The Sly Butt Sweat Slide

On today's 5-2-23 Tuesday show: A swarm of earhquakes strikes Southern California so we go over some safety tips, a server says that if you are a regular at a restaurant the staff has a nickname for you, an iceberg has gone viral for its "interesting" shape, a woman is now selling burps in bags online, Chipotle is being accused of portion discrimination, Selena is in a panic trying to get all her family's passports prior to their wedding, a full recap of all the Met Gala looks, and so much more!

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild n Hi. Graham, let me just check my
vocals real quick. Bumble bee,bumble bee, bumble bee. Oh no,
I think it sounds pretty good.I think you are. I sound
crazy struggly this morning. Just aTC just a TCTT t C bit.
You know what it was? Myvoice felt like he was coming back after

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yesterday's show. Right, sounded liketrash yesterday. And I was like,
oh, it's coming back then.How to coach a literal league game last
night? And let me tell youone thing I love. When you're yelling
abuse those kids. You have toyell at Selena. They don't pay attention.
God, it's so frustrating. Justlook at the batter all you have
to do just look at them.Stop twirling around in circles, stop piling

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up dirt on the endfield, stoppicking grass. Just look. I don't
care if you're actually paying attention.Just make it look like you're paying attention.
They can't do that. It drivesme nuts. And now no voice.
Now. I came in this morningand the security guard warned me he's
like Graham, he's worse today.Good luck, good luck with the show.
Yeah, thanks, he said.The same thing to me. Oh

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whoa the voice, Oh the voiceisn't dare He's not better. It's gonna
be a tough morning. Yeah,I know. Okay, See, don't
get me worked up because then I'mgonna lose the voice again. So I
want to talk about this. Idon't know if I can. Is it
a documentary? Y? I guesskind of that I watched on Netflix.
Before we get to that, though, Graham, I know you have something
very interesting. Yes, yes,yeah, I read about this swarm of

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earthquakes. It happened in southern California, actually two swarms of earthquakes. It
happened on Sunday. First swarm hadlike fifty earthquakes in it. The biggest
was about three point seven, soagain not huge, but there were still
fifty earthquakes in row In. Thesecond swarm had like twenty five earthquakes in
Row. No, the biggest wasabout a four point five. They were

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in like a pretty remote area downalong the Mexico border, so there were
not very many people that felt theswarm. But a swarm of earthquakes kind
of scary, particularly, you know, if they were bigger earthquakes. It
just in theory you could have thismany earthquakes back to back to back to
back. But in this article itgave some tips on what you're just some
general earthquake safety trips tips. Ijust want to go over them and see

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if you've heard of all these things, because there was Okay, there's one
or two. I feel like maybeI didn't know the current advice on I
honestly don't know currently what the guidelinesare because I've heard like going a bathtub,
stand in a doorway, run outside. I don't even know under the
table, Like I don't even knowwhat to do. Okay, so according
to this and listen up because obviouslyBay area very you know, earthquake prone.

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Yes, if an earthquake strikes,this is what it says, it's
best to protect yourself right away.Yeah no, duh, Okay, here
are the tips. If you're ina car, what do you do,
Selena? You speed up to outrun the seismic waves, smart and know
the opposite. You want to pullover and stop, set your parking break.

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I guess you don't want your carto shake away. Roll away?
Okay, okay, pull over andkind of hard to tell when earthquakes happening.
Felt and earthquake when im driving,I guess it was a really big
earthquake, though you may, youknow, see some overpasses, krumblin and
stuff, so that would be agiveaway. Okay, if you're outdoors,
what do you do? You runindoors? No, stay away from buildings,

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don't go inside? Okay, okay, okay, to stay stay outside?
Okay. If you're inside, whatdo you do? Run outside?
No? Stay and don't run outdoors? Why so, why do you stay
inside if you're already inside? Butif you're outside, you can't go inside?
I know, I couldn't. Ican't quite figure that one out,
because which one's safer? It seemslike it'd be safer to be I mean,

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I guess, depending what the landscapeis like around you. If you're
in an area with a bunch ofbig apartment buildings and a bunch of old
buildings, I don't know what's betterbeing outside or being in the buildings is
gonna fall over on you one wayor the other. Right, That's what
I thought. But if you're ina more rural area, it sure seems
like being outside would be safer thanbeing in your house where stuff could be
falling on you. Right, buteither one says stay foot So if you're

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outside, stay outside for you're inside. Okay, Now, this happens a
lot. Earthquake happens at nighttime.They you know, they dropped us awake.
We all go to Twitter. Hewas that an earthquake? Yes,
it was. Okay, if thebig earthquake strikes, So while you're in
bed, what do you do?Get under your bed? No? Here's
now, this is what I'd neverheard before. It says you stay in

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your bed, turn face down,cover your head with a pillow. What
is that going to do? Soundslike a fun Friday. What is that
going to do? If the ceilingis like falling on to you? It's
the I don't know. Pillow's goingto protect maybe the back of your head.
I don't Know't getting under your bedprotect you? Because if it was
just everything would just bounce off yourmattress. I guess can you fit under

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your bed? I can't fit undermind? Yeah I can? I can?
Oh can I? Yeah? Ican't. I'm pretty sure I can.
I don't think I can. II don't know. It's questionable.
My kids can squeeze under there.I can't. I'm stuck. So if
you're in your bed, you flipover, assume in the position, and
then put a pillow in the backof your head and then just write it
out face down up. Okay,face down, that's up. And then

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it seems but it doesn't seem hardto breathe under there, Yeah you might,
just you know, go a differentway if it's not getting hit in
the head with a drywall. It'slike I'm suffocating myself while the ceiling plans
on me, and now I can'tget no, I definitely can't breathe.
Anyways, those are your updated earthquakesafety tips, Graham, thank you for
that. According to this article,I need a double fact check it.

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So here's what I watched on Netflix. I watched the Longest First Dates.
And I'm a little late on thisand I was one of the newer things
to come out. But it's beenout for you know, for for a
little minute there on Netflix. Butbasically, Graham, because I know you
haven't seen it, I don't evenknow when's the last time you had a
chance to go on Netflix. It'sbeen a little while. See what's there.
But it's like a documentary style thingthat follows a couple who was on

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their third date when the pandemic hit. Okay, so they met on Hinge
when on a couple dates, reallyliked each other. Planet trip to Costa
Rica. It gets a Costa Ricaboom, the world shuts down, and
they were stranded there together. Whoa, and they're having to like, that's

(06:09):
a pretty big third date, right, an international trip. Yeah, I
thought third date was like going outto dinner and maybe getting a second base.
I think for us, No,whoa, whoa? What a second
base? By the way, thatsecond base was it just like feeling upstairs?
Yeah, maybe I got to lookthat up. What a second base?
That seems more like third date activity. If you're going international on a

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trip on your third date, Ithink you're going first. You're making it
to home plate. But you know, I think I think for us,
Yeah, but you know how somecouples are like really adventurous and you know,
you don't know, it does seemslike a big deal for me.
But whatever, they go on aninternational trip to Costa Rica, world shuts
down, They're stranded there, livingtogether, working remotely. They're like,

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all of a sudden, like marriedcouple. And they weren't even officially a
couple. Yeah at that point,isn't that crazy? And they were there
for weeks? Okay, so waitthe camera crew was following them or no
dramatic reenact. The guy was likea blogger anyways, he was like an
online you know, quote unquote influencer, so he was always blogging what he

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does, so he just he wasrecording everything for his own for his own
channels. Yeah. Interesting and right, wait, I don't want it,
you know, I don't want spoilerspoiler alert. I think they are they
still together? Yeah, really,isn't that crazy? So they were there
like for like weeks and weeks andweeks, and then word got out about

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like the longest third date, andthen like all these different media outlets,
people magazine started reporting on them,and they were like doing zoom interviews and
then that's how their family found outthat they were together. And the whole
time the girl was lying. Sheknew that her parents wouldn't approve of her
being in a country with like somemirando that she met on hints on a

