it. But if I gotto go all the way up to my

(31:15):
arm four hundred though, I wouldn'teven go near it. No, I
wouldn't even look at the phone inthere for four dollars, Because I five
hundred thousand, I would do itfive hundred thousand dollars. You're talking nonsense,
cheaty. Yeah, I'm cannonball inthere for that dive head first.
Everyone was like four hundred dollars toget that out of there, and they're

(31:38):
like no, So everyone turned himdown and so he's like fine, Like
I just got to do it myself. So he jumps in gross feet first.
Okay, this is something he hadto get into to retrieve his phone,
and he did. He got that, he got the phone, He
got the phone back. That washis goal. Okay, but he ended

(31:59):
up in the hospital little because hegot really sick. I guess there was
like a cut on his foot.Oh no, yeah, you can't.
But he did it there, sohe had to go to the hospital.
He was placed on a four hourobservation period and he had to have a
tetanus shot and get his foot likestitched. Oh my gosh. I don't
know. Maybe he got injured whenhe jumped in there. Maybe that's it
was. Yeah, but you don'twant to go in there with any sort

(32:20):
of open wood. Just should havebought another phone. You don't want to.
I don't think you want to swimin the bay with any sort of
Oh yeah, definitely, I seehow green that water is a lot of
sewage goes into the bay every day. And I would have just left.
I would have just left my phonein there beyond you. It's done not
to get a new one, Isit like hovering on the top of the
I can't. I just want toknow what it looks like down in the

(32:43):
town, in this hole. Thatwouldn't make a difference. It touch that
you would still and you have touse it again, like a chance on
top And yeah, or there's achance that it sunk down in if it's
down it was sitting on top,you would still get it and hold it
to your music and talk, wantto call your kids and stuff. I
watch it first before I call peopleout of excitement. Hey I just got

(33:07):
my phone back. You'll never believewe're it landed. But I feel no
amount of washing is going to completelyremove that. It's all in the cracks
of your phone in between where thescreen is. And yeah, that'd be
tough to want and be tough toreally throw it away and start over sanitize
it. But what if there's abunch of like stuff on there that's you
didn't make it to the cloud,that's in there, that I need back.

(33:28):
That's your faults. You got tohave your stuff backed up. Damn
you clever when you backed up intoa parking spot and hit a baby.
Yeah, I remember that. Iremember that. No video evidence, Let's
stop. That's the crazy talk Thejav Show dot com to check out that
video. The JV Show on Wildnine, the base number one hit music
station. Thank you so much forhanging out with The Jav's Show. Um

(33:51):
on this Tuesday, I'm Selena,I'm Graham. She's just stepped out once
again. She'll be back in herehopefully any second now. Um, So,
what happened at the graduation? Okay, so the president of CMU University,
you know, you know where CMUsSlynna Central Michigan University. The president

(34:13):
at their graduation ceremony this week hehit the gritty on stage. Do you
know what that is? Is thedance? Dude? Well, when I
saw the fline, you know,I'll be honest, it's that CMU president
hits the gritty at graduation ceremony AndI was like, I don't what the
hell is hitting the gritty? Apparentlyhe I don't know if this is something

(34:36):
that's been building up to this momentor he just got overwhelmed with excitement and
wanted to do this, but hehe stretched out a little he stretched out
a little bit first, and thenhe hit the gritty right there on stage.
I had to look up, youknow, I am twenty seven and
a half and I didn't know ifwhat hitting the gritty was. Is this
something I should have known? It? Should Selena? Should I have known?

(35:00):
I think hitting the gritty is.I think yes, you should have
known. Although I don't blame youbecause your kids aren't of the gritty dancing
age yet. I probably know aboutall this stuff because because my daughter and
TikTok uh and she hit the gritty. My daughter hits the gritty quite often.
It's kind of old. She doesn'treally do it a lot anymore.
Yeah, it says this became realpopular in twenty nineteen, and at which

(35:20):
point I'm going, well, haveI seen How did you not know about
that? And maybe they say alot some NFL players do it as kind
of their touchdown celebration dance or havedone that in the past, and so
I'm thinking, Okay, I've probablyseen somebody hit the gritty before, but
then I see this guy do it. In this video and I'm like,
is that what? Because I don'tknow if he does. I don't know
if he does a good job ofit or not. We'll post this video

(35:43):
at the JV show dot com.So if if you're like me and you're
like, the hell is somebody hittingthe gritty? You can see this guy
try it. But yeah, speakingof graduations, I wanted to bring Cheaty
in here, UM trying to callher. She had some really exciting updates.
I called her at myself phone sheet. Are you there? Okay,
will you come in the studio?Where are you where your door? Like?

