When You're Sliding Into Home......

On today's 5-5-23 Friday show: Happy Cinco De Mayo everyone!!, a server shares a life hack for how to deal with a manager that yells at you, a guy spent 6 years leaving clues to his gf that all lead to an engagement, most of the Giants players are having stomach issues following a trip to Mexico, some pranksters mowed a giant D into the lawn prior to a royal family event, a company in Oakland wants to buy your dog's poop, Jordan Poole allegedly spent 500k on a single date with a celeb, and so much more!

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild ninety ninefor nine the Bay is a number one
hit music station. Let me checkwith date? Is oh on Friday?
Oh? Let me check with data? Oh single? Does anyone have single?
To my own? Plans? Hereon the JV Show. Dude,

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listen to this, guys listening.We had tacos last night for dinner,
so as you cann't wait one day? Wow? You know what the times
Sometimes the timing doesn't time out,you know, and last night we celebrated
early. It's just, you know, preemptively. So I'm in the spirit
already. Perfect. I love it. Cheat, you doing anything? You
know? Mike gets some margharitas anduh yeah, I think that's about it

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is. Let me ask you something. Is that cultural appropriation for us to
drink margarite is an eat tacos onskad kind of feels that? Okay?
I thought, so I personally don'tcare. I say, go out and
drink all the marks you can andhave fun. Um. Cheat, do
you know the history of Sinkle theMile where it came from? Oh?
Yeah, it's time for the annualJV show explaining them Sinkle to Mile quiz

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take it away? Um, Ibelieve it. No, actually, no,
no, I don't. I don't. Just give us tell us what
you think you think, because you'regonna go out and drink margarite us today
so you can know why you're thefirst three bus or something. Yeah,
I feel like, I, um, what I thought it was. It
wasn't it. But I thought itwas like the independence as I said,
it's not it, So I can'tremember what they're real. Alright, take

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your next, give us your next. I mean, think about what what
else you could mean? I don'tknow. Give it. You give the
ideas and then we'll give you abuzzer and celebration of May technically yet yeah,
but I mean that's like, comeon, what why why is there
a celebration today? Cheety's like I'mtoo tired for Like I had a sip
of coffee. Yeah, I know, you're too bad. Too bad.

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Um, if you want to goget that margarite today, we got to
know what you're celebrating for. Idon't know. Wow, it's okay.
I didn't know at first either,but it's when the split well you know
what my I mean, when youare Mexican, like my family doesn't like

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celebrate sinkle the miyo. It's likewe go home, I have a big
family celebration or anything. Do youknow anybody? But isn't like a noteworthy
date on the on the calendar,Like don't you still know about it?
I don't celebrate. Yeah, butI also celebrated Eastern didn't really know the
meaning behind that either, you know, until until I really looked into it.
But anyways, the meaning of sinklethe mio, it's when the Mexican

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army defeated the French in the Battleof Plebla in the eighteen hundreds, and
it was like a huge victory forthem. Yeah. See, I knew
I had to do something with likehistory. I thought it was the independence,
but it was the battle. LikeI knew how to do something with
something historical. It's too early rightnow, Okay, it's hard to take

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it serious. And everybody around youcalls it singled a drink. Oh you
know, yeah exactly, and Iliterally want to go look at it,
like the gifts or gifts or whatever, and it's all drinking and like culture
appropriation. So I didn't know.Oh my god, what did you watch
the Warriors game last night? Yes, well, not all of it,
but it didn't once it hit theend of the third quarter, It's like,

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you didn't, you don't even needto watch. Well, I watched,
They're up by thirty points. Howdid that happen? I missed the
beginning of the game and only caughtthe end. It was domination. It
was into total domination. We crushedthem. And do you want to know
why it happened? Yes, becauseI joined the bandwagon. I talked about
it yesterday. Everyone was like,good, curse wagons. Grim's a curse.

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If he talks about a game,they lose, it is the curse.
Now I talked about it yesterday.I cemented my seat, my butt
right there. I glued myself downonto the bandwagon. I'm firmly on board.
And then the Warriors just dominated.But if you are the good luck
charm we needed, I am,well, then welcome on board. Have
a seat, Hope you're staying around, You're dinner, You're welcome Warriors fans
um. It made me so madjust seeing Tristan Thompson's face on my TV

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though, Like, I cannot standthe sight of that man. I can't
believe. They just make me somad. They like swooped him off the
Street. They're paying him like nextto nothing. That guy's just desperate for
a job. I think why,like then why like why why bring him
on? It's time for him tohang it up. I think I don't
know. I think he totally should. He's ruining my Warriors gaming experience.

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Like, get off my TV manwith the hell how old is that guy?
Too old? No, I don'tknow how he is Tristen Thompson,
this is you just look like acheater. Just everything from Canada. He's
not thirty. If the Canadian saysCanadian American professional basketball player, that explains

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it. Yeah, everything I needto know. Yeah, thirty two he's
got. He's on the tail endof his career. Wow, is that
that's old? And like basketball yearsthirty two? It depends you're getting up
there. Big guys don't last aslong. How old is Lebron? Yeah,
but he's not Tristan. How tallis Tristan Thompson. He's probably almost

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he's probably like six to eleven orsomething. Big guys, you know,
their knees, their joints and stuff. We're out. Okay, you don't
have many forty year old guys thatare six to eleven playing in the NBA.
Just trust me, got it?So Friday mornings, we like to
do this thing called Cheeti's tweets.It's where Graham there's a dramatic reading some
of Cheeta's tweets because she tweets alot, like so so much. Let's

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squeeze in a couple right now.A very inappropriate song is stuck in my
head. Which one we're gonna needyou to sing it? I forgot Please
leave out the expletives. Just singsome of the words. Then you know
what. I forgot what it was. I forgot how it wents. But

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what is it about? Well itwas I remember it was, um he
got a big and know how touse it. Oh my god, my
precious little Cheaty. You know youlike her little sisters. But in my
head, Cheety, I thought aninappropriate song for you to be about somebody
like not returning a library book ontime, or something running a red light.

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Yeah, they're taking that tag offof a mattress that says do not
remove. That's what I thought you'dbe talking about. But this is like,
this is a whole different side toyou. Cheety's all grown up.
This happened. This is not goody'all wouldn't believe what I did to my

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cat this time? What the helldo you do your cat? Does it?
After listening to that song? Oh? They beat it up? Cheating
Let me let meat A little secretSometimes in rap music when they talk about
beating up the starts with a pee, they're not talking about an actual cat.

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So don't you know, don't takethat out on your cat. Don't
try that. You're hearing them rapabout, don't try don't do that to
your cat. That's me. Theseare animals, cheaty, don't call animal.
Maybe it's a little untamed right now, but that uh huh, Well,

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you gotta shave first and then wax, right, you just I supposed
to shave. I think you're supposedto. There's no way they apply wax
to the a full on bushey bushel, right, But it can't be shaved
because the grown hair is it's justyeah, it's a lot, but it's
got to be trimmed down, rightbecause otherwise, rich you don't even need
wax. You're just be grabbing handfulslike you're you're pulling carrots out of the

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ground, you know, Like,right, I've never gotten wax. I
just assume there's no way you can, like, it's got to be it's
gotta be short. The hair's gottabe short, right was because how else
would you spread the wax? Arewe still talking about animals? Yes?
Yeah, the hairless hairless cats?Yes, um yeah um. That was

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a typo actually, which was atype, well what you do? What
you do do with my car?A cheets notorious bad grammar strikes again.
All right, let's give you,let's give you the chance a thousand dollars

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in crazy cash. Here we gothe JV Show on Wild ninety nine.
I cannot get over Kanye West inthose leggings. Did you guys know that
Kanye was actually like he was alittle movement back there, pretty thick.
Okay, Kanye, we see you. That's at the JV show dot com.
If you want to see him wearingsome legging graam, you're not a
fan. No, I mean I'ma fan of somebody else wearing them,

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so I can have a good chuckle. But if that becomes male fashion,
no, thank you. I'll bea very late adopter, as I was
with the skinny jeans. It's wealthme for nine The Bays Number one at
music Station Happy Friday. It's theJV Show. I'm Selena, I'm Graham,
and I'm Cheaty. We have ashout out here. Do you want
to read it? Graham? Yeah, blated birthday shout out. I got

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this a d M yesterday. Itsays, can you get my brother Bruno
Fabiani a shout out for his birthday? Please? Thanks man. If not,
I'll do it talk back. Ididn't receive a talk back. I
checked. I tell him I lovehim and may the fourth be with him
again. This was supposed to beyesterday. We getting effing old and that
is from Julio. Well, happybirthday, all right. I got a

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quick bat update. Um. Imoved into a new place in March.
There was these little like little brownballs. Can't I'm honestly trying to describe
the bats. And they're like,uh, like furry, these like furry
brown balls, and they're like stuckto They're like on my porch, stuck

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to the wall above my front door. So here's my door. I got
to walk under them every time I'mgoing in and out of the house.
I didn't know what it was untilsomeone's like, hey, you have some
bats up there. I'm like,why we have bats. Yeah, google
it. They sure our bats,and they would come and go. Sometimes
there's one, sometimes there's two.Sometimes there's been three. Well, a
little bat up there, a littlebat party up there, whole bat party.

