May 6, 2024 • 30 mins
Fritz Coleman joins in studio to discuss ‘Unassisted Residency’ @ El Portal Theatre
Met Gala is being overshadowed by near-by Pro-Palestinian Protest and high security all around the premises
Tom Brady’s lengthy Roast is available on Netflix/ Producer Kiki @ the Cal St. Fullerton Alumni Panel with Professor Rob Van Real- alongside, Kris Adler.
Met Gala is being overshadowed by near-by Pro-Palestinian Protest and high security all around the premises
Tom Brady’s lengthy Roast is available on Netflix/ Producer Kiki @ the Cal St. Fullerton Alumni Panel with Professor Rob Van Real- alongside, Kris Adler.
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It's k IF. I am sixtyand you're listening to the Conway Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. Thetrue treats and doing radio is meeting guys
like the guy in front of meright here, Fritz Coleman. Everybody,
nice to see you, buddy.Yeah, let's turn his mic on there,
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Fritz Coleman's mike. I guess theydidn't know you were coming on,
So there you go. Okay,there we go, and then Tony gets
pissed. Thanks for writing me back. I never get invited back anywhere,
buddy. You always invited here,always invited to come in. So you
you got Have you ever see Iknow you were on Channel four forever?
Yeah? For what thirty years?Uh? Two weeks? Shy of forty?
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No way is that right? Whydidn't you last another two weeks?
Because I refuse to play the gameanymore? Tim Okay, all right.
My boss wanted me to use termslike atmospheric river, and I refuse to
do it. Good for you,it's a Pineapple Express, It's not an
atmosphere. Good for you. That'sinsane. Joel. You think you ever
see yourself going back? No,not at all. No, I don't
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miss me on TV one bitch?Does it bug you when people see you
at restaurants and say, hey,what's the weather going to be? And
I say, look on your phoneand don't bother me. I relinquished my
license two years ago. I don'tcare what the weather. I stayed at
home and I experienced the weather likepeople. Now, I don't study it.
Good for you, good for you? You know what it is becoming.
I think more difficult for TV uh, you know, meteorologists to talk
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about the weather because everybody has theinformation on them. It is, but
those can be very misleading. Yourlocal thing on your phone? Oh is
that right? They tend not tobe perfect all the time. Really,
And what we found out a longtime ago is that people even if they
know the information, I can lookout the window, what sure, but
they love having it presented to themby another human being. Okay, somehow
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it makes sense, and otherwise myjob would have evaporated thirty years ago.
People still love to have it communicatedtoo by another person. I missed the
uh. The Fred and Fritz promosunbelievable. Yeah, they spent a hideous
amount of money on those that theydon't do that anymore. Are the still
spending a lot of money on newnews? I think they are. I
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will tell you, and I saythis with all respect. I think they're
having a really tough time. Ithink streaming is really cutting into network television
now, not only in people's attentionbut advertising dollars, and so they're in
a defense posture now to see ifthey can make network TV last. It's
hitting everybody. Yeah, well it'svery, very difficult to compete with streaming.
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I mean we do it here andwe're also on streaming, so you
know, h hopefully the last.But I miss you know, I grew
up. Not I grew up,but I spent thirty years with you and
Fred and Chuck Henry and Colleen Williams, who's still there, and she looks
great. She's ninety four years oldnow. She's a sweetheart, and she
loves her work. And you know, you only last as long as they
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have and we have if you loveyour work. I loved doing my job,
but I tell people, even ifyou love what you do, forty
years is long enough. Yeah.And Colleen, you can tell that she
takes these new people under her wingand teaches those Oh yeah, she's the
mentor over. Yeah, she's reallygreat, but you don't miss it at
all. No, really, no, no. If they said, here's
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what I miss the camaraderie, Imiss my friends. I miss what do
you hang out with the daily now? Yeah, you had Chuck, you
and Chuck Henry. Oh, Idon't hang out with any of those people
with a couple of Fred Rogan.Yes, occasionally I hang out with Rick.
Fred and I were just honored bythe Valley Economic Alliance and we went
and got a huge plaque along withweird Al Yankovic and several other people,
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and it was a lot of fun. Fred's had me on his radio show,
and he has Fred has this experimentalnews program. Did you hear about
this? No, the NBC stationdown in Palm Springs is allowing him to
do this experimental half hour newscast wherethere aren't field reporters and satellite trucks.
It's Fred with a sheet of factsand a live shot just sort of narrating
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current events. And apparently it's workingpretty well. So he does that in
the chroma key the green screen fromhis house. And then he also does
his sports radio show, A LittleLife He's got going. Oh yeah,
but he can't stop working. Areyou still doing stand up? Yes?
How are you at the ice Houseand doing the all around? Yeah?
I mean I've had a residency atthe Elport hel Theater since last October.
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We just got extended for the thirdtime. Wow. We're going to be
there till August. Once a monthon Sundays, three o'clock in the afternoon
on usually the last Sunday in themonth. We have it early because it's
for old people and their parents,and we want to have you home by
dark. Did you get a chance? I know you're a stand up comic.
You've been doing that longer you've beendoing weather. Yes, and that's
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how you were discovered. That's exactlyright. So last night, did you
watch the Brady Roast? I didwatch it. Yeah. It just made
me feel old and out of touch. I thought, oh my god,
I mean you feel dirty? Huhoh, yeah, I mean I don't
mind dirty. I mean I likeChappelle and I like people with creative profanity
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like Chris Rock and Chappelle. Butit was grizzly. It was really grizzly
last night, and some of thewomen I thought were really I just it
made me uncomfortable. I enjoyed theyou know, right from the opening when
when I think it was Belichick talkingto Drew Ledsoe Bloodsoe and he said,
it's not about you, and thenhe brings in Tom Brady. He's like,
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what the F You're gonna f melike this again. I know they
were funny because they were more naturallyfunny than the guys that have been working
on a set for two months rightbefore that. But like, Jeff Ross
is great, he's the King ofRose, but I don't know why they
put him on first, because everyoneelse pales in comparison. You know what,
It's part of that Netflix is ajoke thinking that's going on in La
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right now, where they're doing alot of venues with a lot of different
posse of comics, and I thinkwas part of that. And I think
they wanted to showcase some of theirpeople. For instance, Nikki Glazer has
a brand new hour on Netflix.She's great, yeah, oh my god.
And she and look, I don'tknow wherery she's never been on the
show. I don't even know peoplethat know her. But so I'm not
like kissing her ants. But sheseems to get better looking as the years
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go on. Yes, And therewas a period of time of being a
better looking woman was not good forstand up comedy? Was that right?
There was too much of a incongruitythere, Right, they had to be
a sort of cute. But man, she's tough. I would not want
to be on the receiving end ofone of her roasts. That was brutal.
