Uncle Henry Show 8.28.2023

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Episode Transcript

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Hendry. I predict, but Ipredict you'll be off the air by August
studies. August study this year,Henry, you'll be gone because you obsolete.
You just like Spider whelps understat yourarm man, and you got dust
on you. Let some young manget that job. It's time for you

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to go, man, go enjoyyour Social Security man. Message deleted.

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What is happening here? What ishappening too? By count Dry? What's
happening into my country? You know, I don't know what's gonna happen.
How are we gonna I don't knowif America is going to survive. This
country is whacked out right everything.But yeah, look at the state of

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the country. Oh but this countryis is whacked out right now. This
is insanity. Yes it is,Uncle Henry Show, News Radio seven ten
WNTM. Congratulations to you. Ifyou're getting any rain this afternoon, God

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bless you. Glad you're getting therain. I'm a little jealous here in
prestigious Midtown mobile. We're getting clouds, not that much precipitation. We're watching
watching you get rain. Oh,Paul as well with you. If you
want to jump in on the show, you can to one four seven nine

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two seven two three. That's twofive one four seven nine two seven two
three. I have noticed the newshas shifted dramatically away from heat dome showing
graphics on the screen of the countryboiling now to tropical Storm Idalia. So
we've shifted from the orange and thered and the purple graphics on the weather.

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Now we're getting the more traditional cones. It's more comforting to turn on
the TV weather and see it,even though it's a cone. I'm not
a fan of cones. It's alwaysterrible to be in the cone. But
I'm a little more comfortable with thecone that I am with the heat dome
stuff. That made it look likewe were all to be blunt with you.

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Look those graphics they've used for themonth of August, showing a heat
dome over us subliminally was making itwas just making me think about l L
too much. I was just thinkinga little bit, Yes, I was.
I was thinking about that a lotbecause of the graphics. So no
longer seeing a lake of fire onthe news. That's very good, and

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I hope everybody's okay in what willbecome a strong hurricane. There again,
the number two five one four sevennine two seven two th got a lot
to tell you about. You mayhave a lot to tell me about.
Let's find out. Let's see whowe have on the telephone line. Hello,
Calor, Happy Monday, Uncle Henry. Hope you had a good weekend.
David Whitlock, Happy Monday to you. What's on your mind. We

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are seeing some rain here off whatroad. It's very refreshing, Uncle Henry.
I was hoping we wouldn't have togo through this again, But Uncle
Henry here comes around two. NowBiden, after declaring the pandemic over,
he's going to Congress now for moremoney for more vaccines. I see masked
mandates in some parts of the country. Now, Uncle Henry, this time

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to end this foolishness. I hopethe American people wake up. Is be
the wrong time to try to shutdown the country, try to force people
to get vaccines these mandates. Asyou know, Uncle Henry, we don't
even know how safety these vaccines are, Uncle Henry. The CDC is taken
down the Adverse Effects showing the adverseeffects of some vaccines off their website.

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Uncle Henry. It's a scam,and it's time the American people stand up.
Well it'll be Look, and you'reupset about masks and vaccines and stuff
like that, right, and theship if there. I think Biden's just
trying to gain more control over thepeople, Uncle Henry. Well, well,
it'll be up to the people oneway or the other if they go

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along with all this stuff. Again, I don't know that there's a lot
of appetite out there to go alongwith it. I think a lot of
people have decided never again. Isure pray so, Uncle Henry. Look,
Uncle Henry, you have a wonderfuland blessed Monday evening. All right,
thank you, David Wood, LikeI appreciate your phone call. Thank
you for saying my name repeatedly overand over again, which every time my

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mind would wander during the because alot of times no offense to the callers,
but sometimes I'm thinking, I'm thinkingabout what might be on TV tonight
and stuff like that. But whenyou say my name, it draws me
right back into the call. Soday we were like, thank you for
drawing me back into the calling backinto the show. Two five one four

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seven nine two seven two three isa telephone number. Hello caller, Hello
Oka Henry. Yes, sir,okay, Henry Cliff, you are live
on the radio, Cliff. Wheneverything is going on in the world today,
Donald Trump is still the top issue. They are saying that this man,

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we're still lying. They're saying thathe tried to overthrow the gunment.
Any food and a half a brainknow that that's not what happened. Right,
Many people like Stay see Abrams andall these other people complain about the
vote of being rigged. Stay syAbram is a Democrat and she ran against
Democrats and loss against Democrats and saidthat it was rigged and she lost by