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And then at night they obviously leave, and sometimes they don't come back,
and sometimes they'll just appear. Soyesterday it appeared it was back.
There was just one. Yeah,and I decided to not take your advice,
Graham and spray them with bleach,the little cute little bat. I
did not say that, but Idid call animal control finally, and I'm

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like, hey, because I wantthem removed. I don't know if they
have disease. I don't want them. Yeah, Okay, they're not doing
anything up there, they're just sleeping. But it's still really scary when I
have to leave for work and it'sdark out and I don't want bats flying
around my head. But there's batsflying around in the dark all over the
Bay Area. That's what they do. That's like saying Animal Control, I

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saw a bird fly by my house. You guys need to get over here.
I don't like they want to live. Wherever they want to live,
that's fine, but not above myfront door. Call animal control because I
mean they will remove it's safely andhumanely, right, well you think or
they just throw some bleach out it. No, animal control wouldn't come.
They're like, well, if it'snot injured or dying or whatever or dead,

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we're not going to come pick itup. You have to call vector
control. Well, yeah, animalcontrol shouldn't because it's not it's not bothering
you. I mean, it's botheringyou, but it shouldn't be. It's
just sleeping. Let us sleep.Well, I don't care, I don't.
I don't know who else to call, so I call it back your
control for Mosquitos. Yeah that's whatI thought too, But apparently to do
bats and okay, other roaches andall kinds of whatever. Got it,

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So give him a call. Assome guy comes out and he just swoops
it up with the net, putsit in a bucket and they're like,
we're gonna take it to a labfor testing. I don't want them to
hurt this bat. They're not gonnalike, like what do they do with
it? Testing it take a moment. I guess they want to know if
it's rabid, to see if there'slike other you know, if there's that
going around. You just sent thatbat to us. Yeah, all right,

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bad You want to take a momentand say a few words, maybe
about the bat. Yeah, somenice ones is talking about what it meant
to you, your time that youspent together. I did feel bad.
So yeah, Batty that's what Icall him. That's kind of a good
name, like batty mcbat face.That was shortened nickname. I like it.
I'm sorry. We had some goodtimes and me looking up at these

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brown balls. Kid on the radio, we're on the radio, come on.
But I hope he's okay. Ihope he's okay, and I hope
not to come back. My biggestfear is that his bad friends come looking
for him and they all come tomy house, like, hey, where's
batting mcbatface, And you're gonna wakeup one of these things on your skull

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because they're going to be mad.But I'm afraid of or maybe his family
and they're in a gang. Takeus back to the lab for testing.
There's no way they ran a bunchof tests on him and then just set
him back out into the wild.He's done for. It's a lot.
You're a murderer, I know.I know, Graham. What do you
have? Okay? Oh, Igot you know what? I got a

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little I got life I got alife hack alert. Are you ready for
it? Yes? Okay? Thisperson, she's a server. She posted
a video on TikTok saying this ishow you handle a boss that yells at
you and like brates you in publicin front of other couples. It does
this the servers, you know,the the service industry. Sometimes you get

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yelled at, you got a badmanager, they're mean. Here's what you
do, she says, this isthe key to making sure it never happens
again. And they'll, she says, guaranteed, they'll even apologize to you.
She says, what you do setup a fake email address, and
then you go and leave a review, like on Yelp or another site,
saying that you were a customer thatwas sitting in the restaurant and saw this

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manager braiding one of the employees andhow despicable it was and how much you
hated seeing that and how upset byit you were. And then you leave
that review. And she says,the managers inevitably they see the reviews.
They're reading the reviews, and shesaid, wait a day or two.
Then they're going to come apologize toyou, and they're going to be nicer

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to you going forward. I don'tknow. I feel like that's not enough.
What do you mean that? Ithink this is genius? Wouldn't it
be quicker and more efficient maybe ifyou not you called, because they would
obviously know your boyfriend. Have somebodyyou know call and be like, hey,
I was a customer there saw thisgo down. I don't appreciate this.
I'm going to spread the word blahblah blah. Who calls people on

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the phone anymore? What years justcalled down there? But calls? Everything's
digital, so it's all take thetime out of your day to leave a
review on anything. I've never lefta review every but in this case you
do. You don't want to getyelled at in front of people in public

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at your job, your boss isa jerk. You leave the This is
when you leave the review saying Iwas a customer and this is what I
saw. Really it's you because yousaw getting yelled at your face. This
is genius to me. I likeit over here, go down and use
a pay phone and then dull themup and call them. It doesn't exist.

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Anymore. So I can't beat themand just have them give me a
call back. No, I canput like a nine one one. Isn't
that what they used to do?No? What do you got to handwrite
a letter and put a scale itout? Stuff? The JV show on
Wild for nine the Bays number onehit music station, Mark's Press. Yes,

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I wish. I'm happy Friday though, seek of the Mayo. We're
gonna have a fun weekend ahead ofus. Really excited. I'm Selena and
I'm cheating. Oh you guys,guys, what? Oh what? Um?
So I've been telling you guys howI finally went take the first step
towards getting getting the whole breast augmentationexciting. And it's official. I'm getting
ready to you know, pick aday. We're still working that out.

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But the doctor, his name isdoctor Roy Kim. He has agreed to
come on the show on Monday becauseI have some questions. You guys probably
do too, So I think we'regonna talk to him Monday. I'm thinking
we'll do that at seven oh five. Okay, we'll talk to doctor Roy
Kim. Um let's see here reallyquick before we get to this reddit Friday

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three people broke into his shoe storein Peru and they stole more than two
hundred sneakers. You guys, likethis was their largest tall yet group of
thieves. Yeah. It was estimatedto be worth more than like thirteen thousand
dollars, so they like really reallycame up. But all the shoes that
they still were for right feet,So the shoes, I mean, steal

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them off the displays in the store. I'm assuming as it happens, I
don't know, but wow, theywere all one, not even a full
pair, right Who goes in andsteals all the display shoes? You know
those are all one side. That'sthe reason why they display shoes. Do
they just not want to put usethat much shelf space to put both of

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them up there? Or is itan anti theft thing so you don't come
in steal me a little bit ofboth that the employee has to go back
and get you the other the otherone of the correct side. But that's
the most annoying part of shoe shopping. I wish they were all just right
there. I don't want you tohave to go in the backroom and then
everyone would be stealing. Yeah exactly. Yeah, But every time they go
back in the back. You knowwhat I do think we have that in

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a thirteen. And then they goback and look, because this is a
problem. I run into size thirteenshoes. I'll quit bragging. It's not
a brag, it's an annoyance.When you have a size thirteen foot,
they up to twelve, up tosize twelve. Everything, every shoe you
want, you've got it once youhit thirteen. Yeah, I gotta go
check for that one. And thenthey go rustle around on the back for
a half hour and then come backlike, no, I actually don't have
that one in the thirteen? Isthere anything else you want to see?