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third day. Yes, so thenher family found out and she had to
come clean. But yeah, theyended up getting flown back once it was
safe to do so by the embassy. Wow, moved in together and still
lived together. That it's that crazysiler And that was really interesting. I
think that you should definitely watch.It's weird to go back and see like

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the things we did during pandemic times, Like they were like we couldn't go
to the grocery store, we couldn'tgo anywhere. Everything was closed, the
masks, the sanitizing, like allthat stuff that we did. Yeah,
that seems so far away now,I mean legitimately does it really does?
Okay, By the way, secondbase is it says when a guy feels

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it's feeling around in the upstairs overclothingor underclothing, overbra or underbraw all could
be considered second base. I meanI know that. Again, third base
is like, what's third base?Well, we can't get there but the
longest So you're third date going toCosta Rica's way too, that's way too
soon. Third date is Applebee's insecond base. I wouldn't go to,

(09:09):
you know, an overseas country withsomebody I just met, but it worked
out for them. It did youhave that spoiler alert? Yeah? Yeah,
By the way, cheaty Jess Walk, I was about to say that
she's running a little bit late.She got stuck in traffic rain accidents.
Please drive on the raining. Iknow, so Cheaty is here. Let's
give you the chance right now towin a thousand dollars in crazy cash.

(09:33):
The JV Show on Wild ninety nineQuality for nine, the Bays number one
hit music station. Happy Tuesday.This is the Jav's show. I'm Selena
and I'm Cheaty before we officially kickoff this TikTok Tuesday. It is National
Teacher Appreciation Day. The teachers loveyou mom. You guys, Oh,
I forgot your mom is a teacher. Was times tough first grade for I

(09:56):
don't know thirty something years. Sowow, teaching how to be like the
hardest job there is. Yes,you have to have so much patience,
a lot of patient. I couldnever so hats off to you teachers.
Thank you for all that you do. All Right, it is a TikTok
Tuesday. Grandma's start with you,all right. So this woman posted a
video on TikTok. I thought itwas pretty funny. She says she works

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at a restaurant. She's a servedat a restaurant, and she says,
if you frequent a place like ifyou're a regular there, she says,
one hundred percent. The staff thatworks there has an unhinged secret name for
you, she said, and shegives some example. She says, if
you like cornbread, your cornbread carl, A soft boiled thread. I don't
know. If you like soft boiledeggs, soft boiled freada water with no

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ice queen. They all have anickname for you if you're a regular.
I thought this was pretty funny.I know some of us have worked in
the service industry before, and Iknow this is guaranteed to be true.
So I also thought about it's funnyto think about places that you free quent
and if you think they have anickname for you, what it would be,

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Because I guarantee that got one foryou. When I used to bartend,
I mean I could rattle off probablyif I sat down and typed them
out, I could think of Imean off the top of my head.
I just remember brain dead Tony anddrunk and drunk Tony. Those were two
different tonies. You had to differentiatebetween the two. One of them was
not good make the decisions brain deadTony. They were both kind of they're

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both drinkers. They both could havebeen drunk tony. Okay, we had
big red Saucequatch, the pale thideAssassin. She might have just been a
girl I went to college of Ohmy god, Oh I gotta think about
though anyways. Yeah, but Imean we just the names when you always
had nicknames for customers just because alot of times you couldn't remember what they're
a lot of times you couldn't rememberwhat their actual name was, but you

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just but with the nickname. Butwith a nickname, everybody knew who you
were talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sat yeah, Well what
are names be? Well? Cheatingyou what you have worked in the service
industry before? Did you ever dothat? Did you hand out nicknames to
customers? I mean we would justcall them buy like their drink, the
drinks that they would get. Solike I know somebody like I worked a

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Dutch bros. So like if theyhad like a nine one one would be
like coffee attict or something like thatbecause it has so much expressio shots in
it. But I don't remember actuallylike coming up accounts, they just weren't
as mean as a nickname. Orsweren't necessarily mean. There was scripts,

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yeah, brain dead Tony I usedto. I didn't work like I don't
consider this service in his industry atall. But I worked in a tanning
salon and then there was like,so your nicknames were like butt sweats,
but from the butt because it hasthat outline, you know where it is

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a placement on the bed. Didn'tthat general area you gross? Are people
required to wipe up their own buttsweat or did you have to go in
there? And as a courtesy,I think people should, but I would
have to go in and clean upthe tanning beds after. Oh and so
people would just leave a puddle ofbutts. Yes, that's gross. It's
so you have to wipe that up. I get like, if there's some

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barrens of condensation on the well,you should be embarrassed to be in a
tanning bed anymore. But given thetime, but a little condensation, okay,
that's one thing. But if you'releaving a whole puddle behind, you've
got to stop some of that up. You got to make an attempt,
right. Yeah. When I'm atthe gym sometimes you know when like you're

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sitting down and then you're working outthe no, no, no, there,
I made like I try to likedo that leg thing where you kind
of wipe it while you're getting youkind of slide off of the s when
you get up and yeah, it'shigh standing right there. I didn't know

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that was a shared experience that weall in mode that when the outline of
your butt is going to be leftheart and on a seat, you slide.
As you're saying, look around inthe gym. The next time you're
there, you'll see you'll see otherpeople employing that technique. Guarantee there's nothing
wars as it got, you know, I usually put a towel down.
I'll usually set a toweldown to avoidthat exact situation because gym seats are usually

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whatever material they are and then wantto be leather whatever it is, and
they're usually a dark color, soit's very easy to see the sheen of
the thing. And as a guy, you'll sit down on there and stand
up and it looks like you're leavingthe impression of like a g string or
something because it's just between the cracks, just between the cracks of the cheeks,
right, and so you'll look downand like it. People are gonna
think I'm wearing to do it underwar or something like. That's not what's

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happening. So yes, you eitherset you got to set the toweldown preemptively,
which is probably the more sanitary route, or you do have to do
the stand in the slide. I'mlike, wipe it with the rest of
your shorts or whatever else, slideoff of that seat to clean it up.
Who are you wearing a g stringto the giner? Hey, it's

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more freeing out of running faster onthe treadmill. Don't judge. I actually
have heard that. Really, Iwould imagine a lot of chafing. Yeah,
too much, that'd be terrible.The JV show on Wild nine,
the base number one at music station. This is the JV show. I'm

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Selena and CHEETI thank you so muchfor hanging out with us. Chet you
good. Yeah all right, Graham, you said we have to talk about
this, this work of nature.Yeah, this iceberg. This thing's gone
viral over the past couple of daysbecause it bears a shocking resemblance to a
particular male body part like a bicep. No, not ace like Adam's apple.

(15:58):
Nope, not one of those either. Elbow, No back of the
knee. No male male body part. No, but that's the male and
female. This one's a particularly maleum iceberg. And if you've seen the
pictures, I want to describe itfurther. Maybe we should just post it.

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But are we allowed to post thisiceberg? Because you know, people
are calling it dickieberg and stuff.It's just an iceberg. Yeah, it's
just an iceberg. I think wecould post it, right, I think
so. All right, so we'llpost it up at the jvshow dot com.
Let everyone know when they can gosee this iceberg. But if you
if you've already seen it, youknow what I'm talking about. It bears
a I mean striking resemblance. Butthis story's going viral not only for that

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reason, but also because the manwho discovered it and captured some pictures of
it. I think he used hisdrone. He's from the town of Dildo
in Newfoundland. And if it's areal town, so don't just don't come
at me, bro, it's areal town. And since he posted the
pictures, iceberg lovers they've been flockingto try to catch a glimpse of this
thing. I guess there are,isn't it. I mean, it's insane,

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right, It looks like somebody carvedthe thing. Wait, so okay,
just a quick, uh actual question. Yeah, how did it get
like this? Like? Is itfrom the iceberg melting? And this is
what's left. I've never been abig believer in a higher power, but
this to me, to me,this to me proves that that, you
know, the big guy up stairs, Skydaddy's pranking us. Like Skydaddy is