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fifty five thousand votes. You gotpeople like the angry leftists and all of
these people. The Democrat politicians haveus speaking out of anger and hatred and
ignorance. We get mad at somebodythat knows truth, common sense, logic,

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and we use that and we'll dothe due diligence to try to check
out something before we say something.But the Democrat Party has it left.
When they say something stupid, youknow what makes that makes them angry because
they're saying something stupid because they don'tdo the due diligence. So now they
get angry and get all over youwhen they're in the wrong. But they

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look and open their eyes and seethat this country is going a bad way,
welcome a bad way, and wellit is well, it's uh,
it's mass brainwashing. I mean wewe've got a lot, We've got millions
of people that have been brainwashed.Well, uncle Henry, I'm sixty five.
Yes, my my uncle said somethingI was thirteen. My uncle said

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that the Democrat Party was gonna starttelling people things that even a damned food
would have a hard time believing,or some of these damn food was gonna
believe them. These people only left. I don't tell if you're angry,
I don't care what it is.You better get smart and you better start
digging, because what's happening is happeningto you. Guys. Realize that it's

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happening to y'all too well. God, Uncle Henry Love, it's a god's
size problem. That's why he leftso much. Love, Donia. I
hate nobody if I'm no better thannobody else, and nobody is better than
me in God's sight. So wecan stop looking at way, because that's

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who we're gonna need. You haven'tblessed the unkin I thank you Cliff,
and it's already been blessed. Thankyou very much for your phone call.
You have blessed us those that couldhear your words. You've blessed us with
your phone call again. Two fiveone four seven nine two seven two three
is the phone number here on theUncle Henry Show if you want to jump

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seven two three email address Uncle Henry, and iHeartMedia dot com. This past
Saturday, I was in Orange Beachfor the Jason al Dean concert working.
I was working there or ninety fivek s J number one for Today's Best

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Country the Jason Aldean Concert. Ididn't know what to expect. I know
that there was a minor controversy inthe last month or so because he has
a song called Try That in aSmall Town and people saw the video and
were up. Something about the videoupset people that I think that it showed

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riots. You may remember that afew years ago there were major riots in
this country that largely the people thatrioted and tore stuff up, largely unpunished,
were tearing stuff up, and sothey showed that in the video.
You remember the controversy. Well,anyway, I was curious, what would
it be like it at Jason Aldeanconcert. Everybody, the crowd was in

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a great mood. It was ahappy crowd. I rarely described crowds that
way, but it was a happycrowd. This was a crowd of happy
people. People were not over intoxicated, which was good. A lot of
people wearing Try That in a smalltown t shirts. Some of them were

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merchandise that you can purchase, butother people had made their own. And
this is something I've noticed more thesedays. There seemed to be more and
more people making their own custom Tshirts. Well, there were a lot
of people wearing their own made athome Try That in a small town T
shirt. Now, I did seea few political statements there was one man

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that was dressed in all Donald TrumpT shirts and hats and stuff, and
he had a beer that was thecan was something right wing. I can't
remember. I apologize for not rememberingthe right wing slogan on his beer can.
They had a right wing beer can. And also somebody was wearing a

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Donald Trump mug shot T shirt thathad the mug shot and under it.
Not guilty, But overall nobody wasactually talking politics. Everybody there was just
generally very very happy. It wasnice to be around happy people. Saturday
at the Wharf. I will sayredundantly that probably the hottest I've been at

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any event ever that I've done inmy radio career. I have not sweat
that much ever. I think I'vemowed. I've mowed giant acres of grass
with a push mower and did notsweat as much. Just standing there,
just sweating. And if you werein Mobile, it was hotter in Mobile
than it was an Orange beach.Wasn't it something like one oh six Saturday?

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Unbelievable. It was nice to seepeople happy and behaving in the heat.
I was even told that in thepit at the concert, right up
against the stage where people get crowdedup to see the artist. People were
not pushed up against each other.It was that hot that people would not

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get up against each other standing therein front of the stage. So it
was that hot. But anyway,glad to have gone, Glad to be
back, and glad that we're gettingsome rain and some of course, hope
Florida didn't get hit as hard asit looks like they will. But glad

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we're getting a little bit of ashift in what a brutal, brutal month.
August was now again the telephone numberhere two five one four seven nine
two seven two three. I receivedvarious voicemail over the weekend on a variety
of topics. One topic that cameup was the presidential candidate, candidate k

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Ramaswamy. Now, if I'm mispronouncedhis name, please forgive me. I'm
of a certain age where it's goingto take me several years to master his
name. It happens when a lotof us get older. You'll find this
with a lot of older people.You'll hear a new name and it takes
you so it just takes you monthsor even years to really adapt to the
new name. Vek Rama Swammy isgoing to be the best I can do.