You know what I noticed? Likewhen when when my wife well,
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actually we got to take a break. We'll come back. I'll tell you
a story about about Las Vegas andmy wife. I took her to see
a Don Rickles show, and I'lltell you that story. But it's it's
a generational thing and I'm not youknow, she had no idea who Don
Rickles was when I took her,which is wild. It's only like fifty
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twenty years ago, twenty five yearsall right, we'll come back. Fritz
Coleman, we'll talk about where he'sgoing to be the l Portal Theater.
It's on Lankersham fifty two sixty oneLankersham and tickets are on sale to box
office Monday through Friday. And we'llcome back. Is the show this Sunday?
No, we had it a coupleSundays ago. The next World will
be May twenty sixth. May twentysixth, and it usually ends up being
the last Sunday in the month.Okay, and there's a rumor we may
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even be extended through fall, whichI wanted to put a stare through a
year. All Right, we'll comeback and talk about the show as well.
All right, Fritz Coleman is withus. You're listening to Tim Conway
Junior on demand from KFI AM sixforty, which Coleman's with us from Channel
four. He spent almost forty yearsgiving us the weather every night. Now
he's still doing stand up. You'venever stopped and used to always be involved
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with Teluca Lake. You did alot of work for Teluca Lake. I've
been the honorary mayor of to lukAway for twenty sow which means literally nothing.
I got a call a couple yearsago from the head of the h
to Luca Lake what do they callit? Yeah, and they were gonna
put together a big fundraiser and Isaid, oh, thank God, to
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Luca Lake is finally finding some money. I know, very wealthy. It's
a beautiful community. Really, Ican't afford to live there, but I
I know, you know, it'sfun sort of being in charge of a
community can't live and that that thingthat they do where they shut the street
down and that's that that winter fair. Oh it's fine. Yeah, first
Friday of every December they have aChristmas thing and it's like real Middle America.
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It's right, it's trife. Andthis Saturday, since you brought it
up, they're having a pancake breakfastat the firehouse on vild Good And it's
really fun. They did it fora long time before the pandemic and now
they're bringing it back. It's agreat community, it really is. I
love to Luca Lake. We wouldtake our my daughter and her friends over
there to go trick or treating becauseoh my god, it's a big sandy
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bounty. Yeah. I took myI know, you just stand up.
I took my wife was in Vegasprobably twenty years ago, and I said,
hey, let's go see Don Ricklesand she said, I don't know
who Don Rickles is. I said, well, let's just go. He's
very funny comic. So we goto see Don Rickles and he does his
act and he comes out and hesays and he's in front of a forty
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piece orchestra and he comes out,he does a joke, and he turns
around and there's one black guy inthe orchestra. And he turns around and
he says something very derogatory about theone black guy in the orchestra. And
my wife says, we got toget the hell out of here. This
guy's going to start a riot.And I said, I said, no,
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this is his act. She goes, that's his act. This is
his act. But Don Rickles,if you saw him forty five years ago,
he would do two hours and thenhe would do five seconds of apology
after his act. Now I loveeverybody. He was doing an apology after
every joke. But the same thinghappened last night with this roast, you
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know, with the roast you usedto do. You know, you're a
tall entire act and then at theend somebody goes, hey, we're all
family here. It's just a joke. But now almost every comic they they
they stop their act to say,this is just a joke. Rickles would
not exist today because the public wouldnot accept him. We're so hyper sensitive
and politically correct. Now I knewwe were over the top when Seinfeld,
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who's like the cleanest act in showbusiness, said he doesn't like to do
college campuses because people are too sensitive. You can't even mention like an ambiguous
topic and they go, yeah,it's it's hard. So I don't know
that Rickles could thrive. Now,Yeah, I love I loved him though.
He was good, you know how, you know how you know he's
the best because nobody's ever copied him. Yeah, you're right, Yeah,
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nobody's ever done it. Nobody's everdone it. But I love stand up
comedy. I used to drive,you know, to Las Vegas to watch
Sam Kinnison. If I heard hewas going to Vegas, drive see him,
and then drive home. Oh yeah. And what people don't realize about
him was he was a friend ofmine. Do you know that he was
the sweetest man. You know whatI heard? He just was wrapped up.
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He had a lot of addictions,and but he was breathtakingly talented.
And what made him good was hewas an evangelical minister before he became a
comedian. He was lived in Houston, Texas, and that's where he learned
all of his stage rhythms and allof you know, raise your volume and
then bring it down and then raiseit even higher. And he could he
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could whip an audience into a frenzy. So funny. Fritz Coleman is with
us. I think Maniscalco is agreat stand up. Yeah, he's great,
doing great. There's some good guys. There's some really funny guys who
have their own Internet show, theirown podcasts. They were there last night.
That her hysterical and I think this, you know, podcasting and people
have an outlet for their creativity.We see videos and we watch you know,
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these people online every single day.Otherwise they would have had no outlet.
Now, no, it's not likethe talk shows do them any good.
In the old days, it wasCarson or Griffin, where they get
a pop on there and their visibilitywould be increased. Why do you think
do you think there's just too many? Because I know you're you. You
did Carson a bunch of times.Why isn't they like when I walk in
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here in the in the afternoon,sometimes in the morning. Nobody ever says,
did you hear Jimmy fallon, JimmyKimmel? Did you hear last night?
You know what? Someone said?Nobody? But when Carson was on
her Letterman every single day, somebodywould talk about it. Well, that
conversation now occurs online because nobody doessocial media better than Fallon and all those
guys do run and it's just adifferent time. You don't see stand ups
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that often on the late night televisionshows because cable now gives you your own
half hour special and they pay,and they pay, and you can control
the content a little bit more.It's just a different world. And I
don't know that comics would enjoy doingfive minutes and have to really edit themselves
down. Now you can go onand do a half hour cable special on
Showtime or Netflix or whatever and beable to say what you want. I
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was at the Denny's about a yearand a half ago, and I'm meeting
with my wife my daughter, andthe waitress comes over and says, your
bill's been paid. And I lookedaround. I couldn't figure out who did
it. And then I see aboutfour boots over Fritz Coleman. Boom,
you bought me, Breck. Anybodythat's in the Denny's habit is a friend
of mine. I haven't been backthere since the pandemic. I haven't either.
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That's really sad. Yeah, wegot to go and we go to
the one on Alameda. Yeah,yes, right, right, you're pavilions.
All right. So the Fritz ColemanShow is going to be an El
Portal Theater. It's gonna be onMay twenty six, the last Sunday of
every month. It's what her favoris. It's one Sunday a month,
but it's usually the last Sunday.And who you with? Who else is
on? I have Wendy Leebman asmy opening Ye, she's right, she's
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your podcast. Yeah, she's areally, really amusing person. She's open
for Bill Maher and Mary Charles andshe had her own showtime special And so
she opens and does fifteen or twentyminutes, and I do an hour and
fifteen minutes, and we give peoplean hour and a half hilarity. We
figure my audience demographic can't last muchlonger than that before they have to go
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to the bathroom. So people wanttickets info at el Portaltheater dot com.
