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Rod, Tessa, Alex, and Chile talk about musicians that own bars, tell you how much the "American Dream" will cost you now, and debate whether or not men should stop drinking when their wives/girlfriends are pregnant. They also bring back The Torture Ten.

Episode Transcript

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Just like yesterday, only better.Good morning. This is Ed McMahon and
now ladies and gentlemen, Pee RodRyan Day, Yeah, Pomp Day.
Wild Card Wednesday, smack dab inthe middle of the league. It'll be
stupid warm again today. Hell's goingon here today? High of around ninety

(00:26):
two. All right, partly clottyskies, ten percent chance of rain.
Don't normally leave with the weather.I'd like to lead with some fun things
here. How about Abby Abbe goingfor win number three fresh out of bed,
head to head. Put some brandnew concert tickets in there too.
Man Falling in Reverse. I justfound out about that show, so we'll

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talk about that coming up. Stptickets in homeroom on the fun Fact flashback.
I feel like I've brought in somereally strong fun facts today, Alex.
Can we play the Torture ten?We shrit in, I mean,
you know, up all the funnythings and then we tortured nine people.
We torture all ten of them,but ten the tenth person will win the
hailstorm tickets. That's gonna go downin around seven twenty. I mentioned it

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on the air yesterday, and thensomeone suggested that we play the game so
I'm like, all right, I'malways open to your suggestions. Rob Zombie
Alis Cooper tickets at a twenty alternativeincome at nine ten Kings of Leon tickets
on No the show. I mean, it's just gonna be action packed all
morning long. All right, Tessa, I know you've got a lot to
talk about too. What's going onwith the Houston's headlines? Yeah, good
morning, Rod, Good morning homeroomSo luck we got here locally this broth

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breaking within the last six hours.Houston Police Chief Troy Finner is stepping down
as chief of the department. Yeah. In an email sent by Houston Marriya
John Whitmyer to members of the department, with Meyer announced that he accepted Finner's
retirement. Whitmyer has appointed Larry saturWaite as acting chief. We know Finner's
a Houston native. He'd been chiefof HVD for a little over three years.

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But we'll get into it because thedepartment had a bunch of incident reports
that were suspended due to lack ofpersonnel, and there's some issue with the
timing of how long the chief knewabout this. Okay, so that's a
big local story. Then Airict issuinga weather watch for today because unseasonably high

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temperatures expected again that could result inwhat more power usage. Officials don't anticipate
any problems and aren't asking for conservation. They say, our reserves are a
bit lower than usual because there's alot of matenange work going on within the
grid. But they, I don'tknow, just wanted to poke their head
out of the ground and just say, hey, yeah, we're we're still

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here working on that grid thing.The Boy Scouts of America are changing its
name to Scouting America. The organizationsaid it's officially making the change February twenty
twenty five. Why well, theysay it's a sign of their commitment to
inclusion. Now. More than amillion youth are currently enrolled in Boy Scouts
programs across the nation. That includesover one hundred and seventy five thousand girls.

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So they just want to make sure, I guess everyone feels included.
They say it's a simple but veryimportant evolution. Sevester Sillone is selling eleven
of his watches. He's gonna pocketmillions from the sale. Yeah, he's
got some pretty impressive time pieces.There's this one Petique Philip grand Master chime

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that's never been touched, that couldsell for more than five million dollars is
a big thing among the elite richwhen they watch game, but very important.
When they said that he was gonnamake millions of dollars, I thought,
Okay, this guy must have hundredsof them. He's selling eleven watches,
yeah, eleven. The market forsome of these time pieces is insane.
One of them is five million.Do you want to feel poor?

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You could go look at this blogpage and like these names. I've never
heard these brands. Yesterday, AustinCity Limits Music Festival announce our lineup.
Du Alipa, Chris Stapleton are allgoing to headline Austin City Limits Festival in
October. We know that goes downin Zilker Park. It's going to be

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October fourth through six, and thenthe weekend following October eleventh through thirteenth is
also People put me on this Houstonband, apparently Crew Hungabin. They're headliners
too. I don't know who theyare, and I'm probably saying it wrung.
Please send me an email test atthe buzz dot com. Those are
Houston headlines. Go ahead, alexWell, the Astros lost to the Yankees
last night ten to three. They'regonna play them again tonight. Spencer Arraghetti's

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gonna be in the Mount for theshows going up against the Yankees. Carlos
Ron Done or radon first pitches atsix o' five and you can listen to
it on our sister station, SportsTalk seven to ninety. In the NBA
Playoffs, last night, the Celticsblew out the Caves one twenty to ninety
five and the Thunder took care ofthe Mavericks one seventeen to ninety five.
There's only one game on the scheduletonight in the NBA, Knicks take on
this the Pacers at seven. Youcan watch it on T and T.

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In the Stanley Cup Playoffs, thebig night there Rangers got by the Hurricanes
and double overtime, and the Avalanchemeet the Stars in Ozia the double Dallas
last night. Pretty great night forsports everyday. There are two more games
on the Stanley Cup schedule tonight,This host the Bruins at six thirty and
the Oilers take on the Connects atnine. You watch both of those games
on ESPN. That is what's goingon in sports. Two overtime games last

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night and a double overtime game,double overtime times totally. I know I'm
gonna hate the answer to this question. What time did you go to bed
last night? Midnight? I knewI was gonna hate it. Why I
asked the question? Were powerwashing inthe garage behind me? So that kept
me up all night? Anyway?Yesterday, yesterday, bearer man? Today

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you? Yeah? Today? Youinfuriating me already? Did I just come
in here and beat a good moodonce? Now? Just for once?
Never four hours of pain and bea little more painful for Alex. If
you want the first phone call,come get it. Seven, one,
three, two, the most interactiveshow on the radio, So this one
ninety four or five the Buzz GoodMorning got Ryan Show, Alex, you

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pissed me off so much. Youpissed me off, so I didn't even
do it. Two days in arow, today's in a row. Dude,
you just made the list. Whatdo you do? Yesterday? You
weren't singing backups. I did singbackups. You turned my mic off.
You weren't singing back I turned mymic off. I watched you. You
weren't singing backups during the Crisiazic gamewas and my mic was needed, and
then you were up until midnight.Last night they powerwashed the parking garage outside

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of my window all night. CanI play? Can I play a sound
for you? This is because Iwant to play the sound that I heard
all night long? Said all nightlong, hang on NonStop? Did you
stay up on your own watching hockeyuntil midnight? No, at nine o'clock.
At nine o'clock, for the secondnight in a row, the parking
garage behind me has been you werethey're power washing all night. What is

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that? It's like a power washing. They have two power washing trucks in
the big poses and there's like ateam of eight guys. And I was
taking my dog out and I waslike, hey, guys, what's up
with this dude? And they saidtheir contracted out there for the twenty He
was there one off. The babywas there. That's what he He played
me a little of that. Thismorning, I'm like, well, they're
getting it done there. Maybe hell, they wanted to overnight. They're cleaning

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everything. They're cleaning everything the residentialarea, buddy, So why know it's
got to shut down at nine,don't they? And they're not done?
You said, Oh, no,No, they said they could be there
till it's twenty eighth. Okay,chilly, Did I not ask for the
first phone call? Did I notsay anything? I was so upset.
I was infuriated that this kid wasup until midnight. Yeah, I didn't

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hear you asked for it. Ineed a first phone call, throwing you
off your game, dude, Yeah, get not my fault, not my
fault. Get your mind right,and my mind's so right. Get your
mind right. We got torture ten. I can't wait, got Abby,
can't wait? Get ready, Abby? I did not put friend off friend

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on. Eli sent me a drop. I'm not putting it in the this
day three. Oh you weren't onthat yesterday? Uh Tessa. Eli sent
He's like, oh, you gotto use this for Abby. And he
did the right thing. He sentme the exact time. He's like,
here, here's the last of thetime, not hey, just go find
this. Yeah, like he didall your should do you have an awesome
Abby drop? But you're you're sayingno, yeah, And I was like,
yeah, I play this tomorrow andthen when she loses, just get

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yelled at. I know, butI want to hear the drop now,
I'll load it for the next thing. All right, Well, Abby's gonna
go for win number three. Igot STP Live Soul Asylum tickets for you
on the fun Fact flashback. I'mhappy about these fun facts. The Looking
at Girls block page is awesome,and I put and I know, no,

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I don't have time. I don'thave time. I had to go
to the phones. Looking at Girlsblog page is awesome. Today it's no
time for the first phone call ofthe day. I can't hold it on
you longer. I gotta tell younow that Hey, what's Nathan? Hang
on one second? So do youremember how hard Kim Kardashian got booed going

(08:46):
out there for the Tom Brady roast? Yeah? Netflix edited, I got
yesterday and I'm waiting for the booze. I watched it yesterday and it was
like they didn't boo hr. Theytook it all out. They took it
out, They got dashing, theygot Chris Jennard. It talks about that.
I'm looking at girls, all right, Come on, stuff that matters.
Nathan, Good morning, Hey brother, how do you doing. I'm

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doing okay, man, I don'tknow, I don't I'm slipping. I'm
losing my game here, I don'tknow. No, you're not You're not
You're not losing your game. BraOkay, you are the show that matters,
man. Everybody just thought you weregone. No, no, no,
no, you're the show that matters. Roddy. Yeah, you can
tell you, man. Okay,I hope, so, I hope so

(09:31):
no, no, no, no, no, you know you know I'm
gonna tell you what's a good program. You know you got another five blessing
years to go, so you getout of it. So you jump ship.
You know, we'll see, we'llsee. Nathan. Listen, now
you better you look look you youare the You're one of the best in

(09:52):
radio. And I love you.I've been listening to you for years and
years and years and years and yearsand years and years and years and years
and years and years years. Wow, I'm gonna forget to ask for the
first phone call all the time thoseyears. No, I love you.
You know, I'm ready for thetext because this baseball crap ain't working for
me. It's not working for anybody. So other teams have felt, yeah,

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it's not working for anybody. We'vehad it so good for so long.
Here still love them, but you'reright, like, uh, let's
get into football soon. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well listen, bro,
thank you so much. I reallyappreciate your your great energy this morning.
Thank you, Nathan, get Starget Stark. Thank you really, really
really nice way to start the show. On the flip. Gotta rec check

(10:37):
for you. I'm still mad atyou, Alex, but that was nice
of Nathan to come and fix myattitude on the flip. Got a rec
check for you. We'll find outwhat's trending, and then we'll get set
up for the game Alternative and tellthem at the Rod Ryan Morning Show.
The Buzz Buzz, Good morning,rod Ryan's Show. On this wild Card

(10:58):
wind Day. Okay, we're gettingset up fresh out of bed, head
to head coming up in just alittle bit. It's gonna be hot today,
Hi ninety one ninety two partly Claudie'sGuy's ten percent chance of rain.
What's trending? Rod Card Wednesday isdoing the best. I haven't clicked on
it yet, but for our blogpage right now, that's what's getting all

(11:18):
the click click clicker. Ruse,you'd mentioned the look at a girl's blog
page talking about the roast of TomBrady. I started to watch the Last
Night's three Hours, so I definitelydidn't watch the whole thing. But apparently
at the end he was gifted likea Super Bowl soal ring and it was
apparently the real deal, like itwas actually a ring full of diamonds across
like forty thousand bucks. Was therea charity component to this in any way

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or did he just agree to doit? I'm not sure because when they
roasted Pam Anderson, She's like,I don't want to do it. They're
like, well, we'll donate ahuge chunk of money to your animal.
I love animals. Stuff, Petesomething interesting. I haven't even got that
far. Okay, Alex, doyou ever hear anything about that? Did
Tom Brady just agree to do it? Just to do it? It just
happens? Yeah, okay, whatelse? That? And then all of

(12:05):
the all the sports happenings like DallasStars, Dallas Mavericks, Celtics, those
are the PSG Stars. No,the Dallas team's lost, and the Edwards
trending Bruins. It's it's all.Uh, it's all sports there on Google
trending. That's what trending on ninefive bucks. Good morning, everybody,

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this is Abby still hanging around.I am your fresh out of bed head
ahead Q Day champion. Sorry fellows, no one slam clam here. You
join me on Wednesday when I makeit win number three bitches. Is the
Abby drop good? It is good, but we're not playing it because you
feel like it'll jinks there. Yeah, I want that. I want that