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Here is a We had a calllast week from Annie. She was
very skeptical about Vivek Ramaswamy, andSnake Trapper called him last week. He's
also colluded with Annie and is alsovery skeptical of Vivek Ramaswamy. Now let's
hear from the mad Trucker. TheMad Trucker has thoughts on Vivek Hey uncle

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Henry LV, LV LB in regardto Raga Swamy, trust but verify.
I agree with Annie on that.But Annie's got a whole lot of knowledge
on this. It's called speculatory knowledge. She knows not any of it.
She's merely speculating. So good job, any But I think we should,

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yeah, we should leok beep herinto this guy. But he's saying what
I want to hear. And thatthing you said, whenever someone says all
the right things, beware. Ibelieve Donald Trump said all the right things,
the greatest president of our lifetime otherthan Reagan. LDI thank you very
or LV, thank you for yourvoicemail. Two five one seven zero six

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bull is the number. And Isaid, beware of someone who pops up
out of nowhere and says all thethings you want to hear. Donald Trump
did not pop up out of nowhere. He was on the scene since what
the eighties or maybe even earlier.Anyway, thank you LD for your voicemail.

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Now speaking of Vivek Ramaswamy and peopleliking or not liking what he has
to say, I don't know ifyou missed this, but O J.
Simpson do you remember OJ from theNaked Gun movies? OJ went on X

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formerly known as Twitter yesterday and talkedabout football, and then he started talking
about how he really liked what heheard from Vivek Ramaswamy. Yeah, here's
a little OJ for you in caseyou were wondering who will be the who
are going to be our next greatpolitical commentators? A little more equity?
All right? This morning I gotup and I found myself watching Meat the

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Press. They had the Babicama swammyon. Now, just like the debates,
the Republican debates. I said,Hey, this guy is onto something.
Then he'll say something. I said, Oh my god, I attributed
to his youth. I guess now. First, let me make it clear
I'm not a Republican. I'm alsonot a Democrat. By the way.

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I know you've been wondering. Iwonder what OJ's wonder what his politics are.
I know you're wondering. Well,he's not a Republican or a Democrat.
I would have called myself independent,but I'm probably I'm a little more
a libertarian. He's a libertarian.Oh, I think you vote for the
best person. I don't care whatparty they're in. And listening to this

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guy. I do have this book. I've only got like thirty percent into
the book. Ohja's read OJ's readingVivek's book. But I loved what he
was saying in this right. Heloves what Vivek is saying. O J.
So OJ, Annie, Annie andSnake Trapper not buying Vivek. But

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LD and o J are in UncleHenry Show News Radio seven ten wnt M.

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It is five thirty five and thisis the Uncle Henry Show. If
you'd like to call in, youcan two five one four seven nine two
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Email address Uncle Henry at iHeartMedia dotcom. That's Uncle Henry at iHeartMedia
dot com. Before I get backinto current events and politics and stuff like

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this, I know that that youthe listener, you've been really excited about
the fake meat. I know,I know you hate fake news, but
you love the fake meat, theimpossible burgers, all of the plant based
fake hamburger patties and fake sausages.I know you crave these things. Well,
I saw in the news today,and by the way, every time

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I talk about it, I feellike I'm obligated to mention this. So
if you, if you're a longtime listener, you've heard me say this
over and over and over again.But understand, they haven't invented any of
that for nutritional value. They've neverdone it because it's healthier for you nutritionally.
The fake meat stuff is all aboutenvironmentalism in sustainability, and they think

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that farming, having livestock and pigsand chickens and stuff is horrible for the
environment. They think it hurts theclimate, that it's contributing to climate change.
So they want to get rid ofcattle farms. They want to get
rid of the pig farms, thechicken farms, all that stuff, and
they want us to eat plant basedmeat. Has nothing to do with whether

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or not as nutritious, but anyway, so they're coming out with a new
product. They're coming up with plantbased ribs. Yeah, plant based ribs.
They're going to look how I don'tknow what this would be the equivalent

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of a magic trick to make aif you if somebody as goes into a
lab and create something that's similar toribs but it's plant based, I would
consider that a magic trick almost.And get this, the bone in the
rib will be plant based, soybased, and you will be able to