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It is the biggest thing. Okay, yeah, how about this one?
And then they go back. No, not that it's the worst. I
might buy everything online. Do peopleeven buy shoes in person anymore? I
don't do that. I do sometimesfor my kids because they grow so much.
I don't even know their size.Yeah and so, but the kids,
I'll have to go into a store. That it's all internet. I

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used to think, Yeah, Ireally want to try the shoes on to
see how they fit before I orderthem. No, don't care order them,
I'll wear them. Yea. Itis a Reddit Friday where we grab
questions off to ask Reddit and weanswer them right here on the JV Show,
and feel free to send us youranswer on a talk back on the
I Heart Radio app. What isyour favorite gas station store combo or snack
Graham? Okay, these see,I feel like I the two items that

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I buy, they're not a goodcombo together. So just keep that in
mind. I know this, they'renot a good I like a good meat
stick, spicy sedd yeah whatever,they got the monster. I feel like
the meat stick selection has gotten alot better. They got like thicker ones
now, the ones that at leastlike trick you into thinking they're less process

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than the old school slim jim Yeah, but I'm not mad at the slim
Jimmy there. But like a goodmeat stick obviously. And then you know
what I like. I like oneof those Starbucks bottled well yeah, maybe
it's a frappucino. I don't knowwhat it is. One right yeah yeah,
Now again, those two flavors donot like they're not mixing great.

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But if I'm going if I'm stoppingthe gas station, like those are the
two things I'm going to get outof it. Yeah, I'm similar.
I always go slim gym meet sickthough ultra processed. Yeah yeah, not
too thick in this case. Ilike the skinny ones. Yes, skinny
long slim gin. Now there's differentlengths they're coming. They come in like
maybe like an eight or ten inchlength, and then they have that really

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really long one, really long youlike the big, big tall one.
Got it? Like get that hotFunnians Okay, energy drink, yeah yeah,
I always go Celsius. But ifthat they don't have that. Some
places still don't have Celsius. Celsiainteresting, um so then I go Red
Bull. But those are my thoseare my things. I feel bad for
your insights that that combination is terrible. I mean, there's nothing worse that

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you can put into your system allat the same time. Um cheaty favorite
gas station store, combo or snack. Okay, every time I go to
a gas station, I have toget hot Cheetos. Love hot cheetos,
just the regular ones. Do yougo hot fives or it depends. Sometimes
it get the extreme hot ones orjust a regular Okay, the regular ones.
I also like the but I likethe monster one, the Monster meets

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wait, it's it's aim on amonster. No, it's like a it's
like a thick THICKI wow, shecan't even say that, so much is
on it. To quote cheet shelikes a thick thick No, because it's
like, you know, it's forfilling. It's up, I know what
I know. Or and then Ialso get an energy drink sometimes a red

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Bull sometimes whatever that tastes. Ithink it's good at that time. And
I think that's concludes. Like whatI get at the why do you put
a conclusion on conclusions? Fourth gradebook report? In conclusion? Those are
the items that I've selected today atthe gas station. Well, we really

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love our meat sick. Hey,you gotta get some protein? Yeah right,
yeah, all right. Coming upinside today's Hot Hiss Trending at the
fifty five's Graham Lisa Vanderpump. Yeah, her restaurant. Uh huh, it's
actually closing. Take a moment.Details are coming up, and said today's
had his trending at the fifty fiveThe JV Show on Wild nine nine nine

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before we kick off today's how doestrending? So JV shows. Ernie from
Salmon Tell signing on with you guys. I don't know about you, guys,
but I'm on three hours of sleepbecause my three year old. It
ain't just pretty flowers and butterflies whenhaving kids. But I wouldn't trade it
for anything. So let's go.It's Friday. Who let's go. Oh

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scalding, it's too hot? Stillhot, still hot? Yeah, having
kids is not you the week?But he says he wouldn't trade it for
anything. But would you trade itfor an extra six hours of sleep?
Because I might? I would.I found tempted if attempted one more talk
back here. We were just talkingabout what our favorite gas station combos and
snacks are. So JAV shows Erniefrom Salmon. So that's that's the wrong

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one. You're tired, Hoffe.Here it is, sorry about that.
Good morning Jav's show. This isnot from San Ramon. My favorite gas
station snack. It's a Buffalo Rollerhot dog with extra halopenius, extra catchup,
an extra mustard, so delicious.That sounds really good. But I

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just don't know if I could doit from a gas station. How do
I trust those hot dogs? ButBuffalo Roller hot Dog she had me.
I was on board until the ketchuppark you don't put catch up. You
don't put catchup hot. Don't listento him. You do, you're five
years old. Otherwise, mustard mustardis for hot mustard. It's all the

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stuff. Do you need to knowwhat's hot? And music? Movies,
shows and the most talked about stories. So we have an update on the
kid Leroy dining and dashing. Earlierthis week, he had a show in
Springfield, Missouri, and afterwards hehit up this Irish pub in restaurant.
He ordered up all those food forhim and his boys. They went outside
for a smoke break and they nevercame back in. The bill totals one

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hundred and thirty three dollars fifty eightcents, and the kid Leroy, I'm
sorry, but you clearly have themoney to pay for that. Okay,
why did you dine and dash andleave this poor server? But no tip?
Everyone knows servers live off of theirtips. Well, according to sources,
it was an accident. It wasjust a big misunderstanding. Supposedly,
his security team was supposed to providea card to pay for the meal,

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but somehow they forgot and they didn'trealize it until they saw the story on
TMC so they reached out to therestaurant yesterday. They squared everything away.
They pay the bill and also tipsthe server twenty five hundred dollars for all
her troubles. WHOA, I thinkthat makes up for it. It definitely
does more than makes up for Now. You're pumped if that service your celebrity.

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Now, anytime your celebrity clientele,anybody comes in famous, you want
them to walk out on the bill, then you blast them online and then
you get paid. Exactly. So, Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant is shutting down.
She has multiple places, but theone that's shutting down is Pump Restaurant Lounge
in West Hollywood. The lease isexpiring and they're not renewing it. So

(25:22):
she says July fifth, Pump willbe done. Take a moment, say
you're goodbye. Yeah. And Iguess this is due to the dramatic increase
in rent they posted. While wehave loved our time operating Pump, to
take on another ten year lease witha huge increase in rent by the landlords
is not something we're ready to committo. So while that's closing, she

(25:45):
is going to be opening up twomore places at Caesar's in Las Vegas.
Yeah, so exactly her. Mykind of people that watch Vanderpump Rules will
understand, I think what I mean. And then knowing this from myself working
in the bar and restaurant industry fora long time, I've always questioned whether
or not her places could actually turna profit because she is very wealthy and

(26:07):
she's got very wealthy taste, andso when she designs these spaces, as
you see over the seasons in VanderpumpRules show as she's getting ready to open
a place, the amount of moneyshe pours into these places. And if
you've again worked in the restaurant barbusiness, or no one even that's owned
a place, it is so hardto turn a profit and make back your

(26:29):
initial investment. I mean, it'sa tough business to be in. And
she's like, you know what thisbehind the bar, you know Tom Tom
is one of the bars that she'sopened with the you know Tom scanned val
in it, and behind the baris like this massive inner workings of a
giant clock. And you're just like, she probably spent a million dollars just
on the backdrop behind this bar.How are you ever going to make that
money? Back. It's just,yeah, it's a little excessive, man,

(26:52):
I just don't buy. I thinkshe's she's got a cut bait on
some of these places, and justlike it's not it's just a money drain
because I don't know, you walkin the flower arrangements in these places,
you're just like, I think herflower budget every day. She probably figured
with all the attention that these spotsget on the show, and then with
celebrity clients hell coming in, thatit would kind of, you know,

(27:14):
the money would start just flowing in. And I'm sure they do a good
decent amount of revenue, but it'sjust the amount of money she puts in,
and that's always bugged me because shewalks around like I know everything about
the restaurant bar business. I knowyou have to do it, and like,
well, your average person can't dothe stuff that you're doing, nor
should they, because it's I don'tknow. I'd love to see the books
on all these places. Maybe I'mwrong, Maybe they turn a huge profit.

(27:37):
It's super expensive to eat there,It's super expensive to eat anywhere,
right, I'm sure it's not cheap. I'm sure the drinks aren't cheap.
I'm sure but it's tough to thebar business is tough. Bar restaurant business
is a tough space. Yeah,And I just know like her these flower
centerpieces that she's got on everything.Her flower daily flower budget probably exceeds most
restaurants food budgets for the day.Squeeze one of your stories game, all

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right. The Oakland teachers strike entersits second day today. Around three thousand
teachers all went on strike yesterday aftertheir union and the Oakland Unified School District
failed to reach an agreement. Therewere reports that significant progress had been made
in these negotiations. The district saysthey offered the teachers a thirteen to twenty
three percent raise depending on experience.That wasn't enough to get a deal done.