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definitely branking. Watch this. I'mgonna float this thing out in the ocean
and see if anybody notices, becauseit's too good. It looks again,
it's a massive iceberg. And likeI said, people have been social media
has been on fire. People havebeen, you know, flocking to that
bay near Dildo to try to seeit because there's a lot of icebergs out

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there. The one thing I dohave to report though, which is sad,
is that and again, once yousee the pictures, you can't unsee
them. They're great. But accordingto some users on Facebook that have since
flocked out there to see this thing, they say, the tip has fallen
off. So you know, icebergsare you know, they're constantly melting,

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and this last long had a healthyamount sticking up above the water. We
know that's where they melt the most. This um man, the shaft was
way up in the air, theshaft of the iceberg. Selena, I
know it. And yeah, butthey say the tip of the whole thing
has fallen off, so it probablydoes not resemble. So is it is

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it tip floating in the water somewhere, or is that melted completely. It
could if by this time it couldhave melted in the water, but it
is floating in the water now somewhere. So take a moment and say goodbye
to the tip of the iceberg.But I mean, this thing's pretty remarkable.
Nonetheless, sky daddy, good one, good one, skydaddy. Um
I want to squeeze this in here. I saw this girl post on TikTok

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how she makes money. And Imean we've talked about, you know,
the last time I found I cameacross a woman who did this and she
was selling like dead skin and yeah, use bathwaters, yeah, finger and
like toe nails and all this stuff. And we've heard about the other woman
who would sell fart jars. There'sa few of those. Well, this

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this girl, she does something alittle bit different. Okay. Twenty nine
year old Rebecca Blue um. Shesells her burps in a bag Burt Bags,
Burt Bags for one hundred dollars each. Who would want to smell that
GIRs? I don't know, butthis is something I can do. The
fart jars Sorry, everybody's leaning haircan't do that? Yeah right, Burt

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Bags, Well that's lane, Thatis all me. This is one of
your not so hidden talents exactly.She says that that's what's what I do.
And she says that she uh.She even switches her diet up to
eat more things that'll produce more beljos. She always eats a full meal that
has some sort of onion in it. Oh the worst, and then she

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chugs water. He chases that withsoda. She says, diet doctor Pepper
is her ideal choice because this oneacts the fastest. Those awesome. Who
wants to buy these thickos? Whatwould you rather? You can either get
the jar a jard fart or youget a Burt bag? Which one would
you rather? Smell? The burp? I don't know. I don't know

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they're bad one because you know,I don't know, burp is like a
food ghost. Yeah, It's justI feel like burps are a lot worse
either both bad? No, reallythis is gross? Who I still want

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to see the actual hard sales dataon this. I want to know how
many jars this other woman has sold. And I want to know how many
burt bags have been sold. Iwant to know how many sickos are out
there? Honest, a little youknow on the d L they like that
stuff. Yeah, nobody would admitit. Yeah, I just don't understand
what the and how. I alsowant to know. I also want to

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know who bought it and have theyopened it? Like I want to know.
I want to know what it isit just sitting on your office shelf
next to your childhood soccer trophies ondisplay, like is it you know?
Are you just displaying the jar unopened? Or do people like they race out
to the mailbox the day that thething arrives and then I got to order
another one? I gotta know,because the second you take the cap off,

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that's it, right, you gotto order another one? I want
to and then the other sales did. I want to know how many people
are repeat customers. I bet thatnumber is pretty high. Yeah, unless
they don't like what they spelled,all right? Coming up inside Today's how
is trending at the fifty fives?We need to talk about some of the
celebs that showed up to the metGala yesterday. I want to focus on
dojakat though, because what the heckwas that coming up inside Today's That is

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trending at the fifty five? It'sall the stuff. Do you need to
know what's hot in music, movies, shows and the most talked about stories
happening today in the Bay. So, the met Gala was yesterday. This
is when all the biggest celebrities descendedonto the Metropolitan Museum of Arts. The
theme was in honor of Carl Loggerfield. He's a designer who passed away a

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few years ago. And a reallycommon theme yesterday with celebrities showing up,
you know, to dress up andhonor Carl. A really common theme was
dressing as his cat, who was, like I guess, really really famous.
People know how much he loved hiscat. His cat was not at
the met gala, by the way. There was rumors the cat would make

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an appearance, but the cat didnot. But Doja cat was there dressed
up as his cat. You cansee her outfit the jbshow dot com you
know, plus she is a cat. It just made sense. But she
was even doing interviews as a cat. Okay about this? Wow? I
mean who wait? Wait, sowho made it? Wow? Wow?

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Okay, so something a little different. So what was your inspiration for tonight?
Be honest with me and go intodetail. Wow wow Wow? So
what are you excited to see inthere today? Wow? Is it your
first met Wow? Like I wasthe interviewer and you did not give me

(23:27):
a heads up this is what wewere doing. I would be so lost.
Make the interview easier because I mean, it's only your questions. It
doesn't matter what you at the otherside of it. You don't have to
ask any insightful follow up questions.You ask whatever you want. Um.
Jared Letto also wore like this massivecat outfits. Um. I also want

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to talk about Lenoze. Can weget lenos X up on the page?
Yeah? My bad? Yeah hewore He was just like covered head to
toe and I think maybe silver body. Okay, Jules, he was like
bedazzled head to toe in a thong. And what did that have to do
with Carl Langer being logger fields respectof his name? I don't know.

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And he was also meowing during interviews, and he didn't look like a cat
to me. And also, ifyou're just wearing a thong, are you
look you go inside the museum andyou're seated next to guests and you eat
dinner. Was he just wearing thator was he did he put on something
over or did he cover this scene? Talked about it earlier. Gonna have
to wipe down your chair. Yeah, definitely, it's real. I have

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so many questions, so we'll letyou know as soon as Lanazax is up.
How crazy is this? A lotof or most, if not all,
of the late night talk shows areshut down right now because writers are
on strike. This includes The TonightShow, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live,
the Late Show, It's even Colbert, Late Night with Seth Myers,
and even the Daily Show. They'reall going to be airing reruns starting today.

(24:57):
Wait a second, I thought thoseguys wrote their own jokes. They
have We know they have joke writers. They're okay, they are open about
that. Um so all of likethe screenwriters in Hollywood that work for these
late night talk shows, they wenton strike yesterday after six weeks of negotiations
for a new film and scripted TVcontract that count contract came to a stalemate,

(25:18):
and they're like, Okay, wellwe're outing here, then good luck
with that. Good like, youknow, writing these jokes and writing scripts
and having new show themselves. Nope, but it is nice to see that
all of these late night hosts arein full support of the writers. Jimmy
Fallon was that, yeah, yeah, well you need yeah, your showed

(25:40):
bomb yea even more so than italready does. If you didn't have a
great team writer, Selena, couldyou imagine if our team of writers here
on the JV Show went on strikeone day? Like what what would we
even say when we turn the microphoneson? I wouldn't be at a loss
for words. Well, I gottathank Todd. Yeah, Steve, Joe,
Joe great bighead um him and Rachel, Yeah, the rest of the

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gang. Rachel's really awesome. Shewrites all my lines for me. She's
telling me to say this right now. Yeah. The great team. Great
team. They're a funny bunch.They're quirky. Todd. What does Todd
have in today's hod is trending foryou? Graham? Oh let me let
me see what Todd's written up fornot a lot today. He's been running
a bit behind this story. Thanksa lot, Todd. The rain has

(26:26):
arrived. We know the Bay sawsome sprinkles here and there last night,
but now it's a lot more widespread. This combined with some colder temperatures,
makes it feel like, you know, hello, Winter's back. But luckily
it's not going to be here fortoo long. The forecasters have this storm
delivering more rain to the South Baythan the North which is usually the opposite
of what we see in the Bayarea. But we'll see if that's actually
true today. Snow also in theforecast, I think, down to about

(26:51):
four thousand feet. So we've beentalking about the Great Melt and all the
record breakings here are snowpack starting tomelt, which I read an article this
morning saying that about a foot ofit or so or whatever it has melted
so far. But we're still liketwo hundred of normal for this time of
year, so there's still an incredibleamount of snow and water content, and
that snow that has yet to melt. Even though that little heatwave we had