They're open Monday through Friday, nineam to five pm. I don't know
anybody works nine to five anymore.I think it's an automated system. But
it's the l Portal Theater. It'son fifty two sixty nine, Lancasham.
What is it between Magnolia and Bourbon. It's at Weddington and Lancersham, right
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across the street from the Lameley Theater. Yes, exactly, buddy, nice
to see you. Come on moreoff, Thank you, my friend.
Day if you're in the neighborhood,you're one of the same people in broadcast.
You're the best, buddy. Ialways say this. I say to
my wife all the time. Theone of the true joys of doing this
job is to meet you and tohave met you because I watch you on
TV for so many years. Iused to see at the ice House,
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and then to have you sitting here, it's a real, real pleasure.
Thank you, my friend. You'rethe best. Friends Coleman, everybody where
are you on social media? Inthe podcast I'm at the Media Path podcast.
We do a conversational podcast that talksabout newly released books and music and
streamers and stuff like that. Mediapathpodcastdot com. We have a whole series
of things there and I'm you know, the real Fritz Coleman. Excellent,
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that's what it's called. You're thebest, But actually chain Fritz Coleman.
Everybody you're listening to Tim Conway Junioron Demya from KFI AM six forty man.
I we don't often talk about aguest after it leaves, like to
do it. Well, he's here, But I don't really have a spine.
But I love I love Fritz Coleman. I love him too. And
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there is no greater human being thatI've met. There might be some as
good, I don't know, butthere's no greater human being I've met through
radio than Fritz Coleman. He's aperfect human being in my books. I
don't know what his flaws are.Maybe he's got some, I don't know.
I'm sure he does. But he'sgot a great sense of humor,
and he's kept that sense of humorthroughout his entire life. He's a fantastic
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dad to his three kids. He'sa great representative of LA what LA should
be. He loves Los Angeles.He never ses all over Los Angeles.
I've never heard him say a nastyword about any of his colleagues, and
I'm sure that they may have slightedhim in the past, and he,
you know, could have held agrudge and he doesn't. He doesn't s
on anybody. And he's consistently kind. Yeah, and also a kind man,
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that's right. And he always doesmore charity work than anybody I know.
And whenever we ask him to comeon, he always says yes.
He always says yes. And soman, I'd love to have Bond more
often, Belly, can we gethim on more often? I'll ask,
Yeah, ask him feel come on. Yeah. He's a busy man.
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Yeah, I know, I know, very busy guy. Well I am
too, you know, with thehelm, both both busy, very busy
guys. I saw a guy,a guy's family. I remember what state
it was in. He was inOklahoma where this career criminal got into a
gunfight with the cops and the copsshot him, and the cops killed him.
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And then two days later the parentscome out and talk about an angel
the guy was and how he didn'tdeserve to be shot by the cops.
But you know, I have neverseen What might be refreshing is if the
dad comes out after the kid's beenkilled and said, I'd like to apologize
my son was a super super aholeand I feel bad for the cop that
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had to kill him. I wishedI had killed him myself, and I
probably should have done that years ago. But I'm glad the cops got him
and now he's gonna now he's notgonna irritate anybody else. Never hear that,
Never hear that. All you hearand all you see are photos of
when the kid was four years oldriding a bike and talking about what an
angel he was. It's always thecops fault, always the cops fault.
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All right, we got some morenews. We got the h the big
men at Gala that's being interrupted bythe protesters, And we talked about this
before. But I think the protestershave a bigger issue than Gaza. And
if it was only Gaza, thenyou have to ask yourself, why didn't
they do the same protests when Russiainvaded Ukraine. If they're worried simply about
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life, why wouldn't they also havethis kind of sit in and these kind
of camps and these protests during theRussian Ukrainian War or the Russian invasion of
Ukraine. And so I think there'sa bigger issue, and I don't think
these protesters want to talk about it. But I think the bigger issue is
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these kids and I'm talking you know, kids that are that got caught up
with this Free Palestine movement. Ithink the bigger issue is that they don't
see a lot of hope in life. They don't see themselves owning home or
having a nice job that pays thema lot of money. There's a lot,
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a lot of insecurity out there,a tremendous amount of it. You
know, before when when you wereonline, I mean before you know,
we had online and before we hadsocial media, and somebody hated you,
you would never hear from them,you know, they would just be silent
in their home, spewing in theirown hatred. Now, if somebody hates
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you, you know it. Andwe get plenty of that crap around here
as well, but we try toignore it. Sometimes you can, sometimes
you can. But these kids whoare seventeen eighteen years old, who are
in high school and and they getyou know, negative email or negative posts
on social media, it devastates themand they and a lot of times they
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fall into into their into a shelland they and they they're looking to you
know, they're looking for their futureand they don't see the future of this
country being that great. And Iand I'm sort of with them. You
know, we've got to turn thisaround. And I don't know what the
answer is. I don't know ifit's politicians. I don't know if it's
uh, you know, charity.I don't know what it is. I
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don't know what the hell it is. But this country is is just sort
of in this malaise of everything's expensive. Homes are expensive rents, expensive cars,
food, going to a movie,just driving through a you know,
drive through to get a burger,fries and a coke is expensive. And
kids they don't have that kind ofdough. They don't see a future,
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and so they're they're lashing out.And I like what you said that with
the coverage of tonight with the METgala, seeing people that just a billion
halves man, that's right, andeverybody else they have not man, but
Krozier, I am shocked with thethe the unbelievable deafness of the people that
run the Met. That a mileand a half as the crow flies a
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mile and a half from where they'reholding this Met gala is Columbia University,
where all these kids are really reallypissed, and New York and NYU is
right nearby, as well, there'sanother private college that's close by as well.
And for all these protests be goingon for these last three four weeks
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and for them to stick that bigMET gala right in the middle of this
and have all the billionaires show updressed up in thirty forty thousand dollars dresses.
Maybe more than that, it's abig fu it's a it's always a
weird balance when we go through periodsof time like this culturally and socially,
and then to know that these otherthings that are always happening, whether they
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go on or if you ever I'dbe curious to know if anybody does not
go tonight to something like the METgala, if you'd hear of anybody going,
no, I'm not doing anything likethat right now. Yeah, And
you know tonight, there's no backwayto get into the MET. You got
to walk through the front. Andbecause of security, because of all the
you know, high security, it'sgoing to be there, and so they're
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going to walk by every one ofthese protesters, and every one of these
protests can be yelling at them,and they don't like that. And we
talked about this earlier. Rich peopleyell at people. They don't get yelled
at. They're not used to it. I have been yelled at my whole
life. I've been yelled at byemployers, by my mom, by friends,
by my wife, my girlfriends,everybody. You know. The only
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person who's never yelled at me,my daughter. She's never yelled at me,
never raised their voice to me,never raised their voice to me.