(12:50):
on me. We have an awesomeAbby drop just sitting around and we're not
going to play it. The jinksdrop. Okay, okay, you want
to play Abby seven one, three, two and two, five nine four
five. It must be the buzzninety four or five the buzz on a
wild card Wednesday. Come on,wakey, wakey, hands off those cupcakes,

(13:11):
get up. We gotta do ittoday. Another warm day, unseasonably
warm day. Today. Hi haveninety one ninety two partly Cloudy's guys,
ten percent chance of rain. Listen, I'm excited. I'm excited. We
got Abby on the show. Let'splay and now each time for the Fresh
out of bed Head to Head Challenge. Listeners to your corners, good morning,

(13:35):
hey, good morning. We havea drop for you. And Alex
is respecting your run right now.He feels that if he puts in some
sort of an Abby drop from amovie or something. He feels like it'll
upset your flow. That's how muchhe loves having you on. He doesn't
want to mess He do's want tomess with you. I'll probably end up
jinxing myself the very first time.I say, you guys, lest the

(13:56):
game and drum dy, we wantto hear the draw. Did a time
machine and go back before? Shesaid that? You start right now?
Okay, you never said that,Abby, You never said that. Taking
on Abby is autumn? What twogirls chick fight autumn? Yes, good

(14:18):
morning, chick fy Autumn. Youplayed last year? I did? I
remember? I remember? I don'tremember how well you did? Though?
Did you win a couple? Iwon one? You won one game?
Hell yeah, well okay former oneslam clam. Abby doesn't know how that
feels because she won two games.It looks like you got through. You're

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playing today? I mean, whatis it? It's like all or nothing
around this place. Shout out yourname when you think you know the answer.
What are they playing for? Ihave falling in reverse tickets there the
tickets concil this Friday, but I'vegone for the winner of this game.
I think it was just an ounce. Yeah, that's a new concert for
us. Okay, and it's ahuge deal. Got Autumn taken on?

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Abby, This is better than thatTyson fight that's coming up. Oh yeah,
all right, shout out your name, ladies. When you think you
know the answer, wait for meto call on you. Question number one,
what one hundred and fiftieth Derby wasjust happy? Abby? Abby?

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The Kentucky Derby. That's the correctanswer, Kentucky Derby. The question reads,
what one hundred and fiftieth Derby wasjust held at Churchill Downsby? Okay,
Abby, Okay, Autumn. Thisis awesome. I never wanted to

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end. I hope there's ten ties. I don't wish that. I really
don't wish that upon us. Herewe go, girls, Abby and Autumn.
What actor played Ron Burgundy? Autumn? Abby, Abby, Will Cheryl.

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Let's say it with a question markunless you're doing a bit that's funny.
He's Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell?Who is Will Ferrell? Yeah?
Abby, great game today, Autumn. I feel like we wasted avenue on
Why are you what? Why areyou calling right now? There was already

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a girl on I know, Iknow, see you in thirty days.
Here are you in thirty days.Yeah, in thirty days. All right,
autumn, you're on the clock,Abby, crooked ass. Good game.
What's tim more ladies play? Sure, let's have some more ladies play.
I agree with you there, allright, that was an awesome game.
Today. You just got those fallingin reverse tickets and that show was

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just announced. My goodness, twentyyears of mayhem in the morning. What's
the rod Ryan Show? Only?I'm ninety four or five? The buzz?
I's the buzz? Good morning,rod Ryan's Show three eleven and beautiful,
Good morning rod Ryan. Shump sumsup the show a lot two percent
chance of rain all day to askingnothing above that. I see partly Claudis

(17:08):
guys, and another like hot.I can say hot if it's ninety right,
So ninety two might be the hightoday. Addie, Yeah, she
said she was upset. I wasjust talking to her a little bit.
Now she's really come out of hershell a lot. She's really, i
mean, coming into her own.She's playing great. She played lights out

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today. She said it was madthat you guys were on vacation last week.
I said, okay, everybody kindof piles on us, you know,
because that was our first vacation.You know it's already you know,
January, February, March, AprilMay, five months. She said,
last year, you guys played agame and it was her favorite, and
she was laughing Hooker or Horse.It was before the Kentucky Derby. Remember

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it was a one off game.We had never played it again and Radio
Wizard blew me up. It hatedthe game. She said, that was
the funniest thing we did last year, the hooker or Horse. And we
were just giving out names. Isit either a hooker name or a horse
name? And no one could getit and we played like seventeen rounds of
it. Is so maybe that's whyWizard hated it because it took so long.

(18:15):
It's a hard game, but itwas funking. Yeah, only the
elite I got it. That islike anything we do. Head to head
Challenge. Here's your current champion.Good morning, everybody. This is Abby.
I'm still hanging out. I amyour friend out of bed head to
head three day champion, clearly lookingto take on dudes and six. So

(18:38):
join me on Thursday when I makeit win number four Phil, Abby behave
It's the fuck. That's the daywe make you look smart by buddy.
It's the fus the day Captain Cashbrother b it Mike's working. How old

(19:00):
is Alex van Halen today? Alex, let's see Eddie's older brother. Yeah,
and he's go call on that.He's got to be uh seventy seventy
one. I'll give you the yeahif you're guessing. Fun fact, Happy
birthday to the great Alex van Halen. His brother has talked about as being

(19:23):
such a virtuoso at the guitar.Alex is one of the greatest rock drummers
of all time. Fun Fact Alexvan Halen originally took guitar lessons. His
brother Eddie took drum lessons. Oneday, Alex tried Eddie's drums, said
hey, I'm better at you thanthis. He started playing the drums and

(19:45):
Eddie had no choice, but hejust picked up the guitar and started playing.
That so funny. That reminds meof Sully when he met Shannon from
Godsmack right, because doesn't Sully wantedto be the drummer. Sully was the
drum He was a drummer, andthen Assaw Shandon, Who's like, oh
damn okay, I guess I'm notthe drummer anymore. Boy Scouts of America

(20:07):
is changing their name. Yeah,you talked about them, America Scouts of
America. Six Boy Scouts have goneon to become the President of the United
States of America. JFK. GeraldFord, Bill Clinton, George W.
Bush, Barack Obama, and JoeBiden. That is, they were all

(20:30):
Girl Scouts America. Which one madeit to Eagle Scout though? Go ahead,
Tessa, that's you. That's you. That list. Let's say JFK.
Gerald Ford, Gerald Ford, youcan't have the ones? Uh,
Eagle Scout. Former Rod Ryan Showcast mate Mark Wiggins, Oh, he

(20:52):
made it to Eagle Scout too,Yeah, Dad of two. Now there
are two hundred and forty two differentways to make change for a dollar using
just quarters, dimes, nickels,and Pennies's neat keep them all. It
was meek. It's the fuck thatsto the day. We make you look

(21:12):
smart in your bodies. It's thefuck that to the day. Thank god
Alex tried those drums. We mightnever have had. Eddie van Halen important,
what's you giving away? I havea pair of tickets to see Stone
Temple Pilots at Woodlands pavilion. Allright, it's your fun. So beer

(21:36):
is made by converting the starch froma grain into a sugar, fermenting it
and it makes it and turns itinto alcohol. What did we say yesterday
was technically beer seven one, three, two four five. It's now time
for rock out with your stock outwith Captain Cash. Oh, and then
I told a fun story about howyesterday when we talked, discuss this one.

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(22:22):
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(22:45):
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Night ninety four or five. TheBuzz Welcome Back, rod Ryan Show,
Home Room, Good morning, rodRyan Show. Oh boy, I got

(23:15):
I gotta bail on you. Ifyou can't hear me, No, I'm
here, I'm here, all right. What's your name? Oh? I
didn't touch it. What's his name? Yeah? I didn't get home much
chill this guy going on over there. I'm gonna have to go in.
I'm rod dogging. Now I'm goingI'm bypassing Chili Highway. Good morning,
Rod Ryan Show. Who's this hut? Nelson? I think Chili says,

(23:40):
don't swear. Turn down your radio, roll up your windows. Good morning.
How are you? I'm pretty good? Pretty good? How about yourself?
Great? We talked about beer,how it's made by converting the starch
in a grain into sugar and thenfermenting it to alcohol. What is technically
a beer? Sucky? Suck iton signing arms. I've done those with

(24:02):
how before? Nelson? Congratulations,you're the winner. What are you giving
them? Did you get the StoneTuble pilot tickets with Live in Soul Asylum
a Woodlands. Congratulations? Also,thank you very much plots for me?
Nice dude. All right, Nelson, have a great date. Thanks thanks
for being Blink on the Buzz.Ninety four or five of the Buzz acl

(24:29):
lineup is now out. You cansee the full listing and everything you need
to know about Ailson City Limits MusicFestival on the music blog page. Blink
on eighty two one of the bigheadliners with Chris Stapleton and you say,
do a lipa, Do aleipa?Well, good morning. I hope you're
off to a great start to yourday. Man, that was a pretty
good homeroom torture. Ten's one ofmy favorite things. Now, it was

(24:51):
suggested that you guys would like meto hang up on nine people and give
away a pair of tickets to thetenth call I prevail hailstorm tickets. We're
gonna get into that closer to aroundseven to twenty this morning, Rob zombie
El's Cooper tickets. At eight twenty, we got a ten percent chance of
raining, partly cloudy, high ofninety one today. No okay, helped

(25:15):
me weird the There we go,all right, Tesla, this guy Houston's
Headlines. Yeah, and we're goingto start with the big local story today.
This was something that really broke overnightwas the fact that police chief Houston
Police Chief Troy Finner is stepping downas chief of the department, and an
email sent out by Houston Maryor JohnWhitmyer to members of the department, Whitmyer

(25:37):
announced that he accepted Finner's retirement.Now, Whitmeyer has appointed Larry Saderwhite as
acting chief as of now. Butas you know, Finner is Houston native.
This was a hometown guy. He'dbeen the chief of Houston PD for
a little over three years. Andthis is all about incident reports right that
were suspended due to lack of personnel. Those reports date back to twenty sixteen.
Finner said he knew about the casesbeing suspended back in twenty twenty one

(26:00):
and mandate that this code for lackof personnel stop being used. However,
there was this internal document that wasobtained that Cho's cheapener was looped in about
the code being used as far backas twenty eighteen. Now, Finner has
said yesterday in a press conference,like, hey, I never intended to
fool anyone, you know, pullthe wool over on anyone. He said,

(26:21):
you know, he thought as faras he was answering the questions that
he hadn't seen that document anyway.Lots of back and forth going on,
and that is really the big breakinglocal news. Another big story is that
TikTok issuing the US government saying thatyou know what, this potential ban,
it violates the First Amendment. Andthe company is now arguing that invoking national
security concerns isn't a sufficient enough reasonto restrict free speech. There's a lot

(26:45):
of free speech that goes on onTikTok. You know, the US is
saying, hey, if you wantto stay here, you got to sell
the app or we're gonna ban it. So this, this lawsuit that was
just filed yesterday argues that, youknow, this is really violating the constitution
protections of free speech. So itcalls an percent unprecedented violation of the First

(27:08):
Amendment. That's a huge story circulatingaround. Now. Another big story,
Well, I got something for youthough. So former President Trump's criminal hush
money trial. It has been goingon, but it got personal yesterday as

(27:29):
a former adult film star Stormy Danielsfinally took the stand and a lot of
people were waiting about for this.Under cross examination, she talked about an
alleged sexual encounter with Donald Trump nearlytwo decades ago. She's at the court
of the case that alleges Trump paidher one hundred and thirty thousand dollars to
stay quiet ahead of the twenty sixteenelection. So she takes the stand yesterday
she testified that relations with the presidentwere brief, unenjoyable. I don't know.