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eat the bone. You'll eat therib, and then you'll have leftover soy
based bones that you can bake orfry. So look for that soon in
a grocery store near you. Twofive one four seven nine two seven two
three is a number. Hello color, Hey uncle Henry. How are you

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doing? Snake trapper? Snake trapper? You are live on the radio,
uncle Henry. I will never eatany manufactured meat. Uh for them to
come out and say that that uhlivestock is bad for the environment? Man
it saw bull malarkey. Did youknow that John Kerry uh puts more at

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uh carbon at missions in the atmospherethan the two hundred thousand cows that he
talked Ireland into slaughter and uh willput in a lifetime, Uncle Henry.
So if they can do away withJohn Kerry, that would uh do the
world a whole a real big favor. And we and when you say do

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away with John Kerry, you meanhave him retire and shut up kareng Oh
yes, sir, Yeah, justquit letting him fly around in his uh
private jet that he swore up anddown that he or his family never owned.
And I mean they caught him lyingunder oaths and he never owned one.
And then ibi dang if the Centerdidn't come up and show evidence where
his wife just sold a big fineprivate jet that he had had made over

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two hundred trees ups in one yearin Uncle Henry, h the two hundred
thousan you know who was trying totalk Ireland and just just totally eustonizing two
hundred thousand cattle. And it wasbecause you know, to help protect the
environment, when uh that one yearhe put more missions in the air,
Uncle Henry, than them two hundredthousand cattle would have done in their whole

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complete lifetime. So yeah, that'sjust that's absolutely ridiculous. Man. Well,
you know the problem here, thebiggest problem is that you and I
have not figured out how to getrich off this the way they have.
I know they were already rich tobegin with. But this is such a
this is such a con job,and so many people are making money off

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of it. It is Uncle Henry. And I'm a carnivore, man,
I'm gonna eat meat, and it'sgonna be natural meat. If it don't
walk, breath, swim or crawl, I'm not gonna eat it. I
mean, if that's they don't wantto eat it, and I mean they
want you to eat uh, youknow, I mean cattle are raised on
grass, so I mean that's aboutas green as you can get for as
uh eating a eating a plant basedoff meat, Uncle Henry. Man,

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they're idiots, man. It justdrives me crazy, you know. I
mean, this world is just livedoff of eating meat. And for them
to want to do away with it, well, if you were just if
you would just be patient and waitfor them to create plant based snake and
plant based turtle and plant based froglegs, then you'd be absolutely in hog

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heaven, Uncle Henry. If theywon't plant based things to taste like,
I mean, why why would whywould you want to create something to taste
like something you're trying to do awaywith. Why not just eat the original?
I mean they're idiots, They're absolutelyidiots. I mean it just blows
my mind. But I ain't gonnaquit. I'm gonna I'm gonna eat meat.

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That's just the way it is.Unless always gonna be all right.
Well, you know you should dowhat you should do, one of your
famous Snake Trapper cookoffs with plant basedfake meat. Wouldn't that be fun?
I don't believe that would be fun, as I'll look, Henry, because
I just don't believe I could eatit. Can I uh? You know
I love salads, Don't get mewrong. I love salads. I love
gabbage, I love broccoli. ButI love meat also, Uncle Henry.

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And I'm gonna have it as longas I can afford it. I'm gonna
eat it. So I mean theyneed to get a grip. I look,
I'm in a complete agreement with you. I just ain't gonna eat no
nasty chicken. Uncle. And theydidn't have all that they want. Well,
I'll take your portions, brother,you take care of you. To
thank you Snake Trapper for your phonecall. Hello color Hey uncle, Henry

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is so Western's Western Shore Steve,Western Shore Steve. You are live on
the radio. Hupall as well withyou. Everything's very well. Snake Trapper
said, can't we eat meat untilthey can't afford it? And that's the
key. They're They're gonna make itunaffordable with I can. But I want
to tell you I'm gonna cook someribs or probably tomorrow, next day,

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but I can assure you it willnot be plant based ribs. Okay,
all right, well good, thenmaybe maybe maybe they'll be edible, maybe
they'll be delicious. Yeah, oh, I'll guarantee you they will. But
what I really called about, youknow, the news media salivating now that
there's a hurricane or going to bea hurricane in the Gulf. It's going

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to hit Florida, it looks like, and those are salivating. But what
I wanted to say is I havea weather app I've been using for years,
and when there's a hurricane that'll showup on their or tropical storm,
and now all of a sudden,I'm know this this year if shown the
Atlantic hurricanes, showing specific hurricanes andshowing hurricanes that are hitting Japan and Korea.