I wait till that day, whyit's happened. No, No, I'm
with you. I just expected tobe. And it's just ooh twenty some
odd years of building up. Yeah, your daughter has a tremendous amount of
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respect for you, buddy, Igot very fortunate. When she comes in
to visit you, she is theis the is the most well behaved person
a son or daughter of anybody whoworks here. Yeah, well she really
is. Yeah. Yeah, she'squiet, she's respectful. She I noticed
this as well. Whenever she's hereand she's sitting in with you and I
come in to say hello, shestands up. She stands up to say
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hihouldn't just sit there in her chair. And I don't know whether you taught
her that or whether that was selflearned, but when you when when somebody
comes in the room to meet you. You stand up and she does.
It's rarity, man. Yeah,belly oh, belly oh. You also
have a great step daughter as well. She's always very respectful of people.
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Thank you, very respectful, thankyou and uh. And that's difficult to
do. Difficult to do in today'sday and age, very very tough.
Were you that kind of kid standingup like dis respectful like I still in
Yeah, but it's a weird thingI have. I have more respect than
anything in the world for people whoare older than me. Yeah, for
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people younger, I have none.I always had an issue with the age
aspect of respect. Yeah, Ido to the young or old. I
as a kid, got into gotinto arguments with older people saying that I
should respect them because of their age. I'm with that kid. I was
a total bag to him. Isaid, no, I have tremendous I
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don't care if they're an hour olderthan me. I have a tremendous amount
of respect for people old me,tremendous. I just I respect people based
on who they are and and andhow they treat me and how they treat
others. I'm with you, justyou know, younger old to be.
I'm with you, buddy, I'mwith him. You're listening to Tim Conway
Junior on demand from KF. Iam six forty that Tom Brady the Roast
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is on Netflix. You can lookat that three hours, three hours of
Tom Brady jokes. It seems likea long time. Well, there's some
very very funny acts in there,very funny people. See, we can
play a little love it here beforeyou have the to beleep the f I'm
so honored to be here for theroast of Tom Brady on Netflix. It's
(25:04):
not to be confused. Well,this is Bill Belichick, his old coach.
It's not to be confused with theroast of Bill Belichick on the ten
part Apple TV series Overnight Celebs andFormer Patriots. I had one line and
booted it. Bill Belichick forces toroast the goat five time Super Bowl MVP,
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most career wins, most career touchdowns. You have seven rings, well
eight now that Giselle gave hers back. But nothing was off limits, including
his relationship with ex wife Giselle,whose reported boyfriend is a jiu jitsu instructor.
How did you not see this coming? Eight karate classes a day,
Eight karate classes a day, Hey, Hey, karate craft the day.
(25:49):
It's still a white the but itappears. Brady later gave Jeff Ross an
earful when he made a joke aboutPatriots owner Robert Kraft's dropped charges over a
massage parlor incident. Would you likea massage? I love Robert Kraft?
(26:10):
I love it? Yeah? Okay, okay, that's what Brady stepped up
in whispered is here, don't dothat s again? Kraft reuniting with Belichick
for the first time since firing hislongtime coach. No one escaped the heat.
Even Brady's former go to guy,tight end Rob Gronkowski, Tom also
lost thirty million dollars in crypto.Tom, How did you fall for that?
(26:30):
I mean even Gronk was like me, No, that not real money?
Like that was great? All right? That wasn't the only person on
TV over the weekend. Our ownKiki was on some kind of panel.
Is that right, Bellion? Itwas a panel that Kiki she got cal
(26:52):
State Fullerton the Alumni thirty fifth AnnualAlumni Radio Panel. Wow. Kiky was
on it, as well as ChrisSadler. Let's listen in Let's see Keiky
is one of our producers here,So you do the production or the producing
for Tim Conway Junior. Yeah,it's weird. He was talking about how
(27:15):
he loved the show and then shestepped all over. Oh my god,
I got to talk to her aboutthat. Yeah, it's a weird situation.
So, like, I part timeproduce, and so that means I
am either assisting as a as aproducer with the head producers, or I'm
also in if the producer is outfor the day or for the week,
(27:38):
or for the month, the monthday or for the week or for the
month. I think she outed you, Bellion. I haven't been out for
a month, really, I don'tthink. So I go in and I
take over the show, and ohhow about that? The guy knows you.
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You are Professor Ryan Venriel you professor. I go in and I take
over the show, and yep,Bellio, she'll be happy that you mentioned
her name. Are you seriously?She'll be happy. She called me last
night midnight. Hey they mentioned me. I'm like, I wear on the
roast, I'm sleeping. What's goingon? Yeah? No, they mentioned
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me in cal State Fullert and I'mlike, okay, all right, can
we talk about this tomorrow? No, let me send you the audio.
Let me send you the video.I got audio and video. Let me
send it to you. Like,man, you were excited about that.
It is pretty cool. Yeah,you got to mention. Yeah, Ballio?
Her name? Are you seriously say? My professor knows you Billio?
Oh god, yeah, yeah,I listen. I listened to the show.
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I like it. I like TimConnell junior style. Kid. Look
at you, man, all right, that is pretty cool. The professor
at Fullerton listens to us. Thatis a cool deal. I don't forget.
May twenty six is Fritz Coleman's bigdeal at the l Portal Theater.
Go check that out. The DebbieReynolds main Stage, fifty two sixty nine
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Lancasham Boulevard. That's a big deal. Info at el Portaltheater dot com.
Info at lport Lportaltheater dot com.Sorry, there's still protest going on at
the Met, the big Met galabelly. You've ever been to that big
met galley that invited you for thatthing? They have never invited me.
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Maybe now that you're on all overthe Fullerton air waves, they'll throw you
an invite. I bet you thatdoes happen now, that's possible, for
sure. Yeah, it's absolutely possible. What about you have you been invited?
No? No, and calling thewoman that runs at an old bag
I don't think helped me out.So no, that is not okay,
Yeah, no, that's that's forbillionaires and for people who are of Tom
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Brady's stature. That's not for guysin radio, you know, and really
tone deaf year to put that onwith all these protests going on, with
all the people who are broke inNew York, with the crime going on,
with the people here in this countrywho have nothing, who've come to
this country to make a better lifefor themselves and they're living on the streets
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of New York City. There's alot going on in New York City right
now. And for them to putthis metcalon like nothing was happening, that
is tone deaf, ma'am. Thatis the definition of tone deaf, all
right, Mee. Kelly's coming upnext right here on KFI AM six forty
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadioapp. Now you can always hear us
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live on KFI AM six forty fourto seven pm Monday through Friday, and
anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app,
It's k IF. I am sixtyand you're listening to the Conway Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. Thetrue treats and doing radio is meeting guys
like the guy in front of meright here, Fritz Coleman. Everybody,
nice to see you, buddy.Yeah, let's turn his mic on there,
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Fritz Coleman's mike. I guess theydidn't know you were coming on,
So there you go. Okay,there we go, and then Tony gets
pissed. Thanks for writing me back. I never get invited back anywhere,
buddy. You always invited here,always invited to come in. So you
you got Have you ever see Iknow you were on Channel four forever?