(27:57):
I don't want to read this,don't want to read this. What
is this the news? Is thisthe news? It was brief. They
did it in the missionary position.That's what was said at the Court use
protection, the court of law.Let the record show that that's what she
said. That is what she said, Alex. Let's wrap it up,

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Well he did it. Let's talkabout Flavor Flav because he's promising to sponsor
the US women's water polo team tothe Paris Olympics. He responded to a
post from the team captain asking forfinancial help, and Flavor Flav said,
Hey, yo, as a girldad and a supporter of all women's sports,
I'm a personally sponsor you, mygirl, whatever you need, and
I'm a sponsor the whole team.So his manager apparently got in touch with

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the agent. He says he's goingto use all his relationships and resources to
help. Even more so, theteam will be competing for a fourth consecutive
gold medal and they still need somefinancial helps to go to the Paris Olympics.
They wanted all in twenty twelve,twenty sixteen, twenty twenty, Flavor
Flav says, look, I'm agirl dad, I support all women's sports.
I got you, I got youyep, you lost my missionary.

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I haven't heard a word you.I have not been paying attention. That's
not focus. Sorry, we area pretty big announcement following a reverse announced
the release of their highly anticipated newalbum, Popular Monster. And this is
the first new music for following areverse since twenty seventeenth Coming Home. They
are going to tour, and wehave all the tour dates on our music

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blog page. I know they're makinga stop in Houston on why can't I
do this anymore? August thirtieth?I'm like, what is eight August thirtieth
the Pavilion. We gave away ticketsto that in home room, so those
are using deadlines. The Mish.It's got everybody, the Mess, the
Mish. Are you gonna be okays? The Mish? Yeah, that's one

(29:45):
more time I throw you off atall? Did I think that was for
something else? All? Right?Here we go. Yeah. Astros lost
the Yankees last night ten to three. They're gonna play them again tonight.
Spent Arighanty's gonna be in the mounainfor the Stros going up against the Yankees.
Carlos rodn first pitch for that gameis at six or five, and
you can listen to it on oursister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety.
Last night, in the NBA playoffs, the Celtics bleugh at the Cavs

(30:07):
one twenty to ninety five, andthe Thunder took care that the Mavericks one
to seventeen the ninety five. Bothteams took one zero leads in those series.
There's only one game on the NBAschedule tonight, Knicks play the Pacers
at seven. You can catch thatone on TNT. It was a big
night in the Stanley Cup playoffs.The Rangers get by the Hurricanes in double
overtime four to three, and theAvalanche beat the Stars in OT four to
three. There are two more gamestonight, Panthers host the Bruins at six

(30:30):
thirty and the Oilers take on theCanucks at nine. You can watch both
of those on ESPN. And insoccer, Houston do MFC lost to Detroit
CITYFC and penalties last night. Theyare now out of the US Open Cup.
That is what's going on in sports. The Rod Ryan Morning Show six
to ten AM, The Buzz ninetyfour or five The Buzz, Good Morning,

(30:52):
rod Ryan's Show Incybis. Are youin? I Know? I ask
you this every time. Is thatthe tattoo you were gonna get if you
if you were going to get anincubist tattoo? It was dig dig Okay,
good morning everybody. That's Alex.He's got a couple of tattoos,
but he was thinking about an incubisttattoo. Uh baby tattoo. Yeah,

(31:15):
I got like four I need getyou got some ideas, yeah, yeah,
I kind of want to do thething you do with the sound waves
sound wave. I want to dothat maybe like I'm wrist or whatever,
because it's something that you do everyday, and it's so I have my
baby well London, Uh, beforeshe was born, I had the sound
wave from the ultrasound boo boom boomboom boom boom, And then you know,

(31:37):
we work in sound waves every day. Alex cuts audio every single day.
That's what I have that on myarm and loving kind of knows what
it is. And the other radiothing I don't have yet is everybody that's
in radio has been in radiaro hasa microphone somewhere on then I do have
a couple of microphones on me.I've been overdue for that one for a
while. My podcast Logo has amicrophone, is to come and take it,

(31:57):
Logo where a microphone is, andI'm gonna get that also, so
I'll get I'll get both the radiocheck marks. Okay, so you're gonna
actually, so you're gonna get apast the gravy. Yeah, somebody already
got one, and I told themI was like, the second somebody else
gets one, I'm absolutely good.Yeah, you have to, you have
to. Well, good morning everybody. Hope you're off to Hope you're off
to a great start to your Wednesdayhump day. Alex and I were just

(32:21):
kind of discussing. We have theTorture ten coming up. Yeah, so
this is where we get all thefun drops and we we ruined people's dreams
of winning on the show. Today. I've got I Prevail and Hailstorm tickets
coming up August tenth, Woodlands Pavilion. If you didn't see, If you
didn't see or listen to my interviewwith Lizzie Hale, it's available on our

(32:44):
YouTube channel. And she was great. It wasn't me at all. When
I say like an interview was awesome, it means that they were great.
She couldn't have been nicer. Shewas in a mood to chat. We
both realized that the time got awayfrom us. Supposed to be like a
twenty minute interview, and we talkedfor I think about an hour, so

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she clearly had nowhere to go.Man. She's awesome, she is,
and she got into so much talkedabout everything. Man. So we'll have
those tickets for you coming up injust a little bit, partly Claude's Guy's
one day today, I've around ninetyone. Well, if you guys know
this about me, big knife guy. Yeah, I had no idea.

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I'm a knife guy. I don'tlike have a cool assortment. But I've
ordered knives from those Hillbillies on theovernight a couple of like years ago.
I ordered some sets, okay,like I didn't get the one where they
threw in a katana or whatever likethat. I don't have any swords.
Well that's not true. I do. Hell bought me a sword long time
ago. Oh my god, he'sa weirdo. Thanks Al. Yeah,

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I guns aren't my thing. Knives. I could have a collection of knives.
Cool. Do I have an armyright now? No? I don't.
I don't. I used to carryone all the time, like a
pocket knife, my pocket knife.It's awesome. If I feel like you
feel like a dude, you feellike a man. Yeah, does anyone
have a knife? I've got here? Of course, it's like, oh,
let me help you with that.And you just whip out your poet

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like some cool pocket knife. Wewere like, thanks, Grizzly Adams.
I just bought some too. Idon't know where they are. Pocket knives,
a regular knives, pocket knives.I need a good kitchen set,
mine gives off dorm room. Ihave like colored knives. I've seen them
in your videos, like you havepurple purplely knives. I need like some
grown up things. I wasn't happyto read this this morning. Everyone knows

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what a Swiss army knife is.Yes, uh, they're gonna make Swiss
army knives with no knife. That'sjust just the gadget tree. So it's
just gonna be a Swiss army thing. That's a multitude mm hmmmm hmm.
The Swiss company that makes the legendarySwiss army knife, they're in the early

(35:00):
stages of developing the first range ofbladeless products fork spoon. That knife is
pretty freaking handy. Let me tellyou that's the main one. They're gonna
put some little mini Nobody uses thelittle mini scissors. Okay, you just
show your buddy that nobody uses them. Little toothpick they had to that plastic

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toothpicky lose immediately. Awesome. Soapparently the knife crime that's happening elsewhere,
Like we have other crime here andit involves guns, elsewhere, they have
knife crime. They're several countries areadding stricter bands on restrictions on carrying knives.
So the Swiss Army Knife company wantsto still have people carrying around their

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product, so they're gonna put outbladeless Swiss Army knives. Okay, I
don't like it. I don't likeit. I mean, listen, I
know we need to make some changesand adjustments, but this I don't like.
What are we getting instead of theblade? That's what I want to
know. Is there something that hasnot been in a Swiss Army knife because

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we know the corkscrew is in thereall sure, Okay, I think heat
to your car maybe they could incorporatethat. I don't know. I don't
know what else they could go inthere that they haven't already tried. It
just seems silly that they're going tomake a knife without a knife a whistle.
Yeah, you're not making yeah,because you gotta load up some stuff.

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Yeah, I got I got some. In a torture ten, Alex
and I are going to be workingclosely so that we torture you at least
ten of yous. I don't know. I promise extra torture today on the
Torture ten to win those hailstorm tickets. That's we're gonna get set up for
that. After the break, Houston'sRock, Houston's Alternative, and The Rod

(36:51):
Ryan Morning Show. Welcome back RodRyan Show. On this wild card Wednesday,
partly cloudy, nothing over a tenpercent chance of rain. I'm around
ninety two today. What you gottrending over there? The AirPod, The
AirPod and new iPad tablets are trending. Apparently, Apple released their new tablets

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and iPad Pro. The CEO TimCook said it's the biggest day for the
iPad since its introduction finished. Ever, of course, he said that he
runs the company rageously powerful for Aitaking up with him, not me,
go buy it, guys, guys, then go buy it. I mean
it's awesome to do iPad do it. I'm just saying, go do it.

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Live Nation is offering tickets to selectshows for just twenty five dollars each
through May fourteenth. To find aparticipating venue in your area, go to
livenation dot com slash Concertweek. Sothis is something they do every year.
Everything that we're giving away this weekon ninety four five of was that includes
Jeremy and Carol, Lee and Teresa. Like, let's just take a look
SCP Live, Sol Asylum. Wegave way tickets already to that show,

(37:54):
I Prevail, Helstorm coming up,Rob Zombie, El Scoober, all of
these shows like the Woodlands. Anythingyou can get in for twenty five dollars
this week on all of those shows. Okay, everything that we're giving away
you can get in for twenty fivebucks. Live Nation Concert Week and twenty
year listener one is the reason fortoday's wild Card Wednesday. He is submitting

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that it's our most popular blog page. He says he is a beak,
a twenty year listener, a socksock shoe shoe, love me that h
Town Blue sincerely one. There yougo. That's what's trending on night of
for five the plus. Chili lovesthis game. He doesn't have to prep
anybody he doesn't like. We bypassed, Chili. I take the ten calls.

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Ten of you will be on theair with us. We still call
it the Torture ten because that tenthcolor never knows until the last minute.
But nine of you will will fallshort of winning the tickets today to prevail
Hailstorm. You can buy tickets fortwenty five bucks this week. That show

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is August tenth. These are goodseats. So I'm gonna zero out the
phones. What does that mean,I'm gonna put them all on I don't
even know if I know how todo that. I do need Chili's help.
Wait a minute, I can doit. No, I can't.
All right, Chili, just putthem all on hold, and then when
we come back, I will gocall by call by call, and the

(39:30):
tenth caller will win those tickets today. Good luck the Rod Ryan Show on
the Buzz thirty four or five.The Buzz is the Wizard getting cute?
Did he put that in there onpurpose? Maybe? Did he put that
right there maybe before the game onpurpose? I'll give him credit if he

(39:52):
did. If he did, andhe'll say, now, yeah, of
course, oh, of course Ido. Partly cloudy sky percent chance of
rain highs of around ninety one.One remind me to no longer make any
jokes about Josh Tree, okay,because I got here's just a couple of
the uh blades in my pocket rightnow. He's got like a rainbow knife
on him, and he's got apocket knife. I said, I was

(40:13):
a knife guy. I don't evenhave one on me, So I have
a Josh Tree. One time andhe forgot his knife. We were at
a tailgate and we were gonna gointo a game, and I was like,
you can't bring that in, Sohe left it in my friend's car,
and for like six months he's like, I need my knife back,
dude, he's a knife guy.And I finally got him his knife.
I have what I used to bea knife guy, like rock solid.

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Anytime you saw me. Just apocket knife, that's it, just a
pocket knife. And I was goingthrough security and so I kind of want
to stopped carrying it because I justI was so comfortable with it. Yeah,
I know I'm gonna get it takenaway. I was going through security
at the airport and I had tolike, well, you know, you
can go over here, you canmail it back. I'm like, I
wonder how many they take away howmany pocket knives just because of like people

(40:58):
just forgetting like pen millions, millions. And that's why I don't get so
upset because I'm one of those guyswhen someone has a gun in their carry
on, because I'm not a gunguy, and like, how the hell
could you possibly not know that youwould a gun in your carry on?
I mean that happens once a weekprobably at the airports here here. Somebody
could easily say to me, Ron, how the hell did you not know

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you had a pocket knife on you? I didn't. It's just there.
It's like it's like chapstick, yeah, in your pocket. So I guess.
I mean, I'll give the gunguys a pass on that. It
still blows my mind that people don'tknow they've got. There's some guy in
the Bahamas right now, had bulletson him or Turks and Caicos, okay,
fifteen years there's he's a family man. He's got a wife and two
little kids, and he had therehe has some ammo on him. He's

(41:43):
in Turks and Caicos right now.They just did a story on him.
It's a fifteen year minimum. Wow, he's gonna miss out on grow his
kids growing up because he forgot hehad Ammo in his in his carry on.
They're working on his case right now, Chiley, could you release all
these phone lines please? What areyou offering up here to the to the
great listeners of the rod Ryan Show. I've got the tickets to see I

(42:04):
prevail on Hailstorm Pavilion. All right, all right, Uh, here's what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna starttaking phone calls. I got it from
here, Chili, thank you.I mean, if you're ringing right now,
it's not good. If it's ringingright now, it's not well,
let's just go Okay, that's abad sign. All right. Good morning,

(42:29):
rod Ryan Show. Good morning,hey man, how are you?
I'm all right? What's your name? Josh? Josh? Calling for the
tickets? Right? I would loveto see that? Oh my god,
how great would that be? Dude? Your color? This yash like?