(36:14):
Yeah, Well, I don't knowif you wanted to talk about the
air or in here. I'm sorry, No, we're talking about graduations and
you had said something off the airregarding your graduation. Yeah. First,
wait, first, have you everhit the gritty before? Um? I
tried to attempt it to him,not good at it? Got it?
Yeah, but I did just getmy graduation capping down in the mail.
Super excited. Um. But italso got me thinking, I know you're

(36:37):
talking about the gritty, the presidenthitting the gritty or whatever. Um,
I'm trying to do it, dear, I want to do it. Dear.
Yeah, when I'm on stage.So wait, when is your graduation
May twenty six? Out here andcoming up? It's coming up? Okay
are we? Oh no, we'renot invited. I already asked you that,
which is fine. But if let'stalk about this dare because if there

(36:58):
is a dear, then I wantto be there to watch it. I'm
busy that day, although I feellike we have enough people listening who are
going to be there where they'll beable to capture it for us. That's
a good point, you know whatI mean? So what do you mean
by a dare? Are you talkingabout like your No, I can't dare?
Is a dare? If that's whatdare you going to do? You
can't back out. My family's there, you know even better, or you

(37:21):
gonna hit the gritty. Um,if I hit the gritty, that's gonna
be so embarrassing. I don't evenknow how to do that. Okay,
what in your mind? What yourmind is a dare? Um, get
up there and throw an egg atthe Chancellor. Maybe not Graham's deer,
because here's a little I'm just wonderinglike that. To me, he's a
dare where you're like Oh that wouldbe I don't want to do it,
but we can see if he anybodyhas suggestions, they can let me know

(37:45):
and then okay, we're open tosuggestions. Okay, maybe let's do that,
and then we'll decide by the endof this morning what you have to
do. You also mentioned that yourcap and gown came in, yes,
or your gown. Yeah, mygown. Um, and it looks a
little I'm really excited for it,but I don't know how like yours was,
Graham, but mine is like veryvery long in the sleeves. Yeah,

(38:07):
it supposed to be like that,like it goes past your hands,
or it's a really wide like wizardsside. Yeah, like wizard and I've
never seen that before. I thinkthat's how they are. Oh, I
was like, what is this?Oh we should ever cast a spell?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, youhave will get you a little wand in
a hat to put over your cap. Obviously, I think from my high

(38:30):
school graduation I wore nothing but aspeedo. Oh my god. And then
when I was before I got onstage, you're kind of in that there
was like the ramp going up tothe stage and everyone could still see you
lining up there and I think Ihad the back of the gown tucked into
the back of the speedo, andI've been over to tie my shoe.
Oh my god, but I thinkI untucked it and just went across normal

(38:53):
college. This was high school,Grandma, what age did you mature?
Still waiting my college? At mycollege graduation, I almost fell off the
front of the stage. That wasbecause we had been at the bar since
six am before there and somebody's alot of people had decorated there or made

(39:16):
like big necklaces that were made outof dollar bills, and somebody some money
had fallen off of late, sothere was money on the stage. So
I went to go pick it upand I almost tumbled forward. Oh,
right off the front. There wasa video of it. But I got
that money, and I still shookeveryone's you know, all the people's hands
crossed way, made it across.Wow, let's go. My college graduation

(39:42):
didn't happened? Yeah, heals closeddown? Oh actually I quit before story.
All right, let's catch you ina mix with Magic Matt on Wilddy
for nine. Next it is theJV show. Yep, nope, game
get ready to call it? Notyet. In a few minutes for your
chance to play and for your chanceto win tickets to see Big Time Rush,

(40:04):
the JV Show on Wild nine Dfor nine and the base number one
hit music station on Tuesday Jav's Show. I'm Selena and I'm cheating. Before
we get to the JAV Show,Yep, nope, game, we have
Igor on hold. Before we dothat. We were talking about Cheaty graduating
really soon. Where you graduating fromsar Fra Cistil State University. Go Gators,

(40:25):
Gators, really exciting time for theclasses twenty twenty three. I know
there's a lot of people getting readyto graduate. Congratulations. Um. But
Cheaty mentions that she and this wasn'tour idea, this is her bringing it
to us. She wants to doa Dare her graduation bold and she said,
I'm open to suggestions. The talkbackMike is open on the iHeartRadio app.