(27:12):
last week melted, you know,a decent amount of it. This rain
that we're in right now is notgonna be sticking around for too long.
The bulk of it's just going tobe just today. Then we kind of
go back to some cloudy and coolweather for the rest of the week before
we start warming back up again.You can deal with that again. Looking
ahead, doesn't look like it's goingto get hot again though, like that
heatwave, but back to just youknow, more normal spring. I like

(27:33):
that. I like that too,because we went from winter to summer.
Who whoaa, we're springing this therain this morning, like I forgot how
to drive in the rain. Itwas scary, everybody. Did I think
one of those accidents you reported oneighty I think I passed it right after
it happened, like it had justI think it had just happened. And
then when I got onto the BayBridge this morning, yeah, because it

(27:55):
was just light sprinkles on my drivein. But the second I hit the
Bay Bridge down, poor pounding.Everybody started hitting the brakes. I'm like,
what are you guys doing? Don'tyou remember how to driving this?
Just turn the wipers on. We'restopping for nothing. The JV Show on
Wilde the Talkbacks Rolling in by theway, I cannot thank you enough for
always interacting with the JV Show.You honestly make the show what it is.

(28:18):
Ye. So, anything that youever want to say to us,
you can do that on the iHeartRadioapp. Hit the little microphone button and
send us a voice message. Iwant to send a shout out to my
dodgeball team, Balls and Dolls.We finally won a match last night.
I'm so hungover because we went.I'm celebrated an awesome job team. What

(28:44):
gotired like me selling my voice?But good job, Balls and good We'll
pub up for you. Big firstwin and then the celebratory after party for
the dodgeball win. That's not likethey had a good time Monday night rage.
You know, I love it.Um Graham, let's talk about Chipotle.

(29:07):
Yeah, so, I feel likewe've been talking about them a lot
lately, mostly because I feel likeit's a lot of negative stuff. They've
been coming on fire a bunch fordifferent things. I think mainly it's their
prices going way way up, andthen everybody trying to figure out hacks for
how to get stuff cheaper. Idon't know. Well, now there's a
new claim that's being floated out thereonline against them. It's more or less
gender portion discrimination. What is that? Well, this woman posted a video

(29:32):
showing how she always sends her husband, who's like a you know, this
big tall guy. She sends himthrough the line to order her her food
because they always are more generous scoopingthe meats, you know, on the
toppings like the gualk and the cheese, even the mouthwatering sala. And she
says she when she goes through theline, because she's like she's a smaller

(29:52):
female, they give her way lessof everything, So her bowls never have
enough meat toward the mouthwatering. Theyhave just a lot less of everything.
So do you guys think this issomething Chipotle is doing on purpose? Like
they're claiming like this is some kindof you know, portion discrimination or something.
Do you think this is something thatthey're actually doing purpose or is it
just a subconscious thing that some ofthe workers are probably guilty of. I

(30:15):
think it's a subconscious thing. Idon't think they're doing it on purpose,
because you don't think so. Ithink they are. No, it's not
there's no company wide memo that wentout like hey give the big boys an
extra workers are looking at them likeyou, I think you need a little
bit more, That's what I mean, doing it on purpose in that sense,
like like they're sizing up the customerlike you need Yeah, you're you're

(30:37):
a big boy or ever yeah Imaybe yeah, maybe it's a subconscious thing,
or maybe it is, uh,hey, you're just sizing. You're
sizing the person up on what youif you think the person is going to
complain or not like or ask foror like when you if you were going

(31:02):
to give just your say you're justaverage scoop and it's you know, it's
your big boy. That's ordering you'remore likely to hear from them like hey,
come on, scoop a little more. Maybe they're just trying to avoid
that situation and they less commonly getthat from somebody who's smaller. I don't
know. It might just be justa total subconscious thing or just totally random

(31:22):
because it just seems like but itmakes it makes sense, like I would,
honestly, I would try this becauseI feel like chances are like if
I sent my man and he wouldprobably come back with a bigger portion.
Yeah, I am curious. Imean it'd be interesting to test it out
and see. But you got tobuy a lot of brutto bulls and then
we got to weigh them, andit's the whole thing we got. We
gotta have a control group and adouble blind study. It's a lot mouth

(31:45):
watering selves us yeah, sells usum. I think this is really interesting.
So you know, Taylor Swift recentlybroke up with her man Joe Alwan,
and now people on TikTok and Iguess just social media in general,
they are convinced that you should stayaway from any guy whose name starts with
a jay. So I kind ofwant to open up the talkbacks on this

(32:07):
and like, you guys, letme know if you've dated somebody with a
Jay name and if they fit thisdescription based on overall social media commentary only
applies to men or male and femalesthat start with the I mean, well,
in this instance, they're only talkingabout men because they're talking about Taylor
Swift's X, and it's a lotof swift ease weighing in, Like,

(32:28):
yeah, I dated a Justin anda Joe and they were this and that.
But I mean, I guess theycould apply to both if you have
any any experiences you want to share. But did you have did you have
Jacklin? Oh? Some jackies,Jackie. I'm trying to think, have
I ever dated a name? Whatwere they like? Well, I don't
know. I'm just saying i'd thinkif I've ever dated a Jay name.

(32:52):
So, according to the people whoare weighing in on social media, guys
whose names begin with Jay, art, cheater, womanizers, they're untrustworthy,
They're toxic and in need of therapy. Oh yeah, and they will hurt
you. They'll break your heart,so stay away. They say the Jay
really stands for jerk. Stop it. I believe it. I know,

(33:15):
I know. I got plenty ofbuddies with Jay names, and they're very
happy, healthy, committed marriages andthey now, yeah, what about party
were dating? They are friends guyat one time. So any letter to
alphabet, whatever your name is,this is you probably has made some questionable

(33:35):
decisions at some point that we're probablypoor, you know, a poor reflection
of themselves. And but they've allgone on all the Jay names. I
know, but John, I go. I gotta know a few Johns and
a few Joe's. I know afew Johnnies. A you know, they've
al turned out great, as entertaining, as this is and I love it
that we're able to just, youknow, say it's the Jay names.
Yeah, I mean, I feellike we've all experienced this in relationships.

(33:59):
And you know, the guy I'mreferring to, his name didn't start with
the Jay, Yeah, says Imean, the name doesn't matter. Yeah,
it's just men in general exact.I guess. So, um,
oh you guys, good news?Yeah, well I think good news.

(34:19):
I don't know. I'm kind ofstressing over this. After the show today,
I need to go to pick upmy daughter early from school, pull
her out a class, to goto our passport appointments. Okay, do
you know how backed up this wholeprocess is currently seeing I don't know what
is happening, why everything is onlike back order. I've been telling you

(34:40):
guys how my whole family, likewe need our passports by October. I'm
going to Mexico would get married,right, you know how devastating it would
be if my man didn't have hispassport. How are we going to go
get married? It still has notcome went and applied for this thing in
February. Wow, and it isstill not here. That one will get
there. But let's just say Ohyeah, kids can't get there in time,

(35:00):
like you just tell them sorry,I know. See that's what I
don't know what to do. SoI'm taking my daughter today to go,
you know, shooting all the paperworkand to apply for this passport. Even
if you pay for like expedited shippingor whatever, even that is still ten
to thirteen weeks right now, andthat can that can change. And what
are we at? We're in Maynow? Oh man, I think it's

(35:22):
okay, but it's like pushing it. Like if something were to happen,
if there is some other hiccup afterthis, I guess it's possible that it
might. It may not come intime. Let's just say that your daughters
doesn't come in time. Everybody else'scomes through. What do you do?
I mean, I still have togo. There's guests depending on me,

(35:43):
non refundable deposit, take a moment, just kids, the whole thing.
I mean, if it was mykid, yeah of course, but you
I mean me too. That's totallywhat I would do. Wedding off,
no question about it, if endsor butts or oars or over that saying