Yeah? For what thirty years?Uh? Two weeks? Shy of forty?
(00:43):
No way is that right? Whydidn't you last another two weeks?
Because I refuse to play the gameanymore? Tim Okay, all right.
My boss wanted me to use termslike atmospheric river, and I refuse to
do it. Good for you,it's a Pineapple Express, It's not an
atmosphere. Good for you. That'sinsane. Joel. You think you ever
see yourself going back? No,not at all. No, I don't
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miss me on TV one bitch?Does it bug you when people see you
at restaurants and say, hey,what's the weather going to be? And
I say, look on your phoneand don't bother me. I relinquished my
license two years ago. I don'tcare what the weather. I stayed at
home and I experienced the weather likepeople. Now, I don't study it.
Good for you, good for you? You know what it is becoming.
I think more difficult for TV uh, you know, meteorologists to talk
(01:26):
about the weather because everybody has theinformation on them. It is, but
those can be very misleading. Yourlocal thing on your phone? Oh is
that right? They tend not tobe perfect all the time. Really,
And what we found out a longtime ago is that people even if they
know the information, I can lookout the window, what sure, but
they love having it presented to themby another human being. Okay, somehow
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it makes sense, and otherwise myjob would have evaporated thirty years ago.
People still love to have it communicatedtoo by another person. I missed the
uh. The Fred and Fritz promosunbelievable. Yeah, they spent a hideous
amount of money on those that theydon't do that anymore. Are the still
spending a lot of money on newnews? I think they are. I
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will tell you, and I saythis with all respect. I think they're
having a really tough time. Ithink streaming is really cutting into network television
now, not only in people's attentionbut advertising dollars, and so they're in
a defense posture now to see ifthey can make network TV last. It's
hitting everybody. Yeah, well it'svery, very difficult to compete with streaming.
(02:35):
I mean we do it here andwe're also on streaming, so you
know, h hopefully the last.But I miss you know, I grew
up. Not I grew up,but I spent thirty years with you and
Fred and Chuck Henry and Colleen Williams, who's still there, and she looks
great. She's ninety four years oldnow. She's a sweetheart, and she
loves her work. And you know, you only last as long as they
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have and we have if you loveyour work. I loved doing my job,
but I tell people, even ifyou love what you do, forty
years is long enough. Yeah.And Colleen, you can tell that she
takes these new people under her wingand teaches those Oh yeah, she's the
mentor over. Yeah, she's reallygreat, but you don't miss it at
all. No, really, no, no. If they said, here's
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what I miss the camaraderie, Imiss my friends. I miss what do
you hang out with the daily now? Yeah, you had Chuck, you
and Chuck Henry. Oh, Idon't hang out with any of those people
with a couple of Fred Rogan.Yes, occasionally I hang out with Rick.
Fred and I were just honored bythe Valley Economic Alliance and we went
and got a huge plaque along withweird Al Yankovic and several other people,
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and it was a lot of fun. Fred's had me on his radio show,
and he has Fred has this experimentalnews program. Did you hear about
this? No, the NBC stationdown in Palm Springs is allowing him to
do this experimental half hour newscast wherethere aren't field reporters and satellite trucks.
It's Fred with a sheet of factsand a live shot just sort of narrating
(04:04):
current events. And apparently it's workingpretty well. So he does that in
the chroma key the green screen fromhis house. And then he also does
his sports radio show, A LittleLife He's got going. Oh yeah,
but he can't stop working. Areyou still doing stand up? Yes?
How are you at the ice Houseand doing the all around? Yeah?
I mean I've had a residency atthe Elport hel Theater since last October.
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We just got extended for the thirdtime. Wow. We're going to be
there till August. Once a monthon Sundays, three o'clock in the afternoon
on usually the last Sunday in themonth. We have it early because it's
for old people and their parents,and we want to have you home by
dark. Did you get a chance? I know you're a stand up comic.
You've been doing that longer you've beendoing weather. Yes, and that's
(04:48):
how you were discovered. That's exactlyright. So last night, did you
watch the Brady Roast? I didwatch it. Yeah. It just made
me feel old and out of touch. I thought, oh my god,
I mean you feel dirty? Huhoh, yeah, I mean I don't
mind dirty. I mean I likeChappelle and I like people with creative profanity
(05:08):
like Chris Rock and Chappelle. Butit was grizzly. It was really grizzly
last night, and some of thewomen I thought were really I just it
made me uncomfortable. I enjoyed theyou know, right from the opening when
when I think it was Belichick talkingto Drew Ledsoe Bloodsoe and he said,
it's not about you, and thenhe brings in Tom Brady. He's like,
(05:30):
what the F You're gonna f melike this again. I know they
were funny because they were more naturallyfunny than the guys that have been working
on a set for two months rightbefore that. But like, Jeff Ross
is great, he's the King ofRose, but I don't know why they
put him on first, because everyoneelse pales in comparison. You know what,
It's part of that Netflix is ajoke thinking that's going on in La
(05:54):
right now, where they're doing alot of venues with a lot of different
posse of comics, and I thinkwas part of that. And I think
they wanted to showcase some of theirpeople. For instance, Nikki Glazer has
a brand new hour on Netflix.She's great, yeah, oh my god.
And she and look, I don'tknow wherery she's never been on the
show. I don't even know peoplethat know her. But so I'm not
like kissing her ants. But sheseems to get better looking as the years
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go on. Yes, And therewas a period of time of being a
better looking woman was not good forstand up comedy? Was that right?
There was too much of a incongruitythere, Right, they had to be
a sort of cute. But man, she's tough. I would not want
to be on the receiving end ofone of her roasts. That was brutal.
You know what I noticed? Likewhen when when my wife well,
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actually we got to take a break. We'll come back. I'll tell you
a story about about Las Vegas andmy wife. I took her to see
a Don Rickles show, and I'lltell you that story. But it's it's
a generational thing and I'm not youknow, she had no idea who Don
Rickles was when I took her,which is wild. It's only like fifty
(07:00):
twenty years ago, twenty five yearsall right, we'll come back. Fritz
Coleman, we'll talk about where he'sgoing to be the l Portal Theater.
It's on Lankersham fifty two sixty oneLankersham and tickets are on sale to box
office Monday through Friday. And we'llcome back. Is the show this Sunday?
