The Return of the Warriors Chant

On today's 5-10-23 Wednesday show: Graham has an awkward encounter in the office bathroom, Selena's new car window got destroyed by a rock on 880, a corgi on TikTok has predicted every game correct so far in the Warriors Lakers series, a man says he has been on 600 first dates, an influencer eats her own meniscus, and we break out the Warriors chant to help propel them to a win!

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wilde Moldy fornine in the base number one hit music
station, The JV Show, HappyWednesday and good morning. I'm Selena.
What's up buddy? Hey Graham Graham, And she's on her way. She
said that there's hell of traffic onthe bridge right now. You know,
there was a lot of traffic whenI was driving in and and I drove

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in a long time ago, along time ago, and it was packed
the bridge. Can tell you wasit yesterday? I was like, there's
a lot more people out here.Yeah, But Wednesdays the day when everyone
goes to work. Yeah, Butthe other day was what, like a
I forgot what day because if yesterdaybrought it, I don't know if it
was yesterday that I brought it up. That's why it could have been Monday.
But whatever day it was, therewas a lot more people out there

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than I recall for that day.More people are just out actually going into
the office. Um, you weretelling me off the air about something that
happened in the men's room yesterday.There was an incident. Do you really
share that on the air. Ido want to talk about it because I
want to get your opinion on itbecause to me it was very unusual and

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offensive. I was offended. Soin our bathroom. These new bathrooms here
were on a new floor, newstudios up here. The bathroom was new
at one time, but it's beendestroyed. Why everybody used it. But
in the just to give the layout, there are two urinals, and there
is thankfully a divider in between them. I love this. I'm very thankful

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for the divider. I hate urnalside by side with no divider. It's
uncomfortable. Anyways, there's a highone and a low one. I go
into the bathroom. There's somebody alreadyusing the high ones. They're different heights,
like one for like shorter people.Yes, that's very considerate. It's
generally seemed like more for kids.Oh, we don't have any kids here,

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but I'm sure they have. Theyhave to have a low one for
yeah, to accommodate people of alldifferent heights. So somebody's at the taller
one. I'm going to use theshort one. No big deal. We're
side by side guys using the urinal. He's clearly finished at this point,
he's gone, I can you know? I have ears? He's done,
and then he stands there and kindof lingers for a little while and then

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pushes out one of those and thengoes and walks. Maybe he didn't see
you, he didn't know that youwere standing there. It's impossible not to
know that we are standing side byside. Were twelve inches fourteen inches apart.
There is a little divider, butit's a very snug area. We're
very close to each other. Look, here's my stance on this situation.

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You can tell me if if youagree or not. If it's if you're
midstream, if you're going and oneof these happens to come out, that's
fine. It's well within the codeof conduct in the bathrooms. It's not
encouraged. It's still gonna bug mea little bit that I'm standing in such
close proximity to that, But Iunderstand it. You're in the bathroom room

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and things of a bodily nature canhappen in the bathroom. I ask why
you're so bothered by this? Ifyou love these, these are your parts
of your favorite thing. Ever,everyone knows that my daughter brought it up
yesterday. I think they're hysterical,particularly when they're at an awkward moment,
and embarrassing for somebody farts are hysterical. They're very funny when someone's forcing one,

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a stranger is forcing one onto you. No, I'm not. I'm
not here for that. So butwould you be here for someone putting it
in a jar and then putting itin your face when you were not expecting
it? No? No, ifI was gullible enough that I would have
to have a chuckle about that,that is just a hilarious prank. Whoever

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master my asking? Okay, soagain, if it if one of these
happens to slip out while you're going, it happens. But this was clearly
premeditated, intentional. He delivered thisthing post going to the bathroom well past
the time, so it's almost asif he went to the bathroom and then
sat there searching, can I musterone of these up? Right now?

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Can I drum one up? Andwhen he decided yes, there is one
in the chamber, he then launchedit and then turned to go wash his
hands at and by the way,just that it was just a little dab
of water and then out of there. It was not a complete hand washing.
Wash your hands, guys, CanI play Devil's advocate? Just really

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quick? Go for it? We'rein a workplace, right, Let's say
you do have one of those inthe chamber. If there is any place
where it is safe to release that, isn't it the bathroom? It is?
And look, I've thought about that, and I agree that is the
spot that you should be doing it. Although there's not that many people here
in the office. You can findit quiet. You can find a space

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corner to let one fly, orgo to the roof for the parking garage,
whatever, find a spot. ButI look, I said, if
there is a safe space to doone, it is the bathroom, except
when you are standing almost shoulder toshoulder with someone. At that point you
have to eat it and not letit out, not eat the you know
what I mean. You've got tojust even if you're like, I know

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there's one there somewhere, let mesearch for it. No, you don't,
because there is somebody next to you. If you were in there by
yourself, sure, I'd be tooembarrassed. If it's there, There's no
way that I could bring myself todo that. So I am I'm kind
of judging people that can just doit, like you have to work with
this, Like guy, whoever youare not you, Graham guy. You

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have to work with Graham. Likehe saw your face, you saw his.
You guys know who each other are. Who you're gonna bump into him
after this? Do you not carethat he just heard that come out of
you? He didn't seem to.He didn't seem stood there searching for this
thing and then pushed it out again. If it was a sporadic thing and

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it happened, I would have known. But this was intentional. He intentionally
delivered it standing right next to me. This is deeply I fart king am
offended by this. Like if thefar king is offended, you know it
was bad, That's what I mean. But wouldn't I mean, wouldn't I
almost felt like saying something like whoaeasy guy? Like what are you doing?

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You just don't do that? Itviolated some sort of code of ethics
in there, doesn't matter if itdidn't maybe didn't have a smell, Like
I didn't sit around there sniff andlong to let you know, standing there,
I'm assuming you would have. Ifeel like I probably held my breath
the entire way out. I feellike I was the victim of a hate
crid. Well, what's going tohappen now when you see him like in
the hallway, I he he justlike, never look at him again.

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I don't know. And to me, somebody that can stand there and do
that clearly has no regard for anything. Clearly you don't care. He see
me in the hallway and he probablyhas never thought about it again. You
have to be that kind of personto do that. Just no regard.
And who was it? Should wegive him a shout out? I don't
know his name, that's the thing. Seen him around the building many times.

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I don't know who I don't knowwho he is. I just know
he works here, and I knowthat I was actim of attacks. I
was a victim of assault. Andit's not okay Graham. I think we
should go to h Arlie. Weshould escalate this matter seriously. If you
see something, say something at therule, smell something, say something the
thing right, Yeah, just theaudacity of just the audacity of this guy.

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You don't do that. The JVshow on Wild nine nine, Hi,
cheaty my headphones on the Cheety madeit in. She was stuck in
some traffic there in the Bay Bridge. Good morning, good morning. It
is well that he for nine ofthe base number one hit music station.
Hi Buddy Graham over there, Hey, really quick. I want to say

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Happy Mother's Day. I know thata lot of like I'm Mexican, so
today's like Mexican Mother's Day. Butthere's a lot of that celebrate today as
well, So happy Mother's Day.If you are celebrating today. Before we
officially kick off our cool Er notlist, well, I guess we can
make this part of it cool ornot. Gen Z and Millennials prefer Mexican
food over It's Halian food. Coolcool. I think it's cool too.