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Yeah, and I don't care aboutall that, you know, it's
it's more of this to make itlook like it's worse than it is when
years passed, when only got theones in the Atlantic. But now I'm
getting them, you know, poppingup. It's like six of them showing
up right now, and you know, trying trying to scare me. Well,

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now next they're gonna be excited.Next year, you're gonna love it.
They're gonna have updates on the MartianWeather. Yeah, now that wouldn't
surprise me either. Well maybe maybe, uh, maybe the app isn't what
you need after all. Yeah,I'm you know, and I paid for
it. It is a it's agood app I've enjoyed, But all of

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a sudden, it's uh showing allthese other storms around the world that I
don't don't affect me. What'so one? I older? Sorry anyway, Well,
Western Shore, Steve, thank youfor sharing all that with us.
I'm glad you're doing well. Yeah, I'm doing well, and I'll call
you again sometimes soon. Very good. Have a great day, huh.

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All right? Yeah, these appsweather from around the world, all this
information at our fingertips. Think aboutthat, Think about how at your fingertips
on your smartphone. There's more informationabout one hundred years ago. Way more

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information is on your phone now thanwould be available in any public library.
And what do you do with thatinformation? Every day? That's at your
fingertips, probably reminding yourself of whenkickoff is back with more in a moment,

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Uncle Henry Show, News Radio seventen WNTM. We have news headlines
in ten minutes five fifty. Stillhave time for you to make a phone
call to the show. Two fiveone four seven nine two seven two three.
That's two five one four seven ninetwo seven two three. Email address

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Uncle Henry at iHeartMedia dot com.That's Uncle Henry at iHeartMedia dot com.
The received numerous voicemails over the weekend, and let me let me share one
here on one of my favorite topics. I like to get the Mad Trucker

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to talk about driving driving the truck. I like hearing truck driving voicemails.
So let's see if I can sharewith you a trucker a little bit of
truck driving advice from the Mad Truckerfrom over the weekend. Hey, Uncle

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Henry LD, I'm gonna speak forthree point five million truck drivers, and
honestly mean this man. Every week, every weekend out here, I have
to jockey for position because people drivetoo slow on the interstate. Are they
drive right beside us? Are theytailgate us? Are they get in front

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of us? And then they slowdown? I don't understand that. I
don't understand why you would pass thetruck, get in front of me,
then it slow down. All right, I'm gonna I'm pausing there just so
you, the listener, I think, don't let this just go by,
because I know you're you're you mightbe driving home, You're thinking about what's

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for dinner? Is what's on tonight? Are the Real Housewives of New York
on tonight? Or whatever you're thinkingabout. This is a trucker leaning to
you that he is mystified that youwill pass him, and then you'll get
in front of him and slow downin front of him. What is your

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problem? Understand why you would passa truck, get in front of him,
then it slow down. I don'tunderstand that. But for God's sakes,
people stop. We weigh eighty thousandpounds. We cannot move quickly,
and we certainly cannot break quickly.When you get in front of us,

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especially at night. A lot ofpeople would say it'll never happen. Things
can be laying in the road,deer across the road. There could be
an accident in front of you wherethe lights are off of the vehicle and
suddenly you have to slam on thebrakes. I'm right behind you, people,
and I'm doing sixty four miles anhour, which usually about eighty thousand

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pounds of freight and trailer and truck. Think about that when you get in
front of attraction rigg and you're passingup, go up a quarter mile and
then move over. Never say never, because it can happen. There are
things out here. There are tireslaying in the roads, there are pallets

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laying in the road, and youmay have to slam all break And you
don't want me on your proper becauseyou are creating the problem. Now,
I'm sorry to pause you again,ld, but I'm wondering. I'm trying
to I'm trying to figure out whywould someone pass a big old truck and
then get in front of them andslow down in front of them? Now?

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Could it be that there are alot of commercials on TV. Have
you noticed all the commercials on TVwhere lawyers are talking about trucks and if
and if a truck does something toyou, we can really make them pay.
Have you seen these commercials? Someof these commercials to people are standing
on top of the truck's talking aboutthem. I wonder, I wonder if

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some people that need a lot ofcash are trying to figure out how they
can get involved in something with atruck and survive it. That's just something
I've wondered, because boy, TVcommercials lately have been very anti truck,
at least the lawyer commercials have been. Anyway, let me unpause the trucker,

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me pass us quickly. Don't ridebeside us. Every second that we
are side by side, we arein danger because I can't go to the
left anymore, and you can't goto the right. Pass us quickly.
And I talked to you about thisearlier, Uncle Henry. You never know
what's gonna come out from underneath thattrailer, and you keep buying it at

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night or during the day and it'shot. I could blow a tire,
I could run over a palette,I could run over a wheelbarrow. And
I saw a truck do that theother night. And what did it?
Deally came right out from underneath givecar. You don't know, all right,
and then the voicemail either cut himoff or his phone went off.