(40:52):
Good morning everyone. I love thejet Dare. I think that she
should be a prince and were Adaand have like a little one. Um.
I think that would be a reallyfunny Dare. It's not too extreme.
Ground morning, everybody. Thank you. What do you think about that?
Chet? Because I say not notextreme enough. I like the idea

(41:16):
of I folk, we can doa little bit better. Oh, shot
down, shot down that everybody butpeople wear cutesy little things on graduation.
We've seen it. It's gotta fun. If it's a dare and it's coming
from the j it's gotta be that'snot embarrassing at all. Three? What

(41:37):
can we do? What can wedo? Hey? You continue? You
know it's coming up on the twentiessix? You said, okay, okay,
but I'd rather make a decision laterso I can like really hype it
up and be excited for this.All right, Let's bring on igor.
Did I say your name correctly?Perfect? All right? So you are

(41:57):
going to be playing the JV showyep, nope, games for your chance
to win some tickets to see BigTime Rush August seventh at the Shoreline.
This is courtesy of Live Nation.All right. So we're gonna ask you
four questions that you gotta get threecorrect. Okay, I get three to
four and that means you win.Are you ready? Yep? All right?

(42:17):
Question number one? What does thewww stand for in a website address?
Um? What? What white?Um? Um? And if you

(42:38):
don't know, it's okay, youcan just say, I don't know,
we could just move on wild whiteweb or something like that that can remember
your clothes. This world wide web. You got two of the world words.
No, I'm getting all tong tiedworldwide Web. There you go,
that's what it noted. All right. Question number two, the logo for

(42:59):
both worsh and Ferrari car companies featureswhat kind of animal? Uh? It's
right there on the right there onthe little logo the Ferrari surrounded by yellow

(43:20):
yellow two and there it is thatmajestic creature. Yep, like kind of
like a tiger. I don't know, I don't no, I can see
a tiger being on there. Notis iconic. But a horse. You're
you're clothing got four legs and clothes. Tigers and horses are not r Question

(43:50):
number three, I hope you knowyour football What NFL team is the only
one to ever go an entire seasonincluding the Super Bowl undefeated? Nine ers?
Oh right, there's the Tigers.Kidding the Miami Dolphins was the correct

(44:15):
answer, all right. Question numberfour. When a plum is dried,
what does it become when the plumbis dried? U? Yeah, what
dried fruit? Is that? Likethe elderly love love these are headed.

(44:38):
Where are you going? Can youtell your navigation? Play the game now?
He's going in pleasant And do youknow what a dried plum is?
No, it's a prune. It'sa prune. Prunes are dried plums.

(44:59):
Yeah, Igor, you did notwin tickets for Big Time Rush. We'll
be honest, not even close.Sorry you didn't get any em right,
but it's okay. You know we'vehad worth. Yeah. Should to make
you feel better? Um, Igor, hang on a really quick drawing up.
Um. That was the JV show. You have Nope game. If
you would like to play, youwould do it every week day this time

(45:22):
by the week. You always downloadthe game. You could listen back play
along anytime anywhere on the always freeiHeart Radio app. I have a birthday
shout out to throw on. Let'sdo that chemists. I got a dm
dm s have been on fire lately. I was wondering if you could help
give a shout out and wish myson Zay didn't a happy birthday. He
turned nine yesterday on May eighth.We listened to you every morning, and

(45:43):
he would be so surprised and embarrassedto hear his name on the radio,
Thank you and that Happy Birthday's Dayto day, Linda, Happy Birthday's Day?
Did yeah, do you become aman at nine? Starts coming in?

(46:07):
I did. I started dating mysecond grade teacher, Missus Johnston.
Yeah, and now she's in prison. Don't do that. She's still alive.
It was a long time. Wasshe last week? Dated her?
No? Yeah, of course shewas a lot, but she was old
at the time. She was olderthan a right questions anyway, Kathy Birthday
laden, Yeah, you're a mancoming up. Inside Today's Hot is trending

(46:30):
at the fifty fives. The weekendis hinting and teasing a major career change.
So I have details coming up again. Inside Today's hat is trending at
the fifty fives. It's all thestuff you need to know, what's hot
in music, movies, shows,and the most talked about stories happening today