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The teachers have a bunch of otherconcerns they want addressed as well,
classroom safety, class sizes, andthey kind of have a list of some
other random things on there as well. So for now there has been no
movement. Thus the strike rolls on. This is a really tough time for
a strike, given that the schoolyear is set to end on May twenty
fifth, Is that right? Schoolsalready? I can't believe we're through the
school year. Already, schools aregoing to be open again today, just

(28:42):
with administrators and office staff in theclassrooms, so it's not going to be
a typical school day. Obviously,there's no telling really how long this strike
will last. The last teacher bigteacher strike in twenty nineteen lasted seven days.
I know we on the JV Showall stand with those Oakland teachers.
Yes what they want? Yes,thank you, Graham, The JV Show

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on Wild ninety nine. We havea couple of things having to do with
marriage proposals. Before we get tothat, let's go to talk back.
Good morning, Jamie family, HappyFriday. I just want to give a
quick shout out to my parents,wishing them a forty three year anniversary.
Going to spend it today with alot of love and some tequila shots.

(29:25):
Have a good weekend, guys,Happy anniversary. Yeah that's a big That's
a big one. Can I alsoschool? Can I squeeze another anniversary shout
out in here? Because my dmswere alive yesterday? Ms alive wise be
sliding, girlfriend's boyfriend's husband, allthe sliding. I got this message.
Hey Graham, is there anyway betweenseven and seven fifteen you could wish my
husband Mario a happy nine year anniversaryit's actually tomorrow, and thank you for

(29:48):
giving me the best nine years ofmy life, making me the luckiest woman
in the world. I would reallyappreciate it. And that is from Amber
anniversary and Mario as well. Happyanniversary guy, guys. One more talk
back. I was talking about howthe bats are back in my house yesterday,
well one returned and desperates to haveit removed. I hit up vector
control. They brought a guy outwho, you know, safely just put

(30:12):
it in bator the bat vector.Yeah, like, just just got a
little net, put it in alittle bucket and yeah yeah. And he
was super nice, and I waslike, we're gonna handle this for you.
We're gonna go, you know,to the lab. Just get some
tests done. Um. I wasexpressed earlier that I hope the bat is
okay and it's safe Martiny and Jav'sshow. Um so, Selena, yeah,

(30:33):
you technically sent that bat to itsdeath testing for raby For bats,
they cut off their heads and theytest their brain for rabies. So yeah,
that's what I learned in D school. That's what they do. Are
you serious? That is so sad. Oh no, I feel so bad.

(30:56):
You just sent that bat. Yeah, so this guy who came out
and removed the bat so nice,he's gonna go take it to a lab
to have its head chopped off.Yep, yep, thanks. I feel
so bad by just trying to takea nap on your front doorstep. And
it was so inconveniencing you to lookat it every day that it cost him

(31:18):
as like, oh my god,murder horrible. It was living a life
too, it was. You shouldhave seen him out flying at night,
happy as can be, ter free, had families. I get it.
I get it, gobbling up mosquitoesand using that little radar thing that he
does play around at night. Whateverit is. I'm really shook by this.
Well, how do you do?It's done? Oh wow, just

(31:42):
gonna move on bad. I knowwe got to get to other things,
so we have to move on atsome point. Wow. Wow, not
like that too soon. Yeah,to Batty, I'm so sorry. I
feel bad. Graham take over.So I want to ask you, ladies
if this if you find this marriageproposal like major swoon or slightly creepy,

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because I don't know where I'm atwith this. This woman posted a video
and she says her marriage proposal hasbeen six years in the making. Now,
I had trouble following exactly all thesteps that this guy did. But
basically for all her birthdays and otherevents and occasions and stuff she's been he's

(32:28):
been gifting her clues. One timeit was a locked combination locked box.
Another time it was these He madeher a bunch of origami otters that all
had some numbers on him. Othertimes he said gave her a piece of
a message that was in morse code. She eventually he gives her on okay,

(32:51):
just now, in the start ofApril, he gived her. He
gifted her like some clues to helppiece all these things together, and when
she finally pieced them all together,it led her to a specific spot and
there he was. He proposed marriage. And she's like, all these clues
that led up to our engagement.He started in twenty seventeen, six years

(33:16):
ago. He's been leaving clues thatall win pieced together were a marriage proposal,
and she's like, clearly, neversettle for anything less, ladies,
this guy, this guy knew yearsago, and I've had pieces of this
engagement just sitting in my room notknowing what they meant, and it all
culminated with them getting engaged. Areyou majorly swooning over this or do you

(33:39):
find it just a teen team bitcreepy. I don't think it's creepy.
I'm minorly swooning because I think it'scute. I like that a lot of
thought went into this. But sixyears that's a long time. We could
have already been engaged, planned awhole wedding, got married, and could
have had a couple of kids bynow, a house or something. But

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I'd wait six years just for theengagement part. I would be mad if
anything. But aren't you like,oh my god, he knew six years
ago that he wanted to marry me, and they do it ready yet,
but you know whatever, And thenhe's been piecing this, leaving all these
little hints and these clues that theotters have been in my room this whole

(34:21):
time. She said that part's cute, But I would be would if I
would have got hit by a trainor something, and you never got the
chance to reposting me because you tooksix years just to get down on one
knee and do it. She saysthe missing letter, the final missing letters
he gifted her on her twenty fifthbirthday in a lavender infused pouch. They
were and then you know he piecedit all together and got the message.

(34:43):
I kind of wonder, like,you know, as this is going along,
I mean, wow, I givethis guy like this is very the
planning on this way more than anyof us regular dudes could. Yeah,
for sure. But is it alsothe possibility that at over the years,
he's like, I don't really thinkshe's the one. You could get the
letters to spell out something different breakup with me. You know, maybe

(35:06):
he left a few of the wordsout intentionally so that he could be an
exit strategy or I don't know,but I mean a lot of planning.
Would you like a proposal like this? No, six years? He's even
lucky she stayed for six years,because I'm out, Like, if you're
not proposing to me within before sixyears, so you put a time,
like a timeline on it. Yeah, So how what is your time?

(35:29):
Like, if you're dating a guyeverything's good, how long do you give
him to propose? Like I wouldsay, like max three to four years
after that? Like, if you'renot into marriage, then I'm gone.
Would you ever give him an ultimatum? No? I don't believe in that.
Why not? No, because likeyou shouldn't. Maybe he needs the
extra push. No, you're awant guy that needs the extra push.

(35:50):
No, thank you. You gottaknow what you want. Ultimat show.
I watched that show. It didnot work out. Watch on Netflix.
Yeah, so a good show.It is a good show. The JV
Show on Wild ninety nine Salty fornine the Bays, the number one hit
music station on a Friday, I'mSelena and I'm cheating is the JV show.

