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I couldn't make those up. Icouldn't predict those. So we're live.
You're gonna have to believe us here. Steph Bush is here, Krozier,
Angel and Michael Michael Brant the onlyone that I decided to say screw
it is Bellio and she said fAlu and working blue today and split.

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So she's not here, but everybodyelse is around. All right, Angel
Martinez, you're with us right by, sure, Ah, you're the best.
Hey, what happened with the Losain Azusa? I guess there's a
bunch of traffic to try to getup to some campground up in the Azuza
off the thirty nine, and theywere turned away. It was it was

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horrible. I couldn't believe it.I was watching on TV and I'm like,
oh man, something's going on upthere, and I guess Crozier you
know where this is? The thirtynine? Yeah, absolutely, yeah,
thirty nine. Yeah, all right, what happened up there? There was
some kind of really attractive fair groundup there and then people got turned away.
What's going on up there? Angel, you're the queen of traffic.

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Well, I'm looking at the driveright now in that area, and there's
still some traffic heading northbound into thecanyon. But it looks like it looks
like the traffic ends right at SierraMadre Avenue, So I don't know if
that's where they're turning people around.They're cops blocking it off today and you
couldn't get it to the canyon.It was horrible. And then it was
back to back all the way downto the valley. I'm looking at it

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right now on Channel five. There'sa live shot on it right now on
Channel five. I don't think thatit's earlier today or it's live. Looks
like it's earlier today. But man, you know, when you have plans
with your family to go somewhere andyou get stuck in deadlock traffic, it
ruins your whole day, especially whenit's one hundred and you know, fourteen
degrees out or so, maybe there'sonly x amount of camps. That's right,

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that's exactly right. It's full,yes, exactly right, Ding dong
with you. They were saying thatall the parking spaces at the camp sites
were all double parked. Oh no, oh, all right, here's more
info on the losers in AZUSA.Happy for to everybody here. As you
mentioned, Yeah, a lot offrustration here along Highway thirty nine. That's

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saying Gabriel Canyon Road in a ZUSA. You can see the traffic jam here
at the closure. CCHP had toput a closure in place here at the
base of the mount as. Thereare camps that are up Highway thirty nine
that are at capacity, camp Bonitabeing one of those. So that's guys,
and some frustrating times here you cansee the traffic jam, and we
were hearing about some possible road ragedown here, some motorists the road rage

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that July fourth road rage for you, road rage down here, some motorists
you know, getting into it withone another. So you know, again
CHP is here. County Fire Departmentis also patrolling High thirty nine just kind
of keeping things in check as well. But certainly, you know, not
the route to take this today,and this is a Highway thirty nine through

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a Zuza and I would expect thatto remain the fact that the case,
you know, for the entire durationof today, they are allowing some residents
to travel up Highway thirty nine,that is, if you can actually make
it to the closure. So again, best to avoid the Azuza area.
Yeah, through the fourth of July. Yeah, the loss in Azusa and

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it's hotter than hell out the one. Don't be a loser in a Zusa.
That's right, That's exactly right,that's right. You'd be crystallize my
thoughts hot temperatures in southern California.People are getting roasted. We were talking
about grilling, barbecuing all week,and of course it's going to be pretty
hot to be over the grill insome spots today. Try to stay cool

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out there, but especially tomorrow andSaturday, that is when we will see
the hottest temperatures during this heat wave. And I'll get to that in just
a moment. Okay, well,let me get well what you get to
that in a moment. I'm gonnaget to this. The all the TV
stations predicted was going to be aboutone hundred and four hundred and five in
the valley today and they were alloff by about fifteen eighteen degrees because something

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happened where we got an off anonshore breeze, and so the hide was
supposed to be one hundred and fouror one hundred and five and Bourbon today
it was eighty nine. It waseighty nine, and currently in Burbank and
currently in the Valley it's even coolerthan that. So don't flip out with
the heat. If you have anywhereto go tonight, it's probably good.
You're probably gonna be okay. Butright now in the city of Burbank,

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it's eighty nine. In Woodland Hillsit's ninety one. It's not that bad.
But tomorrow we're going to the hundreds. It's gonna be one hundred and
one in the valley, one hundredand four, one hundred and five out
in Woodland Hills, and then itgoes back to the nineties for the rest
of the week, and then Monday, which is our very next Monday,
the Monday that's coming up after thisweekend, the high end of the valley