(46:52):
in the Bay. So the weekendis hinting at a major career change.
He did this interview for w magazineto promote his new HBOS series The Idol,
and that's where he revealed that,well, this is what he said.
Quote the album I'm working on nowis probably my last hurrah as the
weekend. Oh, no, takea moment, say you're goodbye. Yeah,
he said, this is something thatI have to do, you know,

(47:13):
as the Weekend have already said everythingI can say. He said,
I'll still make music maybe as Able, maybe as the Weekend, but I
still want to kill the Weekend,and I will eventually. I'm trying to
shed that skin and be reborn.So he's going to be the weekday.
Oh, he's going to be able. He moved past the weekend. What
is he Monday? No, Tuesday? No, maybe Wednesday. This is

(47:37):
funny because people called him able,I thought as a joke, like yeah,
almost, but that's his name,right. That is well because when
he was the week now is theWeekend. People call him able like jokingly
because that's his real name, thesame way people will call it Young Miami
like yeah yeah, and Brahampton actuallylike go buy this now. It's kind

(48:01):
of funny too, yeah, butI get it. I think it's because
he's branching out to other things asfar as like film and TV. It's
hard for him to, like hesaid, to like be this character.
He's the Weekend, then he's onthis show and then he's back to Able,
but then he's going to be theWeekend again, Like why not just
be him? I guess is themusic gonna sound the same? That's my
question. If he's putting out musicas Able but it sounds exactly like the

(48:22):
Weekend, then call yourself the Weekend. If it's gonna go into a totally
different genre, maybe and it's gonnabe something different, Yeah, maybe then
you release the music. Yeah,as Able. I don't know, I
need I need help differentiating between theWeekend. To me, I know I'm
always gonna call him that, butthen I'm also going to call him Able

(48:44):
because that's what I call him anyway. So yeah, for some people,
it's not going to change. Wehave an update on Britney Spears controversial memoir.
Now. The reason it's very controversialis because we've heard that she does
not hold back in this book.She just kind of says everything she's ever
wanted to say about anything she's experiencedin her life or any one. And

(49:07):
now it's being reported that the bookis on hold after the publisher received from
received some strongly worded legal letters fromother celebrities who fear they may have been
included in this book and they're worriedabout what Brittany may have said about them.
The sour said, it's a lotof nervous A listers who sent these

(49:27):
legal letters to try to like getthe book stopped or h that makes me
want to read it now, Likeright, I know why they do to
her. It's not that publicity forit. Yeah. Also that's a good
idea to drum up even more excitementabout it. And we already know she's
not holding back. She's kind afterher own family. If I was,
if I played any role in herlife, I would be very worried.

(49:47):
Yes, that I would be includedin this book. Guarantee you from coming
out. Guarantee there's a letter fromTimberlakes. Can you stop it from coming
out? Though? This is hertruth? Or would you did that before?
How this works? Or could youjust would she have to like omit
their name? Yeah, but it'sher story. She's talking about true interactions

(50:08):
with that person. I guess Ijust never understand where the line is between
and like, well, suddenly thisis slander or it's just a silicious story,
very thin. Yeah, I don'tknow. I think she can use
different names but have the same story. I hope she records an audiobook.
Oh, that'd be amazing. Itwould take a long time, very slow.
Yeah, I don't get sicked onher own, are you guys?

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This is not good. In acrucial game for the Warriors, let a
third quarter lead slip away and theylost again to the Lakers in LA.
The Warriors had their chances towards theend of this game. They're down three
with about fifteen seconds to play.The Warriors had the ball, but Draymond
ended up turning it over. Theywere, however, it able to immediately
force a jump ball, and you'relike thinking, okay, one last shot,

(50:57):
you know, to get a shotup and tie this game. But
in a scramble the ball went tostaff and then he kind of fell down
and threw it out of bounds.At the same time, he probably should
have called time out. But theyhad a chance to tie it up there
at the end. The way,the Lakers excuse me, one one oh
four to one oh one to takea three to one series lead. Warriors
are left searching for answers. Apparentlythe answer is not Jordan Poole. He
seems to have very much fallen outof favor with coach Kerry. He played

(51:22):
just ten minutes in the last night'sgame and finished for the first time in
a very very long stretch with zeropoints. Game five back here at Chase
Center tomorrow and it is win orget eliminated for the Warriors. Stress the
pressure. There's a lot of peopleon social our social media already calling for
us to do the Warriors chant.That was a very superstitious thing we did