(08:11):
I like Mexican food well, Ilike I eat a lot of Italian food,
but Mexican food is the one thingthat I can never like get sick
of them. I can get eatit every day for the rest of my
life and just be totally fine.Agreed. I feel like you can end
up eating a lot of Italian foodand pastas and stuff more out of convenience
because it's easy to cook at home. Pasta's pretty easy. It's pretty hard

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to screw up, you know.But if you had your choice of,
yeah, what would you eat dayin and day out going forward, It's
Mexican food. It's not even close. So much variety too, It's just
so good. I just I justlove food. It says that millennials and
gen z prefer Mexican and Chinese foodthough, because it suits their get up
and go culture. I can seethat tacos on menus and restaurants is increased

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by twenty four percent. It's gotto be a bigger than that. Over
the past ten years, Ramen's placementon menus has increased from point nine percent
to two point nine In the pastdecade, we're seeing a lot more Ramen.
Pizza, however, dropped from thirtyseven percent of menus. Wow,
don't get rid of pizza though.I love people love pizza, I think,

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but when you go to a restaurantand they have like a little pizza
section, are you really ordering pizzafrom there? Generally not see me either,
So I mean this makes complete senseto me. Sometimes you look at
a restaurant and then and then suddenlyyou turn the menu and then they have
a pizza section. It's like you'redoing too much here. Just pick one
thing. If you're a pizza place, make the best pizzas, stay and
stay in your lane. I hatewhen a restaurant has too many different types

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of food. It's like, well, what what kind of restaurant am I
getting a steak here? Or oh, flatbreads, which are fancy word for
pizza, just pick one. Idon't even consider that like real pizza.
Like, if I want pizza pizza, I'm going to like round table or
yeah, mountain or something like that. Mike's my boy. I love I

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like Magic Mike him also my boy. All right, so that's that's cool.
I guess right, yes, Grandma, don't you throw it in?
All right? What do you thinkcool or not? This is a little
joke. I think my son Ford, who's five years old. I think
he came up with this on hisown, and he thinks it's the funniest
thing in the world. He tellsme I'm his butt lure, so I

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have to wipe his butt. Ilike the joke. I'll say cool on
the joke is funny, old,Yeah, can you ever say that?
Guy? Yeah? I thought itwas very clever that he came up with
that. But joke's on me becausethis kid's been doing his own wiping for

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a long time, right, andnow suddenly I'm getting brought back into the
mix and he's like he he lovesthe joke, but then he's serious about
it. At the end he's like, yeah, okay, so you know
do it. Like no, I'mnot your butt l I don't want to
do it. Takes us further andjust starts demanding you do like everything for

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him, like dad, and hehits a bell and like rings it whenever
he needs something. Yeah. Imean kids are more or less like that,
just just minus the bell. God. They yell at you to do
everything. You're like, you haveyou can do this, you have up.
I think it's cool. Um,what do you guys think cool or

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not? I'm driving on a eightythere's like hella big rigs like always.
One of them sends a rock flyingstraight into my driver's side window, completely
cracks it all my brand new Fordon the driver's side window. Yes,
how must have scared the hell outof you. I didn't even know what
happened. I heard a noise.I was like, oh was that?

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And it wasn't until I got homeand I was like, oh my god,
the window is completely cracked. AndI couldn't help but think if my
window was rolled down and the thingcame and like poked me in the I
like I would be eyelids or something. Yeah, I mean you would have
taken that would have hurt legitimately.If it's coming of rocks going that hard,
it's crack in the side the sidewindow, there's got to be I

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wonder if it was all the rainand then all the potholes. Because my
wife took a rock off her windshieldthe other day. Another crack. I
mean, wow, we are bothour windshields now are just riddled with We've
gotten a few, but I thinkthere's got to be some major uptick in
the number of rocks cracking windshields inthe Bay Area. You think, like

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the rain, the water made it. There's just more loose material on the
roads because it just happens way waytoo often. Right now, that would
make sense. So not cool?Well, I mean cool that happened to
you and not me. But notcool. You mean you just said your
windshield all cracked up too. Yeah. I haven't gotten one recently, and
most of mine have like stayed brilledto least small, and they haven't you

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know, the crack hasn't started expanding. It's like you see like the little
circle where the rock hit and thenit had. It's like an X like
rocks like across the entire window.Yeah, so mad. None of mine
have advanced to that mind full state. Small. I don't know how thank
thanks wow, yeah, thanks guyDaddy, Yeah, thank you sky Daddy.
What do you think cool or not? Sorry? I have a lot

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of toilet related content this morning.I just put that out there. But
I read yesterday about how SFO they'regoing to start testing all the airplane sewage
to track COVID variants. Oh mygosh. Cool. I mean not if
you're the person that has to collectit from the plane. But I mean
not cool for two reasons. One, this is somebody's job yea, which

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sucks. I feel for you,but too Why at this point, Well,
as we learned during the pandemic,testing wastewater is one of the most
accurate predictors of disease, nuts isor anything coming into an area. I
saw that the World Health Organization declaredis no longer like a global health emergency.

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Everyone's kind of just moved on,like why now, except that don't
you want to know what diseases arecoming into the Bay Area? And what
better place to figure out what's arrivingthan testing air coming in auto plane.
I mean, everyone think it's genius. They started monitoring wastewater and all like
the different district you know a lotof the different sewer districts or whatever you

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call him in the Bay area tokeep trying, you know, keep a
handle on things. I think thisis really smart. All right, all
right, I think. I meanagain, I don't want I feel bad
for heever's job. It is doyou want to go do it? No?
No? Thank you? Um itis Waldany for nine with Britney Spears.
Next on the JV Show, Iwant to talk about a influencer who
ate herminiscus. Oh The JV Showon Wild Naldi for nine, the Bay's

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number one hit music station, TheJV Show on a Wednesday. Um,
we were talking about the Balls andDolls guy. Uh huh. He hits
us up every once in a whileon the talk back, and I mentioned
yesterday because by the way, theBalls and Dolls that's his dodgeball team.
But yeah, so he leaves atop back when every he wants to celebrate
a winder even if they don't win, he lets us know how they still

(15:03):
partied afterwards. I love the guy. Yesterday, I was like, what's
his name? We need to knowhis name. This is like, how
buddy, what's his name? Heleft another talk back, Yes he did.
Good morning, Good morning. It'sMama Albert from the Balls and Dolls
team. Thank you guys for beingso amazing. Love listening to you all
every humple morning on the way towork. And today I'm not hungover.

(15:26):
Let's go. Let's go, MamaAlberts okay, as our buddy saying,
we've been yeah, tracking the riseand fall of the Balls Dolls team.
They've had a tumultuous season, nottheir best work, but they he said
yesterday that they are playoff bound somehow, and so we're very excited to see
how they do throughout the playoffs.I love that he's like his energy is

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like exactly what I need this earlyin the morning. All right. So
there's this influencer from Barcelona. Hername is Paula. She's pretty big on
YouTube and Instagram. Anyway, shegot a knee operation following an injury.
Let me know if you guys coulddo this. She says that during the
surgery, she opted for local anesthetic. She wanted to stay awake because she
wanted to watch the surgery in realtime on the screen. Would you guys

(16:11):
want to do that? Because youjust knock me out. I want to
wake up. It's done. Idon't want to remember a thing about about
going through surgery. I get itwould turn my stomach. I think I
think i'd get queasy. I thinkshe says that he used this little camera
and like went through these two holesin her knee, and she's watching and

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he's explaining everything, and she waslike so intrigued. And then after the
doctor asked if she wanted to takeher meniscus home, which is what she
had, you know, operated on, and she's like, you know what,
Yeah, I would like to takeit home. I think I would
too, Yeah you would. Yeah. Keeping at Jo, everybody like,
oh, I'm limping around on crutches. What happened? Well, I had