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will be eighty nine degrees. Sodon't let people flip you out that we're
all going to die in this heat. We're not. We're not. If
you're headed to the beach today,well we know it's going to be crowded
it's July fourth, But it's theonly place you can go to beat the
heat because even the mountains we havesome very warm temperatures. The marine layer
is in place, well partly cloudyskies. I think some of the beaches

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will hang on to some cloud covertoday as well. But to start,
oh, it's beautiful out there,man. That's why homes are so expensive
on the beach because the weather,the weather the view, and it's just
an attractive place to be to havea home on the beach and looking at
the ocean every day. Woo man, you got it going on. It's
going to be cool and overcast,and it's really just right at the immediate
coastline. So bring a sweater ifyou're going early to claim yours spot.

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It's about fifty nine degrees over toMalibu, hazy Scott. Wait, it's
about what's the temperature in Malibu,So bring a sweater if you're going early
to claim your spot. It's aboutfifty nine degrees over to Malibu. Fifty
nine degrees in Malibu. It's onehundred and fifty nine in burbe it's about
fifty nine degrees over to Malibu.My sister lives out there. She said
she had a sweater on all day. Sweater, it's cold, hazy Scott,

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mild six. Now, we dohave red flag warnings in place on
a day where it could be prettydangerous, So anything that could spark a
fire, you're gonna want to stayaway from today. By the way,
they have red flag alerts on alot of beaches and also brown flag alerts,
so you people that don't want toget a rat infection. I'd stay
out of the water. We havesix beaches in southern California, all in

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La County with the brown flag alerts, and I think, without me going
into further explanation, I think youcould put that together or leave it to
the professionals if you are, especiallyin any of these areas Northernvtura County Mountains
yepes wind us up to forty milesper hour possible and then humility levels down
to the single digit sound about sixpercent. That it wipes you out.

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That's what wipes out your your immunesystem. Is that humidity. You got
to get a humidifier. Got toget a humidifier. Man. Those are
all ingredients for rapid fire growth,along with of course the heat. And
that goes through Saturday morning, bythe way, and it starts later today
eighty six and Palm Springs right noweighty five degrees in landcast is very warm
overnight. Well, well Lancaster gotworked. And then the very hot afternoon

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temperatures record breaking heat wave in manyways, especially for the Antelope Valley and
Palm Springs. Yeah, I wonderif Antelope akers got it. You know,
we did a story about antelope Akerslast week. I don't know who
lives out in Antelope Akers, probablybeautiful, but I got it a BS
and everybody out there, huh.It's like when people go to Hawaiian Gardens.

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You know, you live in Idon't know, Cleveland or Detroit or
Chicago, and and then you see, oh wow, there's a cheap hotel
room in Hawaiian Gardens. That mustbe beautiful. And then you get out
there and every single person who visitsHawaiian Gardens from out of town, their
first reaction, what the f?But it sounded so good Hawaiian. It's

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got it in the name, itmust be nice. It's not Hawaiian and
it's not in Hawaiian Ish, andit's not garden gardens around there. It's
a double. It's a ding dongwith the lies. When did you get
rid of your your vacation home inHawaiian Gardens? Well, it wasn't in
Hawaiian Gardens. Thanks for listening carefullyto the program. Angel. It was
off. The it was off theone ten and the one oh five.

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We weren't quite Hawaiian Gardens style.We didn't have that kind of dough.
I lost too much money Santa Anitato get an apartment in Hawaiian Gardens.
But I that should be the sloganof the city. What the F and
spell out the whole left fort rightso you can say with me at home.
I can't do it on the Ebecause I'll get fired. What the

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that's the people's there and they goto Hawaiian Gardens for the first time.
Wait, let's look at that brosure again, then said Hawaiian and Gardens.
I don't see anything interesting here.It's going on all right. We're
gonna have all the fireworks for everybodytonight. We're going to go through the
list of where everyone's going. TheLa Times has done a very extensive,

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very thorough list of everywhere you cango and check out fireworks tonight. So
well, we have three hours.We got plenty of time. We are
live. The whole crew is here, minus Bellio, so we've got a
program Scratch Bellio and everybody else ison fire today. We're all here.
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior ondemand from KFI Am six. We are

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live all day until seven o'clock.Bo Kelly's gonna be live from a party
that he's having at his house.I think we're Are we supposed to talk
about that on the air? Maybenot, I don't know, but yeah,
Kenny's been okay, he promoted it. Yeah, are you gonna go?
No, I'm here, I seeyou here. But is anyone coming

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into work for you at seven?Now? You can go? This is
the whole shift, Okay, okay, all right, okay, all right,
buddy, God, I love theinformation, hate the attitude. Okay,
right, thing wrong with you,buddy? And Stephano's just dressed up
for the fourth of July with thatblue and red and white shirt you're sporting.