No, we had it a coupleSundays ago. The next World will
be May twenty sixth. May twentysixth, and it usually ends up being
the last Sunday in the month.Okay, and there's a rumor we may
(07:24):
even be extended through fall, whichI wanted to put a stare through a
year. All Right, we'll comeback and talk about the show as well.
All right, Fritz Coleman is withus. You're listening to Tim Conway
Junior on demand from KFI AM sixforty, which Coleman's with us from Channel
four. He spent almost forty yearsgiving us the weather every night. Now
he's still doing stand up. You'venever stopped and used to always be involved
(07:47):
with Teluca Lake. You did alot of work for Teluca Lake. I've
been the honorary mayor of to lukAway for twenty sow which means literally nothing.
I got a call a couple yearsago from the head of the h
to Luca Lake what do they callit? Yeah, and they were gonna
put together a big fundraiser and Isaid, oh, thank God, to
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Luca Lake is finally finding some money. I know, very wealthy. It's
a beautiful community. Really, Ican't afford to live there, but I
I know, you know, it'sfun sort of being in charge of a
community can't live and that that thingthat they do where they shut the street
down and that's that that winter fair. Oh it's fine. Yeah, first
Friday of every December they have aChristmas thing and it's like real Middle America.
(08:33):
It's right, it's trife. Andthis Saturday, since you brought it
up, they're having a pancake breakfastat the firehouse on vild Good And it's
really fun. They did it fora long time before the pandemic and now
they're bringing it back. It's agreat community, it really is. I
love to Luca Lake. We wouldtake our my daughter and her friends over
there to go trick or treating becauseoh my god, it's a big sandy
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bounty. Yeah. I took myI know, you just stand up.
I took my wife was in Vegasprobably twenty years ago, and I said,
hey, let's go see Don Ricklesand she said, I don't know
who Don Rickles is. I said, well, let's just go. He's
very funny comic. So we goto see Don Rickles and he does his
act and he comes out and hesays and he's in front of a forty
(09:18):
piece orchestra and he comes out,he does a joke, and he turns
around and there's one black guy inthe orchestra. And he turns around and
he says something very derogatory about theone black guy in the orchestra. And
my wife says, we got toget the hell out of here. This
guy's going to start a riot.And I said, I said, no,
(09:39):
this is his act. She goes, that's his act. This is
his act. But Don Rickles,if you saw him forty five years ago,
he would do two hours and thenhe would do five seconds of apology
after his act. Now I loveeverybody. He was doing an apology after
every joke. But the same thinghappened last night with this roast, you
(10:00):
know, with the roast you usedto do. You know, you're a
tall entire act and then at theend somebody goes, hey, we're all
family here. It's just a joke. But now almost every comic they they
they stop their act to say,this is just a joke. Rickles would
not exist today because the public wouldnot accept him. We're so hyper sensitive
and politically correct. Now I knewwe were over the top when Seinfeld,
(10:24):
who's like the cleanest act in showbusiness, said he doesn't like to do
college campuses because people are too sensitive. You can't even mention like an ambiguous
topic and they go, yeah,it's it's hard. So I don't know
that Rickles could thrive. Now,Yeah, I love I loved him though.
He was good, you know how, you know how you know he's
the best because nobody's ever copied him. Yeah, you're right, Yeah,
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nobody's ever done it. Nobody's everdone it. But I love stand up
comedy. I used to drive,you know, to Las Vegas to watch
Sam Kinnison. If I heard hewas going to Vegas, drive see him,
and then drive home. Oh yeah. And what people don't realize about
him was he was a friend ofmine. Do you know that he was
the sweetest man. You know whatI heard? He just was wrapped up.
(11:07):
He had a lot of addictions,and but he was breathtakingly talented.
And what made him good was hewas an evangelical minister before he became a
comedian. He was lived in Houston, Texas, and that's where he learned
all of his stage rhythms and allof you know, raise your volume and
then bring it down and then raiseit even higher. And he could he
(11:28):
could whip an audience into a frenzy. So funny. Fritz Coleman is with
us. I think Maniscalco is agreat stand up. Yeah, he's great,
doing great. There's some good guys. There's some really funny guys who
have their own Internet show, theirown podcasts. They were there last night.
That her hysterical and I think this, you know, podcasting and people
have an outlet for their creativity.We see videos and we watch you know,
(11:52):
these people online every single day.Otherwise they would have had no outlet.
Now, no, it's not likethe talk shows do them any good.
In the old days, it wasCarson or Griffin, where they get
a pop on there and their visibilitywould be increased. Why do you think
do you think there's just too many? Because I know you're you. You
did Carson a bunch of times.Why isn't they like when I walk in
(12:13):
here in the in the afternoon,sometimes in the morning. Nobody ever says,
did you hear Jimmy fallon, JimmyKimmel? Did you hear last night?
You know what? Someone said?Nobody? But when Carson was on
her Letterman every single day, somebodywould talk about it. Well, that
conversation now occurs online because nobody doessocial media better than Fallon and all those
guys do run and it's just adifferent time. You don't see stand ups
(12:39):
that often on the late night televisionshows because cable now gives you your own
half hour special and they pay,and they pay, and you can control
the content a little bit more.It's just a different world. And I
don't know that comics would enjoy doingfive minutes and have to really edit themselves
down. Now you can go onand do a half hour cable special on
Showtime or Netflix or whatever and beable to say what you want. I
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was at the Denny's about a yearand a half ago, and I'm meeting
with my wife my daughter, andthe waitress comes over and says, your
bill's been paid. And I lookedaround. I couldn't figure out who did
it. And then I see aboutfour boots over Fritz Coleman. Boom,
you bought me, Breck. Anybodythat's in the Denny's habit is a friend
of mine. I haven't been backthere since the pandemic. I haven't either.
(13:22):
That's really sad. Yeah, wegot to go and we go to
the one on Alameda. Yeah,yes, right, right, you're pavilions.
All right. So the Fritz ColemanShow is going to be an El
Portal Theater. It's gonna be onMay twenty six, the last Sunday of
every month. It's what her favoris. It's one Sunday a month,
but it's usually the last Sunday.And who you with? Who else is
on? I have Wendy Leebman asmy opening Ye, she's right, she's
(13:43):
your podcast. Yeah, she's areally, really amusing person. She's open
for Bill Maher and Mary Charles andshe had her own showtime special And so
she opens and does fifteen or twentyminutes, and I do an hour and
fifteen minutes, and we give peoplean hour and a half hilarity. We
figure my audience demographic can't last muchlonger than that before they have to go
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to the bathroom. So people wanttickets info at el Portaltheater dot com.
They're open Monday through Friday, nineam to five pm. I don't know
anybody works nine to five anymore.I think it's an automated system. But
it's the l Portal Theater. It'son fifty two sixty nine, Lancasham.