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to have surgery took my meniscus out. You want to see it? Yeah,
right here? I don't. Idon't like this. That's disgusting.
It's a little it's a little gross. But of all the things that are
getting taken out of you, whichcould be organs or like tumors and cysts
and stuff, a little meniscus,it's just a little piece of cartilage,
Like, that's got to be theleast one of the least gross things that's
getting removed from you. Gross,it's still gross. So but anyways,

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she's with you, Graham. Shewanted to take it home. He put
it, the doctor put it intoa small container and like filled it with
alcohol to preserve it and whatnot.Huh, she says. A week later,
she and her boyfriend were having aconversation and jokingly she mentions that she
wanted to eat her removed cartilage,her mermonscus, because it was a part

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of her and she wanted to enterback into her body. Okay, okay,
So then she made I don't it'sa blaise and she put it in
there and she like chopped it up, and yeah, she didn't get into
that those details of how she youknow, fixed it up. She put

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it in there and they ate it. How big? How big is a
meniscus? It doesn't matter. Itdoes come out of her knee and she
put it in her recipe and ateit. Well, I'm disgusting. Some
people eat their fingernails and their boogers. I mean, I'd rather eat a
meniscus than those two things. I'drather eat my nails. Yeah, say

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what, honest, your nails havebeen picking and scratching all kinds of gross
stuff. Your meniscus just been floatingarounding your knee. Your knee hasn't been
like an inside part of you likeit, do you know what I mean?
Like it was all in there,all slimy and stuff and all slow.
It's like very it's very Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, I was thinking that.
I'm like, I think she needsto be seen it is. Yeah,

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I mean, this isn't normal behavior. I'm just saying, of all
the things that could come out ofyou that you're going to eat, that
probably be anything that comes out thatwould be higher up on my list of
like okay, I could deal withthat seriously. Of all the things in
your insides, anything that's part oflittle cartilage, it just seems very tough
though, Like, yes, yeah, texture, I cannot do it.

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Aren't you the same guy to lendit into a smoothie or something, The
same guy who was so disgusted atwomen eating there of after birth? What
is it with yes, Selena?So again, of all the things that
could come out of you, aplacenta and a little dinky piece of cartilage.
They are not even in the samesolar system of grossness. They're not

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even they are so far apart.Have you seen what a placenta looks like?
And have you seen what a teenytiny little it does not look like
beef turkey for you, Okay,when it comes out, it does not
look anything like beef jerkey. Nothing, zero resemblance to the jerky. Trust
me, don't be smirched the goodname of beef jerky, because I love
beef jerkey. Don't ruin it.Well, don't be smirched the good name
of placentas. Yeah, I'm justsaying they don't. They're they're terrifying looking.

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They are. They're horrifying. Andif you want to encapsulate it later
and eat it was as supplements,more power to you. But if you
can't eat that thing right when itcame out with a fork and a knife,
disgusting, okay, and a littleteensy piece of cartilage out of your
needle, I don't. I don'tcare how big. It's not in the

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same solar system, knee, it'sit's exactly the same amount of grossness with
me. I am thank you.They're not. I'm gonna I'm gonna show
you a picture of each and youhave to pick one to eat, and
one thousand percent of people are goingto pick a little piece of cartilage.
Coming up inside Today's How is Trendingat the fifty five's Drake has had enough

(20:37):
of our shenanigans. He's officially leavingthe United States. I have details coming
up the JV show on Wild ninetynine. I'm just eating nasty meat.
You gotta stop doing that. Itthrows me off what I'm talking about,
you nat meat. It's Valvety fornine the Bays and number one hit music
station. If a birthday shout outbefore we officially kick off Today's How It's

(20:57):
trending. Oh oh, I doHi. This is this is me reading,
not me saying hi to you guys. This is what they the message
says this Hi, longtime listener.I'm sliding into your DMS to ask if
you can get my son Cash abirthday shout out. He's turning nine years
old and he would think it's socool. We live in Cathedral City,
it's near Palm Springs and we listento you guys every morning. Thanks so

(21:19):
much, love you guys, Missj V and Natasha, thanks again and
you guys rock all caps. Andthat's from Cynthia. So happy ninth birthday
to Cash. I love the nameCash. That's what Cash was what we
were going to name. If wedidn't name my son Ford, his name
was going to be Cash. Reallyyeah, I didn't know. I never

(21:40):
knew that well, we were goingto name though. He looks like a
four. That's what I mean.That's how it all works out. But
you know my middle my you know, Selena, A little known fact for
my middle name is Cassidy, andhis name was going to be Cassidy,
but called Cash. Interesting, butthen we went before then one day my
wife will go, She's like,you know what Ford for what it is?
And I okay, love it.What a good husband. It's all

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the stuff you need to know,what's hotted, music, movies, shows,
and the most talked about stories happeningtoday in the Bay. So Drake
has had enough of our shenanigans.He is leaving the United States here,
get out of here, don't caretake like beat it. So he just
listed his Beverly Hills estates for eightyeight million dollars. Good god, WoT

(22:29):
seven million. Yeah, it's gotseven bedrooms, thirteen bathrooms, canyon city
and ocean views, and eleven cargarage, an elevator, wine cellar,
a jim a game room, whatpoolhouse. Now, this is the last
of his properties here in the UnitedStates, and a source says that he
has no other plans to buy moreproperty here anytime soon, which means once
he gets this massive property off ofhis hands, his only residence is going

(22:53):
to be in Toronto, So he'llbe back to Canada. See or go
back to Canada. Don't care herein the description of that house, why
would you ever leave and go anywhere? I would never I would never want
to leave my house. Everything therethat you could ever imagine doing is right
there at your fingertips, plus themost incredible view ever. Yes, but

(23:15):
have you seen his estates in Toronto? This is the one that was in
like architectural digest, if that's whatit's called, like, it's crazy,
worth way more money, worth waymore than eighty eight million dollars the house
in Toronto. Yes, you haveto live in Canada. That should deduct
twenty million. Right there, theyhave winter there Selena, brutal, brutal

(23:40):
winter and you could be living inBeverly Hills with a view of the ocean,
an eleven car garage. Yeah,you know, swimming pools and basketball
courts, and this one is wortha hundred million dollars. Geez, GQ
says, I don't know. GQsays one hundred and fifty million. I
don't know, but a lot ofreports say it's worth one hundred million dollars.

(24:03):
It's crazy. You need to golook it up. It's insane.
Wow, it's insane, all right. So it's Taylor Swift releasing a memoir.
Swifties are convinced that Taylor's going tobe releasing a book this summer.
On July ninth, because there wasa video posted by an independent bookstore in
New York where the owner shared histheory about his secret Taylor book coming out
in July, and then that videowas quickly taken down, supposedly at the

(24:26):
request of the publisher. So nowSwifties are convinced that it's Taylor behind this
secret book that she doesn't want anyonetalking about or knowing about. And of
course they did some digging and theyfound evidence in supports that Taylor's coming out
with the book so the mystery bookis scheduled to be released on July ninth.
Right, July ninth happens to bethe date. Here we go,

(24:48):
We're going to find a connection toanything that's ever been related to Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift once took a breath onexactly this time. Contracted Taylor recently
made an announcement about Speak Now Taylor'sversion, and she specifically called that date
out in this announcement. She alsosaid, dear reader, people think that

(25:10):
could be a reference to a bookthe Taylor Swift like. Remember they laid
out like a fourteen point system ofall the reasons that her album was going
to be named something or drop ona certain day. Yeah, and then
it didn't happen. It just flatout didn't happen. We were all convinced
because they, you know, theSwifties that typed up this whole book.

