May 7, 2024 • 58 secs
Lots of people getting laid off these days. Look at the brightsides!
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(00:00):
Channel ninety three to three. Welcometo the exciting world of unemployment. What's
so exciting about it? Oh,cheer up, No wonder you lost your
job. There's lots to love aboutyour new career in nothing like what like
sleep? No more waking up early. In fact, there's no reason to
ever wake up at all. It'snot like you'll be missed. Now.
(00:22):
Wow, now that you're unemployed,you don't even have to get dressed.
You can lounge around the apartment inyour underpants. I will I don't wear
underpants, and it's never too earlyto start drinking. As soon as you
get up, you can get faced. That sounds pretty good. I can
really get behind this unemployment thing.Think about it. No ringing phones,
no income text, no pesky friends, no annoying future. I wish I'd
(00:45):
been let go years ago. Nowshut up and pass the mad dog.
The ever growing world of unemployment nervesLOL at five or five brought to you
by Illegal Peach Search. Lol's oniHeartRadio.
Channel ninety three to three. Welcometo the exciting world of unemployment. What's
so exciting about it? Oh,cheer up, No wonder you lost your
job. There's lots to love aboutyour new career in nothing like what like
sleep? No more waking up early. In fact, there's no reason to
ever wake up at all. It'snot like you'll be missed. Now.
(00:22):
Wow, now that you're unemployed,you don't even have to get dressed.
You can lounge around the apartment inyour underpants. I will I don't wear
underpants, and it's never too earlyto start drinking. As soon as you
get up, you can get faced. That sounds pretty good. I can
really get behind this unemployment thing.Think about it. No ringing phones,
no income text, no pesky friends, no annoying future. I wish I'd
(00:45):
been let go years ago. Nowshut up and pass the mad dog.
The ever growing world of unemployment nervesLOL at five or five brought to you
by Illegal Peach Search. Lol's oniHeartRadio.
Nerf's LOLs at 5:05 News
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