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Well, I thought it was supposedto be another PJ day, but
no one did. But you knowwhat, I didn't care because no one's
here. Yeah, but you arewearing pajamas? Yeah? Yeah, mine?
Yeah, relaxed around here. He'sa disclaimer. I don't remember ever
held are you your thirty six?Yes? I remember at thirty six going
to work in pajamas? Maybe Idid, and I just you know,

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I drank through that part of mylife, But I remember ever working in
pajamas. I liked that, Ido like I respect the casualness of that,
but I couldn't I couldn't get myselfto do that. I don't know.
My dad always said, if you'regoing to work at a company,
wear a collared shirt. I alwayshave a college Yeah yeah, never before

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here. But then there was timeswhere I actually auditioned to be like a
DJ and I came dressed like thatbecause my grandmother taught me the same way,
like I always show up with thewith the tie and oh yeah,
I got a shirt. But itcame out and said I'm looking for a
DJ, not a salesman. Ohthat's great. It killed your your dream

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I'm like, okay, wow,your your tidiness and your dapper you know,
get up killed your dreams. Ohthat's horrible, And apparently it changed
his outload for the rest of hislife from that point. I'll tell you
a quick wardrobe story I think I'vetold on the air before, so if
you heard it, maybe you cango get a cigarette if you smile.
I don't know, but I wasworking here for about a month or two

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and Robin Berdlucci said, Hey,the boardop on your show is moving on.
Do you have any idea anybody you'veworked with in the past that you
think is could come in fill andI said, yeah, there's a guy
named Randy Wang that I think couldslide in here, and so I set
him up with an interview with RobinBirdluccer. Remember I've been here for like
two months. So he comes inand he has cut off really really short

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shorts like that he cut off himselfand are still there's like stringy, and
you know, you can see hisunderpants with a pair of blunt scissors,
yes, exactly right, and aT shirt that I don't know probably stains
and flip flops. And so hewalks by my office. I go,
hey, you don't go No,no, I said, where are you

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going? He goes, I'm goingto an interview with Robin. I'm like,
oh, buddy, please don't goin there like that. Please,
I've only been here for two months. Please the one who gave you the
please go home and put something onor wear my shirt or my pants.
Please don't go in there like that. I've been here for two months.
So he goes, don't worry aboutit. He goes in. He's in
there for about ten to fifteen minutesand he comes out and I go,

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well, how did it go?And he says, nailed it. She
loved me. I have never saidthat about an interview in my life,
not once. Nailed it, sheloved me. I'm like, what,
I'd love to have that confidence forabout eight seconds one day, you know,

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if I just had that confidence forliterally like one minute. Yeah.
Usually the best you get is likewhat all right? Yes? Yeah,
or it's usually the peak or thetypical re action to a normal human being
when they leave an audition or aninterview is ah, man, I screwed
that up. There's no way they'regonna call me. Well, we'll see,

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we'll see what happens. Yeah,oh man, I wish I would
have done this different or that different. Nailed it, she loved me.
Wow, unbelievable. But I thinkthat's a generational thing. I think that
this generation has confidence that we didn'thave, and I think it's because we've
all told them how great they weretheir whole life. You know, we
got sked on by our parents allthe time. I'm sure you did,

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Krozier. I don't know if youdid, Stephush, you probably didn't,
but I'm sure Angel did. I'msure. I'm guarantee you, Michael Brian
did. I and I caught it. Too, you know where your parents,
like my mother would say, Iwish, I wish I didn't have
any of you kids. I canremember her saying that on foul hundreds of
occasions. You know you any ofyou? Yeah, she would say,

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you simpletons. I am so pissedI had any of you. If I
had to do it all again,I would none of you. You're like,
wow, we're just going to McDonald's. My dad would call it.
He what he called me. Thenicknames he had for me were zero,
you know, things like that.There you go, that's what is That's

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when you are right now? Zero? Yeah, we got you simpleton,
piece of you know cr You knowI wish I'd never had in You got
almighty and and just yelling like fwords at us, you know Turkey here
in Turkey, how I would havesettled for a zero in Turkey. I

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that have been an upgrade around myhuse. But I always thought it was
you didn't exist. It's kind ofyeah, it's a little bit of a
so what you never had any ofyou? Like Mom, you know I'm
five. That's gonna last a while. That's gonna burn in mom. Look
that happened fifty six years ago,and I still remember where I was standing
right. Oh yeah, I rememberwhere I was laying in my bed.

