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April 24, 2024 4 mins
Steve has a rat problem and is so afraid of them. So his wife has Garrett call as the exterminator currently at their house, who needs to come back TOMORROW because the job is so much worse than he thought! 
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(00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping. All
right, Garrett, what do youhave? So Carolyn wants to phone tap
her husband Steve. Now the couplehave a rat problem in the house,
and Carolyn isn't as scared as Steveis. Right, So Carolyn said,
all right, I'll take care ofthe exterminator, don't worry about it.
So she also figured that would bea good time to play a phone tap
on her husband. So I'm gonnacall up Steve as the exterminator, saying,

(00:23):
hey, a little bit of aproblem. No one wants to get
this cold. All right, Herecomes Garrett's pone taps closely. Yes,
Steve, Hey, this is JackWhite with the extermination company. I was
hired by Carolyn. Right, yeah, how you doing. I'm gonna have
to come back maybe tomorrow and finishthe job. Can I would prefer that

(00:45):
we didn't have to come back Tomorrowforeyou get it done today? Well,
no, I got I got threemore jobs. I'm already an hour behind
because I didn't realize how big thisissue was. There's at least one one
rat that is pregnant that I willneed another contraction. Just to remove them
from the house. Please, ifwe can do anything, trust me,
the overtime, whatever it is forfor her, I can't. I can't

(01:07):
deal with having to listen to hertonight. If she has to sleep in
a house full of rats. I'llpay for your whole day. You have
two more account accounts to go to. I'll pay for those accounts. I
almost reschedule them for tomorrow. Pleasereschedule with them for tomorrow. Please,
man, listen as much I feelyour pain, trust me, I know,
I know crazy. Man, she'scrazy. She won't stay in the
house. Man, there's no possibilityshe could eat or bathe or sleep.

(01:29):
If you would please do this forme, please please, sir, sir
listen, I would love to anduh, you know I feel your pain,
but there's please do it. I'mbegging you to. If I have
to do it for you, thenI got to do for everyone else.
Would Why would you come to thehouse and leave it unfinished? Why would
you come there and not finish it. I wasn't expecting to walk into a
country of rats. Almost. Idon't want to live to the wife,
and I don't want to live ina country of rats. How can you

(01:51):
just leave. What kind of businessis this? Unfortunately, I can't listen.
I gotta get going. I justwant to let you know, so,
so just finish in my house?Well no, I can't. All
right, let's just hold for thebest that the mother does not give birth
tonight or else would be in awhole situation. I'm not going she would
not go to sleep in a houselike that. Are you there, Carolyn?

(02:12):
He is so unbelievably scared right here, you're You're not the one that's
scared, right No, he issuch a baby about this. I'll call
him back from the radio station rightnow, and you do all the talk
and I'll just sit back. Allright, Okay, Hello, that's wrong.
The termin exterminator guy was just there. He said he's not gonna be

(02:32):
able to finish the job. Andour house is filled with pregnant rats.
I mean, did he say thathe was going to be back. It
doesn't matter, you're gonna be back. He said, he good back in
the morning. I want him tobe back in two minutes, out of
the vand inside and cleaning out athome. He's going to be back tomorrow.
It's it's not a big deal.We can say this is a big
deal. It's gonna be ten pregnantrats. We come back in tomorrow to

(02:53):
be What do you mind? Areyou any mind? It's gonna be okay?
I mean tell me okay, it'snot okay right now? Do you
understand besides the mice, that wehave a prigate rot in my house?
I want it out. I wantedout to Did you just say, oh,
I'm gonna kill a mom. You'regonna kill a mom to be I'm

(03:15):
gonna kill a mom. I'm gonnakill a dad. I'm gonna kill a
kid. I'm gonna kill everybody Iwant them. God, Please, I'm
at work. I can't be actinglike this. I'm I'm gonna have a
heart attack. I'm gonna have astroke. My eyes about to shoot out
of my head. Please make aphone call. Tell him where the money
is? Are you afraid of theknife? You remember the night Maris when
we first started dating. I breakup and say it pouring in through the
windows. You remember me standing upon the bed with cold Scamp talking about

(03:38):
the Rats party literally harmless. They'reso cute. It's like Mickey a mini.
Now there's not been chewing about itnobody's taking care of the situation.
Hey Steve, Steve, Hello,my name's Garrett from Moms during in the
morning show and she just got hisphone. Tab was pre recorded with permission

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