(25:30):
You know, they've written out allthe research and here's why every little thing,
and it all lines up and thisis going to happen. And then
it just didn't. All faith inall their predictions and weird buddy like that.
Yeah, this is different though,So this secret book that Swifties think
Taylor is putting out is five hundredforty four pages long, and five plus

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four plus four is thirteen. Everyoneknows thirteen is Taylor's a favorite number.
It's her lucky number. Also onJune thirteen, that's when the book's type
is going to be released. Ohwow. It's also been thirteen years since
Speak Now was released. And itis also the fact that this book is
coming out with no promotion and thepublisher expects it to be big, probably

(26:14):
because it's Taylor behind it. Yep, I agree. By the way,
by the variety says it's not Taylor, Britneys and Taylor's not putting out a
book. This is really from somesome publishers, some completely different author.
But the book is going to bea bestseller just based off rumors that people
think it's Taylor, which it's not. It's really Britney Spirits allegedly. Yeah.

(26:36):
Yeah, stay out of Britney's lane. This is Britney's thing. Yeah
yeah, let Britney her shine.Yeah, the memoir lane. Yeah,
Graham, what do you have?All right, Well, it's not the
position the Warriors wanted to find themselvesin after four games of their series with
the Lakers, but it's where weare at and every game going forward is
now an elimination game. The Lakerslead the series three games to one.
It's best to seven. Game fiveis tonight at Chase Center, and being

(26:59):
back at their home court hopefully willprovide a big lift to the team,
as they lost the last two gamesin LA and they were just atrocious on
the road in the regular season,but they dominated all season along at Chase
Center. So we'll see if theycan flip this series and get a little
momentum back going their way. It'sgetting embarrassing. Later this morning, we

(27:19):
do need to discuss if we aregoing to be pulling out all the stops
to do whatever we on the JVShow can to aid the Tea to propel
them to victory, because we havea couple of tools up our sleeve that
I've up until this time basically beenfoolproof. Anyways, tonight's game tip off
six o'clock, So get ready,get ready. Oh, I'm trying to

(27:40):
be hopeful, trying to be butI'm like really nervous. But yeah,
so let's discuss if we do anythingto propel them Warriors chance. Yeah,
maybe eight o five this morning we'lldiscuss that further next though. On the
JV Show, we do want totalk more about the Warriors because Graham,
you said that there's a corgy that'sbeen predicted seeing the outcomes of these games.

(28:02):
Yeah, and this might be goodnews. Okay, we'll do that
next the JV Show on Wild cheatyin here just pounding a monster energy drink
in the morning. You like youlike a teenage boy. Is she wearing

(28:22):
ax body spray too? No,it's all I had in my car.
I needed it. You're pounding amonster. You can play some Xbox during
the next commercial break. Maybe it'spay for nine the base number one hit
music station. Thank you so muchfor hanging out with us the JV Show.
I'm Selena and I'm cheating two ofthe talk backs. Good morning to

(28:45):
the base number one hit music station. JV's show. Just downloaded this iHeartRadio
app figuring out how to record itand say hello and good morning. It's
Joe pal Al checking in from Alcatrash. Usually here on a Tuesday, but
I am here on a Wednesday,So happy Wednesday. And guess what I'm
tuned into the JVS on Alcatraz.Yeah, do you think he like he

(29:11):
works out there. Is he wonthe last prisoners still? Yeah, maybe
maybe maybe works on a tour outthere. Yeah, that's where he's checking
in from al from Alcatraz. Interesting, do they have like security there still?
They do daily tours there. There'speople there that work there on the
island. Early for an Alcatraz tourthough, seven o'clock in the morning,

(29:33):
you'd be surprised. Yeah. Ithink there's like one at eight am or
something. So there's a people aregoing out to Alcatraz tours. They see
there's so much stuff to do.No, I get it, I get
it. That's actually one of thespots that I haven't got the really bad
if you've never been to Alcatraz.I mean, I'm like a fourth grade
field trip. But we didn't getoff and like take a tour of it.

(29:56):
What do you mean? The boatjust went around it and they we
took to there and like came back. Oh, that's born. That's not
going to remember when. Yeah,I drove across the Golden Gate Bridge and
I looked out at Alcatraz. Idon't say I've been to Alcatraz. Now,
you have to have walked around onthere present. I want to be
you neither. You haven't been either. It's wrong with you. I don't

(30:18):
know. And it's not funny because, like a couple of months ago was
my first time going down the GoldenGate Bridge too, So what there's so
much stuff I haven't tried. Howlong have you lived in the area?
Is happening around? It's a littlelike when you're from here that came very
tourist see exactly the Golden Gate it'slike it's out of major freeway. Yeah,
but it's out of my way.Do I ever have to go that

(30:40):
way bridge? I guess that's true. But how often do you take the
Dumbarton Bridge? Is never? Exactly, But that's because it's the dumb Barton
Bridge. What about the Golden GateBridge, one of the most iconic bridges
on the planet. How many timesdo you take the Golden Gate Bridge?
Graham? How many times have Idriven across the gold Gate Bridge? Thousands?
But her face that way, Yeah, it doesn't make sense for us.

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I'm just saying it's still the factacross. All right, we have
one more talk about guys. Hi. This shout out is for Graham.
I just want to say I appreciateyou always bringing the sports news to the
show because that's where I get allmy sports information, and I use all

(31:25):
that information to be able whole conversationswith clients and other people. So it
makes me look like I know whatI'm talking about. So thank you,
Graham. Keep it up, becauseI need my news on the baby.
I appreciate the shout out. See, there's a couple of things I know,
sports farts, weather, and inconversation with clients, are you talking

(31:51):
about mildly accurate sports news? Fartnews? Grahams guy weather to be on
that way, I just stick toUh. I blame Mike Nico. He's
in Kansas City now or something.ABC got a new weather guy. Yeah,
I can't think of his name,tongue something. There you go.

(32:15):
Yeah, Drew tumas my guy.Now. All right, so let's continue
to talk Warriors because supposedly there's acorgy that's predicting the outcome of these games.
Yeah, and people are really reallylocked into this dog's predictions. She
makes them on TikTok. If youwant to see her, uh, if
you want to see her prediction forthis series, which Warriors fans, just

(32:35):
to let you know, really reallygood news because so far this little corgy,
her name's Lelo. She's accurately predictedall the games correctly so far.
So she did an entire seven gameseries prediction for this. Now what what
you do? What she does?And if you want to see her,
it's up at the javyshow dot com. She stands at the top of the
stairwell in this house and they puttwo like baskets that are halfway down the

(33:01):
stairs, and they each have thelogo from one says the Lakers, one
says the Warriors. They throw aninflatable ball up to her and she bounces
it with her nose and sometimes itgoes straight into one of the baskets.
Sometimes it kind of bounces down thestairs and goes in. And so each
ball that goes into one of thebaskets, they count that as a win
a prediction for the teams. Soso far, she got each game correctly.

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Game one, Lakers, Game two, Warriors, then Lakers Lakers,
and as the prediction goes on againyou can watch this. She has Warriors
winning in seven. We need that. I don't care how many games takes,
as long as we win that.She's been nicknamed Steph Furry. I
like the name. Do you guysthink this prediction is going to come true?

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Because, like I said, alot of people are putting stock in
this, like this dog has gottennailed all the games right so far,
and Warriors will win in seven.Steph Fury, I can just tell,
has a gift exactly that Steph Furyhas gone all the games thus far correctly.
Yeah. I think that she knowswhat she's doing. Yeah. She

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also had the Lakers full about this. She also had the Lakers beating the
Grizzlies in six games in the previousseries. Apparently she's predicted some hockey games
right. Also, one of thefirst round hockey playoff series, she had
the Carolina Hurricanes beating the Islanders insix games. So, look, it's

(34:35):
not some big stretch to say Warriorsin seven right now, because if the
Warriors were to win the series,it would have to be in seven games.
Yeah, but are you guys onboard Warriors in seven? I am?
I am? I am after this. You know, before before this,
I was kind of feeling down andI'm not really sure of this.
But Steph Fury coming through with theprediction, I think she's onto something.