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Who knows. Maybe there was awheelbar in front of him. I don't
know, but LD thank you foryour message about truckers and safety, because
we're all on the road a lothere on the Gulf Coast, most of
us, and gotta be safe.I don't. I try never to be
near the eighteen wheeler on the roadfor all the reasons that you've taught me.

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L D. All right, Look, we are out of time for
this hour. There is more toget to after the top of the hour.
News here on news Radio seven tenw and Tim if you want to
hear any of these shows again.The El Clamory Show is available as a

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podcast at NewsRadio sevenin dot com andalso available on the iHeart Radio app What's

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Happening into my contract? Oh loudnoises screaming, Oh this country is whacked
out right everything it is Uncle HenryShow, News Radio seven ten w nt
M. In this segment of theirshow, I'm going to check some voicemail.
Voicemen number two five one seven zerosix both two five one seven zero

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six two eight five five the numberto leave me and the listeners a message
about whatever it is you want totell us about. I'm gonna start off
with the mad trucker l D whowas phoned in with a I don't know
what you would call this. Thisis him doing I don't know if this

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is a recreation or a speculation,but LD imagining a conversation between President Biden
and the First Lady. Let's listento LD. Hey, uncle Henry,
this is a secretly recorded conversation betweenJill Biden and Joe Biden. This is

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what I feel pretty sure it wasprobably going on over there. Joe,
I think you need to step down. I don't think you need to run
again. Well, honey, Ithink I need to run again because if
we just don't have enough money inour bank account, well, Joe,
you stole over fifty million dollars withthe taxpayers. Who when is it enough
enough? Well, it's never enough. Have you seen your son's nose.

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It can hold a lot of cocaine. Baby. That's so funny, Joe,
that's so funny. But frankly,really you need to leave. I
can't leave I've got to steal fromevery taxpayer till their stone broke. That's
what we that's what we democrat to. Well, okay, Yo, let's
love for four more years and hopefullyyou have one hundred million dollars when you're

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done. Oh, because I reallylike flying on. That's lade. That's
lady is really really nice. Well, I like taking all the vacations.
I mean really, I haven't workedbut one year in the last two.
Joe, You're just too much.Go Holy I love you. I love

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you too, Joe. All right, LD, thank you, LD,
thank you for that. That wasvery I could imagine that, Yes,
that is easy to imagine that reallybeing Joe Biden and the first Lady,
and that I'm sure that they've hada conversation to that. If they may
have used different words, but thegist probably exactly the same as a real

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conversation. Voicemail number two five oneseven zero six bull two five one seven
zero six two eight five Bye.We go from the Mad Trucker to Locksley,
West Locksley and sixty six year oldChris phoning in yesterday before church roll

(37:13):
tight up, well, uncle sittingout here on the front porch about to
get ready, lu roll Tide roll. Sorry, I'm a little slow on
the uptake there, but he rolledtight in me. I'm roll tiding him
back, Roll tight roll man,serta up and head to the church house.
I just want to let you knowa little backstage with fifty six year

(37:34):
old Chris. I like to onSunday mornings. You know I've told you
before listening listen to the Uncle Henry'sshow from the previous week before attending church,
and specifically what I like to doa lot of the times, like
all last week, I'll watch thefive to sixth portion on the Facebook,
but just six o'clock their own listeningto the radio. I'll say that and

(38:00):
go back and listen to it whenI'm sitting out here on Sunday. And
that's what I did for the entirelast week. And there's a few things
I'd like to touch on, critique, whatever you want to call it.
First of all, going back tolast Monday, I heard young Charles on
the interview with you and commenting onthe fact that he's going to be calling
soccer and volleyball. That's admirable.Soccer I feel about about like it as

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you do. Uh got to bethe world's most boring sport, although I
will admit I did kind of getinto it there for a few years when
Art, as you know, isMissus Locksley's son, when he was a
playing over at Daphney in pre highschool at Robertsdale, and then he played

(38:45):
high school and everything, so Iwent to his alan. By the way,
here's a term that I don't heary'all using, calling it soccer game.
It's match just for what it's worth. You know, it doesn't really
matter to me. In another term, it's a little surprising at Young Charles
about this. He mentioned that theywon two games out and did thirteen to

(39:10):
nicket wrong. They outscored the opponentthirteen to kneel, Young Charles, thirteen
to kneel. You're gonna do it. You gotta get it right. Because
some of those listeners out there thatlisten to you, I'm sure all three
or four of them, they're probablyhardcore when it comes to stuff like that.