What is it between Magnolia and Bourbon. It's at Weddington and Lancersham, right
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across the street from the Lameley Theater. Yes, exactly, buddy, nice
to see you. Come on moreoff, Thank you, my friend.
Day if you're in the neighborhood,you're one of the same people in broadcast.
You're the best, buddy. Ialways say this. I say to
my wife all the time. Theone of the true joys of doing this
job is to meet you and tohave met you because I watch you on
TV for so many years. Iused to see at the ice House,
(14:48):
and then to have you sitting here, it's a real, real pleasure.
Thank you, my friend. You'rethe best. Friends Coleman, everybody where
are you on social media? Inthe podcast I'm at the Media Path podcast.
We do a conversational podcast that talksabout newly released books and music and
streamers and stuff like that. Mediapathpodcastdot com. We have a whole series
of things there and I'm you know, the real Fritz Coleman. Excellent,
(15:11):
that's what it's called. You're thebest, But actually chain Fritz Coleman.
Everybody you're listening to Tim Conway Junioron Demya from KFI AM six forty man.
I we don't often talk about aguest after it leaves, like to
do it. Well, he's here, But I don't really have a spine.
But I love I love Fritz Coleman. I love him too. And
(15:35):
there is no greater human being thatI've met. There might be some as
good, I don't know, butthere's no greater human being I've met through
radio than Fritz Coleman. He's aperfect human being in my books. I
don't know what his flaws are.Maybe he's got some, I don't know.
I'm sure he does. But he'sgot a great sense of humor,
and he's kept that sense of humorthroughout his entire life. He's a fantastic
(16:00):
dad to his three kids. He'sa great representative of LA what LA should
be. He loves Los Angeles.He never ses all over Los Angeles.
I've never heard him say a nastyword about any of his colleagues, and
I'm sure that they may have slightedhim in the past, and he,
you know, could have held agrudge and he doesn't. He doesn't s
on anybody. And he's consistently kind. Yeah, and also a kind man,
(16:23):
that's right. And he always doesmore charity work than anybody I know.
And whenever we ask him to comeon, he always says yes.
He always says yes. And soman, I'd love to have Bond more
often, Belly, can we gethim on more often? I'll ask,
Yeah, ask him feel come on. Yeah. He's a busy man.
(16:44):
Yeah, I know, I know, very busy guy. Well I am
too, you know, with thehelm, both both busy, very busy
guys. I saw a guy,a guy's family. I remember what state
it was in. He was inOklahoma where this career criminal got into a
gunfight with the cops and the copsshot him, and the cops killed him.
(17:07):
And then two days later the parentscome out and talk about an angel
the guy was and how he didn'tdeserve to be shot by the cops.
But you know, I have neverseen What might be refreshing is if the
dad comes out after the kid's beenkilled and said, I'd like to apologize
my son was a super super aholeand I feel bad for the cop that
(17:32):
had to kill him. I wishedI had killed him myself, and I
probably should have done that years ago. But I'm glad the cops got him
and now he's gonna now he's notgonna irritate anybody else. Never hear that,
Never hear that. All you hearand all you see are photos of
when the kid was four years oldriding a bike and talking about what an
angel he was. It's always thecops fault, always the cops fault.
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All right, we got some morenews. We got the h the big
men at Gala that's being interrupted bythe protesters, And we talked about this
before. But I think the protestershave a bigger issue than Gaza. And
if it was only Gaza, thenyou have to ask yourself, why didn't
they do the same protests when Russiainvaded Ukraine. If they're worried simply about
(18:18):
life, why wouldn't they also havethis kind of sit in and these kind
of camps and these protests during theRussian Ukrainian War or the Russian invasion of
Ukraine. And so I think there'sa bigger issue, and I don't think
these protesters want to talk about it. But I think the bigger issue is
(18:41):
these kids and I'm talking you know, kids that are that got caught up
with this Free Palestine movement. Ithink the bigger issue is that they don't
see a lot of hope in life. They don't see themselves owning home or
having a nice job that pays thema lot of money. There's a lot,
(19:04):
a lot of insecurity out there,a tremendous amount of it. You
know, before when when you wereonline, I mean before you know,
we had online and before we hadsocial media, and somebody hated you,
you would never hear from them,you know, they would just be silent
in their home, spewing in theirown hatred. Now, if somebody hates
(19:26):
you, you know it. Andwe get plenty of that crap around here
as well, but we try toignore it. Sometimes you can, sometimes
you can. But these kids whoare seventeen eighteen years old, who are
in high school and and they getyou know, negative email or negative posts
on social media, it devastates themand they and a lot of times they
(19:47):
fall into into their into a shelland they and they they're looking to you
know, they're looking for their futureand they don't see the future of this
country being that great. And Iand I'm sort of with them. You
know, we've got to turn thisaround. And I don't know what the
answer is. I don't know ifit's politicians. I don't know if it's
uh, you know, charity.I don't know what it is. I
(20:10):
don't know what the hell it is. But this country is is just sort
of in this malaise of everything's expensive. Homes are expensive rents, expensive cars,
food, going to a movie,just driving through a you know,
drive through to get a burger,fries and a coke is expensive. And
kids they don't have that kind ofdough. They don't see a future,
(20:33):
and so they're they're lashing out.And I like what you said that with
the coverage of tonight with the METgala, seeing people that just a billion
halves man, that's right, andeverybody else they have not man, but
Krozier, I am shocked with thethe the unbelievable deafness of the people that
run the Met. That a mileand a half as the crow flies a
(20:57):
mile and a half from where they'reholding this Met gala is Columbia University,
where all these kids are really reallypissed, and New York and NYU is
right nearby, as well, there'sanother private college that's close by as well.
And for all these protests be goingon for these last three four weeks
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and for them to stick that bigMET gala right in the middle of this
and have all the billionaires show updressed up in thirty forty thousand dollars dresses.
Maybe more than that, it's abig fu it's a it's always a
weird balance when we go through periodsof time like this culturally and socially,
and then to know that these otherthings that are always happening, whether they
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go on or if you ever I'dbe curious to know if anybody does not
go tonight to something like the METgala, if you'd hear of anybody going,
no, I'm not doing anything likethat right now. Yeah, And
you know tonight, there's no backwayto get into the MET. You got
to walk through the front. Andbecause of security, because of all the
you know, high security, it'sgoing to be there, and so they're
(22:02):
going to walk by every one ofthese protesters, and every one of these
protests can be yelling at them,and they don't like that. And we
talked about this earlier. Rich peopleyell at people. They don't get yelled
at. They're not used to it. I have been yelled at my whole
life. I've been yelled at byemployers, by my mom, by friends,
by my wife, my girlfriends,everybody. You know. The only
(22:26):
person who's never yelled at me,my daughter. She's never yelled at me,
never raised their voice to me,never raised their voice to me.