(36:07):
all right, coming up, Graham'sspeaking weddings. Do you want to talk
about a wedding dress. Yeah,we'll do that next. The JV Show
on wild Mouth Watering Style says ninewith one of our commercials, qualaty for
nine the base number when it musicstation. It is the JVS Show on

(36:29):
a Tuesday. I'm Selena and I'mcheaty Um. I was just talking about
how today I gotta go pull mydaughter out of school take her to an
appointment to apply for a passport thatwe've had on our calendar for like a
month and a half now, becauseyou have to book so far out in
advance, and then you have towait weeks and weeks and weeks just for
the stupid passport to come. AndI need this thing to be here buy

(36:51):
October, and I don't want toget it like last second, like I
wanted to come before, yeah October, preferably, like we were saying,
if if it didn't arrive, you'regonna have to it. Can choose which
family members and things you're going tobring to the wedding and just say goodbye
to the rest. Sorry you can'tcome along, my heart. We have
talkbacks rolling in Good Morning guys,Nicelena about the passport I had to fly

(37:12):
down to LA to get my son'spass report. So we flew we got
it the same day. Of coursewe had to pay extra I think about
two fifty on top of the price. Um, we got it the same
day and we will ride back tothe day. See if so there's a
same day passport authority in LA,so you could so she's saying, they

(37:35):
flew down there. So the costof the flight, then the cost of
the passport plus another two fifty.She said, that's I mean, it's
expensive but a lot, but youstill but you could get it same day.
Is this like a guy in thealleyway behind the best Buy? I
don't know if I want to spendall that money and worst case scenario,
the worst case scenario, Yes,I guess I would to have my daughter

(37:59):
at my wedding. Very important tome. Um. But it just it
bothers me that if this is possibleto have them go through the same day.
Yeah, why don't they offer thisplace is everywhere? Make it an
option. It's going to be anexpensive option, but make it an option,
right, or just make all passportssame day? Why why do that?

(38:19):
Why don't we just upgrade our systemsto whatever we're doing and make it
all so you can knock it outall one day and just handle them that
way. It seems like it wouldspeak there, let's do when we're talk
back on this, Hey, guys, No, Selena, your wedding would
not be canceled. Just walk intot J, take a flight from TJ
to wherever your wedding is, andthen fly back through TJ. I mean
it's going to take some time becauseyou'll have to go through immigration and they'll

(38:42):
have to verify her identity and abunch of stuff. But at least your
wedding will be canceled. So youdon't need a passport to do that.
I think you just need your ideaor something. I think you can doesn't
have a Yeah, are they checkingyour I see what I think what she's
saying is they're not checking your ideawalking into Mexico? Are if you do
one of those Just I don't knowif you've walked into Teja. I know

(39:04):
I've driven in. I don't know, I don't remember. Probably not.
That's and then you got to pleadyour case on the way back, Like
you know, we don't have apassport, but you know, here's her
birth certificate. She's a citizen.And then they like but they have the
option to be like, no,no, well I don't know. It's
so scary to me, but yeah, but there's your there's your contingency plan

(39:28):
in case it doesn't arrive. Allright, Yeah, I guess we'll just
walk through t JE sounds really safe, um Graham. The wedding dress.
Oh yeah, So I saw thiswoman she wrote into like an advice blug
because she wanted to know what todo about the situation. So she got
married, she said. About sixmonths into the wedding, her husband cheated
on her, then ended up breakingup, and she got She said,
she got the marriage annulled. Shedidn't have to go through the divorce process,

(39:50):
but she said it at the time, you know, when they got
married, she loved her wedding dress. Beautiful, beautiful wedding dress. She
absolutely loved it. Well, incomesher stepsister. Her stepsisters like, I'm
getting married pretty soon. I knowyour marriage didn't work out, but I
really liked your dress. Can Iwear it? And the original bride was
like, I was going to burnthis thing because I hate all the memories
attached with it. I don't wantanybody to have this dress, and it

(40:14):
sparked this big family argument. Halfthe family's like, no, let her
wear the dress if she wants towear it, and it saves a bunch
of money, and she should beable to wear the dress and the bride
and some other people like, no, this thing is special to her or
was, and if she wants todestroy it and never never be seen again,
that's up to her. That's hilarious, Selena, let me ask you.

(40:35):
Let's because obviously we're talking about yourwedding and it's coming up. Let's
say I don't We're not going totalk about you getting divorced or in the
marriage of old. But just thatyou've worn this wedding dress. This is
the one you wore, You tookall your pictures in it. It looked
beautiful, it was great. Yoursister comes along, she's getting married.
Let's say, you know, sixmonths later, a year later, she
wants to wear your wedding dress.What do you say? No? Why

(41:01):
I mean, I will you canbuy it off me if you want.
Why can't you just wear it?Because I'm not just gonna give it away.
If I want to destroy you,I'm going to destroy it. Okay,
But You're not gonna do anything withyour wedding. Just trust me.
My wife had hers like framed inthe box or something, and that thing
just gets piled under all the otherge But if it had it down though,

(41:23):
but if it had all these likebad memories tied into it. I
look and I look at it.But but if I wore it and I'm
going to divorce this person, No, no, no, I said,
you didn't listen to my question.I said, take all of that out
of it. You just and nowsomeone else wants to wear it, and
now your sister wants to wear itsix months later to her wedding. There's
nothing I said, take the divorceyour own? Yeah? Why why?

(41:49):
Because this is my happy memory.Now go get your own. But she's
going to look great in it too. She's your sister, but she can
get it. Yeah, I wouldsay, trying to afford this dress and
so now you're going to go broken, suffer too. But why because that's
just how it goes. I mean, I figured you would say, I
don't want us looking the exact samewearing the same dress, and all this
in the pictures of which no onewould ever notice. A spoiler alert.

(42:12):
I know so why can't you wearit? Then? I just don't like
the ideas to that. It's like, it's not even that it's like your
wedding dress. It's like unique toyou. You picked it out because it
fits your personality, your style.It spoke to you, to your sister.
So no, it's not even tryingto be cheap. It looks even
better on her. I don't thinkso, Sorry, Sis, is that

(42:32):
Are you worried about it that itwould look better on her? Is that
part of it? Or you justyou're just buy a dress that fits your
body type, that works. Itstailor even, Yeah, it's tailored to
me, they alternate to me,alternate. They can tailor it to her.
She's your sister. You guys areprobably the same same height. They
can just do They can just tailorthat up. And why can't you wear

(42:54):
it? The answers, No,I'm surprised by this final answer, Get
your own because her steal the JVShow on Wild ninety nine for nine the
base number one at music stations.Shut it, nats, it's a good
job. Shut it off, shutit down, and zip it. Yes,
it is the JV Show. I'mSelena and I'm cheaty. Before we

(43:15):
get to the JV show, yep, no game. We have a lot
of talkbacks rolling in. Let's startwith this. I have to go today
to get my daughter's passport, andI was talking about how everything is just
so delayed. Even if I payfor expedit shipping, it's still going to
take like I think, ten tothirteen weeks is what they're saying. Now,
Good morning JV show. This isOscar here. So Selena, not
to freak you out, but alsopay attention to what's going on in the

(43:39):
federal government. Unfortunately, we aregoing to be running out of money according
to the Secretary of Treasure around Junefifteenth, So that is actually going to
stop a lot of applications and anythingthat has to do with government issuing any
kind of documents. So that's goingto put a halt onto it unless act

(44:00):
Wait what do you mean, holdon chance that we might not get anywhere?
Hello, government shutdown. You know, pass the budget and it's possible
shutdown happens, and you know,government employees they're not going to be you
know, they're not getting paid process. You're up right. I do want
to say a lot of people inthe talkbacks all leaving their passport talkback.