(42:52):
Dude, you're the first caller.Good morning, rod Ryan Show. Good
morning. I love this game.Good morning. Who is this? It
is fine? I'm not sure whatyou said, but I don't like your
cherk Off face. I don't likeyour chirk Off behavior, and I don't
like you cherk Off. Oh,Alex, that's rough color too. Good

(43:17):
morning rod Ryan Show. Hello,Hi, who's this hit? Your buddy?
Eli boy? Jess? Just gethim out of here. Surely you
can't be serious. I am serious, And don't call me shure. I'll
call me Shirley. Good Morning rodRyan Show. Hello, Hello, Oh,

(43:44):
don't you hang up on me?Good morning? I hear somebody there.
Nope, gotta move on. Goodmorning rod Ryan Show. Good morning
everybody. That's the mellowest Corey thegoat Hunter. Good morning ever, you're
welcome? Ah you color four?How's that asked for you? What is

(44:12):
that? That is not a dropI'm accustomed to hear? What was that?
Always sunny? Okay? So funny? What the hell? Play that
one again? You want to justuse that one for the rest of the
Yes, just slap everyone's ass?Okay, you getting your in? I
got it? Okay, Good morningrod Ryan's Show. What color am I?

(44:35):
Rod I don't know if this isany indication. Tell me why in
God's name is this happening? Five? Good morning rod Ryan Show. What
is Emily. Hello, Hi,Hi, Hi, what's your name?
Emily? You hear me talking hillbilly boy. I'm gonna get leave your

(45:04):
ass color six? Oh maa,goodbye? Good morning rod Ryan Show.
Oh my god? Hi, Hi, who's this? This is Christian?
Please call me on cloth. Youget nothing you lose? Good day,
ser Sorry? Thank you? Areyou really sorry? No? Good morning

(45:31):
rod Ryan Show? Hello? Hello, Hi? What's your name? Hi?
Looking for color number ten times?Oh? Am I Clark? Then?
No? Sorry, bro close though. Good morning Robert Iron Show.

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Hi, David, how are youman? I'm great man? How are
you? Do you have anywhere elseto go? Do I have anywhere else
to go? I guess I'm notcalled. I got a lord of the

(46:24):
dude your colored nine? Oh?Good, Good morning rob Ryan's Show.
Hi, Hi, who's this?My name is Kristen. Having some fun
here this morning? Is going through? Sorry that last one always gets me

(46:50):
one. I've never gotten through before. You've never gotten through on the show.
Never. It's amazing. Six wasreally about seven. We went as
far as eight. Just hung upon nine. Your caller ten or whatever?

(47:12):
You got it? Fine, I'mgonna take my son to the very
first concert you made it. Congratulations, you've never gotten through on this program
before ever. I can look outlike twenty times. Torture ten is it's
like it's a mini free Beer Friday. Free Beer Friday is the hardest day
to get through Torture ten, Iwould say, because it drags on so

(47:32):
long. I would say, that'san amazing accomplishment that you got through on
this on this particular game and thisday. Congratulations. Would you tell you
what she's one? Oh my gosh, you got the I Prevail hailstorm tickets
and then just bragging rides because youwere not tortured like everyone else. I
mean maybe you were tortured, butyou were killed off. Wow. Awesome.

(47:54):
You said you're taking your son tothe show. Yeah, he's always
four us. I'm just so excited, feel you. That's amazing. All
right, listen, tell me yourname again. My name is System and
where you're from, Kristin So great, so great, I'm so hot before
you have the best time at thatshow. Okay, thank you so much,

(48:15):
thank you, You're awesome. Therod Ryan Show, Good Mornings on
ninety four five, The Bus,ninety four five, The Bus, Good
Morning, rod Ryan Show. Tortureten before that great job, Alex unloading
up the drops? What is theone? How does my ass taste?
How's that? Asks? Geez,good remix? You're in. That's a

(48:39):
little mud. It's gonna be oneof those. Was a little much for
the slovi' clog over play it again? No, I just said I'm gonna
get in trouble for that one.Now you want you want it again?
I want everyone want something? Justtuned in? They don't chance of rain
ninety one? How's that asked foryou? It's funny? It is funny.

(49:04):
Is that's the first time we usethat? It has to be.
I loaded up a bunch when wewhen we've done this before, and it's
like, I don't I don't keeptrack of which we do use and what
we don't, so we can neverget the last three drops are usually the
same. We can never get ridof Michael Scott with the no. Although
you did a short one, yeah, I grabbed the wrong one, which
eighteen drops of that? I don'tknow what's so funny about it. I

(49:25):
got nowhere else to go. Idon't know why that makes me laugh every
time I hear it. But that'sfrom officer and a gentleman it's an old
movie. Lewis Gossitt Junior is theone that's on the receiving end of that,
and that is Richard gear is theone that's saying he's getting ready to
get kicked out a boot camp orsomething. That one you seem to use
at number nine, and then thewill Walk Willie Walker you have you get

(49:49):
use it at eight, but likeeight and nine usually or Willy Walker and
the Michael Scott one right right right, Okay, they're good, they're good.
It is a fun game. Iwill throw one out there if you
have an awesome idea for a dropfor the torture ten. You guys are
good at the drops, meaning thosethat listen to this show. If there's

(50:10):
something other that would be like supergreat, send it to us. We'll
use it. I was talking aboutknives. I said I was a bit
of a knife guy. I usedto be a guy that at all times.
There was never a time that youwould say, hey, rot,
what are you carrying? Just alittle pocket knife? Okay not rambow is
a wine bottle opener, the pocketknife for women. Yeah, that's really

(50:35):
actually Susie. I thought it wouldbe a bear. Check it out.
Susie. She said, your knifefetish is my wine bottle opener fetish.
I always have one in my purse, big wine drinker. Here she says,
it's pink, which is my favoritecolor. I was devastated, just
like you said. At the airport, they took it away from me.
Yeah. She always has a winebottle old corkscrew. Yeah, she has

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one honor at all times. That'sher pocket knife. Cool confiscated at the
airport. Do you remember back whenlike Rock of Love was popular, sure,
and there would be like brass knucklelike de cows and stuff everywhere.
I had a belt that the bucklewas like a brass knuckle thing, and
it was completely for shore. Itwasn't like real brass knuckles, or probably

(51:22):
was regular size, like the sizeof real brass knuckletes. In theory,
you could have put them on yourfingers. And yeah, that got taken
away from me at the airport.Yeah, I was so bummed. Yeah.
Uh Dinah had a flask as abelt buckle, like a real flask.
Yeah, I imagine that would gettaken away. Yeah, if you
have one of those like belt buckles, that's like a weapon. Flask isn't.

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No, but well if it wasempty, if it was full,
you'd have a problem. Sure beforeshe would rob Zombie, Elle se Cooper
tickets Covering Your Way at eight twenty, Alternative Income at ninety ten, Houston's
Rock, Houston's Alternative, and therod Ryan Moore Arning Show by Ryan's Show
on This Wildcard Wednesday, the Claudi'sguys nothing above a ten percent chance of

(52:08):
rain nineties. Tessa's going to betalking about that coming up in Houston's headlines.
But boy, this Troy Finner storyhit last night at about ten o'clock
last night, and the news locallyand us we've been talking about nothing since.
Huge. Yeah, Houston Police sive. Troy Finner is out as the

(52:29):
head of Houston Police Department amid asuspended cases scandal. So what happened is
that Finner sent Alaire's letter to MayorJohn Whitmyer announcing his retirement late yesterday.
Now this move comes as the sameday there were reports of emails that were
surfacing showing Finner knew about a lackof personnel code dating back to twenty eighteen.
The department had earlier admitted that thecode was used to suspend two hundred

(52:51):
and sixty four thousand incident reports.Why is that significant because that included four
thousand sexual assault reports dating back totwenty sixteen. So Finner issued a statement
last night saying, look, henever meant to mislead anyone and has no
recollection of this specific email. MayorWhitmer has appointed Larry satur Wite as acting
chief. Saturllite was an executive ofassistant chief. Also, some of those

(53:15):
cases were very significant because there wouldbe DNA that would hit and say,
hey, these are cases that likewe actually know who the person who did
it is. Oh, but we'renot going to get to it because we
have lack of personnel. Think ifyou're someone who's been a victim of sexual
assault and you're thinking, you knowwho the person is that did this to
me, and let's put in afile and forgotten the exactly and it's all

(53:37):
right there sitting in front of you. But okay, boom, you're gonna
hit it with the lack of personnelcode. So, amongst all that scandal,
Troy Finner has stepped down and JohnWhitmyer has expected that retirement. Also,
it's a weather watch day for erKant, the Electric Reliability Council of
Texas. They say, unseasonably hightemperatures are expected today. It is like

(54:01):
you're needing your IC right now.Okay, there are because the high temperatures
there could result in more power usage. Officials don't anticipate any problems. They're
not asking for you to conserve anything. They just say reserves are a bit
lower than usual because there's a lotof maintenance going on, a lot of
maintenance work going on with the grid. The Boy Scouts of America is changing

(54:23):
its name to Scouting America in orderto be more inclusive. The organization said
is officially making the change February oftwenty twenty five a sign of commitment to
inclusion. More than a million USare currently enrolled in Boy Scouts programs across
the nation. Now, if youdidn't already know, Boy Scouts has over
one hundred and seventy five thousand girlsenrolled in the Boy Scouts of America.

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But they just want to make itextra clear that everyone's invited. Everyone's invited.
So that's why they're changing it toa Scouting America. They say it's
an important evolution on their side.Sevester Stallone is a serious watch collector and
he's selling eleven of his time piecesat an auction next month. So eleven

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time pieces and he's set to makemillions from this sale. Now, one
in particular is garnering a lot ofinterest. It's a rare protect Philip Grandmaster
chime and it's the first one that'llever be sold at a commercial auction.
He bought this watch for two pointfive million dollars. Watches it like cars,
dude, It's crazy. Yeah,there's a whole little sub section of

(55:30):
people that are really into this.They're saying he could fetch up to five
million dollars for this watch. There'sa watch. You know how people are
into sneakers or sneaker conventions. There'sa whole watch thing going after. I
know a buddy that does this.He buys and sells and he never touches
them. I have a friend thatonline is on a roll X list and
they call him when like a specifickind of Rolex that he wants, and

(55:51):
he's like, yeah, this islike this is like trading stocks. Basically,
my one of my best friends.He's like, hey, yo,
Bobba, you're making some money now, man. You know, gets yourself
nice watch. Nice time piece.Doesn't mean anything to you? Watch tell
you the way and doesn't me texttake his mind? Does? It just
doesn't mean anything to me to flexon a watch, like you know what

(56:12):
that like white Hampton's party, thatwas what everyone so like, you're yeah,
They're like, oh, you're justwearing white linen. But apparently the
big flex is whatever is on yourwrists. That's what all these you know,
very rich people are into. Soanyway, Salon's never worn this watch
that he's selling. He's never eventouched it. He considered it, like
you guys were mentioning, kind oflike a work of art. It's the

(56:32):
most complicated wristwatch ever made. Heactually had to appeal to the company for
the right to buy it. Asfor why he's selling it, he says,
I wasn't gonna cove it and keepit forever. That's just not my
personality. I like to enjoy thingsand then like a right, yeah,
no, you're yeah, you're justsharing them. You're gonna enter he's profiting
three mil off of that one.He just wants to share it, okay,