(51:44):
that propelled the Warriors to some passchampionships. Our buddy Weston sent me a
song that he thinks that we shouldplay. I haven't gotten able to listen
to it yet, but there's guys, we got to do something. We
need to do something. Relying onthe JB Show, we got to come
through for everyone to do well.Let us, you know, give us
a moment to I think about whatwe're gonna do. We'll come back to

(52:05):
you, um I do though.Next, want to go back to talking
about Jordan Pool because there is somethingfrom last night's game that's become a viral
sensation. So that's next. TheJV Show on Wild Well to me for
nine at the Base number one hitmusic station. Thanks for hanging out with
the JAV Show on this Tuesday,I'm Selenam and I'm Cheaty. Before we
get to why Jordan Pool went virallast night, I think it was before

(52:32):
before the game. We got sometalk backs rolling in. Thank you so
much for sending these and always interactingwith us. By the way, you
can always leave us one on theiHeartRadio app. Let's Go Team Balls and
Dolls got poverized once again, butwe won one game. Let's go next
weekend playoffs. We got this team, Let's go Balls, and that's this

(52:58):
dodgeball team. For those who don'tknow our favorite dodgeball yea, do we
know his name? Our friend's namewho leaves us don't? I just know
that it's exciting news for them tomake the playoffs. Because early season struggles,
Balls and Dolls did knock get offto a good start this season.
They were losing most of their matchesand quite handily also, So it's exciting
news for them to make the playoffsand we'll be there in support. However,

(53:21):
we can go. Something else we'vebeen talking about all morning is our
our dear friend Cheaty here, whois getting ready to graduate later this month
from San Francisco States, and sheadmitted to us that she wants to do
it. Dare, Yeah, actualgraduation. I'm scared now, I know,
I'm like, and she's said she'sopen to a suggestion. So we've

(53:44):
been taking talkbacks all morning. Hi, good morning, This is Lena from
San Jose. First off, Ijust like to say you guys are doing
an awesome job with the JV show. Love you guys. Been listening to
you guys for a whole over twentysomething years. Um, but this just
for um cheati's dare I think sheshould wear roller skates? Um? Yes,

(54:06):
and maybe pop it off like alittle led lights, you know,
a little light show on her graduationgown. It's a little something funny.
Yes, it's a skate party.I could do that. You could skate
across the stage, grab your diploma, Land of three sixty, and then
zoom right down the ramp while litup with LED lights. What do you
say, when's the last time youroller skated? I wrote It's been a
while, but I can't. Wecan practice. It's all good. Yeah,

(54:29):
there's time down a couple more suggestionson social media, Staph says,
right when you get your diploma,pull out a sandwich and be more excited
about the sandwich. That's real.I probably would be excited. Yeah,
just toss the diploma to the sideand pull out a big HOGI just go
to town on it. I likethat. It's not even a real diploma

(54:51):
though, it's just a car thingthat has the Yeah, they don't mail
a te till late. Ye,you have to return this stuff and then
you get your diploma. Oh mygod. Okay, yeah that's right.
And Buddy Sue chucking in, shesays, I think plant a big cheek
kiss on whoever hands you your diplomaweight? Would that be sexual harassment?
Yes? Ask what do you?And then it's COVID. Yeah that all

(55:12):
right. Well those are two otherideas. We haven't settled on anything yet.
But I'm just a skate one.What what about we combine the roller
skate one and I like that.So that's what we're going with for now.
Okay, So you have to seethis video of Jordan Poole yesterday before
the game. Um, it's goneviral because everyone is asking the same question,

(55:36):
what the heck was he looking aton his phone to make this facial
reaction. You see him looking atsomething and then it kind of makes like
a oh oh at his phone andlike what what pops up on his phone
screen? I spice? Do youthink that's something spicy? Yeah, for
sure. And then he goes andthen he goes. And that's why I

(55:59):
think big at the end like somethingyou know, as a woman. Maybe
he just got his direct deposit tohis Fargo account. That's true, He's
got like that video. It lookslike there was something else that was added
to it, so I think someonewill slid into at least there was some

(56:19):
exposure going on. Do you thinkhe even checks his MS? I'm sure
he does. Yeah, I'm surehe does. Yeah. If you have
a blue check mark, I'm surehe opens it. I think he checks
the d MS and I think,look, they're playing in LA. Yeah,
it's there's a bit modeling. There'sa scene there. And I'm sure
maybe he was, you know,checking out what that what? The night