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Is he in the doorway? Yeah? Doing the whole lecture zero turk.
Yeah. Yeah. I was sittingat our dining room table in Tarzana up
on Pasadero Drive, and my brotherhad spilled milk, and as my other
brother went to grab it, hespilled his and she blew up, She
blew up. God, spilled milk. Yeah, olways spilled milk. You

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know, I wish I never hadany of you simpletons we always got.
We always got simpletons like ma,come on, I mean, look the
guy who spilled the milk. He'sthree, you know, got gotta cut
him some slack. He'll be betterlater on in life. But pleas please,
But I didn't. I did enjoyJuly fourth. I was always with
my grandparents in Cleveland, Ohio,and we always used to go to either

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Joga Lake or Punderson's if you're fromthe area. It was a public park
and there was like a little carnivalthere. It was at a right next
door to a high school, soeverybody went to the high school and watched
the fireworks, and we had acouple of my mom my grandmother always give
us like three dollars to spend ongames and stuff like that. It was
last a minute back then. Ohyeah, lasted a long time back then.

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But they did something back then I'venot seen since and probably insurance wiped
this out. But do you rememberthe grease totem pole where they had put
one hundred dollars on the top ofa grease totem pole and like ninety guys
would get on each other's shoulders totry to get one hundred dollars bill.
And you don't see that anymore becausewell, people died doing that. You
know, most you'll see it islike they they'll lay it on its side,

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like over water or something like that, but still grease it up you
can get to the other side.And then the log rolling contest. It
was a lot of fun back then, and I and you know, and
it was it was dangerous. I'llget them that. And I noticed that
in Cleveland we went to the Julyfourth thing and it was outdoor and there
was thousands of people there. Everymale above age sixteen was smoking. I

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noticed that as a kid, youknow, coming from California where people,
you know, most people didn't smoke. You go back to the Midwest,
back in the late sixties, earlyseventies, everybody had a cigarette in their
mouth. I'm like, look atlike, mom, the kid's like fourteen,
he's got he's got one burning andone in his hand and one in
a ashtray. Kid's going for it, living life. Yes, kind of

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like old Stubbley. I'll tell youthat that fourteen year old told those cigarettes.
Well, you can always tell aguy who's on his first cigarette because
he stole it from his mom,and it's usually the Virginia Slims. He's
got one of those slim those slimones going yep ah. That was the
best man, good time. Thatwas. That was the cigarette that that
my mom maybe go into the seveneleven and get for her, the Virginia
Slim Angel. Did your mom smoke? No, no, she didn't.

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She didn't smoke. No, no, not at all. You missed out
stealing cigarettes from mom. That wasa way to go, man. But
my friend's mom's smokes. Ah,okay, all right, I remember those.
I probably should talk about this onthe air, But those first couple
of pops when you're you know,thirteen or fourteen, like oh, man,
let's knock you out and you getso high off then, but don't

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do it. It's not good foryou. You're listening to Tim Conway Junior
on demand from KFI AM six fortyConway show We're live here on KFI.
I don't know how to prove thatto you other than to just, you
know, just assume you're going tobelieve us, and you probably do.
The Huntington Beach Parade was this morning, and I didn't think I was going

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to miss the parade. I've beenin it, or associated with I don't
know, for the last ten yearsor so, and I love the parade.
I love everybody involved with it.I love everybody down there in Huntington
Beach. And I was not askedto be in the parade this year,
which I understand, because you haveto mix it up or else it's the
same parade every year, and whywould you do that. I totally understand
that, So I didn't take itpersonally. But next year I'm going to

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go to the parade just to bedown there for it, because I enjoy
all the people. Everybody's so happyaround there. Everybody is so patriotic down
there in Huntington beach. I reallyenjoyed that, And so I'm going to
go down there and I'm I'm gonnaprobably have to wear i don't know,
like a hat and like a mustacheor glasses or something, because yeah,
because you know, it's weird.Like like if you ever go to the