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I'm really excited for tonight's game.And then also at eight oh five,
do we even need to do achant? Do we even discuss it?
If Steph Fury says we're going towin regardless, I think we should.
That's what I mean. That's whyI kind of wanted to bring this up
now before later in the show wediscuss whether or not we need to do
the Warriors chant because it has alreadybeen predicted. This is set, it's
set in stone, its Steph Fury. Yeah, let you know Warriors and

(35:19):
seven. Yeah, but what ifthe prediction happens because of our chant?
Right? What if we have todo it and Steph Curry predicted us to
tell them to get that win?Well, we can talk about it more,
but I'm leaning towards we pull outall the stops, get that w
tonight and then let Steph Fury takeover. All right. Well we so

(35:39):
we'll discuss that a little a littlelater because we do have to move forward.
The JV Show on Wild nine nineIt is well today for nine,
the Bays number one hit music station. The JV Show on a Wednesday,
Good Morning JAV Show, I wasgonna ask you guys, what's your guys.
Thoughts on Bobart Janio at age seventynine, having his seventh baby,

(36:04):
Um responsible responsible. My first thoughtwas you, yeah, same here,
Like I think it's irresponsible. Imean it's you should be excited, a
little bundle of joy. And I'msure this kid will always be taking care
of financially and I'm not not gonnahave to worry about that. But I
think you would trade every dollar outthere for having a dad in your life,

(36:27):
for having time with him, timewith your dad, and I'm sure
you know they'll I just hope thathe ever gets to play catch with a
little timmy or I don't know ifI don't know what, I don't know
if he had a boy or agirl, but doesn't doesn't matter. You
just hope that you get that timewith your parents. And I know it's
kind of sad, but still mymain thought is you yeah, both parties?

(36:47):
Why goodness? Oh? I readmore and more articles you know readers
digest that's say, you know,the love life only heats up as you
get old. I'm not. I'mnot worried about that. Part of it
is more just I feel bad.I feel bad for the kid. Yeah,
but also it alright, Graham,So somebody was photoshopping the pictures on

(37:12):
Tinder. Okay, this shouldn't bethat surprising. But so this woman says
she spotted her ex boyfriend on Tinderand was like, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Wait a second, thisis a different picture, because she says
she took this picture of him backwhen they were together, and then she
sees the same picture. Well it'snot the same picture because she said he
quote photoshopped the hell out of it. He changed the lighting, he gave

(37:37):
himself a more chiseled jaw line,lighter facial hair, and even different colored
eyes. And she's like, he'sa good looking guy. Didn't need to
go through all this, And shesays, boy, I feel so sorry.
The girl that shows up for aday with him is going to be
totally gutted when they see the realdeal. Now look, And now the
comments were backing her up because shekind of showed a little side by siding,

(37:59):
yes, he did look showed thereal picture. Yes he did look
significantly different, and I'll admit thephotoshop he got more handsome, he got
better looking. But in the comments, people were backing her up, like,
oh man, this is a totalcatfish. But I just have to
throw the challenge flag because isn't thiswhat happens on dating sides, particularly amongst

(38:23):
females with the filterses and the wellis it not the exact same thing.
It is the exact same thing,but it's more surprising for whatever reason when
you hear of a man doing it, because I thought I thought guy just
didn't care and it is what itis. I mean, would you take

(38:45):
the timeout to photoshop a picture,Graham, if you were on a dating
site? No, no, youjust yea, how is it going to
make me better? Look if I'mat the pinnacle? Now okay, but
here I guess to my greater pointhere of the double standard. If a
man ever did this to his exand tried to put her on blastom,

(39:06):
was like, look, here's apicture of her with no makeup, and
this is what she really looks like. And look at her photoshop picture on
tender that I just came across,And I feel bad for whatever guy because
he is going to be gutted whenhe shows up against that's the real deal.
Everyone would be like, oh,everybody would just destroy this guy,
like that is so wrong. Butwhen a woman does it to a guy

(39:29):
doing the exact same thing, Everyone'slike, oh yeah, what a catfish.
Well that's just awful. He's theworst. He should never do that,
please explain. But it does justseem so much worse when a guy
is like being made to a woman. I would say that his ex girlfriend
is kind of messed up for that, like why are you get funny?

(39:51):
But also people that go on thesefirst dates and then you're you're shocked,
this person looks nice? Do younot FaceTime before you meet up? Like
that is like step one? Likeyou message on the app, you text,
you FaceTime and see if it goesfrom there, and sometimes it leads
to nothing, but then you're notwasting your time actually meeting up with somebody.
Good point I didn't know, cheatyis that with are those the logical

(40:14):
steps and online dating? Because I'venever done that, I don't know that.
I think if I was chatting withsomebody on there and was like,
hey, let's meet up at thisplace for drink and see how it goes,
I don't know that there would bea FaceTime call in there prior I
would just think like, oh,here's somebody I'm attracted to we've we've both
swiped on each other whatever, andlet's meet up and have a drink.
And then when I showed up,I'd be like, yeah, that actually

(40:37):
know what I thought. Yeah,I'm totally gutted you wouldn't FaceTime somebody first.
I never FaceTime somebody before before thedate. But yeah, FaceTime.
To me, it seems like morelike as the relationship progressed, like Okay,
now we're like, we're now we'retalking a lot. The date did

(40:59):
well, Now we want to withyou, we want to talk a lot.
Now we're going to face time FaceTime, Like as a first date,
it's like you want to like youwant to make sure the person's really who
they say they are. You knowthat is true? The first this mart
I just never done an Yeah,I don't know that. I would just
me, I don't know. Allright, let's get you in the mix
here with Magic Matt the JV Showon Wild ninety nine. Whoa, It's

(41:19):
Magic Matt and it makes there.Thank you Matt Matthew hit the Bays and
number one hit music station on aWednesday. This is the JAV Show.
Let's bring on where's my Phones?Here? It is, let's bring on
Sydney. Good morning, Sydney,good morning. How are you? We
are great? You've got William andJordan with you? Are you guys on
the way to school? Where youheaded? We are on the way to
school? Nice? And how oldare William and Jordan? Are? All

(41:45):
right? Now? I gotta turnthis over to Graham. Are we allowing
them to play the JAV show youup Nope game together? Or is it
just mom? That's well as longas William and Jordan are being honest to
not googling answers. I need honestto you in that car, Sydney,
honest? Can you promise that?Okay, this is the JV show you
have Nope game? We are goingto ask you four questions. Okay,

(42:07):
Now, you only got to getthree correct, three out of four and
you went tickets to see Big TimeRush August seven at the Shoreline. This
is courtesy of Live Nation. Allright, guys, here's question number one.
A Philly is a female of whatkind of animal that is less than
four years old? Philly? APhilly? No idea. I've never heard

(42:34):
of a Philly before. Oh god, I never heard like she's a wild
Philly? Never heard well found four. I don't know, get something,
Gordon, A dear, I don'tthink that's a good guess. You were
close kind of what they have fourlegs, it's a horror horse. A

(42:59):
Philly is a horse never cheety shakingher heads. Lena's shaking her head.
That whole car a load of peopleshaking their head. No, No,
nobody's heard of a pill before.Yes, Graham in the bathroom, feel
like I'm feel like that. Alot of people knew what a Philly is?
All right? Question number two?What unit of measurement is used to

(43:21):
describe the weight of a diamond?Y? Yeah, all right, all
right, you're still in the game. Here, here's question number three.
In twenty eleven, this NBA playerwho was part of one of the most
infamous brawls in league history, changedhis name to Meta World Peace. What
was his name before that? Oh? God? What you have at No?