(44:22):
People love talking about passports. Thankyou guys for everybody chiming in. I'll
share all the everything was Selena.A lot of people, Yeah, I
wish we could air the mall.A lot of people saying you can one
day if you go to the SanFrancisco Passport Authority, you can do that.
A lot of people saying, okay, yes, you can just walk
across the border, drive across intot J, hop on a plane there
and make it all happen, thenget back in no problem. Okay,

(44:44):
okay, well, thank you.I don't know how we got so late,
but we have to get to Madihere on the phone. Tai Madi.
So let's give you the chance towin a four packet tickets for the
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(45:35):
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I guess all right, this city. It's home to the Colosseum, the
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(45:57):
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(46:22):
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(46:45):
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(47:07):
haven't a whole lot to do withit. I know who it is who
wrote a lot? You know,I wrote the music? Yea, all
the music. Super talented and contactgive us up. Yeah. It sounds
like she's good and Molana too,right and Conto for sure in my head.
But I just think we are outof time. Lynn Manuel Miranda.

(47:32):
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(48:25):
It's all the stuff you need toknow what's hot in music, movies,
shows and the most talked about storieshappening today in the Bay. All
right, so let's talk about thereal star of the met gala. The
cockroach was wearing Oh my cockroach wasnaked. Oh well, I did see
a meme where somebody had zoomed in. It was an up close shot of

(48:46):
the cockroach and they had like hlike Louis Vuitton print. Oh wow.
Shouldn't go with the theme if you'rethere to honor Carlography, Beula Channel or
something like that. But you guys, last night or yesterday at the Met
Gala, there was an actual cockroachthat walked the red carpet among celebrities.
That's awesome. Didn't take questions toofrom interview, It didn't take any interview,

(49:07):
and it didn't take any interviews.But this cockroach probably got more coverage
than the celebrities did. Like thereare pictures of everyone taking pictures of the
roach, like the paparazzi. They'reall shooting the roach that's there on the
carpet. There's like fans, youknow, in one section, they got
their cell phones out in there photographthe cockroach as walks the red carpet.

(49:29):
I don't ever take selfies, butI would take a selfie, is sure?
The legendary exactly you met Gala cockroach? Um. Someone even made a
Twitter account it was met cockroach.I didn't know people still did that,
but whatever, I guess if you'rewondering how it ended, though, A
variety posted this update last night.We get the sad music? Oh no,

(49:52):
yeh, can we get the sadmusic round? It is we or
starter? You really messed that oneup. It is with deep sadness that
we must report the hashtag met Galacockroach was stepped on hashtag rip. I

(50:16):
know who stepped on it. Idon't know. I shouldn't do that,
I know, but maybe it wasan accident. But if you want to
see the met, I can't not. When he was alive and thriving.
Yeah, he's at the JB showdot com moment. Yeah, he's living
his best life. He's at themet Galley. Finally made it and then

(50:37):
somebody smushes him off. Um,some more Met Gala stuff. I think
a lot of people were really shockedto see that the car Genners were not
banned, as it was rumored thatthey were. The rumor was that Anna
Wintour, who's the editor of Vogue, the HBI c The rumor was that
she had to crack down on attendeesand they sadly did not make the cut.
That was clearly false because Kim,Kylie and Kendall were there. By

(51:00):
the way, you'd have to seethis picture of them, Graham, Yeah,
you listening, go to the jabshowdot com. There's one of all
three sisters. Kendall just towers overKim. It's like to her armpit if
that she is just Kendall's so tallcompared to your sisters. She wearing like
like still she's that much. Imean, that's like the difference between me

(51:22):
standing next to you and Kendall's nottaller than me. Possible, I'm Kendall.
Yeah, she's not six foot.Kim is very sure she's wearing heels
too. That's short. The Kendelprobably has heels too. Oh yeah,
Kendall's wearing like these boots that arereally really platforming. Yeah, you have
to be super super tall. There'sno way they have that big of a
height. Different. So Kendall andBad Bunny were there. They did not

(51:45):
walk the carpet together, even thougheverybody knows they're together, So they arrived
separately. They did their own separateyou know, walkthroughs and pictures, but
they did go to an after partytogether. Kendall's outfit a little questionable.
She wore a thong outside side ofher shorts, which was a little interesting
that the jvshow dot com as well. Also, people are going crazy over

(52:08):
these photos of cam k and PeteDavidson actually coming face to face for the
first time that we know of sincetheir breakup. They had a conversation.
We don't know about what, butthey're there and things seems okay. They
were smiling and talking and I don'tknow what if this leads something more,
Who knows, No, I thinkthey're just being cordial, not like her

(52:30):
other ex Yeah, ended things,I'm sure I'm much better turning. Yeah,
you know, yeah, very true. All right, Graham, what
do yea? All right? Well, today is the day a series that
we have all been looking forward to, particularly me now that I'm fully on
board the Warrior's bandwagon. It's Warriors, Lakers, Steph Lebron and iconic matchup.

(52:51):
The seven game series starts tonight atChase Center. I think tip off
as seven o'clock. I got adouble check that Lakers about a few extra
days to rest the Warriors. They'vegot to be a little tired coming off
a pretty intense seven game series withthe Sacramento Kings. We know, and
it went to game seven. Um, if you're looking to go to tonight's
game at Chase, it's gonna costyou. As of last night, the
cheapest tickets on stubb up starting aroundthree hundred and thirty dollars a piece.

(53:15):
There was a VIP courtside ticket ifyou really want to splurge, tonight's little
over twenty eight thousand dollars a ticket, so you could be sitting courtside though.
Eight thousand dollars. Yeah, justfor one little basketball game. Hey,
that's a lot. Seven thirty Allthe rich tech tics people that are

(53:36):
sitting down there. Who else canafford that seven o'clock, seven o'clock tonight's
game. This is a big series, This is a this is an exciting
one and as a diehard Warriors fan, I could shut up more excited.
I know, I appreciate you wearingyour Warriors gear today. I just I'll
be wearing mine. I'll next getgame too, I'll be decked out in

(53:57):
all my gear because you know,I love the Warriors, because who don't
know Grandma the biggest Kings fan.But now that we out of the competition,
onto the next guys that beam talkthat board gold Come on, stop
it. We're gold blooded. We'regold blooded. Um anything else? Graham?

(54:22):
Yeah. The San Francisco Medical Examinerreleased their autopsy report for the cash
app founder Bob Lee. According tothe report, he died on the operating
table with drugs and alcohol in hissystem. The forty three year old was
rushed to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital, where doctors worked for nearly four hours
to try to save his life.We know he suffered from a couple of
stab wounds to the chest and athird on his hip. They tried some

(54:44):
emergency surgeries. Unfortunately, he waspronounced Dad. This was on back on
April fourth. Prosecutors say that NimaMoemi, he's the guy that's been arrested
for this. He's thirty eight yearsold. He's the one that's facing charges
and this. He said. Theygot into an argument that night over Momeni's
sister. I hope I'm saying thislast night right Momenti's sister. Anyways,

(55:06):
he scheduled to be due back incourt today. By the way. Oh
interesting, all right, thank youfor that update, Graham. Next on
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Since AI is just taken over,there's this new website. It's called
hot Chat three thousands. If anyonewants to go try this for yourself,
you just go to hot Chat threethousand, and it's like it's numbers so

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hot chat three zero zero zero dotcom. Basically, what this site does
is it'll match you to someone ofyour hotness level to chat with. Okay,
what sounds really shallow. So basicallyyou go to the website and um,
you have to either upload a pictureor take a picture. It's going
to analyze your hotness ye tell youwhere you rank, and then it'll give

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you someone with that same rank,and that's who you are allowed to talk
to. So isn't it intended tobe a dating site or is it more
intended to be like a rating sitelike are we just hot or not?
Remember those sites? Remember that andall those Yeah, particularly that. Or
if I go submit my thing andit's like you're a ten, which probably
obviously when it's gonna is it aone to ten scale, Yes, it

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is a one to ten scale,Okay, so I'm going to get hit
with the ten obviously, and thenit's gonna be like here's a bunch of
tens that you can that are single. But I don't I don't know if
it's so much for dating rather thanjust just chatting with somebody, because it
doesn't ask you you know what you'reinterested in, who you're interested in,
and things. Just trying to lookyes, exactly before before we do this,
because I want all of us totry it here in studio. Um.