(39:34):
Maybe they don't listen to the UncleHenry Show, so therefore they don't
realize that you made that era.But other than that, I'm sure you
do a fine job. Won't goso far as commenting on this. But
Miki's call one word slorying. Allright, uncle, I'll heed your warning.

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I've gone three minutes into this call, so I'm gonna I'm gonna cut
it shorter, cut it off,make call back later with another one rold
tide mister, all right, roldtad r all right, thank you for
that. Letting us know that youlisten two portions the six o'clock hour.
Portions are all listened to one day, and it's before you go to church.

(40:16):
I appreciate that's Maybe that makes youmore charitable in listening to it.
Maybe it sounds better when you listento it on a Sunday morning and you
can put life in perspective. Twofive one seven zero six bullets the number
two five one seven zero six twoeight five five. Let me see if
I have time for one more voicemail, let me go. Last week we

(40:43):
had a bizarre voicemail I thought oddfrom Beauford, where Beauford was very angry
at the concept of school buses.He didn't like school buses. Well,
then he came back. There wasa story, I think it was on
NBC fifteen about something like a fiveyear old getting lost on a bus.
You for this back with more morebus talk, and of this here Henders

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saw them the news that the MobileCounty Public Schools system on the misplaced a
kindergartener on a school bus twice.Henry, the kindergartener's grandmother says, how
can you lose a child? Well, let me answer, You lost a
child when you gave a dad gumtoddler to put themselves on the school bus.

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Take your children to school yourself.Get rid of these school buses,
Henry. They got dad gum basictoddlers, five year olds getting on school
buses by themselves. I mean,my goodness, gracious a lot, Henry.
I wouldn't put my eight year oldon a school bus, let alone
a kindergartener anyway, Henry, Iblame with the parents one hundred percent.

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And if you're going to trust thegovernment to put your baby on a transportational
bus, you're a moron. Anyway, Henry, you need to take your
own children to school. You havea good day, all right. Bufford
is very antibus. That is,I have nothing. The reason is this

(42:29):
surprises me is I haven't run intoa lot of anti bus sentiment through the
years on the program it's a newthing. I feel like I've heard every
complaint you can hear, but Ihave not heard those complaints specifically Beauford.
Thank you for your voicemail two fiveone seven zero six Bull two five one
seven zero six two eighty five five. I will be back with more Uncle

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Henry's Show after we listen to trafficand weather and words from our sponsors.
More in a moment on WNTM UncleHenry Show News Radio seven ten. WNTM
News headlines up. In about tenminutes, Young Charlie is back. He

(43:14):
is our connection to the sports world, as Young Charlie doesn't work just for
iHeartMedia, but also for University ofSouth Alabama Jaguar productions. You've been doing
what volleyball and soccer? Yes?So we had five games over the weekend.
Both teams had a home tournament,so I was busy. I'm going
on like day nine straight of working. Okay, Well, look, everybody

(43:38):
older that's listening to this show appreciatesyoung people with the motor So the fact
that you are working and working andworking is appreciated. Now, how how
did the Jags do with their soccer? Two and oh on the weekend?
Got a three nothing win over QueensUniversity Charlotte and three one over Kinnesau State

(44:00):
behind a brace from the graduate transferGabby Holler. Okay, so they're doing
fine. The soccer team is theyare. They're top ten in scoring,
offense in the NC Double A.They are second in the nation right now,
and shots attempted their second in thenation, and shots on goal.
Gabby Holler and Jasmine Green for SouthAlabama are top fifteen in the nation right

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now and goals scored and Gabriella andGulo head an end to Sunday's game.
One of the midfielders for South actuallyled the nation and assistow. So all
right, it's a high powered team. If you are one of those people
who watches soccer and goes, Idon't want to sit there and watch a
bunch of nothing. Yeah that's me. That's me. There was a game

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this season where the Jags took thirtyeight shots. We took eighteen during Sunday's
match, So it stays busy.The soccer look in football, we we
we can watch trends change and offenseschange. If you watch it long enough,
you can see you remember what itwas like when you were a kid,
there was a lot more running thenI do. I remember the pro
style offenses and look, so doesthat happen in soccer where hey, let's