(36:19):
Gram you got a shout out?I do. I told you my
DM's were alive yesterday. This iswhat this one says. Hello, I'm
gonna be one of those dads slidinginto yes. Love it. I was
hoping my son can get a birthdayshout out. His birthday is Friday,
Saint go to Mio. His nameis Elias Elias alias Yeah Elias, and
he's gonna be turning six. Welisten daily on our commute to school around

(36:40):
some fifteen to seven fifty. He'sa fan and loves the Yep Nope game.
I thought i'd ask Earlie, youhave time to prepare. Thank you,
And that is from Eric who Happybirthday, have a great day.
Um. So it's a really bigweekend. A lot going on, yep,
especially for fans of the royal family. Do they have fans, they

(37:01):
do, they do? They diehard fans fandom for royalty. Go away,
Royals, we don't need you.So the coordination is this weekend King
Charles going to officially be crowned King. And I will say it's nice to
see not everyone even in England isa fan of the royal family. They're

(37:22):
getting ready to have this like hugecoordination party tomorrow at the Royal Crescent in
Bath, England. I guess thisplace is like world famous for having a
perfect lawn. And there's these there'sthis like crescent of eighteenth century homes you
know around so it's like this reallyfancy rolls buttery and it's not that not

(37:49):
that bunch of old houses. Yes, so this has like a perfect lawn.
It's like world famous, right,got it? So some people at
some point yesterday, the night before, they go to this world famous perfect
lawn. Yeah, it's immaculate,immaculate, perfect, pristine green. Never
wasted so much water in a lawnbefore right exactly, and they mowed a

(38:15):
giant d in the lawn. Oh. I don't know how they're going to
get rid of that time of thecoordination party tomorrow, what they plan on
doing. But if there's like overheadpictures and there is just a massive junk
in the lawn, how does somebodyget out? Also, that takes a
good amount of planning to get theirright. I guess you got the GPS

(38:39):
going maybe on your lawnmowers navigation andit helps you trace out that shape.
But that takes that takes some effort. It does, and I'm this makes
this makes my day. This iswhat I live for. I don't think
you can't fix that. You couldtry mowing the rest of the grass all
around it really short, but there'sgonna be a little differential you're going to

(38:59):
see. Or do you just fillit in with more grass? Yeah?
Either that, Yeah, you gottarip the turf up and lay down new
sawd or you just rip the entirelawn out start over. It's a big
dirt plot because it's gonna be overheadshots of all the festivities and helicopters buzzing
around and all they're going to seeis that you must have that must have
to put a bunch of tables intents out there or something to try to

(39:20):
block it. Yeah, they're goingto fix it something they have the money
to do. So. Yeah,of course it won't be there as of
tomorrow, probably won't be there asof today. But it was nice while
it last. Yeah, I loveit, Um Graham, Do we have
time for your things? Yeah?Quick side hustle alert. There's a company
in the East Bay called Animal Biome. They're based out of Oakland. They'll
give you one hundred dollars a monthfor your dog or cat's poop. Oh,

(39:43):
come take it. Help listen up. That's that's why I said this
is a good side hustle alert becausethey need this stuff. They need deposits
of the number dukies so that theycan they use them. They harvest like
the good bacteria and stuff out ofthem, use them in treating other or
animals. So all you gotta do, uh sign up if you apply again.

(40:06):
Animal Biome in Oakland. They wantpeople that live near nearby, not
too far, you know, SanLeandro. You're fine, we'll take your
number two fair Fields a little toofar there. They're gonna give you a
little cooler and you're just gonna pickit up and put it in there,
and then they'll come pick it upat least and you get one hundred bucks
a month. One hundred bucks amonth is one hundred bucks a month.

(40:27):
And you're gonna have to pick thesethings up either way, right, don't
you, Selena? I don't.Okay, Well, your man could pick
up after your dog and drop theminto cooler. They come pick it up
and it helps other animals out.Can you imagine in treating coming out of
that cooler when you open it backup? So just got stink cooler.
But yeah, one hundred bucks amonth, cooler animal biome go Sign up

(40:50):
people, The JV Show on Wildninety nine. WHOA, that's my best
friend Magic Matt in a Bag ninethe base number one hit music station on
a Friday, The JV Show,Thanks for hanging with us. I'm Selena
and I'm Cheaty. Let's bring onour buddy Juan. Hi. Good morning,
Hey, good morning guys. Soyou are going to be playing the
JAV Show. You have NOPE gamehere coming up shortly for your chance to

(41:13):
win tickets to the Legoland Discovery Center. First Happy Friday as well. Any
plans for the weekend, are youcelebrating single the mio going out for some
marks. We're gonna head out oftown and maybe go to San Diego for
the weekend. Oh, sle said, San Diego's boring party there, but

(41:35):
she's like, this town is toosleepy. Well, I just don't think
it's very Bachelorette's esque, so Imoved it to Vegas. But I still
would love a weekend in San DiegoOa. Sounds very nice. All right,
Juan, this is the JV showyou have Nope, game wise is
skipping around? Let me try thisagain. Mercury Russian raining again. That

(42:00):
means I don't have the music,but why did it just hit it?
Just play it? There it is? Oh, that's all played? Yes?
Oh wow, I thought you werejust playing me a sample though.
Yep, I'm familiar with that.Retro grade is retrograding? Yeah, you
might have to do this about themusic. Let me try Let's try something

(42:21):
technical difficulties. Ye okay, Welllet's just see this one. This is
the JV show up. Nope,game problem is I can't hit the yep,
Nope, I can't hit the buzzeryep. Or the nope, because
it's getting well, that's the wholething. We're gonna ask you for trivia
questions. You gotta get three rightto win your four tickets the Legoland Discovery
Center at the Great Mall in millPetis. Are you ready? Yes?

(42:46):
I am. He's like, thisshow is a train wreck. It is
Friday, though. Question number one, what does Bart stand for? Man?
Bart? Hold on? I didn't. I have never taken it.
I'm kind of think here being logical. Um, I mean, you know,

(43:07):
the Bees got staff for bay youknow, because like hopefully Bart's running
around the Bay Area probably well yeah, but that that would be given him.
The first two letters is the BayArea? Uh, rapid transit yep,
yep. Did you look that up? Yep, yep, yep.

(43:29):
No comment, no comment. Holdon, you're supposed to yeah, deny
that. No, alright, wedon't look up the next ones. We
gave you the first two letters.Cheating, all right, Next time we're
going to just qualify you and Idon't want to do that one. No,
it's Friday. That's fun. Yeah, all right. Question number two,

(43:52):
no cheating again? What Major Warlasted from nineteen fourteen to nineteen eighteen
World War Oh no, I gottaplay the No, you can do it.
Oh yeah, it worked. Umknows World War one. World War

(44:12):
two was like in nineteen forty,right, but it's all good. You're
allowed to miss one, so you'restill in the game. Here's question number
three. Who directed iconic movies likeJurassic park Et and Indiana Jones? Who
was the director? I love thesemovies, but I do not know who.
That guy's a legend, Stephen StevenSpielberg. I liked him better when

(44:42):
he was googling the answers. Yougotta get that one, Spielberg. All
right, last last question, andbecause you missed too, you you technically
did not win, but we're gonnado this last question for fun, all
right, Question number four in whatcity was the first ever Starbucks store opened?
Uh? Yeah, yeah, okay, you do that one one correct?

(45:07):
Oh? Oh you have wow lucky? Is it any different than regular
Starbucks stores? It? Does itlook exactly the same? No? Totally
different? Oh okay, okay,still probably won't go, but nice to
know one. So you did notwin the JV show up Nope game because
you did miss two, but I'mgonna put you on hole. Just don't
hang up, okay. Um.I want to let everyone know that we

(45:29):
do this every weekday morning, sametime, seven thirty five, and you
can always download the game listen backanytime anywhere on the free iHeartRadio app.
Also, if you want tickets toLegoland Discovery Center, you can just go
to Legoland Discovery Center dot com slashBay Area. We have a lot of
top backs rolling in today, babyshow. My name is Selena and I
would like to know if you liketo wish my lovely daughter Leila Jensen a

(45:53):
happy thirteenth birthday. Yep, she'sborn on single de Maya. We'll listen
to you every morning. We'll bethere. Thank you this morning on the
car right to school. Um.Thanks, guys, we love you.
I'll love you too. And havingevery birthday, bro, why is everyone
having a birthday? It was ninemonths from that was August. I don't
know what's going on in August.Hot summer night. Let's do one more

(46:17):
talk back. Good morning guys.Hey Graham, you know man, we
love you a lot, But canyou find a new noise and put it
on the board because the one youmake I'm sorry, buddy, it's a
little trap. Sorry, guys,have a good gang. What you talking
about? I'll let me just addressThis is the only sound we've used this

(46:40):
morning, is the nostalgia alert.Nostalgia Alert. That's our buddy Dominic.
I recognized his voice now. Hecame to fame. He rose to fame
on the GV show with his ownsound effect, which I'll play for you
now, and then we can debatebetween which sound effect we want to move
forward, okay, because we're notbringing both forward on this and I'm not

(47:02):
right now. My soul is likealmost crushed. I'm frinally inside because I
loved the here's Dominique sound as heused to call in and shoot his shot.
I think mostly at Angelina when shewas filling in for you, Selena,
when you're out of my attorney leave. He used to call and leave
these. Okay, do we likethe or the I like the me too,

(47:25):
nostalgia Alert. I am biased becauseI wasn't here for the polar I
wasn't here for that, but thenostalgia alert has really grown on me.
Yeah, this one it sounds alot creepier. It does also, Dominic,
you know, like you want tocall in and you know, rip
on my my sound effects, andyet you're sliding into my DMS on a

(47:45):
daily like bro like bro back.You know, have some respect, bro,
all right, so it's settled forkeeping nostalgia Yeah alert, Sorry,
nostalgia alertminic. Thank you for listeningfor all ye interacting with us. Coming
up inside today's How is Trending atthe fifty five's the Ed Sharon copyright trial

(48:06):
has come to an end. I'llgive you the final result. Is that
what they call it the verdict?Yes, thank you, Graham coming up
and said, today's how is Trendingat the fifty five The JV Show on
Wilde's Walty for nine, the basenumber one hit music station Walty for nine.