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Someone went ahead and submitted a bunchof pictures of celebrities. Okay,
Ryan Gosling eight point two. Okay, point two, that's pretty good,
right, Sydney Sweety Sweeney who youknow from Euphoria, She's a five point
two. That seems like I wassurprising. That seems harsh. Pete Davidson

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four point three. Okay, thatseems okay. Chat the AI is working
there, kim Ka, Uh,let me see see kim Ka four point
seven. What Emily Radikovski eight pointtwo okay, Rihanna nine point two and

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all that that one, Yeah,it's tracking on. Some of these missed
the mark a little bit, kimK. I mean, I'm not a
Kim K fan, but four pointseven, I mean that's she's that means
if you're leveling them up. Herand Pete Davidson were a perfect look yeow.
I always figured they were a littlestaggered apart. Yeah, me too.
But hey, all right, solet's go ahead and upload our own

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pictures again. This is hot Chatthree thousand. This is the new site
where it ranks your hotness and thenit matches you with somebody to talk to.
See this says, I'm going totake my own I can take a
picture, upload a picture. I'mjust taking a picture for the sake of
Okay, so let's all just takea picture. Okay, so it's fair.
The lighting in here is horrible.I mean, I'm not much of
a lighting complainer, but this isthe worst of all time. Better it's

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analyzing my hotness? Yeah mine too? Oh no, why does it have
to make the stupid music? Iknow? Mind analyzing? Really mine?
Alright, my results are in yours. You know, this is a bad

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day, Like my hair is notdone. I looked tired, but it
was a three point nine. Ohmy, you're not you know, on
Pete Davidson's level. Sorry, ohsorry, Well now look now you know,
right, this is thoughtful information.Now, you know, just like
three. Don't don't try to playout of your league. You know,

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what did you get, Graham?I got a six point seven? I
got a six point seven. Noway, no way, you're right.
I think I should be at ten. I should get a six point seven.
Boston got an eight point two.I'm better. I should be higher
than that. I should have beenin the in the eights. This is
very offensive to me. Six pointseven. Come on, you guys,

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I got a four point four.Pete Davidson is a four point three.
You guys are a match devastating,but it's valuable information now, you know,
like because some people don't. Whatdid you get a six point I
got six point seven. If anyonecan do this and beat Graham's I gotta
take I want to upload a picturebecause this this is the worst. It's

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like a natural state though. Yeah, I got the picture of me staring
back. No, this is ahorrible picture. Awful. I hate it.
Didn't here's terrible, it says.I want to do over the picture.
I'm gonna find a different picture.Fool the AI and give me a

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better score six a six, Iwill say you really quick. Speaking of
AI, I wonder if I canfind this headline I saw this morning.
Let me go back, um somethingabout one of the guys from Google,
one of the main guys. Didyou see this? He like quit the

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gig at Google and they called himlike the godfather of AI. He was
really really up there. He's oneof the first people to really really like
expand the use of AI and figureout the algorithms that really drive a lot
of it. He's now quitting hisposition and he wants to instead like warn
people about the dangers of it andwhat this could lead to. Ye,
that's really scary. He's somebody whocreated it and want to use it,

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So if anyone knows how dangerous thiscould be, it's him. Yep.
No, I mean, this isone of those. And I think what
he was even saying is like allthese companies are advancing the stuff so quickly
and pretty recklessly, and it's goingto be it's going to be you can't
put the toothpaste back in the tubesituation here, because it's its uses are
scary, not only in that itcan take away a lot of your a

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lot of our jobs. It cantake a lot of people's jobs away because
AI will be able to do itbetter. But then there's I tho a
study that like AI doctors are betterthan actual doctors. Not only do they
have the knowledge that you need asa doctor, but they also showed more
like empathy towards the patients. Interesting, but to that point, would I

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no offense to the doctors. I'dalmost rather show my RASH to a computer.
Yeah, judgment there, you knowAI, because it will have human
it will surpass human intelligence and emotions, so it will be judging you nonetheless.
But I would feel less judged aboutthe RASH and how I got it

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and the story I'm telling about howI got it, because it's never quite
accurate because you know, but Idon't know something about that. I know
it's good. That's the future.I know, it's really scary for me
at least. The JV Show onWild n I Spice was looking cute with
the met Gala. Yes, yes, she was like a really good totally

(01:02:21):
you don't even know who Ice Spiceis. Nope, goodness, but he
or she looked so cute. Weare gonna have to you know, we're
gonna have to teach you some thingshere on the JV show. It is
Wildy for nine, the base numberone hit music station. Before I get
to this list that Uber put outof the things that have been left behind
in cars, and I know youhave something about Clay Thompson Graham. First,

(01:02:45):
we have a top back I SelenaGraham and cheaty. My name is
Maria. I wanted to call tosee if you guys can wish me happy
birthday on May second, anytime duringthe show because I podcast. So,
um, yeah, I'm gonna beforty two, So happy birthday to me.
Thanks guys, Happy birthday. Younever tell a woman's age, right,

(01:03:07):
but even if it's your own,is it all going? That's okay,
It is okay, okay, Sothat never minds Happy birthday, okay.
So what's going on with Kay Thompson? All right? So he was
asked in an interview the other daywho his family is going to be rooting
for in this series. Obviously,the Warriors are playing the Lakers, and
nobody is more excited for the seriesthan me because I'm such a huge Warriors

(01:03:28):
Anyway, Well, Clay Thompson's dadis the radio analyst for the Lakers,
and he also played for the Lakerschampionships with the Lakers, and Clay,
I mean, he's probably part joking, but he said, if I had
to guess, he's probably rooting forhis employer. So he thinks dad's rooting
for the Lakers rooting against him.I don't know how true that is,

(01:03:50):
but let's just say that it canhe he can't openly root for the Warriors,
not at least not on the air. Not well, he's broadcasting for
the Lakers. You don't want tobe doing that, like his fans would
not want to. Yeah, butsecret, you know, privately, I'm
sure he wants to see his sonwhen the championship. Let's just say that
one of your parents was rooting againstyou. Would you be able to get

(01:04:13):
over that? No? No,no, I couldn't. What if they
had you know, what if theyhad a long history with the other team.
I come first, right Once Iplay for a professional sports team,
that's your favorite team, unless it'sthe Dodgers of the Lakers in my family,
Like, if my kid became aprofessional athlete, sure, hope he

(01:04:35):
does. That'd be great, makesome money, pay to put me in
a nice home someday. But ifhe goes to play for the Dodgers of
the Lakers, so you wouldn't goto any of his game to sup poor
him wearing his team here. Iwould go to the games when they're playing
the Giants and Giants wow, that'scrazy. The other teams wear the name

(01:04:56):
or something. No, no,no, sorry, there's two teams.
You can or the Dodgers, andwe're not. You might as well not
be my son. All right,what do we do? We find out
what time the game is tonight?Okay, Graham's throw is that seven?

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So I just let it out,Graham, let it out? All right.
So Uber has released their annual listof items left behind by writers in
some of their vehicles. Uh.They posted like the top ten most forgotten
items, and these are a lotmore common things like clothes or phones,
purses, backpacks, headphones, jewelry, books, laptops, watches. But

(01:05:38):
then they also put out another listof the most unique items that have been
left Okay, a Danny DeVito Christmasornament out? You lost? Right?
Are you? Like? Why doyou even have that? Awesome? Yeah?
I love Danto. Someone left behinda toy poodle. I don't know

(01:05:59):
if that means an actual kid's toyor like a toy poodle, like as
far as like size, because ifit's a real poodle left that everywhere.
Someone left behind a fog machine.Interesting, you're gonna want that later or
whatever party you were going to.An ankle monitor, which is fine if
you're want a house of arts andyou're gonna get the ankle monitor off,

(01:06:20):
leave it in your uper's car.That way the cops come because they're tracking
that off your trail. Don't dothat. I'm pretty sure they know when
you've cut the thing off of yourankle. I had a buddy that had
one one time. It was morefor testing for I think drugs and alcohol

(01:06:40):
in his system, and it's testinglike your sweat or whatever, and he
tried to stuff a sock or somethingdown in between the monitor and his ankle,
and so it couldn't check in.It didn't a spoiler alert. They've
thought of that. He was arrested. Oh wow, Yeah, you have
the thing's supposed to be checking in. That's part of the thing. If
it's not checking in, then youget when it's when it's like a house.