(43:49):
Not today? Malice at the palace. He's punching people in the crowd.
He was known for always being kindof a bad boy on the court,
real tough guy, and then hebecame Meta World Piece. I'm gonna
go with Dennis Rodman. It's nota bad guest, though, Run our

(44:14):
test. Yes, run, ourtest became meta world piece and now he's
meta. He changed it again.Well, he's he took his wife's last
name. I think, and Ithink it's now I think that. I
think all all husband shut. Ithink his name is now meta Ford hyphenated
our test, Meta Ford, ourtest. He's doing too much. Sit

(44:34):
down. He took his wife's nameas part of it. For her name
first. I mean it's kind ofgroundbreaking. All right, question number four,
Graham, all right, your fourthand final question. The peach emoji
is most commonly used to represent whatbody parked. I heard somebody back there
saying it, right, Jordan,Jordan, How would you know that?

(45:00):
Jordan? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how to learn that
one, Jordan. Have you everused that emoji before? No, I'm
gonna be checking her film. Goodgood, good good good. Um.
So you got two out of fourand I hate to break it to you.
You did not win the JV showyou have Nope, game you should
have. You would have had toget three correct to win. Um.

(45:22):
But Sydney, we really enjoy talkingto you, playing with you. I'm
gonna put you on hold. Don'thang up. Want to let everyone know
that that was the JV show.Ye have Nope game. We do it
every morning of at this time seventhirty five and you can always go back
down with the game. Listen backplay along again anytime on the always free
iHeartRadio apps. Have never heard ofa Philly Philly Never, It's like shocking

(45:45):
to no. Absolutely, my mindis blown. Quick remind are coming up
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(46:07):
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that's at seven fifty this morning.It's all the stuff you need to know
what's hot in music, movies,shows, and the most talked about stories
happening today in the Bay. Wow. So Doja Kat just admitted that their

(46:28):
last two albums were cash grabs.She was on Twitter. I know she
was on Twitter last night reflecting onher last two albums that were released in
twenty nineteen and twenty twenty one,and she said Planet Her and Hot Pink.
Those are the album names. We'recash grabs, and y'all fell for
it. Now I can go disappearsomewhere and touch grass with my loved ones

(46:49):
on an island while y'all weep formediocre pop. Those are my favorite albums.
Yeah, I love those ones.I think, well, then get
the hell out of here. Wellshe is, she's an be on an
island with her she made, shegot rich off those cash grabs she did.
Yeah, but don't try to comeback then. I think I'm kind
of offensive to fans that spend theirhard ear in dollars. I mean,
everybody's struggling financially. We're going tospend our hard earned dollars seeing you in

(47:13):
concert and buying your album or yoursongs, and you're just like a jokes
on you. Now I'm rich andI'm gonna go I'm gonna go live with
my family and basically retire, andI don't need you. I don't need
you or your money. But Ibut I wonder if it was more her
trying to prove that this is whathappens once you know in this industry,
you go mainstream and now it's thelabel and management telling you which direction in
music's gonna go, even if it'snot you, and it's a cash grab

(47:36):
on their part because people are pointingout, listen to her own music before
these albums, before she got thisbig, Yeah, she didn't sound like
that. It wasn't the same popmusic. That was songs and stuff like
I'm a cow Yeah, But shehad like actually yeah before before that now,
So I mean, I get itthat it's a nice little commentary on
the record label. Send us ina letter to the record labels, and

(47:59):
yeah, take it out on them, but it sounds too much like you're
taking it out. I also thinkthe fans. I think some of her
fans were kind of a little upsetthat she was going to all rap for
this next album. So I thinkthat was also like a big f you
to like, I can do morethan just pop music. Okay, sorry
fans, but you guys need toaccept her versatilia. I think happened Wynicki

(48:22):
Minaj when she was fully pop andpeople were calling her a cellout and she's
like, I want to get moreto you know what I love doing and
how I came up, which wasmore of the hip hop and rap stuff,
and I think people will just acceptit. It's going to be different,
but you'll still if you're a fanof her, you're gonna like it.
So there's a man claiming to bejay Z's son. You can go
to the jabshow dot com and seethe picture of him, see if you

(48:44):
notice any resemblance. He's a thirtyyear old guy named Ramier, claiming Jays's
dad. He says Jay and hismom were in a relationship in the early
nineties before jay Z became a globalmegastar, and by the time he was
born, Jane Wanda weren't together,prompting her to list her childhood sweetheart on
the birth certificate as the dad.Um Ramer, who by the way,

(49:06):
is an aspiring rapper, says thathis mom told him that Jay was his
real dad when he was about eightyears old, and now he's been on
a mission to just to have jayZ acknowledge him as his son. So
now he's filed to Core order totry to get jay Z to take a
DNA test, and he's not goingto stop until justice is served. What
do you think. I think thatthey look exactly the same we do,

(49:29):
but I can't help but feel likethis is a cash grab. Yeah,
but he's not the first one tosay that Jays's dad, and eventually they
just come out and or they justdisappear, you know what I mean,
Like you're you're an aspiring rapper.Yeah, but then take the test,
and let's just take the test andget it over with. Hopefully the judge

(49:51):
orders it. There's some sort ofevidence to suggest that maybe he is,
then we take the paternity test boom, and if it is it's not,
then you know, I would saythey would have to be it ince first
to say that this is even apossibility, because moms saying that it is,
that doesn't mean. I mean,if jay Z had to sit and
take a DNA test for every personthat came out of nowhere and said that
he was dad, doesn't have tobe something to prove, like that you

(50:14):
even knew her or something. Maybemom's got receipts. If she does,
then fine, but if not,then leave him out of this. He's
a busy guy. I'm just saying, you think there's a chance that like
many male celebrities out there somewhere,especially back in that day, uh huh.
But it's a lot going on.Yeah, it's possible, but I
would need to see that this iseven a possibility before we drive him into

(50:37):
look alike they do. They doso at jashow dot com. Graham,
what do you have a right?In true Oakland A's fashion, the team
seems to really have no clue whatthe hell they're doing with this move to
Las Vegas. A couple of weeksago, the team announced, you know,
hey, we're leaving. We're leavingthe Bay Area, and we've got
this forty nine acre site near AllegianceStadium where the Raiders play. We're going

(50:58):
to build our one point five billiondollars stadium there. It's going to be
great. And then we kind ofquickly learned that Vegas then really agreed to
providing the over five hundred million dollarsin public funding that the A's needed to
get the stadium built. Well,now the team is saying, no,
no, no, we're guys,we're kidding about that. We're not going
to build on that piece of land. We're instead going to build on a

(51:19):
different site at the south end ofthe Vegas Strip, where currently the Tropicana
Hotel and Casino sits. I guessthey're going to demoli The plan is that
they're going to team up with Valleyson this. They're going to demolish that
old hotel casino it is, it'soldness. Yeah, it's been aging for
quite some time. And then they'regoing to build right there. And this
one will only require three hundred andninety five million dollars from the public.