(56:54):
it's not a style and keep itfor himself. H dulee but blank
on eighty two. Chris Stapleton areheadlining the Austin City Limits Festival in October.
That list dropped yesterday and it's prettydiverse lineup. The festival is set
for October fourth and six, Octobereleventh, thirteenth at Zilker Park in a

(57:14):
tex Yeah, those are Houston headlines. Go ahead, Alex. The Astros
lost to the Yankees last night,ten to three. They'll play them again
tonight night because they have to schedule. Spencer again is gonna be on the
mountain for the Strows. He'll begoing up against the Yankees. Carlos Ruddan
first pitches at six o' five andyou can listen to it on our sister
station, Sports Talk seven ninety.In the NBA playoffs, last night,

(57:36):
the Celtics bleugh at the Cavs onetwenty to ninety five and the thunder took
care of the Mavericks one seventeen toninety five. The only one game on
the NBA schedules tonight, Nicks playedthe Pacers at seven. You watch it
on TNT. It was a bignight. In the Stanley Cup playoffs,
the Rangers got by the Hurricanes indouble overtime, four to three, and
then the Avalanche beat the Stars inOT four to three as well. There
are two more games tonight, Panthershost the Bruins at six thirty and take

(58:00):
on the Connects at nine. Youwatch both games on ESPN and in soccer
using DNAMO lost to Detroit City FCand penalties last night. They're now out
of the US Open Cup. Onthe sports blog page today, there was
a failed check yesterday against the Hurricanesby Rangers player. He flew into the
glass and then became an instant meme. Oh wait, like he did he

(58:22):
meant to try to check the guy. The guy duck down. He just
goes flying into the glass and theneverybody made a meme out of it.
Embarrassing. I also made some namesout of it, typical. Check them
all out. And this, okay, coming up next hour. I got
it. I just this just camein. I'll make time for it.
Nathan, who is one of ourgreat listeners. He listens to the podcast
all the time, but he's he'sin Germany. Okay, he's in the

(58:45):
Air Force, stood in time,but he listens and he interacts with the
show like he lives down the street. Okay, he's in Germany. But
he's got something that he wants toshare with the family a little bit.
So I've got this email to sharewith you. Rob Zombie El's Cooper gets.
I mean, guys, we're justhitting the halfway point. Houston's Rocking
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five, buzz oh ninety four orfive the buzz Good Morning rod Ryan Show.
Halfway point of the show. People, that's it halfway like if you're
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Mother's Day? Ah got a Mother'sDay bid? I don't know. Yeah,
did you like it? Did youthink it was funny? I thought
it was funny? You were funny? Hate it? Right? Okay,
Maybe we'll yeah about that. Maybewe'll sneak that it wasn't bad. Maybe
we'll sneak that on that guy's gettinga lot of mentions this week, that
about all the games you're playing.Wizard's getting a lot he's getting a lot

(59:51):
of missed him. I missed himover the week he did text us.
Is that? Why? Is thatwhy we've been talking about him so much?
Because we didn't see him all week. Maybe it was we just yeah,
yeah, we have yet I wereannoyed by him. If we're just
missing all right, well we mightsneak out a Mother's day bit wizard,
why don't you go take your kidsto school or something and turn off the
radio. Part of the Cloudy Skiestoday Tember cent chanceer Ray highs of around

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ninety one. I just looked upreal quick celebrity owned honky Tonks on Broadway,
Nashville. It seems like every dayI'm getting a story that there's a
new country star opening up their ownbar. I think it's been to Nashville.
I've been, but not recently.No, I've never been. I've

(01:00:37):
been to Memphis's Memphis. Okay,yeah, you're a Memphis guy. I'm
an Elvis guy. Blake Shelton hasthis place called Old Red Jason Alden's Kitchen
and rooftop bar, Dirk's Bentley orDirk's Dirk's Bentley, Whiskey row a j

(01:00:57):
good time bar. Miranda Lambert hasa bar'd there. Eric Church has chiefs.
Uh, they just did a bigthing. He's gonna he's in talk
the amount of finds he's gonna pay. She might as well. I don't
think he has his own bar yet, not yet. He's talking about but
Garth Brooks and his wife just openedup a place Friends in Low Places.

(01:01:19):
Yeah, I remember that was kindof getting roasted because somebody went in there
and they're playing a C D C. Right. They wanted to hear Friends
of Places on a loop, jackass. They're not going to just play
their own songs when you go intothis this person's bar. Add I never
heard her sing. This is LandyWilson. I talk about it all the

(01:01:39):
time. I've never really even heardher or listen to her. Some fan
Is it a group? Landy Wilson'sgetting her own bar, some bell bottom
place? You know, bell bottombeers, Bell bottoms up, Bell bottoms
up, Hello, bottoms up,bell bottoms up? Who saw it's another
country singers? Guess what they sell? I guess what they sell? Watermelons.

(01:02:05):
Here's the thing. She's taking overthe old location where Florida Georgia Lines
bar used to be and that failed. Is she bigger than Florida Georgia Line?
And but I'm saying, is aman that was in the bar business
and failed. It's a real roughgame, easy business. To fail.

(01:02:27):
It's a rough game, man,as John tafferd Bell bottoms up is going
to open up this summer. She'sgetting her own bar. Is it going?
I do want to go to Nashville? Okay, well we have a
place for you. Now, Ihave a bachelor party. You're planning when
Chris Stapleton opens up his bar.I'll go, you know, I'll go.
There's two spots just for the openingof a bar. Tennessee whiskey that

(01:02:49):
could be the name of it.Absolutely like you have to. Doesn't kid
Rock get a bar there? Becausethey were getting they were getting on him
because he was drinking but light.Yeah, Grandpa's mad, Grandpa. Grandpa
got over it. Grandpa said,I'm not going. Grandpa's drinking again.
Grandpa saidn't need to put your headunderwater, But I don't need to hold
it underwater for the rest of yourlife. Is it bar with a bar?
What is his bar color? Oh? Yeah, I don't know.

(01:03:14):
That's a pretty good name inside outside. So are they all right next to
one another? Is it like BourbonStreet? I think yeah, Broadway Street
is Yeah, it's like Austin sixthStreet or something like that. Yeah.
Yeah, Memphis on Bourbon Street.Jerry the King Lawler has bar, and
that's way cool than any of thecountry guys just mentioned. There's not a

(01:03:34):
lot of famous people that have barson Bourbon Street, now that I think
about it. Channing Tatum has abar, Saint and King. Saints and
sinnersis too. You see a lotof girls that go there. There's a
strip pole in the back. Stripperpole in the back. Nobody does anything
you don't really need, but doesit need famous people that have bar o
g partying? Yeah, you're alreadyhere. You came here for this,
and it's not because somebody built abar, but it's not Channing Tatum's Saints

(01:03:58):
and Sinners. You have to knowthat it's his bar, you know.
You just have to have that knowledge. Maybe I don't maybe they tell you
when you're in there or something.I don't go in there, so I
don't know. A fun tip thatI like to do when I go to
different cities is you just went usethat and then just make up random celebrities
like Matthew McConaughey owns half the bars, and that's Matthew McCarney. Yes,
I don't know that. Sometimes hestops by and just hangs out. It's

(01:04:21):
like if you want to you wantto get a drink, Say, he's
gonna come by, but like wecan go in like Paul Rudds barbecue in
Casey. Yeah, just like Paulras Jason too. There's it Cett Rudds.
There's a guy on TikTok that hegoes to like famous cities and he
just makes up the history and he'sgot a huge nobody knows most history is
so funny. It's funnier than thereal history. It's it's funnier than all

(01:04:43):
the common knowledge stuff that we know. It sounds like Alex's Instagram tree.
Basically, I love all right onthe Flip, rob Zombie, Alice Cooper,
Tickers, Rock and Alternative where heused to The rod Ryan Morning Show
six to ten am, The Buzztwenty four five, The Buzz, Good
Morning, rod Ryan's Show. Gotsome great tickets coming up for you.
Don't go anywhere. Let's find outwhat's trending. This is headline of your

(01:05:09):
sports blog page. But I justsaw it dropped down on the trending wire.
The fact that Travis Kelsey is gettinginto acting. He's gonna be on
like a serious acting show. We'renever getting rid of this guy. We're
not. We're never getting rid ofthe Kelsey's. We're actually not Ryan Murphy's
Grotesque Cury, that's what it's called. But ns Nash has been on this

(01:05:29):
show. I like the other one. Get the other one in a in
a movie. Not that something.Travis Jason's got all the time in the
world. Travis is busy, verybusy. He's also going to host some
game show. Remember we had talkedabout that. Okay, your Looking at
Girls blog page is doing well.You've got a lot of work in it
today, a lot of Lady Wilson, a lot of Courney Cox. Hey,

(01:05:56):
something's going on with Something's going onwith Britney Spears right now? What's
up with her? She she doesn'thave like one of her crazy weird spassy
dance videos in about eight days.So in the last eight days there's just
been like weird things posted on heron her gram. So I'm just kind
of, you know, wondering ifyou know what's going on. No,
she hasn't texted me at all thisweek. Okay, it's weird. So

(01:06:16):
that's on there. There's a lot, it's packed. There's some birthdays,
Olivia Culpo, Kulpa Kalo Colombo,Colombo. Isn't that the running backs girlfriend
or wife? Now? The whiteguy Christian McCaffrey. Yeah, that was
a great way to derive it out. The white guy was a really good
white running back, the one guy, that one white running back that's really

(01:06:42):
good. Oh my god. Nowthis reminds me of the Tom Brady Roast.
Okay, Oh, and headline thisthe fact that they they edited out
the booz from Kim Kardashian at theTom Brady Roast, but all of his
running backs and then you have RandyBoss. They're like, oh, this
is only black wide receiver. Andthen they go up there like Randy Moss
is whiter than all of you gotokay, like he's the Yeah, anyway,

(01:07:02):
watch the roast. It's very good. Our wildcard Wednesday also trending.
Thank you one, that's what's trending. Go tonighty for five of the bus.
All right, coming up. Idon't know what's ever been said on
this show that would lead even oneof you to believe, Hey, I'm
having a bit of a problem.Maybe I'll run it by the Rod Ryan
Show. I get emails like thisall the time I saw that. He

(01:07:24):
put everybody on this too. It'sthe dude from Germany. I'm going to
get into his email coming up.OK, maybe we'll get a few of
you involved. Maybe like our advicewouldn't be good, Maybe somebody would have
another take on it, so wecan do some of that. But let's
give away some tickets here. Ihave got Rob Zombie Alice Cooper Freak Tum

(01:07:44):
Parade twenty twenty four tour at WoodlandCivili in September fifteenth. Okay, caller
number ten is gonna get those.We're not going to torture you or anything
like that. Just call her tenseven one three, two, one two,
five nine four five d Ryan Showcelebrating twenty years four or five The
Buzz ninety four or five of theBuzz Good Morning Rod Ryan Show. See
there, let's go to the phones. I can get into this email right

(01:08:10):
away. Good morning, Good morning, Hi, Hi, who's this Kyle?
How you doing? I'm doing great, man? How are you?
On my way to work? Goingto get over a cold and going on?
Have you given to Nashville? Neverbeen me neither? Why? Why

(01:08:31):
have I not been to Nashville?Because my whole life. I've hated country,
is it? Why? Now?Christapleton's getting a bar there and you're
like, I'm in now, I'mbootscooting boogie and everywhere I go, everywhere
you go, Kyle, your callernumber ten? Really, yeah, you're
calling number ten. We'll give yousome great rock tickets here, Rob Zombie,
Alice Cooper, dude, congratulations,Thank you so much. All right,

(01:08:55):
thank you, Kyle, have anawesome day. Hopefully that helps me
cold? Thank you? Yeah yousaid you're getting over a cold. Yeah,
trying to come. My voice isall cracked up. All right,
do good luck to you. Truysome soup. Who's sipping that soup?
Not us? Kyle should be rippingon some soup. Yeah, okay,

(01:09:20):
I stand by what I said.I don't know what's ever been said on
this show that would lead even oneperson to say, you know, they
got some pretty level heads on thatprogram. I should have I got.
I guess my god, I shouldmaybe run by them. I'd like to
hear what they think. Wow,I'm just gonna read it. This is