(48:28):
Hi, who's this on the phone? This is Jerome. Jerome,
you're caller twenty. You got thenew VP from the Jonas Brothers. You're
very welcome. This is their sixthstudio project, is called The Album.
Not only that, you got twotickets for an upcoming Jonas Brothers Bay Area
appearance. We're gonna give more infoon that um soon. Okay, but

(48:49):
just know you and I guess youwere in there. Okay, all right,
my wife will be happy. Yes, nice? What's your wife's names
give for a shout out Michelle,Michelle, Oh that's so sweet. All
right, Jo, hang on reallyquick, we gotta get to today's how
does trending? It's all the stuffyou need to know what's hot in music,

(49:09):
movies, shows, and the mosttalked about stories happening today in the
bay. By the way, we'regonna have more of that Jonas Brothers tickets
and then the digital EP in dayseven fifty. UM. So, the
Ed Sharon trial has wrapped up.As you know, he was being accused
ripping off Marvin Gay's Let's Get ItOn for his song Thinking out Loud.

(49:29):
It was mainly the chord progression thatwas being questioned, and Ed was always
like, what are you guys eventalking about this basic chord progression that is
literally in music books. It's thefoundation of music and that everyone uses.
Um. As you know, Edwas present for the trial, even testified
in it, and yesterday a verdictwas reached and Ed was found not liable

(49:51):
for stealing Marvin Gaye song because hedidn't steal it. Yes w Ed Sharon
addressed the media outside the courthouse yesterday. I'm obviously very happy with the outcome
of the case, and it lookslike I'm not having to retire from my
day job after all. But atthe same time, I'm unbelievably frustrated that
bassist claims like this are allowed togo to court at all. We've spent

(50:12):
the last eight years talking about twosongs with dramatically different lyrics, melodies,
and four chords, which are alsodifferent and used by songwriters every day all
over the world. We need songwritersand the wider community to come together and
bring back common sense, bring backthat part. It's just so true,
like those two songs. Didn't know, I didn't hear it, and even

(50:34):
if I did, hear a slightresemblance, like there's a lot of songs
out there that bear a slight resemblanceto one another. Is particularly in what
he's talking about, and he can'tuse the same chord that was used in
another song, Like are you kidding? Everyone's using the same chords? He
said, No one owns this thesame way no one owns the color blue,
But here we are we're all wearingyou know, the same colors or

(50:55):
that's whatever. That's a really goodanalogy because literally musicians are artist, so
that would be like one Painter belike, you can't use that blue right
there in that sky blue and skyon my picture over a year, Like,
no, you can't do that.Sorry. Um, I don't know
what MTV is going to do.Their MTV Movie and TV Awards are on
Sunday. I know we all hadour DVR sets set ready to record.

(51:20):
Yeah, no one has a DVRsupgrade, So I don't know what they're
gonna do. Drew Barrymore, thehost has just stepped down as host made
the announcement yesterday. Why in supportof the writer strike in Hollywood, well
affecting everything. Yeah, because shedidn't want to go up there with no
jokes. Yeah. They're the onesthat write her her whole performance. Right.

(51:42):
Well, I mean she also hasa talk show, which I'm sure
she uses writers force, assuming thatshe wants to, you know, stay
on their good side and side withthe writers as everyone in Hollywood should be
doing right now. So she steppeddown. Um. The award show also
had to cancel its Red Car Marpit, so it was already like falling aparts
and then now they're falling apart foryears. But at the word they're going

(52:06):
to see other talent withdraw Drew Barrymoresaid that she would return to host the
show next year, and she'll stillwatch the train wreck on Sunday to see
how they can at her not beingthere. But I don't know what they're
gonna do. How are they goingto find a host in two days?
Scrap it? And I appreciate thatshe's standing with the striking writers, But
don't you think it's because she didn'twant a bomb even worse than maybe she

(52:30):
was going. You need those peoplewriting all your stuff, and it's hosting
one of these big things is toughenough. You need good writers to make
it sound good. When you're standingup there. You're not writing your own
jokes up there. Yep, you'rejust not. I think you're right.
She needs the writers. She needsthem close cause she would have went up
there looking very stupid. Yeah,to be tough without some good writing,

(52:50):
Yeah, Graham, what do youhave? All right? Well, it
wasn't a must win game, butit sure felt like one last night for
the Warriors. A loss would haveput them in a two o deficit heading
back to LA But Clay Thompson,and he wasn't about to let that happen
on his watch. He scored thirtypoints last night, hit eight three pointers
in the game, which, bythe way, is his six career playoff
game with at least eight three pointersmade, which is the most in NBA
history. It's pretty incredible. Heled the team to an absolute pounding of

(53:15):
the Lakers, one to an absolutesmashing of the Lakers. Okay, usually
I get to the to an absolutelytotally gave it to him one, twenty
seven to one hundred. Lebron Jamesscored just two points in all of the
second half. I guess he probablydidn't play that many minutes of the second
half because there was no need.Un team finished for twenty three. I

(53:37):
was like, he finished with threepoints to the Lakers. That'd be too
few, twenty three points to theLakers. The warders also held Anthony Davis
in check. He had a hugeGame one but virtually disappeared last night.
Game three is going to be tomorrowin LA at five thirty. Set your
DVRs way setting it now. Thankyou Graham. Next on the JV Show,
Let's give you the chance to wina thousand dollars in crazy cash.

(53:58):
Graham also wants to talk about theSan Francisco Giants, apparently a lot of
them. They have the runs,and I don't mean running bass right.
That's next the JV show on Wildeand the talk backs, just rolling in.
Hi, my name is Tyrene andjack Um. I just wanted you
to wash my baby sister, Phoenix'shappy fifth birthday because her birthday tomorrow.

(54:22):
Hope you guys have a good dayby Bay birthday. That is so sweet.
I always wanted a brother. Really, yeah, I think I feel
like that brother sister relationship is justso different, ye different, It's so
sweet. As long as you're sweetlike that. I can't see you being

(54:42):
sweet to your sister at all.I can see him pains nice to my
sister most of the time. ButI had a brother too, so he
and I would gang up on hi, and then my dad would make us
mow the lawn. My sister neverhad to do it, and she'd be
looking out her window just sipping alemonade, and my brother and I are
mowing the lawn and we had abig You should two quick things before we
get to the entire Giants team,just running back and forth to the toilet.