(51:44):
Again, nothing's been passed in LasVegas to say that this money is going
to be provided, and the A'sare sort of the problem is, you
have a lot of fans whose heartstringsare being tugged out, who are thinking,
well, maybe this deal's going tofall through and maybe they'll end up,
but do you even really want himto stay at this point? Just
take this train wreck and go somewhereelse. Thank you, Graham the JV

(52:07):
Show on Wild. Okay, solet's let's discuss this now. Okay,
the Warriors are down in the series. Ye playing tonight three games to one,
yep, yep. But there areplaying tonight against the Lakers, must
win game, the must win gamejust to keep us alive. Okay,
now, are we doing the chant? Yeah, we do anything to try

(52:30):
to bring good luck to the Warriors. The last thing we want to do
is try to do this and weend up jinxing it. Oh yeah,
that's a good point. But alot of people have been calling for us
on social media to do the Warriorschant. Basically, the Warriors chant propelled
the team to win some of theirI mean, they owe us for some
of their past championship rings literally becauseof us. Anytime we would do it,

(52:51):
the Warriors would pull off a winin a very important playoff game.
And no more important playoff game isarising than the one to night because of
course it is win or go home. So I'm I'm voting that we do
it. Now, this is comingfrom me. You guys call me a
bandwagon fan or whatever. The Warriorsis my second favorite team whatever, But
I'm voting yes. So yes,I third that I vote, So we're

(53:15):
doing it. Okay. Now thequestion is are we sticking with our OG
Warriors chance? I think we haveto. Okay. I pulled a snippet
I found. I found the OGWarriors chant. It has JV on it
and no better source of good luckthan JV. And I feel like we
can play it and we can andfeel free to chance along if you know

(53:37):
it yes, ears right, now, get ready here doing this now?
If if we lose tonights, everyone, I think it's fair to put the
blame on Graham wanting us to dothe bad luck chance. I think everybody
needs to do it in unison throughoutthe Bay. Warriors go, Go,
Go Warriors Go. I could getready to do it all right in your

(54:00):
car. Get ready? Okay,here we go altogether, Go Go Go
Warriors, Warriors go, and that'sis going to win us the championship.
You're welcome. Wait at the endof that, weren't we all supposed to
like pretend like we had something betterto do it? Oh? No,
yeah, you messed it up?Oh no, Selena. Okay, well

(54:23):
well Jinkfully it still works. Hopefullyit still works. We talked earlier about
hold my book quick change my betearlier about a corgy has become of the
games and has been spot on sofar. The corgy says that the Warriors
are going to win not only tonightbut the series. So okay, definitely

(54:43):
change in my bet. Now,what's the new updated line on the game
is now? Go? Selena jinksthe team didn't. Did we try it
again? Maybe we try it againat the end of it, you need
to mumble something that you're too busythat you got to do that day.
Yes, at the end of thechant, cheety, be prepared. Okay,
okay, ready warriors, there's notime. When am I going to

(55:08):
time? They told me they're visitingbook another important and I got it.
I got it. Yeah, nailedit. Okay, that was better.
But now did the double chance?I can't. I mean, we're full
on in Jinks territory. But anyways, to guy wary're positive we are.

(55:30):
Do we have time to play thiswarrior's song? I mean maybe just a
little snippet, and I really reallyreally hope it's clean. I think it
is. We should we wait indouble check. Let's wait double let's wait
and double check the sings. I'mover you're sweating about whether or not I
don't think there are. We needa double check. The last thing we
want to do is jinks the Warriorsand get an FCC fine in the same

(55:52):
break, we're not going to doit. I'm not gonna do that,
So let's play it coming up ina few minutes. Yeah, what's we
double check and make sure there's nocurse words in it? Um next on
the JV Show. I want totalk about a guy though, who's gone
on six hundred first dates. Iwant to ask Cheaty here, could you
date this guy? The JV Showon Wild nine first some talkbacks again,

(56:15):
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questions. I'll the iHeartRadio app.Good Morning, Selena Coore and Cheating,
Good Morning Graham, Shore Boy,Nobody Special. So I'm just waking up.
But what's I watched the park offand I must say, why are
you breathing so hard for supporting?So you just woke up? Do you

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breathe hard when you would just wakeup? Because I don't do if you
have a dream that you're running awayfrom a snake, yeah, okay,
I hate snakes. Graham, youlost, bro, You got disqualified.
I don't care what you say.You hit the stroller, you lost.
You got disqualified. Bro. Itwasn't for that you would have one,
but you were you were too youknow you're too hype man. You gotta

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flowed down, bros. So ifyou have not seen our video that we
posted yesterday, you can go checkit out the javyshow dot com. It
was the jav Show great parallel parkingpark off of twenty three. Yeah,
we set up a little obstacle coursein our parking garage where we had seventeen
feet of parking space m and thenon either side we had a stroller with

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a baby, a baby all thereand we had to parallel park. And
we did this, and it wastime to see who could do it the
fastest. And we did this becauseCHETI is known for leaving or bumpers on
curbs. Yeah, hitting everything.I'm with nobody's special, Graham. You
hit the stroller, you hit thebaby, you lost. You were just
qualified, you would have you wouldhave injured a child. Look, normally,

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I'm always with our boy. It'sme Nobody's special. I think that's
how he said. Anyways, Norman, I'm normally I'm totally with him,
but not in this instance because whenyou watch the video, there's no definitive
video replay evidence that there is alot of in the strollers and cheaty.
I hate to put fingers. Iknow my terrible I went back in the

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spot. You should be focusing onthe rear baby and then the front baby
I thought made its way into thevideo. But when I pant over the
stroller was away far. We don'tknow. That's the point. We just
don't. Please just go watch thevideo of the jab show dot com.

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Something else we were talking about earlierwas Doja Cat saying that her last two
albums were cash grabs and all ofus fans we fell for it. Morny
Gibby show. All I have tosay about Doja du believe her. She
does this all the time. Um. She not too long ago went Instagram
Live and started playing about like twentysongs from a new album, like little

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five ticket snippets, um, andthere was about twenty songs. So no,
homegirl is not done. She's notgoing any where. She just loves
to troll everyone. She is atroller now. I don't think she's going
anywhere. I don't think she's quittingmusic like how she teases. But I
think, and this is known,that she doesn't like the way the industry

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is run at all. You knowthat. Didn't she say that she said
she's leaving, she's gonna go getsome grass in her toes or something.
I don't know what she was.I think she's making music that she wants
to make. Yeah her, Ithink she was more joking like you guys
fell for the cash. Grab theselast two albums. Now you can cry
over the mediocre music, and I'llbe rich on an island somewhere. I

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would I was really leaving to liveon island or anything. Got um okay,
really quick, I want to squeezeus in. There's this guy who
has been on six hundred First Dates. His name is Joey Batista. He
lives in Manhattan. He's a singleguy looking for the one and he is
like all over the dating apps,you know what I mean. He has
connected with hundreds of women on Tinder, Match bumble Hinge. He was even

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in a match dot com commercials Backin twenty seventeen. He was even on
a show called First Dates, NoSorry. He was even on a show
called Kate's Plus Dates where he wenton a date with Kate Goslin. Gosh
is so rand? Kate was eight? Yeah? Yeah her? Does she
still have the haircut with the rememberher haircut was Yeah, it was sort

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of like an original Karen Butt inthe back. Yeah. I think it's
a little I don't know. Ihonestly don't know. I can't imagine her
any other way, So I'm gonnasay us, but he went on six
d first dated first dates, andhe says he's not picky, he's just
honest about what he wants and he'snot gonna settle. I don't know,
six hundred dates, he's picky tome on a first date with this guy?