(01:09:40):
the dude that's in Germany. He'sin the air Force. Great listener,
Nathan, Hey, Ron, Ithought this question might be fitting as Alex
is about to be a father andEmma is towards the end of her pregnancy.
People know this stuff. People knowthis stuff. I mean, we
talk about it. My girlfriend askedme if she was to get pregnant,
would I stop drinking during the pregnancy, because she obviously wouldn't be drinking during

(01:10:05):
that time. Just a little backgroundhere, we'll see here I lost my
spot, Just a little background.I only have a few drinks on the
weekends after a long week of work, never during the week unless it's a
special occasion. Now, when sheasked me this, I sort of looked

(01:10:28):
at her crazy. I said,I wouldn't want to stop just because you're
pregnant. She told me she wouldwant me to. I asked her why,
just because you can't, and shebasically said yes. Lol. Anyways,
we've gone back and forth, becauseI just went back and forth myself
with that. Anyways, we've goneback and forth on it, and I

(01:10:50):
would, of course stop if thisis something that was very serious to her.
But am I crazy to wonder whyI should have to question mark?
Exclamation mark? Question mark? Ifthe roles were reversed, I would not
want her to have to stop havingdrinks that when she likes it. But
that's just me standing by for yourthoughts. Love the show, listening every

(01:11:14):
day to the podcast all the wayhere in Germany currently based in the Air
Force. Have a good one,Nathan King, Thank you for your service.
Thank you so much for thank youfor listening to the show. Let
me just and I know I knowthe answer to this, Alex. Yeah,
let's ask Galx. Did you stopdrinking when Emma got pregnant? I

(01:11:38):
mean, obviously I did not.Okay, did anything change? I feel
like you have not. Really,There's something going on with you and I'm
not sure what it is, butYou've led me to believe that maybe you're
not drinking like you used to duringthe week. I figured it's an easy

(01:11:59):
way to cut out drinking. Morelike, is that since pregnancy. No,
before that that I was just workingout and stuff, And like,
I feel like I'm more tired whenyou drink, you more tired the next
morning. Okay, So I juststick to drinking Friday, Saturday, Sundays.
I'm good. When I was notifiedthat my wife at the time was

(01:12:21):
pregnant, mm hmm, you takein the joy. Oh my God,
we're having a baby, right right, right, And then I don't know,
sixty seconds later, designated driver.Yeah you got a d D for

(01:12:43):
nine months? Well usually yeah,you know, eight nine whatever d D.
I'm getting driven everywhere. Baby,This is awesome. I mean for
you. I love being pregnant.Yeah, such a such a team building.
Okay, do you have to quitdrinking if it's important to the other
person, Well, I mean,go ahead. Here's the thing. I

(01:13:08):
mean, I don't know. Idon't know. My sisters, My sister's
boyfriend didn't stop drinking when she gotpregnant. We were, I feel like,
all drinking around Allison during her pregnancy. But if it's affecting the person
who is bringing forward your child orwith life, I mean, I think
it's something to consider. I don'tknow. I don't know the rules.
I'm honestly, I feel like weshould ask Alex again. Emma didn't ask

(01:13:31):
you. She did never, likeshe knows. It never even came up.
She does for me. She nevereven came up, like, Hey,
are you gonna stop drinking? What? Yeah? Yeah? What happens
to you when you're pregnant You loseyour mind? Yeah? Yeah, right,
it wasn't even asked. I think, you know, if if if
Emma was really like I would reallylike it, if you did not drink

(01:13:53):
it all really means a lot andlike made a huge deal about it.
I would have been like, allright, cool, And then I would
have drank when I was not withher, But then like around here,
I would have not I would notdrink. I feel like my drink is
gonna significantly go down when the kidcomes here, because then you can't just
crush beers on Friday night, can'tjust crush beers on Saturday in the middle
of the day. You can't goto the bar and watch soccer and drink
with your friends like you're you're athome sober with a kid, making sure

(01:14:15):
the kid's alive. Is gonna happenwhen the kid, the guys are gonna
youth? Did it cut back whenLondon? When London arrived? Did you?
Would you say you drink way lessthan when way less? So that
means you go ham while she's pregnant, because you're not going to be able
to go hand. So the completeopposite, Nathan King, is you drink

(01:14:38):
double because you will drink less whenthe kid and you can be like,
hey, well then when she's gotthe kid, you know, if you
got if you're breastfeeding or whatever,you can do the old pump and dump
and I'll take care of the kid. Well you go get crazy. I
just think that if she's I mean, that's that's a tough call. That's
a lot to ask, dude,just just like it's a lot to ask

(01:14:59):
someone to push a child through theirbody. So I don't disagree that that's
what I'm saying. So like tome, I don't feel like I would
want people to stop having fun.I feel like sometimes pregnant people feel like
people are stopping and having fun aroundthem because oh, they can't do any
things. They're pre like, theystill want to be involved. So I
feel like I would be the opposite. I would probably encourage people. But
there are people that say, hey, no, I'm doing this, like

(01:15:21):
let's be a team, let's notdrink together, and I feel like you
have. I feel like every partneris different, every relationship is different,
and it's kind of like when Idon't really like scorekeeping exactly it's scorekeeping,
and let me explain that to you, and this is what I don't like,
and I got in some trouble withthis too, the whole keeping score.

(01:15:41):
Well, I'm doing this. Youhave to do this right, Like,
well, I'm doing this. I'mdoing this, and it's gotta be
careful here. I didn't stop drinking, but it wasn't an issue. And
I don't drink as much as peoplethink, so I sound like him,
he said, like little background,I only have a few drinks on the

(01:16:02):
weekends, you know, long weekof work. The guy wants to have
a couple belts on the weekend.If yeah, if you're getting drunk all
the time and you're showing up andyour pregnant wife's like, hey, can
you not come home just drunk everyday? That's why this email is perfect
because he laid that out. Thisguy doesn't come home every day, and
I think he's good in that case, right, old reference JR. Ewing

(01:16:24):
You come home from the oil Factorand then you sit, you come home
and you start drinking all day atthe parlor, you know, in your
living room. He's not doing that, right, But he just has a
couple of beers on the weekend.But Devil's Advocate she can't drink at all,
and she has to hold that childmaybe has morning says sickness. Her
feet are swollen. She's in aweird place. Like you have to consider
that. You have to, ofcourse you do. So. I just

(01:16:45):
feel like it's a tough question.You got all the boats and the life
rafts and the life jackets at theTitanic. Yeah, let us have a
few drinks. I'm not with child. You, I'm not with child.
You got the life rafts. Weget to drink. I feel like i'd
like, I'd like a cocktail onthe life raft But that's just me.

(01:17:11):
I would have just been sitting onthat deck with the band that's playing,
just drinking some beers. My honor, my honor, drinking with you.
It's my honor to hear this lastsong you're playing in your violin. Let's
have a couple of beers before wego down. What a way to go?
You think I'm on the wife side? I uh yeah, I don't
know. This is definitely right now. And by the way, you can

(01:17:34):
score it. You bring this uplater though, remember that nine months that
I gave. That's the thing.This is keeping score, so you know,
you get the others in her facelater. He's playing this card.
Okay, we're doing like I don'tI don't know what the equivalent isla.
I'd like it if you didn't drink, you ace this in your pocket for
a while for something. But Ithink I'm on her son. I know

(01:17:55):
I am. It's just setting upfor I gotta get you back at something
idiot had. It's like, yes, that's not how things work, that's
not how things should work anyway.All right, well, good luck.
I think we solved that sort of. I was gonna say this episode is,
well, we gave you some answers. You're gonna be in trouble if
you do anything Alex and Rod said, and if you listen to me,

(01:18:15):
you might be able to enjoy ahappy life, happy wife situation. You're
welcome. So this is something thatwould be good on Facebook Chile. You
know one of those like colored boxeson Facebook? Should should you quit drinking
while your partner is pregnant? Would? I would love to see that on

(01:18:41):
Facebook later today. I think thatwould generate some good comments. I'd like
to read those, and then wecan maybe even revisit this. We can
even go through some of those tomorrow. We'll put that up on Facebook later
on this afternoon it'd be great toget you guys involved. Rock and Alternative
The rod Ryan Morning Show six toten am, The Buzz ninety four or
five The Buzz, Good Morning,rod Ryan's Show. That's all right,

(01:19:05):
we're gonna go man partly cloudy.Ten percent chance of rain pies of around
ninety one, alternative income chance atnineten. Oh. I heard from the
guy that sent the email. He'sgreat, he's listening live in Germany.
The dude that sent the email,talking about his wife asked them, Hey,
if we get pregnant, you know, are you gonna Are you gonna

(01:19:26):
quit drinking? Haha? Rod Ryan'sShow and Family. I about died when
Rod and Alex said drink double.All in all, happy wife, happy
life. Just like Tessa said,this is not a hill I would die
on in my relationship, but Idon't think I'll ever agree with the thought
process behind it. So he soundslike he's willing to do it right,

(01:19:46):
thanks for discussing it live. Sohe's listening to us on the iHeart app
in Germany. He asked the questionhis wife approached him, Hey, I
get pregnant, you're gonna stop drinking? Right? He's like, what and
my ADHD. He caught the toreat the point where I thought they were
pregnant. So I emailed him,I go, you guys are killing me
on a hypothetical right now. NowI need a drink. Now I'm going

(01:20:06):
to drink double for everyone. Shewants to know what she's getting me into
here. All right, let's go. What are Houston's headlines. Houston Police
Chief Troy Finner is stepping down aschief of the department. This was a
breaking news last night an email sentby Houston Mayor John Whitmyer to members of
the department. Whitmyer announced that heaccepted Finner's retirement. So this really comes

(01:20:28):
less than twenty four hours after storieswe're breaking of a memo from twenty eighteen
that showed Finner knew of the suspendedlack of personnel code in twenty eighteen.
This is you know, this isintertwined with the two hundred and sixty four
thousand incident reports four thousand, withthose sexual assault reports that were suspended due
to that lack of personnel. SoFinner had publicly claimed that in his press

(01:20:50):
conference he was like, look,I as far as I knew, was
being transparent but still this is prettybig breaking news for our city here.
Not yet? Oh wait, notone more? Come on, I can't.
I want funny TikTok issuing the USgovernment to fight back against the potential
ban. The lawsuit was filed yesterdayin the US Court of Appeals for the

(01:21:12):
DC Circuit. By them, Alot of people get to the Daniel Okay,
it was Bite Dance Company filed this. It argues it Protecting Americans from
Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act that waspassed violates the First Amendment? Are you
ready for me yet? Oh?A little bit more about TikTok. I'm
getting President Trump's criminal hush money trialgot personal yesterday as former adult films are

(01:21:42):
Stormy Daniels Chick the stand under crossexamination. She talked about an alleged sexual
encounter with Donald Trump, which happenednearly two decades ago. She's at the
core of this case at alleges hepaid her one hundred and thirty thousand dollars
to stay quiet about the story aheadof the twenty sixteen election. So she
takes the stand. He's got tosit there and end to all of this,
and he's telling his guy object objectall of this. So many things

(01:22:04):
were said. Why isn't this thingon TV? Why is it in New
York? Oh, okay, helives there. Yeah, New York does
have a lot of cameras in there. Do you see the sketches? No,
they were absolutely electric. Did theyhave the same guy that drew tom
Brady? I don't know. Theymay have. They may have, but
they're pretty great courtroom sketches. Sothere was just a lot of things said.
Right, there was a lot ofthings said. She said she didn't

(01:22:26):
enjoy her relations with the president.Oh, they did it the Mish.
They went the Mish. Yes,they went the Mish today. She said
she tried to leave the hotel assoon as possible. There's plenty of information
about this. I don't know whyI have. She said she went to
the bathroom when she was in hisroom. They were after they were done

(01:22:46):
talking, she had to go.Whiz. She came out T shirt and
boxers. Ready to go on thatbed. That's what she said yesterday.
Close, So glad to get thatready to go Alex Flavor. Flav promises
to sponsor the US women's water poloteam to the Paris Olympics. So the

(01:23:10):
team captain from the USA team postedon social media asking for financial help,
and Flavor Flavor responded to it andsaid, you know what, I'm a
girl dad, I'm a supporter ofall women's sports. I'm going to personally
sponsor you whatever you need. Hesays he's going to sponsor the whole team,
and that he's his manager, isgoing to be in touch with his
with her people, and that he'sgoing to use all his relationships and resources

(01:23:32):
to help. Now here's the team. This is not this is the best
story today. I think so too. It really is, and we haven't
really put too much light on it. I know you're trying, which is
so which is so weird because thisis you would think a team that has
won it all in twenty twelve,twenty sixteen, and twenty twenty in water
polo, they're competing for their fourthconsecutive gold medal. You're telling me they
don't have the sponsorships available to goto the Olympics. I mean that's brutal.