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movies and you know, a moviethat Tom Hanks is in, and then
you know, you look around thetheater and go, wow, Tom Hanks
is here at his own movie.Uh, and that's just weird. So
I think I'll have to i don'tknow, maybe get the nose and glass.
Uh huh what wait wait wait wait, because it's your parade. No
no, no, no, no, no, no, not at all,

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not at all. I'm just sayingit would be weird if I was
just like sitting in the audience becauseeverybody there is used to me, you
know, on a float. Orit might not be your parade, but
you're apparently the star of the parade. I'm not saying you're the reason people
go. I'm not comparing myself toTom Hanks, but maybe I am.
I guess, all right, okay, I'll give you that. Or like

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let's say, you know, GeorgeClooney was in having on. You know,
if you if you're in a theater, if you were in a theater
and you looked around and George Clooneywas in the movie, and yet he
was also in the theater, itbe weird. You're really worried about people
losing their mind seeing you like noseline of a George Clooney. No,
I think people will look at melike, wow, what a loser.
A loser that he's now. Youknow, he would just be in the

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parade and now they kicked him outand now he's just sitting on the curb
with a mustache and these big sunclasses. Well, maybe you should get
a T shirt that said maybe Ilook familiar and then have the years that
you were in the parade, youknow. Speaking of that, Krozier's wearing
the T shirt that we gave outten years ago today. Ten years ago.

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When was that the float we hadto push through the parade? I
believe so, yes, multiple timesbreak it down. The float broke down
like a galope, and we pushedit through that. Well, you guys
pushed it through the parade. ButI remember the street squad they didn't sign
up for this, but the floatbroke down pretty close to the beginning of
the parade, and it was anothertwo or three miles that we had to

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go. And so the street squadgot behind the float and pushed it,
and I was walking in front ofit, you know, because that's what
I do. And there's about fifteenpeople on the float, and I stopped
and I said, hey, guys, look, they're pushing this float.
Can you guys get off this thingwhile they're pushing it. There's like another
thousand pounds you know, on thisfloat. They're like, oh, I

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never thought about it and even thoughtabout it. Yeah, I was what
I was in that group that wasbehind it, pushing it. And when
you said that, I'm like thepeople the float, Oh my gosh,
you guys. My ex was onthe float all you guys were pushing it,
and I had to tell him getoff and get back there and help
them push, you know what.I'm glad you brought that up. I

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was not going to bring it upever. And I saw it. I
saw Angel do that. I canconfirm that. But angel I, I
didn't hear you talk about him thesame way after that. Yeah, that's
when I completely lost all respects.Is that right? Okay, right that
very moment. Oh yeah, Iget you know, there's small things like
that in life where you go hell, is that what these guys really like?

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Got him mighty? But he's wavingto everybody on the foot. I'm
like, get off of that,right, and and he looked like Tom
Cruise or a Tom Hanks. No, no, no, no, I
don't forget it. But one timeI was late to the parade. I
slept in. It started at ten, and I set the clock for eight
o'clock and it didn't go off becauseI'd set it for eight pm instead of

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eight am. I'm sure you've donethat. And I woke up at ten
o'clock and the parade started ten.So Dave Weeze, what's his job here,
Dave Weez marketing marketer. And sohe was dressed up as Uncle Sam
just to go down to the paradeanyway. So I said, buddy,
you gotta do me a favor.It's radio. Nobody knows what I look
like, just as Uncle Sam.For the first twenty minutes of the parade

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until I get there, just wavedeverybody and keep saying ding dong. He's
like what he did, And Isaid, just do it. So he
got got on the float as UncleSam. He's waving everybody and they're going
cod what he's going dig dong,And not as single person said, wait
a minute, that's not him.They all thought it was. So you're
worried about people doing this actually recognizingyou. Now, the local the local

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television show, you know a HuntingtonBeach has their own channel, and the
people that did that show, theyknew, they knew it wasn't you.
Oh is that right? Oh?I didn't know that. All everybody else
in college I thought it was you, except for the local I don't know
what it is, like the localaccess television in Huntington Beach, and they