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No, I feel like that's ared flag. I do too,
total red flag. I feel likehe's also just doing it for probably the
fame of it all. Yeah,because at this point it's it's six hundred
first dates and counting, and it'slike his it's like his thing. He's
the first date guy. He's goingon first date shows plus dates. Yeah,
shut up. At this point,why would anyone agree to still go

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out with him? Knowing like Iwouldn't even waste my time. It's clearly
him. Yeah, and it's clearlyyour odds of being the one if you
were actually interested in this guy.It's very very slim because six hundred women
have gone before you had not asingle one of them have made any inroads
into being in a relationship. TheJV Show on Wild nine nine The JV

(01:01:29):
Show, I'm Selena Graham, I'mcheaty, and I can admit we are
nothing without you. Listening to theJV Show every single morning. Thank you
so much for that. Thank youso much for always talking to us on
Instagram and on Twitter and on Facebookand leaving talkbacks and the iHeartRadio app.
We're just talking about a guy inManhattan who went on six hundred first dates

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and he says he's not being picky, he just knows what he wants your
man, J Show. If you'regoing on six hundred and one dates,
we cannot find one, at leastone. Jesus Christ. I don't know
what's going on with you, butyou figure out some kind of career or
something else, because obviously it ain'tworking for you. Also cheating. You're

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very beautiful. How are you doing, baby? That's a good question.
How are you doing, baby?How are you doing baby? How are
you doing? Yeah? Chet,how are you doing? Yeah? Do
I send? I mean, we'retalking about six hundred first dates, but
how about one first date? That'sall. It takes, just one first
date. How you doing, baby? Feeling I'm feeling sparks flying in the

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studio. I'm feeling the chemistry.Oh whoa, how are you doing baby?
Cheety? Would you like to respond? Come on? Question? Yeah?
I got this thing that you know, I'm kind of busy right now,
so maybe a couple months years,I don't know yet. Well we'll

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probably you think about it later.Wow. So it's a I just I
just can't do that. Like ifI don't know the person, I'd like
to know people and then date them. Would it be you would date Jordan
Pool in a second? Yeah?If he if If that was a talk
back from Jordan Pool, and itmight have been, it kind of sounded
like him and he was like,how you doing, baby, you'd be
like, I'll be there in twominutes. I'm where are you? Literally?

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That's different. Wow. Wow.The JV show on Wild nine for
nine, before we get to today'shot is trending. What's up, jav
crew. This is Richard from Centerfell. I know it's a little late
in the day, but just areminder it's game day or die. Let's

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go, dubs, Let's go whoyou don't believe we got this? Go
see what the Corgi says about thatshow. Ye cam um More talk back,
Graham, Buddy, Selena, Buddy, Cheaty New were buddy. Hey,

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this is your your buddy, Nate. I just want to say you
guys were doing such a great job. Keep it up. I love the
edition of Cheaty. Her laugh isa crack up and it really feels like
the old jav show, like hisspirits in there. So keep it up,
guys. I love you guys.Is all. Thank you, buddy,
Buddy buddy. It's all the stuffyou need to know what's hotting music,

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movies, shows, and the mosttalked about stories happening today in the
Bay. Okay, So I actuallyhave a couple of things on Selena Gomez
before I get to this procedure peoplethink that she got done. I first
want to touch on her beef withher kidney donor her former best friend Francia.
Um, if you don't know,this beef between them making headlines again.

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And by the way, it's makingheadlines again because she was out,
you know, dodging questions about Selenaclearly throwing some shade. Well, now
we have confirmation about why they fellout. TMZ is pointing out that about
five months ago, Fronsia's dad,who is a Spanish radio host, he
was doing an interview and he gavemore context about what happened between them and

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the rumors that Frontia was upset SelenaGomez is drinking after getting a new kidney
are true. He basically said thatthey had a major disagreement about that because
Froncia felt like, Hello, Ijust gave you a kidney and you're not
even taking care of it. Sonow we have confirmation that is why they
fell out. I knew it pouredme Coco props, but wouldn't you.

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I feel like that's the natural reactionany of us would have if all you're
seeing after you've given this incredible,incredible, the most selfless donation that you
can make, giving somebody a kidney, and then you see him on social
media out partying or something, andI'd be like, what, But do
you also expect her to like neverhave a driver again. It's not like
she her kidneys were going bad becauseshe had a drinking problem. She has

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lupus. Yeah, but you shouldbe taking the utmost care of this most
precious item that I gave to you. So she never was even before that,
you know, she's I think sheallowed to have a drink. Yeah
yeah, but I don't know thatit was the issue was over having a
drink. I think it was becauseshe was going out and like it doesn't

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like drinking effect more of the liverthan the kidneys. Alcohol is bad.
We've learned alcohol entire inside. Yeah, it's not good. I don't know.
I would I'm totally with her.I would be very it would bug
the hell out of me. Um. Now, the other thing on Selena
Gomez go to the jvshow dot com. People are going to Selena's Instagram and
wondering if she got this popular foxeye surgery done for me. It's a

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little hard to tell because it couldjust be makeup making it look like her
eyes angle back. Yeah, witheyeliner and things like that. But she
does look a little fox ie.I'm not going to lie, but I
don't know if it's the result ofcur't think she got so treat but who
knows. Not familiar with the foxeye. They basically lift like the outer
corners of your eye to make yourto give you like a cat eye effect.

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Yeah, well they called cat eyeseyes, but you look foxy after
so fox eyes got it? Doyou think she has anything done? Gram?
I think make up too, allright? Tom Cruise actively pursuing Shakira.
We touched on this yesterday after theywere seen together on Sunday at the

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Formula one Miami Grand Prix, andthey seem to hit it off. They
were talking an awful lot, theywere laughing together, that even posed for
pictures. Well, now there's reportsthat Tom is actively pursuing her and even
sent her flowers after and this hasfans freaking out basically because of what we
were saying yesterday, you know,the whole scientology thing. I mean,

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look at his history, look athis exes. They were so happy to
finally get away from him. Sonow like break free from Yes, fans
are pleading online for Tom to juststay away from Shakira, please do not
ruin her life. But we don'thave any word. If Shakira is receptive
to this, we don't know.But there are people like, hey,
Shakira is an adult. I'm sureshe knows about Tom's reputation. If it's

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something she wants to get involved with, that's her right, which is true.
Yeah. I also love how TMZpoints out that she is not taller
than him. Okay, so Ibrought that up yesterday. Yeah, then
they're the same height, maybe acouple centimeters maybe, I don't know,
but yeah, she's not taller.They're just like a weird couple. I

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can't. I just I don't seeit. I don't. I hope I
don't have to see it. Graham, What do you have? All right?
The Oakland teacher strike rolls into itsfifth day today. Negotiations have been
ongoing, they say, between theunion that represents the over three thousand teachers
and the school district. Like wetalked about yesterday, though the two sides
continue to be at an impast whenit comes to some of the teacher's demands.
The district we know has offered them, I think the pay raises that

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they want, But the teachers havea list of common good items they're calling
it, and they want these addressed. And many of them are not for
themselves, there for the students.Things like how they want to convert vacant
school buildings into shelters for unhoused students, and a bunch of other things.
The district says they don't believe thesetypes of things should be involved in a
labor contract dispute. But I gotto continue to say, I think it's

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very admirable what the teachers are doing, fighting not just for themselves but also
for the underprivileged students. That theyteach. Continue to stand with the Oakland
teachers in this. Yes, Ifeel bad. It is just incredibly tough
timing for the students because the schoolyear wraps up in basically two weeks or
less than two weeks. Now,is it tough timing or are they happy

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the school years practically canceled? Butthere are a lot of end of year
stuff and then if you want tobe there and spend it and close out
the year with your favorite teacher,they're not in the classroom right now.
And again, so we got toimplore the district are to get it done,
meet some of these demands, findthat common ground and get it and
hopefully it's done before the end ofthe school year. All right, Thank

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you, Graham, The JV Showon Wild ninety four nine.