(56:42):
after the game was gonna be onlyfor him, and maybe that's why last
night he didn't play a lot.He was definitely distracted and he's like,
well, don't worry about me.I have I want to celebrate anyway.
You know what he really bothers meabout this is that we'll never know what
he was looking at. We won'tnever Nobody asked him, honestly, I

(57:05):
know. So if you want tosee that at the jav show dot com.
Next here on the JV Show,Graham wants to talk about a server
who really really cannot stand when customersdo this at a restaurant. That's next
the JV Show on Wild ninety nine. Oh my god, I am shook
it? What Robert de Niro shakeit? Shook it? Yeah, Robert

(57:28):
de Niro, Uh huh. It'smaking headlines this morning. Huh because he
reveals that he had another babys forhis seventh Yeah, seventy nine years old.
Okay, well wow, I'm tryingtrying not to judge and trying not
to judge. I'm not judging tosee the kid be making six years old?
Yeah, not much project, Imean, we don't. I mean,

(57:52):
he could live to be one hundredand four. It happened, Yeah,
it happened. Huh. He's rich, rich graduate floggers than the rest
of us. It is Walbany fornine in the Bays, number one hit
music station. The JV Show.Thanks for hanging out with this. I'm
Selena, I'm cheaty so what happensor what does a server not like?
Okay, I think this is asituation we've all been in. You're waiting

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at a very busy restaurant to snaga table. I'm picturing a place that's
not reservation, that's a little bitmore first come, first serve, but
that does still have a server thatcomes to your table, if you understand
what I'm saying. Normally you arewaiting in line behind a bunch of people,
and as tables get busted and cleanedand opened up, then you can

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sit at the available table. Butall of us have been in that spot
where like, okay, there's peopleleft, all their dirty dishes are still
there. Why don't we just gosit there just so we've got a table
and you're not kind of waiting inthe proper order for stuff. Well,
this server is saying she hates itwhen people do that because then she doesn't
oftentimes notice at a busy place,she's seeing empty plates, thinking, well,

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these people are already got served,so I'm not wasting my time in
serving them, And she says thisbig pet peeve of verse because then those
people are like, um, excuseme, we've been over here waiting and
nobody's helping us, and she's like, well, there's a bunch of half
eaten shrimp on your plate there,So I didn't know that you hadn't just
eaten it. Okay, I couldsee that confusing, But I feel like
we've all done that, right,I haven't done that. That's the question.

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Will you sit down at at arestaurant at an unbust table and kind
of start moving the dishes around yourselfjust so you've you've got yourself a table.
I've done that. You have?And when it's a place that's super
busy and people are like fighting overtable, Oh my gosh, Yes,
I've absolutely done that, because ifnot, I had already been waiting for

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like an hour just for somebody toget up. Yet as soon as they
get up, I'm gonna sit there. I would you do? You don't
do reservations like some places down someplace when it's call ahead, when it's
first come, first serve or whatever, and where you can I did that
at damn Busters. Oh well,I have mixed feelings about this because I
get when you start to think aboutit, you get a little grossed out

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that the table has not been wipeddown with like some kind of spray or
something, because everybody's been picking theirnose and touching your table, and then
your silverware is sitting on that table, like it'd be great to just get
one wipe down. But you've alsohad that pressure where we need this table
or we might die because there's nobodythere, but there's no other table.

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If you don't swoop in and sitthere. As soon as that family leaves,
somebody else is and then you're justgoing to be standing there waiting even
longer. It about like stand bythe table, though, so you're not
sitting, and then you can callattention that that's true. Sometimes you can
do the awkward hover by the tablestand this is a right, we're just
waiting for somebody to clear this.You can do that awkward stand by that's
true, which is uncomfortable. Idon't like doing that either, because then

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it's kind of like you're standing therelike excuse me, server, can you
get over here and bust this table? You know we're clearly I'm gonna sit
down. I'm gonna make myself comfortable. And as far as the cleanliness,
I know it seems gross to sitthere as it is because all those grums
are there. But let's be honest, some people do come and they wipe
down the tables. It's with thatsame dirty rag and that same dirty water

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that hasn't grow cleaned out or freshenedup since last week. But at least
there's the theater of at least they'respraying something there. I assume that spray
is doing something. It may notbe, but at least but they the
illusion that it is. They cleanthe table while you're still sitting there,
like, isn't that kind of likeuncomfortable too? That's super awkward too,
because then they're doing the spray andit's missed in on you and they're looking