(55:07):
First things first, from the JDshow. The other thing I want
to talk about really quick. Ithought I thought we were done. The
big Bay Area exodus still happening.I came across the support yesterday that even

(55:29):
from now, looking back from lastyear to now, there are thirty four
a thousand fewer people in the BayArea, that people are still leaving in
mass amounts, obviously because of highcost of living. It's just there's just
no slowing down. So I getit, but it makes me sad.
I get it makes me a littlesad, But it also gives me hope

(55:51):
that the costs of living will comedown a little bit because the more people
that leave than that will force thecost of living down because there'll be less
competition for rental housing and buying houses. And then I'll bring the When the
demand comes down, maybe a pricewill come down. A little good riddance,
get out of here, take alap. You're gone to see you
and everyone's kidding, kidding, butwe've you know, we've got a lot

(56:12):
of population here. We've a littleoverpopulated. The demand has been a little
too high for too long and that'sdriven the price up. So hopefully things
will kind of calm down. Andhow come as many people that leave the
Bay area. Why doesn't it everaffect traffic? Right, Yeah, that's
a good question. It does.Are all the people that are leaving just
scooter writers and stuff? They're notthey don't have a car. I guess

(56:37):
I don't know. Okay, let'stalk giants. Yeah, this is pretty
well, it's a pretty I wasgonna use an explet of issue situation for
the Giants. I don't know ifyou guys know, but they went and
played a few games in Mexico City. Major League Baseball didn't, in my
mind, didn't do a very goodjob promoting this because most people had no
idea. I didn't even know thatit happened or was happening. I know,

(56:59):
I didn't watching the games. Iwould have liked to tune in just
to see like it would have beencool. I don't think they did a
very good job promoting. But anyways, Giants are back now. They just
finished up a few games with theAstros. But unfortunately they brought back a
little something that a lot of travelersto Mexico have experienced at different times in
their life. I know I hadthey all got the number threes I think

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is what's happening. Everybody had areally upset stomach giants. Pitcher Logan website
in an interview the other day thatabout three quarters of the entire clubhouse has
been racing back and forth, ohmy gosh, to the bathrooms or whatever
restaurant they went to or whatever theyall had not treating them very well.
And this got me thinking a littlebit about how difficult this would be to

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be in that situation and be aprofessional athletes, particularly baseball, where you
could have a long inning where youhave to stand out there a long time.
For cheaty, that's no problem.I have consummation, but for the
rest. But for the giants,I mean, can you imagine being stuck
out there and always wear white pants? Yes, and you're stick out there
in the fields, you know,yeah? Or when you're batting, of

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course, and you're sliding into firstand you're feeling something about to burst.
No, you're sliding in a secondand you feel the toilet back in diarrhea.
And then of course when you're slidinginto third and you feel a juicy
and then when you're sliding into homeand your pants begin to foam. Have

(58:28):
you never heard that song? I'venever heard this? Are you kidding me?
I'm not joking. Why why wouldI have ever heard that song?
I thought making it up. It'sthe most well known baseball slush song that's
ever been composed. As a kid, you never sang this song, no,
probably because I wasn't a boy.This is something boys to do.

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I just know that. I'm justI didn't mean that girls can sing disgusting
songs too. They can. Andalso, you don't slide into first,
but if you do and you're feelingsomething about to burst diarrhea, diarrhea,
you don't know the song like baffledright now. I spent my entire childhood
singing this song happened to you.I feel like I've gotten so lucky going

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to Mexico and not having this happen. Oh, I've it happened to everyone.
I've had some successful trips, andthen I had one that and my
wife thinks it was the bacon wrappedhot dog that I ate from like a
street vendor or something. I can'tremember where I got it, but it
didn't hit me until I got home, which, like that was good.
At least it didn't happen at thebeginning of the trip, and I didn't
spend the entire time in the hotelroom and not in the pool cook home.

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But I'm telling you, it's themost sick I'd ever been in my
life. I was literally curled upon a ball in the bathroom floor.
It felt like my bones were coldon the inside. I was shivering and
chinking, laying on the ground,and then of course all the stomach issues
that go along with that kind ofsickness. It was terrible. Yeah,
anytime I've ever gone, my momwas very like bottled water only so we

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don't get sick. And that's whatI had, so it must it was
something I had. Yeah, itwas something I ate and it was rough.
Well that's gross. And does itlast long? Or the Giant's gonna
be good? I mean, dothey have upcoming game? I think it
can last for a little while.That's not good mine, I know mine
did. I was. I meanI was laid up for several days.
Oh, that'd be tough. Icouldn't imagine having to be a professional athlete
feel Yeah, especially if you're slidinginto second and you and the toilet starts

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to beckon. Okay, um,coming up next on the JV show,
I want to talk about this girlon TikTok, who says she has the
formula down to a science. Thisis how you slide into a celebrity's d
M, and death had to actuallyrespond to you. It was So we're
going to do that next year.Waldony for nine, The JV Show on

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Wild ninety nine. Saldany for nine, The Bays number one hit music station,
The JV Show on a Friday.I'm Selena, I'm Graham and I'm
cheating. Grahama's just telling us howwhat like three quarters of the Giants team
has they're sick after a chip toMexico. They're running bat Yeah, they're
you know, in and out ofthe bathroom. We got some talkbacks.
Good morning guys. What about theria for Selena's wedding when she goes out

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there to Mexico. What if everybodyin the wedding party has the riha during
the wedding? Oh my god,don't wish that on her new fear unlocked.
Yea, it's like my worst fears. It happened. It can,
of course it can. But umyeah, if that happened, I don't
know. Do we just cancel thewedding? Is it all? There's a
good medicine for that, but Ithink you have to have a prescription for

(01:01:36):
it. I think it's called likesippro or something. That stuff will just
knock it right out. You'll begood as naw. Okay, we got
to have that just on hand hand. I'm surprised Selena and CHEETI don't know
that song because if you're ever fallingfrom a ladder and you hear something splatter
diarrhea. I am singing the basics, sing the baseball version, and these

(01:01:58):
two are looking at me like I'mever heard this song, but everyone knows
we're sliding into home and your pantsbegin into foam. See I knew a
different rheous song, not the Baseballone. It was more along the lines
of that, like it had nothingto do with baseball. I didn't even
know there was a Baseball one.That's what I met. Baseball One's iconic,
and I'm shocked that your childhood wasvoid of this. Oh yeah,

(01:02:20):
my child is one of a lotof things. But that's a different story.
Um okay, So I want totalk about this girl on TikTok.
She is a quote unquote influencer.Everyone calls himself an influencer, but she
says she has the key to howyou can get a celebrity to respond to
you on social media apter slide inthe DMS, she says she has the
same down to a science. Herand her hot friends came up with this

(01:02:43):
formula. It's a three step processand it's proven successful. So here she
is explaining step number one. Stepone, you find your famous guy.
You take a look at who he'sfollowing, and you find some regular dudes
that he's following. You follow someof these regular guys and hopefully you get

(01:03:05):
one to follow you back. Sothen you have a mutual with your famous
guy. Okay, do you understandthat? So you're gonna go regular regular
people weays following and could be childhoodfriends, could be a relative or whatever.
Ye get a follow back. Thatway you look more legit. If
he goes to your page and youguys have a mutual friends, yeah,
you know, figure, maybe Iknow this perfect someone close to his circle.

(01:03:25):
So that's step one. You're steptwo. Once you land a mutual,
you got to make sure you havesome live stories. In a perfect
world, you should be in thesame city as the famous guy. You're
going to a concert, You're goingto a sporting event. So make sure
you have live stories that this famousguy could watch. Um, you know

(01:03:46):
you and your hot friends, youknow, thirst trappy, but same city
preferably. That way, it's easyfor you guys to like link up or
whatever. Um. Once you dothat, it's time to slide in the
DMS. It's time to slide itin. You DM something along the lines
of if you're looking for a goodtime, I'm here with my friends.
We would love to link and dropthe number. You can also do this

(01:04:11):
whole process with someone who's like closeto your target famous guy. She says
that you can do the same thingwith like his manager. If he has
an agent part of his entourage.You know, that'll get you closer to
him, work into the inner circle. Yes, my infiltrates. My only
thing is she's like, I've triedthis with jo I did not work.
Oh my god, she actually did? You tried? Remember you got close

(01:04:33):
to his No, listen, doyou remember Jack Harlow was unsure of his
opening act and the opening act wasinviting Chet to after party show. No,
I don't know which time, Idon't remember this. We all remember
that trying to go to the afterparty, but yeah, they didn't drop

(01:04:55):
the address in time. I amyeah, I was. What was your
comment? I forgot? Oh ohyeah. So I like this will work,
but I feel like for girls likeunless you just want to do because
honestly, they're just gonna want tohave that night of funds. I don't
think it's going to really lead itto anywhere. But that's what you want
to do, then that's fine,but opens the door to the possibility.