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totally knew it wasn't you. Andhe busted Dave's balls. Yeah, that's
great. Busted Uncle Sam's balls rightup there on the flop. But I
was in I was in the paradewhere the float broke down, and then
three years later I was in acar and it was the nineteen fifties.
I don't know what it was,Jade Lennon probably, you know, screaming
at the radio and the car caughton fire. It was breaking down at

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the beginning of the when when Iwas being interviewed on Channel seven and the
car was smoking, could barely seeme, smoke like some muke smoke all
over the place. And and theyou know, a very nice interviewer out
on a reporter down there, said, hey, what are what are some
what are your big hopes for Julyfourth? I'm like, well, honestly,

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that this float doesn't catch fire andkilled me. And she's like,
oh, that's great, and sheand the people you know organize the preyer
like, oh, we got toget this guy out of here. Man,
he's just too weird. And soI said to one of the cops
there that was organizing the tow truckto get in there to tow that car
away, because you had to youknow, separate the crowd and get the

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tow truck in it and everything.And he says, I go, hey,
has anything ever happened like this before? And he said, yeah,
about four years ago a float brokedown and some guys had to push it
to the parade. I go,you knew he was on that float and
he goes, no, I don'tknow. Me. I was on the
only float and the only car thatbroke down in that parade. The car

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cat caught fire and the float brokedown, and I was on both of
them, dig dog, both ofthem, ding and dog, and that
that may have been it for theorganizers. They're like, this guy's a
jinks. We got to get thisguy the hell out of here. But
it was a great parade. Itaped it, I watch it on TV,
and I'm going next year and I'mjust sitting the crowd with a you
know, big sunglasses and a mustacheand wig and just enjoy it. That's

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the way to enjoy that parade.I guess it. It will be a
Friday next year, so oh,we'll be Friday. Well, I mean
this year was leapier, so yeah, one one day further in the next
year. Wait, let's look thatup for everybody pulled them on second our
July fourth. You're right, crush, it's Friday of next year. Oh
that's gonna be great. That's myFriday next year, nosing glasses, wig

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and I watching that parade then comingin here afterwards. Right, that's right,
just like that's exactly right. You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand
from KFI AM six forty. It'sConway. Maybe you saw me high speed
pursuit they went on earlier today.I watched it on I don't know channel

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four is on Channel seven. Channelfive had it rolling around, and it
was a pretty good one. Itwas a Kia Soul stolen evidently allegedly,
and the cops were after him.Yeah and ding dong, pretty big deal.
Yeah, look at that stolen Kiasong at the end of the chase.
Oh boy. I ended up inhot Thorn, I believe, and

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they arrested the four chaps that wereinside. So there you go, I'm
there. Day was a little differentthan they anticipated. You know. They
thought, well, i'll steal acar, we'll enjoy ourselves and go out
and watch Fourth of July fireworks.Okay, well, maybe enjoyed yourself for

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a while. But the long armof the law caught up to them and
found all five of them in atownhouse apartment. I wasn't quite sure how
many units were in that place inHawthorne, but man, they had a
lot of cops out there, aton of cops out there, and if
you missed it, it was apretty radical one. I was watching it

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on Channel seven where they all getout of the car, five of these
kids, and they look young.They all got late teams, maybe even
early teams, and they're all racingout of the car into an apartment building
and then they all sort of jammedinto a window. They got into a

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window of one of these apartment buildings, and that's when the cops caught up
with them. So they got arrested. And now instead of enjoying fireworks on
the fourth of July, they'll becool in their heels and trying to call
mom and dad to bail them out. Last night was another rocket. It
was scheduled late. It wasn't onthe schedule for Vandenberg Air Force Space launch

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schedule. It was a late startor a late entry, and I got
a I think it was Tim Lynnwho said, Hey, this thing's going
to go off in about ten minutes, and so I quickly text a bunch
of people, you know, TimKates and you know my geeky or goofy,
your friends who were into this kindof crap, and about about nine
oh four you could start to seeit come up over the valley and it

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was pretty cool. It was apretty cool deal. Last night, around
five minutes after nine, launch seingacross our Southland skies, Firefly Aerospace launching
the rocket as part of its Noiseof Summer mission shortly after nine o'clock from
Vandenberg Space Force Space Air seven,capturing it lighting up the sky and the
cool trail it left behind. It'scarrying eight small satellites developed by universities and