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at you like, sorry, thisis my job. You weren't supposed to
sit here until this table was wipedout. You go to restaurants where they
spray the table. What kind offive star fancy places? A nap?
Are you going to the places Igo to just get a wet rag?
And it's like did they pass theirhealths? Them carry that one grungy squirter
bottle of who knows what that's beenback there in the kitchen and they yeah,

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I don't know if there's any disinfectingin there. There probably should be,
but they give the table a littlewiped down. This is not some
five star service. Five star there'sa tablecloth on there, and then the
table has been professionally changed. I'mtalking about your place. Especially during COVID
times, they were pretty they werefairly good about wiping down tables. I

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don't know, it's just like it'sjust like a lose lose situation. I
feel like it is. It's on, it's awkward, it's uncomfortable. And
the other times that because my wifeis more comfortable doing it than me,
she'll just she'll stack all the platesup and bust them herself and bring them
over to the thing. So thenthen they don't wipe down your table because
they assume you're out of wipe downtable. It's been clear. She'll clear

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the whole table off and then I'mlike, no, can we somebody just
give this thing a quick sponge anything. Um. I wanted to talk about
this barbershop in San Francisco. Ramit, let's just let to squeeze it
in really really quick. Um.So there's this place in San Francisco's Mission
District, and I feel like alot of places do this. I'm not
sure why this one was on thenews, but I think it's cool what

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they're doing. They're they're offering silentmode. So although you can go in
talk to your barber and they sayit's like their p sessions in there,
you could also say like, hey, I want to opfer silent mode this
time, and you don't have totalk to anyone if you don't you don't
want to, would you guys takethat option? Like, would you guys
opt for that if it was availablewherever wherever you guys go? How do

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you tell them how you want yourhaircut? Well, if you tell them
that I have to that, youdon't have to an engage in conversation.
You can just tell them're screwing itup midway through, like no, no,
no, I didn't want that.You're allowed to talk, grant not
when the fund the barber, I'mlike, no, you selected silent mode.
Zip it. Yes, I couldn'tdo the silent mode because that,
to me, would be more uncomfortablethan the awkward conversation I'm gonna have with

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them. But haven't you gone in? Sometimes You're just like, man,
I'm just not in the mood.I'm like tired or whatever. I had
a long nights, but I haveto get my haircut or whatever. Yeah,
but suck it up. It's partof being a human being in the
human interaction. See my hair takeslike two hours to do. So sometimes
I'm just tired. I don't wantto talk, So I like that.
I would, I would pick itsometimes. But would you be able to
tell that person like I did,I don't want to talk to you today.

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That's where I wouldn't get stuck.I mean there's an option on thing
like i'd rather not talk. Iwould push that option just so I can
like avoid that confrontation or whatever.But it only works if you don't regularly
go to them the person. Thenyou can okay, whatever, it's not
gonna offend me that you selected silentmode or I'm not worried about offending them.

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But if it's somebody I talk tosome days and then the next day
not like, nah, I don'tI don't have time to talk to you
today, I'm going on silent mode. That seems rude to me. I
always feel bad, like when Igo get my lashes done and like I'll
be like, hey, I'm soI'm just really tired today. I just
want to sleep, Like while youdo this it takes like three hours sometimes,
do you know what I mean?Like I feel bad silence that like

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I'm tired. It's the only timeI can get it happened. Sometimes it's
all the stuff you need to knowwhat's hot in music, movies, shows
and the most talked about st okay. So I cannot get over this possible
couple. Now we don't know ifthere's anything here, but the internets is

(01:05:09):
talking and they have some thoughts.Shakira and Tom Cruise. I just can't
see it. I can't see it. But they were both at the Formula
one Miami Grand Prix on Sunday.Shakira had her kids with her and they
were all together Tom included in ahospitality suites. Not just them, there
was other people in there. Um. I guess. At one point they

(01:05:30):
were down by the racetracks but thengot escorted up by security. And there's
video of them, you know,just Tom and Shakira and they're talking for
quite a while and they're laughing andthey're having a good time together. They
even post for pictures together. Sonow people are wondering, was this just
a friendly interaction or are they're likesparks flying. They're both single, obviously

(01:05:54):
not tall. Who's taller there,Shakira, No, I don't know.
Maybe she might be by right shaming. You know, heigh isn't everything.
He isn't everything. But it iseasy, ladies, easy easy. You
both on this show at the problemsthinking some dude walking in at four eleven
or five feet Gune, No,I need someone a little taller, Okay.