(01:23:55):
I like the Flavor flav is steppingup. I think it's a great
story. And yeah, Matching twentytweet me the NB matching is donation.
Am I to be matching what FlavorFlav who had his own reality show.
No, I'm not absolutely not.I also will not be purchasing Semester Salon's
watch Following in Reverse has announced therelease of their highly anticipated new album,
Popular Monster. This is our firstnew music since twenty seventeen's Coming Home.

(01:24:20):
So they've been sharing videos of thisnew new single Ronald, there's collabs.
But the big story is that they'regoing to tour and they're gonna make a
stop in Houston August thirtieth at Willdand'sPavilion. We already gave away tickets to
that today. The ticket's going tillon Friday, and we'll be giving away
more tomorrow and the rest of theweek. Those are Houston Ted Bite take

(01:24:43):
it out. Yeah. Thro's lostthe Yankees last night ten to three.
They're gonna play them again this evening. Spencer Araghetti's gonna be in the mouth
for this trio is going up againstthe Yankees. Carlos Rodin first pitches at
six oh five and you can listento it on our sister station, Sports
Talk seven ninety. In the NBAplayoffs last night, the Celtics throughout the
Cat ninety five, and that's undertookcare of the Mavericks one seventeen to ninety
five. One game on the schedulefor the NBA tonight, it's gonna be

(01:25:05):
the Nicks playing the Pacers at seven. You can watch it on TNT.
Then in hockey, I want everystory now to have that Stormy Daniels melody.
Still no like, but right nowwe'd be like in hah in Hacky.
I was trying to think of ajingle just because they already have their

(01:25:28):
own jingles. It's pretty good.Yeah. It was a big night in
the Stanley Cup playoffs. The Rangersgot my the Hurricanes in double overtime four
to three, and Avalanche beat theStars in OT four to three. There
are two games on the schedule tonight. Panthers host the Bruins at six thirty
and the Oilers take on the Cannucksat nine. You can watch both those
games on ESPN. And then insoccer, Houston DONAMFC lost to Detroit City
FC in penalties last night. They'renow out of the US Open Cup.

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That what's going on in sports ofUS Rock and alter Soon Ryan Morning Show
six ninety four or five, TheBuzz Red Hot Shelli Peppers and other side
rod Ryan Show on this wild CardWednesday. That is our number one blog
page on links and guests. Goodday on the web, though, thank

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you guys for going to check outthe various links and guests. I've been
bragging a little bit about. It'sjust there was a lot of entries in
the Looking at Girls' log page.Sometimes I don't want to put Kim Kay
on top because people see her andthey run the other way. But the
story why she's headlining is when yougo back and watch the Tom Brady roast,

(01:26:38):
she got booed, I mean booedhard for a long time where she
couldn't talk, so she had tosit there and take it, which is
the worst. Right, Yeah,they edited all of that out whatever showing
right now you will not see thebooze. I well, I remember us
talking about it, and you hadkind of seen the takeaway videos and I

(01:26:59):
saw it was trying on Twitter too, And then when I watched it last
night, like what the hell?It was her turn to go up and
I'm like it was not at all. Like people were like, oh my
god, they booters. I'm like, no, they didn't. Now do
you think listen, Chris Jenner madethem delete it? Yes, well,
hang on, But that's La,that's her hometown. I know that there's
still a huge group of people thatfeel like, why is she famous?

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What has she done to deserve this? I'm not saying I feel that way.
I'm saying I know people feel thatway. But were the booze intensified
because of the track on the newTaylor Swift album where the booze intensified?
Oh there's a connection to that.Yeah? Absolutely, thanks Amy. Yeah,

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I don't think she like sits aroundin basketball just you sit around every
basketball game she goes to. Doesshe get booed when she gets put on
the screen? I don't know.Is that her life? I don't know
how it works with her. Idon't know how. It's just weird to
see her received on a live eventlike that. Yeah. Really, And
I my thought was this Taylor Swifttrack. I thought maybe that Swift is

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in there. I thought maybe thatwas added to the booze, you know.
All right, So the theory she'sheadlining that and the micro waist that
she had met Galla, the metGalla thing, we have talked about it
the least out of any radio showin the country, and I like it

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that way. It's by design.I don't know what this Met Gala is.
I know that it's just people showup and they were the dumbest costumes
ever. Her waist, that tellme that's photo shopped. That can't that
can't be real. It's real.It's she's like really something that she has.
It's done. It's something that usedto be on the side show at
a circus. That waste. It'sso tiny. Yeah, and I know

(01:28:45):
it's since in the team and aglam squad and all of that. And
I just realize I'm talking about themet Gala and I almost threw up on
myself. Laurence Sanchez, Oh,that's Jeff Bezos's chick. Yeah, Britney
Spears. I'm worried about her.Always love her. I love her.
Uh yeah. Olivia Olivia Colpo isthirty two. She was former Miss Universe.

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Here's the lineup, Nick Jonas,Tim Tebow, Ryan Lochte and Danny
Emmondola. That's the lineup, Okay, and now she's with Christian McCaffrey mccaffe
Furdy McCaffrey McCaffrey. Her birthday today, She's hot, beautiful Alex. The

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American Dream. Have you ever heardanybody use that term, the American Dream?
Yes, I think what it usedto be, and obviously it's been
altered over the year. Over theyears, the American Dream, I think
was, uh, you know,you go to work, you get a
wife, you get a house,white picket fence, two point three kids,
you know that type of thing.Kids, Yeah, I think that's

(01:29:58):
how it worked out for for awhile. Kid, you said that was
the kid's name was. The kid'sname was point three point three. Get
your ass in here. You're alwaysthe last one in living. The American
dream was always the ultimate goal forso many people. They're looking at like
what things cost now. I knowthis is always a weird topic to talk

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about on this show. Over alifetime, the American dream now costs three
point four million dollars over the lifetime, over your lifespan. Oh okay,
cool, okay, y'all make thatand no problem. The average the average
American in their lifetime, the averageAmerican will earn two point three million dollars

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to have the American dream. Youneed three point four These are the basis.
This isn't I'm not talking a mansion. Now I'm just talking like a
median. I'm talking a median pricedhome, very average. The cost of
raising two children, tell Alex,not me, this is the lifetime.
And you think that all once theyturn eighteen, got the gun to the

(01:31:01):
head. You're thinking, Oh,once my kid turns eighteen, they're on
their own. They never stop beingyour kids. Okay, it's more extensive
when they turn eighteen. I feellike the cost of raising two children in
America right now five hundred and seventysix thousand, eight hundred and ninety six
dollars. All right, So Alex, you heard it here from your bargain.
Okay, if you just slip onepast the goalie once, split that

(01:31:25):
in half, and that's I mean, you're at two fifty sixty seven.
You're at two eighty Yeah, twoeighty up, pony boy, two hundred
eighty grand for five minutes of funover there, lover boy. I was
I saying, it's it's it's sooverwhelming to look at that stuff. Yeah,
yes, And I never want toI never want to paint what you

(01:31:48):
have going on over there. It'sthe greatest thing, dude, that's ever
gonna happen in your life. It'sthe best thing. It's the best thing
ever. It's I'm gonna put thatstory away. I'm gonna put that.
You don't want to know what theother things cost? No, I mean,
like I've been it's crazy. I'vebeen like, we're in an apartment.
We got to look at a house. I've been looking at that recently.

(01:32:11):
I've got to get a new carto have a room for a car
seat. And I've been looking atthat, and it's like, just take
all my money now, guys,leave me zero dollars. Are you driving
like an urban cowboy pickup truck thatjust has a bench seat in it.
I'm driving a Ford Ranger as abench seat. Yeah, like butt and
sissy. I mean there's no backseat. Are you trading it in?

(01:32:34):
Dude? Do you have a littledo you have a nice Do you have
a little license plate on the backwith your wife's name on it? I
do not. You should get thatbefore you get rid of the truck.
You should do that once on boardsticker for your new car. I remember
the last time I saw a truckwith a bench seat in it. There's
no there's no back there's no likeextra door, there's no little deal back

(01:32:56):
there for a baby. No,you can't. Like there's like like a
little slit that I have jumper cablesfor and I have like a net in
case I'm hearing staff, plenty ofroom for a newborn, excuse me.
Probably probably for like the first thismonth. Maybe roll around. She can
chew on the tire iron. Yeah, you love, that's all right.
Teach you about college. It's gonnabe great, Bro, It's gonna be

(01:33:18):
so great. Love it. Happiestdecision you ever made. We should see
this kid turn green when we talklike this. On the air ninety four
five The buzz Rod Ryan Show,the met Gala was when yesterday or I
guess today's Wednesday, Monday night,Sunday, Monday night, Sunday, Monday.

(01:33:44):
Have we talked about it Monday?Yeah, Sunday the met Gala.
Zendaia Zundaia, Zaya Zendia Zindia.Sure. She's gotten over one hundred and
twenty thousand new Instagram followers since whatevershe showed up with the other night.
She was looking like, like veryunapproachable, Like she looked kind of mean.

(01:34:04):
It was like me when I like, I think I look friendly and
approachable. But she had like allthis dark eyes. Any of the people
that show up to the met gallike all those people, if I saw
them at any function, I'd belike, I'm not going next to those
weird pizza in the games. Allright, we have two new followers since
uh I posed with Tesla's breast implantsonline Alex online, Thank you too,

(01:34:34):
new followers at rod Ryan Show.Comments were pretty good. All right,
what are you doing today? Today'sAL is called gritty and dude, you
should have done a GoFundMe for you. Well's go fund me for my kid
just so I can live. Pleaseto AL is called gritty and you will

(01:34:57):
be looking at photos and trying todecide if you your photos from Italy or
Greece, hence the name grittly.What I did that? Did you make
that up? I did my own. It was like, fine, see
if you can tell this is fromGreece or Italy and I was like,
no, we're calling it gridle.What was that dumb hood trunk on the
the fronk of the front the fronttrunk was the fronk front on the cyber

(01:35:20):
truck. It was the cyber truckspook basically what it was done with both
of you. We're looking at abunch of different pictures. Just tell tell
the computer if it's grease or Italythat you're looking at, and you will
be given whether or not you're rightor wrong, and then you can see
how grittly you ready. You arefinished, d Ryan, Thank you.
Rod Ryan Show effects include mood SwingsMood Swings ninety four five, the Buzz

(01:35:48):
Good Morning, rod Ryan Show.Thank you so much for having a song
boy little warmer out there today likeGod of Like yesterday, I think we're
gonna get some rain head in herepretty soon, but today highs of ninety
one, ninety two, I cannotnow, Like, okay, Rod,
get over yourself. It's ninety degrees, it's may. That's what happens here.