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nonprofits stud NASA's Cube Sat Launch initiative. People at the third of July fireworks
show in more Park, and wetold you about earlier. They caught this
right before the fireworks show began.Oh that must be great, you know,
I bet it's specta acular for peoplewho are flying. You know,
you're on Southwest going to Vegas orOregon, wherever the hell you're going,
and all of a sudden, youknow, you look outside and you see

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this, this huge, huge rocketjust blasting by you, and that that
was a that was a cool deal. Over the weekend, I think it
was on Sunday that I was watchingthe races at Los Alaminos. They do
thoroughbreds during the day and then quarterhorses at night, and the name of
this horse caught my ear, andso I put a couple of bucks on

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it. And it didn't do well, but I think you'll pick up on
why I hazard part of my wageson the outcome of this race and this
particular horse. Here's the audio puttingin a decent bid at the if Paul
Tequila talking no more ding dong,stride for stride, clear a Cody Boy,
than putting head Jones l Square flattensout no more ding dongs with tequila

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talking talking on the inside, justthe leader from nine Moore ding Dongs,
Tequila talking, gaming victory. Ihave a nine Moore ding Dongs clear of
Cody Boy. The name of thehorse was no more dig Dogs, No
more dig Dongs, and it lostto I don't know, more Tequila or
something like that. I came insecond, but it was it was ironic
because it was involved in a dingdong, which is when two horses separate

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from the field and they're fighting oneanother, you know, like if it's
the seven and the four horse fourseven seven four four seven seven four and
the name of the horse no moreding Dong. Somebody has sent me a
text saying, hey, I thinkthey're they're pissed off at the show.
You're doing too many ding dongs andthey named the horse no more ding Dongs.
I said well that's not true.That that horse is probably the son

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or daughter of a horse called NoMore Twinkies, and I think that's where
that came from, which I thinkis true. But man, that's the
name of the horse and bid atthe ice Paul Tequila talking, nine more
ding Dongs, No more ding Dongs, Cody Boy than putting head Jones,
l Square flattens out, no moreding dongs with tequila talking, Tequila talking

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on the inside, just the leaderfrom nine More ding Dongs, Tequila talking,
gaming victory. I have a ninemore ding Dong, no more ding
dog, putting head Zones. There'ssome very creative names out there, and
they and there. It's becoming harderand harder to name a horse because you
can't name it. If a horse, you can't name it the same as

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a horse that's running the past.Wow, So you got to come up
with a new nose that possible.I know it's not weird, it's odd.
It is odd, But I wasthinking about this grocer. You know,
we have ten digits in our phonenumbers, right, so you know
I eight one eight five FI fiveone two one two, there's eight,
there's ten digits. So I wasI was wondering, man, why are

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they going to run out of phonenumbers? And I realized, Oh,
that's stupid. They have nine billion, they have nine Let me see,
so it's nine one, two,three, four, five, six,
seven, eight nine ten. Sowait three yeah, so they have nine
billion, nine hundred ninety nine million, nine hundred ninety nine thousand, nine

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hundred and ninety nine So almost tenbillion phone numbers with just ten digits.
I'll be right, We're not gonnarun out. I don't know, We're
not gonna run They've also changed thearea code. Yeah right, yeah,
so they did run out for aminute, well they ran out of yeah,
but they can always change the areaif this is. This is including
the area code. They have ninebillion different combinations. Look, the world

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population is just over eight billion people. Yeah, that's right. But there
are a lot of people who can'tafford a phone and there, but there
are also a couple there are alot of people that have more than one.
That's right, that's correct. There'sa lot of people that don't have
running water, and people also havelandlines and cell phones. Yes, that's
right, and so they might eventuallyrun out. I don't know, but

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some countries have their their numbers areare different. They're not you know,
like ours, but may maybe eventuallythey'll have to add another number to it,
you know, like another number atthe end or at the beginning.
That's possible, you know, soinstead of just dying one eight one a
L two eight one eight. Butthey're gonna have they have nine billion different
phone numbers. Nine billion. Canyou ever do this where you call your

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your home phone number as a kidto see if somebody still has it.
Ours is available, and I'm tryingto get it because the first number I
remember as a kid, and Icalled the other day and said, this
line is not in service. I'mgonna try to get it. That'd be
cool that by phone number from whenI was like three or four years old.
I mean it used to be theordinary telephone number had four digits.

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Wow, the large cities had thefive digit numbers before they started expanding out
the day. Yeah, call mehr five three to three two, all
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