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Channel ninety three. Summer. Everyoneseems to think it's great. I do
also, But what about the darkside of summer? There is a dark
side of summer. Did you knowthat summer is when insects grow wings and
fly. That sounds awful. Youmight even swallow one. That's not all.
(00:21):
Summer makes you wet and sticky.Do you want to be wet and
sticky like Juliani? No, Summersun turns mayo into poison, turns ants
into roommates church, and cute littledogs into slobber factories. Get away from
me with that wet bowl. Sothe next time you're wishing for summer,
remember what you're really asking for.This message you paid for. By autumn.
(00:44):
Autumn we have Halloween Nerves. Lat five or five search LLLS on
iHeartRadio. Brought to you by theVirgil Ortiz Exhibit at History Colorado
Channel ninety three. Summer. Everyoneseems to think it's great. I do
also, But what about the darkside of summer? There is a dark
side of summer. Did you knowthat summer is when insects grow wings and
fly. That sounds awful. Youmight even swallow one. That's not all.
(00:21):
Summer makes you wet and sticky.Do you want to be wet and
sticky like Juliani? No, Summersun turns mayo into poison, turns ants
into roommates church, and cute littledogs into slobber factories. Get away from
me with that wet bowl. Sothe next time you're wishing for summer,
remember what you're really asking for.This message you paid for. By autumn.
(00:44):
Autumn we have Halloween Nerves. Lat five or five search LLLS on
iHeartRadio. Brought to you by theVirgil Ortiz Exhibit at History Colorado
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