(01:06:15):
Tom Cruise is one of the shortestguys in exactly no shame. Actually
it's not. It's skinny boys space. I messed up. Yeah, yeah,
So I'm just merely posing the questionbecause I think she might be taller
than by an inch. Could yousee them being together? Um, Cruise?

(01:06:36):
Yeah, it's like, I don'tknow. Tom Cruise is very deeply
into his scientology, and by allyeah, reports that makes dating someone in
that situation very very difficult. It'sa very involved process, and that the
Church of Scientology becomes very involved inyour relationship. And so if that's something

(01:06:57):
you're into, but you got it. I think she knows what she would
be signing up for. That wasthe case, stay away, So Cardi
b I love seeing reports of hertrying to like do everything she can to
get this money that is owed toher from Tasha K. Remember the YouTuber
who went online and said all thesethings about Cardi B and met made up

(01:07:20):
lies about drug use and just thesereally horrible things that no one should ever
make up about another person. Andthen Cardy took her to court. You're
spreading lies about me and Cardi one, And now Tasha Ka has to pay
her four million dollars, and Tashalike forever she's been like, look,
I don't got it. I don'thave the money. I don't know what

(01:07:41):
you want me to do. Well, now there's reports that Cardi served Google,
and she wants to obtain whatever assetsshe has, whatever money she has
that Tasha K is making off ofYouTube, And so right now there is
six hundred forty dollars that is goingto be collected. Six hundred and forty

(01:08:02):
Oh my gosh. Okay, ActuallyI have a question, though, do
you think Cardip is doing too much? Now? I know she owes her
that money, but it's like Ifeel like, okay, we get the
point, Like she could easily bethe bigger person. Yeah, leave it
alone and walk away from this.You know, you won in court,
and for a lot of celebrities,that's really that's all that matters. That's
why a lot of them will suefor a symbolic one dollars or you know,
it's not about the money. Yeah, but I find it kind of

(01:08:25):
funny that Cardi's really going after yeah, like she has no Money's queen.
By the way, according to thisreport, after Cardi served Google, she
actually did get some money. She'salready received over nine thousand dollars, but
the latest she will receive is thesix hundred forty. She's four million to
that. Yeah, it's gonna takelike three lifetimes maybe, Yeah, definitely

(01:08:49):
to get to four million, ifyou even get there by then, Graham,
what do you have art? TheOakland teacher strike enters its fourth day
today. According to reports, thenegotiations between the Oakland School District and the
teachers union they've been ongoing, butright now they're basically out of standstill.
The districts come to the table withan offer of a pretty substantial raise.
But what I think is really coolof the teachers, they're not just striking

(01:09:12):
for themselves. They have a listof what they call common good goals,
which mostly revolve around resources for studentsin need that are part of the district,
things like housing for unhoused students.So they're not only fighting for themselves,
they're fighting for the less fortunate studentsin there in the district, which
I think is pretty incredible. There'sgoing to be for kind of picketing locations

(01:09:35):
today and I think there's gonna bea news conference held by the Teachers Association
later this morning. But again,stand with your teachers, and I think
it's incredible that they're not only strikingfor themselves, but for their students as
well. Yes, the JV show, we have your back, Yes,
the teachers. The Oakland Police Department, they've released some information from a massive

(01:09:55):
side show that happened this past weekend. This was on Friday night on Tenth
Street near oak And they say theywere over two hundred and fifty cars involved.
The cops said this one was reallygetting out of hand. People were
shooting fireworks and laser lights at thecops, probably throwing stuff at him.
You might have seen the video ofthat car that caught on fire at this
side show and just kept getting itwas burning up and they kept getting rammed
into by another car. Well,officers, they were messing around at this

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one. They seized and towed closeto eighty cars that night, which has
to be a record, right.We've heard that hate a lot of toe
trucks. Yeah. Yeah, theyonly have the one toe truck and it
just goes back and forth, backand forth from the impound bar. It's
probably still running cars. I thinkin the past we've heard about one or

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two or just a handful of carsthat have ever gotten to sid close to
eighty cars this time, so Ithink twice before you to your local side.
So all right, thank you GrahamThe JV Show on Wild ninety four nine