(01:36:12):
That's got to be the earliest Urkotstory you've ever done. Yeah,
dude, by far, that's liketheir warning shot. Stop with the oct
I'm telling you, And that seemslike it's a new thing. That's only
we've only talked about this in thelast couple of years too. Urkott was
not a thing that I've been talkingabout for twenty years since I've lived here,
was it? They like poke theirhead through the door, like you
guys, you guys remember me.Hey, you guys are using too much

(01:36:35):
energy. It's hot, right,Okay. I was told this was the
energy capital of the world, soreserves are a bit lower than usual because
there's a lot of maintenance work goingon within the grid. Rod. They
just wanted to let you know.But my least favorite word is grid.
Okay. When we was explained tome that, like, we are on

(01:36:55):
our own grid and we're not like, you know, ponied up with anyone
else. Guys work it out,man, Okay, I mean i'll turn
it down. I'll help, butI'm not. When they say, oh,
well, here's your suggested you knowwhat your thermostat should be at,
it's always like Africa hot, whatthe suggestion is, It's like, oh
yeah, put it at eighty five. Okay, just put it at eighty

(01:37:18):
five and we'll all be good.No, can't be making gumbo in my
pants. Yeah, Chili's got Chili'sgonna be able to nap in that.
Chili can't nap in eighty five.No, he can't be a cool sixty
seven. Oh that's a little toocool. Oh that's what I sleep at.
You turn it down to sixty seven. Yeah, I do, and

(01:37:42):
I'm still throwing covers off like it'shot. I was not compatible in many
ways with the person I was marriedto. Yeah, we were not thermostatically.
Compare Cosh just out Did you notflush? Did you all not hang
out before ten years? Like Alexand Emma. Here's the thing, Okay,

(01:38:05):
so your little you're little sixty sevenover there right sixty seven, three
point fifteen, daddy's getting up.The person that wants it at sixty seven
is sleeping in a bearskin rug.Okay, you know what I mean.
And I gotta get up, andI'm like on the tile with my feet

(01:38:27):
and I'm getting out of the showerand that things blast and right on top
whoever put that thing right on topof the shower door. I walk out
of the shower and it's like Igot cold blasted on my ass right out
of the shower. Made me angry, made me angry. It was like
not a good way to I'm like, yeah, I was like, this
is too cold. I didn't likegetting I didn't enjoy getting ready for work.

(01:38:50):
Yeah, you don't have a heatedfloors? What do you put Bill
Gates? I think has that.I don't know who after that has that?
Are he? He has a heateddriveway? Ah? He Bill Gates
has a heated driveway. He doesn'thave to shovel. All right, where
are we going with this? Wheredid you talk about the grid? Oh?

(01:39:13):
That that's you're the one that's effingup the grid at sixty seven whole
night? Yeah, well blasting away. Don't tread on my icy my kids
popsicles in that room, No problem, it's too cold. What do you
and in summer comes? What happened? Are you and Emma thermosstat compatible?
We usually she's a little bit differentsince she's pregnant right now. She's running

(01:39:35):
hot, running hot. Yeah,girls run hot when they're pregnant. But
yeah, we usually I live itat sixty nine, we sleep, and
then we always put it seventy fiveyeur in the day, gys see,
I go seventy four during the dayor yeah, yeah, sixty nine at
night? What are you, Gronkowski? You do that on purpose? Right?
I'd say absolutely? Sheil he's incharge of the thermostat over there.

(01:40:00):
Oh yeah, okay, I don't. I don't want any motility for what's
going on. Christina hasn't. Christinadoesn't know where the thermostat is. Okay,
okay, he's got one of thosethings like at work where he's got
a lock on it keeps a keyaround his neck. Sleep Miss Christina,

(01:40:29):
Miss Christina, as my kid callsher, he is not in charge of
the thermostat in your house. Actuallyshe is. Stop with yourself. I'm
not lying. Does sheield just noresponsibility because you're always sleeping like a bear
in hibernation. So that's what I'ma fan on me. Every time I
move it, Like if I moveit one degree down, she'll be like,
why did you move it? Wait? Wait wait wait wait? Ceiling

(01:40:51):
fan or like an old school boxfan, like an oscillator. It's like
a standing one, but the oldschool ones that you know, like the
round ones and then they go aroundand everything that. Yeah, a little
ribbon on around. I got itaim right right at the under boob area,

(01:41:15):
so that way I don't have towake up. What for these for
these naps that you take, whatis the thermostat at? Then we keep
the house at around seventy three seventythree degrees? I don't hate that,
and I don't I'm paying seventy thI'm paying that. Yeah, I blacked

(01:41:36):
out. I got some of thoseblacked out stuff that you put on the
windows on Amazon. Not not thecurtains, like tinfoil. It's not the
tinfoil that Nastai took that away fromme, but uh no, I did
put some of those up. It'skind of like a vinyl thing that I
got on Amazon, and it blackedout the whole room, so it looks

(01:41:57):
like a cave in there. Okay. At one point one of my roommates
in New Orleans was the Overnight guyand John Marty, the one Man Party,
and uh, and he believe hedid the tinfoil thing like a like
some meth house. Yeah, hedid the tinfoil thing in his bedroom and
it was completely blacked out in there, like of like a theater room,
dude. And it's comfortable. It'slike ten degrees cooler in there. Yeah,

(01:42:18):
so that kind of helps out alot. And uh yeah, the
fan, you know fan that fanis is what just clutch. I got
to go back to what Tessa said, though she says that she keeps it
as what sixties sixty seven sixty sevenat night, chilling and you sweat and
everything, But you come into thestudio and complain about the cold, and

(01:42:40):
it's like, yeah, wait aminute, Yeah, when I sleep,
I become like this heater, likeI don't know, like my I get
a yes, so I guess sogabbing people all night in your dreaming,
I'm just very extreme when it comesto temperature. So I'm like really really
hot. I like my shower's hot, hot hot. Yeah, And because
you're freezing when you get up inthe morning, no, I'm I'm cold

(01:43:03):
when I get up. The firstthing I do is I turn off the
fan and then I and I messwith the thermostat and I crank it back
up. The sure's not menopause,Like, no, I'm not, honestly,
so, so I'm very extreme whenit comes to most things. As
we know, maybe maybe warding offthe spirits or invoking them, you're probably

(01:43:26):
recharging. That's why the crystals,it's all. Anytime crystals are brought up,
you know that conversation is ending.Ryan Show, celebrating twenty years ninety
four or five of The Buzz ninetyfour or five The Buzz, Good Morning,
Rod Ryan's Show. It's s Nirvana. We're getting ready to wrap up

(01:43:49):
this wild Card Wednesday show. It'sa wonderful feature today. I did get
a chance to get over there andcheck that out links and guests. It's
been very, very good. Youknow. We had a brief discuss this
morning. I wanted to bring thisback around about all the man. Every
week there's a new country artist thatis opening up a bar in Nashville,

(01:44:10):
Lady Wilson. That's how she madeit onto. I mean, there's a
reason that they make it onto lookingat girls. So there's they got to
be the news for something. Andshe's got a bar coming this summer,
the Lady Wilson Bar. What didwe say it, Bottom's up, No,
bottoms up, there's a room.There's a bar coming here to Houston,
which one co Wetzel. Co Wetzel'sopening one. Yeah. We gave

(01:44:33):
away tickets, remember, Yeah,of course I remember. And the people
were like dying for them. Theywere dying from the week that we gave
those away. I believe he didend up selling it, and I just
looked it up. I don't know. I don't know much about the guy
still. I just know that peoplewere really really excited about winning tickets.
He's from Pittsburgh, Texas. Makessense then to have it here. Why

(01:44:54):
would he go to Nashville when youcould keep it local? Correct? And
I think he's got two Texas bars. Oh yeah, he's it's going to
be called the Riot Room and it'scoming here to Houston. Nice. So
where doesn't start those there? Hey? Does fifty cent have a bar?
Or he just has like the likean area at the Toyota Center. Does
he have a bar, you know, or a restaurant or something? No,

(01:45:15):
I don't know. I know hischampagne sponsored the whole Houston rodeo.
Yeah, I mean, he's gota presence. It's awesome that he's here
in New York. His sparkling thenext game yesterday was he fifty have a
bar in Houston? Because I knowI've been to his bar, you know,
his pop up type of bar,the one at the Toyota Center.

(01:45:39):
And that's cool. It's saying somethingno, no, no, no,
that's a concert. He might beinvolved with something. I mean, I
mean, my name wasn't Unluckies,It wasn't rod Ryan's Luckies and didn't Andre
Andre Johnson was involved in a barand a restaurant that had some problems on
what something you had one that wassometimes you want to put your name on

(01:46:00):
it. It's exactly like what Iwas saying. When you go to any
tourist town, just say, likerandom celebrity owns that actually this is this
is Vince vonsbar. Right, youcan just say that. But like Deshaun
Watson had left these cheese steaks andhe opened. Okay, Okay, So
I don't know about Toyota Center,but his cognac is the official cognac of

(01:46:20):
the Astros, his champagne official champagneof the Astros, and then fans will
be able to go to this clublevel bar called renamed to the Sire Spirits
Bar, and it's known as thefifty cent Suite. So this is I
think just a club level type ofdeal. Seat one. I sat at
it. I sat at that barolkokay, waiting for fifty to roll up.

(01:46:44):
Nope, nope, he didn't show. No, he didn't show.
Okay, just man to talk tome about what you're giving away on the
show today. Well, it's apretty big ticket. It's the Can We
Please Have Fun Tour going down atToyota Center with Kings e Leon. They'll
be live August sixteen. Tickets aroundnowt Toyota Center dot com. Their new

(01:47:05):
album drops this Friday, and wehave a pair of tickets to the ship.
Okay, we'll have a pair oftickets for you on the flip of
this break Houston for Houston's alternative andhome of the Rod Ryan Morning Show,
ninety four five The Buzz five TheBuzz Rod Ryan show Man. Thank you,
guys so much for starting your dayoff with us. I hope it

(01:47:28):
was a good start to your day. Be a little warmer today. We
talked about that a lot. Ihave ninety two partly Claudi's guys, I
see nothing above a ten percent chanceof rain headed? Is now time four
know this show on ninety four tofive The Buzz. La La la la
la la la la la la lala la la la la la la la

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la la la la la la la. But once a week I get a
hit up somebody wants to as theirring tone. I'm like, this would
be the worst ringtone about once aweek for twenty years. Hey dude,
what's that song play at the endof the show. I want that as
a ringtone? But how was thatgoing off on their nightstand? Good Morning

(01:48:14):
good morning. Hey. Who isthis? This is Chris. How you
doing doing well? Chris? Chris? Where you from? From Katie?
Well? All right, KA Townthe best side checking in. Let's see
if you know the show. Oh, you're gonna need to get that clip
ready too, Tessa, this isChris from Katie You know him? Yeah,
Chris from Katy. Hey, tellme what was Rod's favorite piece of

(01:48:36):
audio that we were playing during theheadlines. It was like the cringiest story
in the world, but he lovedthe music. It was the drop from
the Stormy Daniels bit. Yeah,it was the Stormy song. Yeah.
It was something that I found andI brought in today. Oh, storm

(01:49:00):
it's such a it's such a banger. Congratulations, dude, you are one
hundred percent right. You are thewinner. Oh? Why that? What
is that he flushing the toilet?Hey, Jilly, get out of the
bathroom. You win. What areyou giving them? Oh? You get
the tickets to go see Kings ofLeon at the Toyota Center. Congratulations because
you definitely know the show. Greatjob, great John today, Chris,

(01:49:28):
I had faith in you from kTown. Have a great day, Chris,
Thank you, Thanks Bro. Wegotta go that's it is Stormy back
on the uh. I mean we'retalking about this tomorrow, right, sure
is she? She can't be thehush funny trials in recess until tomorrow.
I'm sorry. I don't make theschedule of the courts in New York.

(01:49:50):
I know you think me. Wehad a chick fight this morning, Abby
beat Autumn. She's gonna go fora win number four tomorrow. She's doing
awesome. If you guys aren't gettingup early and joining us in homeroom,
you're missing out. You are reallyreally missing out. Ohosto wild Card Wednesday

(01:50:17):
was our number one link today,the tortured ten. I thought that was
great today. That was awesome.Our guy in the Air Force emailing I
think it was Kyle, I can'tremember. And then we did some of
that Thursday talk. It was Nathan. It was Nathan. Thank you,
Nathan. All right, tomorrow's throwback Thursday already fixed the Grand Thursday read

(01:50:40):
my lips sick. Anybody know who'splaying and Chill Okay, Tessa and Chili
squaring off tomorrow at a twenty.If you want to send me words before
tomorrow, that'd be great. Jeremy'sup at the NonStop. Nooner. Teresa
has something coming up at three twenty. It's the Local Love shout Out,

(01:51:01):
and apparently she's shouting out like localbusinesses now, oh cool, So that's
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(01:51:23):
stuff that was said at the stormyDaniel Trump not evening about it. Will
you hear? Will missionary position comeup on television today? No? Miss
just here, just the mish,just the mish here, Okay, all
right, I'd say we're on atwenty hour break a MS. Well,

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