(01:07:00):
Why are we discussing this, Butwhen it's a house arrest monitor,
isn't it more just a tracking thingjust to see your location? Yeah,
but don't you think they've thought of, Hey, I could take this off
and strap it to my dog andleave my dog at home all day and
my dog moves around and it wouldlook like a person's in the house.
I think they've thought of this.Yeah, that's a good point. Back
to the list of unique items leftin Uber's Uber put out this list.

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By the way, Um, apin of Jesus holding a slice of pizza.
Okay. Someone left behind their hamsters. Oh sad, probably never came
back to get them, because Idon't think so. You've had hamsters.
Yeah they were cool, smelly.Yeah, I would actually have, right,

(01:07:42):
I would. Someone left behind theirpet turtles. Most people leaving their
animals, turtles, animals. Ican't say anything like, oh, you're
leaving us a slab of bluefin tuna. Oh, I know that, a
slushy machine who just has this LUsSomeone up behind their fake tooth. Come
on, now, that's just strictlyaccidental. Probably just fell out. Yeah,

(01:08:09):
I fell asleep in their mouth withthe driver. Yea. The JV
show on Wilde we are going totalk about Rihanna. She was at the
met gala yesterday. That is inToday's had his trending coming up here in
just a minute. First, sometalkbacks. Hi, I'm Miila, and
I'm eleven years old. I'm inthe fifth grade and I listened to you

(01:08:32):
guys every day. Well, I'mgoing to school. Um, I really
must jav on the show. ButGraham and Selanna, are you doing an
awesome job? Um, I hopeyou have a good day. Oh Meila,
thanks so much. We all reallymuch really miss him, but thank
you for still hanging out with us. And yeah, I have a good
day at school. Um, onemore talk back. Good morning, Davy

(01:08:56):
crew. This is Selena and Milathe way to school, and we just
want to say, is it thesame meal? Mommy? Mom charging go
jump all right, you finally jumpedon the bandwagons. Row, Let's go,
Selena and Cheety. I love you, guys, and I love you

(01:09:18):
too, thank you so much.I don't know what bandwagon she's talking about.
I'm firmly that she just got onthe border of the warriors this entire
time. So if anyone's jumping onthe bank, when it's you, guys,
because you're like, oh me Ireally Steph Curry Jersey. Okay,

(01:09:44):
it's all the stuff you need toknow. What's hotting music, movies,
shows, and the most talked aboutstories happening today in the bay. Okay,
the met galat yesterday, people goingcrazy over Rihanna and Asap Rocky there
she looked be beautiful. The babyup on full display. By the way
her her melons. Can I commenton those? Yeah you can? I

(01:10:06):
can't. And they're called bazoomers.The bazoomers on her have gotten so big.
She's got the prego bazoomers going on. They're propping out. Rihanna's pregnant.
Yes, I'm kidding. So ifyou go to the jbshow dot com
you look at her dress, there'slike these huge flowers all over talking about

(01:10:28):
everything on that woman. But rightnow I'm talking about the flowers. She
said, every flower it took thirtyhours to create, So this outfit took
a long time. A lot ofeffort, a lot of thought, a
lot of money went into this.Rihanna also bore twenty five million dollars and
cardiate jewels that required a top secretthree am fitting prior to the gala to

(01:10:48):
try everything on it and figure outwhich pieces she was gonna wear. Wow,
why did it have to be atthree am? I don't know,
that's just the time they picked.So yeah, no, so nobody would
find out in yeah, is thisher? She's like a giant walking flower.
Yep. And then she did likea reveal later and she took it
off. Yeah, but zoomers outcame out of the flower cocoon. Oh

(01:11:09):
really cook what I saw a videoof ASoP Rocky jumping over to Kade to
get to the red carpet and hewas like smushing fans. Yeah, he
like completely smoshed his woman's face withhis with his hand. Glasses of What
was that about? Like, whydo we don't know that he's just trying
to get in. There's an entrancelate, Yeah, he would take I
guess, I don't know. Butpoor lady um, the woman who donated

(01:11:32):
a kidney to Selena Gomez is throwinga little bit of shade. Oh we
all remember back in twenty seventeen,Francia a close friend of Selena's. She
gave Selena a kidney when hers wasfailing due to lupus, which is incredible,
by the way, so selfless ofher, It's just amazing. So
there were rumors though that afterwards theyfell out because Selena wasn't taking care of

(01:11:53):
that kidney. No, that hasnot been confirmed. We don't know that.
But there was an interview that Selenadid where she said the only person
close to her it was Taylor Swiftand Francia fell some type of way about
that, and then she posted wouldyeah, I would too, But then
she posted quote interesting online and thenSelena was like, well sorry, I
didn't list off every single person thatI know. Um, anyways, things

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still do not look good at leastfrom Francias. And a photographer saw her
in the studio city over the weekendand wanted to ask her some questions and
she was deflecting every single one.I was there. Everything going with you?
And Selena? I know you havefollowed her, you still don't follow
her? Are things good with youguys? Um, it's a good day,
isn't it so pretty out? Now? I know last week? So

(01:12:39):
you guys, you guys do talkstill? Right? Do you know I'm
from the ballot back to Selena?Do you guys talk at all? What
kind of probably of the product now? But she was not answering any questions
at all. Pretty good. It'spretty amazing that there's a photographer out there
that would recognize the person that donateda kidney to Selena Gomes enough to stop

(01:13:00):
them on the street and also hasdone their homework enough to see that they've
unfollowed, that they don't follow SelenaGomez on social media. It's a good
point. I wouldn't even recognize journalism. Yeah, I would not recognize her.
No, nor would ninety nine pointpeople. Do you think that she
yeah called the photographer there herself?Don't or she's not big enough to do

(01:13:21):
that because it's not uncommon for bigcelebrities. Well, I think if she
Mkkardashians. I think if she called, if she wanted to have a paparazzi
moment, she'd have something to say. There'd be more of a message there
than just dodging the questions. Butit still is surprising because, yeah,
who would recognize a little bit?I didn't think of that, But yeah,
oh Graham, let's make time foryour story, all right. Oakland

(01:13:43):
teachers announced last night that they aregoing to go on strike on Thursday if
no new contract agreement is reached.Oakland teachers site the fact that they are
from the lowest paid in all ofthe Bay Area, but there are other
issues they want addressed as well,like their safety, working hours, and
class sizes. The teachers union andthis cool district have been negotiating for months
about all this, and they saythey'd like to avoid the strike if possible,

(01:14:04):
but that the district has been stallingthe talks when less a new deal
is put together fast. The strikeis on starting Thursday morning again, Today's
teacher Appreciation Day. So let's allsupport our teachers in this fight. Give
them what they want. Your kidsdeserve it. You want your kids to
grow up to be the best andbrightest. You need to be able to

(01:14:24):
attract teachers who are the best andthe brightest. You got to pay them
more. One thousand percent a thousandpercent more, that is that would be
good raising. All right? Thankyou, Graham the JV Show on Wild
ninety nine, the base number oneat music station. Before we get to
your chance to win a thousand dollars, I love that you guys are just
coming through in the talkbacks dropping someknowledge. We're talking about Selena Gomez,

(01:14:46):
the former friend of hers that donatedkidney, was stopped on the street and
asked about their friendship by a photographer, and Graham and I are both like,
I wouldn't even recognize her, Likewho who knows who she really is?
Um, here's a talk about Ifeel like it's normal that the photographer
recognized Francia because she's famous too.She was in Bring It On, she

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was in Tiger Life to the AmericanTeenager, and she's in a show right
now with Hilary Duff. So she'sa celebrity herself. Okay, see Thank
You very Much, The JV Showon Wild ninety four nine.