(45:07):
all try to kid, let's let'stry to score. Why don't we try
to score? I mean, it'sa lot to do with what your team
looks like. So for instance withSouth Alabama, right, we've got some
really talented strikers. We've got somegirls who can do a lot when you
get the ball in the box.And we've got some really reliable defenders on
the back end as well, girlswho are really talented, really physical players

(45:27):
who can kind of Okay, sothere was a box, what is that?
So what you said mean when yousay in the box, that's gonna
mean in the goal box, inthe attacking the field. So we've got
a lot of opportunities and a lotof girls who play very well individually,
and that leans itself to a moreoffense heavy game. If you're a team

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who says, you know what,we've got two girls who shoot the ball
really well, we're maybe a littlebit weaker on the back line, as
in defensively, you may shift somemore bodies back there. You're gonna take
fewer shots, but you want toencourage defense, and you want to encourage
physical play out of your defense.That was the story of the game yesterday
with Kinnessau states State was super physical, whereas we wanted to play faster and

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that was a way of kind ofslowing our game down. A lot of
tackles in the open field, alot of body checks, tackles. What
are you talking about? Tackle tackles? So when into the soccer, Yes,
there is tackling in soccer, explainingI've never seen it. So what
you do, that's what you callit. When you try and slide into
the ball, that's tackling in soccer. Now where it gets interesting is you're

(46:35):
not supposed to target the other playerwith your tackle. You're supposed to go
after the ball and try and tuckthe ball out from in their feet and
if they go down, that's justphysical play. So if I'm trying,
I'm trying to imagine this in mybrain without visuals. So if somebody is
advancing the ball toward my goal,if I if I run towards them and

(47:00):
then slide into the ball, thatis a tackle. That is a tackle.
Yes, Now that I can seehow you could really, people could
hurt each other quite easily doing this. Oh yeah, that's a there's really
common for injuries to come up inthat instance. That being said, it's
not as often a used tool inyour skill book, right, Like,
if you're tackling, you're basically saying, Okay, this is my best way

(47:23):
to stop you. I can't challengeyou any other way. And once you
lay your body out and somebody's tryingto run around you, if they get
around you, I mean that's it. You're beat on that place. So
you know, it's a thing thatwhen you see somebody who is a physical
player, they're going to tend tobe a little bit more defensive minded and
they're gonna be willing to take somegirls on one on one and which is

(47:43):
a lot of fun to watch.Sine is very annoying just thinking about soccer.
What about volleyball. That's a lotmore fun. Volleyball had a really
good weekend beat Stephen f Austin onFriday. Stephen F. Auston won the
Wax Conference last year, went onto play for Then in the NC Double
A tournament, was knocked out byBaylor Jacks took it three sets to one
against a really good program. Actually, Stevens head coach ninth in the NC

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double A all time in volleyball wins. Right now. Then we had Jackson
State come down from Mississippi and Tulanein town as well. Okay, I've
already asked you these questions, butI forget the answers. How long does
a volleyball match last? If Igo to see volleyball, how long does
that? How big of an investmentis that? It could be anywhere between

(48:27):
an hour and a half to twoand a half hours, depending on how
the match runs. So, theway it's split up, you play sets,
which means the first person to hittwenty five points gets the big point
for that set, and you've gotto be the first team with three points.
So you know, if you playthree sets and you win twenty five
ten, twenty five ten, twentyfive ten, you may be out in

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an hour. If you play fivesets and you win twenty five ten,
your opponent wins, you win,your opponent wins, and then you play
a fifth fifteen point set, youmay be there two and a half to
three hours. I mean, dependingon how game times vary, how many
challenges are used, how many timeoutsused if a set runs long, right,
if you say, got twenty fourpoints and I had twenty three and

(49:14):
then I tied you up at twentyfour, you then have to get to
twenty six to win that set.In volleyball, so if we're in an
instance where we're going back and forth, I mean we could play as long
or as short kind of as thegame and the talent on the court allows.
Okay, almost out of time here. I'll ask that question again later
in the season. All right,So Jacks are doing good in their soccer

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and in their volleyball. Charlie,when is your next match or game?
So next Thursday we've got Mississippi Statecoming to the cage, and then the
following week we have Auburn in townfor volleyball as well. Charlie, Thank
you, no problem, UK,and thank you for listening to the Uncle
Henry's Show.