(01:05:17):
Yeah, I wish this person thatposted this step by step tutorial here let
us know which famous celebrity she wasable to use this on and it worked
on. I know that part's moreinteresting while I'm in probably sign an NDA.
The tutorial is interesting, but I'dlike to know, okay, prove
it if it actually worked. Whodo you got? But I need to

(01:05:40):
know what level of celebrity this willwork on. Yeah, I know this
isn't going to work on Drake.No, it might my Teamcake back the
Um, but yeah, it's notgoing to work on I can't think of
anyone bigger at the moment, butit's not going to work on everyone,
right, I guess I like theprocess. I think it'll hire your chances

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me I have too much pride,I think to ever Yeah, something like
that's kind of thirsty. It's maryand I feel like I just I could
never Yeah. And then how wouldyou feel if he like leaves you on
red? Oh? I would deletemy whole page. Well, you shot
your shot, right, that's allyou can get live? Yeah, I

(01:06:21):
suppose I guess. Um. Dowe talk about the lady who ran herself
over with the car? Yes?What happened? Or can we gotta do
quick? There was a lady inNew Jersey sixty one years old. Oh
my god, I feel so bad. She she got out of her car,
not realizing it was still like onand in drive. She ran herself

(01:06:43):
over, suffering injuries, and thenshe still got a ticket afterwards in another
car. You hear about the wholetime. It's a real thing. I
don't get it. Have you neverbeen ran over before? A question?
Is that? I mean, I'venever been fully ran over, but my

(01:07:03):
mom ran over my foot one time, and I hurt so bad. I
mean, I think you're the onlyone. I had a buddy that ran
over his own that ran over hisown foot, but he jumped out of
his car and was trying to likeghost ride it. You know, if
he was dancing next to it andit ran over his foot, he might
have broken his foot. Oh mygod. Yeah, cars are heavy,

(01:07:25):
they are turns out, don't dothat, But yeah, I don't.
Still I still don't get how peoplerun themselves over and it happens stories every
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He said that you got some shoutsout? I do. We've spent
a lot does everyone's birthday time?Everyone? Everyone aniversaries? Today I got

(01:07:49):
a d M said, hey,Graham, can you do me a huge
favor? Can you wish my fiancePrincess a happy thirtieth birthday? Shout out?
You don't ever say a woman's tageeverybody no big mistakes? And our
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(01:08:10):
Thank you all, And that's fromPatrick, Oh, thank you so much.
Um? Was that the only one? Yeah? I mean there's probably
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what's hot in music, movies,shows and the most talked about stories
happening today in the Bay. Sowe're going a little earlier this time around,

(01:08:31):
so we have more time to discussbecause this is so crazy. It's
Timberland, right, you know,he produces. He yesterday gave a little
sneak peek of something he's been workingon, an AI song with Biggie.
I knew this was coming only amatter of time. Here's what he posted.

(01:08:54):
I gotta shift somebody working on becauseI always wanted to do this.
I always wanted to work. We'rebig and I never got a chance to.
So then he previews some of thesong, and it's really crazy.
It's I couldn't crab the entire thing, obviously, but when you're listening to
him, it's Biggie rapping about otherartists like Nipsey Hustle and Pop Smoke and
Papa isn't even a live not evenboy sorry obviously he wasn't even born,

(01:09:16):
you know, when Biggie was alive. So it's really crazy to hear these
things until today, isn't it crazy? Like and it sounds dead like dead
on him. Yeah, it soundslike him. Yeah, yeah, I

(01:09:40):
don't like this, and it's it'svery crazy because so many artists were spoken
out against this and then we havesome of his biggest timblin who's like embracing
it. Yeah, I about it. I don't like it. No,
he Isn't it crazy that we're gonnaget or could get, you know,
whole albums from Tupac I know,right yea iconic artists that have passed asked

(01:10:00):
and it's gonna sound so real andso dead on And a lot of these
guys had music, you know,that they would release after their death,
and we saw a lot of thosecome out, and people are like,
whoa, they had so many songsrecord I didn't know about. Well,
guess what, They've just got anew catalog of unlimited amount of music that
can now come out, which islike weird, but at the same time,
like I do kind of want tolisten to it a little bit,

(01:10:24):
a little part of it. Iguess this a little hypocritical because I would
definitely listen to it, I know, and I don't agree with it.
It's gonna sound so good. Songswe've heard so far are better than the
artists. And again this is earlyon the AI AI imitating these guys.

(01:10:44):
This is early on. This islike when movies first started using CGI and
stuff and you're like, yeah,that looks a little cheap, it looks
a little fake. We're right therewith AI doing this pretty in like a
couple of years, we're gonna bewhere it's seamless. So I gotta thank
Graham for actually bringing this story tome. Welcome. It hasn't been confirmed
yet, but there are rumors thatJordan Poole, you know, Cheaty,

(01:11:05):
your man from the Warriors, he'sactually been for everybody. He's for everybody.
There's a rumors that he just doit for me. I'm gonna be
honest with you. What do youmean. I think it's a little mustache.
Maybe I was just telling you theair. I don't like his mustache.
I love that kind of mustache though. Hit the weight room a little
bit more too, can we getLet's get a little more size on him.

(01:11:28):
He's a little He's like he's likea running stick. He needs a
little more weight. I mean notjust you know, to be a better
player too. I want to seea muscle round a little bits in season.
Now it's skinny skinny Kings brands voicewhatever, and hey, we don't
body shame, and it's not bodyshaming. It's the thing you know that's
been a critique about him as aplayer for a long time, like,

(01:11:49):
let's get some size on you.So the rumor is that he took Ice
Spice on a five hundred thousand dollarsdates. What does that mean? What
did they do? I went andlooked up you know where this rumor initially
started, and this article says thathe basically just took her on a shopping
spree and they hit the Gucci store, they hit you know, Louis Watton,

(01:12:13):
and he bought her a car.What that is this true? I
don't know. People are pointing outthat Jordan Poole did sign a very big
deal. I mean he's got themoney to do it, right, he's
making tons of money. Good forher and on one date, on one
day for that actually happened, goodfor her? Like what do you have
to do if you actually but ifyou actually start dating, how are you

(01:12:33):
going to top the first date?You got to save some save some Ammo
there, bro, you blew itmaking a million dollars date and you just
go up from there. You cannotsustainable. And he's making a ton of
money, but that's not sustainable.Yeah, you got anniversaries you'll be having
and progress the kid's birthdays and stuff. You can't keep going up. So
the reason why this rumor is comingback up is because Cameron, he was

(01:12:58):
on an episode of his and hewas totally trashing Jordan Pool. For this
Jordan Pool, you spent five hundredthousand dollars on a spice ice spice date.
He's a munch. You have amunch and you're playing like an He's
a munch. I don't like theJordan Pool. You know, Warriors slandering.

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Yeah, I don't know. I'msorry. That was really funny.
It was a what do you have? Alight? And arrest has been made
in the case of the Davis stabbings. There were three separate stabbings we know
over the past week or so,two of them fatal. The entire college
and city of Davis was on highalert as this killer was just out on
the loose. We talked yesterday abouthow a person of interest had been detained.

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Police are now saying that they believehe is, in fact, the
suspect in all three of the attacks. Twenty one year old x UC Davis
student Carlos Domingus he's gonna be facingmurder and attempted murder charges. When he
was arrested, he had a knifein his backpack. An investigators said that
he sounded like he knew they werelooking for him. Oh my God,
and their talks with him. SoI don't know what's going on, but
it sounded like he'd been cooperating inthese interviews so far. Dominguez attended Laney

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College here in Oakland before heading toUC Davis. He started at UC Davis
in the fall of twenty twenty.He was enrolled there until last month,
when he was quote separated for academicreasons. I don't know what that means
more of you, just well,I hope this isn't the street. It
sounds like he is. So everyonecan breathe a little anything else, Graham,
Yeah, lots to get you guys. Caught up on from the JV

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Show Live Layoff Season News Live LayoffSeason. I said that wrong Layoff Season
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First San Francisco based Upwork, theirsite you know, connects freelancers to employers.
They announced they're going to be cuttingfifteen percent of their staff, which
is one hundred and thirty seven employees. Then Unity, a video game company
also based here in the city,said hold my beer, we want to

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ask some jobs too. They announcedthey're gonna be laying off about six hundred
people, which is eight percent oftheir workforce. Again, this is really
unfortunate, especially because these are likelya lot of Bay Area positions getting cut.
And then yesterday e commerce site Shopifythey announced they're gonna be cutting twenty
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