I wait till that day, whyit's happened. No, No, I'm
with you. I just expected tobe. And it's just ooh twenty some
odd years of building up. Yeah, your daughter has a tremendous amount of
(22:48):
respect for you, buddy, Igot very fortunate. When she comes in
to visit you, she is theis the is the most well behaved person
a son or daughter of anybody whoworks here. Yeah, well she really
is. Yeah. Yeah, she'squiet, she's respectful. She I noticed
this as well. Whenever she's hereand she's sitting in with you and I
come in to say hello, shestands up. She stands up to say
(23:12):
hihouldn't just sit there in her chair. And I don't know whether you taught
her that or whether that was selflearned, but when you when when somebody
comes in the room to meet you. You stand up and she does.
It's rarity, man. Yeah,belly oh, belly oh. You also
have a great step daughter as well. She's always very respectful of people.
(23:33):
Thank you, very respectful, thankyou and uh. And that's difficult to
do. Difficult to do in today'sday and age, very very tough.
Were you that kind of kid standingup like dis respectful like I still in
Yeah, but it's a weird thingI have. I have more respect than
anything in the world for people whoare older than me. Yeah, for
(23:56):
people younger, I have none.I always had an issue with the age
aspect of respect. Yeah, Ido to the young or old. I
as a kid, got into gotinto arguments with older people saying that I
should respect them because of their age. I'm with that kid. I was
a total bag to him. Isaid, no, I have tremendous I
(24:18):
don't care if they're an hour olderthan me. I have a tremendous amount
of respect for people old me,tremendous. I just I respect people based
on who they are and and andhow they treat me and how they treat
others. I'm with you, justyou know, younger old to be.
I'm with you, buddy, I'mwith him. You're listening to Tim Conway
Junior on demand from KF. Iam six forty that Tom Brady the Roast
(24:41):
is on Netflix. You can lookat that three hours, three hours of
Tom Brady jokes. It seems likea long time. Well, there's some
very very funny acts in there,very funny people. See, we can
play a little love it here beforeyou have the to beleep the f I'm
so honored to be here for theroast of Tom Brady on Netflix. It's
(25:04):
not to be confused. Well,this is Bill Belichick, his old coach.
It's not to be confused with theroast of Bill Belichick on the ten
part Apple TV series Overnight Celebs andFormer Patriots. I had one line and
booted it. Bill Belichick forces toroast the goat five time Super Bowl MVP,
(25:26):
most career wins, most career touchdowns. You have seven rings, well
eight now that Giselle gave hers back. But nothing was off limits, including
his relationship with ex wife Giselle,whose reported boyfriend is a jiu jitsu instructor.
How did you not see this coming? Eight karate classes a day,
Eight karate classes a day, Hey, Hey, karate craft the day.
(25:49):
It's still a white the but itappears. Brady later gave Jeff Ross an
earful when he made a joke aboutPatriots owner Robert Kraft's dropped charges over a
massage parlor incident. Would you likea massage? I love Robert Kraft?
(26:10):
I love it? Yeah? Okay, okay, that's what Brady stepped up
in whispered is here, don't dothat s again? Kraft reuniting with Belichick
for the first time since firing hislongtime coach. No one escaped the heat.
Even Brady's former go to guy,tight end Rob Gronkowski, Tom also
lost thirty million dollars in crypto.Tom, How did you fall for that?
(26:30):
I mean even Gronk was like me, No, that not real money?
Like that was great? All right? That wasn't the only person on
TV over the weekend. Our ownKiki was on some kind of panel.
Is that right, Bellion? Itwas a panel that Kiki she got cal
(26:52):
State Fullerton the Alumni thirty fifth AnnualAlumni Radio Panel. Wow. Kiky was
on it, as well as ChrisSadler. Let's listen in Let's see Keiky
is one of our producers here,So you do the production or the producing
for Tim Conway Junior. Yeah,it's weird. He was talking about how
(27:15):
he loved the show and then shestepped all over. Oh my god,
I got to talk to her aboutthat. Yeah, it's a weird situation.
So, like, I part timeproduce, and so that means I
am either assisting as a as aproducer with the head producers, or I'm
also in if the producer is outfor the day or for the week,
(27:38):
or for the month, the monthday or for the week or for the
month. I think she outed you, Bellion. I haven't been out for
a month, really, I don'tthink. So I go in and I
take over the show, and ohhow about that? The guy knows you.
(27:59):
You are Professor Ryan Venriel you professor. I go in and I take
over the show, and yep,Bellio, she'll be happy that you mentioned
her name. Are you seriously?She'll be happy. She called me last
night midnight. Hey they mentioned me. I'm like, I wear on the
roast, I'm sleeping. What's goingon? Yeah? No, they mentioned
(28:22):
me in cal State Fullert and I'mlike, okay, all right, can
we talk about this tomorrow? No, let me send you the audio.
Let me send you the video.I got audio and video. Let me
send it to you. Like,man, you were excited about that.
It is pretty cool. Yeah,you got to mention. Yeah, Ballio?
Her name? Are you seriously say? My professor knows you Billio?
Oh god, yeah, yeah,I listen. I listened to the show.
(28:44):
I like it. I like TimConnell junior style. Kid. Look
at you, man, all right, that is pretty cool. The professor
at Fullerton listens to us. Thatis a cool deal. I don't forget.
May twenty six is Fritz Coleman's bigdeal at the l Portal Theater.
Go check that out. The DebbieReynolds main Stage, fifty two sixty nine
(29:07):
Lancasham Boulevard. That's a big deal. Info at el Portaltheater dot com.
Info at lport Lportaltheater dot com.Sorry, there's still protest going on at
the Met, the big Met galabelly. You've ever been to that big
met galley that invited you for thatthing? They have never invited me.
(29:30):
Maybe now that you're on all overthe Fullerton air waves, they'll throw you
an invite. I bet you thatdoes happen now, that's possible, for
sure. Yeah, it's absolutely possible. What about you have you been invited?
No? No, and calling thewoman that runs at an old bag
I don't think helped me out.So no, that is not okay,
Yeah, no, that's that's forbillionaires and for people who are of Tom
(29:53):
Brady's stature. That's not for guysin radio, you know, and really
tone deaf year to put that onwith all these protests going on, with
all the people who are broke inNew York, with the crime going on,
with the people here in this countrywho have nothing, who've come to
this country to make a better lifefor themselves and they're living on the streets
(30:17):
of New York City. There's alot going on in New York City right
now. And for them to putthis metcalon like nothing was happening, that
is tone deaf, ma'am. Thatis the definition of tone deaf, all
right, Mee. Kelly's coming upnext right here on KFI AM six forty
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadioapp. Now you can always hear us
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live on KFI AM six forty fourto seven pm Monday through Friday, and
anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app,
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